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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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It's about to go down!
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[BELL RINGS]
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Yeah!
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Whoo!
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Yeah!
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Hey everybody
welcome to Just Roll With It!
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[CHEERING]
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This show is taped in front of
a live studio audience, you guys!
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But here's where things are different.
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You guys get to vote on
what happens in each scene!
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You've all been given remotes!
Let's see everybody's remote?
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GIRL: Woo!
-Nice. Thank you for the "woo".
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Yes. Great. Yeah.
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Now, at some points during the show,
you'll hear this sound...
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[HORN BLOWS]
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And when you hear that,
three options will appear on your screen.
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And you'll get to vote to decide
what happens to us!
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Go on, vote!
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Now, we can't see
what's on the screens right now,
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so we have no idea what you're voting on!
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And, we also have no idea
when in the scene it's going to happen!
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But your votes will be instantly tallied,
and whatever you choose, we'll have to...
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[IN UNISON] Just Roll With It!
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Yeah.
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All right, are you guys excited?
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Let's start the show!
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[GRUNTING]
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What are you doing?
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I'm cataloging Dad's old radio props
and getting a killer workout.
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I call them chore squats.
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Think you can go squat somewhere else?
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No can do.
I gotta keep this booty looking good!
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Searching.
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"How to make your brain forget
the last thirty seconds forever".
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At least I'm working.
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You're supposed
to be taking out the garbage.
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I'm on it.
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Blair, let your big brother give
you some life advice on the things that--
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A, you're my stepbrother.
B, you don't have a life.
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And C, I don't need a C,
'cause B was a pretty sick burn.
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-How about D, take out the trash.
-Fine, I'm doing it.
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Blair, you can't just slap stamps
on a bag of garbage and mail it.
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Okay, then you tell me what just happened.
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Ha, ha, if you're just tuning in with us,
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we're speaking with
one of our favorite guests,
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Miss California, whose name is...
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[MOUTHING]
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Miss California!
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WOMAN: Yes, Byron. I'm here to answer
questions about my new school program.
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Right!
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The program that will get the kids to...
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Eat bananas!
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Well, yes.
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It provides healthy lunches
to children across the state.
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Ah. Yes.
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An a-peel-ing issue
that is ripe for our times.
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I'm sure the students
will appreciate the fruits of your labor.
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We'll be right back
with this guest after these messages.
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[OVER COMPUTER]
♪ Byron and Gator in the morning ♪
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Boom! That was, like,
three fruit puns in two sentences!
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That has to be a record.
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Sweetie, you forgot to hype
the backstage passes
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to Beyoncé we're giving away next month!
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Sorry but the Gator overslept.
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Without a co-host,
this morning's been bananas.
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Stop doing fruit puns!
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Look, those tickets equal ratings
and as your General Manager,
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let me remind you
that nothing is more important
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than winning the monthly radio ratings.
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-Nothing? What about our children?
-The children are a close second.
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I'm going to get
that stitched on a pillow.
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-You're not funny.
-I'm a little funny.
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-That's why you married me.
-No, that's why I hired you.
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I married you so I'd have one DJ I didn't
have to pay as much as the others.
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Wait, how much are you paying the Gator?
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Blair, have you finished your homework?
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-Nope.
-And why not?
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Because I'm watching videos of circus
clowns getting attacked by animals.
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Blair, I don't want you watching
videos of people getting hurt.
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They're not people, Mom. They're clowns.
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-Blair, as your older brother--
-You're only one week older than me!
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Yeah, but I skipped a grade, so even
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I have the mind of a seventh grader.
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No, you don't.
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You're right,
what sixth grader has washboard abs
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and can open a soda bottle
just by flexing his butt muscles?
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Please tell me that's not
how you opened this.
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Ask yourself, have I ever offered
you a soda with the cap on? Tsk.
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Ahem. Ta-da!
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What is that?
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It's my Career Day
presentation to your class.
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I made a photo collage chronicling
my journey from twenty years
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in the military to being
the manager of BEATZ one-oh-one.
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Mom, I need wow factor.
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Last year, Becky Sparx's mom brought
free frozen yogurt for the entire class.
