-Hey. -There he is!
-[blows party whistle] -[Alexei exclaiming]
This is the legend.
There is the legend!
-[Loren] It's your big day! -[Alexei] Oh, my goodness.
[whooping]
What is all of this?
Jamal, what are you making?
Are you making your famous chicken?
-Yes. And hot. Kinda hot. -Yes!
Honey chicken. You ever had honey chicken?
No.
[Jamal] It's good, man. I hope you like a little bit of spice in your life.
[Kim] Yay! I'm so excited. Thank you, Jamal.
-You're welcome. -Yeah. You can stay here and cook.
[Robert] I'mma show you finger roll.
Oh!
[Robert] That's right. The rock...
-The rock came back home. -[groans]
Not in this house.
We should play 90-Day charades.
You want to go first?
I'm sure you're gonna hope who you get.
-You got it! -Yes, I did.
[in Mandarin]
[in English] That's so sad. She had to pay for it.
-Lily, I'm single. -[laughs]
Sorry. I shouldn't say that.
-No. Yo, my man Jamal... -No, I didn't mean that.
-...is single and ready to mingle. -Right there.
-All right? -Lily, you could be my daughter-in-law.
And he gonna lay the pipe down.
-Real talk. -I feel like I'm melting. I'm embarrassed.
-Babe. -I will...
[Shekinah scoffs] What?
He didn't ask her a question.
-Nope. -He didn't ask.
-[all laughing] -You wanna marry me?
Raise your forks for Sarper and Shekinah.
-Whoo! -Mine's got chicken on it.
[laughs]
[Loren] It's a big day today for you.
Is it my birthday and I didn't know?
It's your best friends wedding proposal.
Yeah. I'm not Sarper though, right?
I know, but you're his biggest fan.
-Okay, yeah. -[all laughing]
Hello?
[Jamal] All right, guys. Veggies are done.
Potatoes are done. I'm gonna plate them up.
No, please don't rate my plating.
-Oh, it's not too bad. -Ugh. Oh, no.
I see a little blackness on there. What's that? Burnt?
Oh, yeah, you know. Got to get a little crispy, boy.
[laughs] Is it Cajun?
[Jamal] No, it's honey that's, like, burnt on it.
Oh, I bet that's good.
[Jamal] It's gonna be good. Trust.
-[Kim] Can't wait to eat. -Ooh, that's hot.
[Kim] I can't wait to watch this episode.
So are you guys Team Sarper or Team Against Sarper?
I'm Team Sarper.
It's either you're with me or you're against me.
-I mean, we believe the legends. -[all laughing]
-You believe the legends? -Believe the legends.
So for now, for the moment, I can be Team Sarper
-because that looked pretty cool. -I'm excited
to see the proposal, you guys.
-Oh, my God. He's gonna thank you. -Yeah, I mean--
All right. So we're liking the food, y'all?
-Yeah, it's really good. -Yeah, I'm lovin' it.
Thank you.
-All right. -I didn't make it too spicy.
I didn't know if you like spicy or not.
She don't. Her face start getting all red.
♪♪ We got that laid back...♪
-Oh, man. Let's go. -Oh, here we go.
-Where we at? -Last one. Last episode.
This upbeat, baby.
Somebody having a good time.
-Oh! -Shekinah and Sarper!
-You know they have a good time. -He's smiling. They happy.
New nose, new relationship.
-Oh, it's the legend! -Whoo!
-Your bestie. -Big night!
[Shekinah] Wow.
-[Sarper speaking] -[Shekinah] Yes.
Smells so fresh.
-Does it? -Mm-hmm.
She said, "Smells so fresh" with her nose.
For real.
I guess she can smell with that one.
Y'all think she suspects that he's gonna propose?
-[Alexei] I don't know. She's nervous though. -I don't know.
She knows that he's dressed up and stuff.
-She thinks something's gonna happen. -Feels like something extra.
-Right? -Yeah. Something's extra is happening.
Wow.
Babe.
Wow, it's beautiful.
[laughs]
Oh, my God.
-Wow! Bravo! -Aw!
-Bravo. -I, like... You typed...
you typed all the letters to my heart
on your keyboard and hit return.
I know my love life is, like, delete, unsend.
-Alt... Alt, delete. -[Robert] Block.
Blocked.
-Follow. Unfollow. -All right.
[all laughing]
Did I change your settings one by one?
Nobody cracks my password.
Okay. Except for your three kids.
I'm in my same settings.
I'm programming them.
Yeah. [laughs]
-[Sarper] You like it? -Wow.
-Oh, my gosh, we're right under the bridge. -Yes.
[Shekinah] It's gorgeous, babe.
Oh, look at how pretty that is.
[bleep] Sarper, man.
-Sarper is killing it. -Yeah.
Thank you, baby.
That's so sweet.
-What are you doing here? -Oh, here go the ring.
Oh, my God. Here it comes. Here it comes.
-Uh-oh. -Here comes the proposal!
-Babe. -I will...
What?
He's not asking, he's telling.
-She's like, "I can't say yes. I don't know what to say." -[Alexei] Hell, yeah.
