1 00:00:01,188 --> 00:00:03,441 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It! 2 00:00:03,607 --> 00:00:05,443 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3 00:00:24,587 --> 00:00:25,880 [BELL RINGS] 4 00:00:37,558 --> 00:00:41,562 Yeah! Welcome to Just Roll With It! 5 00:00:41,645 --> 00:00:44,023 [CHEERING] 6 00:00:44,106 --> 00:00:47,526 The only show that lets our studio audience vote on what happens 7 00:00:47,610 --> 00:00:49,153 to us in scenes! 8 00:00:49,236 --> 00:00:50,237 Yeah! 9 00:00:52,907 --> 00:00:54,909 When you hear this sound... 10 00:00:54,992 --> 00:00:57,078 [HORN BLOWS] 11 00:00:57,161 --> 00:00:58,579 You get to vote! 12 00:01:03,292 --> 00:01:06,629 How come they never vote for the nice options? 13 00:01:06,712 --> 00:01:09,924 I don't think there are nice options. 14 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:12,426 Well, whatever happens, we'll have to... 15 00:01:12,510 --> 00:01:15,012 ALL: Just Roll With It! 16 00:01:15,096 --> 00:01:16,806 BYRON: Let's start the show! 17 00:01:25,898 --> 00:01:28,567 So after the morning show's done, 18 00:01:28,651 --> 00:01:31,112 you just sit here and play video games all afternoon? 19 00:01:31,195 --> 00:01:33,572 No. I also take naps. 20 00:01:34,740 --> 00:01:38,327 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, Bennett-Blatts of all ages, 21 00:01:38,411 --> 00:01:44,875 introducing the new, blue belt champion of the world, Blair! 22 00:01:47,211 --> 00:01:50,756 Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! I molly-wopped those squids! 23 00:01:52,299 --> 00:01:53,843 Look at you, Blair! 24 00:01:53,926 --> 00:01:56,595 You're really killing it in Gator's Young Kickers karate class. 25 00:01:56,679 --> 00:01:58,180 You should've seen me today. 26 00:01:58,264 --> 00:02:02,101 I whooped up something hard on Kendell Ainsworth. 27 00:02:02,184 --> 00:02:06,605 No, you learned discipline, self-control, and respect for other cultures. 28 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:07,690 Right, that too. 29 00:02:08,774 --> 00:02:11,444 Look! Her retainer left an imprint on my hand. 30 00:02:11,527 --> 00:02:15,322 -How cool is that? -Owen, I thought you had anime club today? 31 00:02:15,406 --> 00:02:17,241 -It's cancelled for the whole year. -Why? 32 00:02:17,324 --> 00:02:19,785 Kenny's dad got a job out of state and he had to move. 33 00:02:19,869 --> 00:02:22,955 -So? -So the club was just me and Kenny. 34 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:25,499 What are you gonna do with all your extra free time now? 35 00:02:25,583 --> 00:02:26,751 I don't know yet. 36 00:02:26,834 --> 00:02:28,794 I'm already three months ahead on my homework 37 00:02:28,878 --> 00:02:31,964 but I have been flirting with getting into antiquing. 38 00:02:33,716 --> 00:02:37,928 Or why don't you do karate with Blair? That would mean one drop-off. 39 00:02:38,012 --> 00:02:40,181 Oh, and the dojo's in the nice strip mall 40 00:02:40,264 --> 00:02:44,351 so we can both get half-priced happy hour appetizers at Hurricane Cantina! 41 00:02:45,144 --> 00:02:48,022 Ha-ha-ha! Owen? 42 00:02:48,105 --> 00:02:52,360 Take karate? That's hilarious. Hold on, I'm not done laughing. 43 00:02:54,779 --> 00:02:58,824 I could do karate. That could really round out my middle school transcript. 44 00:02:58,908 --> 00:03:01,869 Karate isn't a crude game like one of your ball sports. 45 00:03:01,952 --> 00:03:05,706 Karate is about crushing your opponent mentally as much as physically. 46 00:03:05,790 --> 00:03:10,461 Like Sun Tzu wrote in The Art of War, "All warfare is based on deception." 47 00:03:10,544 --> 00:03:12,380 You didn't read that book. 48 00:03:12,463 --> 00:03:13,756 Yes, I did! 49 00:03:13,839 --> 00:03:15,633 -Really? -No. 50 00:03:17,176 --> 00:03:19,678 See? Boom. Deception. 51 00:03:21,430 --> 00:03:23,224 Rachel, Dad, I'm doing karate! 52 00:03:23,307 --> 00:03:24,767 Yes! One drop-off! 53 00:03:24,850 --> 00:03:29,063 Half-priced cheese and pretzel jalapeno poppers, here we come! 54 00:03:29,146 --> 00:03:32,733 From this day on, I am a karate kid. 55 00:03:32,817 --> 00:03:35,861 I like the sound of that. Has anyone ever used that before? 