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Chucking yourself off, Vinnie?
You don't wanna jump off there.

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Not high enough.
You'll just bugger your legs up.

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Yeah, all right. Thanks, Ralph.
I'll bear that in my mind, mate.

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Tower block. That's what you need.

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Or a fast-moving train.
See you, son.

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Or not.
Come on, then! Come on!

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Fuck the middle class.
Fuck The Guardian.

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Fuck three holidays a year,
and drinking red wine,

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talking bollocks at dinner parties.

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Fuck quinoa and keenwa.
Fuck scented candles.

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You can fuck your people carriers and
your posh kids called Tilly and Tarquin.

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Fuck moisturiser, fuck vitamins.
Fuck lacrosse,

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and bloody tennis and 18 holes
on a fucking Sunday.

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They call us Blair's forgotten youth.

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Kids that grow up in a town
that offered nothing.

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No opportunities,
no prospects, no hope.

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But what they'll never understand
is this,

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we're not victims. We just have
a different way of living.

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It's about having your mates, man.
Having a laugh,

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and just finding a way to survive.

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- Tell me it's not looking thinner.
- I can't tell.

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You can't tell
if you don't look properly, Dylan.

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- It's fine.
- See what I mean? You're not even looking.

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- What? I looked. Didn't I look?
- You were gazing!

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You are bloody glancing at him.
What's less than a glance?

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- A peek or a glimpse.
- A glimpse? You're glimpsing!

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Right, look properly.
Check it out, see?

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You're a bit... follicly challenged.

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Fucking follicly challenged?

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- Watch out!
- Oh, shit. What was that?

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- A pheasant.
- Where is it?

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I don't know.
It's wedged in the fucking grille.

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- That's not a pheasant. It's a chicken.
- Why would a chicken be roaming free,

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- not a pheasant? Why wouldn't it?
- It's a chicken, dude.

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You can tell it's a chicken.
Look at the plumage.

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Fuck the plumage! I cannot go bald.

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They're gaining.

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They're not gaining.
We'll lose 'em through Jim's field.

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- Morning, lads!
- Morning, Jim.

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- Early start, isn't it?
- Yeah, listen.

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- If the cops turn up, you haven't seen us.
- Lie to the police?

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That's perjury, that is.
That's perverting the course of justice.

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I don't know what it is,
but it's something.

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Just piss off. We're gonna go and have
a look at plants, keep our heads down.

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You scratch my back
and I'll scratch yours.

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- There's a job I need done.
- What job?

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Shetland pony.

48
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- Yeah, you might need to elaborate.
- And fast, yeah?

49
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I need one stolen, so I can enter
the Royal Lancs Show this weekend.

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- Why would you wanna do that?
- There's a big purse on it.

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- "Purse"?
- A fucking prize! Whatever!

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Purse! Who are you? Robin of Loxley?
We haven't got time for this, Jim.

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Fine. Get all your weed plants
off my farm

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and your nicked wheels
out of my chicken shed.

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Him, next door, Goldilocks.

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He's got himself a beaut.

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A mane like silk.
It's got to be better, Vin.

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That all this is?
One-upmanship?

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Fucking Vaslowsky?
He shouldn't even be here any more!

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I voted Leave, and that cunt's just
bought a nice big baler!

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- A fucking Shetland pony!
- We'll get one!

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Christ almighty. Let's get
the fucking hell away.

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He's a horrible little man!

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Get in, guys! Go!
Go on! Hurry!

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Ow! My fucking hand! You've done
that three times this week!

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These are my guys.
That's Dylan.

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He's been my best mate
since schooling.

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We bonded over ganja and hip-hop.

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Ashley Dennings,
and Leslie Tick, AKA Cardi.

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Cardi being short for Cardiac Arrest.
He's fucking damn near useless,

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but we love the daft git.
Ashley's the complete opposite.

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He comes from a travelling family.
He can switch to extreme violence

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at a moment's notice, which makes him
handy to have around, really.

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Fucking Shetland pony.

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And that's me. Vincent O'Neill.

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They say I've got bipolar.
I live in a shack in the woods,

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and if that wasn't bad enough,
I'm going bald an' all.

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Where do I find one of them?
I've got the day

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from hell and now I've
got to find a tiny horse?

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I know. Ash.

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If your mind has just gone
"Ash, gypsy blood, horses,"

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that's pretty much racism.

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All right. But do you know
where to find one, though?

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- Course I do.
- Brilliant. Right, well, take him then.

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- I'm working!
- Fucking take him, then.

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Where are you in all of this?

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I've just said I've
got the day from hell!

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I've got a million things...
I'm asking you to do one thing.

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I've got a million things!
A million things! Bollocks!

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I need to get this car to JJ. I've
gotta go to the bloody doctor's.

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The last thing I need to do
is steal a miniature horse.

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Ralph Roberts said he saw him
on a bridge, contemplating.

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- Shit.
- Oh, crap!

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- What is it?
- I think he's getting his arse out again.

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Christ. Let me have a look.

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Have a look down there.

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- He is getting his arse out again.
- Why does he do this, man?

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He's got the world's worst arse.

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JJ!

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- It's the wrong bleedin' car!
- Huh?

101
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It's the right colour and
style, but the wrong year!

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You're gonna have to unsteal this.

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JJ. Jehan Jovani. Legitimate mechanic,
but has a side line in stolen motors.

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This is bullshit, Vin. Why the fuck is
there a dead pheasant attached to it?

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- Thank you. Pheasant.
- It's a chicken.

106
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- It isn't. - Oh, come on. It's a chicken.
- Dude, it's a pheasant!

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It's a chicken!
No, no! Stop, stop!

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- I'll unsteal it. It'll have to be later.
- Not later, Vinnie. Now.

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This can't stay here. I can't
get caught with this here.

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Put a cover over it. I've gotta
be somewhere. One hour.

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Please, dude, one hour.

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You're an angel.
While you've got your wings on,

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and don't get cross,
need to borrow a van.

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- What kind of van?
- Any kind.

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As long as it's big enough to fit, say,
a kind of a... what d'you call it?

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Medium-sized horse.

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- Are you fucking kidding me?
- Right, well, it's that or nothing.

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Come on. Come on!

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- Bacon? You've been cooking?
- Yeah, I'm starving.

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What have you been told
about red meat?

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It's a meat with mammal's meat...

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- Right, no more Ms.
- Besides, Nigel likes it.

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Nigel?

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What the fuck have you
brought a pigeon for?

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His sister died.

126
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She got decapitated in
the folding deck chair.

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Thought it were best
he wasn't on his own.

