1 00:01:24,475 --> 00:01:26,608 BOIMLER: Ensign Boimler, personal log, 2 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:29,045 stardate 57601.3. 3 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,917 TheCerritos is in orbit around Mixtus III to assist 4 00:01:31,961 --> 00:01:34,529 in a controlled demolition of an unstable moon. 5 00:01:34,572 --> 00:01:36,052 We're providing support to theVancouver, 6 00:01:36,096 --> 00:01:38,272 aParliament-class ship which focuses 7 00:01:38,315 --> 00:01:41,318 on complex, large-scale engineering projects. 8 00:01:42,319 --> 00:01:44,582 Welcome, Captain. Take it in. 9 00:01:44,626 --> 00:01:47,585 One day you could be in command of a vessel like the Vancouver. 10 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:51,546 Thank you, Captain. This is truly a humbling experience. 11 00:01:51,589 --> 00:01:53,025 You're welcome. 12 00:01:53,069 --> 00:01:55,854 Unfortunately, we might have to cancel the demolition. 13 00:01:55,898 --> 00:01:57,769 -What? Why? -Is the moon too dense? 14 00:01:57,813 --> 00:02:00,294 No, it's more of a diplomatic issue. 15 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:02,992 Diplomatic? Isn't the moon goingto plummet into the planet 16 00:02:03,035 --> 00:02:06,300 -and ignite the atmosphere? -And, you know, kill everyone? 17 00:02:06,343 --> 00:02:08,345 I've told them that many times, but they simply don't care. 18 00:02:10,391 --> 00:02:12,001 -You don't know what you're talking... -Of all the moons we pray to, 19 00:02:12,044 --> 00:02:13,872 that's one of the most important! 20 00:02:13,916 --> 00:02:15,787 It controls the tides for our summer crop. 21 00:02:15,831 --> 00:02:18,660 My family has lived on that moon for generations. 22 00:02:18,703 --> 00:02:20,009 Moons can't plummet. That's something the government 23 00:02:20,052 --> 00:02:22,490 -made up to control us. 24 00:02:22,533 --> 00:02:24,622 Ooh, boy. 25 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:27,495 BOIMLER: So the moon's decaying orbit could cause catastrophic 26 00:02:27,538 --> 00:02:28,974 blah, blah, blah, blah, blah-- okay, okay. 27 00:02:29,018 --> 00:02:31,847 The real news is I get to have lunch with the coolest, 28 00:02:31,890 --> 00:02:35,329 smartest officer in Starfleet, Barbara Brinson, 29 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:39,333 who also happens to be my girlfriend. 30 00:02:39,376 --> 00:02:40,899 That's right. Ugh! 31 00:02:40,943 --> 00:02:42,771 We met a month ago and it's just been magical. 32 00:02:42,814 --> 00:02:44,816 Ooh, boy, here we go. 33 00:02:44,860 --> 00:02:47,036 Log number one million about Girlfriend Barb. 34 00:02:47,079 --> 00:02:48,864 You know, I am sorry, but I'm starting to think 35 00:02:48,907 --> 00:02:50,518 that Barb might not actually exist. 36 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,389 Oh, she's real. 37 00:02:52,433 --> 00:02:55,131 She's as real as a hopped-up Q on Captain Picard Day. 38 00:02:55,175 --> 00:02:56,828 Let me guess, when we meet her, 39 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:59,091 it'll weirdly have to be on the holodeck. 40 00:02:59,135 --> 00:03:01,050 Hey. I don't do that anymore. 41 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:03,357 -Okay? -Sure you don't, man. But just so you know, 42 00:03:03,400 --> 00:03:05,533 -I am still gonna try waving my hand through her. -Please don't. 43 00:03:05,576 --> 00:03:07,056 -I'm gonna. -You're gonna hit skin. 44 00:03:07,099 --> 00:03:09,101 Well, if I do,it's the cost of doing business. 45 00:03:10,451 --> 00:03:12,627 Ooh. You smell that, Tendi? 46 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:15,630 Each ship on the fleet has its own scent. 47 00:03:15,673 --> 00:03:17,153 I think the Cerritossmells like 48 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:18,894 toasting marshmallows on a cool night. 49 00:03:18,937 --> 00:03:20,591 Is that a plasma fire? 50 00:03:20,635 --> 00:03:22,071 Huh? Oh-- uh, uh... 51 00:03:22,114 --> 00:03:23,942 The D53 probably sparked again. 52 00:03:23,986 --> 00:03:25,640 They're so buggy. 53 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,163 Yeah, the whole ship's kind of falling apart. 54 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,774 Yep, this old girl's seen a lot of light-years. 55 00:03:29,818 --> 00:03:31,123 You know, Kula told me the Vancouver 56 00:03:31,167 --> 00:03:32,603 has fluidic processors 57 00:03:32,647 --> 00:03:34,039 that self-replicate their own silicas. 58 00:03:34,083 --> 00:03:35,432 Nuh-uh! 59 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:36,912 And he said they had tritanium hull brackets. 60 00:03:36,955 --> 00:03:39,567 -And get this: T88s. -That can't be right. 61 00:03:39,610 --> 00:03:41,046 -T88s aren't even out yet. -I know. 62 00:03:41,090 --> 00:03:43,440 It's a starship, not heaven. 63 00:03:44,659 --> 00:03:46,443 I can't believe it. 64 00:03:46,487 --> 00:03:49,011 This is the greatest ship I've ever seen. 65 00:03:49,054 --> 00:03:51,448 Are you kidding me? This is amazing. 66 00:03:51,492 --> 00:03:54,799 Uh, guys? It's basically, like, the same ship as the Cerritos. 67 00:03:54,843 --> 00:03:57,585 -Yeah, right. 68 00:03:57,628 --> 00:03:59,108 Ooh, let's go look at their thermal mesh. 69 00:03:59,151 --> 00:04:00,501 I bet it's a double lattice! 70 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:02,024 -Double lattice! 71 00:04:02,067 --> 00:04:04,766 Where's Barb? She said she'd meet me here. 72 00:04:04,809 --> 00:04:06,637 Oh, this is too sad. Hey, look. 73 00:04:06,681 --> 00:04:08,770 I can set you up with somebody great on the Cerritos. 74 00:04:08,813 --> 00:04:09,988 There's that Phylosian in tactical. 