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I need to beat Becky Sparx
and win Career Day!
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I don't think Career Day is a competition.
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[IN UNISON] Everything's a competition.
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The Gator is still not here, and I need
a sidekick for the next segment, now!
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Dad, I can't be on the radio.
I have no formal radio training.
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I hate to break it to you
but deep down I'm not the cool, calm,
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collected guy you think I am.
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My ears are ringing,
there's a tightness in my chest,
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my life's flashing before my eyes.
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Your wedding was beautiful by the way.
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Thank you.
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Relax buddy.
Nobody's forcing you on the air.
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All right? Thanks.
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Last time Dad put me on the radio
I froze up and started stress crying.
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Took me a year
to lose the nickname, Lil Wah Wah.
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-I'll go on the air!
-Great! Come on!
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So, what are we doing?
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Oh, you're gonna--
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[HORN BLOWS]
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see
your choices one, two or three.
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You guys vote on
what you want to have happen next.
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Our actors are leaving the stage
so we can prepare your choice.
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Lock in your vote.
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First one just happened.
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-We're ready. Let's go.
-We're ready!
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Okay, we got us
a handshake and everything.
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Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
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Let's go back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: And action!
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-So, what are we doing?
-Oh, you're gonna love this.
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These are the Beyoncé
tickets I forgot to-- Hey.
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Thank you.
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Let's check this out.
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"As you know, on Thursdays we play,
Breakfast Barf Bonanza."
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"This is a game where my daughter
will make the grossest meal she can,
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and I have to actually eat it.
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The ingredients
are on this tray right here."
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We have mayonnaise, lima beans,
we have jalapeno peppers.
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-What is that?
-Gefilte fish.
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Oysters and crispy grasshoppers.
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Okay, you gotta make it.
You're gonna make this.
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Let's go. Let's go with it.
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Lima beans.
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-Is that may- is that mayo?
-Yep.
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-Oh, that's mayo! Ahh!
-Ha-ha.
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Grasshoppers look good.
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-Grasshoppers.
-Ooh, some fish.
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Oh, how about some oysters?
That looks yummy!
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Yes!
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Ah. Yeah. Oh, make it spicy!
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[GROANS]
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I actually had
a grasshopper burrito yesterday so...
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Yeah, well you're gonna
have another one today.
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Sorry!
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Not sorry!
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Great.
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Anything for my listeners, baby!
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[GROANS]
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[AUDIENCE GROANING]
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Low key, that's kind of good.
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The oyster sets it off a little bit in the
back of my throat but it's kind of good.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hold on, let's take a caller.
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MAN: Hey, Byron!
-Caller.
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I'm loving this game,
but it seems really unfair that the
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little girl doesn't have to eat something.
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I think it's time you made
something delicious for her!
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Oh, yeah!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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Where did she come from?
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No please!
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Let's see what we got here. Okay.
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-Baked beans, diced onions.
-Oh, okay.
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Gummy worms. Hot dog jui-- Ohh.
And sardines.
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[GAGS]
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I told you to be nice
so now you're gonna pay.
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Really? Seriously?
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BYRON: I'm gonna, I'm gonna help you
out a little bit with this.
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Ohh. Ha, ha, ha.
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-The, vanilla ice cream...
-Thank you.
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...and sardines
are gonna go well together.
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-Go eat! Go eat!
-Here it goes.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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MAN: Hey, Byron! I'm still on the line.
-Oh, you're still on the line.
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-Oh, hey!
-Yeah, you know what?
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You can't end the segment without singing
the Breakfast Barf Bonanza jingle!
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The Breakfast--
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-Oh, yeah, I love that song!
-Yeah, you guys have to sing that jingle.
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Okay.
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♪ -Breakfast-- Breakfast Barf Bonanza!
-Breakfast and Banana, banana, woo! ♪
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♪ -We got grasshoppers!
-Yeah, grasshoppers! ♪
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♪ -Fish and juice!
-Fish and juice! ♪
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♪ -And when we eat it, we love you!
-And when we, we love you! ♪
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♪ -We gonna make it do what it do!
-We gonna make it do what it do! ♪
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And we're out!
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That was great!
