1 00:00:00,801 --> 00:00:01,684 Na na ♪ 2 00:00:01,769 --> 00:00:03,469 tobie: Welcome to "just roll with it!" 3 00:00:03,587 --> 00:00:05,471 (theme music playing) 4 00:00:05,589 --> 00:00:08,057 (shouting and cheering) 5 00:00:11,529 --> 00:00:12,644 you better be good! 6 00:00:12,730 --> 00:00:14,730 ♪♪ 7 00:00:15,983 --> 00:00:17,483 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 8 00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:19,568 ♪♪ 9 00:00:22,406 --> 00:00:24,573 all: Just roll with it! 10 00:00:24,658 --> 00:00:26,775 -(bell ringing) -(children cheering) 11 00:00:26,877 --> 00:00:28,377 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 12 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,947 (audience cheering) 13 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:37,503 welcome to "just roll with it!" 14 00:00:37,621 --> 00:00:40,422 (cheering and clapping) 15 00:00:41,258 --> 00:00:43,342 when you hear this sound... 16 00:00:43,460 --> 00:00:45,811 (foghorn blares) 17 00:00:45,930 --> 00:00:48,680 you get to vote on what happens in scenes! 18 00:00:48,799 --> 00:00:52,184 (cheering and clapping) 19 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,302 and I'm betty bubblegum, 20 00:00:54,405 --> 00:00:58,107 a spirit from a kids' show that filmed here in the 1930s, 21 00:00:58,192 --> 00:01:00,692 and I am ready to make my comeback. 22 00:01:00,778 --> 00:01:04,029 ♪ I'm little betty bubblegum ♪ 23 00:01:04,148 --> 00:01:07,199 ♪ and boy we'll have a lot of fun ♪ 24 00:01:07,284 --> 00:01:10,502 ♪ when we sing our cares away ♪ 25 00:01:10,621 --> 00:01:14,673 (cheering and clapping) 26 00:01:14,792 --> 00:01:18,093 betty, I don't think there's room for a spirit on this show. 27 00:01:18,212 --> 00:01:21,547 (scary ghost voice): I am the gatekeeper of the nether realm, 28 00:01:21,632 --> 00:01:23,966 and I feast on suffering. 29 00:01:25,302 --> 00:01:27,719 Not really sure we have any suffering for you to feast on, 30 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:30,389 but, but we do have mini hot dogs backstage. 31 00:01:30,474 --> 00:01:34,143 I love mini hot dogs! 32 00:01:34,228 --> 00:01:38,781 (audience cheering and clapping) 33 00:01:38,866 --> 00:01:41,733 anyway, no matter what happens, we'll have to... 34 00:01:41,819 --> 00:01:44,686 All: Just roll with it! 35 00:01:44,789 --> 00:01:49,958 (audience cheering and clapping) 36 00:01:50,094 --> 00:01:52,161 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 37 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,698 ♪ 38 00:01:56,801 --> 00:01:59,051 (indistinct chatter) 39 00:01:59,136 --> 00:02:01,036 (recorder blowing) 40 00:02:01,138 --> 00:02:04,306 hear ye, hear ye, akron comic fest. 41 00:02:04,391 --> 00:02:07,509 May the magic of my song embolden me! 42 00:02:07,595 --> 00:02:11,379 (playing a lively tune badly) 43 00:02:11,482 --> 00:02:14,266 okay, owen. 44 00:02:14,351 --> 00:02:15,901 We got you safely inside, 45 00:02:15,986 --> 00:02:18,987 -yes! -Which checks off all the boxes on our parenting duties. 46 00:02:19,106 --> 00:02:21,223 We'll pick you up at 5 p.M. Sharp. 47 00:02:21,325 --> 00:02:24,193 Be on the curb and ready, because I'm not gonna fully stop the car. 48 00:02:25,196 --> 00:02:29,031 Wow. The ladies' bathroom is empty here. 49 00:02:29,116 --> 00:02:32,284 Come on, mom and byron. Let's dip out of new dork city. 50 00:02:32,402 --> 00:02:37,172 Uh, dad, rachel, blair. I have a surprise for you. 51 00:02:37,258 --> 00:02:40,459 I didn't just get one ticket to akron comic fest. 52 00:02:40,544 --> 00:02:43,578 I sprung for the fantasy family pass! 53 00:02:43,681 --> 00:02:45,914 You shouldn't have done that. 54 00:02:46,016 --> 00:02:49,017 I'd love to, but I don't wanna. 55 00:02:49,103 --> 00:02:51,019 Remember when you all forgot my birthday? 56 00:02:51,121 --> 00:02:53,138 -Rachel and byron: Yes. -Even though it's the same week as blair's? 57 00:02:53,257 --> 00:02:55,324 -Rachel and byron: Yes. -And you threw her a big party? 58 00:02:55,392 --> 00:02:57,643 -Rachel and byron: Yes. -Well, here's how you make it up to me. 59 00:02:57,728 --> 00:03:00,946 I want us all to experience the wonder of this convention 60 00:03:01,065 --> 00:03:02,531 together as a family. 61 00:03:02,616 --> 00:03:04,650 You can't embarrass what you can't catch! 