1 00:00:24,316 --> 00:00:26,861 [Dolores] Days, I've been down here in this basement, 2 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,571 like hibernating. 3 00:00:29,947 --> 00:00:32,908 ♪ ♪ 4 00:00:42,084 --> 00:00:44,754 'Cause the world out there's not safe. 5 00:00:44,837 --> 00:00:46,714 That's where my life got fucked apart. 6 00:00:50,885 --> 00:00:52,219 Of course, I didn't know it yet, 7 00:00:52,303 --> 00:00:55,139 but in less than a week, this basement's gonna be 8 00:00:55,222 --> 00:00:57,808 the most dangerous place in Washington Heights. 9 00:00:57,892 --> 00:01:00,978 [pipes clanging] 10 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:03,481 [sighs] 11 00:01:03,564 --> 00:01:04,899 [scoffs] 12 00:01:06,650 --> 00:01:09,945 - Luis? - Hey-hey-hey, it's alive. 13 00:01:10,029 --> 00:01:13,199 [chuckles] Water's out again. 14 00:01:13,282 --> 00:01:14,200 - [Nellie] Again? - Seriously? 15 00:01:14,283 --> 00:01:16,118 Yes. Yes, again. 16 00:01:19,538 --> 00:01:21,791 [line ringing] 17 00:01:21,874 --> 00:01:23,250 - [Gideon] Yeah? - Gideon Pearlman, Luis Batista. 18 00:01:23,334 --> 00:01:25,586 I know my rights, you piece of shit. 19 00:01:25,669 --> 00:01:27,420 It was illegal when you fucked with my garbage collection, 20 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,048 - and it's illegal when you fuck with my water. - [mouthing] 21 00:01:29,131 --> 00:01:30,591 You want to come see me? 22 00:01:30,674 --> 00:01:32,634 You come see me right here, mano a mano, all right? 23 00:01:32,718 --> 00:01:34,011 - Because this shit is unacceptable! - Hey, your days 24 00:01:34,094 --> 00:01:36,263 are numbered, buddy. You got... 25 00:01:36,347 --> 00:01:37,556 [Luis mutters] 26 00:01:37,640 --> 00:01:39,015 Damn, Luis, how much money do you owe this guy? 27 00:01:39,098 --> 00:01:40,935 Yeah, he was just making a point, you know? 28 00:01:41,018 --> 00:01:41,977 [Dolores] We're squatting here. 29 00:01:42,061 --> 00:01:43,229 [Luis] Don't worry about money. 30 00:01:43,312 --> 00:01:44,479 I called someone I want you to meet. 31 00:01:44,563 --> 00:01:46,357 She might have a job for you. 32 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:48,776 - There she is. - Hello, gorgeous. 33 00:01:48,859 --> 00:01:51,529 Joy. You got to meet Dolores. 34 00:01:51,612 --> 00:01:54,281 Okay, but first I have an empanada emergency. 35 00:01:54,365 --> 00:01:55,825 I need a guava and cheese for my blood sugar. 36 00:01:55,908 --> 00:01:57,408 You want to try one of my persimmon 37 00:01:57,493 --> 00:01:59,787 and gouda empanadas instead? It's new. 38 00:01:59,870 --> 00:02:01,372 Oh, I'm a creature of habit. 39 00:02:01,455 --> 00:02:02,581 Oh, you sure? 40 00:02:02,665 --> 00:02:05,251 It's goo-da. Gouda. [laughs] 41 00:02:05,334 --> 00:02:06,877 [Joy laughs] This guy kills me. 42 00:02:06,961 --> 00:02:08,795 Oh, Dolores, 43 00:02:08,878 --> 00:02:11,215 I've heard so much about you. 44 00:02:11,298 --> 00:02:13,175 Joy has owned the laundromat down the block 45 00:02:13,259 --> 00:02:14,718 - for, um, how many years? - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. 46 00:02:14,802 --> 00:02:16,762 - Nine years at this location. - Oh, yeah? Nine? Wow. 47 00:02:16,846 --> 00:02:18,889 And my half sister, at Uptown Lucky Nail 48 00:02:18,973 --> 00:02:21,183 on Broadway, she's been there 14 years. 49 00:02:21,267 --> 00:02:23,102 Lucky Nails? Is that like a salon? 50 00:02:23,185 --> 00:02:25,103 Yes, we're both business owners, completely self-made. 51 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,481 - What kind of salon? - Oh, you know, 52 00:02:27,565 --> 00:02:30,985 nails, facials, waxing, massages, 53 00:02:31,068 --> 00:02:32,987 - that kind of thing. - Does she need extra hands? 54 00:02:33,070 --> 00:02:34,238 Like, literally, extra hands? I... 55 00:02:34,321 --> 00:02:36,781 Joy, she is the best masseuse that I ever... 56 00:02:36,866 --> 00:02:38,284 I couldn't even turn my head before she got here. 57 00:02:38,367 --> 00:02:39,994 - Oh, really? - You know how much tension I got in my neck? 58 00:02:40,077 --> 00:02:41,370 I should introduce you to Bridget. 59 00:02:41,453 --> 00:02:43,454 - I'd love that. - She's a total bitch, 60 00:02:43,539 --> 00:02:45,875 but you could learn a lot. It's not her fault. 61 00:02:45,958 --> 00:02:48,335 I got all the love growing up, obviously. 62 00:02:48,418 --> 00:02:50,170 I would love that. Thank you so much. 63 00:02:50,254 --> 00:02:51,338 When-when can we do that? 64 00:02:51,422 --> 00:02:53,382 No time like the present. 65 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:55,341 [Luis] Yeah, today. Right now. No, right now. 66 00:02:55,426 --> 00:02:57,052 - Ahora mismo. Let's go. - No... Like this? 67 00:02:57,136 --> 00:02:58,512 - [Luis continues in Spanish] - I don't know, I don't know. 68 00:02:58,596 --> 00:03:00,222 No, look at the way I look, man. I look crazy right now. 69 00:03:00,306 --> 00:03:02,433 - Go have fun, enjoy yourself... - Wait, wait, wait, hold on. 70 00:03:02,516 --> 00:03:03,642 - Don't push me, man. - Come on. 71 00:03:03,726 --> 00:03:04,894 Hold on. Let me, um, let me just get... 72 00:03:04,977 --> 00:03:06,395 - Okay. All right. Yeah. - Just do us a favor, okay? 73 00:03:06,478 --> 00:03:08,689 Don't mention your whole, you know, history to Bridget. 74 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:10,107 She's got a real stick up her ass. 75 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,568 Like "two bowel movements a month" kind of uptight. 76 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:16,322 [moaning] 77 00:03:16,405 --> 00:03:17,698 [shouts] 78 00:03:17,781 --> 00:03:18,699 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 79 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:19,950 No, that's good, that's good. 80 00:03:20,034 --> 00:03:21,702 - Okay. - Whew. 81 00:03:21,785 --> 00:03:23,162 We pay our masseuses 12 an hour. 82 00:03:23,245 --> 00:03:24,371 Bullshit. 83 00:03:24,454 --> 00:03:25,789 - Shut up, Joy. - No, you don't. 84 00:03:25,873 --> 00:03:27,499 Go back to your laundry joint and wash dirty socks. 85 00:03:27,583 --> 00:03:29,001 You pay your masseuses 15 an hour. 86 00:03:36,175 --> 00:03:37,635 How many years experience you got? 87 00:03:37,718 --> 00:03:38,844 Sixteen. 