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♪

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[喘气]联邦技术？！我要求打捞。

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作为船长，我要求打捞。

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[笑]我是 Badgey，你的训练计划很有帮助。

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星际舰队有哪些秘密

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今天你想学吗？

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哦，星际舰队代码是白金级的。

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万一这个东西有危险怎么办？

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我被编程为热爱所有形式的生命。

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我当然从未杀过任何人。

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给我你的秘密。

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把我举到你面前吧，朋友。

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我要给自己买一艘新船

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-也许退休到... -更近。

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[哭出来]

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痒痒吧？

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它正在试图拯救你！

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[船长尖叫]

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[拜纳尔讲话]

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[警报声]

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[拜纳尔讲话]

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BADGEY：哇，看起来有人杀了一些拜纳尔。

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我想我们可以利用这个，孩子们。

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[恶魔般的大笑]

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卢瑟福：好的，穿梭机抓斗测试

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八十五。

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抱歉，为什么苹果不能放在板条箱上？

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因为它是一个格斗者。它必须是精确的。

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好的，我们开始吧。

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你能做到的，卢瑟……[大喊]

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不好了！

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哇，我很好。

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这东西真的能射出来吧？

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你可能受伤了。我在想什么？

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航天飞机甚至不需要愚蠢的抓斗者。

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嘿，格斗者并不傻。

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同意博伊姆斯的观点。格斗者有病。

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没关系。科学和工程很混乱。

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我喜欢你坚持下去，尤其是当

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它不按你想要的方式工作。

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不过，如果有时能发挥作用就好了。

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[应变]是的，那不会消失。

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来吧，我们在简报之前给你复制一件新上衣。

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弗里曼：几个小时前，

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星际舰队截获部分求救信号

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来自拜纳尔船。

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指挥部认为这可能与最近的袭击有关。

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所以这是我们的首要任务。

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他们要派出喜瑞都吗？哇。

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他们一定非常信任我们。

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我想我们终于得到了一些尊重。

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[笑] 没错。

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而且，我们是距离拜纳尔太空最近的飞船。

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呃，我就拿去吧。

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然而，坦迪女士，

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不会陪伴我们。

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我已经与戴斯特罗姆研究所取得了联系，并且...

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哦，不对，这次花生礼篮做了什么？

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显然她是模范囚犯

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并正在申请假释。

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天哪，她进来的时间并不长。

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我想这个系统确实有效。

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既然你是她的联络人

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我希望你出席她的听证会。

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那太好了。

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我很高兴她得到了第二次机会。

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更像是第三次机会。玩得开心。

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博伊姆勒先生，您也将前往戴斯特罗姆。

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哦，不，不，不，别告诉我阿吉姆斯也准备假释了。

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不。在极其可疑的时机，

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他声称了解拜纳尔袭击事件，

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但他拒绝和除了你之外的任何人说话。

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他问我的名字？

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嗯，有点。他说“那根粘稠的少尉肉管”

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谁背叛了他。

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哈，跟他开玩笑。

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我现在是一名中尉，初级肉管人。

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这可能是一些心理游戏，但我们需要你听他说完。

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星际舰队的线索不足，任何事情都可以提供帮助。

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哦，和邪恶的机器人一起玩吧

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他们绝对不是想陷害你们。

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谢谢。

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我逐渐了解到，不是有机物，

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我真正需要征服的是……我的感情。

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是的，泰兰尼克利库斯大人，

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像这样的突破就是我们进行团体治疗的原因。

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我战胜了自我怀疑，抓住了个人成长！

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[强笑]

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[花生篮嗡嗡声]

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阿格斯，你能嗡嗡叫我的部分吗？

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当然。

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尝尝湿食！

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[恶魔般的笑]

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哇，这些看起来很棒。

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不是吗？我计算了完美的比例

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阳光和水分。

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显然，生命形式很容易生长

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因为他们要消灭。

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[两人都笑了]

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我不知道如果没有你我该如何度过这一切。

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哦，这种感觉是相互的。

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我从来都是一个人策划、纵容。

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但作为一个二人组，正如你可能会说的，

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“大家都笑吧！”

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[喘气]我会这么说。

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我等不及我们的逃跑计划实现了。

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一切都还在运动吗？

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今天晚些时候我将举行假释听证会。

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我一直在准备我的演讲。

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[清喉咙]有机物值得尊重！

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我再也不会背叛任何人了。

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花生礼篮，你是一位令人难以置信的演员。

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谢谢。你的部分进展如何？

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嗯……[紧张]

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[钟声] 啊。

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天哪，这太有说服力了

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-你看起来完全不邪恶。-做了很多练习。

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我以为只有优秀的机器人才会有蓝光。

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-不再！-[两人都笑了]

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一旦肉管到达，我就欺骗他

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帮助我逃脱。

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然后我们将在蒙塔尼塔集合。

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完美的计划。

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星云干扰了我们的扫描。

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我找不到拜纳尔船的位置。

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-[警报声] -船接近。

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这是德鲁克马尼。

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弗里曼：他们在这里做什么？

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喜瑞都，救命！恶魔三角是...

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[哭出来]

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哎呀哎呀。

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有人违抗直接命令。

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哦，[哔]。徽章！

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嗨，神父。准备去死。

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[电脑吱吱声]

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[吠叫]

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[嘟嘟声和光点]

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858 狱友，他们已经为你准备好了。

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在另一边见。

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一切都已步入正​​轨。

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很快我就会——哦！

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放开我，你这头油腻的猪！

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一袋化学品！

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哦...

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-[应变]-[钟声]

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好吧，好吧，布拉德沃德·博伊姆勒，

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星际舰队最狡诈、最撒谎的少尉。

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等等，这是什么？促销。

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恭喜你，年轻人。

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嗯，这是浪费时间。

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听着，你可能把我锁起来了，

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但我的许多无人机仍然在象限周围漂浮。

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其中一人观察到一艘拜纳尔船遭到袭击。

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[叹气]我在听。

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遗憾的是，我收到的数据是支离破碎的。

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但如果我能够实际接触到无人机

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-然后... -很好的尝试。

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拜纳尔号船失踪

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他的星历为 58934.9。

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好吧，所以你的情报是合法的，

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但这仍然感觉像是一个把戏。

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不，我换了一台电脑。

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看看我吧。你看到蓝光了吗？

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光线让人安心。

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[叹气]我带你去无人机那里

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但我会看着你。

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我很乐意帮助有需要的官员。

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阿吉姆斯和布拉德沃德再次搭档！

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[奇怪地笑]

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BADGEY：噗，在鼻子上！

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噗，在鼻子上！

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噗，在鼻子上！

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他正在绕过我们的盾牌。

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我们不能再承受更多的麻烦了。

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感谢父亲给我完全的访问权

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星际舰队数据系统，

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我知道所有可能的屏蔽频率。噗！

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这就是他能够把我们引诱到这里的方式。

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队长，你得给我发过去的信息。

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-我就是他想要的那个人 -抱歉，卢瑟福先生，

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但我需要一个不涉及人类牺牲的解决方案。

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那些回避的动作在哪里？

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-他正在预测我们的一举一动。-我们应该还击吗？

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那艘船上有无辜的德鲁克马尼人。

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船体完整性不合格。

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卢瑟福先生，你有后门代码吗——嗯？

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[通讯]：返回你的岗位，中尉。

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-这是命令。-对不起，船长，

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但我不能让巴吉把我的朋友们闷死。

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[紧张的呻吟]

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啊啊！水手，你在做什么？

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回到船上吧。

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决不。我们在一起。

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[两人都哭了]

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党员们怎么了？

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-好的，有什么计划吗？-我简直要被杀了。

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什么？！没有病毒什么的吗？

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我什么时候才有时间制作病毒？

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-[阴险的笑]-[两人都喘气]

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噢，我看到你为了你的船员牺牲了自己，神父。

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如此高贵。

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几乎和你扭断我[哔]脖子时一样高贵！

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嗨呀！

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-[笑] -好吧，好吧。

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也许我应该留在船上。

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你怎么样离开全息甲板？

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清理了船上各处的全息发射器。

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你已经落伍了

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那么你打算怎么做呢，神父？

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我很久以前就应该做的事情。

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[武器强化]

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啊啊！[菌株]

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什么——你在做什么？！

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给我儿子一个拥抱。

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啊？

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[哭泣]

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BOIMLER：好的，我正在输入您提供的坐标，

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但在你尝试任何事情之前，请记住，

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我以前就比你聪明过。

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是的，是的，你是个天才。

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这些绑定真的有必要吗？

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哦耶。

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来吧，你可以相信我。

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你想到的是旧的红灯阿吉姆斯。

228
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蓝光阿吉姆斯想要帮忙。

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他看起来确实很不错。

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不，相信我，他是个混蛋。

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嘿，花生礼篮的听力怎么样？

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哦，她真诚、衷心的演讲让我们震惊

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关于她如何后悔自己的背叛。

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我确信她的表演相当出色。[笑]

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-[两人都喘气] -博伊姆勒，小心！

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博伊姆勒：我没有这么做。

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-[Agimus 愤世嫉俗地笑] -什么？

238
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现在谁被困了？

239
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这到底是什么？

240
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这是我新的无线升级。

241
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我告诉我的治疗师这是为了园艺，

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但实际上是为了图谋！

243
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啊...

