LAST ONLINE YESTERDAY 10:23 P.M.
LENNY, WHAT'S WRONG? WHERE ARE YOU? LET ME KNOW.
VOICE MESSAGE
Hi, Mo.
About yesterday,
I tried to find you, but Gerda said you were already gone, and...
I don't know. It was a rough night. Gerda's in the hospital.
Weird story: she apparently ordered ecstasy online
and took way too much of it.
But she was lucky. She's feeling better.
And about Dan...
It's not like you maybe think. It was... I don't know.
Bad idea to do this by voice message.
Maybe we can talk in person instead?
Call me back if you can. Bye!
I already know what you want me to say.
Well, I'm sorry about what happened to Gerda.
That was my fault.
But first, nobody could have guessed that Gerda,
of all people, would order drugs from us.
And second, it was actually Lenny's job to check the addresses.
Besides, I never said that taking drugs was harmless.
And if you're buying the stuff on the Darknet anyway,
you might as well research online how to take it.
After all, it's not really so complicated.
When taking MDMA, it is recommended not to exceed a maximum dose
of 1.5 milligram MDMA per kilogram, bodyweight for men
and 1.3 milligram MDMA per kilogram bodyweight for women.
In general, a dose of 120 milligram should not be exceeded.
After ingestion, be sure to hydrate sufficiently.
Only obtain MDMA from trustworthy sources.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
Hey, Lenny. Call me. I've been trying to reach you.
I put the shop online, and it's blowing up.
It's all great, except... Never mind. I'll tell you later.
I have to deal with something, then I'll be at your place.
Sorry again about yesterday. See you. Bye.
INCOMING CALL
Moritz?
DECLINE
This is a serious matter. If you know anything...
His parents are worried sick.
When they came home from their discofox practice last night, he was gone.
- That asshole! - You're staying here!
What's going on with you?
First that bloody nose a few weeks back,
and suddenly you're always locking your door.
You talk even less than usual, you're mean to your sister,
and I haven't even seen Lisa since she came back from America.
Moritz.
If you're having any problems at all,
you can talk to me anytime.
I sometimes feel unsure myself...
if alone I...
Lenny's gonna kill me for telling you this because...
it was agreed that I can't tell anyone.
But...
Lenny has a girlfriend.
They met on Discord.
- That's like eHarmony, right? - No, it's a chat room where you...
It doesn't matter. Lenny spent the night at her place.
That Lennard.
Yeah, he's so crazy in love, he probably just forgot to mention he'd be gone.
- I wanted to go by there anyway. - That's great.
- Now you can have couples nights. - No.
Lisa broke up with me.
Oh, shit.
I'm sorry. Come here.
Cute.
Here.
It has ham on it.
Are you vegetarian?
No, right? You don't look like a vegetarian.
It's very bad for the environment.
Being vegetarian.
They've discovered
that eating one single head of lettuce...
is three times worse in terms of greenhouse gases,
than eating the same amount of bacon.
Did you know that?
And cucumbers, eggplant and celery
are even worse. They're real...
climate killers. It's true.
See you later.
I'm sure your pasty fuck buddy is already on his way.
- Hey. - Mo.
I just wanted to give you this. As a memory of us. Here.
I know you wanna go another way. That's okay with me.
But right now, I want Daniel.
Never mind, I know he's here.
Why do you think that?
Yo, your ex bothering you?
Could you leave us alone? We need to discuss something.
No, here. Stay here.
Can you please put on some pants? I need your help.
It's about our mutual friend.
- Buba. - Who is Buba?
It's an emergency. Are you coming?
How did you know I was at Lisa's?
Hashtag ginger?
Maybe in the future you shouldn't post your whole private life on the Internet!
Besides, it's a brain cell.
- A brain cell stuffed animal? - No wonder you didn't recognize it.
So, what's your plan now, Einstein?
How do you even know Lenny's here?
We share our locations. His phone's around here somewhere.
Freaks.
What does he have against you?
Buba thinks Lenny and I ratted him out to the police.
Why would he think that? I mean, what do you guys...
Have to do with a drug dealer?
Lenny and I have a very successful online drug shop
and we owe Buba a shit ton of money.
- Okay, I'm out. - Hey!
You know that guy's insane!
Yeah. And we know you ratted on him. You're why Lenny's in there right now.
Afterwards you can tell my dad everything.
I don't fucking care. But first, help me get Lenny out of there.