75 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:11,163 She seems like a nice plant person. 76 00:04:11,207 --> 00:04:12,513 BARB: Brad! 77 00:04:14,819 --> 00:04:18,127 Uh, wha-- Uh, c-computer, end program. 78 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:22,174 I missed you so much. 79 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:23,524 -Ugh. 80 00:04:23,567 --> 00:04:25,134 -Mmm. 81 00:04:25,177 --> 00:04:27,528 -We kissed, did you see? -Hi. Sorry. 82 00:04:27,571 --> 00:04:30,531 It's been a long month. I'm Lieutenant Barbara Brinson. 83 00:04:30,574 --> 00:04:32,141 Um, yeah-- I'm, uh, I'm Beckett Mariner, 84 00:04:32,184 --> 00:04:34,622 -and this is Boimler. -: Yeah, I know. 85 00:04:34,665 --> 00:04:36,188 Oh! I can't wait to show you everything. 86 00:04:36,232 --> 00:04:37,581 Come on. 87 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,627 She's a lieutenant? 88 00:04:39,670 --> 00:04:41,498 BARB: You know, whatever, it was no big deal. 89 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:42,673 I managed to reverse the polarity 90 00:04:42,717 --> 00:04:44,109 and reboot the time stream. 91 00:04:44,153 --> 00:04:47,112 Good thing, too, 'cause, oof, 1920s Chicago? 92 00:04:47,156 --> 00:04:49,114 -Nobody's washing their hands. 93 00:04:49,158 --> 00:04:51,160 Oh, I love that story, bun-bun. 94 00:04:51,203 --> 00:04:53,858 -Mwah, mwah. -Wow, all that's so amazing. 95 00:04:53,902 --> 00:04:55,991 And now you date Brad. 96 00:04:56,034 --> 00:04:58,863 Ugh, I know. I swore I'd never do long-distance. 97 00:04:58,907 --> 00:05:01,866 But then I met this goofball on Vendu last month. 98 00:05:01,910 --> 00:05:05,696 He radiates a primal confidence.I'm sure you've felt it. 99 00:05:05,740 --> 00:05:07,655 No, I try not to feel anything around Brad. 100 00:05:07,698 --> 00:05:09,483 -Barbasaurus Rex! -Jet? 101 00:05:09,526 --> 00:05:11,093 Get up here.We're gonna be working together. 102 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,269 -Ah! Whoa. -Uh... 103 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:15,532 -Really? -Okay, you can maybe put her down now. 104 00:05:15,576 --> 00:05:17,273 -Like, anytime. -Whoa, whoa, whoa. 105 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,144 Did you hear some purple people are throwing a tantrum? 106 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:20,798 Implosion's been postponed. 107 00:05:20,842 --> 00:05:23,497 We got to recalibrate the whole goddamn containment field. 108 00:05:23,540 --> 00:05:25,020 Oh, Boim-Boim. 109 00:05:25,063 --> 00:05:27,022 Looks like I can't do lunch on the Cerritos. 110 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,937 Oh, no, it's fine. It's not like I programmed 111 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:30,591 a ten-course meal or anything. 112 00:05:30,634 --> 00:05:31,940 Hey. See you in Engineering. 113 00:05:31,983 --> 00:05:34,290 And I'll try not to bring it downtown. 114 00:05:34,334 --> 00:05:35,857 -Shut up. 115 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,685 -No, you shut up. -Shut up. -Huh? 116 00:05:37,728 --> 00:05:39,251 Ow. Ow, no, you shut up. Stop. 117 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:40,949 Wait, how do you know Jet? 118 00:05:40,992 --> 00:05:43,168 He's, like, the second coolest person on the Cerritos. 119 00:05:43,212 --> 00:05:45,040 Ugh, we dated, like, a billion years ago. 120 00:05:45,083 --> 00:05:47,869 -What? -But he's nothing compared to my Bradward. 121 00:05:47,912 --> 00:05:51,046 : Oh! Your real name is Bradward? 122 00:05:51,089 --> 00:05:53,048 Yeah, I'm a Bradward. There's Bradleys, there's Bradwards. 123 00:05:53,091 --> 00:05:56,225 It feels so good to be near you. 124 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:59,097 -BOTH: Mwah! 125 00:05:59,141 --> 00:06:01,709 Well, I got to hand it to you. You were right. 126 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:03,232 Barb is great. 127 00:06:03,275 --> 00:06:05,843 A little too great. 128 00:06:06,931 --> 00:06:08,803 Hey. Ron Docent. Welcome aboard 129 00:06:08,846 --> 00:06:09,891 the Vancouver. 130 00:06:09,934 --> 00:06:11,283 She's a beaut, isn't she? 131 00:06:11,327 --> 00:06:12,284 -Oh, yeah. 132 00:06:12,328 --> 00:06:13,808 So, the captain, your captain, 133 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:16,071 has ordered us to look for alternatives to implosion. 134 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:17,768 I'm gonna have you two run diagnostics 135 00:06:17,812 --> 00:06:19,117 on the simulation mainframe. 136 00:06:19,161 --> 00:06:21,293 You both comfortable using T88s? 137 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:22,294 Yes, sir. So comfortable. 138 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:23,600 Supercomfortable. 139 00:06:23,644 --> 00:06:25,123 -Ha. I like that enthusiasm. 140 00:06:25,167 --> 00:06:26,777 Tell you what, whoever finishes first 141 00:06:26,821 --> 00:06:29,084 gets their very own T88. 142 00:06:29,127 --> 00:06:30,607 Wait. You mean, like, we get to keep them? 143 00:06:30,651 --> 00:06:31,956 Or-or is this, like, a borrow thing? 144 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,305 Like, we're gonna have to give them back, right? 145 00:06:33,349 --> 00:06:35,743 Nope. I mean keep, like "you keep it." 146 00:06:35,786 --> 00:06:36,831 -Ah! -Sorry, sir. 147 00:06:36,874 --> 00:06:38,615 Just checking if this is a dream. 148 00:06:38,659 --> 00:06:40,051 I've got a bad feeling about Barb. 149 00:06:40,095 --> 00:06:42,227 I know. I can't believe she used to date Jet! 150 00:06:42,271 --> 00:06:44,795 That guy's like a Kirk sundae with Trip Tucker sprinkles. 151 00:06:44,839 --> 00:06:46,188 I'm not messing around. 152 00:06:46,231 --> 00:06:47,885 Barb is way, way, wayout of your league. 