56 00:03:41,826 --> 00:03:45,329 All right, here we are, Owen's first day of karate school. 57 00:03:45,413 --> 00:03:46,747 [GRUNTS] 58 00:03:48,374 --> 00:03:51,252 I'm so proud of my two little warriors. 59 00:03:51,335 --> 00:03:53,170 I don't want to get too sentimental here, 60 00:03:53,254 --> 00:03:57,967 but I'd like to tell you something my old man told me when I left for boot camp. 61 00:03:58,050 --> 00:04:01,804 "It's not so much the things you learn, it's the people who give you the most--" 62 00:04:01,887 --> 00:04:03,013 [DEVICE BEEPS] 63 00:04:03,097 --> 00:04:04,640 That's us, our table's ready! 64 00:04:04,724 --> 00:04:07,351 Yeah, hey, gotta go! Nothing in the face! Love you kids! Bye! 65 00:04:09,478 --> 00:04:12,898 Gather around, my karate ducklings. 66 00:04:12,982 --> 00:04:15,192 Not you, Stephen. You know what you did. 67 00:04:18,070 --> 00:04:21,824 I'd like to announce we have a new student joining the Young Kickers today. 68 00:04:21,907 --> 00:04:24,744 He's not only the son of my best friend in the whole world; 69 00:04:24,827 --> 00:04:26,954 he's also the stepson of my boss. 70 00:04:27,038 --> 00:04:30,833 But rest assured, he will be treated like your equal. 71 00:04:30,916 --> 00:04:34,336 However, I am automatically promoting him to the level of blue belt. 72 00:04:34,420 --> 00:04:35,588 Congratulations, Owen. 73 00:04:38,174 --> 00:04:40,468 Wow, karate's awesome! 74 00:04:40,551 --> 00:04:42,470 Look, Blair, we've got the same belt! 75 00:04:43,512 --> 00:04:46,182 Neat. Cool. Great. 76 00:04:47,933 --> 00:04:49,769 All right, the tournament's this Saturday 77 00:04:49,852 --> 00:04:52,146 so we're going to start with simple warm up exercises. 78 00:04:52,229 --> 00:04:54,648 Time to pick partners. There's an odd number of students, 79 00:04:54,732 --> 00:04:57,276 so whoever is not chosen will have to work with me. 80 00:04:57,360 --> 00:05:00,029 Matthew, do you want to go through the whole picking charade, 81 00:05:00,112 --> 00:05:02,782 or would you rather just team up with me now? 82 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:04,408 I'll just go with you now. 83 00:05:04,492 --> 00:05:06,243 That's what I thought buddy, get up here. 84 00:05:06,327 --> 00:05:09,413 Someone stole our table, so I guess we're stuck watching you kids. 85 00:05:11,665 --> 00:05:15,753 Hey Blair, seeing how our belts match and all, wanna warm up with me? 86 00:05:15,836 --> 00:05:17,254 Eh, why not? 87 00:05:17,338 --> 00:05:19,840 [HORN BLOWS] 88 00:05:20,633 --> 00:05:23,094 No! 89 00:05:23,177 --> 00:05:24,595 What? 90 00:05:24,678 --> 00:05:28,641 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, it's time to lock in your vote. 91 00:05:28,766 --> 00:05:31,268 When, when they vote, they just get well, super quiet. 92 00:05:31,352 --> 00:05:32,728 -Quiet. -Scary. 93 00:05:32,812 --> 00:05:34,313 -Yeah. -We're about to do karate. 94 00:05:34,397 --> 00:05:36,023 [RACHEL LAUGHS] 95 00:05:36,148 --> 00:05:38,150 ANNOUNCER: Votes are in. Now back to the scene. 96 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:39,694 MAN: Rolling. This is it. 97 00:05:39,777 --> 00:05:41,404 DIRECTOR: Action! 98 00:05:41,487 --> 00:05:45,032 Hey Blair, seeing how our belts match and all, wanna warm up with me? 99 00:05:45,116 --> 00:05:47,993 -Sure. -Today's warm up is, 100 00:05:48,077 --> 00:05:50,371 the fighting heavy bag! 101 00:05:50,454 --> 00:05:53,165 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 102 00:05:55,751 --> 00:05:58,170 This doesn't look good. 103 00:05:58,254 --> 00:06:00,464 Go ahead. Try a few punches. 104 00:06:00,548 --> 00:06:01,549 Okay. 105 00:06:03,259 --> 00:06:04,969 -Ha! -Oh, gosh. 106 00:06:05,052 --> 00:06:07,930 Karate's pretty easy when they don't fight back. 107 00:06:10,266 --> 00:06:12,435 What you say about my mama, punk? Ha! 108 00:06:12,518 --> 00:06:15,479 Yeah, don't talk about Rachel. Ha! 109 00:06:15,563 --> 00:06:16,689 Oh gosh! 110 00:06:16,772 --> 00:06:18,441 [BYRON LAUGHS] 111 00:06:19,066 --> 00:06:21,235 It's alive! It's alive! 