1 00:00:01,355 --> 00:00:03,482 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It! 2 00:00:03,649 --> 00:00:05,401 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3 00:00:22,293 --> 00:00:23,836 It's about to go down! 4 00:00:24,628 --> 00:00:25,880 [BELL RINGS] 5 00:00:38,893 --> 00:00:40,394 Yeah! 6 00:00:41,562 --> 00:00:42,855 Whoo! 7 00:00:46,233 --> 00:00:47,777 Yeah! 8 00:00:47,860 --> 00:00:52,156 Hey everybody welcome to Just Roll With It! 9 00:00:52,239 --> 00:00:54,992 [CHEERING] 10 00:00:57,078 --> 00:01:02,625 This show is taped in front of a live studio audience, you guys! 11 00:01:04,835 --> 00:01:07,046 But here's where things are different. 12 00:01:07,129 --> 00:01:10,800 You guys get to vote on what happens in each scene! 13 00:01:10,883 --> 00:01:14,178 You've all been given remotes! Let's see everybody's remote? 14 00:01:14,261 --> 00:01:16,889 GIRL: Woo! -Nice. Thank you for the "woo". 15 00:01:16,972 --> 00:01:19,308 Yes. Great. Yeah. 16 00:01:19,392 --> 00:01:23,396 Now, at some points during the show, you'll hear this sound... 17 00:01:23,479 --> 00:01:25,481 [HORN BLOWS] 18 00:01:25,564 --> 00:01:29,151 And when you hear that, three options will appear on your screen. 19 00:01:31,654 --> 00:01:34,198 And you'll get to vote to decide what happens to us! 20 00:01:34,281 --> 00:01:36,617 Go on, vote! 21 00:01:36,701 --> 00:01:39,912 Now, we can't see what's on the screens right now, 22 00:01:39,995 --> 00:01:42,665 so we have no idea what you're voting on! 23 00:01:42,748 --> 00:01:46,335 And, we also have no idea when in the scene it's going to happen! 24 00:01:46,419 --> 00:01:51,924 But your votes will be instantly tallied, and whatever you choose, we'll have to... 25 00:01:52,007 --> 00:01:53,801 [IN UNISON] Just Roll With It! 26 00:01:53,884 --> 00:01:55,010 Yeah. 27 00:02:00,975 --> 00:02:04,270 All right, are you guys excited? 28 00:02:04,353 --> 00:02:05,855 Let's start the show! 29 00:02:14,739 --> 00:02:17,658 [GRUNTING] 30 00:02:24,165 --> 00:02:25,249 What are you doing? 31 00:02:25,332 --> 00:02:28,753 I'm cataloging Dad's old radio props and getting a killer workout. 32 00:02:28,836 --> 00:02:30,046 I call them chore squats. 33 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:34,508 Think you can go squat somewhere else? 34 00:02:34,592 --> 00:02:38,054 No can do. I gotta keep this booty looking good! 35 00:02:40,598 --> 00:02:41,599 Searching. 36 00:02:41,682 --> 00:02:45,352 "How to make your brain forget the last thirty seconds forever". 37 00:02:46,687 --> 00:02:47,813 At least I'm working. 38 00:02:47,897 --> 00:02:49,565 You're supposed to be taking out the garbage. 39 00:02:49,648 --> 00:02:50,649 I'm on it. 40 00:02:50,733 --> 00:02:53,819 Blair, let your big brother give you some life advice on the things that-- 41 00:02:53,903 --> 00:02:58,240 A, you're my stepbrother. B, you don't have a life. 42 00:02:58,324 --> 00:03:02,453 And C, I don't need a C, 'cause B was a pretty sick burn. 43 00:03:04,413 --> 00:03:08,167 -How about D, take out the trash. -Fine, I'm doing it. 44 00:03:14,090 --> 00:03:17,968 Blair, you can't just slap stamps on a bag of garbage and mail it. 45 00:03:18,052 --> 00:03:21,180 Okay, then you tell me what just happened. 46 00:03:23,933 --> 00:03:26,018 Ha, ha, if you're just tuning in with us, 47 00:03:26,102 --> 00:03:28,896 we're speaking with one of our favorite guests, 48 00:03:28,979 --> 00:03:31,982 Miss California, whose name is... 49 00:03:34,568 --> 00:03:36,487 [MOUTHING] 50 00:03:39,532 --> 00:03:41,659 Miss California! 51 00:03:43,411 --> 00:03:48,165 WOMAN: Yes, Byron. I'm here to answer questions about my new school program. 52 00:03:48,249 --> 00:03:49,250 Right! 53 00:03:49,333 --> 00:03:55,464 The program that will get the kids to... 54 00:03:56,966 --> 00:03:58,134 Eat bananas! 55 00:03:59,885 --> 00:04:00,886 Well, yes. 56 00:04:00,970 --> 00:04:04,014 It provides healthy lunches to children across the state. 57 00:04:04,098 --> 00:04:05,224 Ah. Yes. 58 00:04:05,307 --> 00:04:10,062 An a-peel-ing issue that is ripe for our times. 59 00:04:10,146 --> 00:04:13,941 I'm sure the students will appreciate the fruits of your labor. 60 00:04:14,025 --> 00:04:16,610 We'll be right back with this guest after these messages. 61 00:04:16,694 --> 00:04:19,447 [OVER COMPUTER] ♪ Byron and Gator in the morning ♪ 62 00:04:19,530 --> 00:04:21,991 Boom! That was, like, three fruit puns in two sentences! 63 00:04:22,074 --> 00:04:23,409 That has to be a record. 64 00:04:23,492 --> 00:04:26,620 Sweetie, you forgot to hype the backstage passes 65 00:04:26,704 --> 00:04:28,456 to Beyoncé we're giving away next month! 66 00:04:28,539 --> 00:04:30,624 Sorry but the Gator overslept. 67 00:04:30,708 --> 00:04:33,169 Without a co-host, this morning's been bananas. 68 00:04:34,211 --> 00:04:36,338 Stop doing fruit puns! 69 00:04:36,422 --> 00:04:40,092 Look, those tickets equal ratings and as your General Manager, 70 00:04:40,176 --> 00:04:43,345 let me remind you that nothing is more important 71 00:04:43,429 --> 00:04:45,598 than winning the monthly radio ratings. 