62 00:03:04,735 --> 00:03:07,202 Remember, curb at five! 63 00:03:08,539 --> 00:03:10,155 Now, dad and rachel, 64 00:03:10,241 --> 00:03:12,440 do not refer to me as owen for the rest of the day. 65 00:03:12,543 --> 00:03:15,410 I am cosplaying as owangus elvington, 66 00:03:15,496 --> 00:03:17,279 the half-elf bard, 67 00:03:17,381 --> 00:03:20,549 my original character from the warlock world video game series. 68 00:03:20,651 --> 00:03:23,335 This is jazzlynn, the magical talking flute. 69 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:25,170 She's not just a magic item. 70 00:03:25,256 --> 00:03:26,972 She's also my best friend. 71 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,342 I think we need to take that flute away from him. 72 00:03:30,460 --> 00:03:32,678 Oh, I forgot to mention I also paid for 73 00:03:32,763 --> 00:03:35,013 the lonely gnome status on our passes, 74 00:03:35,099 --> 00:03:37,182 so we can get comic fest exclusives! 75 00:03:37,301 --> 00:03:39,935 Uh, wait. How did you pay for all of this? 76 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:42,020 Ah, the banks give credit cards to kids now. 77 00:03:42,106 --> 00:03:43,572 I just had to sign up for one of their 78 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:45,574 "lil' spenders" accounts. Look. 79 00:03:45,693 --> 00:03:47,910 They gave you a credit card? 80 00:03:48,028 --> 00:03:50,245 No. Dad co-signed for it. 81 00:03:50,331 --> 00:03:52,480 Why would you sign him up for a credit card? 82 00:03:52,583 --> 00:03:55,250 I'm a fun dad. I give the kids credit cards. 83 00:03:56,486 --> 00:03:59,838 These passes include a meet-and-greet with chuck spiner. 84 00:03:59,957 --> 00:04:01,206 Who the heck is that? 85 00:04:01,292 --> 00:04:03,375 Only the visionary creator 86 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:06,878 of the award-winning video game series "warlock world." 87 00:04:06,997 --> 00:04:09,131 (yelling): Oh! 88 00:04:09,216 --> 00:04:12,217 Chuck spiner. Uh, it's, it's you. 89 00:04:12,336 --> 00:04:13,668 I'm your biggest fan. 90 00:04:13,771 --> 00:04:15,887 Ha ha! I very much doubt that. 91 00:04:17,007 --> 00:04:18,890 It's such an honor to meet you. 92 00:04:18,976 --> 00:04:21,109 -I have so many questions-- -bup, bup, bup, bup. 93 00:04:21,195 --> 00:04:24,112 I do not have conversations with anyone who doesn't have 94 00:04:24,231 --> 00:04:27,065 at least a fantasy level pass. 95 00:04:29,320 --> 00:04:30,852 All right, mr. Moneybags. 96 00:04:30,955 --> 00:04:32,988 Come on. Let me show you some other stuff 97 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,489 you can buy. 98 00:04:34,625 --> 00:04:39,294 ♪ 99 00:04:39,413 --> 00:04:42,631 wow. So many people to mock. 100 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:44,416 Where do I start? 101 00:04:44,534 --> 00:04:46,551 -(thuds) -(exclaims) hi, blair! 102 00:04:46,637 --> 00:04:48,036 Well, that was easy. 103 00:04:48,138 --> 00:04:50,806 Why are you here? I thought nerds were smart. 104 00:04:50,891 --> 00:04:54,977 (laughs) I'm actually here to meet adrian rose. 105 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:57,813 He played robo-bot in my favorite sci-fi franchise, 106 00:04:57,898 --> 00:04:59,564 "nebula rising." 107 00:04:59,650 --> 00:05:01,316 and he's right there! 108 00:05:01,452 --> 00:05:04,903 As you know, my most famous line from "nebula rising" was, 109 00:05:04,989 --> 00:05:07,656 "does not compute. Does not compute!" 110 00:05:07,775 --> 00:05:10,776 that line was completely improvised. 111 00:05:10,861 --> 00:05:14,896 -(applauding) -an actor's life. (laughing) 112 00:05:14,999 --> 00:05:17,065 (laughing raucously) 113 00:05:17,167 --> 00:05:18,617 can you believe it? 114 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,069 He's only charging twenty bucks for autographs. 115 00:05:21,171 --> 00:05:23,955 Twenty dollars for that garbage? 116 00:05:24,041 --> 00:05:25,791 What a racket. 117 00:05:25,909 --> 00:05:30,295 What a... Beautiful, brilliant, profitable racket. 118 00:05:30,381 --> 00:05:32,764 Gator, you gorgeous fool! 119 00:05:32,883 --> 00:05:34,633 We're about to get rich! 120 00:05:34,718 --> 00:05:36,551 (gator yelling) 121 00:05:36,687 --> 00:05:39,104 ♪ 122 00:05:39,189 --> 00:05:41,523 check it out. I bought the official 123 00:05:41,642 --> 00:05:43,692 warlock world goblin grog. 124 00:05:43,777 --> 00:05:47,396 It's a mystery flavor that tastes like nothing of this world. 