I have decided to make everyone margaritas.
Where's the Tajin?
-Mr. Picky over here. -[Kim] I know.
[Jovi] Complains about everything.
Here's a Californian margarita for you.
-Yes! Thank you so much, Jovi. -Aw, thank you.
That's so nice.
We brought you a gift for being such amazing hostesses
-with the most-esses. -You guys...
-Wow! You guys didn't have to. -...did not have to do that.
We wanted to.
Oh, my gosh!
-Is it a mat? -What?
That's is so cute!
You guys!
-Thank you! -Aw!
Now everyone will know where we live.
Okay. Nice.
All right.
Oh, shoot.
Come on, keep it down.
[Kim] Okay, Jovi on my counter.
I should spray you with cold water right now.
You don't understand that like anxiety, it-- it--
it doesn't come from a logical place.
[Dempsey] You're just rude to me.
And snappy.
-"Just rude to me." -[imitating Dempsey's accent] "You're just rude to me.
-Snappy." -Yeah. [laughs]
I like it.
[imitating Dempsey's accent] "You're just rude to me."
-And slappy. -"Slappy"?
I have one more surprise for you, too.
-Is that your book? -Yes.
Y'all believe he really slept with 2,500 women?
[Kim speaking]
-[Jovi] Yeah. Right? -[Kim] No.
I could name 2,500 people.
Abraham Lincoln, George Washington.
But you don't know Abraham Lincoln.
Me and Abe, go back, dude.
He did a lot for me and, you know,
he did a lot for the country.
Let's just say that.
-[Jovi] Thank you. -[Kim] What a good week we had, right?
I know. Thank you for having us here.
You're welcome. You and Jamal went to the club.
-Me and Yara had our spa day. -Yeah!
It's nice, right?
I haven't even gotten in trouble all week.
-It's been great. -[Kim] I love it. Cheers.
-Cheers, Jovi. -Cheers.
-Cheers.
Love, y'all.
Cheers.
[Jovi] Tell me what y'all think.
-Oh, God, this is a lot of tequila. -My favorite.
Chug it, chug it!
-[Emily] Oh, my goodness! -[Kobe] Wow!
-Thank you so much. -Yeah, I mean, that's--
-That was so sweet. Thank you. -Yeah. You need sugar.
Postpartum. [laughs]
Girl, you're in the know. That was so sweet.
-Will you set it over there? -You guys didn't have to,
-but we'll take it. -I'm gonna go put it down--
What? Of course we'll take it.
You can't send that back.
All right. Everybody ready to watch the show tonight?
-Yeah. -What are y'all excited to see?
I'm excited to see Sarper
throw all the bottles and stuff.
I think that's gonna be really cool.
-Why is that so exciting? -Yeah.
That should have been done so long ago.
I can't wait to see him throw bottles
-and break them. -And burn [bleep].
-And not-- -Yeah.
Let's not forget the not blinking.
Not blink.
He's not gonna do it like this.
[Jovi] I'm ready to see...
So I'm really excited tonight to see
Joanne and Sean and the kids' reactions.
I just am I'm really nervous about how she delivered that.
-[Emily] I know. -It was rocky.
-Yes. -Yeah.
[speaking in foreign language]
[in English]
I don't know.
All right. Where are we?
Ah, man.
Oh, kitty!
Kim, I feel like that's really your spot.
-Yeah, you should try. -I would feed them all. I would.
-Yeah, you can hang out with cats. -Find yourself a Turkish...
Maybe you should--
You can find a guy like Sarper.
-I'm just kidding. -Not a guy like Sarper.
But I would go for the--
Look at all the cats!
Let's find me one. Yeah? You gonna help me?
-Yeah. -Okay.
[Sarper speaking]
-So it's like-- -"She's" willing to work on your relationship?
I think you need to work on your relationship.
I'll just believe it when I see it through his actions--
-Okay. -[Emily] Mmm-hmm.
I'm seeing him talk a lot.
That's what I'm seeing.
-Oh, God. -Oh, my baby.
Boo.
You brought all your bottles?
All of them.
-All of them? -All the bottles!
Oh, my gosh.
Oh, my gosh, look at all those bottles.
Yeah. He kept those for way too long, dude.
Do y'all ever keep empty alcohol bottles?
-Right? -Absolutely not.
[Jamal] I think I did in college.
We put them all up in the kitchen
like we're proud that we drunk all these.
Yeah.
Then once you pack up the house,
you're like, "What do we do with these?"
[Jovi laughs]
I really want to destroy them, babe.
You want to destroy them?
-Yes. -Finally?
