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ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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-Got your back.
-[IN UNISON] Yeah, got your back.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Whoo!
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Welcome to Just Roll With It!
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When you hear this sound...
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[HORN BLOWS]
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The audience gets to vote on
what happens to us in scenes!
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OWEN: Yeah!
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I feel like we've grown so much
since we started this show.
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For example, I now wear goggles
every time I open up a box.
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When I hear a foghorn, I go into
the fetal position and scream.
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I wake up in the middle of the night
weeping for no reason.
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But, for the time being, we
are contractually obligated to...
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ALL: Just Roll With It!
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Okay! Time for a fun, family boat day.
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Yay, floating around
under a bunch of birds
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looking for a place
to take a bowel movement.
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-Fun.
-That's the spirit!
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Ahoy, fam! Welcome aboard.
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[IN UNISON] Oh!
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Gator, what happened to you?
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When you don't have a positive
male role model in your life,
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you end up seeking it out from
people who don't deserve--!
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No!
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Your face, dude.
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Oh, right!
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I accidentally took
a ten-hour nap on the deck.
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Gator, how did you come
up with your boat's name?
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That's hilarious.
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That's not the boat's name,
honey. That's graffiti.
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And I don't want you ever
saying that word.
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Great.
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A few quick rules before we set sail,
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life preservers must be worn at all times,
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no running on the deck
and keep your voices down.
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I don't want to disturb the Lake Erie
monsters from their watery slumber.
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Lake Erie monsters?
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Well, you kids have heard of
Garbage Pete before, right?
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Tell me you've heard of Titan,
the red ink squid?
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Have your parents never told you
the tale of Gustavo the Giant Clam?
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That's another reason
why you should wear sunscreen.
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The rays do a number on the old brain box.
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Today is gonna be great!
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[INHALES]
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I would've loved to have done stuff
like this when I was a kid,
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but my dad's idea of quality time was
taking me to the park to yell at hippies.
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Now that sounds fun!
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Let's go yell at some dirty hippies!
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Or, how about a mother-daughter
fishing lesson instead?
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Hard pass.
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I'm just going to sit here
with my eyes closed
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and imagine all the TV shows I'm missing.
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-Owen, you like boring stuff.
-Ah. That I do.
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Great! Let me show you how to stick
a hook through a worm's head or butt.
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Sorry, I've got my whole day planned out.
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Last week when half of our school
fell into that sinkhole,
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we were all feeling pretty down.
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Speak for yourself.
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I was so happy
I might name my first child Sinkhole.
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Anyway, when they announced
that school would be closed
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for three weeks while they do repairs,
I was nearly catatonic.
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No one knows what "catatonic" means.
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Owen, stop bullying your sister,
use normal words.
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I was very sad but then I realized
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even though the school
is temporarily closed,
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my mind can still be open for business.
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I got the next three months
of homework off of the dark web.
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Gonna sit here with this super-food beet
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and ginseng smoothie
and have a relaxing cram session.
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Oh, if you hear me giggling
to myself over there,
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it's because getting smarter tickles.
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Guys, I don't want you sulking
or learning.
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This is a family-bonding day.
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What's up, my Byro-maniacs?
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Just out here yachtin' it up
with the kids and wifey.
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You know how we do!
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Ah, yeah, I can't believe this is my life.
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Just goes to show you that the universe
gives back what you put out there.
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Hashtag, self-care. Hashtag, family love.
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Byron! Put that dumb phone down.
What are you doing?
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Trying to get my social media numbers up.
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I just found out Dirty Dan
has more followers than me.
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Ooh, is it because he beat you
at the Akron Radio Awards?
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Nah, it's probably because he beat us
on Family Squabbles.
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Kids, stop it.
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It's because his show beats
Byron every week in the ratings.
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Ha, ha.
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All that ends now,
because I talked to my sister.
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[IN UNISON] The marketing guru.
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She is!
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She's one of the most sought-after experts
on social media branding.
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She says if I want to get my
followers up, I have to post every--
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[HORN BLOWS]
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-There you go!
-Good luck!
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ANNOUNCER: It's time to vote.
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What sort of challenge should Byron do?
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Someone's about to get their followers on!
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Go big or go home, baby!
You are home but you get it.
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ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene.
MAN: Roll, please.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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"My sister is one of the most sought-after
experts on social media branding.
