1 00:00:00,021 --> 00:00:04,021 'This programme contains very strong language from the outset 2 00:00:04,061 --> 00:00:06,501 and throughout, and adult humour.' 3 00:00:11,661 --> 00:00:13,821 Now then, fat head. 4 00:00:13,861 --> 00:00:15,861 Mr O'Neill. Please, come in, sit down. 5 00:00:15,901 --> 00:00:20,141 This is Abigail, she's a trainee GP. She's going to be observing today, 6 00:00:20,181 --> 00:00:24,581 unless you have, erm... unless you have any objection. 7 00:00:27,421 --> 00:00:29,301 No, no, I don't. 8 00:00:29,341 --> 00:00:33,141 Anyway, the object of the exercise is that we behave exactly as normal, 9 00:00:33,181 --> 00:00:36,341 so that Abigail gets a window on how the practice works. 10 00:00:36,381 --> 00:00:39,901 So, Vincent, what can we do for you today... 11 00:00:39,941 --> 00:00:43,501 Erm.... 12 00:00:43,541 --> 00:00:45,701 It's me... 13 00:00:45,741 --> 00:00:47,941 Bipolar. It is me bipolar, yes. 14 00:00:50,381 --> 00:00:54,021 Just worried about the amount of, er.... medicine I'm on... 15 00:00:54,061 --> 00:00:56,661 Just no libido. 16 00:00:56,701 --> 00:01:01,141 And the psychotherapy we've arranged with Fiona Frank, is that helping? 17 00:01:01,181 --> 00:01:03,061 It's good stuff. Helping a lot. 18 00:01:03,101 --> 00:01:06,781 Love, do you want a tissue? 19 00:01:06,821 --> 00:01:10,221 I'm not here.You are! You're like Bob Fleming over there. 20 00:01:10,261 --> 00:01:13,141 Are you sure you don't wanna a tissue?I'm fine. 21 00:01:13,181 --> 00:01:17,061 Alright, Bob.Great, well, erm, the vital thing with bipolar 22 00:01:17,101 --> 00:01:20,741 is we deal with the mental... ..and the physical, er... 23 00:01:20,781 --> 00:01:23,501 Yeah, sorry. Sorry, Chris, to cut you off there. 24 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:27,341 The real reason I'm here is cos I've got a chapped... 25 00:01:27,381 --> 00:01:31,621 cock hole and I'm embarrassed. I don't feel I can talk about it 26 00:01:31,661 --> 00:01:37,501 in front of a new person, so... Right, great, no problem. 27 00:01:37,541 --> 00:01:41,421 Abigail... Thank you. Of course. 28 00:01:41,461 --> 00:01:45,301 It's just I know Chris, you know. 29 00:01:46,381 --> 00:01:49,661 Just, maybe blow your nose, as well. 30 00:01:51,461 --> 00:01:53,501 Fucking hell. Give us that fucking vape. 31 00:01:53,541 --> 00:01:58,821 Three hours I've been here with her sniffing like Cuddles the Monkey. 32 00:01:58,861 --> 00:02:00,661 "I'm not here." I wish you weren't. 33 00:02:00,701 --> 00:02:03,981 Blow your nose... We don't all want it. 34 00:02:04,021 --> 00:02:07,301 What do you wanna talk about? 35 00:02:07,341 --> 00:02:09,901 Betrayal. 36 00:02:09,941 --> 00:02:13,381 Betrayal? Yeah. 37 00:02:13,421 --> 00:02:15,421 Fire away. 38 00:02:16,701 --> 00:02:19,661 # The best things in life are free... 39 00:02:19,701 --> 00:02:22,701 Texts sent to my phone, right, after the night he's disappeared. 40 00:02:22,741 --> 00:02:26,861 Texts blaming the fucking MacDonaghs for his disappearance. 41 00:02:26,901 --> 00:02:28,861 The only fucking confirmation we've got 42 00:02:28,901 --> 00:02:33,101 that Dylan got away that night is from bloody Manolito. 43 00:02:33,141 --> 00:02:37,381 I saved him, released him from their boot and told him to run. 44 00:02:37,421 --> 00:02:39,821 They were going to kill him, Vincent. 45 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:42,501 So, if the MacDonaghs have grabbed him, right, 46 00:02:42,541 --> 00:02:46,781 and Manolito's fucking saved him and told him to go... 47 00:02:46,821 --> 00:02:49,261 Know what I'm saying? Why the fuck would he do that? 48 00:02:49,301 --> 00:02:51,221 How has Manolito got his phone? 49 00:02:51,261 --> 00:02:53,021 Manolito's done something with Dylan? 50 00:02:53,061 --> 00:02:55,821 If he has, he's capable of doing it to us. 51 00:02:55,861 --> 00:02:58,621 This bloody phone in this locked drawer 52 00:02:58,661 --> 00:03:00,381 tells us everything we need to know. 53 00:03:00,421 --> 00:03:03,301 I'm telling you now, fucking hell, it's Manolito. 54 00:03:03,341 --> 00:03:05,101 He's the one who's been sending the texts, 55 00:03:05,141 --> 00:03:08,701 he's the one pretending to be Dylan. He got us believing 56 00:03:08,741 --> 00:03:11,061 the MacDonaghs had something to do with it. 57 00:03:11,101 --> 00:03:14,941 Again, what I'm saying is... Why the fuck would he do that? 58 00:03:14,981 --> 00:03:17,981 Because he wants to be the hero, in't it?Why, though? 59 00:03:18,021 --> 00:03:21,301 Manolito wants our weed, right. He knows we're the best. 60 00:03:21,341 --> 00:03:24,661 He wants to get rid of the MacDonaghs. Divide and conquer. 61 00:03:24,701 --> 00:03:27,941 So, if you think that Barry and Davey have got rid of Dylan, 62 00:03:27,981 --> 00:03:31,661 then you won't work with them again and he's right. You haven't. 63 00:03:31,701 --> 00:03:34,261 Sure enough, like, I mean, he's a ruthless fuck. 64 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:35,941 Carol's right, he's dangerous. 65 00:03:35,981 --> 00:03:39,941 I'm telling you, that bloody phone, that'll tell us more about 66 00:03:39,981 --> 00:03:43,021 Dylan's disappearance than the fucking MacDonaghs ever will. 67 00:03:43,061 --> 00:03:44,821 How can we find out what happened to Dylan? 68 00:03:44,861 --> 00:03:47,021 I dunno... we'll just have to act normal. 69 00:03:47,061 --> 00:03:51,501 Act normal, and we'll somehow plot our revenge, won't we? 70 00:03:51,541 --> 00:03:55,421 Revenge? W-W-What kind of revenge? 71 00:03:55,461 --> 00:03:57,861 The pervy photos. Know what I mean?Pervy photos? 72 00:03:57,901 --> 00:04:01,861 Have I... have I missed something? Mm. When we robbed the MacDonaghs, 73 00:04:01,901 --> 00:04:05,061 we received some incriminating photos of Manolito. 74 00:04:05,101 --> 00:04:09,741 Now Barry, Barry had them photos saved to the cloud, right, 75 00:04:09,781 --> 00:04:14,141 so let's get copies of them, we put 'em in Manolito's house, 76 00:04:14,181 --> 00:04:19,221 call the fucking police, and pin him, for exactly what it is. 77 00:04:19,261 --> 00:04:21,421 But... then we have to tell the MacDonaghs. 78 00:04:21,461 --> 00:04:24,541 Can we trust them? 79 00:04:24,581 --> 00:04:26,621 Well, what fucking choice do we have? 80 00:04:38,821 --> 00:04:41,141 No, I've got parenting class later. 81 00:04:41,181 --> 00:04:44,101 I hate when I go on my own. Other women look at me with such pity. 82 00:04:44,141 --> 00:04:45,821 Yeah. So much for sisterhood. 