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♪ WARMDUSCHER: I Got Friends

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(LIFT BELL PINGS)

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There you go.
That's been flushed, cut, cured.

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It's ready to smoke, that.

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How much you got?
Shitloads of the stuff.

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Unit's full to bursting.
We're harvesting it all now.

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Here you are. Got you a sample there.

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Do I look like a man
who smokes weed?

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I dunno. What does a man
who smokes weed look like? You.

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Last time I smoked a joint,

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I was wearing short trousers.
Yeah?

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Summer, was it? Eh?

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Sunny day? (CHUCKLES)

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Yeah?

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Go easy on it, though,
cos it's strong.

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I'm fine. Smashed out of my head,
know what I mean?

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Sell it.

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Sell it?
All of it.

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No, I can't sell...
Cos I'm a local weed dealer.

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I only know a few people.

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I invested.

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Now I need a return.

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All right.

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Are you all right?

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♪ BARRET STRONG: Money

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You're gonna have to ride it out,
man.

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10, 20 minutes.

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You need, like, a cold surface.

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And, like, a Crunchie or a...

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♪ The best things in life
are free... ♪

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What you doing this weekend?
Going to that festival. Chillfest.

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Who's playing? No idea. I'm just
going to get slaughtered in a field.

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A festival?
A festival.

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A festival?
A festival, yeah. As in?

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As in a festival, you bell ends.

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Are you out of your mind? Just think
about it. It's the perfect solution.

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We've got a shitload of weed
to get rid of here.

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What's better than a field
literally full of pot-heads?

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We don't have a field. Or any bands.
Or any toilets.

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We'll get a field,
we'll get a band and we'll.....

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get some toilets.

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I think that's a great idea.
I love getting twatted in a field.

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What are you doing?
Well, that's me, raving.

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Is that how you rave?
Yeah.

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Jesus, it looks like
a fucking seizure.

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Wait. There's an easier way.

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Yeah? Being?
B-B-Budapest.

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Fucking Budapest?
Go on.

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M-Massive weed shortage.
They can't get their hands on it.

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Who's told you that?
My chiropodist, Kelvin.

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Fucking mind boggles.
Fuck me gently.

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I've got it.
The bloke with the jowls.

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The fat... The fat face jowls.
Remember?

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He's got a lock-up, six doors down
from the weed grow. Welsh lad, yes?

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Yes.

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Got it.

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We were waiting for you lot one day
and this guy pulls up.

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Personalised reg, gold on every
finger and he says...

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Are you lost? Can I help?

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I mean, he is fucking full of it.

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Right fucking show-off.
What's his name?

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Styles.Styles.
That's it, because he says...

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Styles by name. Styles by nature.

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Bell end.
You're not wrong, yeah.

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Anyway, he's bragging about his
business, tells us he's into...

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Beer festivals. Foodie Fridays.

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Where there's nosh, there's dosh.

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Started out in Eisteddfods,
but I outgrew Wales.

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He shows us inside.
We're talking beer tents,

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beer pumps, the works. It were
impressive. Took a shine to Erin.

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And what's your name?

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Erin.

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(SPEAKS WELSH) Beautiful name.

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Comes from the word Eros,
meaning love.

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Does it?
You're a lucky man, Tommo.

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You've got a beautiful woman.

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Well, unless, this is...

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No, no, no neither of them,
actually.

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Most I've had's a drunken lick.

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Er, not with me, you haven't.

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Yeah, I don't remember that.

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To be honest, I don't know why
I said that. I was showing off.

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Oh, well this is perfect, then,
innit?

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Rip this knob head off.
That's half the festival sorted.

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Yeah. He absolutely deserves it.

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Yes, yes. Yes, but, there's er
one tiny little problem.

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Have a gander. Eagle eyes.

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You wanna get this.

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Anyone breaks in, sends a message
straight to your iPhone. Look.

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Nine, nine, nine.
Dibble coming running.

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(CHUCKLES) I know.

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There we have it.
We need his phone firmly turned off.

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We need him very... very...
distracted.

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Nah, you... you are kidding me.

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No, she's not doing that.
Dylan, I can speak for myself.

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All right, I'll do it.

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But I'm not doing anything
until you've got a venue.

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A festival? Here?

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Yeah.
Fucking Tilly and Tarquin.

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Fucking bank of mum and dad.

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Never done a proper day's work
in their lives.

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With their oversized sunglasses and
their fucking designer wellies!

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(POSH VOICE) "Oh, let's bring
down the government.

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Let all the immigrants in.

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Why can't we all live in peace
and harmony?~

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Because we fucking can't!

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And no amount of flowers

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that you put in your fucking,
middle-class, henna'd, fucking hair

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is gonna change that!

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"Would anybody like
a disco biscuit?"

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(MIMICS TECHNO MUSIC)

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FUCK OFF!

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♪ BOOKER T AND THE MG'S: Green Onions

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Ta-da. Flatbed truck. JCB.

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You're a legend, man.
Where've you got these from, you?

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My mate, Demolition Dave.
Does he work in demolition?

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Yeah. And his name's Dave.

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Listen, we need to get down there.

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As soon as we get the call from Erin,
it's on, all right? Grand, yeah.

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Cardi, come here.

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Do you know what you're doing?

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Yeah, circle the block,
eyes and ears.

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That's right. What else?

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Oh, er, don't put it in turbo boost.

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Don't put it in turbo boost.

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Cardi, if you see anyone,
you call me.

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Yeah.
Fucking hell.

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Erin.
Hi.

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(SPEAKS WELSH) Angel.
Oh!(CHUCKLES)

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Even more stunning than I remember.
Aw, Stef.

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You're looking good.

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(SCOFFS) This old thing? (CHUCKLES)

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So, here we are.

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The owner is a very close
personal friend of mine.

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He'll look after us this evening.

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I know. Come in. Come in.
Come inside.

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Oh, a gentleman.
(CHUCKLES)

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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
Right, this could be her, this.

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Hello?
'Vin, it's Vanessa.'

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Oh! I-I-I'm in a tunnel, Vanessa.

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I'll have to call you back in a bit.
It's a bad reception, love.

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Who's that?
It's my dad's girlfriend.

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Enabler... whatever you wanna call
her. she'll be after money.

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To wonderful company. Iechyd da.

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Cheers? Cheers.

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(CHUCKLES)

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Ooh. Oh, that's like...

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like bathing your tongue
in the juices of a Princess.

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Metaphorical.

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Yeah. Course.

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Now, I'm gonna turn this off.

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I don't know about you, Stef, but I
hate phones being on in restaurants.

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My sentiments exactly.

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I just think it's really important
for us to...

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stay in the zone, you know,

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not be distracted.

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Mine's already off, my dear.

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OK. (LAUGHS)
Cheers.

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Cheers.
(CHUCKLES)

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♪ THE SPECIALS: Ghost Town

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Right, get going. But whatever you
do, don't hang about. Right. Bye.

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♪ Do you remember the good old days
before the ghost town?

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What the fuck are these three...
three tanks?

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Why's he got three tanks?
Did you mean 6B?

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Cos this is six. 6B's next door.
Could be.

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How the fuck can you not remember,
man?

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Why the fuck would I remember?
Get that out of me face.

