1 00:00:01,147 --> 00:00:04,025 ANNOUNCER: Welcome to Just Roll With It! 2 00:00:04,108 --> 00:00:05,359 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 3 00:00:22,251 --> 00:00:24,503 -Got your back. -[IN UNISON] Yeah, got your back. 4 00:00:24,587 --> 00:00:25,963 [BELL RINGS] 5 00:00:37,141 --> 00:00:38,809 Whoo! 6 00:00:40,061 --> 00:00:43,356 Welcome to Just Roll With It! 7 00:00:47,693 --> 00:00:49,862 When you hear this sound... 8 00:00:49,945 --> 00:00:52,239 [HORN BLOWS] 9 00:00:52,323 --> 00:00:55,659 The audience gets to vote on what happens to us in scenes! 10 00:00:55,743 --> 00:00:56,911 OWEN: Yeah! 11 00:00:59,622 --> 00:01:03,959 I feel like we've grown so much since we started this show. 12 00:01:04,043 --> 00:01:08,130 For example, I now wear goggles every time I open up a box. 13 00:01:09,507 --> 00:01:13,552 When I hear a foghorn, I go into the fetal position and scream. 14 00:01:14,929 --> 00:01:18,015 I wake up in the middle of the night weeping for no reason. 15 00:01:19,266 --> 00:01:23,396 But, for the time being, we are contractually obligated to... 16 00:01:23,479 --> 00:01:27,024 ALL: Just Roll With It! 17 00:01:38,577 --> 00:01:43,416 Okay! Time for a fun, family boat day. 18 00:01:43,499 --> 00:01:46,085 Yay, floating around under a bunch of birds 19 00:01:46,168 --> 00:01:48,546 looking for a place to take a bowel movement. 20 00:01:50,923 --> 00:01:53,509 -Fun. -That's the spirit! 21 00:01:53,592 --> 00:01:55,928 Ahoy, fam! Welcome aboard. 22 00:01:56,011 --> 00:01:57,304 [IN UNISON] Oh! 23 00:01:57,722 --> 00:02:00,516 Gator, what happened to you? 24 00:02:00,599 --> 00:02:03,310 When you don't have a positive male role model in your life, 25 00:02:03,394 --> 00:02:05,896 you end up seeking it out from people who don't deserve--! 26 00:02:05,980 --> 00:02:07,106 No! 27 00:02:07,690 --> 00:02:09,150 Your face, dude. 28 00:02:09,233 --> 00:02:10,276 Oh, right! 29 00:02:10,359 --> 00:02:12,820 I accidentally took a ten-hour nap on the deck. 30 00:02:14,947 --> 00:02:18,117 Gator, how did you come up with your boat's name? 31 00:02:18,200 --> 00:02:19,827 That's hilarious. 32 00:02:19,910 --> 00:02:22,163 That's not the boat's name, honey. That's graffiti. 33 00:02:22,246 --> 00:02:24,248 And I don't want you ever saying that word. 34 00:02:25,458 --> 00:02:26,500 Great. 35 00:02:26,584 --> 00:02:28,878 A few quick rules before we set sail, 36 00:02:28,961 --> 00:02:31,630 life preservers must be worn at all times, 37 00:02:31,714 --> 00:02:36,093 no running on the deck and keep your voices down. 38 00:02:36,177 --> 00:02:40,765 I don't want to disturb the Lake Erie monsters from their watery slumber. 39 00:02:41,807 --> 00:02:44,518 Lake Erie monsters? 40 00:02:44,602 --> 00:02:47,313 Well, you kids have heard of Garbage Pete before, right? 41 00:02:49,023 --> 00:02:51,400 Tell me you've heard of Titan, the red ink squid? 42 00:02:52,860 --> 00:02:56,405 Have your parents never told you the tale of Gustavo the Giant Clam? 43 00:02:57,865 --> 00:03:00,868 That's another reason why you should wear sunscreen. 44 00:03:00,951 --> 00:03:04,121 The rays do a number on the old brain box. 45 00:03:05,623 --> 00:03:07,666 Today is gonna be great! 46 00:03:07,750 --> 00:03:09,001 [INHALES] 47 00:03:09,543 --> 00:03:12,338 I would've loved to have done stuff like this when I was a kid, 48 00:03:12,421 --> 00:03:17,802 but my dad's idea of quality time was taking me to the park to yell at hippies. 49 00:03:17,885 --> 00:03:19,929 Now that sounds fun! 50 00:03:20,012 --> 00:03:23,307 Let's go yell at some dirty hippies! 51 00:03:23,391 --> 00:03:26,602 Or, how about a mother-daughter fishing lesson instead? 52 00:03:28,062 --> 00:03:29,897 Hard pass. 53 00:03:29,980 --> 00:03:32,066 I'm just going to sit here with my eyes closed 54 00:03:32,149 --> 00:03:34,777 and imagine all the TV shows I'm missing. 