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The Psychic Vine. What the fuck does
he want to meet us here for, eh?

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Fuck knows.

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Did you not ask him?

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Did you not ask him?

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No. It was fucking via text.
Via text, he says,

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as if it's not possible,

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as if it's not possible,

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to propose a question through
the medium of the typed word.

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It is fucking hard to propose
a medium through a...

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I'm fucking bad, I'm dyslexic,
aren't I? You are. You are.

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I'm fucking bad, I'm dyslexic,
aren't I? You are. You are.

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Do you know what I mean?
That predictive text shit.

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Does my fucking... Does my head in.

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It's like when you...you messaged
me. "Been to see Tyler and Erin.

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It's like when you...you messaged
me. "Been to see Tyler and Erin.

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So glad to see their smiling
faeces."

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Oh, fucking hell, here he is.

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Oh, fucking hell, here he is.

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Shit!
Vincent. Thomas.

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You all right, Davey?
You brought the weed?

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Yeah. Ask him, then.
No, YOU fucking ask him.

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Yeah. Ask him, then.
No, YOU fucking ask him.

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Ask him. Why are we meeting
outside a crystal bollocks shop?

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Clara Marie. My clairvoyant.

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Clairvoy...?
Clairvoyant? Clairvoyant.

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Clairvoy...?
Clairvoyant? Clairvoyant.

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# The best things in life are free

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# But you can give them
to the birds and bees

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# But you can give them
to the birds and bees

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# I need money
#

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Aw. yes I am seeing...
a fruitful partnership.

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I'm seeing wealth and prosperity.

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I'm seeing wealth and prosperity.

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# your business interests are
getting stronger.

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Oh, but wait.
There's betrayal from...

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Oh, but wait.
There's betrayal from...

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..a bald man.

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Hm... Oh, wait. It's fading.

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Hm... Oh, wait. It's fading.

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Ooh... No. It's not strong.

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Wait. Oh, where are you going,
you shit?

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Wait. Oh, where are you going,
you shit?

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No, come back... Hang on.

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Wait.

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Oh, sorry. No, it's fucked off.

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Oh, sorry. No, it's fucked off.

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Did you not get anything?

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Well, there was a man, on the floor.
Possibly the bald man.

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And it felt like...it was
the last day of his life.

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Did it?
Thank you, Clara. As always.

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Did it?
Thank you, Clara. As always.

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Right, Vincent, you're up next.
No, no. No, thank you.

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I appreciate that, but I'd rather
my future be a surprise.

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I appreciate that, but I'd rather
my future be a surprise.

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We're both good. Thank you.
I'll go. No. No.

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Be my guest. Thinning a bit
up on top there, Vincent.

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Right. OK.

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Right. OK.

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Fucking hell!
Good God, man! That's disgusting.

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That's good. That's very, very good.

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That's good. That's very, very good.

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Nice one. Thank you very much.

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I don't want to patronise you,
just take your time on it, love.

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it's pretty fucking strong stuff,
to be honest with you. Calm down.

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So, tell the boys the plan.

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So, tell the boys the plan.

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The plan. The plan? Oh, the plan!

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My partner's best friend
- Manolito Calvo -

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My partner's best friend
- Manolito Calvo -

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is having a party tomorrow night
at his marvellously stupid house,

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and he is looking for a new supplier
for his online weed operation

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and he is looking for a new supplier
for his online weed operation

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that's currently turning over
two million a year.

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- Fucking hell.
- I propose...

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I propose...

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I propose...

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See what I mean?
Do you see what I mean?

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No-one ever listens to a fucking
word I say. Vincent!

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No-one ever listens to a fucking
word I say. Vincent!

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WE are gonna go to this party
- all three of us -

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so cancel your plans
and dress flamboyantly.

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so cancel your plans
and dress flamboyantly.

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Is there any other way?
Beware of the bald man.

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Just get her a Calippo or
something, she's in a bad way.

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Come on.
Still got half a brew.

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Come on.
Still got half a brew.

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Put the fucking brew down.

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Balding, not baldy.

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Oi! What the fuck is going on here?

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You know full well!

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The council wrote to you.
When was this? Months back.

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The council wrote to you.
When was this? Months back.

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Shite, shite, shite, shite.

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Farms have to adapt.
We're like sharks,

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we've got to keep moving forward
to survive.

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we've got to keep moving forward
to survive.

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Just fucking talk normal.
What are you building?

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Petting zoo. And cafeteria.

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A fucking petting zoo?
And cafeteria.

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Google it - children, alpacas,
bouncy castle, cake.

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And Google this - "Farm owners
rolling around in money."

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And Google this - "Farm owners
rolling around in money."

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£2 for a bucket of carrots.

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They'll be paying ME
to feed the animals!

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You can't just fucking...
What?

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You can't just fucking...
What?

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We share a road.

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I don't want it clogged up
with four-by-fours

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and pony-faced fucking cunts
bringing their fucking kids

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and pony-faced fucking cunts
bringing their fucking kids

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to stroke bastard guinea pigs.

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Jealousy, jealousy.
You should have thought of it first.

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While I'm lounging around
on my yacht, you'll be over there,

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While I'm lounging around
on my yacht, you'll be over there,

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shovelling cow shit.

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Oi! Paslowski!
Are them immigrants?

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Oi! Paslowski!
Are them immigrants?

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We fucking left!
You lot shouldn't even be here!

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Carry on, lads.

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Come on. Oh, get on with it.

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Come on. Oh, get on with it.

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Ohhh!

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They wanted flamboyant, and fuck me,
did we give 'em flamboyant.

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They wanted flamboyant, and fuck me,
did we give 'em flamboyant.

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I like it.
I think you'd suit that, JJ.

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I'd rather fucking die.

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Well, sweetheart, before you do,
grab your car keys,
cos you're driving us there.

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Well, sweetheart, before you do,
grab your car keys,
cos you're driving us there.

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I feel like a complete fucking dick.
Have I overdone it?

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Do you want an honest answer?
Not really, no.

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Do you want an honest answer?
Not really, no.

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Right, well, you look great, then.
You're a knobhead! Dick!

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Avante!
Fuck!

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Vin?
What, love? Be careful.

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Vin?
What, love? Be careful.

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I'm not happy with you
getting into bed with those idiots.

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Don't worry about me. I'll be fine.
Well, I... You're gorgeous.

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Bugger off. What the fuck?
No. No, not you.

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Bugger off. What the fuck?
No. No, not you.

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What you got there, Cardi?

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This is a present for you.
For us.

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Present? Mighty. What is it?

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Present? Mighty. What is it?

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Well, now that we are married,
of course,

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and I know we got the dog
and a pigeon and a llama and that,

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but I saw this on eBay and I thought
it would be good p-practice

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but I saw this on eBay and I thought
it would be good p-practice

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for when we...
For when we what?

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Oh, Jesus Christ!
What the fuck is that?

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Oh, Jesus Christ!
What the fuck is that?

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Is that a baby simulator?

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It burps, it cries, it pisses,
it even shits itself.

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It's amazing.
You've gotta wear one of these,

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so that when it cries, you know
which thing it is that needs
attending to.

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so that when it cries, you know
which thing it is that needs
attending to.

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But you can turn it off,
if you don't want to be -

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No, no you, can't turn it off.
It stays on.

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It's got a chip in its head and it's
designed to act like a real baby.

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It's got a chip in its head and it's
designed to act like a real baby.

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We get a report at the end of
month, telling us what to improve on

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for when we do it for real. Oh, my
God, I love it. Can I hold him?

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for when we do it for real. Oh, my
God, I love it. Can I hold him?

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Course you can. Be my guest, Sugar.

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Be careful with the head.

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Asian. Asian baby.

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Asian. Asian baby.

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You couldn't have brought me
a fucking handbag or something?

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You look delightful.
Overdone it.

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You look delightful.
Overdone it.

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Look at this bullshit here.

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That's er, a gay icon. Is it fuck!
That's fucking Vladimir Putin!

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Vladimir Putin,

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Vladimir Putin,

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bare-chested, on horseback
in the Siberian wilderness,

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has brought plenty of men
to completion.

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That's a fucking carton.
Betty Boo's a cartoon!

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Betty Boo. Betty Boo.

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Betty Boo. Betty Boo.

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Jazz Age lesbian.
Look at these here.

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Vincent. Thomas. You made it, then.

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Don't you look marvellous.

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Don't you look marvellous.

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You fucking tricked me, man!
I look like a knobhead.

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You're wanted.

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Holy fuck, dude,
check this fucking place out, man.

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Holy fuck, dude,
check this fucking place out, man.

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He's got his own pool.
He's got a fucking maze.

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He's got a maze!
What kind of man has a maze?

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Here they are. You all right, lads.

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Come in. Welcome, please...

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Come in. Welcome, please...

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do join me. It's wet and it's warm.
That's how I like it.

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I'm just gonna have a minute.
Just gonna take it all in.

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I'm just gonna have a minute.
Just gonna take it all in.

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Get in the tub.
I assume you've brought the sample.

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Yes, I have, yeah.

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But just go easy on it when you
smoke it. It's fucking strong stuff.

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But just go easy on it when you
smoke it. It's fucking strong stuff.

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Clara tells me it's the finest weed
she ever smoked.

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Well, you know.
Let's not oversell it.

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It's excellent, Manolito.

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It's excellent, Manolito.

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What you saying, then?
Willies in or out?

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As nature intended.
Why even ask?

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You don't have to ask me twice.

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How much of this can you supply?

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We do a reasonable amount already.
It's just fucking space.

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As much as you need.
Whatever.

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I need a LOT. Then a lot is what
we will give you.

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I need a LOT. Then a lot is what
we will give you.

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Isn't that right, Vincent?
Yeah... Yeah, yeah.

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This is very very good.

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I'm certain
we can do some business together.

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Fantastident.
This calls for a top-up.

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Oh... Oh-ho-ho!

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Oh... Oh-ho-ho!

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Fucking, your garden, mate. It's
unreal, you've got a maze, man!

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I have a man that looks after it.

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I have a man that looks after it.

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What about them outhouses down
there? What's in them?

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That's my zoo.
You haven't got a zoo?

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Absolutely zoo.
It's my special exotic animal zoo.

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Absolutely zoo.
It's my special exotic animal zoo.

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You want to see it?
Fucking hell, we gotta see it.
Fucking right we do.

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We'll go.
Jason! Tyler! Bring me the robes.

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We'll go.
Jason! Tyler! Bring me the robes.

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I call her Carol Basking.
Cos she like to bask in the sun.

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I'm a bit like Dr Doolittle,

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I'm a bit like Dr Doolittle,

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I talk with the animals,
walk with the animals,

231
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grunt and squeak with the animals.

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This is amazing. If people ask us,
can you speak Rhinoceros,

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This is amazing. If people ask us,
can you speak Rhinoceros,

234
00:09:12,243 --> 00:09:15,643
we'd say 'Of courserous!"
Can't you?

235
00:09:16,803 --> 00:09:18,043
I like this guy.

236
00:09:18,043 --> 00:09:19,883
I like this guy.

237
00:09:19,923 --> 00:09:21,203
These are my pride and joy.

238
00:09:21,243 --> 00:09:24,523
See this guy? Horatio.
My personal favourite.

239
00:09:24,563 --> 00:09:26,043
Is he happy in there?
Shouldn't he be out, you know,

240
00:09:26,043 --> 00:09:26,923
Is he happy in there?
Shouldn't he be out, you know,

241
00:09:26,963 --> 00:09:29,163
swinging about with the wildebeest
or so on?

242
00:09:29,203 --> 00:09:32,003
They love it here. Love it!

243
00:09:32,043 --> 00:09:34,043
They demand a lot of attention
and I give it to them.

244
00:09:34,043 --> 00:09:34,843
They demand a lot of attention
and I give it to them.

245
00:09:34,883 --> 00:09:37,603
Here. Watch.
You're gonna get him out?

246
00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:38,963
Horatio?

247
00:09:39,003 --> 00:09:41,723
Come on. Very good boy.
Isn't he a cutie, uh?

248
00:09:41,763 --> 00:09:42,043
Bloody hell! See, he does as daddy
tells him to do.

249
00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:46,283
Bloody hell! See, he does as daddy
tells him to do.

250
00:09:47,843 --> 00:09:49,003
Oh, dude!