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So, what's the plan?
Where are we gonna lift it from?

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There's a school up in Rybrook.
It's a posh place.

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Just up the hill, there's a stable

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with not one,
but two Shetland ponies.

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OK, but how are we gonna get it
to go with us?

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Well, we'll need to find a rein.

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Have you ever tried to get a horse
to do something against its will?

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- No, but I bet you have.
- You're gonna call me a genius.

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- Bet you I don't. - Chloroform.
- Chlo... Chloroform?

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I bought it down the pub a few weeks
back. It was really cheap.

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You get this on a rag,
over its hooter, down it goes.

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- That's genius.
- Put the chloroform away.

140
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But...

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I'm coming. I'm coming.
Don't you dare come.

142
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I still haven't.

143
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All right, finish on my tits.

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Yeah, all right.

145
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That's Erin. Used to be a wild child.
Shagging around, landed with a kid.

146
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Since then, she's really
pulled herself together.

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These days, she's a woman with a plan.

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- Half three, infants' gate, yeah?
- Yeah. Hey!

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- You can't forget, Dylan.
- Why would I forget?

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Because...
you'll meet up wi' Vinnie,

151
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get stoned, the usual.

152
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- I won't forget.
- It's careers night tonight.

153
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I'm gonna ask them
about opportunities.

154
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It's gonna happen, Dylan.
As soon as I'm qualified,

155
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I'm applying for jobs
and looking for schools.

156
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- Yeah. All right.
- I won't be back till late, OK? Bye-bye.

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Love you.

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Right, he's gonna need,
bath, story, and bed, yeah?

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- Yeah.
- Bye.

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00:09:04,360 --> 00:09:06,800
- Where's the car, Vinnie?
- What car, Slater?

161
00:09:06,960 --> 00:09:09,520
- The one you nicked this morning.
- You've got the wrong man.

162
00:09:09,720 --> 00:09:11,872
I'm surprised you're out so early.
I thought

163
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you'd be balls deep in
a dog somewhere by now.

164
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Small-time now, Vin.
But small-time leads to medium-time,

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and medium time, inevitably,
gets drawn into the big-time.

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And once you get involved
with them fuckers,

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you're gonna wish you got a job down
at the fish counter at Morrisons.

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I applied for that job. They were
looking for someone with muscles.

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- Fuck off, Slater.
- Dick.

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What have you done this time?

171
00:09:36,536 --> 00:09:39,144
Oh, nothing,
but I'm sure they'll think of summat.

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All clear?

173
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- All clear.
- Right, there's two of them.

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One blonde,
and one white and ginger.

175
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Which one screams prize winner?

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The one with the biggest cock.

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00:10:03,240 --> 00:10:05,200
Right, so...

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00:10:06,800 --> 00:10:09,395
Who wants a little treat?

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00:10:15,595 --> 00:10:17,912
I know I've got a good life.
I've got good mates,

180
00:10:17,937 --> 00:10:20,299
and it's not like shit's
going wrong all the time.

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I just...

182
00:10:22,915 --> 00:10:24,835
I just can't turn my mind off.

183
00:10:24,995 --> 00:10:28,475
It just runs and runs and runs,
and never stops, man.

184
00:10:28,635 --> 00:10:30,515
You know, one minute
I'm down in the dumps,

185
00:10:30,635 --> 00:10:32,715
I can barely get meself out of bed.

186
00:10:32,875 --> 00:10:36,395
Next minute, I'm fucking up,
wild as fuck, making stupid decisions

187
00:10:36,515 --> 00:10:38,955
that affect everyone, not just me.

188
00:10:39,115 --> 00:10:41,355
You know, I do... I do think
about hurting meself.

189
00:10:41,555 --> 00:10:43,727
You know, I have suicidal thoughts.
It doesn't

190
00:10:43,752 --> 00:10:45,739
mean I'm bloody suicidal,
though, does it?

191
00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,755
I just have the thoughts. Christ,
I was on a bridge last Friday!

192
00:10:48,915 --> 00:10:52,115
Ralph Roberts thought
I was tossing meself off.

193
00:10:54,235 --> 00:10:56,195
Throwing meself off.

194
00:10:58,115 --> 00:11:01,755
But what I'm trying to say is, for
as often as I think about suicide,

195
00:11:01,915 --> 00:11:05,275
I could never ever do it.
It scares the shit out of me.

196
00:11:06,635 --> 00:11:09,115
And then there's me mates.
I don't know what they...

197
00:11:10,435 --> 00:11:13,315
- Am I keeping you from something?
- Sorry, no. It's just, erm,

198
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a personal issue.

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00:11:15,955 --> 00:11:18,635
Erm...

200
00:11:18,795 --> 00:11:21,795
- So you're on quetiapine?
- Mm-hm.

201
00:11:21,955 --> 00:11:24,315
- It helping?
- It doesn't help my libido.

202
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:27,435
Can be barely bothered to rub one
out, never mind get wi' anyone.

203
00:11:28,315 --> 00:11:32,195
Well, what do you want me to do,
Vin?

204
00:11:35,235 --> 00:11:37,755
I don't know.
You're the doctor, aren't you?

205
00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:41,075
Well, you can try counselling.

206
00:11:41,275 --> 00:11:44,955
Cognitive behavioural therapy.
There's a five-month waiting list for that.

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00:11:45,115 --> 00:11:47,555
- Unless you're prepared to pay.
- Pay?

208
00:11:47,715 --> 00:11:49,595
What? You mean, go private?

209
00:11:49,755 --> 00:11:52,595
I don't have
that kind of money, man. I...

210
00:11:54,315 --> 00:11:56,315
Give me that phone. No.
Get off.

211
00:11:57,875 --> 00:12:00,915
"Netlover. Amy, 35."

212
00:12:01,115 --> 00:12:04,155
I'm pouring my heart out.
You're on a dating app, netting lovers.

213
00:12:07,395 --> 00:12:10,515
Have you tried it? It's unbelievable.
Honestly, it's changed my life.

214
00:12:10,675 --> 00:12:13,955
Look at this. This girl
the other day, she was feral.

215
00:12:14,115 --> 00:12:16,435
- Look at her.
- Oh, she looks nice.

216
00:12:16,595 --> 00:12:19,475
My todger looks like a dog's
been at it. Look at that.

217
00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:22,875
What? Bloody hell! Come on, man!

218
00:12:22,995 --> 00:12:24,915
That looks really sore.

219
00:12:25,075 --> 00:12:27,515
And this, that's me.

220
00:12:29,955 --> 00:12:33,715
- What happened? Did it bolt?
- Bolt? No, it's in the van.