55 00:03:36,112 --> 00:03:39,782 -Owen, you like boring stuff. -Ah. That I do. 56 00:03:39,865 --> 00:03:43,577 Great! Let me show you how to stick a hook through a worm's head or butt. 57 00:03:44,578 --> 00:03:46,956 Sorry, I've got my whole day planned out. 58 00:03:47,039 --> 00:03:49,667 Last week when half of our school fell into that sinkhole, 59 00:03:49,750 --> 00:03:51,252 we were all feeling pretty down. 60 00:03:51,335 --> 00:03:52,420 Speak for yourself. 61 00:03:52,503 --> 00:03:55,881 I was so happy I might name my first child Sinkhole. 62 00:03:57,383 --> 00:03:59,677 Anyway, when they announced that school would be closed 63 00:03:59,760 --> 00:04:03,013 for three weeks while they do repairs, I was nearly catatonic. 64 00:04:03,097 --> 00:04:05,391 No one knows what "catatonic" means. 65 00:04:05,474 --> 00:04:09,186 Owen, stop bullying your sister, use normal words. 66 00:04:10,688 --> 00:04:14,942 I was very sad but then I realized 67 00:04:15,026 --> 00:04:16,902 even though the school is temporarily closed, 68 00:04:16,986 --> 00:04:20,031 my mind can still be open for business. 69 00:04:20,114 --> 00:04:23,200 I got the next three months of homework off of the dark web. 70 00:04:23,284 --> 00:04:25,036 Gonna sit here with this super-food beet 71 00:04:25,119 --> 00:04:28,873 and ginseng smoothie and have a relaxing cram session. 72 00:04:28,956 --> 00:04:32,001 Oh, if you hear me giggling to myself over there, 73 00:04:32,084 --> 00:04:34,336 it's because getting smarter tickles. 74 00:04:38,007 --> 00:04:40,593 Guys, I don't want you sulking or learning. 75 00:04:40,676 --> 00:04:42,595 This is a family-bonding day. 76 00:04:42,678 --> 00:04:46,182 What's up, my Byro-maniacs? 77 00:04:46,265 --> 00:04:49,226 Just out here yachtin' it up with the kids and wifey. 78 00:04:49,310 --> 00:04:52,313 You know how we do! 79 00:04:52,396 --> 00:04:55,733 Ah, yeah, I can't believe this is my life. 80 00:04:55,816 --> 00:04:59,070 Just goes to show you that the universe gives back what you put out there. 81 00:04:59,153 --> 00:05:03,074 Hashtag, self-care. Hashtag, family love. 82 00:05:03,157 --> 00:05:06,410 Byron! Put that dumb phone down. What are you doing? 83 00:05:06,494 --> 00:05:08,245 Trying to get my social media numbers up. 84 00:05:08,329 --> 00:05:10,956 I just found out Dirty Dan has more followers than me. 85 00:05:11,040 --> 00:05:14,418 Ooh, is it because he beat you at the Akron Radio Awards? 86 00:05:14,502 --> 00:05:17,254 Nah, it's probably because he beat us on Family Squabbles. 87 00:05:17,338 --> 00:05:19,131 Kids, stop it. 88 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:22,051 It's because his show beats Byron every week in the ratings. 89 00:05:22,426 --> 00:05:23,761 Ha, ha. 90 00:05:23,844 --> 00:05:26,889 All that ends now, because I talked to my sister. 91 00:05:26,972 --> 00:05:29,100 [IN UNISON] The marketing guru. 92 00:05:29,183 --> 00:05:30,434 She is! 93 00:05:30,518 --> 00:05:33,354 She's one of the most sought-after experts on social media branding. 94 00:05:33,437 --> 00:05:36,232 She says if I want to get my followers up, I have to post every-- 95 00:05:36,315 --> 00:05:38,359 [HORN BLOWS] 96 00:05:41,779 --> 00:05:44,031 -There you go! -Good luck! 97 00:05:46,117 --> 00:05:47,576 ANNOUNCER: It's time to vote. 98 00:05:47,660 --> 00:05:51,163 What sort of challenge should Byron do? 99 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:54,083 Someone's about to get their followers on! 100 00:05:54,166 --> 00:05:57,253 Go big or go home, baby! You are home but you get it. 101 00:05:57,336 --> 00:05:59,547 ANNOUNCER: Now back to the scene. MAN: Roll, please. 102 00:06:00,881 --> 00:06:02,758 DIRECTOR: Action! 103 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:07,012 "My sister is one of the most sought-after experts on social media branding. 104 00:06:07,096 --> 00:06:09,181 And she says if I want to get my followers up, 105 00:06:09,265 --> 00:06:12,309 I have to take the Armpit or Fish Challenge." 106 00:06:12,435 --> 00:06:14,603 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 107 00:06:17,231 --> 00:06:21,402 "I will put on a blindfold and decide whether I'm smelling a fish 108 00:06:21,485 --> 00:06:24,739 or a random sweaty dude's armpit." Ahh! 109 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:28,701 RACHEL: I can get behind this! I can get behind this. 110 00:06:28,784 --> 00:06:31,495 You must be real desperate for those likes, Byron. 