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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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-Just Roll With It!
-Just Roll With It!
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[BELL RINGS]
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BYRON: Woo!
RACHEL: Woo!
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Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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The only show where you, the audience, get
to vote on what happens to us in scenes!
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RACHEL: Yeah!
OWEN: Yeah, that's right.
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When you hear--
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-Uh... Uh, what are you doing?
-This show's killing me!
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All my clothes are constantly covered
in goo, so I'm constantly doing laundry!
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Well this week,
I'm making them do it for me.
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Oh!
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[CHEERING]
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-Whoa!
-Woo!
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Well, when you hear this sound...
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[HORN BLOWS]
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You get to vote, our clothes will
probably get ruined, and we'll have to...
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ALL: Just Roll With It!
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Hey, Blair, can I get
your advice on something?
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Ugh. I guess.
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It's about the big school dance
that's coming up.
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-There's a girl I want to ask to it.
-No way!
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-You have a crush? Who is it?
-Well, I don't really wanna say.
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Ahh. I know why you don't wanna tell me.
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It's one of them weird kids, ain't it?
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-Is it Frannie Kruntzill?
-No.
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-Linda Matushafardi?
-It's-- No.
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-Hey, what's going on?
-Owen has a crush on someone!
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Ohh! Is it Poots Callahan?
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No it's not her, and you
know that's not Lucy's real name.
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I'm just really nervous
about how to ask this person.
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I mean, what if she doesn't like me?
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[HORN BLOWS]
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Oh my gosh!
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience,
what will Owen's life be like
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if his crush doesn't like him?
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Ramon's in this one
and Tobie's also in this one.
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I'm not in the scene!
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DIRECTOR: The first thing is,
Owen's gonna read from a cue card.
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ANNOUNCER:
Votes are in. Now back to the scene.
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MAN: Let's roll, please.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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"I mean, what if she doesn't like me?
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I'll feel like a total loser
for the rest of my life.
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And when I grow up, I'll only
be able to get a job as a stylist
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for the Pig Prom.
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I can see it now."
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"Weirdly, I'll look a lot like my dad.
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-Then, I'll meet my boss."
RUTH: Oh!
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BLAIR: Ohh!
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OWEN: And he'll tell me,
"Start pig washing!"
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Ohh!
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"I might even have to sniff
the pig to see how smelly he is."
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[SNIFFS]
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[OWEN GROANS]
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"Maybe to keep myself entertained,
I might make up a song about the pig.
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It'll go something like this":
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♪ Dirty little pig ♪
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[BYRON MOUTHING OWEN]
♪ Dirty little pig ♪
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♪ Gotta wash that pig
Dirty little pig ♪
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♪ Gotta wash the pig ♪
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"Now that this pig is all clean, I'll say,
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'Let's get this pig dressed for prom.'"
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BLAIR: Oh! Come on.
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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OWEN: I'd be very careful because I think
that pig bit a dude in rehearsal.
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Once she's dressed, I'd give
her a big, wet kiss on her forehead
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to make her feel special.
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Come here.
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I'm gonna kiss ya!
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-Woo!
BLAIR: Woo!
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
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Owen, snap out of it.
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You're overthinking things.
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If you want to take this girl to the
dance, you should just ask her out.
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Don't listen to her, she's a lunatic.
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If you want to get a girl to like you,
you have to show her
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that you're not interested in her at all.
Ask some different girl to the dance.
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Make her jealous! Get inside her head!
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Then wouldn't I just end up
going to the dance with someone
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-I don't actually want to go with?
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You play the long game.
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Then when she comes crawling back,
you say, "Too little too late, sweetheart!
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Now hit the bricks!"
Then you peel out of her driveway,
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spin some brodies on her front lawn,
and block her phone number.
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That's the end of our show!
I'm Byron Blatt,
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me and The Gator will catch you tomorrow.
Thanks for listening.
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[ON COMPUTER]
Byron and Gator in the morning
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Hey, Byron, can I borrow
your kids on Saturday night?
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We'll probably be out late,
but I can get them back by like one a.m.
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-Sure thing.
-Ahem. Byron?
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Do you want to maybe
ask why Gator needs to borrow
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our children until one a.m.?
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Oh, right.
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Why do you need to borrow
our children 'til one a.m.?
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Well, my high school
reunion's this weekend.
