1 00:00:06,605 --> 00:00:09,725 Having our own business had always been our greatest dream. 2 00:00:09,805 --> 00:00:12,565 To make a ton of money while also getting to decide 3 00:00:12,765 --> 00:00:15,165 who you work with, where you work, and when you work. 4 00:00:15,245 --> 00:00:17,005 And if you know why you're doing it, 5 00:00:17,085 --> 00:00:18,885 then it's almost irrelevant what you're doing. 6 00:00:19,045 --> 00:00:20,245 Bosses are winner types. 7 00:00:20,965 --> 00:00:22,525 Employees are loser types 8 00:00:22,605 --> 00:00:25,125 who use their free time to try to realize their dreams. 9 00:00:25,205 --> 00:00:27,485 Why would somebody choose a life like that? 10 00:00:27,565 --> 00:00:30,285 Work time is life time. 11 00:00:37,365 --> 00:00:40,365 - Can I come in? - No. Who are you? 12 00:00:40,445 --> 00:00:41,645 I'm... 13 00:00:42,405 --> 00:00:45,725 I'm a very good friend of Moritz's. 14 00:00:45,805 --> 00:00:47,725 - I don't believe you. - Why not? 15 00:00:47,805 --> 00:00:49,725 Moritz doesn't have any friends. 16 00:00:49,805 --> 00:00:52,205 And if he does, they're either ugly or disabled. 17 00:00:52,285 --> 00:00:53,965 A compliment from a nine-year-old. Not bad. 18 00:00:54,045 --> 00:00:55,165 I'm 11! 19 00:00:56,125 --> 00:00:57,805 Do you want to beat Moritz up? 20 00:00:59,165 --> 00:01:00,165 We'll see. 21 00:01:00,285 --> 00:01:02,165 Okay, then come in. 22 00:01:02,925 --> 00:01:04,925 Down the hall, last door on the right. 23 00:01:06,805 --> 00:01:08,805 Twenty-one orders in three days! 24 00:01:09,285 --> 00:01:11,045 If this keeps up, we'll need new inventory. 25 00:01:11,125 --> 00:01:12,165 And I'll need a garage. 26 00:01:13,125 --> 00:01:14,125 For my Jet Ski! 27 00:01:15,485 --> 00:01:16,725 Shit! 28 00:01:16,805 --> 00:01:17,805 Oh, Mr. Sander! 29 00:01:21,805 --> 00:01:23,125 What are you doing here? 30 00:01:23,845 --> 00:01:25,125 You still owe me money! 31 00:01:25,205 --> 00:01:27,845 But first, delete that fucking photo from the fucking cloud. 32 00:01:35,285 --> 00:01:37,165 - Okay, it's deleted. - Yeah? 33 00:01:40,125 --> 00:01:42,525 You should always delete everything 34 00:01:42,605 --> 00:01:46,925 from the fucking trash. 35 00:01:51,365 --> 00:01:53,885 Okay. Do you know what happens now? 36 00:01:53,965 --> 00:01:56,085 I'll give you the rest of the money soon. I promise... 37 00:01:56,645 --> 00:01:58,125 Wrong answer. 38 00:01:58,685 --> 00:01:59,885 I'll give it to you right now! 39 00:02:01,445 --> 00:02:04,645 Sorry, that was actually the right answer. So... 40 00:02:05,885 --> 00:02:07,085 Where's the money? 41 00:02:08,205 --> 00:02:09,205 We don't have it yet. 42 00:02:09,445 --> 00:02:12,701 - You just said you'd give it to me now. - I thought that's what you wanted to hear. 43 00:02:12,725 --> 00:02:14,645 - Yeah, I did. - That's why I said it! 44 00:02:14,725 --> 00:02:15,845 Yes, but only if it's true! 45 00:02:17,245 --> 00:02:19,285 You can have the rest of the pills now. 46 00:02:20,085 --> 00:02:21,645 You can't hit a disabled person! 47 00:02:22,445 --> 00:02:23,805 Which of you are you referring to? 48 00:02:25,165 --> 00:02:26,325 You think that's funny? 49 00:02:28,245 --> 00:02:29,245 What the fuck? 50 00:02:31,245 --> 00:02:33,085 What are my pills doing in that picture? 