111 00:06:31,579 --> 00:06:34,915 Yeah, I'll, I'll do anything for 'em, baby, let's go! Thank you. 112 00:06:34,999 --> 00:06:39,587 I don't want to mess up your hat or your followers might not like you. 113 00:06:39,670 --> 00:06:40,713 -Okay. BYRON: Let's go. 114 00:06:40,796 --> 00:06:44,008 I'm gonna help facilitate this for your Byro-maniacs. 115 00:06:44,091 --> 00:06:47,511 Yeah, this is for my followers! I love my Byro-maniacs! 116 00:06:47,595 --> 00:06:48,637 What's up? 117 00:06:50,389 --> 00:06:51,599 All right. 118 00:06:51,682 --> 00:06:54,769 -I'm gonna bring you something... -Okay 119 00:06:54,852 --> 00:06:58,773 ...that's either a sweaty armpit or a fish, okay? 120 00:06:58,856 --> 00:07:01,108 -Got you. -I'm gonna step you a little closer to it. 121 00:07:01,192 --> 00:07:03,986 -That was scary rolling the back-- -I'm gonna take your hat off. 122 00:07:04,070 --> 00:07:07,448 -Okay. -You can start smelling starting now. 123 00:07:10,284 --> 00:07:14,288 Ahh! What is that? That's a dude! 124 00:07:16,624 --> 00:07:19,668 I got a armpit hair in my nose. 125 00:07:19,752 --> 00:07:21,420 Oh, my gosh. 126 00:07:23,255 --> 00:07:26,967 -Okay. -Okay, we got another one. 127 00:07:27,051 --> 00:07:29,136 Oh, that sounds like it's gonna be bad. 128 00:07:29,220 --> 00:07:33,182 All right. Come a little closer, like towards me, just inch towards me. 129 00:07:34,683 --> 00:07:36,143 Whoa, whoa. 130 00:07:36,227 --> 00:07:38,521 Wh-- Hey! What is that? What is that? What is that? 131 00:07:38,604 --> 00:07:40,064 -It's-- -You gotta smell it. 132 00:07:40,147 --> 00:07:41,607 Okay. 133 00:07:41,691 --> 00:07:43,651 -That's a fish! I know that's a fish. -Okay. 134 00:07:43,734 --> 00:07:47,571 -Or a dude with scaly armpits. -We don't know yet. 135 00:07:47,655 --> 00:07:50,783 Okay, so the third one's gonna be a little more challenging, okay? 136 00:07:50,866 --> 00:07:52,201 Okay. Okay. 137 00:07:52,284 --> 00:07:53,577 [AUDIENCE GROANS] 138 00:07:53,828 --> 00:07:54,954 Oh! 139 00:07:55,204 --> 00:07:57,665 Don't let it be the first dude! Okay, okay. 140 00:07:57,748 --> 00:07:58,916 You got this, baby. 141 00:07:58,999 --> 00:08:01,711 -This is for followers, right? -Get my followers up! 142 00:08:01,794 --> 00:08:03,170 Okay, take a big whiff. 143 00:08:04,547 --> 00:08:09,635 Ahh! What is that? What is that? What is that? What is that? 144 00:08:09,719 --> 00:08:12,388 That's a fishy dude! 145 00:08:12,471 --> 00:08:14,223 What is that? 146 00:08:17,893 --> 00:08:21,522 Everybody follow me. I'm way better than DJ Dirty Dan! 147 00:08:21,605 --> 00:08:22,732 Hey! 148 00:08:24,608 --> 00:08:26,152 Thank you. 149 00:08:26,235 --> 00:08:28,863 And give it up for them. I don't know where they came from. 150 00:08:28,946 --> 00:08:29,989 Toledo. 151 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:37,329 Byron, you can't keep letting your sister tell you what to do. 152 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,166 I'm the only one who gets to tell you what to do. 153 00:08:41,584 --> 00:08:44,211 Well, technically as the captain of this ship, 154 00:08:44,295 --> 00:08:47,423 -I get to tell people what to-- -Gator, untie us from the dock. 155 00:08:47,506 --> 00:08:50,843 -We're shipping out. -Aye-aye, Cap'n. 156 00:08:50,926 --> 00:08:55,389 Okay, time for some forced family bonding. 157 00:08:55,473 --> 00:08:59,435 The wind in our sails, the sea breeze in our lungs. 158 00:08:59,518 --> 00:09:02,480 Nothing's gonna stop me from having fun! 159 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:03,898 [BUOY DINGING] 160 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:09,779 Uh-huh. Still having fun. Uh... 161 00:09:10,905 --> 00:09:12,656 Just a minor setback. 162 00:09:13,741 --> 00:09:15,826 Byron, can you hand me another bucket? 163 00:09:15,910 --> 00:09:18,746 Comin' back at ya, Byro-maniacs. 