125 00:05:48,232 --> 00:05:49,764 It's cherry. (clears throat) 126 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:51,483 yeah. Yeah. 127 00:05:51,601 --> 00:05:54,703 Well, owen, we've made some memories here 128 00:05:54,822 --> 00:05:56,621 that will last a lifetime. 129 00:05:56,740 --> 00:06:01,143 In fact, it feels like it's been a lifetime. 130 00:06:01,211 --> 00:06:03,712 But maybe it's time to get going, 131 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:06,331 'cause it seems like things are kind of wrapping up here. 132 00:06:06,417 --> 00:06:10,785 -Things are just getting started! -(cheering) 133 00:06:10,888 --> 00:06:12,554 it's time for a sneak peak of 134 00:06:12,673 --> 00:06:15,057 warlock world: War of the warlocks. 135 00:06:15,175 --> 00:06:16,725 Who wants to give it a try? 136 00:06:16,860 --> 00:06:19,061 Ooh! Pick us! Pick us, chuck! 137 00:06:19,146 --> 00:06:20,512 You and your parents, get up here! 138 00:06:20,597 --> 00:06:23,565 (screaming): Yes! Yes! 139 00:06:23,650 --> 00:06:26,968 Oh, my-- yes! (excited panting) 140 00:06:27,071 --> 00:06:29,488 all right. Just put these googles on, 141 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:31,740 and we'll get this game started. 142 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:35,994 -(foghorn blares) -ha ha ha! 143 00:06:36,113 --> 00:06:38,363 -(audience cheering and clapping) -(yelling) 144 00:06:38,449 --> 00:06:40,198 host: We're going virtual, 145 00:06:40,317 --> 00:06:42,984 and byron and rachel need characters. 146 00:06:43,087 --> 00:06:46,204 Pick the first half of rachel's character. 147 00:06:47,458 --> 00:06:50,125 And now pick the second half. 148 00:06:51,128 --> 00:06:55,046 Now, pick the first half of byron's character. 149 00:06:55,165 --> 00:06:57,933 And now the second. 150 00:06:58,051 --> 00:07:00,302 -We're going into virtual reality. -(laughter) 151 00:07:00,404 --> 00:07:02,971 you two are going to be doing the rest of the episode 152 00:07:03,056 --> 00:07:05,774 in your video game character costumes, 153 00:07:05,893 --> 00:07:07,609 -as determined by the audience. -(laughing) 154 00:07:07,694 --> 00:07:10,061 host: Now, let's put them in a virtual world 155 00:07:10,147 --> 00:07:12,280 -they've never seen. -Camera operator: And rolling... 156 00:07:12,416 --> 00:07:14,399 Director: Action! 157 00:07:16,153 --> 00:07:17,402 Heh. 158 00:07:21,625 --> 00:07:25,160 This is different than we rehearsed it. Ha ha ha ha! 159 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:27,862 Ahem. 160 00:07:27,965 --> 00:07:30,132 -Hello? -Hello? Ding-dong. 161 00:07:30,217 --> 00:07:32,250 -All: Oh! -Okay! 162 00:07:32,336 --> 00:07:35,003 (with irish accent): Greetings, weary adventurers! 163 00:07:35,088 --> 00:07:37,422 Perhaps you would like to introduce yourself 164 00:07:37,508 --> 00:07:39,674 to everyone, good sir. 165 00:07:41,929 --> 00:07:46,264 Uh, well, uh, my name is sparklemane mccallahan. 166 00:07:49,219 --> 00:07:54,072 Uh, my favorite holiday is st. Patrick's "neigh." 167 00:07:54,158 --> 00:07:56,107 (laughing) 168 00:07:56,193 --> 00:07:58,693 and I move really fast. Watch my feet. 169 00:08:02,082 --> 00:08:03,748 And how about you? 170 00:08:03,867 --> 00:08:06,201 Would you, uh, introduce yourself to everyone, 171 00:08:06,286 --> 00:08:08,003 and your special skills. 172 00:08:08,088 --> 00:08:09,838 Okay. 173 00:08:10,707 --> 00:08:13,208 Hi. Good to, uh, good to see you. 174 00:08:13,293 --> 00:08:16,595 I'm a, a pirate. Emphasis on "eye." 175 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:19,130 -(audience laughing) -rachel: Uh, I have, a, a, 176 00:08:19,216 --> 00:08:22,517 cyborg eye that can help me see into the future, 177 00:08:22,603 --> 00:08:25,587 and I see myself getting very bored in this game. 178 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:27,088 (laughing) 179 00:08:27,191 --> 00:08:30,642 and now, finally, your fearless leader. 180 00:08:30,727 --> 00:08:32,760 Come here. Yes, yes, yes. 181 00:08:32,863 --> 00:08:34,946 Owangus elvington. 182 00:08:35,065 --> 00:08:38,266 Serenade us with your gift of flute! 183 00:08:38,368 --> 00:08:40,235 Ha ha ha! 184 00:08:41,371 --> 00:08:43,705 (playing a merry tune badly) 185 00:08:43,824 --> 00:08:45,740 (trilling) 186 00:08:47,611 --> 00:08:51,129 -byron: Wha-- -(all laughing) 187 00:08:51,248 --> 00:08:52,347 who's that? 188 00:08:52,449 --> 00:08:56,184 (all laughing) 189 00:08:56,253 --> 00:09:00,589 owangus! 'tis I, jazzlynn, the magic flute! 