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6. 6B. Just call it 6 and 7. Shit.

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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
Fuck off, Vanessa.

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Right. Oi. Oi!

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Go and get your JCB. Smash through
that wall. Through that wall?

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♪ This town
♪ Town... ♪

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Ah, fuck!

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Come quick. There's a m-m-man
with a m-m-m...

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Machete?
No, no, a m-m-m...

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Machine gun?
No, a m-m-m...

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s-s-snake!

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Cardi?
'C-C-Cops. You have to hurry.

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Where the fuck...? Where are they?

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I'm leading 'em away.
I told 'em I'd seen a snake man.

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'What do you mean, a snake man?'
A man with a snake. Hurry up.

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Fucking snake man.
Do you know what I mean?

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What's he doing, him? Oi. oi. Oi!

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What the fuck are you doing? Does it
look like I'm fucking stalling?

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Yeah, it looks like
you're having it caj, dude.

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Sparking fags.
What do you think it is? Miami Vice?

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Get the fuck off.
What are you supposed to be?

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Decoration? Come the fuck on.

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Ohh! Oh, yes.

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Oh, Erin.

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Oh.

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Oh. Oh!

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Oh, shit!

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Oh, please don't be broken.

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Fuck!

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Shit.

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Fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit!

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Just here. He was down here.

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The snake man. He's down there.
What shall we do him for?

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Anything you like.

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(SIREN BLARES)
Woah. Woah. What you doing that for?

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(SIREN BLARES)

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Go on, JJ.

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(DIGGER'S REVERSING ALARM BLEEPS)

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Fuck.

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Are you all right?
Yeah.

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Thank fuck for that..

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Oh, shit.

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All right, boys.

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Let's steal some stuff.
Ugh!

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Hey!
I'm being robbed. Bloody robbed.

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You're joking.
No, I'm not.

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(LINE RINGING)

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Police!

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Look, yes, I'm being robbed.
Right this minute.

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I've seen 'em on CCTV. They're in
my premises and they're robbing me.

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Shit.
Stefan.

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Stefan.

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No, not Steve. Stefan. It's Welsh.

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Just hurry the fuck up.
Just grab anything you can.

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We should go, we've got enough.

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Can I have this?
What do you want that for?

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I really like it.
Just take it. Fuck.

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(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
Fuck off, Vanessa. Jesus Christ.

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Erin.

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He knows. Vin, he knows.

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He's calling the police.

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All right. All right.
We need to leave right now.

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We need to leave.
JJ, Come on! Come on!

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In the JCB!

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Come on. We need to go now, boys.

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♪ RASCALTON: Police

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(SIRENS BLARE)
Bloody hell! Jesus!

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I don't know why your nicking me
when there's a snake man on t'loose.

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Jesus Christ!

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It's about as comfy
as a Ryanair flight, this is.

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Fucking... Slow down!

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Fuck! No, no, no!

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Dude, you really want that then,
don't you.

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It reminds me of happier times.
Fuck... me!

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Erin. Want a lift?
Nah, you're all right, ta.

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He's still cut up, you know - Jake.
Yeah, I know.

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I can't chat, I've got to-
Erin! My Goddess, wait!

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Shit! Can you take me home.

245
00:13:04,710 --> 00:13:06,110
Yeah, yeah.

246
00:13:07,630 --> 00:13:09,510
(TYRES SCREECH)

247
00:13:09,550 --> 00:13:13,070
Vanessa. Look, whatever it is,
I don't care. I don't give a shit.

248
00:13:13,110 --> 00:13:15,510
'It's your dad Vin.'
I don't care, Vanessa!

249
00:13:15,550 --> 00:13:17,230
For fuck's sake.

250
00:13:18,310 --> 00:13:20,270
Dude, will you slow the fuck down?

251
00:13:20,310 --> 00:13:22,350
The pigs won't be far behind!

252
00:13:24,270 --> 00:13:27,430
Oh, shit! That's not good.
No. No. No, no, no, no, no.

253
00:13:30,550 --> 00:13:32,870
Bollocks!
(CAR HORN BLARES)

254
00:13:36,110 --> 00:13:37,990
Don't you fucking dare.

255
00:13:38,030 --> 00:13:39,870
Agh!

256
00:13:39,910 --> 00:13:42,510
Shit! Oh, my God.
(SHOP ALARM BLARES)

257
00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:44,510
Shit.
Shit.

258
00:13:44,550 --> 00:13:47,390
Right, will you stop gawping, Ash,
put your fucking foot down!

259
00:13:47,430 --> 00:13:49,270
(MOBILE PHONE RINGS)
For fuck's sake.

260
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,950
What?

261
00:13:50,990 --> 00:13:53,150
'It, it's your dad, Vin.

262
00:13:54,110 --> 00:13:57,710
I think he's killed himself.
I told him it were over,
but he wouldn't have it.

263
00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:00,070
He kept turning up at my house,
making threats,

264
00:14:00,110 --> 00:14:04,110
and then tonight he calls me and
tells me he's gonna kill himself.

265
00:14:04,150 --> 00:14:07,430
And then he hangs up and I've called
and called but there's no reply.

266
00:14:07,470 --> 00:14:09,230
What if he's...? (SOBS)'

267
00:14:15,630 --> 00:14:17,390
D-Dad?

268
00:14:25,270 --> 00:14:26,350
Dad?

269
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:31,830
Dad?

270
00:14:35,630 --> 00:14:39,310
It's all right. Come here.
Oh, Vinnie.

271
00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,710
I still love her.

272
00:14:43,750 --> 00:14:46,350
(MELANCHOLY VIOLIN MUSIC)

273
00:14:56,310 --> 00:14:58,430
It's All right. Sshh.

274
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:11,750
It's all right. It's all right.

275
00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,910
(MELANCHOLY VIOLIN MUSIC CONTINUES)

276
00:15:48,230 --> 00:15:51,110
Are you OK?
Just call the police.

277
00:15:51,150 --> 00:15:52,950
Wh-Wh-What?

278
00:15:52,990 --> 00:15:55,110
Sugar just call the police.

279
00:16:06,220 --> 00:16:07,980
One wallet.

280
00:16:08,020 --> 00:16:10,620
One boiled egg. Cracked.

281
00:16:10,660 --> 00:16:15,220
One 50%-off voucher
for Pitta Patter kebab shop.

282
00:16:15,260 --> 00:16:17,300
One troll.

283
00:16:17,340 --> 00:16:22,020
And erm three choco bars.

284
00:16:22,060 --> 00:16:24,060
All correct?

285
00:16:24,500 --> 00:16:27,940
D-D-Didn't I have
a D-Double D-Decker?

286
00:16:27,980 --> 00:16:29,940
No.

287
00:16:34,580 --> 00:16:36,700
Fucking arseholes!

288
00:16:40,140 --> 00:16:42,140
See you later.

289
00:16:43,460 --> 00:16:46,540
New car, Vincent? Very retro.

290
00:16:46,580 --> 00:16:48,500
All I could get last minute.

291
00:16:48,540 --> 00:16:50,180
What are you wearing, man?

292
00:16:50,220 --> 00:16:52,580
What?
That get up.

293
00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:56,340
It's what I wear at home. You're not
at home. You're in t'bloody woods?

