The most sophisticated internet site in the business of selling hard drugs.
With his computer he achieved every drug dealer's dream.
Purchases are made using Bitcoins.
If they don't make any dumb mistakes, we have no chance of finding them.
He's not afraid of the consequences or the police.
He's an online superstar, and he can't talk to anyone about it.
Not a role model, but an icon!
He's definitely trying to get rich.
But for him, it's also about achieving something great.
Something that will change the world.
He's just becoming the icon of a generation.
A NETFLIX ORIGINAL SERIES
The icon of an entire generation.
We had one million euro, at seventeen.
Three hundred thousand each.
Yeah, and then...
we stopped.
That's it.
End of story.
Ah no, stop.
Now it's coming back to me.
That's not how it went at all.
To our first million and getting out of international drug trafficking!
Bitcoin is really volatile, you know.
We have 141. Strictly speaking, we only have about...
€994,000.
-Okay, then. -2002? It's older than I am.
How much did this cost?
Moritz!
Why are we even here?
To celebrate our first million and getting out of international--
Yeah I know, but why are we here?
At a fucking...
indoor ski resort?
Welcome!
-Lenny and I... -I had the idea.
At home. Alone. Yesterday.
I love mountains.
Sure, mountains are your thing.
Mountains and staircases.
Dan and I met up yesterday, sorry.
No one will bother us. I've never heard of anyone coming here.
Because it's embarrassing. Ever heard of a carbon footprint?
At least we bothered while you and your girlfriend...
Stop! You know the rule! Work-life balance.
No relationship talk at business meetings.
No one's interested in your relationship.
Okay, guys. This brings us to agenda item two.
-What was item one? -Celebrating the million.
Can we please just focus on the end of MyDrugs?
Right.
"List of ideas of what to do with my third of the MyDrugs cash after MyDrugs ends."
Maybe you shouldn't write "MyDrugs" in your Notes app.
Twice.
Besides, I still think it's lame to make a list.
Yeah, because you have no ideas.
Or don't you want to get out, Moritz?
Of course I have ideas.
But I still don't understand why he should get a third.
We talked about this.
The shipping alone. Two people can't handle 400 orders a week.
Dan's your employee. What more do you want?
Be real for a sec. We're 17 years old.
What do you even need the money for?
-Dan's also stronger than you, Mo. -Fuck off, Tobi!
We all have dirt on each other.
Let's just split it evenly before he screws up.
And we need someone blonde in the group anyway. You know?
Diversity and stuff.
So. Fuck the lists.
Tomorrow you're going to Rotterdam to tell the Dutch we're finished.
It costs €350?
What? It's that cheap online?
Huh?
And how are you going to pay for it?
I got myself one of these.
I figured, for my Bitcoins...
Lenny, please tell me his name's not on it.
-Your name is Daniel "Pirmin" Riffert? -Pirmin.
You are so fucking stupid.
You have no clue how Bitcoins work, do you?
Pirmin?
You know that this traces every MyDrugs transaction back to your name?
Lenny, when was the last time you used a coin mixer?
The day before yesterday or so...
Don't worry about it.
I'm the CTO. I'll take care of it.
-Sorry. -It's okay.
You guys know that this isn't over, even if we stop, right?
We can't just drive up in a Lamborghini Aventador-whatever
to the teachers' parking lot and say we earned it selling newspapers.
A little concentration and discretion, Daniel!
Dan!
Hey!
-What are you doing here? -I could ask you the same thing.
-Hey, mate. -What is this, volunteer work?
Or are these the losers who are programming your fitness app?
Exactly! And the best part is you can mock them to their faces
because they only speak HTML.
Gentleman, mate.
We're all going to the après-ski bar. Wanna come?
Yeah! Lemme just tell these guys.
One one. Zero. One.
Come on.
Yeah!
Daniel. Fucking. Pirmin. Fucking. Riffert.
Before you get the idea that Daniel was just as important for MyDrugs
as Lenny and me...
No.
He is to MyDrugs what Hawkeye is to the Avengers.
It would work just as well without him, but at some point he showed up,
and it's been hard to get rid of him since.
And that's fine.
This way the CEO can focus on the really important things.
Fucking moron.
You're still going through with that?
No relationship talk at business meetings.
Sending a stranger from the internet pictures of a guy with a BMI of 18,
and obviously, an IQ of 18 as well, isn't exactly a relationship.
But it's okay to stalk your girlfriend's GPS location?
I do that to protect her from MyDrugs.
And what protects MyDrugs from her always knowing where you are?
