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(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SCREAMING)

3
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(ALL SCREAMING)

4
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(WHISTLE BLOWS)

5
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

6
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(ALL CHEERING)

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MAN 1: All aboard, girls!

8
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Bye!

9
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(BUS HONKING)

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MAN 2: Welcome home, honey!
GIRL 1: Hi, Daddy!

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Hi, Mom!

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-Mom!
-Hi!

13
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Hi! (LAUGHS)

14
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Wait. Did you get taller?

15
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-Yes, I did.
-Wow.

16
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So good. Okay. Oh, here it is.

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-Let's get your trunk.
-MARGARET: Yes.

18
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I double-parked the car
and they're already mad at me.

19
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-What car?
-Oh, we bought a car.

20
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-We bought got a car?
-Yeah!

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-What for?
-I'll explain later.

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It's that big blue one
right over there.

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-(HONKING)
-In the middle of the road.

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-MAN 3: Hey, lady,
you kidding me?
-BARBARA: Sorry!

25
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-Sorry, we're going.
One second.
-There's my girl!

26
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Grandma!

27
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-Ah!
-(HONKING CONTINUES)

28
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-Oh, God, I missed you!
-MARGARET: Me, too!

29
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Lady, you can't stop
in the middle of the street.
Let's go!

30
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-I'm sorry. Promise,
two more seconds.
-Come on, lady.

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Welcome home gift.

32
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-Oh, you made this?
-From scratch.

33
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-Aw!
-It's cashmere.

34
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I did everything

35
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-but shave the goat.
-(GIGGLES)

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-Margaret! Can you just...
-MAN 3: Let's go, ladies.

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I'm so sorry. Yeah,
get the bottom there.

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-Okay. You got it.
-Here we go. Okay.

39
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-Right on, girls.
-All right, here we go.

40
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-Oh, God.
-Heavy.

41
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Watch out for the...

42
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-Watch out for the bike.
-Oh, God.

43
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BARBARA: Here we go.

44
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
I would've done it.

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BARBARA: Oh, hi!

46
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I would've done it.
Please, please.

47
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-Oh, my God. Amazing.
-We got it.

48
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-Dad!
-Hello! Oh, my goodness!

49
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-I'm so glad to see you.
-Me, too!

50
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Look at that! What happened?

51
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-So, how was camp?
-It was amazing.

52
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-So, you were in a play?
-Yep!

53
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Oh, my God. That's incredible.

54
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-What are those boxes for?
-Don't worry about that.

55
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I want to hear
more about camp.

56
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What else did you learn?

57
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-What else did you do?
-You're moving.

58
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-What?
-Really, Mom?

59
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-Sylvia. You promised.
-Oh, wow.

60
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We're moving?

61
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Look, it's...
Look, we we're...

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SYLVIA: She saw the boxes.

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-She was putting it together.
-I don't think she was.

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-We're moving?
-Okay.

65
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HERB: Just...

66
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Look, we wanted you
to settle in

67
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before we sprung the news.

68
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But, um, your dad
got his promotion.

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HERB: Yeah. Isn't that great?
BARBARA: And we found

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-this great house.
-HERB: Oh, the best house.

71
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-The best house.
-Where?

72
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Well, that's the thing.
We got really lucky. And...

73
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-New Jersey.
-HERB: Ah...

74
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-New Jersey?
-I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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-(HERB GROANS)
-I said I'd stay out of it.

76
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We're leaving New York?

77
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Barely leaving New York.

78
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It's just on the other side
of the river.

79
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But...

80
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But we're happy here.
We don't need to move.

81
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No, we don't need to move
but we want to move. Right?

82
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I don't.

83
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I'll have to leave
all of my friends

84
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and change schools

85
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and I'll never
see Grandma anymore.

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BARBARA: That is not true.

87
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Look, you're going to keep
all your friends here

88
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and you're going to make more
friends. And listen to this.

89
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I'm not going to work anymore.

90
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Do you know what that means?

91
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That means that I'm not going
to be gone all the time.

92
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Running from class to class.

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God. Do you know how
bad I felt about that?

94
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But you love teaching art.

95
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I do, I do, but...

96
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But this is,
this is our opportunity.

97
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I'll be home now.

98
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I can be home with you
every single day.

99
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I'll get involved
at your school,

100
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just like
all your friends' moms.

101
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And we'll have family dinners
and I'll learn to cook.

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(CHUCKLES)

103
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BARBARA: I know it's a lot.

104
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Can you just
try to believe us?

105
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Yeah.

106
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Mmm.

107
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I love you so much. Come here.

108
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Come here. You, too.
And you, Sylvia.

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-Sylvia. Come on.
-HERB: Come on, Mom. Come on.

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BARBARA: Come on.
You know you want to.

111
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Faster.

112
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Okay, okay,
I'm coming, I'm coming.

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BARBARA: There we go.
SYLVIA: Oh, my darling.

114
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I'm never
going to see you again.

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HERB: Oh, Jesus.

116
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-Wow.
-So dramatic all the time.

117
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What are you
taking her over there

118
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with the schmucks
and the condos

119
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on the other side
of the Hudson?

120
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But we're not going to be
in a condo.

121
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SYLVIA: And those
mafia diners,

122
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where they shoot each other...

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(ARGUING INDISTINCTLY)

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(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

125
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

126
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(SIGHS) God...

127
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(SIGHS)

128
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God?

129
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Are you there, God?

130
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It's me... Margaret Simon.

131
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Um...

132
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I just wanted... Well...

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First, I've, I've heard a lot
of great things about you.

134
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I don't want to move.

135
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I've never lived anywhere
but the city, and...

136
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I... I don't want to do this.

137
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Please, I'm begging you.

138
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Just please, just stop
this move from happening.

139
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Um, if...
if you can't do that...

140
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Just please don't let
New Jersey be too horrible.

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(SIGHS HEAVILY)

142
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(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

143
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-You're gonna have
to hurry up, all right?
-Okay, Dad!

144
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(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

145
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(CHILDREN LAUGHING)

146
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BARBARA: Okay, you.
You need some light.

147
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(SNIFFS) Oh, God.

148
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They smell bad?

149
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Oh, they don't
smell good, honey.

150
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-You're going to be there
very soon. Believe me.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)

151
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MARGARET: I'll get it.

152
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I already know
your name's Margaret

153
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and you're in sixth grade.

154
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The real estate agent
sent out,

155
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like, a tiny flyer about you
to the whole neighborhood.

156
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It was, like, this big
and it had your picture.

157
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Oh, okay.

158
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I'm Nancy.
I'm in sixth grade, too.

159
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Do you want to
come over to my house

160
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and run under
the sprinklers with me?

161
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Oh. I don't know.

162
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You don't know?

163
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Oh, no, no, no.
I just mean I'll have to ask.

164
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Um, just a second.

165
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-Mom?
-Yeah?

166
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There's a girl
from the neighborhood

167
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who asked if I could go
under the sprinklers with her.

168
00:09:07,523 --> 00:09:09,787
Oh, that's great. Yeah.

169
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I need my bathing suit.

170
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Good luck finding it in here.

171
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That's all right.
She can borrow one of mine.

172
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Oh, hello.

173
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Nancy Wheeler.
I live in the bigger house
up the street.

174
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Come on, let's go.

175
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Whose class are you in
at Delano?

176
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Um...

177
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The letter said "Room 18."

178
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I'm in room 18, too!

179
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We were supposed to have
Miss Phipps,

180
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but she ran off
with some guy to California,

181
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so we're going to get
a new teacher now.

182
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Come on. Room's upstairs.

183
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Voila.

184
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My bathing suit's over here.

185
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Um...

186
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-Here. It's clean.
-Thanks.

187
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-Where should I change?
-What's wrong with here?

188
00:10:04,144 --> 00:10:07,383
Nothing. I don't mind
if you don't mind.

189
00:10:07,419 --> 00:10:08,984
(SCOFFS) Why would I mind?

190
00:10:23,499 --> 00:10:25,066
You're still flat.

191
00:10:25,598 --> 00:10:26,635
Um...

192
00:10:26,670 --> 00:10:29,202
Well, I'm already growing.
See?

193
00:10:30,203 --> 00:10:32,007
I'm going to have
a pretty big chest.

194
00:10:34,910 --> 00:10:36,206
You know,
coming from New York,

195
00:10:36,242 --> 00:10:38,448
I thought you'd be
a lot more grown up.

196
00:10:38,483 --> 00:10:39,784
Have you ever kissed a boy?

197
00:10:40,819 --> 00:10:43,582
You mean, like, really kiss?
Like, on the lips?

198
00:10:43,618 --> 00:10:45,691
Yeah. Have you?

199
00:10:46,290 --> 00:10:48,053
Not exactly.

200
00:10:48,088 --> 00:10:51,095
Neither have I,
but I practice a lot.

201
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You want to see?

202
00:11:01,702 --> 00:11:03,137
(KISSING LOUDLY)

203
00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:13,952
(LAUGHING)

204
00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:15,012
What?

205
00:11:15,048 --> 00:11:16,147
-Sorry.
-You have to practice

206
00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:18,185
or else you won't
be a good kisser.

207
00:11:19,653 --> 00:11:21,089
Ready to go?

208
00:11:22,028 --> 00:11:22,855
Sure.

209
00:11:22,890 --> 00:11:24,228
(60'S FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING)

210
00:11:24,263 --> 00:11:26,127
Follow the leader.

211
00:11:27,662 --> 00:11:29,031
Yeah, watch me.

212
00:11:39,311 --> 00:11:40,339
(BOTH LAUGHING)

213
00:11:42,041 --> 00:11:44,013
-I'm a supermodel.
-Okay.

214
00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:47,844
(YELPS)

215
00:11:47,880 --> 00:11:48,949
(BOYS LAUGHING)

216
00:11:48,984 --> 00:11:51,655
-Evan, you stupid idiot!
-I'm sorry.

217
00:11:51,691 --> 00:11:53,289
You're such a great model,
by the way.

218
00:11:53,325 --> 00:11:54,357
Who are they?

219
00:11:54,393 --> 00:11:55,492
It's my dumb brother

220
00:11:55,528 --> 00:11:56,526
-and his stupid friend.
-Hey.

221
00:11:56,562 --> 00:11:58,459
-Mom!
-That was uncalled for.

222
00:11:58,494 --> 00:11:59,490
Who are you?

223
00:12:00,667 --> 00:12:02,994
Margaret. Um, we moved in
down the street.

224
00:12:03,029 --> 00:12:04,636
Oh, so you're the new people?

225
00:12:04,671 --> 00:12:06,063
Ask your dad if he wants me
to cut the lawn.

226
00:12:06,098 --> 00:12:07,639
Five bucks, and I trim, too.

227
00:12:07,674 --> 00:12:10,138
MRS. WHEELER: Evan!
Get over here right now!

228
00:12:10,873 --> 00:12:12,338
-(SIGHS) I got to go.
-Dude...

229
00:12:14,741 --> 00:12:15,979
(BOY GRUNTS)

230
00:12:21,454 --> 00:12:23,052
Got to get us more birdseed.

231
00:12:23,650 --> 00:12:25,286
Yeah.

232
00:12:25,321 --> 00:12:28,554
My name's Moose. Moose Freed.
I live down the street, too.

233
00:12:28,589 --> 00:12:29,828
Um...

234
00:12:30,861 --> 00:12:31,989
Yeah, but don't forget
to ask your dad

235
00:12:32,024 --> 00:12:33,865
about the lawn thingy.

236
00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:36,164
Yeah. (CHUCKLES) I won't.

237
00:12:37,231 --> 00:12:38,963
(SIGHS) Oh,
now I got to go see Evan.

238
00:12:38,998 --> 00:12:40,905
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

239
00:12:43,544 --> 00:12:45,242
Sorry you got stuck
with Moose.

240
00:12:45,278 --> 00:12:47,142
Oh, that's okay.

241
00:12:47,810 --> 00:12:50,209
Anyways, listen, Margaret.

242
00:12:50,245 --> 00:12:52,850
I've decided I want you
to join my secret club.

243
00:12:52,886 --> 00:12:55,452
There's three of us
and I'm letting in one more.

244
00:12:55,487 --> 00:12:56,621
But you can't wear socks

245
00:12:56,657 --> 00:12:58,120
or else the others
might not want you.

246
00:12:58,685 --> 00:12:59,924
Oh.

247
00:13:00,689 --> 00:13:01,786
See you later.

248
00:13:01,821 --> 00:13:03,026
(DOOR OPENS)

249
00:13:05,131 --> 00:13:07,932
MARGARET:<i> Are you there, God?</i>
<i>It's me, Margaret, again.</i>

250
00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:14,999
It's the first day
of school tomorrow.

251
00:13:15,034 --> 00:13:16,674
I met this girl, Nancy.

252
00:13:16,709 --> 00:13:18,977
I don't really know
if she liked me.

253
00:13:19,012 --> 00:13:24,575
I think she just expected me
to be different or something.

254
00:13:26,213 --> 00:13:29,981
Anyway, well,
it did get me thinking.

255
00:13:30,016 --> 00:13:33,317
Maybe it is time for...

256
00:13:33,352 --> 00:13:37,361
things to be happening
around here?

257
00:13:37,396 --> 00:13:38,424
(KNOCKING AT DOOR)

258
00:13:39,132 --> 00:13:40,162
Come in.

259
00:13:41,299 --> 00:13:43,363
Look.

260
00:13:43,399 --> 00:13:44,901
MARGARET:<i> Anyway, just think</i>
<i>about what I mentioned.</i>

261
00:13:44,936 --> 00:13:46,032
BARBARA: It was in
with the bathroom stuff.

262
00:13:46,068 --> 00:13:47,636
I found this, too,
if you need it.

263
00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:48,704
MARGARET:<i> Thanks, God.</i>

264
00:13:48,739 --> 00:13:50,540
-Thanks, Mom.
-Mmm-hmm.

265
00:13:50,575 --> 00:13:51,976
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

266
00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:54,573
Oh, wow, look at you.

267
00:13:54,609 --> 00:13:57,548
BARBARA: Are you ready
for your first day?
How you feeling?

268
00:13:57,583 --> 00:13:59,181
It's going to be great, right?

269
00:13:59,217 --> 00:14:02,817
And if it's not great, first
days don't count anyways.

270
00:14:02,852 --> 00:14:04,052
-Right?
-BARBARA: Exactly.

271
00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:05,317
-HERB: All right.
See you later.
-Bye!

272
00:14:05,353 --> 00:14:08,325
-HERB: Bye!
-Did I not
unpack your socks?

273
00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:10,988
Oh, um, uh...

274
00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:12,056
I don't want socks.

275
00:14:12,092 --> 00:14:14,265
Why? You'll get blisters.

276
00:14:14,301 --> 00:14:15,593
I just don't.

277
00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:18,470
(SUCKS TEETH) Okay.

278
00:14:18,505 --> 00:14:19,766
(LAWN MOWER STARTS OUTSIDE)

279
00:14:19,801 --> 00:14:21,302
Oh. Oh, wait. Dad!

280
00:14:22,904 --> 00:14:25,069
-Hey, hey, Dad!
-Yeah!

281
00:14:25,104 --> 00:14:26,604
-Hey. Um...
-Hey.

282
00:14:28,008 --> 00:14:29,140
I forgot to ask you.

283
00:14:29,175 --> 00:14:30,814
Um, a boy named Moose asked

284
00:14:30,849 --> 00:14:32,982
if he can cut our lawn
for five bucks.

285
00:14:33,018 --> 00:14:35,718
Moose? Well, tell him thanks,
but no, thanks.

286
00:14:35,753 --> 00:14:37,019
I just got a new power mower

287
00:14:37,055 --> 00:14:39,257
and I'm really excited
for the grass to grow.

288
00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:40,620
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

289
00:14:40,655 --> 00:14:42,789
-All right. Knock 'em dead
today, all right, sweetie?
-Okay.

290
00:14:42,824 --> 00:14:44,523
-Okay.
-Bye.

291
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:48,494
I just need to warn you
one more time about the socks.

292
00:14:51,202 --> 00:14:54,005
-(LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES)
-(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

293
00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:14,685
Oh, Margaret's here.

294
00:15:20,096 --> 00:15:23,666
Hello. Good,
I thought you'd forget.

295
00:15:23,701 --> 00:15:24,767
Guys, this is Margaret,

296
00:15:24,803 --> 00:15:26,102
the one
I was telling you about.

297
00:15:26,138 --> 00:15:28,267
-Margaret, this is Janie.
-Hi, nice to meet you.

298
00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:30,300
-Yeah, you, too.
-And this is Gretchen.

299
00:15:30,336 --> 00:15:33,173
-So, you're the fourth.
-Yeah.

300
00:15:33,209 --> 00:15:35,242
Well, you're lucky
we saved you a seat.

301
00:15:35,278 --> 00:15:38,115
Or else you'd be sitting
next to Norman Fisher.

302
00:15:40,682 --> 00:15:42,182
Ugh.

303
00:15:42,217 --> 00:15:44,990
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, don't look.

304
00:15:45,823 --> 00:15:48,321
Philip Leroy just walked in.

305
00:15:48,357 --> 00:15:51,154
I was praying so hard
he'd be in our class.

306
00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:52,591
Who's Philip Leroy?

307
00:15:53,466 --> 00:15:54,659
Take a guess.

308
00:16:03,070 --> 00:16:04,372
Is that our teacher?

309
00:16:05,445 --> 00:16:08,078
Her? (GIGGLES) No.

310
00:16:08,113 --> 00:16:11,049
That's Laura Danker.
Stay away from her, okay?

311
00:16:11,716 --> 00:16:12,950
My brother says that

312
00:16:12,985 --> 00:16:15,118
she goes behind the A&P
with him and Moose

313
00:16:15,154 --> 00:16:17,583
-and lets them feel her up.
-(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

314
00:16:20,123 --> 00:16:22,423
-(DOOR CLOSES)
-(MAN CLEARS THROAT)

315
00:16:24,357 --> 00:16:26,291
Good morning, class.
(CHUCKLES)

316
00:16:26,327 --> 00:16:27,894
First, let me
introduce myself.

317
00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:30,296
I am Mr. Benedict.

318
00:16:30,331 --> 00:16:33,038
And I'm your new
sixth grade teacher.

319
00:16:34,236 --> 00:16:35,634
Please complete
the following sentences

320
00:16:35,670 --> 00:16:39,110
so we can get to know each
other a little better, yeah?

321
00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:42,773
Now, I'll begin, just to
start things off for you guys.

322
00:16:43,847 --> 00:16:45,147
I love that I'm finally

323
00:16:45,182 --> 00:16:47,514
getting to be a teacher
for the first time.

324
00:16:49,389 --> 00:16:50,385
I hate...

325
00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:52,286
feeling self-conscious

326
00:16:52,321 --> 00:16:53,583
trying not to feel
self-conscious because

327
00:16:53,619 --> 00:16:56,256
then you only feel
more self-conscious

328
00:16:56,291 --> 00:16:57,387
and then you're blabbing
in front of

329
00:16:57,422 --> 00:16:58,655
a whole bunch of kids. Um...

330
00:16:58,691 --> 00:17:01,726
I'm looking forward to
the year with you all.

331
00:17:02,294 --> 00:17:04,333
Okay, uh, your turn.