221
00:12:33,875 --> 00:12:36,115
- In the van?
- I offered it a chocolate mouse,

222
00:12:36,275 --> 00:12:37,667
and it just
climbed in the back.

223
00:12:37,692 --> 00:12:39,379
- It's a dumb animal.
- Can I have one?

224
00:12:49,795 --> 00:12:52,395
I still say
we should have chloroformed it.

225
00:12:52,555 --> 00:12:55,915
- Look, it's in the van.
- Yeah, but look at...

226
00:12:56,995 --> 00:13:00,715
Oh, God. What's that?
Has it shat itself?

227
00:13:00,875 --> 00:13:02,795
Well, it's a horse.
That's what horses do.

228
00:13:02,955 --> 00:13:06,075
Oh, you dirty... Nigel!

229
00:13:09,715 --> 00:13:13,115
What the fuck is...

230
00:13:29,555 --> 00:13:30,602
One hour after work.

231
00:13:30,627 --> 00:13:32,659
Tommo, mate, I can't.
I've got Erin's kid.

232
00:13:32,695 --> 00:13:33,755
Bring him along.

233
00:13:33,780 --> 00:13:35,959
Bring him along?
To help you fit a sex swing

234
00:13:35,995 --> 00:13:38,475
- in a spooky basement?
- Hey. Hey.

235
00:13:38,635 --> 00:13:40,864
Tommo. Handsome, crafty, unhinged.
You wouldn't

236
00:13:40,889 --> 00:13:42,699
want him hanging out
with your sister.

237
00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:45,355
He's had chlamydia more often
than he's had hot dinners.

238
00:13:45,555 --> 00:13:46,584
It's an erotic dungeon.

239
00:13:46,609 --> 00:13:48,979
It's not an erotic dungeon.
Hasn't it got lice?

240
00:13:49,115 --> 00:13:51,875
- Hang on. What time you got him till?
- All night. Why?

241
00:13:51,995 --> 00:13:54,275
Er, are you not forgetting summat?

242
00:13:54,435 --> 00:13:57,075
- Poker match, upstairs 7:30.
- Count me out.

243
00:13:57,235 --> 00:13:59,475
Count you out?
It's free money, mate.

244
00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:02,038
- It's mine and Vinnie's money.
- Anyway, it's arranged.

245
00:14:02,063 --> 00:14:03,979
Sandy'll look after
him, won't you, Sandy?

246
00:14:04,115 --> 00:14:06,555
- What's that?
- Babysit Tyler tonight for Dylan.

247
00:14:06,715 --> 00:14:08,715
Boys, you know I would,
if I could.

248
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:12,355
Dylan? Dylan. 'Eh up, Tommo.
Have you heard from Ash or Cardi?

249
00:14:12,415 --> 00:14:13,445
Radio silence.

250
00:14:13,470 --> 00:14:15,659
Where are they?
I've tried them 100 times.

251
00:14:15,695 --> 00:14:16,715
Probably bumming.

252
00:14:16,740 --> 00:14:19,199
Yeah. They'll be bumming, won't they?
Knobhead.

253
00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:22,275
They've been gone hours.
Yeah, I should've done this job meself.

254
00:14:22,435 --> 00:14:25,515
I don't know why I trust these morons.
Dude, just get your stuff together.

255
00:14:25,675 --> 00:14:28,055
I'm here till three,
then I've gotta go pick up Tyler

256
00:14:28,115 --> 00:14:29,185
from school.

257
00:14:29,210 --> 00:14:31,119
Not any more you're not.
Hang on a second.

258
00:14:31,155 --> 00:14:33,595
- Kath, love. - You all right, Vin?
- Yeah, all right, love.

259
00:14:33,755 --> 00:14:36,115
I just wonder, can I borrow Dildo
for a couple of hours?

260
00:14:36,275 --> 00:14:38,755
- Why do you need him?
- Because I've just lost two idiots

261
00:14:38,955 --> 00:14:40,399
I sent to steal a Shetland pony.

262
00:14:40,424 --> 00:14:42,499
Well, as long as it's
something important.

263
00:14:42,635 --> 00:14:46,435
- You got your car? - Yep.
- Oh, you're an angel, dude.

264
00:14:46,595 --> 00:14:49,595
If you'll help me fit a sex swing
in my dungeon.

265
00:14:49,715 --> 00:14:51,795
Every fucker wants something!

266
00:14:51,955 --> 00:14:56,155
Often, the same products
are available throughout the world.

267
00:14:56,275 --> 00:14:58,515
So, if part of the reason for travel

268
00:14:58,675 --> 00:15:01,035
is to explore the unique
and different,

269
00:15:01,195 --> 00:15:06,155
well, then the sameness factor
is a major tourism challenge.

270
00:15:07,275 --> 00:15:09,235
In a globalised marketplace...

271
00:15:09,395 --> 00:15:11,275
- It's just a drink.
- Got a boyfriend.

272
00:15:11,435 --> 00:15:13,555
- One drink.
- Got a son as well.

273
00:15:13,755 --> 00:15:17,395
- A son? - Yep.
- You don't look old enough. - Smooth.

274
00:15:17,515 --> 00:15:21,675
No, seriously, you don't. How old?

275
00:15:21,835 --> 00:15:25,395
Five, wasn't planned. But he's
the best mistake I ever made.

276
00:15:25,515 --> 00:15:27,875
Right.

277
00:15:28,035 --> 00:15:30,395
- Put you off, does it?
- No.

278
00:15:30,555 --> 00:15:33,955
Well, it should. Every decision
I make has got one purpose,

279
00:15:34,115 --> 00:15:36,755
and that's to give him
a better life.

280
00:15:36,915 --> 00:15:40,035
And your boyfriend,
does he fit into that?

281
00:15:40,155 --> 00:15:42,635
Dylan?

282
00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:45,795
I'm afraid so.

283
00:15:49,675 --> 00:15:52,135
This school, is this the one
that Ash's fella taught at?

284
00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:53,250
Yeah. Poor bastard.

285
00:15:53,275 --> 00:15:55,659
Cranial trauma.
Reckon he'll never teach again.

286
00:15:55,755 --> 00:15:58,675
Yeah, fucking animals this family.

287
00:15:58,795 --> 00:16:00,715
I mean, come on.

288
00:16:00,875 --> 00:16:03,435
Who gives a shit where anyone
sticks their dick any more?

289
00:16:03,595 --> 00:16:06,835
Know what I mean?
I have businessmen, barristers,

290
00:16:06,955 --> 00:16:09,555
brigadiers come to my place.