51 00:02:33,645 --> 00:02:35,845 Have you two lost your fucking minds? 52 00:02:36,605 --> 00:02:37,805 Are you guys watching a movie? 53 00:02:38,045 --> 00:02:41,005 Sounds intense. Do you want anything to eat? 54 00:02:42,165 --> 00:02:43,285 Definitely. 55 00:02:43,485 --> 00:02:46,805 But it's a really exciting part right now. We'll pop in a pizza later. 56 00:02:48,605 --> 00:02:50,805 Two pizzas. One for each person in here. 57 00:02:51,285 --> 00:02:52,285 Exactly! 58 00:02:53,845 --> 00:02:57,805 Okay, you fucking nerds, tell me what you're up to here. 59 00:02:58,605 --> 00:03:02,125 All right, maybe you can't always decide who you work with. 60 00:03:15,765 --> 00:03:17,565 Fucking capitalism! 61 00:03:18,405 --> 00:03:20,485 Fuck you all! 62 00:03:21,325 --> 00:03:23,125 A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES 63 00:03:38,525 --> 00:03:41,725 How dumb can you be? A dick pic in the first message! 64 00:03:42,005 --> 00:03:44,565 I've honestly considered making them into a coffee table book. 65 00:03:44,645 --> 00:03:46,085 "Dicks of Germany." 66 00:03:46,165 --> 00:03:50,325 With Dan's, for instance. He has a gorgeous dick, by the way. 67 00:03:50,645 --> 00:03:53,205 - It could be good for the cover. - Oh, Fritzi! 68 00:03:53,765 --> 00:03:56,565 What's wrong? Can't I reduce a man to his looks? 69 00:04:00,685 --> 00:04:03,605 - Besides, I'm looking more for you. - Thanks. 70 00:04:03,805 --> 00:04:05,885 Right now I'm just glad to be by myself. 71 00:04:06,445 --> 00:04:08,645 Lisa, we both know what's going on. 72 00:04:09,045 --> 00:04:11,045 For years you were everybody's darling, 73 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:14,885 then suddenly, snap. Like Miley Cyrus. 74 00:04:14,965 --> 00:04:17,125 First, Hannah Montana, then "Wrecking Ball." 75 00:04:17,205 --> 00:04:19,125 It's great if you stop letting other people 76 00:04:19,205 --> 00:04:21,525 make the decisions about your future. 77 00:04:22,005 --> 00:04:25,165 You were unhappy, and you made a decision. 78 00:04:25,245 --> 00:04:28,765 One on one, Dan was clearly the winner. What are you waiting for? 79 00:04:28,845 --> 00:04:30,405 Did you tell Moritz about the party? 80 00:04:30,925 --> 00:04:31,925 No. 81 00:04:32,005 --> 00:04:34,685 Tell me one reason why I'd talk to your ex about you. 82 00:04:36,125 --> 00:04:37,205 Oh, fuck! 83 00:04:39,765 --> 00:04:42,125 Remember 50 Cent? The rapper? 84 00:04:42,205 --> 00:04:45,245 He used to deal drugs, too. And you know how he got rich? 85 00:04:45,925 --> 00:04:47,045 Rapping? 86 00:04:47,965 --> 00:04:48,965 No. 87 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:52,085 He got in on Vitamin Water, the beverage company. 88 00:04:52,165 --> 00:04:54,485 Yeah, he also invested in Bitcoin, and... 89 00:04:55,845 --> 00:04:59,405 And this project with you two lunkheads is my way out. 90 00:05:00,325 --> 00:05:02,245 Well, strictly speaking, you won't really be out. 91 00:05:03,565 --> 00:05:06,325 You see, we were already looking for a reliable supplier. 92 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:10,525 - Yeah? - To avoid possible delivery bottlenecks. 93 00:05:11,605 --> 00:05:14,845 I'm the most reliable drug supplier I know. 94 00:05:16,605 --> 00:05:18,445 - And the money? - Let's say 10,000. 