83 00:04:45,861 --> 00:04:49,621 I know, and I keep saying, oh, my boyfriend's working away 84 00:04:49,661 --> 00:04:54,021 but they're starting to suss I've been abandoned.I'll go with you. 85 00:04:54,061 --> 00:04:57,301 What, and pretend to be the father?Aye, yeah. 86 00:04:57,341 --> 00:04:59,541 I'm a gay man. I may never get the chance like. 87 00:04:59,581 --> 00:05:01,261 Will yer? Yeah. 88 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,781 Oh, my God, yes. 89 00:05:04,861 --> 00:05:06,981 Fuck's wrong with him? He needs a shite! 90 00:05:07,021 --> 00:05:10,301 I just, aww, it's like... I am touching cloth, man. 91 00:05:10,341 --> 00:05:15,301 Go and have a poo. Release the hound. 92 00:05:29,541 --> 00:05:34,101 Sticky Wicky... 93 00:05:34,141 --> 00:05:36,141 Oh, my God. 94 00:05:39,861 --> 00:05:43,101 Cardi?! Cardi, what the fuck's wrong wi'... 95 00:05:43,141 --> 00:05:47,101 What's going on wi' you? It's Jim... Listen! 96 00:05:48,461 --> 00:05:50,421 Oh, God... Is that Jim? 97 00:05:50,461 --> 00:05:56,181 Fucking Jim. Oi, over 'ere. Jim's having sex wi' a real woman. 98 00:05:56,221 --> 00:05:58,221 Listen to this shit... No! 99 00:05:59,341 --> 00:06:01,261 What shall I do? I'm stuck in the toilet. 100 00:06:01,301 --> 00:06:04,061 Cardi, can you not get out the way you got in? 101 00:06:04,101 --> 00:06:06,381 Let me have a look. 102 00:06:10,461 --> 00:06:13,661 The door's ajar... and I haven't wiped my bottom. 103 00:06:13,701 --> 00:06:15,661 Cardi, love. Cardi, listen to me. 104 00:06:15,701 --> 00:06:19,501 You need to wipe your bottom and crawl away.OK. Alright, yeah, OK. 105 00:06:21,141 --> 00:06:23,661 Hi! Jim! 106 00:06:23,701 --> 00:06:25,181 Jim, it's alright, it's Cardi... 107 00:06:25,221 --> 00:06:27,541 What the fuck... I n-needed a poo. 108 00:06:27,581 --> 00:06:30,701 W-Why's it still big, man? Viagra. 109 00:06:30,741 --> 00:06:33,941 Aww... Get the fuck out of my house! 110 00:06:33,981 --> 00:06:37,461 Come on.Move back, don't want to be near it. 111 00:06:37,501 --> 00:06:39,381 And fuck off! 112 00:06:39,421 --> 00:06:42,181 Take care. 113 00:06:44,901 --> 00:06:47,701 Here he is... 114 00:06:50,581 --> 00:06:51,901 Looking good, Jim. 115 00:06:51,941 --> 00:06:55,261 What the fuck were going on here? Well, what does it look like? 116 00:06:55,301 --> 00:06:58,661 I've found myself a lady friend 117 00:06:58,701 --> 00:07:05,781 and not only is she clever and kind, she goes like a fucking steam train. 118 00:07:05,821 --> 00:07:10,101 Oh, Jim. I think it's lovely. How long's it been going on for? 119 00:07:10,141 --> 00:07:12,541 Met her at a wedding, few weeks back. 120 00:07:12,581 --> 00:07:13,821 Never thought to fucking tell us? 121 00:07:13,861 --> 00:07:17,661 No, I didn't, because it's none of your fucking business. 122 00:07:17,701 --> 00:07:21,461 These days... You can't even take a shit without turning it 123 00:07:21,501 --> 00:07:26,021 into a gif and posting it on cunting TikTwat. 124 00:07:26,061 --> 00:07:28,661 He's fucking right. Oh, good for you. 125 00:07:28,701 --> 00:07:31,501 I hope you and Sticky Wicky are very happy.Yeah. 126 00:07:31,541 --> 00:07:34,141 Sticky Wicky. It's a fucking pet name. 127 00:07:34,181 --> 00:07:36,981 Sticky Wicky. Cos of where she works. 128 00:07:37,021 --> 00:07:40,221 Why, where does she work? At the Lowry Institute. 129 00:07:40,261 --> 00:07:43,061 Oh, la-de-da... And let me tell you, 130 00:07:43,101 --> 00:07:47,261 there's things you don't know about that matchstick painting cunt. 131 00:07:47,301 --> 00:07:49,621 Probably is. Like what? 132 00:07:49,661 --> 00:07:54,341 Everyone knows his famous work, miserable grey streets, 133 00:07:54,381 --> 00:07:57,941 Salford factories belching out fumes, 134 00:07:57,981 --> 00:08:01,061 shitty little matchstick kids knocking about with dogs 135 00:08:01,101 --> 00:08:04,581 with three legs...One of Britain's greatest artists, Jim. 136 00:08:04,621 --> 00:08:08,061 Downstairs in the basement of the gallery, 137 00:08:08,101 --> 00:08:11,061 that's where the good stuff is... The nose tap. 138 00:08:11,101 --> 00:08:15,621 That how you know, don't yer? Dicks, fannies, flesh. 139 00:08:15,661 --> 00:08:18,061 Hang on. Lowry did not do nudes. It says here. 140 00:08:18,101 --> 00:08:19,701 What they want you to think. 141 00:08:19,741 --> 00:08:24,661 They don't show anyone, don't want to spoil his image. 142 00:08:24,701 --> 00:08:28,221 They're only ever seen by art experts. 143 00:08:28,261 --> 00:08:31,861 Have you seen 'em? Nah. 144 00:08:31,901 --> 00:08:37,301 She says they're tucked away, in a grotty downstairs room, unloved... 145 00:08:37,341 --> 00:08:40,741 Alright, so why are you telling us this tale then? 146 00:08:40,781 --> 00:08:46,101 Because... fucking Lowry... did minge paintings. 147 00:08:46,141 --> 00:08:48,461 That should be something you wanna see... 148 00:08:48,501 --> 00:08:50,821 Can't wait! Yes. Yes. 149 00:08:50,861 --> 00:08:53,221 Can you, can you get us in, then, or what? 150 00:08:53,261 --> 00:08:56,941 I reckon... She'll do anything for me. 151 00:09:02,581 --> 00:09:05,901 See you later, Barry. 152 00:09:05,941 --> 00:09:08,461 There you go... 153 00:09:08,501 --> 00:09:11,581 Oh, still in there, the bugger. 154 00:09:36,781 --> 00:09:38,501 I told you, didn't I, Vincent, 155 00:09:38,541 --> 00:09:42,421 Dylan's disappearance had nothing to do with myself and Barry... 156 00:09:42,461 --> 00:09:46,421 Yeah. You did. Didn't believe me, though, did yer? 157 00:09:46,461 --> 00:09:49,941 Despite my absence being due to the removal of my left testicle.Yeah. 158 00:09:49,981 --> 00:09:52,661 And... and list... Now listen, honestly. 159 00:09:52,701 --> 00:09:55,581 Davey, I'm sorry about that... but to be fair, 160 00:09:55,621 --> 00:09:58,301 you and your brother Barry. God rest his fucking soul. 161 00:09:58,341 --> 00:10:02,141 I mean, Lord God. He's... he's with your testicle now. 162 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:07,181 Shut up! You and your brother Barry were the most likely candidates 163 00:10:07,221 --> 00:10:08,701 to have done something to Dylan. 164 00:10:08,741 --> 00:10:12,661 True. Only because you've threatened us individually multiple times. 165 00:10:12,701 --> 00:10:14,581 You shook the box with his dead pigeon. 166 00:10:14,621 --> 00:10:19,181 You wanted to put it in a blender and all that.But we forgive you. 167 00:10:19,221 --> 00:10:23,741 Don't we, Davey? Just like that? 168 00:10:23,781 --> 00:10:26,661 With the greatest respect, Donna, 169 00:10:26,701 --> 00:10:28,901 I'm going to need a formal apology. 