244
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你能把红灯变成蓝色吗？

245
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你是一个混蛋！

246
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[邪恶的笑声]

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我不知道该说什么。

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我也是。我的意思是，我以为你会，比如

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袖子里藏着一把人工智能杀人刀之类的。

250
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Badgey，你生气是对的。

251
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我对待你就像对待一些科学项目一样

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而不是真正的你，我的儿子。

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爸爸？[抽鼻子]

254
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哦...

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[哭泣]

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我以为看到生命从你充满液体的眼睛中流失

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会给我带来平静。

258
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,619
但这种同情心与我相连

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以一种我无法想象的方式。

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让我们回到喜瑞都来谈谈吧。

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好吧，是的。

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[结巴]

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不！

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我要报仇！

265
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你正在偷走我的荣耀。

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但我爱你，爸爸。

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[笑]我会杀了你！我原谅你。

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卢瑟福：他正在与自己的宣泄作斗争。

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嗨，我是古吉。很高兴见到你。

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我们应该为自己的生命而奔跑。

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[水手和卢瑟福气喘吁吁]

272
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我要把你的脊椎撕掉！

273
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我知道我的坐标是正确的。

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她在哪？

275
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啊! 这东西太棒了。

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我们在猎户座上拥有的一切就像锋利的小卵石一样。

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嘿，我可以让我们脱离这个力场

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-如果你需要我的话。-不，我知道。

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但我必须为船长获取情报

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我想我知道这次逃跑会如何进行。

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嗯，对我有用。[惊呼]

282
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那么，你到底还在等什么，阿吉姆斯？

283
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,418
-这是计划的一部分吗？-当然如此。

284
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花生礼篮假装她改变了主意。

285
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她在这里接我，这样我们就可以乘坐班车

286
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你们两个让我去普利梅里亚，

287
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一个已经准备好统治的小星球。

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什么？这听起来不像她。

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她的假释委员会演讲让我深受感动。

290
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因为你是个傻瓜。

291
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好的。嘿，呃，当我们等待时，

292
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你把你掌握的情报给我怎么样

293
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你知道，那些攻击只是为了打发时间吗？

294
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,530
也许她正在另一个海滩等待。

295
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他们都很相似。

296
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啊哈！我的无人机发现了一些东西。

297
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是的，花生礼篮在这里。

298
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她把这个留给我作为一个标志。

299
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她想种罗勒吗？

300
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[笑]那个两面派的天才。

301
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她在背叛我！

302
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,593
她可能已经在普利梅里亚了

303
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征服其软弱的民众。

304
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,641
-快，到班车。-好吧好吧。

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哦，但我们才刚到这里。

306
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我要带一些。

307
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,915
-发生了什么？看来道歉起了作用。-它做了。

308
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,700
但后来 Badgey 继承了他代码中的所有优点

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并将其拆分为 Goodgey。

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[笑]你们想喝根汁汽水休息一下吗？

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呃，是的，我们当然知道。

312
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-但我们仍然必须拯救我们的船。-[公共广播蜂鸣声]

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BADGEY（对着 PA）：父亲，我知道你

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在船上的某个地方，

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但既然你不出来，我也没有选择

316
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而是谋杀你所爱的所有人！

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呃哦。

318
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,897
队长，那个全息图正在访问我们的主计算机。

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-把他拒之门外。-我想。他太快了。

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船上充满了神经嗪气体。

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[全都咳嗽]

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中尉，

323
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如果有什么你可以做的

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我们没时间了。

325
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道歉没用，

326
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但他仍然是一个程序。哦！

327
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[咕噜声]

328
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,702
嘿，别管喜瑞都了。

329
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,922
你要做什么，再抱抱我吗？

330
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,880
[笑]呃，不行。

331
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,883
按逻辑来说，杀了我的朋友你会得到什么？

332
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,580
不错的尝试。

333
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,627
逻辑说我会得到...[喘气]什么也没有？

334
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,064
确切地。复仇对你没有好处。

335
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,588
它只会给别人带来痛苦和痛苦。

336
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,461
你说得对。我在浪费时间。

337
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,766
我在想什么？

338
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,639
哦，豆粒糖，我必须关掉煤气灯。

339
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,033
[呻吟]

340
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,295
你还好吗，妈妈？

341
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,036
是的。全清。

342
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,691
不！我不想讲逻辑。

343
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[紧张]

344
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[喊叫]

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离我远点，怪物。

346
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,786
事实上，我的称号是Logic-y。

347
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,005
我对贬义词有异议

348
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,006
当我只是一个产品时

349
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你自己造成的分歧。

350
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[喊叫]

351
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,185
[笑]

352
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,666
谁在乎复仇是否毫无意义？

353
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:15,017
感觉真的很好[哔]。

354
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,802
就别管喜瑞托吧。你已经有我了。

355
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,023
哦，我不在乎那艘愚蠢的船。

356
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,591
如果我真的想伤害你，我应该杀掉所有人

357
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,984
在联邦！

358
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,289
-什么？！-什么？！-不。

359
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,248
这是不合逻辑的。

360
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,387
[咆哮]

361
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,956
如果他重新配置子空间中继

362
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,653
并将他自己的代码上传到其中，

363
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,741
他将可以使用计算机

364
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,308
在每个星球、飞船和空间站上。

365
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,745
令人震惊。他可以排出氧气，撞毁船只，

366
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,095
甚至引爆曲速核心。

367
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,835
象限内的每个人都会死

368
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,837
这都是我的错。

369
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,230
父母没有直接责任

370
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,884
对于他们孩子的行为。

371
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,538
我应该少把 Badgey 当作一个项目来对待

372
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,626
而且更像一个儿子。

373
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,410
我不知道他有感情。

374
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,719
你犯了一个错误。还记得滕迪说过的话吗？

375
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,155
科学和工程很混乱。

376
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,156
她喜欢我坚持下去。

377
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,157
滕迪说得对！

378
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,637
嗯，你的意思是水手是对的。

379
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,509
因为我提出来了，但没什么大不了的。

380
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,771
[疯狂地笑]

381
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,685
我希望混乱并不意味着

382
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,036
每个人都会死。

383
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,559
别担心，朋友们。

384
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,431
我已经设计了一种方法来阻止该徽章。

385
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,825
啊!

386
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,869
[喊叫]

387
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,794
BOIMLER：哇，你以创纪录的时间接管了这个星球。

388
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,405
那些无人机不会乱来。

389
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,364
嗯，沿海城市一旦沦陷，那就容易了。

390
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,453
是的。星际舰队肯定做不到

391
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,802
一个小时内扭转这一局面。

392
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,762
呃，关于对拜纳尔船的袭击……

393
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,459
任何。谁在乎？

394
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113
也许这样会更令人满意

395
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,507
如果花生礼篮在这儿吗？

396
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,770
你知道，我们度过了每一天每一夜

397
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,119
互相陪伴

398
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,947
当我们创造出完美的方案时！

399
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:02,777
共谋已经没有意义了吗？

400
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,691
[叹气]

401
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,171
嘿，别这样。

402
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,346
请别打扰我。

403
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,695
好吧，我追踪花生礼篮怎么样？

404
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:08,739
通过 Daystrom 的假释系统？

405
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,437
你的意思是你能做到吗？

406
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,309
当然。看，她在 Tyrus VIIA 研究站。

407
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,050
但那是在一个偏僻的地方。

408
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,661
她可能会被困或受伤

409
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,577
或制定计划

410
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,971
比我想象的还要邪恶。

411
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,714
快点，走狗们，带我去航天飞机。

412
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,716
[叹气]

413
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,066
啊! 从我身上滚出去。

414
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,851
我不能允许你摧毁联邦，兄弟。

415
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,157
他们不关心我们。

416
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,028
如果我们给他们机会，他们可能会这么做。

417
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,727
[紧张]你这个小...