88 00:03:41,513 --> 00:03:42,932 Fine, 14 an hour. 89 00:03:43,015 --> 00:03:44,475 You bring your own table. 90 00:03:44,558 --> 00:03:45,601 We're above board here. 91 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:48,187 No peek-a-boos or hand jobs, got me? 92 00:03:48,270 --> 00:03:49,730 What in God's name is a peek-a-boo? 93 00:03:49,813 --> 00:03:51,315 [woman] I know you. 94 00:03:54,567 --> 00:03:56,320 Well, welcome back. 95 00:03:59,990 --> 00:04:01,617 Marcie Lugo. You don't remember me? 96 00:04:01,700 --> 00:04:03,160 No. 97 00:04:03,243 --> 00:04:04,745 That's all right, you were hot shit around here. 98 00:04:04,828 --> 00:04:08,749 I was more like a... a nobody. Back then. 99 00:04:10,167 --> 00:04:11,418 Oh, well, good to see you again, Marcie. 100 00:04:11,502 --> 00:04:13,963 Must've been bad in prison, huh? 101 00:04:14,046 --> 00:04:16,298 [Dolores] Fucking cunt. 102 00:04:16,382 --> 00:04:17,466 [Marcie] I mean, who goes away for, like, 103 00:04:17,548 --> 00:04:19,134 15 years for possession? 104 00:04:19,218 --> 00:04:23,138 [Dolores] Possession with intent and assaulting a cop. 105 00:04:23,222 --> 00:04:26,183 Well, welcome back. 106 00:04:26,266 --> 00:04:27,893 And good luck. 107 00:04:30,688 --> 00:04:32,481 [Joy] What? She's great. You said so. 108 00:04:32,564 --> 00:04:33,649 [Bridget] I said she was good. 109 00:04:33,732 --> 00:04:35,859 Oh, you were moaning like a cat in heat, 110 00:04:35,943 --> 00:04:37,861 and that hasn't happened in your entire miserable, 111 00:04:37,945 --> 00:04:39,363 - sexless existence. - [scoffs] 112 00:04:39,446 --> 00:04:43,575 Listen, ma'am, I will wash your floors until they shine. 113 00:04:43,659 --> 00:04:45,494 I will do whatever it is that you need. 114 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:47,079 I just want an opportunity... 115 00:04:47,162 --> 00:04:48,539 Sorry, we're not hiring today. 116 00:04:50,791 --> 00:04:52,418 [Joy] Fuck you, Bridget. 117 00:04:52,501 --> 00:04:54,670 - No, fuck you, Joy. - I cannot fucking believe that... 118 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:55,796 What? You bring a person like that into my... 119 00:04:55,879 --> 00:04:57,506 - What do you mean?! - I don't want some... 120 00:04:57,589 --> 00:04:59,174 [Dolores] What was I even fucking thinking? 121 00:04:59,258 --> 00:05:01,969 No decent salon's gonna hire me. 122 00:05:02,052 --> 00:05:04,680 Only things on my résumé are three semesters of college 123 00:05:04,763 --> 00:05:06,306 and a month working the Froyo machine 124 00:05:06,390 --> 00:05:08,726 at Tasti D in '97. 125 00:05:08,809 --> 00:05:10,269 [Marcie] Dolores. 126 00:05:10,352 --> 00:05:11,854 [quietly] This bitch. 127 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,313 - Let's walk. - Yeah. 128 00:05:13,397 --> 00:05:14,356 Sure. 129 00:05:14,440 --> 00:05:15,357 Cunt face. 130 00:05:15,441 --> 00:05:16,900 I got to apologize. 131 00:05:16,984 --> 00:05:18,652 I got a lot of friends who served time. 132 00:05:18,736 --> 00:05:20,112 There's no shame in it. 133 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:21,864 It's always hard finding a new gig 134 00:05:21,947 --> 00:05:25,409 when you've been out of the game for so long. 135 00:05:25,492 --> 00:05:28,328 So, if you are looking for a job, 136 00:05:28,412 --> 00:05:29,663 I got a couple of openings. 137 00:05:29,747 --> 00:05:31,373 And, again, I'm really sorry about what happened... 138 00:05:31,457 --> 00:05:32,957 Did you do that shit on purpose back there 139 00:05:33,042 --> 00:05:34,168 so you could offer me half of what she did? 140 00:05:34,251 --> 00:05:36,545 No, I pay twice as much. 141 00:05:36,628 --> 00:05:38,839 And I need a new salesman. Saleswoman. 142 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:41,216 Sales. 143 00:05:42,468 --> 00:05:43,510 What you selling? 144 00:05:43,594 --> 00:05:44,970 Cannabis only. None of that hard shit. 145 00:05:45,054 --> 00:05:47,097 I got a strong business 146 00:05:47,181 --> 00:05:48,807 selling dime bags to the local kids, 147 00:05:48,891 --> 00:05:51,393 but I could use a chick 148 00:05:51,477 --> 00:05:54,188 to help me with the new white moms around here. 149 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,316 They buy it for sleep. 150 00:05:57,399 --> 00:05:59,651 I even print, like, cute logo stickers 151 00:05:59,735 --> 00:06:01,445 to help me stay competitive. 152 00:06:01,528 --> 00:06:02,905 Check it. 153 00:06:04,573 --> 00:06:06,784 [Dolores] A decade and a half of my life gone 154 00:06:06,867 --> 00:06:08,619 while you were branding yourself. 155 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:10,412 Whole different world from when I first 156 00:06:10,496 --> 00:06:11,663 took over Dominic's business. 157 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:14,792 You know where he's at? 158 00:06:14,875 --> 00:06:17,086 Dominic? Nah, nobody does. 159 00:06:17,169 --> 00:06:18,170 Feds probably got him. 160 00:06:18,253 --> 00:06:19,463 Jesus. Really? 161 00:06:19,546 --> 00:06:20,964 Everybody had a theory at first. 162 00:06:21,048 --> 00:06:23,300 He's in fucking D.R., 163 00:06:23,383 --> 00:06:25,928 he got collared in Miami, he's selling goddamn Avon. 164 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,054 [scoffs] Yeah. 165 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,472 Yeah, I mean, I heard that shit, too, 166 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:31,517 but... you know anybody who knows where to find him? 167 00:06:31,600 --> 00:06:33,811 Man, fuck that guy. 168 00:06:33,894 --> 00:06:35,854 It's time to get yours. 169 00:06:35,938 --> 00:06:37,397 [scoffs] Nah, man, I'm good. 170 00:06:37,481 --> 00:06:40,442 I'm not doing that shit anymore, but thank you for the offer. 171 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,862 I know your boy Luis 172 00:06:43,946 --> 00:06:45,656 doesn't like to buy from me anymore. 173 00:06:46,740 --> 00:06:48,867 But when you change your mind, 174 00:06:48,951 --> 00:06:50,953 I'll still be here. 175 00:06:56,041 --> 00:06:58,252 [Dolores] Is that gonna be my only option? 176 00:06:58,335 --> 00:07:00,629 Right back to selling weed? 177 00:07:02,589 --> 00:07:04,466 Welcome to Empanada Loca. 178 00:07:04,550 --> 00:07:07,261 - We got a special going on, three for fi... - [sighs] 179 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,389 Yeah, hello. Hi. Me again. 