ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[IN UNISON] Just roll with it. Just roll with it.
[BELL RINGS]
BYRON: All right.
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
BLAIR: Woo! -Yeah!
Like a lot of TV shows, we tape in front of a live studio audience!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
We tried it with a dead studio audience, but they did not laugh.
[AUDIENCE LAUGHS]
What's different about this show is our audience gets
to vote on what happens to us in scenes!
So, when you hear this sound...
[HORN BLOWS]
The scene will stop, you guys vote, and we'll have to...
[IN UNISON] Just Roll With It!
Let's start the show!
Last night I had a nightmare that I didn't make the varsity basketball team.
My mom says that nightmares are just the universe telling you exactly
what's going to happen.
That doesn't make me feel better!
Ruth, this is serious!
If I'm gonna stand a chance at making varsity,
I need to practice twenty-four seven until tryouts.
No more sleeping, no more eating, just basketball.
Owen, this might cheer you up.
Scientists are fairly certain that we're living in a computerized simulation
designed by an advanced alien species.
That means none of this is really happening.
We're just characters in a giant computer game, and once they pull the plug, pew,
it's game over, man.
So just relax, ya know?
Yeah, that didn't help me relax.
But my dad's been on me about the same thing.
He says I work too hard.
He's forcing me to go play laser tag with him this weekend to unwind.
Ruth, great news!
The town's oldest ice cream shop is closing on Saturday
and the news is gonna be broadcasting from there live!
You know what that means?
[IN UNISON] Drama Sisters!
We haven't done Drama Sisters since we had our falling out.
I know, it's like once we do Drama Sisters,
then we're officially friends again.
What's Drama Sisters?
It's the best.
Whenever we'd find a reporter who was about to go live,
I'd get them to put me on the air.
Then, once they're interviewing Blair,
I come in and we go full on reality show drama.
Something like this, "Hi, my name is Marlena from the Hamptons
and I'm so sad the ice cream store is closing".
How dare you show your face after you poisoned my fiancé
and tossed him off our yacht, you peasant!
You dare lay your hands on Marlena from the Hamptons?
Eat backpack!
Bitey the Shark!
The school mascot!
Oops.
Blair Bennett!
You know full well that the punishment for destroying school property is death.
Just kidding, but you do have to go to the principal's office.
That's gonna be it for me and my sidekick, the Gator,
hope you guys have a fantastic weekend.
I'll be spending it playing laser tag with my son.
Gator, you got anything fun planned?
Well, lately I've been doing a thing where I weigh myself before
and after I go to the bathroom.
Truly vile stuff. And on that note...
[ON COMPUTER] ♪ Byron and Gator during drive time! ♪
Hey kids! How was school today?
Fine. Totally uneventful. Nothing really to report.
Blair got detention!
-[IN UNISON] What? -Been saying it for years,
the girl's a loose cannon.
She broke the school mascot!
[HORN BLOWS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices,
one, two or three.
You guys vote on what animal makes an appearance.
Our actors are leaving the stage so we can prepare.
What's about to happen?
Hashtag, "get messy"!
Ha! Hashtag, "get messy"!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, time is up.
What gonna happen?
-Time to do what we do, guys. -What gonna happen?
Time to do what we do!
A person is going to come into the room with a box.
You're going to read what's on the tablet. All right?
-Gotcha. ANNOUNCER: Let's go back to the scene
and meet the animal.
DIRECTOR: And, action!
She broke the school mascot!
-Oh. -Oh gosh.
"That's not all. She actually got in trouble again after that.
So, they gave her double detention.
The reason she got in trouble the second time is in this box."
That big old box?
That big old box.
"Go on, Blair; open the box and pick up what's inside.
And tell them how you got double detention."
Okay.
-Oh my gosh! -What is it?
-Oh! Oh! -Oh! Oh!
-I'm gonna barf! -I'm not look-- I'm not looking.
-A rat. -I'm about to cry.
What is it? What is it?
-Woo. -Thingy.
-Woo! -Whoa, my gosh!
BLAIR: Woo! OWEN: Whoa, my gosh!
-Woo! Woo! Yes! -Oh, my gosh!
Wow! Woo!
How did you get detention?
So I found him in, in the garden.
-Okay. -And, and I, and the,
-he was trying to eat me. -Yeah! He hasn't stopped.
You find a dinosaur in the garden. All right.