153 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,365 Not out of Jet's league. I... 154 00:06:49,409 --> 00:06:51,715 Uh, I-I got to get jacked. Here we go. 155 00:06:51,759 --> 00:06:53,848 Brad, when a Starfleet relationship 156 00:06:53,891 --> 00:06:55,327 -seems too good to be true, then... 157 00:06:55,371 --> 00:06:56,938 red alert, man-- it probably is. 158 00:06:56,981 --> 00:06:58,374 You think she's cheating on me?! 159 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:01,116 No! I think she's a secret alien who's gonna eat you 160 00:07:01,159 --> 00:07:03,379 or a Romulan spy or a salt succubus 161 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:04,685 or an android or a changeling 162 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:06,382 or one of those sexy people in rompers 163 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,166 that murders you just for going on the grass! 164 00:07:08,210 --> 00:07:09,690 Whoa, whoa, whoa, I'm sorry, you're saying 165 00:07:09,733 --> 00:07:11,866 that because Barb is awesome and hot and dating me 166 00:07:11,909 --> 00:07:12,997 that she's an alien? 167 00:07:13,041 --> 00:07:14,085 That is messed up, Mariner! 168 00:07:14,129 --> 00:07:15,304 That is not cool. 169 00:07:15,347 --> 00:07:16,392 This is real, Bradward. 170 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:18,133 I have seen stuff, man. 171 00:07:18,176 --> 00:07:21,789 Like back when I was serving on the Quito... 172 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:25,227 You guys... 173 00:07:25,270 --> 00:07:27,403 Ooh, you hear what happened on the Enterprise? 174 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:29,318 Apparently, Data's got an evil twin brother 175 00:07:29,361 --> 00:07:30,885 who teamed up with the Borg. 176 00:07:30,928 --> 00:07:32,495 -Crazy, right? 177 00:07:32,539 --> 00:07:35,280 What? Man, it's like a new thingevery week with those guys. 178 00:07:35,324 --> 00:07:37,631 Right. Like, leave some unknown for the rest of us. 179 00:07:39,763 --> 00:07:41,939 Aw, you guys are such a great couple. 180 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:42,984 Oh, what can I say? 181 00:07:43,027 --> 00:07:44,420 I found the perfect guy. 182 00:07:44,464 --> 00:07:46,161 Look, I'm not perfect, okay? 183 00:07:46,204 --> 00:07:48,076 But I do have the perfect friends. 184 00:07:48,119 --> 00:07:50,339 Uh, no, Niko, you are the nicest, smartest, 185 00:07:50,382 --> 00:07:52,123 handsomest guy on this ship. 186 00:07:52,167 --> 00:07:53,255 I mean, it's either that 187 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:54,952 or you're a Harvongian shape-changer. 188 00:07:56,214 --> 00:07:59,043 I mean, you're too handsome. 189 00:07:59,087 --> 00:08:00,697 -Niko? 190 00:08:04,396 --> 00:08:05,441 -No! 191 00:08:05,485 --> 00:08:08,139 Shape-changer! 192 00:08:08,183 --> 00:08:09,140 Angie! 193 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,838 No...! 194 00:08:10,881 --> 00:08:13,188 I'm not gonna sit around and let a face get melted. 195 00:08:13,231 --> 00:08:14,319 Not again. 196 00:08:14,363 --> 00:08:15,451 You're not leaving my sight, mister. 197 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,974 Every minute Barb spends with Jet 198 00:08:17,018 --> 00:08:18,236 puts me closer to losing her. 199 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:19,411 I got to do something. 200 00:08:19,455 --> 00:08:22,197 And so do I. 201 00:08:29,987 --> 00:08:32,207 Okay, listen up! We will relocate 202 00:08:32,250 --> 00:08:34,644 three tons of moon dust for people to worship. 203 00:08:34,688 --> 00:08:37,081 The farmers will have gravitysystems installed for the tides. 204 00:08:37,125 --> 00:08:39,127 And you three, your ancestral homes 205 00:08:39,170 --> 00:08:41,216 will be relocated to the sixth moon, 206 00:08:41,259 --> 00:08:43,871 which will now technically be the fifth anyway. 207 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,655 Does that work for everyone? 208 00:08:45,699 --> 00:08:47,875 -Yeah. -It works for me. -Okay. 209 00:08:49,398 --> 00:08:51,400 No, you don't understand. 210 00:08:51,443 --> 00:08:53,924 This moon blocks pollution from Mixtus III 211 00:08:53,968 --> 00:08:55,752 from reaching my people on Mixtus II. 212 00:08:55,796 --> 00:08:58,320 Without this moon, we'll perish. 213 00:08:58,363 --> 00:08:59,451 But if we don't destroy it, 214 00:08:59,495 --> 00:09:01,366 the folks on Mixtus III will perish. 215 00:09:01,410 --> 00:09:04,021 I know. It's an impossible problem. 216 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:05,980 Well, we're Starfleet. 217 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:08,069 Figuring out impossible problemsis what we do, 218 00:09:08,112 --> 00:09:11,115 so let's just keep calm and, uh, try 219 00:09:11,159 --> 00:09:13,378 -to think of a solution. -No! If you blow up that moon, 220 00:09:13,422 --> 00:09:15,380 you're murderers!You'll have blood on your hands! 221 00:09:15,424 --> 00:09:17,208 Shut up and let me think! 222 00:09:18,253 --> 00:09:20,037 All right, listen up, everybody. 223 00:09:20,081 --> 00:09:22,387 Each of our orbital platforms will maintain 224 00:09:22,431 --> 00:09:24,694 -a tractor spread to control lunar debris. -Ha! 225 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:27,044 "Da Brie"? What is this, a cheese party? 226 00:09:27,088 --> 00:09:29,786 Hey, babe, it's me. Whoop. 227 00:09:29,830 --> 00:09:32,136 Okay, okay. Yep. 228 00:09:32,180 --> 00:09:34,443 -Okay. -Hey, don't worry, buddy. I got it. 229 00:09:34,486 --> 00:09:36,184 All right. 230 00:09:36,227 --> 00:09:38,447 -Thank you, Jet. -No worries. 