And the fact that you bang centimeters above kilos of drugs?
Well, first...
I get this alarm whenever Lisa is near our head office.
-And second... -You never bang?
We never hang out at my house.
At least my girlfriend's not a suspicious stranger from Discord,
who for all we know might be a chatbot!
I don't think it's gonna last much longer anyway.
-She thinks I'm being distant and... -Really?
Who are you being distant to?
You know I just do that so we don't blow our cover?
Okay.
So, what did you talk about?
Private matter between Lenny and me.
Nerd stuff.
One. Zero zero. One.
It's about a girl from Discord. She's always writing to me.
Well, she's wanted to meet up for a while, but...
I'm totally ghosting her.
What are you doing? It's locked.
Yeah, and?
-No! Wait a sec! What are you doing? -Getting you a date.
Don't scroll up. There's...
-There's pictures of my dick! -Why didn't you say so?
Oh, God, with MyDrugs finished, you really need something new to do.
Fuck! She's typing.
-What have you done? -Lenny's meeting a girl who likes him.
-What's the fucking problem? -You're the fucking problem!
Hey, just cancel it. Okay?
-Say you have diarrhea! -Okay.
Do not cancel it.
-You have great digestion. -You think so?
You guys figure this out, okay?
I have to go. Work-life balance. So we don't blow our cover.
-See you tomorrow. -What do you mean tomorrow?
-You're going to Rotterdam to tell them-- -Yeah. I'll handle it.
€437.40.
Can I still pay with this just once?
I mean, one ride down on a sled
does the same for your carbon footprint as a flight to Bali does.
It's absurd.
Typical symptom of a structurally weak region.
Imagine you're investing in a ski hall. Where would you build it?
In a place where there's nothing?
Right. Not even a fucking hill.
Fucking Rinseln.
Just so it's clear,
in case anyone thought I was in a relationship with Gerda,
we had one date.
I think we were both looking for something else.
Of course, it's not always easy to balance private and professional life.
The only chance you have is to strictly separate them.
Everything before 6 p.m. is for MyDrugs, well, and a bit of school.
And everything after 6 p.m. is for Lisa.
The one can't have anything to do with the other.
No overlapping...
Ever.
I read an article yesterday that made me think of you.
Here. About...
MyDrugs.
It's the shop that Gerda ordered from.
Like Amazon, but for drugs.
You've heard about this, right?
He's some young start-up geek too. A super weird story.
He even talks a little like you. Wait, here for example...
I mean, he's probably a fucking genius.
But he could've invented something useful.
He can't look anyone in the eye.
Yeah, but the site's usability does look impressive.
What?
"But the site's usability does look impressive!"
It's not a bad idea.
You can get drugs without the internet.
But on the internet, at least you don't get stabbed by a junkie.
No! Don't die!
Not now!
Everything okay?
About tomorrow, I might not be able to make it...
by six, because of MyTems.
Not a big deal.
I'll just come to your place and wait for you.
We haven't been there in ages.
And I really don't have any problem with the size of your...
room!
We won't be at my place.
Tomorrow's not good.
At six my dad's new girlfriend is coming.
If you're there, at least I won't have to listen to them fuck alone.
I need you!
If your work-life balance tips too much in one direction,
you have to ask yourself two things:
First, are both sides still important to you?
And second, how far are you willing to go to balance them out again?
...no longer fulfill my role and responsibilities as CEO.
Unfortunately, this day has come now.
With a heavy heart, I need to inform you that we won't continue with MyXXX.
I have always said that if the day ever came
when I could no longer fulfill my role and responsibilities...
Oh... I'm so fucked because of Kira. No idea what I should do.
Either I cancel her and lose her forever,
or I tell her the truth and lose her forever.
...when I could no longer fulfill my role and responsibilities as CEO...
M1000?
Good alias.
Thanks.
You really are a...
How do you say it in German? A genius?
Can you say that?
Yeah, you can say that.
In German, I mean.
I mean, I think that was the word you were looking for.
Mia.
M1000.
Everyone here knows your name is Moritz. You're kind of a celebrity.
-In case you'll be here more often. -Is this the WiFi password?
Moritz!
Fifty-seven.
Fifty-eight.
Hey! Answer the door!
It's just one of your stupid friends anyway.
Hello? Who is it?
Yeah, it's Lenny. I'm here for Dan.
You see? I was right!
Hi.
Spit it out. It can't be that bad.
I...
You like me, don't you?
I knew it.
What? What do you mean, you knew it?
Well, you're constantly sneaking photos of me,
you've never had a girlfriend and...
And your taste in films.
Huh? What do you have against my taste in films?
For the last time, Call Me By Your Name is an amazing film!
Never mind if you're... Oh, fuck it.
I did want to talk about the photos.
The girl you set me up with... I sent her a picture of you.
And since I wanted to keep chatting with her...
I sent her a few more.
Like six...
ty.
And now she thinks I'm you.
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
It's catfishing. People online do it.
-There's even a word for it? -And a subreddit.
Hey. If you want my advice... Just go there and tell her the truth.
She's writing to you.
She likes you for who you are, not what you look like.
Trust me, it happens to me all the time.
Dan, this isn't a fucking fairytale.
Think about it. Who would want to date me?
A guy in a wheelchair with a fat arse and a tumor above it.
I know you don't understand. But...
For me...
it's enough to write to her.
I thought, if you'd just go there for me, then...
Fine, I'll help you.
-Really? -Yeah, I think it's a dumb idea but...
Fuck it!
Thanks, man!
I can't wait to finally see her.
-What? -You're coming with me?
-Yes! -Isn't that mega creepy?
-I'll sit nearby. Do you have a pen? -So creepy!
Without some nerd knowledge you'll never survive the date.
Right, best game of the year. Write this down!
Best game of the year: God of War.
Why? It's simply perfect.
Biggest disappointment: Fallout 76.
Why? Utter bullshit.
The thing is full of bugs. No idea what they were thinking.
It looks like it's ten years old.
Could we stop by the barber's first?
She prefers your hair short.
And if I were you, I'd shower, too.
Come on, we don't have forever.
Death Stranding: masterpiece.
Left Alive: atrocious.
The Outer Worlds: unfathomable.
Anthem: I still can't believe how bad that was.
We are very excited about how our collaboration has developed.
And it has enormous potential.
Cheers.
But what did you actually want to discuss with us?
I, um...
Excuse me?
I have a question.
What would happen, if...
if we, let's say, didn't want to continue working...
on MyDrugs?
Would that actually be a... big problem?
In Holland, we have a saying, you know?
That means something like...
You can't force the horse...
Yeah, you can pull the horse to the water...
But you can't force it to drown.
Not drown. Drink!
It's drink. Force it to drink.
Force it to swallow. You can't force the horse to swallow.
-Swallow. That's not... -Paard means swallow.
Okay, whatever.
You can get out any time.
Any time.
But we would continue with MyDrugs.
-That would be in your interest, no? -Is that why you're here today?
I am...
I'm here today to...
I'm here today to discuss our future.
I have a few ideas about our customer development.
And I analyzed our user data.
And we still have great growth potential among 16-20 year olds.
Looking at our vanity metrics, our engagement rate will clearly improve.
Maybe a loyalty program...
Subscriptions... Referrals... A seal of quality...
The same with gender demographics...
I think we need to reach out more.
"Girls Day..." on Instagram, Facebook, Twitter.
With our growth rate and the ideas I have,
in max two years, we could become the world's largest ecstasy supplier.
I have to get going. I have another important meeting.
I can drive you, if you want.
Yeah! Thanks.
Hey. I'm not putting on your chemistry T-shirt.
-That's physics. -Whatever!
What's wrong with my shirt? It's my dating shirt!
I don't know. It looks...
spongy.
What the fuck?
Just go inside! If she sees us, we're screwed anyway.
Yeah.
Lenny!
Hey, Kira!
So I didn't fall for a chatbot after all!
Crazy!
This is the first time in internet history
that someone looks better in real life than in their photos.
And what were you up to today?
I gamed, you know.
But not on Discord.
Nah, you don't always have to... Right?
So what did you play?
Well, definitely not God of War, right?
Why not?
It's full of bugs. Can we order at the table?
Excuse me!
Am I making you nervous?
No!
Why?
Because you look like I just started dissing your beloved vi again.
Hm?
My vi...
No way! I mean, you can't...
Come on. You can't just... my vi?
Is everything okay?
I'll get us drinks.
Hey, Lenny! What is this?
Come back here.
You have to ask me what I want to drink.
-Cherry-banana juice, please. -Coming right up!
That's how women react to me. Should I...
Should I abort?
Lenny!
Are you gonna come over so we can start with the real date?
Are you coming?
If you keep it up, you'll have one of these in your garage soon.
Sure. A sixth-former with a Tesla.
-Real subtle. -That's why we have the soda.
That way no one's surprised that I drive a car like this.
You guys need one, too.
A fake business.
Next time you come, present us with an idea for one.
And if we don't like it, then we'll kill you.
And if you can't think of any, we have a few ideas to fall back on.
Yeah, we'll figure something out.
Could we maybe drive a little faster?
I'm really in kind of a hurry.
If I go any faster, the battery won't last for the drive back.
-What are you doing? -I'm only at five percent.
No! It sucks way too much energy.
Take it out.
Two percent less.
Thanks a lot.
-Yeah, but I didn't tell you my full name. -But you said where you live.
I just put in "Lennard" and "Rinseln"...
and hoped you wouldn't be a fifty-year-old undertaker.
He's actually quite cute.
The woman's smarter than you, my friend.
As if I could've kept up with this, with "vi" and whatever.
Really? Editors? On our first date?
Yeah! Until you finally get it.
Vi has only two modes: "beep non-stop" and "break everything."
Oh, EMacs is way better.
Until your hands fall off from all the shortcuts.
You should be glad you're so cute. Usually, I don't even talk to vi users.
Okay, you freaks, I'll leave you to it.
Pick you up in two hours? I saw a McFit back there.
Better make it three?
Cool, then I'll go to Vapiano, too.
-Do I get a kiss goodbye? -Nah. That really took a lot out of me.
Have fun!
Ah, this is a nice area.
-Doesn't your girlfriend live around here? -Uh... no.
Oh!
You wanted to expand, right?
Compliments from the chef.
Two birds, one stone.
Can I help you?
I'm Moritz, Lisa's boyfriend.
I can vouch for him.
Come in, Mo.
"Oh my stud...
I dreamed about you!
I wanted to touch myself all day."
"What did you dream?"
"What do you think I dreamed of?"
"You tell me."
"Well first...
we went shopping...
and on the escalator, you touched me between my legs.
Then I was standing in the cereal section and..."
Oh, it's boring. Go to page four.
-Where did you get this? -His phone was on the kitchen table.
Okay, go. Page four.
-"We need eggs and..." -Mo, the part after that.
What he wrote.
Moritz?
-Forget it. I'm not reading it. -Do it!
Okay. "I'd lick you senseless."
"Oh, yes, lick me, Superman. I want to come so bad."
It's worse than Jeff Bezos's sexts with that Fox host.
Oh, boy.
This sucks.
You wait your whole life to grow up and get all this chaos out of your brain.
Only to find out that you're gonna get even crazier.
Do you ever wish none of it happened?
-Hm? -The divorce and all.
What am I supposed to do? Run away?
I can't believe how you deal with it.
I mean, how strong you are to be able to handle it all.
All this shit at home and school, too...
Sometimes I think about how it's all becoming too much for me, and I...
I don't know.
I'd understand if you just got out of here.
But not too far away.
I love the dreamers
The ghosts of new beginnings
Who recognize seeds everywhere
Who don't take failures too seriously
And always name the good
Not those who claim to know the future from A to Z
Who view enthusiasm as naiveté
Who wrap up their old fears
Disguised as advice
And smack you with them
I owe life the glow in my eyes
When will you shine?
I love the ones who try out ideas
Morning.
Who cheat experience
Who wiggle through failures and hold on
And whose eyes shine
When they ask
I owe life the glow in my eyes
When will you shine?
They'll kill us if we get out now.
They said that?
Word for word.
I have to work for them for the rest of my life?
And not even get paid,
because it's too complicated to convert Bitcoins into cash?
Fuck my life!
What do we do now?
They said, only until we've got five million.
Now you tell us that?
Well, five each. Fifteen in total.
Guys, I did the math. If we...
If we expand and implement some of my new ideas,
we'll easily get there by graduation.
The Dutch had another condition.
They want us to come up with a fake business.
To launder the money.
So we can spend some, too.
I really didn't want this.
Hey.
Hey, Mo! Mo?
Yeah?
We're a team, okay?
-We're a team, okay? -Yeah.
Yeah, we're in this together now.
You don't have to go it alone.
Next time, we'll go to the Dutch together.
-No, it's fine. I can go alone. -No, Dan is right.
Then let's fucking make a few million more, huh?
Toast.
Yeah, on we go.
Just between us: Always telling the truth is for cowards.
Lying takes courage.
Lies are simply an investment in your future.
And like any good investment, nothing can go wrong.
As long as you stay on top of things.
Dad! Come on!
Marie is going horseback riding.
That's nice.
At that farm with the lady whose crazy son shot himself dead.
She's so nice!
But you know what's even better?
Lisa is moving in with us.
You said I shouldn't go too far away.
I need to clean up my bedroom first.