190 00:09:01,725 --> 00:09:04,893 Now, let us sing of your legend. 191 00:09:06,847 --> 00:09:11,016 -♪ me me me me me ♪ -♪ me me me me me ♪ 192 00:09:11,935 --> 00:09:15,637 ♪ he is owangus, half-elf, and I'm his flute jazzlynn ♪ 193 00:09:15,739 --> 00:09:19,157 ♪ sit back 'cause we've got a tale to spin ♪ 194 00:09:19,276 --> 00:09:20,492 take it away, owangus! 195 00:09:20,611 --> 00:09:22,994 ♪ uh, you are jazzlynn ♪ 196 00:09:23,113 --> 00:09:24,979 -yep! -♪ my magical talking flute ♪ 197 00:09:25,082 --> 00:09:28,867 ♪ and I love your gold trimmings ♪ 198 00:09:28,952 --> 00:09:31,202 (cheering and clapping) 199 00:09:31,288 --> 00:09:32,654 byron: Yeah, that was amazing! 200 00:09:32,756 --> 00:09:34,873 -(byron laughs) -(audience continues cheering) 201 00:09:34,991 --> 00:09:37,926 that was so much fun, but it's time for me to go. 202 00:09:38,045 --> 00:09:40,629 If you need me, you know how to reach me. Peace! 203 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,882 (audience laughing and cheering) 204 00:09:46,670 --> 00:09:50,055 here. Take a load off. 205 00:09:50,140 --> 00:09:54,225 You three deserve a nice, long break from questing. 206 00:09:54,311 --> 00:09:58,947 -(dramatic music playing) -(panting) 207 00:09:59,066 --> 00:10:02,984 I need three adventurers to go on a quest right now. 208 00:10:03,070 --> 00:10:04,536 Never mind. You're up! 209 00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:06,371 -(rachel sighs) -I knew he was gonna pick us. I knew it. 210 00:10:06,490 --> 00:10:09,157 -Oh, adventurers. -(all laughing) 211 00:10:09,242 --> 00:10:12,077 the monster has taken the dragon egg. 212 00:10:12,195 --> 00:10:14,412 That sounds like the dragon's problem. 213 00:10:14,531 --> 00:10:16,197 -Exactly. -Faun: No. 214 00:10:16,300 --> 00:10:18,833 He's taken it to the spinning swamp. 215 00:10:18,919 --> 00:10:21,586 You must get it back. If you don't, 216 00:10:21,672 --> 00:10:23,972 the realm will be lost, 217 00:10:24,074 --> 00:10:27,892 and everyone here will disappear. 218 00:10:28,011 --> 00:10:29,594 -Rachel: Oh... -(voice echoing) disappear... 219 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:31,479 Disappear... 220 00:10:31,565 --> 00:10:33,248 (energy surges) 221 00:10:33,317 --> 00:10:35,016 -(rachel and owen exclaim) -stop it. 222 00:10:35,152 --> 00:10:37,018 ♪ 223 00:10:37,104 --> 00:10:41,156 (audience cheering and clapping) 224 00:10:41,241 --> 00:10:43,891 a game within a game within a vote within a vote. 225 00:10:43,994 --> 00:10:44,943 (pwish) 226 00:10:46,279 --> 00:10:47,912 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 227 00:10:48,031 --> 00:10:49,781 got everything we need right here. 228 00:10:49,866 --> 00:10:52,500 A bunch of posters, a box of markers. 229 00:10:52,602 --> 00:10:55,770 Ooh, and a ring light so we can charge double for selfies! 230 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:59,007 Blair, this is great and all, but why would people pay for our autographs? 231 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,742 We weren't in "nebula rising." 232 00:11:00,844 --> 00:11:02,510 or any space movie, for that matter. 233 00:11:02,596 --> 00:11:03,845 Now that I think about it, 234 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:06,581 we haven't been in any movie at all, regardless of genre. 235 00:11:06,683 --> 00:11:09,718 We have no credits to our name! None! 236 00:11:09,820 --> 00:11:11,302 Or do we? 237 00:11:11,388 --> 00:11:13,188 There's a ton of characters in these movies, 238 00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:15,590 and most of them are robot men, or aliens. 239 00:11:15,692 --> 00:11:17,142 No one knows who's behind the masks. 240 00:11:17,227 --> 00:11:19,861 I bet people would believe I was this adorable teddy bear thing, 241 00:11:19,963 --> 00:11:21,946 and that you were this gross slug. 242 00:11:22,065 --> 00:11:24,699 Technically, that teddy bear is a kruellian nub-nub. 243 00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:26,935 Yes, yes. Details are important 244 00:11:27,037 --> 00:11:28,236 for a believable cover story. 245 00:11:28,338 --> 00:11:29,671 What's this gross slug called? 246 00:11:29,740 --> 00:11:32,207 Oh. That's gross slug. 247 00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,909 Well, somebody phoned it in that day. 248 00:11:34,995 --> 00:11:37,495 Uh, I don't know. This feels wrong. 249 00:11:37,581 --> 00:11:39,614 -What would adrian think? -Blair: Oh, right. 