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And she says if I want to get
my followers up,
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I have to take the
Armpit or Fish Challenge."
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[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
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"I will put on a blindfold and
decide whether I'm smelling a fish
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or a random sweaty dude's armpit." Ahh!
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RACHEL: I can get behind this!
I can get behind this.
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You must be real desperate
for those likes, Byron.
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Yeah, I'll, I'll do anything for 'em,
baby, let's go! Thank you.
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I don't want to mess up your hat
or your followers might not like you.
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-Okay.
BYRON: Let's go.
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I'm gonna help facilitate
this for your Byro-maniacs.
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Yeah, this is for my followers!
I love my Byro-maniacs!
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What's up?
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All right.
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-I'm gonna bring you something...
-Okay
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...that's either a sweaty armpit
or a fish, okay?
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-Got you.
-I'm gonna step you a little closer to it.
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-That was scary rolling the back--
-I'm gonna take your hat off.
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-Okay.
-You can start smelling starting now.
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Ahh! What is that? That's a dude!
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I got a armpit hair in my nose.
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Oh, my gosh.
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-Okay.
-Okay, we got another one.
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Oh, that sounds like it's gonna be bad.
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All right. Come a little closer,
like towards me, just inch towards me.
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Whoa, whoa.
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Wh-- Hey! What is that?
What is that? What is that?
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-It's--
-You gotta smell it.
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Okay.
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-That's a fish! I know that's a fish.
-Okay.
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-Or a dude with scaly armpits.
-We don't know yet.
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Okay, so the third one's gonna be
a little more challenging, okay?
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Okay. Okay.
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[AUDIENCE GROANS]
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Oh!
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Don't let it be the first dude!
Okay, okay.
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You got this, baby.
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-This is for followers, right?
-Get my followers up!
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Okay, take a big whiff.
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Ahh! What is that? What is that?
What is that? What is that?
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That's a fishy dude!
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What is that?
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Everybody follow me.
I'm way better than DJ Dirty Dan!
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Hey!
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Thank you.
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And give it up for them.
I don't know where they came from.
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Toledo.
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Byron, you can't keep letting
your sister tell you what to do.
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I'm the only one
who gets to tell you what to do.
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Well, technically as the captain
of this ship,
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-I get to tell people what to--
-Gator, untie us from the dock.
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-We're shipping out.
-Aye-aye, Cap'n.
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Okay, time for some forced family bonding.
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The wind in our sails,
the sea breeze in our lungs.
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Nothing's gonna stop me from having fun!
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[BUOY DINGING]
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Uh-huh. Still having fun. Uh...
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Just a minor setback.
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Byron, can you hand me another bucket?
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Comin' back at ya, Byro-maniacs.
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Just a little update on the wifey.
She filled up another bucket.
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It smells really nasty in here.
Hold on, let me try and find a puke emoji.
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Byron, are you seriously
live streaming right now?
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-Ah, my sister said--
-I don't care what your sister says.
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Now put that thing away
and go back up on deck.
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I think the worst is behin--
It's not behind me!
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[GROANS, THEN WHIMPERS]
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Hey, Rachel, whatcha doing
with my pee buckets?
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Oh, Gator!
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Okay, this has been a disaster.
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We're officially not a boat family.
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I'm heading up
to turn this barf barge around.
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With any luck, we can make it home
just in time to do nothing.
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Oh, no you don't! Blair, stop it!
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We're not going home.
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We are making beautiful family
me-- me-hem-mories!
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-When I was a little girl--
-We get it.
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Your dad ruined your life,
so now you want to ruin ours.
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But you can break the cycle, Mom.
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You can break the cycle.
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We are having fun!
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No one's having fun!
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Guys, that's not good for the sail.
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Face it, Mom, no one wants to be here.
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-I want to be here!
-[WOOD SNAPS]
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Oh! Oh!
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Mr. Sail! Oh!
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No!
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I wasn't recording! Can we do that again?
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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Gator, how could your mast
just snap off like that?
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It's an old boat!
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Plus the guy who sold it to me told me
it had a termite problem,
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but that was years ago, and I'd assumed
it had run its course by now.
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Now we're stuck out here.
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This is the worst thing
that has ever happened to us.
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Oh, please, we've been
in way worse situations than this.
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[HORN BLOWS]
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You said it! You said it!