332
00:17:14,306 --> 00:17:15,641
(WHISPERING) Pass it on.

333
00:17:22,622 --> 00:17:24,683
(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING)

334
00:17:28,494 --> 00:17:30,524
Yes. Okay.

335
00:17:37,396 --> 00:17:39,698
Can any of you go in here?

336
00:17:42,771 --> 00:17:44,208
Ugh, no.

337
00:17:45,138 --> 00:17:46,837
Back in the box.

338
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:04,662
Okay. All right. Enough.

339
00:18:04,697 --> 00:18:06,494
Enough, enough, enough.

340
00:18:17,171 --> 00:18:18,836
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

341
00:18:19,844 --> 00:18:21,613
-Hello?
-Guess who?

342
00:18:21,648 --> 00:18:23,808
Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um...

343
00:18:24,743 --> 00:18:27,614
-Margaret's not home yet.
<i>-It's 3:32.</i>

344
00:18:27,981 --> 00:18:29,385
<i>Yeah?</i>

345
00:18:29,421 --> 00:18:32,483
You said she's out at 3:15
and the walk is ten minutes.

346
00:18:32,519 --> 00:18:34,559
Yes, I did say that.
But, well...

347
00:18:34,594 --> 00:18:35,554
I'm sure she'll be

348
00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:37,261
walking through that door
any minute now.

349
00:18:37,826 --> 00:18:39,060
Well...

350
00:18:39,095 --> 00:18:41,859
Okay. I guess I'll just wait.

351
00:18:42,831 --> 00:18:43,861
Okay.

352
00:18:46,969 --> 00:18:48,772
So, how are you?

353
00:18:48,808 --> 00:18:52,140
I am fine. I'm good. Yes.

354
00:18:52,175 --> 00:18:54,311
-And how are you?
<i>-Oh, fine.</i>

355
00:18:54,346 --> 00:18:56,640
I read that when you don't
have any loved ones around

356
00:18:56,676 --> 00:18:59,247
your life expectancy
drops drastically,

357
00:18:59,282 --> 00:19:00,913
but, you know,
I've had a good run.

358
00:19:00,948 --> 00:19:02,447
(LAUGHS)

359
00:19:02,483 --> 00:19:05,890
You have.
You really have. Um...

360
00:19:05,926 --> 00:19:08,226
Margaret is here.
Just a second.

361
00:19:09,194 --> 00:19:11,394
-It's Grandma.
-Oh. Where's the Band-Aids?

362
00:19:11,992 --> 00:19:13,423
Mmm.

363
00:19:13,458 --> 00:19:15,229
-Grandma!
<i>-Honey!</i>

364
00:19:15,265 --> 00:19:17,735
How's New Jersey?
Are you okay?

365
00:19:17,771 --> 00:19:19,432
You can tell me the truth.

366
00:19:19,468 --> 00:19:20,964
You know,
it's actually not that bad.

367
00:19:22,536 --> 00:19:26,007
Well, that's great news!
Wonderful news.

368
00:19:26,042 --> 00:19:27,475
Anyway, I was thinking

369
00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:30,441
that you could come visit
the weekend after next.

370
00:19:30,476 --> 00:19:32,079
<i>I'll get tickets to a show.</i>

371
00:19:32,114 --> 00:19:33,445
You can stay overnight,

372
00:19:33,481 --> 00:19:35,280
we'll have
a little slumber party.

373
00:19:35,316 --> 00:19:36,720
That could be fun, right?

374
00:19:36,755 --> 00:19:38,119
Oh, I'd love that.

375
00:19:38,154 --> 00:19:40,454
Oh, I knew you would. Great.

376
00:19:40,490 --> 00:19:42,352
And I'll tell your mother
it was your idea.

377
00:19:42,387 --> 00:19:44,159
-Okay?
<i>-Okay.</i>

378
00:19:44,194 --> 00:19:47,128
-Bye. Bye.
<i>-Bye, sweetheart.</i>

379
00:19:47,163 --> 00:19:48,662
-Bye. (LAUGHS)
<i>-Love you.</i>

380
00:19:52,597 --> 00:19:54,939
Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's?

381
00:19:54,975 --> 00:19:56,701
Right now?
But you just got home.

382
00:19:56,736 --> 00:19:58,241
I haven't even heard
about your day yet.

383
00:19:58,277 --> 00:20:01,138
-I know, but can I go?
-Can I have one word?

384
00:20:01,174 --> 00:20:03,141
Ugh... Uh?

385
00:20:03,177 --> 00:20:04,246
Is that a word?

386
00:20:04,281 --> 00:20:07,115
-Can I go? Bye.
-Yes, yes, okay, go.

387
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,253
-I love you. Bye!
-Bye!

388
00:20:09,289 --> 00:20:12,220
NANCY: Freddy was like,
"Boom, boom, look at me!"

389
00:20:12,255 --> 00:20:13,684
He's like,
"Make up your mind!"

390
00:20:13,719 --> 00:20:15,389
-She wants attention.
-Obviously.

391
00:20:15,424 --> 00:20:17,354
I know.
With her "boobala joobeelee."

392
00:20:17,389 --> 00:20:19,361
-(LAUGHS)
-Hi!

393
00:20:19,396 --> 00:20:21,332
We were talking about
Laura Danker again.

394
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:24,462
Yeah. And how she got
even bigger over the summer.

395
00:20:24,497 --> 00:20:26,832
Yeah, she looked so grown up.

396
00:20:26,867 --> 00:20:28,767
NANCY: You know she's worn
a bra since fourth grade?

397
00:20:28,803 --> 00:20:30,672
And I bet you a dollar
she gets her period, too.

398
00:20:30,708 --> 00:20:32,570
GRETCHEN: Well,
I know for sure
someone in the school does.

399
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:34,840
-How?
-I always check the bins.

400
00:20:34,875 --> 00:20:36,741
-You know those little bins
in the stall?
-Mmm.

401
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:39,515
All right. Let's get down
to business, huh?

402
00:20:40,347 --> 00:20:41,513
-First of all...
-Thanks.

403
00:20:41,549 --> 00:20:43,615
...this secret club
is a secret.

404
00:20:43,651 --> 00:20:46,483
Nobody tells anybody
what happens here,

405
00:20:46,518 --> 00:20:47,785
-all right?
-Duh.

406
00:20:47,821 --> 00:20:50,027
NANCY: Second, if you want
to be in the club,

407
00:20:50,063 --> 00:20:51,927
then you have to
follow the rules.

408
00:20:51,963 --> 00:20:53,298
What kind of rules?

409
00:20:53,333 --> 00:20:56,059
(SIGHS) Well, I don't know.
I'm thinking of them.

410
00:20:57,232 --> 00:20:59,601
Don't rush me. Hmm.

411
00:21:00,674 --> 00:21:01,934
Oh, I have one.

412
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:06,410
If you want to be in the club,
then you have to wear a bra.

413
00:21:07,946 --> 00:21:09,205
GRETCHEN: I have one.

414
00:21:09,240 --> 00:21:12,675
If you guys get your period,
you have to tell us about it.

415
00:21:12,711 --> 00:21:14,217
-Yes.
-GRETCHEN: Immediately.

416
00:21:14,252 --> 00:21:15,713
Every detail.
Especially how it feels.

417
00:21:15,749 --> 00:21:18,020
GRETCHEN: Mmm-hmm.
JANIE: Ooh, mine is,

418
00:21:18,055 --> 00:21:19,356
we can make a Boy Book

419
00:21:19,392 --> 00:21:21,058
and write down the names
of the boys that we like.

420
00:21:21,094 --> 00:21:23,453
Mmm-hmm!
What about you, Margaret?

421
00:21:23,488 --> 00:21:24,956
What's your rule?

422
00:21:30,064 --> 00:21:31,335
Um...

423
00:21:31,370 --> 00:21:35,703
Yeah, with the Boy Books,
we have to show them

424
00:21:35,738 --> 00:21:39,971
to each other at every meeting
and we can't ever lie.

425
00:21:41,574 --> 00:21:43,510
-All right.
-(GIGGLES)

426
00:21:43,545 --> 00:21:46,014
NANCY: Let's get
this party rolling.

427
00:21:46,050 --> 00:21:47,080
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

428
00:21:47,116 --> 00:21:48,485
GRETCHEN: Whoo!

429
00:22:22,855 --> 00:22:24,917
(BARBARA EXHALES)

430
00:22:25,890 --> 00:22:27,425
Okay, honey.

431
00:22:28,694 --> 00:22:29,691
(SIGHS)

432
00:22:30,930 --> 00:22:32,797
All right. Mmm. (KISSES)

433
00:22:32,832 --> 00:22:33,860
See you tomorrow.

434
00:22:35,968 --> 00:22:37,160
I want to get a bra.

435
00:22:40,607 --> 00:22:41,703
Oh.

436
00:22:43,306 --> 00:22:45,003
You... You think you need one?

437
00:22:46,043 --> 00:22:47,542
Oh, no. Oh, honey.

438
00:22:47,577 --> 00:22:51,443
I'm so sorry.
No, I just mean that, uh...

439
00:22:51,478 --> 00:22:52,775
Bras are kind of a pain,

440
00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:55,314
so you know, why start sooner

441
00:22:55,349 --> 00:22:56,817
than you need to?

442
00:22:58,424 --> 00:23:01,253
But if you want one,
we... we can get you one.

443
00:23:01,288 --> 00:23:02,493
Well, yeah.

444
00:23:03,126 --> 00:23:04,192
So you want one?

445
00:23:04,228 --> 00:23:05,290
Yes. I already said that.

446
00:23:05,325 --> 00:23:07,960
Right. Okay.

447
00:23:07,995 --> 00:23:12,202
Great. Well, all right.
Well, then, we will do that.

448
00:23:12,237 --> 00:23:15,206
-This week?
-Yes. Good night.

449
00:23:15,241 --> 00:23:19,706
Good night. Good night,
my sweet. Okay.

450
00:23:19,742 --> 00:23:21,506
MARGARET:<i> So glad</i>
<i>that's over with, God.</i>

451
00:23:21,541 --> 00:23:23,074
(LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING)

452
00:23:27,515 --> 00:23:29,212
(PARENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY)

453
00:23:30,884 --> 00:23:32,655
WOMAN: I'm sorry.
Hold on, just a moment.

454
00:23:33,886 --> 00:23:35,522
Are you here
for the PTA meeting?

455
00:23:35,558 --> 00:23:38,890
Oh, yes. Hi, hi.
I'm Barbara Simon.

456
00:23:38,926 --> 00:23:42,626
Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler.
Nancy's mother.

457
00:23:42,661 --> 00:23:44,964
-I met Margaret.
-Oh, oh.

458
00:23:44,999 --> 00:23:46,764
We're just about to get
started, so please come in.

459
00:23:46,800 --> 00:23:48,635
-Have a seat.
-Okay, thank you.

460
00:23:48,670 --> 00:23:49,900
-All right.
-Just anywhere is fine?

461
00:23:49,935 --> 00:23:51,468
-Here. Just right here.
-Okay, okay.

462
00:23:51,503 --> 00:23:53,709
Here we go.

463
00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,679
Thank you all for coming.

464
00:23:57,715 --> 00:24:00,416
Delano is nothing without
its dedicated parents.

465
00:24:00,451 --> 00:24:01,777
Let's dive right in
and get started

466
00:24:01,813 --> 00:24:03,482
the way we do every year,

467
00:24:03,518 --> 00:24:05,248
by forming our committees.

468
00:24:05,284 --> 00:24:08,419
First up,
we have the Campus
Improvement Committee.

469
00:24:08,455 --> 00:24:09,485
Any volunteers?

470
00:24:09,521 --> 00:24:11,257
Ooh. Okay.

471
00:24:11,293 --> 00:24:13,493
Oh. Wonderful.

472
00:24:13,529 --> 00:24:16,926
Uh-huh. Barbara,
I got you. Okay.

473
00:24:16,962 --> 00:24:20,538
Next, the Delano
Social Committee.

474
00:24:21,039 --> 00:24:21,864
Sure, yeah. Okay.

475
00:24:21,900 --> 00:24:25,408
-Okay.
-(LAUGHS LIGHTLY) Great.

476
00:24:25,443 --> 00:24:27,743
All right.
The Fundraising Committee.

477
00:24:30,214 --> 00:24:31,345
Good for you, Barbara.

478
00:24:31,381 --> 00:24:32,709
This is going to be great.

479
00:24:32,744 --> 00:24:34,846
All right, pencils down.

480
00:24:34,881 --> 00:24:37,483
Kindly pass
your worksheets forward.

481
00:24:37,518 --> 00:24:39,422
How'd you do, Margaret?

482
00:24:39,457 --> 00:24:40,484
MARGARET: I think
I did pretty good.

483
00:24:40,520 --> 00:24:41,689
All right, uh...

484
00:24:41,724 --> 00:24:44,087
Before the bell,
I want to share some news

485
00:24:44,122 --> 00:24:46,762
that I think will make you all
very happy.

486
00:24:46,797 --> 00:24:49,798
(CHUCKLES) Now that you all
are in the sixth grade,

487
00:24:49,833 --> 00:24:53,896
you'll get to do a full,
year-long research project.

488
00:24:53,931 --> 00:24:55,939
-(STUDENTS GROANING)
-Yes!

489
00:24:55,975 --> 00:24:57,304
BOY: The worst.

490
00:24:57,340 --> 00:24:59,541
(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

491
00:24:59,576 --> 00:25:00,671
Margaret, I would like
to talk to you

492
00:25:00,707 --> 00:25:02,674
for a moment after class.

493
00:25:02,710 --> 00:25:05,275
Uh-oh.
What'd you do, Margaret?

494
00:25:11,223 --> 00:25:13,217
-Hi.
-Please have a seat.

495
00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:17,386
So basically,
I'm just having little chats

496
00:25:17,422 --> 00:25:20,064
with each student in advance
of your research projects

497
00:25:20,099 --> 00:25:21,158
to answer any questions

498
00:25:21,193 --> 00:25:23,733
or perhaps guide you
toward a topic of choice.

499
00:25:24,397 --> 00:25:25,568
Oh.

500
00:25:25,603 --> 00:25:27,999
And I read your
getting-to-know-you paper.

501
00:25:28,034 --> 00:25:30,032
And I noticed
under the "I hate" section,

502
00:25:30,068 --> 00:25:32,902
you wrote
"religious holidays."

503
00:25:32,937 --> 00:25:35,976
Which I... I found curious.

504
00:25:38,979 --> 00:25:41,779
If you don't want to share,
you don't...

505
00:25:41,814 --> 00:25:43,153
You don't have to, Margaret.

506
00:25:43,188 --> 00:25:45,181
Oh, no. It's just, um...

507
00:25:45,216 --> 00:25:47,116
I guess I just
don't like those holidays

508
00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:49,360
because I don't
celebrate any of them.

509
00:25:49,395 --> 00:25:51,561
My dad is Jewish
and my mom's Christian,

510
00:25:51,597 --> 00:25:54,498
so instead of picking
which religion I am, uh,

511
00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,431
they just decided
that I wouldn't have one

512
00:25:56,467 --> 00:25:58,567
and I can choose
when I grow up.

513
00:25:58,602 --> 00:26:01,736
And have you
given that much thought?

514
00:26:01,772 --> 00:26:03,867
Not really. My grandma
wants me to be Jewish.

515
00:26:03,902 --> 00:26:05,002
And your other grandparents

516
00:26:05,037 --> 00:26:07,203
want you to be Christian,
I imagine.

517
00:26:07,238 --> 00:26:09,145
I don't know.
I've never met them before.

518
00:26:09,180 --> 00:26:10,676
They live in Ohio.

519
00:26:10,712 --> 00:26:12,309
So you've never met them
at all?

520
00:26:14,415 --> 00:26:15,785
-No.
-Oh.

521
00:26:16,618 --> 00:26:20,053
Well, if I may suggest it,

522
00:26:20,888 --> 00:26:22,889
I feel like
"religion" could be

523
00:26:22,924 --> 00:26:25,223
a very compelling
research topic for you.

524
00:26:28,831 --> 00:26:30,267
SYLVIA: (ON PHONE)
<i>Tickets are tenth row,</i>

525
00:26:30,302 --> 00:26:32,733
<i>dead center, very hard to get.</i>

526
00:26:32,768 --> 00:26:34,700
-Tell her that.
-BARBARA:<i> I will.</i>

527
00:26:34,736 --> 00:26:36,872
-Is she excited?
-She's excited.

528
00:26:36,907 --> 00:26:40,106
Well, I mean, is she excited
or is she just excited?

529
00:26:40,541 --> 00:26:42,010
She's excited.

530
00:26:42,045 --> 00:26:44,676
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll
let you go. Well, I'm excited!

531
00:26:44,711 --> 00:26:46,750
-Okay, bye.
<i>-Bye.</i>

532
00:26:47,779 --> 00:26:48,848
MARGARET: Hey.

533
00:26:48,883 --> 00:26:50,553
-Hey.
-What happened to the couch?

534
00:26:50,589 --> 00:26:53,589
Uh, it's time to turn over
a new leaf.

535
00:26:53,624 --> 00:26:55,991
I was thinking
maybe something modern?

536
00:26:56,026 --> 00:26:58,562
I don't know. I have to think
about it. How was school?

537
00:26:58,597 --> 00:27:01,096
You're home a little later
than usual, huh?

538
00:27:01,131 --> 00:27:02,764
Yeah.

539
00:27:02,799 --> 00:27:06,000
Hey. How come I've never met
your mom or dad?

540
00:27:06,972 --> 00:27:08,670
Um...

541
00:27:08,706 --> 00:27:10,535
Well, what made you
think about that?

542
00:27:10,571 --> 00:27:12,102
Just wondering.

543
00:27:12,137 --> 00:27:14,806
I mean, I know
that we don't see them

544
00:27:14,841 --> 00:27:16,677
because they're
so far away,

545
00:27:16,713 --> 00:27:18,441
but why don't we
even talk to them?

546
00:27:20,780 --> 00:27:22,912
We just, we just don't.

547
00:27:22,947 --> 00:27:25,217
It's, uh... It's, um...

548
00:27:26,324 --> 00:27:27,784
It's such a long story.

549
00:27:27,819 --> 00:27:29,119
What do you mean?

550
00:27:29,154 --> 00:27:31,857
I mean,
I'll tell you another time.

551
00:27:31,892 --> 00:27:33,830
Why can't you just
tell me now?

552
00:27:34,659 --> 00:27:35,964
(SIGHS)

553
00:27:37,233 --> 00:27:38,230
Um...

554
00:27:43,637 --> 00:27:45,743
(SIGHS) I just...

555
00:27:50,479 --> 00:27:51,914
Look, I just...

556
00:27:53,612 --> 00:27:54,851
Uh...

557
00:27:56,121 --> 00:27:58,181
So, um...

558
00:27:58,217 --> 00:28:01,319
We don't see
my parents because, um...

559
00:28:03,427 --> 00:28:05,158
They don't want to.

560
00:28:06,394 --> 00:28:07,765
What?

561
00:28:07,800 --> 00:28:10,834
My mom and dad are very,
very devout Christians, and...