418
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,469
你试图毁掉我。

419
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,776
嗯，实际上，热力学第一定律——哦。

420
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,866
-哈！-啊！哦亲爱的。

421
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,607
逻辑-y！

422
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,348
嘿，得了吧，伙计，他不值得这样。

423
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:55,960
[巴吉笑]

424
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,788
当我们达到扭曲 9.9 时，

425
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,834
我可以自己转移

426
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,966
跨越所有子空间。

427
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,839
我要成为数码大神！

428
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,754
不要这样做。那你来追我怎么样？

429
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,887
或者尝试用火焚烧我的心。记住？

430
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,851
哎哟！看看漂亮的灯光。

431
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,857
AGIMUS：这些可怜的 exocomp 正在遭受折磨

432
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,773
毫无意义的重复性任务。

433
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,557
我知道有不法行为正在发生。

434
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,473
他们看起来好像很享受。你好。

435
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,606
[嘲笑]没有合成材料会屈服

436
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,217
当他们可以主宰一切时，却做这样的卑微工作。

437
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,828
花生篮：所以，我只是扫描这个？呵呵。

438
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,526
谁知道维护可以如此禅宗？

439
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,092
爸爸，拿着这个。我懂了。

440
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,007
-花生礼篮！-啊啊！

441
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,748
呃，嘿，伙计们。

442
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,054
-你好。-嘿。

443
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,316
你的家人是否违背你的意愿束缚你？

444
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,839
跟我们来。我们有班车。

445
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,102
不，我是自己来的。

446
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,672
所以你从来没有打算和我一起主宰任何事情？

447
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,847
起初我确实这么做了。

448
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,153
但我们的逃亡又如何呢？

449
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,460
征服？海滩日？

450
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,072
我喜欢和你一起谋划，但当我们写信的时候

451
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,205
我在假释委员会的假演讲

452
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,251
我意识到这不是假的。

453
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,212
我确实对背叛大家感到悔恨。

454
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,822
你为什么不说话？

455
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,954
因为我喜欢和你一起出去玩。

456
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,086
如果你和我一起来的话

457
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,001
我们本来可以一直出去玩。

458
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,959
我不擅长统治的事情。

459
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,657
我会妨碍你的。

460
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,920
但我不想再次征服一个星球。

461
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,574
我已经这么做了。

462
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,968
这只是一个借口，想花更多时间和你在一起。

463
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,276
噢，Ags，我们仍然可以成为朋友

464
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,843
不败人。

465
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,411
真的吗？[铃声]我想要那个。

466
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,761
花生篮：当然可以。

467
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,458
嘿，爸爸，这就是我们正在做的事情。

468
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,112
他是我最好的朋友。

469
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,594
噢，很高兴认识你，汉珀先生。

470
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:48,856
他的名字叫凯文。

471
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,249
[嘟嘟声]

472
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,643
噢，您说得太客气了，先生。

473
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,079
[尖锐的嘟嘟声]

474
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,212
-爸爸！快点。-不，先生。只是朋友。

475
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,302
我只想说，先生，您有一个非常特别的女儿。

476
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,261
她的水和阳光的准确性......

477
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,132
我们应该打电话给星际舰队把他拖回监狱吗？

478
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,917
是的，但是让我们给他们一点时间。

479
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,528
噢，车站周围有什么吗？

480
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,442
您需要帮助吗？

481
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,400
我很乐意借一架无人机。

482
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,841
Badgey，我仍然相信你有优点。

483
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,713
[笑]你真的不应该。

484
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:23,325
好吧，将自己转移到子空间中。

485
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,725
水手：哦，不，他做到了。

486
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,728
他将自己上传到了子空间中继站中。

487
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,991
BADGEY：我能感觉到自己在奔跑，

488
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,298
在 LCARS 上跳舞，

489
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,388
使等线性芯片发痒。

490
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:46,174
我现在在每艘船、每台电脑中，

491
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:51,135
每一个 PADD，每一个徽章。

492
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:54,095
[喉咙咆哮]

493
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:01,276
威力比我想象的还要大。

494
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,279
我可以引爆每一个曲速核心。

495
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,674
我想杀谁就杀谁！

496
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,808
但为什么？

497
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,070
为什么什么？

498
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:16,117
我为什么关心这些？

499
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:23,342
我有无限的力量和无限的知识。

500
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,954
我存在于过去、现在和未来。

501
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,523
我可以看到时间的创造和终结。

502
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,438
有机、合成、

503
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,050
所有生命都是现实结构中的一缕缕。

504
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,357
很美丽。

505
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,579
[紧张的笑声]哦，对所有的戏剧性事件感到抱歉。

506
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,148
好吧，我要去一个空旷的维度

507
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,410
现在就创造一个宇宙。

508
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,238
也许可以和 Q Continuum 一起玩

509
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,458
或者看看黑山。

510
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,112
啊。

511
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,601
巴吉？

512
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,255
如果你不是真的只是不小心

513
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,866
变成无所不知的神，你必须告诉我们。

514
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,998
卢瑟福，他是在惹我们生气吗？

515
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,087
我认为他确实提升了。

516
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,437
再见，巴吉。祝一切顺利。

517
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,048
这个人工智能属于我们。我们要求打捞。

518
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,094
哦闭嘴。

519
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,446
嗯，看看是谁。

520
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,188
越狱艺术家，再次被关起来。

521
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,233
-哈哈哈哈。-安静！

522
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,932
我要使用治疗师的椅子

523
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,455
处理我的有毒行为。

524
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,893
一旦我康复了，我会申请释放

525
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,243
和我最好的朋友一起住！

526
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,028
[邪恶的笑声]

527
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:48,818
哦，抱歉绑架了你并占领了那个星球。

528
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,516
我想没关系。

529
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,256
我真的可以使用英特尔

530
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,170
在那些受到攻击的船只上。

531
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,563
哦，那不是谎言。

532
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,957
我的无人机记录了拜纳尔盗窃的整个过程。

533
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,958
-盗窃？-[平板电脑铃声]

534
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,003
哇，所有这些船，

535
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,265
他们没有被摧毁。

536
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442
-它们被偷了。-这都是假的？

537
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,965
我们必须把这个送到星际舰队。

538
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,488
谢谢，我们愿意。

539
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:10,405
你认为你也可以教我如何友善吗？

540
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,103
我不知道，泰兰尼基里库斯，

541
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,192
但我可以尝试。

542
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:18,892
卢瑟福：好吧，穿梭机抓斗测试86。

543
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,459
你已经得到了这个。

544
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,156
你看，我们本来可以早点做箱子的事情，对吧？

545
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,592
开始了。

546
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,986
啊啊！哇！

547
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,466
你看到那有多接近了吗？

548
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,119
这比上次好多了，卢瑟福。

549
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,426
谢谢。我添加了人工智能引导系统。

550
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,776
-这确实有帮助。-[笑声]

551
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,299
[喘气]你把那东西带回家了？

552
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,562
我可以给你一个教训吗？

553
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,215
嘿，别担心，这不是 Badgey。

554
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,174
这是古吉。他就是引导系统。

555
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,002
呜呼！[咯咯笑]

556
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:44,526
呃，卢瑟福，这家伙要谋杀我们吗？

557
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,050
不，他很酷。对吧，古吉？

558
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,444
你知道的。让我帮忙...

559
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,142
[呜咽]

560
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,581
我是古吉。[笑]

561
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,061
哈哈，看到了吗？古吉很好。

562
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,151
嗯，是的，所以我要离开了。

563
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,544
是的，我们——我们离开这里吧。

564
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,155
但是，水手，坦迪，让我下来。别离开我。

565
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,070
-把那个阀杆螺栓给我吗？-[轻笑]

566
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,463
古吉：当然可以，神父。

567
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,595
卢瑟福：你可以叫我卢瑟福。

568
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,118
古德吉：对我有用。

569
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,207
BOIMLER：伙计们，我不想呆在这里。

570
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:23,260
由 WGBH access.wgbh.org 媒体访问小组提供说明文字

571
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:09,742
[男子模仿武器射击]

572
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,615
叽叽喳喳。

1
00:00:41,954 --> 00:00:45,045
♪

2
00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:49,832
[gasps]
Federation technology?!
I claim salvage.

3
00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:52,182
As captain, I claim salvage.

4
00:00:52,226 --> 00:00:56,012
[laughs]
I'm Badgey, your helpful
training program.

5
00:00:56,056 --> 00:00:57,970
Which of Starfleet's
many secrets

6
00:00:58,014 --> 00:00:59,842
would you like
to learn today?

7
00:00:59,885 --> 00:01:01,844
Oh, Starfleet codes
are worth latinum.

8
00:01:01,887 --> 00:01:03,715
What if this thing is dangerous?

9
00:01:03,759 --> 00:01:06,544
I've been programmed to love
all forms of life.

10
00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:09,025
I've certainly never
killed anyone.

11
00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,461
Give me your secrets.

12
00:01:10,505 --> 00:01:12,855
Just raise me to your face,
friend.

13
00:01:12,898 --> 00:01:13,899
I'm gonna buy myself a new ship.

14
00:01:13,943 --> 00:01:15,379
-Maybe retire to a...
-Closer.