231 00:09:38,490 --> 00:09:40,492 Uh, Brad, um, what are you doing here? 232 00:09:40,536 --> 00:09:44,366 Oh, you know, just wanted to seemy girlfriend do her thang. 233 00:09:44,409 --> 00:09:46,150 Yeah, we're together. 234 00:09:46,194 --> 00:09:48,196 Uh, anyway, getting back to the demo... 235 00:09:48,239 --> 00:09:49,284 -Aah! 236 00:09:49,327 --> 00:09:50,894 Aah! 237 00:09:50,938 --> 00:09:52,417 Whoa, whoa, stop it! Stop it! 238 00:09:52,461 --> 00:09:53,941 Turn it off. What are you doing?! 239 00:09:53,984 --> 00:09:55,420 Whoopsies! Sorry. New tricorder. 240 00:09:55,464 --> 00:09:57,074 Okay, she's not an android, 'cause that tone 241 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:58,902 would have disrupted her positronic brain. 242 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:01,339 Whatever she is, she's organic. Okay, I have to get a sample. 243 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,950 -Okay, we're gonna... You're gonna leave now. -I got to... 244 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:04,908 Sorry, guys. Mariner was just leaving. 245 00:10:04,952 --> 00:10:07,128 Actually, maybe you should go with her. 246 00:10:07,171 --> 00:10:08,433 We've just got a lot to cover. 247 00:10:08,477 --> 00:10:11,045 Oh. But I didn't get to see you do your thang. 248 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,873 So sweet of you to come by. 249 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:14,439 I'll meet you later in the mess, okay? 250 00:10:14,483 --> 00:10:15,963 Yeah, yeah, no, the mission comes first. 251 00:10:16,006 --> 00:10:17,747 -Totally. I'll just, you know...- 252 00:10:17,791 --> 00:10:19,444 -JET: What I'm talking about. -BARB: Oh. 253 00:10:19,488 --> 00:10:22,317 I hope we never blow up that moon. 254 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,319 These T88s are amazing. 255 00:10:24,362 --> 00:10:25,537 Yeah, they're, like, crazy fast. 256 00:10:25,581 --> 00:10:27,104 How many diagnostics have you run? 257 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,324 15. Oh, when I come back with this baby, 258 00:10:29,367 --> 00:10:31,326 the guys in Engineering are gonna flip. 259 00:10:34,895 --> 00:10:36,766 Yeah, right. It'sgonna be me who takes this back. 260 00:10:36,810 --> 00:10:38,376 I'm gonna blow their minds in Medical. 261 00:10:40,422 --> 00:10:41,423 RUTHERFORD: Nope. 262 00:10:41,466 --> 00:10:43,817 -16. -22. 263 00:10:44,948 --> 00:10:46,384 17. 18. 264 00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:47,821 -19. 20. 21. -N-N-No! 265 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:48,952 -Hey, don't you use your implant. -22. 266 00:10:48,996 --> 00:10:50,171 -That's not fair! -Ooh, 23! 267 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:52,303 I got to figure this out. I got to... Wait! 268 00:10:52,347 --> 00:10:54,915 Okay, okay, okay. So, Barb's not a Dauphin, 269 00:10:54,958 --> 00:10:56,090 but I haven't ruled her out 270 00:10:56,133 --> 00:10:57,526 as a surgically altered Cardassian spy 271 00:10:57,569 --> 00:10:58,919 or a transporter clone or-- 272 00:10:58,962 --> 00:11:00,442 bear with me, bear with me-- a Suliban. 273 00:11:00,485 --> 00:11:02,139 Right? Right? A Suliban? 274 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,315 Mariner, stop it. Barb's not a Suliban. 275 00:11:04,359 --> 00:11:07,405 -But how do you know? -She's nothing but a great human lady. 276 00:11:07,449 --> 00:11:08,929 You need to stop spinning out 277 00:11:08,972 --> 00:11:10,365 and accept people for who they are. 278 00:11:10,408 --> 00:11:12,106 Now be quiet. I got to change everything about me 279 00:11:12,149 --> 00:11:14,108 to trick her into thinking I'm something I'm not. 280 00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,892 Computer, analyze the coolest people 281 00:11:15,936 --> 00:11:17,981 in Earth history and replicate me an outfit, 282 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,418 boys size small. 283 00:11:26,555 --> 00:11:29,384 Jet. Ugh, he thinks he's all that. 284 00:11:29,427 --> 00:11:32,343 Well, I can be twice as that. I can be even thatter. 285 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,001 Hey, Barb! Get up in here, girl. 286 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:40,134 -Uh, uh... 287 00:11:40,177 --> 00:11:41,570 How's the view? 288 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,180 -That was weird. 289 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:45,008 Sup, shippies? Anyone want to partake 290 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:47,010 in a little liquid luncherino? 291 00:11:47,054 --> 00:11:48,272 What are you talking about? 292 00:11:48,316 --> 00:11:49,578 Sip it up. 293 00:11:49,621 --> 00:11:52,015 Replicator, beer, big, hot. 294 00:11:52,059 --> 00:11:54,452 -I mean, cold. Get... Make it cold. -BARB: Um, 295 00:11:54,496 --> 00:11:56,541 we're still on duty. What's gotten into you? 296 00:11:56,585 --> 00:11:58,935 This is the real Boimler, baby. Guess you didn't know 297 00:11:58,979 --> 00:12:01,024 you were dating a dude dog who loves-- Whoa! 298 00:12:01,068 --> 00:12:02,373 -Brad! 299 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:04,071 Oh, oh! Oh, no. 300 00:12:04,114 --> 00:12:05,550 Oh. Mariner, no! 301 00:12:05,594 --> 00:12:08,858 Ow! What the ? Did you just pull my hair? 302 00:12:08,902 --> 00:12:11,252 Yeah! D... Yeah, did you just pull her hair? 303 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:12,993 That is messed up, bro. Get out of here 304 00:12:13,036 --> 00:12:15,038 -before I do a citizen's court-martial. -JET: Come on, 305 00:12:15,082 --> 00:12:16,561 -Brad, let me give you a hand. -Don't touch me, 306 00:12:16,605 --> 00:12:17,911 -you big hunk hottie. -Okay, 307 00:12:17,954 --> 00:12:19,390 I don't know what's going on right now. 308 00:12:19,434 --> 00:12:21,523 First, you come in looking sexy as hell, 309 00:12:21,566 --> 00:12:23,655 but then you ruin it by acting all weird. 