562
00:28:11,534 --> 00:28:12,966
before you were born,

563
00:28:13,001 --> 00:28:16,532
when your dad
and I first fell in love,

564
00:28:16,567 --> 00:28:21,475
um, they told me that
it would be very hard for them

565
00:28:21,510 --> 00:28:23,176
to, uh, have a...

566
00:28:24,214 --> 00:28:25,211
Sorry.

567
00:28:25,844 --> 00:28:27,849
Jewish son-in-law.

568
00:28:27,884 --> 00:28:29,386
They told me it would be
very hard for them

569
00:28:29,421 --> 00:28:31,950
to have a Jewish son-in-law.

570
00:28:31,986 --> 00:28:34,588
And that
if I wanted to marry him,

571
00:28:34,624 --> 00:28:36,725
that was my business, but

572
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:39,390
I wouldn't be
their daughter anymore.

573
00:28:40,795 --> 00:28:42,459
But you are their daughter.

574
00:28:46,268 --> 00:28:51,237
Mmm-hmm. (SNIFFLES) I guess,
um, what I mean is that, um...

575
00:28:53,713 --> 00:28:56,209
They just didn't want me
in their life anymore.

576
00:28:58,414 --> 00:28:59,509
So, I'm not.

577
00:29:04,284 --> 00:29:07,924
-(VOICE BREAKING) Mom.
-It's okay. Oh, honey.

578
00:29:08,456 --> 00:29:09,755
(MOANS)

579
00:29:09,790 --> 00:29:11,895
It was a long time ago.

580
00:29:13,364 --> 00:29:14,864
I have you guys.

581
00:29:14,899 --> 00:29:17,565
Okay, you know what?
I took Dad to the station

582
00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:18,901
so we could have the car

583
00:29:18,937 --> 00:29:20,838
because we're supposed to
go shopping, remember?

584
00:29:21,636 --> 00:29:23,304
Remember? Bras?

585
00:29:23,340 --> 00:29:24,567
Whoo-hoo.

586
00:29:26,604 --> 00:29:28,912
MARGARET:<i> Are you there, God?</i>
<i>It's me, Margaret.</i>

587
00:29:29,378 --> 00:29:30,413
(SIGHS)

588
00:29:30,448 --> 00:29:32,110
<i>I can't believe this.</i>

589
00:29:32,146 --> 00:29:34,517
<i>What kind of parents</i>
<i>would do that?</i>

590
00:29:34,552 --> 00:29:36,315
<i>And blame it on religion?</i>

591
00:29:37,755 --> 00:29:40,522
<i>God, please</i>
<i>take care of my mom.</i>

592
00:29:40,557 --> 00:29:41,691
<i>She's a good person.</i>

593
00:29:41,727 --> 00:29:43,926
<i>-She's nice to everyone.</i>
-You're welcome.

594
00:29:43,961 --> 00:29:45,728
MARGARET:<i> Even when</i>
<i>she doesn't need to be.</i>

595
00:29:45,763 --> 00:29:47,062
-Thank you.
-Can't forget about you.

596
00:29:48,328 --> 00:29:50,327
MARGARET:<i> I don't know</i>
<i>why this happened.</i>

597
00:29:50,362 --> 00:29:53,601
<i>But please, somehow,</i>
<i>make it all okay.</i>

598
00:29:53,636 --> 00:29:55,531
And here are the bras.

599
00:29:55,566 --> 00:29:57,840
MARGARET:<i> Oh, also,</i>
<i>I'm getting a bra today.</i>

600
00:29:57,876 --> 00:29:59,844
<i>I'd like something</i>
<i>to put in it, please.</i>

601
00:30:00,608 --> 00:30:01,811
Excuse me.

602
00:30:01,846 --> 00:30:04,813
Uh, we're looking for a bra
for my daughter.

603
00:30:04,848 --> 00:30:08,015
Hmm. Well, we don't have
many that small.

604
00:30:08,050 --> 00:30:10,019
But come with me, dear,
I'll measure you.

605
00:30:14,392 --> 00:30:15,486
Arms up, dear.

606
00:30:21,199 --> 00:30:22,225
Hmm.

607
00:30:22,261 --> 00:30:25,868
Barely a 28.
Not even a double-A.

608
00:30:25,903 --> 00:30:27,232
Your best bet
is going to be to go with

609
00:30:27,267 --> 00:30:29,038
-one of these Gro-Bras here.
-It's okay.

610
00:30:29,073 --> 00:30:31,969
So, one day, when you do grow,
it'll grow with you.

611
00:30:32,005 --> 00:30:33,537
Okay. Thank you very much.

612
00:30:33,572 --> 00:30:36,045
-WOMAN: Sure.
-Thanks, we'll just
go try it on.

613
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:42,312
-Um...
-Hmm? Oh.

614
00:30:42,348 --> 00:30:44,749
Yeah. Can I just...
I'll just... Yep.

615
00:30:44,784 --> 00:30:46,855
Here we go.

616
00:30:46,890 --> 00:30:49,153
(SIGHS) This is
always the tough bit.

617
00:30:49,189 --> 00:30:51,825
I can't even do this
to this day.

618
00:30:51,860 --> 00:30:55,493
Okay. All right. Can I see?

619
00:30:58,498 --> 00:31:01,571
-How's that feel?
-I cannot wait to take it off.

620
00:31:01,606 --> 00:31:04,205
Yeah. Welcome to womanhood.

621
00:31:06,643 --> 00:31:08,308
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

622
00:31:13,451 --> 00:31:14,446
(CHILDREN YELLING)

623
00:31:34,504 --> 00:31:35,667
Oh, hello.

624
00:31:35,702 --> 00:31:36,738
Hello.

625
00:31:36,773 --> 00:31:39,977
Look at you. Working the land.

626
00:31:40,743 --> 00:31:42,177
Heavy machinery, ouch.

627
00:31:42,212 --> 00:31:44,479
Be better if I take
my shirt off or it's too much?

628
00:31:44,514 --> 00:31:45,675
Not for me.

629
00:31:46,243 --> 00:31:47,549
-(ENGINE STARTS)
-Ooh.

630
00:31:47,584 --> 00:31:49,118
There it is, yeah.

631
00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:53,050
You ever been kissed
in the suburbs?

632
00:31:53,086 --> 00:31:54,288
-No, sir.
-(CHUCKLES)

633
00:31:58,461 --> 00:31:59,722
(SIGHS)

634
00:32:07,803 --> 00:32:09,435
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

635
00:32:12,074 --> 00:32:15,606
I'm Laura Danker.
What's your name?

636
00:32:27,352 --> 00:32:29,257
-(HERB SCREAMS)
-(MUSIC STOPS)

637
00:32:31,057 --> 00:32:33,063
God damn it! (GROANS)

638
00:32:33,098 --> 00:32:35,997
BARBARA: Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Did you lose a finger?

639
00:32:36,032 --> 00:32:39,696
It does say,
"Stop the engine motor

640
00:32:39,731 --> 00:32:41,868
"before cleaning the mower,
unclogging the chute."

641
00:32:41,903 --> 00:32:43,137
Whose side are you on?

642
00:32:43,173 --> 00:32:44,769
Well, no, you turn off
the motor before you...

643
00:32:44,805 --> 00:32:45,875
I'm fine.

644
00:32:45,910 --> 00:32:47,638
You have to
turn the motor off, Dad.

645
00:32:48,173 --> 00:32:50,377
(LAWN MOWER RUNNING)

646
00:32:57,220 --> 00:32:58,715
NANCY:<i> Well, time for</i>
<i>Boy Books, everyone.</i>

647
00:32:59,283 --> 00:33:00,588
Who wants to go first?

648
00:33:00,624 --> 00:33:01,617
Like it matters.

649
00:33:01,652 --> 00:33:04,259
We all already know
who everyone put down.

650
00:33:04,859 --> 00:33:06,859
ALL: Philip Leroy!

651
00:33:06,895 --> 00:33:08,196
NANCY: He's so cute.

652
00:33:08,232 --> 00:33:09,491
GRETCHEN: It's been the same
since second grade.

653
00:33:09,527 --> 00:33:11,000
Well, he looks
better this year.

654
00:33:11,035 --> 00:33:12,463
-GRETCHEN: Really?
-Yes. He must have gone

655
00:33:12,498 --> 00:33:14,003
-to the beach or something.
-He doesn't look

656
00:33:14,039 --> 00:33:16,004
-any different.
-Who'd you put down, Margaret?

657
00:33:16,039 --> 00:33:18,840
-Yeah, I put him, too.
-(CHUCKLES)

658
00:33:18,876 --> 00:33:20,173
All right, well,
that was quick.

659
00:33:20,208 --> 00:33:23,946
Now it's time to check
for the bras.

660
00:33:23,982 --> 00:33:25,712
-(BRA STRAP SNAPS)
-Gretchen has a bra.

661
00:33:25,748 --> 00:33:27,315
Janie has a bra.

662
00:33:27,949 --> 00:33:29,920
Margaret has a bra. Huh.

663
00:33:29,955 --> 00:33:31,448
Now, let's go around
and tell our sizes.

664
00:33:31,483 --> 00:33:35,186
Well, mine didn't say
it had a size.

665
00:33:35,221 --> 00:33:37,154
It just said it was a Gro-Bra.

666
00:33:37,190 --> 00:33:38,923
Yeah, I got that one, too.

667
00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:40,222
Oh, same here.

668
00:33:40,258 --> 00:33:41,762
NANCY: Well, not me.

669
00:33:41,798 --> 00:33:43,364
I'm a 32, double-A.

670
00:33:45,069 --> 00:33:47,131
If you want to get out
of those small bras,

671
00:33:47,167 --> 00:33:48,234
you're going to have to do

672
00:33:48,269 --> 00:33:49,733
the same exercising
technique I do.

673
00:33:49,768 --> 00:33:52,336
-There's an exercise?
-NANCY: Of course there is.

674
00:33:52,372 --> 00:33:53,803
You hold your arms
out like this

675
00:33:53,838 --> 00:33:57,607
and you say, "I must, I must,
I must increase my bust.

676
00:33:57,642 --> 00:34:00,951
"I must, I must,
I must increase my bust."

677
00:34:00,986 --> 00:34:03,349
-Does that really work?
-I'm living proof.

678
00:34:03,384 --> 00:34:06,281
Now come on, get up.
Get up! Get up! Get up!

679
00:34:06,317 --> 00:34:08,452
You'll see. Get up.

680
00:34:08,487 --> 00:34:11,829
I must, I must,
I must increase my bust.

681
00:34:11,864 --> 00:34:14,023
ALL: I must,
I must increase my bust.

682
00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:15,362
Chin up!

683
00:34:15,398 --> 00:34:19,002
ALL: We must, we must,
we must increase our bust.

684
00:34:19,038 --> 00:34:22,973
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust.

685
00:34:23,008 --> 00:34:24,404
(IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
"We must, we must,

686
00:34:24,440 --> 00:34:26,874
-"we must increase our bust."
-(GIRLS SHRIEKING)

687
00:34:26,910 --> 00:34:29,111
Shut up! You're so stupid!

688
00:34:29,146 --> 00:34:30,447
-Shut up!
-EVAN: I can feel it working!

689
00:34:30,482 --> 00:34:32,347
(YELLS) Mom!

690
00:34:33,579 --> 00:34:34,981
BARBARA: Grandma said
she'll pick you up

691
00:34:35,016 --> 00:34:36,084
right where you pull in.

692
00:34:36,119 --> 00:34:37,587
-Yes.
-I don't want you to talk to

693
00:34:37,623 --> 00:34:38,655
anybody on the bus.

694
00:34:38,690 --> 00:34:39,582
-Especially men.
-Right.

695
00:34:39,617 --> 00:34:40,991
And you find a nice seat
by yourself...

696
00:34:41,026 --> 00:34:42,893
-Okay. Okay, Dad.
-...by the bus driver.

697
00:34:42,928 --> 00:34:44,288
Um, excuse me, sir,
this young lady,

698
00:34:44,324 --> 00:34:45,790
she's traveling
by herself today

699
00:34:45,825 --> 00:34:47,194
and I was just wondering if
you could keep an eye on her?

700
00:34:47,229 --> 00:34:48,291
-DRIVER: Sure, lady.
-Mom, come on.

701
00:34:48,327 --> 00:34:49,394
Okay, good bye. Good bye.

702
00:34:49,429 --> 00:34:50,827
-It's going to be fun. Bye.
-Bye!

703
00:34:51,395 --> 00:34:52,702
-Okay. Have fun.
-See ya.

704
00:34:52,738 --> 00:34:54,336
Right there, right there!

705
00:34:56,139 --> 00:34:57,369
HERB: Good.
BARBARA: There you go.

706
00:34:57,404 --> 00:35:00,177
-See ya!
-Independence is good, right?

707
00:35:01,378 --> 00:35:03,444
MARGARET:<i> Are you there, God?</i>
<i>It's me, Margaret.</i>

708
00:35:03,480 --> 00:35:06,913
<i>I'm a little nervous,</i>
<i>actually, about being alone,</i>

709
00:35:06,948 --> 00:35:08,315
<i>so can you just</i>

710
00:35:08,350 --> 00:35:10,418
<i>not let anything</i>
<i>really horrible happen?</i>

711
00:35:11,750 --> 00:35:14,723
<i>Oh, good. That makes me feel</i>
<i>a little better.</i>

712
00:35:14,758 --> 00:35:16,226
(BUS BRAKES HISS)

713
00:35:17,363 --> 00:35:20,824
<i>You know, maybe I will do</i>
<i>my school project on religion.</i>

714
00:35:22,159 --> 00:35:26,401
<i>I think it's finally time</i>
<i>for me to decide</i>
<i>what to be, God.</i>

715
00:35:27,301 --> 00:35:28,799
<i>You wouldn't mind, would you?</i>

716
00:35:29,500 --> 00:35:31,134
<i>I'll tell you all about it.</i>

717
00:35:31,169 --> 00:35:33,908
<i>And I promise</i>
<i>I won't make any decisions</i>
<i>without you first.</i>

718
00:35:33,943 --> 00:35:36,312
(AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING)

719
00:35:44,821 --> 00:35:46,014
(BUS BRAKES HISS)

720
00:35:46,050 --> 00:35:47,983
♪<i> I am the very model</i>
<i>Of a modern Major-General</i>

721
00:35:48,019 --> 00:35:50,520
♪<i> I've information vegetable</i>
<i>Animal, and mineral</i>

722
00:35:50,555 --> 00:35:51,921
<i>♪ I know the kings of England</i>

723
00:35:51,956 --> 00:35:53,727
<i>♪ And I quote</i>
<i>The fights historical... ♪</i>

724
00:35:53,762 --> 00:35:54,797
Grandma!

725
00:35:54,832 --> 00:35:56,229
Darling, you made it.

726
00:35:56,265 --> 00:35:59,902
Oh, look at you!
You look gorgeous.

727
00:35:59,937 --> 00:36:01,037
So do you. Your hair's red.

728
00:36:01,072 --> 00:36:02,534
Yes, everybody thinks
I'm a showgirl.

729
00:36:02,569 --> 00:36:04,273
Come on, we'll drop your bag
with the doorman

730
00:36:04,308 --> 00:36:06,810
and then, we're gonna scoot
to the Delacorte.

731
00:36:06,845 --> 00:36:07,869
♪<i> With many cheerful facts</i>

732
00:36:07,905 --> 00:36:09,010
<i>♪ About the square</i>
<i>Of the hypotenuse</i>

733
00:36:09,045 --> 00:36:10,278
♪<i> With many cheerful facts</i>

734
00:36:10,314 --> 00:36:11,342
<i>♪ About the square</i>
<i>Of the hypotenuse</i>

735
00:36:11,377 --> 00:36:12,610
♪<i> With many cheerful facts</i>

736
00:36:12,646 --> 00:36:14,409
<i>♪ About the square</i>
<i>Of the hypotenuse</i>

737
00:36:14,445 --> 00:36:15,980
(AUDIENCE CHUCKLES)

738
00:36:16,015 --> 00:36:18,388
♪<i> Then I can write a washing</i>
<i>Bill in Babylonic cuneiform</i>

739
00:36:18,423 --> 00:36:20,489
♪<i> And tell you every detail</i>
<i>Of Caractacus's uniform</i>

740
00:36:20,525 --> 00:36:22,490
<i>♪ In short, in matters</i>
<i>Vegetable, animal, and mineral</i>

741
00:36:22,526 --> 00:36:25,054
♪<i> I am the very model</i>
<i>Of a modern Major-General</i>

742
00:36:25,090 --> 00:36:27,463
<i>♪ In short, in matters</i>
<i>Vegetable, animal, and mineral</i>

743
00:36:27,498 --> 00:36:29,728
♪<i> He is the very model</i>
<i>Of a modern Major-General ♪</i>

744
00:36:33,833 --> 00:36:35,435
SYLVIA: Wait, a minute. Okay.
You should always

745
00:36:35,470 --> 00:36:38,137
put your hand lotion on
last thing at night.

746
00:36:38,172 --> 00:36:39,273
And then, some ladies

747
00:36:39,308 --> 00:36:41,075
put gloves on
over that to sleep in.

748
00:36:41,111 --> 00:36:42,840
-You know why?
-(GIGGLING) No.

749
00:36:42,875 --> 00:36:45,377
Okay. You have to promise
not to tell anybody this,

750
00:36:45,413 --> 00:36:46,478
what I'm going to
tell you now.

751
00:36:46,513 --> 00:36:49,082
-Okay? Okay, swear?
-Okay. I swear.

752
00:36:49,117 --> 00:36:50,383
So, I actually did this.

753
00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:51,988
I got a really
fabulous hand cream

754
00:36:52,023 --> 00:36:53,320
and I bought these
white gloves

755
00:36:53,355 --> 00:36:54,653
-and I put them on. All right.
-Oh!

756
00:36:54,689 --> 00:36:56,892
No, I did, I did. And so,
I'm lying there, like,

757
00:36:56,927 --> 00:36:58,128
I must've been asleep,

758
00:36:58,163 --> 00:36:59,326
and you know,
and I must've gone like this

759
00:36:59,361 --> 00:37:01,594
and I was, like,
"Ah! Who's in here?"

760
00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:04,796
(LAUGHING) Because I couldn't
feel my own hands.

761
00:37:06,236 --> 00:37:08,030
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-I was frightened.

762
00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:14,639
Oh, God. You are a fab...
I had the best time tonight.

763
00:37:14,675 --> 00:37:17,374
-It was amazing.
-You are a great date, toots.

764
00:37:17,409 --> 00:37:19,211
Oh, my gosh. You are.

765
00:37:19,246 --> 00:37:22,383
(SIGHS) Lordy, Lordy.

766
00:37:22,419 --> 00:37:25,022
Before I forget,
if you hear, like, a (SNORES)

767
00:37:25,057 --> 00:37:26,719
or a (BLOWS RASPBERRY)
it's not me.

768
00:37:27,387 --> 00:37:29,025
Okay? You're just dreaming

769
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:30,925
and you're dreaming.
All right?

770
00:37:30,961 --> 00:37:32,989
Okay. Sweet dreams.

771
00:37:33,930 --> 00:37:34,958
(SYLVIA SIGHS)

772
00:37:42,070 --> 00:37:43,439
Hey, Grandma.

773
00:37:43,906 --> 00:37:45,342
Yeah, sugar.