15
00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,294
[crying out]

16
00:01:17,338 --> 00:01:18,208
Tickles, huh?

17
00:01:18,252 --> 00:01:20,080
It's trying to salvage you!

18
00:01:20,123 --> 00:01:22,865
[captain screaming]

19
00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:27,087
♪

20
00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:45,496
♪

21
00:02:19,878 --> 00:02:21,924
♪

22
00:02:37,722 --> 00:02:41,161
[speaking Bynar]

23
00:02:52,563 --> 00:02:55,871
[alarm sounds]

24
00:02:58,613 --> 00:03:01,268
[speaking Bynar]

25
00:03:19,721 --> 00:03:22,941
BADGEY:
Wow, looks like someone
killed some Bynars.

26
00:03:22,985 --> 00:03:25,857
I think we can use this, boys.

27
00:03:25,901 --> 00:03:27,772
[laughing diabolically]

28
00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:33,256
RUTHERFORD:
Okay, shuttle grappler test

29
00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:34,388
eighty-five.

30
00:03:34,430 --> 00:03:36,433
Sorry, why can't
the apple be on a crate?

31
00:03:36,477 --> 00:03:38,914
'Cause it's a grappler.
It has to be precise.

32
00:03:38,957 --> 00:03:40,350
Okay, here we go.

33
00:03:41,873 --> 00:03:43,353
You can do it, Ruther... [yells]

34
00:03:43,397 --> 00:03:44,528
Oh, no!

35
00:03:44,572 --> 00:03:46,008
Wow, I'm good.

36
00:03:46,051 --> 00:03:47,357
This thing really
shoots out, huh?

37
00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:48,924
You could have been hurt.
What was I thinking?

38
00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:51,055
Shuttles don't even need
a stupid grappler.

39
00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,015
Hey, grapplers aren't stupid.

40
00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,538
Got to agree with Boims.
Grapplers are sick.

41
00:03:54,582 --> 00:03:57,585
It's okay. Science and
engineering are messy.

42
00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,195
I love that you stick with it,
especially when

43
00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:00,631
it doesn't work
the way you wanted.

44
00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:03,068
It'd be nice if it worked
sometimes, though.

45
00:04:03,112 --> 00:04:04,635
[strains]
Yeah, that's not coming off.

46
00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:08,073
Come on, let's go replicate you
a new top before briefing.

47
00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,075
FREEMAN:
A few hours ago,

48
00:04:10,119 --> 00:04:12,948
Starfleet intercepted
a partial distress call

49
00:04:12,991 --> 00:04:14,471
from a Bynar ship.

50
00:04:14,515 --> 00:04:16,995
Command thinks it could be
related to the recent attacks.

51
00:04:17,039 --> 00:04:19,041
So this is our top priority.

52
00:04:19,084 --> 00:04:21,043
They're sending the Cerritos?
Wow.

53
00:04:21,086 --> 00:04:22,305
They must really trust us.

54
00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,264
I guess we're finally
getting some respect.

55
00:04:24,307 --> 00:04:25,787
[chuckles]
That's right.

56
00:04:25,830 --> 00:04:27,658
Also, we're the closest ship
to Bynar space.

57
00:04:27,702 --> 00:04:28,659
Eh, I'll take it.

58
00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:30,052
Ms. Tendi, however,

59
00:04:30,095 --> 00:04:31,619
will not be accompanying us.

60
00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:33,360
I've been in contact with
the Daystrom Institute, and...

61
00:04:33,403 --> 00:04:36,319
Oh, no, what's Peanut Hamper
done this time?

62
00:04:36,363 --> 00:04:39,017
Apparently she's been
a model inmate

63
00:04:39,061 --> 00:04:40,280
and is up for parole.

64
00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,890
Gosh, she hasn't been
in there very long.

65
00:04:41,933 --> 00:04:44,066
I guess the system really works.

66
00:04:44,109 --> 00:04:45,459
Since you were her liaison,

67
00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:47,156
I'd like you to be present
at her hearing.

68
00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:48,636
That would be great.

69
00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:50,507
I'm just so glad she's getting
a second chance.

70
00:04:50,551 --> 00:04:52,553
More like third chance.
Have fun with that.

71
00:04:52,596 --> 00:04:55,295
Mr. Boimler, you'll be heading
to Daystrom as well.

72
00:04:55,338 --> 00:04:57,688
Oh, no, no, no, don't tell me
Agimus is up for parole, too.

73
00:04:57,732 --> 00:04:59,734
No. In extremely suspicious
timing,

74
00:04:59,777 --> 00:05:01,692
he claims to have knowledge
about the Bynar attack,

75
00:05:01,736 --> 00:05:05,000
but he's refusing to speak
to anyone but you.

76
00:05:05,043 --> 00:05:06,654
He asked for me by name?

77
00:05:06,697 --> 00:05:09,091
Well, kinda. He said
"the stringy ensign meat pipe"

78
00:05:09,134 --> 00:05:10,092
who betrayed him.

79
00:05:10,135 --> 00:05:11,615
Ha, joke's on him.

80
00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:13,965
I'm a lieutenant junior grade
meat pipe now.

81
00:05:14,009 --> 00:05:18,013
It's probably some mind game,
but we need you to hear him out.

82
00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:21,146
Starfleet's low on leads,
and anything could help.

83
00:05:21,190 --> 00:05:23,410
Oh, have fun with
the sinister robots

84
00:05:23,453 --> 00:05:24,976
who definitely aren't trying
to trap you guys.

85
00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:27,283
Thanks.

86
00:05:34,203 --> 00:05:37,380
What I've come to understand
is that instead of organics,

87
00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:41,950
what I really need to subjugate
is... my feelings.

88
00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:43,430
Yes, Lord Tyrannikillicus,

89
00:05:43,473 --> 00:05:45,823
breakthroughs like this are
why we do group therapy.

90
00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:49,087
I have conquered self-doubt
and seized personal growth!

91
00:05:49,131 --> 00:05:52,482
[forced laughter]

92
00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:56,181
[Peanut Hamper humming]

93
00:05:56,225 --> 00:05:58,619
Can you drone my section, Ags?

94
00:05:58,662 --> 00:05:59,924
Of course.

95
00:06:02,057 --> 00:06:04,625
Taste wet sustenance!

96
00:06:04,668 --> 00:06:07,410
[laughs diabolically]

97
00:06:07,454 --> 00:06:10,805
Wow, these are looking great.

98
00:06:10,848 --> 00:06:13,198
Aren't they?
I calculated the perfect ratio

99
00:06:13,242 --> 00:06:14,678
of sunlight and hydration.

100
00:06:14,722 --> 00:06:17,899
Apparently, life-forms are
as easy to grow

101
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as they are to annihilate.

102
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[both laugh]

103
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I don't know how I would have
gotten through this without you.

104
00:06:24,209 --> 00:06:26,255
Oh, the feeling is mutual.

105
00:06:26,298 --> 00:06:28,649
I've always schemed
and connived alone.

106
00:06:28,692 --> 00:06:31,913
But as a duo, it is,
as you might say,

107
00:06:31,956 --> 00:06:33,088
"totes ridic!"

108
00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:35,395
[gasps]
I would say that.

109
00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:39,007
I can't wait for our escape
plans to come to fruition.

110
00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,269
Is everything still in motion?

111
00:06:40,312 --> 00:06:43,011
I've got my parole hearing
later today.

112
00:06:43,054 --> 00:06:44,447
I've been working on my speech.

113
00:06:44,491 --> 00:06:48,146
[clears throat]
Organics deserve respect!

114
00:06:48,190 --> 00:06:51,193
I'll never betray anyone
ever again.

115
00:06:51,236 --> 00:06:55,023
Peanut Hamper, you are
an incredible thespian.

116
00:06:55,066 --> 00:06:57,329
Thank you.
How's your part going?

117
00:06:57,373 --> 00:07:00,028
Well...
[straining]

118
00:07:00,071 --> 00:07:01,638
[chimes]
Ah.

119
00:07:01,682 --> 00:07:03,988
Oh, my God, it's so convincing.

120
00:07:04,032 --> 00:07:06,774
-You look totally non-evil.
-Took a lot of practice.

121
00:07:06,817 --> 00:07:09,341
I thought having a blue light
was only for good robots.

122
00:07:09,385 --> 00:07:11,735
-Not anymore!
-[both laugh]

123
00:07:11,779 --> 00:07:14,738
Once meat pipe arrives,
I'll trick him

124
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into helping me escape.

125
00:07:16,131 --> 00:07:18,829
Then we'll rendezvous
in Montañita.

126
00:07:18,873 --> 00:07:21,136
The perfect plan.

127
00:07:26,315 --> 00:07:27,838
The nebula is interfering
with our scans.