-Okay. -Okay.
[Kara speaking]
Yeah, she's like, "You don't need therapy anymore."
[bottles clinking]
[Shekinah] Wow.
[Sarper] Are you ready?
Yes.
This is for us, baby.
Okay.
-[glass shatters] -Oh, my God.
[all cheer]
Number one.
Yeah, it's a new start!
-[imitating Sarper] Yarr! -Whaa!
Uh!
Throw it, Sarper!
I feel like Shekinah's the type
that's like, "Wow, that's so hot."
Yeah, yeah, yeah! She like really thinks that's cool.
She's like, "I'm gonna do you now--"
[all exclaim in disgust]
-Look at that. -Ew.
I wonder how long that liquor's been in there.
I wonder if he remembers the girl
he had that bottle with.
It's like a kiss goodbye.
That was her backwash.
Yum.
What is wrong with him?
-Oh, my God! -Dried up real fast.
That one little swig.
Yeah, there are those times.
Oh, God. He's like--
You have experience, Kobe.
Yeah. What is happening here?
-[Shekinah] Does it feel great? -Try?
Try?
Oh, my God, I'm scared.
No.
-Take. -Okay.
[bottles clinks weakly]
[all exclaim]
-Oh, come on! -Oh. Oh. Oh.
How do you not break it?
-How did it not break? -Stop!
Wow, Shekinah.
Mom, I feel like you'd throw like that, too.
No, I'd throw it pretty heavy-handed. I'm heavy-handed.
Yara, you definitely throw like that.
[Shekinah] I hate these bottles so much,
and it's making me so mad that I can't even break one.
[bottle clattering]
-Oh, my God. -Oh, my God.
Third one not even--
Well, she threw it to the ground.
[Kobe] What?
Come on, Shekinah! You can do it.
Get that arm warm, girl.
-Okay. -Your take.
-Okay. Okay. -Break this one for me.
-[bottle shatters] -[Sarper] Yeah!
-Wow. -Oh, you broke one!
-How romantic. -It took her so long,
it got dark outside.
All right. We're moving on up from here, baby.
-All right. Peace to the bitches. -All right.
Just wait here.
I have one more surprise for you, too.
Is that your book?
Yes. I want to get rid of this here.
Wow! He's finally burning that stupid-ass book.
Oh, my God.
The book of all the women that he told us he slept with.
Y'all believe he really slept with 2,500 women?
[Kim] No.
-[Jovi] Yeah. Right? -[Kim] No.
I can name 2,500 people.
-Abraham Lincoln, -George Washington...
But you don't know Abraham Lincoln.
Me and Abe go back, dude.
He did a lot for me and, you know,
he did a lot for the country.
Let's just say that.
[Sarper] When I met with Shekinah today,
I didn't know that she will accept me back.
So I'm glad that right now she's with me.
This is great.
This is-- this is a super-bold step.
-Yeah, no, he did a good job. -It is. It's big and bold.
Yeah. Page by page.
Yep.
Wow, we're gonna be here a while.
[Emily] Yeah.
Does this mean that you will come home with me tonight?
One step at a time.
We have to go to therapy together.
I want to feel more considered with my feelings.
All those things.
Okay.
Wow, that was a real dramatic moment
because she was looking at the fire like, "Burn, bitch."
Burn those names out of that book.
Burn, baby, burn.
Is his face structure real?
-I think-- I don't know. He lives in Turkey. -Like, his jaw
is so sharp.
His face?
What the [bleep]? That's crazy.
Argh, they're still on this boat.
Is this the Titanic?
That's the longest boat ride ever.
I feel like I'm at work.
[imitating Dempsey's accent] Statler.
[imitating Dempsey's accent] Dempsey and Statler.
-Ah. -Statler and Dempsey.
-Did you see my accent? -[Emily] Oh, my gosh, we should do that.
Do it.
[imitating Dempsey's accent] Ah.
[in regular voice] What kind of accent is that?
-[Kara] Yeah. -[imitating Dempsey's accent] Ah?
[imitating Dempsey's accent] "Ah."
-Yeah, it's a British accent. -Is it British?
-Yeah. -Oh.
[Statler] I'm just struggling with this...
boat ride.
Do y'all have any fun boat stories?
Yeah. My mom made me go whale watching
after I was hungover and I threw up everywhere.
Well, the only thing was,
Jamal drank like a white chocolate mocha
and ate like a thing of sour candy
before we went on the thing.
I'm like, "No wonder you got sick."
-Yeah, you would do that. -But once we were on there for a while,
you ended up feeling better.
Everyone on the boat was sick.
