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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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[IN UNISON] Just Roll With It!
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OWEN: Yeah!
-Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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When you hear this sound...
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[HORN BLOWS]
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The studio audience gets to vote on
what happens to us in scenes!
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Yeah!
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Woo!
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Whoo!
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What's with the scooter?
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When I hear that foghorn, I'm getting
out of here as fast as possible!
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You do realize
we don't get paid if we leave.
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Well, whatever happens, we'll have to...
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ALL: Just Roll With It!
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BYRON: Let's start the show!
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How about, Parent Party-Palooza?
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It's a school dance, but with a twist,
everyone brings their parents!
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Ooh. That would combine the fun
of a party,
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with the security of parental supervision!
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It's going on the list!
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What are you guys doing?
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As the newly elected Chair
of the school's Events Committee,
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my first task is to organize
a fun event to raise money
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for the leaky roof in the school's gym.
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And guess who's helping?
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It's me. I'm helping.
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-Come here, you gotta check out our list.
-"A teacher-student--"
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[HORN BLOWS]
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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This is gonna be so good!
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience,
you see your choices one, two or three.
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You choose what kind of act Owen
and Rachel have to perform.
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We just started!
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First horn! Ah, ah, ah!
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
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We'll start the scene
with Rachel's last line,
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"Come here you gotta check out our list".
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ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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Come here, you gotta check out our list.
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"Ya know what, we don't need a whole list.
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We ha-- We've got one idea
that's a homerun.
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A Parent-Student High Flying Circus Act!"
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Wow!
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"Owen and I have already
been practicing a routine."
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-Wait, we have?
-Yeah.
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-Right now, let's go!
-I... Okay.
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Okay, look at this.
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-Put that on and you put that--
-Oh my gosh.
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-These are marked with our names...
-Yes.
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so I guess we should wear them.
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Those costumes just scream,
"Save our gym!"
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Don't they? Yeah.
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Yeah, I love when I dress up
like a peacock.
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[UPBEAT CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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ALL: Whoa!
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I told you putting
in a sky light would be a good idea.
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Yeah, we love
when people break in our house.
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-Rachel?
-Yes?
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It's your turn.
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Shouldn't have eaten
that extra beef jerky today.
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-Bring her up!
-What? Wait. Oh, hey!
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Okay, whatcha got in there, butterfly?
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Going with the beat.
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I feel alive!
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-This is your solo, Rachel!
-That's right! Here she comes!
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-Here she comes!
BYRON: That's just swinging.
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RACHEL: Here we go!
BYRON: You got to swing!
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- ♪ Tree top ♪
BYRON: Yes! Yes!
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-♪ There she blows! ♪
-Just swing! You so graceful!
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I feel like a beautiful butterfly
with a beautiful wedgie.
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Yes!
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That's it!
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Yes!
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-That's the finale!
-Upside down!
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You have muscles, Mom!
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[GROANS]
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[APPLAUDING]
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You think people will actually buy
a ticket to that with money?
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You should've heard
the ideas that didn't make the list.
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I was starting to wonder
if they'd ever even had fun.
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Well, thanks for just speaking up now.
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I didn't want to be the mean one
and figured Blair would do it for me.
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The whole school's counting on me
to raise money for the leaky roof!
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And nobody can find that,
"Caution Wet Floor" sign,
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so we had 12 kids
go to the hospital just last week.
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Gah! I should've known something was up
when they held that,
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Breaking Bones Is
A Totally Normal Part of Growing Up,
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emergency assembly.
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Listen, you need help from someone
who has their finger on the pulse of cool.
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Someone who's bold enough to throw the
most insane event our school's ever seen!
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Someone who would
be willing to help you out
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for a mere one percent
of total ticket sales.
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Sorry, I'm busy this week.
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I was talking about myself.
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Hmm.
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I would love to do this on my own,
but I suppose sometimes
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being a good leader is about accepting--
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Yes or no. I don't need a whole monologue.
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Yes!
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-Does Mom still get to help?
-Nope.
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All right. You kids have fun.
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Owen! Our promo video just went live!
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Blair, you were supposed to show it
to me so I could give you notes!
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Just watch it before you judge.
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BLAIR: Imagine a place
where reality and fantasy blur.
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A place where the coolest kids
can go to be cool and do cool stuff.
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Welcome to, OwenFest.
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Featuring some of
Frank Morris Middle School's
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most talked about students.
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William McFarland.
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-Clawdu, The Exchange Student.
MAN: Clawdu.
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BLAIR: And a very special appearance
by Karlee Rosenthal's older sister.
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MAN: Older sister.
