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Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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-Just roll with it.
-Just roll with it.
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[BELL RINGS]
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[CHEERING]
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Yeah!
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-Woo!
-Woo!
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Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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Yeah!
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We are the only show taped
in front of a live studio audience
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where the audience votes
on what happens to us in scenes!
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When you hear this sound...
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[HORN BLOWS]
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-Maybe we shouldn't tell them.
-We have to.
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You get to vote.
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[CHEERING]
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-I trust them.
-I don't.
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Well no matter what, we have to...
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-[IN UNISON] Just Roll With It!
BYRON: Yeah!
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BLAIR: Woo!
BYRON: Let's start the show!
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-Hey, Mom.
-Hey, sweetie!
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-How was Ruth's?
-Amazing!
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There was a half-marathon on
her street, so we soaked those suckers
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with squirt guns.
That'll teach 'em to exercise.
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Check it out, Blair. This is crazy!
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Did you know old people
used to make entire books of photos?
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Owen.
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How many times have
I told you not to call us old?
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Well, if you don't remember,
it might be 'cause you're pretty old.
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Oh cool, your Army album!
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[GASPS]
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Did a top secret government official
ask you to come out of retirement,
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track down the rest of your old team,
and pull off one last impossible mission?
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Yeah, no, my old friend,
Major Winston called and said
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The American Legion wants
to give me an award for helping vets
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readjust to civilian life.
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That's amazing, honey!
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They're listening
to us right now, aren't they?
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It's true, Dad.
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There's gonna be a ceremony,
local news coverage, and hors d'oeuvres,
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which is how the French say snacks.
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My wife is being honored
and there's gonna be fancy snacks!
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I am a very lucky man.
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I can't wait. It's nice to have
a parent that's so accomplished.
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Hey, I'm accomplished too.
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Dad, come on, Rachel can fly a helicopter!
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I once did a radio stunt where I flew
a lawnmower with weather balloons!
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Yeah, they had to shut
down the airport for the day.
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Why you always
gotta focus on the negative?
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Oh, did I mention
my old unit's gonna be there?
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Were they the ones you saved from
that ambush when your caravan got st--
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Yep. We've all heard
that story a thousand times.
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-I know. She's a hero.
-Well, I wouldn't say I'm a hero.
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You're totally a hero!
You're one of the people who took out--
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Ahh. Mm.
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The trash this morning.
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Blair, maybe you could
help me memorize my speech?
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Your harsh, judgmental eyes do
a great job of simulating a real crowd.
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I'd love to, Mom, but I'm super busy.
I have so much to do.
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Like what?
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[HORN BLOWS]
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I knew it! I knew it!
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Okay, audience, you see
your choices, one, two or three.
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ANNOUNCER: You guys vote on what
happens to our actors next.
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Remember I trust you.
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-I don't.
-I don't.
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No! No!
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I was so surprised.
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And it's like so early in the show,
we're open to everything right now.
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I'm excited but I'm also a little nervous,
because what if I have to do something.
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
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You're gonna have a new line
that you'll have to read from a textbook.
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And, also have to do
whatever the new line says.
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ANNOUNCER: Let's go back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
-I have so much to do.
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-Like what?
-Like
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"I have to do my homework.
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We're studying unusual cooking
methods in school, and for my homework,
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I have to make my lunch with my bare feet.
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Luckily I have... Heh, heh, heh.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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Luckily, I have everything ready to go."
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I got some lunch ingredients right here.
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-Yummy, yummy!
-Yeah.
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-Yummy!
-Look at that.
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Okay, I guess I'm going
to make a sandwich so, I'm just gonna...
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-Wow! You see the technique she's using?
-What?
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-Yes.
-Do you work on this often?
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Wow our, our tax dollars are hard at work
in that school system, aren't they?
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Get some mayonnaise on there.
Get some mayonnaise on there.
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RACHEL: Yeah.
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[AUDIENCE GROANS]
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Spread it around. Spread it around.
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RACHEL: Oh my gosh.
BLAIR: Oh.
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All right.
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Ugh.
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RACHEL: There.
BLAIR: Let me get some tomatoes.
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RACHEL: Oh, good.
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And then spin it around for your,
spin it around for, your, your mustard.
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[GROANING]
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-Woo! Yeah!
BYRON: Ahh.
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Oh. This feels nice!
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c-could I get some
extra toenails, just for the crunch?