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And for years I've been lying
on social media, telling my classmates
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I'm fabulously wealthy,
have a beautiful wife, two loving children
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and long, glorious locks like a Greek god.
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And since only
one of those things is true,
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I need to pretend your kids are mine
so I can keep the lie going.
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-Okay, cool. Yeah, sure thing.
-Byron!
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I'm not sure I'm on board with this idea.
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Please, can we go, Mom?
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-Please?
-This sounds so cool!
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We'll be like secret agents,
but instead of saving the world,
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we'll just be helping
our dad's weird friend lie!
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That's the spirit!
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I know I'm not biologically
related to any of you,
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but can I be involved
in your family's lying scheme?
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No! None of you are going.
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I don't want Gator teaching you kids
that it's okay to lie.
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Rach...
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You know since Blair
has a knack for fudging the truth,
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it might be nice to have her use her
powers for good and help a friend out.
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I don't like this and if I say yes there
are going to be some very strict rules.
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Of course! Anything! You name it!
I'll even stop stealing office supplies!
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Okay-- Wait, you've
been stealing office supplies?
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Don't get distracted.
You were about to say yes.
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If we let our kids
pretend to be your children,
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it's just so that you
can enjoy your reunion.
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But as soon as that's done, you have
to stop posting lies on social media.
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For the sake of getting what I want,
I'm gonna say, deal!
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This is so awesome!
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This is the best thing
that's ever happened!
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This is the dumbest idea
I've ever heard of.
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You have your kids, where are you
going to tell everyone your wife is?
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Well, Rachel, what are you
doing on Saturday night?
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[LAUGHING]
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Sorry.
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[APPLAUDING]
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Gator, I feel like an idiot.
Why do I have to wear an eye patch?
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Because you're a famous
Hollywood stuntwoman named Risky B,
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and you injured your eye
while shooting a baked beans commercial.
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Do I have to wear these clothes?
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-They're so itchy.
-Yes!
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You're a child super-genius
who graduated from Oxford at the age of 10
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and now you work
as an astrophysicist at NASA!
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And that's how they dress!
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Now, does everyone else
remember their characters?
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Yes. I am a child psychic who can
communicate with the spirit world.
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And the FBI uses you
to help them solve crimes.
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-Ruth, what are you supposed to be anyway?
-I'm Blair's friend--
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[HORN BLOWS]
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-What?
-Ohh!
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ANNOUNCER: All right, audience,
what should Ruth's character be?
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Candace, you have
to be separate from everybody.
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You have a totally different entrance
so we're gonna take you somewhere else.
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-Fun.
-Okay?
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you
voted to make up a new character.
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Now you get to vote on a series of words.
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Pick one from this group.
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Now pick one from this second group.
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And lastly, pick one from this third group
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and we'll use the words you choose
to create Ruth's character.
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Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
Let's go back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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Ruth, what are you supposed to be anyway?
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[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
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Hi.
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"My name is Sheriff Pepperoni
and I am the world's most famous
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wacky two-headed pizza cowgirl
because there was a tie
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between pizza and cowgirl."
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Oh, and by the way,
this is my deputy, Olive.
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She looks wide awake.
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Olive, are you being
held here against your will?
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Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
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Can you blink if you're safe?
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Gator, who's going
to believe this character anyway?
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Don't look at me. I didn't mention
a third kid on my social media posts.
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Ruth got to make up her own backstory.
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Alligator Shifflett!
As I live and breathe!
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I didn't think you were gonna show up!
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You know I tried to send him
an invitation, but the last address
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that I could find was to a boat
in front of his mother's house.
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Oh, that is not the right one! No, no.
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Well, I am Brent Goodheart
and this is my better half,
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Brandi and you must be Gator's family
that he talks about all the time
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but never posts any pictures
of for some reason. Ha, ha.
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You know, you all seemed
so perfect that Brandi and I
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always joked
that you probably weren't real!
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[ALL SIGH]
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-That was a little weird.
-Yeah.
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-Now, Risky B...
RACHEL: Oh yeah.
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Gator has written so much about your
amazing, adventurous lives together
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that I have to ask,
may I see whatever it is you got
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going on under that thing because
I have always been curious what it looks
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like when someone
messes up one of their eyeballs.
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-Actually, I think it's rude to ask that.
BRENT: Is it?
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Okay, well, I apologize! I'm sorry!
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We were actually debating if it was rude
on the way over here
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and I said that it probably was and then
Brandi said that it probably wasn't so...