294
00:16:56,380 --> 00:16:58,300
Yeah, well,
you said it was an emergency.

295
00:16:58,340 --> 00:17:00,780
It's not so urgent,
you couldn't put some pants on.

296
00:17:00,820 --> 00:17:03,180
I've got some pants on.
Have you fuck.

297
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:05,140
Is that a rabbit?
Yeah.

298
00:17:05,180 --> 00:17:07,700
Aw, look at him. Hello.

299
00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,620
He's lovely.
Never mind the rabbit.

300
00:17:09,660 --> 00:17:12,460
Have you got boxers on under there?
Course I've got boxers on.

301
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,860
Well, show me, then.

302
00:17:14,900 --> 00:17:16,900
All right.

303
00:17:17,140 --> 00:17:19,260
You.. Fuck me.
(LAUGHS)

304
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,180
'Ey, no.
'Ey!

305
00:17:21,220 --> 00:17:24,420
Look at that. Commando in the woods
is how we're meant to live, Vincent.

306
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:26,860
It's tiny.
You should be ashamed of yourself.

307
00:17:33,420 --> 00:17:35,460
He's in a bad way, Vin.

308
00:17:36,540 --> 00:17:39,180
His liver's dangerously enlarged,
his heart beat's way up,

309
00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:40,900
his blood pressure's low.

310
00:17:40,940 --> 00:17:42,900
If he keeps drinking, he's...

311
00:17:43,940 --> 00:17:45,900
Well, he'll be dead in a few days.

312
00:17:45,940 --> 00:17:47,660
Fuck!

313
00:17:48,780 --> 00:17:52,260
Oh, fuck, he's gonna end up killing
himself. He has to drink every day.

314
00:17:53,220 --> 00:17:55,380
It's the only way he can cope.
He's an addict.

315
00:17:57,180 --> 00:17:59,140
Well, rehab clinic?

316
00:17:59,780 --> 00:18:02,460
They're expensive.
How much will that cost?

317
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,180
07 There's a pretty good facility
quite near here.

318
00:18:06,220 --> 00:18:08,260
I know the woman who runs it.

319
00:18:09,220 --> 00:18:10,940
Melanie.

320
00:18:10,980 --> 00:18:12,700
Fucking incredible. VINNIE

321
00:18:12,740 --> 00:18:14,980
Oh, now, fuck... Now, no...
What?

322
00:18:15,020 --> 00:18:16,700
No, man.
What?

323
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:18,740
Not cool, you can't just segue

324
00:18:18,780 --> 00:18:21,780
off my dad dying on to Melanie's
incredible fucking blow jobs.

325
00:18:22,820 --> 00:18:26,140
Dinner parties.
That's not. Now, that-

326
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:28,460
Chris-She gives incredible
dinner parties'.

327
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:30,860
No-one does that.
Who does that at a dinner party?

328
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:33,500
Do you want me to call her or not?
Yes, I fucking do.

329
00:18:33,860 --> 00:18:38,180
He picked me up outside the Wood
Street restaurant, about half-ten.

330
00:18:39,300 --> 00:18:41,100
He said he was passing.

331
00:18:41,140 --> 00:18:42,980
I thought it was a bit weird.

332
00:18:45,020 --> 00:18:46,700
Anyway, I got in.

333
00:18:46,740 --> 00:18:48,740
Who were you at the restaurant with?

334
00:18:50,100 --> 00:18:52,980
Er, he's a businessman.
Like, a work thing.

335
00:18:53,020 --> 00:18:54,940
Who?

336
00:18:54,980 --> 00:18:56,660
Which businessman?

337
00:18:56,700 --> 00:18:59,140
(CLEARS THROAT)
Well, that's irrelevant, innit?

338
00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,180
OK, so you got into Arron's car.

339
00:19:03,220 --> 00:19:06,140
And... tell me what happened?

340
00:19:07,340 --> 00:19:09,460
He started to drive and he said...

341
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:11,460
So, how does it feel
to be a free agent?

342
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:13,540
Or is there someone else
on the scene?

343
00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:16,060
No. No-one else.

344
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:18,300
Just didn't work out, me and Jake.

345
00:19:18,340 --> 00:19:20,340
I know he can be a bit uptight.

346
00:19:20,380 --> 00:19:21,660
(CHUCKLES)

347
00:19:21,700 --> 00:19:23,500
Or was it the sex?

348
00:19:23,540 --> 00:19:26,500
Please tell me he was terrible
in bed.

349
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,220
I didn't wanna talk about Jake.

350
00:19:30,260 --> 00:19:32,700
And I certainly didn't wanna talk
about sex with him,

351
00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:35,620
but he just kept going on, and on.

352
00:19:37,260 --> 00:19:40,660
Not in an aggressive way, but,
like, he was sort of enjoying it.

353
00:19:43,260 --> 00:19:45,620
Anyway I had enough and I said...

354
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:48,580
You know what?
I can... I can walk from here.

355
00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,620
Oh no, no. Don't worry.
I can take you home.

356
00:19:50,660 --> 00:19:52,900
Or we could go out for a drink,
if you like.

357
00:19:52,940 --> 00:19:54,940
Er, home, please.

358
00:19:54,980 --> 00:19:57,620
It's quite late. Let's go home.

359
00:19:59,340 --> 00:20:01,980
And then he goes quiet.

360
00:20:03,700 --> 00:20:07,980
And he was going faster
and faster and faster...

361
00:20:08,020 --> 00:20:10,860
(CAR ENGINE REVS)
Aaron.

362
00:20:10,900 --> 00:20:12,940
Aaron, slow down.

363
00:20:12,980 --> 00:20:14,620
Aaron.
One drink, Erin. One drink.

364
00:20:14,660 --> 00:20:16,460
You're gonna kill us. Please!
Who cares?

365
00:20:16,500 --> 00:20:18,980
Me? I've got a son! Slow down! Now!

366
00:20:19,020 --> 00:20:20,620
One drink, Erin, and I'll slow down.

367
00:20:20,660 --> 00:20:22,300
Fuck. Right, one drink! One drink!

368
00:20:22,340 --> 00:20:24,300
Shit!

369
00:20:24,340 --> 00:20:27,020
(TYRES SCREECH)

370
00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:31,100
Kiss me.
Fuck off.(SEATBELT CLICKS)

371
00:20:31,140 --> 00:20:33,140
Come on, one kiss. You'll like it.
Get off.

372
00:20:33,180 --> 00:20:35,980
I'm better than Jake.
Get your hand off! Get off.

373
00:20:36,020 --> 00:20:37,700
What is it with you?
Get off!

374
00:20:37,740 --> 00:20:39,660
Aaron!
Screwed goody two shoes. What?

375
00:20:39,700 --> 00:20:42,340
What's so special about him?
I'm the real deal, Erin.

376
00:20:42,380 --> 00:20:44,740
I'm better than him Erin.
Get off. Get off me now.

377
00:20:44,780 --> 00:20:46,780
(SLAPPING)

378
00:20:46,820 --> 00:20:48,820
(BREATHES HARD)

379
00:20:53,860 --> 00:20:55,300
(CAR ENGINE REVS)

380
00:20:55,340 --> 00:20:56,980
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

381
00:20:59,860 --> 00:21:01,860
(CAR ENGINE ROARING AWAY)

382
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:09,900
OK, listen, we'll go and speak
with him straight away.