Say yes! Say yes!
-He didn't ask her a question. -He didn't ask.
[all laughing]
Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.
You're supposed to ask her, "Will you marry me?"
Where they do that at?
They do it right there in church, on that boat.
Do you want to marry me?
-[all exclaiming] -There we go!
Sarper!
-Whoo! "I will marry you." -"I will marry you."
[laughing] This guy.
I don't think it's supposed to go like that but I'm happy for them, I guess.
I'm happy for them.
Congratulations.
I hope everything work out.
My proposal was different.
I proposed two times.
One time on the beach, when I didn't have the ring.
And then, I proposed the day
of my wedding.
-Oh, that's cute. -Wow.
-I don't even understand that. -[Kim] I don't know. I--
But congratulations. It looked like it worked out.
Turn around. I just want you to...
[Shekinah] Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
What?
-Oh, I love that! -Oh, wow!
-That's pretty cool. -That's nice.
It's... No, but it's telling it, "Marry me, Shekinah."
-It should have had explana-- Exclamation mark. -Exclamation.
-This is the best Sarper moment I think I've seen. -[Loren] This is the best.
-This is a legend moment. -I don't think he's a legend...
-It's a legend moment. -...Alex, but, he's a little bit...
he's a little bit higher up in my book than he was before then.
-It was a good... it was a good move. -Yeah.
[Sarper] I love you.
-[Shekinah] We're gonna have the best life together. -[Sarper] Whatever.
Oh, sweetie.
Don't forget this moment.
[Shekinah] Oh, my God, how can... I feel like I'm in a dream.
Raise your forks for Sarper and Shekinah!
-Whoo! -Mine's got chicken on it.
[laughs]
Jamal, that was really good. I finished my whole plate.
Oh, yeah. Robert didn't like his chicken.
Ugh.
-That was good. -Congrats, Shekinah and Sarper!
[inhales]
[blows party whistle]
♪♪ Death coming at the 310♪
♪♪ And by the grace of God, I got the glacier flow...♪
-Where are we now? -Iceland.
-Oh. Yay! -Iceland!
[Kim] Look at Ingi.
[Kim vocalizing]
Oh, look at him go. Look.
Get that shuffle.
-Yes. -[Jamal] All right. Let's get into it.
I like Ingi. He's chill.
You know why? 'Cause he lives in Iceland. [laughs]
-Ha-ha-ha-ha. -[blows raspberry]
-I loved it. -Pooped on that ball, Kim.
[Corona] Where are we going, babe?
[Ingi speaking]
Is this a volcano?
We're gonna go into the glacier.
-Ooh, they're gonna go into the glacier. -Don't drink the water.
Ludacris just did that.
Yeah. And somebody else did it and got sick.
I don't want to live somewhere like that where you're going to see a glacier.
Like, I want to walk out my backyard and go to a beach.
I want to see the northern lights, but, like, then leave.
I used to work in Norway, and in the wintertime,
we would see the northern lights every year.
-It's the most beautiful thing ever. -Oh. So beautiful.
-Hello, guys. -[Corona] Hi.
Welcome to you. My name's Nikola.
I'm gonna be your glacier guide today.
-Nice. -Okay.
[Ingi] Hmm-hmm.
-She knows you love her now. -I could see you wearing something like that
with, like, big moon boots.
I was just want to say that I have those.
I... I would wear that in pink,
-for sure. Like, white and pink. -I have in pink. Yeah.
-[Corona] Is this all, like, man-made? -[Nikola] Yeah.
See, I don't know. I can't be in something like that.
That's so dangerous.
-Just one... one pol-- -Look how clean it looks, though.
-You know what I mean? -Imagine a polar bear just running through that thing.
What are you gonna do?
[Kim] I know, but look how clean it looks.
It's like, the tunnels look so clean, right?
Man, I'd go in there and sprinkle some yellowness in there
-and paint the wall. -No.
With what?
Really, Jamal?
[laughs]
It's pretty cool. I would go check this out.
-I'm, like, super claustrophobic. -Not for long.
Just to go inside, look at it and get out quickly.
I did that when I was younger
and, like, one of the mountains, they have, like, mining.
It's, like, one of the tourists. You go like,
-"Oh." Like, 100 feet underground... -Yeah.
...and you, like, mine and stuff. I'd done it.
But now, as an adult--
At... At 14, absolutely.
I know. I'm saying--
I know. So I'm saying at that point, yes, for sure.
[Nikola] This place right here is where I like to leave couples alone
-for a little bit. -[Ingi] Huh?
[Nikola] Because this is the chapel.
[Corona] Our favorite.
[Ingi] Yeah. Nice.
Do people actually get married in here?
Hey, you think Ikey is gonna propose to her like Sarper?
"Ikey." We're making up names already at this point.
Really, with your mom?
I don't know.
-No. -All right.
[Corona] Um, I guess I, like,
kind of have to tell you something. I don't know.
She's about to tell him, "I'm going back to the States."
You know what'll be funny?
If he really was bringing her there to propose,
-and she just throwing everything away right now. -Yeah.
I[Kim] 'm scared to see it.