95 00:05:19,125 --> 00:05:20,365 I want it by Tuesday. 96 00:05:21,765 --> 00:05:23,045 No. 97 00:05:23,485 --> 00:05:24,845 You give us the 10,000. 98 00:05:26,085 --> 00:05:26,925 What? 99 00:05:27,005 --> 00:05:28,301 That's your stake in the company. 100 00:05:28,325 --> 00:05:30,565 Are you fucking kidding me? Do I look like Shark Tank? 101 00:05:31,965 --> 00:05:35,205 If we scale up recent demand, 102 00:05:35,285 --> 00:05:39,725 we'll get a product turnover of 450 pills per day. 103 00:05:39,805 --> 00:05:44,125 That makes 164,250 pills per year. 104 00:05:44,205 --> 00:05:49,205 According to the current sale price, that gives us monthly sales of... 105 00:05:49,285 --> 00:05:51,725 54,000 euros. 106 00:05:52,885 --> 00:05:54,365 And it's an upward trend. 107 00:05:55,405 --> 00:05:59,765 So before anyone invests to get a share of the profits... 108 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:02,165 let's say, for a third... 109 00:06:02,485 --> 00:06:05,245 they'd have to invest at least 10,000 euros. 110 00:06:06,125 --> 00:06:08,285 Anything else would be considered a gift, 111 00:06:09,125 --> 00:06:10,525 and that's, unfortunately, illegal. 112 00:06:12,085 --> 00:06:13,325 Check yourself. 113 00:06:13,925 --> 00:06:17,645 Okay, boys. I'll tell you how it's going to work. 114 00:06:17,725 --> 00:06:20,965 I have two grand here. I want you to turn it into ten by Tuesday. 115 00:06:21,045 --> 00:06:24,725 Then we'll take it from there as business partners. 116 00:06:24,805 --> 00:06:26,405 And if you run out of pills, 117 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:29,685 call me by holding the 1 key. 118 00:06:30,045 --> 00:06:32,205 And if Auntie Buba calls, 119 00:06:32,605 --> 00:06:35,405 you pick up, no matter when, no matter where! 120 00:06:35,485 --> 00:06:36,965 - Got it? - Yes. 121 00:06:37,325 --> 00:06:40,685 Have you...? Okay. Then it's fine. 122 00:06:43,205 --> 00:06:45,965 All right, let's toast to that. 123 00:06:51,885 --> 00:06:52,885 Here. 124 00:06:59,765 --> 00:07:01,725 You really drink this stuff? 125 00:07:02,925 --> 00:07:04,685 Boys, sugar is poison. 126 00:07:05,405 --> 00:07:08,925 In Germany, three people die per hour because of sugar. 127 00:07:09,085 --> 00:07:12,805 Let that sink in... three people! Per hour! 128 00:07:12,885 --> 00:07:15,165 Okay, we get it. 129 00:07:17,365 --> 00:07:18,645 Fucking geeks! 130 00:07:30,965 --> 00:07:33,245 Yo, Marie. I'm leaving. 131 00:07:33,325 --> 00:07:35,045 Don't let those guys bring you down. 132 00:07:36,765 --> 00:07:37,765 Yallah. 133 00:07:38,645 --> 00:07:39,645 Close the door! 134 00:07:44,925 --> 00:07:47,565 Calm down. We won't need to defend ourselves. 135 00:07:48,205 --> 00:07:50,445 The gun probably wasn't even real. 136 00:07:50,525 --> 00:07:53,685 For this to work, we'll need a way to replenish inventory. A supplier. 137 00:07:54,365 --> 00:07:57,485 Like Foxconn and Apple! Just because the supplier is evil, 138 00:07:57,565 --> 00:07:59,645 it doesn't mean you can't work with them. 139 00:07:59,725 --> 00:08:00,845 I'll tell you what we'll do. 140 00:08:01,405 --> 00:08:03,885 We take the 5,000 euros from our Bitcoin wallet, 141 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:06,365 plus the 2,000 from "50 Cent Jr.," 142 00:08:06,445 --> 00:08:09,365 then we sell the rest of the pills till we have 10,000. 