251
00:09:49,043 --> 00:09:50,043
It's a good look.
Is it? Does it suit me?

252
00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:50,883
It's a good look.
Is it? Does it suit me?

253
00:09:50,923 --> 00:09:54,483
I'll tell you what, you look regal.
Ah, he likes you1

254
00:09:54,523 --> 00:09:58,043
I fucking like him, man.
He's so fucking cool. Fantastic.

255
00:09:58,043 --> 00:09:58,323
I fucking like him, man.
He's so fucking cool. Fantastic.

256
00:09:58,363 --> 00:10:02,403
They are, uh, like my children,
and I love every last one of them.

257
00:10:05,083 --> 00:10:06,043
There is one animal
I would like to show Vinnie, alone.

258
00:10:06,043 --> 00:10:08,603
There is one animal
I would like to show Vinnie, alone.

259
00:10:11,003 --> 00:10:14,043
How about me and you
go for a little drink, Thomas?

260
00:10:14,043 --> 00:10:14,363
How about me and you
go for a little drink, Thomas?

261
00:10:15,083 --> 00:10:17,483
Come on. Where's this animal?

262
00:10:18,203 --> 00:10:21,643
I like a man with tattoos, Vincent.

263
00:10:21,683 --> 00:10:22,043
I find it, er, very erotic.

264
00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:24,403
I find it, er, very erotic.

265
00:10:24,443 --> 00:10:28,363
And I think your face is
very, very cute. Oh!

266
00:10:28,403 --> 00:10:30,043
I know you're not gay,
I am not gay...

267
00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:30,803
I know you're not gay,
I am not gay...

268
00:10:30,843 --> 00:10:34,843
I go left, I go right.
Animal, mineral, vegetable...

269
00:10:34,883 --> 00:10:36,443
I like what I like.

270
00:10:36,483 --> 00:10:38,043
Deep inside,
every man is a little bit gay.

271
00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:39,643
Deep inside,
every man is a little bit gay.

272
00:10:39,683 --> 00:10:41,603
Er...

273
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:46,043
Do you know, I'm inclined
to agree with you, actually.

274
00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:46,123
Do you know, I'm inclined
to agree with you, actually.

275
00:10:46,163 --> 00:10:48,283
I reckon you're right.
Good.

276
00:10:48,323 --> 00:10:50,523
Woah. Where you going?

277
00:10:50,563 --> 00:10:53,363
Mate, listen, we can't be sucking
each other off, bruv.

278
00:10:53,403 --> 00:10:54,043
Do you not think it's just better,
just keep this,

279
00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:56,083
Do you not think it's just better,
just keep this,

280
00:10:56,123 --> 00:10:58,483
just keep this strictly business?

281
00:11:00,403 --> 00:11:01,643
No. No.
I don't.

282
00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:02,043
You don't wanna do that? OK.
Tom?

283
00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:03,563
You don't wanna do that? OK.
Tom?

284
00:11:17,243 --> 00:11:18,043
Fuck!

285
00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:18,803
Fuck!

286
00:11:18,843 --> 00:11:21,003
Who's there?

287
00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:26,043
Fuck. Come out or I'll have no
option but to carry on shooting.

288
00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:26,363
Fuck. Come out or I'll have no
option but to carry on shooting.

289
00:11:26,403 --> 00:11:31,043
Fucking hell.
What the fuck are you doing here?

290
00:11:31,083 --> 00:11:34,043
Stopping you
and all your immigrant pals

291
00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:34,123
Stopping you
and all your immigrant pals

292
00:11:34,163 --> 00:11:37,603
from building a fucking
illegal petting zoo. And cafeteria!

293
00:11:37,643 --> 00:11:38,723
And fuck...cafeteria.

294
00:11:38,763 --> 00:11:42,043
And it's not illegal.
Permission was sought and granted.

295
00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:42,403
And it's not illegal.
Permission was sought and granted.

296
00:11:43,283 --> 00:11:46,123
So dance, monkey boy, dance.

297
00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,963
Stupid blonde arsehole!

298
00:11:50,163 --> 00:11:53,963
Argh! Argh! Me foot!
Jim? Call an ambulance!

299
00:11:54,003 --> 00:11:58,043
Shit.
Stupid Polish cunt! Ow!

300
00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:58,363
Shit.
Stupid Polish cunt! Ow!

301
00:11:58,403 --> 00:12:01,243
Bang out of line, this.
Bang out of line.

302
00:12:04,923 --> 00:12:06,043
See you, then.

303
00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:06,403
See you, then.

304
00:12:06,443 --> 00:12:07,843
Nice lads.
What ha... What happened?

305
00:12:07,883 --> 00:12:09,203
I'll tell you what happened.

306
00:12:09,243 --> 00:12:12,523
He says...

307
00:12:12,563 --> 00:12:14,043
"Let me suck you off. Deal done."
That's what he says to me.

308
00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:15,003
"Let me suck you off. Deal done."
That's what he says to me.

309
00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:17,203
Can you believe that
fucking shit there?

310
00:12:17,243 --> 00:12:18,883
Did you not let him?
Course I f...

311
00:12:18,923 --> 00:12:20,643
Course I didn't let him
suck me off!

312
00:12:20,683 --> 00:12:22,043
Why the fuck not, Vinnie?

313
00:12:22,043 --> 00:12:22,923
Why the fuck not, Vinnie?

314
00:12:22,963 --> 00:12:24,763
Two million quid?
Are you fucking joking?

315
00:12:24,803 --> 00:12:26,123
Couldn't you just let him
get on with it?

316
00:12:26,163 --> 00:12:27,163
Think what you're saying.

317
00:12:27,203 --> 00:12:28,723
You having a fucking laugh, man!

318
00:12:28,763 --> 00:12:30,043
You shouldn't have to let
someone suck you off

319
00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:31,203
You shouldn't have to let
someone suck you off

320
00:12:31,243 --> 00:12:34,883
to get a fucking deal done.
Gay, straight or otherwise.

321
00:12:34,923 --> 00:12:38,043
Violated in an exotic zoo.

322
00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:38,243
Violated in an exotic zoo.

323
00:12:38,283 --> 00:12:40,563
Fair point. Yeah.
Come on.

324
00:12:42,163 --> 00:12:45,283
We're fucked now, aren't we, eh?
MacDonagh's gonna flip his lid.

325
00:12:45,323 --> 00:12:46,043
How the fuck are we even
gonna get home?

326
00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:48,163
How the fuck are we even
gonna get home?

327
00:12:48,963 --> 00:12:50,643
I tell you what,
if he's fucking stupid

328
00:12:50,683 --> 00:12:54,043
to turn down our high-grade weed,
then that's on him. On him!

329
00:12:54,043 --> 00:12:54,363
to turn down our high-grade weed,
then that's on him. On him!

330
00:12:54,403 --> 00:12:56,003
And I'll tell you
something else an' all.

331
00:12:56,043 --> 00:12:58,243
I'm nicking that fucking zoo!
You what?

332
00:12:58,283 --> 00:13:01,643
I'm nicking the fucking zoo.
I'm nicking it!

333
00:13:02,523 --> 00:13:05,363
Fucking flip flops!
What's the point?

334
00:13:14,963 --> 00:13:17,923
Fucking Polish prick
shot me in cold blood.

335
00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:18,043
This is the thanks you get
for letting 'em come here

336
00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:21,563
This is the thanks you get
for letting 'em come here

337
00:13:21,603 --> 00:13:24,883
for making 'em welcome
in our green and pleasant land.

338
00:13:24,923 --> 00:13:26,043
They take up arms and shoot you
through the metatarsical.

339
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:27,803
They take up arms and shoot you
through the metatarsical.

340
00:13:27,843 --> 00:13:29,523
You didn't exactly welcome him,
did you?

341
00:13:29,563 --> 00:13:32,643
Anyway, he was born in Barnsley.
Not the fucking point.

342
00:13:32,683 --> 00:13:34,043
I'll tell you what the fucking point
is, Captain Haddock.

343
00:13:34,043 --> 00:13:35,443
I'll tell you what the fucking point
is, Captain Haddock.

344
00:13:35,483 --> 00:13:38,043
You fucking knocked over
his petting zoo, you knob.

345
00:13:38,083 --> 00:13:40,683
And cafeteria.
And his cafeteria, you fuckwit.

346
00:13:40,723 --> 00:13:42,043
And now he's put a fucking hole
through your foot.

347
00:13:42,043 --> 00:13:43,723
And now he's put a fucking hole
through your foot.

348
00:13:43,763 --> 00:13:45,403
How long's it gonna be before
that's sorted out?

349
00:13:45,443 --> 00:13:47,003
Six weeks.
Fuck me.

350
00:13:47,043 --> 00:13:50,043
Who's gonna milk the cows?
Who's gonna feed the pigs?

351
00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:51,763
Who's gonna milk the cows?
Who's gonna feed the pigs?

352
00:13:51,803 --> 00:13:55,603
I'll be destitute, and he'll be
living it up on cunt's carrot cash.

353
00:13:55,643 --> 00:13:57,043
We could help out, couldn't we?
Ooh...

354
00:13:57,083 --> 00:13:58,043
It's a kind offer,
but it's hard work, man's work.

355
00:13:58,043 --> 00:14:01,523
It's a kind offer,
but it's hard work, man's work.

356
00:14:01,563 --> 00:14:03,723
Is it?
Listen to him.

357
00:14:03,763 --> 00:14:06,043
The fucking asthma wizard
of the north.

358
00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:07,003
The fucking asthma wizard
of the north.

359
00:14:07,043 --> 00:14:09,443
Giving it big licks like
it's a fucking hard job.

360
00:14:09,483 --> 00:14:11,403
We can do it, can't we?
If you can do it, WE can do it!

361
00:14:14,763 --> 00:14:17,363
She needs changing. Excuse me.

362
00:14:18,203 --> 00:14:21,283
Right. Well, that counts him out.
But the rest of you -

363
00:14:21,323 --> 00:14:22,043
Hang on, hang on. I mean, I'd love
to, obviously, Jim,

364
00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:24,683
Hang on, hang on. I mean, I'd love
to, obviously, Jim,

365
00:14:24,723 --> 00:14:28,483
but, er, I am in fact the proprietor
of a mobile erotic parlour

366
00:14:28,523 --> 00:14:30,043
and I mean business is, phwoar,
oooh... It's booming.

367
00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:34,123
and I mean business is, phwoar,
oooh... It's booming.

368
00:14:34,163 --> 00:14:36,883
Yeah, and I'm running a garage.
I'm in the pub most days.

369
00:14:36,923 --> 00:14:38,043
Yeah. I... have to go...move...
Help move some cloth. over at...

370
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:43,923
Yeah. I... have to go...move...
Help move some cloth. over at...

371
00:14:43,963 --> 00:14:45,523
It'll take all my strength
to move that there.

372
00:14:45,563 --> 00:14:46,043
Fucking hell!

373
00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:48,083
Fucking hell!

374
00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:49,203
Honestly, I can believe his

375
00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:51,763
and I can believe his
and I can believe his.

376
00:14:51,803 --> 00:14:54,043
But yours just went on and on,
with zero fucking commitment.

377
00:14:54,043 --> 00:14:55,643
But yours just went on and on,
with zero fucking commitment.

378
00:14:55,683 --> 00:14:57,843
You don't even believe your lie!

379
00:14:57,883 --> 00:15:00,043
You're all fucking doing it,
everyone of you.

380
00:15:00,083 --> 00:15:02,043
Man, woman or tiny plastic foetus
covered in fucking weird hair,

381
00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:03,683
Man, woman or tiny plastic foetus
covered in fucking weird hair,

382
00:15:03,723 --> 00:15:07,283
we're in it together. Now you,
tell me what's involved, come on.

383
00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:08,883
You'd do that for me?
Yeah, I would.

384
00:15:08,923 --> 00:15:10,043
I don't want to do that for you.
I'm touched. You're good friends.

385
00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:12,923
I don't want to do that for you.
I'm touched. You're good friends.

386
00:15:13,603 --> 00:15:15,243
Just keep your hands off my food

387
00:15:15,283 --> 00:15:17,563
and don't be looking in my bedroom
drawers.

388
00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:18,043
All right. Now, I do have to look up
your urethra.

389
00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:20,083
All right. Now, I do have to look up
your urethra.