72 00:04:45,681 --> 00:04:49,185 -Nothing? What about our children? -The children are a close second. 73 00:04:49,268 --> 00:04:50,978 I'm going to get that stitched on a pillow. 74 00:04:51,062 --> 00:04:52,980 -You're not funny. -I'm a little funny. 75 00:04:53,064 --> 00:04:56,025 -That's why you married me. -No, that's why I hired you. 76 00:04:56,108 --> 00:04:59,945 I married you so I'd have one DJ I didn't have to pay as much as the others. 77 00:05:01,614 --> 00:05:04,492 Wait, how much are you paying the Gator? 78 00:05:06,452 --> 00:05:08,371 Blair, have you finished your homework? 79 00:05:08,454 --> 00:05:09,997 -Nope. -And why not? 80 00:05:10,081 --> 00:05:13,876 Because I'm watching videos of circus clowns getting attacked by animals. 81 00:05:15,252 --> 00:05:18,005 Blair, I don't want you watching videos of people getting hurt. 82 00:05:18,089 --> 00:05:20,925 They're not people, Mom. They're clowns. 83 00:05:22,635 --> 00:05:25,763 -Blair, as your older brother-- -You're only one week older than me! 84 00:05:25,846 --> 00:05:29,975 Yeah, but I skipped a grade, so even though I have the body of a sixth grader, 85 00:05:30,059 --> 00:05:31,811 I have the mind of a seventh grader. 86 00:05:33,604 --> 00:05:34,855 No, you don't. 87 00:05:34,939 --> 00:05:37,400 You're right, what sixth grader has washboard abs 88 00:05:37,483 --> 00:05:40,861 and can open a soda bottle just by flexing his butt muscles? 89 00:05:44,365 --> 00:05:47,451 Please tell me that's not how you opened this. 90 00:05:48,661 --> 00:05:52,707 Ask yourself, have I ever offered you a soda with the cap on? Tsk. 91 00:05:55,918 --> 00:05:58,629 Ahem. Ta-da! 92 00:05:58,713 --> 00:05:59,714 What is that? 93 00:05:59,797 --> 00:06:03,134 It's my Career Day presentation to your class. 94 00:06:03,217 --> 00:06:07,012 I made a photo collage chronicling my journey from twenty years 95 00:06:07,096 --> 00:06:10,307 in the military to being the manager of BEATZ one-oh-one. 96 00:06:10,391 --> 00:06:13,477 Mom, I need wow factor. 97 00:06:13,561 --> 00:06:18,649 Last year, Becky Sparx's mom brought free frozen yogurt for the entire class. 98 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:22,570 I need to beat Becky Sparx and win Career Day! 99 00:06:22,653 --> 00:06:24,488 I don't think Career Day is a competition. 100 00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:26,449 [IN UNISON] Everything's a competition. 101 00:06:29,285 --> 00:06:33,205 The Gator is still not here, and I need a sidekick for the next segment, now! 102 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:36,751 Dad, I can't be on the radio. I have no formal radio training. 103 00:06:36,834 --> 00:06:39,754 I hate to break it to you but deep down I'm not the cool, calm, 104 00:06:39,837 --> 00:06:41,255 collected guy you think I am. 105 00:06:41,338 --> 00:06:43,299 My ears are ringing, there's a tightness in my chest, 106 00:06:43,382 --> 00:06:45,384 my life's flashing before my eyes. 107 00:06:45,468 --> 00:06:47,011 Your wedding was beautiful by the way. 108 00:06:47,094 --> 00:06:48,304 Thank you. 109 00:06:48,387 --> 00:06:50,806 Relax buddy. Nobody's forcing you on the air. 110 00:06:50,890 --> 00:06:52,349 All right? Thanks. 111 00:06:52,433 --> 00:06:56,187 Last time Dad put me on the radio I froze up and started stress crying. 112 00:06:56,270 --> 00:06:59,315 Took me a year to lose the nickname, Lil Wah Wah. 113 00:06:59,398 --> 00:07:01,734 -I'll go on the air! -Great! Come on! 114 00:07:03,861 --> 00:07:05,071 So, what are we doing? 115 00:07:05,154 --> 00:07:06,947 Oh, you're gonna-- 116 00:07:07,031 --> 00:07:08,532 [HORN BLOWS] 117 00:07:13,871 --> 00:07:18,501 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices one, two or three. 118 00:07:18,584 --> 00:07:21,962 You guys vote on what you want to have happen next. 119 00:07:22,046 --> 00:07:25,383 Our actors are leaving the stage so we can prepare your choice. 120 00:07:25,466 --> 00:07:26,467 Lock in your vote. 121 00:07:26,550 --> 00:07:28,552 First one just happened. 122 00:07:28,636 --> 00:07:30,679 -We're ready. Let's go. -We're ready! 123 00:07:30,763 --> 00:07:32,473 Okay, we got us a handshake and everything. 124 00:07:34,475 --> 00:07:36,352 Okay, that's it. Votes are in. 125 00:07:36,435 --> 00:07:39,021 Let's go back to the scene. 126 00:07:39,105 --> 00:07:40,106 DIRECTOR: And action! 127 00:07:40,981 --> 00:07:44,235 -So, what are we doing? -Oh, you're gonna love this. 128 00:07:44,318 --> 00:07:48,030 These are the Beyoncé tickets I forgot to-- Hey. 129 00:07:52,743 --> 00:07:53,744 Thank you. 130 00:07:54,662 --> 00:07:56,956 Let's check this out. 131 00:07:57,039 --> 00:08:00,501 "As you know, on Thursdays we play, Breakfast Barf Bonanza." 