-It wasn't just me. -Except me.
[Dempsey] This should be exciting.
She said to me only like a couple of weeks ago,
"I'm comfortable in misery."
What is she going to Missouri for?
-"Misery." -"Misery."
-Oh. -[all laughing]
-Whoa. I thought is was-- -The same thing actually crossed my mind.
That's how I knew how to answer your question.
It's like, why is she talking about Missouri?
Statler's from Texas.
[Dempsey] I don't expect somebody to be happy all the time.
I'm not happy all the time.
But I also feel this will obviously take its toll on me.
-Oh, good line. -Oof!
Quote it. Put it on a T-shirt.
-Put it on a phone case. -Mmm-hmm.
When I get overwhelmed, I just wanna be by myself.
And like I feel like everybody's not that way, right?
Like, you're not that way, I don't think.
But, for me, it's like I need to be alone,
I want to some time to think,
then, yeah, move on.
[Yara speaking]
I don't know. You wanna fight.
Fight? If I have anxiety, I don't want to fight.
How are you?
It should be done now. Soon.
Yeah.
I just... I just wish that
when you are starting to feel anxious,
you could just let me know if you need space
in that exact moment,
and not be rude to me.
I think she just has to make a choice for herself
because, clearly, this is something that
she's been struggling with for a long time.
So she just has to be honest with herself
and make the choice of, like, is this something
I can deal with for the rest of my life?
-[Emily] Yeah. -Is this something I want to be trapped in a van with?
Yeah, and I feel like I did tell you a bunch of times
that I'm...
anxious going into this.
Why does she sound like she's British all of a sudden?
[imitating Statler] "Anxious going into this."
Well, she's been living there for like two days.
You don't understand that like anxiety, it-- it--
it doesn't come from a logical place.
You're just rude to me.
And snappy.
-"Just rude to me." -[imitating Dempsey's accent] "You're just rude to me.
-And snappy." -Yeah. [laughs]
I like it.
[in regular voice] It's so cute.
"I like it."
[imitating Dempsey's accent] "You're just rude to me."
-And slappy. -"Slappy"?
"Snappy."
-Do it again. -[laughing] I cannot.
[imitating Dempsey's accent] "You're just rude to me.
-And snappy." -I like, I like, I like.
[imitating Dempsey's accent] Ah.
-[Kara] You got the tone right and everything. -Yeah.
Have you felt excited at any point
-or just anxious the whole time? -Yes, yes.
No, I'm anx...
I'm allowed to feel...
both.
Because I want to be able to share my excitement with somebody.
I'm aware of that, Dempsey.
I mean, I understand Statler being a little bit annoyed
because she's like,
"Bitch, I can't look at you.
I'm looking at the horizon.
I'm conquering my fears
-to be with you... -[Kara] "I'm literally trying--"
...and now you're like...
[imitating Dempsey's accent] 'Do you enjoy it?
-Do you like any of it?'" -[Kara imitating Dempsey] "You're just rude."
-Ooh! -Oh, [bleep].
Oh, [bleep].
Wow.
This got real intense.
[exhales]
Wait. So did they break up?
No, they didn't break up.
They're just not understanding each other.
-And that's it. -Yeah.
It's just like the Titanic.
I know Noelle has many questions for Sean.
Uh, but I would too if it was my best friend, so.
[laughs] We're gonna go down to the pub
so that she can also get to know him.
Yeah, the best friend or the son
always have to go, don't they?
Yep.
-You're welcome. -Love you. Love you.
You would've been milking cows in Nigeria right now
-if it wasn't for me. -No, I would not have.
[Kobe laughing]
[Guillermo] Okay. Nice.
All right.
[speaks foreign language]
[in English] Oh! Oh, shoot.
Come on, keep it down.
I'm so glad they're having fun,
but, like, what are they doing?
-They're like giggling like little schoolboys. -All I hear is giggling.
Yeah. Is there a ball up there?
It must be, right?
There's a ball.
They're kicking Koban's ball around.
[Kobe laughing]
[Guillermo giggling] Whoo-hoo!
[laughing] That's crazy.
Kobe, babe.
-What? -What are you guys doing?
Nothing.
Oh, I thought you were putting the drinks and snacks away.
That's exactly what we're doing.
Oh. And giggling?
We're doing dishes as well.
I hope you're doing the laundry, too.
Honestly, what-- what--
what such a great husbands.
-Right, right. -"Such great husbands."
All right, guys, we're back in Dublin.
You know, that's somewhere I really want to go.
Look how pretty that green is, though, man.
You could roll down those hills, Jamal.
All right, Sean and Joanne.