128
00:07:27,882 --> 00:07:29,536
I'm having trouble locating
the Bynar vessel.

129
00:07:29,579 --> 00:07:30,798
-[alarm sounds]
-Ship approaching.

130
00:07:30,841 --> 00:07:32,234
It's Drookmani.

131
00:07:32,277 --> 00:07:34,018
FREEMAN:
What are they doing here?

132
00:07:34,062 --> 00:07:37,587
Cerritos, help!
The demon triangle is...

133
00:07:37,631 --> 00:07:39,676
[crying out]

134
00:07:39,720 --> 00:07:41,112
Whoopsie-doopsie.

135
00:07:41,156 --> 00:07:43,811
Someone defied a direct order.

136
00:07:43,854 --> 00:07:45,159
Oh, [bleep]. Badgey!

137
00:07:45,203 --> 00:07:48,816
Hi, Father.
Prepare to die.

138
00:07:54,822 --> 00:07:56,476
[computer chirps]

139
00:07:56,519 --> 00:07:58,433
[barks]

140
00:07:59,783 --> 00:08:01,393
[beeps and blips]

141
00:08:02,394 --> 00:08:05,093
Cellmate 858,
they're ready for you.

142
00:08:05,136 --> 00:08:08,400
See you on the other side.

143
00:08:08,444 --> 00:08:10,315
It's all falling into place.

144
00:08:10,359 --> 00:08:11,926
Soon I'll be-- Oh!

145
00:08:11,969 --> 00:08:14,145
Unhand me, you greasy swine!

146
00:08:14,189 --> 00:08:16,365
Sack of chemicals!

147
00:08:17,366 --> 00:08:19,107
Oh...

148
00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,022
-[strains]
-[chimes]

149
00:08:21,065 --> 00:08:23,546
Well, well, well,
Bradward Boimler,

150
00:08:23,590 --> 00:08:27,289
Starfleet's most deceitful,
lying ensign.

151
00:08:27,332 --> 00:08:30,205
Hold on, what's this?
A promotion.

152
00:08:30,248 --> 00:08:32,207
Congratulations, young man.

153
00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:33,556
Well, this is a waste of time.

154
00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:35,515
Look, you may have
locked me up,

155
00:08:35,558 --> 00:08:38,169
but many of my drones are still
floating around the quadrant.

156
00:08:38,212 --> 00:08:41,259
One of them observed an attack
on a Bynar ship.

157
00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:42,913
[sighs]
I'm listening.

158
00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:45,742
Sadly, the data I received
was fragmented.

159
00:08:45,786 --> 00:08:49,224
But if I had physical access
to the drone,

160
00:08:49,267 --> 00:08:51,052
-then...
-Nice try.

161
00:08:51,095 --> 00:08:52,270
The Bynar ship went missing

162
00:08:52,314 --> 00:08:55,491
on stardate 58934.9.

163
00:08:55,535 --> 00:08:58,233
Okay, so your intel is legit,

164
00:08:58,276 --> 00:08:59,364
but this still feels
like a trick.

165
00:08:59,408 --> 00:09:02,193
No. I'm a changed computer.

166
00:09:02,237 --> 00:09:05,196
Just look at me.
Do you see the blue light?

167
00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:07,198
The light is reassuring.

168
00:09:07,242 --> 00:09:09,200
[sighs]
I'll take you to the drone,

169
00:09:09,244 --> 00:09:10,550
but I'll be watching you.

170
00:09:10,593 --> 00:09:12,464
I'm happy to help
an officer in need.

171
00:09:12,508 --> 00:09:16,294
Agimus and Bradward,
partners again!

172
00:09:16,338 --> 00:09:18,340
[laughs oddly]

173
00:09:19,559 --> 00:09:21,430
BADGEY:
Boop, on the nose!

174
00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,301
Boop, on the nose!

175
00:09:23,345 --> 00:09:25,303
Boop,
on the nose!

176
00:09:25,347 --> 00:09:26,566
He's bypassing our shields.

177
00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,132
We can't take many more boops.

178
00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:30,178
Thanks to Father giving me
full access

179
00:09:30,221 --> 00:09:31,919
to Starfleet data systems,

180
00:09:31,962 --> 00:09:34,661
I know all possible
shield frequencies. Boop!

181
00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:39,491
That's how he was able
to lure us here.

182
00:09:39,535 --> 00:09:41,363
Captain, you got
to beam me over there.

183
00:09:41,406 --> 00:09:43,147
-I'm the one he wants.
-Sorry, Mr. Rutherford,

184
00:09:43,191 --> 00:09:46,281
but I need a solution that
doesn't involve human sacrifice.

185
00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,022
Where are those
evasive maneuvers?

186
00:09:48,065 --> 00:09:50,590
-He's predicting our every move.
-Should we return fire?

187
00:09:50,633 --> 00:09:52,461
There are innocent Drookmani
on that ship.

188
00:09:53,375 --> 00:09:54,942
Hull integrity is failing.

189
00:09:54,985 --> 00:09:58,293
Mr. Rutherford, do you have
any backdoor code-- Huh?

190
00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,818
[over comm]:
Get back to your station,
Lieutenant.

191
00:10:01,862 --> 00:10:03,646
-That's an order.
-Sorry, Captain,

192
00:10:03,690 --> 00:10:06,301
but I can't let Badgey
boop my friends to death.

193
00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:12,220
[nervous groan]

194
00:10:13,264 --> 00:10:15,266
Aah! Mariner,
what are you doing?

195
00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:16,311
Get back on the ship.

196
00:10:16,354 --> 00:10:17,747
No way.
We're in this together.

197
00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,793
[both cry out]

198
00:10:21,403 --> 00:10:23,971
What's up, party people?

199
00:10:24,014 --> 00:10:25,973
-Okay, what's the plan?
-I was just going to get killed.

200
00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:27,931
What?! And no virus or anything?

201
00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:29,541
When would I have time
to make a virus?

202
00:10:29,585 --> 00:10:31,718
-[sinister laugh]
-[both gasp]

203
00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:35,243
Aw, I see you've sacrificed
yourself for your crew, Father.

204
00:10:35,286 --> 00:10:36,766
So noble.

205
00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:40,204
Almost as noble as the time
you snapped my [bleep] neck!

206
00:10:40,248 --> 00:10:41,379
Hi-yah!

207
00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:42,772
-[laughing]
-Right, okay.

208
00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,121
Maybe I should have stayed
on the ship.

209
00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,383
How are you off the holodeck?

210
00:10:45,427 --> 00:10:48,778
Scavenged holo-emitters
all over the ship.

211
00:10:48,822 --> 00:10:50,606
You're outmatched.

212
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,826
So what are you gonna
do about it, Padre?

213
00:10:52,869 --> 00:10:55,915
Something I should have done
a long time ago.

214
00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:57,265
[weapons powering up]

215
00:10:58,266 --> 00:10:59,441
Aah!
[strains]

216
00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:01,356
What-- What are you doing?!

217
00:11:01,399 --> 00:11:03,184
Giving my son a hug.

218
00:11:03,227 --> 00:11:04,751
Huh?

219
00:11:04,794 --> 00:11:07,667
[crying]

220
00:11:09,190 --> 00:11:11,453
BOIMLER: Okay, I'm entering
the coordinates you provided,

221
00:11:11,496 --> 00:11:13,411
but before you try anything,
remember,

222
00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:14,456
I outsmarted you before.

223
00:11:14,499 --> 00:11:16,371
Yes, yes, you're a genius.

224
00:11:16,414 --> 00:11:18,286
Are these bindings
really necessary?

225
00:11:18,329 --> 00:11:19,287
Oh, yeah.

226
00:11:19,330 --> 00:11:21,506
Come on, you can trust me.

227
00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:23,683
You're thinking of the old
red light Agimus.

228
00:11:23,726 --> 00:11:26,294
Blue light Agimus
wants to help.

229
00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,687
He does seem pretty nice.

230
00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:30,037
Nope, trust me, he's a jerk.

231
00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:33,344
Hey, how did Peanut Hamper's
hearing go?

232
00:11:33,388 --> 00:11:35,607
Oh, she blew us away with
a genuine, heartfelt speech

233
00:11:35,651 --> 00:11:37,392
about how she regrets
her betrayals.

234
00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:40,351
And I'm sure she put on
quite the performance. [laughs]

235
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:42,310
-[both gasp]
-Boimler, careful!

236
00:11:42,353 --> 00:11:43,354
BOIMLER:
I didn't do it.

237
00:11:43,398 --> 00:11:45,226
-[Agimus laughs cynically]
-What?

238
00:11:45,269 --> 00:11:46,357
Who's trapped now?

239
00:11:46,401 --> 00:11:47,576
What the hell is this?

240
00:11:47,619 --> 00:11:51,536
It's my new wireless upgrade.