132 00:08:02,586 --> 00:08:06,674 "This is a game where my daughter will make the grossest meal she can, 133 00:08:06,757 --> 00:08:08,801 and I have to actually eat it. 134 00:08:08,884 --> 00:08:11,929 The ingredients are on this tray right here." 135 00:08:18,894 --> 00:08:23,566 We have mayonnaise, lima beans, we have jalapeno peppers. 136 00:08:23,649 --> 00:08:26,110 -What is that? -Gefilte fish. 137 00:08:27,528 --> 00:08:29,822 Oysters and crispy grasshoppers. 138 00:08:31,615 --> 00:08:33,451 Okay, you gotta make it. You're gonna make this. 139 00:08:33,534 --> 00:08:35,202 Let's go. Let's go with it. 140 00:08:35,286 --> 00:08:37,371 Lima beans. 141 00:08:37,455 --> 00:08:39,540 -Is that may- is that mayo? -Yep. 142 00:08:39,623 --> 00:08:42,918 -Oh, that's mayo! Ahh! -Ha-ha. 143 00:08:44,670 --> 00:08:45,921 Grasshoppers look good. 144 00:08:46,005 --> 00:08:47,882 -Grasshoppers. -Ooh, some fish. 145 00:08:49,508 --> 00:08:52,595 Oh, how about some oysters? That looks yummy! 146 00:08:52,678 --> 00:08:54,722 Yes! 147 00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:58,059 Ah. Yeah. Oh, make it spicy! 148 00:08:59,435 --> 00:09:00,853 [GROANS] 149 00:09:01,729 --> 00:09:05,399 I actually had a grasshopper burrito yesterday so... 150 00:09:05,483 --> 00:09:08,527 Yeah, well you're gonna have another one today. 151 00:09:10,279 --> 00:09:12,031 Sorry! 152 00:09:12,114 --> 00:09:13,282 Not sorry! 153 00:09:15,618 --> 00:09:16,994 Great. 154 00:09:18,871 --> 00:09:20,373 Anything for my listeners, baby! 155 00:09:23,250 --> 00:09:24,251 [GROANS] 156 00:09:25,586 --> 00:09:27,338 [AUDIENCE GROANING] 157 00:09:29,965 --> 00:09:31,717 Low key, that's kind of good. 158 00:09:31,801 --> 00:09:36,972 The oyster sets it off a little bit in the back of my throat but it's kind of good. 159 00:09:37,515 --> 00:09:38,516 [PHONE RINGS] 160 00:09:38,891 --> 00:09:40,518 Hold on, let's take a caller. 161 00:09:42,978 --> 00:09:44,689 MAN: Hey, Byron! -Caller. 162 00:09:44,772 --> 00:09:49,568 I'm loving this game, but it seems really unfair that the 163 00:09:49,652 --> 00:09:52,321 little girl doesn't have to eat something. 164 00:09:54,824 --> 00:09:56,992 I think it's time you made something delicious for her! 165 00:09:57,076 --> 00:09:58,077 Oh, yeah! 166 00:09:58,160 --> 00:09:59,954 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 167 00:10:03,207 --> 00:10:04,583 Where did she come from? 168 00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,258 No please! 169 00:10:12,341 --> 00:10:14,593 Let's see what we got here. Okay. 170 00:10:14,677 --> 00:10:17,430 -Baked beans, diced onions. -Oh, okay. 171 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:23,853 Gummy worms. Hot dog jui-- Ohh. And sardines. 172 00:10:24,145 --> 00:10:25,187 [GAGS] 173 00:10:26,605 --> 00:10:29,650 I told you to be nice so now you're gonna pay. 174 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:31,652 Really? Seriously? 175 00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:38,200 BYRON: I'm gonna, I'm gonna help you out a little bit with this. 176 00:10:39,910 --> 00:10:41,787 Ohh. Ha, ha, ha. 177 00:10:44,040 --> 00:10:45,458 -The, vanilla ice cream... -Thank you. 178 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:46,834 ...and sardines are gonna go well together. 179 00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:51,380 -Go eat! Go eat! -Here it goes. 180 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:02,850 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 181 00:11:04,602 --> 00:11:08,481 MAN: Hey, Byron! I'm still on the line. -Oh, you're still on the line. 182 00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:10,816 -Oh, hey! -Yeah, you know what? 183 00:11:10,900 --> 00:11:15,571 You can't end the segment without singing the Breakfast Barf Bonanza jingle! 184 00:11:15,654 --> 00:11:16,655 The Breakfast-- 185 00:11:16,739 --> 00:11:19,408 -Oh, yeah, I love that song! -Yeah, you guys have to sing that jingle. 186 00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:20,534 Okay. 187 00:11:21,369 --> 00:11:25,706 ♪ -Breakfast-- Breakfast Barf Bonanza! -Breakfast and Banana, banana, woo! ♪ 188 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:28,667 ♪ -We got grasshoppers! -Yeah, grasshoppers! ♪ 189 00:11:28,751 --> 00:11:30,795 ♪ -Fish and juice! -Fish and juice! ♪ 190 00:11:30,878 --> 00:11:33,297 ♪ -And when we eat it, we love you! -And when we, we love you! ♪ 191 00:11:33,381 --> 00:11:39,345 ♪ -We gonna make it do what it do! -We gonna make it do what it do! ♪ 192 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:44,266 And we're out! 193 00:11:47,103 --> 00:11:49,271 That was great! 194 00:11:49,355 --> 00:11:51,691 We're out, great job! 195 00:11:52,858 --> 00:11:55,986 -By the way, sorry I upstaged you! -Don't be! 196 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:59,407 I can't believe you got on the mic and didn't start stress crying. 197 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:02,326 -Come on. -Never give me sardines again! 