In the cute family Airbnb--
Oh, my God, I cannot wait to see how this goes down.
"Hey, guys, I'm married."
Hey, guys.
Look at brothers and sisters playing,
and they don't even know yet.
[Kara] I know.
[Joanne] This is 100% the vibe I was hoping for.
To have everybody just get along,
mingling as one big happy family.
Yeah, wait till you tell them they're [bleep] related.
And then it's gonna be all war.
Whoa.
Her accent is so thick, bro.
[imitating Joanne's accent] "All get along."
[Yara chuckles politely]
Are you ready? We're gonna go.
All right.
Bella... behave.
[Joey] Have fun.
-[Sean] Bye. -[Joanne] Thanks, Joe.
-"Don't worry. I'm an angel." -"I'm an angel."
-Aw! -Aw!
[laughs] She knows that she's not an angel.
She said, "Don't worry. I'm an angel."
That's like something your daughter would say.
"Don't worry. I'm an angel."
Aah!
It's raining again?
[Joanne] Not a good hair day.
Look at the gentleman.
-Wow! -European.
-I love that. -They know how to open doors.
Latinos know as well.
When's the last time you opened my door?
Yeah. You don't know.
[gasps] Oh, burn.
[Guillermo] Wow.
I know Noelle has many questions for Sean.
Uh, but I would too if it was my best friend, so.
[laughs] We're gonna go down to the pub
so that she can also get to know him.
Yeah, the best friend or the son
always have to go, don't they?
Yep.
-You're welcome. -Love you.
You would have been milking cows in Nigeria right now
-if it weren't for me. -No, I would not have.
[Sean] Want a drink, Noelle?
Yeah. I'll have a glass of wine.
-Glass of wine. -White wine.
Glass of wheat? Is that what I said?
-White. -White.
[Joanne speaking]
What? She came to a pub and got a wine?
You must drink Guinness in Ireland.
Just so you know, we have a whole week together.
-That's why I got wine. -[laughs] Okay.
-Good idea. Good choice. -That's the calm drink.
Gotcha.
I definitely think she's going to interrogate him.
She's going to try, and he's going to laugh every single thing off.
But I think he's so likable, too, though,
-that she's gonna be like, "Okay." -[Kara] Yeah. Right.
Like, my friends didn't interrogate you
-because you were so likable and they loved you. -There's nothing there, like.
Did my friends interrogate you?
Yeah.
But it's because you got--
your friend was a little bitch.
Wait. Which friend was it?
Whisper it.
That's okay. We're not friends anymore.
-So that's okay. -Oh, okay.
Damn, that's a tall glass of wine they serve in Ireland.
Lord, that's a lot.
Is that half a bottle of wine in there?
You will like that, Jovi.
-Of course. -[Jamal] Cheers, guys.
-Whoo! -Cheers.
So, it's very nice to finally meet you.
[Sean] Likewise.
So are you a murderer?
Or...
Oh, [bleep], straight to the point.
-Oh, God. -Is it because of the tats?
-Honestly-- -Let's get straight to the point.
...that's a good question.
Or a swindler, or something?
Okay.
All right, so we can check-- we can check that--
We can check that box now.
-Cool. -[Sean] It's all good.
"Cool."
I like her already.
She has a sense of humor.
So, like, what's the intentions?
Where is this relationship going?
Oh, by the way, I have something to tell you.
You think they're gonna tell her?
-I swore I texted you that we got married. -I don't know.
Like, are you gonna come visit her
and meet her family?
I have, um...
I have a visa problem at the minute.
And did you like America? Like, do-- do you...
Mmm... yeah. It's a nice country.
It's nice people. But, no,
when I was there, I was homesick.
Can you relate to that, though?
I don't know. But you love your husband so much
like it's all good, right?
What?
No, I'm just saying, like, life is okay
because you live with me.
Look, I literally can relate to him
with being homesick.
Yeah? You're homesick?
Uh, every single day.
-Really? -Then my family,
then friends--
Oh, food above family.
-[laughing] -Oh, [bleep].
[Emily] Yeah. I don't know.
I do hope that once I tell them the news
that it doesn't blow up in my face
because, like, Sean and I haven't even discussed
what steps we would take next.
We'll see soon enough.
-Ooh! -Ooh!
I cannot wait!
Oh, it's going to be so exciting.
It's gonna be so good.
How do you think the kids are going to react?
Crying and laughing.
Yeah. I think they're gonna be--
[Kara] Different ones.
I think they're gonna be excited.
-I do. -Who do you think,
if somebody's gonna feel like bad, like--
-The 12-year-old girl. -...express emotion.