310 00:12:23,699 --> 00:12:26,049 -I have to go back to work. -I-I'll walk you there. 311 00:12:26,093 --> 00:12:28,008 No! I can walk myself. 312 00:12:28,051 --> 00:12:30,227 Come on, Jet. Walk me. 313 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:33,230 -Okay, good news. Maybe bad news. 314 00:12:33,274 --> 00:12:35,972 I am, like, 99.8% sure she's a reptoid. 315 00:12:36,016 --> 00:12:38,409 Gah, will you just drop it?! Barb is not anything. 316 00:12:38,453 --> 00:12:41,369 -I mean, other than a great lady. -She said you looked sexy. 317 00:12:41,412 --> 00:12:43,284 No, there's no way she's human. That's her tell. 318 00:12:43,327 --> 00:12:45,242 That is a hugetell. Look, if she's a reptoid, 319 00:12:45,286 --> 00:12:46,548 she's gonna need to find a male partner. 320 00:12:46,591 --> 00:12:47,679 Jab with her reptoid tail. 321 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:49,377 Implant her reptoid spawn. Stay close. 322 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,161 You're safe with me. 323 00:12:51,205 --> 00:12:54,164 Brad! No! Brad! 324 00:12:54,208 --> 00:12:57,254 Sir, the platforms aren't rated for low altitudes. 325 00:12:57,298 --> 00:12:58,603 They'll have to be operated manually. 326 00:12:58,647 --> 00:13:00,388 Maybe the captain's making progress. 327 00:13:00,431 --> 00:13:03,130 You're all murderers! No, you madmen! You'll have blood 328 00:13:03,173 --> 00:13:05,697 -on your hands! -She's doing great. 329 00:13:05,741 --> 00:13:08,004 BARB: There you go, Jet. That's it. 330 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:09,919 -Keep pushing it in. 331 00:13:09,963 --> 00:13:11,268 -JET: Are you sure it'll fit? -Huh? 332 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:13,270 -BARB: We'll make it fit. -Aha! 333 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:15,185 -You're not... 334 00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:16,621 Sex? I heard sex. 335 00:13:16,665 --> 00:13:18,710 -What? 336 00:13:20,060 --> 00:13:21,670 You have been a jerko all day, 337 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:23,585 and now you accuse me of cheating? 338 00:13:23,628 --> 00:13:25,282 I'm sorry! I'm sorry. I'm an idiot. 339 00:13:25,326 --> 00:13:27,110 I was freaking out because you're so smart 340 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:29,634 and pretty and funny, and I'm...I'm just me. 341 00:13:29,678 --> 00:13:31,201 You shouldbe with a guy like Jet. 342 00:13:31,245 --> 00:13:32,681 That'swhat this has been about? 343 00:13:32,724 --> 00:13:35,031 Bradward, nothing is happening with Jet. 344 00:13:35,075 --> 00:13:38,078 Oh, no, I ruined everything! No! No, no, no! 345 00:13:38,121 --> 00:13:39,644 It's all dissolving. It's all dissolving. 346 00:13:39,688 --> 00:13:42,299 Look, I fell for you because you're you. 347 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:46,477 A sweet, nervous, dainty-hipped nugget. 348 00:13:46,521 --> 00:13:48,262 Let's try to start today over. 349 00:13:48,305 --> 00:13:50,568 Watch out for the tail! 350 00:13:50,612 --> 00:13:52,396 -Mariner! 351 00:13:52,440 --> 00:13:54,311 -What's your problem? -Where's-where's the tail? 352 00:13:54,355 --> 00:13:56,139 Reptoids implant with a barbed tail. They... 353 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:57,532 Her name is Barb! 354 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:00,143 Mariner, what the hell? I told you. 355 00:14:00,187 --> 00:14:01,449 I just... I thought... 356 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:02,711 -I thought there was a tail. 357 00:14:02,754 --> 00:14:04,017 RANSOM: Lieutenant Brinson, 358 00:14:04,060 --> 00:14:05,148 report to Orbital Platform Gamma. 359 00:14:05,192 --> 00:14:06,236 We need manual activation. 360 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:07,324 Right away, Commander. 361 00:14:07,368 --> 00:14:09,239 -Hey, come with me? -Love to. 362 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:10,980 Seems like a good way to start the day over. 363 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,678 With my humangirlfriend! 364 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,029 How was I so wrong? 365 00:14:18,509 --> 00:14:20,337 Huh? Ugh. 366 00:14:20,381 --> 00:14:21,991 Oh, what? 367 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,037 Exoskeletal husk? 368 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,734 I wasn't wrong! Barb's a parasite! 369 00:14:25,777 --> 00:14:28,476 Bradward! Bradward, wait! 370 00:14:28,519 --> 00:14:30,173 Bradward! Get out of my way. 371 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:31,740 -Move! Move, Jennifer. 372 00:14:31,783 --> 00:14:33,437 -Bradward! Bradward, wait!- 373 00:14:33,481 --> 00:14:35,004 Bradward! 374 00:14:35,048 --> 00:14:38,007 -Where's Ron? I want my T88. -You wouldn't even know what 375 00:14:38,051 --> 00:14:40,227 to do with a T88. Besides, they're way better for medical. 376 00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:42,011 -What? That's not true. -You know what I could do with that? 377 00:14:42,055 --> 00:14:43,317 -You know what I could do with it? -I could solve problems. 378 00:14:43,360 --> 00:14:44,361 I could figure out when people are sick. 379 00:14:44,405 --> 00:14:45,406 Oh, yeah? I could solve problems. 380 00:14:45,449 --> 00:14:47,321 -I could... -This is great work. 381 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:49,323 And you finished at the exact same time. 382 00:14:49,366 --> 00:14:51,455 Looks like you're both joining the Vancouver. 