112 00:06:24,864 --> 00:06:26,490 RACHEL: That's my daughter! 113 00:06:31,746 --> 00:06:33,664 [BOTH SCREAMING] 114 00:06:36,333 --> 00:06:39,462 No! No! No! No! 115 00:06:39,545 --> 00:06:41,505 BYRON: Get away from-- 116 00:06:41,589 --> 00:06:42,798 Push him! Push him! 117 00:06:42,882 --> 00:06:44,133 Ohh! 118 00:06:44,216 --> 00:06:45,968 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 119 00:06:53,392 --> 00:06:55,978 And stay out of my dojo! 120 00:06:56,062 --> 00:06:58,397 RACHEL: Way to go! BYRON: Whoa! Whoa! 121 00:07:00,608 --> 00:07:01,609 [BLOWS] 122 00:07:01,692 --> 00:07:03,986 On your mark, get set, karate! 123 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:06,197 All right, Blair, let's see what you've got! 124 00:07:06,280 --> 00:07:08,699 Blue belt versus blue belt, brother versus-- 125 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:10,785 Ha! Ha! Ha! 126 00:07:15,206 --> 00:07:20,044 Bad news, book-man, you just wandered into Beat Down City. 127 00:07:20,127 --> 00:07:21,712 How'd you like the welcome package? 128 00:07:21,796 --> 00:07:23,964 Can I spar with Matthew? 129 00:07:27,426 --> 00:07:29,929 [CHEERING] 130 00:07:36,435 --> 00:07:39,271 Took us forever to get a table at Hurricane Cantina, 131 00:07:39,355 --> 00:07:40,898 but it was totally worth it. 132 00:07:42,191 --> 00:07:46,487 I can't believe how many Ragin' Cajun bacon flapjacks we ate. 133 00:07:46,570 --> 00:07:50,991 I'm gonna throw up if I ever see another Big Easy Pickled Cheese Curd Smoothie. 134 00:07:53,577 --> 00:07:55,663 I feel like I'm having a heart attack in my butt. 135 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:04,922 Blair could you and I have a little powwow? 136 00:08:05,005 --> 00:08:08,551 I couldn't help but notice you were a tad aggressive today. 137 00:08:08,634 --> 00:08:11,429 Yeah, Owen, I worked hard for my blue belt. 138 00:08:11,512 --> 00:08:14,932 How would you feel if I just waltzed into your Honors English class 139 00:08:15,015 --> 00:08:16,851 and was immediately given whatever they use 140 00:08:16,934 --> 00:08:19,186 to tell you how well you're doing there? 141 00:08:19,270 --> 00:08:21,272 They're called grades, Blair. 142 00:08:22,940 --> 00:08:26,110 The big tournament is this weekend and you don't have what it takes 143 00:08:26,193 --> 00:08:28,362 to hang with the Young Kickers. 144 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:30,448 You don't scare me, Blair. 145 00:08:30,531 --> 00:08:32,199 Nothing scares me. 146 00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:33,534 -Huh! -Ahh! 147 00:08:34,201 --> 00:08:36,412 [COUGHS, THEN CLEARS THROAT] 148 00:08:36,829 --> 00:08:38,456 Better watch your back, Owen, 149 00:08:38,539 --> 00:08:41,751 because you just messed around and started a karate war. 150 00:08:41,834 --> 00:08:45,296 Joke's on you, fool. I love a good karate war. 151 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:47,173 Karate war! 152 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:52,261 Why did I say that? 153 00:08:54,096 --> 00:08:56,557 I am terrified of karate wars. 154 00:09:03,564 --> 00:09:07,068 You kids want in on this Double Gut Buster Chunky Cheddar Chum Bucket? 155 00:09:08,194 --> 00:09:13,157 If you pour your soda into it, it really loosens up the cheddar chunks. 156 00:09:14,742 --> 00:09:15,993 I'll pass. 157 00:09:16,077 --> 00:09:18,287 You probably shouldn't fight on an empty stomach. 158 00:09:18,662 --> 00:09:20,790 [HORN BLOWS] 159 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,918 Oh no! 160 00:09:25,669 --> 00:09:27,254 -I love you! -Did you... 161 00:09:27,338 --> 00:09:32,343 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices, one, two or three. 162 00:09:32,426 --> 00:09:35,513 You guys vote on what you want to have happen next. 163 00:09:35,596 --> 00:09:39,558 Our actors are leaving the stage so we can prepare your choice. 