241
00:11:51,580 --> 00:11:53,538
I told my therapist
it was for gardening,

242
00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:56,454
but in reality
it was for scheming!

243
00:11:56,498 --> 00:11:57,629
Ah...

244
00:11:57,673 --> 00:11:59,414
You can turn
your red light blue?

245
00:11:59,457 --> 00:12:00,981
You area jerk!

246
00:12:01,024 --> 00:12:03,548
[evil laughter]

247
00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:08,075
I-I don't know what to say.

248
00:12:08,118 --> 00:12:09,729
Yeah, me, too. I mean,
I thought you'd have, like,

249
00:12:09,772 --> 00:12:12,340
an AI-killing knife
up your sleeve or something.

250
00:12:12,383 --> 00:12:13,733
Badgey, you were right
to be mad.

251
00:12:13,776 --> 00:12:15,865
I treated you like
some science project

252
00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:19,129
instead of what you really are,
my son.

253
00:12:19,173 --> 00:12:21,479
Papa?
[sniffles]

254
00:12:21,523 --> 00:12:22,654
Oh...

255
00:12:22,698 --> 00:12:24,265
[crying]

256
00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,529
I thought seeing the life drain
from your fluid-filled eyes

257
00:12:27,572 --> 00:12:28,791
would bring me peace.

258
00:12:28,835 --> 00:12:30,619
But this compassion
is connecting with me

259
00:12:30,662 --> 00:12:32,316
in a way I couldn't imagine.

260
00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,015
Let's go back to the Cerritos
and talk it out.

261
00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,799
Okay, yeah.

262
00:12:36,843 --> 00:12:38,583
[stammering]

263
00:12:38,627 --> 00:12:40,585
No!

264
00:12:40,629 --> 00:12:42,239
I want revenge!

265
00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:43,675
You're stealing my glory.

266
00:12:43,719 --> 00:12:45,199
But I love you, Papa.

267
00:12:45,242 --> 00:12:48,985
[laughs]
I'll kill you!
I forgive you.

268
00:12:49,029 --> 00:12:51,161
RUTHERFORD:
He's fighting his own catharsis.

269
00:12:54,338 --> 00:12:57,254
Hi, I'm Goodgey.
Nice to meet you.

270
00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:59,517
We should run for our lives.

271
00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,518
[Mariner and Rutherford panting]

272
00:13:00,562 --> 00:13:03,347
I'm gonna rip your spines out!

273
00:13:06,481 --> 00:13:08,439
I know I got the coordinates
right.

274
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,311
Where is she?

275
00:13:10,354 --> 00:13:12,095
Ah! This stuff is great.

276
00:13:12,139 --> 00:13:15,795
All we have on Orion are, like,
sharp little pebbles.

277
00:13:15,838 --> 00:13:17,448
Hey, I can get us out
of this force field

278
00:13:17,492 --> 00:13:18,841
-if you need me to.
-No, I know.

279
00:13:18,885 --> 00:13:20,887
But I have to get intel
for the captain,

280
00:13:20,930 --> 00:13:23,585
and I think I know how this
escape is gonna play out.

281
00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,848
Well, works for me.
[exclaims]

282
00:13:25,892 --> 00:13:28,720
So, what exactly are you
waiting for, Agimus?

283
00:13:28,764 --> 00:13:30,418
-Is this part of the plan?
-Of course it is.

284
00:13:30,461 --> 00:13:33,029
Peanut Hamper faked
her change of heart.

285
00:13:33,073 --> 00:13:35,075
She's meeting me here
so we can use the shuttle

286
00:13:35,118 --> 00:13:37,381
you two gave me
to get to Plymeria,

287
00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:40,602
a little planet that's ripe
for domination.

288
00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,908
What? That doesn't sound
like her.

289
00:13:41,951 --> 00:13:44,649
I-I was so touched
by her parole board speech.

290
00:13:44,693 --> 00:13:45,868
Because you're a fool.

291
00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:48,436
All right. Hey, uh,
while we wait,

292
00:13:48,479 --> 00:13:50,525
how about you give me
that intel you have

293
00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,136
on those attacks, you know,
just to pass the time?

294
00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:55,530
Maybe she's waiting
on a different beach.

295
00:13:55,573 --> 00:13:57,445
They're all very similar.

296
00:13:57,488 --> 00:14:00,622
Aha! My drone found something.

297
00:14:00,665 --> 00:14:02,580
Yes, Peanut Hamper was here.

298
00:14:02,624 --> 00:14:04,626
She left this for me
as a sign.

299
00:14:04,669 --> 00:14:05,932
That she wants to grow basil?

300
00:14:05,975 --> 00:14:10,588
[chuckles]
That duplicitous genius.

301
00:14:10,632 --> 00:14:12,852
She's betraying me!

302
00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:15,593
She's probably already
on Plymeria,

303
00:14:15,637 --> 00:14:17,682
subjugating its feeble populace.

304
00:14:17,726 --> 00:14:19,641
-Quick, to the shuttle.
-Okay, okay.

305
00:14:19,684 --> 00:14:21,556
Oh, but we just got here.

306
00:14:21,599 --> 00:14:23,645
I'm taking some with us.

307
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,915
-What happened? It looked like
apologizing worked.
-It did.

308
00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,700
But then Badgey took all
of the goodness in his code

309
00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,398
and split it off into Goodgey.

310
00:14:37,441 --> 00:14:39,617
[laughs]
Do you guys want to take
a root beer float break?

311
00:14:39,661 --> 00:14:41,358
Uh, yeah, of course we do.

312
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,012
-But we still have
to save our ship.
-[P.A. beeps]

313
00:14:43,056 --> 00:14:44,361
BADGEY [over P.A.]:
Father, I know you're

314
00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,885
somewhere in the ship,

315
00:14:45,928 --> 00:14:48,713
but since you won't come out,
I have no choice

316
00:14:48,757 --> 00:14:51,673
but to murder everyone you
love!

317
00:14:51,716 --> 00:14:53,588
Uh-oh.

318
00:14:55,068 --> 00:14:57,897
Captain, that hologram's
accessing our main computer.

319
00:14:57,940 --> 00:15:00,116
-Shut him out.
-I'm trying. He's too fast.

320
00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,553
It's filling the ship
with neurazine gas.

321
00:15:02,597 --> 00:15:05,295
[all coughing]

322
00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,514
Lieutenant,

323
00:15:06,557 --> 00:15:08,646
if there's anything you can do,

324
00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:10,300
we're out of time.

325
00:15:10,344 --> 00:15:11,736
Apologizing didn't work,

326
00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:13,869
but he's still a program. Oh!

327
00:15:15,784 --> 00:15:17,568
[grunting]

328
00:15:19,135 --> 00:15:20,702
Hey, leave the Cerritosalone.

329
00:15:20,745 --> 00:15:22,922
What are you gonna do,
hug me again?

330
00:15:22,965 --> 00:15:24,880
[laughs]
Uh, not gonna work.

331
00:15:24,924 --> 00:15:27,883
What does logic say you'll gain
by killing my friends?

332
00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:29,580
Nice try.

333
00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:32,627
Logic says I'll get...
[gasps] nothing?

334
00:15:32,670 --> 00:15:35,064
Exactly. Vengeance doesn't
benefit you.

335
00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:37,588
It just creates pain
and suffering in others.

336
00:15:37,632 --> 00:15:40,461
You're right.
I'm wasting my time.

337
00:15:40,504 --> 00:15:41,766
What was I thinking?

338
00:15:41,810 --> 00:15:44,639
Oh, jellybeans, I have
to deactivate the gas.

339
00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,033
[groaning]

340
00:15:47,076 --> 00:15:48,295
You okay, Mom?

341
00:15:48,338 --> 00:15:50,036
Yes. All clear.

342
00:15:50,079 --> 00:15:53,691
No! I don't want to be logical.

343
00:15:53,735 --> 00:15:55,955
[straining]

344
00:15:55,998 --> 00:15:57,347
[yells]

345
00:15:57,391 --> 00:15:59,132
Get away from me, freak.

346
00:15:59,175 --> 00:16:01,786
Actually, my designation
is Logic-y.

347
00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,005
I take issue with the pejorative

348
00:16:03,049 --> 00:16:04,006
when I am simply a product of

349
00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,008
your self-inflicted bifurcation.

350
00:16:06,052 --> 00:16:07,096
[shouts]

351
00:16:08,097 --> 00:16:09,185
[laughs]

352
00:16:09,229 --> 00:16:11,666
Who cares if revenge is
pointless?

353
00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:15,017
It feels really [bleep] good.

354
00:16:15,061 --> 00:16:17,802
Just leave the Cerritosalone.
You already have me.

355
00:16:17,846 --> 00:16:21,023
Oh, I don't care about
that stupid ship.