164 00:09:18,829 --> 00:09:23,834 Just a little update on the wifey. She filled up another bucket. 165 00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:27,922 It smells really nasty in here. Hold on, let me try and find a puke emoji. 166 00:09:28,005 --> 00:09:30,466 Byron, are you seriously live streaming right now? 167 00:09:30,549 --> 00:09:33,302 -Ah, my sister said-- -I don't care what your sister says. 168 00:09:33,386 --> 00:09:36,222 Now put that thing away and go back up on deck. 169 00:09:36,305 --> 00:09:39,975 I think the worst is behin-- It's not behind me! 170 00:09:40,059 --> 00:09:42,186 [GROANS, THEN WHIMPERS] 171 00:09:43,437 --> 00:09:45,856 Hey, Rachel, whatcha doing with my pee buckets? 172 00:09:45,940 --> 00:09:48,359 Oh, Gator! 173 00:09:48,442 --> 00:09:51,112 Okay, this has been a disaster. 174 00:09:51,195 --> 00:09:53,864 We're officially not a boat family. 175 00:09:53,948 --> 00:09:56,409 I'm heading up to turn this barf barge around. 176 00:09:56,492 --> 00:09:59,620 With any luck, we can make it home just in time to do nothing. 177 00:10:01,622 --> 00:10:05,167 Oh, no you don't! Blair, stop it! 178 00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:06,502 We're not going home. 179 00:10:06,585 --> 00:10:12,341 We are making beautiful family me-- me-hem-mories! 180 00:10:12,425 --> 00:10:14,677 -When I was a little girl-- -We get it. 181 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,763 Your dad ruined your life, so now you want to ruin ours. 182 00:10:17,847 --> 00:10:19,515 But you can break the cycle, Mom. 183 00:10:19,598 --> 00:10:21,308 You can break the cycle. 184 00:10:21,392 --> 00:10:23,686 We are having fun! 185 00:10:23,769 --> 00:10:27,023 No one's having fun! 186 00:10:27,106 --> 00:10:28,816 Guys, that's not good for the sail. 187 00:10:28,899 --> 00:10:32,028 Face it, Mom, no one wants to be here. 188 00:10:32,111 --> 00:10:34,739 -I want to be here! -[WOOD SNAPS] 189 00:10:34,822 --> 00:10:36,407 Oh! Oh! 190 00:10:36,490 --> 00:10:39,410 Mr. Sail! Oh! 191 00:10:41,495 --> 00:10:43,622 No! 192 00:10:43,706 --> 00:10:46,333 I wasn't recording! Can we do that again? 193 00:10:49,920 --> 00:10:52,465 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 194 00:10:58,971 --> 00:11:02,391 Gator, how could your mast just snap off like that? 195 00:11:02,475 --> 00:11:03,642 It's an old boat! 196 00:11:03,726 --> 00:11:06,395 Plus the guy who sold it to me told me it had a termite problem, 197 00:11:06,479 --> 00:11:09,357 but that was years ago, and I'd assumed it had run its course by now. 198 00:11:11,233 --> 00:11:13,486 Now we're stuck out here. 199 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:16,238 This is the worst thing that has ever happened to us. 200 00:11:16,322 --> 00:11:19,867 Oh, please, we've been in way worse situations than this. 201 00:11:20,409 --> 00:11:22,578 [HORN BLOWS] 202 00:11:25,998 --> 00:11:29,001 You said it! You said it! 203 00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:34,298 ANNOUNCER: Okay, audience, what worse situation was Rachel talking about? 204 00:11:34,382 --> 00:11:37,259 Sometimes when I hit hard times, I just try to stay afloat. 205 00:11:37,343 --> 00:11:38,969 Pfft. Oh! 206 00:11:39,053 --> 00:11:42,765 ANNOUNCER: Okay, that's it. Votes are in. Let's go back to the scene. 207 00:11:44,600 --> 00:11:45,768 DIRECTOR: Action! 208 00:11:45,851 --> 00:11:49,563 Please, we've been in way worse situations than this. 209 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:56,529 Looks like somebody left us a big gift. Let's open it. 210 00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:59,365 Should we be concerned that someone got into our house? 211 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:06,664 All right, I've always wanted one of these. 