291
00:16:09,715 --> 00:16:12,435
Some want spanking, some want
taking up the shitter,

292
00:16:12,595 --> 00:16:15,795
I had a lovely fellow who wanted me
to lick some custard off his nuts.

293
00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:19,195
Fair do's.
Point being, we're mammals.

294
00:16:19,315 --> 00:16:21,475
Yeah. Creatures with urges.

295
00:16:21,635 --> 00:16:24,995
Whether it's assholes, fannies,
or, you know,

296
00:16:25,155 --> 00:16:27,875
some granny's gummy cakehole.
Ugh! Dicks are gonna go

297
00:16:27,995 --> 00:16:29,915
in soft warm holes. End of.

298
00:16:30,075 --> 00:16:33,275
You're an ambassador
for a more tolerant society, Tom.

299
00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:36,235
Christ almighty. Do a left here,
will you? Right, yeah.

300
00:16:37,555 --> 00:16:39,795
Oh, bollocks.

301
00:16:39,955 --> 00:16:42,795
- They haven't even took it.
- Maybe they found one somewhere else.

302
00:16:42,955 --> 00:16:45,195
Like where? The cereal aisle
at Aldi? Christ.

303
00:16:45,315 --> 00:16:48,115
Erm, all right. Sod it.

304
00:16:51,675 --> 00:16:54,835
- Wait a minute, Vin.
- Vin, you're not being rational. Vin!

305
00:16:54,995 --> 00:16:57,355
How are you gonna get it back
to Jim's?

306
00:16:57,515 --> 00:17:00,195
- Back seat. You can walk.
- No, I'm picking up Tyler.

307
00:17:04,915 --> 00:17:07,475
- Fucking hell.
- Come on, you silly sod.

308
00:17:09,675 --> 00:17:11,635
Don't fucking frighten it.

309
00:17:16,755 --> 00:17:18,715
- Come on, then.
- What?

310
00:17:23,915 --> 00:17:26,395
Fucking hell! Jesus!

311
00:17:28,835 --> 00:17:33,395
Jesus!

312
00:17:35,475 --> 00:17:38,315
- Are you trying to kill us?
- Vinnie! Vinnie!

313
00:17:38,475 --> 00:17:41,435
- No, no, no.
- Hey, what the hell are you...

314
00:17:41,555 --> 00:17:44,075
Vinnie!

315
00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:46,915
Hey, Vin, you can leave
the fucking horse.

316
00:17:47,075 --> 00:17:49,355
He's not fucking about!

317
00:17:51,275 --> 00:17:54,115
Vin! Leave it!

318
00:18:00,675 --> 00:18:03,995
Fuck! What is he doing?

319
00:18:05,675 --> 00:18:07,075
Fuck me!

320
00:18:07,195 --> 00:18:09,995
Oh, hey. Now we're living.

321
00:18:10,155 --> 00:18:12,435
- Nearly killed us!
- He was aiming to miss. - You prick!

322
00:18:12,595 --> 00:18:16,235
Oh, don't be grumpy. Hey, Dyl.
Dylan! Don't be cross.

323
00:18:16,355 --> 00:18:18,835
Sex swing.

324
00:18:18,955 --> 00:18:22,955
All right.

325
00:18:27,555 --> 00:18:29,715
Come on, come on,
fuck's sake.

326
00:18:31,715 --> 00:18:33,791
- You seeing anyone?
- Me? Christ, no. You know

327
00:18:33,816 --> 00:18:35,939
what I'm like.
Can't inflict this on anyone.

328
00:18:36,075 --> 00:18:38,195
They're hardly queueing up
for a bipolar thief

329
00:18:38,315 --> 00:18:40,515
that lives in the woods.

330
00:18:40,715 --> 00:18:43,595
Do you want me to sort you out a paid-for?
So you can empty your sack?

331
00:18:43,755 --> 00:18:46,115
That's a lovely offer, Tom.
But I've no libido.

332
00:18:47,555 --> 00:18:50,515
- How's business?
- Oh, booming, yeah. - Is it?

333
00:18:50,715 --> 00:18:53,028
They're all getting into
that space stocking now.

334
00:18:53,053 --> 00:18:54,579
What, to take up the carpet?

335
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,475
No. Tyler Croft. Yeah. Croft.

336
00:18:58,635 --> 00:19:02,035
Sorry, yeah, the reception is bad.
You know, I'm in the hills, erm...

337
00:19:03,275 --> 00:19:05,235
Croft!

338
00:19:05,395 --> 00:19:07,475
Yeah, I'm collecting him,
but I'm running late.

339
00:19:07,635 --> 00:19:10,915
Can you tell his teacher
I'll be there as... Fuck!

340
00:19:11,075 --> 00:19:15,115
- Fuck down straight to the school.
- Chill out, Anakin Skywalker.

341
00:19:15,275 --> 00:19:17,795
He's five. They're not gonna
toss him out on his own.

342
00:19:17,955 --> 00:19:20,435
No. They'll ring Erin.
Then she'll know I've done the thing

343
00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:22,791
- she told me not to do.
- She told you not to look for

344
00:19:22,815 --> 00:19:25,215
two morons who got lost stealing
a Shetland pony!

345
00:19:25,235 --> 00:19:27,155
She must really know you, Dylan.

346
00:19:27,275 --> 00:19:29,475
Just go faster.

347
00:19:29,595 --> 00:19:32,715
Why do I listen to you? Every time!

348
00:19:32,875 --> 00:19:35,595
I was at work, my day was planned,
and as usual, you appear,

349
00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:37,635
- and you derail everything.
- Derail ev...

350
00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:39,755
Do you know, what's that
you've got up there?

351
00:19:39,915 --> 00:19:42,155
You've got a mind of your own.
You're here, Dylan,

352
00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,195
because you wanna be.
So, if you're looking

353
00:19:44,395 --> 00:19:47,595
for someone to blame, you can piss
off and blame yourself. Pissy bugger.

354
00:19:47,755 --> 00:19:50,275
Mind the bloody bend, Tommo.
Bend! Jesus!

355
00:19:54,475 --> 00:19:57,075
Bloody hell.

356
00:19:57,235 --> 00:20:00,395
It's the bloody van. Have they
crashed in the fucking hedge?

357
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:05,195
Cardi. Whoa, whoa!

358
00:20:05,355 --> 00:20:07,635
- Bloody, fumes, or summat.
- It's chloroform.

359
00:20:07,795 --> 00:20:10,035
If that's on their clothes,
we'll all be on the deck.