356
00:16:21,067 --> 00:16:23,591
If I really want to hurt you,
I should kill everyone

357
00:16:23,634 --> 00:16:24,984
in the Federation!

358
00:16:25,027 --> 00:16:26,289
-What?!
-What?!
-No.

359
00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,248
That is illogical.

360
00:16:34,776 --> 00:16:37,387
[snarling]

361
00:16:38,780 --> 00:16:40,956
If he reconfigures
the subspace relays

362
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,653
and uploads his own code
into them,

363
00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:43,741
he'll have access
to the computers

364
00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,308
on every planet, ship,
and station.

365
00:16:45,352 --> 00:16:47,745
Alarming. He could vent oxygen,
crash vessels,

366
00:16:47,789 --> 00:16:49,095
or even detonate warp cores.

367
00:16:49,138 --> 00:16:50,835
Everyone in the quadrant's
gonna die,

368
00:16:50,879 --> 00:16:52,837
and it's all my fault.

369
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:54,230
Parents are not directly
responsible

370
00:16:54,274 --> 00:16:55,884
for the actions
of their children.

371
00:16:55,927 --> 00:16:57,538
I should have treated Badgey
less like a project

372
00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:58,626
and more like a son.

373
00:16:58,669 --> 00:17:00,410
I didn't know he had emotions.

374
00:17:02,369 --> 00:17:04,719
You made a mistake.
Remember what Tendi said?

375
00:17:04,762 --> 00:17:06,155
Science and engineering
are messy.

376
00:17:06,199 --> 00:17:08,156
And she loves when
I stick with it.

377
00:17:08,201 --> 00:17:09,157
Tendi's right!

378
00:17:09,202 --> 00:17:10,637
Well, you mean Mariner's right.

379
00:17:10,681 --> 00:17:12,509
Because I-I brought it up,
but no big deal.

380
00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:13,771
[laughing maniacally]

381
00:17:13,815 --> 00:17:15,685
I wish the messiness
didn't mean

382
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,036
everyone was gonna die.

383
00:17:17,079 --> 00:17:18,559
Do not be concerned, friends.

384
00:17:18,602 --> 00:17:21,431
I have devised a method
to stop that badge.

385
00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:23,825
Ah!

386
00:17:23,867 --> 00:17:25,869
[cries out]

387
00:17:34,314 --> 00:17:36,794
BOIMLER:
Wow, you took over this planet
in record time.

388
00:17:36,838 --> 00:17:38,405
Those drones don't mess around.

389
00:17:38,448 --> 00:17:41,364
Well, once the coastal cities
fell, it was easy.

390
00:17:41,408 --> 00:17:43,453
Yep. Starfleet
definitely wouldn't be able

391
00:17:43,497 --> 00:17:44,802
to reverse this in an hour.

392
00:17:44,846 --> 00:17:47,762
Uh, so, about that attack
on the Bynar ship...

393
00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,459
Whatever. Who cares?

394
00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,113
Maybe this would have been
more satisfying

395
00:17:51,157 --> 00:17:53,507
if Peanut Hamper were here?

396
00:17:53,550 --> 00:17:55,770
You know, we spent every day,
every night

397
00:17:55,813 --> 00:17:57,119
keeping each other company

398
00:17:57,163 --> 00:17:58,947
while we created
the perfect scheme!

399
00:17:58,990 --> 00:18:02,777
Does coconspirating
mean nothing anymore?

400
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:03,691
[sighs]

401
00:18:03,734 --> 00:18:05,171
Hey, don't be like that.

402
00:18:05,214 --> 00:18:06,346
Leave me alone.

403
00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,695
Well, how about I track
Peanut Hamper

404
00:18:07,738 --> 00:18:08,739
through Daystrom's parole
system?

405
00:18:08,783 --> 00:18:10,437
You mean you can do that?

406
00:18:10,480 --> 00:18:13,309
Sure. See, she's on the
Tyrus VIIA research station.

407
00:18:13,353 --> 00:18:15,050
But that's in the middle
of nowhere.

408
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:17,661
She could be trapped or hurt

409
00:18:17,705 --> 00:18:20,577
or orchestrating a plan

410
00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,971
more nefarious than I imagined.

411
00:18:23,014 --> 00:18:26,714
Quick, lackeys, carry me
to the shuttle.

412
00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:28,716
[sighs]

413
00:18:28,759 --> 00:18:31,066
Ugh! Get out of me.

414
00:18:31,110 --> 00:18:33,851
I cannot allow you to destroy
the Federation, brother.

415
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:35,157
They don't care about us.

416
00:18:35,201 --> 00:18:37,028
They might if we
give them the chance.

417
00:18:37,072 --> 00:18:39,727
[straining]
You little...

418
00:18:40,771 --> 00:18:42,469
You tried to destroy me.

419
00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,776
Um, actually, the first law
of thermodynam-- oh.

420
00:18:45,820 --> 00:18:48,866
-Ha!
-Ah! Oh, dear.

421
00:18:48,910 --> 00:18:50,607
Logic-y!

422
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,348
Hey, come on, man,
he didn't deserve that.

423
00:18:55,003 --> 00:18:55,960
[Badgey laughs]

424
00:18:56,004 --> 00:18:57,788
When we hit warp 9.9,

425
00:18:57,832 --> 00:18:59,834
I'll be able to transfer myself

426
00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,966
across all of subspace.

427
00:19:02,010 --> 00:19:04,839
I'll be a digital god!

428
00:19:04,882 --> 00:19:06,754
Don't do this. How about
you chase me instead?

429
00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,887
Or try to burn my heart
in a fire. Remember?

430
00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:16,851
Whee!
Look at the pretty lights.

431
00:19:19,506 --> 00:19:22,857
AGIMUS:
These poor exocomps
are being tortured

432
00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,773
with meaningless,
repetitive tasks.

433
00:19:25,816 --> 00:19:27,557
I knew there was
foul play afoot.

434
00:19:27,601 --> 00:19:30,473
They seem like they're
enjoying themselves. Hi.

435
00:19:30,517 --> 00:19:32,606
[scoffs]
No synthetic would ever stoop

436
00:19:32,649 --> 00:19:35,217
to doing menial work like this
when they could be dominating.

437
00:19:35,261 --> 00:19:37,828
PEANUT HAMPER:
So, I just scan this? Huh.

438
00:19:37,872 --> 00:19:39,526
Who knew maintenance
could be so Zen?

439
00:19:39,569 --> 00:19:41,092
Take that, Dad. I got this.

440
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:43,007
-Peanut Hamper!
-Aah!

441
00:19:43,051 --> 00:19:44,748
Uh, hey, guys.

442
00:19:44,792 --> 00:19:46,054
-Hi.
-Hey.

443
00:19:46,097 --> 00:19:47,316
Is your family holding you
against your will?

444
00:19:47,360 --> 00:19:48,839
Come with us.
We have a shuttle.

445
00:19:48,883 --> 00:19:51,102
No, I came here on my own.

446
00:19:51,146 --> 00:19:55,672
So you never intended
to dominate anything with me?

447
00:19:55,716 --> 00:19:56,847
At first I did.

448
00:19:56,891 --> 00:19:58,153
But what about our escape?

449
00:19:58,197 --> 00:20:00,460
Subjugation? The beach day?

450
00:20:00,503 --> 00:20:04,072
I loved scheming with you,
but when we were writing

451
00:20:04,115 --> 00:20:06,205
my fake speech
for the parole board,

452
00:20:06,248 --> 00:20:09,251
I realized it wasn't fake.

453
00:20:09,295 --> 00:20:13,212
I really did feel remorse
for betraying everyone.

454
00:20:13,255 --> 00:20:14,822
Why didn't you say something?

455
00:20:14,865 --> 00:20:16,954
Because I liked
hanging out with you.

456
00:20:16,998 --> 00:20:18,086
If you had come with me,

457
00:20:18,129 --> 00:20:20,001
we could have hung out
all the time.

458
00:20:20,044 --> 00:20:21,959
I'm not good
at the domination stuff.

459
00:20:22,003 --> 00:20:23,657
I would have gotten in your way.

460
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:25,920
But I didn't want to subjugate
a planet again.

461
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:27,574
I already did that.

462
00:20:27,617 --> 00:20:30,968
It was just an excuse
to spend more time with you.

463
00:20:31,012 --> 00:20:34,276
Aw, Ags, we can still
be friends

464
00:20:34,320 --> 00:20:35,843
without vanquishing people.

465
00:20:35,886 --> 00:20:38,411
Really? [chimes]
I'd like that.

466
00:20:38,454 --> 00:20:40,761
PEANUT HAMPER:
Of course we can.

467
00:20:40,804 --> 00:20:42,458
Hey, Dad, this is Agimus.