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I thought you'd probably
like to talk about it.
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-Nope. It's rude.
-Okay, all right.
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Well, apologies again!
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And I think we are just gonna mosey
on over to the refreshments table
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'cause I think I see some chocolate
over there,
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and I like to refer to myself
as a choc-o-holic.
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Don't you steal that joke from me!
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Gator, this is never going to work!
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What're you talking about?
It's already working!
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People think I'm rich and loved, and you
and Brandi are basically best friends.
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I'm starting to agree with Rachel.
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What if someone asks me to predict their
future or something, and I can't do it?
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Or even worse, what if I can do it?
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Then I have to spend the rest
of my life in strip malls
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reading sweaty people's palms
for 20 bucks a pop.
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That's not the life I want for myself.
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I'd much rather do that than be dressed
in stupid wool all night.
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I feel like I'm inside a puppet's butt.
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Let's trade characters.
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-No, you can't trade characters!
-No one will notice.
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-You're a girl and he's a boy.
-Then Ruth and I can trade.
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-I like my character.
-Nobody's trading!
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This is not as fun
as I thought it was going to be.
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I just feel bad for leaving Byron at home.
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Poor guy
is probably bored out of his mind.
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Ow!
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♪ I can do whatever I want
Because The Gator took my family away ♪
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♪ I can do whatever I want
Because today is the greatest day ♪
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♪ I can make ice cream soup
Because my family's gone for real ♪
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♪ I can pour it in my bowl
And make popcorn ice cream cereal ♪
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♪ I can do whatever I want ♪
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[MUMBLES INCOHERENTLY]
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I'm getting a sense
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that your grandfather
watched TV sometimes?
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All the time!
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My hands are literally shaking.
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That is amazing.
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Do you know how he is
doing in the afterlife?
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[GRUNTS, THEN CLEARS THROAT]
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He's hanging out with your grandmother
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and having a real good time.
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But my grandmother is still alive.
236
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Uh-oh.
237
00:14:05,741 --> 00:14:10,037
Who is Poppy up there cavorting with?
238
00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:12,832
Is it Meredith from the post office?
239
00:14:12,915 --> 00:14:16,711
I never trusted
that stamp-selling Jezebel!
240
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Gammy?
241
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Bad news.
242
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[SOBS]
243
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I got a question for Owen the Psychic.
244
00:14:27,346 --> 00:14:28,639
Who's your crush?
245
00:14:28,723 --> 00:14:31,976
Is it one of those girls from your animes?
246
00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:34,353
No, Blair, it's a lady!
247
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A real life, 3-D human lady!
248
00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:38,691
Gator?
249
00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:39,900
Krystal!
250
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-Hi!
-Hi!
251
00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:48,325
It is so good to see you!
And it has been so long!
252
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:51,829
You know I sent you a couple messages, but
I never heard anything back so I just--
253
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This is my wife, Risky B.
254
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She's a famous Hollywood stuntwoman.
255
00:14:57,376 --> 00:15:02,173
And she's also the touring bassist
for the band Imagine Dragons.
256
00:15:02,256 --> 00:15:03,466
I am?
257
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You are?
258
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I love Imagine Dragons!
259
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I have so many questions for you!
260
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So, Gator, how've you been?
261
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[STAMMERING] I gotta go.
262
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-Gator?
-Uh, I'll go check on Gator.
263
00:15:20,524 --> 00:15:22,026
I mean, my dad.
264
00:15:22,109 --> 00:15:28,366
I can sense psychically
that he wants to talk to me.
265
00:15:31,202 --> 00:15:33,162
I've always been fascinated
with stunt people!
266
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Would you, like, hurt yourself for us?
267
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[CHEERING]
268
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Hey, Gator, you okay?
269
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[SIGHS] It's Krystal.
270
00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:59,271
She was the love of my life
and when she broke up with me,
271
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I never really got over her.
272
00:16:00,981 --> 00:16:02,817
I'm sorry, Gator.
273
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:04,443
How long did you two date?
274
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Five years in my mind.
275
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In your mind?
276
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How many years in real life?
277
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Oh, none.
278
00:16:14,453 --> 00:16:17,081
I could never really work up the courage
to ask her out.
279
00:16:17,164 --> 00:16:20,668
I almost asked her to a dance once,
but my friend told me to ask someone else
280
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:25,005
to make her jealous but that turned out
to be some pretty terrible advice.