360
00:20:10,195 --> 00:20:12,155
- How we gonna get them out?
- Cover your face.

361
00:20:12,315 --> 00:20:14,335
- Ash first. All right.
- I'll take Cardi.

362
00:20:14,395 --> 00:20:16,845
On your own? You'll pull your back out.
Go and get the pony.

363
00:20:16,870 --> 00:20:17,919
Pony?

364
00:20:17,995 --> 00:20:20,815
- We still need the horse.
- I'm supposed to be at Tyler's school!

365
00:20:20,835 --> 00:20:23,515
- Pony!
- Dude, he's breathing weird.

366
00:20:23,715 --> 00:20:25,083
His jeans will
have to come off.

367
00:20:25,108 --> 00:20:27,179
Right, I'll get his jeans off.
You get Cardi.

368
00:20:31,195 --> 00:20:34,515
All right, dude. Sorry about this.
Whoa, whoa.

369
00:20:34,635 --> 00:20:36,635
- What? What?
- Blood and sand, dude!

370
00:20:36,795 --> 00:20:39,915
- Jesus Christ! - What?
- His knob's massive.

371
00:20:40,075 --> 00:20:42,275
- Did you know?
- What? No, I didn't know.

372
00:20:42,395 --> 00:20:44,395
- Did you know?
- Of course.

373
00:20:44,515 --> 00:20:47,315
- How?
- I just knew.

374
00:20:49,715 --> 00:20:51,675
We're gonna need an ambulance.

375
00:21:08,575 --> 00:21:10,435
Thanks.

376
00:21:12,255 --> 00:21:14,355
I was on my way, right?
I swear to you.

377
00:21:14,615 --> 00:21:17,995
I was on my way, and then we
swerved. We almost hit a horse.

378
00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:21,115
That is when we found the others,
and I couldn't just leave them,

379
00:21:21,335 --> 00:21:23,155
they were in a bad way.

380
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:26,475
Will you please, please
go to college?

381
00:21:26,775 --> 00:21:31,275
Go back to careers night,
cos I will stay here, I swear.

382
00:21:31,495 --> 00:21:33,675
What are you so afraid of?

383
00:21:33,935 --> 00:21:38,435
Achieving something? Actually
participating in the world? What?

384
00:21:40,175 --> 00:21:42,515
Maybe I just like getting stoned
and stealing things.

385
00:21:42,775 --> 00:21:45,635
Oh, fine.
Fine, you tell yourself that.

386
00:21:45,895 --> 00:21:47,675
Tell yourself that's all you're
capable of.

387
00:21:47,935 --> 00:21:50,635
There's a smart brain in there,
Dylan. You do nothing with it.

388
00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,675
You play six games of poker
simultaneously!

389
00:21:52,735 --> 00:21:53,830
Oh, fuck off.

390
00:21:53,855 --> 00:21:56,539
It's a joke.
Erin, what am I supposed to do?

391
00:21:57,975 --> 00:21:59,835
Eh? What? Put a suit on?

392
00:22:00,095 --> 00:22:02,675
Go tap a keyboard in some
fucking industrial estate,

393
00:22:02,935 --> 00:22:05,995
and what? Chat crap
with Martin from accounts.

394
00:22:06,255 --> 00:22:08,035
Martin, how are you doing?
Good weekend?

395
00:22:08,335 --> 00:22:09,365
Did you watch the footie?

396
00:22:09,390 --> 00:22:11,739
Fuck you. Don't make me
out to be the sensible one,

397
00:22:11,975 --> 00:22:15,275
all right? I'm not telling you to go
and put a suit on, am I?

398
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:19,035
But stealing cars and tiny horses...
Really, Dylan?

399
00:22:19,255 --> 00:22:21,075
What? Is that your career, is it?

400
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:24,635
You know what?
You're gonna end up in prison.

401
00:22:24,895 --> 00:22:27,435
You are.
Or the next time you'll swerve,

402
00:22:27,695 --> 00:22:30,795
hit a fucking wall and I'm gonna
bury next to your stupid mate.

403
00:22:32,855 --> 00:22:35,355
- I'm worried about him.
- Why?

404
00:22:35,615 --> 00:22:40,195
If we leave... When we leave...

405
00:22:40,455 --> 00:22:43,075
- Who is gonna look after him?
- He'll survive, Dylan.

406
00:22:43,295 --> 00:22:45,275
- Yeah?
- Yeah.

407
00:22:45,535 --> 00:22:48,475
Then why has he been seen
on the edge of a bridge?

408
00:22:51,015 --> 00:22:53,515
All right. And so, what?

409
00:22:53,775 --> 00:22:56,995
What are we gonna do? We're gonna
stay here forever, are we?

410
00:22:57,255 --> 00:22:59,875
You can't dedicate your life
to Vinnie-watch, Dylan.

411
00:23:00,175 --> 00:23:03,635
He might be on the bridge because you
told him you're thinking about leaving!

412
00:23:03,895 --> 00:23:07,075
- No, that's shit.
- Is it? He's bipolar!

413
00:23:07,335 --> 00:23:09,835
He's on meds, he doesn't...
He doesn't need you, Dylan.

414
00:23:10,135 --> 00:23:13,755
He wants you. Having you around stops
him thinking about his own life.

415
00:23:15,775 --> 00:23:18,875
- You endorse each other.
- Look, just...

416
00:23:20,455 --> 00:23:23,635
go to college, all right?
Come on, I'm here.

417
00:23:23,895 --> 00:23:27,635
And I will not leave this house,
all right? I promise.

418
00:23:30,255 --> 00:23:32,115
Come on.

419
00:23:32,335 --> 00:23:34,475
Come on.

420
00:23:34,775 --> 00:23:37,048
Get Dylan at tat card game tonight.
He's playing

421
00:23:37,073 --> 00:23:39,299
me wi' our money,
and I need them winnings.

422
00:23:39,575 --> 00:23:42,075
I need him, too, but you heard
him earlier having a go at me.

423
00:23:42,375 --> 00:23:45,475
There's a big purse, Vin.
He's the best player there is.

424
00:23:45,735 --> 00:23:48,235
Purse. What is with everyone
and the word "purse"?

425
00:23:48,495 --> 00:23:50,795
- Listen, I'll do my best...
- All right, Vin?

426
00:23:54,695 --> 00:23:56,835
You all right.
You all right, Geoff.

427
00:23:59,295 --> 00:24:01,595
- How's your mum?
- Oh, she's over the worst now.

428
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:03,635
Thanks for asking.

429
00:24:05,655 --> 00:24:08,675
- All right, well, send her my love.
- I will. - Good stuff.