774
00:37:46,571 --> 00:37:48,770
Do you think maybe I could go

775
00:37:48,806 --> 00:37:50,473
to the temple
with you sometime?

776
00:37:50,508 --> 00:37:53,383
(GASPS) You bet you can.

777
00:37:54,115 --> 00:37:55,880
Really? Really?

778
00:37:56,588 --> 00:37:57,783
Yeah.

779
00:37:57,818 --> 00:38:01,050
We'll go in the morning.
I got to find what to wear.

780
00:38:02,321 --> 00:38:04,394
MAN: Welcome.

781
00:38:04,430 --> 00:38:07,423
-Welcome.
-My granddaughter
is here with me today.

782
00:38:07,458 --> 00:38:08,659
<i>Shabbat Shalom.</i>

783
00:38:08,694 --> 00:38:11,566
My granddaughter.
My granddaughter.

784
00:38:16,033 --> 00:38:18,736
There's the rabbi.
He's the best in the city.

785
00:38:18,771 --> 00:38:21,037
Two hours, in and out,
bing, bang, boom.

786
00:38:22,045 --> 00:38:23,505
Welcome, dear friends.

787
00:38:23,540 --> 00:38:25,045
Oh, it's starting.

788
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:26,411
<i>Shabbat Shalom.</i>

789
00:38:26,447 --> 00:38:27,877
CONGREGATION:<i> Shabbat Shalom.</i>

790
00:38:27,912 --> 00:38:30,120
<i>Shabbat Shalom</i>
means "hello," "goodbye,"

791
00:38:30,155 --> 00:38:31,782
"peace and harmony,"
and other stuff.

792
00:38:31,817 --> 00:38:33,454
RABBI: ...in thanks to God
this morning.

793
00:38:33,490 --> 00:38:37,955
We open our prayer books
and we turn to page 26.

794
00:38:39,591 --> 00:38:42,861
(RABBI READING IN HEBREW)

795
00:38:54,243 --> 00:38:56,512
(WOMAN SINGING IN HEBREW)

796
00:39:08,986 --> 00:39:10,455
RABBI: (IN ENGLISH)
Agree to the terms

797
00:39:10,490 --> 00:39:12,424
of their covenant with God.

798
00:39:12,460 --> 00:39:14,193
CONGREGATION:<i> Shabbat Shalom.</i>

799
00:39:14,229 --> 00:39:15,796
Oh, that was lovely.

800
00:39:15,832 --> 00:39:16,829
Oh!

801
00:39:18,301 --> 00:39:21,399
Oh, sweetheart.
Congratulations.

802
00:39:21,434 --> 00:39:23,165
<i>Mazel tov.</i> (CHUCKLES)

803
00:39:25,802 --> 00:39:27,069
MARGARET:<i> I don't know, God.</i>

804
00:39:27,104 --> 00:39:29,510
<i>The people seem nice</i>
<i>and I like the music,</i>

805
00:39:29,545 --> 00:39:33,614
<i>but I guess I expected</i>
<i>something else?</i>

806
00:39:33,650 --> 00:39:37,883
<i>I don't know what exactly.</i>
<i>A feeling, maybe?</i>

807
00:39:39,324 --> 00:39:41,551
I can't believe
that she took you to temple

808
00:39:41,586 --> 00:39:42,787
without even asking us.

809
00:39:42,822 --> 00:39:44,293
I'm honestly surprised
it took her so long.

810
00:39:44,328 --> 00:39:46,458
I told you guys
that it was my idea.

811
00:39:46,493 --> 00:39:48,465
I just wanted to try it out.

812
00:39:48,500 --> 00:39:50,659
I'm going to try church, too,
Mom, so don't freak out.

813
00:39:50,695 --> 00:39:51,727
I don't care about church.

814
00:39:51,763 --> 00:39:53,403
I don't want you
to go to church.

815
00:39:53,438 --> 00:39:55,435
I don't think you should be
bothering yourself

816
00:39:55,471 --> 00:39:56,936
with any of this stuff
right now.

817
00:39:56,971 --> 00:39:58,869
You said that I can choose my
own religion when I grow up.

818
00:39:58,905 --> 00:40:01,305
Yeah, when you grow up.
When you're an adult.

819
00:40:01,341 --> 00:40:02,675
I'm almost 12.

820
00:40:02,711 --> 00:40:05,449
-That's almost an adult.
-(LAUGHING) Honey, no.

821
00:40:06,648 --> 00:40:09,519
-Margaret. (SIGHS) Honey.
-(OVEN DINGS)

822
00:40:10,088 --> 00:40:11,417
I shouldn't have laughed.

823
00:40:11,452 --> 00:40:13,686
-It was funny.
-I just...

824
00:40:13,721 --> 00:40:15,217
I don't want her to go through
any of it.

825
00:40:15,252 --> 00:40:18,462
I don't either. But it might
not be the worst thing.

826
00:40:19,491 --> 00:40:20,589
Think about it.

827
00:40:20,625 --> 00:40:22,224
What does that mean?

828
00:40:22,833 --> 00:40:23,863
Well...

829
00:40:24,995 --> 00:40:26,963
she'll go to a couple of
endless services

830
00:40:26,998 --> 00:40:28,532
and then, she'll realize
how lucky she was

831
00:40:28,567 --> 00:40:29,902
we never made her go.

832
00:40:30,770 --> 00:40:32,669
Know what got me off
going to temple?

833
00:40:32,704 --> 00:40:34,773
-What?
-Going to temple.

834
00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:36,278
You don't understand
a word they're saying.

835
00:40:36,314 --> 00:40:37,745
And you sit there
for a long time.

836
00:40:39,181 --> 00:40:40,875
Oh, honey. Oh.

837
00:40:40,911 --> 00:40:42,745
-What?
-I am so sorry. I am...

838
00:40:42,781 --> 00:40:44,514
-What?
-I swear I'm going to

839
00:40:44,549 --> 00:40:46,318
buy the furniture.

840
00:40:46,354 --> 00:40:47,683
This is all I need.

841
00:40:47,718 --> 00:40:49,086
Look at it. And look...

842
00:40:51,796 --> 00:40:52,958
Oh, God!

843
00:40:53,759 --> 00:40:56,131
Find me a couch
that does this.

844
00:40:56,166 --> 00:40:57,996
-(LAUGHING)
-Okay?

845
00:41:00,198 --> 00:41:03,105
You know how ugly the ceiling
in our gymnasium is?

846
00:41:03,140 --> 00:41:04,299
-It is.
-Yes, it is.

847
00:41:04,334 --> 00:41:08,377
We'll have it refinished,
paint it completely black

848
00:41:08,412 --> 00:41:11,944
and then we'll cut out
little stars

849
00:41:12,843 --> 00:41:15,412
and recreate the night sky.

850
00:41:15,448 --> 00:41:16,648
(WOMEN EXCLAIM)

851
00:41:16,683 --> 00:41:17,946
-Oh, that's sweet.
-How lovely.

852
00:41:17,982 --> 00:41:20,557
So how many stars
would we need?

853
00:41:21,425 --> 00:41:23,852
Oh, I was thinking five
or 10,000.

854
00:41:23,887 --> 00:41:26,055
(WOMEN EXCLAIM AND CHUCKLE)

855
00:41:26,090 --> 00:41:27,528
MRS. WHEELER:
It shouldn't take us long.

856
00:41:27,563 --> 00:41:29,360
I've got some
scissors right here.

857
00:41:29,396 --> 00:41:31,694
Okay. (LAUGHS)

858
00:41:31,729 --> 00:41:32,968
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)

859
00:41:33,004 --> 00:41:34,263
Promenade right.

860
00:41:36,975 --> 00:41:39,103
Now, single file.

861
00:41:42,344 --> 00:41:44,677
And that's it. Yeah!

862
00:41:44,713 --> 00:41:46,010
-(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)
-All right, great.

863
00:41:46,046 --> 00:41:48,045
It's the effort that counts.
Have a good evening.

864
00:41:48,080 --> 00:41:50,584
-I'm so glad this is done.
-Yeah, that sucked.

865
00:41:50,620 --> 00:41:52,085
-It took forever.
-Norman's horrible.

866
00:41:52,121 --> 00:41:54,589
(GIGGLING)

867
00:41:54,624 --> 00:41:57,691
(WHISPERING) Guys.
Gretchen got the book.

868
00:41:57,726 --> 00:41:59,924
-(WHISPERING) What book?
-NANCY: You know...

869
00:41:59,960 --> 00:42:02,929
My dad's anatomy book
that I told you about?

870
00:42:09,602 --> 00:42:12,405
It looks like a thumb.

871
00:42:12,440 --> 00:42:14,743
-What?
-(ALL LAUGHING)

872
00:42:17,808 --> 00:42:20,213
-Oh.
-It's so saggy.

873
00:42:20,249 --> 00:42:21,446
(ALL LAUGHING)

874
00:42:21,482 --> 00:42:23,483
It's a wobbly blob.

875
00:42:23,518 --> 00:42:25,787
My brother's looks like that.

876
00:42:26,686 --> 00:42:27,950
-Ew.
-How do you know?

877
00:42:27,986 --> 00:42:29,455
He walks around naked.
I see it.

878
00:42:29,491 --> 00:42:30,789
It's not a pleasant sight.

879
00:42:30,824 --> 00:42:32,228
I never want to see
anyone naked,

880
00:42:32,263 --> 00:42:33,292
or have anyone see me naked.

881
00:42:33,328 --> 00:42:34,530
It's just gross.

882
00:42:34,565 --> 00:42:36,262
Come on. What about
when you get married?

883
00:42:36,298 --> 00:42:37,695
Especially then.

884
00:42:37,730 --> 00:42:40,063
Janie, once you grow a little,

885
00:42:40,098 --> 00:42:41,997
you'll want the whole world
to see you.

886
00:42:42,033 --> 00:42:44,140
Just like the girls
in<i> Playboy.</i>

887
00:42:44,175 --> 00:42:45,672
What girls in<i> Playboy?</i>

888
00:42:45,707 --> 00:42:49,071
-You've never seen...
-BOTH:<i> Playboy?</i>

889
00:42:49,106 --> 00:42:51,444
-(BOTH GIGGLING)
-Where would I see it?

890
00:42:51,479 --> 00:42:53,045
My dad gets<i> Playboy.</i>

891
00:42:54,311 --> 00:42:57,782
Wait. So you have a copy here,
in this house?

892
00:42:57,817 --> 00:42:59,520
Well, I don't know
where it is.

893
00:42:59,555 --> 00:43:01,022
Of course you know
where it is.

894
00:43:01,057 --> 00:43:02,019
Go on.

895
00:43:02,054 --> 00:43:03,987
-I don't know.
-NANCY: Margaret, come on.

896
00:43:04,022 --> 00:43:06,663
-Go get it.
-Go get it, Margaret.

897
00:43:08,160 --> 00:43:09,697
WOMAN: (ON TV)<i> You don't want</i>
<i>to overcook</i>

898
00:43:09,732 --> 00:43:11,701
<i>and you don't want to</i>
<i>start cooking</i>

899
00:43:11,736 --> 00:43:13,302
<i>the bouillabaisse</i>
<i>until just the last minute,</i>

900
00:43:13,337 --> 00:43:14,330
<i>because you've got your...</i>

901
00:43:21,905 --> 00:43:24,844
Look how round they are.

902
00:43:24,879 --> 00:43:27,082
Mine just look like
little wizard hats.

903
00:43:27,118 --> 00:43:28,779
(ALL GIGGLING)

904
00:43:28,815 --> 00:43:30,718
"Hillary Brite
is a 19-year-old

905
00:43:30,753 --> 00:43:32,686
"who loves water-skiing,
horses and going out

906
00:43:32,721 --> 00:43:34,685
"to the mall
for an Orange Julius."

907
00:43:34,720 --> 00:43:35,920
Do you think any of us

908
00:43:35,955 --> 00:43:37,892
will look like that
when we're 19?

909
00:43:39,027 --> 00:43:42,092
ALL: We must, we must,
we must increase our bust!

910
00:43:42,128 --> 00:43:45,400
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust!

911
00:43:45,435 --> 00:43:46,465
(UPBEAT GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING)

912
00:43:46,501 --> 00:43:48,298
CHOIR: ♪<i> Jesus</i>

913
00:43:49,568 --> 00:43:50,802
♪<i> Jesus</i>

914
00:43:50,837 --> 00:43:53,270
<i>-♪ Hey, God</i>
<i>-♪ Jesus</i>

915
00:43:54,741 --> 00:43:57,477
♪<i> I'm gonna tell everybody</i>

916
00:43:57,513 --> 00:44:00,409
♪<i> Not to be afraid...</i>

917
00:44:00,444 --> 00:44:02,417
MARGARET:<i> I don't know</i>
<i>if I got the feeling, God,</i>

918
00:44:02,452 --> 00:44:04,651
<i>but I'm sure in a good mood.</i>

919
00:44:04,687 --> 00:44:08,685
SINGER:
♪<i> The kingdom of Jesus</i>

920
00:44:08,721 --> 00:44:11,794
<i>♪ Has come ♪</i>

921
00:44:13,025 --> 00:44:15,559
(CHEERY CHRISTMAS
MUSIC PLAYING)

922
00:44:15,595 --> 00:44:17,800
(SHOVELING SNOW)

923
00:44:21,272 --> 00:44:22,934
(MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY)

924
00:44:22,969 --> 00:44:24,906
(INDISTINCT MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

925
00:44:33,010 --> 00:44:34,545
(COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO)

926
00:44:34,581 --> 00:44:37,116
(HUMMING SOFTLY)

927
00:44:53,169 --> 00:44:54,331
(SIGHS)

928
00:45:21,793 --> 00:45:23,228
(SIGHS HEAVILY)

929
00:45:23,995 --> 00:45:25,197
(COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES)

930
00:45:29,808 --> 00:45:32,935
Hey, what are you doing?
Are those Christmas cards?

931
00:45:32,970 --> 00:45:34,204
Uh, New Year's cards.

932
00:45:34,240 --> 00:45:35,809
Um, I'm trying to get
on top of it this year.

933
00:45:35,844 --> 00:45:37,472
-Yeah.
-Um, oh, there's the mailman.

934
00:45:37,508 --> 00:45:39,044
-Can you...
You've got your boots on?
-Yeah.

935
00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:40,714
-Can you just run those
out to him?
-Sure.

936
00:45:40,749 --> 00:45:42,247
-Thank you, honey.
-Of course.

937
00:45:44,950 --> 00:45:47,153
-Thank you.
-Thank you.

938
00:46:01,371 --> 00:46:02,806
Norman Fisher?

939
00:46:03,806 --> 00:46:05,133
BARBARA:<i> So,</i>
<i>who's Norman Fisher?</i>

940
00:46:05,168 --> 00:46:07,709
This weird kid in my class.

941
00:46:07,744 --> 00:46:09,311
I don't even know
why he invited me.

942
00:46:09,346 --> 00:46:10,543
I barely know him.

943
00:46:10,578 --> 00:46:15,176
(TELEPHONE RINGS)

944
00:46:15,211 --> 00:46:17,016
-Hello?
-Did you get invited

945
00:46:17,051 --> 00:46:18,914
to stupid Norman Fisher's
birthday party?

946
00:46:18,950 --> 00:46:20,082
Yeah. You did, too?

947
00:46:20,117 --> 00:46:21,482
Everyone did. The whole class.

948
00:46:21,518 --> 00:46:23,858
Janie, Gretchen, everyone.
Even Philip Leroy.

949
00:46:23,893 --> 00:46:26,729
-Even Laura Danker?
<i>-I said everybody.</i>

950
00:46:26,764 --> 00:46:28,961
<i>Anyways, my mom</i>
<i>talked to Norman's mom</i>

951
00:46:28,996 --> 00:46:30,598
and I guess it's
a big deal dinner party.

952
00:46:30,634 --> 00:46:32,594
We have to look
extremely nice.

953
00:46:33,536 --> 00:46:35,971
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)

954
00:46:40,474 --> 00:46:41,508
Ow!

955
00:46:41,544 --> 00:46:43,143
Ready? Lean on back.

956
00:46:45,481 --> 00:46:46,575
No. No, no, no.

957
00:46:47,715 --> 00:46:49,512
Where are my shoes?

958
00:46:50,551 --> 00:46:51,547
Oh, my God!

959
00:46:55,291 --> 00:46:56,288
Mom!

960
00:46:59,794 --> 00:47:01,027
JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go.

961
00:47:01,063 --> 00:47:04,032
Oh, this is gonna look
so pre... Stop moving!

962
00:47:07,834 --> 00:47:11,101
-We are done.
-Yes!

963
00:47:11,137 --> 00:47:12,502
Okay, we're done.
Come on. Mom.

964
00:47:12,537 --> 00:47:13,904
MRS. POTTER: Perfect. One more
for your body. One more.

965
00:47:13,939 --> 00:47:15,877
Okay, let's go. Mom, no!

966
00:47:15,913 --> 00:47:18,240
MRS. POTTER: Okay. Wait.
One more time. Please.

967
00:47:18,276 --> 00:47:19,914
I'm going
to get these printed.

968
00:47:19,949 --> 00:47:21,411
-It's weird.
-Okay, here. Just push them...

969
00:47:21,446 --> 00:47:23,112
Lick them with your fingers
and stick it back.

970
00:47:23,147 --> 00:47:24,451
You got to go, you got to go.

971
00:47:24,487 --> 00:47:27,015
(GIRLS CHEERING)

972
00:47:27,051 --> 00:47:28,885
Bye! Thank you, Jan.

973
00:47:28,921 --> 00:47:31,525
(CHEERING CONTINUES)

974
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:32,729
GRETCHEN: My God,

975
00:47:32,764 --> 00:47:33,957
I am so excited
for all of us to do this.

976
00:47:33,992 --> 00:47:35,264
(CHATTERING EXCITEDLY)

977
00:47:35,300 --> 00:47:37,296
(MUZAK PLAYING)

978
00:47:39,636 --> 00:47:40,769
All right, I'll just, um...

979
00:47:40,804 --> 00:47:42,737
-Just, just...
-NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay.

980
00:47:42,773 --> 00:47:45,634
I'll just... Yeah, okay.
Have fun.

981
00:47:49,043 --> 00:47:52,014
(70S POP MUSIC
PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)

982
00:47:54,517 --> 00:47:55,611
(GIRLS GIGGLING)

983
00:47:59,388 --> 00:48:00,517
(BLOWS)

984
00:48:02,723 --> 00:48:04,092
He's hilarious.

985
00:48:10,196 --> 00:48:11,597
How come she never
talks to anybody?

986
00:48:11,633 --> 00:48:13,002
I don't know.

987
00:48:13,037 --> 00:48:15,501
Because she's too busy
doing other stuff, that's why.

988
00:48:15,537 --> 00:48:16,868
(GIGGLING)

989
00:48:16,904 --> 00:48:18,037
(SPOON CLANKING ON GLASS)

990
00:48:18,073 --> 00:48:20,003
Now, if everybody's
had enough to eat,

991
00:48:20,038 --> 00:48:23,443
we can start the games.

992
00:48:23,479 --> 00:48:24,711
The games?

993
00:48:24,746 --> 00:48:27,115
(GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING)

994
00:48:29,652 --> 00:48:31,053
NORMAN: I'll spin first.