383 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,153 -Congratulations! -Wait. 384 00:14:53,196 --> 00:14:54,806 What do you mean, joining the Vancouver? 385 00:14:54,850 --> 00:14:57,722 I told you, whoever finished first would get to keep the T88 386 00:14:57,766 --> 00:15:00,073 and use it here. On the Vancouver. 387 00:15:00,116 --> 00:15:02,466 We-we thought we'd getto take it back to the Cerritos. 388 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,251 Hang tight.I'm gonna write up the transfer. 389 00:15:04,294 --> 00:15:06,731 Don't worry, the admiral used to be my grandma's neighbor. 390 00:15:06,775 --> 00:15:09,038 Quiet guy. He'll push it right through. 391 00:15:12,520 --> 00:15:14,043 Computer, locate Boimler. 392 00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:16,045 Oh, crap, crap, crap, crap. 393 00:15:16,089 --> 00:15:18,352 Requesting emergency transport to Platform Gamma. 394 00:15:18,395 --> 00:15:20,310 Authorization, uh, Mariner 8. 395 00:15:20,354 --> 00:15:22,225 MAN : Request denied. Is that a made-up code? 396 00:15:22,269 --> 00:15:24,749 -Who is this? Clear this channel! -Aah! 397 00:15:26,403 --> 00:15:27,709 Bradward. 398 00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,451 Bradward! Bradward, wait! 399 00:15:31,626 --> 00:15:33,367 Oh, no. 400 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:35,456 Oh, no, I got to get to Bradward. 401 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:42,115 Oh, no. Oh, no, Bradward. 402 00:15:43,551 --> 00:15:45,422 Captain's log. Long-range sensors 403 00:15:45,466 --> 00:15:47,468 have located a very sexy... 404 00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:49,252 -Mariner! Aah! Stop looking at me! -Oh, no! Definitely, no! 405 00:15:49,296 --> 00:15:50,819 -Stop looking at me! -No. No to this and also that. 406 00:15:59,262 --> 00:16:00,785 Get out of here! Barb'll be back any second. 407 00:16:00,829 --> 00:16:02,526 This is me sex time, okay? 408 00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,138 Look at this! It's the husk of a neural parasite. 409 00:16:05,181 --> 00:16:07,270 -I don't care! I'm naked. -You're not listening! 410 00:16:07,314 --> 00:16:10,186 Barb is a parasite.She's a-a creature of some sort. 411 00:16:10,230 --> 00:16:13,189 -All right. Two for emergency...Hey, give it back! 412 00:16:13,233 --> 00:16:16,149 You'd rather make a fake husk than admit that you were wrong? 413 00:16:16,192 --> 00:16:18,629 Terrible! Shame on you. 414 00:16:18,673 --> 00:16:21,197 It has been a long time since I've taken a lover, 415 00:16:21,241 --> 00:16:23,156 let alone a lover like Barb. 416 00:16:23,199 --> 00:16:24,461 I am staying here, 417 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:26,289 and I am making love to my lover. 418 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,291 Oh, please stop saying "lover." 419 00:16:28,335 --> 00:16:29,858 COMPUTER: Warning. Platform approaching 420 00:16:29,901 --> 00:16:31,381 -critical altitude. -Whoa! 421 00:16:31,425 --> 00:16:33,296 -Boimler! 422 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:38,084 BOTH: Stay away from him! 423 00:16:39,781 --> 00:16:42,088 The Vancouveris awesome. 424 00:16:42,131 --> 00:16:45,091 The fluidic processors, the tritanium hull brackets, 425 00:16:45,134 --> 00:16:46,179 the door whoosh. 426 00:16:46,222 --> 00:16:47,658 BOTH: Whoosh. 427 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:49,617 Honestly, the Cerritos might be falling apart, 428 00:16:49,660 --> 00:16:51,140 but that's kind of awesome, too. 429 00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,576 It's our job to keep it together. 430 00:16:52,620 --> 00:16:54,361 Yeah, and the way that she shakes and creaks 431 00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:55,623 and moans at Warp 7? 432 00:16:55,666 --> 00:16:56,798 I bet the Vancouver doesn't do that. 433 00:16:56,841 --> 00:16:57,842 With those inertial dampers? 434 00:16:57,886 --> 00:16:59,322 You got to be kidding me. 435 00:16:59,366 --> 00:17:00,976 And you know what the Vancouverdoesn't have? 436 00:17:01,020 --> 00:17:03,109 -All our friends. -We have to tell Ron we're staying here. 437 00:17:03,152 --> 00:17:04,588 What if, what if he gets mad at us? 438 00:17:04,632 --> 00:17:07,200 He's a professional. Professionals don't get pissed. 439 00:17:07,243 --> 00:17:09,811 -What?! -I'm sorry, but we want to stay on the Cerritos. 440 00:17:09,854 --> 00:17:11,769 Tough! I already wrote up the transfer. 441 00:17:11,813 --> 00:17:14,424 As soon as I click this button, it's going through. 442 00:17:14,468 --> 00:17:16,818 Wait a second, you can't just transfer us against our will! 443 00:17:16,861 --> 00:17:18,689 Watch me. Do I need to remind you 444 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,430 who my grandma's neighbor was? 445 00:17:20,474 --> 00:17:22,302 I guess I do-- it was the admiral! 446 00:17:22,345 --> 00:17:23,825 -And he's a psycho. 447 00:17:23,868 --> 00:17:25,827 -Hey, you can't do that! 448 00:17:25,870 --> 00:17:27,829 Don't kick me PADD! That's an order! 449 00:17:27,872 --> 00:17:29,352 -Aah! 450 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:30,440 Hey, got it! 451 00:17:30,484 --> 00:17:32,486 -Get back here! 452 00:17:32,529 --> 00:17:33,661 Don't kill my people! 453 00:17:33,704 --> 00:17:35,184 You're the Federation! 454 00:17:35,228 --> 00:17:36,490 You're the good guys! 455 00:17:36,533 --> 00:17:38,318 Remember the Prime Directive? 456 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,146 What? That doesn't even apply here! 457 00:17:40,189 --> 00:17:42,148 Captain, we're running out of time. 458 00:17:42,191 --> 00:17:43,410 The flooding has already started and the platforms 459 00:17:43,453 --> 00:17:45,194 weren't designed for this. 460 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:50,895 I'm not letting you hurt Boimler! 