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, what
worse situation was Rachel talking about?
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Sometimes when I hit hard times,
I just try to stay afloat.
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Pfft. Oh!
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in.
Let's go back to the scene.
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DIRECTOR: Action!
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Please, we've been
in way worse situations than this.
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Looks like somebody left us a big gift.
Let's open it.
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Should we be concerned
that someone got into our house?
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All right, I've always
wanted one of these.
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"Hey there, Beatz 101 fam!
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-It's your mortal frenemy DJ Dirty Dan."
-[IN UNISON] Oh.
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Ha, ha!
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"I wanted to make amends by
sending you over this gift.
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But put on these goggles
and shower caps before you enjoy it."
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Oh, boy.
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Actually, I have a good feeling
about this.
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Maybe DJ Dirty Dan's not so dirty
after all.
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BLAIR: Maybe.
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-I like your optimism.
-[BEEPING]
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-Wait.
-Wait.
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It sounds like it's counting down!
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We should probably cut
these wires, you guys.
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Maybe it's a good beeping like chocolate.
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Like a giant pager, you're right.
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I'm cutting my wire, okay? Here I go.
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Okay. All right.
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-See that wasn't bad.
RACHEL: Right.
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It's like a party.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDS]
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BYRON: Okay.
RACHEL: Here we go.
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Let me. I got ya.
Let's go, baby, right here, come on.
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Put it up. Put your hands on there.
Let's go. Let's do it together. Ahh!
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[SCREAMS]
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BYRON: Ha, ha!
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See? Look. This,
it's marshmallows. That's nice.
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-Free snacks! Okay.
BYRON: Yeah.
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-I want to eat it.
BYRON: Don't worry. They're good.
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-You gonna cut your wire?
-Yeah. I'm gonna cut my wire.
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AUDIENCE: Ohh.
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RACHEL: Okay.
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-Popcorn. Yeah, yeah.
RACHEL: All right.
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-What's this?
OWEN: Uh, okay.
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Ahh! There's no butter. What a monster!
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BLAIR: What are you doing?
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I got a good feeling about this.
I'm gonna cut my wire right now.
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I respect you, babe. I respect you.
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[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
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So, Dad, you feeling good about this now?
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[ALARM RINGING]
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00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:22,216
RACHEL: Oh, okay.
253
00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:24,510
Oh, okay. Okay.
254
00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:32,893
-Why is it always goo?
-Why is it always goo?
255
00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:37,064
Actually, no, this one's the worst.
256
00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:39,567
Fear not, fam. The boat's got a motor.
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All ya gotta do is turn it on.
258
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,571
[ENGINE STARTS, THEN STOPS]
259
00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:45,865
Huh. Engine's not working.
260
00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:47,575
Maybe the motor oil's gone bad.
261
00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:53,831
This isn't motor oil at all!
262
00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:55,499
Gator, what if it had been?
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00:14:58,169 --> 00:15:02,381
Tastes like a super-food beet and...
264
00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:07,720
ginseng smoothie!
265
00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:13,684
Oh, actually, about that. I can explain.
266
00:15:13,768 --> 00:15:16,896
I was really deep in the groove
on an intense study sesh.
267
00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:20,524
I'm talking speed tests,
reading comp quizzes, prep.
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00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:25,571
Suddenly, I found myself face to face
with a twelfth grade calculus question.
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00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:28,949
First, I got scared,
but then the rush kicked in.
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I fired up my graphing calculator
and said,
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"Buckle up, big boy,
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-we're going on a calculations journey--"
-Owen, get on with the story!
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I accidentally knocked my smoothie
into the engine.
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[GROANING]
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00:15:42,213 --> 00:15:45,424
No! You're supposed to be the smart one!
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I'll go and try to radio for help.
277
00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:50,429
Byron, I've seen how this storybook ends.
278
00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:54,016
We're rudderless, adrift,
at the mercy of the currents now.
279
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,560
And Neptune is a vengeful god.
280
00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:59,814
We need to make
some uncomfortable decisions here.
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00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:02,358
What are you talking about?
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00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:03,651
[WHISPERS] A sacrifice.
283
00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:06,112
[IN NORMAL VOICE]
We've got to throw someone overboard.
284
00:16:06,195 --> 00:16:09,323
It's the only way to get back
in the good graces of Mother Ocean.