I feel differently about... [smacks lips]
...my position here. Like, I don't feel as secure.
You think she's leaving? She's leaving.
No, she's gonna tell him he has a choice.
-They get married or she's leaving. -[Alexei] Mm-hmm.
[Ingi] But, I mean...
If Alex said "Eventually,"
I would be like, "Bye."
I don't know. He almost let you get on a plane
-without the ring. -Yeah, right.
Did you ever think about not giving her the ring before she was getting on the plane?
-Yes. Of course. -Really?
Because you were so [bleep] annoying.
-[all laughing] -That's why... That's why I waited for the last moment.
In the end, I said, "Okay, I'll just give it to her."
-[Yara] It's funny. -I get what I want.
I'm now realizing that I need to put my priorities first.
And it might be best for me
to go home and finish school.
-You need to figure it out. -Corona.
I know. I say go back home and focus on your future.
But she's always like, "I don't know, I don't know, I don't know."
She should have figured stuff out before she went, you know?
Women are just confusing to me.
-I can't do-- -Hey.
-You ain't lying. -Hey.
We are not on the same page in this relationship.
That terrifies me.
I... I would have never guessed
-that these two would be a pair. Honestly. -Yeah.
[laughs]
Do you think Corona is really gonna go home, though?
[Kim] Mmm.
Ugh. I would not want to go home to those.
Yeah, they look like baby pigeons
-with no fur. -Right. Look like me as a baby.
You were a cute baby.
What are you talking about?
I have to say that.
[Lily in Mandarin]
[in English] Look at the wedding planner.
I think, like, he's so shocked.
-Oh, my God. -The edge of his seat.
[Shekinah] Oh, my God.
Wow, she looks beautiful.
-She does look really pretty. -Like Little Red Riding Hood.
And she's going to that big, bad wolf.
[Jamal] So, Robert, I know you're a huge basketball fan, so I got something for us.
What is it with you wanting to play sports in my kitchen?
Just trying to see what your hoop skills are like. Let's see it.
Yeah, a white kid want to play ball in your mom's kitchen.
I know. It was pickleball last week,
and now we got basketball?
-It's not my kitchen. So... -[Kim] Oh, well, it's my house.
I can slam dunk on it?
-Yeah you can. -Probably rip that whole cabinet down.
Please don't do that. Please?
Let's see it.
-Let me see what you got, Robert. -[Robert] She's like...
She's like, "Please, please, please." I'mma show you finger roll.
-[Kim] Hey! -[all exclaiming]
-Almost, almost. -[Jamal] All right, let's see. Do I got it?
-[blows raspberry] -Let me shoot one, let me shoot one.
-[Robert] Hey, that was Earl the Pearl, man. -Here you go.
-Ow. -Earl "The Pearl" Monroe.
-[exclaiming] -There you go.
-That's right. The rock... The rock came back home. -[groans]
Not in this house. Or your house.
-It's my house. -Not in your house.
-Yeah. -Not in my house.
All right. Where are we?
I think we're in Turkiye.
Could tell by the music.
-Oh, that food though. -But check it out.
She kind of can't eat all of that.
-[Jamal] Ah. -Sarper's like, "You gotta watch the carbs."
[laughs]
[Sarper speaking]
-Let's see the ring. -[exclaims]
She, like, looks Turkish. I feel like.
They're so perfect for each other.
They look like Middle Eastern somewhat.
-Yeah. Middle Eastern. Yeah. -[Jovi] Yeah.
[smacks lips] Oh.
Wow.
-His what? -"F" word?
-Fiancee. Yeah. -Oh. Fiancee.
Oh, my gosh, it felt so good
when I got to call you my fiancee for the first time.
[laughs]
-You can't say it? -[Sarper] "F" word.
Fiancee.
-You said it. -Mm-hmm.
Oh, wow. You say, "Look. Mm-hmm."
It's like this, saying fiancee.
[Kim] Mm-hmm.
Sarper has hardly told me anything about what to expect.
[Shekinah] Okay.
[Shekinah] Mm-hmm?
[Shekinah] Yes?
Oh, it's not a problem for him, right?
[all laughing]
Not a problem for Sarper. He doesn't blink.
-Yeah. -He doesn't have to worry about blinking.
Watch. There do be a reaction, though. I can tell.
Coming from him, he's gonna react.
I kind of want to try this salty coffee.
What does it mean if he shows a reaction?
-[woman speaking] -That we can't get married?
-[woman] No, it's a bad curse. But it shows... -[laughs]
...how bad he wants to get with...
-uh, getting married with you. -[Shekinah] Okay.
[all laughing]
That's a special... special mixture.
I had Yara's coffee order recorded on my phone
-for the longest time. -[Loren] Really?
-Yeah, I'll be like-- -You just like, play it at the barista.
-Five shots of an espresso in your coffee? -Burp!
-Yes. -Don't you get jittery?
-No, I like it. -Well, she drinks another one right after. Like...
Oh, dude, my coffee order from...
You're... You're from New York, you'll know.
You'll know I go to the deli. I'm like, "Let me get a light and sweet."
I know what that is.