281
00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:27,341
I knew it!
282
00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:30,386
Krystal's the reason that I keep making up
all these ridiculous stories
283
00:16:30,469 --> 00:16:31,846
on my social media.
284
00:16:31,929 --> 00:16:35,057
I guess after all these years
I'm still trying to impress her.
285
00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:38,102
MAN:
Uh, are you guys going to be here a while?
286
00:16:38,185 --> 00:16:40,312
I can't go if there's someone else
in the room.
287
00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:41,939
We'll be done in a minute.
288
00:16:42,023 --> 00:16:45,484
Gator, you should just tell her
how you feel.
289
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:47,528
In front of my cycloptic wife?
290
00:16:47,611 --> 00:16:49,530
I would feel like that would
be in bad taste.
291
00:16:50,865 --> 00:16:53,200
I think it's time for you
to tell Krystal the truth.
292
00:16:53,284 --> 00:16:56,412
You don't need a stuntwoman wife
or some fancy soothsayer son
293
00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:58,122
to make a girl like you.
294
00:16:58,205 --> 00:17:00,833
You're a great guy with a huge heart.
295
00:17:00,916 --> 00:17:04,420
And if she doesn't see that, then at least
you'll know, and you won't have to spend
296
00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:07,715
the next 20 years
telling bizarre lies on the Internet.
297
00:17:08,674 --> 00:17:10,551
That's some pretty great advice.
298
00:17:10,634 --> 00:17:12,470
I should have made you the child genius.
299
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:16,390
Ha. I'm glad you didn't. Blair's costume
seems really uncomfortable.
300
00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:20,478
[IN UNISON] Do it! Do it! Do it!
301
00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:22,980
Come on! Do something dangerous
for our amusement!
302
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:26,609
Okay, okay, I can do this, for alas,
303
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I am a famous stuntwoman
who can do many stunts.
304
00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:33,908
[HORN BLOWS]
305
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I knew it!
306
00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:38,329
Woo! Woo!
307
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,331
ANNOUNCER: It's the final vote.
308
00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:42,833
What stunt should Rachel do?
309
00:17:42,917 --> 00:17:44,668
Well, I had a feeling.
310
00:17:44,752 --> 00:17:47,963
DIRECTOR: We're gonna be starting
the scene with a new line
311
00:17:48,047 --> 00:17:50,049
that Rachel is going
to read off of a card.
312
00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:53,719
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
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"Heh. One of my favorite stunts
is a tightrope walk over goo."
314
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
315
00:18:04,939 --> 00:18:10,069
It's a good thing I brought my tightrope
and pool tonight.
316
00:18:10,152 --> 00:18:12,905
Just another day at the office
for Risky B!
317
00:18:14,824 --> 00:18:18,911
Yeah, this tightrope is not very tight,
you know?
318
00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:22,123
This is very different
from my high school reunion.
319
00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:28,087
-Oh!
-[AUDIENCE GASPING]
320
00:18:28,838 --> 00:18:31,841
-Mom, just get to good part and fall off!
RACHEL: Oh, boy.
321
00:18:31,924 --> 00:18:33,718
[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]
322
00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:42,184
Risky B!
323
00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:45,312
All right.
324
00:18:50,568 --> 00:18:55,698
AUDIENCE: Risky B! Risky B! Risky B!
325
00:18:57,491 --> 00:18:58,909
ALL: Risky B!
326
00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:09,462
I had it!
327
00:19:14,425 --> 00:19:15,509
[YELPS]
328
00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:21,223
AUDIENCE: Risky B! Risky B! Risky B!
329
00:19:23,100 --> 00:19:26,312
And that is how you stunt!
330
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:31,692
Attention, everyone!
I have an announcement!
331
00:19:31,776 --> 00:19:35,863
If Imagine Dragons is here,
I am going to lose it!
332
00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:38,157
I've been lying to all of you.
333
00:19:38,240 --> 00:19:42,787
Great timing, Gator,
you couldn't fess up before I got goo'd?
334
00:19:42,870 --> 00:19:44,455
That's not my wife.
335
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:46,540
That's Rachel, my best friend's wife.
336
00:19:46,624 --> 00:19:48,042
[ALL GASP]
337
00:19:49,293 --> 00:19:52,171
No, he knows. It's cool.