383
00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:12,100
That's a serious assault.

384
00:21:13,460 --> 00:21:15,580
I just kept thinking about my son.

385
00:21:16,860 --> 00:21:19,300
What would happen to Tyler...

386
00:21:19,340 --> 00:21:21,660
Yeah, I understand.

387
00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,820
Would you like us to arrange
a visit from Victim Support?

388
00:21:26,980 --> 00:21:28,540
No.

389
00:21:31,460 --> 00:21:34,420
'Ey. How's your Ronnie doing?

390
00:21:34,460 --> 00:21:36,300
♪ KAREN DALTON: A Little Bit Of Rain

391
00:21:36,340 --> 00:21:38,780
Is he still in prison?

392
00:21:38,820 --> 00:21:41,500
Theft, GBH.

393
00:21:41,540 --> 00:21:43,820
He's a lovely lad, isn't he, Erin?

394
00:21:43,860 --> 00:21:48,220
♪ I still remember all the good times

395
00:21:51,020 --> 00:21:53,020
♪ Long days

396
00:21:53,060 --> 00:21:56,140
♪ Filled with sunshine

397
00:21:59,100 --> 00:22:03,460
♪ And just a little bit of rain

398
00:22:03,500 --> 00:22:06,380
♪ Mm...

399
00:22:08,260 --> 00:22:10,500
Melanie. Russell.

400
00:22:11,820 --> 00:22:16,460
♪ If you should look back

401
00:22:18,020 --> 00:22:23,420
♪ Try to forget all the bad times

402
00:22:26,140 --> 00:22:30,420
♪ The lonely blue and sad times

403
00:22:30,460 --> 00:22:32,460
(DROWNED OUT BY SONG)

404
00:22:35,180 --> 00:22:38,380
♪ Just a little bit of rain.. ♪

405
00:22:41,140 --> 00:22:43,700
Sure, yeah. Glad to help, yeah.

406
00:23:14,780 --> 00:23:17,940
♪ Just a little bit of rain

407
00:23:17,980 --> 00:23:21,460
♪ Just a little bit of rain

408
00:23:23,860 --> 00:23:28,860
♪ Just a little bit of rain ♪

409
00:23:33,660 --> 00:23:35,620
He never sleeps.

410
00:23:36,380 --> 00:23:39,180
Fuck me. Never gets any rest at all.

411
00:23:42,140 --> 00:23:44,140
He's always puking.

412
00:23:45,300 --> 00:23:47,500
Or pissing himself.

413
00:23:52,220 --> 00:23:54,140
Then he gets frustrated and angry.

414
00:23:55,940 --> 00:23:58,060
Rants to himself.

415
00:23:58,100 --> 00:24:02,700
Then smashes things up in the house,
like fucking bottles and that.

416
00:24:02,740 --> 00:24:04,740
TV might go over.

417
00:24:12,700 --> 00:24:16,660
He never does anything too drastic,
though, like, he never..

418
00:24:18,660 --> 00:24:21,740
It's like even when he's fucking
out of his mind,

419
00:24:21,780 --> 00:24:24,620
there's this small part
of him that thinks...

420
00:24:26,380 --> 00:24:29,300
.. "I can't put a window through."
You know, summat like that.

421
00:24:29,340 --> 00:24:32,900
"Can't put a window through,
I'll have to get a fucking guy
to come round."

422
00:24:32,940 --> 00:24:34,940
(CHRIS LAUGHS)

423
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:37,380
"Spend money that I haven't got."

424
00:24:39,980 --> 00:24:42,740
"He's gonna see the state
of my house."

425
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:56,820
(SOBS) I really miss my dad.

426
00:25:03,700 --> 00:25:05,620
Come here. Come on.

427
00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:16,380
Are you all right?
Yeah.

428
00:25:20,140 --> 00:25:22,060
What?
Sorry.

429
00:25:22,100 --> 00:25:25,180
Are you all right?
Ow! Jesus!

430
00:25:25,220 --> 00:25:27,020
Aargh.

431
00:25:27,060 --> 00:25:28,780
You burn your arse?
Yeah.

432
00:25:28,820 --> 00:25:30,620
(LAUGHS)

433
00:25:30,660 --> 00:25:33,340
♪ PETE SEEGER: Little Boxes

434
00:25:33,380 --> 00:25:36,020
♪ Little boxes made of ticky-tacky

435
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,460
♪ Little Boxes, little boxes

436
00:25:38,500 --> 00:25:41,580
♪ Little boxes all the same

437
00:25:41,620 --> 00:25:43,980
There's a green one, then a pink one

438
00:25:44,020 --> 00:25:47,020
♪ And a blue one and a yellow one

439
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:49,980
♪ And they're all made out
of ticky-tacky

440
00:25:50,020 --> 00:25:52,740
♪ And they all look just the same.

441
00:25:56,620 --> 00:26:00,060
♪ And they all play
on the golf course

442
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:03,060
♪ And drink their martini dry

443
00:26:03,100 --> 00:26:05,540
♪ And they all have pretty children

444
00:26:05,580 --> 00:26:08,020
♪ And the children go to school

445
00:26:08,060 --> 00:26:11,420
♪ And the children go to summer camp

446
00:26:11,460 --> 00:26:14,260
♪ And then to the university

447
00:26:14,300 --> 00:26:16,980
♪ And they all get put in boxes

448
00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,540
♪ And they all come out the same ♪

449
00:26:20,220 --> 00:26:22,300
He says you attacked him.
He's chatting shit.

450
00:26:22,340 --> 00:26:25,100
He says you were drunk, legless,
and you came onto him.

451
00:26:25,140 --> 00:26:27,460
When he rebuffed you,
you got aggressive.

452
00:26:27,500 --> 00:26:29,300
What, and you believe him, do you?

453
00:26:29,340 --> 00:26:31,580
Give us the name of the man
in the restaurant.

454
00:26:31,620 --> 00:26:33,700
For fuck sake, I can't, I can't.
Why not?

455
00:26:33,740 --> 00:26:35,380
Because I can't.

456
00:26:35,420 --> 00:26:39,540
Without evidence,
it's just your word against Aaron's.

457
00:26:39,580 --> 00:26:41,220
All right, fine.

458
00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:45,900
Nice... middle class boy versus...

459
00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,100
you.

460
00:26:49,060 --> 00:26:52,300
Why don't you go and bum
a fucking dog, Carl?

461
00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,820
Go on. Go and bum a dog.

462
00:26:57,860 --> 00:27:00,420
Get out.
Get out of my house, right now.

463
00:27:00,460 --> 00:27:02,860
Go on.
That's probably everything, then.

464
00:27:09,350 --> 00:27:10,990
♪ Since you've been gone

465
00:27:11,030 --> 00:27:12,830
♪ Since you've been gone

466
00:27:12,870 --> 00:27:16,310
♪ I'm out of my head,
can't take it...

467
00:27:16,350 --> 00:27:18,390
Hmm.

468
00:27:18,430 --> 00:27:21,190
♪ Oh, oh, oh... Oh, fucking hell.
He's shit, isn't he?

469
00:27:21,230 --> 00:27:24,190
Yeah, I know.
He's delusional.