212 00:12:06,747 --> 00:12:09,625 "Hey there, Beatz 101 fam! 213 00:12:09,709 --> 00:12:13,087 -It's your mortal frenemy DJ Dirty Dan." -[IN UNISON] Oh. 214 00:12:13,170 --> 00:12:14,380 Ha, ha! 215 00:12:15,047 --> 00:12:18,175 "I wanted to make amends by sending you over this gift. 216 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:21,429 But put on these goggles and shower caps before you enjoy it." 217 00:12:21,512 --> 00:12:22,680 Oh, boy. 218 00:12:28,436 --> 00:12:30,312 Actually, I have a good feeling about this. 219 00:12:30,396 --> 00:12:32,815 Maybe DJ Dirty Dan's not so dirty after all. 220 00:12:32,898 --> 00:12:33,899 BLAIR: Maybe. 221 00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:35,818 -I like your optimism. -[BEEPING] 222 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:37,028 -Wait. -Wait. 223 00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:41,157 It sounds like it's counting down! 224 00:12:41,240 --> 00:12:43,242 We should probably cut these wires, you guys. 225 00:12:43,325 --> 00:12:47,621 Maybe it's a good beeping like chocolate. 226 00:12:47,705 --> 00:12:49,874 Like a giant pager, you're right. 227 00:12:51,667 --> 00:12:54,170 I'm cutting my wire, okay? Here I go. 228 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:01,510 Okay. All right. 229 00:13:01,594 --> 00:13:03,804 -See that wasn't bad. RACHEL: Right. 230 00:13:03,888 --> 00:13:05,222 It's like a party. 231 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,099 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDS] 232 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:08,642 BYRON: Okay. RACHEL: Here we go. 233 00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:11,062 Let me. I got ya. Let's go, baby, right here, come on. 234 00:13:11,145 --> 00:13:14,273 Put it up. Put your hands on there. Let's go. Let's do it together. Ahh! 235 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:15,941 [SCREAMS] 236 00:13:16,942 --> 00:13:18,152 BYRON: Ha, ha! 237 00:13:18,652 --> 00:13:22,114 See? Look. This, it's marshmallows. That's nice. 238 00:13:22,198 --> 00:13:24,200 -Free snacks! Okay. BYRON: Yeah. 239 00:13:24,283 --> 00:13:27,578 -I want to eat it. BYRON: Don't worry. They're good. 240 00:13:27,661 --> 00:13:30,998 -You gonna cut your wire? -Yeah. I'm gonna cut my wire. 241 00:13:31,082 --> 00:13:32,458 AUDIENCE: Ohh. 242 00:13:32,875 --> 00:13:34,001 RACHEL: Okay. 243 00:13:37,338 --> 00:13:40,132 -Popcorn. Yeah, yeah. RACHEL: All right. 244 00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:41,634 -What's this? OWEN: Uh, okay. 245 00:13:43,844 --> 00:13:46,597 Ahh! There's no butter. What a monster! 246 00:13:46,680 --> 00:13:48,933 BLAIR: What are you doing? 247 00:13:49,016 --> 00:13:51,894 I got a good feeling about this. I'm gonna cut my wire right now. 248 00:13:51,977 --> 00:13:53,771 I respect you, babe. I respect you. 249 00:13:56,065 --> 00:13:58,984 [AUDIENCE APPLAUDING] 250 00:14:13,541 --> 00:14:16,210 So, Dad, you feeling good about this now? 251 00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:19,839 [ALARM RINGING] 252 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:22,216 RACHEL: Oh, okay. 253 00:14:22,299 --> 00:14:24,510 Oh, okay. Okay. 254 00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:32,893 -Why is it always goo? -Why is it always goo? 255 00:14:34,311 --> 00:14:37,064 Actually, no, this one's the worst. 256 00:14:37,148 --> 00:14:39,567 Fear not, fam. The boat's got a motor. 257 00:14:39,650 --> 00:14:40,943 All ya gotta do is turn it on. 258 00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,571 [ENGINE STARTS, THEN STOPS] 259 00:14:43,821 --> 00:14:45,865 Huh. Engine's not working. 260 00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:47,575 Maybe the motor oil's gone bad. 261 00:14:51,954 --> 00:14:53,831 This isn't motor oil at all! 262 00:14:53,914 --> 00:14:55,499 Gator, what if it had been? 263 00:14:58,169 --> 00:15:02,381 Tastes like a super-food beet and... 264 00:15:04,967 --> 00:15:07,720 ginseng smoothie! 265 00:15:09,430 --> 00:15:13,684 Oh, actually, about that. I can explain. 266 00:15:13,768 --> 00:15:16,896 I was really deep in the groove on an intense study sesh. 267 00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:20,524 I'm talking speed tests, reading comp quizzes, prep. 268 00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:25,571 Suddenly, I found myself face to face with a twelfth grade calculus question. 