Na na ♪
tobie: Welcome to "just roll with it!"
(theme music playing)
(shouting and cheering)
you better be good!
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♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
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all: Just roll with it!
-(bell ringing) -(children cheering)
♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
(audience cheering)
welcome to "just roll with it!"
(cheering and clapping)
when you hear this sound...
(foghorn blares)
you get to vote on what happens in scenes!
(cheering and clapping)
and I'm betty bubblegum,
a spirit from a kids' show that filmed here in the 1930s,
and I am ready to make my comeback.
♪ I'm little betty bubblegum ♪
♪ and boy we'll have a lot of fun ♪
♪ when we sing our cares away ♪
(cheering and clapping)
betty, I don't think there's room for a spirit on this show.
(scary ghost voice): I am the gatekeeper of the nether realm,
and I feast on suffering.
Not really sure we have any suffering for you to feast on,
but, but we do have mini hot dogs backstage.
I love mini hot dogs!
(audience cheering and clapping)
anyway, no matter what happens, we'll have to...
All: Just roll with it!
(audience cheering and clapping)
♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
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(indistinct chatter)
(recorder blowing)
hear ye, hear ye, akron comic fest.
May the magic of my song embolden me!
(playing a lively tune badly)
okay, owen.
We got you safely inside,
-yes! -Which checks off all the boxes on our parenting duties.
We'll pick you up at 5 p.M. Sharp.
Be on the curb and ready, because I'm not gonna fully stop the car.
Wow. The ladies' bathroom is empty here.
Come on, mom and byron. Let's dip out of new dork city.
Uh, dad, rachel, blair. I have a surprise for you.
I didn't just get one ticket to akron comic fest.
I sprung for the fantasy family pass!
You shouldn't have done that.
I'd love to, but I don't wanna.
Remember when you all forgot my birthday?
-Rachel and byron: Yes. -Even though it's the same week as blair's?
-Rachel and byron: Yes. -And you threw her a big party?
-Rachel and byron: Yes. -Well, here's how you make it up to me.
I want us all to experience the wonder of this convention
together as a family.
You can't embarrass what you can't catch!
Remember, curb at five!
Now, dad and rachel,
do not refer to me as owen for the rest of the day.
I am cosplaying as owangus elvington,
the half-elf bard,
my original character from the warlock world video game series.
This is jazzlynn, the magical talking flute.
She's not just a magic item.
She's also my best friend.
I think we need to take that flute away from him.
Oh, I forgot to mention I also paid for
the lonely gnome status on our passes,
so we can get comic fest exclusives!
Uh, wait. How did you pay for all of this?
Ah, the banks give credit cards to kids now.
I just had to sign up for one of their
"lil' spenders" accounts. Look.
They gave you a credit card?
No. Dad co-signed for it.
Why would you sign him up for a credit card?
I'm a fun dad. I give the kids credit cards.
These passes include a meet-and-greet with chuck spiner.
Who the heck is that?
Only the visionary creator
of the award-winning video game series "warlock world."
(yelling): Oh!
Chuck spiner. Uh, it's, it's you.
I'm your biggest fan.
Ha ha! I very much doubt that.
It's such an honor to meet you.
-I have so many questions-- -bup, bup, bup, bup.
I do not have conversations with anyone who doesn't have
at least a fantasy level pass.
All right, mr. Moneybags.
Come on. Let me show you some other stuff
you can buy.
♪
wow. So many people to mock.
Where do I start?
-(thuds) -(exclaims) hi, blair!
Well, that was easy.
Why are you here? I thought nerds were smart.
(laughs) I'm actually here to meet adrian rose.
He played robo-bot in my favorite sci-fi franchise,
"nebula rising."
and he's right there!
As you know, my most famous line from "nebula rising" was,
"does not compute. Does not compute!"
that line was completely improvised.
-(applauding) -an actor's life. (laughing)
(laughing raucously)
can you believe it?
He's only charging twenty bucks for autographs.
Twenty dollars for that garbage?
What a racket.
What a... Beautiful, brilliant, profitable racket.
Gator, you gorgeous fool!
We're about to get rich!
(gator yelling)
♪
check it out. I bought the official
warlock world goblin grog.
It's a mystery flavor that tastes like nothing of this world.
It's cherry. (clears throat)
yeah. Yeah.