198 00:12:04,870 --> 00:12:08,082 I can't believe you got on the mic and didn't start stress crying. 199 00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:13,129 -Do I sense a little jealousy? -Why? 200 00:12:13,212 --> 00:12:16,549 Because my little stepsister is becoming my father's favorite kid? 201 00:12:16,632 --> 00:12:19,468 -Owen, we have no favorites. -I knew it! 202 00:12:19,552 --> 00:12:21,303 Dad married you just to get to Blair. 203 00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:23,514 He knew she'd be a great co-host, 204 00:12:23,597 --> 00:12:26,267 so he concocted this whole sham marriage just to get her on board. 205 00:12:26,350 --> 00:12:28,561 It never made sense, he's a free-wheeling maniac 206 00:12:28,644 --> 00:12:29,937 and you're a by-the-books Army lady. 207 00:12:30,021 --> 00:12:32,231 Next thing you know, Blair's living on easy street while 208 00:12:32,314 --> 00:12:34,608 I'm shipped off to Antarctica to boarding school, 209 00:12:34,692 --> 00:12:37,945 our school bus hits a snow drift, I get attacked by a polar bear 210 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:39,321 and all they ever find of me is my tennis shoes! 211 00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:40,448 Owen! 212 00:12:42,366 --> 00:12:45,494 You're doing that thing that got us kicked off that airplane again. 213 00:12:46,537 --> 00:12:50,207 Look, just because your father and Blair have similar interests, 214 00:12:50,291 --> 00:12:52,209 doesn't mean he doesn't love you. 215 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,171 Nobody is replacing anybody. 216 00:12:55,254 --> 00:12:57,840 Mom, you don't have to come to Career Day anymore! 217 00:12:57,923 --> 00:13:00,468 -I asked Byron instead! -[IN UNISON] What? 218 00:13:01,594 --> 00:13:02,970 I was right. 219 00:13:05,347 --> 00:13:07,767 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 220 00:13:20,488 --> 00:13:24,241 -Found some more old pictures. -Yeah, what's with the Byron shrine? 221 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:27,787 Oh, I'm just putting out some photos of all the good times Dad and I have had, 222 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:30,247 just to remind him that I'm his son. 223 00:13:31,999 --> 00:13:33,000 Check this out. 224 00:13:33,084 --> 00:13:35,294 It's Dad and me riding bikes when I was five years old. 225 00:13:35,378 --> 00:13:37,713 Those training wheels are so adorable! 226 00:13:37,797 --> 00:13:41,467 Yeah, Dad's never been good at riding bikes. 227 00:13:41,550 --> 00:13:46,138 That's right, Conner two thousand-seven, I am on your team, but I got you anyway! 228 00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:49,183 What are you gonna do about it, you little punk? 229 00:13:49,266 --> 00:13:52,686 Your mom's been playing that video game for, like, four hours. 230 00:13:52,770 --> 00:13:55,356 Yeah, that's what she does when she's mad at me. 231 00:13:55,439 --> 00:13:57,775 Gotta say, picking my dad over your mom 232 00:13:57,858 --> 00:14:00,736 for Career Day might be what's making your mom upset. 233 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:02,905 Maybe you should talk to her about it. 234 00:14:02,988 --> 00:14:07,618 Mom and I are not so good at talking about... 235 00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:11,580 -Feelings? -Bingo. 236 00:14:12,873 --> 00:14:15,376 We have other ways of dealing with our emotions. 237 00:14:15,459 --> 00:14:18,212 Ha, ha! I got a tank now, you little twerps! 238 00:14:18,295 --> 00:14:20,631 Eat tank! 239 00:14:20,715 --> 00:14:23,551 Anyway, I'm going to go take this garbage out to the mailbox. 240 00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:33,394 Hey, Rachel, 241 00:14:34,562 --> 00:14:37,523 seems like you're just attacking your own teammates. 242 00:14:37,606 --> 00:14:39,859 I'm teaching them a valuable lesson, Owen. 243 00:14:39,942 --> 00:14:44,071 You can never trust anybody, including your own daughter. 244 00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:47,742 Do I sense a little jealousy that Blair picked my dad over you? 245 00:14:49,118 --> 00:14:50,828 Maybe a little bit. 246 00:14:50,911 --> 00:14:53,039 Look, I know the most important thing is 247 00:14:53,122 --> 00:14:56,959 for my little girl to crush all the other little girls in her class. 248 00:14:57,043 --> 00:14:59,754 I just wish she wanted to crush them with me. 249 00:15:02,923 --> 00:15:04,759 Here, put these on. 250 00:15:04,842 --> 00:15:07,261 A little workout always helps me relieve tension. 251 00:15:07,344 --> 00:15:10,806 I mean, I'm glad she gets along with her new stepdad, 252 00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:14,393 but I don't want to suddenly be the not fun parent. 253 00:15:14,477 --> 00:15:16,937 Don't be silly, Rachel, it wasn't sudden. 