470
00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:27,390
They're a bunch of fat dads. But he
says that if we give him a good slot

471
00:27:27,430 --> 00:27:29,710
he'll pay for the stage,
lights, and mixing desk.

472
00:27:29,750 --> 00:27:32,030
Fuck it, he's in, then.
Have we got any GOOD bands?

473
00:27:32,070 --> 00:27:35,470
A couple of local bands, glad of
the exposure, a few of '90s bands.

474
00:27:35,510 --> 00:27:38,070
And Mark Owen from Take That
offered,

475
00:27:38,110 --> 00:27:40,590
but I said we weren't
that desperate.

476
00:27:40,630 --> 00:27:42,830
(LAUGHTER)
Who else?

477
00:27:42,870 --> 00:27:46,790
Well... only Europe's leading DJ.
Who's that?

478
00:27:47,870 --> 00:27:49,750
Dead Moose.

479
00:27:49,790 --> 00:27:52,030
Bloody brilliant, that.
Who's made that? Erin.

480
00:27:52,070 --> 00:27:55,150
Where is she? I haven't seen her for
days. She's not answering her phone.

481
00:27:55,190 --> 00:27:58,470
How hard can it be? Drop a few
tunes, mix 'em together.

482
00:27:58,510 --> 00:28:00,230
What's going on here?
What the...?

483
00:28:01,310 --> 00:28:03,390
Well, wouldn't you like to know?

484
00:28:03,430 --> 00:28:05,190
Get the fuck out of my house.

485
00:28:05,230 --> 00:28:08,190
I would like to know, because
I see a lot of coming and going

486
00:28:08,230 --> 00:28:10,070
and I know you're up to something.

487
00:28:10,110 --> 00:28:12,230
Oh, well you know what they say.

488
00:28:12,270 --> 00:28:15,150
Nosey shot the crow.

489
00:28:15,190 --> 00:28:17,350
No-one says that.

490
00:28:17,390 --> 00:28:19,430
What? Course they do.

491
00:28:19,470 --> 00:28:22,430
Have you ever heard that?
No, never heard that.

492
00:28:22,470 --> 00:28:24,190
Course you have! Fucking...

493
00:28:24,230 --> 00:28:26,510
Nosey shot the crow.

494
00:28:26,550 --> 00:28:28,470
Fucking, you know, don't be...

495
00:28:28,510 --> 00:28:31,990
Don't be sticking that, your nose,
where it doesn't belong.

496
00:28:32,030 --> 00:28:34,830
It makes no sense. If Nosey's
sticking his beak in,

497
00:28:34,870 --> 00:28:36,430
why does he shoot the crow?

498
00:28:36,470 --> 00:28:38,710
What's the crow done
and how's that punishment?

499
00:28:38,750 --> 00:28:41,590
The crow that's come off worse.
He's got a point, Jim.

500
00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:45,110
That is...
It's just a fucking... you know...

501
00:28:45,150 --> 00:28:46,910
a proverb, a fucking...

502
00:28:46,950 --> 00:28:49,030
Softly, softly, catchy monkey.

503
00:28:49,070 --> 00:28:51,950
Yeah, and who the fuck goes around
catching monkeys?

504
00:28:51,990 --> 00:28:53,990
Those little buggers shift fast.

505
00:28:54,030 --> 00:28:56,830
It doesn't matter how softly you go,
you wanna catch a monkey,

506
00:28:56,870 --> 00:28:59,550
you need a bag of peanuts and even
then there's no guarantee.

507
00:28:59,590 --> 00:29:01,670
Thank God we sorted it
in the end, though, eh?

508
00:29:01,710 --> 00:29:03,350
Piss off, will you?

509
00:29:03,390 --> 00:29:05,590
I will, but I'll leave you
with this.

510
00:29:06,950 --> 00:29:12,270
Clause 7C, section 14
of the public events act, 1973.

511
00:29:12,310 --> 00:29:15,870
Permission must be sought and agreed

512
00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:19,030
by any neighbour
within a two-mile radius.

513
00:29:19,070 --> 00:29:20,590
And for you, that's me.

514
00:29:23,190 --> 00:29:24,750
Have that, Nosey.

515
00:29:25,710 --> 00:29:27,510
Crow's fighting back.

516
00:29:28,670 --> 00:29:30,390
You blonde prick!

517
00:29:31,030 --> 00:29:33,430
Polish arsehole!

518
00:29:33,470 --> 00:29:35,590
Fuck off!
(DOOR CLOSES)

519
00:29:35,630 --> 00:29:37,630
That's a problem.

520
00:29:37,670 --> 00:29:39,430
(DOOR LOCKING SYSTEM BUZZES)

521
00:29:39,470 --> 00:29:41,270
Erin. Erin.

522
00:29:41,310 --> 00:29:43,030
Erin, Erin, Erin.

523
00:29:43,070 --> 00:29:44,950
Erin.

524
00:29:47,830 --> 00:29:49,430
What's all this?

525
00:29:49,470 --> 00:29:51,990
What's all what?
This. This. This...

526
00:29:52,030 --> 00:29:54,590
Oh, yeah, I get it.
You can you see my aura?

527
00:29:54,630 --> 00:29:57,950
No, but I can see your hippie beads,
and what is that on your neck?

528
00:29:57,990 --> 00:30:00,190
Yeah, check it out, man.
You know what that is?

529
00:30:00,230 --> 00:30:02,150
Buddha the God of wonder.

530
00:30:02,190 --> 00:30:04,310
Why have you got it?
Right, the er...

531
00:30:04,350 --> 00:30:07,710
Ronald Horatio Croft
that you used to exist... Yeah?

532
00:30:07,750 --> 00:30:10,830
(WHISTLES) Born again.

533
00:30:10,870 --> 00:30:13,110
OK, I've been converted.

534
00:30:13,150 --> 00:30:15,270
I've seen the light, Erin.

535
00:30:15,310 --> 00:30:17,390
Which means I'm three things.
What?

536
00:30:17,430 --> 00:30:19,790
I'm peace. I'm love,

537
00:30:19,830 --> 00:30:22,030
and I'm fucking understanding, Erin.

538
00:30:22,070 --> 00:30:24,590
Well...
So, it doesn't matter,

539
00:30:24,630 --> 00:30:27,550
that the, the, like, like,
my, my, my cell mate, you know.

540
00:30:27,590 --> 00:30:32,510
Who's fffffucking irritating,
and he's, he is, you know.

541
00:30:32,550 --> 00:30:35,030
He scratches his arsehole just raw.

542
00:30:35,070 --> 00:30:38,030
Not even through pants,
with his fingers direct.

543
00:30:38,070 --> 00:30:41,390
He pisses about with all the
liquorice bits in between his toes.

544
00:30:41,430 --> 00:30:44,430
Fucking hell, it's disgusting.
It's fucking disgusting, Erin.

545
00:30:44,470 --> 00:30:47,150
But it don't matter
cos of how I am these days.

546
00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:51,830
All right? Nothing can, kind of,
penetrate my inner zen.

547
00:30:51,870 --> 00:30:56,270
And all I say is that
that is Jah Rastafari.

548
00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:59,430
Yeah. I get it, it's a ploy.