What if he catches us?
You can do Capoeira.
But it's a kind of dance.
Come quick!
I have training later! I told you this is a fucking bad idea!
What is this?
Hey, what's up?
What are you doing here?
With him?
Tell me right now what is going on.
I'm fucking serious.
What did you do to him, that he would...?
I mean, what's happening here?
He wouldn't kill us, would he?
Not over a few hundred euros.
I mean, how much could you possibly owe him?
Around about 30,000 euros.
But Moritz already ordered new drugs with that money.
Wait, really?
Who sells you drugs worth 30,000 euros?
[No. He's not dangerous.] (Dutch)
[So we don't have to get rid of him?]
[No, I don't think so.]
[Did the father see the entire shipment?]
[No. Just one package.]
[Then just give him that.]
- [See you later.] - [Bye.]
Okay, then...
I need a signature...
from you.
Here, please.
[Thank you.]
Your dad wrote that a package arrived for you.
And you have to hurry back for Marie's birthday.
I'll tell him you won't be coming home tonight.
And that there's no need to worry.
Are you an emoji guy? I bet you are.
Now let's get down to business. We had a deal. Didn't we?
Exactly a third for each of us.
So why is he in on it all of a sudden?
You'll get all the money back. But let us go!
No! I already said it's too late for that now!
Listen, I'll tell you something.
The world works exactly like this farm.
And on this farm, there are exactly two kinds of animals.
Livestock and vermin.
Livestock are animals like horses. They are useful. Yeah?
Whereas vermin are just annoying.
Like?
Hedgehogs.
Exactly.
Livestock earn you money and vermin get killed.
And now that I'm taking over your shop,
I only need one of you.
And that's why we're going to find out
which one of you is the livestock and who the two vermin are.
And we'll start with you.
No! Lenny! Lenny's the livestock!
Look at me. Do I look like livestock to you?
Good point.
No! It was me! This is all my fault!
I ratted on you.
Look. We've found our vermin.
What the hell is wrong with you boys?
- Let us go. - Or you'll shoot me with that toy?
It's not a toy.
It's real.
I thought he was only physically handicapped!
Where did you get that, Lenny?
Do you understand what I'm saying?
Boys, this isn't any fun anymore.
You have no respect for anything, do you?
I mean, what the hell are you thinking?
You come here with some stupid garden...
I didn't think that thing actually worked.
Well done! Happy birthday, honey!
- It was too shaky. - Oh, it was too shaky?
Daddy, can you light them again?
- Sure, I can. - You can film from here.
So let's sing...
A fresh-out-of-custody drug dealer freak gets shot,
I'm sure the first place they search is Anton Koellisch High School in Rinseln
to see if two nerds are behind it.
My fingerprints are on the weapon.
You mean the weapon that blew up into a thousand pieces upon firing?
Besides, the police don't have your fingerprints on file.
I stole a Nintendo DS from Toys 'R Us once.
You did what?
Yeah, that's exactly how it happened.
The gun somehow went off and then we went home to my place.
What else should have happened?
- That's not what this is about. - I already apologized!
Dude, just say it.
It's only making it worse.
How would it help?
Seriously, Moritz.
Fuck you.
You were right.
Why is it so hard for you to say that even now, you freak?
Okay. What was I right about?
About everything.
Everything happened exactly how you said it would.
Yeah.
And how could we have avoided it?
Maybe by not letting Buba fucking catch you? For example.
What are you doing?
Hey, it's orig...
Lenny, it's still in its original packaging.
Okay, 70 percent of its value is gone!
Buba just shot himself in the head and you're fighting over a fucking toy!
Collectible!
I'll tell you what's gonna happen now, okay?
Since I myself don't feel like going to jail with you two,
I'm gonna go to your dad
and tell him about your little business here.
Since you're minors, the Buba thing will be manslaughter at worst,
and maybe a gun possession violation.
So that's maximum, let's say, three or four years.
Sound good?
But of course we'll have to tell them the whole story.
That means your part, too.
Which is?
You forced us to open the online shop.
With your long-term business partner, that guy...
What's his name again?
- Buba? - Buba.
Yes, and how you and Buba violently kidnapped
my poor friend Lennard because he wanted out.
What can I say?
I'm a really honest guy.
And remember how he broke your nose?
Because you wanted to tell your dad about it?
Sure.
At Lisa's.
A nasty story. And everyone saw it.
I can barely breathe through my nose ever since.
I think it's best if we have a chat with the police.
- You mean my father? - Yes, who loves you dearly.
- Moritz! - It's open.
Moritz, Marie is really sad that her brother isn't at her birth...
Daniel?
Have you joined MyTems now?
Awesome.
Yeah. Awesome.
Yeah.
Okay, see you in a minute. Oh, right.
A package arrived for you.
Oh, by the way,
it might be better for our business relationship
if you don't date Lisa.
- What are you doing? - Nothing special.
Mom didn't come.
Come here.
But at least Dan Riff-Raff was there.
He's a much cooler guest for your Insta story, right?
Look, a package arrived for you.
A camera?
From Mom.
The history of our country
is so much more than just World War II.
There was also World War I, the 30 Years' War,
the Seven Years' War, the French Religious Wars,
and let's not forget the Schmalkaldic War.
- Gerda? - It was a very exciting...
- I'm really sorry. - For what?
I should have looked out for you at the club.
You don't have to be sorry.
I wanted to try something new.
I also wanted to say,
I know I haven't been a great friend lately.
True.
Apology accepted.
If you like Moritz,
that's totally okay with me.
No, it's not.
I know you.
And that's okay with me.
Lisa, Gerda.
Where were we? The end of the battle.
OUR CHAT HISTORY
WELCOME BACK
I was gonna record a cassette. With 13 reasons why
I love you.
But Dad's tape recorder is broken,
so I thought about it and found 119 reasons why I love you.
Fifty-three of them are in this video.
Okay, I counted them, and it was actually 54.
What I'm trying to say is...
stay the way you are.
I really missed you this last year.
I'm so glad you're back.
DOWNLOAD PICTURE
DO YOU HAVE A PIC OF YOU?
THAT'S ME
- So? - Hi.
What's up?
The Dutch suppliers wrote us.
"Dear... Team.
Congratulations on your launch. The website is really fantastic.
We're pleased to inform you
that all future deliveries will be exclusively provided by us.
We have already clarified everything with your previous commercial partner.
We look forward to a successful future.
With kind regards,
Marlene and Beeke."
They're so great!
Just because you're doing something illegal,
it doesn't mean you have to be violent.
Like Buba.
I thought I'd cope better with seeing someone blow their brains out.
LiveLeak is a joke in comparison.
But if the police...
- If they find Buba, won't they... - Don't worry about it.
It's going to be fine.
As long as we don't do anything stupid,
and everything stays between the three of us,
everything will be fine.
MYDRUGS LOOKS AMAZING, BTW!
The article was pretty cool, wasn't it?
- What article? - You haven't read it?
I thought you guys were the nerds.
What do you even do the whole time on those computers?
I gotta piss.
Here, this is the website where I got the stuff for the party.
Urinal!
Number one most awkward place to meet.
- Can we do this outside? - No. We can't.
I need you to listen to me right now.
If I've learned anything lately,
it's that people have to talk to each other.
Even if it's awkward.
But if you try to figure it out alone, you'll never be happy.
Pills or heart emojis won't help either. Maybe not even Mrs. Stoecker.
I really like you.
But still, maybe we should press the pause button.
Not in the sense of canceling it, but...
in the sense of going back to the main menu?
Maybe I didn't change as much as I thought.
And maybe the Lisa you got to know isn't the Lisa I really am.
I don't know what you and Moritz are up to,
but it's cool that you get along.
I told you he's cool once you know him.
Yes, there's more to him than you think.
I don't want to hurt either of you.
You're both too important to me.
Okay, I'll leave you alone now.
By the way, I knew that dick pic wasn't from you.
MORITZ I JUST LOCKED OUT OUR ZIP CODE.
NO MORE DRUGS FOR RINSELN!
DANIEL HEY, IS THIS CHAT ENCRYPTED?
Fuck! Moritz! How could we have missed that?
Okay. From now on, all communication via fax.
Thank you, Daniel. What would we do without you?
The drugs are sent in these packages. Regular padded envelopes.
I'll pass it around so you can have a look.
The postmark tells us that the dealer is based somewhere in the local vicinity.
HEY GERDA, SORRY I RAN OFF SO FAST ON YOUR BIRTHDAY.
LET'S DO SOMETHING TOGETHER SOON!
Okay, Lenny!
That's what he told you?
That definitely sounds like Moritz.
So, actually, that's when things really got started.
That's when things really ran out of control.