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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to, Just Roll With It!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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It’s about to be sick!
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[BELL RINGS]
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[RACHEL CHEERS]
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-Welcome to, Just Roll With It!
-Whoo!
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RACHEL: What's up?
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[HORN BLOWS]
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[BYRON LAUGHS]
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When you hear that sound, you guys get to
vote on what happens to us in the scenes!
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No spoilers please, we like surprises.
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I don't like surprises.
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Well, then you're on the wrong show!
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Well, no matter
what happens, we'll have to...
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Just Roll With It!
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Yeah!
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Let’s go! Let’s do this!
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Kids, before I forget, you guys will be
on your own this afternoon while Dad and I
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are downtown doing
a remote broadcast at the car dealership.
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You can find us right next
to my pal, inflatable tube man.
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[IMITATES AIR BLOWING]
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Honey, you've gotta
throw more hip into it.
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Really work that tube.
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Work it!
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Okay, well we don't want
you guys to be late,
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so why don't you work
those tubes in the car?
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RACHEL: But, you see what I’m doing?
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Yeah, my hips don’t move
like your hips though.
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RACHEL: You're barely trying.
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[SIGHS]
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Whoa, that was a big sigh.
Feels like you got a lot on your mind.
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Well, see ya.
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Wait! You know how I'm the youngest guy
on the varsity basketball team.
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Well, everyone on the team
is wearing these new sneakers
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by that rapper, Lil Pouty.
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Ooh, I love Lil Pouty.
Nobody tells him what to do.
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Not the point.
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I'm the only player
who doesn't have a pair of Lil Poutz,
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and they're sold out everywhere.
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I'm never gonna fit in
with the team if I don't have those shoes.
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Well, you're lucky your sister
is a natural born schemer.
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The Scheme Queen if you will.
And I'm willing to take you under my wing.
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-What?
-Shh!
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I'm scheming up a scheme right now.
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Doesn't your dad have
a signed pair of original Lil Poutz?
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You should wear those
to school, they're way cooler.
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Not a chance.
They're like his prized possessions.
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I think he spent my college fund on them.
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That's where the scheme comes in.
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We sneak into Byron's closet,
take the shoes, you rock 'em at school,
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your teammates are all,
"Dang, are those original Poutz?"
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Then back in the closet they go.
Bing, bang, boom. End scheme!
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That's stealing.
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I like to think of it
as extreme borrowing.
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Okay, but no.
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I live my life by one rule,
follow every rule.
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Owen, let me tell you the story of a guy
who played by the rules his whole life
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and always did the right thing.
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Do you know what this man's name was?
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-No.
-Nobody does!
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You know why? Because he doesn't matter!
He never did anything interesting.
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But you know who did?
A young man named Genghis Khan.
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This guy broke so many rules
that he took over the world
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and they're still naming
restaurants after him.
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Owen, I promise,
if you take those sneakers from Byron,
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you won't just fit in, you'll stand out.
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Let's get those Lil Poutz!
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Okay, the bell
should be ringing any second now.
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Then the guys from my team are gonna come
around that corner and see my fresh kicks.
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They're a little bigger than I thought,
but I think we can make it work.
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Show me a few poses.
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How's this?
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Or this?
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Ooh, I like this one.
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I can't wait.
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When the team sees
my shoes they'll be so impressed,
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they'll beg me to be captain.
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After that, it's a hop, skip, and a jump
to becoming an All-American, going pro,
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cycling through
a series of bad relationships,
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retiring at a young age and
doing commercials for adult diapers.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Here comes the team.
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I know this is going to be the hardest
thing you've ever had to do
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but try to look cool.
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Right.
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[HORN BLOWS]
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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ANNOUNCER: Time for you to vote.
Who should we bring into the scene?
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This is how it starts, guys.
This is how the madness starts.
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We're gonna start with a line
where you say, "Here comes the team".
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After the stunt is over,
continue the scene with, "The shoes!
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My dad's precious shoes!"
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ANNOUNCER:
Votes are in! Now back to the scene.
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MAN: Roll please.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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Here comes the team.