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We're out, great job!
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-By the way, sorry I upstaged you!
-Don't be!
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I can't believe you got on the mic
and didn't start stress crying.
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-Come on.
-Never give me sardines again!
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I can't believe you got on the mic
and didn't start stress crying.
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-Do I sense a little jealousy?
-Why?
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Because my little stepsister is
becoming my father's favorite kid?
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-Owen, we have no favorites.
-I knew it!
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Dad married you just to get to Blair.
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He knew she'd be a great co-host,
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so he concocted this whole
sham marriage just to get her on board.
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It never made sense,
he's a free-wheeling maniac
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and you're a by-the-books Army lady.
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Next thing you know,
Blair's living on easy street while
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I'm shipped off
to Antarctica to boarding school,
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our school bus hits a snow drift,
I get attacked by a polar bear
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and all they ever find of me
is my tennis shoes!
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Owen!
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You're doing that thing that got us
kicked off that airplane again.
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Look, just because your father
and Blair have similar interests,
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doesn't mean he doesn't love you.
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Nobody is replacing anybody.
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Mom, you don't have to come
to Career Day anymore!
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-I asked Byron instead!
-[IN UNISON] What?
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I was right.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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-Found some more old pictures.
-Yeah, what's with the Byron shrine?
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Oh, I'm just putting out some photos of
all the good times Dad and I have had,
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just to remind him that I'm his son.
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Check this out.
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It's Dad and me riding bikes
when I was five years old.
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Those training wheels are so adorable!
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Yeah, Dad's never been good
at riding bikes.
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That's right, Conner two thousand-seven,
I am on your team, but I got you anyway!
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What are you gonna do
about it, you little punk?
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Your mom's been playing
that video game for, like, four hours.
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Yeah, that's what she does
when she's mad at me.
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Gotta say, picking my dad over your mom
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for Career Day might be
what's making your mom upset.
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Maybe you should talk to her about it.
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Mom and I are not
so good at talking about...
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-Feelings?
-Bingo.
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We have other ways
of dealing with our emotions.
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Ha, ha! I got a tank now,
you little twerps!
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Eat tank!
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Anyway, I'm going to go take
this garbage out to the mailbox.
240
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Hey, Rachel,
241
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seems like you're just
attacking your own teammates.
242
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I'm teaching them a valuable lesson, Owen.
243
00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:44,071
You can never trust anybody,
including your own daughter.
244
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Do I sense a little jealousy
that Blair picked my dad over you?
245
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Maybe a little bit.
246
00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:53,039
Look, I know the most important thing is
247
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for my little girl to crush
all the other little girls in her class.
248
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I just wish she wanted
to crush them with me.
249
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Here, put these on.
250
00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:07,261
A little workout always
helps me relieve tension.
251
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I mean, I'm glad she gets along
with her new stepdad,
252
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:14,393
but I don't want to suddenly
be the not fun parent.
253
00:15:14,477 --> 00:15:16,937
Don't be silly, Rachel, it wasn't sudden.
254
00:15:17,021 --> 00:15:19,023
According to Blair
you've always been not fun.
255
00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:20,483
What?
256
00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:24,111
You see? I'm tired of everyone
seeing me as some sort of buzzkill
257
00:15:24,195 --> 00:15:25,946
who just nags everyone all the time.
258
00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:29,492
And I'm also tired of Byron not hyping
the Beyoncé tickets enough,
259
00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:31,827
no matter how many times
I nag him about it!
260
00:15:31,911 --> 00:15:34,538
I know! Those tickets equal ratings!
261
00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:36,874
-Exactly! You get it!
-Ow!
262
00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:38,209
-I get it!
-Ow!
263
00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,086
-Why doesn't anyone else get it?
-Ow!
264
00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:41,545
-I'm cool!
-Ow!
265
00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:42,630
-I'm fun!
-Ow!
266
00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:44,173
I know how to dab!
267
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♪ Dabbing on my haters! ♪
268
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-Rachel?
-Hm?
269
00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,770
Please promise me
you'll never do that again.
270
00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:01,315
Sorry.