250 00:11:39,716 --> 00:11:41,332 The chatty robo-dude. 251 00:11:41,418 --> 00:11:43,284 Gator, look at it this way. 252 00:11:43,387 --> 00:11:46,004 If what's-his-butt thinks we're in the same movie, 253 00:11:46,089 --> 00:11:48,556 he'll want to be best friends with you. 254 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:50,925 Best friends? 255 00:11:53,180 --> 00:11:54,929 Let's lie to my hero. 256 00:11:58,268 --> 00:12:01,319 Movie star signatures, two for twenty bucks! 257 00:12:01,438 --> 00:12:03,271 Cheaper than that guy's. 258 00:12:03,373 --> 00:12:05,490 -Get 'em while they're hot. Twenty bucks, people. -(commotion, chattering) 259 00:12:05,575 --> 00:12:08,142 you heard it. Get it while it's hot. 260 00:12:08,245 --> 00:12:09,527 Come on... 261 00:12:11,531 --> 00:12:13,031 Wow. Huh. 262 00:12:13,116 --> 00:12:16,334 -When did you all build this? -Right. 263 00:12:16,420 --> 00:12:18,002 -Byron: Right? -(rachel laughs) 264 00:12:18,121 --> 00:12:20,038 -I love the centerpiece. -(laughs) 265 00:12:20,123 --> 00:12:23,091 when, when is something cool gonna happen? 266 00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,176 We've been in here for hours. 267 00:12:25,295 --> 00:12:27,045 Dad, it's only been 20 minutes, 268 00:12:27,130 --> 00:12:29,380 and we're not even halfway through the quest for the, 269 00:12:29,466 --> 00:12:30,965 -uh, the-- yes. -Dragon egg. 270 00:12:31,051 --> 00:12:32,884 The dragon egg. Right. 271 00:12:32,969 --> 00:12:35,470 Can't you guys at least try to have fun? 272 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:37,806 Rachel, how often have I taken notes at your book club? 273 00:12:37,891 --> 00:12:39,390 -A lot. -And dad? 274 00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,310 How many times have I stuffed my cargo pants full of crab legs 275 00:12:42,395 --> 00:12:44,145 at an all-you-can-eat restaurant, 276 00:12:44,231 --> 00:12:46,514 just so you could feel like you got your money's worth? 277 00:12:46,616 --> 00:12:48,516 Every time. 278 00:12:48,618 --> 00:12:51,486 Can't you do this one thing for me without complaining? 279 00:12:51,571 --> 00:12:54,072 -Okay. -I'll try. But something better happen soon. 280 00:12:55,459 --> 00:12:58,860 (laughing) 281 00:12:58,962 --> 00:13:02,130 you have entered the spinning swamp! 282 00:13:03,333 --> 00:13:05,800 Why do they call the swamp "spinning?" 283 00:13:06,219 --> 00:13:08,803 -oh! -Oh. Wow. 284 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,974 To keep yourself from falling down, 285 00:13:13,076 --> 00:13:16,377 you must stop the ground from spinning 'round. 286 00:13:16,480 --> 00:13:18,596 -Stop the ground-- -(foghorn blares) 287 00:13:18,715 --> 00:13:20,214 (all exclaiming) 288 00:13:20,317 --> 00:13:21,766 -what? -(audience cheering) 289 00:13:21,852 --> 00:13:23,551 what? 290 00:13:23,653 --> 00:13:25,820 Host: What game should they play 291 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:28,656 to stop the swamp from spinning? 292 00:13:28,742 --> 00:13:30,725 They better not bring the dragon out. (laughs) 293 00:13:30,827 --> 00:13:32,861 host: Let's go back to the scene. 294 00:13:33,930 --> 00:13:35,413 Director: Action! 295 00:13:35,532 --> 00:13:39,000 To stop the spinning, you must play a little game 296 00:13:39,102 --> 00:13:41,920 called "swamp bug slayer!" 297 00:13:42,005 --> 00:13:44,956 (audience cheering and clapping) 298 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:49,143 use your archery set to take out the swamp bug's teeth! 299 00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:51,746 Good luck! (laughing) 300 00:13:51,848 --> 00:13:54,933 -whoa ho ho! -(dramatic music) 301 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:57,652 -byron: Yeah, we're going faster! Okay! -Owen: This is fast! 302 00:13:57,721 --> 00:14:00,355 -Whoa! -Yeah! 303 00:14:00,490 --> 00:14:01,756 Whoa! 304 00:14:01,858 --> 00:14:03,641 All right! Let's go, let's go! 305 00:14:03,727 --> 00:14:06,327 -I got a shot! -Byron: Let's go! Whoa! 306 00:14:06,396 --> 00:14:09,564 Ah! Let's go, let's go! 307 00:14:10,400 --> 00:14:12,150 Ah! Let's go! 308 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:13,735 Aah! 309 00:14:13,837 --> 00:14:16,170 (yelling) 310 00:14:16,239 --> 00:14:18,907 byron: Owen! Oh, missed! 