170 00:10:28,941 --> 00:10:33,821 Davey, come on, he's apologised! Too casual, sweet cheeks. 171 00:10:33,861 --> 00:10:37,341 Don't be a dick, Davey. I'm not being a dick, Davey. 172 00:10:37,381 --> 00:10:40,381 But I don't like being wrongly accused.I know, dude. 173 00:10:40,421 --> 00:10:42,661 Listen to me, look at me for a minute. 174 00:10:42,701 --> 00:10:45,461 I've wronged you, there's nowt worse, it's an injustice. 175 00:10:45,501 --> 00:10:49,101 I'm fucking sorry. I truly mean it, man. I am sorry, fuck me! 176 00:10:49,141 --> 00:10:51,101 Call that an apology? Yeah. 177 00:10:51,141 --> 00:10:53,141 Being serious? I'm trying, yeah! 178 00:10:53,181 --> 00:10:56,101 Sucking on that thing. Why stop there, Vincent? 179 00:10:56,141 --> 00:11:00,381 Why not have a pork pie, or pick at your toe nails...Davey! 180 00:11:00,421 --> 00:11:02,461 No, Donna, what's right is right. 181 00:11:02,501 --> 00:11:05,221 Vincent accused me of hurting one of his friends 182 00:11:05,261 --> 00:11:07,061 and held it against me for months. 183 00:11:07,101 --> 00:11:10,741 And all the time it was the man that he chose over us... 184 00:11:10,781 --> 00:11:16,061 But now Vincent knows the truth, and as he says himself, 185 00:11:16,101 --> 00:11:18,941 this provides an opportunity. 186 00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:20,981 To put him out of the picture for good. 187 00:11:21,021 --> 00:11:23,061 Fuck, yeah, dude. Come on, man. 188 00:11:23,101 --> 00:11:25,221 But there's a problem. 189 00:11:25,261 --> 00:11:29,701 The photos are lost in the cloud. What the fuck? What do you mean? 190 00:11:29,741 --> 00:11:34,141 Well, Barry, he saved 'em and we can't access his bloody files, 191 00:11:34,181 --> 00:11:38,341 the passwords died with him... Oh, fucking bollocks! 192 00:11:38,381 --> 00:11:41,741 And some stupid idiot's stole my laptop and external drive, 193 00:11:41,781 --> 00:11:43,461 so we don't have the copies. 194 00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:45,421 Who? Us.Hang on then. 195 00:11:45,461 --> 00:11:47,061 Most of us use the same passwords, 196 00:11:47,101 --> 00:11:51,781 a pet's name, child's name... He didn't have a pet, or child. 197 00:11:51,821 --> 00:11:55,861 OK, so say we can't access the images. 198 00:11:57,141 --> 00:12:00,741 We need to find another way to fuck over that lying, double-crossing, 199 00:12:00,781 --> 00:12:08,221 weird art-loving prick, and put him inside for a long time. 200 00:12:08,261 --> 00:12:13,181 Davey? I'll get my thinking cap on. 201 00:12:13,221 --> 00:12:16,061 Oh! Fuck me, pervy art! Oooh! 202 00:12:16,101 --> 00:12:18,021 The Lowry paintings. 203 00:12:18,061 --> 00:12:21,741 Were gonna steal 'em, put 'em in Manolito's house and ring the cops. 204 00:12:21,781 --> 00:12:25,261 Boom! He's off to jail. Lewd Lowry's returned to their rightful owner. 205 00:12:25,301 --> 00:12:27,501 Everyone's happy. They get 'em back! Everyone's happy. 206 00:12:27,541 --> 00:12:30,021 What's in it for me then? What do you want, man? 207 00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:33,381 I want you to steal me a pony for Geraldine's granddaughter. 208 00:12:33,421 --> 00:12:36,581 Oh, it's a firm no, that one. It's a hard, very firm no! 209 00:12:36,621 --> 00:12:37,981 The last time we stole a horse, 210 00:12:38,021 --> 00:12:40,581 Ashley and fucking Cardi crashed the van, 211 00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:44,061 high on fucking chloroform, ended up in hospital. 212 00:12:46,061 --> 00:12:49,901 None of that's gonna happen again, is it?Might do! 213 00:12:49,941 --> 00:12:51,941 Fuck it, I'll get you a fucking horse. 214 00:12:51,981 --> 00:12:54,701 I can't believe it, dude! Better be a good one, Vin. 215 00:12:54,741 --> 00:12:56,141 Mane like silk. 216 00:12:56,181 --> 00:12:57,981 Hey? What? 217 00:12:58,021 --> 00:13:00,501 Do that, I'll get you in that Lowry minge basement. 218 00:13:00,541 --> 00:13:03,221 Now come 'ere on that one. You fucking listen to me. 219 00:13:03,261 --> 00:13:07,301 That's an hard job that. But you just leave all that... 220 00:13:07,341 --> 00:13:09,341 To me. Argh! 221 00:13:09,381 --> 00:13:11,181 Fucking hell. 222 00:13:16,901 --> 00:13:19,621 All those things I wanted when I was younger. 223 00:13:20,541 --> 00:13:25,221 All those things I thought I would've done by now. 224 00:13:25,261 --> 00:13:28,901 What's been holding me back? 225 00:13:28,941 --> 00:13:33,101 Vin, I'm planning on a new life, away from all this. 226 00:13:33,141 --> 00:13:37,901 Stealing cars and tiny horses, really, Dylan? That your career? 227 00:13:37,941 --> 00:13:42,301 You're gonna move away, just gonna piss off!I am. I have to. 228 00:13:42,341 --> 00:13:44,621 I'm worried about him. Why? 229 00:13:44,661 --> 00:13:48,901 If we leave, when we leave... 230 00:13:48,941 --> 00:13:52,541 Who... who's gonna look after him? 231 00:14:06,421 --> 00:14:09,221 OK, so... depending on the size of your nipple, 232 00:14:09,261 --> 00:14:11,341 you might have to squeeze the end slightly 233 00:14:11,381 --> 00:14:14,701 to direct the milk into t'baby's mouth. 234 00:14:14,741 --> 00:14:17,381 Yeah. Thank you. 235 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:23,021 Will breast-feeding hurt my wife? 236 00:14:23,061 --> 00:14:27,741 It can be painful for some women, especially in the first few weeks. 237 00:14:27,781 --> 00:14:31,381 And are there lotions or creams that can help, 238 00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:33,341 with the cracking of the nipple? 239 00:14:33,381 --> 00:14:35,861 Yeah, you can get over-the-counter nipple cream. 240 00:14:35,901 --> 00:14:39,541 And that won't harm baby? No, no, it's perfectly safe. 241 00:14:39,581 --> 00:14:41,461 Safe! OK. 242 00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:44,501 For some women, especially in those first few weeks... 243 00:14:44,541 --> 00:14:47,261 Er, scenario... erm, sorry. 244 00:14:47,301 --> 00:14:49,621 You have a question? If my wife is sleeping 245 00:14:49,661 --> 00:14:52,981 and Daddy's downstairs on the bottle, with the baby, 246 00:14:53,021 --> 00:14:58,381 is there any nipple confusion there, for the baby going from nip to bot? 247 00:14:58,421 --> 00:15:00,421 Well, that's a very good question, 248 00:15:00,461 --> 00:15:02,901 and we will come on to nipple confusion. 