-The girl or the older son is gonna be skeptical. -Yeah.
I might keep my marriage a secret from you, actually.
No, you better not.
-Because then, I don't have to worry about, you know... -Got no chance.
...you saying anything snippery about my wife.
I would never.
Oh, you would.
She would be the best mother-in-law.
Jamal, I feel like you're not gonna keep
-anything from your mother. -And a grandma.
There's a lot of things you don't want to know.
-No. -Why were you telling her about that girl last night?
I feel like that's like too intimate for your mom.
What girl?
-Which one? -You know, the 5-minute stop you wanted to make.
-Oh, hey! I said-- -Oh, yeah, that's right.
I said seven.
Do you want to make a red bed tonight?
Okay. Where are you gonna get the red bed?
I have a red blanket you can use.
Ew. What you gonna do with the blanket?
Throw it away afterwards.
[Kim] I think you have a beautiful voice.
I love your accent. I love it.
I could listen to you all day.
I think I'm gonna make you my voice on my phone.
-Aw! You're so sweet. -Like this.
Hi. You've reached Kimberly.
Actually, do you guys want to hear
the first voice message that she sent me?
No-- Don't!
-I sound-- -[imitating Yara] Hello.
How are you?
Wow.
Can I play it for them?
No. Jovi.
You gonna divorce me?
-No-- Stop! No. No. -[chanting] Do it! Do it!
-I think-- -[message playing]
Jovi!
Stop-- I said no!
I say, "Don't do that."
-[laughing] -I swear to God.
Okay, okay, okay. Relax.
What, you don't want anybody to see the sweet side of you?
No.
Are these candles?
No, I think it's marzipan.
-[gasps] It is. -Like edible.
Yes.
Josh and Lily!
Whoo!
We didn't see them last week, remember?
I know. I just want to live in that house.
-That's it. -[Jamal] Yeah.
This is new.
What do you mean "new bed"?
Red bed.
Is a red bed like a sexy bed?
That's what I'm thinking it is.
-Like, is it sexy time? -Probably.
I went to a Chinese wedding
when I was at university there,
um, because I made friends with some local people,
and he was like, "Oh, my cousin's getting married.
Do you want to come?" And I was like, "Sure."
So we went, and it was just crazy.
They decorated the car with like all the red--
-Oh, yeah, red is a big deal. -...like flowers--
-Like, they feel like red-- -Everything.
-Uh, red is... Luck-- -Luck.
-Good luck, success... -Joy.
...and everything. They believe-- Yeah.
There's an envelope that you put money in
and you gift it to the bride and groom
to, like, wish them success.
Oh, I got that from my bosses before.
And the boss was--
-And like mooncake. -Like Chinese New Year.
[all agreeing]
Ah!
-So red bed first time making love. -Yes. Yes!
I feel like she's trying to hint something to him.
She's like, "Give me the..."
"Give me the..."
-[Jamal] Hmm. -Oh, God.
Do you wanna make a red bed tonight?
Okay. Where are you gonna get the red bed?
Don't worry. I'll figure it out.
-Okay. Figure it out. -I have a red blanket you can use.
Ew. What are you gonna do with the blanket?
Throw it away afterwards.
[Josh] We will.
But we have to wait till the red sheets now.
I wanted to...
-Yes, take me. -Oh.
-Take me already. -Are we starting now?
She's like...
"[bleep] my vagina."
[speaking in foreign language]
They still haven't had sex?
-Wow. -Oh, come on, Gino Jr.
-[Yara] Stop it. -[laughing]
I just don't understand these men.
Like, what excuse do you need? Just do it.
I'm definitely surprised that he haven't even tried...
-Yeah. -...to grab a...
Yeah. [laughing]
-...cheek. -Get a little handful.
-You know? -Yeah.
-Because, come on. -Yeah, man.
-Maybe... -He'll play with her.
Yeah. [laughs]
What? That's crazy.
Aw.
I love your body.
Then, [bleep] her already. What you waiting for?
-Oh, my God, Jovi. -Oh, my God. [laughs]
[bleep] here. Give her your [bleep].
Oh, my God. You guys are awful.
Let her [bleep].
-[Kim and Jamal] Oh, no! -[laughing]
No, no, no.
-[laughing] -Stop it!
Oh, my goodness.
[Kim] God.
I could. Yara!
Maybe he needs a little sparkle.
He just needs a little zhuzh.
[Emily] Put a little sparkle in it.
It's like Patrick's brother.
[both imitating John's accent] A little sparkle.
[laughs]
I want, too. So...