461 00:17:50,939 --> 00:17:52,680 I'm protecting him! 462 00:17:52,723 --> 00:17:54,812 -From what? -Hyah! 463 00:17:54,856 --> 00:17:58,816 From you! You really think I'd buy you guys are best friends? 464 00:17:58,860 --> 00:18:00,340 He's mousey, sweet and soft 465 00:18:00,383 --> 00:18:02,255 and you're a badass space adventurer! 466 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:04,344 -I knew there was something wrong 467 00:18:04,387 --> 00:18:05,867 from the moment I met you. 468 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:07,825 -Yeah, no, something's wrong with you. 469 00:18:07,869 --> 00:18:11,177 First, I thought you were a rogue holodeck character. 470 00:18:11,220 --> 00:18:13,918 Then, because of the way you were lurking around all day, 471 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:17,183 I thought you were a Breen infiltrator. 472 00:18:17,226 --> 00:18:19,794 What? That wasn't lurking-- that was protecting! 473 00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:23,189 Finally I realized you're probably a parasite! 474 00:18:24,407 --> 00:18:25,669 Bitch, you're the parasite! 475 00:18:25,713 --> 00:18:29,369 Exactly what a parasite would say, parasite! 476 00:18:31,936 --> 00:18:33,677 -Give me back my PADD! -Let's go! 477 00:18:35,375 --> 00:18:38,247 Do not get on that turbolift! 478 00:18:40,249 --> 00:18:41,685 Here's the plan-- I'll reroute the turbolift controls. 479 00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,426 You try to guess his passcode! 480 00:18:43,470 --> 00:18:44,949 RON: Give me back my PADD! 481 00:18:44,993 --> 00:18:47,996 The impact on our environment would affect both of us! 482 00:18:48,039 --> 00:18:49,998 We'd have to move our whole civilization! 483 00:18:50,041 --> 00:18:51,652 I know! But how can...? 484 00:18:51,695 --> 00:18:53,741 Wait, "both"? What do you, what do you mean "both"? 485 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:55,830 How many people are in your civilization? 486 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:58,789 -Me and my wife. -There are two people 487 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:01,314 on your whole planet?! 488 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:03,403 Well, yes, we're, uh, we're rich. 489 00:19:03,446 --> 00:19:04,926 Implode the moon. 490 00:19:04,969 --> 00:19:06,754 -Yes, Captain. -You maniacs! 491 00:19:06,797 --> 00:19:09,539 We just redid the floors! 492 00:19:18,331 --> 00:19:19,375 This isn't over. 493 00:19:19,419 --> 00:19:20,811 You don't know Boimler like I do. 494 00:19:20,855 --> 00:19:22,248 He will figure you out. 495 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,684 I mean, sometimes it takes him a minute. 496 00:19:23,727 --> 00:19:25,599 Hell, on Sendu IV, it took him a week to realize 497 00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:28,384 he was peeing in their species' sinks and not their toilets, 498 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,777 but you know what, he gets there eventually. 499 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:30,995 Wait, that was him? 500 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,780 He told me that happened to a friend. 501 00:19:32,823 --> 00:19:33,998 Yeah, he wishes. 502 00:19:34,042 --> 00:19:35,304 No, someone came in to wash their hands, 503 00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:37,263 and just caught him going right in the sink. 504 00:19:38,481 --> 00:19:40,396 You know what? On our second date, 505 00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:43,747 he "shook hands" with a Lortian's egg sac. 506 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:46,359 Oh, stop! 507 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:47,708 It was so pissed. 508 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:54,062 Okay, and then, and then Sqill looked at Boimler 509 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:56,499 and said, "That's my dorsal." 510 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,547 You guys have been through a lot together. 511 00:20:00,590 --> 00:20:03,637 Yeah, I mean he is a dork, for sure. 512 00:20:03,680 --> 00:20:05,291 But he's mydork. 513 00:20:05,334 --> 00:20:07,075 Well, you're clearly not a parasite, 514 00:20:07,118 --> 00:20:09,730 or you wouldn't have let him in front of the admiral. 515 00:20:09,773 --> 00:20:11,558 Uh, well, thanks, and, you know, 516 00:20:11,601 --> 00:20:13,951 you're not seeming so much like a parasite, either, by the way. 517 00:20:13,995 --> 00:20:16,693 Hey, if it's gonna make you feel better, just scan me. 518 00:20:17,781 --> 00:20:19,957 You are a human, yep. 519 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:21,481 Man, I mean, you ever get those feelings 520 00:20:21,524 --> 00:20:22,699 like you are just sure about something? 521 00:20:22,743 --> 00:20:23,831 Like, I was sure you were a parasite. 522 00:20:23,874 --> 00:20:24,875 But you're actually a very nice, 523 00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:26,007 attractive humanwoman. 524 00:20:29,010 --> 00:20:30,316 Uh-oh. 525 00:20:31,360 --> 00:20:33,449 -Aah! -This isn't me! 526 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:34,885 I don't wantto stun you. 527 00:20:34,929 --> 00:20:36,887 -Then don't! -Come on, come on! 528 00:20:36,931 --> 00:20:38,498 Give me back my PADD! 529 00:20:38,541 --> 00:20:40,021 Look, just hand me the phaser-- ow! 530 00:20:40,064 --> 00:20:41,849 Oh, my God, you made me stun you! 531 00:20:41,892 --> 00:20:43,329 I can't feel my hand! 532 00:20:43,372 --> 00:20:45,853 Oh, God, oh, God! What have I done? 533 00:20:45,896 --> 00:20:47,985 -Ow! -I got the password-- it was "Riker." 