You know that's not really a dinosaur, right?
No, it's, it's...
We have to send you guys to a better school.
Can I keep him?
You can keep him if you can spell iguana.
-I-G-- -No, you can't keep it.
-We don't want that in the house. -Yeah, no.
Rachel? You kind of look just like him.
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
BYRON: Ooh-hoo!
BLAIR: You want to hold him? -Oh my gosh!
No! Geez Louise! Oh my gosh!
He's beautiful! He's very beautiful in his own way!
He's beau-- Oh my gosh!
I'll take that as a compliment.
You have a purse that looks just like him. I swear. I saw it in your closet today.
Don't let him hear that.
Okay, okay.
Put the lizard away.
Put the top on! Put the top on!
P-too!
Bye, bye, dinosaur!
[CHEERING]
As disgusting as that was, it was kind of cute!
Well, it, it may have been cute, but you are still in trouble.
This is your fifth detention this year.
Actually, it's number eight!
Sorry. I think I have an addiction to snitching.
All right, you know the drill. You're grounded for a week.
What? I'm supposed to be Marlena from the Hamptons and poison Ruth's fiancé,
so she can fight me during Drama Sisters
that way we can officially be friends again.
I don't know what anything you just said means,
but you are definitely not doing it!
Mom, you're so unfair!
Blair, don't talk to your mother that way. You just ruined her weekend.
Now she has to stay at home with you.
Whoa! Won't we be staying home with her?
But Owen and I are going to laser tag.
It's okay I don't really want to go.
No, you need to relax, and you're going to relax even if I have
to hold you down and force you to!
I can take Owen. I love laser tag. It's strategy and marksmanship.
I was in the military.
Do you know how many people I've taken out
at laser tag?
Look, Rachel, you're just more of the disciplinarian type and I'm more fun.
Oh, no he didn't!
Show's over, don't you have anywhere to go?
My mom doesn't pick me up until four.
Look, Byron, I am tired of being the bad guy while you get to be fun dad.
Trust me, I try to be less fun, but I can't. It's my curse.
I'm too fun.
Please.
I could really use your help with this whole parenting thing.
Okay, you're right.
Blair, I'm gonna stay at home with you,
and Rachel's gonna go to laser tag with Owen.
Thank you, honey.
Yes! Laser tag!
Oh! Looks like I gotta go weigh myself again.
Ew!
Sorry you won't get to do your Drama Sisters reunion.
Oh, with Byron in charge, I'll find a way.
So help me, I will find a way.
Uh-oh.
I was feeling sorry for you, but now I'm just scared for my dad.
You're about to play laser tag with my mom.
You should be scared for yourself.
[CHEERING]
We just touched an iguana. Not a lot of people can say that.
Is the news already at the mall?
Yeah, they're going live at two. Do you still think you're gonna make it?
Don't worry, Byron's not good at being the bad guy.
He's more like a friend than a parent.
I'll just set my phasers to manipulate and be at the mall in no time.
See you soon, dah-ling
'Sup, Gator, whatcha doing here?
My mom kicked me out of the house 'cause she's got her monthly poker game.
Probably for the best. Those birds always get a little handsy.
Hey, hey, hey!
You know you're not supposed to be watching that.
It's right here on your mom's list.
"No TV, no internet, no fidget spinning." How old is this list?
Aw, man! Why do I have to be punished for what she did?
The school can't give me detention, I'm a grown boy.
This Tuesday I'll be thirty-seven and a half.
Bruh, Rachel's trusting me to make sure Blair doesn't have fun.
And I totally accept my punishment. I'm prepared to have a no fun day.
But...
But I just need to meet up with Ruth real quick!
It won't take long. So, you think you could do me a solid?
-Please? -No, Blair, your mom put me in charge.
Come on, we're like friends!
We are friends.
And as friends, we're all gonna sit here and do absolutely nothing.
[SIGHS]
Oh, this is so boring.
This day was supposed to be awesome!
Laser tag, the new Diesel Team movie, the botanical gardens.
Hold up.
The new Diesel Team movie's out?
Diesel Team?
Huh, you like those movies?
Like? I love 'em. But that's not what this day is about.
Good. I hate Diesel Team.
If you really want to punish me, make me sit through one of those dumb movies.
I don't see anything on this list about not taking her to the movies.
Yeah, I don't think Rachel be cool with that.
But Mom left you in charge of punishing me.