Just, I-- I promise you,
I will make sure you are excited and happy.
Just give me a few more days.
A few more days?
-Why do you need all that time? -What?
-Yeah. -He should've went to pound town with her
a long time ago.
Jamal, how long could you wait?
Uh, gee, there'd be no waiting.
Okay. This is a really awkward conversation.
-[Jovi] No, but like, in general... -Pillow wall.
Nah, I think it's weird that they're waiting.
Sexual energy is important.
-And they have none. -We asked you a direct question.
Why are you avoiding it?
Because his mom's sitting right here.
Hello?
He was pressing me in the car to like buy this vanity
right now on the way home.
And he maybe wanted to give that to me as a gift.
Is that right?
Every man ever.
"Kind of."
Yeah, but not actually no.
[Jamal] So, Yara, I heard you've been doing Pilates,
and you're talking a lot of [bleep]
about how strong you are.
-So-- -Yeah.
Yeah. Let's see it. Show us something.
-I think we should have a-- -[growls]
I think we should have a contest.
What do y'all think? Pushup contest.
-Mom, you're gonna do it, too? -You're gonna do pushups?
-[Kim] No, I'll judge. -[laughing] I know--
Yeah, I'll lose.
Let's go!
[Kobe] Ooh la la. Ladies and gentlemen.
Oh, my gosh!
-Thank you so much. -[Emily speaking]
-[Kobe] You're welcome. -These look amazing.
-Aren't they cute? -They're so cute.
-I know! -I'm gonna steal this.
-[laughing] -[Kobe] It's okay?
-[Kara] Oh, my gosh. -Thank you, babe.
You're welcome. Ah, they look good.
Cheers to the beef sticks.
Cheers.
-Doink. Doink. -Bing.
-Ooh la la.
Get your meat out. [laughs]
Get your meat out!
All right. Ready? Let's go!
-[Yara] Let's go! -Come on. Ready?
-Come on, Yara. -[Yara] How can I do it here?
-One... -There's no space for me.
...two,
-three... -Three.
-I feel like I'm gonna hit my head on this thing. -Ah, me and Jamal's
-got ya beat big-time. -...five...
-Yeah, Jamal's winning. -All right.
All right, all right, hang on. I got an idea.
-[Yara] Yeah, I don't-- -What are you about to do?
-Hang on. -What the hell?
-Oh, no! -Whoa!
Okay, Jovi, on my counter.
[laughing]
I should spray you with cold water right now.
[man singing in foreign language]
Oh, I love fresh flowers.
Mmm-hmm.
Shekinah and Sarper.
You know, they're always fixing the lightbulb.
-You know? -It's their finger.
Oh.
[Shekinah] Sarper is taking steps to show that he is willing
to make big changes for our relationship
by booking a therapy appointment.
Oh, they're going to therapy.
Yeah, they are.
I'm so interested to see how this goes.
I've never done couples therapy.
How about you guys?
Never.
Hey, Yara, stop making fun of me being single.
-All right? -[Yara laughs]
Sarper, you reached out to me...
-Yes. -...for a therapy session.
Yeah.
So, what brings you here today?
I like the fact that
he's willing to go to therapy, though.
You know? But he has to do it for himself,
not to please her, you know?
Yeah. I feel like he's just gonna fake it.
This poor therapist.
We've run into some problems recently
and just felt like we needed help.
Mostly about me.
Uh...
There is happening something without my control.
I'm overreacting.
Yes. For sure.
Okay. That's a start. Yeah.
Wow. So honest.
-Self-aware. -Very honest.
It's the only way therapy works.
He was pressing me in the car
to, like, buy this vanity right now on the way home.
And he maybe wanted to give that to me as a gift.
Is that right?
[Kobe laughing]
Every man ever.
"Kind of."
Yeah, but not actually. No.
I would think he needs to like relax a little more.
You know what I mean?
-Because he looks like... -Like, he doesn't--
-...he's really defensive. -He doesn't wanna be there, right?
Yeah.
This means
"I don't want to hear anything you have to say."
I know this already. I read books.
And that's the problem with most of our fights
is it is about something really silly.
This reminds me of us.
Remember how much we fought over a white rug
whenever we first got together?
-I remember that. Yeah. -No way.
I remember watching that.
You made me more mad than anyone else.
Like, Jamal could sit here
and talk [bleep] to me for the next 20 minutes,
and I'd be like, "Eh, you know what, [bleep] it. Whatever."
But you do it to me, and I'm gonna be mad.
That's real love, I think, guys.
Proud of you.