164 00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:43,270 Famous last words, you probably shouldn't fight on an empty stomach. 165 00:09:43,354 --> 00:09:45,231 ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in! 166 00:09:45,314 --> 00:09:47,775 DIRECTOR: You'll take a card off whatever is wheeled in 167 00:09:47,858 --> 00:09:49,819 and read your new line of dialogue. All right? 168 00:09:49,902 --> 00:09:52,113 -You got it. ANNOUNCER: Let's go back to the scene. 169 00:09:53,823 --> 00:09:54,990 DIRECTOR: Action! 170 00:09:55,074 --> 00:09:57,410 You probably shouldn't fight on an empty stomach. 171 00:09:58,536 --> 00:10:00,246 Oh, what do we have here? 172 00:10:00,329 --> 00:10:01,872 BLAIR: Oh, no. 173 00:10:01,956 --> 00:10:05,000 What do we have here? 174 00:10:05,084 --> 00:10:06,502 RACHEL: No. -No. 175 00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:08,295 Okay. Well... 176 00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:12,758 "If you're not into fried foods, lucky for you the dojo has a new smoothie bar!" 177 00:10:15,261 --> 00:10:17,430 "And today's special is snails!" 178 00:10:17,513 --> 00:10:20,683 [AUDIENCE CHEERS] 179 00:10:22,143 --> 00:10:25,354 Not sn-- not snails. Anything but snails! 180 00:10:25,438 --> 00:10:27,106 -I hate snails! -No! 181 00:10:27,189 --> 00:10:29,900 "So don't worry, your parents will make a smoothie for you." 182 00:10:29,984 --> 00:10:31,944 -No! BYRON: Yeah! Ha, ha, ha. 183 00:10:32,028 --> 00:10:33,279 -Here we go. -Pour 'em all in. 184 00:10:33,362 --> 00:10:35,573 OWEN: No! No! RACHEL: You need your protein. 185 00:10:39,577 --> 00:10:41,120 This is the liquid. 186 00:10:41,203 --> 00:10:42,204 OWEN: No! Oh! 187 00:10:47,668 --> 00:10:50,129 [AUDIENCE GROANS] 188 00:10:51,547 --> 00:10:52,798 Oh, poor snails. 189 00:10:53,382 --> 00:10:55,217 [BYRON LAUGHS] 190 00:10:56,302 --> 00:10:58,804 -Oh, that's good protein. -Yeah. Look at all that. 191 00:10:58,888 --> 00:11:01,640 BYRON: High in fiber. RACHEL: Look at all those vitamins! 192 00:11:01,724 --> 00:11:04,643 -No, no, no, no, no! -No, no, no! 193 00:11:04,727 --> 00:11:07,480 Let's not blend it too much. My kids like it extra chunky. 194 00:11:07,563 --> 00:11:08,898 No, I don't. I don't! 195 00:11:08,981 --> 00:11:11,567 -I've never even had that! -No, I hate chunky! I hate chunky! 196 00:11:11,650 --> 00:11:13,277 Smells like an old bathing suit. 197 00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:16,906 Oh, no. 198 00:11:16,989 --> 00:11:19,867 OWEN: I hope this dojo has vomit bags! 199 00:11:20,034 --> 00:11:21,035 [OWEN GAGS] 200 00:11:22,536 --> 00:11:23,662 There we go. Look at that! 201 00:11:23,746 --> 00:11:25,539 -Oh, no! -That's gonna be good. 202 00:11:25,623 --> 00:11:26,957 -Here we go. OWEN: Oh, no. 203 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:29,543 "Oh, no. Students can't eat before tournaments! 204 00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:34,507 But we can't waste food, so the adults must drink it!" 205 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:35,633 BLAIR: Here you go. 206 00:11:35,716 --> 00:11:38,177 -Yeah! Yeah! OWEN: Yes! Yes! 207 00:11:38,260 --> 00:11:39,470 Yeah! Yes! 208 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:45,017 -Come on, Mom and Byron! -Come on. Come on! 209 00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:47,895 -It'll be good protein. -It's good protein. 210 00:11:47,978 --> 00:11:50,356 I am suddenly regretting all of my taunts. 211 00:11:51,732 --> 00:11:53,526 "There's only one way out." 212 00:11:53,609 --> 00:11:57,488 -Give it to me. -An arm wrestling contest! 213 00:11:57,571 --> 00:11:58,572 -Let's go! -Let's go! 214 00:11:58,656 --> 00:12:00,449 I'm ready for that! Let's go. 215 00:12:00,533 --> 00:12:04,787 Introducing your opponent, The Arm Warrior! 216 00:12:06,247 --> 00:12:07,665 Oh no! 217 00:12:15,172 --> 00:12:17,925 GATOR: The loser will have to drink the smoothie. 218 00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:19,510 Byron, you're up first. 219 00:12:19,593 --> 00:12:21,303 -Let's go. Let's go. RACHEL: Come on. 220 00:12:21,387 --> 00:12:22,847 -It ain't no game. -Come on. 221 00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:23,973 -It ain't no game. -Woo! 222 00:12:24,056 --> 00:12:25,808 OWEN: You got this! You got this! 223 00:12:25,891 --> 00:12:27,601 BYRON: All right! Let's go! GATOR: Ready? 224 00:12:27,685 --> 00:12:29,145 AUDIENCE: Byron! Byron! Bryon! 225 00:12:29,228 --> 00:12:31,731 -Bryon! Bryon! Bryon! Byron! -On your mark. 226 00:12:31,814 --> 00:12:32,815 Get set. 227 00:12:33,858 --> 00:12:35,151 -Karate! -Let go, man. 228 00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:37,570 -Let go. Let go. No! -[BELL DINGS] 229 00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:40,406 Best out of three. Let's go! 230 00:12:40,489 --> 00:12:43,784 No, eh, not best out of three, man. 231 00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:44,994 You gotta drink it. 232 00:12:45,077 --> 00:12:47,705 [AUDIENCE GROANING] 233 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:51,375 [ALL SCREAMING] 234 00:12:53,461 --> 00:12:54,628 Too much! 235 00:12:56,255 --> 00:12:58,090 That was disgusting. 236 00:12:58,174 --> 00:13:00,885 -Rachel, it's your turn! -All right. 237 00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:03,512 The loser will have to drink the smoothie. 238 00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:07,475 ALL: Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! Rachel! 239 00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:09,143 Apologies if I hurt you. 240 00:13:09,226 --> 00:13:10,936 GATOR: On your mark. 241 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,730 Get set! 242 00:13:12,813 --> 00:13:15,024 -Karate! -Whoa. Oh. 243 00:13:15,107 --> 00:13:17,860 Ain't no game! Ain't no game! 244 00:13:17,943 --> 00:13:19,362 Ain't no game! 245 00:13:19,445 --> 00:13:20,863 And we don't play fair. 246 00:13:20,946 --> 00:13:22,573 We didn't know the rules. 247 00:13:22,656 --> 00:13:23,908 AUDIENCE: Rachel! Rachel! 248 00:13:23,991 --> 00:13:26,410 "And now, the Arm Warrior has to drink." 249 00:13:28,245 --> 00:13:31,999 Hold on. Hold on, we're not monsters. There we go. 250 00:13:34,251 --> 00:13:36,754 Thank you so much for doing our show. 251 00:13:36,837 --> 00:13:42,009 ALL: Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! Drink it! 252 00:13:47,264 --> 00:13:50,893 Yeah! Way to go! 253 00:13:50,976 --> 00:13:54,563 BLAIR: Woo! Nice job! BYRON: Give me that. Give me that. 254 00:13:54,647 --> 00:13:57,775 RACHEL Way to go. -Lot of bones in there. 255 00:13:57,858 --> 00:14:00,111 Now that that's all over with, 256 00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:03,572 welcome to the Third Annual Young Kickers tournament. 257 00:14:06,283 --> 00:14:08,202 Stephen! 258 00:14:08,285 --> 00:14:10,496 Get out of here! 259 00:14:13,290 --> 00:14:18,129 So, without further ado, welcome to the Gator-Dome! 260 00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:25,010 In this corner, weighing in at eighty-one pounds 261 00:14:25,094 --> 00:14:30,474 and reading at a seventh grade level, it's Emily Neubauer! 262 00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:38,983 And in the other corner, weighing in at sixty-one pounds, the tiny but mighty, 263 00:14:39,066 --> 00:14:42,111 best of the Midwest, Blair Bennett! 264 00:14:45,239 --> 00:14:47,491 That's my stepdaughter! 265 00:14:47,575 --> 00:14:49,410 [SPEAKING INCOHERENTLY] 266 00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:52,663 Uh-oh. Blair's arm seems like it's in a sling. 267 00:14:52,747 --> 00:14:54,290 That can't be good for her fighting. 268 00:14:54,373 --> 00:14:57,084 Looks like Emily might have the advantage here. 269 00:14:57,168 --> 00:14:58,544 What happened to Blair's arm? 270 00:14:58,627 --> 00:14:59,670 I don't know. 271 00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:03,299 All right! Ready, set, karate! 272 00:15:05,509 --> 00:15:08,095 Are you okay? What's wrong with your arm? 273 00:15:08,179 --> 00:15:09,597 It hurts, look. 274 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:11,432 Hi-ya! 275 00:15:11,515 --> 00:15:13,601 -Point, Blair! -[BELL DINGS] 276 00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:16,604 Woo! Oh, my babies! 277 00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:18,856 Boom. Deception. 278 00:15:18,939 --> 00:15:21,734 Gotta hand it to her. Blair's pretty impressive. 279 00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:25,112 Good news is she's in a different bracket than me, so we'll never fight. 280 00:15:25,196 --> 00:15:26,822 Owen, are you going to help or what? 281 00:15:26,906 --> 00:15:29,784 Half of the peanut butter chicken shrimp went under your seat. 282 00:15:31,077 --> 00:15:32,912 Coming up to the end of the first round. 283 00:15:32,995 --> 00:15:34,872 Put your hands together for the one, 284 00:15:34,955 --> 00:15:39,377 the only, my best friend's son, Owen Bellamy Blatt. 285 00:15:46,133 --> 00:15:47,343 And Matthew. 286 00:15:52,681 --> 00:15:54,266 Try not to hurt me, Owen. 287 00:15:54,350 --> 00:15:56,727 Just give me a little tap. 288 00:15:56,811 --> 00:15:57,937 I'll make it look real. 289 00:15:58,020 --> 00:15:59,063 What? 290 00:15:59,146 --> 00:16:02,400 I don't really want to be here. 291 00:16:02,483 --> 00:16:05,361 My parents make me come. Come on, just give me a tap. 292 00:16:05,444 --> 00:16:06,445 I'll throw the fight. 293 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:10,616 You don't have to do that, man. You're gonna do great. 294 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:15,705 Ahh! He got me! I'm out! 295 00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:18,833 That's my best friend's son! 296 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,584 That's my best friend's son! 297 00:16:20,668 --> 00:16:21,669 [BELL DINGS] 298 00:16:22,753 --> 00:16:26,716 That means the next match is Blair versus Owen! 299 00:16:28,217 --> 00:16:29,427 What? 300 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:30,511 [IN UNISON] What? 301 00:16:32,722 --> 00:16:35,182 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 302 00:16:46,152 --> 00:16:49,196 Okay, everyone, take your places. Five minutes til the big show! 303 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:53,701 Everyone needs to-- Stephen, that wig is not fooling anyone! 304 00:16:55,036 --> 00:16:56,454 Hit the bricks! 305 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:04,295 Hey, Gator, how are Owen and Blair competing against each other? 306 00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:06,255 I thought they were in different brackets. 307 00:17:06,338 --> 00:17:09,467 Those are the perks of being BFF with Master Gator. Pulled some strings. 308 00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:13,095 Now both of your kids are forced to fight each other. You're welcome. 309 00:17:13,179 --> 00:17:15,514 Why does that sound like something we would want? 310 00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:17,224 I'm not sure I'm following. 311 00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:20,019 Now we have two kids going against each other. 312 00:17:20,102 --> 00:17:22,229 100 percent chance one of 'em ends up winning. 313 00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:24,815 And 100 percent chance one of them ends up losing. 314 00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:28,319 I think your math's off, because that would be two-hundred percent. 315 00:17:28,402 --> 00:17:30,613 Gator! You've put us in a terrible situation. 316 00:17:30,696 --> 00:17:31,864 Who do we root for? 317 00:17:31,947 --> 00:17:34,492 Oh, that's easy. Blair. She's so much better. 318 00:17:35,826 --> 00:17:37,912 Come on, kids, suit up, get ready for round one! 319 00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:39,663 [HORN BLOWS] 320 00:17:39,747 --> 00:17:43,626 -I told you! I told you! I told you! -Woo! 321 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:48,130 ANNOUNCER: Time for the last vote. What should happen next? 322 00:17:48,214 --> 00:17:50,633 OWEN: Kaylin, we got this. -No, we, we really don't. 323 00:17:50,716 --> 00:17:52,426 OWEN: Swimming shoes! 324 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:53,677 BLAIR & OWEN: We got this! 325 00:17:53,761 --> 00:17:57,556 ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene. DIRECTOR: Action! 326 00:17:57,640 --> 00:17:59,934 "Come on, kids, suit up and get ready for round one! 327 00:18:00,017 --> 00:18:04,188 To anticipate your opponent's every move, you must become your opponent. 328 00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:09,318 Round one will test that by having you play, Eyeball Swap Obstacle Course!" 329 00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:12,321 [CHEERING] 330 00:18:12,488 --> 00:18:14,073 This does not sound good. 331 00:18:14,156 --> 00:18:17,702 "First, put on the eyeball-switching goggles." 332 00:18:17,785 --> 00:18:21,706 Oh my gosh! No way. This is the future. 333 00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:24,500 "These goggles switch a person's point of view. 334 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:27,545 Blair, you see through Owen's camera. 335 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:29,880 And Owen, you see through Blair's." 336 00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,549 -What? -Whoa! 337 00:18:31,632 --> 00:18:34,260 Now go try out your new eyes! 338 00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:36,303 -My new eyes? -My new eyes? 339 00:18:36,387 --> 00:18:37,763 -You're switching eyes. OWEN: Oh. 340 00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:40,307 BLAIR: Oh. OWEN: I get it. 341 00:18:40,391 --> 00:18:44,770 The world's a lot shorter looking through Blair's eyes. 342 00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:45,896 Okay. 343 00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:47,189 GATOR: All right. OWEN: Woo! 344 00:18:47,273 --> 00:18:49,859 Ready, set, karate! 345 00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:52,111 Oh, shoot. 346 00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:53,279 What? 347 00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:54,989 Okay. 348 00:18:56,032 --> 00:18:57,825 -Owen, keep looking at me! OWEN: I can't! 349 00:18:57,908 --> 00:19:00,411 BLAIR: Stop! -I can't look at you! 350 00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:02,204 BLAIR: Yes, you can! 351 00:19:02,288 --> 00:19:03,706 Okay. 352 00:19:03,789 --> 00:19:04,832 OWEN: Okay. -Okay. 353 00:19:04,915 --> 00:19:08,627 GATOR: Oh, and any mistakes you make on the course, you get hosed with goo! 354 00:19:08,711 --> 00:19:10,921 BLAIR: What? No! OWEN: No! 355 00:19:11,005 --> 00:19:12,673 Whoa! 356 00:19:14,258 --> 00:19:16,635 -Where's Blair? BLAIR: I'm-- 357 00:19:16,719 --> 00:19:20,431 Oh, oh, oh! Okay! 358 00:19:20,514 --> 00:19:22,767 Will you hit my parents with that goo? 359 00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,561 Get 'em! Woo! 360 00:19:25,644 --> 00:19:28,189 Oh, my God! 361 00:19:28,272 --> 00:19:29,482 You missed! 362 00:19:29,565 --> 00:19:31,776 You can't get me! 363 00:19:31,859 --> 00:19:35,029 Blair, could you turn around and look at me real quick? 364 00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:36,113 Right. 365 00:19:36,197 --> 00:19:38,282 -Right. Okay, right there. BYRON: That's teamwork. 366 00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:39,575 RACHEL: Way to go. 367 00:19:40,701 --> 00:19:43,120 BYRON: Oh, ho! -Okay. 368 00:19:43,204 --> 00:19:44,705 GATOR: Great job, kids! 369 00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:46,290 That's our match. 370 00:19:48,751 --> 00:19:50,795 BYRON: Woo! RACHEL: Great job! 371 00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:51,879 OWEN: Okay. 372 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:54,256 Okay, that's taken care of. 373 00:19:54,340 --> 00:19:56,217 Now, we're only moments away from round two! 374 00:19:57,676 --> 00:20:01,764 Hey, Blair, I just wanted to say that, however this thing ends, 375 00:20:01,847 --> 00:20:04,225 it's been really impressive watching you today. 376 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:06,185 Too late to make nice. 377 00:20:06,268 --> 00:20:09,146 You came into my karate class and tried to steal my thunder. 378 00:20:09,230 --> 00:20:11,691 Blair, I swear that wasn't what I was trying to do. 379 00:20:11,774 --> 00:20:16,821 Sorry, Owen. These fists are hungry. But Mama's gonna feed 'em, yes she is. 380 00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:25,246 Welcome back to Gator-mania Three! 381 00:20:25,329 --> 00:20:27,081 ♪ Doo-doo-doo♪ 382 00:20:27,164 --> 00:20:29,542 ♪ Doo-doo-doo ♪ 383 00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,544 ♪ Gator-pocalypse! ♪ 384 00:20:31,627 --> 00:20:34,213 -Owe-- -Gator, get on with it! 385 00:20:34,296 --> 00:20:35,798 Sorry! 386 00:20:35,881 --> 00:20:38,008 Ready, set, karate! 387 00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:44,056 Blair, for reals, I don't want to do this if it's gonna make us enemies. 388 00:20:44,140 --> 00:20:48,269 In fact, the real reason I joined this place is because 389 00:20:48,352 --> 00:20:49,562 I like hanging out with you. 390 00:20:49,645 --> 00:20:52,440 What are you talking about? 391 00:20:52,523 --> 00:20:53,858 I'm serious. 392 00:20:53,941 --> 00:20:57,278 Go ahead, just give me a light tap. I'll make it look real. 393 00:20:59,071 --> 00:21:01,782 And when this is all over, I'll quit karate. 394 00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:04,035 -You'll quit? -Yeah. 395 00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:05,745 Well, great. 396 00:21:05,828 --> 00:21:07,329 Now, I feel like a jerk. 397 00:21:07,413 --> 00:21:09,415 It's okay. Just tap me. 398 00:21:10,875 --> 00:21:13,419 How about this, if we both forfeit, 399 00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:18,132 then you can at least go your entire karate career without being defeated. 400 00:21:18,215 --> 00:21:19,425 You'd do that? 401 00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,343 Sure. What are siblings for? 402 00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:25,931 Okay. On three? 403 00:21:26,015 --> 00:21:29,310 [IN UNISON] One, two, three. 404 00:21:29,393 --> 00:21:31,771 -I forfeit. -Owen wins! 405 00:21:37,735 --> 00:21:40,905 Hold on. He forfeits too! 406 00:21:40,988 --> 00:21:43,240 I don't know what she's talking about. 407 00:21:48,621 --> 00:21:51,874 That's not fair! You cheated! 408 00:21:51,957 --> 00:21:53,584 Boom. Deception. 409 00:21:57,963 --> 00:22:01,801 I actually read Sun Tzu's The Art of War. 410 00:22:01,884 --> 00:22:03,803 Honors English, sucker. 411 00:22:05,888 --> 00:22:07,515 I can't believe... 412 00:22:07,598 --> 00:22:10,434 Of all the low down, dirty tricks. 413 00:22:10,518 --> 00:22:12,144 I am so proud of you. 414 00:22:13,938 --> 00:22:18,192 I gotta admit, everything I know about being sneaky, I learned from you. 415 00:22:18,734 --> 00:22:21,987 Aw. That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me. 416 00:22:23,614 --> 00:22:24,615 Bring it in. 417 00:22:30,746 --> 00:22:33,666 Owen Blatt, the semi-finals champion! 418 00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:35,543 Which means he goes on to the finals 419 00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:39,088 to face the freakishly large twelve-year-old 420 00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:41,132 phenom found in the Siberian death-lands! 421 00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:45,886 Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for Ungar the Vindictive! 422 00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,516 [ROARS] 423 00:22:53,018 --> 00:22:54,437 I forfeit! 424 00:22:56,647 --> 00:22:59,233 And that's our show! 425 00:22:59,316 --> 00:23:02,903 Thanks for being a great audience! 426 00:23:23,007 --> 00:23:25,676 Stephen! Get outta here!