549
00:30:59,470 --> 00:31:01,550
What's a ploy?
To get out early. I get it.

550
00:31:01,590 --> 00:31:04,670
A ploy?
Yeah.Wow. Can you believe that?

551
00:31:04,710 --> 00:31:06,910
Who are you talking to?
Erin, do you know what?

552
00:31:06,950 --> 00:31:09,550
I've already set my foot.
(MIMICS EXPLOSION)

553
00:31:09,590 --> 00:31:11,950
Oh, my God.
On the road to Domestos.

554
00:31:11,990 --> 00:31:14,630
Oh, Damascas. Erin, I've genuinely
opened up a new leaf.

555
00:31:14,670 --> 00:31:16,390
Why do you always get it wrong?

556
00:31:16,430 --> 00:31:20,030
It's turned over. Turned over a new
leaf, whatever, der, der, der, der.

557
00:31:20,070 --> 00:31:22,550
But do you know what I'm a bit like
at the minute?

558
00:31:22,590 --> 00:31:25,790
What? I'm a little bit like
a bald John Lennon.

559
00:31:25,830 --> 00:31:28,390
Right. I'm out there,
just searching, pow,

560
00:31:28,430 --> 00:31:30,470
searching for my Yoko.

561
00:31:30,510 --> 00:31:32,750
(LAUGHS)
OK?

562
00:31:32,790 --> 00:31:34,750
I'm not saying actually Yoko,
you know,

563
00:31:34,790 --> 00:31:36,830
cos, like,
she was a bit weird, wasn't she?

564
00:31:36,870 --> 00:31:39,710
Not in like a racist way,
or anything like that, but like...

565
00:31:39,750 --> 00:31:43,510
Like Yoko, but a fit Yoko, blonde,
I don't know.

566
00:31:43,550 --> 00:31:46,550
Jah Rastafari to that, sir.

567
00:31:46,590 --> 00:31:50,790
Anyway... how are you?
Come on. Come on.

568
00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,670
(SIGHS) Anyway... (CLEARS THROAT)

569
00:31:54,710 --> 00:31:56,390
Do you remember in school?

570
00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:59,350
When I got locked in the bogs
with Mark Carver? Hm.

571
00:31:59,390 --> 00:32:01,430
He tried to feel...
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

572
00:32:01,470 --> 00:32:04,110
I just fucking battered him
straight into the sink.

573
00:32:04,150 --> 00:32:06,510
But, well, the old me,
that was the old me, man.

574
00:32:06,550 --> 00:32:08,270
That was so aggressive.
You said,

575
00:32:08,310 --> 00:32:10,830
if anything happened like that
again, I need to tell you.

576
00:32:10,870 --> 00:32:13,070
Yeah?

577
00:32:13,110 --> 00:32:15,030
Oh, you fuck....

578
00:32:16,350 --> 00:32:18,710
Do you know what we're gonna have
to do? What?

579
00:32:18,750 --> 00:32:21,830
Let's bless their soul.

580
00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:23,550
Join me and gain redemption.

581
00:32:24,590 --> 00:32:27,710
Ommm....

582
00:32:27,750 --> 00:32:29,390
Ronnie>

583
00:32:29,430 --> 00:32:31,550
Ronnie?
Ommm...

584
00:32:31,590 --> 00:32:33,830
Ronnie, what are you doing?
It's like Buddhism.

585
00:32:33,870 --> 00:32:36,470
Ronnie, please stop omming. Stop it.

586
00:32:36,510 --> 00:32:40,910
Erin, if I don't omm, I'll do...
I'll do summat else. Or omm with me.

587
00:32:40,950 --> 00:32:43,230
You are embarrassing me.
Ommmm... Stop.

588
00:32:43,270 --> 00:32:45,590
Everyone's looking.
People are looking now.

589
00:32:45,630 --> 00:32:48,870
Stop it. You know what, forget it?
I think you're right to be honest.

590
00:32:48,910 --> 00:32:51,230
It does get you a little bit.
People are looking you.

591
00:32:51,270 --> 00:32:54,070
You don't even care, do you?
Fuck, the Monks do it for ages, man.

592
00:32:54,110 --> 00:32:56,190
They sit at the top
of a mountain saying, omm.

593
00:32:56,230 --> 00:32:58,230
Fuck's sake. They look cool,
when they do it.

594
00:32:58,270 --> 00:33:00,030
No, they don't. You certainly don't.

595
00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:02,110
Turn round

596
00:33:02,150 --> 00:33:04,150
(FUNKY MUSIC)

597
00:33:09,470 --> 00:33:12,470
Remember? If it squeals we gag it?

598
00:33:12,510 --> 00:33:14,310
If it fights, we bag it.

599
00:33:14,350 --> 00:33:16,310
You been working
on that little rhyme?

600
00:33:16,350 --> 00:33:18,230
No, actually,
I just came up with it.

601
00:33:18,270 --> 00:33:20,630
Why have you taken your balaclava
off to talk?

602
00:33:20,670 --> 00:33:22,470
I like you to see my face.

603
00:33:22,510 --> 00:33:25,470
Does that not defeat the purpose of
wearing it in the first place?

604
00:33:25,510 --> 00:33:28,230
Let's just get on with it, shall we?
Fucking hell.

605
00:33:32,310 --> 00:33:34,990
Where is the little bastard?
Probably asleep.

606
00:33:35,030 --> 00:33:39,470
Interestingly, they have very
similar sleep cycle to humans, pigs.

607
00:33:39,510 --> 00:33:41,990
You know when you start
a sentence "interestingly",

608
00:33:42,030 --> 00:33:43,870
it's important to honour
that promise.

609
00:33:47,550 --> 00:33:49,750
Shit, Shirley! Fuck.

610
00:33:49,790 --> 00:33:52,150
You said he wasn't home!
Fucking Jesus Christ.

611
00:33:52,190 --> 00:33:54,790
What the fuck...?
Hang on.

612
00:33:54,830 --> 00:33:57,270
He's sleep walking.
Oh, my heart stopped.

613
00:33:57,310 --> 00:34:00,150
Jesus Christ, that's taken years
off me, that has, years.

614
00:34:00,190 --> 00:34:02,510
Who fucking sleepwalks?
Don't shine it on him.

615
00:34:02,550 --> 00:34:05,830
It's very common, actually.
Some people sleep eat, sleep drive.

616
00:34:05,870 --> 00:34:09,230
And in my experience,
even furiously sleep masturbate.

617
00:34:09,270 --> 00:34:10,430
(COUGHS)

618
00:34:19,670 --> 00:34:21,790
Fucking hell.
Right, lads.

619
00:34:23,990 --> 00:34:25,910
It's not in here, lads.

620
00:34:25,950 --> 00:34:29,350
Oh...
What's this?

621
00:34:29,390 --> 00:34:30,630
(GRUNTING)

622
00:34:31,710 --> 00:34:33,630
(LAUGHTER)

623
00:34:33,670 --> 00:34:36,310
He has it in bed with him?
Each to their own. You grab it.

624
00:34:36,350 --> 00:34:38,950
You grab it.
JJ?

625
00:34:38,990 --> 00:34:41,630
Go on grab it.
Oh, Christ's sake.

626
00:34:41,670 --> 00:34:43,190
Come on, JJ.