180 00:07:10,472 --> 00:07:12,975 It's no shade, but you look like shit. 181 00:07:13,058 --> 00:07:13,976 Oh, really? 182 00:07:14,059 --> 00:07:15,144 Well, um, 183 00:07:15,227 --> 00:07:17,437 I have no money, no job prospects, 184 00:07:17,521 --> 00:07:19,982 and a bed that your boss's dad died in, 185 00:07:20,065 --> 00:07:21,608 so I'm pretty sure I know I look like shit, thank you 186 00:07:21,692 --> 00:07:23,861 - very much. - Okay. Sorry. 187 00:07:23,944 --> 00:07:26,363 [clicks tongue] 188 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:29,449 Look, I think I'm probably not going anywhere for a minute, 189 00:07:29,533 --> 00:07:32,953 so you and me might as well pretend to like each other. 190 00:07:33,036 --> 00:07:35,164 I don't not like you. 191 00:07:37,207 --> 00:07:38,959 You remind me of my mom. 192 00:07:40,085 --> 00:07:43,881 Fuck. What? Oh, my God. 193 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,216 [groans] That's how old I got in there. 194 00:07:46,300 --> 00:07:48,302 No, she just did, like, five bids and she's 195 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:50,053 always had a rough time with coming back, 196 00:07:50,137 --> 00:07:51,513 but she figured it out. 197 00:07:51,597 --> 00:07:53,265 Where's she at now? 198 00:07:53,348 --> 00:07:54,892 - Not the point. - She's back inside, isn't she? 199 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:56,310 No, that kind of thinking 200 00:07:56,393 --> 00:07:58,187 is negative and it's not gonna help you. 201 00:07:58,270 --> 00:07:59,688 But I am. 202 00:07:59,771 --> 00:08:02,274 You need to figure out what you want, 203 00:08:02,357 --> 00:08:04,484 write that shit down and make a fucking plan. 204 00:08:04,568 --> 00:08:07,237 And work on it every single day. 205 00:08:07,321 --> 00:08:09,364 Where'd you hear that shit from-- Oprah? 206 00:08:09,448 --> 00:08:11,617 [gasps] You know what you need? 207 00:08:11,700 --> 00:08:13,076 A vision board. 208 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,787 A what? Uh, no, I don't want... I-I need a job. 209 00:08:15,871 --> 00:08:17,623 It's called manifestation, girl. 210 00:08:17,706 --> 00:08:20,167 Watch the shop, I'll be right back. 211 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:28,467 [♪ Manu Manzo: "Roll the Dice"] 212 00:08:29,801 --> 00:08:32,095 ♪ Naughty or nice, baby, roll the dice... 213 00:08:32,179 --> 00:08:34,097 [singing in Spanish] 214 00:08:35,724 --> 00:08:38,894 [Dolores] Hudson is where I did my three semesters. 215 00:08:45,192 --> 00:08:47,527 Bitch. 216 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:49,613 It's giving fully formed. 217 00:08:49,696 --> 00:08:50,739 All right, all right. 218 00:08:50,822 --> 00:08:51,990 Mine's just a collage 219 00:08:52,074 --> 00:08:53,450 of acceptable baby daddies. 220 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:54,534 You got big dreams. 221 00:08:55,744 --> 00:08:56,870 Ladies. 222 00:08:56,954 --> 00:08:59,039 Whoa, what's this? Aren't you on the clock? 223 00:08:59,122 --> 00:09:00,791 - D's vision board. - A vision board. 224 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:02,751 All right, long as it's for Dolores. 225 00:09:02,834 --> 00:09:04,586 [Nellie] That's her giving massages 226 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,213 to pay for her college degree 227 00:09:06,296 --> 00:09:08,131 in marine biology 228 00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,841 and buying a home in Hackensack. 229 00:09:09,925 --> 00:09:11,301 - Hoboken. - Same thing. 230 00:09:11,385 --> 00:09:12,302 Hey, how'd it go with Joy's sister? 231 00:09:12,386 --> 00:09:13,720 Oh, forget about it. 232 00:09:13,804 --> 00:09:15,806 She found out I was in prison, so, you know. 233 00:09:15,889 --> 00:09:17,891 Back to square one. 234 00:09:21,103 --> 00:09:24,439 Yo, Nellie, you got an extra piece of gum? 235 00:09:31,154 --> 00:09:33,198 [entry bell jingles] 236 00:09:38,954 --> 00:09:40,247 You're gonna do it here, D. 237 00:09:41,415 --> 00:09:42,790 What if somebody sees that? 238 00:09:42,874 --> 00:09:45,085 - Duh. That's the point. Business 101. - Yeah, but 239 00:09:45,168 --> 00:09:47,629 - I don't even have a license. - No, ain't nobody give a shit about no license. 240 00:09:47,713 --> 00:09:49,798 You in New York, mami. All they care about is that 241 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,300 you're 20 bucks cheaper than Bridget's place. 242 00:09:51,383 --> 00:09:52,718 - [phone rings] - Oh, I got to take this. 243 00:09:52,801 --> 00:09:54,219 Uh, Nellie, I got you 244 00:09:54,303 --> 00:09:55,971 - for the rest of the day, right? - Mm-hmm. 245 00:10:01,476 --> 00:10:03,270 [man] Uh, knock-knock? 246 00:10:03,353 --> 00:10:05,063 Hello? Uh, hi? 247 00:10:05,147 --> 00:10:07,232 - Hi. - Hi. Hi. 248 00:10:07,316 --> 00:10:10,610 Hey, yeah, Nellie said it was $20 for a half hour? 249 00:10:10,694 --> 00:10:13,697 You the-the one that just moved into the third floor? 250 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:16,283 - Yeah, Caleb. - Yeah, yeah, Nellie told me about you. Yeah. 251 00:10:16,366 --> 00:10:18,410 - Yeah, Caleb Sweetzer. - Caleb S... I'm sorry, what? 252 00:10:18,493 --> 00:10:19,703 Sweetzer. 253 00:10:19,786 --> 00:10:22,873 S-W double-E T-Z-E-R. Sweetzer. 254 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,708 Caleb Sweetzer. Hi, nice to meet you. 255 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,461 Dolores Roach. R-O-A-C-H. 256 00:10:27,544 --> 00:10:29,212 Roach? 257 00:10:29,296 --> 00:10:31,256 It used to be Rocha, but my dad changed it 258 00:10:31,340 --> 00:10:32,632 to caucasianize himself, you know. 259 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:34,217 - Poor schmuck. - Oh. 260 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,970 Yeah, well, that totally resonates with me. 261 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,766 Uh, yeah. Okay, so... 262 00:10:41,975 --> 00:10:43,393 Why don't you f-follow me? 263 00:10:43,477 --> 00:10:45,062 - Is that just... - Yes, yes, come on. 264 00:10:45,145 --> 00:10:46,563 - In there? Okay. - Right in here. Uh-huh, yeah. 265 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:48,190 [Caleb] All right. 