Well, owen, we've made some memories here
that will last a lifetime.
In fact, it feels like it's been a lifetime.
But maybe it's time to get going,
'cause it seems like things are kind of wrapping up here.
-Things are just getting started! -(cheering)
it's time for a sneak peak of
warlock world: War of the warlocks.
Who wants to give it a try?
Ooh! Pick us! Pick us, chuck!
You and your parents, get up here!
(screaming): Yes! Yes!
Oh, my-- yes! (excited panting)
all right. Just put these googles on,
and we'll get this game started.
-(foghorn blares) -ha ha ha!
-(audience cheering and clapping) -(yelling)
host: We're going virtual,
and byron and rachel need characters.
Pick the first half of rachel's character.
And now pick the second half.
Now, pick the first half of byron's character.
And now the second.
-We're going into virtual reality. -(laughter)
you two are going to be doing the rest of the episode
in your video game character costumes,
-as determined by the audience. -(laughing)
host: Now, let's put them in a virtual world
-they've never seen. -Camera operator: And rolling...
Director: Action!
Heh.
This is different than we rehearsed it. Ha ha ha ha!
Ahem.
-Hello? -Hello? Ding-dong.
-All: Oh! -Okay!
(with irish accent): Greetings, weary adventurers!
Perhaps you would like to introduce yourself
to everyone, good sir.
Uh, well, uh, my name is sparklemane mccallahan.
Uh, my favorite holiday is st. Patrick's "neigh."
(laughing)
and I move really fast. Watch my feet.
And how about you?
Would you, uh, introduce yourself to everyone,
and your special skills.
Okay.
Hi. Good to, uh, good to see you.
I'm a, a pirate. Emphasis on "eye."
-(audience laughing) -rachel: Uh, I have, a, a,
cyborg eye that can help me see into the future,
and I see myself getting very bored in this game.
(laughing)
and now, finally, your fearless leader.
Come here. Yes, yes, yes.
Owangus elvington.
Serenade us with your gift of flute!
Ha ha ha!
(playing a merry tune badly)
(trilling)
-byron: Wha-- -(all laughing)
who's that?
(all laughing)
owangus! 'tis I, jazzlynn, the magic flute!
Now, let us sing of your legend.
-♪ me me me me me ♪ -♪ me me me me me ♪
♪ he is owangus, half-elf, and I'm his flute jazzlynn ♪
♪ sit back 'cause we've got a tale to spin ♪
take it away, owangus!
♪ uh, you are jazzlynn ♪
-yep! -♪ my magical talking flute ♪
♪ and I love your gold trimmings ♪
(cheering and clapping)
byron: Yeah, that was amazing!
-(byron laughs) -(audience continues cheering)
that was so much fun, but it's time for me to go.
If you need me, you know how to reach me. Peace!
(audience laughing and cheering)
here. Take a load off.
You three deserve a nice, long break from questing.
-(dramatic music playing) -(panting)
I need three adventurers to go on a quest right now.
Never mind. You're up!
-(rachel sighs) -I knew he was gonna pick us. I knew it.
-Oh, adventurers. -(all laughing)
the monster has taken the dragon egg.
That sounds like the dragon's problem.
-Exactly. -Faun: No.
He's taken it to the spinning swamp.
You must get it back. If you don't,
the realm will be lost,
and everyone here will disappear.
-Rachel: Oh... -(voice echoing) disappear...
Disappear...
(energy surges)
-(rachel and owen exclaim) -stop it.
♪
(audience cheering and clapping)
a game within a game within a vote within a vote.
(pwish)
♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
got everything we need right here.
A bunch of posters, a box of markers.
Ooh, and a ring light so we can charge double for selfies!
Blair, this is great and all, but why would people pay for our autographs?
We weren't in "nebula rising."
or any space movie, for that matter.
Now that I think about it,
we haven't been in any movie at all, regardless of genre.
We have no credits to our name! None!
Or do we?
There's a ton of characters in these movies,
and most of them are robot men, or aliens.
No one knows who's behind the masks.
I bet people would believe I was this adorable teddy bear thing,
and that you were this gross slug.
Technically, that teddy bear is a kruellian nub-nub.
Yes, yes. Details are important
for a believable cover story.
What's this gross slug called?
Oh. That's gross slug.
Well, somebody phoned it in that day.