627
00:34:43,230 --> 00:34:45,110
Here, piggy, piggy.

628
00:34:45,150 --> 00:34:46,830
Ahh!

629
00:34:46,870 --> 00:34:48,510
♪ MINA: Una Zebra A Pois

630
00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:03,990
Fucking hell.

631
00:35:04,030 --> 00:35:06,110
Ahh!
JJ?

632
00:35:07,430 --> 00:35:09,710
Well, you try fucking holding
a wriggling pig.

633
00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,750
♪ MINA: Una Zebra A Pois

634
00:35:16,430 --> 00:35:21,710
♪ Una zebra

635
00:35:21,750 --> 00:35:26,430
♪ A pois ♪

636
00:35:27,750 --> 00:35:29,470
Here we go!

637
00:35:29,510 --> 00:35:32,270
He does talk.
He doesn't.He does.

638
00:35:32,310 --> 00:35:34,750
Watch him.
(HIGH-PITCHED) Give me a biscuit.

639
00:35:34,790 --> 00:35:37,270
That was you.
No, it was him. It was you.

640
00:35:37,310 --> 00:35:39,150
(LAUGHS)

641
00:35:41,710 --> 00:35:44,230
Can I ask you a question, man to man?

642
00:35:46,590 --> 00:35:49,670
Your mum... I don't know.

643
00:35:50,990 --> 00:35:52,910
She just doesn't seem herself.

644
00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,710
It's ever since the police came.

645
00:35:55,750 --> 00:35:57,590
The Police?

646
00:35:57,630 --> 00:36:01,510
They came one day. And Sugar said
it was about a bad man.

647
00:36:01,550 --> 00:36:03,510
A bad man.

648
00:36:04,670 --> 00:36:06,790
Do you know who the bad man was?

649
00:36:06,830 --> 00:36:08,430
No.

650
00:36:08,470 --> 00:36:11,150
But mum knows because she had to
tell them all about him.

651
00:36:13,190 --> 00:36:15,510
All right. Give me a love.

652
00:36:17,790 --> 00:36:20,150
(DOOR OPENS)
You go and put your bag upstairs.

653
00:36:20,190 --> 00:36:22,710
Hi, Auntie Sugar! I thought
you were having him all day.

654
00:36:22,750 --> 00:36:24,590
I'm sorry. My dad's gone AWOL from
rehab.

655
00:36:24,630 --> 00:36:27,670
I'm gonna have to look for him. I've
got to nick a car and everything.

656
00:36:27,710 --> 00:36:29,830
I'll come with you.
You stay here with Tyler.

657
00:36:29,870 --> 00:36:31,470
Tyler can be looked after by Sugar.

658
00:36:34,590 --> 00:36:36,750
Oh, here we fucking go.

659
00:36:38,590 --> 00:36:40,710
Where's my pig? Where's Bernard?

660
00:36:40,750 --> 00:36:44,870
No idea what you're talking about.
You know that's my pride and joy.

661
00:36:44,910 --> 00:36:48,550
I don't know anything about
your stupid blonde life.

662
00:36:48,590 --> 00:36:50,590
(MOBILE PHONE CHIMES)

663
00:36:50,990 --> 00:36:52,990
Ha ha ha ha!

664
00:36:55,550 --> 00:36:57,310
Ah, ha ha ha!

665
00:36:57,350 --> 00:37:00,430
Funny, is it? A man's love
for a fellow creature?

666
00:37:00,470 --> 00:37:02,510
I hear you sleep with it.

667
00:37:02,550 --> 00:37:04,550
Not with it. Same room.

668
00:37:04,590 --> 00:37:06,430
(LAUGHS)
I'm not bumming it.

669
00:37:06,470 --> 00:37:09,230
Oh. Under the covers, I heard.

670
00:37:09,270 --> 00:37:12,030
So, you did fucking steal it.
Oh, not me!

671
00:37:12,070 --> 00:37:15,030
Tucked up in bed, me, alone.

672
00:37:16,110 --> 00:37:17,830
(LAUGHTER)

673
00:37:17,870 --> 00:37:21,470
Oh! Fine!
Have your fucking festival.

674
00:37:21,510 --> 00:37:23,110
I hope it fucking rains.

675
00:37:23,150 --> 00:37:25,150
And I hope your land gets ruined

676
00:37:25,190 --> 00:37:26,950
and you can't grow any more crops.

677
00:37:26,990 --> 00:37:32,430
And you go bankrupt and die poor
and fucking lonely.

678
00:37:32,470 --> 00:37:36,110
Bring back Bernard!
Oi, Paslowski!

679
00:37:36,150 --> 00:37:37,750
Your pig's a cunt.

680
00:37:37,790 --> 00:37:39,590
Your pigs are cunts!

681
00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:41,590
Fucking...

682
00:37:45,150 --> 00:37:47,390
Tyler said the police
have been round.

683
00:37:49,030 --> 00:37:51,070
Yeah, they have.

684
00:37:52,710 --> 00:37:55,190
So, are you gonna tell me why?
No.

685
00:37:55,230 --> 00:37:57,670
Why not?
Because.

686
00:38:00,670 --> 00:38:02,790
Erin, if someone's hurt you,
I swear to God-

687
00:38:02,830 --> 00:38:04,950
Vinnie, just look for your dad.

688
00:38:04,990 --> 00:38:07,670
(ELECTRIC WINDOW WINDS DOWN)

689
00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:11,990
(HONKS HORN)
Bitch!

690
00:38:12,030 --> 00:38:15,150
Oh, shit.
What? Get out the car.

691
00:38:15,190 --> 00:38:17,310
You're no goddess.

692
00:38:17,350 --> 00:38:19,630
You're nothing
but a common fucking thief.

693
00:38:19,670 --> 00:38:21,310
Oi! What you...?

694
00:38:21,350 --> 00:38:23,790
Bastard! You're lucky you've run.

695
00:38:26,390 --> 00:38:28,350
Pound shop, M and M.

696
00:38:28,390 --> 00:38:30,350
Erin. Oi. Erin.

697
00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:32,510
Oi. Stop it.

698
00:38:32,550 --> 00:38:34,270
What's going on?

699
00:38:35,310 --> 00:38:38,390
Now, listen to me. You're gonna have
to tell me what's going on?

700
00:38:38,430 --> 00:38:40,190
I'll stand here till you do.

701
00:38:40,230 --> 00:38:42,190
I can't tell you, Vinnie.

702
00:38:42,230 --> 00:38:43,910
Erin, please.

703
00:38:45,550 --> 00:38:47,630
What's happened?

704
00:38:49,230 --> 00:38:51,030
(SIGHS) Fuck.

705
00:38:51,070 --> 00:38:53,590
Someone hurt me. OK?

706
00:38:53,630 --> 00:38:55,430
Who was it?

707
00:38:56,430 --> 00:38:58,670
Erin, you have to tell me.

708
00:38:58,710 --> 00:39:01,790
It was Aaron. It was Jake's...
It was Jake's brother.

709
00:39:02,870 --> 00:39:04,590
He attacked me in his car.

710
00:39:04,630 --> 00:39:07,550
He tried to kiss me and...

711
00:39:07,590 --> 00:39:11,230
Then tried to run me over, left me
in the dirt at the side of the road.