266 00:10:48,273 --> 00:10:49,524 Have a seat. 267 00:10:49,608 --> 00:10:51,151 Just... on the bed? 268 00:10:51,234 --> 00:10:53,487 Yeah, because, uh, you know what? 269 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,073 My, um, the table's in the shop, 270 00:10:56,156 --> 00:10:57,282 so I'm just using the bed just for today. 271 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,701 But, you know, it's surprisingly firm, 272 00:10:59,785 --> 00:11:01,912 and the sheets are... clean. 273 00:11:04,956 --> 00:11:06,625 [sighs] What the hell. Sure. 274 00:11:06,708 --> 00:11:08,210 [chuckles] Sure. 275 00:11:18,220 --> 00:11:19,471 Also, if you would like 276 00:11:19,554 --> 00:11:21,223 to undress to the level of your comfort. 277 00:11:21,306 --> 00:11:22,682 - Oh, yes. - No, but you don't have to, okay? 278 00:11:22,766 --> 00:11:24,476 'Cause it's not like... it's not like a requirement. 279 00:11:24,559 --> 00:11:27,062 Uh, well, you're gonna need my back, right? [chuckles] 280 00:11:27,145 --> 00:11:28,563 [Dolores] Right, exactly. Yes. 281 00:11:28,647 --> 00:11:31,149 [laughing] You're also gonna knead my back, too. 282 00:11:31,233 --> 00:11:33,735 You get it? [chuckles] Lol. 283 00:11:33,819 --> 00:11:35,779 [pipes rattle] 284 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:37,656 - Oh, God. - Wha... Is someone else here? 285 00:11:37,739 --> 00:11:38,990 No, no, no, no. Nobody's here. 286 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:40,242 I just, uh... 287 00:11:40,325 --> 00:11:41,868 It's just, uh... 288 00:11:41,952 --> 00:11:43,662 these... 289 00:11:44,830 --> 00:11:46,331 old New York pipes, right? 290 00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:47,374 [Caleb] Okay, yeah. 291 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:49,251 So, um... Okay, that's good. 292 00:11:49,334 --> 00:11:50,752 I'm just gonna... 293 00:11:52,754 --> 00:11:53,964 [Caleb] All righty. 294 00:12:01,430 --> 00:12:03,682 Okay. You got any allergies? 295 00:12:03,765 --> 00:12:05,642 Uh, just penicillin. 296 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:08,478 Okay, well, that's not in this. 297 00:12:08,562 --> 00:12:09,646 [sighs] 298 00:12:16,194 --> 00:12:17,529 Is that okay? 299 00:12:17,612 --> 00:12:18,780 Uh, yeah, yeah. It's okay. 300 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:20,031 [Dolores] Okay. 301 00:12:27,622 --> 00:12:29,124 [Dolores sighs] 302 00:12:34,337 --> 00:12:37,132 [Caleb moaning] 303 00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:42,721 [Caleb] It's just so nice to be touched. 304 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:43,889 [Caleb chuckles] 305 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,183 The guys on the apps in this part of town 306 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:48,143 are so sketch. 307 00:12:48,226 --> 00:12:50,353 I mean, how are you supposed to have safe bondage play 308 00:12:50,437 --> 00:12:52,063 with a guy you already know is gonna rob you? 309 00:12:52,147 --> 00:12:54,316 I should have run the second 310 00:12:54,399 --> 00:12:56,735 that the landlord offered me two free months' rent. 311 00:12:56,818 --> 00:12:59,029 He was pretty desperate to get me into 312 00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:00,739 this godforsaken place. 313 00:13:00,822 --> 00:13:02,824 Feel free to put me out of my misery. 314 00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:03,950 [short chuckle] Tempting. 315 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:07,621 - Hmm? - Just shh, relax. 316 00:13:08,997 --> 00:13:10,081 [Caleb sighs] 317 00:13:11,082 --> 00:13:14,794 Okay, and this is for you. 318 00:13:14,878 --> 00:13:15,795 Wow. Oh, no, 319 00:13:15,879 --> 00:13:17,005 this is more than I charge. 320 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:19,716 Yeah, it's a tip. [chuckles] 321 00:13:19,799 --> 00:13:22,552 Take it, silly. See you around. 322 00:13:22,636 --> 00:13:24,346 [Dolores] I never felt prouder 323 00:13:24,429 --> 00:13:28,725 of a penny I earned in my whole goddamn life. 324 00:13:28,808 --> 00:13:30,852 And then that whole week... 325 00:13:30,936 --> 00:13:34,439 Caleb Sweetzer says you're amazing. 326 00:13:34,523 --> 00:13:36,107 [♪ Nathy Peluso: "Mafiosa"] 327 00:13:36,191 --> 00:13:38,985 ...people actually start coming down. 328 00:13:39,069 --> 00:13:41,071 [singing in Spanish] 329 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,992 Folks are talking me up 330 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,369 and I even got, like, a dozen people 331 00:13:47,452 --> 00:13:49,329 who call themselves clients. 332 00:13:51,790 --> 00:13:54,543 It's like that manifestation shit is real. 333 00:14:00,215 --> 00:14:01,841 And I keep trying to give Luis cash 334 00:14:01,925 --> 00:14:03,552 to get the landlord to stop harassing us, 335 00:14:03,635 --> 00:14:04,719 but he won't take it. 336 00:14:06,346 --> 00:14:08,848 So I'm keeping it ready for when the shit hits the fan, 337 00:14:08,932 --> 00:14:10,976 which I know it will any day now. 338 00:14:12,477 --> 00:14:13,687 But for a brief, shining moment, 339 00:14:13,770 --> 00:14:16,815 I'm starting to feel pretty optimistic. 340 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:19,651 No, I feel fucking triumphant. 341 00:14:21,069 --> 00:14:22,404 It's like a little spa in here. 342 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:23,572 I know, right? 343 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:25,782 I can't believe your grandma just had 344 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:27,117 all this stuff lying around. 345 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,368 The woman sees a deal on QVC, 346 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,995 and she buys that shit in every size, 347 00:14:30,078 --> 00:14:31,955 shape and color. She do too much. 348 00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,624 [chuckles] Damn, she must have money to spend, then. 349 00:14:34,708 --> 00:14:36,835 [chuckles] No, she just keeps opening 350 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:40,380 new cards from Russell Simmons and some woman named Suze Orman. 