249 00:15:02,941 --> 00:15:04,621 If we could do an example quickly... 250 00:15:04,661 --> 00:15:06,621 If you don't mind passing me the, erm... 251 00:15:06,661 --> 00:15:08,661 Ashley. Right, so... 252 00:15:13,861 --> 00:15:16,021 It's soft, it's comforting and it's warm. 253 00:15:16,061 --> 00:15:20,261 Well, the real one is, but obviously this is knitted wool. 254 00:15:20,301 --> 00:15:22,621 We go to the bottle. 255 00:15:22,661 --> 00:15:25,941 This is a different scenario... Don't put that in your mouth! 256 00:15:25,981 --> 00:15:31,141 OK. This is plastic, baby doesn't like it... 257 00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:34,461 Sit down! 258 00:15:34,501 --> 00:15:37,181 It's anatomy. It's basic training. 259 00:15:43,501 --> 00:15:45,501 He isn't the father of my baby. 260 00:15:49,221 --> 00:15:51,661 He takes forever this man. Hello. 261 00:15:51,701 --> 00:15:54,541 Where have you been, you dickhead? 262 00:15:54,581 --> 00:15:55,781 No! Chloroform.No! 263 00:15:55,821 --> 00:15:57,621 Are you fucking serious, like? 264 00:15:57,661 --> 00:15:59,141 Get this on a rag. My God! 265 00:15:59,181 --> 00:16:01,181 Over its hooter, down it goes. It's the same... 266 00:16:01,221 --> 00:16:02,581 It's a very firm no! 267 00:16:02,621 --> 00:16:06,101 Then it's a very firm, I'm not coming then.Alright! Alright! 268 00:16:06,141 --> 00:16:08,221 It will work. 269 00:16:08,261 --> 00:16:11,621 Be careful now, lads, don't be breathing any of that shit in. 270 00:16:11,661 --> 00:16:13,941 If you fucking pass out 'ere, this where I'll leave you. 271 00:16:13,981 --> 00:16:18,061 We're not going back to hospital like last time! 272 00:16:18,101 --> 00:16:20,901 Remember that. When you nearly died. 273 00:16:20,941 --> 00:16:25,341 You both went yellow. I still think this is a shit idea.Calm down now. 274 00:16:25,381 --> 00:16:28,101 Have a lovely little Shetland sleep now. 275 00:16:28,141 --> 00:16:30,661 MUSIC: "Insane In The Brain" by Cypress Hill 276 00:16:34,061 --> 00:16:36,461 Told you. Just get him in the fucking van. 277 00:16:36,501 --> 00:16:39,301 Mind his mane. He said mane like silk. 278 00:16:41,181 --> 00:16:43,741 It's like a snapped tow rope. 279 00:16:43,781 --> 00:16:45,621 Poor fucking thing. Well in. 280 00:16:45,661 --> 00:16:48,341 That was easier than last time. It would have to be. 281 00:16:48,381 --> 00:16:50,381 You nearly fucking died. 282 00:16:58,541 --> 00:17:01,581 I don't like the look of it. Come on.It's got a mean face. 283 00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,581 He doesn't look at his best right now. 284 00:17:03,621 --> 00:17:06,221 He had a session on chloroform, with these dickheads. 285 00:17:06,261 --> 00:17:08,261 He's hung over! Give him a chance. 286 00:17:08,301 --> 00:17:10,461 It looks like my Uncle Norris. No. 287 00:17:10,501 --> 00:17:14,421 And he used to show his bunions to people on buses.Listen to me. 288 00:17:14,461 --> 00:17:18,421 You asked for a black pony. Shetland, there it is, as requested. 289 00:17:18,461 --> 00:17:19,861 He's a good lad. Fine. 290 00:17:19,901 --> 00:17:22,461 Yeah, fine. Did you get the Lowry minge info? 291 00:17:22,501 --> 00:17:25,061 Yes. Oh. Good man. 292 00:17:25,101 --> 00:17:26,861 But... Go on.. 293 00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:29,581 There's a bit of a problem. Course there fucking is. 294 00:17:29,621 --> 00:17:32,381 Jesus wept! Except... 295 00:17:32,421 --> 00:17:36,141 Call me genius. I have a plan and I've got a way in. 296 00:17:37,741 --> 00:17:40,781 Art restorers. Art restorers? 297 00:17:40,821 --> 00:17:44,261 As in people that restore art. 298 00:17:44,301 --> 00:17:46,621 A specialist crew. 299 00:17:46,661 --> 00:17:48,341 Now... There's a restoration team 300 00:17:48,381 --> 00:17:52,301 coming to the Lowry Institute next Wednesday. 301 00:17:52,341 --> 00:17:55,501 They're doing work on some of the paintings in the basement. 302 00:17:55,541 --> 00:17:58,621 Access is by finger scan only. 303 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:00,941 And Geraldine is letting them in... 304 00:18:00,981 --> 00:18:03,221 Turns out the pervy Lowrys are located 305 00:18:03,261 --> 00:18:06,701 in a specially constructed airtight room. 306 00:18:06,741 --> 00:18:08,781 B7. 307 00:18:08,821 --> 00:18:11,741 So I say, you lot turn up early with fake IDs. 308 00:18:11,781 --> 00:18:13,901 Bag up the minge paintings. 309 00:18:13,941 --> 00:18:16,221 Make an exit to the underground carpark. 310 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:20,301 Where the van is waiting to make an hasty escape. 311 00:18:20,341 --> 00:18:22,461 The real restorers will turn up on time 312 00:18:22,501 --> 00:18:24,941 and Geraldine will realise something is amiss. 313 00:18:24,981 --> 00:18:27,501 She'll call the cops. 314 00:18:27,541 --> 00:18:32,421 But by then you'll have tipped them off about the monkey fucker. 315 00:18:32,461 --> 00:18:36,221 Listen. Gallery's expecting three restorers. We're gonna replace 'em. 316 00:18:36,261 --> 00:18:39,581 That's gotta be me, Ashley and our Tom down there. 317 00:18:39,621 --> 00:18:42,221 I've roped in Adyan as the getaway. Now, I need you... 318 00:18:42,261 --> 00:18:44,581 Outside with Carol and Sugar, alright? 319 00:18:44,621 --> 00:18:47,501 That's in case the fucking restorers, real ones, arrive. 320 00:18:47,541 --> 00:18:49,901 Sugar, I need you pulling like a big scene. 321 00:18:49,941 --> 00:18:52,941 Labour, go into labour, scream and shout and all that. 322 00:18:52,981 --> 00:18:55,461 Why me?Cos you're the one that's bloody pregnant. 323 00:18:55,501 --> 00:18:58,741 I can't do that. You can, just like an orgasm. 324 00:18:58,781 --> 00:19:01,661 In my experience they are one and the same, visually. 325 00:19:01,701 --> 00:19:04,381 You are a perverted piece of shit, aren't you? 326 00:19:04,421 --> 00:19:08,421 She's getting it.Hang on, why are me and Meena inside the building? 327 00:19:08,461 --> 00:19:12,301 Keeping watch in case any staff go down unexpected. 328 00:19:12,341 --> 00:19:13,941 Do you know what I mean? No? 329 00:19:13,981 --> 00:19:17,381 Now, Davey, Donna, I need you at Manolito's, 330 00:19:17,421 --> 00:19:18,981 get him out of that maze house 331 00:19:19,021 --> 00:19:21,421 so we can sneak in the stolen art. No problem. 332 00:19:21,461 --> 00:19:24,741 If it means that twisted fucker gets sent away... 333 00:19:24,781 --> 00:19:29,181 Oh, hang on a second, Donna... It's an excellent plan, Vincent. 