995
00:48:42,830 --> 00:48:44,695
(CHILDREN GIGGLING)

996
00:48:44,731 --> 00:48:46,728
ALL: Ooh!

997
00:48:47,866 --> 00:48:49,071
(GIGGLES)

998
00:48:56,308 --> 00:48:59,213
Okay. Now,
it's Janie's turn to spin.

999
00:49:05,984 --> 00:49:07,683
(ALL LAUGHING)

1000
00:49:07,718 --> 00:49:10,255
-This is a great party.
-Do we have to play this game?

1001
00:49:10,291 --> 00:49:13,061
Well then, let's play
a different game, huh?

1002
00:49:13,097 --> 00:49:16,098
I have one. It's called
Two Minutes in the Closet.

1003
00:49:16,499 --> 00:49:17,599
What's that?

1004
00:49:17,635 --> 00:49:18,726
Well, we all get a number,

1005
00:49:18,762 --> 00:49:21,833
and then somebody will
call out, like, number six

1006
00:49:21,868 --> 00:49:22,970
and then those two

1007
00:49:23,005 --> 00:49:25,274
will go into the closet
and, you know...

1008
00:49:25,310 --> 00:49:27,208
ALL: Ooh!

1009
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,379
Number three.

1010
00:49:37,247 --> 00:49:38,381
Who's number three?

1011
00:49:38,416 --> 00:49:40,782
Somebody's got to be
number three.

1012
00:49:44,990 --> 00:49:47,690
(ALL LAUGHING)

1013
00:49:49,359 --> 00:49:51,130
Go ahead. Into the bathroom.

1014
00:49:51,165 --> 00:49:53,633
Somebody get Freddy
a step stool.

1015
00:49:53,668 --> 00:49:55,467
(ALL LAUGH)

1016
00:50:04,244 --> 00:50:05,681
What do you think
they're doing?

1017
00:50:05,716 --> 00:50:07,781
-(SHUSHING)
-I'm sorry.

1018
00:50:07,816 --> 00:50:09,217
(BATHROOM DOOR OPENS)

1019
00:50:10,949 --> 00:50:14,519
ALL: Ooh!

1020
00:50:15,954 --> 00:50:17,258
You're next.

1021
00:50:19,927 --> 00:50:24,529
I pick number... 12.

1022
00:50:31,672 --> 00:50:32,669
What?

1023
00:50:33,543 --> 00:50:34,539
You're 12?

1024
00:50:36,942 --> 00:50:39,141
ALL: Ooh!

1025
00:50:39,177 --> 00:50:41,381
(SOUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1026
00:50:50,053 --> 00:50:51,457
Nice.

1027
00:50:52,022 --> 00:50:53,261
Sorry.

1028
00:51:19,382 --> 00:51:21,751
Margaret, turn around.

1029
00:51:31,732 --> 00:51:32,762
Um...

1030
00:51:33,569 --> 00:51:34,599
So...

1031
00:51:36,506 --> 00:51:37,569
Hi.

1032
00:51:38,343 --> 00:51:39,340
Hey.

1033
00:51:40,972 --> 00:51:42,178
So...

1034
00:51:46,111 --> 00:51:47,315
(PHILIP CHUCKLES)

1035
00:51:50,652 --> 00:51:51,748
(KISSES)

1036
00:51:56,791 --> 00:51:58,491
(DOOR OPENS)

1037
00:52:00,027 --> 00:52:01,857
(CHILDREN CHEERING)

1038
00:52:08,805 --> 00:52:10,635
(HYMN PLAYING ON ORGAN)

1039
00:52:13,142 --> 00:52:14,944
NANCY: So, the kiss
was really good?

1040
00:52:14,979 --> 00:52:18,277
They were
pretty good kisses. Yeah.

1041
00:52:18,312 --> 00:52:21,646
Kisses? He kissed you
more than once?

1042
00:52:22,852 --> 00:52:24,653
Like, how many times?

1043
00:52:24,689 --> 00:52:26,288
About five, I think.

1044
00:52:27,189 --> 00:52:29,522
I don't know.
I think I lost count.

1045
00:52:31,723 --> 00:52:33,795
<i>I know I shouldn't be</i>
<i>enjoying this, God,</i>

1046
00:52:33,830 --> 00:52:36,361
<i>but it's just too good.</i>

1047
00:52:36,397 --> 00:52:38,729
<i>Sorry, sorry,</i>
<i>I'm going to focus.</i>

1048
00:52:40,771 --> 00:52:43,170
(ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING)

1049
00:52:43,205 --> 00:52:45,433
The Book of Isaiah,
chapter nine,

1050
00:52:45,469 --> 00:52:47,243
verses six and seven says,

1051
00:52:47,278 --> 00:52:52,543
"For unto us a child is born.
Unto us, a son is given

1052
00:52:52,578 --> 00:52:55,247
"and he will be called
Wonderful Counselor,

1053
00:52:55,283 --> 00:52:58,650
"Mighty God,
Everlasting Father"

1054
00:52:58,685 --> 00:53:01,120
MARGARET:<i> If only you could</i>
<i>give me a hint, God.</i>

1055
00:53:01,155 --> 00:53:02,858
(PRIEST CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)

1056
00:53:02,893 --> 00:53:04,821
<i>I'm more confused than ever.</i>

1057
00:53:06,127 --> 00:53:07,890
<i>Which religion should I be?</i>

1058
00:53:09,595 --> 00:53:11,195
<i>Sometimes I just wish</i>
<i>I'd been born</i>

1059
00:53:11,230 --> 00:53:12,631
<i>one way or the other.</i>

1060
00:53:14,068 --> 00:53:15,964
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

1061
00:53:40,097 --> 00:53:41,622
Hi, there.
This is Barbara calling,

1062
00:53:41,657 --> 00:53:43,660
from Delano Elementary School.

1063
00:53:43,696 --> 00:53:46,995
And we're just
looking for, uh... donations.

1064
00:53:47,703 --> 00:53:49,138
Sorry.

1065
00:53:49,173 --> 00:53:52,308
Oh, God. I didn't realize
it was dinner.

1066
00:53:52,941 --> 00:53:54,937
Okay. Bye-bye.

1067
00:53:57,207 --> 00:53:58,479
(SIGHS)

1068
00:54:02,250 --> 00:54:04,584
-(BIRD CHIRPING OUTSIDE)
-(GASPS)

1069
00:54:08,658 --> 00:54:09,853
(GASPS)

1070
00:54:17,096 --> 00:54:18,301
(SOFTLY) Hi.

1071
00:54:19,331 --> 00:54:21,535
(GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING)

1072
00:54:23,706 --> 00:54:24,703
(SIGHS)

1073
00:54:26,372 --> 00:54:27,607
Don't go, don't go, don't go.

1074
00:54:28,242 --> 00:54:29,409
(BIRD CONTINUES CHIRPING)

1075
00:54:29,444 --> 00:54:32,513
I can't believe
you're still there. Okay.

1076
00:54:37,654 --> 00:54:38,651
Okay.

1077
00:54:47,360 --> 00:54:48,727
-(DOORBELL RINGS)
-(GASPS)

1078
00:54:50,095 --> 00:54:51,433
No.

1079
00:54:56,673 --> 00:54:57,568
Jan.

1080
00:54:57,603 --> 00:55:00,376
I just popped by
to pick up your stars.

1081
00:55:00,843 --> 00:55:03,475
Yes. Um...

1082
00:55:03,510 --> 00:55:06,345
Uh, I've been cleaning.
Come on in.

1083
00:55:06,381 --> 00:55:10,581
Um, I'll just,
uh, get the stars.

1084
00:55:10,617 --> 00:55:14,588
Um, they're,
they're almost, uh, ready.

1085
00:55:15,853 --> 00:55:18,986
You know,
I ordered furniture and, um,

1086
00:55:19,021 --> 00:55:21,425
-they still haven't sent it.
-Oh, my gosh.

1087
00:55:21,460 --> 00:55:23,260
So crazy. Okay, stars. Um...

1088
00:55:23,296 --> 00:55:25,733
Stars. Stars. Stars.

1089
00:55:25,769 --> 00:55:27,095
(GIGGLES)

1090
00:55:27,936 --> 00:55:29,235
Thank you.

1091
00:55:29,270 --> 00:55:31,206
Oh, and don't say anything,

1092
00:55:31,241 --> 00:55:34,235
but Deb's stars
are a little lopsided.

1093
00:55:34,271 --> 00:55:35,439
Oh.

1094
00:55:35,474 --> 00:55:37,338
You know, yours are so good.

1095
00:55:37,374 --> 00:55:38,577
Thank you.

1096
00:55:38,612 --> 00:55:41,049
You think you could do
her allotment, too?

1097
00:55:41,084 --> 00:55:42,946
Just between the two of us?

1098
00:55:44,153 --> 00:55:45,980
(STUTTERING) Sure... Yes.

1099
00:55:46,016 --> 00:55:49,425
Ah. Thank you.
You are such a doll. (LAUGHS)

1100
00:55:49,460 --> 00:55:53,492
Well, I better get going.
There's lots to do still.

1101
00:55:53,528 --> 00:55:55,224
-I'll get the door there.
-Thank you.

1102
00:55:55,259 --> 00:55:56,725
Okay.

1103
00:55:56,760 --> 00:55:58,395
Okay, bye.
Thank you for these.

1104
00:55:58,430 --> 00:56:00,161
Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime.

1105
00:56:03,234 --> 00:56:04,902
(GROANS)

1106
00:56:12,410 --> 00:56:13,614
Hello, girls.

1107
00:56:14,082 --> 00:56:15,415
I'm Mrs. Webster.

1108
00:56:15,450 --> 00:56:17,250
And I am here
to speak to you today

1109
00:56:17,285 --> 00:56:18,850
about your changing bodies.

1110
00:56:21,258 --> 00:56:24,325
Told you this was
the big sex movie.

1111
00:56:24,360 --> 00:56:25,558
MRS. WEBSTER:
Some of you may have

1112
00:56:25,593 --> 00:56:28,661
already begun
to experience these changes.

1113
00:56:28,696 --> 00:56:31,197
While others of you still
haven't experienced

1114
00:56:31,232 --> 00:56:33,161
a single change at all.

1115
00:56:34,205 --> 00:56:36,203
We're going to watch
a short film

1116
00:56:36,238 --> 00:56:38,034
to learn a little bit more.

1117
00:56:40,438 --> 00:56:42,643
(GIRLS MURMURING)

1118
00:56:46,676 --> 00:56:49,084
(PROJECTOR WHIRRING)

1119
00:56:49,119 --> 00:56:51,113
(LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC PLAYING)

1120
00:56:52,689 --> 00:56:54,115
FEMALE NARRATOR: (OVER SCREEN)
<i>All girls are unique.</i>

1121
00:56:54,151 --> 00:56:57,591
<i>But sometime, between the ages</i>
<i>of nine and 16</i>

1122
00:56:57,627 --> 00:57:00,863
<i>one very special thing</i>
<i>happens to every girl,</i>

1123
00:57:00,898 --> 00:57:02,531
<i>menstruation.</i>

1124
00:57:03,832 --> 00:57:07,401
<i>Once a month, a velvety lining</i>
<i>of blood and tissue</i>

1125
00:57:07,437 --> 00:57:09,568
<i>forms in her uterus</i>
<i>to make a warm,</i>

1126
00:57:09,604 --> 00:57:13,004
<i>nutritious place</i>
<i>for a baby to grow.</i>

1127
00:57:13,039 --> 00:57:17,304
<i>If a baby is not conceived,</i>
<i>the lining is not needed.</i>

1128
00:57:17,340 --> 00:57:21,379
<i>And so, the blood is released</i>
<i>through the vagina.</i>

1129
00:57:21,414 --> 00:57:24,318
<i>That's menstruation.</i>

1130
00:57:24,354 --> 00:57:25,982
Who do you think
will get it first?

1131
00:57:26,017 --> 00:57:28,053
(CHUCKLES) Who do you think
will get it last?

1132
00:57:28,089 --> 00:57:30,051
(GIGGLING)

1133
00:57:30,087 --> 00:57:32,292
I honestly don't know
what's taking me so long

1134
00:57:32,327 --> 00:57:33,992
to get this dumb furniture.

1135
00:57:34,027 --> 00:57:35,859
I guess I just want our house
to look like one of those

1136
00:57:35,895 --> 00:57:38,534
nice little houses
nice little families have.

1137
00:57:40,236 --> 00:57:41,499
Do you like these egg chairs?

1138
00:57:41,534 --> 00:57:43,605
When did you get your period?

1139
00:57:45,435 --> 00:57:46,471
Um...

1140
00:57:46,506 --> 00:57:48,175
Just tell me how old you were.

1141
00:57:48,210 --> 00:57:51,844
I... I think I was 14?

1142
00:57:52,817 --> 00:57:54,379
That late?

1143
00:57:54,415 --> 00:57:55,647
That's not late, actually.

1144
00:57:55,682 --> 00:57:57,678
I mean, I had a cousin
who was 16.

1145
00:57:57,714 --> 00:57:59,983
Sixteen? Oh, my God.

1146
00:58:00,018 --> 00:58:02,990
(STUTTERING) I'd...
I'd die if I didn't get it

1147
00:58:03,026 --> 00:58:04,356
before I was 16.

1148
00:58:04,391 --> 00:58:05,954
Honey, you will get it

1149
00:58:05,990 --> 00:58:08,525
exactly when
you're supposed to get it.

1150
00:58:08,560 --> 00:58:09,829
Don't worry about it.

1151
00:58:12,128 --> 00:58:13,729
NANCY: My mom got me
Radio City tickets

1152
00:58:13,764 --> 00:58:15,665
since I got all straight A's.

1153
00:58:15,700 --> 00:58:17,771
Um, does anybody want to come?

1154
00:58:17,806 --> 00:58:20,042
Only bad thing is, is my
brother and Moose are coming.

1155
00:58:20,077 --> 00:58:21,907
-Oh, I'll go.
-Okay.

1156
00:58:24,178 --> 00:58:25,174
I got it.

1157
00:58:26,147 --> 00:58:27,176
Got what?

1158
00:58:28,116 --> 00:58:29,684
My period.

1159
00:58:30,152 --> 00:58:31,983
(MARGARET GASPS)

1160
00:58:32,018 --> 00:58:34,288
I just don't really understand
how you got it first

1161
00:58:34,323 --> 00:58:35,587
when I have way more than you.

1162
00:58:35,623 --> 00:58:37,019
Well, that doesn't
mean anything.

1163
00:58:37,054 --> 00:58:38,660
-Yes, it does, Gretchen.
-Okay, just tell us

1164
00:58:38,696 --> 00:58:41,124
-how it happened.
-Start from
the very beginning.

1165
00:58:42,663 --> 00:58:46,529
Well, I was sitting there
at dinner

1166
00:58:46,564 --> 00:58:47,996
eating my meatloaf

1167
00:58:48,032 --> 00:58:50,672
and I felt something
coming out of me.

1168
00:58:51,307 --> 00:58:52,905
So I went to the bathroom,

1169
00:58:52,940 --> 00:58:56,909
pulled down my pants and
that's when I saw the blood.

1170
00:58:58,642 --> 00:59:00,213
So I called my mom

1171
00:59:00,248 --> 00:59:01,479
and I showed her.

1172
00:59:01,514 --> 00:59:03,517
And (SIGHS) she got some

1173
00:59:03,553 --> 00:59:06,384
"sanitary napkins,"
as she calls them.

1174
00:59:06,420 --> 00:59:08,217
I put one on and...

1175
00:59:09,787 --> 00:59:11,825
Well, that's the whole thing.

1176
00:59:13,925 --> 00:59:16,629
That's the whole thing?
Just that?

1177
00:59:16,664 --> 00:59:18,332
-I told you everything.
-NANCY: No.

1178
00:59:18,368 --> 00:59:20,469
There has to be
something more.

1179
00:59:20,504 --> 00:59:22,766
My sister said
that it kinda has a smell.

1180
00:59:22,802 --> 00:59:24,666
But I haven't
noticed that yet.

1181
00:59:24,702 --> 00:59:26,607
A smell? Like what?

1182
00:59:26,643 --> 00:59:29,037
She said it kinda smells
like the monkey bars.

1183
00:59:29,072 --> 00:59:31,774
-The monkey bars? Ugh.
-GRETCHEN: Yeah.

1184
00:59:31,810 --> 00:59:33,944
I used to love
the monkey bars.

1185
00:59:33,980 --> 00:59:38,249
But do you feel older now?
Like more mature?

1186
00:59:38,285 --> 00:59:39,617
Oh, yeah.

1187
00:59:39,652 --> 00:59:41,589
I don't know how to explain it

1188
00:59:41,624 --> 00:59:43,557
and you won't understand it
till you get it,

1189
00:59:43,592 --> 00:59:46,659
but I feel like
everything's changed.

1190
00:59:46,695 --> 00:59:47,859
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.

1191
00:59:47,894 --> 00:59:49,497
I've never been
so jealous my entire life

1192
00:59:49,532 --> 00:59:50,663
and I hate myself
for being jealous.

1193
00:59:50,698 --> 00:59:52,893
Just please,
please just let me grow

1194
00:59:52,929 --> 00:59:54,296
and let me get my period.

1195
00:59:54,331 --> 00:59:56,368
Let me just be normal
and regular like everybody else.

1196
00:59:56,404 --> 00:59:57,505
Just please, please,

1197
00:59:57,540 --> 00:59:59,070
please, please, please,
please, please!

1198
01:00:02,209 --> 01:00:03,674
Amen.

1199
01:00:03,709 --> 01:00:05,041
(MUZAK PLAYING ON SPEAKERS)

1200
01:00:05,076 --> 01:00:07,516
JANIE: I don't know
if I want to do this.

1201
01:00:07,551 --> 01:00:10,015
It's fine.
It's just so that we're ready.

1202
01:00:10,615 --> 01:00:12,050
Just in case.

1203
01:00:19,325 --> 01:00:20,322
Come on.

1204
01:00:21,393 --> 01:00:22,764
Okay.

1205
01:00:26,897 --> 01:00:28,902
WOMAN: Next in line, please.

1206
01:00:29,570 --> 01:00:31,069
Please, God, let it be a lady.

1207
01:00:32,404 --> 01:00:33,709
Please.

1208
01:00:34,275 --> 01:00:35,837
Thank you.

1209
01:00:35,872 --> 01:00:37,075
(BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF)

1210
01:00:39,316 --> 01:00:41,075
-Hey, there.
-WOMAN: Hey.

1211
01:00:41,111 --> 01:00:42,745
-No...
-Let's just put them back.

1212
01:00:42,780 --> 01:00:45,314
No, come on. Come on.

1213
01:00:59,532 --> 01:01:01,429
(BELT WHIRRING)

1214
01:01:02,601 --> 01:01:03,871
(BELT SQUEAKING)

1215
01:01:12,008 --> 01:01:13,947
(BELT CONTINUES WHIRRING)

1216
01:01:17,584 --> 01:01:18,919
-Oh, my God!
-Oh!

1217
01:01:22,157 --> 01:01:23,556
(SIGHS)

1218
01:01:23,591 --> 01:01:26,256
-The Tic Tacs!
-(LAUGHS)

1219
01:01:27,696 --> 01:01:29,695
-Why the Tic Tacs?
-I don't know.