I've caught you before trying to be so mad at me,
and then you wake up the next morning
and you, like, come to hug me or something,
and you're like, "Oh, [bleep]."
I don't know why.
Because for him, love equals submissive.
-Yeah. Do you think I'm submissive? -Submissive--
-You are very submissive. -Or do you think--
And you think you're not. That's the thing.
I'm happy that you think I am submissive
because I really didn't think I am.
-But I'm happy that in your eyes I am. -You think you're not.
-Yeah, but you're-- -And I'm happy.
-Anyway. [laughs] -Thank the lords.
There's a lot of layers here.
The only way to, you know,
get past those misunderstandings
is to work together
and work individually.
Well, you have the ability to make me happy,
and yet you choose to make me very sad
way too often.
I kind of understand Sarper's side a little more,
but I'm really proud of him for going, you know?
I get it. He's got to show me more.
Yeah, he's saying that's how the relationship has always been.
Oh.
And he finds it so hard to accept the fact
that she can equally put her foot down...
-Yeah. -...and say, "No, I don't want this."
That's a cultural thing, too, I think.
You know I can put my foot down, babe.
Oh, I be stomping all over the [bleep].
Hell yeah.
Hello. How are you?
Welcome to Ardgillan Castle.
Thank you.
I wonder if his head tat really hurt.
Does anybody here have a tattoo?
I do, man.
-Blaow! -Blaow!
I got a bunch of trees.
He loves trees.
[Emily] You guys, we have had the best week ever.
-We have. -And I am honestly feeling
like we should do something fun
and like play truth or dare.
-[Guillermo] Whoo! -[Kara] I love a truth or dare.
Who's ready after a couple of drinks?
Let's get freaky!
Truth or dare, Emily?
-Do a truth. -A truth. Mmm.
Okay, um...
what is the weirdest place that you've ever had sex?
I mean, we did it on the deck.
Here?
No, at my parents' house.
-Oh, my [bleep] God. -[bleep] a lot at my parents' house.
-They're going to love that. -Uh-huh.
Guillermo, truth or dare?
-Dare. -Ooh, a dare?
-Oh, snap. -Oh.
All right, I dare you...
to give my husband...
a butterfly kiss.
[Kara] Oh, my God.
-You kiss with your eyelashes. -Eyelashes touching each other.
-Like... -He has to get up to you.
[Kara] Chiki-chiki-chiki-chik.
Okay.
Bring it in, baby.
-Come on, man. -Go ahead, guys!
Sexy man.
-Here we go. -Why is your tongue doing all that?
[Emily] Uh-oh. I know. Close your mouth.
[all laughing]
How do you do that dance? Like that?
Mmm, mmm, mmm!
It actually sounds like a Ukrainian thing, right?
-Yeah. -[Jamal] Oh, wow.
Oh, they-- Oh, remember,
they're gonna tell the kids today
-that they're married. -[Yara] Let's see.
And the castle. That's lit.
30,000 years.
It's lit.
It's big lit-y.
[imitating Sean's accent] "Of Ireland."
[in regular voice] Oh, my God.
[in regular voice] Oh, it's so pretty.
I've never been to a castle,
-but I always wanted to go to one. -Really?
Yeah, it's so beautiful.
You should come to Ivano.
We have 3 million castles.
We don't really have castles here.
Yeah, because you live in America.
You have-- you have, like--
Shut up.
Hello. How are you?
Welcome to Ardgillan castle.
Thank you.
I've also set up a nice little tea for us
at the end to have a little chat.
Today is the day, guys.
-Oh! -That's crazy.
-Here we go. -I gotta sit up on the couch.
I gotta see this.
I wonder if his head tat really hurt.
Does anybody here have a tattoo?
I do, man.
-Blaow! -Blaow!
I got a bunch of trees.
He loves trees.
[Joanne] Today is the day that Sean and I
are going to tell everybody that we're married
and I am super-anxious.
[bleep] your pants. Yeah.
Uh, I could never, I don't think.
Now that we are all here together,
we, uh... [laughs]
have some news to share with you guys.
Uh-oh! Uh-oh! She's about to tell 'em.
Oh, my goodness!
-[gasps] -Oh, my God.
Oh, my God!
Why'd you grab me like that?
She's not pregnant, babe.
You know what it is.
[Bella] This is nervous.
-You're nervous? -I'm a little nervous, too, Bella.
[all exclaim]
Wow, she thought it was a gender reveal.
She's in for it.
Yeah, I know.
Okay, so we-- we did a little thing.
About almost two years ago.
It-- [laughs]
-Spit it out! -Spit it out!
Why'd she lead with that?
I know!