And if the kid hates the movie, sounds like a Byron-type punishment to me.
That does sound like a Byron-type punishment.
It's playing at the mall at one-thirty.
Oh no, not the mall!
See, the little criminal hates the mall!
Then it's decided. Blair gets Diesel Team detention.
This is going to be the most horrible day ever.
Yes!
[BOTH IMITATE ENGINES REVVING]
Move outta my way!
Hey, Owen, look what I entered my name as!
"Dogbarf"?
Pretty fun, right? See? I'm fun. Dogbarf.
I'm sorry if my heart's not in this, Rachel.
I'd rather be practicing basketball, but Dad made me come here to relax.
Yeah, but people who relax don't get on varsity.
Forget, Byron.
I'm gonna show you how laser tag can make you better at basketball.
Say what now?
Think about it, the skills you hone in combat are the same that you need
to succeed at sports: teamwork, defense, the will to destroy your enemies.
Rachel, I think I'm starting to relax.
These suckers aren't gonna know what hit 'em.
Let's practice some basketball.
See the kid with the ears? I think he's their weak spot.
When the buzzer sounds, we tune up that little pipsqueak.
[TIRES SCREECH ON SCREEN]
See, Byron? Isn't this a great compromise?
I'm having a terrible time!
Excuse me sir, but you can't bring food into the movie theater.
Oh no, I, I bought this here.
That's an entire roasted chicken, a two liter of soda,
and, is that a can of baked beans?
Yeah, it's the chicken and beans combo.
Ruth, try to stall the camera crew. I'll be there in five.
Byron, I gotta run to the bathroom.
Okay, but don't go anywhere else. Remember, this is a punishment.
You're gonna suffer through every second of it.
Joke's on the usher, I got my pockets crammed full of food.
You want some pocket beans?
[EXPLOSIONS ON SCREEN]
Woo!
That was amazing when you took out that whole nest of snipers!
You got some great moves yourself, like when you took that dork's laser away
and then lasered him in the chest with his own laser?
That was hilarious!
Excuse me,
we've had several complaints you guys are ruining the game,
creating a hostile environment.
War is a hostile environment!
Check the scoreboard. We're number one!
[IN UNISON] We're number one! We're number one!
We're number one!
Listen, Dogfart.
That's Dogbarf.
Major Dogbarf to you!
[HORN BLOWS]
I told you. I told you.
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you choose what happens to Owen and Rachel.
Lock in your vote.
-They're deciding our fate as we speak. -Yes.
I heard some "oohs". That is not good.
-It's... -...about...
-...to... -...go...
...down!
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in. Let's see what you chose for Owen and Rachel.
Here we go, baby.
DIRECTOR: Action! -Whoa, that's Dogbarf.
Major Dogbarf to you!
Major Dogbarf, you're going to have to leave.
To make sure you do, Officer Stubbings escort you out.
-Officer Stu-- Oh my-- -Hello.
Clear the perimeter. Clear the perimeter.
-You clear the perimeter. -Yeah. Yeah.
Mrs. Dogbarf, I know who you are and your reign of power ends now.
My reign of power is just getting started, Officer, what's your face, Stubbings.
-I'm not leaving your side. Yeah. -Oh. What? Excuse me?
Can you tell I forgot to wear deodorant today? All right.
Oh. All right.
-Go, Stubbings, get 'em outta here! -All right, ladies first.
Go ahead, you too.
[CHEERING]
This dude's gonna be cuffed to me for two whole scenes now.
I can't believe Blair ditched us!
I checked all the other theaters but can't find her anywhere!
Well, she's definitely not in the women's bathroom.
The only people in there are a bunch of screaming, angry ladies.
Oh, you've got to be kidding me.
A somber day at the mall.
I'm here for the closing of Ice Cream Abdul-Jabbar with Marlena
from the Hamptons who's been dining here since she was zero.
-Marlena, you have some nerve sh-- -Blair!
Byron, I can explain.
Explain what?
How I tried to be nice and you totally took advantage of me?
And we missed the end of Diesel Team.
Way to go, Claire!
My name's Blair.
Blair, you said we were friends.
But that's not how friends treat each other.
Byron, I'm sorry.
You are in big trouble.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Pump the breaks, Turbo.
Byron?
Blair?
Oh, now we're both in big trouble.
Okay, when I left home, you guys were both supposed to be there
and now you're at the mall, so you want to explain
to me why you're here when you're grounded?