269 00:15:25,654 --> 00:15:28,949 First, I got scared, but then the rush kicked in. 270 00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:31,452 I fired up my graphing calculator and said, 271 00:15:31,535 --> 00:15:32,745 "Buckle up, big boy, 272 00:15:32,828 --> 00:15:36,499 -we're going on a calculations journey--" -Owen, get on with the story! 273 00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,669 I accidentally knocked my smoothie into the engine. 274 00:15:40,836 --> 00:15:42,088 [GROANING] 275 00:15:42,213 --> 00:15:45,424 No! You're supposed to be the smart one! 276 00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:47,343 I'll go and try to radio for help. 277 00:15:47,426 --> 00:15:50,429 Byron, I've seen how this storybook ends. 278 00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:54,016 We're rudderless, adrift, at the mercy of the currents now. 279 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:56,560 And Neptune is a vengeful god. 280 00:15:56,644 --> 00:15:59,814 We need to make some uncomfortable decisions here. 281 00:15:59,897 --> 00:16:02,358 What are you talking about? 282 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:03,651 [WHISPERS] A sacrifice. 283 00:16:03,734 --> 00:16:06,112 [IN NORMAL VOICE] We've got to throw someone overboard. 284 00:16:06,195 --> 00:16:09,323 It's the only way to get back in the good graces of Mother Ocean. 285 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,742 Blair, I'm not throwing my wife or son overboard. 286 00:16:11,826 --> 00:16:13,285 What about Gator? 287 00:16:13,369 --> 00:16:15,204 We'll see how he does with the radio. 288 00:16:15,287 --> 00:16:17,832 Mayday! SOS. 289 00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:20,918 We're a boat adrift in the middle of Lake Erie 290 00:16:21,001 --> 00:16:24,380 and I'm super freaked out 'cause it's monster season. 291 00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:26,340 -Can anybody hear me? -[MOTOR RUNNING] 292 00:16:26,424 --> 00:16:28,676 -What's that? -It's a speedboat! 293 00:16:28,759 --> 00:16:30,678 OWEN: We're saved! 294 00:16:30,761 --> 00:16:32,555 BYRON: DJ Dirty Dan! 295 00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:37,226 Of all the great lakes in all the world, you had to motor into mine! 296 00:16:37,309 --> 00:16:38,644 Well, well, well. 297 00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:42,189 If it isn't my arch nemesis who I don't actually consider a nemesis at all 298 00:16:42,273 --> 00:16:45,359 because I beat him at Family Squabbles, and every week in the ratings. 299 00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:47,820 Ooh, and don't forget the Akron Radio Awards. 300 00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,613 I love you so much. 301 00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:52,491 Just keep boating, Dirty Dan. 302 00:16:52,575 --> 00:16:54,410 No, don't keep boating. We need your help. 303 00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:58,414 Oh yeah, I notice that your mast had broken in half. Why'd you do that? 304 00:16:59,999 --> 00:17:01,834 We're not good at boats. 305 00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:03,335 Uh, can you tow us back to shore? 306 00:17:03,419 --> 00:17:06,130 Sure thing, I've got all the equipment necessary 307 00:17:06,213 --> 00:17:08,466 to get you guys safely back to dry land. 308 00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,760 Let me just get some video of this, though. 309 00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:13,596 I'm sure my adoring fans would love to see me save a fellow DJ, 310 00:17:13,679 --> 00:17:16,682 who's in such a ridiculously hopeless state. 311 00:17:16,766 --> 00:17:18,851 Oh, don't worry, Byron, I'll tag ya in this. 312 00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:23,397 -What up, Dirt Nation, here we are-- -You go and get outta here, DJ Dirty Dan! 313 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:26,901 Go on now. Git! We don't need you or your lifesaving help! 314 00:17:26,984 --> 00:17:28,986 -We'll be just fine! Mm-mm. -No, no. 315 00:17:29,070 --> 00:17:30,654 Suit yourself. 