338
00:19:52,254 --> 00:19:55,758
Also, these kids I forced to come here
with me are not mine.
339
00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,134
[ALL GASP]
340
00:19:57,218 --> 00:19:58,886
No, it's cool, they're Rachel's.
341
00:20:00,971 --> 00:20:02,431
Well, except that one.
342
00:20:02,515 --> 00:20:05,601
I honestly have no idea who this kid is.
343
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:09,063
I don't understand. Where is your family?
344
00:20:09,146 --> 00:20:10,648
I made them up.
345
00:20:10,731 --> 00:20:12,817
I guess I was just trying
to impress you, Krystal.
346
00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:16,404
I've sort of had a crush on you
for, like, forever,
347
00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:19,949
and I wanted you to think that I was
doing real good in life and everything.
348
00:20:20,032 --> 00:20:22,410
But I'm going to be honest from now on.
349
00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:25,871
So would you maybe want to go get
a bite to eat after this?
350
00:20:28,040 --> 00:20:29,959
No. That is insane.
351
00:20:30,042 --> 00:20:32,169
Like, truly psychotic behavior.
352
00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:39,427
BRENT: I knew it.
353
00:20:41,345 --> 00:20:45,349
I bet you've never even met
Imagine Dragons.
354
00:20:45,433 --> 00:20:47,435
Come, Brandillyn.
355
00:20:50,396 --> 00:20:52,356
You did the right thing, Gator.
356
00:20:52,440 --> 00:20:54,692
-I'm proud of you.
-You okay?
357
00:20:54,775 --> 00:20:56,527
Yeah, I actually am.
358
00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:59,739
In a weird way, it's kind of a relief.
At least I finally asked her out.
359
00:21:04,535 --> 00:21:06,996
Ruth, I gotta tell you something.
360
00:21:09,165 --> 00:21:13,836
I kinda, sorta, maybe like you
361
00:21:13,919 --> 00:21:17,256
and I was wondering do you want
to go to the dance with me?
362
00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:20,634
Wait! What?
363
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:26,140
What is happening?
364
00:21:26,223 --> 00:21:28,476
My brain just crashed!
365
00:21:30,186 --> 00:21:34,398
Whoa, Owen, I'm so flattered.
366
00:21:34,482 --> 00:21:36,567
I don't know what to say.
367
00:21:36,650 --> 00:21:39,945
I like you a lot but as a friend.
368
00:21:42,198 --> 00:21:45,326
And I already told Norvin Schnuckle
I'd go with him.
369
00:21:46,369 --> 00:21:47,536
I'm sorry.
370
00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:51,624
I appreciate you being honest with me.
371
00:21:51,707 --> 00:21:53,584
So you're not mad?
372
00:21:53,667 --> 00:21:55,669
Mad? No.
373
00:21:55,753 --> 00:21:58,381
Quietly humiliated and wishing
I could crawl into a rocket ship
374
00:21:58,464 --> 00:22:01,509
and be launched into space where I'd
then be frozen only to be thawed out
375
00:22:01,592 --> 00:22:05,388
once you and everyone who just saw this
are no longer alive? Yes.
376
00:22:09,058 --> 00:22:13,688
But, honestly, in a weird way,
it just feels good to get it off my chest.
377
00:22:13,771 --> 00:22:17,149
I'm sure after a day or two of listening
to emo sad boy music
378
00:22:17,233 --> 00:22:19,485
and journaling my buns off,
I'll be back to normal.
379
00:22:21,278 --> 00:22:24,156
I'm just glad it didn't take me 20 years
to ask you out.
380
00:22:27,618 --> 00:22:30,079
Hey, would you want to dance
right now though?
381
00:22:30,162 --> 00:22:31,372
As friends?
382
00:22:31,455 --> 00:22:32,957
I'd like that.
383
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:38,295
Well, wanna dance?
384
00:22:38,379 --> 00:22:40,381
It's cool. Everyone knows
we're not married now.
385
00:22:40,464 --> 00:22:42,800
No, but we are friends.
386
00:22:44,844 --> 00:22:46,679
I feel like everyone is staring at me.
387
00:22:46,762 --> 00:22:49,432
They are. You did a big, weird thing.
388
00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:55,813
My stepbrother's crush was my best friend?
389
00:22:56,731 --> 00:22:58,983
And that's our show!
390
00:22:59,066 --> 00:23:02,653
You guys have been a great audience!