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Can I assume this sandwich
is going to be a foot long?
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You're behind on your homework.
You need to catch up.
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-Oh, Yeah.
-Woo!
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Ketchup.
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RACHEL: Yeah!
-Woo!
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Oh, it smells like a hot dog.
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-Gotta get the greens. Get the lettuce.
-Yeah, get the lettuce on there.
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You need your vitamins.
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You know what has the most vitamins,
too, is, is raw, smoked salmon.
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BYRON: Oh!
OWEN: Oh!
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Oh.
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RACHEL: Look at that.
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Ready for a picnic.
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Just, wait, hold on, hold on.
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Now, Owen, w-why,
why don't you take a bite?
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Owen! Owen!
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-Owen! Owen! Owen! Owen!
-Well, hold on. Hold on, guys.
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Oh no, no, don't you do that!
Don't you eat no toe feet sandwich!
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Well, I'm glad you're taking
your schoolwork seriously.
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And I guess you'll hear
my speech at the ceremony on Saturday.
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-Saturday? Oh, I already have plans.
-[IN UNISON] You do?
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Yeah.
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Ruth invited me to her house for her
space camp, bounce house birthday party!
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Yep, Ruth's space camp,
bounce house birthday party.
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Rolls right off the tongue.
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Why am I just hearing about this now?
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-Why am I just hearing about this now?
-Ruth is my bestie, too.
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Maybe she hasn't
sent out the VIP invites yet.
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-I'm gonna call her.
-No!
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You'll seem desperate.
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-Me?
-Desperate?
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I'm not desperate.
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I'm just gonna keep refreshing
my inbox until the email comes in.
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-Mom, I have to go to Ruth's party.
-I'm sorry, I've made my decision.
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Let's just say we haven't
come to a conclusion yet.
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-Oh, we're concluded.
-It's still up in the air.
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-Not in the air at all. On the ground.
-We're in negotiations.
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-No. Negotiations are over.
-Okay, we'll circle back later.
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No circling.
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So, now that the kids are gone.
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-Okay.
-What's the secret mission?
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Tell me, please.
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So, before I add
the clip art on this invite,
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are we locked into the space camp theme?
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-After all, it is my birthday.
-Ruth! It's a fake party.
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What are we getting you out of this time?
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Bake sale, family hike,
another one of Owen's all day soccer
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tournaments in Toledo?
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Ugh. I wish.
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Mom's making me go
to this military awards ceremony.
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-That doesn't seem like such a big deal.
-It is to me.
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-I don't want to talk about it.
-Maybe you should.
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If you told your mom how you
felt, maybe she'd let you go to my party.
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There is no party, Ruth!
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Okay, but to be honest, I was
confused and started inviting people.
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-What? You didn't invite Owen, did you?
-Not yet but, I'll email him right now.
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-No! You can't tell him.
-Fine, I won't say a word to anyone.
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But you should really think
about talking to your mom about this.
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I can't talk to my mom about feelings.
That's not how we communicate.
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-How do you communicate?
-We don't.
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And it works out great for everyone.
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Hey, Ruth, excited for your space party.
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[CHEERING]
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Hey, Mom. I found the invitation.
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[SIGHS]
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Ruth is so crushed I can't go.
It's just so hard to see your friends cry.
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I guess all I can do is be there for her.
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Oh right, I can't.
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Let me see it.
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Is that Ruth's invite?
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Let, let me see that!
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I don't understand.
Why would Ruth not invite me?
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This is bad. If my best
friend doesn't want me at her party,
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maybe I'm even
more unlikable than I thought.
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I'll probably end up some
sort of bearded outcast living alone
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in the woods drinking rainwater
out of old bean cans and having full
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on conversations with a river
beaver that I found and named Carol.
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Soon, even Carol will leave me,
and the locals will get so scared,
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they'll call in the Feds.
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Then it's only a matter of time before
I'm waking up to the sound of helicopters
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as a SWAT team kicks
my cabin door down and no one ever hears
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from me or Carol again!
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Owen!
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Use your stress squeeze-y.
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Remember, cleansing breaths.
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I'm gonna make sure he doesn't
do anything crazy like, call Ruth.
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Hey babe! What's wrong?
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-Has your mission been compromised?
-No.
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I hoped Blair would be more
excited about going Saturday,
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but whenever my service
comes up, she doesn't care.
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I just want her to be proud of me.
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Oh, I can relate.
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I can't seem to impress
Owen with what I do either.
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Hey, what if I talked
to Blair about your thing?
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That'd be great.
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And while I'm doing that, maybe you can
talk to Owen about how cool my job is?
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Ohh. Why do I get the hard one?
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Owen's fine.
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He's just looking out the window
mumbling about helicopters.
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B-money!
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You and I haven't had a talk in a while!
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So, this big award your mom's getting,
it's pretty exciting stuff.
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You know, she's achieved
some really great things.
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You know, your dad has achieved some
really great things. A lot of people...
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[HORN BLOWS]
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-No! No!
RACHEL: No! Help me!
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ANNOUNCER: All right, audience, time
to decide which of Byron's achievements
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makes an appearance.
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-I'm so happy for you guys!
-Oh!
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-This happened mid-sentence.
-Yeah.
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Like, I was on a comma. And the horn blew.
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ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
-Time for us to meet our fate.
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You're going to be reading
instructions on a top of a box.
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Now back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: And, action!
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You know your dad
has achieved some really great things.
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Okay.
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"And inside this box are
some of Byron's Radio Stunt Statues."
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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"I'll tell you what each award is and
what Byron did to win such a great honor."
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-Nice.
-Here we go.
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Well, this the...
Look at that, "Mighty Tighty Whiteys".
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So, your dad won this
when he did a mud run and the mud
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was trying to get the best of him.
It sucked his clothes off.
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-Sounds like him.
-But,
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but he won most soiled.
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And he got second
place for "Most Extreme Wedgie".
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Would you like to hold it?
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Okay, in this. We ha-- Look at this.
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And, this is a, oh here we go, it's
the "Fantasy Animal League" winner.
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So, your dad's terrible at fantasy
football but he created his own league
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that he can win in every time because
this beats human football players.
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A llama?
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This also shows you what
happens when a llama and an octopus
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love each other very much.
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So, let's remember
that your dad is creative.
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He's tenacious. Two of his best qualities.
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Rachel, why are you
talking about Dad's old radio stuff?
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I've got bigger fish to fry
which is how I'm going to have to eat
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when Carol the river
beaver and I are living in the woods
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and developing our own language!
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Hey, Blair. Hey, Ruth. Happy Birthday!
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It's not my birthday, until this Saturday.
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Thank you!
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I'm giving Ruth her present now,
since I can't go to the party.
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Actually, I've decided I might let you go.
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-Yes!
-But I wanna talk to Ruth's mom first.
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No! Mom, you don't
want to bother Ms. Booth.
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It'll only take a minute. Is she free now?
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Yeah, Judy's always free.
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That's the beauty of being
your own boss and guilting
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suckers into buying worthless
essential oils on social media.
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Just text her.
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Have you gone mad, woman?
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-She's gonna know it's a sham.
-Chill.
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All of Judy's messages
are forwarded to my phone.
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She gives me ten percent of all of her
sales if I pretend to be her assistant.
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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See, it's your mom. "Dear Judy.
This is Rachel, Blair's mom.
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What's the insurance
situation for Ruth's party?
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Sincerely, Rachel." I got this.
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Hey Ruth, my best friend!
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Wanna go to a movie later?
I'll pay for popcorn.
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Extra butter.
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-Sure.
-Great!
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Is there anything you'd
like to invite me to in return?
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Desperate.
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I feel bad, I'm gonna tell him.
Owen, I, I hate movies!
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-Sorry.
-Fine! I know when I'm not wanted!
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Well, I just texted with Judy and
I've decided to let you go to the party.
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Thanks, Mom!
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[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
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It's Judy again.
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She's really trying
to sell me on these essential oils.
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Good thing I'm not a sucker.
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What? Had to at least try for the sale.
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Owen, let's go!
Rachel's waiting for us at the ceremony.
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I forgot my keys!
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Ruth, if I could
have your attention, please. Ahem.
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"My dear ex-bestie, I've accepted
that you didn't invite me to your party."
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-Owen, I--
-No. No. Let me finish.
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I worked on this speech all night.
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"It hurts, but I've
accepted you like Blair more,
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even though she gets worse grades
than me and routinely forgets to recycle."
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I'm sorry, this is painful to watch.
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-There is no party, Owen!
-Ruth!
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-Blair!
-Owen!
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What?
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I don't know, I just thought
we were all shouting each other's names.
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What does she mean there's no party?
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Okay, fine!
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I made up the party 'cause
I didn't want to go to Mom's ceremony.
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No party? Seriously, Blair?
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Uh...
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You know how much
this means to your mother.
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-You're coming. End of story.
-But I don't want to.
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We don't have time for this.
Owen. Blair. Car. Now.
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I'll just hang here while you're gone.
Which remote works the DVR?
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Go home, Ruth.
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[CHEERING]
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Good, we're not late.
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When we get home, you're gonna
tell your mom the truth about the party.
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-Got it?
-I got it.
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Hey, everybody. I'm Major Michael Winston.
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And I'm presenting
the Veteran Service Award to my friend,
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Major Rachel Bennett-Blatt
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When we were on our last tour,
she saved my life at the risk of her own.
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Blair!
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Well, looks like we,
lost Rachel for a minute there.
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Anyone want to hear a graphic war story?
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-Dad, do something!
-I got it. Yeah.
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Hey, everybody.
Sorry for the interruption.
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I'm Byron Blatt, or as I'm known in
military circles, Rachel's newest husband.
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Blair, what was that?
And why aren't you at Ruth's party?
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There is no party, okay? I lied.
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What? What is going on with you?
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I don't wanna talk about it.
I just can't hear that story again.
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-What story?
-You know, the ambush.
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Okay,
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-What about it?
-You could have gotten hurt.
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-And that sorta...
-Scares you?
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Yeah.
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Whenever you went away,
I was afraid you might not come home.
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Oh, honey.
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And every time I hear that story,
it reminds me of that.
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Blair, I'm so sorry.
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-I had no idea you felt this way.
-I don't like talking about my feelings.
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Yeah, me neither.
Where do you think you got that from?
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You know, when I was over there,
I was scared sometimes too.
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And now that I said that out loud,
I realize it's probably healthy for us
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to try and get better
at talking to each other.
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Probably. Just not too much though.
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Oh no, no.
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Baby steps.
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Come here, you.
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Just know you can tell me anything.
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You were texting with Ruth, not her mom.
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Are you kidding me?
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I just spent a hundred and
fifty dollars on essential oils!
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So, you guys aren't
a fan of rope tricks, or mime.
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What else do I got? What else do I got?
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[HORN BLOWS]
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Yes!
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What else you got?
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote.
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You get to choose what kind
of performance Byron has to give.
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I'm nervous.
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Seventy percent chance of messy
with a hundred percent chance of fun.
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DIRECTOR: Byron, you'll start the scene
with the line,
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"So you guys aren't
a fan of rope tricks or mime."
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-Let's do it, guys.
-Let's roll with it.
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-Woo!
-Let's do it!
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ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
-So...
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Great, oh, hey, thank you.
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"And I'll need some help for my,
for my closing number.
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Good thing I have a friend
of Rachel's here with me today.
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Patriotic Patty, come on out!
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Hi. Hi, everyo-- Oh, hi Byron.
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You know what I think
would be a good closing number?
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I was thinking of that
one that you did with the kids,
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that great number on the drums.
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I remember it!
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All right. Oh, very good!
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Blair, Owen come on up.
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Now this is a patriotic
drum set so your faces are going
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to have to be red, white and blue.
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Let's go. Bring it on.
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It's never good when they
give us goggles but okay, let's go!
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PATRIOTIC PATTY: Dunk your faces!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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-Oh that is just spectacular.
-Oh yeah.
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-Yeah! I'm feeling patriotic now!
-And, start drumming!
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[BAND PLAYING UPBEAT TUNE]
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-Yeah! Hey!
-Hey!
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Get down! Oh! Hey!
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I love my life! I love my wife!
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Yeah!
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-Woo!
-Woo!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Now, the person we've all been waiting
for, Rachel Bennett-Blatt, everyone!
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-Woo!
-Woo!
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00:22:50,349 --> 00:22:52,977
That was really great, Dad.
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Pretty cool to have
your old man be an entertainer?
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So, I guess I am a hero, just like Rachel.
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00:22:58,524 --> 00:23:02,570
-Well, that's not exactly what I meant.
-Yeah.
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Yes, it is.
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Thank you all for coming,
this award means the world to me.
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Now if you'll excuse me,
Major Winston just asked me to get my old
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team back together to go
on one last impossible mission.
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-I knew it!
-I'm kidding!
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[IN UNISON] And that's our show!
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[CHEERING]