534 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:49,335 No, no, no, no, no! Don't read that! 535 00:20:49,378 --> 00:20:50,771 What the heck? 536 00:20:50,814 --> 00:20:53,121 You're transferring yourself to the Cerritos? 537 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,862 I thought we could swap places. 538 00:20:54,905 --> 00:20:56,820 You don't know what it's like here! 539 00:20:56,864 --> 00:20:58,822 It's so stressful! It's so epic! 540 00:20:58,866 --> 00:21:00,563 It's all, "Tow this space station," 541 00:21:00,607 --> 00:21:02,217 and, "Calibrate the Dyson sphere!" 542 00:21:02,261 --> 00:21:04,959 "Go back in time and kill theguy that was worse than Hitler!" 543 00:21:05,002 --> 00:21:07,091 I just want to be back on a smaller ship, 544 00:21:07,135 --> 00:21:08,702 doing simpler work. 545 00:21:08,745 --> 00:21:11,357 I don't want to be epic anymore! 546 00:21:11,400 --> 00:21:14,664 Geez, working on the Vancouverscrews you up. 547 00:21:14,708 --> 00:21:16,405 I'm sorry I phasered you. 548 00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:18,886 This is not Ron Emmanuel Docent, Jr. 549 00:21:18,929 --> 00:21:21,062 Can we just keep this between us? 550 00:21:21,105 --> 00:21:23,978 You'll delete the transfer order? 551 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:25,545 There. Done. 552 00:21:25,588 --> 00:21:28,374 And, um, throw in a T88 for each of us. 553 00:21:28,417 --> 00:21:30,376 Hey, now, that I can't do. 554 00:21:30,419 --> 00:21:32,378 Oh, that's cool. It wasn't like I was using my implant 555 00:21:32,421 --> 00:21:34,771 to record all this as evidence for your court-martial. 556 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:36,730 I was. 557 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,733 Okay, a couple of T88s coming right up. 558 00:21:47,871 --> 00:21:49,133 Ooh! Ugh! 559 00:21:49,177 --> 00:21:50,961 It's squishy! Give me a hand! 560 00:21:51,005 --> 00:21:52,659 Oh, my God! 561 00:21:52,702 --> 00:21:55,575 Stop! Don't! Lover! Lover! 562 00:21:55,618 --> 00:21:58,055 Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! 563 00:21:58,099 --> 00:21:59,100 Oh, God. 564 00:21:59,143 --> 00:22:00,710 Aah! What the hell was that? 565 00:22:00,754 --> 00:22:02,886 It was always me, Barb. 566 00:22:02,930 --> 00:22:04,453 I'm going to treat you to dinner. 567 00:22:04,497 --> 00:22:06,107 Let me out! Let me out! 568 00:22:06,150 --> 00:22:08,022 Hmm, apparently, this species reproduces 569 00:22:08,065 --> 00:22:10,590 by making their host chemically irresistible 570 00:22:10,633 --> 00:22:11,939 to potential mates. 571 00:22:11,982 --> 00:22:13,549 So Boimler must have picked it up... 572 00:22:13,593 --> 00:22:15,203 Right before he met me, exactly. 573 00:22:15,246 --> 00:22:17,118 Wait. Wait. 574 00:22:17,161 --> 00:22:19,599 So are you saying you only likedme because of the parasite? 575 00:22:19,642 --> 00:22:21,427 Please. I'm a Starfleet officer. 576 00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,603 You think I'd be into a guy just because of his pheromones? 577 00:22:23,646 --> 00:22:26,083 Oh, thank God. I was worriedyou were gonna break up with me. 578 00:22:26,127 --> 00:22:28,521 Yeah, listen, Brad, you're sweet, 579 00:22:28,564 --> 00:22:31,611 but right now, I need to put all my energy into my job. 580 00:22:31,654 --> 00:22:33,482 Specifically, studying this fascinating parasite. 581 00:22:33,526 --> 00:22:35,005 Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! 582 00:22:35,049 --> 00:22:36,442 -Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! -Mwah. 583 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:37,530 -Lover! Lover! Lover! Lover! -Aw. 584 00:22:37,573 --> 00:22:39,445 She didbreak up with me. 585 00:22:39,488 --> 00:22:40,837 Hey, you'll find someone who loves you 586 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:42,796 without a googa attached to your skull. 587 00:22:42,839 --> 00:22:44,145 You're just saying that. 588 00:22:44,188 --> 00:22:46,060 No, I'm not. You're a catch, man. 589 00:22:46,103 --> 00:22:48,584 -You're real. -I amreal. 590 00:22:48,628 --> 00:22:51,152 Hey, Mare, see you next month at the M'tari tournament? 591 00:22:51,195 --> 00:22:55,809 Oh, you know it, and I'll try not to bring it downtown. 592 00:22:55,852 --> 00:22:58,246 -Oh, shut up. 593 00:22:58,289 --> 00:22:59,987 Wait. You guys made plans? 594 00:23:00,030 --> 00:23:01,467 We bonded while you were knocked out. 595 00:23:01,510 --> 00:23:03,730 -Over what? -Nothing. Just girl stuff. 596 00:23:03,773 --> 00:23:05,862 So you shook a Lortian's egg sack? 597 00:23:05,906 --> 00:23:08,212 Wait, how did...? Oh. Oh, no! Oh, no! 598 00:23:10,084 --> 00:23:11,651 Aah. 599 00:23:11,694 --> 00:23:13,174 The Cerritosmight be falling apart, 600 00:23:13,217 --> 00:23:14,871 but it's nice to be back home. 601 00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:18,092 Yeah, I missed that smoky smell. 602 00:23:18,135 --> 00:23:20,486 So, uh, hey, um, before we left the Vancouver, 603 00:23:20,529 --> 00:23:23,750 I got you something. 604 00:23:23,793 --> 00:23:25,273 You shouldn't have! 605 00:23:25,316 --> 00:23:26,666 Well, I figured the Cerritoscould use them 606 00:23:26,709 --> 00:23:28,015 -a lot more than... -No, no, no. 607 00:23:28,058 --> 00:23:30,496 I mean, look, I stole a bunch, too. 608 00:23:30,539 --> 00:23:31,975 -Yup, this... 609 00:23:32,019 --> 00:23:33,760 this is why we're friends. 610 00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:37,024 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 611 00:25:07,331 --> 00:25:08,332 Chirp.