430
00:24:10,375 --> 00:24:12,835
So...

431
00:24:13,095 --> 00:24:16,075
- Is that your horse in the yard?
- I...

432
00:24:16,295 --> 00:24:18,755
Geoffrey, that one's spoken for.

433
00:24:22,135 --> 00:24:23,995
Cheeky bastard.

434
00:24:30,815 --> 00:24:32,675
Eh?

435
00:24:34,375 --> 00:24:36,235
- It's blonde.
- So?

436
00:24:36,495 --> 00:24:40,035
So, I didn't ask you
to steal a blonde one, did I?

437
00:24:40,335 --> 00:24:43,755
No, dickhead, you didn't specify.
You said, "Steal me a pony." So, there.

438
00:24:44,015 --> 00:24:46,515
The owner's gonna recognise it
a mile off.

439
00:24:46,775 --> 00:24:49,195
I don't know what to tell you.
You said, "Steal me a pony."

440
00:24:49,415 --> 00:24:52,115
So, I got you one. Bloody hell.

441
00:24:52,335 --> 00:24:54,315
Hang on.

442
00:24:54,535 --> 00:24:56,355
I've got an idea.

443
00:24:58,695 --> 00:25:02,275
- "Lose The Grey"?
- I couldn't shift the bloody stuff.

444
00:25:06,055 --> 00:25:07,915
Fuck's sake.

445
00:25:08,135 --> 00:25:10,195
I'm doing all right.

446
00:25:10,455 --> 00:25:12,235
You got to get right under the layers.

447
00:25:12,495 --> 00:25:15,515
The devil's in the detail.
You fucking missed a bit.

448
00:25:15,775 --> 00:25:18,835
- Don't like being behind it.
- I think this is gonna bloody work!

449
00:25:19,095 --> 00:25:21,755
This is well gonna work.
Don't miss anything under the legs.

450
00:25:22,015 --> 00:25:24,675
There's not, like, a surplus
of tiny horses knocking around.

451
00:25:24,935 --> 00:25:27,155
It's a Shetland pony,
not a horse!

452
00:25:27,375 --> 00:25:29,195
There we go.

453
00:25:34,575 --> 00:25:36,415
Look, look, I've told you
I'll cover for you.

454
00:25:36,475 --> 00:25:37,510
No!

455
00:25:37,535 --> 00:25:39,239
Well, you're gonna
make enough in one night

456
00:25:39,275 --> 00:25:42,075
to see you and Erin right for a month.
I'm with Tyler, I gave my word!

457
00:25:42,155 --> 00:25:44,895
Yeah, you did. You gave your word.
You gave your word to Tommo

458
00:25:45,055 --> 00:25:47,395
and you gave your word to me.
I've got a hole in my roof!

459
00:25:47,615 --> 00:25:49,515
Huh? I've got a fucking hole.

460
00:25:49,775 --> 00:25:52,955
I'm sleeping in a bloody sou'wester
long johns. I look ridiculous.

461
00:25:53,255 --> 00:25:56,235
Listen to logic, right?
Erin's out till what, ten o'clock, yeah?

462
00:25:56,295 --> 00:25:57,340
Yeah.

463
00:25:57,365 --> 00:25:59,299
- Tyler's gonna be in bed, isn't he?
- Yeah.

464
00:25:59,535 --> 00:26:02,315
And you're gonna be sat downstairs
watching bollocks on YouTube.

465
00:26:02,615 --> 00:26:06,315
So, if I'm sat downstairs watching bollocks
on YouTube, what's the difference?

466
00:26:07,915 --> 00:26:08,940
No.

467
00:26:08,965 --> 00:26:11,739
As long as you're back before she
is, what's the difference, Dylan?

468
00:26:11,975 --> 00:26:14,995
No! Mate, no means no, all right?
I'm hanging up the phone.

469
00:26:15,295 --> 00:26:19,275
No, no, Dylan. Don't hang up the phone.
I'm sorry. I shouldn't have shouted.

470
00:26:19,535 --> 00:26:23,675
How about this? I'll ring Big Sandy,
and I'll see if she can babysit.

471
00:26:23,975 --> 00:26:28,515
She can't, and even if she could, no.
Vin, mate, you're doing that thing

472
00:26:28,775 --> 00:26:30,835
where you don't think
about anyone but yourself.

473
00:26:31,055 --> 00:26:32,875
Think of anyone but mys...

474
00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:36,515
Dylan, I'm trying to make you money!
I'm trying to make you the money!

475
00:26:36,775 --> 00:26:38,595
I said, "I'll do it,
I'll count cards."

476
00:26:38,855 --> 00:26:40,795
I can fucking bluff.
I can do all that.

477
00:26:41,055 --> 00:26:43,555
And when I fucking win,
which I absolutely will,

478
00:26:43,815 --> 00:26:46,755
you're getting zilch. Fuck all.
Sweet FA, dude.

479
00:26:47,015 --> 00:26:50,795
So, don't come pissing and whinging
to me when you and Erin are skint.

480
00:26:51,055 --> 00:26:53,675
Fuck.
Urgh!

481
00:26:58,455 --> 00:27:00,715
- JJ, what's going on?
- Oh, just shut it, all right.

482
00:27:00,975 --> 00:27:03,195
I've had the police round.
Get them wheels out!

483
00:27:03,415 --> 00:27:05,275
All right. It's just...

484
00:27:05,535 --> 00:27:08,475
Dude, it's been a nightmare day.
Have you diverted them?

485
00:27:08,735 --> 00:27:11,875
Yes. But just get it.
Get me the one I asked for.

486
00:27:12,035 --> 00:27:13,040
I will.

487
00:27:13,065 --> 00:27:15,779
They've sent me to drink,
Vinnie, fucking drink.

488
00:27:15,975 --> 00:27:17,795
JJ?

489
00:27:22,735 --> 00:27:24,595
Fuck!

490
00:27:50,415 --> 00:27:52,795
- You all right, Dyl?
- What can I get you gents?

491
00:27:53,015 --> 00:27:55,435
Vincent O'Neill.

492
00:27:55,695 --> 00:27:58,075
- Who?
- I said I'm looking for Vincent O'Neill.

493
00:27:58,295 --> 00:28:00,115
Do you know where he is?

494
00:28:00,335 --> 00:28:02,915
- No.
- Skinny lad, receding hairline.

495
00:28:03,135 --> 00:28:04,955
We need to find him.

496
00:28:06,295 --> 00:28:08,235
- All right?
- Two rules.

497
00:28:08,495 --> 00:28:11,555
Don't eat anything
and don't smoke indoors, and...