254 00:15:17,021 --> 00:15:19,023 According to Blair you've always been not fun. 255 00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:20,483 What? 256 00:15:20,566 --> 00:15:24,111 You see? I'm tired of everyone seeing me as some sort of buzzkill 257 00:15:24,195 --> 00:15:25,946 who just nags everyone all the time. 258 00:15:26,030 --> 00:15:29,492 And I'm also tired of Byron not hyping the Beyoncé tickets enough, 259 00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:31,827 no matter how many times I nag him about it! 260 00:15:31,911 --> 00:15:34,538 I know! Those tickets equal ratings! 261 00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:36,874 -Exactly! You get it! -Ow! 262 00:15:36,957 --> 00:15:38,209 -I get it! -Ow! 263 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,086 -Why doesn't anyone else get it? -Ow! 264 00:15:40,169 --> 00:15:41,545 -I'm cool! -Ow! 265 00:15:41,629 --> 00:15:42,630 -I'm fun! -Ow! 266 00:15:42,713 --> 00:15:44,173 I know how to dab! 267 00:15:44,256 --> 00:15:47,426 ♪ Dabbing on my haters! ♪ 268 00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,393 -Rachel? -Hm? 269 00:15:55,476 --> 00:15:57,770 Please promise me you'll never do that again. 270 00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:01,315 Sorry. 271 00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:05,695 But, you know, I think I'm realizing this Career Day thing 272 00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:08,948 is bothering me more than I thought it was. 273 00:16:09,031 --> 00:16:12,993 Maybe I actually do need to talk to Blair about, 274 00:16:13,077 --> 00:16:16,372 about how I, how I... 275 00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:17,790 -Feel? -Yes, that thing. 276 00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:21,210 Hey, guys, found one of my old radio props 277 00:16:21,293 --> 00:16:23,295 while I was hunting for stuff for Blair's career day. 278 00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:26,298 -Isn't it awesome? -It's a catapult. 279 00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:28,384 The Gator and I used this last Thanksgiving 280 00:16:28,467 --> 00:16:30,136 to play Frozen Turkey Dodgeball. 281 00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:33,431 I thought I told you to throw this thing away. 282 00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:37,393 You did, but funny story, I didn't. 283 00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:42,690 Well, I really don't think this is a good idea for Career Day. 284 00:16:42,773 --> 00:16:43,816 I know you don't! 285 00:16:43,899 --> 00:16:46,819 Which is how I know it's going to be awesome. 286 00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,571 What is that supposed to mean? 287 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:52,324 Blair, I think you should listen to your mom here she's the responsible parent. 288 00:16:52,408 --> 00:16:54,952 -What is that supposed to mean? -It's a fact that you're not responsible! 289 00:16:55,036 --> 00:16:57,204 It is a fact. Okay. 290 00:16:57,288 --> 00:17:01,208 Guys! Guys! Everybody relax! 291 00:17:01,292 --> 00:17:04,128 It's going to be safe. Oh! 292 00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:05,296 [CRASH] 293 00:17:06,422 --> 00:17:07,465 Oops. 294 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,634 Just great, Blair! Now there's a giant hole in our roof! 295 00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:13,220 We're exposed to the elements! Lightning could strike us. 296 00:17:13,304 --> 00:17:17,391 Raccoons could crawl in and bite us! Our plants could get too much sun! 297 00:17:17,475 --> 00:17:18,809 [HORN BLOWS] 298 00:17:18,893 --> 00:17:20,770 Oh gosh! 299 00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:24,231 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 300 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:26,942 -Be nice! -Be nice! 301 00:17:27,026 --> 00:17:28,152 Be nice! 302 00:17:28,235 --> 00:17:30,363 Don't make me eat oysters! 303 00:17:30,446 --> 00:17:33,866 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, our actors have left the stage. 304 00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:38,037 Here are your three choices. It's time to lock in your vote. 305 00:17:38,120 --> 00:17:40,915 Just Roll With It! 306 00:17:40,998 --> 00:17:43,000 OWEN: Yeah, I want to see what's going to happen to me! 307 00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:44,710 BYRON: Let's do this! 308 00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:47,755 ANNOUNCER: Okay, votes are in. Now, back to the scene. 309 00:17:47,838 --> 00:17:49,131 DIRECTOR: And, action! 310 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:52,343 Just great, Blair! Now there's a giant hole in our roof! 311 00:17:52,426 --> 00:17:55,137 We're exposed to the elements! Lightning could strike us! 312 00:17:55,221 --> 00:17:59,350 Raccoons could crawl in and bite us! Our plants could get too much sun! 313 00:17:59,433 --> 00:18:02,520 Owen, raccoons coming through the roof would be ridiculous. 