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I know this is going to be the hardest
thing you've ever had to do
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but try to look cool.
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Right, Genghis Khan.
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Genghis Khan.
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MAN [OVER PA]: Students, run for the
hills! The Lunch Lady has gone crazy!
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[GRUNTING]
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Hey, you're the kid
who always asks for seconds!
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-Right?
-Yeah.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Well, you know what, what you did
yesterday was even worse.
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Tell everybody what you did!
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So, well I-I-I suggested,
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I-I suggested maybe
the food shouldn't taste like feet?
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You insulted my food!
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-Why is the pan so dirty?
-Oh well, that's how I cook!
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I cook with dirt, all right?
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And since you like seconds
so much, here you go!
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-Oh my!
-Oh, there you go!
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-All, all of that.
-Oh, yes.
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Wow!
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-There's the secretness.
-Delicious!
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Well, at least you don't have to eat it.
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The name chili is surprisingly misleading.
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It's actually really hot.
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Well, at least my Lil Poutz
are still food free.
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Oh, guess what? They look hungry too.
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Are you hungry, shoes?
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-No! No, no, no!
-Oh, there you go.
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-There you go.
OWEN: No! No! No!
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-Oh, no. No, no, no, no.
-Oh yeah!
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OWEN: No, no, not, not the Poutz!
Not the Poutz! Not the Poutz!
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-Oh, they're so hungry!
-The lunch special! What are you doing?
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-Not the Poutz! Not the Poutz!
LUNCH LADY: Here ya go, shoes!
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All of... Here you go!
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There you go, all done!
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Well, I guess you can't
have chili without toppings.
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And from now on, keep the lunch lady's
name out of your mouths, you little brats!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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The shoes!
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My dad's precious shoes.
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They're ruined.
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[CHEERING]
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I can't believe I ruined my dad's shoes.
What am I gonna do?
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I'm not gonna lie, ya goosed up.
Ya goosed up good.
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Oh, man. When my dad gets home,
he's gonna be so mad.
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And Rachel.
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Poor, sweet, naive Rachel.
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She was expecting a responsible stepson,
not some renegade bad boy,
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Genghis Khan Junior.
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I can see the disappointment
on their faces now.
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I've always been the fun parent, the
trusting parent, the understanding parent.
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And this, this is the thanks I get?
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I spent your college fund on these!
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How could you?
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I was expecting a responsible stepson,
not some renegade bad boy,
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Genghis Khan Junior!
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Because you borrowed
my signed Lil Poutz and ruined them,
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I have no choice but
to turn to the Punishment Scroll.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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[HORN BLOWS]
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Okay.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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ANNOUNCER:
What punishment is in store for Owen?
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Vote for your favorite.
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-Punishment Scroll, baby. Bring it on!
-Oh no!
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He just said he thinks
it's gonna happen to us.
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He's getting the punishment.
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ANNOUNCER: The votes are tallied.
Let's go back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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"Owen Bellamy Blatt, I hereby sentence you
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to work at the kissing
booth down at the old farm!"
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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What kind of farm has a kissing booth?
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RACHEL:
Let's bring in your first companion.
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I always dreamed
this would be Owen's first kiss.
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I believe it's a French Bulldog
so maybe it'll be a French kiss!
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Pucker up, sweetheart.
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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RACHEL: I believe this is a baby pig!
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Okay. Come here.
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-That's right. Oh.
OWEN: Oh.
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BYRON: The pig is dancing!
RACHEL: It farted.
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I think I heard a fart.
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Some of, some of
the hair came off, on my tongue.
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Is it weird that I'm worried that
the animals will think I'm a bad kisser?
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Time for our next animal.
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And your gonna love this one.
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[SCREAMS]
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It's a rat!
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Can, can, can I just blow it a kiss?
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-No! This is your punishment!
-This is a messed up farm, man.
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This is...
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-Yeah.
-Here we go.
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Yes! Good angle.
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[SCREAMING]
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OWEN: Yuck.
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"That was easy.
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Now let's see you kiss
this next animal, blindfolded!"
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Oh no, no. No, no!
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Oh, yes!
