ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
ALL: Just Roll With It! -Let's go!
[BELL RINGS]
Welcome to Just Roll With It!
The only show where you, the audience,
get to vote on what happens to us in scenes!
Yes!
Um, where's Ramon?
He's up here!
I'm tired of being on the receiving end of stunts.
I want to vote!
Nice try, buddy. Get down here. Come on.
When you hear this sound...
[HORN BLOWS]
You get to vote, and we'll have to...
ALL: Just Roll With It!
BYRON: Let's start the show!
Boom! I did it! I'm a hero!
I just got all of us invited on Family Squabbles!
Family Squabbles? Are you serious?
What's Family Squabbles?
Only the greatest game show of all time!
It pits two families against each other to see who knows more about each other.
The show's host, Smiley Waterman, is a living legend!
I'm his biggest fan.
I've been following him for years which is why he filed that
stupid restraining order against me.
Anyway, the show is doing a Battle of the DJ's episode
and our family is going up against DJ Dirty Dan's family!
Whoa! He's like your arch-rival!
This is huge! The winning family gets 25,000 dollars!
That's perfect! I could use that money to buy 35 drones.
Why do you need 35 drones?
It's best you don't know, Mom.
It's called plausible deniability.
That's very sweet of you to look out for me, honey,
but I think we should use that money for our first family vacation.
I have my eye on a cruise where they not only feature close-up magic,
they also have multiple a cappella groups!
Mom, if we go on that, I swear I will throw myself overboard.
They've thought of that, sweetie. They have safety nets.
Guys, 25,000 dollars could really change our lives.
We shouldn't waste it on silly things.
Then what should we do with it?
Build a 1200 square foot underground bunker
to prepare for when an EMP blast takes out the electrical grid and society collapses.
I'm talking concrete walls six feet thick, 20 years of food supplies,
and enough crossbows to defend ourselves from the mutant motorcycle gangs
who sack each city looking for beans and cheap thrills.
Plus, it'll add a three percent value to our home if we choose to sell!
I can't believe I'm gonna finally meet Smiley Waterman!
I'm one of the most prolific writers of fan-fiction about him
on the Family Squabbles message boards!
My most recent work is about Smiley befriending a local radio sidekick
who's in search of a father figure.
I call it, I Now Pronounce You Father and Son.
Gator, they only invited our family to the show.
This is so unfair! I wish I was never born!
[SOBS]
Guess he doesn't want his paycheck for this week.
No, I need that very badly! But I'm still sad!
So, we're just gonna do a quick rehearsal
so everyone can get used to the show before we go live tomorrow.
Look at that. Look at that.
Oh, this is so cool!
I can't believe I'm gonna be on TV. I'm like Will Smith.
Have you ever met any famous people?
-Tons. -What are they like?
Horrible. Every single one of 'em.
Okay, well this is fun!
Just imagine, this time next week,
we're gonna be going on our very first ever Bennett-Blatt family vacation.
And look, I made us all matching t-t-t-t-t-shirts!
Sorry, Rachel but an a cappella cruise isn't gonna save us
when we have to fend off hordes of mutant bikers.
But you know what will save us?
-A bunker? -You said it, not me.
That's two votes bunker.
Spare me, bunker boy.
We need all that cabbage for my drone army.
This town's not gonna know what hit it.
But let me tell ya, a real rain's gonna fall.
-Hey, look! It's DJ Dirty Dan! -My arch-nemesis!
Hey there, Byron! Has anyone told you how much time
-we have till they start the-- -Just keep walking, DJ Dirty Dan!
What a lying, no good, snake in the grass.
BLAIR: I don't know. He seemed kind of nice.
That's exactly what he wants you to think.
He is the embodiment of pure evil but in human form.
That's what embodiment means.
You don't need to say in human form.
Why you gotta do that? Just let me have my moment.
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry. -Okay, fam, we got this!
[IN UNISON] We got this!
MAN: Okay, rehearsal starts in three, two, one!
Hello, everybody out there in TV land!
I'm Smiley Waterman and this is a test run-through that the network....
[HORN BLOWS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you see your choices: one, two or three.
You choose what game the family has to play.
OWEN: Game show! We know it's a game show!
Something's gonna drop.
That's what I'm thinking You gotta get something dropping.
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene!
DIRECTOR: Action! -Hello, everybody out there in land!