Uh, I don't know. This feels wrong.
-What would adrian think? -Blair: Oh, right.
The chatty robo-dude.
Gator, look at it this way.
If what's-his-butt thinks we're in the same movie,
he'll want to be best friends with you.
Best friends?
Let's lie to my hero.
Movie star signatures, two for twenty bucks!
Cheaper than that guy's.
-Get 'em while they're hot. Twenty bucks, people. -(commotion, chattering)
you heard it. Get it while it's hot.
Come on...
Wow. Huh.
-When did you all build this? -Right.
-Byron: Right? -(rachel laughs)
-I love the centerpiece. -(laughs)
when, when is something cool gonna happen?
We've been in here for hours.
Dad, it's only been 20 minutes,
and we're not even halfway through the quest for the,
-uh, the-- yes. -Dragon egg.
The dragon egg. Right.
Can't you guys at least try to have fun?
Rachel, how often have I taken notes at your book club?
-A lot. -And dad?
How many times have I stuffed my cargo pants full of crab legs
at an all-you-can-eat restaurant,
just so you could feel like you got your money's worth?
Every time.
Can't you do this one thing for me without complaining?
-Okay. -I'll try. But something better happen soon.
(laughing)
you have entered the spinning swamp!
Why do they call the swamp "spinning?"
-oh! -Oh. Wow.
To keep yourself from falling down,
you must stop the ground from spinning 'round.
-Stop the ground-- -(foghorn blares)
(all exclaiming)
-what? -(audience cheering)
what?
Host: What game should they play
to stop the swamp from spinning?
They better not bring the dragon out. (laughs)
host: Let's go back to the scene.
Director: Action!
To stop the spinning, you must play a little game
called "swamp bug slayer!"
(audience cheering and clapping)
use your archery set to take out the swamp bug's teeth!
Good luck! (laughing)
-whoa ho ho! -(dramatic music)
-byron: Yeah, we're going faster! Okay! -Owen: This is fast!
-Whoa! -Yeah!
Whoa!
All right! Let's go, let's go!
-I got a shot! -Byron: Let's go! Whoa!
Ah! Let's go, let's go!
Ah! Let's go!
Aah!
(yelling)
byron: Owen! Oh, missed!
Rachel! Aah!
Dad!
(yelling)
owen: Oh! Come on, we almost got it!
-(owen grunts) -rachel: Close!
-(all yelling) -owen: Yeah!
You failed!
(dramatic music)
seems the spinning swamp is all spun out.
Now, only six hours remain
before you find the dragon egg.
How about jazzlynn and I rouse our spirits
with a little jig? Ha ha.
-No, no, no, owen. Not another musical number. -(thuds, cracks)
-whoops! -Jazzlynn!
My flute! My, my heart... My friend...
I'm so sorry, owen. I'll get you a new jazzy jeff.
It's jazzlynn! Forget it.
I thought this was something fun we could all do as a family,
but you're obviously not interested in that.
Why don't you guys just go home?
I'll be fine here. By myself.
Byron, I-I think we're bad parents.
I kind of think so, too.
Don't worry.
I had bad parents, too, and I turned out fine.
Now, if you'll excuse me,
I'm gonna go visit my girlfriend,
who I created in this game.
(audience cheering and clapping)
♪
well, if it isn't my old friends,
kruellian nub-nub and gross slug.
I didn't realize you'd be here today.
Yep. These cons are very lucrative.
Remember when we shot in tunisia?
-Sure do. -Yep.
It was 115 degrees out.
We were sweating in our costumes,
and bruce made us all fro-yo.
-Love fro-yo. -Love bruce.
-Love fro-yo.
Ah-ha!
I knew it. You're frauds.
We never filmed in tunisia,
and bruce never shared his fro-yo, because he's a diva!
Security!
Feet, don't fail me now!
I'm coming with! Wait for me!
"nebula rising," baby! Ha!
Security, please!
♪
owen. Buddy. Son!
We just realized that, you know how we said,
we hated the game and it's boring,
well, now that we think about it, it's really cool.
Right. Totes cool.
Guys, stop lying!
I know you hate it here.
Both: What? No!
Yeah, we don't like it. Uh...
But we should have faked it, like you do for the things we like.
That's what family's all about.
Pretending to like the things you hate
-for the people you love. -Rachel: Mm.