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Oh, yes!
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[AUDIENCE GASPING]
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OWEN: No, no!
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No!
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This can't be good. This can't be good!
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I'm gonna guide your hands
so you can feel what it is first, okay?
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-Okay. Is it gonna bite me?
-It will not bite you.
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-Okay.
-Here we-- I hope.
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What is that?
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What is it? What do you think it is?
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A goblin.
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One more time. It won't hurt you.
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An eagle?
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-I don't know what it is.
-Don't show it fear.
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And don't move. Pucker up.
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Wh-- Okay!
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-Oh, gosh!
-Okay!
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Okay!
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-Stop it.
-Don't move. Don't move.
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-Oh, my gosh! Ahh!
-Don't, don't move.
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Don't move.
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It's on my head!
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It's on my head!
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RACHEL: Owen!
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No! No! No!
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Owen! Snap out of it!
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Sorry, I was having one
of my day nightmares.
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I think I know what I need to do, tell Dad
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and Rachel the truth
and beg for forgiveness.
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I like that plan,
but I have another one, we lie to them.
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Wh- what?
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Lil Pouty is in town
for that concert tonight.
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While Byron and Mom are out,
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we get him to come
by the radio station for an interview.
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Then he signs another pair of Lil Poutz,
we replace the ones you ruined,
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and Byron will never know the difference.
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Bing, bang, boom! End scheme!
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Blair, not another scheme.
Schemes are what got us into this mess!
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And schemes are what're gonna get us out!
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When one scheme doesn't work out,
you don't cut and run.
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You double down!
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You lean into the scheme!
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Well, what are we supposed to do?
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Just send him a message
and hope he responds?
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Great idea!
There's some scheme in you yet!
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Please, that'll never work.
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He's a huge star
with over twenty-eight million followers.
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He's not reading every piece
of fan mail that comes in.
246
00:13:13,230 --> 00:13:14,273
[PHONE CHIMES]
247
00:13:14,398 --> 00:13:16,108
He wrote back! He said he'll do it.
248
00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:20,196
That was surprisingly easy.
249
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:24,158
And he's heading to the station right now!
250
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:25,242
Move, move!
251
00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,083
Lil Pouty should've been here by now.
252
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:35,294
Relax, we've still got an hour till Mom
and Byron get back.
253
00:13:35,378 --> 00:13:39,090
-Woo-woo!
-That's Lil Pouty!
254
00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:41,425
Lil Pouty, you made it!
255
00:13:41,509 --> 00:13:43,511
Welcome to Beatz one-oh-one!
256
00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:46,514
Feeling blessed to be here
on this fine day.
257
00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:50,142
And might I say that you
are the smallest woman I've ever seen.
258
00:13:51,894 --> 00:13:54,271
-I'm a kid.
-Uhh.
259
00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,065
No doubt. No doubt.
260
00:13:57,441 --> 00:14:00,236
These are my boys, Rabbit and Dante.
261
00:14:00,319 --> 00:14:04,407
They're here to make sure
no negativity enters the Pout Zone.
262
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:07,743
You better keep it positive,
little micro-woman.
263
00:14:09,328 --> 00:14:10,371
I always do.
264
00:14:10,454 --> 00:14:12,748
And thanks for agreeing
to do this, Lil Pouty.
265
00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:16,085
When I asked my manager
if I should come, he said "No."
266
00:14:16,168 --> 00:14:17,378
So I came right over.
267
00:14:17,461 --> 00:14:20,589
Nobody tells Lil Pouty no.
Tell 'em, Dante.
268
00:14:20,673 --> 00:14:22,883
Nobody tells Lil Pouty no.
269
00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:27,054
Nobody tells me no either!
270
00:14:27,138 --> 00:14:31,892
Except my parents, my teachers,
the police, but I'm working on it.
271
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,185
That's wassup.
272
00:14:33,269 --> 00:14:36,272
The only person I listen to
is my invisible friend Cyrus.
273
00:14:36,355 --> 00:14:37,732
Ain't that right, Cyrus?
274
00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:45,281
So, time to start the pre-interview.