271
00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:05,695
But, you know, I think
I'm realizing this Career Day thing
272
00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:08,948
is bothering me
more than I thought it was.
273
00:16:09,031 --> 00:16:12,993
Maybe I actually
do need to talk to Blair about,
274
00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:16,372
about how I, how I...
275
00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:17,790
-Feel?
-Yes, that thing.
276
00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:21,210
Hey, guys, found one of my old radio props
277
00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,295
while I was hunting
for stuff for Blair's career day.
278
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:26,298
-Isn't it awesome?
-It's a catapult.
279
00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:28,384
The Gator
and I used this last Thanksgiving
280
00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,136
to play Frozen Turkey Dodgeball.
281
00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:33,431
I thought I told you
to throw this thing away.
282
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:37,393
You did, but funny story, I didn't.
283
00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:42,690
Well, I really don't think this
is a good idea for Career Day.
284
00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:43,816
I know you don't!
285
00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:46,819
Which is how I know
it's going to be awesome.
286
00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,571
What is that supposed to mean?
287
00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:52,324
Blair, I think you should listen to your
mom here she's the responsible parent.
288
00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:54,952
-What is that supposed to mean?
-It's a fact that you're not responsible!
289
00:16:55,036 --> 00:16:57,204
It is a fact. Okay.
290
00:16:57,288 --> 00:17:01,208
Guys! Guys! Everybody relax!
291
00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:04,128
It's going to be safe. Oh!
292
00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:05,296
[CRASH]
293
00:17:06,422 --> 00:17:07,465
Oops.
294
00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,634
Just great, Blair!
Now there's a giant hole in our roof!
295
00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:13,220
We're exposed to the elements!
Lightning could strike us.
296
00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:17,391
Raccoons could crawl in and bite us!
Our plants could get too much sun!
297
00:17:17,475 --> 00:17:18,809
[HORN BLOWS]
298
00:17:18,893 --> 00:17:20,770
Oh gosh!
299
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:24,231
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
300
00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,942
-Be nice!
-Be nice!
301
00:17:27,026 --> 00:17:28,152
Be nice!
302
00:17:28,235 --> 00:17:30,363
Don't make me eat oysters!
303
00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:33,866
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience,
our actors have left the stage.
304
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Here are your three choices.
It's time to lock in your vote.
305
00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,915
Just Roll With It!
306
00:17:40,998 --> 00:17:43,000
OWEN: Yeah, I want to see
what's going to happen to me!
307
00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:44,710
BYRON: Let's do this!
308
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:47,755
ANNOUNCER: Okay, votes are in.
Now, back to the scene.
309
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DIRECTOR: And, action!
310
00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:52,343
Just great, Blair!
Now there's a giant hole in our roof!
311
00:17:52,426 --> 00:17:55,137
We're exposed to the elements!
Lightning could strike us!
312
00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:59,350
Raccoons could crawl in and bite us!
Our plants could get too much sun!
313
00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,520
Owen, raccoons coming through
the roof would be ridiculous.
314
00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,146
[MAN YELLS]
315
00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:13,739
OWEN: Are you okay, dude?
316
00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:19,161
I'm the roofer by the way.
317
00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:22,623
Good news is
I cleared out all your gutters.
318
00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:25,751
Bad news is I think
I found a hole in your roof.
319
00:18:27,253 --> 00:18:28,421
-Yeah.
BLAIR: Yeah.
320
00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:29,880
STAN: Thank you.
-Thank you.
321
00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,215
Yeah, thank you for that.
322
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,676
Oh but, I should mention that,
323
00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:37,680
I think the reason your gutters
were all messed up is because I,
324
00:18:37,763 --> 00:18:39,890
I saw a big old bunch
of birds build a nest up there.
325
00:18:39,974 --> 00:18:41,016
Just so you know.
326
00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:54,864
Owen, that's supposed to be good luck.
327
00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:56,365
It doesn't taste like it.
328
00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:01,787
Well, great! Just great!
329
00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:05,624
Now I've got to move all my pictures,
so they don't get messed up.
330
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:08,669
You see Blair?
331
00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:10,671
You see how your actions
affect other people?