316 00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:33,074 Come on. Let's go have fun in our working boat. 317 00:17:33,157 --> 00:17:36,369 -I love you so much. -I love you so much. 318 00:17:42,500 --> 00:17:44,835 Byron! What is wrong with you? 319 00:17:44,919 --> 00:17:47,088 What is wrong with me? You broke the mast! 320 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,757 Excuse me? Blair and I both broke the mast. 321 00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,467 Oh sure, blame me. 322 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:53,469 None of us would even be on this dumb boat 323 00:17:53,552 --> 00:17:56,097 if you weren't trying to make us do the things 324 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:58,349 'cause your dad didn't, 325 00:17:58,432 --> 00:18:01,894 so you're just try-- Owen, what am I trying to say? 326 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:04,271 Living your childhood vicariously through us. 327 00:18:04,355 --> 00:18:06,399 Yeah! That! 328 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:08,192 Listen, let's not point fingers here. 329 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:10,820 You are all equally to blame for the situation we're in. 330 00:18:10,903 --> 00:18:12,697 -Seriously? -You broke the engine! 331 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,324 -Well, I'm sorry! -Sorry, but if you would have had my back. 332 00:18:15,408 --> 00:18:17,034 [RADIO SQUAWKS] 333 00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:20,579 Everyone, quiet! The radio! It's working! 334 00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:23,040 MAN: A weather advisory for the Lake Erie region, 335 00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:26,377 all boats should immediately return to shore and find safety. 336 00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,213 Repeat, there's a violent freak storm the likes of which 337 00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:31,799 have never been seen heading towards the Lake Erie region. 338 00:18:31,882 --> 00:18:33,718 [THUNDER RUMBLING] 339 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:37,847 DJ Dirty Dan come back! I changed my mind! 340 00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:47,523 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 341 00:18:54,405 --> 00:18:57,658 The storm looks pretty bad! We're gonna have to wait it out in here. 342 00:18:58,784 --> 00:19:00,244 Hey, Mom! 343 00:19:03,539 --> 00:19:06,417 No, Blair. We are not throwing Owen overboard. 344 00:19:07,668 --> 00:19:09,712 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 345 00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:13,132 MAN: Update on the violent freak storm the likes of which 346 00:19:13,215 --> 00:19:15,885 have never been seen over Lake Erie. 347 00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:17,595 [HORN BLOWS] 348 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:20,389 -That was quick. That was quick! -That was so fast! 349 00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:21,932 That was like right on it. 350 00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:28,439 ANNOUNCER: It's the last vote, what monster is coming for the family? 351 00:19:28,522 --> 00:19:31,359 Someone in the audience was like, "Oh". 352 00:19:31,442 --> 00:19:34,653 DIRECTOR: We will start the scene on radio voice's new line. Okay? 353 00:19:34,737 --> 00:19:36,530 ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene. 354 00:19:36,614 --> 00:19:38,199 DIRECTOR: Action! 355 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:40,826 MAN: Update on the violent freak storm the likes of 356 00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:43,245 which have never been seen over Lake Erie. 357 00:19:43,329 --> 00:19:46,040 We're getting another distressing bulletin that Titan, 358 00:19:46,123 --> 00:19:49,794 the fabled Red Ink Squid has been awoken. 359 00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:52,296 Oh my! 360 00:19:52,380 --> 00:19:56,509 Awoken from its decade long slumber and is looking for a small, 361 00:19:56,592 --> 00:20:00,221 powerless watercraft to swallow whole. So be careful out there! 362 00:20:00,304 --> 00:20:01,931 -Swallow whole? -Swallow? 363 00:20:02,014 --> 00:20:04,016 We all get together. We all get in a group hug. 364 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,894 I didn't even know squids had mouths. 365 00:20:06,977 --> 00:20:10,189 -You guys, this is still a bonding moment. -[CRACKS] 366 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:11,774 Oh, all the same. 367 00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:18,572 -Shrimp. -Well, that's some serious squid barf. 368 00:20:21,242 --> 00:20:22,743 Oh my goodness! 369 00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:24,537 What is that? 370 00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,788 That's a squid. 371 00:20:26,122 --> 00:20:28,165 [ALL SCREAMING] 372 00:20:41,512 --> 00:20:44,724 Oh, guys, I know how Titan got her name! 373 00:20:45,141 --> 00:20:46,684 Whoo! 374 00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:48,811 [AUDIENCE CHEERING] 375 00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:51,105 Whoo! 376 00:20:59,113 --> 00:21:03,242 Don't worry, family, I'll save you! 377 00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:04,744 -Gator! Gator! -Gator! 378 00:21:04,827 --> 00:21:06,245 GATOR: Watch out! -[SQUID ROARING] 379 00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:08,789 -Gator! -No! 380 00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:18,674 -I wanna live! -Guys, I'm sorry. 381 00:21:18,758 --> 00:21:21,761 -This is all my fault. BYRON: No! 382 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,095 I was wrong. 383 00:21:23,179 --> 00:21:26,474 I got too wrapped up in my rivalry with DJ Dirty Dan. 384 00:21:26,557 --> 00:21:30,186 No. I was wrong. I'm the one who broke the engine. 385 00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:34,440 Guys! I hate to say this but I was right! 386 00:21:34,523 --> 00:21:36,609 We should have stayed home! 387 00:21:36,692 --> 00:21:38,652 I mean... 388 00:21:41,697 --> 00:21:43,032 I love you guys. 389 00:21:43,115 --> 00:21:44,533 -I love you . -We love you too. 390 00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:46,660 [THUNDER CRASHING] 391 00:21:48,996 --> 00:21:51,082 I have something else I need to tell you guys. 392 00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:52,416 Me too. So do I-- 393 00:21:52,500 --> 00:21:54,293 [HORN BLOWS] 394 00:21:54,418 --> 00:21:55,669 What? 395 00:21:58,214 --> 00:22:00,925 BLAIR: No, I don't love you! 396 00:22:01,008 --> 00:22:05,096 ANNOUNCER: Okay, it's a surprise fourth vote and you, 397 00:22:05,179 --> 00:22:10,267 the audience, get to decide what happens in the next episode. 398 00:22:10,351 --> 00:22:13,062 How are they gonna top all that goop? 399 00:22:13,145 --> 00:22:16,273 Rachel will be cued to read a line off a new cue-card. 400 00:22:16,357 --> 00:22:19,819 ANNOUNCER: And let's go back to the scene. DIRECTOR: Action! 401 00:22:19,902 --> 00:22:21,821 I have something else I need to tell you guys. 402 00:22:21,904 --> 00:22:22,905 Me too. 403 00:22:28,119 --> 00:22:30,996 "The reason it was so important for me to try to have this fun, 404 00:22:31,080 --> 00:22:33,791 family outing is because starting tomorrow, 405 00:22:33,874 --> 00:22:36,293 it's not just gonna be the four of us anymore. 406 00:22:36,377 --> 00:22:40,131 My cranky, drill sergeant father is coming to live with us." 407 00:22:46,011 --> 00:22:48,723 So, like, we're getting another cast member? 408 00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:53,853 Is that what's happening? 409 00:22:56,147 --> 00:22:59,859 -I guess that's what the audience wanted! -Hey!