314 00:18:02,686 --> 00:18:04,146 [MAN YELLS] 315 00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:13,739 OWEN: Are you okay, dude? 316 00:18:16,409 --> 00:18:19,161 I'm the roofer by the way. 317 00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:22,623 Good news is I cleared out all your gutters. 318 00:18:22,707 --> 00:18:25,751 Bad news is I think I found a hole in your roof. 319 00:18:27,253 --> 00:18:28,421 -Yeah. BLAIR: Yeah. 320 00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:29,880 STAN: Thank you. -Thank you. 321 00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,215 Yeah, thank you for that. 322 00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:33,676 Oh but, I should mention that, 323 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:37,680 I think the reason your gutters were all messed up is because I, 324 00:18:37,763 --> 00:18:39,890 I saw a big old bunch of birds build a nest up there. 325 00:18:39,974 --> 00:18:41,016 Just so you know. 326 00:18:52,069 --> 00:18:54,864 Owen, that's supposed to be good luck. 327 00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:56,365 It doesn't taste like it. 328 00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:01,787 Well, great! Just great! 329 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:05,624 Now I've got to move all my pictures, so they don't get messed up. 330 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:08,669 You see Blair? 331 00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:10,671 You see how your actions affect other people? 332 00:19:12,298 --> 00:19:13,883 [CRYING] 333 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,511 I'm lucky today! 334 00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:24,727 -That is a big hole. -Yes, it... 335 00:19:36,489 --> 00:19:38,199 That is a big bird. 336 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,871 I think Mom is right, Blair. No catapult. We'll have to think of something else. 337 00:19:43,954 --> 00:19:48,042 Thank you. I'm getting this dumbest idea ever outta here. 338 00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:49,126 That's not true. 339 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,504 I've had a ton more dumber ideas than this. 340 00:19:54,256 --> 00:19:57,176 So, Blair, 341 00:19:57,259 --> 00:20:00,262 Blair-ski, my daughter, 342 00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:05,518 maybe you and I should have a little talk. 343 00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:07,853 -Oh boy. -No, I know, I know, 344 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:09,271 I don't like it either. 345 00:20:09,355 --> 00:20:14,193 So, I realized that not going to Career Day has made me, 346 00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:17,363 -you know. -What? 347 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:19,573 Well, it's sort of... 348 00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:24,453 when you, it, it didn't-- 349 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,289 -Never mind. -Cool. 350 00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:28,374 Good talk. 351 00:20:33,295 --> 00:20:35,506 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 352 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:44,140 And that's my presentation. 353 00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:48,769 Now fro-yo hands up and enjoy your free yogurt! 354 00:20:52,481 --> 00:20:55,526 -Well, this is awkward. -Why? 355 00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:58,529 These used to be my classmates before I skipped a grade. 356 00:20:58,612 --> 00:21:00,531 Did I mention I skipped a grade? 357 00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:03,743 -Two seconds ago. -Mom, you came. 358 00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:07,997 Of course, everyone needs reinforcements. How are the presentations going? 359 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:09,081 Not great. 360 00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:12,209 Everyone loses their mind over free fro-yo. 361 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:15,254 Can I get cookie crumbles and sprinkles on mine? 362 00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:17,006 Of course! 363 00:21:17,089 --> 00:21:19,383 Becky Sparx is a legend! 364 00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:25,973 Okay, class, our next presentation will be from Blair and her stepfather. 365 00:21:26,057 --> 00:21:27,099 Fun! 366 00:21:29,143 --> 00:21:34,231 When my mom started dating again, I was afraid she was going to marry some dweeby, 367 00:21:34,315 --> 00:21:35,608 gangly nerd-o. 368 00:21:35,691 --> 00:21:36,692 Nope. 369 00:21:36,776 --> 00:21:38,110 But it wasn't for lack of trying. 370 00:21:43,157 --> 00:21:46,702 But I lucked out, because my new stepdad is awesome. 