712
00:39:12,470 --> 00:39:14,630
I was scared, Vin.

713
00:39:14,670 --> 00:39:16,990
I thought something terrible
was gonna happen.

714
00:39:17,030 --> 00:39:18,710
It's all right. I'll deal with it.

715
00:39:18,750 --> 00:39:21,510
No, I don't want you...
No, honestly... Hey, listen, to me.

716
00:39:22,950 --> 00:39:24,870
You're my friend.

717
00:39:24,910 --> 00:39:28,070
And you're the mother of my child,
I'm gonna deal with it.

718
00:39:28,110 --> 00:39:30,190
No, Vin-
Come here.No...

719
00:39:30,230 --> 00:39:33,430
Sweetheart, it's all right.
Vinnie, I'm fine, honestly.

720
00:39:33,470 --> 00:39:36,510
You go home now.
Go and be with Tyler.

721
00:39:38,070 --> 00:39:39,710
Vin, don't.

722
00:39:42,270 --> 00:39:44,750
Vinnie?

723
00:39:44,790 --> 00:39:46,590
♪ RADIOHEAD: Burn The Witch

724
00:39:46,630 --> 00:39:50,670
♪ Avoid all eye contact

725
00:39:53,590 --> 00:39:57,790
♪ Do not react

726
00:39:59,910 --> 00:40:05,110
♪ This is a low-flying
panic attack...

727
00:40:05,470 --> 00:40:07,230
Oh, shit.

728
00:40:07,270 --> 00:40:09,710
♪ Of sixpence that goes

729
00:40:09,750 --> 00:40:17,750
♪ Burn the witch

730
00:40:20,070 --> 00:40:28,070
♪ Burn the witch

731
00:40:28,750 --> 00:40:36,110
♪ We know where you live

732
00:40:39,950 --> 00:40:46,230
♪ We know where you live

733
00:40:47,310 --> 00:40:49,390
(TRAIN'S HORN BLARES)

734
00:41:04,470 --> 00:41:07,670
(DROWNED OUT BY SONG)

735
00:41:07,710 --> 00:41:09,870
(TRAIN'S HORN BLARES)

736
00:41:11,550 --> 00:41:13,670
(TRAIN'S HORN BLARES)

737
00:41:19,070 --> 00:41:20,550
(CHOKES)

738
00:41:23,750 --> 00:41:26,350
(WIND WHISTLES)

739
00:41:26,390 --> 00:41:28,430
♪ FERNWEH: Is This Man Bothering You?

740
00:41:42,670 --> 00:41:46,230
♪ Check the latest updates

741
00:41:47,310 --> 00:41:50,830
♪ Sing me all your news

742
00:41:52,030 --> 00:41:56,270
♪ Come around five times a day

743
00:41:56,310 --> 00:42:00,070
♪ You'd better think so, it's true

744
00:42:00,110 --> 00:42:03,310
♪ Is this man

745
00:42:03,350 --> 00:42:08,030
♪ Bothering you? ♪

746
00:42:11,430 --> 00:42:13,110
Here we go!

747
00:42:13,150 --> 00:42:15,150
♪ Rocks

748
00:42:17,230 --> 00:42:19,070
♪ Dealers keep dealing

749
00:42:19,110 --> 00:42:20,830
♪ Thieves keep thieving

750
00:42:20,870 --> 00:42:22,150
♪ Bitches keep bitching

751
00:42:22,190 --> 00:42:24,110
♪ Ain't no use praying

752
00:42:24,150 --> 00:42:27,910
♪ That's the way it's staying,
baby... ♪

753
00:42:29,350 --> 00:42:31,390
Dylan?
Yeah?

754
00:42:31,430 --> 00:42:33,230
Can I have a word with you?
OK.

755
00:42:33,270 --> 00:42:34,990
It's important. I just need to..
What?

756
00:42:35,030 --> 00:42:37,910
Just go in. No, no, Erin,
it absolutely stinks in here.

757
00:42:41,270 --> 00:42:43,110
I'm sorry.

758
00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:45,470
For everything. I'm erm...

759
00:42:45,510 --> 00:42:47,630
I'm sorry I lied about the baby.

760
00:42:47,670 --> 00:42:49,790
I'm sorry I lied to you
about Vinnie.

761
00:42:52,550 --> 00:42:54,510
I fucked up, Dylan.

762
00:42:56,190 --> 00:42:58,270
And I know you've moved on
and that's great

763
00:42:58,310 --> 00:43:00,070
because Sara seems really lovely.

764
00:43:01,110 --> 00:43:02,990
I hate that.

765
00:43:04,710 --> 00:43:06,950
Erm...

766
00:43:06,990 --> 00:43:10,710
Anyway I just wanted to say that
I am really, really sorry.

767
00:43:11,870 --> 00:43:14,550
And if I could turn back the clock,
I will.

768
00:43:14,590 --> 00:43:16,470
♪ FRIGHTENED RABBIT: Behave

769
00:43:16,510 --> 00:43:19,590
♪ I don't have a clue how to behave

770
00:43:19,630 --> 00:43:21,670
♪ When I'm around you

771
00:43:23,870 --> 00:43:25,550
♪ When I'm around you

772
00:43:28,910 --> 00:43:31,110
♪ When I'm around you

773
00:43:33,230 --> 00:43:35,590
♪ When I'm around... ♪

774
00:43:35,630 --> 00:43:37,630
Hiya, Vinnie.

775
00:43:37,670 --> 00:43:39,910
Oh, hiya, love. Are you all right?

776
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:42,190
Yeah, have you seen Dylan?
Eh? Er...

777
00:43:42,230 --> 00:43:45,310
Nah. Healing fields probably.

778
00:43:45,350 --> 00:43:47,030
Yeah. Here, do you want that?

779
00:43:47,070 --> 00:43:48,830
Yeah.
Yeah? I'll come with you.

780
00:43:53,710 --> 00:43:55,230
Is he proposing?

781
00:43:55,270 --> 00:43:58,070
How do you fancy giving them love
birds the best present ever?

782
00:43:58,110 --> 00:44:00,270
Let's get married.
Your cousin's wedding.

783
00:44:00,310 --> 00:44:02,990
This one isn't just for money,
it's for love.

784
00:44:03,030 --> 00:44:04,310
Dylan?

785
00:44:05,110 --> 00:44:06,950
What am I supposed to do with that?

786
00:44:06,990 --> 00:44:09,110
They found his body.
They've linked him to me.

787
00:44:09,150 --> 00:44:12,190
Hey! Hey!
What the fuck have you told Sara?

788
00:44:14,470 --> 00:44:17,030
Grab this and I will get the
elephant. What the fuck!

789
00:44:17,070 --> 00:44:20,150
♪ SIR JOE QUARTERMAN:
(I Got) So Much Trouble In My Mind

790
00:44:22,190 --> 00:44:25,350
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind

791
00:44:26,550 --> 00:44:30,030
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind

792
00:44:30,070 --> 00:44:33,510
♪ I got so much trouble in my mind

793
00:44:35,150 --> 00:44:37,790
♪ Give me the strength to carry on

794
00:44:39,230 --> 00:44:41,910
♪ Give me the strength to carry on