332
00:19:12,298 --> 00:19:13,883
[CRYING]
333
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,511
I'm lucky today!
334
00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,727
-That is a big hole.
-Yes, it...
335
00:19:36,489 --> 00:19:38,199
That is a big bird.
336
00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,871
I think Mom is right, Blair. No catapult.
We'll have to think of something else.
337
00:19:43,954 --> 00:19:48,042
Thank you. I'm getting
this dumbest idea ever outta here.
338
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,126
That's not true.
339
00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,504
I've had a ton more
dumber ideas than this.
340
00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:57,176
So, Blair,
341
00:19:57,259 --> 00:20:00,262
Blair-ski, my daughter,
342
00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:05,518
maybe you and I should have a little talk.
343
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:07,853
-Oh boy.
-No, I know, I know,
344
00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:09,271
I don't like it either.
345
00:20:09,355 --> 00:20:14,193
So, I realized that not going
to Career Day has made me,
346
00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,363
-you know.
-What?
347
00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:19,573
Well, it's sort of...
348
00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:24,453
when you, it, it didn't--
349
00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,289
-Never mind.
-Cool.
350
00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:28,374
Good talk.
351
00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:35,506
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
352
00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:44,140
And that's my presentation.
353
00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:48,769
Now fro-yo hands up
and enjoy your free yogurt!
354
00:20:52,481 --> 00:20:55,526
-Well, this is awkward.
-Why?
355
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:58,529
These used to be my classmates
before I skipped a grade.
356
00:20:58,612 --> 00:21:00,531
Did I mention I skipped a grade?
357
00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:03,743
-Two seconds ago.
-Mom, you came.
358
00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:07,997
Of course, everyone needs reinforcements.
How are the presentations going?
359
00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,081
Not great.
360
00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:12,209
Everyone loses
their mind over free fro-yo.
361
00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:15,254
Can I get cookie crumbles
and sprinkles on mine?
362
00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:17,006
Of course!
363
00:21:17,089 --> 00:21:19,383
Becky Sparx is a legend!
364
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:25,973
Okay, class, our next presentation will be
from Blair and her stepfather.
365
00:21:26,057 --> 00:21:27,099
Fun!
366
00:21:29,143 --> 00:21:34,231
When my mom started dating again, I was
afraid she was going to marry some dweeby,
367
00:21:34,315 --> 00:21:35,608
gangly nerd-o.
368
00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:36,692
Nope.
369
00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:38,110
But it wasn't for lack of trying.
370
00:21:43,157 --> 00:21:46,702
But I lucked out,
because my new stepdad is awesome.
371
00:21:46,786 --> 00:21:51,207
You probably know him from all the crazy
stunts he does as the morning DJ
372
00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:54,668
on BEATZ one-oh-one, Byron Blatt!
373
00:21:58,089 --> 00:22:04,178
How would you guys like
to be part of a live radio broadcast?
374
00:22:07,765 --> 00:22:11,936
We're going live in five,
four, three, two.
375
00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:14,897
AUTOMATED VOICE:
♪ Byron and Blair in the classroom. ♪
376
00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,650
Good morning,
everybody out there in radio land!
377
00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:20,945
I'm coming to you live
from my stepdaughter's classroom,
378
00:22:21,028 --> 00:22:22,571
isn't that right kids?
379
00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:28,285
Maybe we were wrong.
Maybe this won't be a disaster.
380
00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:30,663
Blair, tell our listeners
what we have planned!
381
00:22:30,746 --> 00:22:35,543
We are going to break the world record
for office chair revolutions propelled
382
00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:36,711
by a leaf blower!
383
00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:42,049
Scratch that, here comes the disaster.
384
00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:46,887
Okay, now so I'm going to turn
this leaf blower all the way up to five.
385
00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:48,556
Five seems like a mistake.
386
00:22:48,639 --> 00:22:51,642
You're right,
five does seem like a mistake.
387
00:22:51,726 --> 00:22:54,895
'Cause this sucker goes
all the way up to ten!
388
00:22:54,979 --> 00:22:57,356
Let's do ten!
389
00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,233
ALL: Let's do ten!
390
00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:01,569
Let's do ten!