390
00:15:20,123 --> 00:15:22,003
Because the nurse...
I promised the nurse.

391
00:15:22,043 --> 00:15:23,843
I just gotta get through the pubes.

392
00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:28,283
Chain Gang

393
00:15:28,323 --> 00:15:29,443
# That's the style of the man

394
00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:34,043
Hey!

395
00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:34,163
Hey!

396
00:15:38,203 --> 00:15:39,603
For fuck sake, can you look at it?

397
00:15:39,643 --> 00:15:42,043
It says on Jim's shitty
instructions, do it firmly!

398
00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:43,123
It says on Jim's shitty
instructions, do it firmly!

399
00:15:43,163 --> 00:15:44,323
JJ, I'm doing it firmly!

400
00:15:44,363 --> 00:15:47,083
I don't wanna fucking hurt
her boobs, man. You know?

401
00:15:47,123 --> 00:15:49,323
Here you are, check this out.

402
00:15:52,803 --> 00:15:55,763
Cardi... Cardi, are you gonna
help us or what?

403
00:15:55,803 --> 00:15:58,043
Dude, she needs feeding.
And then she needs winding.

404
00:15:58,043 --> 00:15:58,483
Dude, she needs feeding.
And then she needs winding.

405
00:15:58,523 --> 00:16:00,163
Where's Carol, can't Carol do it?

406
00:16:00,203 --> 00:16:01,963
Carol did the fucking night,
she's exhausted.

407
00:16:04,563 --> 00:16:06,043
It's just a fucking doll!
I'm gonna throttle him!

408
00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:06,603
It's just a fucking doll!
I'm gonna throttle him!

409
00:16:06,643 --> 00:16:08,723
I'm gonna throttle him, Dylan!

410
00:16:08,763 --> 00:16:11,243
# Huh uh uh uh-uh uh

411
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,243
# My work is so hard...

412
00:16:18,523 --> 00:16:20,403
Lord God, Jesus Christ,

413
00:16:20,443 --> 00:16:22,043
it's fucking hard work, innit?
Eh?

414
00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:23,563
it's fucking hard work, innit?
Eh?

415
00:16:23,603 --> 00:16:25,723
I've got new-found respect for that
skinny little twat.

416
00:16:25,763 --> 00:16:28,083
He does this all on his own.

417
00:16:28,123 --> 00:16:30,043
I can't do this anymore.
Me neither lads, I'm exhausted.

418
00:16:30,043 --> 00:16:31,163
I can't do this anymore.
Me neither lads, I'm exhausted.

419
00:16:31,203 --> 00:16:32,843
I think I've got an idea.

420
00:16:32,883 --> 00:16:35,563
Didn't Jim say Shirley was
building a petting zoo?
And a cafeteria.

421
00:16:35,603 --> 00:16:37,203
Fuck me. And cafeteria.

422
00:16:37,243 --> 00:16:38,043
And?
Back in half an hour.

423
00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:38,683
And?
Back in half an hour.

424
00:16:38,723 --> 00:16:40,683
Shall we put a brew on?
We'll get a brew.

425
00:16:40,723 --> 00:16:42,603
Cardi, come and have a brew with me,
love. Fuck me.

426
00:16:42,643 --> 00:16:43,803
I'll take her.
No, I've got her.

427
00:16:43,843 --> 00:16:46,043
No it's all right.
I've got her! All right...

428
00:16:47,203 --> 00:16:51,203
Oh aye. Watch out, JJ, look like
Sugar's getting some ideas there.

429
00:16:51,243 --> 00:16:54,043
We're having unprotected sex
actually, twice a week.

430
00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:54,483
We're having unprotected sex
actually, twice a week.

431
00:16:54,523 --> 00:16:56,523
It's a bit like Russian roulette,
but no gun.

432
00:16:56,563 --> 00:16:59,043
Just a penis and a vagina.

433
00:17:02,763 --> 00:17:04,803
This is Manolito's massive
stupid house.

434
00:17:04,843 --> 00:17:08,443
This is his massive stupid garden.
Guess what? It's got a fucking maze.

435
00:17:08,483 --> 00:17:10,043
A-maze-ing.
Dickhead.

436
00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:10,683
A-maze-ing.
Dickhead.

437
00:17:10,723 --> 00:17:13,483
Now, THAT'S the zoo.
That's where the crettings are kept.

438
00:17:13,523 --> 00:17:15,763
But how are you gonna get
a dozen animals out of there?

439
00:17:15,803 --> 00:17:18,043
It's not a problem - boxes, cages,
that kind of shit.

440
00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:18,323
It's not a problem - boxes, cages,
that kind of shit.

441
00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:20,763
This is my problem.
I don't know how the fuck to get in

442
00:17:20,803 --> 00:17:24,203
this massive perimeter
bloody hedge fence thing.

443
00:17:24,243 --> 00:17:26,043
If we do manage it,
at the back there's a gate.

444
00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:27,083
If we do manage it,
at the back there's a gate.

445
00:17:27,123 --> 00:17:30,443
That'll only open from the inside,
yeah, that's our way out.

446
00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,643
Can I just say, for the record,
and I wnt it put in the minutes,

447
00:17:33,683 --> 00:17:34,043
I do not approve of the
aforementioned exotic zoo heist.

448
00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:36,643
I do not approve of the
aforementioned exotic zoo heist.

449
00:17:36,683 --> 00:17:39,443
Yes, me neither.
Stealing fucking zoo animals

450
00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:42,043
never ended well for us. I'll tell
you the reason we're doing it.

451
00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:42,443
never ended well for us. I'll tell
you the reason we're doing it.

452
00:17:42,483 --> 00:17:45,323
Is because, A, these animals
are worth a fucking fortune.

453
00:17:45,363 --> 00:17:47,443
Because, he's a knob.
He is.

454
00:17:47,483 --> 00:17:49,323
And three...
C!

455
00:17:49,363 --> 00:17:50,043
It's fucking C. A, B, C, in't it?

456
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:51,243
It's fucking C. A, B, C, in't it?

457
00:17:51,283 --> 00:17:54,243
Not A, B, Three. Can no-one
stick to a simple fucking system?

458
00:17:54,283 --> 00:17:57,043
It's A, B, C, in't it?
Well, fucking three, then!

459
00:17:57,083 --> 00:17:58,043
C!
C, then!

460
00:17:58,043 --> 00:17:58,523
C!
C, then!

461
00:17:58,563 --> 00:17:59,803
Fucking C, C! C!

462
00:17:59,843 --> 00:18:04,363
Just fucking C. I've just forgotten
everything!

463
00:18:04,403 --> 00:18:06,043
What the mucky fuck is up
with that thing? Christ!

464
00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:07,563
What the mucky fuck is up
with that thing? Christ!

465
00:18:07,603 --> 00:18:09,883
Cardi, give it here,
let me change it. No, Tommo...

466
00:18:09,923 --> 00:18:11,443
Hey Cardi, Cardi? Cardi? Cardigan?

467
00:18:11,483 --> 00:18:13,283
I'm very good with children,
aren't I?

468
00:18:13,323 --> 00:18:14,043
Come on. There we go, lovely. Aww!

469
00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:17,683
Come on. There we go, lovely. Aww!

470
00:18:17,723 --> 00:18:20,123
Get the head. Get the head.
I've got it. Don't worry.

471
00:18:20,163 --> 00:18:22,043
- Then you just go..
- Tommo!

472
00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,123
- Then you just go..
- Tommo!

473
00:18:23,163 --> 00:18:27,283
Avante. What is wrong with you,
you fucking monster?

474
00:18:28,323 --> 00:18:30,043
Given it something to cry about,
haven't I?

475
00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:30,363
Given it something to cry about,
haven't I?

476
00:18:30,403 --> 00:18:33,283
He's learning to parent, you dick!
Hang the fuck on a minute.

477
00:18:33,323 --> 00:18:34,763
Am I in a fucking parallel universe?

478
00:18:34,803 --> 00:18:38,003
Am I the only one who can see the
massive fucking elephant in the
room,

479
00:18:38,043 --> 00:18:40,443
sitting here
drinking a cup of tea with us?

480
00:18:40,483 --> 00:18:43,683
Carol is nearly 50. Who the
fuck's he gonna have a baby with?

481
00:18:43,723 --> 00:18:45,563
Shut up, you dickhead!
What do you...

482
00:18:45,603 --> 00:18:46,043
You've just slam-dunked his Asian
baby on a fucking ammo crate!

483
00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:49,483
You've just slam-dunked his Asian
baby on a fucking ammo crate!

484
00:18:49,523 --> 00:18:52,083
He's trying to be a dad

485
00:18:52,123 --> 00:18:54,043
and we have to break the shit
to him gentle.

486
00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,043
and we have to break the shit
to him gentle.

487
00:18:55,083 --> 00:18:56,203
Honesty is the best policy.

488
00:18:56,243 --> 00:18:59,963
He's got more chance conceiving
with Alison, the fucking sex doll.

489
00:19:00,003 --> 00:19:02,043
All right, just shush.
What kind of a maze is it?

490
00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:03,083
All right, just shush.
What kind of a maze is it?

491
00:19:03,123 --> 00:19:04,963
What do you mean,
what kind of a fucking ma...?

492
00:19:05,003 --> 00:19:08,283
What is it made out of?
don't know what it's fucking...

493
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,043
trees, bushes, fucking hedges.
It's a maze!

494
00:19:10,043 --> 00:19:11,043
trees, bushes, fucking hedges.
It's a maze!

495
00:19:11,083 --> 00:19:12,363
That's a-maze-ing stuff!

496
00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:15,763
Fuck dude. Shit!
Well, dude, there's your answer.

497
00:19:15,803 --> 00:19:18,043
Over the hedge and into the maze.
As luck would have it.

498
00:19:18,043 --> 00:19:18,883
Over the hedge and into the maze.
As luck would have it.

499
00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:21,843
I'm fixing this contractor's van,
the one that fixes street lights,

500
00:19:21,883 --> 00:19:24,523
- I can let you lot up and over.
- 'Ey up!

501
00:19:25,323 --> 00:19:26,043
Oh. He's very good. Very good.

502
00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:27,723
Oh. He's very good. Very good.

503
00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:33,323
Very, very sexual. Very,
very sexual. Very, very sexual.

504
00:19:33,363 --> 00:19:34,043
Very, very sexual.

505
00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:35,083
Very, very sexual.

506
00:19:35,123 --> 00:19:38,603
Very, very sexual.
Voila. Problem solved.

507
00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:42,043
Who are they? What? Hired help.
Say hello to Codrin and his mates.

508
00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:44,563
Who are they? What? Hired help.
Say hello to Codrin and his mates.

509
00:19:44,603 --> 00:19:47,763
You all right, Codrin?
Hi. Jim'll lose his mind.

510
00:19:47,803 --> 00:19:49,203
What Jim doesn't know
won't hurt him.

511
00:19:49,243 --> 00:19:50,043
Where have you got the money,
though?

512
00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:50,723
Where have you got the money,
though?

513
00:19:50,763 --> 00:19:51,923
How're you gonna pay 'em?

514
00:19:51,963 --> 00:19:54,523
Profits from the intended
sale of the exotic animals?

515
00:19:54,563 --> 00:19:58,043
Hold on. Who the fuck is gonna buy
these buggers anyway?

516
00:19:58,083 --> 00:20:01,443
Exotic animals?
Yeah. Exotic animals.

517
00:20:01,483 --> 00:20:04,283
Do I look like a bloke that
deals in exotic animals?

518
00:20:04,323 --> 00:20:06,043
No, you look like the walking
embodiment of gout.

519
00:20:06,043 --> 00:20:07,403
No, you look like the walking
embodiment of gout.

520
00:20:10,123 --> 00:20:11,643
What are they?

521
00:20:11,683 --> 00:20:13,043
Different types.
Bloody monkey thing.

522
00:20:13,083 --> 00:20:14,043
There's a massive emu.
There's a bleedin' skunk.

523
00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:15,083
There's a massive emu.
There's a bleedin' skunk.

524
00:20:15,123 --> 00:20:17,683
When was the last time you seen
a skunk? I'm looking at one.

525
00:20:17,723 --> 00:20:21,283
Fucker. They're worth a fucking
fortune is what I'm saying.

526
00:20:21,323 --> 00:20:22,043
And if you can find a buyer,
you'll get a cut.