498
00:28:13,175 --> 00:28:16,995
do not take your shoes off,
cos that stink lingers.

499
00:28:20,855 --> 00:28:22,715
That's three rules.

500
00:28:38,375 --> 00:28:41,115
- Who were they?
- They work for Terence McCann.

501
00:28:41,375 --> 00:28:42,450
Who?

502
00:28:42,475 --> 00:28:45,399
Terence McCann, businessman,
in inverted commas.

503
00:28:45,495 --> 00:28:47,315
Apparently, he isn't very happy,

504
00:28:47,575 --> 00:28:50,075
because one of his daughter's ponies
has been stolen.

505
00:28:50,295 --> 00:28:52,355
Shit. Vinnie.

506
00:29:17,095 --> 00:29:20,315
JJ? I've unstolen it, man. I've
got to get you the old one tomorrow.

507
00:29:20,575 --> 00:29:22,875
Vinnie, Vinnie, Vinnie.
There's a problem.

508
00:29:23,135 --> 00:29:25,700
All right, that fucking pony.
You have to give it back.

509
00:29:25,725 --> 00:29:26,779
What?

510
00:29:26,855 --> 00:29:28,771
It belongs to Terence McCann.
Now he said...

511
00:29:28,796 --> 00:29:29,859
Terence McFucking...

512
00:29:30,135 --> 00:29:33,315
Who the fuck... Hang on a minute.
A call coming through here.

513
00:29:33,535 --> 00:29:35,115
All right.

514
00:29:37,095 --> 00:29:39,515
- Jim, what's going on man?
- I've just seen a flashlight

515
00:29:39,775 --> 00:29:42,395
heading down the path
towards your shack, Vin.

516
00:29:42,655 --> 00:29:44,053
You wanna check you haven't

517
00:29:44,078 --> 00:29:45,379
- got visitors.
- Oh, shit.

518
00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:48,909
All right, I'm on my way.

519
00:31:08,750 --> 00:31:10,730
Nine. Three of a kind.

520
00:31:27,910 --> 00:31:29,730
Shit!

521
00:31:58,910 --> 00:32:01,570
All right, I'm armed.
I don't want any trouble.

522
00:32:30,710 --> 00:32:32,690
Dad!

523
00:32:34,310 --> 00:32:36,650
You're going a bit thin there,
son!

524
00:32:38,030 --> 00:32:40,835
Piss off.
What, she thrown you out again, has she?

525
00:32:40,860 --> 00:32:41,894
No.

526
00:32:41,990 --> 00:32:45,130
I just got early release.

527
00:32:58,910 --> 00:33:01,490
- I've got to go, but I'll see you later.
- See you tomorrow.

528
00:33:13,310 --> 00:33:15,170
Fuck's sake!

529
00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:21,090
- Didn't know you had a unicycle.
- All right, Jake?

530
00:33:22,430 --> 00:33:25,050
Lift? Throw the bike in the back?

531
00:33:25,310 --> 00:33:28,210
Er, no, you're all right.
I'll get a bus. It's fine.

532
00:33:28,430 --> 00:33:30,450
I've got a Duran Duran CD.

533
00:33:33,230 --> 00:33:35,850
Dad's car.

534
00:33:36,070 --> 00:33:37,890
Yeah, OK. All right, thank you.

535
00:33:39,110 --> 00:33:41,490
- What the hell's going on, Dyl?
- It's not my night.

536
00:33:41,750 --> 00:33:43,930
Make it your night.
You're better than these twats.

537
00:33:44,150 --> 00:33:46,330
Look, mate. I can't focus.

538
00:33:46,590 --> 00:33:48,370
You're losing
a lot of money, sweetheart.

539
00:33:48,630 --> 00:33:51,410
More importantly, yeah,
you're losing my money.

540
00:33:51,670 --> 00:33:53,690
- What do you want me to say?
- You don't exist

541
00:33:53,910 --> 00:33:56,090
outside this room, Dylan.

542
00:33:56,350 --> 00:34:00,290
Now sit the fuck back down and
do what you do best, all right?

543
00:34:02,230 --> 00:34:04,090
There's a good lad.

544
00:34:22,510 --> 00:34:24,610
Sing it.

545
00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:27,410
You know it.

546
00:34:35,070 --> 00:34:38,250
Oh, hey, how's it going, mate?

547
00:34:40,790 --> 00:34:43,490
- Where am I?
- Oh, I've had to take you out for a bit,

548
00:34:43,750 --> 00:34:46,250
but I'm sorry,
I'm gonna take you home now.

549
00:34:46,470 --> 00:34:49,730
- Who lives there?
- I live there.

550
00:34:49,790 --> 00:34:50,835
Can I go inside?

551
00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:53,394
No, not really.
I've gotta get you home, dude.

552
00:34:53,630 --> 00:34:55,970
- Please!
- There's a fat, bald monster in there.

553
00:34:56,230 --> 00:34:58,530
- You're not gonna like it.
- Oh, please!

554
00:35:03,950 --> 00:35:07,570
Yeah, go on. Five minutes.
We're not staying long, you know.

555
00:35:09,590 --> 00:35:12,770
- So, this is home, is it?
- For now, yeah.

556
00:35:13,950 --> 00:35:17,010
Let's just say it doesn't feature
in the master plan.

557
00:35:17,270 --> 00:35:19,650
- Looks all right.
- There's thousands of towns

558
00:35:19,910 --> 00:35:23,130
like this all over the country,
getting by.

559
00:35:23,350 --> 00:35:25,450
No-one gives a shit about them...

560
00:35:25,670 --> 00:35:27,150
until it turns into the Wild West.

561
00:35:27,390 --> 00:35:30,090
I want my son to know different.
Know what I mean?

562
00:35:31,110 --> 00:35:32,970
Fancy continuing this dissection

563
00:35:33,230 --> 00:35:35,610
of societal disintegration
over a pint?

564
00:35:35,830 --> 00:35:38,170
You're not easily put off, are you?

565
00:35:40,550 --> 00:35:43,250
No, I need to get back.
Dylan's looking after Tyler.

566
00:35:44,670 --> 00:35:46,930
You've got a boyfriend.
You've got a son.

567
00:35:47,150 --> 00:35:49,210
So, best friends?

568
00:35:52,070 --> 00:35:53,930
All right, one pint. One.

569
00:35:54,190 --> 00:35:57,330
Aren't you scared being
out here on your own at night?

570
00:35:57,590 --> 00:36:01,410
No, am I 'eck! I love being out here
in the woods.