143 00:08:09,445 --> 00:08:11,005 And then... then we close the shop. 144 00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:13,685 Have you looked at the numbers? 145 00:08:13,805 --> 00:08:16,165 Lenny, the people love us. 146 00:08:16,245 --> 00:08:17,965 Have you read the customer reviews? 147 00:08:18,045 --> 00:08:21,925 Here, "These pills suck. I was totally freaked out." One star. 148 00:08:22,005 --> 00:08:23,365 Look, this is in Spanish. 149 00:08:24,645 --> 00:08:27,605 "What a load of shit. Can we find the server location 150 00:08:27,685 --> 00:08:30,925 and then... fist them to death?" 151 00:08:31,205 --> 00:08:34,165 On Yelp, reviews always tend to be on the negative side. 152 00:08:34,245 --> 00:08:37,165 But on Yelp, you don't die if your food sucks, man! 153 00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:40,325 I mean, we don't even know what we're selling. 154 00:08:40,605 --> 00:08:43,645 Maybe we should test the stuff first. 155 00:08:44,885 --> 00:08:46,285 Lenny, you dropped chemistry 156 00:08:46,365 --> 00:08:48,805 because you were scared you'd accidentally create anti-matter. 157 00:08:48,885 --> 00:08:52,485 Exactly! We don't even know what MDMA stands for! 158 00:08:53,565 --> 00:08:54,725 Methyl... 159 00:08:54,805 --> 00:08:55,925 Moritz, seriously? 160 00:08:56,085 --> 00:08:58,285 Methylenedioxy-N-methylamphetamine. 161 00:08:58,885 --> 00:09:00,325 See? We know what it stands for. 162 00:09:03,645 --> 00:09:08,085 The guy has a gun! If anything goes wrong, he'll kill us! 163 00:09:08,805 --> 00:09:11,085 And there's nothing we can do about it. 164 00:09:16,085 --> 00:09:18,205 Hello? Moritz! 165 00:09:20,005 --> 00:09:21,005 Dude! 166 00:09:21,765 --> 00:09:22,765 Wait up! 167 00:09:27,845 --> 00:09:29,605 Lenny, hang on! 168 00:09:30,005 --> 00:09:31,005 Fuck! 169 00:09:31,685 --> 00:09:34,965 - What's your fucking problem? - You're my fucking problem! 170 00:09:36,325 --> 00:09:40,405 This isn't fucking GTA, Moritz. When you're dead here, you're dead. 171 00:09:40,605 --> 00:09:43,245 - You don't re-spawn at the next hospital. - Relax! 172 00:09:43,325 --> 00:09:46,125 This is almost 2,000 euros worth of orders. 173 00:09:46,205 --> 00:09:48,165 Just from this week! I know what I'm doing, Lenny! 174 00:09:48,525 --> 00:09:49,525 Everything is cool! 175 00:09:51,125 --> 00:09:52,805 Freeze! Police! 176 00:09:53,805 --> 00:09:55,925 Okay, guys. I have to go. The fish are biting. 177 00:09:56,005 --> 00:09:58,365 Oh, well. Crime doesn't sleep, but you know what? 178 00:09:58,445 --> 00:10:00,525 Neither do the police. 179 00:10:00,605 --> 00:10:02,765 Take the pizza out of the oven, okay? 180 00:10:03,445 --> 00:10:06,325 Wow! Seems to be going really well with MyTems. 181 00:10:06,405 --> 00:10:07,805 Here, I'll drop them off for you. 182 00:10:09,645 --> 00:10:11,685 There's a mailbox on the way anyway. 183 00:10:12,165 --> 00:10:14,845 What? No one will stop and search a cop. 184 00:10:14,925 --> 00:10:15,965 Asshole. 185 00:10:18,245 --> 00:10:19,405 I know what you're thinking. 186 00:10:20,445 --> 00:10:24,045 But Steve Jobs didn't care that people thought he was an asshole, either. 