527
00:20:22,043 --> 00:20:22,883
And if you can find a buyer,
you'll get a cut.

528
00:20:22,923 --> 00:20:25,763
How's them apples?
50-50.

529
00:20:26,483 --> 00:20:28,643
5-50?
Are you out of your fucking mind?

530
00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:29,843
10% is what you can have!

531
00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:30,043
10%? That hurts, Vincent.
Have you heard this, Calvin?

532
00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:35,523
10%? That hurts, Vincent.
Have you heard this, Calvin?

533
00:20:35,563 --> 00:20:38,043
That hurts.
All right, then. 15. 15%.

534
00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:38,163
That hurts.
All right, then. 15. 15%.

535
00:20:38,203 --> 00:20:40,483
I think it's angina.
I fucking wish it was.

536
00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:42,683
Shall I call an ambulance?
Pain's going down m arm.

537
00:20:42,723 --> 00:20:46,043
All right, give over.
20% That's fair.

538
00:20:46,043 --> 00:20:46,323
All right, give over.
20% That's fair.

539
00:20:46,363 --> 00:20:48,723
Fuck off, Dan! 25.

540
00:20:48,763 --> 00:20:50,723
I'm not going lower than 25,
you cunt.

541
00:20:52,283 --> 00:20:53,723
Oh, mummy. Daddy.

542
00:20:54,723 --> 00:20:57,323
Are you dead?

543
00:20:57,363 --> 00:21:00,003
Oh, no,
whatever will we do, Calvin?

544
00:21:00,043 --> 00:21:02,043
He's finally passed
away from being an horrible cunt.

545
00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:02,803
He's finally passed
away from being an horrible cunt.

546
00:21:02,843 --> 00:21:05,483
30%, and that's me going out
on a limb. Fuck!

547
00:21:13,723 --> 00:21:17,163
Cardi, what's up? 'He's leaving
now.' Right, roger that.

548
00:21:17,203 --> 00:21:18,043
He's wearing s-snake skin shoes.

549
00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:20,763
He's wearing s-snake skin shoes.

550
00:21:20,803 --> 00:21:22,163
Is that fucking relevant?

551
00:21:22,203 --> 00:21:25,243
No, not really, no.
They're nice, though.

552
00:21:25,283 --> 00:21:26,043
Jesus Christ!
Right, you lot, let's get going.

553
00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:29,563
Jesus Christ!
Right, you lot, let's get going.

554
00:21:31,283 --> 00:21:33,603
Hey. Hey. Hey. Jogger.
Jogger. Jogger.

555
00:21:33,643 --> 00:21:34,043
Pretend you're like doing something.
Doing something? Doing what?

556
00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,243
Pretend you're like doing something.
Doing something? Doing what?

557
00:21:36,283 --> 00:21:37,803
Hello, you all right?

558
00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:39,523
Evening.
How's it going? You all right?

559
00:21:39,563 --> 00:21:41,563
How are you?
It's looking good.

560
00:21:43,603 --> 00:21:45,723
Right, that'll do.
It's a bit high.

561
00:21:45,763 --> 00:21:48,483
Hurry up, will you? You do it!
You're bigger than me.

562
00:21:48,523 --> 00:21:50,043
And you're already up there!

563
00:21:50,043 --> 00:21:51,763
And you're already up there!

564
00:21:51,803 --> 00:21:53,323
Be careful now, man.

565
00:21:53,363 --> 00:21:55,403
I can't believe we're lobbing
ourselves off an 'edge.

566
00:21:55,443 --> 00:21:58,043
Just shut up,
it's the only way in, dude!

567
00:21:58,043 --> 00:21:58,683
Just shut up,
it's the only way in, dude!

568
00:22:00,883 --> 00:22:04,603
You all right? Brambles just break
the shite out of my undercarriage!

569
00:22:04,643 --> 00:22:06,043
He's not selling it, is he?
Fuck me.

570
00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:06,603
He's not selling it, is he?
Fuck me.

571
00:22:12,283 --> 00:22:13,403
You all right?
Yeah.

572
00:22:16,163 --> 00:22:17,763
Urgh! Shut the fuck up.

573
00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,603
The secret to finding your way
out of a maze

574
00:22:19,643 --> 00:22:22,043
is to put your hand on the right
side, keep touching it

575
00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:23,043
is to put your hand on the right
side, keep touching it

576
00:22:23,083 --> 00:22:25,003
and choose a direction.

577
00:22:25,043 --> 00:22:26,803
Which way?
Left.

578
00:22:26,843 --> 00:22:28,803
What? Left.
Go right.

579
00:22:28,843 --> 00:22:30,043
Fucking brilliant. Tommo?
Fucking left.

580
00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:30,803
Fucking brilliant. Tommo?
Fucking left.

581
00:22:30,843 --> 00:22:33,083
Left it is.
We'll go left, then.

582
00:22:33,123 --> 00:22:34,843
This isn't left. This is right.
Fuck me!

583
00:22:40,683 --> 00:22:43,323
I'll just give Carol a call,
see how baby's getting on.

584
00:22:48,123 --> 00:22:50,603
Fuck sake.

585
00:22:52,603 --> 00:22:54,043
She's fine. How many
times are you gonna call me?

586
00:22:54,043 --> 00:22:55,043
She's fine. How many
times are you gonna call me?

587
00:22:55,083 --> 00:22:56,683
Is she sleeping?

588
00:22:56,723 --> 00:22:59,363
She is.
I put her down about an hour ago

589
00:22:59,403 --> 00:23:02,043
and then I took the dog out
for a walk. I'm fucking exhausted.

590
00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:02,603
and then I took the dog out
for a walk. I'm fucking exhausted.

591
00:23:02,643 --> 00:23:05,603
Wait. You put her down
and you left her in the house

592
00:23:05,643 --> 00:23:08,323
while you took the dog out?
That's right. She was fast asleep.

593
00:23:09,803 --> 00:23:10,043
Carol, you can't leave a baby
unattended in the house.

594
00:23:10,043 --> 00:23:12,043
Carol, you can't leave a baby
unattended in the house.

595
00:23:12,083 --> 00:23:13,883
What if something had happened?
Like what?

596
00:23:13,923 --> 00:23:15,683
Like...

597
00:23:15,723 --> 00:23:18,043
Like a fucking fire...
or someone stealing her...

598
00:23:18,043 --> 00:23:20,443
Like a fucking fire...
or someone stealing her...

599
00:23:20,483 --> 00:23:22,603
I don't know, Carol.
But that's one of the rules.

600
00:23:22,643 --> 00:23:24,563
I'm back now
and she's fine there.

601
00:23:24,603 --> 00:23:26,043
I have a nice of wine on the go.

602
00:23:26,043 --> 00:23:27,003
I have a nice of wine on the go.

603
00:23:28,803 --> 00:23:33,403
W-What's that noise?
What noise?

604
00:23:34,363 --> 00:23:38,163
You're in the pub, aren't you?
No, no. I'm at home, I swear,

605
00:23:38,203 --> 00:23:40,083
That's the telly that
you hear in the background.

606
00:23:40,123 --> 00:23:42,043
No, no, no. Carol,
you can't be getting wasted.

607
00:23:42,043 --> 00:23:43,363
No, no, no. Carol,
you can't be getting wasted.

608
00:23:43,403 --> 00:23:45,683
I'm coming home.
What?

609
00:23:45,723 --> 00:23:48,563
I-I-I'm coming back.
She needs her fucking father.

610
00:23:48,603 --> 00:23:50,043
Fuck sake, he's coming back,
get them into you.

611
00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:51,483
Fuck sake, he's coming back,
get them into you.

612
00:23:51,523 --> 00:23:53,483
Shit!

613
00:23:53,523 --> 00:23:57,203
OK? I'm going home, mate.

614
00:23:57,243 --> 00:23:58,043
What?
I'm going home.

615
00:23:58,043 --> 00:24:00,443
What?
I'm going home.

616
00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:04,403
Mate, you can't just fucking bail.
We need your van for the animals.

617
00:24:04,443 --> 00:24:06,043
Yeah, well, they can travel in the
transit, can't they?

618
00:24:06,043 --> 00:24:06,563
Yeah, well, they can travel in the
transit, can't they?

619
00:24:06,603 --> 00:24:08,403
I've got responsibilities, JJ.

620
00:24:08,443 --> 00:24:10,643
Something you lot can't seem to get
your heads round.

621
00:24:10,683 --> 00:24:13,963
Cardi, you can't...
Are you being fucking serious?

622
00:24:17,723 --> 00:24:18,923
Wrong way. Go back. Go back.

623
00:24:24,883 --> 00:24:26,963
Go on, get down there.

624
00:24:28,123 --> 00:24:29,683
Vinnie?

625
00:24:32,403 --> 00:24:34,763
What the fuck are you doing?

626
00:24:38,803 --> 00:24:40,363
Right. This is it, then.

627
00:24:40,403 --> 00:24:43,443
This is how we die, in't it?
In a fucking hedge.

628
00:24:43,483 --> 00:24:46,043
They'll find our dishevelled
corpses over there by some cages

629
00:24:46,043 --> 00:24:46,403
They'll find our dishevelled
corpses over there by some cages

630
00:24:46,443 --> 00:24:48,243
and a fucking stun gun.

631
00:24:50,683 --> 00:24:52,683
It's an ornamental maze, innit?

632
00:24:52,723 --> 00:24:54,043
In a sex maniac's garden.
We can get out of this.

633
00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:54,883
In a sex maniac's garden.
We can get out of this.

634
00:24:54,923 --> 00:24:58,163
Oi, you, get the fuck up there.
Go and see if you can find the exit.

635
00:24:58,203 --> 00:25:01,323
Why me?
Cos you're the lightest one.

636
00:25:01,363 --> 00:25:02,043
Get the fuck up there, dude.

637
00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:04,283
Get the fuck up there, dude.

638
00:25:04,323 --> 00:25:07,083
Fine. But I want it taken down
in the notes

639
00:25:07,123 --> 00:25:08,523
I'm not fucking happy about it.

640
00:25:08,563 --> 00:25:10,043
He's gonna have to go on someone's
shoulders. He's ever so small.

641
00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:11,803
He's gonna have to go on someone's
shoulders. He's ever so small.

642
00:25:11,843 --> 00:25:14,763
Just lift him up!

643
00:25:14,803 --> 00:25:16,803
JJ.
Where the fuck are you?

644
00:25:18,363 --> 00:25:22,083
You just listen to me.
Get them fucking vans ready.

645
00:25:23,003 --> 00:25:24,323
I've gone hedge blind over here.

646
00:25:24,363 --> 00:25:26,043
Can you see the fucking way out?

647
00:25:26,043 --> 00:25:26,483
Can you see the fucking way out?

648
00:25:26,523 --> 00:25:29,723
- I just need to get a little bit...
- Argh!

649
00:25:31,123 --> 00:25:33,203
You got a light?
I'm trapped in brambles and thorns.

650
00:25:33,243 --> 00:25:34,043
Help me, then!
Help me, you dickheads.

651
00:25:34,043 --> 00:25:36,243
Help me, then!
Help me, you dickheads.

652
00:25:36,283 --> 00:25:38,843
Now someone's gonna
have to save the saviour.

653
00:25:43,563 --> 00:25:45,883
Ow, you're fucking
right up my arsehole.

654
00:25:51,563 --> 00:25:54,283
You all right?

655
00:25:54,323 --> 00:25:56,763
Fuck me.
Look the exit's only two turns away.

656
00:25:58,363 --> 00:25:59,843
Quick!

657
00:25:59,883 --> 00:26:02,563
# I Want Candy

658
00:26:10,923 --> 00:26:13,523
Fuck me, look at the size of him.

659
00:26:20,563 --> 00:26:22,043
Fucking Calvin. Knobhead.

660
00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:22,803
Fucking Calvin. Knobhead.

661
00:26:22,843 --> 00:26:24,843
Come on,
let's get the fuck out of here.

662
00:26:33,243 --> 00:26:36,883
Ash, Dildo, you go with JJ.
Tommy, get in the fucking van.

663
00:26:36,923 --> 00:26:38,043
# I want candy

664
00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:40,083
# I want candy

665
00:26:42,363 --> 00:26:45,163
Fucking hell!

666
00:26:45,203 --> 00:26:46,043
Wanted one fucking night off.