285
00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,742
Blair, I'm not throwing my wife
or son overboard.
286
00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:13,285
What about Gator?
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00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:15,204
We'll see how he does with the radio.
288
00:16:15,287 --> 00:16:17,832
Mayday! SOS.
289
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,918
We're a boat adrift
in the middle of Lake Erie
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00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:24,380
and I'm super freaked out
'cause it's monster season.
291
00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:26,340
-Can anybody hear me?
-[MOTOR RUNNING]
292
00:16:26,424 --> 00:16:28,676
-What's that?
-It's a speedboat!
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00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:30,678
OWEN: We're saved!
294
00:16:30,761 --> 00:16:32,555
BYRON: DJ Dirty Dan!
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00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:37,226
Of all the great lakes in all the world,
you had to motor into mine!
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00:16:37,309 --> 00:16:38,644
Well, well, well.
297
00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:42,189
If it isn't my arch nemesis who I don't
actually consider a nemesis at all
298
00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:45,359
because I beat him at Family Squabbles,
and every week in the ratings.
299
00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:47,820
Ooh, and don't forget
the Akron Radio Awards.
300
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,613
I love you so much.
301
00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,491
Just keep boating, Dirty Dan.
302
00:16:52,575 --> 00:16:54,410
No, don't keep boating. We need your help.
303
00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:58,414
Oh yeah, I notice that your mast
had broken in half. Why'd you do that?
304
00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,834
We're not good at boats.
305
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,335
Uh, can you tow us back to shore?
306
00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:06,130
Sure thing, I've got all
the equipment necessary
307
00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:08,466
to get you guys safely back to dry land.
308
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,760
Let me just get some video
of this, though.
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00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:13,596
I'm sure my adoring fans
would love to see me save a fellow DJ,
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00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:16,682
who's in such
a ridiculously hopeless state.
311
00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,851
Oh, don't worry, Byron,
I'll tag ya in this.
312
00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:23,397
-What up, Dirt Nation, here we are--
-You go and get outta here, DJ Dirty Dan!
313
00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:26,901
Go on now. Git! We don't need you
or your lifesaving help!
314
00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,986
-We'll be just fine! Mm-mm.
-No, no.
315
00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,654
Suit yourself.
316
00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:33,074
Come on. Let's go
have fun in our working boat.
317
00:17:33,157 --> 00:17:36,369
-I love you so much.
-I love you so much.
318
00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,835
Byron! What is wrong with you?
319
00:17:44,919 --> 00:17:47,088
What is wrong with me? You broke the mast!
320
00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,757
Excuse me?
Blair and I both broke the mast.
321
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,467
Oh sure, blame me.
322
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,469
None of us would even be on this dumb boat
323
00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:56,097
if you weren't trying to make us
do the things
324
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:58,349
'cause your dad didn't,
325
00:17:58,432 --> 00:18:01,894
so you're just try--
Owen, what am I trying to say?
326
00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:04,271
Living your childhood
vicariously through us.
327
00:18:04,355 --> 00:18:06,399
Yeah! That!
328
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,192
Listen, let's not point fingers here.
329
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,820
You are all equally to blame
for the situation we're in.
330
00:18:10,903 --> 00:18:12,697
-Seriously?
-You broke the engine!
331
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,324
-Well, I'm sorry!
-Sorry, but if you would have had my back.
332
00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:17,034
[RADIO SQUAWKS]
333
00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:20,579
Everyone, quiet! The radio! It's working!
334
00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:23,040
MAN: A weather advisory for
the Lake Erie region,
335
00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:26,377
all boats should immediately
return to shore and find safety.
336
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,213
Repeat, there's a violent freak storm
the likes of which
337
00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:31,799
have never been seen
heading towards the Lake Erie region.
338
00:18:31,882 --> 00:18:33,718
[THUNDER RUMBLING]
339
00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:37,847
DJ Dirty Dan come back! I changed my mind!
340
00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:47,523
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
341
00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:57,658
The storm looks pretty bad!
We're gonna have to wait it out in here.
342
00:18:58,784 --> 00:19:00,244
Hey, Mom!
343
00:19:03,539 --> 00:19:06,417
No, Blair.
We are not throwing Owen overboard.
344
00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,712
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
345
00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:13,132
MAN: Update on the violent
freak storm the likes of which
346
00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:15,885
have never been seen over Lake Erie.
347
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:17,595
[HORN BLOWS]
348
00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,389
-That was quick. That was quick!
-That was so fast!
349
00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:21,932
That was like right on it.
350
00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:28,439
ANNOUNCER: It's the last vote, what
monster is coming for the family?
351
00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:31,359
Someone in the audience was like, "Oh".
352
00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:34,653
DIRECTOR: We will start the scene on
radio voice's new line. Okay?
353
00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:36,530
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
354
00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:38,199
DIRECTOR: Action!
355
00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:40,826
MAN: Update on the violent
freak storm the likes of
356
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,245
which have never been seen over Lake Erie.
357
00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:46,040
We're getting another distressing
bulletin that Titan,
358
00:19:46,123 --> 00:19:49,794
the fabled Red Ink Squid has been awoken.
359
00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:52,296
Oh my!
360
00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:56,509
Awoken from its decade long
slumber and is looking for a small,
361
00:19:56,592 --> 00:20:00,221
powerless watercraft to swallow whole.
So be careful out there!
362
00:20:00,304 --> 00:20:01,931
-Swallow whole?
-Swallow?
363
00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:04,016
We all get together.
We all get in a group hug.
364
00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,894
I didn't even know squids had mouths.
365
00:20:06,977 --> 00:20:10,189
-You guys, this is still a bonding moment.
-[CRACKS]
366
00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:11,774
Oh, all the same.
367
00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:18,572
-Shrimp.
-Well, that's some serious squid barf.
368
00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,743
Oh my goodness!
369
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:24,537
What is that?
370
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,788
That's a squid.
371
00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:28,165
[ALL SCREAMING]
372
00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:44,724
Oh, guys, I know how Titan got her name!
373
00:20:45,141 --> 00:20:46,684
Whoo!
374
00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:48,811
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
375
00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,105
Whoo!
376
00:20:59,113 --> 00:21:03,242
Don't worry, family, I'll save you!
377
00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:04,744
-Gator! Gator!
-Gator!
378
00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:06,245
GATOR: Watch out!
-[SQUID ROARING]
379
00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,789
-Gator!
-No!
380
00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:18,674
-I wanna live!
-Guys, I'm sorry.
381
00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:21,761
-This is all my fault.
BYRON: No!
382
00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,095
I was wrong.
383
00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:26,474
I got too wrapped up
in my rivalry with DJ Dirty Dan.
384
00:21:26,557 --> 00:21:30,186
No. I was wrong.
I'm the one who broke the engine.
385
00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:34,440
Guys! I hate to say this but I was right!
386
00:21:34,523 --> 00:21:36,609
We should have stayed home!
387
00:21:36,692 --> 00:21:38,652
I mean...
388
00:21:41,697 --> 00:21:43,032
I love you guys.
389
00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:44,533
-I love you .
-We love you too.
390
00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:46,660
[THUNDER CRASHING]
391
00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:51,082
I have something else
I need to tell you guys.
392
00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:52,416
Me too. So do I--
393
00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,293
[HORN BLOWS]
394
00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:55,669
What?
395
00:21:58,214 --> 00:22:00,925
BLAIR: No, I don't love you!
396
00:22:01,008 --> 00:22:05,096
ANNOUNCER:
Okay, it's a surprise fourth vote and you,
397
00:22:05,179 --> 00:22:10,267
the audience, get to decide
what happens in the next episode.
398
00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:13,062
How are they gonna top all that goop?
399
00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:16,273
Rachel will be cued to read
a line off a new cue-card.
400
00:22:16,357 --> 00:22:19,819
ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene.
DIRECTOR: Action!
401
00:22:19,902 --> 00:22:21,821
I have something else
I need to tell you guys.
402
00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:22,905
Me too.
403
00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,996
"The reason it was so important
for me to try to have this fun,
404
00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,791
family outing is because
starting tomorrow,
405
00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:36,293
it's not just gonna be
the four of us anymore.
406
00:22:36,377 --> 00:22:40,131
My cranky, drill sergeant father
is coming to live with us."
407
00:22:46,011 --> 00:22:48,723
So, like, we're getting
another cast member?
408
00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:53,853
Is that what's happening?
409
00:22:56,147 --> 00:22:59,859
-I guess that's what the audience wanted!
-Hey!