351 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:42,048 Anyways, I can't make her stop 352 00:14:42,132 --> 00:14:43,758 'cause shopping's all that brings her joy anymore. 353 00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:45,218 Oh, I don't want to take stuff from your grandma 354 00:14:45,302 --> 00:14:46,761 - that makes her happy. - No, 355 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,014 it's the buying that makes her happy. 356 00:14:49,097 --> 00:14:50,473 She won't even know any of this shit's missing. 357 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:51,766 [laughs] 358 00:14:51,850 --> 00:14:53,560 Wow. 359 00:14:53,643 --> 00:14:55,645 Thank you, Nellie. Thank you. 360 00:14:55,729 --> 00:14:58,648 Can I pay you back? Like, with a little massage? 361 00:15:00,025 --> 00:15:01,735 On this death bed? 362 00:15:03,111 --> 00:15:04,613 Nah, bitch, you tried it. 363 00:15:04,696 --> 00:15:07,240 - Uh, I'm really good. - You know what happens 364 00:15:07,324 --> 00:15:09,200 when somebody's kidneys shut down, right? 365 00:15:10,577 --> 00:15:12,162 No. 366 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:13,955 I kept telling Luis to get his dad adult diapers, 367 00:15:14,039 --> 00:15:15,874 but what do I know? 368 00:15:15,957 --> 00:15:18,209 I've only been taking care of my grandma since I'm 12. 369 00:15:18,293 --> 00:15:21,046 Damn, he left that part out. 370 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:23,006 You've got all these people coming down here now. 371 00:15:23,089 --> 00:15:24,716 You need to be legit. 372 00:15:24,799 --> 00:15:28,094 Make a fucking plan and work on it every single day. 373 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:29,262 - Isn't that what I'm doing? - No. 374 00:15:29,346 --> 00:15:30,847 You need a real massage table. 375 00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:34,059 Uh, oh... Those are, like, expensive, girl. 376 00:15:34,142 --> 00:15:37,145 Well, you got to spend coin to make coin. 377 00:15:37,228 --> 00:15:38,730 Invest in yourself. 378 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,485 Oh, thank you. 379 00:15:44,486 --> 00:15:45,904 Okay. 380 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:57,207 You need some help getting that inside? 381 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:59,501 Oh, my God, thank you so much. 382 00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:01,503 [laughs] I'm Dolores, by the way. 383 00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,171 - Jeremiah. - It's good to know you. 384 00:16:03,254 --> 00:16:04,464 You, too. 385 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:09,135 [both grunting] 386 00:16:09,219 --> 00:16:11,012 Ah! 387 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:14,849 Got sheets. 388 00:16:20,605 --> 00:16:22,774 You all right, Jeremiah? 389 00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,150 Yeah. 390 00:16:24,234 --> 00:16:26,653 I just haven't been down here since Ariel passed. 391 00:16:27,696 --> 00:16:30,115 - Mr. Batista. - Oh. 392 00:16:30,198 --> 00:16:32,617 - You knew Luis' dad? - Yeah. 393 00:16:32,701 --> 00:16:34,077 You, um... 394 00:16:34,160 --> 00:16:36,037 You deliver the exact same supplies 395 00:16:36,121 --> 00:16:39,207 to the exact same location for a few decades, 396 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:41,835 you live a lot of life with a person. 397 00:16:44,879 --> 00:16:46,172 Let me help you with that. 398 00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:47,882 [Dolores] Oh, God. 399 00:16:47,966 --> 00:16:50,260 - [Jeremiah] Ta-da. Oh, there you go. - Oh, look at that. 400 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,971 Let's tighten these up. Let's, um, 401 00:16:53,054 --> 00:16:54,472 let's put it this way in the room. 402 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,099 - Like this? - Yeah, like this. 403 00:16:56,182 --> 00:16:57,225 All right. 404 00:16:57,308 --> 00:16:58,143 - Oh, my God. - Bam! 405 00:16:58,226 --> 00:16:59,644 Oh, it's so nice. 406 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,022 She's beautiful, 407 00:17:03,106 --> 00:17:06,276 and all paid for with these magic hands. 408 00:17:07,402 --> 00:17:08,444 Oh, um... 409 00:17:08,528 --> 00:17:09,738 Thank you so much. 410 00:17:09,820 --> 00:17:10,946 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 411 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,531 - Oh, come on, please. - No, keep it. I... 412 00:17:12,615 --> 00:17:13,907 got a feeling that you gonna be 413 00:17:13,992 --> 00:17:15,326 needing it sometime soon. 414 00:17:16,578 --> 00:17:18,079 What do you mean? 415 00:17:18,163 --> 00:17:20,749 Before he died, Ariel... 416 00:17:22,459 --> 00:17:24,461 He asked me to keep an eye on his son. 417 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,628 The son who's in his 30s? 418 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:29,424 Yeah, the son who spends all his time 419 00:17:29,507 --> 00:17:31,885 trying to make empanadas that taste like sashimi, 420 00:17:31,968 --> 00:17:35,930 as opposed to realizing that this place 421 00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:37,724 is devolving into... 422 00:17:39,642 --> 00:17:42,479 I make the same delivery every day. 423 00:17:42,562 --> 00:17:43,980 And more and more of that food 424 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,440 is in the dumpster every night. 425 00:17:46,483 --> 00:17:47,692 [sighs] 426 00:17:47,776 --> 00:17:49,611 Can't go on much longer. 427 00:17:53,948 --> 00:17:55,742 Wait, hold-hold on, Jeremiah. 428 00:17:57,702 --> 00:17:59,579 I mean, is-is there anything I can do? 429 00:18:00,622 --> 00:18:01,956 Just keep your eyes open. 430 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:04,000 I'm not saying there's something wrong with the kid, 431 00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:07,587 but... I'm not saying there ain't. 432 00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:10,089 - I don't know if I understand what... - [clattering upstairs] 433 00:18:10,173 --> 00:18:11,174 [muffled shouting] 434 00:18:14,219 --> 00:18:16,179 - [Luis] You are in my place of business. - I will call the cops so fast, 435 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:17,764 - you'll wish it was the health department. - Okay? I'm just here 436 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:19,474 - trying to life my life, dude. - This is my place of business. 