667
00:26:46,043 --> 00:26:47,763
Wanted one fucking night off.

668
00:26:47,803 --> 00:26:51,723
One night I just wanted to feel
free. Is that too much to ask?

669
00:26:51,763 --> 00:26:54,043
You're a mother now, Carol.
No-one said it was gonna be easy.

670
00:26:54,043 --> 00:26:54,603
You're a mother now, Carol.
No-one said it was gonna be easy.

671
00:26:54,643 --> 00:26:56,083
It's all about self-sacrifice.

672
00:26:58,443 --> 00:27:01,283
You see what you made me do?
Is it dead?

673
00:27:01,323 --> 00:27:02,043
It's not fucking dead. It's...

674
00:27:02,043 --> 00:27:02,483
It's not fucking dead. It's...

675
00:27:03,803 --> 00:27:05,563
Whack her in there, she'll be fine.

676
00:27:05,603 --> 00:27:07,243
And now it's shit itself.
Well done, Carol.

677
00:27:07,283 --> 00:27:09,883
Fucking hell.
It's not the fucking only one.

678
00:27:16,363 --> 00:27:18,043
What do you want?
What do you mean, what do I want?

679
00:27:18,043 --> 00:27:19,163
What do you want?
What do you mean, what do I want?

680
00:27:19,203 --> 00:27:20,923
I've got the animals
for you and Dan?

681
00:27:20,963 --> 00:27:24,003
He's not here.
What do you.... I tried calling you.

682
00:27:24,043 --> 00:27:26,043
What the fuck do you mean
he's not here? Where is he?

683
00:27:26,043 --> 00:27:26,203
What the fuck do you mean
he's not here? Where is he?

684
00:27:26,243 --> 00:27:28,403
He's gone home. Buyer pulled out.

685
00:27:28,443 --> 00:27:31,323
What the fuck?
Calvin, what did he say?

686
00:27:31,363 --> 00:27:33,483
I tried calling you,
you didn't answer!

687
00:27:33,523 --> 00:27:34,043
Because I was fucking stealing 'em,
Calvin!

688
00:27:34,043 --> 00:27:35,643
Because I was fucking stealing 'em,
Calvin!

689
00:27:35,683 --> 00:27:38,483
If you'd answered your phone,
you would've known that
we didn't want 'em.

690
00:27:38,523 --> 00:27:40,363
I couldn't fucking answer the phone,

691
00:27:40,403 --> 00:27:42,043
because I was stealing
the shagging animals.

692
00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:42,163
because I was stealing
the shagging animals.

693
00:27:42,203 --> 00:27:45,763
Why couldn't have just left
a fucking message,
like a normal human being?

694
00:27:45,803 --> 00:27:48,483
Because I don't speak to machines.
Course not. Why would you?

695
00:27:48,523 --> 00:27:49,563
You fucking...

696
00:27:49,603 --> 00:27:50,043
Back in, back inside.

697
00:27:50,043 --> 00:27:52,403
Back in, back inside.

698
00:27:52,443 --> 00:27:54,683
All right, Tommo?

699
00:27:54,723 --> 00:27:56,243
Are we done, then?

700
00:27:56,283 --> 00:27:57,723
Get these dickheads out of the van.

701
00:27:57,763 --> 00:27:58,043
We can't
because Chinese Dan has gone home

702
00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:00,123
We can't
because Chinese Dan has gone home

703
00:28:00,163 --> 00:28:02,723
and the fucking buyer's pulled out.

704
00:28:02,763 --> 00:28:04,763
Calvin.
Did you not think to tell us?

705
00:28:04,803 --> 00:28:06,043
Because I have had
the night from hell!

706
00:28:06,043 --> 00:28:06,723
Because I have had
the night from hell!

707
00:28:06,763 --> 00:28:09,563
I called him, he didn't answer.

708
00:28:09,603 --> 00:28:12,163
Did you try leaving a message?
I don't speak to machines.

709
00:28:12,203 --> 00:28:14,043
They're all recorded.
Them messages are on the system.

710
00:28:14,083 --> 00:28:15,643
Don't speak to machines!

711
00:28:15,683 --> 00:28:18,163
Now my trainers are wet, you cunt.

712
00:28:18,203 --> 00:28:20,803
What we gonna do now, then? Cos
I've got a van load of exotic,

713
00:28:20,843 --> 00:28:22,043
and going by their behaviour,

714
00:28:22,043 --> 00:28:22,243
and going by their behaviour,

715
00:28:22,283 --> 00:28:25,363
extremely fucking sexually charged
animals in there.

716
00:28:25,403 --> 00:28:26,883
It's not my problem.

717
00:28:26,923 --> 00:28:30,043
But if you wanna get out of them
torn clothes, you can come inside...

718
00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,843
But if you wanna get out of them
torn clothes, you can come inside...

719
00:28:31,883 --> 00:28:33,763
But it's not the moment for it,
is it, Calvin?

720
00:28:33,803 --> 00:28:37,563
Will you knob off! Go on, get gone.
Get out of it, you pig.

721
00:28:37,603 --> 00:28:38,043
Sexual predator.
He is a fucking predator.

722
00:28:38,043 --> 00:28:39,763
Sexual predator.
He is a fucking predator.

723
00:28:39,803 --> 00:28:40,803
Shit!

724
00:28:40,843 --> 00:28:44,243
Fuck me, it's Davey MacDonaugh.
Argh! Fuck! They're gonna know.

725
00:28:44,283 --> 00:28:46,043
How the fuck would they know?
Just settle down a bit.

726
00:28:46,043 --> 00:28:47,203
How the fuck would they know?
Just settle down a bit.

727
00:28:47,243 --> 00:28:50,203
Answer it, then. Maybe YOU
answer it. It's your phone!

728
00:28:50,243 --> 00:28:51,963
Just chill out! Just chill out!

729
00:28:54,923 --> 00:28:56,563
Hello?
Vincent.

730
00:28:56,603 --> 00:28:59,243
Despite the fact that you fucked
the whole thing backwards,

731
00:28:59,283 --> 00:29:02,043
I've managed to save the deal.
What do you mean? Sorry?

732
00:29:02,043 --> 00:29:02,603
I've managed to save the deal.
What do you mean? Sorry?

733
00:29:02,643 --> 00:29:04,123
I've been with Manolito for dinner

734
00:29:04,163 --> 00:29:06,403
and I've smoothed out
your fucking mess.

735
00:29:06,443 --> 00:29:10,043
The weed deal's back on.
So DON'T fuck it up again.

736
00:29:10,043 --> 00:29:11,283
The weed deal's back on.
So DON'T fuck it up again.

737
00:29:11,323 --> 00:29:13,683
Toodle-oo.
Toodle...

738
00:29:13,723 --> 00:29:15,163
He's gone. He's gone. Fuck!

739
00:29:15,203 --> 00:29:18,043
What does that mean?
How much cocaine have you done?

740
00:29:18,043 --> 00:29:18,363
What does that mean?
How much cocaine have you done?

741
00:29:18,403 --> 00:29:19,643
Get in the shagging van. Come on.

742
00:29:29,563 --> 00:29:31,763
Can't we just un-steal them?

743
00:29:31,803 --> 00:29:33,723
What, go back through that maze?
Are you joking?

744
00:29:33,763 --> 00:29:34,043
Thanks for bailing, by the way.

745
00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:35,043
Thanks for bailing, by the way.

746
00:29:35,083 --> 00:29:36,683
The baby needed me.
The baby was fine.

747
00:29:36,723 --> 00:29:39,963
The baby wasn't fine, Erin, she was
in an uns-suitable environment.

748
00:29:40,003 --> 00:29:41,683
She didn't cry once.

749
00:29:41,723 --> 00:29:42,043
Look, why don't we just
take 'em back to Manolito's, yeah,

750
00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:47,163
Look, why don't we just
take 'em back to Manolito's, yeah,

751
00:29:47,203 --> 00:29:50,043
hold our hands up and be like,
"I'm sorry for the aggravation"?

752
00:29:50,043 --> 00:29:50,563
hold our hands up and be like,
"I'm sorry for the aggravation"?

753
00:29:50,603 --> 00:29:52,363
Shit idea. Fucking terrible idea.

754
00:29:52,403 --> 00:29:54,363
What you talking about?
Fucking idiot.

755
00:29:54,403 --> 00:29:56,043
Think about what you're saying.
Sorry.

756
00:29:56,083 --> 00:29:58,043
We've stolen all of
his exotic fucking monkey children!

757
00:29:58,043 --> 00:29:59,363
We've stolen all of
his exotic fucking monkey children!

758
00:29:59,403 --> 00:30:01,083
He won't want to go into business
with us now.

759
00:30:01,123 --> 00:30:03,963
No. We need to just get shut and
pretend none of this ever happened.

760
00:30:04,003 --> 00:30:06,043
Can we not just find a new buyer?

761
00:30:06,043 --> 00:30:06,883
Can we not just find a new buyer?

762
00:30:06,923 --> 00:30:08,803
Plenty of people
must want an emu, an iguana,

763
00:30:08,843 --> 00:30:12,403
a skunk, a bunch of doves and a tiny
monkey with a horrible attitude.

764
00:30:12,443 --> 00:30:14,043
Hang on. Shirley is trying to create
a petting zoo. And cafeteria.

765
00:30:14,043 --> 00:30:17,283
Hang on. Shirley is trying to create
a petting zoo. And cafeteria.

766
00:30:17,323 --> 00:30:18,643
And a cafeteria.

767
00:30:18,683 --> 00:30:21,563
But there's loads of petting zoos.
Why don't we make it more exotic?

768
00:30:21,603 --> 00:30:22,043
Ooh.
What, like with tits and that?

769
00:30:22,043 --> 00:30:24,843
Ooh.
What, like with tits and that?

770
00:30:25,803 --> 00:30:27,003
Oh, animals, yeah.

771
00:30:29,283 --> 00:30:30,043
Voila! Eh?
Fucking hell.

772
00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:31,763
Voila! Eh?
Fucking hell.

773
00:30:31,803 --> 00:30:32,963
It's impressive, innit?

774
00:30:33,003 --> 00:30:35,043
Robbed, are they?
Where've you lifted 'em from?

775
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:36,923
Listen here. I fucking resent that.

776
00:30:36,963 --> 00:30:38,043
We have just lost a very near
and dear friend.

777
00:30:38,043 --> 00:30:38,883
We have just lost a very near
and dear friend.

778
00:30:38,923 --> 00:30:42,443
Well, friend of a friend.
Yeah, an acquaintance.

779
00:30:42,483 --> 00:30:45,363
From a long illness drawn out.
Gastric. Gastric.

780
00:30:45,403 --> 00:30:46,043
Issues. Intestinal. Yeah.
Gangrene.

781
00:30:46,043 --> 00:30:47,763
Issues. Intestinal. Yeah.
Gangrene.

782
00:30:47,803 --> 00:30:49,923
Stop! Stop making fucking words.

783
00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:53,723
Now, his family didn't know what
to do with all these tropical cunts.

784
00:30:53,763 --> 00:30:54,043
So I've been a good lad
and I've taken 'em on.

785
00:30:54,043 --> 00:30:55,563
So I've been a good lad
and I've taken 'em on.

786
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:59,723
How much?
Some rare animals in there, Shirley.

787
00:30:59,763 --> 00:31:02,043
I'm not messing around with you,
and that's a fucking skunk, right?

788
00:31:02,043 --> 00:31:02,203
I'm not messing around with you,
and that's a fucking skunk, right?

789
00:31:02,243 --> 00:31:05,363
I don't want that monkey.
Reminds me of ye Uncle Cyril.

790
00:31:05,403 --> 00:31:06,523
Just fuck the monkey, then.

791
00:31:06,563 --> 00:31:10,043
Everything in there, bar the monkey,
best offer, dig deep.

792
00:31:10,043 --> 00:31:10,523
Everything in there, bar the monkey,
best offer, dig deep.

793
00:31:12,083 --> 00:31:13,643
Two grand.
Two fucking grand?

794
00:31:13,683 --> 00:31:15,763
Fucking hell.
What are them numbers?

795
00:31:15,803 --> 00:31:18,043
What are them numbers, eh?

796
00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:18,123
What are them numbers, eh?

797
00:31:18,163 --> 00:31:21,483
After the impassioned speech
I just give you about dying fucking
boys and that.