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BLAIR: For a mere 39.99
plus a 20 dollar processing fee,
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your passport to the impossible awaits.
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Blair, gourmet catering? Bruno Mars?
Karlee Rosenthal's older sister?
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I was hoping you'd just, like,
get a disco ball or something!
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The school only gave me
400 dollars for this.
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Quick clarification you now
only have 77 dollars.
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-What?
-That video was not cheap.
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Also, I bought myself a new shirt.
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As the event promoter, I think we can both
agree it's important that I look good.
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I'm doomed.
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Look, events 101
is that you sell tickets first
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and then worry about planning it.
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Besides, I never said those people
or things would be at OwenFest,
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I just flashed them on the screen.
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If somebody's gonna
make assumptions, that's on them.
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No, it's called false advertising,
and it's never gonna work.
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Owen, it worked!
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OwenFest is already sold out!
You raised 4000 dollars!
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That's enough to fix the roof
and have enough left over
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to finally get doors
on the bathroom stalls. Whoo!
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You're a hero!
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Ya hear that, Owen? You're a hero.
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Me?
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A hero.
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We've got some party planning to do.
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[CHEERING]
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That's it!
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Man, I am starting to love being
the face of this event.
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Two weeks ago, Stacy Brum
didn't even know who I was,
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and now she's asking if she can be
upgraded to the VIP package.
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Wait, what's the VIP package?
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-Beats me.
-You came up with it!
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No.
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I came up with the idea of charging
an extra 20 dollars for VIP tickets.
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I have no clue what VIP even means.
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Alls I know is it equals more walking
around money for mama!
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Well, don't you think
we should figure that out?
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Listen, I'm the first to admit
that planning is not my strong suit.
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Which is why I'm bringing someone on board
who's gonna be able to execute our vision.
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-Is it Ruth?
-How'd you know?
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'Cause she's standing right there
and holding a clipboard.
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I'm gonna give it to ya
and I'm gonna give it to ya straight.
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You're in a pickle.
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I've crunched the numbers,
and you're already over budget.
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How much we talkin'?
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Let's see, are we gonna
do plastic plates, or paper?
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-Nah, we can do paper.
-Oh great, in that case,
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eight hundred thousand dollars.
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-Ruth we have 77 bucks.
-Actually more like 60.
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-What?
-I had to expense a business lunch.
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We'll circle back to the money sitch, but
first I wanna discuss the event's name.
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-How married are we to OwenFest?
-We're not changing the name, Ruth.
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-If you insist!
-Just work that calculator
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and make it happen, Ruth.
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I've gotta focus on being the face, soul,
and inspiration behind OwenFest.
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I'm gonna talk to him.
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Hey, kids.
Owen, I need to talk to you, now.
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We saw the video for OwenFest.
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We got curious when we kept
getting texts from parents asking
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if we could hook
their kids up with VIP tickets.
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Owen, we have some real concerns
about what we saw.
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If you think you are throwing that event
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without featuring a fire DJ set
by Byron Blatt, you are sorely mistaken!
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How could you not have gotten me
on that lineup, son?
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I thought you said you were busy.
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I was lying to you because I thought
it was gonna be super lame.
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But OwenFest looks like it's
about to pop all the way off!
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-I'll see what I can do.
-Tight!
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Let me go get my demo tape.
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More importantly, you made some pretty
lofty promises in that video, Owen.
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How are you planning
on making all this happen?
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Mom, you're getting
in the weeds on the details.
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This thing is already a success.
It's bigger than us. It's OwenFest!
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Yeah, Rachel, this will be the defining
moment of our generation.
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In 50 years, kids are gonna
be asking their grandparents,
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"Where were you during OwenFest?"
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Owen, I think this event
is starting to give you a big head.
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That is absolutely ridiculous.
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Hey, what do you think about these
decorations we got for the event?
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That's perfect!
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Well, the man of the hour has arrived!
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How we looking in there?
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Where have you been?
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I'm up to my ears in problems
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and Blair refuses
to help because she says, and I quote,
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[IN UNISON] "These hands weren't
made for unskilled labor".
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Sorry, but you don't know
what it's like to be me right now.
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Everyone wants a piece of Chief Good-Time.
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That's what I'm calling myself,
by the way, Chief Good-Time!
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Well, Chief Good-Time, why don't you come
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and take a look at what people
are about to walk into?
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Oh, this is different than our video.
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Ya think?
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This is our virtual reality arcade,
which is just my phone inside
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a hockey helmet I found in the woods.
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That smells like the bus station.
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But people do love the bus, so...
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RUTH: Here, we have
our chocolate fountain.
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Well, chocolate is chocolate.
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Oh, that is not chocolate.
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RUTH: This is our gourmet catering.
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What's on the menu, Elaine?
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[HORN BLOWS]
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-We got--
-Yes!
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ANNOUNCER:
All right, audience, what is on the menu?
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You choose what Owen has to eat.
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Give us something good, guys!
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RACHEL: I got a feeling
it's gonna be a twist on food.
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I got a feeling they're gonna
be a little surprising.
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♪ My name is Ramon and I'm here to say! ♪
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♪ -Hey!
-I wanna get mess all over me today! ♪
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♪ -Let's get messy!
-Hey, messy! ♪
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ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
Now back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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What's on the menu, Elaine?
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I present to you
my famous Sickening Sushi!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
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I'm gonna make you one right now.
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RUTH: Thank you!
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You know, I don't think rice
and peanut butter is a good combination.
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-Marshmallow.
RUTH: Is that--
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Oh, yes.
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I can tell you right now
I just lost my appetite.
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You like octopus?
Okay, I'll give you some octopus.
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[AUDIENCE GROANS]
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-You know what head cheese is?
-[IN UNISON] No.
242
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-Yeah, you don't want to know.
RUTH: Okay.
243
00:13:54,897 --> 00:13:56,941
Who hurt you? Are you okay?
244
00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:03,572
-You know what this sushi needs?
-What does it need?
245
00:14:03,656 --> 00:14:05,908
-Cooked beetles.
-Ohh.
246
00:14:07,451 --> 00:14:08,661
Oh.
247
00:14:11,664 --> 00:14:12,998
I think I need more.
248
00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:21,298
It tastes best with a little anchovy mayo.
249
00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:28,806
As the host of OwenFest,
it's only fair that you eat it first.
250
00:14:31,016 --> 00:14:32,184
Definitely!
251
00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:34,812
Whoa!
252
00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,815
-That is...
-Don't be alarmed if something's moving.
253
00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:38,899
Don't--
254
00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:44,196
[AUDIENCE GROANS]
255
00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:48,951
I taste the beetle.
256
00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:53,289
Yeah, I taste the whole family.
257
00:15:02,548 --> 00:15:04,216
You know what, Elaine?
258
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,136
You made this for us.
It's only fair you should eat it.
259
00:15:07,720 --> 00:15:10,306
[AUDIENCE CHEERS]
260
00:15:10,890 --> 00:15:13,267
AUDIENCE: Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
261
00:15:13,350 --> 00:15:15,936
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
262
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:20,900
Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
263
00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:22,943
[OWEN YELLS]
264
00:15:23,903 --> 00:15:25,613
OWEN: Yeah!
265
00:15:25,696 --> 00:15:27,865
The beetles really get in there,
don't they?
266
00:15:27,948 --> 00:15:30,034
-Woo, gosh!
RUTH: Nice crunchy taste, right?
267
00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:33,704
Let's have a round of applause
for Elaine, please!
268
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:35,206
-Oh yeah!
-Yeah!
269
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,505
So, as you can see, we've got
the food for OwenFest covered.
270
00:15:43,339 --> 00:15:46,801
The rest of the event
I'm not so sure about.
271
00:15:49,345 --> 00:15:52,098
Say hello to Bruno Mars.
272
00:15:55,017 --> 00:15:57,144
This isn't Bruno Mars.
273
00:15:57,228 --> 00:16:00,356
This is just Bonesy
the janitor dressed as Bruno Mars!
274
00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:07,113
Ladies and gentlemen, everybody making
a hands together for Bruno Mars.
275
00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:09,865
♪ A-dee-da-lee-bop-a-deedle-lee-dee! ♪
276
00:16:09,949 --> 00:16:12,368
♪ A-Bruno-Mars-a-dee-dee-dee-dee! ♪
277
00:16:15,663 --> 00:16:19,417
He legally changed his name
to Bruno Mars so we can't get sued.
278
00:16:20,710 --> 00:16:24,171
Good luck finding Bonesy now,
Jebsen County Parks Department.
279
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:30,970
Owen, these people paid 60 dollars
and are expecting a luxury event.
280
00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:32,888
They're gonna riot once they walk in here
281
00:16:32,972 --> 00:16:37,143
and realize OwenFest
is just Bonesy in a hat.
282
00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:38,436
Bruno Mars!
283
00:16:39,645 --> 00:16:42,148
I think it's time
to consider canceling this thing
284
00:16:42,231 --> 00:16:43,774
and refunding everyone their money.
285
00:16:43,858 --> 00:16:45,860
Have you gone mad, woman?
286
00:16:45,943 --> 00:16:48,237
Chief Good-Time
is the toast of the school!
287
00:16:48,320 --> 00:16:51,198
And if you think you're touching mama's
one percent of ticket sales,
288
00:16:51,282 --> 00:16:53,701
you got another thing coming.
289
00:16:53,784 --> 00:16:57,955
As OwenFest's self-appointed safety
chaperone, got a little report for ya.
290
00:16:58,039 --> 00:17:00,374
It's raining.
And the roof is leaking something fierce.
291
00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:01,917
Great point, Rachel!
292
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:06,005
If we refund people their money,
then the school gym won't ever get fixed!
293
00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:09,467
Don't you see, Ruth?
We are solving problems here.
294
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:10,885
Changing lives!
295
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:15,306
We are making a difference.
296
00:17:17,016 --> 00:17:18,642
[GROANS]
297
00:17:19,226 --> 00:17:21,020
Bruno Mars.
298
00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:25,733
[CHEERING]
299
00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:38,496
Just a couple more minutes
till doors open, folks!
300
00:17:38,579 --> 00:17:44,710
Have your wristbands on and remember
I am in no way legally responsible
301
00:17:44,794 --> 00:17:47,213
for anything happening inside.
302
00:17:49,799 --> 00:17:51,717
[CHEERING]
303
00:17:52,968 --> 00:17:55,429
Thank you, adoring public.
304
00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:58,724
We have quite the experience
in store for you!
305
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:00,851
You're a legend, Chief Good-Time!
306
00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:05,856
If it weren't for OwenFest, we'd all be
miserable and hate our dumb, boring lives!
307
00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:10,403
Hearing things like that
is why I do what I do!
308
00:18:10,486 --> 00:18:12,947
BYRON: You know what would
take OwenFest to the next level?
309
00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:16,701
A DJ set by DJ Byron Blatt! Yeah!
310
00:18:16,784 --> 00:18:18,953
-Yeah!
-Dad! Go home!
311
00:18:19,036 --> 00:18:20,996
Fine.
312
00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,289
Way to have my back, Clyde.
313
00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:28,379
-Mr. Chief Good-Time, sir.
-What's up with it?
314
00:18:28,462 --> 00:18:31,424
I was the little girl
who yelled stuff before.
315
00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:32,883
From the line.
316
00:18:32,967 --> 00:18:34,301
Like a minute ago.
317
00:18:35,302 --> 00:18:37,138
Yeah, I remember. What'cha got?
318
00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:40,349
I've been saving up my allowance
for something special,
319
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:43,394
and when I saw the video
for OwenFest, by golly,
320
00:18:43,477 --> 00:18:46,397
I just knew it was worthy of
my hard-earned money.
321
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,067
You spent your entire allowance
savings on a ticket to this?
322
00:18:50,151 --> 00:18:52,486
And the birthday money my nana sent!
323
00:18:52,570 --> 00:18:53,612
Rest in peace.
324
00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:58,284
I know she's looking down on me, pleased
as punch that I got the VIP Package.
325
00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:01,370
We did it, Nana! This is for you!
326
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:06,250
I'm sorry, if you could excuse me, my
conscience just punched me in the stomach.
327
00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:12,715
I'm canceling the event
and refunding everyone their money.
328
00:19:12,798 --> 00:19:14,550
-What?
-What we're doing is wrong.
329
00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:16,635
Even though we were doing it
for a good cause--
330
00:19:16,719 --> 00:19:17,720
Speak for yourself.
331
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:20,514
Even though I'm doing it for a good cause,
332
00:19:20,598 --> 00:19:24,435
fixing the gym's roof isn't worth
taking advantage of people.
333
00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:26,353
I'm gonna tell everyone the truth.
334
00:19:27,980 --> 00:19:30,649
It's time for Chief Good-Time
to face the music.
335
00:19:32,151 --> 00:19:33,652
Excuse me!
336
00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:38,199
Wait. I have an idea.
337
00:19:38,699 --> 00:19:41,952
[UPBEAT POP MUSIC PLAYING]
338
00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:50,002
How's everything going?
Owen seems remarkably un-beaten up.
339
00:19:50,086 --> 00:19:52,630
I gotta hand it to Blair,
she saved the day.
340
00:19:52,713 --> 00:19:56,759
-What did you do, Blair? What did you do?
-Nothing bad!
341
00:19:56,842 --> 00:19:59,887
-It was actually kinda genius.
-I came clean.
342
00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:02,515
Told them all the things
we promised in the video were lies
343
00:20:02,598 --> 00:20:04,767
-and offered to refund them their money.
-You did?
344
00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:08,938
Well, she said they could get a refund,
or, if they let us keep their money,
345
00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:11,607
they could be permitted entry
into the ultra-exclusive,
346
00:20:11,691 --> 00:20:15,611
secret event being DJ'd
by a mystery celebrity!
347
00:20:15,695 --> 00:20:17,196
Who's the mystery celebrity?
348
00:20:17,571 --> 00:20:19,699
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
349
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:24,995
'Ear me now!
350
00:20:25,079 --> 00:20:30,292
Issa your main star boy selectah,
DJ Byron Blatt in da house!
351
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:31,585
Yeah!
352
00:20:31,669 --> 00:20:35,256
Big ups to my man, Owen Blatt
for putting this turn up together.
353
00:20:35,339 --> 00:20:36,632
Les' go!
354
00:20:36,716 --> 00:20:37,925
[DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
355
00:20:38,426 --> 00:20:39,468
He's having fun.
356
00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:42,179
I'm impressed
you guys pulled this thing off.
357
00:20:42,263 --> 00:20:44,724
Everyone's insecure
and just wants to fit in.
358
00:20:44,807 --> 00:20:48,185
As long as an event is exclusive,
it doesn't have to be good.
359
00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:49,687
Look at these dopey sheep.
360
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:52,773
They're just happy that
someone stamped VIP on their hand.
361
00:20:52,857 --> 00:20:56,819
Whoa, a cheese sandwich! That's so VIP!
362
00:21:00,614 --> 00:21:04,535
My reputation is intact,
and the school still gets their money!
363
00:21:04,618 --> 00:21:06,495
This gym is as good as fixed.
364
00:21:06,579 --> 00:21:09,040
[HORN BLOWS]
365
00:21:12,418 --> 00:21:18,174
ANNOUNCER: Okay, last vote, audience.
You choose what goes wrong in the gym.
366
00:21:18,257 --> 00:21:22,219
My character the last scene said, the--
"it's raining, and the roof is leaking."
367
00:21:22,303 --> 00:21:23,679
It's gonna come from everywhere!
368
00:21:23,763 --> 00:21:26,849
-Waterfall. Just ffsshh.
ANNOUNCER: Votes are in.
369
00:21:26,932 --> 00:21:28,726
We'll start the scene with Owen's line,
370
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:32,980
"This gym is as good as fixed".
Then you'll read the note on the box.
371
00:21:33,064 --> 00:21:35,066
And let's go back to the scene.
372
00:21:36,317 --> 00:21:37,693
DIRECTOR: Action!
373
00:21:37,777 --> 00:21:39,779
This gym is as good as fixed.
374
00:21:39,862 --> 00:21:43,741
"Oh, by the way, check out these super
cool OwenFest glasses I made!
375
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:46,660
Let's all put them on
because they look cool,
376
00:21:46,744 --> 00:21:49,080
not for safety reasons
or anything like that."
377
00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:52,875
RACHEL: Owen, I'm so proud
of you for pulling this off.
378
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:58,214
"Your dad and I decided to get
you some sparkling cider to celebrate."
379
00:21:58,297 --> 00:22:00,549
-Go ahead and open it up.
-All right.
380
00:22:02,218 --> 00:22:04,428
-Over here so we don't hurt anybody.
-Gotcha.
381
00:22:04,512 --> 00:22:07,098
-Yeah.
RACHEL: Nothing bad is gonna happen here.
382
00:22:07,181 --> 00:22:08,182
Nothing.
383
00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:10,601
Oh, there we go!
384
00:22:11,143 --> 00:22:12,395
[CREAKING]
385
00:22:12,478 --> 00:22:14,271
Uh-oh. Uh-oh.
386
00:22:14,397 --> 00:22:15,940
-You are--
-No.
387
00:22:16,023 --> 00:22:17,608
-What is that?
-This is not good.
388
00:22:17,692 --> 00:22:22,071
The other side of this wall
is the school's swimming pool!
389
00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:23,197
-No!
-Oh no!
390
00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,865
[RUMBLING]
391
00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:26,742
[ALL SCREAM]
392
00:22:29,620 --> 00:22:31,539
[ALL SCREAM]
393
00:22:40,548 --> 00:22:43,592
Oh, there's the swim team.
394
00:22:43,676 --> 00:22:45,970
What have you done, Owen?
395
00:22:46,053 --> 00:22:50,558
The gym is absolutely ruined!
What are you going to do about it?
396
00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:57,815
-And that's our show!
-You guys have been a great crowd!
397
00:22:57,898 --> 00:22:58,899
Yeah!