I am Smiley Waterman,
and before we do this test run-through of Family Squabbles,
I want to try out a brand new game show.
It is called, Super Gross Donut!
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Oh, yeah!
Now, on this wheel, there are some good donuts,
and you guessed it, some super gross donuts.
Can we specify what you mean by super gross donuts?
This, my friend, is an example of what looks like a delicious
but is, in fact, a super gross donut.
[BLAIR GROANS]
Filled with pudding and, perhaps, my own hair.
-You don't have any hair, though! -I don't have it now!
The family testing out my brand new game today is, ooh, the Bennett-Blatt's!
Come on up here!
The rules of the game are simple.
The players will spin the wheel and land on a donut.
Whichever donut they land on, they must take a bite.
RACHEL: Okay, let's go!
Let's get the good donut!
Okay, okay.
RACHEL: Okay. All right. Okay. Okay.
Ohh!
-Oh! Oh, gross. -Okay, here we go.
-You gotta take a big bite! -Oh, I know. I gotta get my vitamins.
BYRON: Did it get bad? Ooh, did it get bad?
Oh! Ahh!
What is it?
Rachel, in fact, it's actually sour cream and clams.
Oh yeah, there's a clam follicle.
There it is!
SMILEY: Can't go wrong with clams. -[AUDIENCE GASPS]
-Oh! -Oh!
SMILEY: Yes, Blair! RACHEL: All right, Blair.
SMILEY: Get in there with both hands. OWEN: Let's see.
You got this, girl. You got it.
-No! SMILEY: No peeking!
-No peeking! AUDIENCE: Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
-Take it! RACHEL: On three!
-Take some more! BYRON: Don't look at it.
I'll help you. I'll do a bite with you. Ready?
Here we go, one, two, three.
-You gotta eat it. -Whoa, what you got?
That's actually almost a good donut. It's whipped cream and sardines!
-Whipped cream. -Woof!
Sardines. Here's a little bucket for you there, sister.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
SMILEY: Coming up on it. Yes! -All right.
AUDIENCE: Eat it! Eat it!
-Eat it! -This looks incredibly gross.
-But I'm going for it! -Yeah, boy! Yeah!
BLAIR: Is it beef? -Look like a meatball. What is that?
SMILEY: Owen, I gotta tell you, it's cotton candy and mussels.
Cotton candy and mussels.
AUDIENCE: Eww.
-You have one of four donuts left. OWEN: Whoa!
-Let's go. I'm going. -All right, let's see!
-Let's go. -What is it?
-Take a... -Yeah!
-Oh! BLAIR: Oh!
-Is it good? -Jelly donut!
That's a cricket. That's a cricket.
-Ha, ha. -Here it comes.
That like a lobster or something.
-No! -You are correct, buddy,
that is crickets and jam.
-Oh! -You guessed it right!
Oh my goodness.
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
[AUDIENCE SCREAMS]
Eww!
Well, Bennett-Blatts you didn't find the good donuts.
And there's only reason for that.
There are no good donuts!
-No! -They're all super gross donuts!
But you know what? You know what?
BLAIR: I was gonna say--
I appreciate the applause but this game's not gonna work.
-Let's just get back to Family Squabbles. -All right.
Hey, hey, team come and clear this stuff out.
Get yourselves back there. Get yourselves cleaned up.
Now you all know the rules of this game.
Bennett-Blatt family, this first question is for you
and we're gonna start with a real easy one.
Other than donuts, what is Blair's favorite dessert?
-Chocolate ice cream! -Byron, it's cotton candy!
-No! -It's funnel cake!
[BUZZER BUZZES]
Guys, my favorite dessert is snorkin' down a bowl of sprinkles
dusted with a thin layer of rock candy.
Oof, not a good start for the Bennett-Blatts!
I guess the one thing we can all agree on, this team is, losing!
[CHEERING]
RACHEL: You guys are evil!
That was so gross!
We're like way, way, way, way off!
Blair, you said I was born in 1945!
You were all pathetic.
[ALL SCREAM]
Gator! You can't break into our house!
I can and I did!
And I broke in here because I heard how bad you guys blew it in rehearsal.
Family Squabbles is about working together!
But you're all so caught up in your own worlds,
you don't know anything about each other!
This is gonna sound strange but I actually think he's right.
Of course I am! But don't worry.
I'm gonna help you win that game.
[HORN BLOWS]
-What? We just did one! -What?
ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, you decide what kind of race the family has to run.
Bye, guys.
Oh man, I'm in on it. The rest of the cast has no idea.
I've rehearsed three different things.
I don't know what the audience is gonna choose, but I'm losing my mind.
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
We will restart the scene with you saying, "Of course I am, but don't worry".
ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
Of course I am, but don't worry, I'm gonna help you win that game.
"And the most obvious way of doing that is with, a cart race!"
Follow me, guys! Let's go! We're gonna get the blood flowing
with some friendly competition.
Blair and Owen will sit in the carts and be pulled by their parents.
Whoever is the first one back, wins!
Ready? On your mark, get set, cart!
-Let's go! OWEN: Come on, Dad!
RACHEL: Okay. OWEN: Come on, Dad!
BYRON: Okay, okay. -Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
-Go, go, go! BYRON: Whoa, whoa!
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
[CREATURES ROARING]
BYRON: Get out of my way! -Come on, Dad! Speed up!
BYRON: I'm gonna take the inside. around the corner!
OWEN: Speed up! BYRON: I got the inside on her.
-Yeah! -Oh!
-Eat my hay! -Dad, run, run, run!
BYRON: I'm gonna catch on the go around.
-Faster, Mom, faster! BYRON: I'm coming for you!
-I'm coming for you! -Go! Go! Go!
-We're coming up on 'em! BLAIR: Go! Go! Go!
-Go! -Come on, faster!
-I'm blocking him! -Keep your hand--
We did it!
She had, like, the inside.
-She had the inside lane. -Gotta cheat to win.
-Yeah. -Great job, guys! Great job! Yeah!
Yeah but now it's time to really buckle down.
I ain't leaving until you all get to know each other!
And even after that, I might not leave!
Hey, this is it, the big show. How does everyone feel?
I actually feel pretty good. Owen, what's my favorite book?
-You don't have one. -Bingo!
-Rachel, what's my recurring nightmare? -You catch some weird growing disease
and we have to keep you in a barn, feeding you pumpkins
while trying to keep you hidden from the government.
You got it!
-And again, that can't happen, right? -Right.
Gator, I gotta hand it to you. I think your coaching really worked.
I'm sorry, I can't talk to you like this.
Will you take that ridiculous disguise off?
[IN BRITISH ACCENT] No can do, governor.
I'm afraid I'm not allowed anywhere on this studio lot.
See? Pish-posh.
Well, I'm gonna go steal sodas from the greenroom.
-Rachel, you coming? -That's why I brought my extra big purse!
Oi! Top o' the mornin' to you, Mr. Smiley Waterman!
-I'm your biggest fan, I is! -Oh yeah, that's nice.
I've written a short fan-fiction novella, I did!
It would tickle my knickers if you would give it a read, it would.
Big Ben, tally-ho and a Benedict Cumberbatch to you and yours!
Ah, you look awfully familiar. Have we met before?
Oi, I doubt that, governor.
Ooh, look at the time-y wime on my arm clock-y wock!
Toodle-loo, Harry Styles and all that jazz!
[HUMS]
-Hey guys! Blair and Owen, right? -Yeah, what of it?
I'm Dirty Dan Jr. and this is Dirty Danielle Jr.
We wanted to say hi.
Not sure our dads want us chatting seeing as they are mortal enemies and all.
Mortal enemies?
Our dad always said he was a big fan of your dad.
-Oh! -It's cool.
It's not like it matters now anyway, our dad lost his job.
Really? But he just won DJ of the Year.
Yeah, but they're replacing all DJs with some kinda robot.
Dad's hoping someone will see him on this game show
and give him a new radio job but that'll probably never happen.
Hey! Owen and Blair, right?
-Hi. -Yep.
It's great to meet you, guys.
Your dad is a living legend!
Sorry kids, I tried to get you guys some sodas, but they're all out.
Aww.
-They really do seem nice. -Yeah.
Not at all how Byron described him.
Kids, you are not gonna believe how many sodas we got in my purse!
Everything's coming up us!
Now let's get ready to take down that snake Dirty Dan
and his rotten, no-good family!
[RACHEL GRUNTS]
ANNOUNCER: And now it's time for America's fifth favorite game show.
ALL: Family Squabbles!
ANNOUNCER: Here's your host, Smiley Waterman!
Ha, ha, ha! Whoo!
Thank you! Thank you!
You are too kind! Blessed and honored.
Blessed and honored!
All right, now you all know the rules, and I got four of these things to shoot today
so let's get right to our first question!
This one goes to DJ Dirty Dan's family!
Dirty Dan Jr., what is your father's favorite hobby?
Well, to be honest, Mr. Waterman, Pa hasn't had a lot of time for hobbies
since my Mee-Maw got sick.
But before that, I'd have to say that his favorite hobby was finding stray dogs,
nursing 'em back to health and helping them find their forever home.
Okay, so the boy one says his Dad hasn't had a lot of time
because of sick grandma but he used to like snatchin' up gutter mutts.
Let's see what Dad says.
Oh! Ha, ha, ha!
Now that is a family that knows each other!
Bennett-Blatts, same question.
Blair, what is your dad's favorite hobby?
Watching Internet videos of kangaroos fighting!
-In your face! -Yes!
RACHEL: Yes! -In your face, she says.
Well, it looks the Bennett-Blatts brought their A-game today!
We've got an actual contest here!
We'll be right back after these quick messages!
Run deep! Run deep!
Hurry! Go! Go!
Come on, guys!
Get them!
We are coming up on the end of our show,
and DJ Dirty Dan's family has the lead by five points.
But, the final question is worth 10 points!
And this one is for the kids, Dirty Dan Jr.
and Dirty Danielle Jr., what is your father's biggest fear?
That something bad would happen to my mother, my brother or me?
[BUZZER BUZZES]
Ohh. I am so sorry.
But the actual answer is, "That the English language doesn't have a word
strong enough to properly express to my family how much I love them."
That's okay, kids.
The bank can't take love from us.
Okay, Dirty Dan's family still has the lead,
but if the Bennett-Blatt's can get this answer correct, they win the entire game!
Owen and Blair, what is your father's biggest fear?
This is simple. Submarines. Because they could be anywhere.
Yeah, I know. It's just that, maybe they're...
Oh, great.
You're about to try to convince me to do something selfless, aren't you?
With everything they've got going on,
I actually think this money would mean a lot more to them than it would to us.
Stupid Owen always making me do the stupid right thing.
Fine. I better get into heaven for this.
Owen and Blair, we need an answer.
What is your father's biggest fear?
-Responsibility. -Bees or something.
[BUZZER BUZZES]
No! Submarines!
They're like whales with missiles!
Ohh. That is incorrect and that mean
that DJ Dirty Dan's family wins
the 25,000 dollars!
We had it!
[HORN BLOWS]
ANNOUNCER: Okay, this is the last vote.
You get to choose which consolation prize the family receives.
BLAIR: What if you say, "rematch"?
-Oh! -What if we do a rematch?
Ohh. But in a different way!
BYRON: Game's not over. -Yes.
-Game's not over. -Double or nothing.
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in and let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
"Even though the Bennett-Blatt's didn't win,
we are not gonna send them home empty-handed."
Guys, step this way to claim your consolation prize!
"As a second place Family Squabbles winner,
you all get a year's supply of Eggnog!"
No!
Gross!
That's eggnog all right.
There's extra nog in there.
Oh, you're very lucky because last week's surprise was a year's supply of bricks!
-Oh, wow! SMILEY: But, you know what?
I never enjoy eggnog without just a light sprinkling of cinnamon.
-What? -What?
Enjoy your prize, kin.
Bennett-Blatt's, sorry you didn't win that 25,000 dollars!
We had it! How did this happen?
We were so close to spending two whole weeks
snorkeling with the Aqua-pellas!
Well, at least we did the right thing.
[LAUGHING]
Real gullible kids you got there, Byron!
My kids were like:
[SOBBING] "Dad lost his job."
Ha! Yeah right, like that would ever happen.
Don't act all hurt-y...
[IN UNISON] 'Cause you just got dirtied!
Wait.
Kids, did you throw the game because you felt bad for them?
Owen made me do the right thing!
You know I'd never do the right thing on my own.
I'm sorry. I believed them!
His name is Dirty Dan! It's right there.
Kids, I'm proud of you.
I'm furious with you, but I'm also proud of you.
[IN NORMAL VOICE] Hey, guys, it's me, Gator.
Tough break out there.
Good news is you came together as a family and that's what's really important.
-[IN UNISON] Security! -It's him!
And that's our show!
You guys have been a great crowd!