Why are you handcuffed to this dude?
Oh, don't change the subject.
This is not important.
What is important is that Blair is grounded and you're at the mall.
I took her to a movie to punish her.
And now that I'm saying it out loud, I realize it was a terrible idea.
Byron, I don't even know what to say to you right now.
Mom, this is all my fault.
Don't be mad at Byron. He was trying to do the right thing.
Byron, I really do think of you as a friend, but you're right,
I didn't treat you like one. And I'm sorry.
Well, I think I realize I can't always be your friend.
Sometimes I have to be your parent.
And Rachel, all this time I thought you being so uncool, was uncool.
Turns out, it's pretty cool to not be cool.
I mean, not cool in like an actually cool way,
but cool in like a "Hey did you know you could rent DVDs from the library?
Oh, that's cool!" kind of way.
What did you just say?
I'm just saying, I finally understand why you're so mean to the kids.
Come here. Thank you.
That's him.
That's the kid who took my laser away and lasered me with my own laser.
He goes to my school.
Hey! What's going on?
Nothing, just a little misunderstanding.
Rachel and I got banned from the mall.
-Owen! -What?
I'm a snitch, and a snitch gotta snitch.
Look, I might not be the best person to help Owen learn how to relax.
I think we're a little too alike.
So that's what's going on down here, Jim.
Ice Cream Abdul-Jabbar is shutting its doors after twenty-five years
and some weird family is having a very public
heart-to-heart moment while being kicked out of the mall, I guess.
Thanks for letting me finish Diesel Team Seven, everybody.
Well, it seems smart to lay low for an hour
or so till the real security stops looking for us at the exits.
Hey.
By the way, thanks to all the drama from you guys,
I didn't think about basketball for like thirty minutes back there!
[IN UNISON] Drama Family!
Now, let me catch you guys up to speed. In the last...
[HORN BLOWS]
We're still cuffed.
ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote.
What kind of movie are they going to see?
Let's go. Let's go.
We're in this together whether you like it or not.
-We are. -I want to get messy.
I want all of us to get messy.
We're gonna start with, "Let me catch you up to speed".
ANNOUNCER: And, let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: And, action!
Now, let me catch you guys up to speed. In the last movie, Rick Diesel...
We have bad news.
Our film caught on fire so Diesel Team Seven will not be shown tonight.
Instead, we will be showing the scary movie,
The Demon, The Witch and The Cabin in the Woods.
Good news is that this film will be shown in our new,
innovative four-D sense-o-rama!
Enjoy your movie.
Put your goggles on.
-It's all part of the movie experience. -Yay!
I didn't know you guys did this. I'm excited!
Guys, I have a bad feeling about this movie.
-Me too. BLAIR: Yeah.
MAN: I'm sorry, Jenny, I forgot about that demon that's been haunting us.
WOMAN: Oh no, the only way for us to hide is to cover ourselves in this mud.
RACHEL: Can't cover yourself... -Oh no, not mud.
MAN: Good idea! -Whoa!
[AUDIENCE GROANING]
I'm gonna look-- Just eyes-- I'm gonna wipe.
WOMAN: Oh no, I think the demon's coming!
I can't see him, but I sure can smell him!
MAN: Ugh, that's horrible! WOMAN: Ew! No!
No! No, no, no! Whoa!
Oh! What is that?
Are those dirty socks?
-Ooh-hoo-hoo! That stinks! RACHEL: Woo!
-That's so stinky. MAN: Be quiet!
He's right behind us.
I can feel his demonic drool on the back of my neck.
Oh no! Oh no!
[AUDIENCE GASPS]
RACHEL: Whoa! No, no, no, no!
OWEN: Oh my gosh!
Demon drool is surprisingly cold.
-It's going down my shirt! RACHEL: Yeah.
WOMAN: Oh no, the demon's about to throw up on us!
-No. Why would he? -No. No!
MAN: Oh no, he's throwing up on us!
[SCREAMS]
Ew! Oh.
Why is it always pea soup?
Woo, that stink!
Ooh I'm about to barf on the demon!
MAN & WOMAN: It's happening all at once. -Why?
-What is this? -Broccoli.
-What is that? OWEN: Dinosaur--
[BYRON SCREAMS]
There they are! Right there!
Ah! Scatter! Everyone meet at the car!
And that's our show!
You guys have been a great crowd!