311 00:14:19,409 --> 00:14:21,509 Rachel! Aah! 312 00:14:21,611 --> 00:14:22,744 Dad! 313 00:14:23,013 --> 00:14:24,846 (yelling) 314 00:14:24,915 --> 00:14:28,299 owen: Oh! Come on, we almost got it! 315 00:14:28,418 --> 00:14:30,084 -(owen grunts) -rachel: Close! 316 00:14:30,170 --> 00:14:32,470 -(all yelling) -owen: Yeah! 317 00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:35,506 You failed! 318 00:14:35,625 --> 00:14:39,644 (dramatic music) 319 00:14:39,729 --> 00:14:43,898 seems the spinning swamp is all spun out. 320 00:14:43,984 --> 00:14:47,151 Now, only six hours remain 321 00:14:47,270 --> 00:14:49,988 before you find the dragon egg. 322 00:14:50,106 --> 00:14:52,657 How about jazzlynn and I rouse our spirits 323 00:14:52,776 --> 00:14:54,809 with a little jig? Ha ha. 324 00:14:54,911 --> 00:14:58,329 -No, no, no, owen. Not another musical number. -(thuds, cracks) 325 00:14:58,448 --> 00:15:01,449 -whoops! -Jazzlynn! 326 00:15:01,534 --> 00:15:05,319 My flute! My, my heart... My friend... 327 00:15:05,422 --> 00:15:09,123 I'm so sorry, owen. I'll get you a new jazzy jeff. 328 00:15:10,043 --> 00:15:13,344 It's jazzlynn! Forget it. 329 00:15:13,430 --> 00:15:16,264 I thought this was something fun we could all do as a family, 330 00:15:16,349 --> 00:15:18,383 but you're obviously not interested in that. 331 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:20,668 Why don't you guys just go home? 332 00:15:20,770 --> 00:15:23,972 I'll be fine here. By myself. 333 00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:31,062 Byron, I-I think we're bad parents. 334 00:15:31,147 --> 00:15:33,064 I kind of think so, too. 335 00:15:34,401 --> 00:15:35,650 Don't worry. 336 00:15:35,735 --> 00:15:38,069 I had bad parents, too, and I turned out fine. 337 00:15:38,154 --> 00:15:40,405 Now, if you'll excuse me, 338 00:15:40,490 --> 00:15:41,856 I'm gonna go visit my girlfriend, 339 00:15:41,958 --> 00:15:43,574 who I created in this game. 340 00:15:45,962 --> 00:15:50,498 (audience cheering and clapping) 341 00:15:52,385 --> 00:15:54,636 ♪ 342 00:15:57,440 --> 00:15:59,974 well, if it isn't my old friends, 343 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,260 kruellian nub-nub and gross slug. 344 00:16:02,345 --> 00:16:04,979 I didn't realize you'd be here today. 345 00:16:05,098 --> 00:16:07,649 Yep. These cons are very lucrative. 346 00:16:07,734 --> 00:16:09,984 Remember when we shot in tunisia? 347 00:16:10,070 --> 00:16:11,436 -Sure do. -Yep. 348 00:16:11,521 --> 00:16:13,271 It was 115 degrees out. 349 00:16:13,356 --> 00:16:15,073 We were sweating in our costumes, 350 00:16:15,158 --> 00:16:17,224 and bruce made us all fro-yo. 351 00:16:17,327 --> 00:16:19,060 -Love fro-yo. -Love bruce. 352 00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:20,778 -Love bruce. -Love fro-yo. 353 00:16:20,864 --> 00:16:21,996 Ah-ha! 354 00:16:22,115 --> 00:16:24,532 I knew it. You're frauds. 355 00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:26,284 We never filmed in tunisia, 356 00:16:26,369 --> 00:16:29,236 and bruce never shared his fro-yo, because he's a diva! 357 00:16:29,339 --> 00:16:30,621 Security! 358 00:16:30,707 --> 00:16:32,507 Feet, don't fail me now! 359 00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:35,242 I'm coming with! Wait for me! 360 00:16:35,345 --> 00:16:38,212 "nebula rising," baby! Ha! 361 00:16:39,265 --> 00:16:42,050 Security, please! 362 00:16:42,185 --> 00:16:44,852 ♪ 363 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:50,224 owen. Buddy. Son! 364 00:16:51,394 --> 00:16:54,312 We just realized that, you know how we said, 365 00:16:54,397 --> 00:16:56,814 we hated the game and it's boring, 366 00:16:56,900 --> 00:16:59,701 well, now that we think about it, it's really cool. 367 00:16:59,786 --> 00:17:01,869 Right. Totes cool. 368 00:17:01,955 --> 00:17:03,654 Guys, stop lying! 369 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:05,323 I know you hate it here. 370 00:17:05,408 --> 00:17:08,275 Both: What? No! 371 00:17:08,378 --> 00:17:11,796 Yeah, we don't like it. Uh... 372 00:17:11,915 --> 00:17:14,749 But we should have faked it, like you do for the things we like. 373 00:17:14,834 --> 00:17:16,384 That's what family's all about. 374 00:17:16,503 --> 00:17:18,052 Pretending to like the things you hate 375 00:17:18,171 --> 00:17:20,221 -for the people you love. -Rachel: Mm. 376 00:17:20,306 --> 00:17:24,892 Um, I, I don't think that's what family is all about. 377 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:28,346 Sure, it is. No, byron can't stand it 378 00:17:28,431 --> 00:17:30,348 when I make him watch old war movies. 379 00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,067 And rachel hates getting mani-pedis with me. 380 00:17:33,186 --> 00:17:35,987 But we hide our true feelings from each other. 381 00:17:36,106 --> 00:17:38,106 And that's why it works. 382 00:17:39,909 --> 00:17:42,476 Anyway, what we're trying to say is we're both really sorry, 383 00:17:42,579 --> 00:17:44,662 and we never meant to hurt your feelings. 384 00:17:44,781 --> 00:17:46,480 Thanks, dad. 385 00:17:46,583 --> 00:17:49,033 And also, we'll do whatever we need to do 386 00:17:49,152 --> 00:17:51,586 -to fix, ja-- jazz-- -jazzlynn. 387 00:17:51,704 --> 00:17:54,922 Jazzlynn. Did I get the name right this time? 388 00:17:55,041 --> 00:17:59,043 Whatever it takes, you say? 389 00:17:59,162 --> 00:18:01,129 There is a way. 390 00:18:01,214 --> 00:18:03,097 Why are you always creeping around? 391 00:18:03,183 --> 00:18:05,883 -We were having a moment over here. -Byron and owen: Right. 392 00:18:05,969 --> 00:18:08,803 There is a way to save the day. 393 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:12,557 Hear this troll and play your role. 394 00:18:12,642 --> 00:18:16,227 Byron, recite a chant and fix the flute. 395 00:18:16,345 --> 00:18:17,728 Oh! 396 00:18:17,847 --> 00:18:21,232 With this horn, I will do 397 00:18:21,317 --> 00:18:23,701 anything to bring a friend back to you. 398 00:18:23,820 --> 00:18:26,204 Woo! 399 00:18:26,322 --> 00:18:27,622 Look at that! 400 00:18:27,707 --> 00:18:30,374 -Owen: Whoa! -Byron: Oh! 401 00:18:30,460 --> 00:18:32,960 (exclaiming) 402 00:18:33,046 --> 00:18:36,247 ♪ I'm fixed ♪ 403 00:18:36,332 --> 00:18:38,299 -glad to have you back. -So good to see you again. 404 00:18:38,384 --> 00:18:40,418 -My son has so few friends. -He was-- yeah. 405 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:44,538 Okay. Now let's find the stolen dragon egg, 406 00:18:44,641 --> 00:18:46,424 and save the realm from the... 407 00:18:46,509 --> 00:18:48,726 (pants) evil monster. 408 00:18:48,812 --> 00:18:50,261 -Wait, what? Monster? -Evil monster? 409 00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,562 -Who! -Whoa, no, no, no, no! 410 00:18:51,648 --> 00:18:54,215 (coughing) 411 00:18:54,317 --> 00:18:57,101 -rachel: Blair! -Family! 412 00:18:57,720 --> 00:18:59,654 That is not a monster. 413 00:19:00,990 --> 00:19:04,108 Um, blair, gator, what are you doing here? And-- 414 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:07,561 you have your "running from security guards" face. 415 00:19:07,664 --> 00:19:09,730 Are you running from security guards? 416 00:19:09,833 --> 00:19:11,449 Little bit. 417 00:19:12,452 --> 00:19:17,505 In order to save the realm from the evil monster, 418 00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:21,459 you must find the stolen dragon egg. 419 00:19:21,544 --> 00:19:23,461 (foghorn blares) 420 00:19:23,546 --> 00:19:26,264 -(all yelling) -oh! 421 00:19:26,349 --> 00:19:28,249 (audience clapping) 422 00:19:28,351 --> 00:19:30,768 host: Two things to vote on this time. 423 00:19:30,887 --> 00:19:33,304 First, should our heroes succeed 424 00:19:33,389 --> 00:19:35,640 and find the dragon egg? 425 00:19:35,725 --> 00:19:39,393 And second, what evil monster should they face? 426 00:19:39,946 --> 00:19:41,929 Let's go find that dragon egg, baby! 427 00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:44,098 Host: Let's get back to the scene. 428 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:45,566 Camera operator: And rolling! 429 00:19:45,668 --> 00:19:46,984 Director: Action! 430 00:19:47,070 --> 00:19:49,820 The dragon egg is hidden inside 431 00:19:49,906 --> 00:19:52,740 this magical rock wall! 432 00:19:52,842 --> 00:19:55,877 Now, everybody take some enchanted swim goggles. 433 00:19:55,962 --> 00:19:57,962 -This is not a good sign. -Byron: No. 434 00:19:58,047 --> 00:19:59,914 (laughing) 435 00:19:59,999 --> 00:20:05,503 find the egg to defeat the evil spider. 436 00:20:05,622 --> 00:20:08,339 (cheering and clapping) 437 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,358 -all right. We're up. -Let's go. Let's go. 438 00:20:10,460 --> 00:20:12,260 -Rachel: Find this egg. -Byron: You got it, baby. You got it. 439 00:20:12,362 --> 00:20:14,011 Oh! This is glowing. 