334 00:19:29,221 --> 00:19:33,861 But those minge paintings I would very much like to see myself. 335 00:19:33,901 --> 00:19:39,541 As you know, I am a connoisseur of the erotic. 336 00:19:39,581 --> 00:19:43,021 I will come along, Vincent, as a restorer. 337 00:19:43,061 --> 00:19:47,821 You mean on the job?Very much so. Little bit of excitement. 338 00:19:47,861 --> 00:19:50,221 Be like the good old days with our Barry. 339 00:19:50,261 --> 00:19:51,981 Can take my spot so, cos I've got, er, 340 00:19:52,021 --> 00:19:55,621 obligations with my fake ball and chain over there in the corner. 341 00:19:55,661 --> 00:19:56,901 They're expecting three. 342 00:19:56,941 --> 00:19:58,781 Fucking know that. I will be the supervisor 343 00:19:58,821 --> 00:20:02,301 who's come along to make sure that the job's done properly. 344 00:20:02,341 --> 00:20:05,541 I want to see those Lowry lady parts, Vincent. 345 00:20:05,581 --> 00:20:07,741 Yeah. So you get me a toolbox. 346 00:20:08,461 --> 00:20:10,341 Oh, yeah, yeah. Can do, yeah. 347 00:20:10,381 --> 00:20:12,221 Absolutely. 348 00:20:25,941 --> 00:20:27,901 # ROSE ROYCE: Car Wash 349 00:20:32,301 --> 00:20:34,061 # Ooh ooh 350 00:20:34,821 --> 00:20:37,101 # You might not ever get rich 351 00:20:38,581 --> 00:20:41,421 # But let me tell ya, it's better than diggin' a ditch 352 00:20:42,981 --> 00:20:45,861 # There ain't no tellin' who you might meet 353 00:20:46,541 --> 00:20:50,061 # A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief... # 354 00:20:50,101 --> 00:20:52,421 Here he is. Hiya, fella. Hello. 355 00:20:52,461 --> 00:20:56,061 Right. Listen we are from Cuddlipps, art restorers. 356 00:20:56,101 --> 00:20:58,341 Cuddlipps.Yeah. No, don't look at that. 357 00:20:58,381 --> 00:21:01,221 We're here to see Geraldine Thorpe. Is she kicking about? 358 00:21:01,261 --> 00:21:04,221 I'll call her for you. Good lad.Have you come far today? 359 00:21:04,261 --> 00:21:06,261 Not really. Stoke.Stoke. Lovely. 360 00:21:06,301 --> 00:21:08,821 It's neither lovely nor unlovely. 361 00:21:08,861 --> 00:21:10,941 It's just a post-industrial conurbation 362 00:21:10,981 --> 00:21:14,101 that's struggled to find its purpose since it's pottery heyday. 363 00:21:14,141 --> 00:21:15,741 Yeah. I'll just call her for you. 364 00:21:15,781 --> 00:21:18,621 Me and our Barry used to go swinging in Stoke.Golly. 365 00:21:18,661 --> 00:21:22,421 Voicemail. I have a feeling she's still be in the management meeting. 366 00:21:22,461 --> 00:21:26,101 What's the odds on you doing me a massive favour? 367 00:21:26,141 --> 00:21:28,821 Nip into that meeting, see if she'll finish a bit early. 368 00:21:28,861 --> 00:21:31,581 OK. Just for you. Just this once, all right? 369 00:21:31,621 --> 00:21:33,581 Sound. OK.You're an angel, man. 370 00:21:33,621 --> 00:21:37,421 OK.I swear to God, man.Lovely lad. Lovely lad.Can I get a coffee? 371 00:21:37,461 --> 00:21:39,421 What you doing? 372 00:21:39,461 --> 00:21:42,261 Locking the car, Erin. And you're gonna take the keys. 373 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:44,301 It's the fucking getaway car. 374 00:21:44,341 --> 00:21:46,821 Ash, honestly, what is going on wi' your brain? 375 00:21:46,861 --> 00:21:48,901 I don't want to be eyes and ears, Erin, 376 00:21:48,941 --> 00:21:51,421 and pretend to be interested in boring paintings. 377 00:21:51,461 --> 00:21:53,501 My wife's having a baby. Right, get in. 378 00:21:53,541 --> 00:21:57,021 Nothing like a crisp sandwich, like. It's the best food in the world. 379 00:21:57,061 --> 00:21:59,661 Just look at that. There's just no love in that. 380 00:22:01,061 --> 00:22:03,501 He was amazing, wasn't he? Mm.Hm? 381 00:22:03,541 --> 00:22:06,181 I mean, look at the detail there. Oh, yeah. 382 00:22:06,221 --> 00:22:10,181 What? That's awful. It looks like something a four-year-old could do. 383 00:22:10,221 --> 00:22:12,501 It's better than anything you'd come up with. 384 00:22:12,541 --> 00:22:16,101 Oh, better than anything I'd come up with Fuck! 385 00:22:18,021 --> 00:22:22,261 Hey, look. "It doesn't take brains to be an artist, just feelings." 386 00:22:23,501 --> 00:22:25,181 Shit at dogs, mind. 387 00:22:29,661 --> 00:22:32,421 Shit. They're here. 388 00:22:32,461 --> 00:22:35,181 Who?The real team. Fuck!They're fucking early. 389 00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:39,421 Make your own. I'm having none of it. Don't you want it? 390 00:22:39,461 --> 00:22:43,741 She tried to give me spaghetti roll as if that's a thing. Do you want it?No.I'll have it. 391 00:22:43,781 --> 00:22:46,501 ERIN: 'They're in a blue van. They're early.'Who's early? 392 00:22:46,541 --> 00:22:47,981 The real restorers! 393 00:22:48,021 --> 00:22:51,181 Fuck, shit. Sugar, get your fucking shopping. They're here early. 394 00:22:51,221 --> 00:22:53,221 Fucking blue van. Blue van. 395 00:22:53,261 --> 00:22:56,381 Blue van. Here, here. 396 00:22:56,421 --> 00:22:59,021 Here she is. She a bloody vision, isn't she? 397 00:22:59,061 --> 00:23:01,941 Hello, gentlemen. A little earlier than advertised. 398 00:23:01,981 --> 00:23:04,261 Yeah, we made good on the bloody traffic. 399 00:23:04,301 --> 00:23:07,421 Er, do you wanna show us the gear? We've got a lot to do. 400 00:23:07,461 --> 00:23:11,501 I know you're busy.Yes, definitely. I was only expecting three of you. 401 00:23:11,541 --> 00:23:13,061 I'm the supervisor. 402 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,581 Oh. Here to crack the whip. 403 00:23:16,301 --> 00:23:17,901 Follow me. Nice one 404 00:23:31,661 --> 00:23:33,941 Oh! Argh! 405 00:23:33,981 --> 00:23:36,541 Oh, God! I fell over! 406 00:23:36,581 --> 00:23:40,221 I've taken a fall! I've dropped all my shopping! 407 00:23:40,261 --> 00:23:42,581 They haven't even noticed. 408 00:23:43,661 --> 00:23:45,661 Pregnant woman, help! 409 00:23:45,701 --> 00:23:48,821 Is she all right?Help us, all of you. We need to get her up. 410 00:23:48,861 --> 00:23:50,621 Make a bit of noise. Moan. 411 00:23:50,661 --> 00:23:53,101 Oh, my baby! My poor unborn child! 412 00:23:53,141 --> 00:23:55,861 Don't overdo it. Shall we call an ambulance? 413 00:23:55,901 --> 00:23:58,501 No, no, no need. We just need to get her up. 414 00:23:58,541 --> 00:24:01,261 Come on, all of you! Help us, please! 415 00:24:05,421 --> 00:24:08,461 Oh, this bloomin' machine. 416 00:24:09,261 --> 00:24:13,061 Slightest bit of moisture on your finger and it doesn't scan. 417 00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:15,101 I tend to have very sweaty fingers. 