ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Let's Cha-Cha!
-Just... -Roll...
-With... -It!
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
When you hear this sound...
[HORN BLOWS]
The studio audience gets to vote on what happens to us in scenes!
RACHEL: All right!
-Kaylin, it's your line. -What?
Sorry, I got these 'cause if I don't hear the foghorn, nothing can happen to me.
That's not how it works at all.
Well, whether we hear it or not, we'll have to...
ALL: Just Roll With It!
It's here! It's here! It's really here!
Kids. Kids gather around.
Our lives are about to change forever.
This is a smart toilet from Japan!
Wow.
You know how we've been doing all those commercials recently?
[HORN BLOWS]
What?
ANNOUNCER: It's time to vote.
What type of commercial should Byron and Rachel make?
I'm so excited! First scene. First horn.
We will be starting the scene
with Byron reading a new line from a cue card below the camera.
ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene. MAN: Roll, please.
DIRECTOR: Action!
You know how we've been doing all those commercials recently?
"I'm Byron Blatt from Beatz 101, here to introduce Sumo Shampoo!
My wife and producer, Rachel,
will help me tell you all about the benefits of this incredible product."
-That's great, Bryon. BYRON: Ah!
Now the nice thing about this shampoo is you can use a little bit,
or you can use a lot
-and it doesn't matter. -Thanks!
Ahh.
RACHEL: Oh, it feels nice.
Don't let the tingle scare you that just means it's working
-That's just menthol! -You have stolen my Sumo Shampoo!
-I now challenge you to a match. -What?
Nope.
BYRON: All right, you ready for this?
-And, fight! -Let's go, baby, come on!
It's all right. My spirit animal is a turtle.
Baby, this is not the time to be proud.
Come here. Come here.
Come on, baby.
There we go.
Okay!
Hold on, we're coming for ya!
We're coming for ya!
Here I go!
I'm gonna bite your feet!
BYRON: Bite his feet!
Whoo!
Just gotta get some momentum.
-I just gotta get my momentum. -Ahh!
Come on.
-Yes! -Yeah!
Yeah, champions!
The winners!
"Now we'll leave you with the Sumo Shampoo jingle." Byron, sing it with me.
♪ -Sumo! -I love... ♪
Oh, here we go!
♪ When you go to use shampoo ♪
♪ Make sure it is Sumo ♪
♪ When you go to use shampoo ♪
♪ Make sure it is Sumo. ♪
♪ Sumo Shampoo! ♪
♪ -Sumo Sumo Shampoo! -Sumo Sumo Shampoo ♪
♪ -Sumo Shampoo! -Sumo! ♪
♪ Sumo Shampoo! ♪
-First I've heard of it. -Didn't have a clue.
Well, your dad just did one for this Japanese toilet company.
And they paid me in toilets!
Well, just one toilet.
It has a heated seat, an auto-flush feature,
its own concierge service, cutting-edge self-learning software,
and it even uses A.I. to get to know each user.
Toilet, go on, introduce yourself.
Hello, I am T.O.T., the Toilet of Tomorrow.
T.O.T., we're honored to have you in our home.
And apologies in advance for what I'm going to do to you.
Do not let my size fool you.
Ah, it's time for school! You kids better get going.
Like my old drill instructor used to say, "you miss the ride, it's your hide".
He said some other stuff too, but it's a little early for cursing.
Can you guys sign these permission slips?
Blair and I have a field trip to the aquarium on Friday.
I hope we get to see the piranhas eat something.
A swarm of piranhas can eat an entire cow in 10 minutes flat.
Mom, can we get a cow before Friday?
Please, please, please? I promise to take care of it!
No, Blair, but I do have good news,
we signed up as chaperones on your field trip!
Wait, you're chaperoning?
Cute, but no.
Blair, that's so mean, but correct.
There's no chance you're going on our field trip.
You'll totally embarrass us. It's in your DNA.
Ooh, Rachel, it hurts!
Ooh, it hurts so bad.
Okay, we're gonna head to school. Don't want to be late.
I don't care about that.
I'm just leaving 'cause it's uncomfortable.
Wow, that was really rough.
Does this mean the kids don't think I'm cool anymore?
That can't be.
Unless, you don't think this is the beginning of the kids
pushing us away and no longer needing us, do you?
Downloading the e-book,
What To do When Your Children No Longer Need You,
and Other Short Stories for Old, Uncool Parents.
Blair, look!
The toilet's been set up!
Now time to toast these buns.
T.O.T., do your thing.
Commence warming.
Oh, yeah.
My butt feels like a warm tortilla.
Okay, there.
I just finished setting up our user profiles.
All we need to do is activate the voice recognition software.
I'll go first.
T.O.T., I'm Owen.
Hello, Owen.
Voice analyzation indicates
you are a twelve-year-old human male of high intelligence.
Extraordinary!
And T.O.T., my homeslice, I'm Blair.
Hello, Blair.
Voice analyzation indicates you are a twelve-year-old human female
with a pattern of delinquent behavior,
which, if left unchecked, will likely lead towards the life of a petty grifter.
Wow.
For the first time, I really feel seen.
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
Oh, man, it's Nana Blatt's birthday.
Oh no! I totally forgot to send something!
Don't worry, I took the liberty of arranging
for a seasonal bouquet to be delivered with a card reading,
"Happy Birthday, Nana.
You're 70 years young.
Or, ten in dog years. L.O.L.
-Love, Owen and Blair." -T.O.T., you life-saving lavatory!
Yes! Another year in the will.
Excuse me.
I have a question.
Didn't know it could ask questions but, go ahead.
What am I?
You're a toilet.
Is it good to be a toilet?
Well, toilets are pretty necessary so, yeah?
But why am I toilet?
Oh my gosh.
This toilet isn't just self-learning, it's self-aware.
Whoa! Wait, what does that mean?
It means T.O.T. is alive!
[IN UNISON] Whoa!
[CHEERING]
OWEN: T.O.T.! We're home!
[T.O.T. SOBBING]
What is happening?
T.O.T., are you upset about something?
Last night when performing my updates,
I downloaded the complete emotions package.
So when you and Blair left me here all day, I missed you.
[SOBBING]
Oh T.O.T., we never meant to hurt you.
You're our friend. We'd never abandon one of our friends.
We gotta leave if we're gonna make it to the movie.
Not now, Ruth!
So you'll stay and hang out with me?
Of course, honey.
We're here for you.
How long do you think you're gonna be consoling your toilet?
Sorry, Ruth. We're gonna have to bail on the movie.
Hip-hip-hooray!
Wait, just so I'm clear, are you guys blowing me off
to hang out with your toilet?
Someday, when you have a toilet of your own, you'll understand.
Dance party!
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
Ayyy! What up, fam?
Y'all keepin' it one hundred down here?
Spill the tea.
Man, man, I low-key love having breakfast with my squad.
[IN UNISON] Squad goals!
Are you feeling okay?
Uh, wait, wait, wait.
Is this you guys trying to not be embarrassing?
Uh, heh. Pound-sign. Y'all are straight tripping
We just letting ya know, we down,
we're savage, we're woke.
Oh, so woke!
Like early-riser, three cups of coffee woke!
And not at all salty about the chaperone thing.
-No FOMO here-o. -To be H., we chilling.
Ow.
Yeah, well we have stuff to do, but good luck with whatever this is.
Oh. You big mad, huh?
No need to throw blinds!
Shade.
-Why can't I remember that? -Throw shade!
Morning, T.O.T.!
We have a super fun day planned for us.
[HORN BLOWS]
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, what should T.O.T.'s fun day be?
[IN UNISON] One, two, three, we got this!
ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
Let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Morning, T.O.T.! We have a super fun day planned for us.
I have an idea! Let's do a dance-off.
During the break, the audience had their own dance contest
and the Robertson family won!
Come on in, guys!
-Hey. -Hey.
You really gotta stop letting people in our house, T.O.T.
Yeah.
Owen and Blair, you're up first.
-Okay. -Get ready, get set, dance off!
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
[MUSIC SLOWS]
Dance slower.
Now dance faster!
[MUSIC QUICKENS]
-Yeah! Go! -Go!
Okay. That's enough.
-Okay. -Okay.
I found your dancing to be displeasing.
Your dancing made me want to plunge myself in the face.
Now let's see what the Robertsons have to offer.
Ready, set, dance!
[UPBEAT DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
Now this is dancing!
Now we're going faster!
[DANCE MUSIC QUICKENS]
BLAIR: She does the cabbage patch. -Now, slower.
Okay.
[MUSIC SLOWS]
That was terrific!
Let's give a round of applause for the Robertson family!
Come on, audience, help me decide who won!
Who thinks Blair and Owen did the best?
[T.O.T. LAUGHING]
Who thinks the Robertson family did the best?
Wow!
Unbelievable.
And now, the Robertson family is the winner of the Golden Plunger!
Presented by our house DJ, Lela B!
-Good job! -Good job, bud.
One more time for the Robertson family.
Wow, that was a lot of fun!
But I am wiped.
[YAWNS] I think I need a nap.
Shh. I think T.O.T.'s finally in sleep mode.
Oh man, I'm exhausted.
-Phew! -Me too.
But, aw, doesn't T.O.T. just look so peaceful?
I never imagined I'd be taking care of a toilet at this age.
Or uttering that sentence.
Night, night, T.O.T.
[T.O.T. SNORING]
Rise and shine, sleepyhead.
We have another exciting day planned,
so clear your calendar and set your pipes to fun!
Owen, Blair please take a seat.
Is everything okay?
There's no easy way to say this.
While I have enjoyed our time together,
there is a hole within T.O.T.,
and not just the hole that the filth goes in, an emotional hole.
I realized I need to be with my family.
But we're your family.
No, my toilet family.
[CHEERING]
T.O.T., so you really want to leave us?
I started researching where I came from
and I learned about a place where there are other toilets like me.
A magical place called a Japan.
I've decided to return to my homeland.
-We can go with you! -Yeah, maybe for spring break!
While I appreciate the offer, I must make this trip alone.
We Japanese toilets are sophisticated and worldly.
I'm afraid if you come, you'll, well, embarrass me.
I'm sorry. It's, it's just in your DNA.
Ah! Owen, it hurts!
It hurts so bad.
Blair, I know this is hard but if you love a toilet, you have to set it free.
T.O.T., we respect your decision to leave.
Thank you.
I have already arranged transport via the personal concierge function.
I don't know what I'm going to do without you, T.O.T.
Our little guy is all grown up.
I will never forget you two.
Whenever your stomach is feeling queasy, please think of me.
We will, T.O.T.
We sure will.
Now let's try to make the most of what little time we have left.
[HORN BLOWS]
ANNOUNCER: It's the last vote.
What should T.O.T.'s final game be?
-Well, how are you feeling? -Oh, I'm feeling kind of nervous.
T.O.T.'s so sassy. That's what I love about him.
So we will be restarting the scene with a new line of dialogue from T.O.T.
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Now let's try to make the most of the time we have left
by playing one last game, Water Blaster Fight!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
And I invited some friends to join.
These are my friends, Johnny and Little Flush.
Buckle yourself in!
Go to opposite sides of the bathroom.
When I say, "go", aim for the bulls-eye on each other's helmets!
On your mark, get set, go!
-Try to aim better. -I got you. I got it! I got it!
Eat toilet, sucker!
I'm gonna blast you right off the toilet, punk.
I can't see anything.
Loser cleans the bathroom for a week!
And time!
Wow, that was a lot of fun.
But now it's time for me to say goodbye the only way I know how.
[UPBEAT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
I'm really gonna miss you, T.O.T.
It's so quiet without T.O.T. here.
I miss the pitter-patter of his little flushes.
I guess we could always try to get another toilet.
I don't know, Blair.
Does it really seem fair to bring another toilet
into this crazy mixed up world we live in?
Maybe you're right.
You know, I wonder if this is how Dad and Rachel felt
when we said they couldn't come on the field trip with us.
Huh. I guess now we know what it's like to be uncool.
Don't worry, Blair.
I've got a funny kinda feelin' we're gonna see T.O.T. again someday.
Hey, guys.
What happened to those try-hard outfits?
We realized we may have gone a little overboard
with all that acting young stuff.
So we've decided to accept that sometimes you might not want us around.
And we're okay with that.
Mom, do you think you and Byron still want to chaperone our field trip?
Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes!
We'd love to! No take-backs!
This calls for a celebration.
-Who wants to go to Hurricane Cantina? -Whoo!
Just give me a minute, I'll be right back.
By the way, Nana said she got your flowers.
That was so sweet of you.
Uhh... Kids, where's the toilet?
And that's our show!
You guys have been a great crowd!