440 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:15,863 ♪ 441 00:20:15,932 --> 00:20:17,148 -(growling) -(rachel yelps) 442 00:20:17,267 --> 00:20:19,133 -(byron and owen exclaiming) -come on! 443 00:20:19,235 --> 00:20:20,768 -Come on! -Owen: Oh, wow! 444 00:20:20,853 --> 00:20:22,803 Byron: I'm drawn to this. 445 00:20:22,906 --> 00:20:25,940 -Rachel: All right, get it, baby! -(all exclaiming) 446 00:20:26,025 --> 00:20:27,858 -blair: Whoa! -Owen: Wow! 447 00:20:27,944 --> 00:20:30,444 Rachel: All right, blair. Pick us an egg. Come on. 448 00:20:30,546 --> 00:20:32,313 -Yes! -Owen: Whoa! What is it? 449 00:20:32,415 --> 00:20:34,448 It's a magic potion. 450 00:20:34,534 --> 00:20:36,584 -Owen: Oh! -Rachel: Oh, okay! 451 00:20:36,686 --> 00:20:38,502 Owen: Why did blair get the good one? 452 00:20:38,788 --> 00:20:41,756 -(all exclaiming) -oh! 453 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:45,042 -That guy again. -(byron laughing) 454 00:20:45,161 --> 00:20:46,510 yeah, he loves his job. 455 00:20:46,596 --> 00:20:48,512 Rachel: I'm going back in. 456 00:20:48,631 --> 00:20:51,799 (all exclaiming, yelling) 457 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:59,473 (all exclaiming, yelling) 458 00:21:00,476 --> 00:21:02,777 blair: I'm kind of scared for this one. 459 00:21:04,047 --> 00:21:06,197 ♪ 460 00:21:06,899 --> 00:21:09,116 owen: I hope I get a random coin. 461 00:21:09,202 --> 00:21:12,370 (all exclaiming, laughing) 462 00:21:12,488 --> 00:21:14,538 oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 463 00:21:14,657 --> 00:21:15,906 I'm gonna take her spot. 464 00:21:16,025 --> 00:21:17,591 (all laughing) 465 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:19,243 here we go! Ha. 466 00:21:19,362 --> 00:21:23,297 (all exclaiming) 467 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,083 blair: This is what owen would have gotten. 468 00:21:26,636 --> 00:21:28,586 Milk chocolate bar? 469 00:21:28,671 --> 00:21:30,588 (all cheering, laughing) 470 00:21:31,574 --> 00:21:33,274 owen: I'm gonna find it. 471 00:21:34,927 --> 00:21:36,477 Oh, ho ho! 472 00:21:36,562 --> 00:21:38,429 -Oh! -What, what is it? What is it? 473 00:21:38,547 --> 00:21:39,930 Owen: It's the egg! 474 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:42,600 (all cheering) 475 00:21:42,685 --> 00:21:45,102 -(triumphant music) -(cheering continues) 476 00:21:45,221 --> 00:21:47,388 (clapping and cheering) 477 00:21:47,490 --> 00:21:50,825 you found it, but you're not in the clear! (gasps) 478 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:55,162 beware! The monster is finally here! 479 00:21:55,248 --> 00:21:56,864 -(monster roaring) -(steam hissing) 480 00:21:56,949 --> 00:22:00,368 (audience screaming, exclaiming) 481 00:22:02,705 --> 00:22:07,458 quickly! Use the dragon egg to drain the monster's power! 482 00:22:07,543 --> 00:22:10,011 -(owen yells) -it's working! 483 00:22:10,113 --> 00:22:11,145 -Yes! -Yeah! 484 00:22:11,214 --> 00:22:14,632 -(monster roaring) -(all yelling) 485 00:22:16,352 --> 00:22:18,052 (monster screeches) 486 00:22:18,137 --> 00:22:22,256 oh, no! The dragon egg made the monster explode! 487 00:22:22,358 --> 00:22:26,610 -All: What? -(all exclaiming) 488 00:22:26,696 --> 00:22:29,480 byron: Hold the egg! Hold the egg! 489 00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:31,065 (laughing and cheering) 490 00:22:31,150 --> 00:22:33,651 -(spraying) -(byron yelling) 491 00:22:34,771 --> 00:22:38,155 you've done it! You've saved the realm! 492 00:22:38,241 --> 00:22:40,324 -(triumphant music) -(clapping and cheering) 493 00:22:40,443 --> 00:22:42,793 that was epic! 494 00:22:42,879 --> 00:22:46,330 (audience cheering and clapping) 495 00:22:46,416 --> 00:22:48,966 dad, rachel, what do you think of the game? 496 00:22:49,085 --> 00:22:52,053 Both: Um, it was fun... 497 00:22:52,138 --> 00:22:54,455 Really? Honest? 498 00:22:54,891 --> 00:22:56,557 And that's our show! 499 00:22:56,676 --> 00:22:59,727 -You guys have been a great crowd! -Yeah! 500 00:22:59,812 --> 00:23:01,645 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 501 00:23:01,764 --> 00:23:05,066 (cheering and clapping) 502 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,073 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 503 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:17,445 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪ 504 00:23:20,116 --> 00:23:22,917 ♪♪ 505 00:23:26,589 --> 00:23:31,758 ♪ na na na na na na na na ♪