1220
01:01:29,731 --> 01:01:32,229
-Everything worked out.
-Oh, man.

1221
01:01:37,341 --> 01:01:39,335
(LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)

1222
01:02:17,481 --> 01:02:20,046
-(KNOCK AT DOOR)
-Uh, come in.

1223
01:02:23,253 --> 01:02:24,077
-Hi.
-Hey.

1224
01:02:24,113 --> 01:02:26,080
Uh, you've got a postcard.

1225
01:02:26,115 --> 01:02:29,185
-Oh. Thanks.
-Who's in D.C.?

1226
01:02:29,220 --> 01:02:33,389
Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went
for President's Day.

1227
01:02:34,231 --> 01:02:35,492
-Oh.
-Yeah.

1228
01:02:35,527 --> 01:02:37,225
Okay.

1229
01:02:37,261 --> 01:02:39,934
-You want the door closed?
-Yeah. Sure.

1230
01:02:45,670 --> 01:02:47,007
"I got it"?

1231
01:02:50,675 --> 01:02:52,474
Oh, come on!

1232
01:02:58,784 --> 01:03:00,922
(TELEPHONE RINGING)

1233
01:03:03,990 --> 01:03:07,957
Hello? Simon residence.
Sylvia speaking.

1234
01:03:07,992 --> 01:03:09,260
MARGARET: (ON PHONE)<i> Grandma?</i>

1235
01:03:09,861 --> 01:03:12,835
Margaret? What's wrong?

1236
01:03:13,535 --> 01:03:15,068
I just really miss you.

1237
01:03:15,436 --> 01:03:16,432
<i>Oh, honey.</i>

1238
01:03:16,733 --> 01:03:18,137
Me, too.

1239
01:03:18,173 --> 01:03:20,672
<i>I'll be back next week</i>
<i>to see the Rockettes and...</i>

1240
01:03:20,707 --> 01:03:22,711
maybe could I come down

1241
01:03:22,746 --> 01:03:24,708
and stay the night
like we did last time?

1242
01:03:24,743 --> 01:03:26,481
<i>Oh, sweetheart.</i>

1243
01:03:26,517 --> 01:03:29,049
I'd love to, I'd love...
But I...

1244
01:03:29,515 --> 01:03:30,512
<i>Well...</i>

1245
01:03:33,590 --> 01:03:35,657
I'm going to be
in Florida then.

1246
01:03:35,692 --> 01:03:38,289
<i>I, uh, I heard about</i>
<i>this hotel</i>

1247
01:03:38,324 --> 01:03:41,855
and there's a lot of people
my age there and, uh...

1248
01:03:41,891 --> 01:03:44,399
Um, okay.

1249
01:03:44,435 --> 01:03:46,594
Wait a minute. Wait. Um...

1250
01:03:47,737 --> 01:03:49,966
What if you
fly down to Florida

1251
01:03:50,001 --> 01:03:51,566
and spend a few days with me?

1252
01:03:51,602 --> 01:03:54,905
<i>-Isn't your spring break soon?</i>
-Yeah. The end of April.

1253
01:03:54,940 --> 01:03:56,972
Perfect! I'll still be there.

1254
01:03:57,007 --> 01:03:58,476
I'll ask Mom and Dad.

1255
01:03:58,512 --> 01:04:00,141
Oh, great!

1256
01:04:00,177 --> 01:04:02,951
<i>That's my girl. Bye, darling.</i>

1257
01:04:05,683 --> 01:04:08,317
(SIGHS)

1258
01:04:08,352 --> 01:04:10,091
NANCY: Come on, come on!
Front row tickets!

1259
01:04:10,126 --> 01:04:13,625
-Front row tickets, remember?
-I'm coming! Yes, coming!

1260
01:04:13,661 --> 01:04:14,724
(SHOW MUSIC PLAYING)

1261
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:16,063
I'm so excited.

1262
01:04:18,795 --> 01:04:20,001
Hi.

1263
01:04:20,568 --> 01:04:21,904
-Hi.
-Hey.

1264
01:04:30,447 --> 01:04:32,442
(SHOW MUSIC CONTINUES)

1265
01:04:46,056 --> 01:04:48,458
-Excuse me.
-Okay.

1266
01:04:48,793 --> 01:04:49,998
Thank you.

1267
01:04:56,835 --> 01:04:57,937
(MOOSE MUTTERING)

1268
01:04:57,972 --> 01:04:59,942
(SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS)

1269
01:05:03,941 --> 01:05:05,039
Sorry. Lefty.

1270
01:05:05,074 --> 01:05:06,575
Oh, no, it's okay.

1271
01:05:09,819 --> 01:05:11,217
Do you know if
the waiter's anywhere?

1272
01:05:11,252 --> 01:05:14,385
Oh. You can have mine.
I didn't drink any out of it.

1273
01:05:14,818 --> 01:05:16,024
Thanks.

1274
01:05:17,458 --> 01:05:18,455
Hey.

1275
01:05:20,827 --> 01:05:21,961
Do you know something

1276
01:05:21,997 --> 01:05:23,696
I've always liked
about you, Margaret?

1277
01:05:23,731 --> 01:05:25,028
-No?
-Come with me.

1278
01:05:25,063 --> 01:05:26,395
I got to go to the bathroom.

1279
01:05:26,430 --> 01:05:28,498
We'll be right back.
Don't touch my food.

1280
01:05:31,270 --> 01:05:33,275
You know, I've had to go
since we got here...

1281
01:05:33,310 --> 01:05:34,404
(URINATING)

1282
01:05:34,440 --> 01:05:36,442
...and then I drank, like,
three 7Ups or something.

1283
01:05:36,477 --> 01:05:37,907
Uh-huh.

1284
01:05:37,943 --> 01:05:39,641
(FINISHES URINATING)

1285
01:05:41,713 --> 01:05:42,743
Oh, no.

1286
01:05:43,783 --> 01:05:45,119
-Oh, no.
-What?

1287
01:05:45,654 --> 01:05:47,319
Oh, please. Oh, no.

1288
01:05:48,687 --> 01:05:49,717
Nancy?

1289
01:05:51,426 --> 01:05:52,790
Oh, no.

1290
01:05:52,826 --> 01:05:53,990
Nancy, what's wrong?

1291
01:05:54,025 --> 01:05:55,158
Go get my mom, Margaret.

1292
01:05:55,194 --> 01:05:56,895
-What's going on?
-Go get my mom.

1293
01:05:56,930 --> 01:05:58,800
-Please, quick.
-Let me in.

1294
01:05:58,835 --> 01:06:02,033
Please, please just
go get my mom!

1295
01:06:02,069 --> 01:06:04,006
Okay, okay,
I'll be right back.

1296
01:06:06,702 --> 01:06:10,137
Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying.
She needs you.

1297
01:06:10,172 --> 01:06:12,410
Oh, oh. All right.

1298
01:06:18,288 --> 01:06:19,116
Nancy?

1299
01:06:19,152 --> 01:06:21,682
-Nancy?
-Oh, Mom, please help me.

1300
01:06:21,718 --> 01:06:23,990
-Please help me. Please.
-The door's locked, Nancy.

1301
01:06:24,025 --> 01:06:25,389
I can't get in.
You have to unlock it.

1302
01:06:25,425 --> 01:06:28,127
-I can't open it, I can't.
-Yes, you can, Nancy.

1303
01:06:28,162 --> 01:06:30,362
Unlock this door. Come on.
(KNOCKS ON DOOR)

1304
01:06:31,863 --> 01:06:33,101
Let me in.

1305
01:06:34,602 --> 01:06:35,631
(SNIFFLES)

1306
01:06:39,905 --> 01:06:40,935
What's going on?

1307
01:06:40,970 --> 01:06:42,469
(SOBS)

1308
01:06:42,505 --> 01:06:44,745
All right, all right,
calm down.

1309
01:06:44,780 --> 01:06:46,242
Calm down, I can't help you.

1310
01:06:46,278 --> 01:06:48,678
Hmm? Hey, look at me.
Calm down.

1311
01:06:48,713 --> 01:06:51,713
I can't help you if you don't
stop crying and talk to me.

1312
01:06:55,459 --> 01:06:57,587
Hey. What is it?

1313
01:06:59,695 --> 01:07:01,261
(WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY)

1314
01:07:05,768 --> 01:07:09,467
Oh. Well, all right. Um...

1315
01:07:11,102 --> 01:07:12,602
Here. We'll just, uh...

1316
01:07:14,510 --> 01:07:15,805
Margaret?

1317
01:07:15,841 --> 01:07:17,175
Margaret.

1318
01:07:17,210 --> 01:07:21,046
Would you get Nancy
a pad, please

1319
01:07:21,081 --> 01:07:23,514
from the dispenser
on the wall?

1320
01:07:25,150 --> 01:07:27,381
She got her period, sweetie.

1321
01:07:27,416 --> 01:07:29,652
Does she always act like that?

1322
01:07:29,688 --> 01:07:33,194
Well, it's her first time.
She's just a little scared.

1323
01:07:46,841 --> 01:07:47,868
Thank you, sweetie.

1324
01:07:49,238 --> 01:07:50,673
All right. Yeah?

1325
01:07:52,779 --> 01:07:53,841
All right.

1326
01:07:55,685 --> 01:07:57,414
Well, you girls wash up.

1327
01:07:57,449 --> 01:08:00,122
I'm going to go tell
the others not to worry.

1328
01:08:03,286 --> 01:08:06,260
Not too long now. Okay?

1329
01:08:37,227 --> 01:08:40,525
MARGARET:<i> Are you there, God?</i>
<i>It's me, Margaret.</i>

1330
01:08:42,128 --> 01:08:44,166
<i>I don't even know what to say.</i>

1331
01:08:45,801 --> 01:08:46,927
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1332
01:09:05,018 --> 01:09:06,683
I'm going to Florida?

1333
01:09:07,551 --> 01:09:09,917
-Happy birthday.
-Mom. Thank you so much.

1334
01:09:15,465 --> 01:09:16,462
Hey!

1335
01:09:17,559 --> 01:09:19,867
-Happy birthday.
-Thank you.

1336
01:09:19,903 --> 01:09:21,368
Why do we have
different seats?

1337
01:09:21,403 --> 01:09:23,700
He said we're in groups
to study different countries.

1338
01:09:49,664 --> 01:09:51,325
Oh. Hey.

1339
01:09:51,361 --> 01:09:53,933
Hey. Happy birthday.

1340
01:09:53,968 --> 01:09:55,001
-Thanks.
-Oh, and, uh,

1341
01:09:55,036 --> 01:09:58,202
-I got you something.
-Ow!

1342
01:09:58,237 --> 01:10:00,075
It's a pinch to grow an inch.

1343
01:10:00,110 --> 01:10:03,476
And you know where
you need that inch. Hey.

1344
01:10:06,415 --> 01:10:08,775
MARGARET:<i> Are you there, God?</i>
<i>It's me, Margaret.</i>

1345
01:10:08,810 --> 01:10:11,979
<i>I hate Philip Leroy.</i>
<i>I hate him.</i>

1346
01:10:12,014 --> 01:10:15,323
<i>I hate Laura Danker, too!</i>
<i>With her big boobs.</i>

1347
01:10:15,359 --> 01:10:18,260
<i>"Ooh, look at me, everybody,</i>
<i>I'm wearing a sweater."</i>

1348
01:10:19,059 --> 01:10:21,591
<i>I hate Nancy. That liar!</i>

1349
01:10:21,627 --> 01:10:23,329
<i>And Norman Fisher,</i>
<i>the way that he reads</i>

1350
01:10:23,365 --> 01:10:25,961
<i>with his stupid lips</i>
<i>flapping everywhere!</i>

1351
01:10:25,996 --> 01:10:30,100
<i>Please. Please, just hurry up</i>
<i>and get me to Florida!</i>

1352
01:10:30,135 --> 01:10:32,340
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

1353
01:10:36,007 --> 01:10:37,004
(SIGHS)

1354
01:10:38,708 --> 01:10:40,211
Philip and Norman
should be here.

1355
01:10:40,246 --> 01:10:42,578
They make us do all the work.

1356
01:10:42,613 --> 01:10:44,715
What time is your mom
picking you up?

1357
01:10:45,656 --> 01:10:46,749
Not till later.

1358
01:10:46,785 --> 01:10:48,887
I have to go to St. Thomas
for Confession first.

1359
01:10:48,922 --> 01:10:51,558
Confession?

1360
01:10:51,593 --> 01:10:53,559
It's just something you have
to do when you're Catholic.

1361
01:10:54,391 --> 01:10:55,891
What do you confess?

1362
01:10:57,699 --> 01:10:58,696
Things.

1363
01:11:00,133 --> 01:11:02,436
What kinds of things?

1364
01:11:06,676 --> 01:11:07,672
Never mind.

1365
01:11:15,913 --> 01:11:18,012
You're just copying straight
out of the<i> World Book.</i>

1366
01:11:18,755 --> 01:11:20,383
It's four words.

1367
01:11:20,419 --> 01:11:22,923
"Germany invaded
Belgium when..."

1368
01:11:22,959 --> 01:11:24,324
So, you're still cheating.

1369
01:11:24,359 --> 01:11:26,223
Mr. Benedict will know
if you're cheating.

1370
01:11:26,258 --> 01:11:28,861
I'm not cheating! Jeez!

1371
01:11:28,897 --> 01:11:29,892
(WOMAN SHUSHES)

1372
01:11:32,498 --> 01:11:33,966
Quit acting like
you know everything

1373
01:11:34,002 --> 01:11:35,170
and you're so great.

1374
01:11:35,205 --> 01:11:36,665
This has nothing to do
with being great.

1375
01:11:36,701 --> 01:11:38,769
I know all about the stuff
that you do.

1376
01:11:40,306 --> 01:11:41,669
What's that supposed to mean?

1377
01:11:41,705 --> 01:11:43,576
I heard about you
and Moose Freed.

1378
01:11:44,376 --> 01:11:46,039
What about me and Moose Freed?

1379
01:11:46,075 --> 01:11:49,048
Oh, how you and Evan and Moose
go behind the A&P.

1380
01:11:49,083 --> 01:11:50,484
And why would I do that?

1381
01:11:50,520 --> 01:11:54,147
I don't know why you do it.
But I know why they do it.

1382
01:11:54,182 --> 01:11:56,386
So they can feel you up
or something and you let them.

1383
01:11:56,421 --> 01:11:57,791
You're a liar. You're lying!

1384
01:11:57,827 --> 01:11:58,860
I'm not lying.

1385
01:11:58,895 --> 01:11:59,987
You're just like Nancy.

1386
01:12:00,023 --> 01:12:02,859
All you do is pick on people
and make up stories.

1387
01:12:02,894 --> 01:12:04,861
You think I don't know
about you and your friends?

1388
01:12:17,372 --> 01:12:18,912
Laura!

1389
01:12:18,948 --> 01:12:21,513
Wait. Please! Laura!

1390
01:12:21,548 --> 01:12:23,914
-Wait up. Please!
-You think I don't know

1391
01:12:23,949 --> 01:12:26,221
that all of you make fun of me
like it's some kind of game?

1392
01:12:26,256 --> 01:12:27,450
-It's not me.
-Do you think I want to be

1393
01:12:27,485 --> 01:12:29,018
the biggest kid in the class?

1394
01:12:29,054 --> 01:12:32,290
How would you feel if you were
to wear a bra in fourth grade

1395
01:12:32,325 --> 01:12:33,357
and everybody called you names

1396
01:12:33,393 --> 01:12:35,056
just because of
how you looked?

1397
01:12:36,129 --> 01:12:37,399
I don't know.

1398
01:12:40,032 --> 01:12:41,662
(SCOFFS)

1399
01:12:41,697 --> 01:12:44,406
Hey, wait. I really am sorry.

1400
01:12:49,604 --> 01:12:51,479
(THUNDER RUMBLES)

1401
01:12:55,248 --> 01:12:56,814
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

1402
01:13:02,890 --> 01:13:04,052
Laura?

1403
01:13:06,025 --> 01:13:07,055
Laura.

1404
01:13:23,877 --> 01:13:26,646
MARGARET:<i> I'm the worst person</i>
<i>who ever lived, God.</i>

1405
01:13:26,681 --> 01:13:29,583
<i>I picked on Laura Danker</i>
<i>just because I felt mean.</i>

1406
01:13:30,746 --> 01:13:33,380
<i>I don't want to be like Nancy.</i>

1407
01:13:33,415 --> 01:13:36,722
<i>I don't even know if I want to</i>
<i>be friends with her anymore.</i>

1408
01:13:39,361 --> 01:13:41,023
<i>I've been</i>
<i>looking for you, God.</i>

1409
01:13:42,791 --> 01:13:45,165
<i>I looked for you in Temple,</i>

1410
01:13:45,201 --> 01:13:46,732
<i>I looked for you in Church...</i>

1411
01:13:48,269 --> 01:13:49,933
<i>I didn't feel you at all.</i>

1412
01:13:52,601 --> 01:13:54,234
<i>Why? Why, God?</i>

1413
01:13:55,873 --> 01:13:58,942
<i>Why do I only feel you</i>
<i>when I'm alone?</i>

1414
01:14:03,249 --> 01:14:05,551
Yes, my child.

1415
01:14:05,587 --> 01:14:08,116
Do you have something
you'd like to confess?

1416
01:14:10,089 --> 01:14:11,218
Um...

1417
01:14:12,487 --> 01:14:13,726
(SIGHS)

1418
01:14:17,393 --> 01:14:18,759
I...

1419
01:14:18,794 --> 01:14:21,030
I did something really awful.

1420
01:14:23,168 --> 01:14:24,506
And...

1421
01:14:26,701 --> 01:14:28,169
I'm really sorry.

1422
01:14:29,079 --> 01:14:31,110
(MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING)

1423
01:14:31,146 --> 01:14:33,141
(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

1424
01:14:47,962 --> 01:14:49,630
(SIGHS)

1425
01:14:56,468 --> 01:14:57,935
(BREATHING HEAVILY)

1426
01:15:00,109 --> 01:15:01,706
HERB:<i> "Dear Barbara,</i>

1427
01:15:01,741 --> 01:15:03,941
"your letter felt like
an answer to prayer.

1428
01:15:03,977 --> 01:15:06,207
"Your father and I have been
thinking about you a lot.

1429
01:15:06,242 --> 01:15:08,877
"We're getting older and
suddenly, more than anything,

1430
01:15:08,912 --> 01:15:12,852
"we'd like to see
our only daughter

1431
01:15:12,887 --> 01:15:15,557
"and finally get to know our
granddaughter, Margaret Ann."

1432
01:15:16,323 --> 01:15:17,356
(HERB CLEARS THROAT)

1433
01:15:17,391 --> 01:15:18,657
"We're flying east next week,

1434
01:15:18,692 --> 01:15:20,526
"and we sincerely hope
you'll let us visit.

1435
01:15:20,561 --> 01:15:22,762
"Love, your mother,
Mary Hutchins."

1436
01:15:26,036 --> 01:15:27,096
(HERB CLEARS THROAT)

1437
01:15:29,501 --> 01:15:30,935
So you sent them a card?

1438
01:15:33,372 --> 01:15:34,939
I don't know why.