371 00:21:46,786 --> 00:21:51,207 You probably know him from all the crazy stunts he does as the morning DJ 372 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:54,668 on BEATZ one-oh-one, Byron Blatt! 373 00:21:58,089 --> 00:22:04,178 How would you guys like to be part of a live radio broadcast? 374 00:22:07,765 --> 00:22:11,936 We're going live in five, four, three, two. 375 00:22:12,019 --> 00:22:14,897 AUTOMATED VOICE: ♪ Byron and Blair in the classroom. ♪ 376 00:22:14,980 --> 00:22:17,650 Good morning, everybody out there in radio land! 377 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:20,945 I'm coming to you live from my stepdaughter's classroom, 378 00:22:21,028 --> 00:22:22,571 isn't that right kids? 379 00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:28,285 Maybe we were wrong. Maybe this won't be a disaster. 380 00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:30,663 Blair, tell our listeners what we have planned! 381 00:22:30,746 --> 00:22:35,543 We are going to break the world record for office chair revolutions propelled 382 00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:36,711 by a leaf blower! 383 00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:42,049 Scratch that, here comes the disaster. 384 00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:46,887 Okay, now so I'm going to turn this leaf blower all the way up to five. 385 00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:48,556 Five seems like a mistake. 386 00:22:48,639 --> 00:22:51,642 You're right, five does seem like a mistake. 387 00:22:51,726 --> 00:22:54,895 'Cause this sucker goes all the way up to ten! 388 00:22:54,979 --> 00:22:57,356 Let's do ten! 389 00:22:57,440 --> 00:22:59,233 ALL: Let's do ten! 390 00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:01,569 Let's do ten! 391 00:23:01,652 --> 00:23:03,404 Let's do ten! 392 00:23:03,487 --> 00:23:05,364 -Let's do ten! -All right, here we go! 393 00:23:05,448 --> 00:23:08,117 Blair, tell our listeners what's happening! 394 00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,202 [HORN BLOWS] 395 00:23:18,169 --> 00:23:20,254 ANNOUNCER: Okay, everyone, it's that time again. 396 00:23:20,337 --> 00:23:22,631 Vote for your choice. 397 00:23:22,715 --> 00:23:26,635 We're coming back, guys. What do you have planned for us? 398 00:23:26,719 --> 00:23:29,346 Something's going to happen to Rachel or Byron. 399 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:32,516 -Because, nothing's happened to Rachel. -I'm paranoid now. 400 00:23:32,600 --> 00:23:34,810 -Where are we going from? -We're gonna start from your line. 401 00:23:34,894 --> 00:23:36,353 All right, here we go. 402 00:23:36,437 --> 00:23:38,647 And now back to the scene. 403 00:23:38,731 --> 00:23:40,691 DIRECTOR: And, action! 404 00:23:40,775 --> 00:23:43,903 Here we go! Now, Blair, tell our listeners what's happening! 405 00:23:45,029 --> 00:23:47,073 This one's for the history books! 406 00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:49,909 He's going around! He's going around again! 407 00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:53,829 I'm not sure what else to say here, because he just keeps going around! 408 00:23:53,913 --> 00:23:55,456 -And again. -Whoa! 409 00:23:58,542 --> 00:24:00,878 [SCREAMING] 410 00:24:08,344 --> 00:24:09,887 BYRON: I'll save you! 411 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:10,971 My daughter! 412 00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:25,986 I'll save you! 413 00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:31,158 I am so sorry. 414 00:24:33,744 --> 00:24:35,621 Please do not blame Blair. 415 00:24:35,705 --> 00:24:38,374 This is all my fault. 416 00:24:38,457 --> 00:24:43,254 I just got so caught up with trying to entertain you and your amazing class. 417 00:24:43,337 --> 00:24:46,674 No one's on the mic! This is dead air! Someone has to do something! 418 00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:48,008 The show must go on! 419 00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:55,683 Hello, everyone. 420 00:24:55,766 --> 00:25:00,271 My name's Owen, but you listeners may know me as Lil Wah Wah. 421 00:25:03,941 --> 00:25:06,402 We may not have broken the record today, 422 00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:07,987 but everyone in this classroom 423 00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:11,949 was part of an event that they'll remember their entire lives. 424 00:25:14,618 --> 00:25:16,162 Lil Wah Wah out. 425 00:25:17,204 --> 00:25:19,040 BYRON: Yeah! BLAIR: Yeah. 426 00:25:19,123 --> 00:25:20,916 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 427 00:25:23,544 --> 00:25:26,505 We'll remember it because it was a disaster! 428 00:25:26,589 --> 00:25:31,552 Well, would it make up for that disaster if everyone here got backstage passes 429 00:25:31,635 --> 00:25:34,138 to the Beyoncé concert next month? 