391
00:23:01,652 --> 00:23:03,404
Let's do ten!
392
00:23:03,487 --> 00:23:05,364
-Let's do ten!
-All right, here we go!
393
00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:08,117
Blair, tell our listeners
what's happening!
394
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,202
[HORN BLOWS]
395
00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:20,254
ANNOUNCER:
Okay, everyone, it's that time again.
396
00:23:20,337 --> 00:23:22,631
Vote for your choice.
397
00:23:22,715 --> 00:23:26,635
We're coming back, guys.
What do you have planned for us?
398
00:23:26,719 --> 00:23:29,346
Something's going
to happen to Rachel or Byron.
399
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:32,516
-Because, nothing's happened to Rachel.
-I'm paranoid now.
400
00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,810
-Where are we going from?
-We're gonna start from your line.
401
00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:36,353
All right, here we go.
402
00:23:36,437 --> 00:23:38,647
And now back to the scene.
403
00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:40,691
DIRECTOR: And, action!
404
00:23:40,775 --> 00:23:43,903
Here we go! Now, Blair,
tell our listeners what's happening!
405
00:23:45,029 --> 00:23:47,073
This one's for the history books!
406
00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:49,909
He's going around!
He's going around again!
407
00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:53,829
I'm not sure what else to say here,
because he just keeps going around!
408
00:23:53,913 --> 00:23:55,456
-And again.
-Whoa!
409
00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,878
[SCREAMING]
410
00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:09,887
BYRON: I'll save you!
411
00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:10,971
My daughter!
412
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:25,986
I'll save you!
413
00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:31,158
I am so sorry.
414
00:24:33,744 --> 00:24:35,621
Please do not blame Blair.
415
00:24:35,705 --> 00:24:38,374
This is all my fault.
416
00:24:38,457 --> 00:24:43,254
I just got so caught up with trying
to entertain you and your amazing class.
417
00:24:43,337 --> 00:24:46,674
No one's on the mic! This is dead air!
Someone has to do something!
418
00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:48,008
The show must go on!
419
00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:55,683
Hello, everyone.
420
00:24:55,766 --> 00:25:00,271
My name's Owen, but you listeners
may know me as Lil Wah Wah.
421
00:25:03,941 --> 00:25:06,402
We may not have broken the record today,
422
00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:07,987
but everyone in this classroom
423
00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:11,949
was part of an event
that they'll remember their entire lives.
424
00:25:14,618 --> 00:25:16,162
Lil Wah Wah out.
425
00:25:17,204 --> 00:25:19,040
BYRON: Yeah!
BLAIR: Yeah.
426
00:25:19,123 --> 00:25:20,916
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
427
00:25:23,544 --> 00:25:26,505
We'll remember it
because it was a disaster!
428
00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:31,552
Well, would it make up for that disaster
if everyone here got backstage passes
429
00:25:31,635 --> 00:25:34,138
to the Beyoncé concert next month?
430
00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:38,559
Excuse me.
431
00:25:39,643 --> 00:25:42,021
Owen, I don't have those tickets with me.
432
00:25:42,104 --> 00:25:44,482
Yes, you do because I put them
in your purse this morning.
433
00:25:44,565 --> 00:25:47,777
Oh, so you did.
434
00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:51,697
Well, I see why you skipped sixth grade.
435
00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:53,449
What do you say, Rachel?
436
00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:58,079
Well, I am the fun mom.
437
00:25:58,162 --> 00:25:59,288
So...
438
00:26:00,414 --> 00:26:02,375
everyone's going to Beyoncé!
439
00:26:05,753 --> 00:26:08,130
I can't believe it,
I'm gonna meet Queen Bey!
440
00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:12,593
Mom, I can't believe you did that for me.
441
00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:15,971
You needed those tickets
to win the monthly radio ratings!
442
00:26:16,055 --> 00:26:21,560
Yeah, well you know some things are
a little more important than winning.
443
00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:29,235
Wow, Mom,
that's surprisingly un-mom of you.
444
00:26:29,318 --> 00:26:31,612
Thank you, Blair, I'm trying.
445
00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:34,907
Thank you so much for these tickets!