571
00:36:01,670 --> 00:36:04,370
The woods is the only place
I can get a bit of bloody peace.

572
00:36:04,590 --> 00:36:06,410
Can I bring my mum here?

573
00:36:06,670 --> 00:36:09,850
Course you can. You can bring her
anytime you want. Yeah, course.

574
00:36:11,070 --> 00:36:13,770
My mum can bounce an egg
on her head.

575
00:36:14,030 --> 00:36:16,770
- Can she really? - Yeah.
- No, she can't. Can she really?

576
00:36:17,950 --> 00:36:20,730
My God. That's some bloody skill,
innit? I can't.

577
00:36:21,990 --> 00:36:23,850
I love your mum.

578
00:36:26,390 --> 00:36:29,970
She's an eggs-traordinary woman.

579
00:36:30,230 --> 00:36:33,610
- What's your mum like?
- My mum, she's not around any more.

580
00:36:35,150 --> 00:36:37,410
- Is she dead?
- No, she's not dead.

581
00:36:37,670 --> 00:36:40,770
- She just went away when I was little.
- Like my dad?

582
00:36:40,990 --> 00:36:42,810
Yeah, yeah.

583
00:36:43,990 --> 00:36:46,090
Even though I hope she'll come back,
you know.

584
00:36:49,110 --> 00:36:50,930
I think that's why I stay
in this town.

585
00:36:55,270 --> 00:36:58,530
So if she does come back, you know,
she might know where to find me.

586
00:37:05,670 --> 00:37:07,770
I like the funny dog.

587
00:37:07,990 --> 00:37:09,850
Oh, thanks.

588
00:37:12,310 --> 00:37:13,795
It's an owl.

589
00:37:15,020 --> 00:37:18,374
All right, Kath?
Can I have a pint of lager

590
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:19,850
and a pint of Guinness, please?

591
00:37:20,110 --> 00:37:23,010
- For your new fella?
- No, he's a college mate.

592
00:37:23,230 --> 00:37:25,730
I believe ya. A thousand wouldn't.

593
00:37:26,030 --> 00:37:29,650
Mind you, it'd be a bold move bringing
your fancy man in your own local. Mm-hm.

594
00:37:29,910 --> 00:37:31,690
Especially with them lot
all upstairs.

595
00:37:33,630 --> 00:37:36,410
- What lot?
- Poker game. Dylan's in there.

596
00:37:48,110 --> 00:37:50,770
- Wanker.
- What? Wait!

597
00:37:54,870 --> 00:37:56,850
Erin! Erin!

598
00:37:57,110 --> 00:38:00,090
Erin, Erin. Wait!
Erin, Tyler's fine.

599
00:38:00,350 --> 00:38:03,330
Vinnie's looking after him.
He's safe. They're home.

600
00:38:06,190 --> 00:38:08,050
You wanna buy some chloroform?

601
00:38:41,710 --> 00:38:43,530
- Good evening?
- Shit.

602
00:38:45,310 --> 00:38:48,130
- You? - Terrible.
- What happened?

603
00:38:52,950 --> 00:38:54,890
- Vinnie.
- Erin.

604
00:38:56,150 --> 00:38:59,330
- Thanks for minding him for me.
- Oh, it's my pleasure.

605
00:39:01,630 --> 00:39:04,250
Can we have a minute?

606
00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:11,410
Listen, it's my fault, you know.
I shouldn't have done--

607
00:39:11,670 --> 00:39:14,530
It's not, it's not. It's his,
cos he listens to you.

608
00:39:16,710 --> 00:39:18,890
There's three of us in this.

609
00:39:20,110 --> 00:39:21,930
- In this relationship.
- Well,

610
00:39:22,190 --> 00:39:24,170
if there is, I'm the one
getting the least sex.

611
00:39:27,070 --> 00:39:28,850
I'm not saying
it's you or me, Vin, OK?

612
00:39:30,190 --> 00:39:32,050
I'll never make that threat.

613
00:39:32,310 --> 00:39:34,210
But one day soon,
I will leave with Tyler,

614
00:39:34,430 --> 00:39:36,250
and I won't be coming back.

615
00:39:37,430 --> 00:39:39,410
And he needs to decide
what life he wants.

616
00:39:48,710 --> 00:39:51,210
I'm glad to see you both awake.

617
00:39:51,470 --> 00:39:53,770
- How you feeling?
- Terrible. - Heartbroken.

618
00:39:55,310 --> 00:39:58,290
- Nigel.
- Never mind bloody Nigel.

619
00:39:58,590 --> 00:40:01,690
Honest to God, he's a bird and he's
free now, so just be happy for him.

620
00:40:01,950 --> 00:40:04,370
- Fucking chloroform!
- It's his stupid fault!

621
00:40:04,630 --> 00:40:07,030
If he'd let me use on the horse,
this wouldn't have happened.

622
00:40:07,230 --> 00:40:09,490
- Yeah, it's my fault.
- When are they gonna let you out?

623
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:12,410
A few days. Apparently, it takes
a while to leave the system,

624
00:40:12,670 --> 00:40:14,137
but you know what they say

625
00:40:14,162 --> 00:40:15,994
- about convalescence.
- Fresh air.

626
00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:18,850
- Get up.
- No, get off! I'm sick! No!

627
00:40:19,070 --> 00:40:21,170
No, don't touch me, I'm sick!

628
00:41:14,910 --> 00:41:18,530
- Your pony's a cunt.
- Your pony's a cunt.

629
00:41:31,110 --> 00:41:33,290
- Go on, Jim.
- Vincent O'Neill?

630
00:41:37,430 --> 00:41:38,595
Who's asking?

631
00:41:38,620 --> 00:41:42,114
Terence McCann.
Wants to discuss small horses.

632
00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:46,690
You must have the wrong lad.
I don't know what you're talking about.

633
00:41:46,950 --> 00:41:50,250
Have it your way.
A word to the wise...

634
00:41:50,470 --> 00:41:52,130
He's not a man to make an enemy of.

635
00:41:56,710 --> 00:41:59,028
Sometimes it's only
later when you look back,

636
00:41:59,053 --> 00:42:01,074
you realise when the
turning point came.

637
00:42:02,230 --> 00:42:04,290
The moment in your life
when everything changed.

638
00:42:05,510 --> 00:42:08,650
For me, for us.
Christ, for all of us.

639
00:42:10,070 --> 00:42:12,410
It was stealing
a blonde Shetland pony

640
00:42:12,630 --> 00:42:14,450
from a xenophobic father.

641
00:42:20,000 --> 00:42:22,000
(corrections: certan)