1 00:00:08,466 --> 00:00:10,760 RANSOM: The Cerritos is in orbit around Beta III. 2 00:00:10,844 --> 00:00:12,303 Back in the day, these guys worshipped 3 00:00:12,387 --> 00:00:14,597 a violent god called Landru, who suppressed 4 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:16,266 their creativity and made them kill each othe, 5 00:00:16,349 --> 00:00:18,143 until Kirk figured out it was actually a computer. 6 00:00:18,226 --> 00:00:19,102 Get this. 7 00:00:19,185 --> 00:00:21,271 At some point, these knuckleheads went 8 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,939 back to worshipping Landru. 9 00:00:23,022 --> 00:00:24,107 Captain Freeman has been 10 00:00:24,190 --> 00:00:25,775 setting them straight all morning. 11 00:00:25,859 --> 00:00:27,277 I can't believe you all started 12 00:00:27,360 --> 00:00:29,112 re-worshipping the dang computer. 13 00:00:29,195 --> 00:00:30,947 Well, Landru's very persuasive. 14 00:00:31,030 --> 00:00:33,408 LANDRU: Consume the intruders! Obey Landru! 15 00:00:33,491 --> 00:00:36,786 Hey, don't make me paradox you into destroying yourself. 16 00:00:36,870 --> 00:00:39,247 LANDRU: Landru apologizes. 17 00:00:39,330 --> 00:00:41,249 (groans) This is literally the exact thing 18 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,792 Captain Kirk taught you. 19 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:44,794 Maybe write it down this time? 20 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:48,298 Cerritos, two to beam up. 21 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,467 Well, I like purging people during the red hour. 22 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:52,010 I'm going to keep doing it. 23 00:00:52,093 --> 00:00:53,762 Dude, there is no more red hour, okay? 24 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:56,389 -Let it go. -But I just bought a new scythe. 25 00:00:59,392 --> 00:01:00,935 Ugh, Landru. 26 00:01:01,019 --> 00:01:03,396 I know, it's always weird revisiting planets 27 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:05,148 -from the TOS era. -TOS? 28 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:06,858 It's what I call the 2260s. 29 00:01:06,941 --> 00:01:09,652 Stands for "those old scientists"-- you know, Spock, 30 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,155 Scotty, those guys. Seems like they were stumbling 31 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:15,825 on crazy new aliens every week back then. 32 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:17,952 Nothing against second contact missions, 33 00:01:18,036 --> 00:01:20,163 but the Cerritos should be popping in 34 00:01:20,246 --> 00:01:22,957 on those legacy civilizations before they unravel. 35 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:25,001 Yeah, but "popping in" is against regulation. 36 00:01:25,084 --> 00:01:26,795 We would need specific orders. 37 00:01:26,878 --> 00:01:29,005 I just hate seeing a perfectly good society get destroyed 38 00:01:29,088 --> 00:01:31,341 by a Gamester of Triskelion or whatever, 39 00:01:31,424 --> 00:01:34,344 because Starfleet has a policy of some intervention. 40 00:01:35,887 --> 00:01:38,848 -Set coordinates for Starbase 77. -Sorry, Captain, 41 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,184 but we still have crew on Beta III. 42 00:01:41,267 --> 00:01:43,019 I didn't authorize that. Who is it? 43 00:01:43,102 --> 00:01:45,438 Art supplies! Get your art supplies! 44 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,023 We got paints, we got brushes, 45 00:01:47,106 --> 00:01:49,192 we got a spiky, pencil, twirl-around thingy. 46 00:01:49,275 --> 00:01:51,194 Boost your creativity! Express yourself! 47 00:01:51,277 --> 00:01:53,404 Stop praying to a computer! 48 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,990 Hoo boy, incoming lecture in five, 49 00:01:56,074 --> 00:01:57,200 four... 50 00:01:57,283 --> 00:01:58,701 Who wants crayons? Here you go, kid. 51 00:01:58,785 --> 00:01:59,994 Way better than the red hour. 52 00:02:00,078 --> 00:02:01,746 Since when do you break protocol? 53 00:02:01,830 --> 00:02:03,414 I'm just tired of you getting to do all the good stuff 54 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:04,916 while I stick to the rules. 55 00:02:04,999 --> 00:02:06,042 RANSOM: Ensign Boimler? Do you read? 56 00:02:06,125 --> 00:02:07,001 Whoa-ho-ho, 57 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:09,212 look at Brad Boimler being cool for once. 58 00:02:09,295 --> 00:02:11,381 (gasps) Wait, is this because of my teachings? 59 00:02:11,464 --> 00:02:13,883 Okay, you don't teach. You just instigate chaos. 60 00:02:13,967 --> 00:02:16,886 Exactly-- helpful, character-building chaos. 61 00:02:16,970 --> 00:02:17,929 RANSOM: I can hear you, can you hear me? 62 00:02:18,012 --> 00:02:19,889 MARINER: Aw, Boims! I thought you were gonna 63 00:02:19,973 --> 00:02:21,391 get stuck in middle management, 64 00:02:21,474 --> 00:02:24,143 like this pathetic little fly in amber, like-- 65 00:02:24,227 --> 00:02:26,938 -Oh, like Ransom! -I am not a little fly in amber! 66 00:02:27,021 --> 00:02:29,065 What did it, huh? My constant mockery? 67 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:32,402 My non-stop prodding? My downright-dangerous hazing? 68 00:02:32,485 --> 00:02:33,987 No, no. Look. 69 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:36,030 If you have to know, I found out about your secret. 70 00:02:36,114 --> 00:02:38,032 You mean never eating after 7:00? it's a miracle, right? 71 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,410 -I mean, it does work, you should try it. -Captain Freeman is your mom. 72 00:02:40,493 --> 00:02:42,287 Yeah, I don't, I don't know what you're talking about. 73 00:02:42,370 --> 00:02:44,539 Oh, come on, Mariner. The captain's your mom. 74 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:45,915 Your dad's an admiral. 75 00:02:45,999 --> 00:02:47,417 You're basically Starfleet royalty. 76 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:48,877 How cool is that? 77 00:02:48,960 --> 00:02:50,253 Shut the (bleep) up right now, Boimler. 78 00:02:50,336 --> 00:02:52,213 -Shut your (bleep) mouth. -This is a good thing! 