446
00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:37,410
You have no idea
what a terrible month I've been having.
447
00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:39,495
Someone keeps mailing garbage to my house.
448
00:26:48,754 --> 00:26:51,465
[CHEERING]
449
00:27:05,229 --> 00:27:09,608
I have a feeling we'll be talking
about that presentation for years to come.
450
00:27:11,736 --> 00:27:13,029
Yeah, in court.
451
00:27:15,406 --> 00:27:16,407
Who cares?
452
00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:20,202
We trashed the dump,
and then sent everyone to meet Beyoncé!
453
00:27:20,286 --> 00:27:23,497
You were right, Mom, that was
so much better than the catapult.
454
00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:29,420
Speaking of which, Dad, I thought you were
going to get that roof hole fixed!
455
00:27:29,503 --> 00:27:30,755
I'm working on it.
456
00:27:33,507 --> 00:27:35,051
I called a construction company to come
457
00:27:35,134 --> 00:27:36,927
and take a look
at the hole while we were out.
458
00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:40,389
Oh, that's them.
459
00:27:40,473 --> 00:27:42,266
[HORN BLOWS]
460
00:27:42,349 --> 00:27:43,392
Really?
461
00:27:43,893 --> 00:27:45,561
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
462
00:27:46,979 --> 00:27:48,814
Have you not had enough?
463
00:27:48,898 --> 00:27:51,150
ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote.
464
00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:53,778
Make it count. Lock in your choices.
465
00:27:55,821 --> 00:27:58,240
So, whatever happens in this one,
466
00:27:58,324 --> 00:28:02,495
when you finally get to your group hug,
as carefully as possible,
467
00:28:02,578 --> 00:28:06,707
exit the set the way you came and go on up
in the audience and say hi to everybody.
468
00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:09,043
And, let's go back to the scene.
469
00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:10,461
DIRECTOR: And action!
470
00:28:12,963 --> 00:28:14,507
I called a construction company to come
471
00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:16,425
and take a look
at the hole while we were out.
472
00:28:16,509 --> 00:28:17,968
[PHONE RINGS]
473
00:28:18,052 --> 00:28:19,762
-Oh.
-Oh, that's them.
474
00:28:20,763 --> 00:28:21,764
Hello?
475
00:28:21,847 --> 00:28:24,266
MAN: Hey, Byron.
This is the, construction company.
476
00:28:24,350 --> 00:28:25,518
We got some bad news.
477
00:28:25,601 --> 00:28:29,605
We made a mistake and accidentally
scheduled your home to be demolished.
478
00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:32,692
We tried to contact our guy
and tell him he had the wrong house,
479
00:28:32,775 --> 00:28:34,777
but we haven't heard back
from him yet so...
480
00:28:42,743 --> 00:28:44,453
[BLAIR SCREAMS]
481
00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,583
Oh, my gosh! Our house!
482
00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:51,544
Remember when you told me
I had to get insurance.
483
00:28:51,627 --> 00:28:54,588
RACHEL: That's all right!
-Funny story, I didn't.
484
00:28:57,049 --> 00:28:59,552
I think this is
the perfect time to tell you,
485
00:28:59,635 --> 00:29:01,429
I've been thinking we should move.
486
00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:04,181
-Owen.
-Yeah, Dad.
487
00:29:04,265 --> 00:29:06,559
I just want to tell you
how proud I am of you.
488
00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:09,854
When you got on
that mic today, you were fearless.
489
00:29:09,937 --> 00:29:11,647
And you saved my presentation.
490
00:29:11,731 --> 00:29:14,734
What can I say,
I gotta look out for you, Blair.
491
00:29:14,817 --> 00:29:17,319
After all, I am your older stepbrother.
492
00:29:17,403 --> 00:29:18,487
Oh gosh!
493
00:29:18,571 --> 00:29:21,073
Oh, it's easier just to say brother.
494
00:29:22,408 --> 00:29:25,995
Hey, come on, everybody.
Bennett-Blatt family hug!
495
00:29:29,248 --> 00:29:31,375
Thank you guys, so much! That's our show!
496
00:29:31,459 --> 00:29:33,627
You've been a great audience!