418 00:24:16,061 --> 00:24:18,061 I said to the director, 419 00:24:18,101 --> 00:24:20,101 "This finger business is useless." 420 00:24:20,141 --> 00:24:24,421 He just laughed and said, "Oh, Geraldine, I'll finger you." Hm. 421 00:24:24,461 --> 00:24:26,701 Oh, success. 422 00:24:28,981 --> 00:24:32,461 Are you OK, love?I think I'm OK. I mean, I'm still in lots of pain, 423 00:24:32,501 --> 00:24:36,381 but I didn't land on the bump, so I probably just need a little... 424 00:24:36,421 --> 00:24:39,021 Have a little rest. Sit down.Just have a little... 425 00:24:39,061 --> 00:24:41,101 Ooh! Are you OK, darling? 426 00:24:42,701 --> 00:24:45,381 Yeah, yeah, no, I just had a...funny... 427 00:24:45,421 --> 00:24:48,581 Arh! Oh, shit. Carol... 428 00:24:48,621 --> 00:24:51,541 Do you know her?Loosely. Oh! My waters have broken 429 00:24:51,581 --> 00:24:53,341 Oh, my God, my baby's coming! 430 00:24:53,381 --> 00:24:54,781 Oh! Hm. Convincing. 431 00:24:54,821 --> 00:24:57,221 This is our glorious dungeon. 432 00:24:57,261 --> 00:25:01,541 But instead of ghosts and ghouls, we have works of the finest art. 433 00:25:01,581 --> 00:25:04,861 JIM: 'The perv paintings, they're in B7.' 434 00:25:04,901 --> 00:25:06,861 Er, Geraldine. Hm?Sorry, dude. 435 00:25:06,901 --> 00:25:10,861 Do you mind if we have a look in B7? No, no, no, B6 first. 436 00:25:10,901 --> 00:25:13,021 They more traditional Lowrys. 437 00:25:13,061 --> 00:25:15,061 B7 is his um... 438 00:25:15,101 --> 00:25:18,501 ..lesser seen work. 439 00:25:18,541 --> 00:25:21,181 As a Lowry connoisseur, I would be honoured... 440 00:25:21,221 --> 00:25:23,981 Yeah...if you would show us these ones first. 441 00:25:24,901 --> 00:25:27,501 Go on! Go on.Yeah, yeah, go on! 442 00:25:27,541 --> 00:25:29,181 Come on then. 443 00:25:31,061 --> 00:25:32,941 Oh! There they are. 444 00:25:34,101 --> 00:25:36,381 Shall I er, reveal them? 445 00:25:36,421 --> 00:25:39,781 If you would, I'll be made up. I'm excited for this.Fantastic. 446 00:25:39,821 --> 00:25:41,421 Here we go. Right. 447 00:25:41,461 --> 00:25:43,821 Fucking hell. Wow.Whoo.Yeah. 448 00:25:43,861 --> 00:25:45,861 Mm. OK. 449 00:25:46,821 --> 00:25:51,181 Outstanding.It's a lot to take on board.Weird.A lot going on. 450 00:25:51,901 --> 00:25:55,661 OK.Yeah.Now they're very... 451 00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:58,541 I'm gonna say imaginative. Oh, aren't they? 452 00:25:58,581 --> 00:26:02,021 A little...away from his more familiar terrain. 453 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,661 Yeah.Definitely. I'd say... I mean that's... 454 00:26:04,701 --> 00:26:07,101 Fucking bellend. It's massive, innit? 455 00:26:07,141 --> 00:26:08,461 It's too big. Mammoth. 456 00:26:08,501 --> 00:26:09,981 Expressionistic. 457 00:26:10,021 --> 00:26:12,101 I think they're wonderful. 458 00:26:12,141 --> 00:26:16,301 So erotic. They shouldn't be hidden down here, they should be up there, 459 00:26:17,101 --> 00:26:19,901 out and proud, alongside his matchstick work. 460 00:26:19,941 --> 00:26:24,741 I agree. But, alas, not everyone feels the same. 461 00:26:24,781 --> 00:26:27,421 It's a crying shame. It is really. 462 00:26:27,461 --> 00:26:29,461 Well, I tell you, while were here, 463 00:26:29,501 --> 00:26:32,221 we may as well give these minges a quick wipe down. 464 00:26:32,261 --> 00:26:35,541 Well, I'll let you get on with it. You've got a lot to get through. 465 00:26:35,581 --> 00:26:38,901 Thanks for your help, Geraldine. Go on. 466 00:26:38,941 --> 00:26:40,541 Great job, great job. 467 00:26:40,581 --> 00:26:43,621 Thank you very much. Ha-ha! 468 00:26:43,661 --> 00:26:45,421 Right, lads. 469 00:26:46,101 --> 00:26:47,701 Let's bag 'em! 470 00:26:47,741 --> 00:26:51,781 Get rags from your van and find water.She needs the hospital. 471 00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:54,541 No, no, no, I used to be a nurse, so I can deliver this baby. 472 00:26:54,581 --> 00:26:56,461 Carol, you were a nurse in a porno! 473 00:26:56,501 --> 00:27:00,381 Well, I did deliver one baby this year.We can drive her, in our van. 474 00:27:00,421 --> 00:27:03,621 No, not necessary. Yes, yes, necessary. Very necessary. 475 00:27:03,661 --> 00:27:07,381 They can take her in their van, Carol.Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. 476 00:27:07,421 --> 00:27:09,621 Good idea. But we're gonna need all of you. 477 00:27:09,661 --> 00:27:12,901 OK? All of you. Come on. Oh, fuck!OK. It's OK. 478 00:27:15,741 --> 00:27:18,021 Oh, God. It's the police. The police. 479 00:27:18,061 --> 00:27:20,341 They could be going anywhere, Erin. 480 00:27:20,381 --> 00:27:23,221 Ash, there's a robbery going on and there's sirens. 481 00:27:23,261 --> 00:27:26,581 Where else would they be heading? Fuck. Ring Vinnie.Cardi. 482 00:27:27,261 --> 00:27:30,541 Cardi.It's Sugar, S-she's having the baby. 483 00:27:30,581 --> 00:27:32,781 Oh, God. Sugar's having the baby. 484 00:27:32,821 --> 00:27:37,021 She's having the baby now.I need to be at the birth.Wait, no.Ash! 485 00:27:37,061 --> 00:27:39,741 And the p-police are coming. 486 00:27:42,061 --> 00:27:44,981 Fucking hell. Ssh!You lot... 487 00:27:45,021 --> 00:27:47,461 Hi.Ohh. What are you um... 488 00:27:47,501 --> 00:27:50,501 Now, I know what this looks like. It doesn't look good. 489 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:53,981 It doesn't look good.Um... But there is a very good reason... 490 00:27:54,021 --> 00:27:57,421 What the fuck?! Dude, what are you doing?! 491 00:27:57,461 --> 00:28:01,181 Tie her legs.No, No, don't... Shut the fuck up and tie her legs. 492 00:28:01,221 --> 00:28:04,101 What the fuck are you playing at? Are you mental? 493 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:07,541 Listen, Davey. She's a nice lady, she - 494 00:28:07,581 --> 00:28:09,861 Shut the fuck up! Do you want her shouting? 495 00:28:09,901 --> 00:28:12,261 What you doing? Leave her. 496 00:28:12,301 --> 00:28:15,501 Fuck! Listen, I'm taking this out. Please don't scream. 497 00:28:15,541 --> 00:28:18,901 I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry. We'll get it all back. Promise. 498 00:28:18,941 --> 00:28:22,461 Eh? I'm sorry, I'm fucking sorry. Davey, you fucking arsehole. 499 00:28:22,501 --> 00:28:25,181 What the fuck is wrong... Fucking thing. 500 00:28:25,221 --> 00:28:27,941 Arh! What the fuck is wrong with you, Davey? 