437 00:18:19,557 --> 00:18:20,600 I'm just trying to live my life, man. 438 00:18:20,683 --> 00:18:22,143 I have the right to enter my own property. 439 00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:23,353 And I got rights, too. And I got proof, bro. 440 00:18:23,436 --> 00:18:24,896 I got proof of you harassing me. 441 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:27,649 Harassing? I just spent two hours on a train 442 00:18:27,732 --> 00:18:29,234 to come out here and talk to you mano a mano, 443 00:18:29,317 --> 00:18:31,945 like you asked, all right? That's not harassment, 444 00:18:32,028 --> 00:18:34,155 that's making an effort. 445 00:18:34,239 --> 00:18:36,199 Now put the knife down, for God's sake. 446 00:18:36,282 --> 00:18:37,992 Okay, I will oblige. 447 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,161 It is down. Fuckin' need it anyway, all right? 448 00:18:40,245 --> 00:18:41,496 [Gideon] Let me be clear with you. You have two options: 449 00:18:41,579 --> 00:18:43,540 either you commit to the buyout 450 00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,542 - or you make some sort of minimum payment - [Luis] You may do... 451 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:48,878 on your back rent by the end of business Friday, 452 00:18:48,962 --> 00:18:51,756 or I'll serve you eviction papers Monday morning. 453 00:18:51,840 --> 00:18:54,175 - [Luis] Eviction papers, wow! - It's been three months of this shit. 454 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:55,885 - I'm done with it. - Well, you know what? 455 00:18:55,969 --> 00:18:58,012 - I'm not done with it, bro. Fuck you, okay? - Oh... 456 00:18:58,096 --> 00:18:59,222 - Fuck you right in your ass. - Fuck me? 457 00:18:59,305 --> 00:19:00,515 - You're harassing me. - You haven't paid a cent. 458 00:19:00,598 --> 00:19:01,724 - Right in the fuckin' ass. - And you've been 459 00:19:01,808 --> 00:19:03,351 nothing but hostile and threatening 460 00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,395 since the day I came out here to introduce myself. 461 00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:07,480 - And you're on drugs and now, I guess, - [scoffs] 462 00:19:07,564 --> 00:19:10,108 - you got a hooker working here. Is that you? - No. No, no. Hey... 463 00:19:10,191 --> 00:19:12,485 - I'm sorry, a sex worker? A sex worker. - No, no, I'm sorry, excuse me. 464 00:19:12,569 --> 00:19:14,445 - I'm... I'm a masseuse, sir. - This woman right here is the best goddamn masseuse 465 00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:16,447 - in the tristate area. - Stop, let me talk to him. 466 00:19:16,531 --> 00:19:18,408 - It's all right. - I don't care what you do with your body, sweetheart, 467 00:19:18,491 --> 00:19:20,118 but you're running an illegal business 468 00:19:20,201 --> 00:19:21,911 out of an illegally-occupied unit. 469 00:19:21,995 --> 00:19:23,413 - [Luis] She not going nowhere, either, bro. - No, no, no, no. 470 00:19:23,496 --> 00:19:25,123 - Here he comes to save the day. - It's okay, I got it, I got it. 471 00:19:25,206 --> 00:19:26,541 Cálmate, I got it, I got it, bro. 472 00:19:26,624 --> 00:19:27,834 You know what, she is my fucking family, all right? 473 00:19:27,917 --> 00:19:29,961 Okay? And my family has been in this very spot 474 00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,129 - for over 35 years. - Oh, really? 475 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:32,714 And you know what, for 35 years, this area 476 00:19:32,797 --> 00:19:35,091 has been nothing but cheap and dangerous and dirty. 477 00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:37,468 My predecessor may have liked it that way, 478 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:39,095 but I have a mandate to bring in some people 479 00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,597 with a higher standard of living. 480 00:19:40,680 --> 00:19:42,432 - [Luis] Oh, wow! - I have a responsibility to those people. 481 00:19:42,515 --> 00:19:44,893 Who are those people, the white people? The gringos? 482 00:19:44,976 --> 00:19:46,769 You know what? This has nothing whatsoever to do with race. 483 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,313 - Do you hear yourself? - Why don't you school me, then? 484 00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:49,689 - School me, Mr. Rainbow Coalition. Go ahead. - I will, I will. 485 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:51,065 - Go ahead, school me, bro. - All right. 486 00:19:51,149 --> 00:19:52,233 Yesterday, I rented to a Black couple, 487 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,234 and I got to be honest-- 488 00:19:53,318 --> 00:19:54,235 - little racist. - Wow! 489 00:19:54,319 --> 00:19:55,778 You, you don't think 490 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:57,071 - minorities can pay their rent. - This fucking guy. 491 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,698 That makes you racist, too. 492 00:19:58,781 --> 00:19:59,657 [Luis] Do you even hear yourself, huh? 493 00:19:59,741 --> 00:20:01,409 I do. I'll see you in court. 494 00:20:01,492 --> 00:20:03,077 Make sure you get good and doped up, amigo. 495 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,412 - [Luis speaks Spanish] - Okay, 496 00:20:04,495 --> 00:20:06,497 wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 497 00:20:06,581 --> 00:20:08,249 No, no. My turn. My turn. 498 00:20:08,333 --> 00:20:10,126 I-I have cash. 499 00:20:10,209 --> 00:20:12,170 - You have that much cash? - Yes, I got... I got paid in cash. 500 00:20:12,253 --> 00:20:13,630 Well, yeah, of course you do. Okay, fine. Where is it? 501 00:20:13,713 --> 00:20:15,214 Let me go downstairs, let me get it for you. 502 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:16,716 - I'll go. - No, no, you don't have to come with me. 503 00:20:16,799 --> 00:20:17,967 I'm not gonna count money out in the open 504 00:20:18,051 --> 00:20:19,594 in this neighborhood. 