187 00:10:24,605 --> 00:10:26,805 Some of the greatest geniuses of all time were assholes. 188 00:10:26,925 --> 00:10:28,445 Thomas Edison, for instance. 189 00:10:28,525 --> 00:10:30,645 In order to prove that alternating current 190 00:10:30,725 --> 00:10:32,685 was more dangerous than his direct current, 191 00:10:32,765 --> 00:10:35,485 he had an elephant publicly executed with alternating current. 192 00:10:35,565 --> 00:10:38,045 Carly Fiorina reinvented Hewlett Packard, 193 00:10:38,125 --> 00:10:39,645 laying off thousands of employees, 194 00:10:39,725 --> 00:10:42,165 while tripling her own salary and buying herself a yacht 195 00:10:42,245 --> 00:10:43,605 and five private jets. 196 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:46,645 Jeff Bezos from Amazon regularly sends employees e-mails 197 00:10:46,725 --> 00:10:50,165 containing only a question mark just to make them feel insecure. 198 00:10:50,325 --> 00:10:52,805 And Elon Musk, don't get me started with him. 199 00:10:52,885 --> 00:10:54,925 Success isn't a popularity contest. 200 00:10:55,365 --> 00:10:59,605 If you want someone's attention who isn't interested in you at all, 201 00:10:59,685 --> 00:11:03,325 you sometimes have to do the exact opposite of what they expect. 202 00:11:03,405 --> 00:11:07,845 Okay, fantastic. Aaron and Finn will do Cat and Mouse. 203 00:11:08,605 --> 00:11:11,645 Next material, Spring Awakening. Young love. 204 00:11:12,365 --> 00:11:14,285 Moritz, Lisa, that's something for you, right? 205 00:11:15,605 --> 00:11:17,845 - Yeah, sure... - I'm already with Gerda. 206 00:11:21,685 --> 00:11:24,525 And people call my profession monotonous. 207 00:11:25,805 --> 00:11:30,365 Then Lisa can do The Sorrows of Young Werther with Fritzi. 208 00:11:32,285 --> 00:11:33,381 FRITZI FORGET HIM. GO FOR DAN. 209 00:11:33,405 --> 00:11:34,885 Are you listening, Lisa? 210 00:11:36,285 --> 00:11:38,965 Put your phones away, guys. 211 00:11:41,405 --> 00:11:44,085 - Lisa, enough, give me your phone. - I didn't do anything. 212 00:11:44,685 --> 00:11:48,085 If it's that important, let's share it with the whole class, okay? 213 00:11:49,005 --> 00:11:52,485 - Give it here. - It's not important to anyone else. 214 00:11:52,565 --> 00:11:55,245 - Either you give... - Besides, you can't. Privacy laws. 215 00:11:55,325 --> 00:11:56,565 Hand it over or leave the room. 216 00:12:06,365 --> 00:12:09,325 Lisa has just won herself a date with the principal. 217 00:12:25,925 --> 00:12:27,285 SHE LEARNED ALBANIAN IN HER SLEEP! 218 00:12:40,165 --> 00:12:41,165 Hey, Lisa. 219 00:12:42,125 --> 00:12:43,525 About this morning, 220 00:12:43,605 --> 00:12:46,245 I get it if you don't want to do a presentation with me. 221 00:12:46,365 --> 00:12:47,765 That's why I'm doing it with Gerda. 222 00:12:47,965 --> 00:12:50,605 That doesn't mean I'm not interested in you anymore. 223 00:12:56,805 --> 00:12:58,005 Hey, Lisa! 224 00:12:58,325 --> 00:13:01,485 So I wanted to... don't worry about America, okay? 225 00:13:01,565 --> 00:13:04,325 I'm selling drugs now and we'll get it figured out. 226 00:13:11,925 --> 00:13:12,925 Hey, Lisa. 227 00:13:13,645 --> 00:13:14,645 I... 228 00:13:15,285 --> 00:13:18,245 If you need more of the... you know... 229 00:13:18,805 --> 00:13:21,525 I... I might know somebody. 230 00:13:21,605 --> 00:13:24,805 See you at school. Ciao. 231 00:13:35,805 --> 00:13:36,805 Honey. 232 00:13:38,325 --> 00:13:39,325 I... 233 00:13:41,525 --> 00:13:42,525 I... 234 00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:45,605 I actually wanted... I wanted to... 235 00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:53,005 I think it's good that you're focusing on your chemistry again. 236 00:13:54,165 --> 00:13:56,325 Maybe you can take over the company one day after all. 237 00:14:13,485 --> 00:14:14,941 PSYCHOTROPIC SUBSTANCE THAT BELONGS TO PHENOLIC ETHER 238 00:14:14,965 --> 00:14:15,805 AND AMPHETAMINE GROUPS 239 00:14:15,885 --> 00:14:16,725 RISKS: ELEVATED BODY TEMPERATURE 240 00:14:16,805 --> 00:14:17,805 VOMITING MUSCLE CRAMPS 241 00:14:21,925 --> 00:14:23,085 SWIPE TO CANCEL 242 00:14:23,605 --> 00:14:25,245 I am divorcing your father. 243 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:28,525 He wanted to tell you himself, but he can't even do that. 244 00:14:35,325 --> 00:14:38,605 Hey, Mo, I wanted to let you know that the pills are dangerous. 245 00:14:38,685 --> 00:14:42,205 They have PMA inside. It causes hot flashes and serious barfing. 246 00:14:42,285 --> 00:14:44,245 HEY LENNY, MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT. 247 00:14:44,325 --> 00:14:48,845 If you find out where to get good Molly, let me know. Bye. 248 00:14:48,925 --> 00:14:50,165 WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THOSE PILLS 249 00:14:59,325 --> 00:15:00,165 HEY LENNY, MAYBE... 250 00:15:00,245 --> 00:15:01,645 Fuck off, Moritz. 251 00:15:07,045 --> 00:15:08,365 I have to run back to school. 252 00:15:10,605 --> 00:15:12,725 - A conference. - Bye. 253 00:15:28,285 --> 00:15:32,765 Hey, people, welcome to Lenny's show! I have some crazy info for you. 254 00:15:34,845 --> 00:15:36,965 LEAVE A COMMENT FBOETTGER - UH, WHAT? 255 00:15:37,445 --> 00:15:40,645 Did you know that David Prowse, the actor who played Darth Vader, 256 00:15:40,725 --> 00:15:42,061 didn't know he had to wear a mask? 257 00:15:42,085 --> 00:15:43,085 MORITZ: YOU'RE LIVE! DUDE? 258 00:15:45,845 --> 00:15:47,421 And he only found out that they'd dubbed his voice 259 00:15:47,445 --> 00:15:48,485 LENNY? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? 260 00:15:48,565 --> 00:15:50,205 when he saw the movie. 261 00:15:50,285 --> 00:15:51,285 I mean, what the hell! 262 00:15:51,365 --> 00:15:53,285 #DELETE YOURSELF 263 00:15:53,645 --> 00:15:56,925 Then, in Return of the Jedi, he gets to take off his mask, 264 00:15:57,525 --> 00:16:00,205 but they replaced his face with Sebastian Shaw's. 265 00:16:50,005 --> 00:16:51,005 Lenny? 266 00:16:51,165 --> 00:16:52,165 Lenny? 267 00:16:53,285 --> 00:16:55,165 What the fuck? 268 00:16:57,205 --> 00:16:58,205 Lenny? 269 00:17:00,405 --> 00:17:01,405 Lenny? 270 00:17:03,165 --> 00:17:04,165 What? 271 00:17:05,645 --> 00:17:06,845 Lenny tested. 272 00:17:09,365 --> 00:17:13,125 Hot. Lenny take it off. Take it off! 273 00:17:29,645 --> 00:17:32,085 I think the pills are really shit. 274 00:17:41,445 --> 00:17:42,445 Turty. 275 00:17:43,365 --> 00:17:44,365 Lenny, you were right. 276 00:17:45,685 --> 00:17:48,605 We won't have any long-term success if our customers aren't happy. 277 00:17:51,845 --> 00:17:54,845 And they won't be happy if we deliver substandard products. 278 00:17:56,085 --> 00:18:00,765 You know what Steve Jobs did when he came back to save Apple in '97? Right! 279 00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:03,445 He got rid of the Newton. 280 00:18:04,485 --> 00:18:07,325 And why? Because the product was shit. 281 00:18:08,965 --> 00:18:12,405 Sure, our customers say they want to fist us to death, 282 00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:13,685 but they have a point. 283 00:18:16,045 --> 00:18:18,805 Lenny? What they actually mean is... 284 00:18:19,325 --> 00:18:22,565 "We would be very pleased if, after this unsatisfying experience, 285 00:18:22,645 --> 00:18:25,125 we could receive a replacement product, free of charge." 286 00:18:27,805 --> 00:18:29,805 DANIEL HEY LISA, WHAT ARE YOU UP TO? 287 00:18:29,885 --> 00:18:33,085 WANNA HANG? 288 00:18:36,045 --> 00:18:38,245 Fucking pills. 289 00:18:48,645 --> 00:18:52,205 TYPE YOUR RESPONSE 290 00:19:01,085 --> 00:19:02,085 VIEW PICTURE 291 00:19:33,485 --> 00:19:34,525 Fuck! 292 00:20:06,565 --> 00:20:08,045 Think what you will. 293 00:20:09,405 --> 00:20:10,805 I disagree. 294 00:20:11,445 --> 00:20:14,085 It's not at all crazy to transfer all of our money 295 00:20:14,165 --> 00:20:16,125 to a total stranger from the Darknet instead of... 296 00:20:16,165 --> 00:20:20,725 settling our debt with the armed small-town dealer. 297 00:20:21,165 --> 00:20:24,965 That's the difference between people like me and people like you. 298 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:58,165 Hey, Lisa. 299 00:21:00,365 --> 00:21:01,365 What's up? 300 00:21:03,005 --> 00:21:07,445 Fritzi said we should talk. 301 00:21:16,445 --> 00:21:19,165 I have an important appointment and I needed an okay from the school. 302 00:21:20,365 --> 00:21:21,845 But I'm not allowed to talk about it. 303 00:21:23,885 --> 00:21:24,925 You know why? 304 00:21:25,325 --> 00:21:27,365 You could say I'm something like a secret agent. 305 00:21:30,125 --> 00:21:31,725 What do you have against me? 306 00:21:33,045 --> 00:21:36,045 I keep texting you, but you never respond. 307 00:21:36,685 --> 00:21:38,805 The hard-to-get act isn't as sexy as you think. 308 00:21:38,885 --> 00:21:39,725 What do you mean? 309 00:21:39,805 --> 00:21:42,301 - I don't know, my Facebook messages? - When did you message me? 310 00:21:42,325 --> 00:21:43,965 Yesterday, today. 311 00:21:47,845 --> 00:21:50,885 Ms. Novak, the principal will be right with you. Go on inside. 312 00:21:51,965 --> 00:21:53,325 Johanna Schroen. 313 00:21:55,085 --> 00:21:56,405 Send me a heart. 314 00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:03,165 Dominik Schroeder. 315 00:22:04,965 --> 00:22:06,845 - Lea Wergboch. - Here. 316 00:22:08,165 --> 00:22:12,245 DANIEL //2:17 PM 317 00:22:25,885 --> 00:22:26,885 Hey! 318 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:39,525 Hey, Moritz! 319 00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:44,005 Here's a message you can't delete so easily. 320 00:22:51,525 --> 00:22:54,045 You don't hack into your girlfriend's Facebook. 321 00:22:55,885 --> 00:22:57,485 And definitely not your ex-girlfriend's. 322 00:23:02,885 --> 00:23:04,525 And just for the record... 323 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:08,245 you don't want to be with me. 324 00:23:09,565 --> 00:23:11,965 You want to be with the me from a year ago. 325 00:23:15,885 --> 00:23:17,925 Don't you see that I've changed? 326 00:23:25,685 --> 00:23:30,445 Why does everyone think they know what's best for me? 327 00:23:31,005 --> 00:23:33,685 If anyone should know, it's me, right? 328 00:23:33,845 --> 00:23:36,245 So maybe you can all leave me alone? Thanks. 329 00:23:37,565 --> 00:23:40,405 Oh, and here's a song to sign off. 330 00:23:57,685 --> 00:23:59,685 POLICE 331 00:24:22,365 --> 00:24:25,685 Follow the street for 500 meters. 332 00:24:25,765 --> 00:24:28,645 - She blocked me on everything. - Shit. 333 00:24:29,485 --> 00:24:33,045 I mean, did she think her private data was secure on Facebook? 334 00:24:33,125 --> 00:24:36,125 In 350 meters, turn right. 335 00:24:39,205 --> 00:24:40,885 You think we can trust this guy? 336 00:24:41,845 --> 00:24:44,525 I'm not in the mood to have a gun shoved in my face again. 337 00:24:44,725 --> 00:24:46,565 Aren't you the guy who's not afraid of dying? 338 00:24:47,445 --> 00:24:48,445 Relax, Lenny. 339 00:24:48,565 --> 00:24:50,685 Purplerain said we wouldn't meet in person. 340 00:24:50,765 --> 00:24:53,005 So how did your Purplerain picture it? 341 00:24:56,685 --> 00:24:59,485 - Up here. - Turn right. 342 00:25:01,885 --> 00:25:05,765 You will reach your destination in 150 meters. 343 00:25:06,525 --> 00:25:10,485 Your destination is at a remote location. 344 00:25:14,205 --> 00:25:16,165 You have reached your destination. 345 00:25:19,085 --> 00:25:23,005 You will reach your destination in 50 meters. 346 00:25:25,205 --> 00:25:26,205 Hey! 347 00:25:31,725 --> 00:25:32,725 Keep going. 348 00:25:32,925 --> 00:25:34,365 Keep going... 349 00:25:35,805 --> 00:25:39,005 - Stop! - You have reached your destination. 350 00:25:42,525 --> 00:25:44,685 Okay, it's supposed to be right here. 351 00:25:44,765 --> 00:25:49,365 Dude, that's a fucking molehill. We got ripped off. 352 00:25:50,045 --> 00:25:52,005 Let's just keep going with Buba's pills. 353 00:25:52,085 --> 00:25:53,925 Yeah, greatest pills ever. 354 00:25:54,005 --> 00:25:56,725 "Hey, everyone, welcome to the Lenny Show!" 355 00:26:03,045 --> 00:26:04,565 - Moritz? - What? 356 00:26:18,005 --> 00:26:20,765 Honestly. Is this what two ruthless assholes look like? 357 00:26:22,165 --> 00:26:24,365 Or two criminal masterminds? 358 00:26:24,725 --> 00:26:28,045 I mean, not every genius is automatically an asshole. 359 00:26:28,125 --> 00:26:30,885 And not every asshole is automatically a genius. 360 00:26:33,085 --> 00:26:35,565 You can print that quote on your T-shirt if you want. 361 00:26:36,245 --> 00:26:37,405 And what do we do about Buba? 362 00:26:37,725 --> 00:26:39,965 Give him his 10,000, then he's off our backs. 363 00:26:41,525 --> 00:26:42,605 12 MISSED CALLS 364 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:46,885 NUMBER REDIAL 365 00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:55,645 Hello? 366 00:26:57,245 --> 00:26:59,685 - Who's speaking, please? - Buba? 367 00:27:00,845 --> 00:27:01,925 Yes? 368 00:27:02,645 --> 00:27:04,565 Yo, what's up? 369 00:27:13,285 --> 00:27:14,285 What was that?