501 00:28:27,981 --> 00:28:30,261 Oi, you're out of order. That's a nice lady, that. 502 00:28:30,301 --> 00:28:33,661 Look, that nice lady was about to fuck up this whole operation. 503 00:28:33,701 --> 00:28:36,781 We don't fucking hurt people. That's not what we do. 504 00:28:36,821 --> 00:28:39,261 We don't work like that, man. Shut the fuck up. 505 00:28:39,301 --> 00:28:41,621 Fuck! Just hang on. Hang on. 506 00:28:41,661 --> 00:28:43,661 We can't stop, Vincent! 507 00:28:43,701 --> 00:28:46,181 Stop. It's fucking Meena. Will you shut up? 508 00:28:46,221 --> 00:28:49,701 What's going on?Police. There's sirens. Get the fuck out of there. 509 00:28:50,381 --> 00:28:54,061 Police. Police.What?Shit. We need to get out of here now. 510 00:28:54,101 --> 00:28:57,941 Where are you going? Take the fucking stairs!Oh, my God. 511 00:28:57,981 --> 00:29:00,421 I am not going back to prison, Vincent. 512 00:29:00,461 --> 00:29:02,901 No MacDonaghs are gonna go to prison. 513 00:29:02,941 --> 00:29:04,621 No, but... Toodle pip.No, no, no. 514 00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:07,821 Don't fucking leave me here man. Shit, dude. 515 00:29:09,261 --> 00:29:11,261 Oh, my God. 516 00:29:18,821 --> 00:29:20,421 Fuck! 517 00:29:23,541 --> 00:29:25,181 Fuck my life! 518 00:29:25,861 --> 00:29:28,021 Course there's no fucking reception. 519 00:29:28,061 --> 00:29:31,141 Christ on a fucking bike. Ooh, shit. 520 00:29:32,301 --> 00:29:34,021 Vin! Vin! Oh! Arh! 521 00:29:34,061 --> 00:29:36,501 Sugar's having the baby! Eh?She's having the baby. 522 00:29:36,541 --> 00:29:39,061 Is she doing a good job? No, she's really having the baby. 523 00:29:39,101 --> 00:29:41,381 Really?She's gone into labour. Oh, my fucking God. 524 00:29:41,421 --> 00:29:43,541 Get the little one, get the little one. 525 00:29:44,381 --> 00:29:46,221 Quick! 526 00:29:48,301 --> 00:29:50,261 # HOLE: Celebrity Skin 527 00:30:00,021 --> 00:30:02,021 We're gonna be all right. 528 00:30:04,061 --> 00:30:05,621 Oh, shit. 529 00:30:05,661 --> 00:30:07,341 What? Fuck. 530 00:30:09,421 --> 00:30:12,381 Oh, shit. Maybe they're not for us. 531 00:30:12,421 --> 00:30:15,781 Oh, fuck. 532 00:30:15,821 --> 00:30:17,821 # THE BLACK KEYS: Howlin' For You 533 00:30:25,021 --> 00:30:26,621 Vin. 534 00:30:27,861 --> 00:30:29,461 It's OK. 535 00:30:32,461 --> 00:30:34,181 Vin. 536 00:30:34,981 --> 00:30:36,981 It's all right. 537 00:30:38,061 --> 00:30:39,661 Fuck it! 538 00:30:40,381 --> 00:30:42,141 Vin, Vin, Vin, Vin. 539 00:30:42,181 --> 00:30:44,541 Vin! Shit. Arh. 540 00:30:50,581 --> 00:30:52,741 It's all right. Shit.It's all right. 541 00:30:52,781 --> 00:30:55,581 It's not all right.No, we'll get rid of him. I can lose him.How? 542 00:31:02,101 --> 00:31:05,901 Vinnie, please.It's all right, sweetheart.Shit, still there. 543 00:31:05,941 --> 00:31:07,701 Fuck! 544 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:09,861 Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. Vin. Vinnie. 545 00:31:09,901 --> 00:31:12,701 Vinnie, they're gaining on us. They're n-They are. 546 00:31:12,741 --> 00:31:15,341 They're not, sweetheart. 547 00:31:15,381 --> 00:31:18,701 They're fucking gaining on us. They're catching us up, Vin. 548 00:31:18,741 --> 00:31:20,861 They're not, sweetheart. Vin. Vin. 549 00:31:20,901 --> 00:31:23,101 It's all right. Calm down. 550 00:31:25,621 --> 00:31:28,701 Shit. Fuck! It's all right, love. 551 00:31:31,861 --> 00:31:33,901 I'll get us out of it. It's all right. 552 00:31:37,101 --> 00:31:39,101 Oh, my God. Nice. 553 00:31:40,821 --> 00:31:42,301 Come on! 554 00:31:42,341 --> 00:31:45,181 Fuck. Fuck! 555 00:31:45,221 --> 00:31:49,061 We've got to get off the road.This is a shortcut. I know a shortcut. 556 00:31:53,341 --> 00:31:55,341 It's fabulous. 557 00:31:55,381 --> 00:31:57,381 Fucking hell Piece of piss 558 00:31:57,421 --> 00:32:01,781 Not a piece of piss As per the usual, got away with it. 559 00:32:01,821 --> 00:32:04,181 Just. Just. 560 00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,341 Fucking lunatic. Have a little bit of faith. 561 00:32:09,381 --> 00:32:12,581 Whoo.All right. See what I mean? Scot free. 562 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:14,861 Oh, fuck me! 563 00:32:45,381 --> 00:32:47,701 Oh, fuck me. Are you all right? 564 00:32:47,741 --> 00:32:49,781 I think I've hurt my arm. Fucking hell. 565 00:32:49,821 --> 00:32:52,461 Can you get out on your side? No, I'm wedged. 566 00:32:52,501 --> 00:32:55,381 Yeah.Are you? I think I'm wedged too, yeah.Fuck. 567 00:32:55,421 --> 00:32:57,661 Right, now... we need to get the belts off. 568 00:32:57,701 --> 00:33:00,661 Try and use your weight. Can you manage? I'll do yours. 569 00:33:00,701 --> 00:33:02,501 Think so. No! Don't do mine. 570 00:33:02,541 --> 00:33:04,141 You do yours and I'll do mine. OK. 571 00:33:04,181 --> 00:33:06,181 One, two, three? Yeah.One, two, three. 572 00:33:08,061 --> 00:33:10,061 Are you all right, sweet? Yeah. 573 00:33:11,461 --> 00:33:14,541 Are you through?Yeah, I've got through.Through?Yeah. 574 00:33:14,581 --> 00:33:17,701 There's enough space. You all right? No.No. 575 00:33:17,741 --> 00:33:20,661 Fuck. I'm so sorry. 576 00:33:25,141 --> 00:33:27,501 Come on! I can't do it. 577 00:33:27,541 --> 00:33:30,181 Mine's wedged an' all.Fuck. It's stuck.Yeah, we are. 578 00:33:30,221 --> 00:33:31,501 Fucking hell. Shit! 579 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:35,021 We'll have to call someone. Do you know where we are?Not really.No? 580 00:33:35,061 --> 00:33:37,221 I'll drop a pin on me phone, won't I? 581 00:33:38,101 --> 00:33:40,861 Oh, my God. I can smell petrol.Eh? 582 00:33:40,901 --> 00:33:43,741 I can smell petrol. Vin, we're in a fucking crashed car! 583 00:33:43,781 --> 00:33:46,781 I can smell petrol. We're gonna blow up, aren't we?Calm down. 584 00:33:46,821 --> 00:33:49,421 HELP!Sweetheart, oi, oi - HELP! 585 00:33:49,461 --> 00:33:52,381 I'm having a panic attack. Stop. Sweetheart, look at me. 586 00:33:52,421 --> 00:33:54,781 Just for a minute. Oi. I can't get out, Vin.Oi. 587 00:33:55,461 --> 00:33:58,061 Calm the fuck down. Listen to me now. 588 00:33:58,101 --> 00:34:01,221 When have I ever let anything happen to you?You don't get that choice. 589 00:34:01,261 --> 00:34:04,181 I do.No.I fucking do. We've been in worse situations 590 00:34:04,221 --> 00:34:07,261 and always got away with it, haven't we?Yeah, so far. 591 00:34:07,301 --> 00:34:10,941 One day your luck's gonna run out. Gonna get yourself fucking killed. 592 00:34:10,981 --> 00:34:12,941 Oh, fuck. 593 00:34:13,901 --> 00:34:16,981 Today might be the day.It's not today, is it?How do you know? 594 00:34:17,021 --> 00:34:19,821 You haven't got some guardian angel looking out for you. 595 00:34:19,861 --> 00:34:22,901 Look what happened to Dylan. Oh, for God's sake. Fuck sake. 596 00:34:22,941 --> 00:34:26,661 Dylan is fine, I know he is.How do you know? Why hasn't he come back? 597 00:34:26,701 --> 00:34:30,421 Why hasn't he been in contact with us, even on the fucking sly? 598 00:34:34,781 --> 00:34:37,501 Do you know how many times I've had to lie to Tyler? 599 00:34:38,501 --> 00:34:41,501 Tell him that he's happy and he's gone away somewhere. 600 00:34:42,221 --> 00:34:45,461 I can't I tell him that Uncle Dylan got snatched in the night 601 00:34:45,501 --> 00:34:47,941 and we haven't seen him since, can I? 602 00:34:47,981 --> 00:34:51,941 No, not that, obviously. Fucking hell.Exactly. 603 00:34:52,661 --> 00:34:55,821 I mean, it...it's not my fate, Vin. 604 00:34:57,301 --> 00:35:00,661 I'm not gonna wait for you to have a fucking car crash. 605 00:35:00,701 --> 00:35:02,701 I'm gonna get a fucking phone call 606 00:35:02,741 --> 00:35:05,661 and someone's gonna tell me your guardian angel let you down. 607 00:35:05,701 --> 00:35:10,181 Or you've been finished off by McCann, the MacDonaghs, Manolito. 608 00:35:10,221 --> 00:35:13,101 Fuck sake. Is that the only thing that's keeping you here? 609 00:35:13,141 --> 00:35:16,181 No, of course it's not. Course it's not. 610 00:35:20,301 --> 00:35:23,141 But all those things that I wanted when I as younger... 611 00:35:25,221 --> 00:35:28,141 ..all those things I thought I would have done by now. 612 00:35:31,981 --> 00:35:33,981 I love you, Vin. 613 00:35:38,261 --> 00:35:40,221 You're amazing with Tyler. 614 00:35:41,781 --> 00:35:45,301 And you're loving, you're loyal, but...Just...stop a minute. 615 00:35:52,101 --> 00:35:55,661 Do you know there's nothing more... there's nothing more I wanna do 616 00:35:55,701 --> 00:35:58,821 than give you a love in this fucking crashed car. 617 00:35:58,861 --> 00:36:02,101 Because I do love you, you know. I'm in love with you, madly. 618 00:36:04,461 --> 00:36:06,621 And I get fucking lonely, you know. 619 00:36:08,101 --> 00:36:11,861 I know I do it to myself. I just can't bear how bloody lonely I get. 620 00:36:13,581 --> 00:36:15,541 Can't be normal. 621 00:36:16,541 --> 00:36:19,101 I just can't be what people need. 622 00:36:22,541 --> 00:36:27,061 It's fucking horrible. I can't be what people need from a person. 623 00:36:27,101 --> 00:36:29,861 So frustrating all the time. 624 00:36:31,901 --> 00:36:36,301 So it just... fucking consumes me, 625 00:36:37,101 --> 00:36:40,141 the moods and that, and I just don't wanna give it to anyone. 626 00:36:40,181 --> 00:36:42,981 Cos when you love someone you only want 'em to be happy. 627 00:36:44,021 --> 00:36:45,821 You know? 628 00:36:46,741 --> 00:36:49,341 And if...if letting you go... 629 00:36:50,821 --> 00:36:53,821 ..if that means you will be happy, that's what I wanna do. 630 00:36:53,861 --> 00:36:55,861 I wanna let you go. 631 00:36:56,541 --> 00:36:59,101 I let you go. 632 00:37:00,621 --> 00:37:02,741 And you need to let me go too. 633 00:37:14,341 --> 00:37:16,101 I love you. 634 00:37:16,141 --> 00:37:18,141 # CILLA BLACK: You're My World 635 00:37:21,261 --> 00:37:23,141 No, don't go too fast. 636 00:37:23,181 --> 00:37:27,501 The wheels go spinning.Ash! Sugar, can you -Ash! Fuck off! 637 00:37:28,421 --> 00:37:32,621 # You're every move I make 638 00:37:34,341 --> 00:37:38,141 # Other eyes see the stars 639 00:37:38,181 --> 00:37:40,981 # Up in the skies 640 00:37:41,781 --> 00:37:45,581 # But for me they shine... 641 00:37:48,101 --> 00:37:51,101 Arhhh! 642 00:37:51,141 --> 00:37:56,101 # For the sun above... 643 00:37:56,141 --> 00:37:57,501 Oh. 644 00:37:57,541 --> 00:37:59,941 Oh, God. 645 00:38:00,941 --> 00:38:02,941 Ohh! 646 00:38:02,981 --> 00:38:04,941 Oh, my... 647 00:38:04,981 --> 00:38:08,061 # With your hand 648 00:38:08,101 --> 00:38:09,981 # Resting in mine... 649 00:38:10,021 --> 00:38:11,861 Hiya, son. Dad? 650 00:38:11,901 --> 00:38:13,661 I just thought I'd give you a call. 651 00:38:24,501 --> 00:38:26,501 He looks like JJ! 652 00:38:27,901 --> 00:38:29,501 And maybe a bit like me? 653 00:38:36,981 --> 00:38:39,221 Ohh. 654 00:38:39,261 --> 00:38:41,381 He's here. 655 00:38:44,501 --> 00:38:46,501 Come on then, give us the details. 656 00:38:46,541 --> 00:38:51,021 She's massive, Tom.No, that's um... that's too much information. 657 00:38:52,741 --> 00:38:54,741 DYLAN: 'Vin? 658 00:38:54,781 --> 00:38:57,501 'I'm sorry I've not been in touch erm... 659 00:38:58,181 --> 00:39:00,421 'Listen, Manolito knows...' 660 00:39:00,461 --> 00:39:02,461 He knows that you know about him. 661 00:39:03,541 --> 00:39:06,341 And he fucking.... He scared me, man. 662 00:39:06,381 --> 00:39:11,381 He told me to run. Told me things would happen to Tyler and Erin. 663 00:39:12,341 --> 00:39:14,341 'And I believed him.' 664 00:39:15,621 --> 00:39:19,701 I hate myself for it but I thought maybe it's my chance to start again. 665 00:39:20,621 --> 00:39:22,421 Hey! 'A new life.' 666 00:39:23,461 --> 00:39:25,181 Cos back there I... 667 00:39:26,221 --> 00:39:28,061 ..I fucked it. 668 00:39:29,701 --> 00:39:32,141 I fucked it all up. I really miss you, dude. 669 00:39:32,181 --> 00:39:35,421 Um...be careful, all right? 670 00:39:35,461 --> 00:39:37,421 I love you, man. 671 00:39:38,421 --> 00:39:39,821 I love you. 672 00:39:42,061 --> 00:39:44,421 Oh, my God! 673 00:39:46,821 --> 00:39:48,781 Yay! 674 00:39:49,901 --> 00:39:52,341 SUGAR: Who's this? 675 00:39:56,661 --> 00:39:58,781 You OK, Tommo? Yeah. 676 00:39:58,821 --> 00:40:01,501 Are you all right? 677 00:40:22,701 --> 00:40:25,701 A situation has arisen with Vincent O'Neill. 678 00:40:25,741 --> 00:40:27,581 What kind of situation? 679 00:40:27,621 --> 00:40:30,221 Don't worry, it's nothing I cannot handle. 680 00:40:33,421 --> 00:40:35,381 Do whatever you need to do. 681 00:40:41,221 --> 00:40:44,221 # I've got so much trouble in my mind 682 00:40:45,501 --> 00:40:48,301 # I've got so much trouble in my mind 683 00:40:49,501 --> 00:40:53,021 # I've got so much trouble in my mind 684 00:40:53,741 --> 00:40:56,381 # I've got so much trouble in my mind 685 00:40:58,181 --> 00:41:00,581 # Give me the strength to carry on 686 00:41:02,341 --> 00:41:04,621 # Give me the strength to carry on... #