79 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:54,591 Now we can both do some good and you'll just, you know, 80 00:02:54,674 --> 00:02:56,217 keep us out of trouble with your mom-- 81 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:58,219 -What?! No that is not how-- -I just don't understand 82 00:02:58,303 --> 00:03:00,430 -why it's such a secret. I'd be telling everyone. -Move! 83 00:03:00,513 --> 00:03:02,473 Dude, I do not want people knowing my mom is my mom! 84 00:03:02,557 --> 00:03:04,434 Okay, okay. I'm not gonna tell a soul. 85 00:03:04,517 --> 00:03:05,935 I'm being serious! Shut up! 86 00:03:06,019 --> 00:03:08,438 So, uh, does Captain Mommy give you, 87 00:03:08,521 --> 00:03:10,940 uh, sweet little captain kisses? 88 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,276 (smooching) 89 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:15,194 (screaming) 90 00:03:16,362 --> 00:03:18,406 ♪ ♪ 91 00:04:23,596 --> 00:04:25,640 ♪ ♪ 92 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:38,987 -Plasma ring scan is complete, Captain Dayton. -Oh, yeah. 93 00:04:39,070 --> 00:04:40,655 I loved the Rubidoux , but nothing beats 94 00:04:40,738 --> 00:04:42,657 a brand new ship-- hey! 95 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,492 Who peeled this film off the weapons panel?! 96 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:46,536 Come on, guys! 97 00:04:46,619 --> 00:04:50,206 I want the Solvang to be perfect for as long as possible. 98 00:04:50,289 --> 00:04:52,792 Hey! Take those shoes off right now! 99 00:04:54,460 --> 00:04:56,129 What? 100 00:04:57,005 --> 00:05:00,049 -Aah! What the hell was that?! -We're being fired upon. 101 00:05:00,133 --> 00:05:02,343 -Raise shield, red alert. -Get us out of here! 102 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,265 Shields at ten percent. 103 00:05:08,474 --> 00:05:10,184 Direct hit to main engines. 104 00:05:12,478 --> 00:05:14,439 -(alarm sounding) -Warp! Now! 105 00:05:23,990 --> 00:05:25,533 Ah! I can't believe I get 106 00:05:25,616 --> 00:05:26,826 to be orientation liaison for a new recruit. 107 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,995 I am going to show her so many ropes. 108 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,747 Hello? Rutherford? 109 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,623 Sorry. Just trying to adjust this little thingy 110 00:05:32,707 --> 00:05:34,917 on my implant's attitude selector. 111 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:36,794 Crazy about Mariner and the captain, right? 112 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,421 Oh, man, Captain Freeman Day 113 00:05:38,504 --> 00:05:39,922 is gonna be super awkward this year. 114 00:05:40,006 --> 00:05:41,591 -(both yell) -There's the shuttle! 115 00:05:41,674 --> 00:05:44,010 Huh. Look at this new button! 116 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,929 Optimistic mode? This is going to be great! 117 00:05:47,013 --> 00:05:49,182 But... sexy mode? Mmm. 118 00:05:49,265 --> 00:05:51,100 Don't mind if I do. (laughs) 119 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,936 (English accent): 'Ello. Chim chimurri. What's all this then? 120 00:05:58,024 --> 00:06:01,819 (whirring, trilling) 121 00:06:01,903 --> 00:06:03,488 Aw, it's beautiful! 122 00:06:03,571 --> 00:06:05,948 Oh, there she is-- the little robot exocomp! 123 00:06:06,032 --> 00:06:07,825 Oh, my gosh. Hi. Are you Ensign Tendi? 124 00:06:07,909 --> 00:06:10,119 Oh, my gosh. Yes, I am! And I'm so happy you're here! 125 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,830 I'm happy to be here! (laughs) This is so exciting! 126 00:06:12,914 --> 00:06:15,541 Ooh-wee! Howdy there. Now I'm talking like a cowboy. 127 00:06:15,625 --> 00:06:18,586 -That was a weird thing to say! -It sure was! 128 00:06:18,669 --> 00:06:21,464 Ugh. Why did we ever keep this a secret in the first place? 129 00:06:21,547 --> 00:06:23,841 Ugh! I just wanted to fly under the radar! 130 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,802 And I didn't want anyone to know the most demerited officer 131 00:06:25,885 --> 00:06:27,845 in the fleet was my daughter. 132 00:06:27,929 --> 00:06:29,722 Well, Wesley Crusher worked with his mom. 133 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,182 Maybe everybody'll be cool about it. 134 00:06:31,265 --> 00:06:33,810 Captain, captain's daughter... Uh, I mean Mariner. 135 00:06:33,893 --> 00:06:35,019 Oh, what is it, Jack? 136 00:06:35,103 --> 00:06:36,938 Captain, I'm putting together a list 137 00:06:37,021 --> 00:06:38,773 of candidates for the Sacramento promotion. 138 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:41,484 I'd love your input. May I just say 139 00:06:41,567 --> 00:06:44,153 I am very sorry if I ever treated you 140 00:06:44,237 --> 00:06:46,155 with anything other than admiration. 141 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:48,574 Oh, shut up, Ransom! You're such a suck-up! 142 00:06:48,658 --> 00:06:51,619 From now on, I'll make sure to give you special attention. 143 00:06:51,702 --> 00:06:53,871 No! Be as hard on her as you always are! 144 00:06:53,955 --> 00:06:55,873 -Yeah, be hard on me! -I'm only hard on you 145 00:06:55,957 --> 00:06:57,667 when you make me hard! I mean, I'm-I'm not hard right now! 146 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,044 I mean, I could... I could get hard, if I wanted to, 147 00:07:00,128 --> 00:07:02,630 but I'm not hard right now. I'm so sorry! You're both great! 148 00:07:02,713 --> 00:07:04,715 Ugh! 149 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:09,679 I heard she's the captain's daughter. 150 00:07:09,762 --> 00:07:12,890 (indistinct whispering) 151 00:07:12,974 --> 00:07:15,518 Hey, Mariner, I'm Lieutenant Levy. 152 00:07:15,601 --> 00:07:17,603 We went on a date last year. I don't know if you recall. 153 00:07:17,687 --> 00:07:18,896 Yeah, Steve, I remember. 154 00:07:18,980 --> 00:07:21,524 You said Wolf 359 was an inside job. 155 00:07:21,607 --> 00:07:24,068 (laughing): It totally was. So, hey, I was wondering, 156 00:07:24,152 --> 00:07:26,028 could give this to your mom for me? 157 00:07:26,112 --> 00:07:27,989 It's just a few ideas I threw together on how to decorate 158 00:07:28,072 --> 00:07:29,699 -the captain's yacht. -Fine. Whatever. 159 00:07:29,782 --> 00:07:31,576 You're the best. Thanks, Mariner. 160 00:07:31,659 --> 00:07:33,244 Changelings aren't real. The Dominion War didn't happen! 161 00:07:33,327 --> 00:07:35,496 -Hey, Mariner! Okay, can you just? -(groaning) 162 00:07:35,580 --> 00:07:37,206 -Oh, okay, little closer. -Hey, don't log that, all right? 