430 00:25:37,349 --> 00:25:38,559 Excuse me. 431 00:25:39,643 --> 00:25:42,021 Owen, I don't have those tickets with me. 432 00:25:42,104 --> 00:25:44,482 Yes, you do because I put them in your purse this morning. 433 00:25:44,565 --> 00:25:47,777 Oh, so you did. 434 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:51,697 Well, I see why you skipped sixth grade. 435 00:25:51,781 --> 00:25:53,449 What do you say, Rachel? 436 00:25:53,532 --> 00:25:58,079 Well, I am the fun mom. 437 00:25:58,162 --> 00:25:59,288 So... 438 00:26:00,414 --> 00:26:02,375 everyone's going to Beyoncé! 439 00:26:05,753 --> 00:26:08,130 I can't believe it, I'm gonna meet Queen Bey! 440 00:26:09,673 --> 00:26:12,593 Mom, I can't believe you did that for me. 441 00:26:12,676 --> 00:26:15,971 You needed those tickets to win the monthly radio ratings! 442 00:26:16,055 --> 00:26:21,560 Yeah, well you know some things are a little more important than winning. 443 00:26:25,314 --> 00:26:29,235 Wow, Mom, that's surprisingly un-mom of you. 444 00:26:29,318 --> 00:26:31,612 Thank you, Blair, I'm trying. 445 00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:34,907 Thank you so much for these tickets! 446 00:26:34,990 --> 00:26:37,410 You have no idea what a terrible month I've been having. 447 00:26:37,493 --> 00:26:39,495 Someone keeps mailing garbage to my house. 448 00:26:48,754 --> 00:26:51,465 [CHEERING] 449 00:27:05,229 --> 00:27:09,608 I have a feeling we'll be talking about that presentation for years to come. 450 00:27:11,736 --> 00:27:13,029 Yeah, in court. 451 00:27:15,406 --> 00:27:16,407 Who cares? 452 00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:20,202 We trashed the dump, and then sent everyone to meet Beyoncé! 453 00:27:20,286 --> 00:27:23,497 You were right, Mom, that was so much better than the catapult. 454 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:29,420 Speaking of which, Dad, I thought you were going to get that roof hole fixed! 455 00:27:29,503 --> 00:27:30,755 I'm working on it. 456 00:27:33,507 --> 00:27:35,051 I called a construction company to come 457 00:27:35,134 --> 00:27:36,927 and take a look at the hole while we were out. 458 00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:40,389 Oh, that's them. 459 00:27:40,473 --> 00:27:42,266 [HORN BLOWS] 460 00:27:42,349 --> 00:27:43,392 Really? 461 00:27:43,893 --> 00:27:45,561 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 462 00:27:46,979 --> 00:27:48,814 Have you not had enough? 463 00:27:48,898 --> 00:27:51,150 ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote. 464 00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:53,778 Make it count. Lock in your choices. 465 00:27:55,821 --> 00:27:58,240 So, whatever happens in this one, 466 00:27:58,324 --> 00:28:02,495 when you finally get to your group hug, as carefully as possible, 467 00:28:02,578 --> 00:28:06,707 exit the set the way you came and go on up in the audience and say hi to everybody. 468 00:28:06,791 --> 00:28:09,043 And, let's go back to the scene. 469 00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:10,461 DIRECTOR: And action! 470 00:28:12,963 --> 00:28:14,507 I called a construction company to come 471 00:28:14,590 --> 00:28:16,425 and take a look at the hole while we were out. 472 00:28:16,509 --> 00:28:17,968 [PHONE RINGS] 473 00:28:18,052 --> 00:28:19,762 -Oh. -Oh, that's them. 474 00:28:20,763 --> 00:28:21,764 Hello? 475 00:28:21,847 --> 00:28:24,266 MAN: Hey, Byron. This is the, construction company. 476 00:28:24,350 --> 00:28:25,518 We got some bad news. 477 00:28:25,601 --> 00:28:29,605 We made a mistake and accidentally scheduled your home to be demolished. 478 00:28:29,689 --> 00:28:32,692 We tried to contact our guy and tell him he had the wrong house, 479 00:28:32,775 --> 00:28:34,777 but we haven't heard back from him yet so... 480 00:28:42,743 --> 00:28:44,453 [BLAIR SCREAMS] 481 00:28:47,790 --> 00:28:49,583 Oh, my gosh! Our house! 482 00:28:49,667 --> 00:28:51,544 Remember when you told me I had to get insurance. 483 00:28:51,627 --> 00:28:54,588 RACHEL: That's all right! -Funny story, I didn't. 484 00:28:57,049 --> 00:28:59,552 I think this is the perfect time to tell you, 485 00:28:59,635 --> 00:29:01,429 I've been thinking we should move. 486 00:29:03,180 --> 00:29:04,181 -Owen. -Yeah, Dad. 487 00:29:04,265 --> 00:29:06,559 I just want to tell you how proud I am of you. 488 00:29:06,642 --> 00:29:09,854 When you got on that mic today, you were fearless. 489 00:29:09,937 --> 00:29:11,647 And you saved my presentation. 490 00:29:11,731 --> 00:29:14,734 What can I say, I gotta look out for you, Blair. 491 00:29:14,817 --> 00:29:17,319 After all, I am your older stepbrother. 492 00:29:17,403 --> 00:29:18,487 Oh gosh! 493 00:29:18,571 --> 00:29:21,073 Oh, it's easier just to say brother. 494 00:29:22,408 --> 00:29:25,995 Hey, come on, everybody. Bennett-Blatt family hug! 495 00:29:29,248 --> 00:29:31,375 Thank you guys, so much! That's our show! 496 00:29:31,459 --> 00:29:33,627 You've been a great audience!