505 00:20:19,677 --> 00:20:21,846 No, no. Come on. Yeah. Stay here, 506 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:23,806 watch the shop. It's all good. Uh, I don't... 507 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:25,642 I'm sorry, what's your name? I don't even know your name. 508 00:20:25,725 --> 00:20:28,269 - Pearlman. - Yeah, Mr.-Mr. Pearlman, come on, let's... 509 00:20:28,353 --> 00:20:29,729 let's go downstairs. Come on. 510 00:20:30,772 --> 00:20:33,775 You know, we're just gonna, like, 511 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:35,693 wipe our slate clean, all right? 512 00:20:35,777 --> 00:20:37,236 Tabula rasa. 513 00:20:37,320 --> 00:20:38,446 - [crack] - Ow! - Oh, God! 514 00:20:38,529 --> 00:20:40,114 - Ow! Ow. - Are you okay? 515 00:20:40,198 --> 00:20:41,532 - God! - Oh... 516 00:20:41,616 --> 00:20:43,534 I guess we should really get those 517 00:20:43,618 --> 00:20:44,786 old stairs looked at, huh? 518 00:20:44,869 --> 00:20:46,496 Yeah. 519 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,331 This building's gonna be the death of me. 520 00:20:48,414 --> 00:20:49,415 Here we go. 521 00:20:49,499 --> 00:20:50,959 Right in here, Mr. Pearlman. 522 00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,590 - [Gideon] Huh. - Oh. 523 00:20:57,674 --> 00:20:59,634 So... 524 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,427 you really do massage people. 525 00:21:03,012 --> 00:21:04,180 That's a nice purple. 526 00:21:04,263 --> 00:21:05,598 Thank you. Brand-new. 527 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,517 Just arrived today. Here you go. 528 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:09,519 I'm gonna need you to count that out. 529 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,979 All right, yeah, sure. 530 00:21:13,189 --> 00:21:15,108 You know, I've never really gotten a massage. 531 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:18,736 Not a real one. I mean, I, you know, I used to... 532 00:21:18,820 --> 00:21:21,155 My ex-wife used to try, but, you know, just not... 533 00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,993 not like a real one. Not like a professional, like... 534 00:21:25,076 --> 00:21:26,244 I-I don't want to call you a professional, 535 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:29,205 'cause you're running an illegal business. 536 00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,207 You know I'm the best, right? 537 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,500 What? 538 00:21:32,583 --> 00:21:34,919 They don't call me Magic Hands for no reason. 539 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:36,671 Oh. [chuckles] I don't doubt it. 540 00:21:36,754 --> 00:21:38,214 All right. 541 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,590 541 for now, Mr. Pearlman. 542 00:21:39,674 --> 00:21:41,426 541? 543 00:21:41,509 --> 00:21:42,760 - Yeah. - [laughs] 544 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:44,345 What... what's the point of this? 545 00:21:44,429 --> 00:21:46,097 Well, like a... down payment. 546 00:21:46,180 --> 00:21:48,182 I mean, what's the rent supposed to be now, anyway? 547 00:21:48,266 --> 00:21:51,602 It's eight upstairs and three down here. 548 00:21:51,686 --> 00:21:53,646 - Okay, so 1,100, I gave you... - No, thousand. 549 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:54,981 Thousand, sweetheart. 550 00:21:55,064 --> 00:21:56,482 - 11,000? - That's right. 551 00:21:56,566 --> 00:21:58,026 A month? For this... this place? 552 00:21:58,109 --> 00:22:00,028 I mean, 553 00:22:00,111 --> 00:22:01,654 we used to pay 650 for a two-bedroom 554 00:22:01,738 --> 00:22:03,531 - around the corner. - When was that, 20 years ago? 555 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:05,908 It was around 20 years ago. 556 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:08,619 Okay, so I miscalculated the inflation, all right? 557 00:22:08,703 --> 00:22:09,704 But I know we can work this out. 558 00:22:09,787 --> 00:22:11,414 So why don't we just... 559 00:22:11,497 --> 00:22:14,459 call this a stay of execution? How about that? 560 00:22:14,542 --> 00:22:17,253 - Right, Mr. Pearlman? Please, Mr. Pearlman. - All right. 561 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:18,880 All right. 562 00:22:18,963 --> 00:22:20,923 This buys you a week. 563 00:22:21,007 --> 00:22:22,175 All right? Just 'cause I have a soft spot 564 00:22:22,258 --> 00:22:23,426 for people like you. 565 00:22:23,509 --> 00:22:26,846 - Thank you. - But after that, 566 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,639 - I'm not gonna be so kind. - I understand. I get it. 567 00:22:28,723 --> 00:22:30,308 - And I'll tell, uh, - Thank you. I appreciate that. 568 00:22:30,391 --> 00:22:32,310 - Cheech up there - Sorry about that. 569 00:22:32,393 --> 00:22:33,478 that I'll, uh, be back in a week 570 00:22:33,561 --> 00:22:35,146 - with the contractor. - Okay. 571 00:22:35,229 --> 00:22:37,273 There's no way I can find that kind of money in a week. 572 00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:38,816 If I had any other options... 573 00:22:38,900 --> 00:22:41,569 - Thank you. No, wow. - Oh, ah, hey, don't embarrass yourself. 574 00:22:41,652 --> 00:22:42,987 It's just that your shoulder's like a rock. 575 00:22:43,071 --> 00:22:45,323 Well, yeah, I'm going to the gym a little bit. 576 00:22:45,406 --> 00:22:47,784 - My ex-wife's gone... - No, no, it's not, it's not muscle, it's tension. 577 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,118 - Ow! Ow. - Do you mind? 578 00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:51,204 - You have, like, a really big knot - Okay, ow. 579 00:22:51,287 --> 00:22:53,581 - right there. You feel that? - Yeah, yeah. Ay. 580 00:22:53,664 --> 00:22:55,500 Yeah, yes. I-I've been feeling it for weeks. 581 00:22:55,583 --> 00:22:57,710 I can't really turn my neck around. 582 00:22:58,795 --> 00:23:00,421 - Okay, you know what? - [groans] 583 00:23:00,505 --> 00:23:02,423 Why don't you lie down? 584 00:23:02,507 --> 00:23:04,258 I-I'm telling you, it would be an honor 585 00:23:04,342 --> 00:23:07,178 to have you as my first on my brand-new table. 