163 00:07:37,290 --> 00:07:39,083 -I don't want to see that up on the... Oh! -Hey! 164 00:07:39,167 --> 00:07:41,210 This is a service corridor, not a social club, Ensign. 165 00:07:41,294 --> 00:07:43,004 Sorry, Doc. Won't happen again. 166 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,714 You think your mom would be okay 167 00:07:44,797 --> 00:07:46,883 with me and Shaxs making a little love connection? 168 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:50,887 I'd love to snag that Bajoran beefsteak with my coital hooks. 169 00:07:50,970 --> 00:07:53,014 Captain, we've received a partial distress call 170 00:07:53,097 --> 00:07:54,599 from the Solvang. 171 00:07:54,682 --> 00:07:56,142 I guess Captain Dayton's still getting used 172 00:07:56,225 --> 00:07:57,977 to the controls in her new ship. 173 00:07:58,060 --> 00:08:00,271 Sir, the signal originated in the Kalla system. 174 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,106 Well, there isn't anything distressing there. 175 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:03,858 The Titan is also within range. 176 00:08:03,941 --> 00:08:05,985 No. Let them know that we have it. (laughs) 177 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:07,904 Dayton's going to hate that we came running 178 00:08:07,987 --> 00:08:10,740 to her rescue because someone leaned on a button. 179 00:08:13,201 --> 00:08:16,078 -(grunting) -Oh, this sucks. 180 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:18,164 Yo, yo, Mariner! 181 00:08:18,247 --> 00:08:20,541 I was just crossing through the, um, lower decks, 182 00:08:20,625 --> 00:08:22,585 and I replicated you some hand pies. 183 00:08:22,668 --> 00:08:25,046 Hand... What is a hand pie? You know what? No thank you. 184 00:08:25,129 --> 00:08:27,131 -Ooh, key lime? Mmm. Mmm. -I won't be able 185 00:08:27,215 --> 00:08:29,759 to do any of my usual sneaky Robin Hood stuff 186 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,135 now that everybody's paying attention to me. 187 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,095 Yesterday, he literally didn't know my name. 188 00:08:33,179 --> 00:08:35,640 He called me "Jen." Who here is named "Jen"?! 189 00:08:35,723 --> 00:08:38,100 Ugh. You are so right. He was clearly kissing your butt. 190 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:39,977 It's not like he had a prewritten letter 191 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:41,729 of recommendation which would save you so much time 192 00:08:41,812 --> 00:08:43,147 since all you had to do is sign it. 193 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:45,733 -Oh, Boimler, not you! -Ransom's picking someone 194 00:08:45,816 --> 00:08:47,151 to promote to the Sacramento. I need an edge! 195 00:08:47,235 --> 00:08:49,111 Dude, I thought you were done being lame! 196 00:08:49,195 --> 00:08:51,739 Yeah, but it's the Sac. That's a huge career boost! 197 00:08:51,822 --> 00:08:53,783 And didn't you say you'd get me in a captain's chair? 198 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,284 Mariner! Looking good, girlfriend! 199 00:08:55,368 --> 00:08:57,078 Get phased, Lundy. 200 00:08:57,161 --> 00:08:59,580 Wait. No one would know me on the Sacramento. 201 00:08:59,664 --> 00:09:01,290 I'd be a nobody again, like you! 202 00:09:01,374 --> 00:09:03,084 I'm not a nobody. I... 203 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,627 Maybe I should apply to the Sacramento. 204 00:09:04,710 --> 00:09:06,045 I don't know. They might be looking 205 00:09:06,128 --> 00:09:07,964 for someone a little less criminally insubordinate. 206 00:09:08,047 --> 00:09:10,633 Good call. I'd better start adjusting my attitude, sir. 207 00:09:10,716 --> 00:09:12,176 -Ew. Don't call me "sir." -Yes, sir. 208 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:13,928 -Don't. -You technically outrank me, sir. 209 00:09:14,011 --> 00:09:15,805 -BOIMLER: What are you doing? Stop it. -Is that an order? 210 00:09:15,888 --> 00:09:17,890 -BOIMLER: Yes. I mean, no. -Permission to go to my station, sir? 211 00:09:17,974 --> 00:09:21,018 -You have a station? -Ha-ha! Good one, sir. Mm-hmm. 212 00:09:21,102 --> 00:09:22,645 Nobody's gonna fall for that. 213 00:09:22,728 --> 00:09:24,063 -(yelps) -I want to give Mariner a present! 214 00:09:24,146 --> 00:09:25,606 That's a processing hub, 215 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,025 and that's a pattern-buffer maintenance hatch. 216 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:30,278 So, hey, um, do you want me to call you "Exocomp," 217 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,821 or do you have an alpha-numeric name, 218 00:09:31,904 --> 00:09:35,157 like TT30311? 219 00:09:35,241 --> 00:09:37,159 (scoffs) No. I didn't want to sound robotic. 220 00:09:37,243 --> 00:09:38,995 I wanted to be called something normal, 221 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:41,038 so I analyzed all Federation languages 222 00:09:41,122 --> 00:09:44,166 and calculated a mathematically perfect name. 223 00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:46,168 -What is it? -Peanut Hamper. 224 00:09:46,252 --> 00:09:47,712 Peanut Hamper? 225 00:09:47,795 --> 00:09:49,839 I love it! 226 00:09:49,922 --> 00:09:51,674 ♪ ♪ 227 00:09:51,757 --> 00:09:53,676 Heading to Commander Ransom's office? 228 00:09:53,759 --> 00:09:55,303 -Cut it out. -Cut what out, sir? 229 00:09:55,386 --> 00:09:57,179 I'm heading there as well, to explain 230 00:09:57,263 --> 00:09:59,015 why I should be promoted over to the Sacramento. 231 00:09:59,098 --> 00:10:00,766 You know, Ransom's not just some meathead. 232 00:10:00,850 --> 00:10:02,393 He's gonna see right through you. 233 00:10:02,476 --> 00:10:04,395 Boimler, your record is spotless. 234 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:06,022 It's freaky. 235 00:10:06,105 --> 00:10:07,732 Thank you, sir. There is more on the back. 236 00:10:07,815 --> 00:10:10,735 On the other hand, Mariner is the captain's daughter. 237 00:10:10,818 --> 00:10:11,986 Mm, sort of stuck between a rock 238 00:10:12,069 --> 00:10:13,195 and a kiss-ass place, aren't we, sir? 239 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,905 (groans) Boimler, you're so promotable, 240 00:10:14,989 --> 00:10:16,907 but I live to serve the captain. 241 00:10:16,991 --> 00:10:18,784 (frustrated grunt) I can't think until I work out. 242 00:10:18,868 --> 00:10:20,202 You've been lifting this whole time. 243 00:10:20,286 --> 00:10:21,245 Get out of here! 244 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,040 I'm trying to think...! 245 00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:26,792 Ooh! 246 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:28,336 (chuckles): Hmm, dilithium. 247 00:10:28,419 --> 00:10:29,879 It's better than I thought. 248 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:32,214 Dang it! Aw, shoot. Ooh, ooh. 249 00:10:32,298 --> 00:10:34,717 (chuckles): Sorry. Ensign Klutz reporting for duty. 250 00:10:34,800 --> 00:10:36,719 Ah, Peanut Hamper is such an innocent little robot. 251 00:10:36,802 --> 00:10:38,721 I got to make sure she doesn't get overwhelmed 252 00:10:38,804 --> 00:10:40,723 during our shift, you know, since she doesn't have 253 00:10:40,806 --> 00:10:42,266 -any hands. -With you watching out for her, 254 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,935 -I'm sure she'll do great. -Whoa. Are you mad at me? 255 00:10:45,019 --> 00:10:47,772 I just think that Dr. T'ana's going to be mean, and... 256 00:10:47,855 --> 00:10:49,774 (yawns): I'm not. I'm just trying to click 257 00:10:49,857 --> 00:10:53,402 this attitude button until I get back to normal. 258 00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:55,029 Just make sure you treat Peanut Hamper 259 00:10:55,112 --> 00:10:57,281 the same as you would anyone else. (gasps) 260 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,033 -TENDI: But she's not like anyone else. -(giggles) Oopsy-daisy. 261 00:10:59,116 --> 00:11:01,243 She's been trying to pick those tubes up this whole time. 262 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:04,038 -How's she supposed to do medical stuff? -Oh! Dang it! 263 00:11:04,121 --> 00:11:05,122 T'ANA: All right, here comes the messy part. 264 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,417 Any slight error here can result in instant death. 265 00:11:08,501 --> 00:11:11,128 Um, Dr. T'ana, just a heads-up that Peanut Hamper might have 266 00:11:11,212 --> 00:11:14,048 -a little bit of trouble with... -(low buzzing) 267 00:11:15,007 --> 00:11:16,801 Oh. Oh, wow. 268 00:11:16,884 --> 00:11:19,095 Peanut Hamper, this is some of the best micro-suturing 269 00:11:19,178 --> 00:11:20,721 I've ever seen. 270 00:11:20,805 --> 00:11:22,973 I downloaded all your journal articles. I learned a lot. 271 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:25,059 Oh, I-I could help you With that leg if you want. 272 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:26,727 Tendi, hang back. I don't want you to get 273 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,896 in Peanut Hamper's way. Ooh. What did you just do there? 274 00:11:28,979 --> 00:11:30,189 It's a new skin graft technique I've been developing. 275 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:33,275 -It uses half the skin. -Oh, can you show me how to do it? 276 00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:35,403 -TENDI: Can I... can I see? -Yeah, look at that right there. 277 00:11:35,486 --> 00:11:37,363 See how the flesh just folds together? 278 00:11:37,446 --> 00:11:38,906 T'ANA: (bleep)-A I do! 279 00:11:38,989 --> 00:11:40,950 Wow. Doc is really taking to Peanut Hamper. 280 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,285 Hey, don't worry. I'm sure you'll still have a lot to do. 281 00:11:43,369 --> 00:11:45,329 I mean, for example, you know, we could start working on me, 282 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:46,997 getting me back up on my feet. 283 00:11:47,081 --> 00:11:48,082 Worry? I'm her liaison. 284 00:11:48,165 --> 00:11:51,419 Peanut Hamper fitting in is my greatest victory! 285 00:11:51,502 --> 00:11:53,129 Meld that flesh, girl! 286 00:11:53,212 --> 00:11:55,005 Melding away! (giggles) 287 00:11:55,089 --> 00:11:58,342 Ah. "Tips for Remaining Starfleet Uniform Compliant." 288 00:11:58,426 --> 00:11:59,552 The Starfleet Manual? Who are you kidding? 289 00:11:59,635 --> 00:12:01,011 It is so messed up that you're trying 290 00:12:01,095 --> 00:12:02,430 to cheat me out of a promotion. 291 00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:04,181 How am I cheating? You're always 292 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:05,266 telling me to be like this. 293 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:07,184 I meant to actually try sometimes! 294 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,979 -Not to profit off of nepotism. -Nobody would know Freeman's my mom 295 00:12:10,062 --> 00:12:11,856 if you hadn't ratted me out, 296 00:12:11,939 --> 00:12:13,816 so why don't you go ahead and blame yourself? 297 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,985 -No! I blame you! -And I blame you right back! 298 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:18,279 ♪ ♪ 299 00:12:18,362 --> 00:12:19,280 Red alert. 300 00:12:19,363 --> 00:12:20,281 Shields up. 301 00:12:20,364 --> 00:12:21,782 (grunting) 302 00:12:21,866 --> 00:12:23,242 (explosion) 303 00:12:25,077 --> 00:12:27,997 Collision alert. Impacts on Decks Three, 15 and 20. 304 00:12:28,080 --> 00:12:30,916 -My God! Is that the Solvang? -RANSOM: I'm not reading any life signs. 305 00:12:31,000 --> 00:12:33,002 The whole crew, they've been wiped out. 306 00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:38,507 They're harvesting the wreckage! 307 00:12:40,926 --> 00:12:41,635 Evasive maneuvers. 308 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:49,185 -Shields at 50%. -Send out a distress call, 309 00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,978 -all frequencies. -They're jamming communications. 310 00:12:55,107 --> 00:12:56,609 SHAXS: Captain, they've latched onto the port nacelle 311 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,068 with some sort of mining arm. 312 00:12:58,152 --> 00:13:00,404 -Go to warp. Get us out of here! -No! Shut down engines. 313 00:13:00,488 --> 00:13:02,198 But we'll be sitting ducks. 314 00:13:02,281 --> 00:13:03,532 Dayton would have thought the same thing, 315 00:13:03,616 --> 00:13:06,118 and look what happened to them. Shut it down! 316 00:13:07,912 --> 00:13:09,038 (all yelling) 317 00:13:24,261 --> 00:13:25,304 (both gasp) 318 00:13:25,387 --> 00:13:27,056 MARINER: Mom! 319 00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:28,224 I-I'm okay. 320 00:13:28,307 --> 00:13:30,392 Auxiliary power back online. 321 00:13:30,476 --> 00:13:34,396 Ha-ha-ha! I thought the Enterprise was strong. 322 00:13:34,480 --> 00:13:36,482 We are strong. 