798
00:31:21,523 --> 00:31:23,363
All right, all right...

799
00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:24,843
Three.
Three!

800
00:31:24,883 --> 00:31:26,043
I could put them online and get
15 bags all in for that shit.

801
00:31:26,043 --> 00:31:27,923
I could put them online and get
15 bags all in for that shit.

802
00:31:27,963 --> 00:31:29,163
Go on, then.
I fucking well will!

803
00:31:29,203 --> 00:31:30,763
Woah. Wait.
Get him. Get him. Get him.

804
00:31:30,803 --> 00:31:34,043
NO. Shirley. Shirley, don't.
Just come back here a minute.

805
00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:34,843
NO. Shirley. Shirley, don't.
Just come back here a minute.

806
00:31:34,883 --> 00:31:39,403
I'm sorry. I'll sort you out.
15, that's fair.

807
00:31:39,443 --> 00:31:42,043
Four.
Four? You dick.

808
00:31:42,043 --> 00:31:42,163
Four.
Four? You dick.

809
00:31:42,203 --> 00:31:46,403
Fucking...12!

810
00:31:46,443 --> 00:31:48,883
Four.
Nine and a half.

811
00:31:48,923 --> 00:31:50,043
Four. And that's my final offer.

812
00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:50,523
Four. And that's my final offer.

813
00:31:50,563 --> 00:31:52,323
Five and that's..
Six. And that's my final.

814
00:31:52,363 --> 00:31:53,563
Five.
Fuck!

815
00:31:53,603 --> 00:31:55,723
Nailed it.

816
00:31:55,763 --> 00:31:58,043
What does this fucking old cunt
want here? Shit!

817
00:31:58,043 --> 00:31:58,283
What does this fucking old cunt
want here? Shit!

818
00:31:58,323 --> 00:31:59,883
Jimbo?

819
00:32:06,563 --> 00:32:07,563
Hey. All right, lads?

820
00:32:07,603 --> 00:32:10,963
What the fuck have you brought
a monkey for?

821
00:32:11,003 --> 00:32:12,243
Brought him to cheer you up.

822
00:32:12,283 --> 00:32:14,043
Keep the fucking stupid thing.
Ow! I've been out two seconds

823
00:32:14,043 --> 00:32:16,403
Keep the fucking stupid thing.
Ow! I've been out two seconds

824
00:32:16,443 --> 00:32:18,123
and I've nearly dislocated
my fucking hip.

825
00:32:18,163 --> 00:32:20,443
Listen to me now. Seriously.

826
00:32:20,483 --> 00:32:22,043
You're not going back to the farm
today.

827
00:32:22,043 --> 00:32:22,683
You're not going back to the farm
today.

828
00:32:23,483 --> 00:32:25,003
Shirley's up there
with his petting zoo.

829
00:32:25,043 --> 00:32:28,683
And fucking cafeteria.
And the cafeteria, dude.

830
00:32:28,723 --> 00:32:30,043
You can't go back,
it's too stressful.

831
00:32:30,043 --> 00:32:30,603
You can't go back,
it's too stressful.

832
00:32:30,643 --> 00:32:32,203
Tell him, will you?

833
00:32:32,243 --> 00:32:34,683
You need to convalesce, Jim.
Do you know what I mean?

834
00:32:34,723 --> 00:32:36,723
You need to conva...conva...
Convalesce.

835
00:32:36,763 --> 00:32:38,043
You need to convalesce, Jim.
Come stay with me
for a bit in shack love.

836
00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:40,723
You need to convalesce, Jim.
Come stay with me
for a bit in shack love.

837
00:32:40,763 --> 00:32:42,203
In that shit shack?
There's no shower!

838
00:32:42,243 --> 00:32:46,043
I'm not sharing a bed with you, Vin.
I don't wanna share a bed with you!

839
00:32:46,043 --> 00:32:46,603
I'm not sharing a bed with you, Vin.
I don't wanna share a bed with you!

840
00:32:46,643 --> 00:32:48,923
With yer shit pube face,
you do my fucking head in. Ow!

841
00:32:49,923 --> 00:32:51,563
Get in the fucking van.

842
00:32:51,603 --> 00:32:54,043
Hey, it's not that bad in here, is
it? It's quite cosy on the inside.

843
00:32:54,043 --> 00:32:57,203
Hey, it's not that bad in here, is
it? It's quite cosy on the inside.

844
00:32:57,243 --> 00:33:02,043
Cosy on the inside. Like a womb.
It's nothing like a womb.

845
00:33:02,043 --> 00:33:02,563
Cosy on the inside. Like a womb.
It's nothing like a womb.

846
00:33:02,603 --> 00:33:07,963
A womb is full of amniotic fluid,
basically, six parts baby piss.

847
00:33:08,003 --> 00:33:10,043
Shut the fuck up. Listen, it's good
for you in the woods.

848
00:33:10,043 --> 00:33:10,883
Shut the fuck up. Listen, it's good
for you in the woods.

849
00:33:10,923 --> 00:33:13,443
It's gonna take your mind off
Shirley and that petting zoo
for a bit.

850
00:33:13,483 --> 00:33:15,563
Yeah, and cafeteria.
And the cafeteria also.

851
00:33:15,603 --> 00:33:17,643
Now, have you got everything
you need, you?

852
00:33:17,683 --> 00:33:18,043
What's the wifi code?
Listen to him. What's the wifi?

853
00:33:18,043 --> 00:33:21,243
What's the wifi code?
Listen to him. What's the wifi?

854
00:33:21,283 --> 00:33:24,483
You think you're in a Travelodge
or summat, this one,
do you know what I mean?

855
00:33:24,523 --> 00:33:26,043
Come on. Good lad. Yeah.

856
00:33:26,043 --> 00:33:26,443
Come on. Good lad. Yeah.

857
00:33:26,483 --> 00:33:28,683
And bring back a change of clothes.

858
00:33:28,723 --> 00:33:30,923
And don't be rooting
in my bedroom drawers!

859
00:33:30,963 --> 00:33:34,043
No-one's going in your bedroom
drawers, you fucking old turd.

860
00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:34,083
No-one's going in your bedroom
drawers, you fucking old turd.

861
00:33:34,123 --> 00:33:35,443
I wonder what's in them.

862
00:33:35,483 --> 00:33:38,243
I dread to think.
The mind boggles. Ooh!

863
00:33:38,283 --> 00:33:40,723
Hey, lad, who's this?
That's Davey and Barry MacDonagh.

864
00:33:40,763 --> 00:33:42,043
They've got that weird cunt
with the animals.

865
00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:42,523
They've got that weird cunt
with the animals.

866
00:33:42,563 --> 00:33:44,003
Go and hide the monkey.
Hide it where?

867
00:33:44,043 --> 00:33:45,563
Go and fucking hide it...

868
00:33:45,603 --> 00:33:47,883
The laundry basket or some shit
like that.

869
00:33:47,923 --> 00:33:49,163
How's it going?
Vincent...

870
00:33:49,203 --> 00:33:50,043
Hey. It's nice to see you.

871
00:33:50,043 --> 00:33:50,763
Hey. It's nice to see you.

872
00:33:50,803 --> 00:33:52,483
I'm really sorry
about the other night.

873
00:33:52,523 --> 00:33:54,843
What do you know about my animals,
Vinnie?

874
00:33:54,883 --> 00:33:57,123
Yeah. You showed us
the other night, didn't you?

875
00:33:57,163 --> 00:33:58,043
There's been a theft, Vincent.

876
00:33:58,043 --> 00:33:58,403
There's been a theft, Vincent.

877
00:33:58,443 --> 00:34:03,683
Ooh! Of the fucking animals?

878
00:34:03,723 --> 00:34:05,123
Which ones?
All of them! Oh!

879
00:34:05,163 --> 00:34:06,043
Let's just stay calm, shall we?
I very much doubt that Vincent

880
00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:08,923
Let's just stay calm, shall we?
I very much doubt that Vincent

881
00:34:08,963 --> 00:34:11,363
would be stupid enough to steal
your exotic animals.

882
00:34:11,403 --> 00:34:13,683
Isn't that right, Vincent?
Yes, that is right.

883
00:34:13,723 --> 00:34:14,043
I would never be stupid enough
to do such a thing.

884
00:34:14,043 --> 00:34:15,603
I would never be stupid enough
to do such a thing.

885
00:34:15,643 --> 00:34:17,923
I'm heartbroken.
They're my children.

886
00:34:17,963 --> 00:34:20,083
Especially Horatio.
He's my favourite.

887
00:34:20,123 --> 00:34:22,043
You were the last person to see them

888
00:34:22,043 --> 00:34:22,643
You were the last person to see them

889
00:34:22,683 --> 00:34:26,003
and you left my party
in pretty unhappy circumstances.

890
00:34:26,043 --> 00:34:27,963
Really, guys,
I'm not that type of lad.

891
00:34:28,003 --> 00:34:30,043
I'm not a type of person
that'd come back and steal

892
00:34:30,043 --> 00:34:30,363
I'm not a type of person
that'd come back and steal

893
00:34:30,403 --> 00:34:33,923
all your lovely animals, just
as petty revenge, for fuck sake.

894
00:34:33,963 --> 00:34:37,643
Check his home.
You'll only find
a pissed-up old farmer in there...

895
00:34:39,003 --> 00:34:40,003
Now, see what I mean?

896
00:34:40,043 --> 00:34:41,403
Afternoon.

897
00:34:43,403 --> 00:34:45,243
Where are my animals?
Animals?

898
00:34:45,283 --> 00:34:46,043
We're just sitting here chilling,
watching YouTube videos.

899
00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:48,283
We're just sitting here chilling,
watching YouTube videos.

900
00:34:48,323 --> 00:34:51,643
There's a lovely Brazilian hip hop
version of Haddaway, What Is Love...

901
00:34:51,683 --> 00:34:54,043
You better not have
them, Vincent. I don't, I swear it.

902
00:34:54,043 --> 00:34:56,123
You better not have
them, Vincent. I don't, I swear it.

903
00:35:19,043 --> 00:35:22,003
You've got the wrong guy.

904
00:35:22,043 --> 00:35:24,563
I just wanna do business with you,
that's fucking it.

905
00:35:24,603 --> 00:35:26,043
I don't wanna nick
your bloody animals. Christ.

906
00:35:26,043 --> 00:35:26,763
I don't wanna nick
your bloody animals. Christ.

907
00:35:27,963 --> 00:35:30,203
OK... But can I trust you?

908
00:35:30,243 --> 00:35:33,603
Fucking yeah, you can trust me.
Ask anyone round here.

909
00:35:33,643 --> 00:35:34,043
I'm not anyone...
Christ.

910
00:35:34,043 --> 00:35:35,203
I'm not anyone...
Christ.

911
00:35:35,243 --> 00:35:39,083
I wouldn't trust him in my house
on his own, not near my drawers.

912
00:35:39,123 --> 00:35:41,523
He's a right nosy bastard.

913
00:35:41,563 --> 00:35:42,043
Syphilis. It's fucked his head up.
Don't listen. Ask anyone normal.

914
00:35:42,043 --> 00:35:45,243
Syphilis. It's fucked his head up.
Don't listen. Ask anyone normal.

915
00:35:45,283 --> 00:35:48,443
Not anyone.
Fuck's wrong with you?

916
00:35:48,483 --> 00:35:50,043
Alas...
Alas, guys, come on.

917
00:35:50,043 --> 00:35:50,643
Alas...
Alas, guys, come on.

918
00:35:51,403 --> 00:35:54,163
We got a deal here or what?

919
00:35:55,043 --> 00:35:56,363
OK.
See!

920
00:35:56,403 --> 00:35:58,043
Oh, fuck!

921
00:35:58,043 --> 00:35:59,323
Oh, fuck!

922
00:35:59,363 --> 00:36:00,763
Go!

923
00:36:19,603 --> 00:36:22,043
Shirley? Shirley?!
What?

924
00:36:22,043 --> 00:36:22,203
Shirley? Shirley?!
What?

925
00:36:22,243 --> 00:36:25,123
Fuck. Shirley?

926
00:36:25,163 --> 00:36:29,323
Shirley, I'm fucking sorry, man,
I'm gonna have to ask for
them animals back.

927
00:36:29,363 --> 00:36:30,043
Too late, I've sold 'em.
What the fuck do you mean? When?

928
00:36:30,043 --> 00:36:32,123
Too late, I've sold 'em.
What the fuck do you mean? When?

929
00:36:32,163 --> 00:36:34,203
Just now, he's just left.
Fuck!

930
00:36:34,243 --> 00:36:37,483
I thought you wanted them
for your dickhead petting zoo thing.

931
00:36:37,523 --> 00:36:38,043
Went online. You were right.
Collector he is.

932
00:36:38,043 --> 00:36:40,243
Went online. You were right.
Collector he is.

933
00:36:40,283 --> 00:36:41,603
Earned a nice little profit.

934
00:36:41,643 --> 00:36:44,403
"Earned a nice little profit"?
You shit dickhead.!

935
00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:46,043
Ashley?
Always me hair. Always me hair!

936
00:36:46,043 --> 00:36:46,323
Ashley?
Always me hair. Always me hair!

937
00:36:46,363 --> 00:36:48,803
We need to follow that van!

938
00:36:57,123 --> 00:37:00,003
Laura

939
00:37:01,523 --> 00:37:02,043
Here we go!

940
00:37:02,043 --> 00:37:03,763
Here we go!

941
00:37:09,203 --> 00:37:10,043
Don't fucking kill us, Vin!

942
00:37:10,043 --> 00:37:12,523
Don't fucking kill us, Vin!

943
00:37:12,563 --> 00:37:14,723
Fucking hell, was it Cardi, that?
Yeah, it was.

944
00:37:14,763 --> 00:37:16,163
Hurry up, they're getting away!

945
00:37:16,203 --> 00:37:17,883
The fucking baby, Carol,

946
00:37:17,923 --> 00:37:18,043
you didn't strap her in!
Oh, I got distracted!

947
00:37:18,043 --> 00:37:20,603
you didn't strap her in!
Oh, I got distracted!

948
00:37:20,643 --> 00:37:23,443
You're a terrible mother!
Oh, really?

949
00:37:23,483 --> 00:37:25,123
Well, I mother you, don't I?

950
00:37:25,163 --> 00:37:26,043
You're like a grown baby man, Cardi.

951
00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:27,003
You're like a grown baby man, Cardi.

952
00:37:27,043 --> 00:37:29,283
Well, you'll be better off
without us, then, won't you?

953
00:37:29,323 --> 00:37:30,443
Yeah, I fucking would.

954
00:37:32,003 --> 00:37:34,043
# Sh'mon, sh'mon

955
00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:34,403
# Sh'mon, sh'mon

956
00:37:34,443 --> 00:37:37,683
# Where is your love?

957
00:37:37,723 --> 00:37:39,883
# Don't you give me your love...

958
00:37:41,363 --> 00:37:42,043
Here we go. Here we go.
Tell 'em.

959
00:37:42,043 --> 00:37:43,123
Here we go. Here we go.
Tell 'em.

960
00:37:43,163 --> 00:37:45,803
It's an emergency!
Pull over.

961
00:37:50,443 --> 00:37:54,403
Fuck me! No, no, no.
Get in here, you big, you big shit.

962
00:37:54,443 --> 00:37:56,803
Listen, we just go easy on 'em.

963
00:37:56,843 --> 00:37:58,043
They've done nothing wrong.
We're not gonna hurt 'em.

964
00:37:58,043 --> 00:37:58,803
They've done nothing wrong.
We're not gonna hurt 'em.

965
00:37:58,843 --> 00:38:01,483
They've bought the animals
in...in good faith.

966
00:38:01,523 --> 00:38:04,123
Yeah, just be reasonable.
Just be fucking reasonable dude.

967
00:38:04,163 --> 00:38:05,723
Be reasonable.

968
00:38:05,763 --> 00:38:06,043
All right, lads, I'm ever so sorry.

969
00:38:06,043 --> 00:38:07,243
All right, lads, I'm ever so sorry.

970
00:38:07,283 --> 00:38:10,043
What the fuck are you doing,
you goons? I know, I'm sorry.

971
00:38:10,083 --> 00:38:12,283
You nearly had us
off the fucking road.

972
00:38:15,083 --> 00:38:17,483
What about that chat we just had?
They were rude.

973
00:38:19,043 --> 00:38:21,723
Why do...
Why do I get the big one, dude?

974
00:38:21,763 --> 00:38:22,043
Right, you get in, rascal...
What you doing, dude?

975
00:38:22,043 --> 00:38:26,043
Right, you get in, rascal...
What you doing, dude?

976
00:38:26,083 --> 00:38:28,883
Making them bum.
Don't make 'em...

977
00:38:28,923 --> 00:38:30,043
Don't make 'em bum. Get in the
fucking van. Not this van!

978
00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:32,283
Don't make 'em bum. Get in the
fucking van. Not this van!

979
00:38:32,323 --> 00:38:33,683
That van there!

980
00:38:33,723 --> 00:38:35,403
Driving side, Ashley!

981
00:38:35,443 --> 00:38:37,323
Shit! Fuck sake, dude.

982
00:38:38,003 --> 00:38:38,043
Liberty Belle

983
00:38:38,043 --> 00:38:39,363
Liberty Belle

984
00:38:39,403 --> 00:38:41,803
# That violence
that you get around here

985
00:38:41,843 --> 00:38:44,403
# That kind of ready-steady violence

986
00:38:44,443 --> 00:38:46,043
# That violent "How do you do?"

987
00:38:46,043 --> 00:38:46,283
# That violent "How do you do?"

988
00:38:46,323 --> 00:38:48,243
Cheers, mate!

989
00:38:49,323 --> 00:38:50,323
Ladies.

990
00:38:52,043 --> 00:38:53,403
Oh shit.

991
00:38:53,443 --> 00:38:54,043
Who the fuck are they? Ow!

992
00:38:54,043 --> 00:38:56,203
Who the fuck are they? Ow!

993
00:38:56,243 --> 00:38:58,363
# Just like you
Man is on the nod, yeah

994
00:38:58,403 --> 00:39:00,963
# What you gonna do about it?

995
00:39:01,003 --> 00:39:02,043
Now then, Bredrin. Super scary dude.
It's mental.

996
00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:04,003
Now then, Bredrin. Super scary dude.
It's mental.

997
00:39:04,043 --> 00:39:07,323
Get the fucking animals up, quick!
Don't let anyone see you.

998
00:39:07,363 --> 00:39:09,843
What the fuck are them gloves, bruv?
What you mean?

999
00:39:09,883 --> 00:39:10,043
Got to be protected, man.
Got that? Yeah.

1000
00:39:10,043 --> 00:39:12,363
Got to be protected, man.
Got that? Yeah.

1001
00:39:17,563 --> 00:39:18,043
Fucking hell.
They can't stay here, Vin.

1002
00:39:18,043 --> 00:39:20,643
Fucking hell.
They can't stay here, Vin.

1003
00:39:20,683 --> 00:39:21,923
Obviously they can't!

1004
00:39:21,963 --> 00:39:24,203
This isn't a permanent solution,
is it.

1005
00:39:25,883 --> 00:39:26,043
It's Davey MacDonaugh.
We are so fucked.

1006
00:39:26,043 --> 00:39:27,723
It's Davey MacDonaugh.
We are so fucked.

1007
00:39:27,763 --> 00:39:29,483
"W2"?

1008
00:39:29,523 --> 00:39:30,643
This was your fucking idea.

1009
00:39:30,683 --> 00:39:33,323
I am just a single bystander
in this fucking bullshit.

1010
00:39:33,363 --> 00:39:34,043
You're involved is what you were.

1011
00:39:34,043 --> 00:39:35,643
You're involved is what you were.

1012
00:39:35,683 --> 00:39:36,923
You helped us break in, you dick.

1013
00:39:36,963 --> 00:39:38,443
Woah, woah, woah!

1014
00:39:38,483 --> 00:39:40,123
What did I say about
stealing animals?

1015
00:39:40,163 --> 00:39:42,043
It always fucking goes wrong!
You did say that. You're right.

1016
00:39:42,043 --> 00:39:43,323
It always fucking goes wrong!
You did say that. You're right.

1017
00:39:43,363 --> 00:39:45,443
You're fucking right. Shit!

1018
00:39:45,483 --> 00:39:46,603
It's a learning curve.

1019
00:39:46,643 --> 00:39:50,043
But right now, what are we gonna
fucking do with all these?

1020
00:39:50,043 --> 00:39:50,163
But right now, what are we gonna
fucking do with all these?

1021
00:39:50,203 --> 00:39:52,883
Can I keep Horatio's twin brother?
No.

1022
00:39:52,923 --> 00:39:56,443
Wait, right, he knows you've taken
'em, so the deal is fucked anyway.

1023
00:39:56,483 --> 00:39:58,043
Show him your honour. Just take 'em
back, just tell 'em

1024
00:39:58,043 --> 00:39:59,283
Show him your honour. Just take 'em
back, just tell 'em

1025
00:39:59,323 --> 00:40:01,243
you only nicked 'em
because of how he treated you.

1026
00:40:01,283 --> 00:40:03,763
Be honest is basically
what you're saying? Yes!

1027
00:40:03,803 --> 00:40:06,003
It's not a bad idea.
Thank you

1028
00:40:06,043 --> 00:40:10,003
I'm just gonna suggest...leverage.

1029
00:40:10,043 --> 00:40:12,203
Fuck Vin!
We need a fucking dealer,

1030
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,043
and he wants his exotic animals
back, do you know what I mean?

1031
00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:14,683
and he wants his exotic animals
back, do you know what I mean?

1032
00:40:14,723 --> 00:40:17,483
Let's just cut the bugger a deal.
Or they might cut your balls off.

1033
00:40:17,523 --> 00:40:19,203
He called them his children.

1034
00:40:19,243 --> 00:40:22,043
People will do anything to get
their fucking kids back.

1035
00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:22,123
People will do anything to get
their fucking kids back.

1036
00:40:22,163 --> 00:40:26,883
Look at, um, Liam Neeson in Taken.
And Taken two. And Taken Three.

1037
00:40:26,923 --> 00:40:29,043
How many fucking films
are there? Too many Takens.

1038
00:40:29,083 --> 00:40:30,043
This guy's a bit bloody unlucky.
First it's his fucking daughter,
then his wife.

1039
00:40:30,043 --> 00:40:33,203
This guy's a bit bloody unlucky.
First it's his fucking daughter,
then his wife.

1040
00:40:33,243 --> 00:40:34,763
I haven't even seen
the third one.

1041
00:40:34,803 --> 00:40:36,203
Both of them with the third one.
Christ!

1042
00:40:36,243 --> 00:40:38,043
You forget that these are deeply
implausible Hollywood films

1043
00:40:38,043 --> 00:40:39,163
You forget that these are deeply
implausible Hollywood films

1044
00:40:39,203 --> 00:40:40,563
and Davey's gonna kill us!

1045
00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:45,483
Fuck me. You're right, he's right.
As per fucking usual. Dylan's right.

1046
00:40:47,483 --> 00:40:49,803
We're doing leverage?
Leverage! Leverage!

1047
00:40:49,843 --> 00:40:51,403
We're doing leverage, fuckers.

1048
00:40:52,643 --> 00:40:54,043
Right, milking's done.
Cleaning's done.

1049
00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:55,483
Right, milking's done.
Cleaning's done.

1050
00:40:55,523 --> 00:40:57,003
And all your cattle
are in the field.

1051
00:40:57,043 --> 00:40:59,123
And we've organised
your bottling shed. Yeah.

1052
00:40:59,163 --> 00:41:01,643
This place is in a better state
than what you left it in, Jim.

1053
00:41:01,683 --> 00:41:02,043
That doesn't make it right.

1054
00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:03,283
That doesn't make it right.

1055
00:41:03,323 --> 00:41:06,283
I left my farm in your English
hands,

1056
00:41:06,323 --> 00:41:08,763
and from your manicured
English hands,

1057
00:41:08,803 --> 00:41:10,043
YOU have handed it across
to all and sundry -

1058
00:41:10,043 --> 00:41:11,923
YOU have handed it across
to all and sundry -

1059
00:41:11,963 --> 00:41:14,923
They're just people, Jim.
From a different country.

1060
00:41:14,963 --> 00:41:16,483
And they're hard-working.

1061
00:41:16,523 --> 00:41:18,043
They're prepared to do your shit
for low wages

1062
00:41:18,043 --> 00:41:18,523
They're prepared to do your shit
for low wages

1063
00:41:18,563 --> 00:41:19,923
while you're incapable.

1064
00:41:19,963 --> 00:41:23,243
Codrin.
Ah, Codrin, Danut, Livue.

1065
00:41:23,283 --> 00:41:26,043
This is Jim.
Hello, Jim. Cozonac?

1066
00:41:26,043 --> 00:41:27,603
This is Jim.
Hello, Jim. Cozonac?

1067
00:41:27,643 --> 00:41:31,803
Where are you from?
Fucking...Transylvania?

1068
00:41:31,843 --> 00:41:34,043
Yes.
But not worry, we're not Dracula.

1069
00:41:34,043 --> 00:41:34,643
Yes.
But not worry, we're not Dracula.

1070
00:41:36,283 --> 00:41:37,523
Where's that prick O'Neil?

1071
00:41:37,563 --> 00:41:42,043
What do you want,
you foot-shooting twat?

1072
00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:42,403
What do you want,
you foot-shooting twat?

1073
00:41:42,443 --> 00:41:45,843
What are they doing here?
What's it to you?

1074
00:41:45,883 --> 00:41:47,563
They're MY workers.

1075
00:41:47,603 --> 00:41:49,923
They're part of the team
on my petting zoo.

1076
00:41:49,963 --> 00:41:50,043
And cafeteria.
And cafeteria.

1077
00:41:50,043 --> 00:41:51,483
And cafeteria.
And cafeteria.

1078
00:41:51,523 --> 00:41:54,283
Well,
they're MY fucking workers now.

1079
00:41:54,323 --> 00:41:58,003
So take your stupid blonde hair
and get fucked.

1080
00:41:58,043 --> 00:42:02,043
YOUR fucking workers?
MY fucking workers.

1081
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:03,603
They're MY workers.
My fucking workers.

1082
00:42:03,643 --> 00:42:05,883
Oh yeah, yeah.
You'll be here for a while.

1083
00:42:05,923 --> 00:42:06,043
MY fucking workers!

1084
00:42:06,043 --> 00:42:07,563
MY fucking workers!

1085
00:42:12,563 --> 00:42:13,923
Come through.

1086
00:42:13,963 --> 00:42:14,043
He wants to see us in the maze. Why
does he wanna meet in a maze, man?

1087
00:42:14,043 --> 00:42:17,043
He wants to see us in the maze. Why
does he wanna meet in a maze, man?

1088
00:42:17,083 --> 00:42:20,323
That's a shite place for a meeting.
Not an a-maze-ing place to meet!

1089
00:42:20,363 --> 00:42:22,043
I do not like this.
I do not like this one bit.

1090
00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:22,883
I do not like this.
I do not like this one bit.

1091
00:42:22,923 --> 00:42:24,243
It's all right. Chill.

1092
00:42:24,283 --> 00:42:26,123
Just remember how to find your way
out again.

1093
00:42:26,163 --> 00:42:28,323
Cos that worked so well last time.

1094
00:42:33,243 --> 00:42:35,123
Well, well, well...

1095
00:42:35,163 --> 00:42:36,683
if it isn't the exotic
animal thieves.

1096
00:42:36,723 --> 00:42:38,043
We're fucking sorry about that.
Give over Dyl, you tart.

1097
00:42:38,043 --> 00:42:39,243
We're fucking sorry about that.
Give over Dyl, you tart.

1098
00:42:39,283 --> 00:42:43,603
Now, honestly, we did. We stole your
fucking animals, in part of revenge,

1099
00:42:43,643 --> 00:42:46,043
because you were a bit of a knob.
But, look, look, look.

1100
00:42:46,083 --> 00:42:49,843
If you want a deal, you can have
every single one of them back.

1101
00:42:49,883 --> 00:42:52,363
And you can have them back
this very evening.

1102
00:42:52,403 --> 00:42:54,043
That sounds fair to me.
That does sound fair.

1103
00:42:54,043 --> 00:42:55,723
That sounds fair to me.
That does sound fair.

1104
00:42:55,763 --> 00:42:58,123
And who's going to suck my dick?
Are you?

1105
00:42:58,163 --> 00:43:00,363
Uh, no!
How about you?

1106
00:43:00,403 --> 00:43:01,843
It's not the weather for it.

1107
00:43:01,883 --> 00:43:02,043
Can we not just park the dick
sucking and talk about business?

1108
00:43:02,043 --> 00:43:05,883
Can we not just park the dick
sucking and talk about business?

1109
00:43:05,923 --> 00:43:09,243
Come on, man. The business end of
things has been taken care of.

1110
00:43:09,283 --> 00:43:10,043
Isn't that right, gentlemen?
What's he on about?

1111
00:43:10,043 --> 00:43:13,363
Isn't that right, gentlemen?
What's he on about?

1112
00:43:14,363 --> 00:43:16,323
Fucking hell!
Beware the bald man.

1113
00:43:16,363 --> 00:43:18,043
You've broken
my fucking trust, Vincent,

1114
00:43:18,043 --> 00:43:19,563
You've broken
my fucking trust, Vincent,

1115
00:43:19,603 --> 00:43:21,723
and that is a cardinal fucking sin.

1116
00:43:21,763 --> 00:43:25,923
You give him the animals back
and you grow the weed,

1117
00:43:25,963 --> 00:43:26,043
but let there be no doubt,
you are a FUCKING marked man.

1118
00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:30,603
but let there be no doubt,
you are a FUCKING marked man.

1119
00:43:30,643 --> 00:43:33,043
Sometimes in life, metaphorically,

1120
00:43:33,083 --> 00:43:34,043
and actually,

1121
00:43:34,043 --> 00:43:34,643
and actually,

1122
00:43:34,683 --> 00:43:37,203
you have to suck a dick.

1123
00:43:39,163 --> 00:43:41,363
Easy

1124
00:43:43,443 --> 00:43:46,803
# Nothing in the middle
but a bare knuckle fight

1125
00:43:46,843 --> 00:43:50,043
# You're dizzy all day,
looking side to side

1126
00:43:50,043 --> 00:43:50,883
# You're dizzy all day,
looking side to side

1127
00:43:50,923 --> 00:43:52,923
# And they've shouted all your life

1128
00:43:54,443 --> 00:43:56,443
# No, it's not easy, kid

1129
00:43:58,323 --> 00:44:00,323
# No, it's not easy

1130
00:44:03,963 --> 00:44:05,963
# We're all living day to day

1131
00:44:06,963 --> 00:44:08,963
# Trying to get along together...

1132
00:44:10,843 --> 00:44:14,043
So I got the, er, report back.

1133
00:44:14,043 --> 00:44:14,483
So I got the, er, report back.

1134
00:44:15,963 --> 00:44:17,443
And, er,

1135
00:44:17,483 --> 00:44:19,483
it says we are unfit parents.

1136
00:44:24,483 --> 00:44:26,443
But...I think...

1137
00:44:27,803 --> 00:44:30,043
..if it were a real baby,
we would have treated it better,

1138
00:44:30,043 --> 00:44:32,883
..if it were a real baby,
we would have treated it better,

1139
00:44:32,923 --> 00:44:35,243
like, if it were real.

1140
00:44:36,483 --> 00:44:38,043
I don't think Tommo would chucked
it across the barn, do you?

1141
00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:39,243
I don't think Tommo would chucked
it across the barn, do you?

1142
00:44:41,163 --> 00:44:42,603
Unlikely.

1143
00:44:44,483 --> 00:44:46,043
I'm sorry...for saying
you're a terrible mother.

1144
00:44:46,043 --> 00:44:49,203
I'm sorry...for saying
you're a terrible mother.

1145
00:44:50,003 --> 00:44:53,083
I'd not slept and I were g-grouchy.

1146
00:44:53,123 --> 00:44:54,043
But I've been thinking, right,

1147
00:44:54,043 --> 00:44:55,763
But I've been thinking, right,

1148
00:44:55,803 --> 00:44:59,003
and I think...
when we have our own...

1149
00:45:00,883 --> 00:45:02,043
..when we have our own...

1150
00:45:02,043 --> 00:45:03,323
..when we have our own...

1151
00:45:03,363 --> 00:45:06,683
..we'll be much better than we have
been with Matilda, no?

1152
00:45:07,403 --> 00:45:09,883
Matilda?
Matil...

1153
00:45:09,923 --> 00:45:10,043
That's just the name I gave her
in my head.

1154
00:45:10,043 --> 00:45:12,483
That's just the name I gave her
in my head.

1155
00:45:15,683 --> 00:45:17,563
You know, Cardi,

1156
00:45:17,603 --> 00:45:18,043
erm...

1157
00:45:18,043 --> 00:45:20,043
erm...

1158
00:45:21,203 --> 00:45:24,243
..I'm not the spring chicken
that I used to be.

1159
00:45:27,003 --> 00:45:32,083
And time... Time is not as kind
to a woman.

1160
00:45:33,403 --> 00:45:34,043
Right.

1161
00:45:34,043 --> 00:45:34,523
Right.

1162
00:45:36,483 --> 00:45:38,603
What I'm trying to say to you
is, Cardi, that...

1163
00:45:38,643 --> 00:45:41,283
if you want to be a father, right...

1164
00:45:43,083 --> 00:45:44,403
If it's something that you...

1165
00:45:44,443 --> 00:45:47,083
If it's something
that you truly want to be...

1166
00:45:50,123 --> 00:45:51,963
then maybe you're not with
the right woman.

1167
00:45:52,003 --> 00:45:54,843
No, I only want one with you.

1168
00:45:56,403 --> 00:45:58,043
What if I can't?

1169
00:45:58,043 --> 00:45:58,083
What if I can't?

1170
00:46:01,043 --> 00:46:03,843
We've always got the d-dog.

1171
00:46:05,123 --> 00:46:06,043
And the pigeon. And the llama.
And the pigeon. And the llama.

1172
00:46:06,043 --> 00:46:07,443
And the pigeon. And the llama.
And the pigeon. And the llama.

1173
00:46:10,283 --> 00:46:11,763
I don't need a baby.

1174
00:46:13,763 --> 00:46:14,043
I need you.

1175
00:46:14,043 --> 00:46:16,163
I need you.

1176
00:46:20,683 --> 00:46:22,043
Oh, fuck!

1177
00:46:22,043 --> 00:46:23,123
Oh, fuck!

1178
00:46:31,763 --> 00:46:33,443
Barry? Barry?

1179
00:46:36,523 --> 00:46:38,043
What?

1180
00:46:38,043 --> 00:46:38,443
What?

1181
00:46:38,483 --> 00:46:40,963
Where the fuck have you been?

1182
00:46:43,563 --> 00:46:45,883
Your man said it was a stupid idea.
That's a stupid idea.

1183
00:46:46,963 --> 00:46:49,803
Oh, no! Masked invaders!

1184
00:46:49,843 --> 00:46:52,843
You know Erin Croft, right? Who's
asking? I think she's my sister.

1185
00:46:52,883 --> 00:46:54,003
To shit dads!

1186
00:46:54,043 --> 00:46:55,603
Go go go!

1187
00:46:55,643 --> 00:46:58,043
One stem can fetch up to five grand.

1188
00:46:58,083 --> 00:46:59,123
Waargh!

1189
00:46:59,163 --> 00:47:00,763
Watch this...

1190
00:47:01,683 --> 00:47:02,043
It's going down.
No, no, no!

1191
00:47:02,043 --> 00:47:04,243
It's going down.
No, no, no!

1192
00:47:05,443 --> 00:47:08,043
# I got so much trouble in my mind

1193
00:47:09,603 --> 00:47:10,043
# I got so much trouble in my mind

1194
00:47:10,043 --> 00:47:12,203
# I got so much trouble in my mind

1195
00:47:13,643 --> 00:47:15,643
# I got so much trouble in my mind

1196
00:47:17,683 --> 00:47:18,043
# I got so much trouble in my mind

1197
00:47:18,043 --> 00:47:19,683
# I got so much trouble in my mind

1198
00:47:22,123 --> 00:47:24,123
# Give me the strength to carry on

1199
00:47:26,363 --> 00:47:28,403
# Give me the strength

1200
00:47:33,123 --> 00:47:34,043
AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk

1201
00:47:34,043 --> 00:47:35,123
AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk