1 00:00:05,243 --> 00:00:06,043 Fucking hell, lift it your end. I am lifting my end, Erin. 2 00:00:06,043 --> 00:00:08,723 Fucking hell, lift it your end. I am lifting my end, Erin. 3 00:00:08,763 --> 00:00:09,883 Well lift it higher, Tommo. 4 00:00:09,923 --> 00:00:11,643 We're different heights, aren't we Erin! 5 00:00:11,683 --> 00:00:13,243 So obviously it's gonna slant down 6 00:00:13,283 --> 00:00:14,043 on account of my being... diminutive. 7 00:00:14,043 --> 00:00:16,643 on account of my being... diminutive. 8 00:00:16,683 --> 00:00:17,963 Diminutive? 9 00:00:18,003 --> 00:00:21,563 Yes Erin, yeah, it means short. I'm expanding my vocabulary. 10 00:00:21,603 --> 00:00:22,043 I learn five new words, every day, it's all part of my personal 11 00:00:22,043 --> 00:00:24,323 I learn five new words, every day, it's all part of my personal 12 00:00:24,363 --> 00:00:26,243 embetterment programme. Oh yeah. 13 00:00:26,283 --> 00:00:28,683 What have you learnt today then? Well er, let me see. 14 00:00:28,723 --> 00:00:30,043 Malevolent, Jingoistic and Stoicism. 15 00:00:30,043 --> 00:00:31,643 Malevolent, Jingoistic and Stoicism. 16 00:00:31,683 --> 00:00:34,683 Oh that's gonna come in handy in your mobile sex dungeon innit? 17 00:00:34,723 --> 00:00:36,083 Hey sweetheart. Sweetheart. 18 00:00:36,123 --> 00:00:38,043 It is an erotic parlour, right, and if you hadn't got into bed, 19 00:00:38,043 --> 00:00:39,443 It is an erotic parlour, right, and if you hadn't got into bed, 20 00:00:39,483 --> 00:00:41,323 figuratively with Terence McCann, 21 00:00:41,363 --> 00:00:43,243 then we'd still be running this fucking place 22 00:00:43,283 --> 00:00:45,803 instead of selling off all our assets to Chinese fucking Dan. 23 00:00:45,843 --> 00:00:46,043 Right oh. Are we ready to rock the cazbar 'ere of what? 24 00:00:46,043 --> 00:00:49,483 Right oh. Are we ready to rock the cazbar 'ere of what? 25 00:00:49,523 --> 00:00:51,683 Hey, what's, what's up? 26 00:00:51,723 --> 00:00:54,043 Tommo, he's being capricious. Yeah. Look it up. 27 00:00:54,043 --> 00:00:55,963 Tommo, he's being capricious. Yeah. Look it up. 28 00:00:56,003 --> 00:00:59,723 # Money - Barrett Strong # # The best things in life are free 29 00:00:59,763 --> 00:01:02,043 # But you can give them to the birds and bees 30 00:01:02,043 --> 00:01:02,523 # But you can give them to the birds and bees 31 00:01:02,563 --> 00:01:05,723 # I need money 32 00:01:05,763 --> 00:01:09,803 # That's what I want # 33 00:01:11,963 --> 00:01:14,603 It's unloved, it's tatty, where'd you lifted it from - 34 00:01:14,643 --> 00:01:15,803 Yates Wine Lodge? 35 00:01:15,843 --> 00:01:18,043 We've not lifted it from anywhere - it's from our club this - 36 00:01:18,043 --> 00:01:18,363 We've not lifted it from anywhere - it's from our club this - 37 00:01:18,403 --> 00:01:20,243 The Rat and Cutter. I've been there before. 38 00:01:20,283 --> 00:01:22,243 Have you Calvin? What a surprise. 39 00:01:22,283 --> 00:01:24,123 Thought I might have seen you there. 40 00:01:24,163 --> 00:01:26,043 In't that a crying shame... It was McCann, 41 00:01:26,043 --> 00:01:26,243 In't that a crying shame... It was McCann, 42 00:01:26,283 --> 00:01:28,443 he was the one who funded the licensing and the lease 43 00:01:28,483 --> 00:01:30,083 on the bloody thing. Now he's banged up, 44 00:01:30,123 --> 00:01:32,803 and the council are saying they won't renew the fucking contract. 45 00:01:32,843 --> 00:01:34,043 What did they say it was... Magnet for crime. And debauchery. 46 00:01:34,043 --> 00:01:35,643 What did they say it was... Magnet for crime. And debauchery. 47 00:01:35,683 --> 00:01:37,923 Whose is this van? M-mine, why? 48 00:01:37,963 --> 00:01:40,923 Are you a dog walker? Yeah. It's my new business. 49 00:01:40,963 --> 00:01:42,043 How much do you charge? Well it's er, by the hour, 50 00:01:42,043 --> 00:01:44,363 How much do you charge? Well it's er, by the hour, 51 00:01:44,403 --> 00:01:47,243 unless it's all day, then it's a day rate. 52 00:01:48,123 --> 00:01:49,803 What are you even fucking asking? 53 00:01:49,843 --> 00:01:50,043 Honestly I've been here a thousand times, 54 00:01:50,043 --> 00:01:51,843 Honestly I've been here a thousand times, 55 00:01:51,883 --> 00:01:54,003 not once have I seen a bloody dog. 56 00:01:54,043 --> 00:01:57,763 Well that's where you're wrong. Calvin, fetch the mutt. 57 00:01:58,643 --> 00:02:00,043 Oi! 58 00:02:00,083 --> 00:02:02,683 Say hello to - Arson Fire. # Money - Pink Floyd # 59 00:02:02,723 --> 00:02:05,123 The worst investment I have ever made. 60 00:02:05,163 --> 00:02:06,043 How long have you had him for? Got involved in a syndicate - 61 00:02:06,043 --> 00:02:08,043 How long have you had him for? Got involved in a syndicate - 62 00:02:08,083 --> 00:02:10,883 group of blokes said he was a money making machine. 63 00:02:13,923 --> 00:02:14,043 'Won a couple of races.' 64 00:02:14,043 --> 00:02:15,403 'Won a couple of races.' 65 00:02:17,603 --> 00:02:19,403 I think I have a winner. 66 00:02:22,363 --> 00:02:25,803 And then one day, for no apparent reason, 67 00:02:25,843 --> 00:02:28,163 the stupid dog stopped trying. 68 00:02:31,643 --> 00:02:35,923 Nooooooo!!! 69 00:02:35,963 --> 00:02:37,283 We tried everything, 70 00:02:37,323 --> 00:02:38,043 even the elastic band round the balls thing, but... 71 00:02:38,043 --> 00:02:39,563 even the elastic band round the balls thing, but... 72 00:02:39,603 --> 00:02:41,963 I've done that. ..just weren't interested. 73 00:02:42,003 --> 00:02:44,603 I wanted to take it down to the knackers yard, but my wife, 74 00:02:44,643 --> 00:02:45,803 she just weren't having it. 75 00:02:45,843 --> 00:02:46,043 Hang the fuck on. 76 00:02:46,043 --> 00:02:47,763 Hang the fuck on. 77 00:02:47,803 --> 00:02:51,283 Wife? What do you mean wife? You've got a wife? 78 00:02:51,323 --> 00:02:54,043 Course I've got a wife. Chantara. She's Thai. 79 00:02:54,043 --> 00:02:55,083 Course I've got a wife. Chantara. She's Thai. 80 00:02:55,123 --> 00:02:58,323 And you can pull that look off your face, as well, I didn't buy her - 81 00:02:58,363 --> 00:03:00,443 I met her in a spud-u-like in Northampton. 82 00:03:00,483 --> 00:03:02,043 What were you having? Cottage cheese and chives. 83 00:03:02,043 --> 00:03:03,163 What were you having? Cottage cheese and chives. 84 00:03:03,203 --> 00:03:06,363 Honestly a bit of a dark horse, really deep down aren't ya. 85 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:09,003 Wives and dogs. Go on, what did she say? 86 00:03:09,043 --> 00:03:10,043 She said I had to keep the stupid mutt. 87 00:03:10,043 --> 00:03:10,683 She said I had to keep the stupid mutt. 88 00:03:10,723 --> 00:03:13,203 Oh he's a gorgeous dog. Do you want it? 89 00:03:13,243 --> 00:03:15,483 What? To keep? On a long term loan. 90 00:03:15,523 --> 00:03:17,803 Just the worlds worst man. 91 00:03:17,843 --> 00:03:18,043 Look he's a fucking dog walker, in't he. 92 00:03:18,043 --> 00:03:20,203 Look he's a fucking dog walker, in't he. 93 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,003 Either give him the fucking dog, or don't. 94 00:03:22,043 --> 00:03:25,203 That's a thorough bred greyhound. I don't give a shit what it is. 95 00:03:25,243 --> 00:03:26,043 It's given up, bless it. 96 00:03:26,043 --> 00:03:27,003 It's given up, bless it. 97 00:03:27,043 --> 00:03:28,523 Alright. 98 00:03:28,563 --> 00:03:31,923 You take the stupid dog and I'll buy all your crappy club gear. 99 00:03:31,963 --> 00:03:33,203 Right, listen! 100 00:03:33,243 --> 00:03:34,043 I don't want you taking the fucking piss on this gear. 101 00:03:34,043 --> 00:03:35,563 I don't want you taking the fucking piss on this gear. 102 00:03:35,603 --> 00:03:37,003 I want some decent dollar for that. 103 00:03:37,043 --> 00:03:39,883 That hurts Vincent, just name your price son. 104 00:03:39,923 --> 00:03:41,243 Ten grand. 105 00:03:41,283 --> 00:03:42,043 I'll give you five and that's me going out on a limb. 106 00:03:42,043 --> 00:03:44,403 I'll give you five and that's me going out on a limb. 107 00:03:44,443 --> 00:03:45,723 Fuck. 108 00:03:47,083 --> 00:03:49,123 You're joking me, where's it going to live? 109 00:03:49,163 --> 00:03:50,043 With us. In the flat? Are you fucking serious. 110 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:51,483 With us. In the flat? Are you fucking serious. 111 00:03:51,523 --> 00:03:54,323 Is it not bad enough with the pigeon and all the pigeon paraphernalia, 112 00:03:54,363 --> 00:03:56,563 now we have a greyhound. They're stinking, Cardi - 113 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,043 they have bad breath and weeping glands. 114 00:03:58,043 --> 00:03:59,723 they have bad breath and weeping glands. 115 00:03:59,763 --> 00:04:02,563 I'm not sticking my finger up his hole to unblocked the glands. 116 00:04:02,603 --> 00:04:05,243 Eugh. Fucking visuals on that. Look at this. 117 00:04:05,283 --> 00:04:06,043 Look what's happening here, a connection. 118 00:04:06,043 --> 00:04:07,363 Look what's happening here, a connection. 119 00:04:07,403 --> 00:04:08,723 He fucking loves the dog. 120 00:04:08,763 --> 00:04:11,163 The dog seems to like him. They're having fun. 121 00:04:11,203 --> 00:04:13,603 I reckon that dog'll still race, if you wanted it to. 122 00:04:13,643 --> 00:04:14,043 How do you mean? Look at it. 123 00:04:14,043 --> 00:04:14,923 How do you mean? Look at it. 124 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:18,163 It's still young and like Dan said, it used to win. 125 00:04:18,203 --> 00:04:20,363 But then crucially it stopped. 126 00:04:21,403 --> 00:04:22,043 It's all about how you train them, right. 127 00:04:22,043 --> 00:04:23,643 It's all about how you train them, right. 128 00:04:23,683 --> 00:04:25,923 Listen, I know you all think our Ronnie is a knobhead. 129 00:04:25,963 --> 00:04:27,563 Absolutely. Oh, fuck me. 130 00:04:27,603 --> 00:04:30,043 I agree, BUT he trained greyhounds down at the track 131 00:04:30,043 --> 00:04:31,483 I agree, BUT he trained greyhounds down at the track 132 00:04:31,523 --> 00:04:33,203 with a guy called, Wayne Carr. 133 00:04:33,243 --> 00:04:35,323 What? 134 00:04:36,283 --> 00:04:38,043 Wayne Carr. Wanker. 135 00:04:38,043 --> 00:04:38,363 Wayne Carr. Wanker. 136 00:04:39,523 --> 00:04:42,363 Nope, nothing like it. Wayne Carr. Wanker 137 00:04:42,403 --> 00:04:43,723 Give over. That's good. 138 00:04:43,763 --> 00:04:44,963 It's no Ben Dover is it? 139 00:04:45,003 --> 00:04:46,043 Hmm exactly. I used to know a bloke called Warren Peace. 140 00:04:46,043 --> 00:04:47,523 Hmm exactly. I used to know a bloke called Warren Peace. 141 00:04:47,563 --> 00:04:51,043 - My next door neighbour Ray Cyst. - I mean there you go. 142 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:53,643 Hang on a minute. Just stop, stop with the inappropriate names, 143 00:04:53,683 --> 00:04:54,043 just for a minute. Do you think that little bugger still got legs, then? 144 00:04:54,043 --> 00:04:56,523 just for a minute. Do you think that little bugger still got legs, then? 145 00:04:56,563 --> 00:04:58,003 Get a winning dog, win thousands. 146 00:04:58,043 --> 00:05:00,803 Yeah, I'm not sure I want him racing Vin, you know he's my pet now 147 00:05:00,843 --> 00:05:02,043 and he is- He's a shagging greyhound, is what he is. 148 00:05:02,043 --> 00:05:03,243 and he is- He's a shagging greyhound, is what he is. 149 00:05:03,283 --> 00:05:05,123 Fuck they love to race Cardi. 150 00:05:05,163 --> 00:05:07,523 Can you get hold of this Wayne Carr. 151 00:05:07,563 --> 00:05:08,683 Oh fuck. 152 00:05:08,723 --> 00:05:10,043 Don't see why not, he works at the track as a groundsman, 153 00:05:10,043 --> 00:05:11,443 Don't see why not, he works at the track as a groundsman, 154 00:05:11,483 --> 00:05:14,363 but I must to warn you, he's a bit of a weirdo, he calls himself 155 00:05:14,403 --> 00:05:15,643 the dog whisperer. 156 00:05:15,683 --> 00:05:17,203 This dog's a beauty. 157 00:05:18,803 --> 00:05:20,883 What you calling him? Martin. Arson Fire. 158 00:05:20,923 --> 00:05:23,243 Dude, you can't call him Martin. Why not? 159 00:05:23,283 --> 00:05:24,683 Because it doesn't sound fast, 160 00:05:24,723 --> 00:05:26,043 it sounds like a fucking accountants name. It does, yeah. 161 00:05:26,043 --> 00:05:27,203 it sounds like a fucking accountants name. It does, yeah. 162 00:05:27,243 --> 00:05:29,843 I mean obviously he's a strong dog and that - but I'm just guessing 163 00:05:29,883 --> 00:05:31,523 he hasn't raced in a while. That's right. 164 00:05:32,603 --> 00:05:34,043 He where alright at first. Mmm. Mmm. 165 00:05:34,043 --> 00:05:35,243 He where alright at first. Mmm. Mmm. 166 00:05:35,283 --> 00:05:38,763 Yeah. Yeah. Mmm. Mmm. Yeah he was- 167 00:05:41,323 --> 00:05:42,043 He was fast at- he was winning races and then he was just fucking... 168 00:05:42,043 --> 00:05:44,163 He was fast at- he was winning races and then he was just fucking... 169 00:05:44,203 --> 00:05:45,363 Mmm. 170 00:05:45,403 --> 00:05:47,363 He lost interest. Fuck it whatever. 171 00:05:47,403 --> 00:05:49,843 That was with his old owner though - we want to bring him back 172 00:05:49,883 --> 00:05:50,043 - to his former glory. - Mmm. 173 00:05:50,043 --> 00:05:52,443 - to his former glory. - Mmm. 174 00:05:52,483 --> 00:05:53,763 What do you reckon? Reckon? 175 00:05:53,803 --> 00:05:56,523 Yeah. Like... do what you did with our Ronnie? 176 00:05:56,563 --> 00:05:58,043 How do you mean? The whispering thing? Whispering... 177 00:05:58,043 --> 00:05:59,043 How do you mean? The whispering thing? Whispering... 178 00:05:59,083 --> 00:06:01,283 No, no, no, Erin no, no, no, no. 179 00:06:01,323 --> 00:06:03,803 - That's all in the past now. - That's strictly verboten. 180 00:06:03,843 --> 00:06:05,003 Means frowned upon. 181 00:06:05,043 --> 00:06:06,043 It is, it's frowned upon in the racing community. 182 00:06:06,043 --> 00:06:07,163 It is, it's frowned upon in the racing community. 183 00:06:07,203 --> 00:06:10,123 Say's it gives like an unfair advantage, it's like mmm. 184 00:06:10,163 --> 00:06:11,643 It's like mmm, it's like magic. 185 00:06:11,683 --> 00:06:13,283 Surely we can tempt you. Eh? 186 00:06:14,203 --> 00:06:17,403 Jesus Christ. How much do you want, sweetheart? 187 00:06:17,443 --> 00:06:18,843 It's not about money is it? 188 00:06:18,883 --> 00:06:21,083 It's about morality, honour and all that. Fifty quid. 189 00:06:21,123 --> 00:06:22,043 Hundred. I thought it wasn't a question of money. 190 00:06:22,043 --> 00:06:23,163 Hundred. I thought it wasn't a question of money. 191 00:06:23,203 --> 00:06:26,883 It isn't. Hundred quid to whisper in a dog's ear, yeah? 192 00:06:26,923 --> 00:06:29,323 We had some big success, back in the day, me and Ronnie. 193 00:06:29,363 --> 00:06:30,043 Mmm. Big success... 194 00:06:30,043 --> 00:06:31,243 Mmm. Big success... 195 00:06:32,563 --> 00:06:34,563 ..before he bound me in the back of his Austin Maxi 196 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:37,363 and stole all the winnings. 197 00:06:39,443 --> 00:06:41,923 Come on. Come on. 198 00:06:41,963 --> 00:06:43,003 Here. 199 00:06:43,043 --> 00:06:46,043 And off he goes. To have a conflab with a fucking dog. 200 00:06:46,043 --> 00:06:46,603 And off he goes. To have a conflab with a fucking dog. 201 00:06:57,403 --> 00:06:59,883 Done it? Oh yeah, he understands. 202 00:06:59,923 --> 00:07:01,763 So... it'll race now? No. No. No. 203 00:07:01,803 --> 00:07:02,043 You still need to train it and that. 204 00:07:02,043 --> 00:07:03,323 You still need to train it and that. 205 00:07:03,363 --> 00:07:05,963 Just fashion a hare out of his old clothes, And just get him to drag 206 00:07:06,003 --> 00:07:09,763 it really fast, get him to chase it- where's my money? Money? 207 00:07:09,803 --> 00:07:10,043 Hundred quid yeah? D'you wanna check it? 208 00:07:10,043 --> 00:07:12,043 Hundred quid yeah? D'you wanna check it? 209 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,603 Cheers. No I'm alright. Hey. 210 00:07:17,123 --> 00:07:18,043 You alright, Carol? 211 00:07:18,043 --> 00:07:18,643 You alright, Carol? 212 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,643 I thought we agreed on the way back from Wales 213 00:07:22,683 --> 00:07:25,763 that you wouldn't be getting involvement in any of my silly schemes any more. 214 00:07:25,803 --> 00:07:26,043 Vin, it's dog training, it's not exactly McCann territory is it. 215 00:07:26,043 --> 00:07:29,003 Vin, it's dog training, it's not exactly McCann territory is it. 216 00:07:29,043 --> 00:07:30,683 I know but you had a thing, didn't ya? 217 00:07:30,723 --> 00:07:32,883 Epiphany? Epiphany. 218 00:07:32,923 --> 00:07:34,043 Right well, the plan's are in place. Shall I show you? 219 00:07:34,043 --> 00:07:36,003 Right well, the plan's are in place. Shall I show you? 220 00:07:38,923 --> 00:07:41,723 Me and our Ronnie used to come here, when we were little. 221 00:07:41,763 --> 00:07:42,043 This place really means a lot to me, but it's struggling. 222 00:07:42,043 --> 00:07:45,323 This place really means a lot to me, but it's struggling. 223 00:07:46,443 --> 00:07:49,643 You know, I've offered to help, but it's the funding. 224 00:07:49,683 --> 00:07:50,043 They need better facilities, and well better everything really. 225 00:07:50,043 --> 00:07:54,123 They need better facilities, and well better everything really. 226 00:07:54,163 --> 00:07:56,243 Look at it. 227 00:07:56,283 --> 00:07:58,043 Christ, that game is shite, innit?! I'll help you though. 228 00:07:58,043 --> 00:07:59,443 Christ, that game is shite, innit?! I'll help you though. 229 00:07:59,483 --> 00:08:01,923 Not if it means you getting involved, with those scary men. 230 00:08:01,963 --> 00:08:03,603 No I won't- Anything like that. 231 00:08:03,643 --> 00:08:06,043 Don't worry about me. I promise. I promise I'll.. 232 00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:07,003 Don't worry about me. I promise. I promise I'll.. 233 00:08:07,043 --> 00:08:08,563 Thank you. 234 00:08:11,843 --> 00:08:14,043 Don't run away with Tyler again, Erin. 235 00:08:14,043 --> 00:08:14,123 Don't run away with Tyler again, Erin. 236 00:08:16,923 --> 00:08:19,243 I thought you were gone for good, you know. 237 00:08:21,603 --> 00:08:22,043 I know, I'm sorry. 238 00:08:22,043 --> 00:08:26,083 I know, I'm sorry. 239 00:08:40,643 --> 00:08:42,563 What do you think? What's happened to leg there. 240 00:08:42,603 --> 00:08:44,643 Do you know what I mean, is he even gonna chase that? 241 00:08:44,683 --> 00:08:46,043 He seems to like it - he's been sniffing at it. You know. 242 00:08:46,043 --> 00:08:46,843 He seems to like it - he's been sniffing at it. You know. 243 00:08:46,883 --> 00:08:48,363 That's 'cause you never washed it. 244 00:08:48,403 --> 00:08:50,523 Well, there's only one way to find out. 245 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:54,043 Now Vinnie, we want to make sure that were far enough away, 246 00:08:54,043 --> 00:08:54,443 Now Vinnie, we want to make sure that were far enough away, 247 00:08:54,483 --> 00:08:57,243 before you let go of Arson Fire. Martin. 248 00:08:57,283 --> 00:09:00,283 Don't call him Martin, dude. He sounds like a librarian. 249 00:09:00,323 --> 00:09:01,523 You ready? 250 00:09:01,563 --> 00:09:02,043 Yeah. 251 00:09:02,043 --> 00:09:03,203 Yeah. 252 00:09:04,323 --> 00:09:05,603 Are you ready! 253 00:09:05,643 --> 00:09:08,083 Yeah. Yeah. OK, let's go. 254 00:09:19,003 --> 00:09:20,963 Fucking hell. Oh my God! 255 00:09:21,003 --> 00:09:23,443 How fast? Forty, forty two... 256 00:09:33,883 --> 00:09:34,043 He is incredible. How quick where that? 257 00:09:34,043 --> 00:09:36,203 He is incredible. How quick where that? 258 00:09:36,243 --> 00:09:38,083 44 and could have gone faster. 259 00:09:38,123 --> 00:09:40,403 The hare only does 50 on the track. 260 00:09:40,443 --> 00:09:42,043 You've got yourself a winner, there Cardi. 261 00:09:42,043 --> 00:09:42,763 You've got yourself a winner, there Cardi. 262 00:09:42,803 --> 00:09:44,563 Where's he gone? What? 263 00:09:44,603 --> 00:09:47,363 He was just there, but he's dis- disappeared. 264 00:09:47,403 --> 00:09:50,043 Vin, did you see where he went? No, but he can't have gone far, love. 265 00:09:50,043 --> 00:09:50,083 Vin, did you see where he went? No, but he can't have gone far, love. 266 00:09:50,123 --> 00:09:52,083 Maybe he's gone for a poo. Why would he hide? 267 00:09:52,123 --> 00:09:54,163 Maybe he's shy for pooing, like Vinnie. 268 00:09:54,203 --> 00:09:56,323 Arson Fire. Arson Fire. 269 00:09:56,363 --> 00:09:57,363 Martin. 270 00:09:58,923 --> 00:10:00,403 There he is. 271 00:10:01,563 --> 00:10:03,123 What's he got in his mouth? 272 00:10:03,163 --> 00:10:04,363 Shit. 273 00:10:06,323 --> 00:10:08,443 Fuck! That's not good. 274 00:10:18,083 --> 00:10:19,963 Will you hurry up you bell end. 275 00:10:20,003 --> 00:10:21,843 I need to bury this dickhead. Who is it? 276 00:10:21,883 --> 00:10:22,043 Fucking Sheila. Aww. Poor Sheila man. 277 00:10:22,043 --> 00:10:25,083 Fucking Sheila. Aww. Poor Sheila man. 278 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:29,283 Oh listen, I need a big favour. 279 00:10:29,323 --> 00:10:30,043 Oh what now? It's always favours with you isn't it. 280 00:10:30,043 --> 00:10:32,403 Oh what now? It's always favours with you isn't it. 281 00:10:32,443 --> 00:10:35,003 Never a social call, never: 'Gary, do you fancy a beer? 282 00:10:35,043 --> 00:10:36,603 Or a nice Chicken Tikka Masala.' 283 00:10:36,643 --> 00:10:38,043 No, it's meet me in your hearse, clandestine, 284 00:10:38,043 --> 00:10:38,563 No, it's meet me in your hearse, clandestine, 285 00:10:38,603 --> 00:10:40,083 like we're cold war fucking spies. 286 00:10:40,123 --> 00:10:41,883 I never said to meet in the fucking hearse. 287 00:10:41,923 --> 00:10:44,323 It's my vehicle. It's for funerals. 288 00:10:44,363 --> 00:10:46,043 I've been on holiday in this thing. What do you fucking want? 289 00:10:46,043 --> 00:10:46,963 I've been on holiday in this thing. What do you fucking want? 290 00:10:47,003 --> 00:10:49,163 Here. Christ, you're bad tempered. 291 00:10:49,203 --> 00:10:52,043 Prawn cocktail crisps. By the way, I heard Babs got married again. 292 00:10:52,083 --> 00:10:53,843 She did actually, nice do. 293 00:10:53,883 --> 00:10:54,043 But it's not prawn cocktail crisps man. 294 00:10:54,043 --> 00:10:55,523 But it's not prawn cocktail crisps man. 295 00:10:55,563 --> 00:10:57,083 Oh what is it then? 296 00:10:58,563 --> 00:11:00,923 It's a human foot. Ah? Yeah. 297 00:11:00,963 --> 00:11:02,043 I mean we found it. 298 00:11:02,043 --> 00:11:02,083 I mean we found it. 299 00:11:02,123 --> 00:11:04,323 Nothing to do with us - we just found the fucking thing. 300 00:11:04,363 --> 00:11:07,043 The dog found it, you know. That's severed. 301 00:11:07,083 --> 00:11:10,043 Well yeah, yeah it's severed cause it'd have to be wouldn't it, 302 00:11:10,043 --> 00:11:10,603 Well yeah, yeah it's severed cause it'd have to be wouldn't it, 303 00:11:10,643 --> 00:11:13,283 otherwise it'd still be attached to his shagging leg you pillock. 304 00:11:13,323 --> 00:11:15,603 I'm assuming it's a him. Is it a lad? 305 00:11:15,643 --> 00:11:17,483 Yeah, it's male alright. 306 00:11:17,523 --> 00:11:18,043 Oh. It's not fresh. 307 00:11:18,043 --> 00:11:19,363 Oh. It's not fresh. 308 00:11:19,403 --> 00:11:22,643 Oh. Nowhere near. It's barely decomposed, though. 309 00:11:22,683 --> 00:11:23,843 Where did you find it? 310 00:11:23,883 --> 00:11:25,803 Edge of one of Jim and Shirley's fields. 311 00:11:25,843 --> 00:11:26,043 Just in this rocky, waste land. Mmm. So you naturally you thought, 312 00:11:26,043 --> 00:11:30,283 Just in this rocky, waste land. Mmm. So you naturally you thought, 313 00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:32,763 who do I know that deals in dead bodies - Gary - 314 00:11:32,803 --> 00:11:34,043 I'll go and burden him with it. 315 00:11:34,043 --> 00:11:34,203 I'll go and burden him with it. 316 00:11:34,243 --> 00:11:37,523 Yeah. 'Cos you have a furnace. In fairness. 317 00:11:38,723 --> 00:11:39,963 Furnace?! Yes. 318 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,403 Is that all I am to you? The fire man? 319 00:11:41,443 --> 00:11:42,043 That's what my mammy calls me, they sing burn baby burn every time 320 00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:44,203 That's what my mammy calls me, they sing burn baby burn every time 321 00:11:44,243 --> 00:11:46,523 I go home for Christmas. And that's fine, if they're more 322 00:11:46,563 --> 00:11:49,443 interested in their G son's professional achievements, 323 00:11:49,483 --> 00:11:50,043 that's their prerogative, because I don't need their fucking praise 324 00:11:50,043 --> 00:11:52,243 that's their prerogative, because I don't need their fucking praise 325 00:11:52,283 --> 00:11:54,083 or their affirmation, but just once in a while 326 00:11:54,123 --> 00:11:56,163 to tell me that I've done something good in me life. 327 00:11:56,203 --> 00:11:58,043 Maybe they'd say congratulations Gary, you've done very well. Gary! GARY!! Shut up. 328 00:11:58,043 --> 00:11:59,763 Maybe they'd say congratulations Gary, you've done very well. Gary! GARY!! Shut up. 329 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:03,083 Fucking hell, shouting your head off at a human foot 330 00:12:03,123 --> 00:12:05,443 in a fucking prawn cocktail box just chill. 331 00:12:05,483 --> 00:12:06,043 Will you burn it for me please? 332 00:12:06,043 --> 00:12:07,123 Will you burn it for me please? 333 00:12:08,083 --> 00:12:10,403 Yes. See, thanks man. 334 00:12:10,443 --> 00:12:11,563 Now fuck off. 335 00:12:11,603 --> 00:12:14,043 Next time you call, you'd better not be asking for something. 336 00:12:14,083 --> 00:12:16,763 Please may I have a lift. Get the fuck out. 337 00:12:16,803 --> 00:12:19,843 It's only ten minutes. Remove your fucking body from the car. 338 00:12:19,883 --> 00:12:22,043 I'm removing it. No more favours glow worm. 339 00:12:22,043 --> 00:12:23,563 I'm removing it. No more favours glow worm. 340 00:12:25,283 --> 00:12:27,483 Dude. I'm worried about him. 341 00:12:27,523 --> 00:12:29,603 Don't listen. Don't be worrying about him. 342 00:12:29,643 --> 00:12:30,043 There's no pressure today, we're just giving him a run out, 343 00:12:30,043 --> 00:12:32,043 There's no pressure today, we're just giving him a run out, 344 00:12:32,083 --> 00:12:33,963 gonna see how he gets on. Right what we saying? 345 00:12:34,003 --> 00:12:36,443 Is he worth a flutter or what? What did I just fucking say then? 346 00:12:36,483 --> 00:12:38,043 We're giving him a run off, we're just seeing how he does. 347 00:12:38,043 --> 00:12:38,763 We're giving him a run off, we're just seeing how he does. 348 00:12:38,803 --> 00:12:41,563 Don't put any money on that fucking dog. He's a fucking dog, Vincent. 349 00:12:41,603 --> 00:12:43,643 He isn't gonna know if I'm making a bet or not, is he? 350 00:12:43,683 --> 00:12:45,083 That's what I am saying. Hang on. 351 00:12:45,123 --> 00:12:46,043 I went to the dogs loads when I was young, I'd always bet on the ones 352 00:12:46,043 --> 00:12:47,763 I went to the dogs loads when I was young, I'd always bet on the ones 353 00:12:47,803 --> 00:12:49,403 with funny names. Oh yeah. Like what? 354 00:12:49,443 --> 00:12:53,603 Like erm, Winnie the Pooch. Grouchio Barks. 355 00:12:54,483 --> 00:12:56,963 Catherine Zeta Bones. 356 00:12:57,003 --> 00:12:59,163 Cardi, why have you brought Nigel with you? 357 00:12:59,203 --> 00:13:02,043 Because he's my lucky charm and I don't want him getting jealous 358 00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:02,603 Because he's my lucky charm and I don't want him getting jealous 359 00:13:02,643 --> 00:13:05,563 Martin. Welcome to my world. 360 00:13:08,803 --> 00:13:10,043 I hope the stupid dog wins, he didn't sleep a wink last night 361 00:13:10,043 --> 00:13:12,203 I hope the stupid dog wins, he didn't sleep a wink last night 362 00:13:12,243 --> 00:13:14,683 - tossing and turning he was - had to give him hand relief 363 00:13:14,723 --> 00:13:16,963 to help him go to sleep. Just wanked him off, the dog. 364 00:13:17,003 --> 00:13:18,043 Outside lane... 365 00:13:18,043 --> 00:13:18,283 Outside lane... 366 00:13:18,323 --> 00:13:22,003 Hey statistically lane six is 30% less likely to produce a winner 367 00:13:22,043 --> 00:13:24,243 than other lanes. You're honestly so clever dude. 368 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:26,043 I mean statistically can you just shut the fuck up. 369 00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:26,803 I mean statistically can you just shut the fuck up. 370 00:13:26,843 --> 00:13:29,923 There's a lot riding on this shit. # The Chain - Fleetwood Mac # 371 00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:31,603 Here we go. Here we go. 372 00:13:45,403 --> 00:13:47,403 Oh no man. 373 00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:50,043 Fucking hell. 374 00:13:50,043 --> 00:13:51,083 Fucking hell. 375 00:13:51,123 --> 00:13:53,083 I told him not feed it mackerel. 376 00:13:55,163 --> 00:13:58,043 I told you we shouldn't race him. He's too sensitive. 377 00:13:58,043 --> 00:13:59,283 I told you we shouldn't race him. He's too sensitive. 378 00:13:59,323 --> 00:14:01,283 I see a lot of myself inside this dog. 379 00:14:01,323 --> 00:14:02,923 Sorry. 380 00:14:02,963 --> 00:14:04,843 Chinese Dan said he made him a bloody fortune. 381 00:14:04,883 --> 00:14:06,043 So all we have to do is figure out what's wrong with the poor 382 00:14:06,043 --> 00:14:07,523 So all we have to do is figure out what's wrong with the poor 383 00:14:07,563 --> 00:14:09,363 little thing. Maybe he's got stage fright. 384 00:14:09,403 --> 00:14:10,923 It's a fucking dog, Dylan. 385 00:14:10,963 --> 00:14:13,043 It's not performing Hamlet at the fucking RAC. 386 00:14:13,083 --> 00:14:14,043 Although to be fair, that is something I would definitely 387 00:14:14,043 --> 00:14:15,403 Although to be fair, that is something I would definitely 388 00:14:15,443 --> 00:14:16,883 pay to watch, dog Hamlet. 389 00:14:16,923 --> 00:14:19,283 Is this a dog bone I see before me? That's Macbeth. 390 00:14:19,323 --> 00:14:21,363 Fuck off Erin, Hamlet, MacBeth, 391 00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,043 it's all fucking unwatchable shite in't it. 392 00:14:22,043 --> 00:14:23,763 it's all fucking unwatchable shite in't it. 393 00:14:23,803 --> 00:14:25,923 Look, I think we should just all forget all about it, 394 00:14:25,963 --> 00:14:28,803 Dan gave me the dog and I don't want him running. 395 00:14:28,843 --> 00:14:30,043 Cardi, you giving up at the first hurdle man. 396 00:14:30,043 --> 00:14:31,323 Cardi, you giving up at the first hurdle man. 397 00:14:31,363 --> 00:14:33,683 Wait, wait, wait, I've got a thought. You know Wayne Carr. 398 00:14:33,723 --> 00:14:36,363 It's pronounced Wayneker. I swear to fucking God. 399 00:14:36,403 --> 00:14:38,043 He said make the hare out of Cardi's clothes 'cos and he'll chase it. 400 00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:39,523 He said make the hare out of Cardi's clothes 'cos and he'll chase it. 401 00:14:39,563 --> 00:14:42,043 He did. Oh you think- 402 00:14:42,083 --> 00:14:45,003 He's running for Cardi? Exactly! Worth investigating. 403 00:14:45,043 --> 00:14:46,043 He does smell fierce bad to be fair. 404 00:14:46,043 --> 00:14:47,883 He does smell fierce bad to be fair. 405 00:14:47,923 --> 00:14:48,963 Fuck off! 406 00:14:49,003 --> 00:14:51,443 Fucking hell, who invited the Kray twins! 407 00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:53,523 What are the MacDonagh's doing here? 408 00:14:55,083 --> 00:14:57,443 Barry, Davey how's it going? 409 00:14:57,483 --> 00:14:59,163 Vincent. 410 00:14:59,203 --> 00:15:00,443 Other people. 411 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:02,043 You seem to be avoiding my calls. 412 00:15:02,043 --> 00:15:03,163 You seem to be avoiding my calls. 413 00:15:03,203 --> 00:15:04,963 No, fucking hell. 414 00:15:05,003 --> 00:15:09,203 Yeah I've just been really busy, got into the er, greyhound game. 415 00:15:09,243 --> 00:15:10,043 Bit of a fucking nightmare... 416 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:11,323 Bit of a fucking nightmare... 417 00:15:13,803 --> 00:15:15,403 I used to have a dog once. 418 00:15:15,443 --> 00:15:18,043 Lovely little thing it was, then one day it nipped at me. 419 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,563 Lovely little thing it was, then one day it nipped at me. 420 00:15:19,603 --> 00:15:21,643 It never nipped at me again. 421 00:15:21,683 --> 00:15:24,763 What, you give it away? No, Barry killed it. 422 00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:26,043 Oh fucking hell. 423 00:15:26,043 --> 00:15:26,483 Oh fucking hell. 424 00:15:26,523 --> 00:15:28,243 What's his name? Martin. 425 00:15:28,283 --> 00:15:29,643 Arson Fire. Martin! 426 00:15:29,683 --> 00:15:32,323 It's not Martin dude. Martin? 427 00:15:32,363 --> 00:15:34,043 Sounds like the treasurer of a ramblers association. 428 00:15:34,043 --> 00:15:35,523 Sounds like the treasurer of a ramblers association. 429 00:15:35,563 --> 00:15:39,483 We've still got to have our little chat, Vincent. 430 00:15:39,523 --> 00:15:41,763 Here's where I'd like you to come. 431 00:15:41,803 --> 00:15:42,043 Oi. Tomorrow. 12:30. 432 00:15:42,043 --> 00:15:46,763 Oi. Tomorrow. 12:30. 433 00:15:46,803 --> 00:15:48,283 Bring a towel. 434 00:15:53,683 --> 00:15:56,723 Oh fuck! Fucking Shamrock Sauna. 435 00:15:56,763 --> 00:15:58,043 Yeah I know it well. I'll join ya. Absolutely not! 436 00:15:58,043 --> 00:15:59,683 Yeah I know it well. I'll join ya. Absolutely not! 437 00:16:01,723 --> 00:16:03,643 Vin? Yeah. Vin. 438 00:16:03,683 --> 00:16:06,043 Please tell me you're not getting involved with the MacDonagh's. 439 00:16:06,043 --> 00:16:06,563 Please tell me you're not getting involved with the MacDonagh's. 440 00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:08,923 I'm not getting involved with the MacDonagh's. Shit! 441 00:16:08,963 --> 00:16:11,163 Because that'd be really fucking stupid, wouldn't it? 442 00:16:11,203 --> 00:16:13,523 I mean you just get rid of McCann and then you get involved 443 00:16:13,563 --> 00:16:14,043 with them lunatics. I know, they're not as bad as McCann. 444 00:16:14,043 --> 00:16:15,843 with them lunatics. I know, they're not as bad as McCann. 445 00:16:15,883 --> 00:16:17,683 They are. I mean Barry's a fucking headcase. 446 00:16:17,723 --> 00:16:20,243 But you can talk to Davey - I just need to get me bloody weed back, 447 00:16:20,283 --> 00:16:22,043 do you know what I mean. Listen. Honestly, 448 00:16:22,043 --> 00:16:22,243 do you know what I mean. Listen. Honestly, 449 00:16:22,283 --> 00:16:24,043 I ain't getting involved. 450 00:16:27,283 --> 00:16:28,683 Towels off. 451 00:16:32,083 --> 00:16:33,843 As you wish. 452 00:16:33,883 --> 00:16:36,603 And those are? It's my swimming trunks. 453 00:16:36,643 --> 00:16:38,043 I can see that, but why aren't you al fresco? 454 00:16:38,043 --> 00:16:39,203 I can see that, but why aren't you al fresco? 455 00:16:39,243 --> 00:16:42,403 That means outdoor dining. So... 456 00:16:42,443 --> 00:16:46,043 I've not done er al fresco, it's only I'm nervous about 457 00:16:46,083 --> 00:16:47,243 getting me hog out. 458 00:16:47,283 --> 00:16:50,803 I've never been to a meeting where everyone's... 459 00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:52,563 It's just fucking weird. 460 00:16:52,603 --> 00:16:54,043 Fine - to business. McCann's out of the picture. 461 00:16:54,043 --> 00:16:55,843 Fine - to business. McCann's out of the picture. 462 00:16:56,803 --> 00:17:00,803 Which means between us, we rule the area, agreed? 463 00:17:00,843 --> 00:17:02,043 So why fight? When we can join forces and prosper. 464 00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,803 So why fight? When we can join forces and prosper. 465 00:17:04,763 --> 00:17:06,683 Meaning? Meaning... 466 00:17:06,723 --> 00:17:09,963 ..we will give you your weed back, every last leaf, 467 00:17:10,003 --> 00:17:10,043 but then we share resources, share profits. 468 00:17:10,043 --> 00:17:13,723 but then we share resources, share profits. 469 00:17:15,483 --> 00:17:18,043 OK. Thanks for inviting us down. 470 00:17:18,043 --> 00:17:18,483 OK. Thanks for inviting us down. 471 00:17:20,083 --> 00:17:22,563 The answers a no. I'm really sorry. 472 00:17:24,123 --> 00:17:26,043 So this is you now is it? 473 00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:26,363 So this is you now is it? 474 00:17:26,403 --> 00:17:30,603 That ridiculous haircut, training hounds... 475 00:17:30,643 --> 00:17:33,723 We might win some money out of that little bugger just yet, you know. 476 00:17:33,763 --> 00:17:34,043 He might bring us a load of second hand body parts? 477 00:17:34,043 --> 00:17:35,883 He might bring us a load of second hand body parts? 478 00:17:35,923 --> 00:17:38,283 Really? No. What does that mean? 479 00:17:38,323 --> 00:17:40,523 He's just fucking doped ignore him. 480 00:17:40,563 --> 00:17:42,043 It's a in house joke. Forget about it. 481 00:17:42,043 --> 00:17:42,523 It's a in house joke. Forget about it. 482 00:17:42,563 --> 00:17:45,363 I can't just forget about it, it's hanging there now, 483 00:17:45,403 --> 00:17:47,043 like half an anecdote. 484 00:17:49,083 --> 00:17:50,043 Alright we- we were out on the field training the bloody dog. 485 00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:52,523 Alright we- we were out on the field training the bloody dog. 486 00:17:52,563 --> 00:17:55,323 Lost it. Come back with a human foot. 487 00:17:55,363 --> 00:17:56,603 Human foot. 488 00:17:57,963 --> 00:17:58,043 Where was this? Hang on. Hang on. 489 00:17:58,043 --> 00:18:00,003 Where was this? Hang on. Hang on. 490 00:18:00,043 --> 00:18:02,243 Do you know who's it is? Where's this foot now? 491 00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:04,323 What the bloody hell have you two being up to? 492 00:18:04,363 --> 00:18:06,043 Where is it? I've got rid of it, it's gone. 493 00:18:06,043 --> 00:18:06,283 Where is it? I've got rid of it, it's gone. 494 00:18:06,323 --> 00:18:07,723 Get it back. What? 495 00:18:07,763 --> 00:18:10,763 We can't have that falling into the wrong hands, now can we? 496 00:18:10,803 --> 00:18:12,123 No. 497 00:18:13,123 --> 00:18:14,043 Why is there a human foot in a field? 498 00:18:14,043 --> 00:18:16,523 Why is there a human foot in a field? 499 00:18:16,563 --> 00:18:21,203 Long story, Vincent. Just get me that foot. 500 00:18:21,243 --> 00:18:22,043 And when you bring it back, you can give me your answer on the deal. 501 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,483 And when you bring it back, you can give me your answer on the deal. 502 00:18:24,523 --> 00:18:26,083 No. I've... 503 00:18:26,123 --> 00:18:28,603 I've given you the answer. I've called it right now, 504 00:18:28,643 --> 00:18:30,043 I'm sorry it's a no. 505 00:18:30,043 --> 00:18:30,283 I'm sorry it's a no. 506 00:18:30,323 --> 00:18:31,763 Very flattered though. 507 00:18:34,843 --> 00:18:36,083 Okey dokey. 508 00:18:41,883 --> 00:18:44,403 Oh fucking fucking hell. What? 509 00:18:44,443 --> 00:18:46,043 You know what that means don't ya. When Davey says okey dokey. 510 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,883 You know what that means don't ya. When Davey says okey dokey. 511 00:18:47,923 --> 00:18:49,083 No. 512 00:18:49,123 --> 00:18:51,363 Ask Jackie No Nose, mate. 513 00:18:51,403 --> 00:18:53,403 When Davey says okey dokey, 514 00:18:53,443 --> 00:18:54,043 it means very much the fucking opposite. 515 00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:57,163 it means very much the fucking opposite. 516 00:18:59,403 --> 00:19:02,043 Put your penis away, dude. I won't. 517 00:19:02,043 --> 00:19:02,683 Put your penis away, dude. I won't. 518 00:19:04,403 --> 00:19:07,843 Look at it, Vincent. Look him in the eye. 519 00:19:07,883 --> 00:19:09,923 Look. Hey, hey, hey dude. 520 00:19:21,603 --> 00:19:22,643 What do you want? 521 00:19:22,683 --> 00:19:25,603 Gary, Gary love, tell me you've still got the foot. 522 00:19:25,643 --> 00:19:26,043 The one you specifically asked me to destroy. 523 00:19:26,043 --> 00:19:27,723 The one you specifically asked me to destroy. 524 00:19:27,763 --> 00:19:30,563 That's the one yeah. No, it's in my walk in freezer. 525 00:19:31,523 --> 00:19:34,043 Thank fuck for that, listen Gary, I'm gonna need that back. 526 00:19:34,043 --> 00:19:34,083 Thank fuck for that, listen Gary, I'm gonna need that back. 527 00:19:34,123 --> 00:19:36,043 What did I tell you last time we spoke? 528 00:19:36,083 --> 00:19:38,323 Not... Not to ask for things. 529 00:19:38,363 --> 00:19:40,763 Exactly! You gave me the foot, it's mine, 530 00:19:40,803 --> 00:19:42,043 fuck off auf wiedersehen, au revoir, Slan Leat. 531 00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:43,363 fuck off auf wiedersehen, au revoir, Slan Leat. 532 00:19:43,403 --> 00:19:44,763 Gary just hang on a minute. 533 00:19:44,803 --> 00:19:47,643 You've got enough weird fucking body parts in your dungeon. 534 00:19:47,683 --> 00:19:50,043 Haven't ya, eh? Yeah, so I'm coming down for that bloody foot. 535 00:19:50,043 --> 00:19:50,483 Haven't ya, eh? Yeah, so I'm coming down for that bloody foot. 536 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:53,123 Have it ready, I'll be down there as soon as I can. Alright? 537 00:19:53,163 --> 00:19:55,603 Well good luck, with that because I'm off to a Satanic wedding 538 00:19:55,643 --> 00:19:58,043 in Cirencester. A Satanic... It's not a thing that. 539 00:19:58,043 --> 00:19:58,763 in Cirencester. A Satanic... It's not a thing that. 540 00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:00,563 You fucking fucker. 541 00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:14,043 Shit! 542 00:20:14,043 --> 00:20:15,363 Shit! 543 00:20:24,923 --> 00:20:26,043 Right problem. 544 00:20:26,083 --> 00:20:29,163 So let's just assume that he'll only run for Cardi's scent, yeah? 545 00:20:29,203 --> 00:20:30,043 That means we can't get him to win on the track, 546 00:20:30,043 --> 00:20:31,083 That means we can't get him to win on the track, 547 00:20:31,123 --> 00:20:33,283 unless the rabbit being chased- Hare. 548 00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:35,203 Hare! Is that rabbit there. 549 00:20:35,243 --> 00:20:38,043 Well no, because that's gonna happen is it, they use a mechanical hare. 550 00:20:38,043 --> 00:20:39,163 Well no, because that's gonna happen is it, they use a mechanical hare. 551 00:20:41,323 --> 00:20:45,723 Unless, we put my hare inside the mechanical hare. 552 00:20:46,683 --> 00:20:48,243 And how you gonna do that? 553 00:20:50,443 --> 00:20:52,563 Wayne Carr. 554 00:20:52,603 --> 00:20:53,723 The Wanker. 555 00:20:55,243 --> 00:20:58,083 I'm not happy about this, Carol. Oh for God Sake, Cardi, 556 00:20:58,123 --> 00:21:01,683 I'm doing this for your stupid dog. Just listen to me for second. 557 00:21:01,723 --> 00:21:02,043 It's posh this race you know, tomorrow. It's a big deal. 558 00:21:02,043 --> 00:21:04,123 It's posh this race you know, tomorrow. It's a big deal. 559 00:21:04,163 --> 00:21:07,203 Alright now if we can get your Martin to follow your fucking scent, 560 00:21:07,243 --> 00:21:09,923 we could be quids in. Christ on a bike. 561 00:21:09,963 --> 00:21:10,043 Listen get Wayne pissed, and get them fucking keys, 562 00:21:10,043 --> 00:21:13,643 Listen get Wayne pissed, and get them fucking keys, 563 00:21:13,683 --> 00:21:17,163 alright, if anything kicks off, text our Ashley, he'll be outside. 564 00:21:17,203 --> 00:21:18,043 Game on. 565 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:18,443 Game on. 566 00:21:21,963 --> 00:21:25,803 Listen, you lot stay here, me and dickhead are gonna go and try 567 00:21:25,843 --> 00:21:26,043 and steal that foot from fucking Gary's, come on. 568 00:21:26,043 --> 00:21:28,443 and steal that foot from fucking Gary's, come on. 569 00:21:28,483 --> 00:21:30,403 See you on the flip side. Yeah. Good luck. 570 00:21:30,443 --> 00:21:33,323 This fucking door does my head in. Come on. 571 00:21:33,363 --> 00:21:34,043 # Shots - LMFAO Feat. Lil Jon # 572 00:21:34,043 --> 00:21:36,323 # Shots - LMFAO Feat. Lil Jon # 573 00:21:37,323 --> 00:21:40,563 # If you're tryin' to fuck, get your hands in the air 574 00:21:40,603 --> 00:21:42,043 # I said I'm fucked up 575 00:21:42,043 --> 00:21:42,843 # I said I'm fucked up 576 00:21:42,883 --> 00:21:44,803 # I'm fucked up 577 00:21:44,843 --> 00:21:48,603 # I'm tryin' to fuck 578 00:21:48,643 --> 00:21:49,763 # Shots... 579 00:21:57,443 --> 00:21:58,043 The fuck's that? Oh Christ it's Jim. 580 00:21:58,043 --> 00:22:00,203 The fuck's that? Oh Christ it's Jim. 581 00:22:00,243 --> 00:22:02,603 What's he fucking doing. Fuck off. 582 00:22:02,643 --> 00:22:04,643 Smashed out of his head. 583 00:22:04,683 --> 00:22:06,043 Here fuck off. Fuck off, you wankers. 584 00:22:06,043 --> 00:22:07,843 Here fuck off. Fuck off, you wankers. 585 00:22:07,883 --> 00:22:10,883 Jimbo. Put your starfish away, dude. 586 00:22:11,843 --> 00:22:14,043 Vinnie? Yes. Get out the road. 587 00:22:14,043 --> 00:22:14,723 Vinnie? Yes. Get out the road. 588 00:22:14,763 --> 00:22:16,163 Tommo fucking hell. 589 00:22:17,923 --> 00:22:19,563 Let us in you cunts. 590 00:22:19,603 --> 00:22:21,443 What you done to your fucking head. 591 00:22:21,483 --> 00:22:22,043 I fell into the bushes. 592 00:22:22,043 --> 00:22:22,843 I fell into the bushes. 593 00:22:22,883 --> 00:22:24,803 How much you had to drink, you? 594 00:22:24,843 --> 00:22:28,763 I'm celebrating. It's my birthday. 595 00:22:28,803 --> 00:22:30,043 He's still alive. 596 00:22:30,043 --> 00:22:30,243 He's still alive. 597 00:22:30,283 --> 00:22:33,483 Happy birthday, you been out with mates then, no? 598 00:22:33,523 --> 00:22:35,843 No, on me own. 599 00:22:38,083 --> 00:22:40,923 Where you two going, at this time of night, anyway? 600 00:22:40,963 --> 00:22:42,283 Well as it happens Jim, 601 00:22:42,323 --> 00:22:44,883 we are on our way to break into an undertakers. 602 00:22:44,923 --> 00:22:46,043 Dick head. Just fucking. What you tell him that for? 603 00:22:46,043 --> 00:22:48,083 Dick head. Just fucking. What you tell him that for? 604 00:22:48,123 --> 00:22:51,443 It's his fucking birthday, in it. What you nicking, a stiff? 605 00:22:54,843 --> 00:22:57,363 Shut up you fucking wittering old twat. 606 00:22:57,403 --> 00:22:59,323 Get in the fucking van. You're going home. 607 00:22:59,363 --> 00:23:02,043 Hey. Hey. I could be your fucking No! You fucking knob end. 608 00:23:02,043 --> 00:23:03,003 Hey. Hey. I could be your fucking No! You fucking knob end. 609 00:23:03,043 --> 00:23:04,843 I fucking be in your car. You need me. 610 00:23:04,883 --> 00:23:06,803 You're going home. You fucking know you do. 611 00:23:06,843 --> 00:23:07,883 It's a firm no! 612 00:23:10,203 --> 00:23:11,803 Go! Go! Go! 613 00:23:23,723 --> 00:23:26,043 How's it going, Wayne isn't it.? 614 00:23:26,043 --> 00:23:26,523 How's it going, Wayne isn't it.? 615 00:23:28,003 --> 00:23:29,723 Dog training woman? 616 00:23:29,763 --> 00:23:32,203 Carol. Fancy meeting you here. 617 00:23:33,083 --> 00:23:34,043 You er, you on your own? 618 00:23:34,043 --> 00:23:35,403 You er, you on your own? 619 00:23:35,443 --> 00:23:39,243 Well I was meant to be meeting me friend but she hasn't arrived. 620 00:23:39,283 --> 00:23:41,683 Right, right... 621 00:23:42,563 --> 00:23:44,403 Well, have a great night. 622 00:23:44,443 --> 00:23:47,003 You can er, join me if you like. 623 00:23:47,043 --> 00:23:48,643 Oh, I sure don't want to be any bother. 624 00:23:48,683 --> 00:23:50,043 Your no bother. 625 00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:50,683 Your no bother. 626 00:23:50,723 --> 00:23:53,763 Two more pints please mate. Do you want a drink? 627 00:23:53,803 --> 00:23:57,443 I'll have a white wine spritzer, please. Two pints is it? 628 00:23:57,483 --> 00:23:58,043 Big thirsty boy. 629 00:23:58,043 --> 00:23:59,083 Big thirsty boy. 630 00:23:59,123 --> 00:24:03,163 Oh, no, they're not both for me - I'm with the wife. 631 00:24:10,283 --> 00:24:12,843 Oi. Oi. Oi. Shut up - listen. 632 00:24:12,883 --> 00:24:14,043 Stay there sing yourself happy birthday or something, 633 00:24:14,043 --> 00:24:15,563 Stay there sing yourself happy birthday or something, 634 00:24:15,603 --> 00:24:17,843 we'll be in and out. I wanna come with you. 635 00:24:17,883 --> 00:24:19,043 Why? You don't! 636 00:24:19,083 --> 00:24:21,203 I wanna see a fucking dead body. 637 00:24:21,243 --> 00:24:22,043 Jesus fucking Christ he's disgusting. 638 00:24:22,043 --> 00:24:23,003 Jesus fucking Christ he's disgusting. 639 00:24:23,043 --> 00:24:25,563 I tell you what try this, look in the mirror. 640 00:24:25,603 --> 00:24:29,443 Shut your mouth, you fairy tale looking cunt. 641 00:24:29,483 --> 00:24:30,043 Wow. 642 00:24:30,043 --> 00:24:30,803 Wow. 643 00:24:31,843 --> 00:24:33,283 Your old as fuck. 644 00:24:33,323 --> 00:24:35,883 I mean surely you've already seen a dead body by now man. 645 00:24:35,923 --> 00:24:38,043 Yeah but only old ones. I wanna see a young one. 646 00:24:38,043 --> 00:24:39,523 Yeah but only old ones. I wanna see a young one. 647 00:24:40,923 --> 00:24:43,203 That's a fucking weird thing to say, in it? 648 00:24:43,243 --> 00:24:45,683 Oi, we're not here for fun, where grabbing the object 649 00:24:45,723 --> 00:24:46,043 and then we're getting the fuck out of here. 650 00:24:46,043 --> 00:24:47,483 and then we're getting the fuck out of here. 651 00:24:47,523 --> 00:24:49,563 Do you know what I mean? Well it's my birthday Vin 652 00:24:49,603 --> 00:24:52,443 and birthday boy's always get what they ask for. 653 00:24:52,483 --> 00:24:54,043 Father Pissmass, down here. 654 00:24:54,043 --> 00:24:55,403 Father Pissmass, down here. 655 00:24:55,443 --> 00:24:58,363 Get your shit together, so we can get the fuck in there. 656 00:24:58,403 --> 00:24:59,803 Oh cheers. 657 00:25:00,683 --> 00:25:02,043 # Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing - Chris Isaak # 658 00:25:02,043 --> 00:25:03,763 # Baby Did A Bad Bad Thing - Chris Isaak # 659 00:25:07,163 --> 00:25:09,203 It's a lot of hard work isn't it. 660 00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:10,043 Constantly sort of having to up keep the track and all that, 661 00:25:10,043 --> 00:25:12,723 Constantly sort of having to up keep the track and all that, 662 00:25:12,763 --> 00:25:15,803 making sure there's no- no lumps or bumps and that. 663 00:25:15,843 --> 00:25:18,043 Now the mechanical hare, I'd say that needs a lot of maintenance. 664 00:25:18,043 --> 00:25:18,923 Now the mechanical hare, I'd say that needs a lot of maintenance. 665 00:25:18,963 --> 00:25:21,643 Don't get him started on the hare. He loves that hare. 666 00:25:21,683 --> 00:25:23,083 I don't love it, Jackie. 667 00:25:23,123 --> 00:25:26,043 He'd shag it if it wasn't illegal. Er... Not sure it's illegal. 668 00:25:26,043 --> 00:25:26,563 He'd shag it if it wasn't illegal. Er... Not sure it's illegal. 669 00:25:27,683 --> 00:25:29,203 I'm going for a piss. 670 00:25:33,803 --> 00:25:34,043 Here are Jimbo, perfect size for you these. 671 00:25:34,043 --> 00:25:36,803 Here are Jimbo, perfect size for you these. 672 00:25:36,843 --> 00:25:39,123 Just think, you'll be in one of these soon, won't ya. 673 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:40,683 Fucking heart of an ox, me. 674 00:25:40,723 --> 00:25:42,043 I'll fucking out live fucking pair of you. 675 00:25:42,043 --> 00:25:43,003 I'll fucking out live fucking pair of you. 676 00:25:43,043 --> 00:25:46,403 Stinking of piss is a cure for old age and you'll live for ever mate. 677 00:25:46,443 --> 00:25:48,563 Why don't you just fuck off! 678 00:25:49,603 --> 00:25:50,043 I can't help noticing the thing there, 679 00:25:50,043 --> 00:25:51,523 I can't help noticing the thing there, 680 00:25:51,563 --> 00:25:53,483 that verbally thing, the 'mmm', mmm'. 681 00:25:53,523 --> 00:25:55,083 What the fuck is that like. 682 00:25:55,123 --> 00:25:57,083 It's been going on for years, 683 00:25:57,123 --> 00:25:58,043 drives me mad, he only does it when he's... 684 00:25:58,043 --> 00:26:00,323 drives me mad, he only does it when he's... 685 00:26:01,923 --> 00:26:03,243 ..sexually nervous. 686 00:26:03,283 --> 00:26:05,643 Sexually nervous? And what, he sexually nervous now? 687 00:26:05,683 --> 00:26:06,043 Yes. Why? 688 00:26:06,043 --> 00:26:06,883 Yes. Why? 689 00:26:06,923 --> 00:26:08,603 Because of you. Because of me? 690 00:26:11,203 --> 00:26:14,043 He keeps asking me to have a threesome, Carol. 691 00:26:14,043 --> 00:26:14,483 He keeps asking me to have a threesome, Carol. 692 00:26:14,523 --> 00:26:15,963 But I don't want to. 693 00:26:17,523 --> 00:26:22,043 I just want us to be happy again, like we used to be. 694 00:26:22,043 --> 00:26:22,323 I just want us to be happy again, like we used to be. 695 00:26:26,043 --> 00:26:28,763 And you will be Jackie, you will be... 696 00:26:29,843 --> 00:26:30,043 For fuck sake, where's he keep the fucking stiffs? 697 00:26:30,043 --> 00:26:32,723 For fuck sake, where's he keep the fucking stiffs? 698 00:26:32,763 --> 00:26:35,283 They'll be on the floor, behind the bins 699 00:26:35,323 --> 00:26:38,043 you great fucking lemon. Where'd you think he keeps them, dude? 700 00:26:38,043 --> 00:26:38,363 you great fucking lemon. Where'd you think he keeps them, dude? 701 00:26:38,403 --> 00:26:40,243 They'll be in a big freezer or something. 702 00:26:40,283 --> 00:26:42,403 They'll be in freezer or something like that. 703 00:26:42,443 --> 00:26:44,043 Oh buzzing. 704 00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:50,603 That is a fridge. 705 00:26:54,683 --> 00:26:57,323 It's sexual. Ooh. 706 00:26:57,363 --> 00:26:59,283 You start on that side. 707 00:26:59,323 --> 00:27:00,803 I wanna start on this side. 708 00:27:00,843 --> 00:27:02,043 Jimbo, stand there try not to be a pissed up cunt. 709 00:27:02,043 --> 00:27:03,843 Jimbo, stand there try not to be a pissed up cunt. 710 00:27:03,883 --> 00:27:05,043 Keep your eye out. 711 00:27:05,083 --> 00:27:06,843 Looking for the foot. Severed foot guys. 712 00:27:06,883 --> 00:27:08,683 Oh dude. Found it. 713 00:27:08,723 --> 00:27:10,043 Hay oh. 714 00:27:10,043 --> 00:27:10,363 Hay oh. 715 00:27:11,923 --> 00:27:15,403 Hi five it. Woo... Hey fucking Vin. 716 00:27:17,523 --> 00:27:18,043 Fuck. Tell me that door opens from the inside, Jimbo. 717 00:27:18,043 --> 00:27:20,443 Fuck. Tell me that door opens from the inside, Jimbo. 718 00:27:20,483 --> 00:27:22,483 Course it fucking opens. 719 00:27:22,523 --> 00:27:24,563 It's a fucking door. 720 00:27:26,723 --> 00:27:31,363 Oh fuck me dude. Shit. Fucking dickhead. 721 00:27:38,603 --> 00:27:40,523 Did you get the keys? 722 00:27:40,563 --> 00:27:42,043 Not yet. What's taking so long? 723 00:27:42,043 --> 00:27:42,243 Not yet. What's taking so long? 724 00:27:42,283 --> 00:27:45,123 He's with his wife - and she's lovely and we're going to help her. 725 00:27:45,163 --> 00:27:47,643 What? How? Has Tommo still got Alison? 726 00:27:47,683 --> 00:27:48,883 Alison? 727 00:27:50,163 --> 00:27:51,883 Ah fucking gorgeous. 728 00:27:51,923 --> 00:27:54,683 Listen we need to accept our situation here. 729 00:27:54,723 --> 00:27:57,563 Trapped in an undertakers freezer. 730 00:27:57,603 --> 00:27:58,043 Correct. And no fuckers knows where here, either. 731 00:27:58,043 --> 00:28:01,243 Correct. And no fuckers knows where here, either. 732 00:28:01,283 --> 00:28:05,243 Alright, so we just don't panic. There's no need for it. 733 00:28:05,283 --> 00:28:06,043 We're gonna get out. Come here. Get your hand in there. 734 00:28:06,043 --> 00:28:07,603 We're gonna get out. Come here. Get your hand in there. 735 00:28:07,643 --> 00:28:10,883 Noooooo panic! 736 00:28:10,923 --> 00:28:13,123 No panic. Yes. 737 00:28:14,883 --> 00:28:17,123 Yeah man were professional. 738 00:28:17,163 --> 00:28:18,643 Yes. 739 00:28:23,843 --> 00:28:28,043 Welcome, welcome to my mobile erotic parlour. Please. 740 00:28:28,083 --> 00:28:29,723 This is perfect, Carol... 741 00:28:29,763 --> 00:28:30,043 May I take your coats. 742 00:28:30,043 --> 00:28:31,523 May I take your coats. 743 00:28:31,563 --> 00:28:34,563 Say hello to my little friend. 744 00:28:34,603 --> 00:28:37,523 She come with a built in pulsating vagina. 745 00:28:37,563 --> 00:28:38,043 And she loves making new friends. 746 00:28:38,043 --> 00:28:39,803 And she loves making new friends. 747 00:28:39,843 --> 00:28:45,843 Please enjoy a complimentary glass of drink while we get on the road. 748 00:28:45,883 --> 00:28:46,043 She won't bite. Not yet. 749 00:28:46,043 --> 00:28:49,043 She won't bite. Not yet. 750 00:28:54,563 --> 00:28:55,923 Woo. 751 00:28:55,963 --> 00:28:58,803 Fuck me, this is it then in it, 752 00:28:58,843 --> 00:29:01,763 we're all gonna die in a great big fucking freezer. 753 00:29:03,243 --> 00:29:06,163 Oh there was so much I didn't get done, dude. 754 00:29:06,203 --> 00:29:07,323 Like what? 755 00:29:07,363 --> 00:29:08,563 Bukkake. 756 00:29:08,603 --> 00:29:10,043 Bukkake? What the fuck is wrong with you eh? 757 00:29:10,043 --> 00:29:12,443 Bukkake? What the fuck is wrong with you eh? 758 00:29:12,483 --> 00:29:15,483 Here we're all faced death and all you can think is 759 00:29:15,523 --> 00:29:18,043 fucking Japanese sex jizz porn. 760 00:29:18,043 --> 00:29:18,763 fucking Japanese sex jizz porn. 761 00:29:18,803 --> 00:29:23,163 I once coloured in a world map - red for every country 762 00:29:23,203 --> 00:29:25,603 I'd made love to a woman from. 763 00:29:25,643 --> 00:29:26,043 How red did you get it then? 764 00:29:26,043 --> 00:29:27,083 How red did you get it then? 765 00:29:27,123 --> 00:29:30,443 England. Er... 766 00:29:31,443 --> 00:29:34,043 ..Jersey. There's another one er... 767 00:29:34,043 --> 00:29:35,443 ..Jersey. There's another one er... 768 00:29:36,803 --> 00:29:38,363 ..Isle of Man. 769 00:29:38,403 --> 00:29:40,283 Damn near took over didn't ya?! 770 00:29:41,243 --> 00:29:42,043 Why you even sharing a story like that at a time like this Jimbo?! 771 00:29:42,043 --> 00:29:44,723 Why you even sharing a story like that at a time like this Jimbo?! 772 00:29:44,763 --> 00:29:47,643 Because if I'd known I was gonna die in a fucking freezer 773 00:29:47,683 --> 00:29:49,963 I might have fucking broadened my hunt. 774 00:29:50,003 --> 00:29:50,043 To fucking where? 775 00:29:50,043 --> 00:29:51,603 To fucking where? 776 00:29:51,643 --> 00:29:55,723 I don't know... but I'm not into hairy armpits, Vin. 777 00:29:55,763 --> 00:29:58,043 Or them lot that wax their bush. 778 00:29:58,043 --> 00:29:58,763 Or them lot that wax their bush. 779 00:29:58,803 --> 00:30:01,243 I mean even a fucking landing strip's fine. 780 00:30:01,283 --> 00:30:02,443 Honest to God. 781 00:30:02,483 --> 00:30:04,883 But nobody wants to be met by a smooth shiny minge. 782 00:30:04,923 --> 00:30:06,043 Stop talking about shinny minges 783 00:30:06,043 --> 00:30:06,763 Stop talking about shinny minges 784 00:30:06,803 --> 00:30:10,283 and fucking world maps that you've come on. God sake. 785 00:30:10,323 --> 00:30:13,043 You know, we're fucking trapped in a shagging freezer lads, 786 00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:14,043 this is really fucking serious. We could die. 787 00:30:14,043 --> 00:30:15,603 this is really fucking serious. We could die. 788 00:30:18,843 --> 00:30:22,043 # Push it - Salt-N-Pepa # 789 00:30:22,043 --> 00:30:22,443 # Push it - Salt-N-Pepa # 790 00:30:22,483 --> 00:30:25,963 Dude, what if it don't work out and she's got to go through 791 00:30:26,003 --> 00:30:28,323 with some degrading sex act or something? 792 00:30:29,563 --> 00:30:30,043 At least you've got Martin. 793 00:30:30,043 --> 00:30:31,163 At least you've got Martin. 794 00:30:32,523 --> 00:30:33,723 The dog? 795 00:30:35,643 --> 00:30:37,843 That's my fucking wife man. Yeah I know. 796 00:30:39,723 --> 00:30:41,363 Are we having this threesome or what? 797 00:30:41,403 --> 00:30:44,203 All the way baby. Sexy dolly. 798 00:30:44,243 --> 00:30:46,043 Have you ever had a sexy dolly before? 799 00:30:46,083 --> 00:30:49,923 You can do anything to me, you and your wife. 800 00:30:49,963 --> 00:30:53,083 Ah do you want to touch my breast? Give me a little kiss. 801 00:31:08,123 --> 00:31:10,043 I've thought of dying more than anyone I fucking know. Honestly. 802 00:31:10,043 --> 00:31:12,003 I've thought of dying more than anyone I fucking know. Honestly. 803 00:31:13,883 --> 00:31:15,963 I just didn't think it would be like this. 804 00:31:16,003 --> 00:31:18,043 Trapped in an industrial freezer. 805 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:18,123 Trapped in an industrial freezer. 806 00:31:19,043 --> 00:31:20,683 How did you think it'd happen? 807 00:31:22,083 --> 00:31:23,523 Horse back. 808 00:31:23,563 --> 00:31:26,043 Fucking horse back. Fucking Robin of Loxley over here. 809 00:31:26,043 --> 00:31:27,443 Fucking horse back. Fucking Robin of Loxley over here. 810 00:31:27,483 --> 00:31:31,163 At least you're not dying on your fucking birthday. 811 00:31:31,203 --> 00:31:33,403 You're not dying on your fucking birthday either. 812 00:31:33,443 --> 00:31:34,043 Stupid old cunt. You're not gonna die before twelve o'clock are ya? 813 00:31:34,043 --> 00:31:36,203 Stupid old cunt. You're not gonna die before twelve o'clock are ya? 814 00:31:36,243 --> 00:31:38,723 Alright the fucking day after me birthday then. 815 00:31:38,763 --> 00:31:41,003 What fucking difference would it make? 816 00:31:41,043 --> 00:31:42,043 You know you'll be dead won't you thick cunt, so it won't matter 817 00:31:42,043 --> 00:31:43,843 You know you'll be dead won't you thick cunt, so it won't matter 818 00:31:43,883 --> 00:31:45,963 I mean it could be Christmas fucking day, birthday, 819 00:31:46,003 --> 00:31:48,083 shrove shagging Tuesday. That's when Jesus died. 820 00:31:48,123 --> 00:31:49,523 No, that was fucking good Friday. 821 00:31:49,563 --> 00:31:50,043 Weren't a very fucking good Friday for Jesus were it? 822 00:31:50,043 --> 00:31:51,683 Weren't a very fucking good Friday for Jesus were it? 823 00:31:51,723 --> 00:31:55,403 Shut the fuck up about Jesus' brilliant Friday. 824 00:31:55,443 --> 00:31:57,843 We are completely fucking stuck. 825 00:31:57,883 --> 00:31:58,043 That's what Jesus said up on that cross and it all turned out 826 00:31:58,043 --> 00:32:02,203 That's what Jesus said up on that cross and it all turned out 827 00:32:02,243 --> 00:32:03,643 alright for him. 828 00:32:13,843 --> 00:32:14,043 Go on Jackie, kiss her Jackie. 829 00:32:14,043 --> 00:32:15,603 Go on Jackie, kiss her Jackie. 830 00:32:18,203 --> 00:32:19,523 Jesus Christ. 831 00:32:24,763 --> 00:32:27,043 Did you get the keys? Course I've got the fucking keys! 832 00:32:27,083 --> 00:32:29,683 Can we just go please? Will you fucking come on! 833 00:32:33,443 --> 00:32:34,483 Come on. 834 00:32:35,603 --> 00:32:38,043 Useless fucking. Run out of gas. 835 00:32:38,043 --> 00:32:38,163 Useless fucking. Run out of gas. 836 00:32:38,203 --> 00:32:39,843 Fuck! 837 00:32:39,883 --> 00:32:42,643 Whoo fuck me. It's getting cold now in it. 838 00:32:44,403 --> 00:32:46,043 Shall we snuggle together, for body warmth? 839 00:32:46,043 --> 00:32:48,243 Shall we snuggle together, for body warmth? 840 00:32:48,283 --> 00:32:50,283 Don't be fucking weird dude, give over. 841 00:32:50,323 --> 00:32:54,043 Survival technique. SAS. It's not a gay thing. 842 00:32:54,043 --> 00:32:55,603 Survival technique. SAS. It's not a gay thing. 843 00:32:55,643 --> 00:32:59,003 Why would human beings huddling for warmth be a gay thing? 844 00:32:59,043 --> 00:33:02,043 I'm not homophobic, you're putting words in my mouth. 845 00:33:02,043 --> 00:33:03,083 I'm not homophobic, you're putting words in my mouth. 846 00:33:03,123 --> 00:33:05,723 I'm not putting anything in your mouth sweetheart and nor would I 847 00:33:05,763 --> 00:33:06,843 thank you very much. Why? 848 00:33:06,883 --> 00:33:08,523 Because you're not an attractive man. 849 00:33:08,563 --> 00:33:10,043 You're not Jim. You're fucking gross dude. 850 00:33:10,043 --> 00:33:11,163 You're not Jim. You're fucking gross dude. 851 00:33:12,523 --> 00:33:17,323 Fine. Me and him'll snuggle up and you can freeze to fucking death 852 00:33:17,363 --> 00:33:18,043 over their in woke corner. 853 00:33:18,043 --> 00:33:19,443 over their in woke corner. 854 00:33:19,483 --> 00:33:22,283 We need to get our clothes off - not boxers - 855 00:33:22,323 --> 00:33:26,043 and then hug together, and wrap whatever clothes and shit 856 00:33:26,043 --> 00:33:26,283 and then hug together, and wrap whatever clothes and shit 857 00:33:26,323 --> 00:33:30,723 we've got around us, so we're like a fucking heat sandwich right. 858 00:33:30,763 --> 00:33:34,043 Thomas. Get your fucking gear off. You'll never survive on your own. 859 00:33:34,043 --> 00:33:35,363 Thomas. Get your fucking gear off. You'll never survive on your own. 860 00:33:35,403 --> 00:33:39,203 But I'm being a slice of the bread, I'm not being the fucking filling. 861 00:33:40,283 --> 00:33:42,043 Right. This is it. The groundman's hut. 862 00:33:42,043 --> 00:33:42,243 Right. This is it. The groundman's hut. 863 00:33:42,283 --> 00:33:45,363 Right fucking keys. The keys. Who's got the keys? 864 00:33:45,403 --> 00:33:47,523 Give me the fucking keys. 865 00:33:47,563 --> 00:33:49,403 Spread out, we need to find these hares. 866 00:33:49,443 --> 00:33:50,043 Sorry. 867 00:33:50,043 --> 00:33:50,803 Sorry. 868 00:33:50,843 --> 00:33:53,003 Right this is what we're after here lads. 869 00:33:53,043 --> 00:33:54,723 Bollocks, there's five of the fuckers. 870 00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:57,163 Oh no, no, no. I'm not tearing it into quarters. 871 00:33:57,203 --> 00:33:58,043 Fifths. 872 00:33:58,043 --> 00:33:58,363 Fifths. 873 00:33:58,403 --> 00:34:01,123 What'll we do? If we stuff the wrong hare, Arson Fire won't chase it. 874 00:34:01,163 --> 00:34:03,243 There's only one thing for it dude - strip. 875 00:34:03,283 --> 00:34:05,923 What? Strip, T-shirt, socks, undies. Come on. 876 00:34:05,963 --> 00:34:06,043 Fuck, Cardi always stinks. 877 00:34:06,043 --> 00:34:07,483 Fuck, Cardi always stinks. 878 00:34:08,403 --> 00:34:11,323 Clothes off. Yeah alright. I'm not taking my undies off. 879 00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:13,843 We need your smell Cardi and there's no greater Cardi scent 880 00:34:13,883 --> 00:34:14,043 than them skiddy undies. 881 00:34:14,043 --> 00:34:15,403 than them skiddy undies. 882 00:34:15,443 --> 00:34:18,323 Alright, well fucking turn round then. I'm not. I'm watching this. 883 00:34:18,363 --> 00:34:20,283 Turn around. Come on. 884 00:34:30,843 --> 00:34:33,643 So it turns out you can fit three men in a body bag. 885 00:34:36,883 --> 00:34:38,043 Oh you fucker. Jimbo dude. 886 00:34:38,043 --> 00:34:39,203 Oh you fucker. Jimbo dude. 887 00:34:39,243 --> 00:34:41,883 Sorry lads it's the beer. 888 00:34:43,603 --> 00:34:45,403 Oh. Oh fuck me. 889 00:34:45,443 --> 00:34:46,043 Surely they'll realise gone and they'll come looking for us. 890 00:34:46,043 --> 00:34:48,523 Surely they'll realise gone and they'll come looking for us. 891 00:34:48,563 --> 00:34:50,843 I mean they knew where we were going didn't they? 892 00:34:50,883 --> 00:34:53,363 Surely, surely it's only a matter of time. 893 00:34:53,403 --> 00:34:54,043 Yeah. It's only a matter of time. 894 00:34:54,043 --> 00:34:56,603 Yeah. It's only a matter of time. 895 00:34:58,003 --> 00:35:02,043 # Cold Cold Ground - Tom Waits # 896 00:35:02,043 --> 00:35:03,403 # Cold Cold Ground - Tom Waits # 897 00:35:19,963 --> 00:35:25,923 Come on you. You're getting in here. Right. Up you get mate. 898 00:35:25,963 --> 00:35:26,043 Up you get. We're off to find Vinnie. 899 00:35:26,043 --> 00:35:28,043 Up you get. We're off to find Vinnie. 900 00:35:28,083 --> 00:35:30,123 It's not like him to not pick up his calls. 901 00:35:30,163 --> 00:35:32,043 I'll be back in a sec, right? 902 00:35:34,443 --> 00:35:37,403 Carol I'm off! I'm taking Martin to go find Vinnie. 903 00:35:46,723 --> 00:35:50,043 Martin... Martin... Oh for fuck sake. 904 00:35:50,043 --> 00:35:52,683 Martin... Martin... Oh for fuck sake. 905 00:35:52,723 --> 00:35:54,283 Martin? 906 00:35:54,323 --> 00:35:55,323 Carol! 907 00:36:03,203 --> 00:36:06,043 Ey, I tell you what, that's the best night's fucking kip 908 00:36:06,043 --> 00:36:06,403 Ey, I tell you what, that's the best night's fucking kip 909 00:36:06,443 --> 00:36:07,723 I've had for ages. 910 00:36:07,763 --> 00:36:09,643 How can that even be dude? 911 00:36:09,683 --> 00:36:12,603 Fucking silence. I was dead to the world. 912 00:36:12,643 --> 00:36:14,043 I know we heard you. 913 00:36:14,043 --> 00:36:14,523 I know we heard you. 914 00:36:14,563 --> 00:36:17,363 Snoring on you is like sleeping next to a fucking hog. 915 00:36:17,403 --> 00:36:20,923 Listen, main thing is, we're all still alive, now listen. Listen. 916 00:36:20,963 --> 00:36:22,043 I think I've come up with a bit of a plan. 917 00:36:22,043 --> 00:36:22,563 I think I've come up with a bit of a plan. 918 00:36:22,603 --> 00:36:25,123 You see the vent behind us. Just there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 919 00:36:25,163 --> 00:36:26,723 We can pull the door of that vent. 920 00:36:26,763 --> 00:36:28,643 I reckon if one of us can shimmy through. 921 00:36:28,683 --> 00:36:30,043 Get a bit of phone reception. 922 00:36:30,043 --> 00:36:30,483 Get a bit of phone reception. 923 00:36:30,523 --> 00:36:32,603 Get hold of someone you know what I mean. Brilliant. 924 00:36:32,643 --> 00:36:36,203 That is actually a very good idea, but I'm gonna say this right, 925 00:36:36,243 --> 00:36:38,043 I'm extremely claustrophobic. Yeah I've got bad knees. 926 00:36:38,043 --> 00:36:39,483 I'm extremely claustrophobic. Yeah I've got bad knees. 927 00:36:39,523 --> 00:36:40,683 Dude you can fuck off! 928 00:36:40,723 --> 00:36:43,283 It's always that who has to do the terrible fucking job, 929 00:36:43,323 --> 00:36:44,563 that nobody wants to do. 930 00:36:44,603 --> 00:36:46,043 None of us wanna go through a freezing fucking steel vent. 931 00:36:46,043 --> 00:36:47,763 None of us wanna go through a freezing fucking steel vent. 932 00:36:47,803 --> 00:36:50,963 But someone's gonna have to man, you know. 933 00:36:54,883 --> 00:36:57,203 Vin! Vinnie!!! Vinnie! 934 00:36:57,243 --> 00:36:58,803 Vinnie!! 935 00:36:58,843 --> 00:37:00,803 He's not here. Ah. He must be. 936 00:37:00,843 --> 00:37:02,043 Fuck it. He's not, call Erin! 937 00:37:02,043 --> 00:37:02,643 Fuck it. He's not, call Erin! 938 00:37:04,203 --> 00:37:05,963 Hello. 939 00:37:06,003 --> 00:37:09,243 Erin have you seen Vinnie? Not since yesterday, no, why? 940 00:37:09,283 --> 00:37:10,043 We're outside the shack, 941 00:37:10,043 --> 00:37:10,523 We're outside the shack, 942 00:37:10,563 --> 00:37:12,963 he's not answering and he's not answering his phone either 943 00:37:13,003 --> 00:37:14,523 and we've also lost the fucking dog. 944 00:37:14,563 --> 00:37:16,563 Has he still got that friend finder on his phone? 945 00:37:16,603 --> 00:37:18,043 Friend finder, what the fuck is that? 946 00:37:18,043 --> 00:37:18,323 Friend finder, what the fuck is that? 947 00:37:18,363 --> 00:37:19,763 Right, where are you? 948 00:37:19,803 --> 00:37:21,923 How are we deciding who goes up? 949 00:37:21,963 --> 00:37:24,403 Alright, what about this then- Ip dip. 950 00:37:24,443 --> 00:37:26,043 Fucking Ip dip? Ip dip, mate. 951 00:37:26,043 --> 00:37:26,723 Fucking Ip dip? Ip dip, mate. 952 00:37:26,763 --> 00:37:29,083 Ip dip sky blue, granny sitting on the loo - playing darts, 953 00:37:29,123 --> 00:37:31,243 she farts, out goes you! That's not how it goes. 954 00:37:31,283 --> 00:37:34,043 It's ip dip doo, doggy done a poo, went to the cinema at half past two, 955 00:37:34,043 --> 00:37:36,163 It's ip dip doo, doggy done a poo, went to the cinema at half past two, 956 00:37:36,203 --> 00:37:40,283 when the film started, everyone farted, out goes you. 957 00:37:40,323 --> 00:37:42,043 There's a cat, dude. There's cat that had flu that's wrong that- 958 00:37:42,043 --> 00:37:42,883 There's a cat, dude. There's cat that had flu that's wrong that- 959 00:37:42,923 --> 00:37:45,123 There's no fucking cat mate? There's a cat that got flu! 960 00:37:45,163 --> 00:37:47,323 There's a cat got the flu, the dog that got chickenpox! 961 00:37:47,363 --> 00:37:50,043 Cat's don't get flu do they? Well dogs don't go to the fucking cinema, 962 00:37:50,043 --> 00:37:50,123 Cat's don't get flu do they? Well dogs don't go to the fucking cinema, 963 00:37:50,163 --> 00:37:52,563 Tommy, you know what I mean. Maybe it was the cat that farted. 964 00:37:52,603 --> 00:37:55,203 No, no, no, no granny farted, didn't she?! When she was on the loo. 965 00:37:55,243 --> 00:37:57,723 Why's would she be, why would there be an old women farting her 966 00:37:57,763 --> 00:37:58,043 arse off on loo playing darts? Are we gonna play the game or not? 967 00:37:58,043 --> 00:38:00,403 arse off on loo playing darts? Are we gonna play the game or not? 968 00:38:00,443 --> 00:38:01,723 Yes. Yes. 969 00:38:01,763 --> 00:38:04,923 Right. Who's version? 970 00:38:10,923 --> 00:38:12,123 This is fucking weird. 971 00:38:12,163 --> 00:38:14,043 Come on. We're wasting time, I'm never gonna get Martin back! 972 00:38:14,043 --> 00:38:14,803 Come on. We're wasting time, I'm never gonna get Martin back! 973 00:38:14,843 --> 00:38:17,923 Cardi, you have lost a dog and one of your best friends, 974 00:38:17,963 --> 00:38:19,323 now what is more important? 975 00:38:19,363 --> 00:38:21,483 Right the app said they were here last night, 976 00:38:21,523 --> 00:38:22,043 so maybe they're still in there. 977 00:38:22,043 --> 00:38:23,123 so maybe they're still in there. 978 00:38:23,163 --> 00:38:25,963 Why would they still be in a fucking funeral parlour the next morning? 979 00:38:26,003 --> 00:38:30,043 Unless... Gary's caught them... and killed them. 980 00:38:30,043 --> 00:38:30,883 Unless... Gary's caught them... and killed them. 981 00:38:30,923 --> 00:38:32,923 And now they're lying in coffins... 982 00:38:33,963 --> 00:38:36,043 Well it's not going to be that, is it, Cardi? 983 00:38:36,083 --> 00:38:37,403 No probably not. 984 00:38:38,483 --> 00:38:40,843 Oh it's cold. 985 00:38:40,883 --> 00:38:41,923 Can you see owt? 986 00:38:41,963 --> 00:38:44,363 Can't go that way. Reverse. Other way. 987 00:38:46,763 --> 00:38:50,163 Right. Pass me. Pass me your phone. Got it yep yep. 988 00:38:50,203 --> 00:38:51,643 Hurry up dude! 989 00:38:53,203 --> 00:38:54,043 What were that? 990 00:38:54,043 --> 00:38:55,803 What were that? 991 00:38:57,323 --> 00:38:59,483 Answer it then, dickhead. 992 00:39:01,923 --> 00:39:02,043 Vinnie's phone's ringing but he's not picking up. 993 00:39:02,043 --> 00:39:04,523 Vinnie's phone's ringing but he's not picking up. 994 00:39:04,563 --> 00:39:06,083 This doors been jimmied. 995 00:39:10,883 --> 00:39:12,323 Right come on. 996 00:39:13,523 --> 00:39:15,723 Come here you fucking borrower. 997 00:39:18,563 --> 00:39:22,523 Get out the way. Go on. Go on. Fuck sake. 998 00:39:25,363 --> 00:39:26,043 Right, I'm asking for two inches. 999 00:39:26,043 --> 00:39:27,483 Right, I'm asking for two inches. 1000 00:39:27,523 --> 00:39:29,203 As the actress said to the bishop. 1001 00:39:29,243 --> 00:39:30,883 No. No. Honestly dude. 1002 00:39:30,923 --> 00:39:33,483 Is this the time for a lame penis joke. 1003 00:39:33,523 --> 00:39:34,043 No it isn't. No. Go on. 1004 00:39:34,043 --> 00:39:35,443 No it isn't. No. Go on. 1005 00:39:35,483 --> 00:39:37,003 Vin?! 1006 00:39:37,043 --> 00:39:38,643 Vinnie! Vin?! 1007 00:39:38,683 --> 00:39:40,083 Tommo...? 1008 00:39:40,123 --> 00:39:41,643 Oh. Fucking signal. 1009 00:39:42,523 --> 00:39:44,403 Vinnie? Vin? 1010 00:39:44,443 --> 00:39:45,883 Vinnie? 1011 00:39:45,923 --> 00:39:47,403 Tommo? 1012 00:39:49,083 --> 00:39:50,043 Oh well, they're definitely not in here. 1013 00:39:50,043 --> 00:39:51,803 Oh well, they're definitely not in here. 1014 00:39:51,843 --> 00:39:54,603 Nearly there. 1015 00:39:57,203 --> 00:39:58,043 Nearly got it dude. 1016 00:39:58,043 --> 00:39:58,843 Nearly got it dude. 1017 00:40:01,523 --> 00:40:04,043 Bollocks, dude it was Erin. 1018 00:40:04,083 --> 00:40:06,043 No, no, no, no. Fuck. 1019 00:40:06,043 --> 00:40:07,563 No, no, no, no. Fuck. 1020 00:40:07,603 --> 00:40:09,123 What? 1021 00:40:10,163 --> 00:40:12,283 Hello? Hello, Vincent. 1022 00:40:12,323 --> 00:40:14,043 Are you alright Davey love. Dude, I am in terrible jam. 1023 00:40:14,043 --> 00:40:15,723 Are you alright Davey love. Dude, I am in terrible jam. 1024 00:40:15,763 --> 00:40:17,483 I'm gonna have to bell you back. 1025 00:40:18,563 --> 00:40:21,563 You fucking hung up on him. Well yeah. It were Davey MacDonagh. 1026 00:40:21,603 --> 00:40:22,043 What the fuck are you playing at? 1027 00:40:22,043 --> 00:40:23,083 What the fuck are you playing at? 1028 00:40:23,123 --> 00:40:25,243 That could've been our only chance to get out of here! 1029 00:40:25,283 --> 00:40:26,883 He's not gonna come down here and help, 1030 00:40:26,923 --> 00:40:29,163 he'd be fucking made up we were stuck in here. 1031 00:40:29,203 --> 00:40:30,043 Twit. I'm gonna ring Erin. 1032 00:40:30,043 --> 00:40:30,603 Twit. I'm gonna ring Erin. 1033 00:40:30,643 --> 00:40:33,483 I've gotta do that stupid dog race thing yet you know. 1034 00:40:33,523 --> 00:40:35,803 Alright well go on then. 1035 00:40:35,843 --> 00:40:37,363 It's ringing! It's fucking ringing! 1036 00:40:37,403 --> 00:40:38,043 Good. Good. Good. 1037 00:40:38,043 --> 00:40:38,843 Good. Good. Good. 1038 00:40:42,283 --> 00:40:44,003 Vin - where are you? 1039 00:40:48,483 --> 00:40:50,083 Vin! 1040 00:40:50,123 --> 00:40:52,483 Dog race. He's gone, Vin — He's gone. 1041 00:40:52,523 --> 00:40:54,043 The dog, he was in the back of the van and now he's. 1042 00:40:54,043 --> 00:40:54,963 The dog, he was in the back of the van and now he's. 1043 00:40:55,003 --> 00:40:56,963 We've got to get the dog. We've got to get the dog. 1044 00:40:57,003 --> 00:40:59,323 Pissing dog run off. What about us? I am fucking freezing. 1045 00:40:59,363 --> 00:41:01,483 He's being stolen. He might not've been stolen. 1046 00:41:01,523 --> 00:41:02,043 He has been stolen. Oh my God. Dude, he's been stolen? 1047 00:41:02,043 --> 00:41:04,363 He has been stolen. Oh my God. Dude, he's been stolen? 1048 00:41:04,403 --> 00:41:05,683 He's been fucking stolen. 1049 00:41:05,723 --> 00:41:08,803 It's the fucking MacDonagh's. Erin. Erin. Carol. Warm up the lads. 1050 00:41:08,843 --> 00:41:10,043 Make sure Jim's alright, I think he's gonna die. 1051 00:41:10,043 --> 00:41:10,883 Make sure Jim's alright, I think he's gonna die. 1052 00:41:10,923 --> 00:41:13,803 Right Jim your with me. Tommo get in. 1053 00:41:22,843 --> 00:41:26,043 Right. Fuckers. Right, you just- You stay here. 1054 00:41:26,043 --> 00:41:26,803 Right. Fuckers. Right, you just- You stay here. 1055 00:41:26,843 --> 00:41:29,803 Dude, if they have got Martin in there I am fucking coming in. 1056 00:41:29,843 --> 00:41:31,603 I have got fucking bog roll on me boot! 1057 00:41:31,643 --> 00:41:33,163 Where the fuck is he now?! 1058 00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:36,963 Hello, Vincent, Vincent's friend. 1059 00:41:37,003 --> 00:41:40,003 Fuck sake. Fucking red hot in here. 1060 00:41:40,043 --> 00:41:42,043 Where's the dog? Have a seat. 1061 00:41:42,043 --> 00:41:42,603 Where's the dog? Have a seat. 1062 00:41:42,643 --> 00:41:45,843 I don't want a seat, I want the dog you stole! 1063 00:41:46,963 --> 00:41:49,763 Did you have chance to think about my generous offer? 1064 00:41:49,803 --> 00:41:50,043 Yeah, I did. But I can't man. 1065 00:41:50,043 --> 00:41:51,563 Yeah, I did. But I can't man. 1066 00:41:51,603 --> 00:41:53,123 I can't go in to another partnership. 1067 00:41:53,163 --> 00:41:54,763 I'm sorry it's a fucking no! 1068 00:41:57,603 --> 00:41:58,043 Barry. 1069 00:41:58,043 --> 00:41:58,843 Barry. 1070 00:42:01,923 --> 00:42:04,243 Oh Martin. Ah-ah. 1071 00:42:05,723 --> 00:42:06,043 Lovely creatures aren't they dogs, 1072 00:42:06,043 --> 00:42:07,963 Lovely creatures aren't they dogs, 1073 00:42:08,003 --> 00:42:10,923 but they have a very different system to ours. 1074 00:42:11,803 --> 00:42:14,043 They have trouble regulating their own temperature. 1075 00:42:14,043 --> 00:42:16,043 They have trouble regulating their own temperature. 1076 00:42:16,083 --> 00:42:17,883 Which is why they pant a lot. 1077 00:42:21,363 --> 00:42:22,043 Final chance, Vincent. 1078 00:42:22,043 --> 00:42:23,003 Final chance, Vincent. 1079 00:42:24,443 --> 00:42:27,163 It's a fucking no! No! 1080 00:42:36,243 --> 00:42:38,043 Dude, what the fuck you doing? 1081 00:42:38,043 --> 00:42:39,883 Dude, what the fuck you doing? 1082 00:42:42,483 --> 00:42:46,043 You're not this fucking guy, are you? Hey, is this you? 1083 00:42:46,043 --> 00:42:46,083 You're not this fucking guy, are you? Hey, is this you? 1084 00:42:46,123 --> 00:42:48,403 All you have to do is say is yes, Vincent. 1085 00:42:48,443 --> 00:42:51,363 And then we will have a lovely business arrangement. 1086 00:42:51,403 --> 00:42:53,683 Vin, Vin, please man. Please. Shit! 1087 00:42:53,723 --> 00:42:54,043 One word, three letters. 1088 00:42:54,043 --> 00:42:55,963 One word, three letters. 1089 00:42:56,003 --> 00:42:58,323 Vin, please, he's gonna fucking die in there man. 1090 00:42:58,363 --> 00:43:01,923 Davey, don't do this man. It's just a fucking stunt. 1091 00:43:01,963 --> 00:43:02,043 It's a stunt in it, come on. You know what I want Vincent. 1092 00:43:02,043 --> 00:43:04,603 It's a stunt in it, come on. You know what I want Vincent. 1093 00:43:04,643 --> 00:43:07,003 Yeah but this isn't the way to get it, Davey. 1094 00:43:07,043 --> 00:43:08,963 Let the fucking dog out now! 1095 00:43:09,003 --> 00:43:10,043 Please, Mister MacDonagh. Please let the dog out. 1096 00:43:10,043 --> 00:43:11,803 Please, Mister MacDonagh. Please let the dog out. 1097 00:43:11,843 --> 00:43:13,923 Open the door. 1098 00:43:13,963 --> 00:43:16,203 Open the fucking door. 1099 00:43:18,843 --> 00:43:21,683 Vinnie he's gonna fucking die in there, please man. 1100 00:43:23,363 --> 00:43:26,043 Shit! Erm. Fuck it then. I'll do it. 1101 00:43:26,043 --> 00:43:26,883 Shit! Erm. Fuck it then. I'll do it. 1102 00:43:26,923 --> 00:43:29,323 I'll do it! I'll go into partnership with ya. I'll do it. 1103 00:43:29,363 --> 00:43:32,883 I'll do it just whatever. Let the fucking dog out you psycho. 1104 00:43:32,923 --> 00:43:34,043 So macho. Just let the dog out. 1105 00:43:34,043 --> 00:43:35,163 So macho. Just let the dog out. 1106 00:43:38,283 --> 00:43:40,203 Give them the dog back, Barry. 1107 00:43:40,243 --> 00:43:42,043 It's alright. It's alright. 1108 00:43:42,043 --> 00:43:42,123 It's alright. It's alright. 1109 00:43:42,163 --> 00:43:43,883 Come on man, come on. Barry. 1110 00:43:45,443 --> 00:43:46,763 Barry! 1111 00:43:48,963 --> 00:43:50,043 Hello Martin. Come on love. 1112 00:43:50,043 --> 00:43:51,963 Hello Martin. Come on love. 1113 00:43:52,003 --> 00:43:53,363 There's your foot. 1114 00:43:56,963 --> 00:43:58,043 Thank you, Vincent. 1115 00:43:58,043 --> 00:43:58,563 Thank you, Vincent. 1116 00:43:59,923 --> 00:44:01,323 Come on Cardi love. 1117 00:44:04,683 --> 00:44:06,043 It's alright Martin. Let's get him to the race track. 1118 00:44:06,043 --> 00:44:07,603 It's alright Martin. Let's get him to the race track. 1119 00:44:09,323 --> 00:44:11,723 Get back in your box, twinkle toes. 1120 00:44:23,083 --> 00:44:27,243 # Dog Days - Florence and the Machine # 1121 00:44:31,563 --> 00:44:33,843 Go on lad, here we go. 1122 00:44:34,723 --> 00:44:36,403 Go on Cardi. Go on Cardi. 1123 00:44:37,883 --> 00:44:38,043 Lets hope it's been for a shit already this time. Go on Cardi. 1124 00:44:38,043 --> 00:44:41,203 Lets hope it's been for a shit already this time. Go on Cardi. 1125 00:44:46,723 --> 00:44:50,083 Here's to your community centre. And a life free of fear. 1126 00:44:52,403 --> 00:44:54,043 Right, here we go. 1127 00:44:54,043 --> 00:44:54,123 Right, here we go. 1128 00:44:56,003 --> 00:44:59,443 Here it comes. Here it comes. Come on mate. 1129 00:45:07,443 --> 00:45:10,043 Come on mate. Come on Martin. 1130 00:45:10,043 --> 00:45:10,563 Come on mate. Come on Martin. 1131 00:45:19,483 --> 00:45:20,923 Come on Martin. 1132 00:45:49,603 --> 00:45:50,043 # Woncha Come On Home - Joan Armatrading # 1133 00:45:50,043 --> 00:45:52,723 # Woncha Come On Home - Joan Armatrading # 1134 00:46:03,563 --> 00:46:06,043 We all ready to go camping? I'd rather get a UTI. 1135 00:46:06,043 --> 00:46:06,363 We all ready to go camping? I'd rather get a UTI. 1136 00:46:06,403 --> 00:46:08,683 At least one of us, is prepared for the wilderness. 1137 00:46:08,723 --> 00:46:11,043 Dylan on drugs. 1138 00:46:11,083 --> 00:46:12,923 Classic horror film mistake that lads. 1139 00:46:12,963 --> 00:46:14,043 It's cursed. 1140 00:46:14,043 --> 00:46:14,083 It's cursed. 1141 00:46:16,443 --> 00:46:18,003 I've seen things. 1142 00:46:18,043 --> 00:46:20,483 I'm fucking shitting myself? 1143 00:46:20,523 --> 00:46:22,043 Don't move! We're all gonna fucking die here. 1144 00:46:22,043 --> 00:46:23,043 Don't move! We're all gonna fucking die here. 1145 00:46:23,083 --> 00:46:24,523 Jesus Christ. Sarah? 1146 00:46:24,563 --> 00:46:27,563 AccessibleCustomerService@sky.uk