Um, I, I don't think that's what family is all about.
Sure, it is. No, byron can't stand it
when I make him watch old war movies.
And rachel hates getting mani-pedis with me.
But we hide our true feelings from each other.
And that's why it works.
Anyway, what we're trying to say is we're both really sorry,
and we never meant to hurt your feelings.
Thanks, dad.
And also, we'll do whatever we need to do
-to fix, ja-- jazz-- -jazzlynn.
Jazzlynn. Did I get the name right this time?
Whatever it takes, you say?
There is a way.
Why are you always creeping around?
-We were having a moment over here. -Byron and owen: Right.
There is a way to save the day.
Hear this troll and play your role.
Byron, recite a chant and fix the flute.
Oh!
With this horn, I will do
anything to bring a friend back to you.
Woo!
Look at that!
-Owen: Whoa! -Byron: Oh!
(exclaiming)
♪ I'm fixed ♪
-glad to have you back. -So good to see you again.
-My son has so few friends. -He was-- yeah.
Okay. Now let's find the stolen dragon egg,
and save the realm from the...
(pants) evil monster.
-Wait, what? Monster? -Evil monster?
-Who! -Whoa, no, no, no, no!
(coughing)
-rachel: Blair! -Family!
That is not a monster.
Um, blair, gator, what are you doing here? And--
you have your "running from security guards" face.
Are you running from security guards?
Little bit.
In order to save the realm from the evil monster,
you must find the stolen dragon egg.
(foghorn blares)
-(all yelling) -oh!
(audience clapping)
host: Two things to vote on this time.
First, should our heroes succeed
and find the dragon egg?
And second, what evil monster should they face?
Let's go find that dragon egg, baby!
Host: Let's get back to the scene.
Camera operator: And rolling!
Director: Action!
The dragon egg is hidden inside
this magical rock wall!
Now, everybody take some enchanted swim goggles.
-This is not a good sign. -Byron: No.
(laughing)
find the egg to defeat the evil spider.
(cheering and clapping)
-all right. We're up. -Let's go. Let's go.
-Rachel: Find this egg. -Byron: You got it, baby. You got it.
Oh! This is glowing.
♪
-(growling) -(rachel yelps)
-(byron and owen exclaiming) -come on!
-Come on! -Owen: Oh, wow!
Byron: I'm drawn to this.
-Rachel: All right, get it, baby! -(all exclaiming)
-blair: Whoa! -Owen: Wow!
Rachel: All right, blair. Pick us an egg. Come on.
-Yes! -Owen: Whoa! What is it?
It's a magic potion.
-Owen: Oh! -Rachel: Oh, okay!
Owen: Why did blair get the good one?
-(all exclaiming) -oh!
-That guy again. -(byron laughing)
yeah, he loves his job.
Rachel: I'm going back in.
(all exclaiming, yelling)
blair: I'm kind of scared for this one.
♪
owen: I hope I get a random coin.
(all exclaiming, laughing)
oh, oh, oh, whoa, whoa, whoa.
I'm gonna take her spot.
(all laughing)
here we go! Ha.
(all exclaiming)
blair: This is what owen would have gotten.
Milk chocolate bar?
(all cheering, laughing)
owen: I'm gonna find it.
Oh, ho ho!
-Oh! -What, what is it? What is it?
Owen: It's the egg!
(all cheering)
-(triumphant music) -(cheering continues)
(clapping and cheering)
you found it, but you're not in the clear! (gasps)
beware! The monster is finally here!
-(monster roaring) -(steam hissing)
(audience screaming, exclaiming)
quickly! Use the dragon egg to drain the monster's power!
-(owen yells) -it's working!
-Yes! -Yeah!
-(monster roaring) -(all yelling)
(monster screeches)
oh, no! The dragon egg made the monster explode!
-All: What? -(all exclaiming)
byron: Hold the egg! Hold the egg!
(laughing and cheering)
-(spraying) -(byron yelling)
you've done it! You've saved the realm!
-(triumphant music) -(clapping and cheering)
that was epic!
(audience cheering and clapping)
dad, rachel, what do you think of the game?
Both: Um, it was fun...
Really? Honest?
And that's our show!
-You guys have been a great crowd! -Yeah!
♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
(cheering and clapping)
♪ na na na na na na na na ♪
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♪ na na na na na na na na ♪