275
00:14:45,364 --> 00:14:49,910
First question, I hear you travel with
a bag full of sneakers is that true?
276
00:14:49,994 --> 00:14:55,124
And if so, would you happen to have
some original Poutz, men's size twelve?
277
00:14:55,207 --> 00:14:56,250
Preferably signed.
278
00:14:58,627 --> 00:15:01,881
All those words were boring.
Let's have fun.
279
00:15:01,964 --> 00:15:04,550
Fun's what got us banned
from the state of Indiana.
280
00:15:04,633 --> 00:15:07,720
-But we still go.
-Hey!
281
00:15:07,803 --> 00:15:12,141
Know what would be fun,
if we all got tattoos.
282
00:15:12,224 --> 00:15:16,771
I don't think it's legal
for kids to get tattoos.
283
00:15:16,854 --> 00:15:19,148
It's not, I've checked.
284
00:15:19,231 --> 00:15:22,943
I don't like laws,
they're always telling me what to do.
285
00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:26,739
Hey, Mr. Nice Guy!
Get in here and bring your needle.
286
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:27,865
Woo-woo!
287
00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:33,871
Mr. Nice Guy doesn't look nice at all!
288
00:15:35,664 --> 00:15:40,961
I think a nice tribal design on her cheek
and a Lil Pouty portrait on his back.
289
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:43,130
You know, just like you gave my mom.
290
00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:44,799
[BUZZING]
291
00:15:47,051 --> 00:15:48,552
You up first, little man.
292
00:15:48,636 --> 00:15:53,516
Y-y-you want to put
a needle on this baby body?
293
00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:56,894
You want those shoes, right?
294
00:15:56,977 --> 00:15:59,772
Men's size twelve?
295
00:15:59,855 --> 00:16:01,023
Well...
296
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:05,236
Owen, you're not really
considering doing this are you?
297
00:16:05,319 --> 00:16:06,487
We need those shoes.
298
00:16:06,570 --> 00:16:10,032
And it's like you said,
we've got to lean into the scheme.
299
00:16:10,116 --> 00:16:12,201
You are not getting a tattoo.
300
00:16:12,284 --> 00:16:15,371
That's for later when you want to try
and seem interesting in college.
301
00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:21,293
I'm sorry, but my brother
is not getting a tattoo today.
302
00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:23,921
Are you guys telling Lil Pouty no?
303
00:16:28,050 --> 00:16:29,051
No?
304
00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:31,387
They did it again!
305
00:16:31,470 --> 00:16:35,015
Dante, Cyrus, Rabbit,
let's trash the place!
306
00:16:38,936 --> 00:16:40,479
Man, this is bad!
307
00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:41,647
[CELL PHONE CHIMES]
308
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:46,402
-Well, it's about to get a lot worse!
-How could it possibly get worse?
309
00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:49,655
Mom and Byron finished early,
they'll be here in five minutes!
310
00:16:49,739 --> 00:16:51,198
You're right, that is a lot worse!
311
00:16:54,201 --> 00:16:56,787
[CHEERING]
312
00:17:04,462 --> 00:17:06,630
We gotta figure this out. And fast!
313
00:17:06,714 --> 00:17:10,634
Mom and Byron will be here soon, and
Rabbit and Dante are wrecking the joint.
314
00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:12,803
And who knows what Cyrus is up to.
315
00:17:13,721 --> 00:17:17,641
This is some good destruction,
but I still feel angry.
316
00:17:17,725 --> 00:17:19,018
[HORN BLOWS]
317
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,444
ANNOUNCER: Time for the last vote.
318
00:17:28,527 --> 00:17:30,529
What should happen next?
319
00:17:30,613 --> 00:17:34,158
I'm feeling anxiety.
Like, the good kind of anxiety.
320
00:17:34,241 --> 00:17:36,285
Get everybody, but me.
321
00:17:36,369 --> 00:17:38,412
I hope it's big and messy and awesome.
322
00:17:38,496 --> 00:17:42,416
I would love to have one week where I
don't need a shower before I go home.
323
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,293
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
324
00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:49,882
That was some good destruction,
but I still feel angry.
325
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:54,178
The best way to get rid of
the anger is to shoot a music video.
326
00:17:55,012 --> 00:17:57,390
[CHEERING]
327
00:17:58,057 --> 00:17:59,058
Hit it!
328
00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:01,310
[HIP HOP MUSIC PLAYING OVER SPEAKERS]
329
00:18:01,394 --> 00:18:02,937
Yeah!
330
00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:04,689
-What do we do?
-I don't know.
331
00:18:05,940 --> 00:18:10,653
♪ Ain't nobody tell, Lil Pouty no yo,
nobody tell, Lil Pouty no, ♪
332
00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:13,155
♪ I just get yeses everywhere I go, ♪
333
00:18:13,239 --> 00:18:18,035
♪ Yo, nobody tell, Lil Pouty no
All right, kids it's your turn to rap ♪
334
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,412
Give me that mic!
335
00:18:19,495 --> 00:18:21,288
You are first, little man. Hit it!
336
00:18:21,372 --> 00:18:26,085
♪ Nobody tell, Lil Pouty no
He get compliments everywhere he go ♪
337
00:18:26,168 --> 00:18:29,422
-Yeah.
-♪ He's so fly and really cool ♪
338
00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:33,092
♪ -That's why he swim, in the pool
-What ♪
339
00:18:33,175 --> 00:18:36,095
All right, your turn, micro-woman!
Let's hear some rhymes!
340
00:18:36,178 --> 00:18:37,430
Yeah!
341
00:18:37,513 --> 00:18:42,685
♪ Nobody tells Little Pouty no
Wherever he go, he's always in the zone ♪
342
00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:47,857
♪ And nobody tell Lil Pouty no
He's always on the go because he's the bo
343
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:53,571
♪ Yeah. What, do it again,
Do it again Pouty is your friend ♪
344
00:18:53,654 --> 00:18:56,157
♪ I wish you would go
'Cause we 'bout to get in trouble ♪
345
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,743
♪ This whole office
Is covered in bubbles ♪
346
00:18:58,826 --> 00:19:01,579
♪ What, what I like bubbles ♪
347
00:19:01,662 --> 00:19:04,123
♪ Got to get those Poutz
Before my dad finds out ♪
348
00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:06,709
♪ Otherwise, him and Rachel
Will kick me out ♪
349
00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:08,002
Woo-woo!
350
00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:10,337
All right! That's the music video!
351
00:19:10,421 --> 00:19:11,839
Kill the music!
352
00:19:13,174 --> 00:19:14,592
-I said, kill the--
-[MUSIC STOPS]
353
00:19:14,675 --> 00:19:16,969
Thank you!
354
00:19:17,053 --> 00:19:18,763
Those bubbles gotta go too.
355
00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:24,143
That was a good music video.
I'm still a little angry.
356
00:19:24,226 --> 00:19:25,603
Continue destroying!
357
00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:32,610
Oh no, Mom and Byron are parking the car.
358
00:19:32,693 --> 00:19:36,322
Don't worry, I have fourteen more schemes
up my sleeve that can get us out of this.
359
00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:38,616
No, Blair, the schemes stop here.
360
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,994
I'm gonna do what I should've done
from the beginning, be honest.
361
00:19:43,579 --> 00:19:47,124
-Excuse me, Mr. Lil Pouty?
-What is it?
362
00:19:47,208 --> 00:19:48,626
I gotta come clean.
363
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,419
The real reason we brought you here
364
00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:53,381
is because everyone on
my basketball team has Lil Poutz.
365
00:19:53,464 --> 00:19:56,884
-That's a tight team. I should buy them.
-But they were sold out everywhere.
366
00:19:56,967 --> 00:19:59,553
So I borrowed
my dad's originals that you autographed
367
00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:01,514
so I could fit in with my team.
368
00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:03,682
Then I ruined them.
369
00:20:03,766 --> 00:20:07,603
I guess I was hoping you could give me
a pair and sign 'em for me?
370
00:20:07,686 --> 00:20:10,773
Wow, no one's ever
been honest with me before.
371
00:20:11,982 --> 00:20:13,192
And I think...
372
00:20:15,903 --> 00:20:16,987
I like it.
373
00:20:17,071 --> 00:20:19,699
Somebody pass me a pair of original Poutz.
374
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:22,493
I'm in a signing mood!
375
00:20:22,576 --> 00:20:25,996
Wait, all we had to do was be honest?
That's so lame.
376
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:29,458
Thank you!
377
00:20:29,542 --> 00:20:30,543
We're saved!
378
00:20:30,626 --> 00:20:32,795
Yeah, except for one little thing.
379
00:20:32,878 --> 00:20:35,047
-This!
-Don't trip.
380
00:20:35,131 --> 00:20:38,092
Lil Pouty Cleanup Crew, assemble!
Whoo, whoo!
381
00:20:43,055 --> 00:20:47,226
Wow. So you never get in trouble
for anything you do?
382
00:20:47,309 --> 00:20:50,104
Of course not, I'm rich.
The rules don't apply to me.
383
00:20:51,522 --> 00:20:53,482
Awesome.
384
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:55,651
All right, that's clean enough.
Get outta here!
385
00:20:56,694 --> 00:20:58,362
[MOTOR HUMMING]
386
00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:01,240
Ooh, that's my party blimp.
387
00:21:02,825 --> 00:21:06,370
Rabbit, open up the skylight.
Dante, hook me up.
388
00:21:06,454 --> 00:21:10,875
-Whoa, you own a blimp?
-Nah, that'd be crazy. It's a rental.
389
00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:14,503
Lil Pouty, will we ever see you again?
390
00:21:14,587 --> 00:21:18,257
Children, I'll always be
with you, in here.
391
00:21:21,093 --> 00:21:24,430
Oh, these are for you, little man!
392
00:21:24,513 --> 00:21:27,600
They haven't hit stores yet.
So, now you'll really stand out!
393
00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:32,104
Goodbye, kids.
And remember, I'm only an email away.
394
00:21:39,653 --> 00:21:41,739
RACHEL: Kids, we're back.
395
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:47,203
-Wow, it's so clean in here.
-We had an insane day!
396
00:21:47,286 --> 00:21:49,205
I bet your day didn't
even come close to ours.
397
00:21:49,288 --> 00:21:54,043
Your father danced with the inflatable
tube man for like five hours straight.
398
00:21:54,126 --> 00:21:57,171
-Fun does not have an off switch!
-It sure doesn't.
399
00:21:57,630 --> 00:21:59,673
[BYRON IMITATES AIR BLOWING]
400
00:22:00,091 --> 00:22:01,801
So what did you guys do?
401
00:22:01,884 --> 00:22:04,720
Oh, nothing.
402
00:22:05,971 --> 00:22:08,891
-You're not gonna tell them?
-They don't need to know.
403
00:22:08,974 --> 00:22:11,560
Bing, bang, boom. End scheme.
404
00:22:13,896 --> 00:22:16,065
That's wassup.
405
00:22:16,148 --> 00:22:18,150
Wait. Are those...?
406
00:22:18,234 --> 00:22:19,735
Where did you get those?
407
00:22:20,611 --> 00:22:22,488
[IN UNISON] Uh...
408
00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:26,075
Sorry, I forgot Cyrus. Hop on, Cy.
409
00:22:26,158 --> 00:22:27,868
Hold on tight.
410
00:22:27,952 --> 00:22:30,121
-Bye, Blair. Bye, Owen.
-Bye!
411
00:22:38,129 --> 00:22:39,171
Was that Lil Pouty?
412
00:22:40,506 --> 00:22:42,508
And that's our show!
413
00:22:42,591 --> 00:22:43,634
Yay!
414
00:22:43,718 --> 00:22:47,346
-You guys have been a great crowd!
-Oh, I know.
415
00:22:47,430 --> 00:22:49,181
Yeah! Thank you, guys.
416
00:22:49,265 --> 00:22:50,558
-You're amazing!
-Yeah!
417
00:22:50,641 --> 00:22:52,101
BYRON: Thank you!
RACHEL: Thank you!