Um...
We're married.
There we go.
-[gasps] Wow! -Whoa, she did it!
-Finally. -Wow.
No, you're not.
Yeah, we are.
-You're not married. -Yes, we are.
-Then where's the ring? -Are you serious?
-Oh, my God! -[bleep]
-Bam. -They said, "We got receipts."
You're-- You're married already?
-Yeah. -They're not married--
Like, you're married, and...
-You're married? Like, legally married? -You're not married.
We're not stupid.
-"Stupid." Oh, my gosh. -Oh!
He doesn't know what to say.
-The little girl cannot believe it. -"They're not married."
-She can't take it. -Because you can't believe your parents
-would not tell you something like that. -Yes!
My dad got married when I was eight years old
and did not invite me to the wedding.
-[gasps] -Heartbreaking.
Oh, no.
-Yeah. -That's terrible.
Sean and I were so wrapped up
in our own little world, in our own little bubble,
that neither one of us really thought about the fact
that we may be hurting
the people that we love the most.
-How would you not think about that? -Oh, how would-- Yeah.
That's like the first thing I would think about.
And I feel like--
Think about now. You have a child.
Like, you would never hide something
so significant from your child.
[Joanne] The kids are upset and confused,
and that makes me feel like [bleep].
Well, you kind of should feel like [bleep].
But why would the kids be upset? It's like...
-No, like, their mom's been lying to them... -...they're getting married.
-and hiding something. -Because they don't know what's gonna be happening.
-You know? Like, imagine yourself being a baby and... -They just are.
-...and your mom telling you-- -Okay, so while we're sitting here,
-I married Usman in Nigeria. -Mom, come on.
[Joanne] Next time on 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way...
Next time on, my friend.
Yeah, baby.
I'm gonna type in the address.
It's a surprise.
So I think he's gonna have to get another car.
-Why? -Because that's a pink car.
My husband, you would be in a pink car.
And you would be in a pink car. What are you talking about?
Yeah. What are you talking about?
[Josh] Lily has made it really clear to me
that she needs to feel I love her.
She wants some [bleep].
-Oh! -Mom!
-[Jovi laughs] She does. -Well, she does.
For the interview process to becoming a midwife,
is that in fully Icelandic?
Yeah, that's where you live, baby girl.
Yeah. You have to speak the language.
Yeah, that's like her life's thing, you know? Like...
-Oh, she might have to go back. -[Jovi] Wow.
What if I never see myself having kids?
[voice breaking] I can't lose her.
That's so sad.
If we didn't have a kid, would I be enough?
-Nope, nope, and no! -She wants to be a mom.
Because I was smart,
-and I talked to you before that. -Very smart.
Yara got big brain.
Now, since you're married to Sean...
-Yeah? -...where are we living now?
[all exclaim]
You were right. You said they should have told them
everything at the same time.
They should have. They should have just said everything.
Knock it all out, you know?
-Damn, there's some drama there. -Wow.
Next week.
Jesus.
-Hey, I was shocked about that. -You know?
Listen to me.
-Yeah. -You want to know my dream?
Move to another country
into a big-ass house with an elevator
and have sex with my wife every day.
What else do you have to do?
Oh, my gosh, it was so fun!
It was so much fun watching it with you guys.
-Amazing. -I know!
What a fun week. And it's our last night.
So I feel like we should go sit on the deck and hang out.
I would love that.
-Would you love it? -I love!
Let's go look some Selina sky.
Selina Sky, baby.
Oh, I loved watching the show with you guys.
-So much fun. -It was so much fun.
-You know? -Yeah, it was a lot of fun.
The vibe was vibing.
-The vibe was vibing. -The vibe was vibing.
[imitating Yara's accent] "Vibe was vibing."
Was that supposed to be-- Oh, say it again.
What was y'all's favorite part?
Mine was finding out that Jamal was conceived in a car.
Oh, [bleep]. Why do we have to bring that up again?
-Aw, I love that. -Yeah. Yeah.
Honestly, I didn't know about that, either, so.
Good to know.
[Emily] To end the weekend, we have some cupcakes.
Gourmet.
-You're so sweet. -Nice!
Guests, please help yourselves.
How do you make these so beautiful?
You know, I just threw them down.
Wow, you really do throw down.
Please. Please grab one.
-Try it. -From one food girlie to the next.
-Babe. -[Kobe] Nice!
-Cheers to the best week ever. -[Guillermo] Cheers.
Ever!
Cheers, you guys.
-We love you. -We'll miss you guys.
I know.
Look at you. That was a big old bite.
[Kara] He is not playing around.