323 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:38,734 This isn't the Enterprise. This is the Cerritos. 324 00:13:38,817 --> 00:13:42,238 We thought you were the Enterprise. 325 00:13:42,321 --> 00:13:44,490 Pakleds? What the hell do you want? 326 00:13:44,573 --> 00:13:48,285 We want your ship pieces to add to our ship pieces, 327 00:13:48,369 --> 00:13:50,871 so that we have all the ship pieces! 328 00:13:50,955 --> 00:13:53,457 Look, just stop this senseless attack, and let's discuss... 329 00:13:53,541 --> 00:13:55,793 JACKABOG: No! 330 00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:57,294 No. 331 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,879 We are strong! 332 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,756 We will cut your ship apart! 333 00:14:00,839 --> 00:14:02,758 (groans) This doesn't make any sense. 334 00:14:02,841 --> 00:14:04,468 The Pakleds aren't this powerful. 335 00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,428 I thought they were kind of a joke. 336 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:07,721 Yeah, you guys aren't wrong. 337 00:14:07,805 --> 00:14:08,806 Pakleds would fake distress calls 338 00:14:08,889 --> 00:14:10,558 so they could steal technology 339 00:14:10,641 --> 00:14:12,393 from anyone who showed up to help, but I'm detecting 340 00:14:12,476 --> 00:14:14,687 weapons from over 30 different species. 341 00:14:14,770 --> 00:14:16,939 Ah, looks like they're not a joke anymore. 342 00:14:26,699 --> 00:14:30,286 (screaming) 343 00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:33,747 -They're phasering the hull! -Carving us up like a First Contact Day salmon. 344 00:14:33,831 --> 00:14:36,792 No engines, no weapons, fighting an enemy we don't understand. 345 00:14:36,875 --> 00:14:38,669 We're out of options! 346 00:14:38,752 --> 00:14:41,463 Then I need someone to make me some. 347 00:14:41,547 --> 00:14:43,799 Me? What am I supposed to do? I-I don't know these guys. 348 00:14:43,882 --> 00:14:45,259 Do what you do best. 349 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,261 I need a dangerous, half-baked solution 350 00:14:47,344 --> 00:14:50,514 that breaks Starfleet codes and totally pisses me off. 351 00:14:50,598 --> 00:14:53,475 -(alert blaring) -That's an order. 352 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,562 -Boimler, what kind of computer systems do the Pakleds use? -They steal components 353 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,771 from other cultures, which means their code base 354 00:14:57,855 --> 00:14:59,815 -would have to be wide open. -You catch that, Rutherford? 355 00:14:59,898 --> 00:15:03,485 We need a virus that takes advantage of a trusting system! 356 00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,446 MARINER: Exactly. Wait, why are you so chipper? 357 00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:06,697 Implant stuff! 358 00:15:06,780 --> 00:15:08,532 They've got us outgunned, and they know it. 359 00:15:08,616 --> 00:15:09,491 But they're taking their time. 360 00:15:09,575 --> 00:15:11,660 If we can plant a virus in their system, 361 00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,705 -we can cripple their ship. -Who here could whip up a code like that? 362 00:15:14,788 --> 00:15:17,374 They'd have to be some sort of morally bankrupt genius. 363 00:15:17,458 --> 00:15:20,336 Ha-ha! Computer, start program Rutherford Training Beta 2.5. 364 00:15:20,419 --> 00:15:22,338 Can I teach you a lesson? 365 00:15:22,421 --> 00:15:25,382 (chuckles) Badgey! I need you to code a virus for me. 366 00:15:25,466 --> 00:15:27,843 Hmm, to do that, I would need you to disable safety protocols. 367 00:15:27,926 --> 00:15:29,386 (chuckles) Wait. 368 00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,347 You're not gonna try to kill me again, are you? 369 00:15:31,430 --> 00:15:32,681 Ha-ha! I'm Badgey! 370 00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,350 (chuckles nervously) Uh, fine. 371 00:15:34,433 --> 00:15:36,393 Computer, disable safety protocols. 372 00:15:36,477 --> 00:15:39,480 Oh, yeah! There we go. 373 00:15:39,563 --> 00:15:40,564 Hello, Father. 374 00:15:40,648 --> 00:15:42,441 I've already created three viruses 375 00:15:42,524 --> 00:15:44,526 that would disable Pakled technology. 376 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,694 You were monitoring comms? 377 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:47,696 Oh, I'm always monitoring comms. 378 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:50,658 -The packet needs to be input manually. -Ho-ho-ho! 379 00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,951 -Somebody's gonna have to board their ship! -You know it! 380 00:15:54,495 --> 00:15:55,663 Intruders beaming in! 381 00:15:55,746 --> 00:15:57,873 Very slowly beaming in. 382 00:15:57,956 --> 00:15:59,541 We've got to go! 383 00:16:03,962 --> 00:16:05,714 We have to get to the armory! 384 00:16:05,798 --> 00:16:07,883 Looks like we'll have to repel them the old-fashioned way. 385 00:16:07,966 --> 00:16:11,595 Setting my fists to stun and my kicks to kill. 386 00:16:11,679 --> 00:16:13,097 (grunts) 387 00:16:14,598 --> 00:16:17,726 Uh, guys, right here. Yep. Great stuff in that one. 388 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:20,938 -All the way in back there? -How much contraband have you hidden on my ship? 389 00:16:21,021 --> 00:16:22,690 I don't know. A lot. 390 00:16:22,773 --> 00:16:24,858 ♪ ♪ 391 00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,863 (shouting) 392 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:33,534 (grunting) 393 00:16:34,868 --> 00:16:35,869 Side roll. Side roll. 394 00:16:35,953 --> 00:16:37,037 Double hand punch! 395 00:16:37,121 --> 00:16:38,747 (grunting) 396 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,749 (shouts) 397 00:16:40,833 --> 00:16:42,710 -Pakled! -Mariner, in case we don't make it... 398 00:16:42,793 --> 00:16:43,544 We're making it. 399 00:16:43,627 --> 00:16:45,087 I wasn't mad that you were stealing 400 00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:46,088 the Sacramento promotion. 401 00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:47,423 I apply for those all the time. 402 00:16:47,506 --> 00:16:48,465 -Nothing ever comes of it. -(groans) 403 00:16:48,549 --> 00:16:49,967 -What? Then why were you freaking out? -(grunts) 404 00:16:50,050 --> 00:16:52,928 Because you would have gotten it. And I'd-I'd miss you, okay? 405 00:16:53,011 --> 00:16:55,514 -You're my best friend. -Oh, haven't you shared enough secrets today? 406 00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,057 Just shut up! 407 00:16:57,141 --> 00:16:58,767 -(Freeman grunting) -Pakled! 408 00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,477 (groaning) 409 00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,438 (cackling) 410 00:17:02,521 --> 00:17:04,273 (grunts) Mom! 411 00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:12,740 Ransom, get our backs! 412 00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:13,866 Way ahead of you! (grunts) 413 00:17:13,949 --> 00:17:14,950 My head! 414 00:17:16,034 --> 00:17:17,786 (yowls, clears threat) Sorry. 415 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,830 I mean get the captain to the biobed, quick, quick! 416 00:17:19,913 --> 00:17:21,915 (groans) Did we save the Cerritos? 417 00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:23,083 Working on it. 418 00:17:23,167 --> 00:17:25,043 Ooh, I got it. One illegal virus. 419 00:17:25,127 --> 00:17:26,962 (singsongy): But someone has to take it to the ship. 420 00:17:27,045 --> 00:17:28,630 But who's small enough to go undetected? 421 00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:30,132 Yeah, and who could survive in space without a ship? 422 00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,134 Someone who can travel with the program safely stored 423 00:17:32,217 --> 00:17:33,802 in her hard drive. (gasps) 424 00:17:33,886 --> 00:17:35,137 ALL: Peanut Hamper! 425 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,472 You can load the code into their ship 426 00:17:36,555 --> 00:17:37,514 using your robotic abilities. 427 00:17:37,598 --> 00:17:38,974 Oh, my gosh, Peanut Hamper, 428 00:17:39,057 --> 00:17:40,642 you're gonna save the day! 429 00:17:41,727 --> 00:17:43,604 Eh, I'm gonna pass. 430 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:45,481 I-I'm sorry, what? 431 00:17:45,564 --> 00:17:47,024 All that stuff sounded way too scary. 432 00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:48,442 What about "the needs of the many"? 433 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,152 I joined Starfleet to piss off my dad, 434 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:51,653 not to be a virus bomb. 435 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,572 Peanut Hamper, this is not cool! 436 00:17:53,655 --> 00:17:55,157 -We're all going to die! -Peanut Hamper! 437 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:57,034 There are so many lives at stake! 438 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,994 You know what? I'm just going to beam myself out 439 00:17:59,077 --> 00:18:00,621 of this whole sitch. 440 00:18:00,704 --> 00:18:01,997 Sucks to be organic. 441 00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:05,000 Enjoy having all your guts fly out or whatever! 442 00:18:05,083 --> 00:18:08,086 You know what? Peanut Hamper is a stupid name! 443 00:18:11,799 --> 00:18:14,009 -That little (bleep). -(gasps) 444 00:18:14,092 --> 00:18:17,012 Oh, my gosh. I'm back! I just clicked myself back to normal. 445 00:18:17,095 --> 00:18:18,931 Let me just upload this. Whoa! 446 00:18:19,014 --> 00:18:20,849 Ugh, feels like an ice cream headache. 447 00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,810 (grunts) Okay. Now I just need to get on that ship. 448 00:18:22,893 --> 00:18:24,478 Wait, no! I-It's too dangerous. 449 00:18:24,561 --> 00:18:25,854 You must be in a heroic bravery mode 450 00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,606 or something. Keep clicking your button. 451 00:18:27,689 --> 00:18:28,899 L-Let me click it. Click-click your button. 452 00:18:28,982 --> 00:18:30,567 No, Tendi, this is normal me. 453 00:18:30,651 --> 00:18:32,694 -I've got this. -And I've got you. 454 00:18:32,778 --> 00:18:35,072 Rutherford! 455 00:18:35,155 --> 00:18:36,865 (grunting) 456 00:18:39,993 --> 00:18:41,537 You know I can run on my own. 457 00:18:41,620 --> 00:18:43,747 (both grunt) 458 00:18:45,582 --> 00:18:48,210 (exclaims, laughs) 459 00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:52,589 -(Shaxs laughing) -(Rutherford screaming) 460 00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:58,053 This is the best day of my life! 461 00:18:58,137 --> 00:19:00,848 -Eat this! -No, no, no, no, no! 462 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,933 (both panting) 463 00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,856 Linked up. Come on, come on. 464 00:19:08,939 --> 00:19:11,149 -(grunting, laughs) -(indistinct shouting) 465 00:19:14,653 --> 00:19:16,280 Virus downloaded. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, y... 466 00:19:16,363 --> 00:19:17,906 Download slowing to a crawl? 467 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,242 -Wait, why? -Sorry, but no virus 468 00:19:20,325 --> 00:19:22,578 until after these guys kill you. 469 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:24,788 -What? Why? -Because you snapped my neck! 470 00:19:24,872 --> 00:19:25,789 -What's the holdup? -RUTHERFORD: Damn it, Badgey, 471 00:19:25,873 --> 00:19:28,250 we don't have time for this, okay? Do it now! 472 00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,793 You want me to disable their systems? 473 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,128 Fine. I'll do it... 474 00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:32,754 explosively! 475 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:34,882 (gasps) He's gonna blow us up! 476 00:19:34,965 --> 00:19:36,258 Not if I have something to scream about it. 477 00:19:36,341 --> 00:19:38,427 (both grunting) 478 00:19:40,220 --> 00:19:43,098 Stop it! He's mine! 479 00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:47,811 Hang in there, baby bear! 480 00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:50,439 (shouts) 481 00:19:51,815 --> 00:19:53,609 (straining) 482 00:19:53,692 --> 00:19:56,361 -Ah, there we go. -(laughs) 483 00:20:00,908 --> 00:20:02,034 (alarm blaring) 484 00:20:02,117 --> 00:20:04,703 BOIMLER: Ah, they did it! They got clear of the blast. 485 00:20:04,786 --> 00:20:06,288 Bringing main power back on line. 486 00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,833 All invaders have been... (grunts) 487 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,168 neutralized. 488 00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,670 FREEMAN: As soon as the engines 489 00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,339 are back on line, get us the hell out of here. 490 00:20:15,422 --> 00:20:18,133 And hey, don't get too comfortable in my chair. 491 00:20:18,216 --> 00:20:19,343 (chuckles) Yes, sir. 492 00:20:19,426 --> 00:20:21,178 No, no, no, no, there's more of them! 493 00:20:21,261 --> 00:20:22,679 (Boimler screams) 494 00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:27,225 We have you now, Enterprise. 495 00:20:32,064 --> 00:20:34,191 (metal creaking) 496 00:20:40,948 --> 00:20:42,699 (grunts) All hands to escape pods. 497 00:20:42,783 --> 00:20:43,825 Prepare to abandon ship. 498 00:20:43,909 --> 00:20:45,577 Wait. Incoming ship? 499 00:20:47,621 --> 00:20:48,914 It's the Titan! 500 00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:57,965 Oh, no! It's another Enterprise. 501 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:04,554 Red alert! A Pakled party, and I wasn't invited? 502 00:21:04,638 --> 00:21:06,640 (exhales) It's about time you showed up, Will. 503 00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:08,308 Mariner? This makes us even. 504 00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:09,518 -(gasps) You know Riker? -Yeah. 505 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,395 Who do you think hooks me up with all my contraband? 506 00:21:11,478 --> 00:21:13,897 Dude is flush with Romulan ale, illeg... 507 00:21:13,981 --> 00:21:15,857 -I'm sorry, what was that? -(chuckles): Uh... 508 00:21:15,941 --> 00:21:18,402 We're still at red alert. Target those ships and fire! 509 00:21:18,485 --> 00:21:20,779 We're talking about this later. 510 00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,160 (Pakled groans) 511 00:21:27,244 --> 00:21:29,454 Make us go. 512 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,873 Go, guys, go! 513 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,376 -BOIMLER: They're retreating! Yes! -(all cheering) 514 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:44,761 ♪ ♪ 515 00:21:49,599 --> 00:21:51,309 FREEMAN: No, no, 516 00:21:51,393 --> 00:21:52,769 I don't want any cosmetic changes 517 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,438 -to the Cerritos. -Are you sure? 518 00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,274 Because I could add some jazzy reflective panels and big... 519 00:21:57,357 --> 00:21:59,276 No. I hate it when a ship gets repaired 520 00:21:59,359 --> 00:22:01,862 and comes out looking all Sovereign-class. 521 00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:04,781 I want her to look almost like she usually does. 522 00:22:04,865 --> 00:22:06,783 TENDI: All right, 523 00:22:06,867 --> 00:22:08,368 we have a good one today. 524 00:22:08,452 --> 00:22:11,747 Chapter 79: fluidic systems and how to reroute them. 525 00:22:11,830 --> 00:22:14,458 -(clears throat) -(groans) Fluidics are so messy. 526 00:22:14,541 --> 00:22:16,626 (gasps) Rutherford, you're awake. Oh! 527 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:18,503 -I knew you'd be okay! -What? 528 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,922 -What happened? -You saved the Cerritos! 529 00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,258 Oh, I did? Wow! That's pretty cool. 530 00:22:23,341 --> 00:22:25,302 -Are you my nurse? -Nurse? (laughs) 531 00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:27,429 No, they just have been giving me time off 532 00:22:27,512 --> 00:22:28,472 so I could sit with you. 533 00:22:28,555 --> 00:22:29,806 Oh, sweet. Nice to meet you. 534 00:22:29,890 --> 00:22:30,932 I'm Rutherford. 535 00:22:31,016 --> 00:22:33,643 Oh, your implant. 536 00:22:33,727 --> 00:22:36,480 I-It must have damaged your long-term memory. 537 00:22:36,563 --> 00:22:38,440 Do you remember me at all? 538 00:22:38,523 --> 00:22:40,484 Well, no. But don't take it personally. 539 00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,235 I don't remember what I don't remember. 540 00:22:42,319 --> 00:22:43,612 (crying) 541 00:22:43,695 --> 00:22:46,448 You know what this means, right? 542 00:22:46,531 --> 00:22:49,743 We get to become best friends all over again! 543 00:22:49,826 --> 00:22:50,911 Okeydokey. 544 00:22:50,994 --> 00:22:52,996 ♪ ♪ 545 00:22:53,830 --> 00:22:56,958 We'll never forget Lieutenant Shaxs' sacrifice. 546 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,961 He's with the Prophets now. 547 00:23:04,925 --> 00:23:07,761 (sighs) I can't even begin to imagine 548 00:23:07,844 --> 00:23:09,679 -how I'm going to replace him. -Well, 549 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,265 wherever he is, I'm sure he's full-throat screaming 550 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,518 in someone's face and ejecting a warp core. 551 00:23:14,601 --> 00:23:16,520 I'd like to think you're right. 552 00:23:16,603 --> 00:23:18,480 Ensign Beckett Mariner, 553 00:23:18,563 --> 00:23:20,315 beamed down to Beta III without authorization. 554 00:23:20,398 --> 00:23:21,650 Oh, what, seriously? 555 00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:23,318 Contraband hidden throughout the ship. 556 00:23:23,401 --> 00:23:25,946 Illegal weapons, illicit drugs, a tribble? 557 00:23:26,029 --> 00:23:27,364 Yeah. That's for personal use. 558 00:23:27,447 --> 00:23:28,740 I've got a whole year's worth 559 00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:30,659 of your insubordinations right here. 560 00:23:30,742 --> 00:23:32,536 Well, without those "insubordinations," 561 00:23:32,619 --> 00:23:34,913 -we'd all be dead right now. -I know. 562 00:23:34,996 --> 00:23:38,875 Did you know Starfleet considers Beta III a known culture? 563 00:23:38,959 --> 00:23:41,002 They had no idea the Betans had regressed. 564 00:23:41,086 --> 00:23:42,671 And the Pakleds? Well, 565 00:23:42,754 --> 00:23:44,965 the Pakleds murdered the entire crew of the Solvang 566 00:23:45,048 --> 00:23:47,509 because everyone assumed they were a joke. 567 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:48,802 Yeah, well, that's Starfleet. 568 00:23:48,885 --> 00:23:50,554 Good at observing and bad at maintaining. 569 00:23:50,637 --> 00:23:52,889 You know, we can't just assume people are gonna keep doing 570 00:23:52,973 --> 00:23:54,850 the right thing a generation down the road. 571 00:23:54,933 --> 00:23:57,644 I agree. But as captain, 572 00:23:57,727 --> 00:24:00,522 I can't ignore protocol. I'd lose my command. 573 00:24:00,605 --> 00:24:02,023 You, on the other hand... 574 00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:04,860 You see a problem, you can solve it. 575 00:24:04,943 --> 00:24:07,487 Wait, are you saying work together for a change? 576 00:24:07,571 --> 00:24:10,031 Might be useful to have a captain on your side, you know? 577 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,868 Instead of up your ass. What do you say? 578 00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:15,579 Uh, I think we're both getting thrown in the brig. 579 00:24:15,662 --> 00:24:18,540 (chuckles) Let's not tell your father. 580 00:24:25,922 --> 00:24:27,966 Oh, that's Mariner. We work with her. Mariner! 581 00:24:28,049 --> 00:24:30,427 -Over here! Hi. -(grunts) Carol. 582 00:24:30,510 --> 00:24:32,429 I guess those Cali class ships 583 00:24:32,512 --> 00:24:34,014 can hold their own longer than people say. 584 00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:36,016 (chuckles) Thanks for the assist, Captain. 585 00:24:36,099 --> 00:24:38,727 No need to be so formal. You know, I was her mentor. 586 00:24:38,810 --> 00:24:40,437 Uh, yeah, well, I remember it differently. 587 00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:42,689 You were sort of my cha'DIch. 588 00:24:42,772 --> 00:24:44,441 We used to get in so much trouble. 589 00:24:44,524 --> 00:24:46,401 -FREEMAN: "We"? -(chuckles): Deanna, 590 00:24:46,484 --> 00:24:49,446 can you introduce me to any of your Betazoid friends? 591 00:24:49,529 --> 00:24:51,615 Jack, I sense you exaggerate your confidence 592 00:24:51,698 --> 00:24:54,701 in order to mask an ocean of insecurity. 593 00:24:54,784 --> 00:24:57,454 Oh! Will they sense that, too? I can make that work for me. 594 00:24:57,537 --> 00:24:59,873 Wait, wait, wait, wait, you made a dog? 595 00:24:59,956 --> 00:25:01,875 Yeah, and it could fly. Ooh, ooh, ooh! 596 00:25:01,958 --> 00:25:03,627 And another time, we stole bunch of T-88s. 597 00:25:03,710 --> 00:25:05,837 Aw, man! The scanners with the purple stripe? 598 00:25:05,921 --> 00:25:07,756 Those are amazing. What else did we do? 599 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,716 I just wanted to say, I was wrong. 600 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:11,426 I'm glad we followed our guts today. 601 00:25:11,509 --> 00:25:12,761 You are my mentor. 602 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,554 (coughs) Whatever, nerd. Come on, 603 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:16,431 we can hang without me being your mentor. 604 00:25:16,514 --> 00:25:18,099 -I thought you wanted that. -Eh, my target kind of moves. 605 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,977 Well, from now on, no more being obsessed with rank. 606 00:25:21,061 --> 00:25:23,647 Time to start appreciating what I have right here. 607 00:25:23,730 --> 00:25:25,649 Hey, you know what? I like this new Boimler. 608 00:25:25,732 --> 00:25:28,610 Good work today, Boomler. Ransom says you're one of his best. 609 00:25:28,693 --> 00:25:30,987 -(leg thuds) -Thank you, Captain Riker, sir! 610 00:25:31,071 --> 00:25:32,530 Hey, how about you buy me a drink? 611 00:25:32,614 --> 00:25:34,074 You know, since we're even? Remember? 612 00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:35,867 The thing with the aliens where I saved your ass? 613 00:25:35,951 --> 00:25:37,577 MARINER: We are not even, and we don't use money. 614 00:25:37,661 --> 00:25:40,497 What's happened to you, man? You used to be sharp. 615 00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:42,457 Boimler, you backstabbing little weasel! 616 00:25:42,540 --> 00:25:44,668 Yeah, next time I see you, I'm gonna kick your (bleep) ass. 617 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:46,670 I cannot believe that you took a promotion 618 00:25:46,753 --> 00:25:49,547 to the mother(bleep) Titan! Call me. 619 00:25:49,631 --> 00:25:51,007 Hey, Brad. We got to scoot. (chuckles) 620 00:25:51,091 --> 00:25:52,801 So get your boots and strap 'em up, 621 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:53,969 'cause the captain wants us 622 00:25:54,052 --> 00:25:55,971 to escort Commander Troi to Tulgana IV. 623 00:25:56,054 --> 00:25:57,639 Ooh, I hear the Klingon district's intense. 624 00:25:57,722 --> 00:25:59,975 There's a bar in Andoria Town you guys would love. 625 00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,726 Whoa, you've been there? 626 00:26:01,810 --> 00:26:03,144 Yeah. I can show you around if you want. 627 00:26:03,228 --> 00:26:05,647 Dude, your PADD is blowing up. Who is messaging you? 628 00:26:05,730 --> 00:26:07,524 She's just an old friend. She kind of got mad 629 00:26:07,607 --> 00:26:09,776 when I took the promotion here. Eh, she'll get over it. 630 00:26:09,859 --> 00:26:11,861 MARINER: Boimler! You can't keep ducking me forever. 631 00:26:11,945 --> 00:26:13,530 It is a really small galaxy out there. 632 00:26:13,613 --> 00:26:15,657 Sooner or later, I'm gonna run into you, and I'm gonna feed you 633 00:26:15,740 --> 00:26:18,201 -to an Armus! You hear me? -JEN: Hey, psycho, keep it down. 634 00:26:18,285 --> 00:26:19,995 -We're trying to sleep. -MARINER: Oh, shut up, Jen. 635 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:23,540 I'm sorry I'm late. 636 00:26:23,623 --> 00:26:24,541 I was watching the first Enterprise 637 00:26:24,624 --> 00:26:26,459 on the holodeck. You know, Archer and those guys? 638 00:26:26,543 --> 00:26:28,670 What a story. Those guys had a long road 639 00:26:28,753 --> 00:26:29,921 getting from there to here. 640 00:26:30,005 --> 00:26:31,548 Course set for the Tulgana system, Captain. 641 00:26:31,631 --> 00:26:32,549 Awaiting your command. 642 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:34,217 Ah, Tulgana IV. 643 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:36,177 You know, they have a Little Risa. 644 00:26:36,261 --> 00:26:38,722 Oh, so then should we take the little horga'hn? 645 00:26:38,805 --> 00:26:40,682 No. Let's take the one we always use. 646 00:26:40,765 --> 00:26:42,684 -(clears throat) -Right. Give me warp 647 00:26:42,767 --> 00:26:45,228 in the factor of five, six, seven, eight. 648 00:26:45,312 --> 00:26:47,564 TROI: Oh, the jazz. 649 00:26:47,647 --> 00:26:49,691 ♪ ♪ 650 00:26:52,610 --> 00:26:55,155 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 651 00:26:55,238 --> 00:26:56,239 Help! Help!