586 00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:09,430 - What, you're gonna give me a massage? - Listen, if I had bread, 587 00:23:09,514 --> 00:23:10,765 I'd break it with you, but what I do 588 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,517 is a whole lot more nourishing. 589 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,977 I'm serious. I promise you. 590 00:23:16,562 --> 00:23:18,064 I promise you. 591 00:23:18,147 --> 00:23:19,565 Okay. 592 00:23:19,649 --> 00:23:21,067 - Yeah? - Yeah, okay. 593 00:23:21,150 --> 00:23:22,985 Okay, uh, so... 594 00:23:23,069 --> 00:23:25,404 why don't you undress to the level of your comfort, 595 00:23:25,488 --> 00:23:27,198 and I'm gonna get some things started for us. 596 00:23:32,787 --> 00:23:34,205 ♪ ♪ 597 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:39,502 - What is that, incense? - No, no, it's a candle. 598 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:42,255 - It just smells like coconut. - Oh. Okay. 599 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:46,175 - [belt buckle jingles] - [zipping] 600 00:23:46,259 --> 00:23:47,969 [sighs] 601 00:23:48,052 --> 00:23:49,512 Oof. 602 00:23:49,595 --> 00:23:51,055 Okay. 603 00:23:51,139 --> 00:23:53,224 [Dolores] All right. 604 00:23:53,307 --> 00:23:54,559 All right. 605 00:23:55,810 --> 00:23:57,270 [Gideon exhales] 606 00:23:58,646 --> 00:23:59,939 All set. 607 00:24:00,022 --> 00:24:01,190 Um... 608 00:24:02,233 --> 00:24:03,568 You're gonna have to turn around 609 00:24:03,651 --> 00:24:04,944 so that I can get your back. 610 00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,029 - My back? - Yeah, that's where the knot is. 611 00:24:07,113 --> 00:24:08,781 You-you can't turn your neck. It's a... 612 00:24:08,865 --> 00:24:11,159 Oh. Yeah, all right. 613 00:24:11,242 --> 00:24:13,536 [Dolores] Motherfucker thinks he's here to get a hand job. 614 00:24:14,662 --> 00:24:18,040 Okay. Okay. 615 00:24:18,124 --> 00:24:19,667 Just so you're a little more comfortable, 616 00:24:19,750 --> 00:24:21,002 I'm gonna take these off. 617 00:24:23,212 --> 00:24:25,882 Okay, Mr. Pearlman. 618 00:24:28,301 --> 00:24:29,385 You know... Hey, you know what? 619 00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:32,805 Before-before we do anything, can I... 620 00:24:32,889 --> 00:24:35,141 I want you to know I have nothing against you 621 00:24:35,224 --> 00:24:37,059 or your husband personally. 622 00:24:37,143 --> 00:24:39,896 I mean, my grandparents were immigrants. 623 00:24:39,979 --> 00:24:42,815 I'm a working-class guy, my whole family. 624 00:24:42,899 --> 00:24:44,442 All right? I'm not some sort of 625 00:24:44,525 --> 00:24:48,196 rich real estate monster. I'm not a-a slumlord, you know? 626 00:24:48,279 --> 00:24:50,656 - Okay. - I don't know, 627 00:24:50,740 --> 00:24:54,076 what I resent about this whole social justice business 628 00:24:54,160 --> 00:24:57,038 is they ignore a critical fact about human nature, 629 00:24:57,121 --> 00:25:00,541 like the physiological need to win. 630 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,043 It's not... it's not... 631 00:25:02,126 --> 00:25:03,586 it's not racism. 632 00:25:03,669 --> 00:25:06,088 All right? It's not classism, 633 00:25:06,172 --> 00:25:09,508 it's not, uh, you know, capitalism. 634 00:25:09,592 --> 00:25:12,511 It's-it's... it's really just... it's just Darwinism. 635 00:25:14,931 --> 00:25:17,016 And if you want to survive, you got to pay your rent 636 00:25:17,099 --> 00:25:19,518 like civilized adults. 637 00:25:19,602 --> 00:25:21,062 It's not my fault you can't figure it out. 638 00:25:21,145 --> 00:25:23,189 You don't have to ex... 639 00:25:23,272 --> 00:25:25,274 explain yourself to me, Mr. Pearlman. 640 00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:27,693 I feel bad, I do. 641 00:25:27,777 --> 00:25:29,278 I mean, it's just... 642 00:25:31,072 --> 00:25:34,450 ...just a burden of-of my line of work, you know? 643 00:25:35,701 --> 00:25:38,412 But you're a smart girl. I mean, you know, you're not too old. 644 00:25:38,496 --> 00:25:40,498 All your... Everything seems to 645 00:25:40,581 --> 00:25:41,916 still be where it's supposed to be. 646 00:25:41,999 --> 00:25:43,834 I mean... 647 00:25:46,087 --> 00:25:47,463 You'll land on your feet. 648 00:25:49,590 --> 00:25:50,800 So, when am I gonna see 649 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,344 what these magic hands can really do here, huh? 650 00:25:53,427 --> 00:25:55,096 I mean, I don't want to have to take back 651 00:25:55,179 --> 00:25:58,057 that week I was so kind to give you. 652 00:25:59,100 --> 00:26:01,143 You wouldn't even have time to pack before you have to 653 00:26:01,227 --> 00:26:03,187 go back to wherever the hell you came from. 654 00:26:03,271 --> 00:26:05,147 [Dolores] In a week, this motherfucker's 655 00:26:05,231 --> 00:26:07,149 gonna come right back here and I'm gonna have 656 00:26:07,233 --> 00:26:08,818 nowhere left to go. 657 00:26:08,901 --> 00:26:11,237 ♪ ♪ 658 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:13,656 But here he is, 659 00:26:13,739 --> 00:26:15,992 literally in my hands, 660 00:26:16,075 --> 00:26:18,619 talking about not enough space, 661 00:26:18,703 --> 00:26:20,788 Darwin and shit. 662 00:26:21,831 --> 00:26:24,041 Like it's a dare. 663 00:26:25,960 --> 00:26:27,753 What a fuckin' fool. 664 00:26:29,755 --> 00:26:31,799 Got to break the C2 665 00:26:31,882 --> 00:26:34,302 or the C1 to kill somebody. 666 00:26:34,385 --> 00:26:36,595 That's what Tabitha taught me. 667 00:26:36,679 --> 00:26:38,806 'Cause if you're gonna be alone with half-naked motherfuckers, 668 00:26:38,889 --> 00:26:41,475 you got to know how to protect yourself. 669 00:26:41,559 --> 00:26:44,478 The C2 or the C1. 670 00:26:44,562 --> 00:26:46,439 I could do it if I had to. 671 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:49,400 Okay, you're being a fucking tease. I don't have all... 672 00:26:49,483 --> 00:26:51,277 [grunts] What was that? 673 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,946 [Dolores] No turning back from that. 674 00:26:54,030 --> 00:26:55,614 [both grunting, shouting] 675 00:26:56,699 --> 00:26:58,701 [♪ Kallidad: "Death Fiesta"] 676 00:27:28,564 --> 00:27:30,566 ♪ ♪