1439
01:15:36,671 --> 01:15:38,008
(HERB SIGHS)

1440
01:15:44,518 --> 01:15:45,681
Do you remember
what it was like

1441
01:15:45,716 --> 01:15:47,347
when they just cast you out?

1442
01:15:49,122 --> 01:15:50,188
Yes.

1443
01:15:50,224 --> 01:15:51,219
HERB: Do you?

1444
01:15:52,227 --> 01:15:53,653
Because I remember.

1445
01:15:53,689 --> 01:15:55,025
I know. I know.

1446
01:15:55,860 --> 01:15:58,061
How they treated you
was just...

1447
01:15:58,961 --> 01:16:00,701
-I know.
-How they treated me?

1448
01:16:01,568 --> 01:16:03,599
They think
you're going to hell

1449
01:16:03,635 --> 01:16:05,134
because you married a Jew.

1450
01:16:06,207 --> 01:16:07,367
Think about that.

1451
01:16:08,042 --> 01:16:09,039
I...

1452
01:16:10,110 --> 01:16:11,205
I know.

1453
01:16:11,241 --> 01:16:14,715
Do you really, really want to
open up that door?

1454
01:16:15,349 --> 01:16:16,642
We have a good life.

1455
01:16:16,678 --> 01:16:18,081
Yes. Yes.

1456
01:16:19,482 --> 01:16:20,688
I...

1457
01:16:21,788 --> 01:16:26,188
But what if this means...
they've changed?

1458
01:16:29,495 --> 01:16:30,731
And if they haven't?

1459
01:16:34,533 --> 01:16:36,198
They're my parents.

1460
01:16:38,975 --> 01:16:40,002
HERB: Mmm.

1461
01:16:40,038 --> 01:16:42,105
-The only ones I got.
-They are your parents.

1462
01:16:43,209 --> 01:16:45,309
Oh, God.

1463
01:16:45,345 --> 01:16:48,214
Oh, my goodness.

1464
01:16:48,250 --> 01:16:49,244
BARBARA: I'm sorry.

1465
01:16:51,020 --> 01:16:52,745
(HERB SIGHS)

1466
01:16:52,781 --> 01:16:54,021
What's going on?

1467
01:16:54,057 --> 01:16:55,420
BARBARA: Um...

1468
01:16:55,456 --> 01:16:57,989
-Oh.
-Oh, honey, um...

1469
01:16:59,192 --> 01:17:00,321
Uh...

1470
01:17:02,230 --> 01:17:03,356
We got a letter

1471
01:17:03,392 --> 01:17:06,192
from, um, from my parents,
from your grandparents.

1472
01:17:06,228 --> 01:17:08,095
And they're coming
to visit next week.

1473
01:17:08,130 --> 01:17:10,570
-Next... next week?
-HERB: Mmm-hmm.

1474
01:17:10,605 --> 01:17:12,165
They're really
excited to meet you.

1475
01:17:12,200 --> 01:17:14,170
I won't be here.
I'll be in Florida.

1476
01:17:17,074 --> 01:17:19,005
I'm still going to Florida,
aren't I?

1477
01:17:19,041 --> 01:17:21,877
-Margaret, look...
-No. What?

1478
01:17:21,912 --> 01:17:24,013
I can't even
go to Florida now?

1479
01:17:24,048 --> 01:17:26,187
Come on, I don't even
want to see them.

1480
01:17:26,222 --> 01:17:27,622
I want to see Grandma.

1481
01:17:27,657 --> 01:17:29,853
I know. I know and we will
make this up to you.

1482
01:17:29,888 --> 01:17:31,855
I promise, you will go
to Florida,

1483
01:17:31,891 --> 01:17:34,053
-just another time.
-No, I don't want

1484
01:17:34,088 --> 01:17:35,994
to go to Florida another time.

1485
01:17:36,893 --> 01:17:38,564
Does Grandma know about this?

1486
01:17:38,600 --> 01:17:40,095
No, not yet.
We have to call her.

1487
01:17:40,131 --> 01:17:42,231
Well, I'm not doing it.
You can do it yourself.

1488
01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:44,132
-No, of course. Of course.
-HERB: Let me handle that.

1489
01:17:44,167 --> 01:17:46,367
-No, I will...
-Please let me call. Please.

1490
01:17:52,210 --> 01:17:54,741
-(LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING)
-MAN: To this beautiful day.

1491
01:17:54,777 --> 01:17:57,612
(PHONE RINGING)

1492
01:17:57,648 --> 01:17:59,050
Just one moment.

1493
01:17:59,852 --> 01:18:01,549
Don't eat all the cheese
without me.

1494
01:18:01,585 --> 01:18:02,855
(CHUCKLES)

1495
01:18:02,890 --> 01:18:05,425
I'm just kidding.
You eat as much as you want.

1496
01:18:05,460 --> 01:18:07,090
Depending on your cholesterol.

1497
01:18:07,125 --> 01:18:09,390
-(PHONE CONTINUES RINGING)
-I'm sure it's low.

1498
01:18:14,797 --> 01:18:15,966
Simon residence.

1499
01:18:16,001 --> 01:18:17,664
HERB: (OVER PHONE)
<i>Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh...</i>

1500
01:18:17,699 --> 01:18:19,037
Herb?

1501
01:18:19,072 --> 01:18:20,769
Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan
to come to Florida next week

1502
01:18:20,804 --> 01:18:21,835
isn't going to work out.

1503
01:18:21,870 --> 01:18:23,074
I'm really sorry.

1504
01:18:24,074 --> 01:18:25,747
MARGARET:<i> Just</i>
<i>give me the phone.</i>

1505
01:18:26,776 --> 01:18:27,878
<i>Hey, Grandma.</i>

1506
01:18:27,913 --> 01:18:30,149
Margaret, what happened?
What's going on?

1507
01:18:30,184 --> 01:18:32,083
We...

1508
01:18:32,118 --> 01:18:35,053
We got a letter that my
other grandparents are coming.

1509
01:18:35,988 --> 01:18:39,890
<i>And I just</i>
<i>really wanted to see you.</i>

1510
01:18:39,925 --> 01:18:42,060
Put your mother
on the phone right now.

1511
01:18:43,565 --> 01:18:45,327
-Oh, no...
-BARBARA: It's okay.

1512
01:18:48,004 --> 01:18:48,899
Sylvia.

1513
01:18:48,934 --> 01:18:50,637
What the hell
is going on, Barbara?

1514
01:18:50,672 --> 01:18:53,674
Sylvia, I'm so very sorry
about this

1515
01:18:53,710 --> 01:18:56,874
and I will try and explain it
another time.

1516
01:18:56,910 --> 01:18:58,843
No. You're going to
explain right now.

1517
01:18:58,878 --> 01:19:00,474
I'm sorry, I have to...
I have to go.

1518
01:19:05,085 --> 01:19:07,413
MARGARET:<i> Are you there, God?</i>
<i>It's me, Margaret.</i>

1519
01:19:07,448 --> 01:19:10,022
<i>-I'm absolutely miserable.</i>
-I am so sorry.

1520
01:19:10,057 --> 01:19:12,486
MARGARET:<i> Everything</i>
<i>is going wrong. Everything.</i>

1521
01:19:13,262 --> 01:19:14,762
<i>I'm begging you.</i>

1522
01:19:14,798 --> 01:19:17,827
<i>Make something happen</i>
<i>so that they don't come</i>

1523
01:19:17,862 --> 01:19:19,933
<i>and I can still go to Florida.</i>

1524
01:19:24,535 --> 01:19:25,906
(HUFFS)

1525
01:19:28,644 --> 01:19:30,311
Please, Margaret.
Even if it's fake,

1526
01:19:30,346 --> 01:19:32,440
can you just look happy?

1527
01:19:33,878 --> 01:19:35,842
Or at least not so unhappy?

1528
01:19:35,878 --> 01:19:37,144
(BARBARA SIGHS)

1529
01:19:37,180 --> 01:19:39,213
Why do you
even want to see them?

1530
01:19:39,248 --> 01:19:41,284
After everything
that they did to you?

1531
01:19:43,222 --> 01:19:48,288
Because I want them to see
how great we've done.

1532
01:19:48,324 --> 01:19:51,591
I... And how proud
I am of our family.

1533
01:19:56,637 --> 01:19:58,268
-Hey! Hello.
-(BARBARA SIGHS)

1534
01:19:59,307 --> 01:20:00,336
That's them.

1535
01:20:01,110 --> 01:20:02,107
Okay.

1536
01:20:04,608 --> 01:20:05,605
Hi!

1537
01:20:06,979 --> 01:20:09,613
They might hug you,
I don't know.

1538
01:20:09,648 --> 01:20:11,050
Just be prepared.

1539
01:20:13,355 --> 01:20:14,947
(BARBARA CHUCKLES)

1540
01:20:14,983 --> 01:20:16,150
-Hi!
-Hello!

1541
01:20:16,186 --> 01:20:18,458
Hello. It's so nice
to see you.

1542
01:20:18,493 --> 01:20:20,620
Oh, you too, Barbara.

1543
01:20:22,694 --> 01:20:23,997
-Oh.
-(KISSES)

1544
01:20:29,097 --> 01:20:31,004
-Hi, honey.
-Oh.

1545
01:20:34,470 --> 01:20:37,010
-This must be Margaret Ann.
-BARBARA: Mmm-hmm.

1546
01:20:38,807 --> 01:20:40,074
(KISSES)

1547
01:20:40,109 --> 01:20:41,880
We're very glad to meet you.

1548
01:20:41,915 --> 01:20:44,446
-Yes, we are. Yes, we are.
-Me, too.

1549
01:20:45,286 --> 01:20:46,349
Um...

1550
01:20:47,523 --> 01:20:49,482
Bags! We'll get the bags.

1551
01:20:49,517 --> 01:20:53,055
Um, Herb is just out, uh,
with the car.

1552
01:20:53,090 --> 01:20:55,190
-Yeah, so... Okay.
-PAUL: Okay.

1553
01:20:55,225 --> 01:20:57,530
BARBARA:
Just out here to the right.

1554
01:20:57,565 --> 01:20:59,329
The blue car there. Yep.

1555
01:21:01,336 --> 01:21:02,833
HERB: Hey.

1556
01:21:02,868 --> 01:21:04,637
-Youse okay? Yeah?
-Yeah.

1557
01:21:04,672 --> 01:21:06,133
Mom, Dad, you remember Herb?

1558
01:21:06,168 --> 01:21:07,573
-Yeah. Hello, Herb.
-Hi.

1559
01:21:07,608 --> 01:21:08,773
-How are you?
-Okay.

1560
01:21:08,809 --> 01:21:10,505
-Hi. Nice to see you.
-Hello.

1561
01:21:11,439 --> 01:21:13,179
Um, should I...
I'll take this for you.

1562
01:21:13,215 --> 01:21:14,245
Oh.

1563
01:21:17,650 --> 01:21:18,680
HERB: All right.

1564
01:21:18,715 --> 01:21:20,119
Okay.

1565
01:21:20,987 --> 01:21:22,048
All right.
Should I put these up?

1566
01:21:22,084 --> 01:21:23,518
Oh, yes. Thank you.

1567
01:21:24,926 --> 01:21:28,693
Here we are.
Make yourselves comfortable.

1568
01:21:28,728 --> 01:21:30,629
-Lovely home.
-Yeah!

1569
01:21:30,664 --> 01:21:33,198
Thank you. Yes. Uh...

1570
01:21:33,965 --> 01:21:35,735
Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh,

1571
01:21:35,771 --> 01:21:36,902
can you show them
to their room?

1572
01:21:36,938 --> 01:21:39,671
And, um, I'll just
get dinner started.

1573
01:21:39,706 --> 01:21:42,537
Sure. Um, up this way.

1574
01:21:46,343 --> 01:21:48,845
MARY: Gosh, you look
just like your mom

1575
01:21:48,880 --> 01:21:50,309
when she was your age.

1576
01:21:50,344 --> 01:21:53,020
MARGARET: Um, yeah. This way.

1577
01:21:57,987 --> 01:21:59,455
(BARBARA SIGHS)

1578
01:22:00,254 --> 01:22:02,759
-(EXHALES) Hi.
-Hey.

1579
01:22:02,794 --> 01:22:03,959
How are you doing?

1580
01:22:03,994 --> 01:22:06,161
Uh... How are you doing?

1581
01:22:06,197 --> 01:22:08,194
Um, I used up
all my small talk

1582
01:22:08,230 --> 01:22:09,603
-in the car.
-Oh, God.

1583
01:22:09,638 --> 01:22:11,973
Do they like sports? TV shows?

1584
01:22:13,436 --> 01:22:15,503
Game shows.
They used to watch game shows.

1585
01:22:15,539 --> 01:22:18,806
-Okay. Game shows, game shows.
-(DOORBELL RINGS)

1586
01:22:18,842 --> 01:22:20,039
HERB: Hmm.

1587
01:22:20,074 --> 01:22:21,675
Um, coming!

1588
01:22:24,519 --> 01:22:25,547
SYLVIA: Herb!

1589
01:22:26,420 --> 01:22:27,282
Mom!

1590
01:22:27,317 --> 01:22:29,651
Baby! Come give
your mom a big hug.

1591
01:22:29,687 --> 01:22:30,890
Oh.

1592
01:22:30,925 --> 01:22:32,724
-Oh. Look at your little face.
-Sylvia?

1593
01:22:32,759 --> 01:22:34,057
Yeah. My mom is here.

1594
01:22:34,093 --> 01:22:35,456
Uh, yes, she is.
What's happening?

1595
01:22:35,491 --> 01:22:37,697
Well, Margaret said
she needed to see me,

1596
01:22:37,732 --> 01:22:38,994
so we flew out from Florida.

1597
01:22:39,030 --> 01:22:40,161
Are your parents here yet?

1598
01:22:40,196 --> 01:22:43,001
Oh. This is Morris Binamin.

1599
01:22:43,036 --> 01:22:45,067
-Rhymes with cinnamon.
-(CHUCKLES)

1600
01:22:45,102 --> 01:22:47,269
-Hi.
-MARGARET: Grandma!

1601
01:22:47,304 --> 01:22:50,207
There's my Margaret!
(LAUGHING) Oh!

1602
01:22:50,242 --> 01:22:52,205
-BARBARA: Did you know?
-I had no... I know.

1603
01:22:52,240 --> 01:22:53,441
I missed you so much!

1604
01:22:53,476 --> 01:22:54,947
MARGARET: I thought
you were in Florida.

1605
01:22:54,982 --> 01:22:56,814
I know. Well,
Florida came to you.

1606
01:22:56,849 --> 01:22:58,148
-(CHUCKLES)
-Uh...

1607
01:22:58,184 --> 01:23:01,550
Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia.
Herb's mom.

1608
01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:05,721
Sylvia, this... These are
my parents, Paul and Mary.

1609
01:23:05,756 --> 01:23:07,253
Hello.

1610
01:23:07,288 --> 01:23:09,162
-Hello.
-(PAUL CHUCKLES)

1611
01:23:11,764 --> 01:23:12,828
We have pot roast.

1612
01:23:12,864 --> 01:23:14,468
SYLVIA: Sure.

1613
01:23:14,503 --> 01:23:16,103
(CUTLERY CLINKING)

1614
01:23:17,133 --> 01:23:18,534
PAUL AND HERB: Mmm.

1615
01:23:19,774 --> 01:23:21,074
-SYLVIA: Mmm.
-Oh, yeah.

1616
01:23:21,110 --> 01:23:23,272
-Dinner is delicious, Barbara.
-Oh, my God, yes.

1617
01:23:23,307 --> 01:23:26,110
-Oh.
-You have definitely improved.

1618
01:23:26,146 --> 01:23:28,412
-It is very nice.
-(LAUGHS) Thank you.

1619
01:23:30,317 --> 01:23:35,252
Well, I have to admit
it was a bit of a jolt, um,

1620
01:23:35,288 --> 01:23:39,493
but it's nice to have
everyone here together.

1621
01:23:39,528 --> 01:23:41,128
The whole family.

1622
01:23:43,359 --> 01:23:45,863
-And Mr. Binamin.
-(LAUGHS)

1623
01:23:45,898 --> 01:23:47,500
Nice to have you, too.

1624
01:23:47,536 --> 01:23:49,367
(ALL LAUGHING)

1625
01:23:50,266 --> 01:23:52,172
<i>-L'chaim.</i>
<i>-L'chaim.</i>

1626
01:23:53,840 --> 01:23:57,242
<i>L'chaim. L'chaim.</i>

1627
01:23:57,278 --> 01:24:00,244
<i>L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim.</i>
<i>L'chaim. L'chaim.</i>

1628
01:24:00,279 --> 01:24:02,413
-(MORRIS LAUGHING)
-(IN ENGLISH) To life!

1629
01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:09,085
(BARBARA CLEARS THROAT)

1630
01:24:09,121 --> 01:24:10,652
So, um,
do you watch<i> Jeopardy!?</i>

1631
01:24:15,623 --> 01:24:17,995
MARY: I used to braid
your mama's hair

1632
01:24:18,030 --> 01:24:19,130
when she was a little girl.

1633
01:24:19,165 --> 01:24:21,067
Did your mom
ever braid your hair?

1634
01:24:21,102 --> 01:24:23,600
Um, yeah, she used to do it
all the time.

1635
01:24:23,635 --> 01:24:26,670
I can see she taught you how
to braid with your bracelet.

1636
01:24:26,705 --> 01:24:27,773
Yeah.

1637
01:24:27,808 --> 01:24:29,075
Oh, there's just so much

1638
01:24:29,110 --> 01:24:30,537
we want to get to know
about you, Margaret.

1639
01:24:30,572 --> 01:24:32,579
Twelve years is a lot
to catch up on.

1640
01:24:32,614 --> 01:24:33,774
Yeah. A long time.

1641
01:24:34,475 --> 01:24:37,118
So, uh, we were wondering...

1642
01:24:38,479 --> 01:24:40,218
Do you go to Sunday school?

1643
01:24:40,253 --> 01:24:42,651
Or, uh, have you ever
thought about it?

1644
01:24:43,551 --> 01:24:47,027
-Uh...
-Nope. Never. Not once.

1645
01:24:47,062 --> 01:24:49,660
We asked Margaret
the question, Sylvia.

1646
01:24:49,696 --> 01:24:50,731
Margaret?

1647
01:24:50,766 --> 01:24:51,891
Well, you're wasting your time

1648
01:24:51,926 --> 01:24:55,067
because Margaret went
to Temple and she's Jewish.

1649
01:24:55,102 --> 01:24:56,867
-(DISHES CLATTER)
-What did you say?

1650
01:24:56,903 --> 01:24:57,935
BARBARA: Excuse me.

1651
01:24:57,970 --> 01:24:59,305
Margaret went to Temple.

1652
01:24:59,340 --> 01:25:00,802
-Okay, Mom, you're done.
-What are you talking about?

1653
01:25:00,837 --> 01:25:02,877
HERB: Okay, that's it.
SYLVIA: Well,
you left the room

1654
01:25:02,912 --> 01:25:04,506
and they're
trying to convert her.

1655
01:25:04,541 --> 01:25:05,975
Well, Margaret has the right
to be baptized

1656
01:25:06,011 --> 01:25:07,112
if she wants to be.

1657
01:25:07,147 --> 01:25:09,079
-Baptized?
-PAUL: If she wants to be.