Yeah. See, Mom, I'm culture right here.
It's milk and cr-- Milk and sugar, right?
It's milk and, like, two sugars.
What do you order, Mom?
-I like-- -"Can I get a vanilla latte with oat milk?"
I just like regular coffee with,
uh, Italian sweet creamer. That's it.
-Okay. At least you don't like it black. -[Kim] Mm-mm.
No, she does like it black.
-No, they say... they say... -Hey! [exclaims]
Yo, they say people who like black coffee
-are usually the psychopaths. -Demons.
-Yeah. -[Jamal] Mm.
Study says.
I like it black. You're a smart ass.
-[woman] Beautiful. -Thank you.
-[woman] You're great. -Thank you.
-I think you have one thing missing. -[Shekinah] What?
[woman speaking]
[Shekinah] Oh, my God.
That's a good look for her.
-Simple, classy dress. -Yeah.
She's so extra.
Wow, she looks beautiful.
-She does look really pretty. -Like Little Red Riding Hood.
-Yep. And she's going to that big, bad wolf. -Yeah.
I look like a real bride.
[woman] Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God. Who am I?
[laughs]
Wow.
Are you ready?
I think so.
-Let's go. -Thank you. Thank you.
I love how this is all coming together.
-I feel like Sarper did put in a lot of effort. It's like... -Yeah.
It's the way it should be, right?
They really are meant for each other.
-Like, there really is somebody for everybody. -[Yara] Yeah.
Even if you're the biggest weirdo.
-There is another weirdo for you. -Yeah.
-I found my weirdo. -[Loren laughing]
I love that.
[Yara speaking]
-Where are we? -[Jamal] Whoo!
-Oh, we're back in China! -Oh. Back in China!
Josh and Lily!
Oh, remember that credit card decline.
[in Mandarin]
[Lily in English]
[Josh] It won't go through?
And Josh looking confused.
"What do you mean it didn't go through? Oh, [bleep]."
You ever had your credit card declined?
I feel like you have.
[laughing] Yara.
Oh, yeah, you use cash, right?
I feel like I've blocked your card before and it got declined.
[guffawing] It would kill you.
[all laughing]
[Josh] Don't let this stress you out.
Just contact your friends
and coworkers, and just tell them
we have to cancel the wedding.
[laughing]
-Cancel the wedding? -Oh!
Correct.
-Yeah, bro, you can't cancel the date of. -For real.
You've got people right now getting dressed,
putting on their best clothes,
ready to head out to see a wedding.
I have a girl from my sorority it happened to.
She canceled her wedding like, a month before.
It happened to one of my friends,
but they canceled like, six months before.
-So, like, we didn't have any travel or anything about that. -Wow. That's okay.
[Jovi] Yeah.
Oh, yes. Spends $2,000 on a flight to go to China. Yeah.
[Lily in Mandarin]
Look at the wedding planner.
I think, like, he's so shocked.
-Oh, my God. -The edge of his seat.
Literally on the edge of his seat. We're all with you.
Oh, my gosh, dude.
She has to get a loan from the bank on her wedding day.
You know how annoying this is?
[in Mandarin]
-[in English] How can this guy move there with no money? -[Yara] Right?
Sounds like he has money. He can do a bank transfer.
You went one time with me...
Oh, I have a story.
[laughing]
She was so mad.
[in Mandarin]
[in English] Okay. Wedding's gonna happen. Everybody can be happy.
Because of Lily.
That's so sad. She had to pay for it.
I'm happy that they paid for the wedding.
-But I don't like how they paid for it. You know? -[Kim] No.
Yo, Lily, you better listen to your daughter.
-Lily, I am single. -[laughs]
Sorry. I shouldn't say that.
-No. Yo, my man Jamal... -No, I didn't mean that.
-...is single and ready to mingle. -Right there.
-All right? -Lily, you could be my daughter-in-law.
And he gonna lay the pipe down.
-[exclaiming] Oh! -Real talk. He's down.
-God. -Bro, you better get out there and slam dunk that.
-Real talk. -I feel like I'm melting. I'm embarrassed.
[Ingi speaking]
You can see her light up a little bit when he gives her like, a compliment
-or gives her some good news. -Yeah.
She likes this guy.
[laughing]
[Loren] So we're coming to the end of the season before the tell-all.
I thought we should play 90-Day charades.
You can talk and, like, impersonate and guess who it is.
This is gonna be really fun and real easy.
-[Alexei] I wanna go first. Yes. -You want to go first? Okay.
-Let's give it a little... -I'm sure you're gonna hope who you get.
[Alexei] I don't hope nothing.
And it's destiny.
-Did you get it? Oh, my God. -Do it.
[laughing] You got it!
[bell dings]
-It was meant to be. -Oh, my God.
I'm your number one fan!
[Yara speaking]
I'm your number one fan.
[cries]
-Or James. I don't know who. -[sobbing]
Are you James? Or Tatha?
[sobbing]
Or Tatha's sister?
Tatha.
-[bell dings] -It was Tatha.
The "family Tatha."
[Alexei] Jovi going to get something difficult.
But you can't change. You can't change.
[Loren] What?
Oh, my God. You're Shekinah?
-[all laughing] -Is it?
-[bell dings] -That's all you had to do, huh?
[all laughing]
[Corona] Holy [bleep].
If I fall, it's just to my death.
If you fall, your relationship is just gonna be an avalanche, that's all.
-'Cause it's going straight downhill from here. -Yeah. Yeah.
This has to be an awkward walk back, man.
Man, Corona posing like a rapper with her disco suit.
-[vocalizing] -[Jamal] For her to drop an album.
She should breakdance in that outfit.
[Ingi speaking]
I've never done anything like that in a natural, um, environment.
Like, I did, like, a thermal pool,
-but it was like, man-made. But that would be cool. -But this is warm.
I mean, I would hope wait.
-Wait. Didn't... Hamat Gader is like a natural... -Oh, yeah.
Yeah, in Israel, there is one too.
-And they have little pockets where it's like, really hot. -[Alexei] Mm-hmm.
-Super hot. -And...
-Yeah. Really. Yeah. -And it smells like rotten eggs.
I really want to take the opportunity and, uh,
like, have a talk with Corona of her leaving Iceland.
Obviously, she wants marriage more than I do.
Like, I just don't care about marriage. [laughs]
Oh, my God. [mimics Ingi] I don't care about marriage. [laughs]
-He literally reminds me of just a Viking. -Like Shrek.
-Shrek. -He's like Shrek.
He needs to tell them what I always tell the girls I no longer like.
You know? Like, "It's not me, it's you."
-Ew. -You know? And just get on by.
This is super nice.
-Aww. -Aww.
Finally, that's all she needed.
Look at that smile.
She just wants a fighter, you know?
-That's okay. -She wants to feel appreciated
-and loved. -Yeah.
You can see her light up a little bit
when he gives her, like, a compliment
-or gives her some good news. -Yeah.
She likes this guy.
[both chuckle]
You know?
-[squealing] ...you'd say that. -[Ingi chuckling]
Maybe I'm not
the best in, like, showing it,
but it's really where my heart is,
for sure.
Aww.
Aww. Yay!
Mom, why do you clap every time someone kissed?
Because I like to see people happy, Jamal.
It's not going to last.
This is not going to last at all.
You know what? There was just a ray of sunshine in here,
and you just brought the cloud to it.
You damn right.
[mimics explosion]
I don't feel like this guy knows how to fight.
-Like, that would make me even more angry. -Yeah.
Yeah, like--
Give me a [bleep] fight!
-[laughing] -[Jovi speaking indistinctly]
She gets so mad.
If I don't fight back with her,
if she's trying to fight with me
-and I won't say anything... -That's not true.
-...it bothers her more than anything else. -Yes.
-For real. -I wish you don't say anything.
[Yara chuckles]
Well, we don't have that problem.
-We-- No. [laughing] -[Yara laughing]
[Corona] Had he met me off the plane
with the same energy
that he's coming at me now with,
I would be planning for my wedding,
and I'd be going to midwifery school
in two years.
And that would just be that.
Now I'm very torn between my mind and heart.
I need to figure it out.
Well, we're like a couch divided right now,
because I want her to stay
and work on a relationship with him.
-You know? -Yeah, I'm kind of in the middle.
I don't-- Robert, you don't even need to speak.
-I know you want her to go home. -[Kim snickering]
I really feel it's the best for her.
I feel like Ingi needs to do
a big grand gesture for Corona.
-Like, that's what she wants. -[Yara] Yeah.
She's, like, vivacious
and, like, colorful and, like, personality.
-He is so... [blows raspberry] -I feel like he finally just gave her
-a little bit of emotion in the right direction... -[Loren] A little bit.
-...and that's a start. -Do you see her glow?
-It needs to be more. -Yeah.
There don't need to be anything crazy.
He just needs to tell her,
-"No, please, don't leave me", and that's it. -And that's it.
-He's like, "Oh!". -Yeah. "I want to be with you,
-I want to marry you, and that's it." Yeah. -Yeah, that's it.
[woman speaking]
[man 1] Yeah. [laughing]
[woman 1] You should finish it.
[all exclaiming]
He's doing good, I think.
Oh. Oh, no he ain't, bro.
-He holding that in like a fart. -Do it.
Just don't blink.
[Robert] Hey, you know, I've been here for a whole week.
-I haven't heard... -[Jamal] Robert.
...any embarrassing stories about Jamal
when he was a youngster, you know?
Why we gotta bring that up?
-Yeah. Lay it on me. -I have a good one.
I have a good one, but I don't know if Jamal wants me to tell it.
-Go ahead, go ahead. -The tick.
[Jamal] Oh, please, Mom.
-He had ticks? -[Kim] So,
Jamal came in my room one day,
and he was like, "Mom, something--" [laughing]
He's gonna kill me.
He was like, "Mom",
and he was like, "Mom, I think something's wrong down there."
-And I was like, "What are you talking about?" -Oh, my God, Mom.
And he was like, "I think I'm growing a third ball."
And I was like, "Jamal, you gotta let me see it."
-I was seven years old. -And I was like--
I was like, "You gotta let me see it."
-Why are you doing this to me? -So he did and--
I had to see it, 'cause I was like, "Oh."
I had to see it, and it was a tick.
And the tick had turned white.
And it was, like, right there.
-And so I had to pull it. -Ew.
[Kim] I had to pull it out.
You know, you have to kill it.
-Yeah, I know-- -I had to pull it...
[laughing]
-Eww. -You could have picked any story.
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
You got to pick the one about my balls...
-Hold up, time out. -...when I was seven?
Time out, time out.
Let's throw the red flag right here.
-I'm not watching the show with you no more. It's over. -[Kim laughing]
You can watch it with him.
-I'm going home. -Hey.
[woman] ♪♪ I've been dreaming of a life so bright...♪
-All right. Where are we? -Okay. Sound like happy music.
Oh, Sarper and Shekinah.
Yes, let them get engaged already.
Officially.
[woman] Ready?
Ta-da. [laughing]
[Sarper] Oh.
Babe.
She looks really pretty in that dress, actually.
She does.
-It's perfect for the occasion. -It's, like, simple.
It's really nice.
It's-- I don't know.
It's like looking at a bloody wedding dress.
-[Alexei whoops] -[Jovi whoops]
We were rooting for you, Sarper.
[laughing] Number one.
-Your biggest fan, Sarper. -[Loren] Oh!
-Your foam finger. [laughing] -No.
Welcome, welcome.
[speaking in Turkish]
Aww. That's sweet.
Shekinah don't even understand nothing he's saying.
She's out there smiling...
Yeah.
This looks so nice. It's fun.
The flowers are beautiful. Chocolates are beautiful.
I think it's something Shekinah's gonna appreciate
-and remember. -[Alexei] Yeah.
Like, it's really a special moment.
Yeah.
I wish I have those moments.
[Loren laughing]
-[Sarper] Okay. -[woman] Let's do the coffees.
-A coffee? Okay. -Yeah, a Turkish coffee.
-Let's do it. -Let's do it.
Oh, they're about to go do the coffee.
The salty coffee.
Oh! That's a big scoop of salt.
-Oh, I couldn't do that. -[Jamal] Oh!
Oh, that's a lot. Oh, that makes my--
Shekinah doing him dirty.
That makes my cheeks hurt.
Ugh.
I hope she did something else than just salt.
Put some Tabasco in there or something.
-Something that will make it difficult for him. -He deserves it? Yeah.
I think I could drink it. I've drank--
-[Loren] And not blink? -Not blink.
We don't have to worry about Sarper blinking.
No blinking, no nothing.
-[woman speaking] -[man 1 laughing]
Is that a little face you're pulling?
So delicious.
-[woman laughs] -[Shekinah] I know.
[all exclaiming and laughing]
He's doing good, I think.
Oh, no, he ain't, bro!
-He holding that in like a fart. -Just do it.
Just don't blink.
Ooh!
Ugh. It's like drinking the dried fish. Ooh.
When Yara came to America,
she was like, "The coffee tastes like swamp water.
It's horrible."
It was
disgusting.
I tried to not give any reaction.
I don't know if I did it, but...
oof.
He already gave... He failed.
He failed. Not once,
-but twice. -Yeah, y'all think he failed?
-I think he failed. -He failed.
But A for effort, my brother.
Man, [bleep] that.
The coffee won that battle.
Now I understand why he didn't raise the pinky.
-[Alexei] Uh-huh. -You only raise it when you enjoy it.
-You don't enjoy-- He was clinching. -[Jovi and Loren] Yeah.
Okay.
[Sarper speaking in Turkish]
-[gasps] Oh, he's going to tell them about the K1. -[Robert] Oh, wow.
Here we go.
Oh, he's going to tell his family he's leaving.
You think he's going to move?
Yeah. I guess, I mean.
-[man 1] Oh. -[woman 1 gasps]
Hmm.
No, this is not the place or time.
Got a little sad all of a sudden, huh?
No!
Yeah?
They not digging that.
-Are we happy about that? -No can do.
Oh, no.
There is not one smile at this table.
[Sarper speaking]
We know you didn't.
Gotta do what you gotta do, my friend.
Damn, you ain't being honest
with both sides right now, Sarper.
Yeah, he's on either side of the fence,
one foot on each side.
[whispering]
You don't know that he's trying
to come back, honey.
-Yeah, he just told 'em a whole another story. -[Loren laughs]
-If she doesn't know... -He didn't lie.
-...it won't hurt her. -[Jovi and Yara] Yeah.
Yeah, he just didn't tell her the full truth.
Yeah, and I mean, he's supposed to be happy--
Oh, my God, are we Team Sarper?
-Are we all Team Sarper? -I feel like-- Yeah.
I've never been Team Sarper, and all of a sudden--
You wine, dine with me over here.
It's your husband.
-Your husband's changing all of our minds over here. -[Loren] He's-- Yeah.
I'm telling you, you hang out with us,
you guys will get into trouble.
[Yara and Jovi laugh]
I have some coffee, and I have some salt.
If I go brew it, do you think we can drink it?
I'll do it. I got you.
-Come on, Robert. -Oh, no, I'll try.
-All right, let's go. -I'll try.
I'm going to go make it then.
[officiant speaking over PA in Chinese]
Oh, my [laughing] God.
[Kim] All right, guys, don't look back here,
'cause I'm putting the salt in the coffee.
Why you going to say, "Don't look back there"?
That means "Look back here."
-[Kim] No, don't look back here! -Yeah, I almost want
to look back.
You're not supposed to know how much it is.
-Don't look back here. -[Jamal] You know what?
-I actually don't even care. -No, then I'm not even going to be tasting that.
It's kind of exciting, you know?
No, it's not.
What if she OD on ours and give herself a little bit?
Oh.
She might do that. She's the type.
-You know what I'm saying? -Oh, my God!
What does that mean?
-Dude, I can see the salt. -I see that [bleep].
That [bleep] like a beach.
All right, guys.
So, there's salt in there.
I'm not going to tell you how much
-until you drink it. -[both] Hold on. Time out.
Why does yours look so dark?
-[bleep] -In all interests of fairness,
we should put salt in yours.
I agree with that.
All right, Jamal, go put salt in mine.
You know what? Jamal.
Jamal, here you go.
-Take this-- -Oh, no, you do it.
-Take this cup-- No. -You do it. You do it.
Swap cups.
-Oh, swap cups. -Swap cups!
-All right. -There you go.
-Yeah! -There you go!
You got to put salt in yours.
-No! No! See? -No.
-You cheated. -See? Cheating.
-[Jamal] Wow! -[Robert] That's what I'm talking about.
I'm going to go put some salt in mine.
You ain't no good.
[Kim] Oh.
-[Jamal] I'm twitching. -Ah.
-[Jamal] Ugh. -I'm sweating.
[Jamal] Woo!
-I can't do it, Chief. -I can't do it.
I'm putting this back here.
-Let's finish watching the show. -Wow. Wow.
-I tried, man. -Robert won.
-We can finish-- -Robert won.
-No, I didn't win. -Robert won?
How he win?
-His lips look dry. -I need water now.
-He ain't put one sip. -I'm dehydrated.
-Stop lyin'.
Stop watching my lips.
[oriental music playing]
-Ooh, Chinese wedding. -[all exclaiming]
Oh, man, like, a traditional wedding.
-They look expensive. -[Alexei and Jovi] Oh, yeah.
That's why the credit card got declined.
-[Yara] Yeah. -[Jovi chuckles]
[Jarod] I love the hat.
You look like an emperor.
[Josh] I do feel like an emperor in this.
I'm going to live it up while I have it on,
that's for sure.
I like that, though.
That gold and red right there, that's fire.
Jamal, I could see you getting married
in something like that.
That thing he has on his head, though, I don't know.
That's different.
Like Olive from Popeye
with the hair sticking up.
-[Jovi] Yeah. -Mickey Mouse.
[upbeat music playing]
[woman speaking in Chinese]
That's a beautiful, beautiful, beautiful wedding.
Is it all red because the Chinese flag is red?
Red is good luck.
-Red is good luck in China. -Oh.
I like it, though. I'm so into the traditional stuff
for a wedding. I think it's super cool.
I can tell you, Jovi--
[Loren] No, I know.
All right. I'm just going to shut up
-and enjoy this wedding... -...drink that coffee? [laughs]
-...privately, quietly. -[Loren laughs]
[Josh] Is she ready?
Uh-oh, here we go.
-Yeah, that would be me. -Come on, Josh.
-Drink that whole thing, man. -Aww, look at her daughter.
[Jovi] Ooh, showtime.
Oh.
[Loren gasps]
[drum music playing]
[officiant speaking over PA in Chinese]
-Whoa! -Oh, she looks beautiful!
-Wow, is it like a play? -Yay!
It's a play they're doing?
-Yeah, sort of. -That's so cool.
-[Jovi] Whoa. -Wow.
-[Jovi] I love it. -Look at that dress.
-Just everything, the stairs, the dress. -All the crystals.
-Everything is so beautiful. -Wow. That's a huge dress.
I don't really know about dresses,
-but that one looks fire. -That is beautiful.
I want to like sit on that
and have her drag me, you know?
Like a little magic carpet.
[oriental music playing]
Josh, you better take care of that woman.
That's a good woman for you, man.
You see that hand placement he got?
-Whoa. Look at that. -[Kim] He has to be like that.
Really?
-I don't even want to try to hold that this long. -It's tradition.
No, it's way cooler.
The Jordan one was cool, too.
We should have got married in China.
-[Yara speaking indistinctly] -And the Indian one.
-The Indian one was cool, too. -It was like, the 12-day one
-where they got married at 3:00 a.m. -Yeah.
[officiant speaking over PA in Chinese]
Oh, my [laughing] God.
[officiant speaking]
-All right! -[all cheering]
-They're married. -Yeah! Lights back on.
We have a Chinese wedding!
Wow. That was freaking cool.
-Yay! -[Jamal whoops]
They did it!
-Did they get married? -Wow.
-Look how beautiful that is. -[Robert] Yeah.
Yeah.
So they don't have, like, a priest
or a pastor or nobody.
-They didn't do the ring or anything. -[Kim] No.
They just went up there and went back down.
-Yeah, that's it. -That is fire.
-What the world? -I know.
You need to go to China and get married.
What is America doing, man?
Jamal, you would look so handsome in that.
I'm not even worried about the drip.
-Like, that was just a nice ceremony. -What, in a kimono?
-Yeah, that was cool. -I like that.
Josh, mano a mano,
you have to control the relationship.
You have to start being a breadwinner,
come with money,
or even just giving her love and affection,
'cause that's what she want,
and your pipe game ain't strong.
You always start good,
and then you just take that crazy right.
[Shaun] Next time on 90 Day Fiance: The Other Way,
The Couples Tell All.
Oh, yeah, it's Tell All time!
-[both] Tell All time! -[whoops]
-Let's go, man.
-[Loren] Welcome! -[all exclaiming]
[Loren laughing]
Hey, let's hang out!
[Robert exclaiming]
Say, word! Multiple shots fired!
Daughter said it.
You go to China, you got one job to do while you're there.
-One job. Exactly. -[Loren and Yara] Yeah.
If we weren't married, that's the kind of situation
I would be trying to be in.
[Alexei] Sugar mama.
Tatha, do you plan to bring your sister
to live with you here in the States?
Yes.
You are going to pay for her visa?
It's already in process.
-Uh-uh. James is not gonna sponsor Angel. -[Robert] Wow.
He's was just trying to get Tatha to America.
-Yeah. -Yep.
Wow.
[Shaun] As we know, in the past,
Sarper has known a lot of women,
including, he claims, thousands of lovers.
Please welcome Dee Dee.
Hi, Sarper.
-[all exclaim loudly] -Messy!
-Uh-oh, are we going against Sarper now? -Oh, no, Sarper.
What is the status
of your relationship with Ingi?
Oh, wow. I told you guys.
-I told you. -They're over?
-Wow. -Yeah, it's over now.
It's over now. You were right.
You said they were going to break up.
Yep, you did say it. You were right, Robert.
We should have bet money.
You would have lost.
And he's laughing like the piece of [bleep] that he is.
[woman] 100%.
What?
-Ooh! -Oh!
-[Kim and Robert] Oh! -Wow.
[Corona] Why the [bleep] did you even show up
with that smug [bleep] smile on your face?
She is big mad. Like, I'm scared.
I would run. And he's already on screen.
I would run if I was on the screen.
-[Kim] Yeah. -Just turn it off, you know?
You know, I'll tell you this.
One thing about the Tell All, it's electrifying.
-It's no holds barred. -Right.
Always breaking rules.
-You never know what's gonna happen. -You don't.
-It's always unpredictable. -Yep.
-You know? Exactly. -Can't wait for the Tell All, bro.
-Guys, this has been an amazing season. -[Alexei] Mm-hmm.
Let's see what happens on the Tell All, huh?
-Sounds like it's going to be crazy. -Yeah.
-[Alexei] Mm-hmm. -I wonder what Ingi did.
Yeah, I know. I actually wonder, too.
The laid back, nice guy.
All of a sudden, he's the bad guy now.
[Alexei] Why is everybody hating on him so much?
Mom, who do you think is going to light the stage up?
I think it's going to be Corona.
I'm with you. I'm hyped to see Corona.
-She just has fire in her. -Yeah, I know.
-So I think the Tell All's gonna be... -Yeah, it's going to be good.
-It's going to be good. -...quite entertaining. I can't wait.
You know what, Robert?
One thing you haven't seen is
the stars here at night in my mom's backyard.
-Oh, yeah? -You have a nice little view back there.
-Let's go check it out, right? -Cool.
-Yeah. Let's go! -Last night, let's go look at the stars.
-Last night in San Diego! -[Robert] Hey, we could have a couple of drinks, too.
[Jamal] Yeah, let's do it. A couple shots?
[Kim] Huh?
Thank you for having us over here.
-You are welcome anytime. -For sure.
Thanks for all the tequila.
I owe you guys a bottle of tequila.
-I'm empty. -[Yara] Yeah.
Well, we have a babysitter for a few more hours.
We're going to go get drinks.
You guys are welcome to join us if you like.
-I'm down. -I'm down.
-[Yara] Let's go. -I'm down. I trust Yara's choice.
-[Loren] Take advantage of it. -[Yara] Yeah.
-[Kim] Wow, Robert, look at my view! -[Jamal] Right.
[Kim] And it's so pretty out right now.
-Oh, it feels so good out, too. -[Kim] I know.
You know what? Let's appreciate California for a second.
[Kim hums]
-Not that. That's sounded like a mosquito. -[Kim] It's beautiful.
It's beautiful here. I love it.
-[fart sounds] -[Robert] Damn, Kim!
-You nasty! -[laughing] You're such [laughing] an asshole. Ew.
[Robert] Ew, Kim.
[Kim] Robert, that was [laughing] loud.
[Jamal speaking]