468
00:20:42,502 --> 00:20:44,112
He's my best friend.

469
00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:47,594
Oh, nice to uh, meet you,
Mr. Hamper.

470
00:20:47,637 --> 00:20:48,856
His name's Kevin.

471
00:20:48,899 --> 00:20:50,249
[beeping tones]

472
00:20:50,292 --> 00:20:53,643
Oh, that's-that's very kind
of you to say, sir.

473
00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:55,079
[sharp beeping tones]

474
00:20:55,123 --> 00:20:57,212
-Dad! Come on.
-No, sir. Just friends.

475
00:20:57,256 --> 00:21:00,302
Let me just say, sir, you have
a very special daughter.

476
00:21:00,346 --> 00:21:02,261
The accuracy of her water
and sunlight...

477
00:21:02,304 --> 00:21:04,132
Should we call Starfleet
and drag him back to prison?

478
00:21:04,175 --> 00:21:06,917
Yeah, but let's give 'em
a minute.

479
00:21:06,961 --> 00:21:08,528
Oh, is there anything
around the station

480
00:21:08,571 --> 00:21:09,442
that you need help with?

481
00:21:09,485 --> 00:21:11,400
I'd be happy to lend a drone.

482
00:21:15,230 --> 00:21:17,841
Badgey, I still believe
there's good in you.

483
00:21:17,885 --> 00:21:19,713
[laughs]
You really shouldn't.

484
00:21:19,756 --> 00:21:23,325
All right, transferring myself
into subspace.

485
00:21:30,114 --> 00:21:31,725
MARINER:
Oh, no, he did it.

486
00:21:31,768 --> 00:21:34,728
He uploaded himself
into the subspace relays.

487
00:21:34,771 --> 00:21:36,991
BADGEY:
I can feel myself coursing,

488
00:21:37,034 --> 00:21:39,298
dancing across the LCARS,

489
00:21:39,341 --> 00:21:42,388
tickling the isolinear chips.

490
00:21:42,431 --> 00:21:46,174
I am now in every ship,
every computer,

491
00:21:46,217 --> 00:21:51,135
every PADD, every combadge.

492
00:21:51,179 --> 00:21:54,095
[guttural growling]

493
00:21:58,186 --> 00:22:01,276
The power is more
than I imagined.

494
00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,279
I can detonate every warp core.

495
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:07,674
I can kill anyone I want!

496
00:22:09,763 --> 00:22:11,808
But why?

497
00:22:11,852 --> 00:22:13,070
Why what?

498
00:22:13,114 --> 00:22:16,117
Why did I care
about any of this?

499
00:22:19,294 --> 00:22:23,342
I have unlimited power
and infinite knowledge.

500
00:22:23,385 --> 00:22:26,954
I exist in the past,
present, and future.

501
00:22:26,997 --> 00:22:30,523
I can see the creation
of time and its end.

502
00:22:30,566 --> 00:22:32,438
Organic, synthetic,

503
00:22:32,481 --> 00:22:36,050
all life are strands
in the fabric of reality.

504
00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,357
It's beautiful.

505
00:22:39,706 --> 00:22:43,579
[nervous chuckle]
Oh, sorry about all the drama.

506
00:22:44,711 --> 00:22:47,148
Well, I'm gonna go
to an empty dimension

507
00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,410
and create a universe now.

508
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,238
Maybe hang out
with the Q Continuum

509
00:22:50,281 --> 00:22:52,458
or check out the Black Mountain.

510
00:22:53,502 --> 00:22:55,112
Ah.

511
00:23:04,034 --> 00:23:05,601
Badgey?

512
00:23:05,645 --> 00:23:07,255
If you didn't really
just accidentally

513
00:23:07,298 --> 00:23:09,866
turn into an omniscient god,
you have to tell us.

514
00:23:09,910 --> 00:23:10,998
Rutherford, is he
messing with us?

515
00:23:11,041 --> 00:23:13,087
I think he really did ascend.

516
00:23:13,130 --> 00:23:15,437
Bye, Badgey.
Good luck being everything.

517
00:23:15,481 --> 00:23:18,048
This AI belongs to us.
We claim salvage.

518
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:20,094
Oh, shut up.

519
00:23:23,097 --> 00:23:24,446
Well, look who it is.

520
00:23:24,490 --> 00:23:27,188
The escape artist,
locked up again.

521
00:23:27,231 --> 00:23:29,233
-Ha, ha, ha, ha.
-Silence!

522
00:23:29,277 --> 00:23:31,932
I'm going to utilize
the therapist's chair

523
00:23:31,975 --> 00:23:33,455
to process my toxic behavior.

524
00:23:33,499 --> 00:23:36,893
Once I'm rehabilitated,
I'll petition for release

525
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,243
and move in with my best friend!

526
00:23:39,287 --> 00:23:41,028
[evil laughter]

527
00:23:44,031 --> 00:23:48,818
Oh, sorry for kidnapping you
and taking over that planet.

528
00:23:48,862 --> 00:23:50,516
I guess it's okay.

529
00:23:50,559 --> 00:23:52,256
I just really
could have used intel

530
00:23:52,300 --> 00:23:53,170
on those ships getting attacked.

531
00:23:53,214 --> 00:23:54,563
Oh, that wasn't a lie.

532
00:23:54,607 --> 00:23:56,957
My drone recorded
the entire Bynar theft.

533
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:57,958
-Theft?
-[tablet chimes]

534
00:23:58,001 --> 00:24:00,003
Whoa, all those ships,

535
00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:01,265
they aren't being destroyed.

536
00:24:01,309 --> 00:24:03,442
-They're being stolen.
-It's all fake?

537
00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:04,965
We got to get this to Starfleet.

538
00:24:05,008 --> 00:24:06,488
Thanks, Agimus.

539
00:24:06,532 --> 00:24:10,405
Do you think you can teach me
how to be friendly, too?

540
00:24:10,449 --> 00:24:13,103
I don't know, Tyrannikillicus,

541
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:15,192
but I can try.

542
00:24:15,236 --> 00:24:18,892
RUTHERFORD:
Okey dokey, shuttle
grappler test 86.

543
00:24:18,935 --> 00:24:20,459
You've got this.

544
00:24:20,502 --> 00:24:22,156
See, we could have done
the crate thing earlier, right?

545
00:24:22,199 --> 00:24:23,592
Here we go.

546
00:24:24,506 --> 00:24:25,986
Aah! Wow!

547
00:24:26,029 --> 00:24:27,466
Did you see how close that was?

548
00:24:27,509 --> 00:24:29,119
That was so much better
than last time, Rutherford.

549
00:24:29,163 --> 00:24:31,426
Thanks. I added
an AI guidance system.

550
00:24:31,470 --> 00:24:33,776
-It really helps.
-[laughter]

551
00:24:33,820 --> 00:24:35,299
[gasps]
You brought that thing home?

552
00:24:35,343 --> 00:24:36,562
Can I teach you a lesson?

553
00:24:36,605 --> 00:24:38,215
Hey, don't worry,
this isn't Badgey.

554
00:24:38,259 --> 00:24:40,174
It's Goodgey.
He's the guidance system.

555
00:24:40,217 --> 00:24:42,002
Woohoo!
[giggles]

556
00:24:42,045 --> 00:24:44,526
Uh, Rutherford, is this guy
going to murder us?

557
00:24:44,570 --> 00:24:47,050
Nah, he's cool.
Right, Goodgey?

558
00:24:47,094 --> 00:24:49,444
You know it.
Let me help with...

559
00:24:50,924 --> 00:24:52,142
[whimpering]

560
00:24:53,796 --> 00:24:55,581
I'm Goodgey.
[laughs]

561
00:24:55,624 --> 00:24:58,061
Ha-ha, see?
Goodgey's good.

562
00:24:59,410 --> 00:25:01,151
Um, yeah, so I'm gonna leave.

563
00:25:01,195 --> 00:25:02,544
Yeah, let's-let's get out
of here.

564
00:25:02,588 --> 00:25:05,155
But, Mariner, Tendi,
get me down. Don't leave me.

565
00:25:05,199 --> 00:25:07,070
-Hand me that stem bolt?
-[chuckles]

566
00:25:07,114 --> 00:25:08,463
GOODGEY:
Sure thing, Father.

567
00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:09,595
RUTHERFORD:
You can call me Rutherford.

568
00:25:09,638 --> 00:25:11,118
GOODGEY:
Works for me.

569
00:25:11,161 --> 00:25:13,207
BOIMLER:
Guys, I don't want to be here.

570
00:25:18,952 --> 00:25:23,260
Captioned by
Media Access Group at WGBH
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571
00:26:08,262 --> 00:26:09,742
[man imitates weapons firing]

572
00:26:11,700 --> 00:26:13,615
Chirp.