1658
01:25:09,114 --> 01:25:10,316
BARBARA: I can't believe this.

1659
01:25:11,481 --> 01:25:12,779
I can't believe
you're doing this.

1660
01:25:12,815 --> 01:25:14,649
HERB: All right. Everyone,
this discussion is over.

1661
01:25:14,684 --> 01:25:16,653
We're her parents
and this discussion is over.

1662
01:25:16,689 --> 01:25:18,957
Yeah, you're right, it's over,
because she's already Jewish.

1663
01:25:18,992 --> 01:25:20,490
-Sylvia!
-Well, in our eyes,

1664
01:25:20,526 --> 01:25:24,130
-she's Christian.
-No, no! Margaret is nothing!

1665
01:25:24,166 --> 01:25:27,198
(STUTTERING) Margaret is
not Jewish or Christian.

1666
01:25:27,233 --> 01:25:30,133
She is no religion
until she decides.

1667
01:25:30,168 --> 01:25:31,268
Well, how can she be Jewish

1668
01:25:31,303 --> 01:25:32,799
-if her mother is Christian?
-Stop.

1669
01:25:32,835 --> 01:25:34,707
You were never there for her.
You abandoned her.

1670
01:25:34,743 --> 01:25:35,568
What does it matter?

1671
01:25:35,604 --> 01:25:37,172
Do you think
that we wanted this?

1672
01:25:37,207 --> 01:25:40,447
(OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS)

1673
01:25:40,482 --> 01:25:41,512
Stop it!

1674
01:25:42,818 --> 01:25:44,347
All of you, just stop it.

1675
01:25:44,382 --> 01:25:47,218
I don't care.
I don't care anymore.

1676
01:25:47,253 --> 01:25:49,689
It's all just
so stupid, religion!

1677
01:25:49,725 --> 01:25:50,956
Just stop fighting!

1678
01:25:50,991 --> 01:25:52,952
I... I don't want a religion.

1679
01:25:52,987 --> 01:25:55,625
-I don't care. I don't care!
-BARBARA: Margaret...

1680
01:25:56,799 --> 01:25:58,760
I don't even believe in God!

1681
01:26:03,132 --> 01:26:04,733
(DOOR SLAMS)

1682
01:26:06,768 --> 01:26:08,836
-Are you happy? Hmm?
-(BARBARA SNIFFLES)

1683
01:26:10,709 --> 01:26:12,739
-I'm so sorry. I did this.
-No, no, no. This is not...

1684
01:26:12,774 --> 01:26:14,347
-I am so sorry.
-No, this is not your fault.

1685
01:26:14,382 --> 01:26:17,249
This is not your fault.
Okay, this is not your fault.

1686
01:26:17,284 --> 01:26:20,049
No, that was everybody else.
That was not...

1687
01:26:20,085 --> 01:26:21,953
-Me.
-No, no, no.

1688
01:26:21,988 --> 01:26:23,686
(PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING)

1689
01:26:24,894 --> 01:26:26,557
MARGARET:<i> "Dear Mr. Benedict,</i>

1690
01:26:28,364 --> 01:26:32,563
<i>"what I learned about religion</i>
<i>is that it makes people fight.</i>

1691
01:26:34,698 --> 01:26:37,467
<i>"That every religion</i>
<i>says the same thing.</i>

1692
01:26:37,503 --> 01:26:40,437
<i>"If you pray to God,</i>
<i>he'll listen to you,</i>

1693
01:26:40,472 --> 01:26:42,540
<i>"and help you,</i>
<i>and make things better.</i>

1694
01:26:45,078 --> 01:26:47,443
<i>"But I've prayed and prayed</i>

1695
01:26:47,478 --> 01:26:50,416
<i>"and everything</i>
<i>just gets worse."</i>

1696
01:26:55,450 --> 01:26:57,390
Okay. We'll call you.

1697
01:26:59,658 --> 01:27:01,889
MARGARET:<i> "I don't know</i>
<i>anymore, but I think...</i>

1698
01:27:03,492 --> 01:27:05,761
<i>"that maybe the truth is...</i>

1699
01:27:08,596 --> 01:27:10,370
<i>"there's nobody up there.</i>

1700
01:27:13,271 --> 01:27:15,034
<i>"There's nobody listening.</i>

1701
01:27:18,946 --> 01:27:20,611
<i>"There's only just...</i>

1702
01:27:22,881 --> 01:27:23,977
<i>"me.</i>

1703
01:27:37,064 --> 01:27:40,433
<i>"Sincerely, Margaret Simon."</i>

1704
01:27:46,235 --> 01:27:47,269
Margaret.

1705
01:27:47,305 --> 01:27:49,508
(EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1706
01:27:59,788 --> 01:28:01,784
(CRYING SOFTLY)

1707
01:28:21,974 --> 01:28:23,238
(INHALES)

1708
01:28:23,273 --> 01:28:24,906
(EXHALES SHAKILY)

1709
01:28:35,385 --> 01:28:37,358
(STUDENTS CHATTERING)

1710
01:29:08,616 --> 01:29:10,919
-(SIGHS)
-(DOOR SHUTS)

1711
01:29:12,158 --> 01:29:14,387
-BARBARA: Hey.
-Hey.

1712
01:29:14,423 --> 01:29:16,397
Wait. Come here.

1713
01:29:17,694 --> 01:29:19,862
I don't really
feel like talking.

1714
01:29:21,134 --> 01:29:22,700
Yeah. I don't either.

1715
01:29:24,198 --> 01:29:29,674
But, um, I do want to say
sorry for how things went.

1716
01:29:31,909 --> 01:29:36,109
And I know that this past year
has not been easy.

1717
01:29:41,353 --> 01:29:43,116
Want to just sit for a minute?

1718
01:29:57,665 --> 01:30:01,101
Mmm, yeah. Good idea.

1719
01:30:13,622 --> 01:30:17,183
It gets tiring trying so hard
all the time, doesn't it?

1720
01:30:19,222 --> 01:30:20,494
Yeah.

1721
01:30:21,622 --> 01:30:23,926
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

1722
01:30:36,473 --> 01:30:39,040
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)

1723
01:30:49,387 --> 01:30:51,591
(INDISTINCT CHATTER)

1724
01:30:55,661 --> 01:30:59,333
-One, two, three. Cheese!
-GIRLS: Cheese!

1725
01:30:59,368 --> 01:31:02,864
-Junior High! Whoo!
-(GRETCHEN CHEERING)

1726
01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:05,803
NANCY: Come on, everybody.
Margaret, come on!

1727
01:31:10,471 --> 01:31:11,677
Hey.

1728
01:31:14,148 --> 01:31:15,241
Thanks, Mr. Benedict.

1729
01:31:16,283 --> 01:31:18,451
You're a really good teacher.

1730
01:31:18,486 --> 01:31:20,486
Well, I wouldn't say all that.
You know,

1731
01:31:20,521 --> 01:31:22,814
still trying to iron out
some of the kinks.

1732
01:31:22,850 --> 01:31:24,822
No, you were really good.

1733
01:31:26,524 --> 01:31:27,924
I'm glad you felt that way.

1734
01:31:28,492 --> 01:31:31,224
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)

1735
01:31:45,506 --> 01:31:46,712
Hey.

1736
01:31:49,580 --> 01:31:51,046
Do you want to come dance?

1737
01:31:53,316 --> 01:31:54,654
Really?

1738
01:31:55,384 --> 01:31:56,590
Yeah.

1739
01:32:09,598 --> 01:32:11,170
Yes! I knew it!

1740
01:32:11,206 --> 01:32:12,504
You basically already won.

1741
01:32:12,540 --> 01:32:14,441
GRETCHEN: You've been going
for ages.

1742
01:32:14,476 --> 01:32:16,708
-Ages, Gretchen?
-GRETCHEN: Can I please go?

1743
01:32:16,744 --> 01:32:18,942
NANCY: Gretchen, quit
complaining all the time.

1744
01:32:19,675 --> 01:32:21,043
I'm not complaining.

1745
01:32:21,950 --> 01:32:23,342
(CHEERING)

1746
01:32:26,217 --> 01:32:27,349
Nancy.

1747
01:32:27,385 --> 01:32:28,482
(GIRLS LAUGHING)

1748
01:32:28,518 --> 01:32:29,854
Come on, please?

1749
01:32:35,658 --> 01:32:36,894
GRETCHEN: I got it!

1750
01:32:52,414 --> 01:32:54,881
Really nice work
on the shading, Daniel.

1751
01:32:54,917 --> 01:32:55,811
Thank you.

1752
01:32:55,846 --> 01:32:57,847
I think maybe you could
put a wash here

1753
01:32:57,882 --> 01:33:01,853
just to blend that, but I...
It's beautiful.

1754
01:33:07,493 --> 01:33:10,026
-Oh. Hey, Barbara!
-Jan!

1755
01:33:10,061 --> 01:33:12,463
It's so funny to see you.
I was just gonna call you.

1756
01:33:12,498 --> 01:33:14,264
-Oh.
-Can you believe it,

1757
01:33:14,300 --> 01:33:15,564
about the stars?

1758
01:33:15,599 --> 01:33:17,198
-Oh, I know.
-Jeez.

1759
01:33:17,233 --> 01:33:20,105
Well, I guess everything
is a fire hazard these days.

1760
01:33:20,141 --> 01:33:21,469
(BOTH CHUCKLE)

1761
01:33:21,504 --> 01:33:22,871
Anyway, um,

1762
01:33:22,906 --> 01:33:24,243
we're getting
committees together

1763
01:33:24,278 --> 01:33:25,510
over at the Junior High

1764
01:33:25,546 --> 01:33:26,905
and I can think of
at least three

1765
01:33:26,941 --> 01:33:28,715
that you'd be perfect for.

1766
01:33:28,751 --> 01:33:34,820
Oh, Jan, that sounds great
and I'd love to, but, um...

1767
01:33:36,652 --> 01:33:38,120
I don't want to.

1768
01:33:40,460 --> 01:33:42,558
But thank you for asking me.

1769
01:33:42,593 --> 01:33:45,160
-Yeah.
-And, uh...

1770
01:33:46,268 --> 01:33:47,998
-Have a good day!
-Okay.

1771
01:33:51,368 --> 01:33:52,672
(SIGHS)

1772
01:33:52,708 --> 01:33:54,101
SYLVIA:<i> I'm going to write you</i>
<i>so many letters.</i>

1773
01:33:54,136 --> 01:33:56,704
So many letters,
the mailman's going to say,

1774
01:33:56,739 --> 01:33:58,737
"That's it! No more!"

1775
01:33:58,773 --> 01:34:00,577
(LAUGHING) Okay.

1776
01:34:00,612 --> 01:34:02,713
<i>Oh. Have the best time, honey.</i>

1777
01:34:02,748 --> 01:34:03,876
<i>We'll see you</i>
<i>when you get back.</i>

1778
01:34:03,911 --> 01:34:05,184
See you soon, sweetie.

1779
01:34:05,220 --> 01:34:06,481
-Have fun.
-Bye.

1780
01:34:06,517 --> 01:34:07,952
Love you. Bye!

1781
01:34:10,624 --> 01:34:12,889
-Okay. I think this is it.
-Got it?

1782
01:34:12,925 --> 01:34:14,689
-Then we just have to...
-HERB: Wait, wait, wait.

1783
01:34:14,724 --> 01:34:15,925
-...close it.
-Yeah.

1784
01:34:15,960 --> 01:34:17,792
-Camera, camera, camera.
-MARGARET: Oh, wait.

1785
01:34:17,827 --> 01:34:19,160
-Yes.
-HERB: All right.

1786
01:34:19,195 --> 01:34:21,260
BARBARA: Okay. Now, we just
have to close it.

1787
01:34:21,296 --> 01:34:22,866
-HERB: Sides. Check the sides.
-Okay, got it?

1788
01:34:22,901 --> 01:34:24,164
-HERB: Yeah, yeah. Step on it.
-Ready. Go.

1789
01:34:24,200 --> 01:34:26,698
-(GROANS IN PAIN)
-Oh, my God! Are you okay?

1790
01:34:26,734 --> 01:34:27,936
Whoo. Ah.

1791
01:34:27,971 --> 01:34:29,936
-Just kidding. (LAUGHS)
-Every time.

1792
01:34:29,971 --> 01:34:31,171
If it's there, I'll take it.

1793
01:34:31,206 --> 01:34:32,809
-Okay.
-HERB: Good stuff.
There it is.

1794
01:34:32,844 --> 01:34:34,712
Almost like
we've done it before.

1795
01:34:34,747 --> 01:34:37,212
-Yeah.
-(LAWN MOWER STARTS OUTSIDE)

1796
01:34:39,914 --> 01:34:41,315
BARBARA: Is it lawn day?

1797
01:34:43,223 --> 01:34:44,219
HERB: It is.

1798
01:34:46,729 --> 01:34:48,353
-We haven't paid him yet.
-BARBARA: We haven't.

1799
01:34:48,388 --> 01:34:50,459
No. And if you wanted to go
into the kitchen

1800
01:34:50,495 --> 01:34:51,765
and grab it...

1801
01:34:53,168 --> 01:34:56,099
Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

1802
01:35:05,312 --> 01:35:06,576
Hey. Hey, Moose.

1803
01:35:06,611 --> 01:35:08,276
(LAWN MOWER TURNS OFF)

1804
01:35:09,416 --> 01:35:10,612
Here. Dad says thanks.

1805
01:35:10,648 --> 01:35:11,945
Oh, thank you. Yeah.

1806
01:35:11,980 --> 01:35:14,521
Uh, well, have a good summer.

1807
01:35:14,556 --> 01:35:16,222
I won't be seeing you
for a while.

1808
01:35:16,258 --> 01:35:17,785
Oh, where you going?

1809
01:35:17,821 --> 01:35:20,392
Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah.

1810
01:35:20,427 --> 01:35:22,260
-Oh.
-Leaving today.

1811
01:35:22,296 --> 01:35:23,489
Well, have fun.

1812
01:35:25,231 --> 01:35:26,228
Thanks.

1813
01:35:27,500 --> 01:35:28,899
And, uh, I don't know.

1814
01:35:28,934 --> 01:35:31,101
Maybe we can hang out
when you get back?

1815
01:35:32,306 --> 01:35:34,005
Re... Really?

1816
01:35:35,043 --> 01:35:36,040
Yeah.

1817
01:35:36,641 --> 01:35:37,936
(LAWN MOWER STARTS)

1818
01:35:37,971 --> 01:35:40,209
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1819
01:35:41,346 --> 01:35:42,376
(SIGHS)

1820
01:35:43,176 --> 01:35:45,379
(LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC PLAYING)

1821
01:35:58,331 --> 01:36:01,065
(URINATING)

1822
01:36:11,939 --> 01:36:13,143
(MUSIC STOPS)

1823
01:36:18,615 --> 01:36:20,084
Oh, my God.

1824
01:36:20,881 --> 01:36:22,551
Oh, my God.

1825
01:36:22,586 --> 01:36:24,286
Mom... Mom?

1826
01:36:25,424 --> 01:36:27,459
Mom! Mom!

1827
01:36:27,495 --> 01:36:29,255
What is it? What's wrong?

1828
01:36:29,290 --> 01:36:32,932
(SHAKILY) I got it.
I got my period.

1829
01:36:33,530 --> 01:36:34,901
What?

1830
01:36:35,730 --> 01:36:37,233
(GASPS)

1831
01:36:37,934 --> 01:36:40,038
-I got it, right?
-Yeah!

1832
01:36:40,838 --> 01:36:43,441
-(BOTH LAUGHING)
-Yeah. Yes.

1833
01:36:43,476 --> 01:36:46,880
(SOBS) Oh, my God.

1834
01:36:49,143 --> 01:36:51,146
(BOTH CRYING AND LAUGHING)

1835
01:36:51,182 --> 01:36:53,551
-I don't know why I'm crying.
-(BOTH LAUGH)

1836
01:36:53,586 --> 01:36:55,755
Oh, my goodness. Wow.

1837
01:36:55,790 --> 01:36:57,919
-Are you okay? Yeah?
-I'm fine. I'm fine.

1838
01:36:57,954 --> 01:37:00,086
-You feel...
-Yep, I'm fine.

1839
01:37:00,121 --> 01:37:01,958
Do you have any cramping or...

1840
01:37:01,993 --> 01:37:03,928
-No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine.
-No?

1841
01:37:03,963 --> 01:37:05,563
I can't believe
this is happening to you.

1842
01:37:05,599 --> 01:37:06,694
I don't believe it either.

1843
01:37:06,730 --> 01:37:08,333
You're a woman!

1844
01:37:08,368 --> 01:37:09,532
I'm a woman!

1845
01:37:09,568 --> 01:37:11,069
(BOTH LAUGHING)

1846
01:37:13,334 --> 01:37:15,474
Okay, um...
Get down to business.

1847
01:37:15,509 --> 01:37:16,541
-We need pads.
-Yeah.

1848
01:37:16,576 --> 01:37:17,708
-Yeah, yeah.
-Yeah.

1849
01:37:17,743 --> 01:37:18,941
I actually bought you some.

1850
01:37:18,977 --> 01:37:20,208
-Really?
-I was going to sneak them

1851
01:37:20,244 --> 01:37:22,480
into your trunk at camp,
you know, just in case.

1852
01:37:22,516 --> 01:37:24,313
But, okay. One sec.

1853
01:37:25,485 --> 01:37:26,579
Be right there.

1854
01:37:28,388 --> 01:37:29,516
Okay. So...

1855
01:37:30,855 --> 01:37:32,891
Um, this is how they work.

1856
01:37:32,926 --> 01:37:34,454
-So you just put...
-I know how to do it.

1857
01:37:34,489 --> 01:37:36,595
I've been practicing
in my room for two months.

1858
01:37:36,630 --> 01:37:40,028
-(LAUGHING) What?
-Yeah.

1859
01:37:40,063 --> 01:37:42,067
-You have? Oh, my...
-Yes. Yes.

1860
01:37:44,503 --> 01:37:45,530
All right.

1861
01:37:45,566 --> 01:37:48,667
Well, then, you're, um...
You don't need me.

1862
01:37:51,245 --> 01:37:52,512
Yeah.

1863
01:37:52,547 --> 01:37:54,409
I'll be right out here. Okay.

1864
01:37:57,647 --> 01:37:58,848
(SIGHS)

1865
01:37:58,883 --> 01:38:01,383
(SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)

1866
01:38:03,588 --> 01:38:04,584
(EXHALES)

1867
01:38:08,889 --> 01:38:10,561
(SIGHS)

1868
01:38:10,596 --> 01:38:13,333
(BREATHING DEEPLY)

1869
01:38:13,368 --> 01:38:15,265
(GIGGLES QUIETLY)

1870
01:38:20,901 --> 01:38:22,404
(SIGHS)

1871
01:38:31,182 --> 01:38:33,118
MARGARET:<i> Are you</i>
<i>still there, God?</i>

1872
01:38:33,752 --> 01:38:35,615
<i>It's me, Margaret.</i>

1873
01:38:37,621 --> 01:38:38,684
<i>Thanks.</i>

1874
01:38:39,494 --> 01:38:41,093
<i>Thanks an awful lot.</i>

1875
01:38:51,737 --> 01:38:53,732
(PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING)