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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

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[SCREAMING]

3
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[ALL SCREAMING]

4
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[WHISTLE BLOWS]

5
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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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[ALL CHEERING]

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MAN 1: All aboard, girls!

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Bye!

9
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[BUS HONKING]

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MAN 2: Welcome home, honey!
GIRL 1: Hi, Daddy!

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Hi, Mom!

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- Mom!
- Hi!

13
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Hi! [LAUGHS]

14
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Wait. Did you get taller?

15
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- Yes, I did.
- Wow.

16
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So good. Okay. Oh, here it is.

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- Let's get your trunk.
- MARGARET: Yes.

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I double-parked the car
and they're already mad at me.

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- What car?
- Oh, we bought a car.

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- We bought got a car?
- Yeah!

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- What for?
- I'll explain later.

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It's that big blue one
right over there.

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- [HONKING]
- In the middle of the road.

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- MAN 3: Hey, lady,
you kidding me?
- BARBARA: Sorry!

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- Sorry, we're going.
One second.
- There's my girl!

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Grandma!

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- Ah!
- [HONKING CONTINUES]

28
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- Oh, God, I missed you!
- MARGARET: Me, too!

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Lady, you can't stop
in the middle of the street.
Let's go!

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- I'm sorry. Promise,
two more seconds.
- Come on, lady.

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Welcome home gift.

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- Oh, you made this?
- From scratch.

33
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- Aw!
- It's cashmere.

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I did everything

35
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- but shave the goat.
- [GIGGLES]

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- Margaret! Can you just...
- MAN 3: Let's go, ladies.

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I'm so sorry. Yeah,
get the bottom there.

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- Okay. You got it.
- Here we go. Okay.

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- Right on, girls.
- All right, here we go.

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- Oh, God.
- Heavy.

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Watch out for the...

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- Watch out for the bike.
- Oh, God.

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BARBARA: Here we go.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey.
I would've done it.

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BARBARA: Oh, hi!

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I would've done it.
Please, please.

47
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- Oh, my God. Amazing.
- We got it.

48
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- Dad!
- Hello! Oh, my goodness!

49
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- I'm so glad to see you.
- Me, too!

50
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Look at that! What happened?

51
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- So, how was camp?
- It was amazing.

52
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- So, you were in a play?
- Yep!

53
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Oh, my God. That's incredible.

54
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- What are those boxes for?
- Don't worry about that.

55
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I want to hear
more about camp.

56
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What else did you learn?

57
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- What else did you do?
- You're moving.

58
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- What?
- Really, Mom?

59
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- Sylvia. You promised.
- Oh, wow.

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We're moving?

61
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Look, it's...
Look, we we're...

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SYLVIA: She saw the boxes.

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- She was putting it together.
- I don't think she was.

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- We're moving?
- Okay.

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HERB: Just...

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Look, we wanted you
to settle in

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before we sprung the news.

68
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But, um, your dad
got his promotion.

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HERB: Yeah. Isn't that great?
BARBARA: And we found

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- this great house.
- HERB: Oh, the best house.

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- The best house.
- Where?

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Well, that's the thing.
We got really lucky. And...

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- New Jersey.
- HERB: Ah...

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- New Jersey?
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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- [HERB GROANS]
- I said I'd stay out of it.

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We're leaving New York?

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Barely leaving New York.

78
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It's just on the other side
of the river.

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But...

80
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But we're happy here.
We don't need to move.

81
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No, we don't need to move
but we want to move. Right?

82
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I don't.

83
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I'll have to leave
all of my friends

84
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and change schools

85
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and I'll never
see Grandma anymore.

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BARBARA: That is not true.

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Look, you're going to keep
all your friends here

88
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and you're going to make more
friends. And listen to this.

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I'm not going to work anymore.

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Do you know what that means?

91
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That means that I'm not going
to be gone all the time.

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Running from class to class.

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God. Do you know how
bad I felt about that?

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But you love teaching art.

95
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Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I do, I do, but...

96
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But this is,
this is our opportunity.

97
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I'll be home now.

98
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I can be home with you
every single day.

99
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I'll get involved
at your school,

100
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just like
all your friends' moms.

101
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And we'll have family dinners
and I'll learn to cook.

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[CHUCKLES]

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BARBARA: I know it's a lot.

104
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Can you just
try to believe us?

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Yeah.

106
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Mmm.

107
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I love you so much. Come here.

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Come here. You, too.
And you, Sylvia.

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- Sylvia. Come on.
- HERB: Come on, Mom. Come on.

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BARBARA: Come on.
You know you want to.

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Faster.

112
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Okay, okay,
I'm coming, I'm coming.

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BARBARA: There we go.
SYLVIA: Oh, my darling.

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I'm never
going to see you again.

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HERB: Oh, Jesus.

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- Wow.
- So dramatic all the time.

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What are you
taking her over there

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with the schmucks
and the condos

119
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on the other side
of the Hudson?

120
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But we're not going to be
in a condo.

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SYLVIA: And those
mafia diners,

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where they shoot each other...

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[ARGUING INDISTINCTLY]

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[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

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[SIGHS] God...

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[SIGHS]

128
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God?

129
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Are you there, God?

130
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It's me... Margaret Simon.

131
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Um...

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I just wanted... Well...

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First, I've, I've heard a lot
of great things about you.

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I don't want to move.

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I've never lived anywhere
but the city, and...

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I... I don't want to do this.

137
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Please, I'm begging you.

138
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Just please, just stop
this move from happening.

139
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Um, if...
if you can't do that...

140
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Just please don't let
New Jersey be too horrible.

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[SIGHS HEAVILY]

142
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[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

143
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- You're gonna have
to hurry up, all right?
- Okay, Dad!

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[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

145
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[CHILDREN LAUGHING]

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BARBARA: Okay, you.
You need some light.

147
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[SNIFFS] Oh, God.

148
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They smell bad?

149
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Oh, they don't
smell good, honey.

150
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- You're going to be there
very soon. Believe me.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]

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MARGARET: I'll get it.

152
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I already know
your name's Margaret

153
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and you're in sixth grade.

154
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The real estate agent
sent out,

155
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like, a tiny flyer about you
to the whole neighborhood.

156
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It was, like, this big
and it had your picture.

157
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Oh, okay.

158
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I'm Nancy.
I'm in sixth grade, too.

159
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Do you want to
come over to my house

160
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and run under
the sprinklers with me?

161
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Oh. I don't know.

162
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You don't know?

163
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Oh, no, no, no.
I just mean I'll have to ask.

164
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Um, just a second.

165
00:09:03,071 --> 00:09:04,376
- Mom?
- Yeah?

166
00:09:04,376 --> 00:09:05,900
There's a girl
from the neighborhood

167
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who asked if I could go
under the sprinklers with her.

168
00:09:07,728 --> 00:09:10,121
Oh, that's great. Yeah.

169
00:09:10,121 --> 00:09:11,645
I need my bathing suit.

170
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Good luck finding it in here.

171
00:09:13,037 --> 00:09:15,213
That's all right.
She can borrow one of mine.

172
00:09:16,650 --> 00:09:18,695
Oh, hello.

173
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Nancy Wheeler.
I live in the bigger house
up the street.

174
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Come on, let's go.

175
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Whose class are you in
at Delano?

176
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Um...

177
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The letter said "Room 18."

178
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I'm in room 18, too!

179
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We were supposed to have
Miss Phipps,

180
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but she ran off
with some guy to California,

181
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so we're going to get
a new teacher now.

182
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Come on. Room's upstairs.

183
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Voila.

184
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My bathing suit's over here.

185
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Um...

186
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- Here. It's clean.
- Thanks.

187
00:10:00,171 --> 00:10:02,609
- Where should I change?
- What's wrong with here?

188
00:10:04,567 --> 00:10:07,570
Nothing. I don't mind
if you don't mind.

189
00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:09,050
[SCOFFS] Why would I mind?

190
00:10:23,717 --> 00:10:25,153
You're still flat.

191
00:10:25,849 --> 00:10:26,894
Um...

192
00:10:26,894 --> 00:10:29,331
Well, I'm already growing.
See?

193
00:10:30,637 --> 00:10:32,073
I'm going to have
a pretty big chest.

194
00:10:35,250 --> 00:10:36,643
You know,
coming from New York,

195
00:10:36,643 --> 00:10:38,645
I thought you'd be
a lot more grown up.

196
00:10:38,645 --> 00:10:39,776
Have you ever kissed a boy?

197
00:10:41,125 --> 00:10:43,824
You mean, like, really kiss?
Like, on the lips?

198
00:10:43,824 --> 00:10:45,652
Yeah. Have you?

199
00:10:46,435 --> 00:10:48,437
Not exactly.

200
00:10:48,437 --> 00:10:51,179
Neither have I,
but I practice a lot.

201
00:10:51,179 --> 00:10:52,659
You want to see?

202
00:11:01,972 --> 00:11:03,234
[KISSING LOUDLY]

203
00:11:10,764 --> 00:11:13,984
[LAUGHING]

204
00:11:13,984 --> 00:11:15,377
What?

205
00:11:15,377 --> 00:11:16,552
- Sorry.
- You have to practice

206
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,293
or else you won't
be a good kisser.

207
00:11:19,903 --> 00:11:21,165
Ready to go?

208
00:11:22,079 --> 00:11:23,167
Sure.

209
00:11:23,167 --> 00:11:24,342
[60'S FRENCH MUSIC PLAYING]

210
00:11:24,342 --> 00:11:26,214
Follow the leader.

211
00:11:27,911 --> 00:11:29,086
Yeah, watch me.

212
00:11:39,444 --> 00:11:40,489
[BOTH LAUGHING]

213
00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:44,058
- I'm a supermodel.
- Okay.

214
00:11:46,887 --> 00:11:48,149
[YELPS]

215
00:11:48,149 --> 00:11:49,280
[BOYS LAUGHING]

216
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:51,892
- Evan, you stupid idiot!
- I'm sorry.

217
00:11:51,892 --> 00:11:53,415
You're such a great model,
by the way.

218
00:11:53,415 --> 00:11:54,503
Who are they?

219
00:11:54,503 --> 00:11:55,678
It's my dumb brother

220
00:11:55,678 --> 00:11:56,723
- and his stupid friend.
- Hey.

221
00:11:56,723 --> 00:11:58,637
- Mom!
- That was uncalled for.

222
00:11:58,637 --> 00:11:59,682
Who are you?

223
00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:03,338
Margaret. Um, we moved in
down the street.

224
00:12:03,338 --> 00:12:04,861
Oh, so you're the new people?

225
00:12:04,861 --> 00:12:06,428
Ask your dad if he wants me
to cut the lawn.

226
00:12:06,428 --> 00:12:07,864
Five bucks, and I trim, too.

227
00:12:07,864 --> 00:12:10,214
MRS. WHEELER: Evan!
Get over here right now!

228
00:12:11,172 --> 00:12:12,477
- [SIGHS] I got to go.
- Dude...

229
00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:16,003
[BOY GRUNTS]

230
00:12:21,617 --> 00:12:23,097
Got to get us more birdseed.

231
00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:25,708
Yeah.

232
00:12:25,708 --> 00:12:28,755
My name's Moose. Moose Freed.
I live down the street, too.

233
00:12:28,755 --> 00:12:29,799
Um...

234
00:12:31,148 --> 00:12:32,323
Yeah, but don't forget
to ask your dad

235
00:12:32,323 --> 00:12:33,847
about the lawn thingy.

236
00:12:34,586 --> 00:12:36,240
Yeah. [CHUCKLES] I won't.

237
00:12:37,633 --> 00:12:39,287
[SIGHS] Oh,
now I got to go see Evan.

238
00:12:39,287 --> 00:12:40,897
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

239
00:12:43,726 --> 00:12:45,336
Sorry you got stuck
with Moose.

240
00:12:45,336 --> 00:12:47,208
Oh, that's okay.

241
00:12:48,078 --> 00:12:50,602
Anyways, listen, Margaret.

242
00:12:50,602 --> 00:12:53,127
I've decided I want you
to join my secret club.

243
00:12:53,127 --> 00:12:55,607
There's three of us
and I'm letting in one more.

244
00:12:55,607 --> 00:12:56,826
But you can't wear socks

245
00:12:56,826 --> 00:12:58,175
or else the others
might not want you.

246
00:12:58,915 --> 00:12:59,916
Oh.

247
00:13:00,917 --> 00:13:02,049
See you later.

248
00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:03,050
[DOOR OPENS]

249
00:13:05,487 --> 00:13:07,924
MARGARET: <i>Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret, again.</i>

250
00:13:13,712 --> 00:13:15,323
It's the first day
of school tomorrow.

251
00:13:15,323 --> 00:13:16,890
I met this girl, Nancy.

252
00:13:16,890 --> 00:13:19,283
I don't really know
if she liked me.

253
00:13:19,283 --> 00:13:24,767
I think she just expected me
to be different or something.

254
00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:30,294
Anyway, well,
it did get me thinking.

255
00:13:30,294 --> 00:13:33,732
Maybe it is time for...

256
00:13:33,732 --> 00:13:37,475
things to be happening
around here?

257
00:13:37,475 --> 00:13:38,563
[KNOCKING AT DOOR]

258
00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:40,217
Come in.

259
00:13:41,392 --> 00:13:43,786
Look.

260
00:13:43,786 --> 00:13:45,179
MARGARET: <i>Anyway, just think
about what I mentioned.</i>

261
00:13:45,179 --> 00:13:46,354
BARBARA: It was in
with the bathroom stuff.

262
00:13:46,354 --> 00:13:47,834
I found this, too,
if you need it.

263
00:13:47,834 --> 00:13:48,922
MARGARET: <i>Thanks, God.</i>

264
00:13:48,922 --> 00:13:50,706
- Thanks, Mom.
- Mmm-hmm.

265
00:13:50,706 --> 00:13:51,968
[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

266
00:13:53,013 --> 00:13:55,058
Oh, wow, look at you.

267
00:13:55,058 --> 00:13:57,713
BARBARA: Are you ready
for your first day?
How you feeling?

268
00:13:57,713 --> 00:13:59,541
It's going to be great, right?

269
00:13:59,541 --> 00:14:03,066
And if it's not great, first
days don't count anyways.

270
00:14:03,066 --> 00:14:04,372
- Right?
- BARBARA: Exactly.

271
00:14:04,372 --> 00:14:05,721
- HERB: All right.
See you later.
- Bye!

272
00:14:05,721 --> 00:14:08,419
- HERB: Bye!
- Did I not
unpack your socks?

273
00:14:08,419 --> 00:14:11,292
Oh, um, uh...

274
00:14:11,292 --> 00:14:12,380
I don't want socks.

275
00:14:12,380 --> 00:14:14,338
Why? You'll get blisters.

276
00:14:14,338 --> 00:14:15,774
I just don't.

277
00:14:16,645 --> 00:14:18,603
[SUCKS TEETH] Okay.

278
00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:19,996
[LAWN MOWER STARTS OUTSIDE]

279
00:14:19,996 --> 00:14:21,389
Oh. Oh, wait. Dad!

280
00:14:23,173 --> 00:14:25,393
- Hey, hey, Dad!
- Yeah!

281
00:14:25,393 --> 00:14:26,785
- Hey. Um...
- Hey.

282
00:14:28,309 --> 00:14:29,484
I forgot to ask you.

283
00:14:29,484 --> 00:14:31,051
Um, a boy named Moose asked

284
00:14:31,051 --> 00:14:33,270
if he can cut our lawn
for five bucks.

285
00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:35,925
Moose? Well, tell him thanks,
but no, thanks.

286
00:14:35,925 --> 00:14:37,318
I just got a new power mower

287
00:14:37,318 --> 00:14:39,320
and I'm really excited
for the grass to grow.

288
00:14:39,320 --> 00:14:41,104
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

289
00:14:41,104 --> 00:14:43,019
- All right. Knock 'em dead
today, all right, sweetie?
- Okay.

290
00:14:43,019 --> 00:14:44,673
- Okay.
- Bye.

291
00:14:46,631 --> 00:14:48,633
I just need to warn you
one more time about the socks.

292
00:14:51,549 --> 00:14:53,987
- [LIVELY MUSIC CONTINUES]
- [STUDENTS CHATTERING]

293
00:15:13,702 --> 00:15:14,877
Oh, Margaret's here.

294
00:15:20,404 --> 00:15:23,842
Hello. Good,
I thought you'd forget.

295
00:15:23,842 --> 00:15:24,974
Guys, this is Margaret,

296
00:15:24,974 --> 00:15:26,410
the one
I was telling you about.

297
00:15:26,410 --> 00:15:28,630
- Margaret, this is Janie.
- Hi, nice to meet you.

298
00:15:28,630 --> 00:15:30,675
- Yeah, you, too.
- And this is Gretchen.

299
00:15:30,675 --> 00:15:33,504
- So, you're the fourth.
- Yeah.

300
00:15:33,504 --> 00:15:35,593
Well, you're lucky
we saved you a seat.

301
00:15:35,593 --> 00:15:38,118
Or else you'd be sitting
next to Norman Fisher.

302
00:15:40,859 --> 00:15:42,513
Ugh.

303
00:15:42,513 --> 00:15:44,951
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, don't look.

304
00:15:46,039 --> 00:15:48,693
Philip Leroy just walked in.

305
00:15:48,693 --> 00:15:51,479
I was praying so hard
he'd be in our class.

306
00:15:51,479 --> 00:15:52,741
Who's Philip Leroy?

307
00:15:53,568 --> 00:15:54,830
Take a guess.

308
00:16:03,360 --> 00:16:04,448
Is that our teacher?

309
00:16:05,536 --> 00:16:08,365
Her? [GIGGLES] No.

310
00:16:08,365 --> 00:16:11,020
That's Laura Danker.
Stay away from her, okay?

311
00:16:11,890 --> 00:16:13,196
My brother says that

312
00:16:13,196 --> 00:16:15,416
she goes behind the A
with him and Moose

313
00:16:15,416 --> 00:16:17,722
- and lets them feel her up.
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

314
00:16:20,421 --> 00:16:22,510
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- [MAN CLEARS THROAT]

315
00:16:24,729 --> 00:16:26,644
Good morning, class.
[CHUCKLES]

316
00:16:26,644 --> 00:16:28,124
First, let me
introduce myself.

317
00:16:28,124 --> 00:16:30,648
I am Mr. Benedict.

318
00:16:30,648 --> 00:16:32,999
And I'm your new
sixth grade teacher.

319
00:16:34,565 --> 00:16:36,089
Please complete
the following sentences

320
00:16:36,089 --> 00:16:39,396
so we can get to know each
other a little better, yeah?

321
00:16:39,396 --> 00:16:42,965
Now, I'll begin, just to
start things off for you guys.

322
00:16:44,053 --> 00:16:45,446
I love that I'm finally

323
00:16:45,446 --> 00:16:47,622
getting to be a teacher
for the first time.

324
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:50,451
I hate...

325
00:16:51,278 --> 00:16:52,627
feeling self-conscious

326
00:16:52,627 --> 00:16:54,020
trying not to feel
self-conscious because

327
00:16:54,020 --> 00:16:56,587
then you only feel
more self-conscious

328
00:16:56,587 --> 00:16:57,762
and then you're blabbing
in front of

329
00:16:57,762 --> 00:16:59,112
a whole bunch of kids. Um...

330
00:16:59,112 --> 00:17:01,897
I'm looking forward to
the year with you all.

331
00:17:02,637 --> 00:17:04,378
Okay, uh, your turn.

332
00:17:14,649 --> 00:17:15,780
[WHISPERING] Pass it on.

333
00:17:22,744 --> 00:17:24,833
[GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING]

334
00:17:28,576 --> 00:17:30,621
Yes. Okay.

335
00:17:37,759 --> 00:17:39,848
Can any of you go in here?

336
00:17:42,938 --> 00:17:44,200
Ugh, no.

337
00:17:45,419 --> 00:17:47,029
Back in the box.

338
00:18:01,174 --> 00:18:04,786
Okay. All right. Enough.

339
00:18:04,786 --> 00:18:06,570
Enough, enough, enough.

340
00:18:17,451 --> 00:18:19,017
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

341
00:18:20,018 --> 00:18:21,716
- Hello?
- Guess who?

342
00:18:21,716 --> 00:18:23,979
Oh. Sylvia, hi. Um...

343
00:18:25,198 --> 00:18:27,722
- Margaret's not home yet.
<i>- It's 3:32.</i>

344
00:18:28,201 --> 00:18:29,724
<i>Yeah?</i>

345
00:18:29,724 --> 00:18:32,857
You said she's out at 3:15
and the walk is ten minutes.

346
00:18:32,857 --> 00:18:34,642
Yes, I did say that.
But, well...

347
00:18:34,642 --> 00:18:35,947
I'm sure she'll be

348
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,253
walking through that door
any minute now.

349
00:18:37,993 --> 00:18:39,299
Well...

350
00:18:39,299 --> 00:18:42,040
Okay. I guess I'll just wait.

351
00:18:42,998 --> 00:18:44,042
Okay.

352
00:18:47,176 --> 00:18:48,917
So, how are you?

353
00:18:48,917 --> 00:18:52,399
I am fine. I'm good. Yes.

354
00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,618
- And how are you?
<i>- Oh, fine.</i>

355
00:18:54,618 --> 00:18:57,055
I read that when you don't
have any loved ones around

356
00:18:57,055 --> 00:18:59,536
your life expectancy
drops drastically,

357
00:18:59,536 --> 00:19:01,103
but, you know,
I've had a good run.

358
00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,800
[LAUGHS]

359
00:19:02,800 --> 00:19:06,064
You have.
You really have. Um...

360
00:19:06,064 --> 00:19:08,197
Margaret is here.
Just a second.

361
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:11,418
- It's Grandma.
- Oh. Where's the Band-Aids?

362
00:19:12,201 --> 00:19:13,768
Mmm.

363
00:19:13,768 --> 00:19:15,509
- Grandma!
<i>- Honey!</i>

364
00:19:15,509 --> 00:19:17,859
How's New Jersey?
Are you okay?

365
00:19:17,859 --> 00:19:19,774
You can tell me the truth.

366
00:19:19,774 --> 00:19:21,167
You know,
it's actually not that bad.

367
00:19:22,907 --> 00:19:26,215
Well, that's great news!
Wonderful news.

368
00:19:26,215 --> 00:19:27,825
Anyway, I was thinking

369
00:19:27,825 --> 00:19:30,785
that you could come visit
the weekend after next.

370
00:19:30,785 --> 00:19:32,308
<i>I'll get tickets to a show.</i>

371
00:19:32,308 --> 00:19:33,788
You can stay overnight,

372
00:19:33,788 --> 00:19:35,572
we'll have
a little slumber party.

373
00:19:35,572 --> 00:19:36,834
That could be fun, right?

374
00:19:36,834 --> 00:19:38,358
Oh, I'd love that.

375
00:19:38,358 --> 00:19:40,795
Oh, I knew you would. Great.

376
00:19:40,795 --> 00:19:42,666
And I'll tell your mother
it was your idea.

377
00:19:42,666 --> 00:19:44,407
- Okay?
<i>- Okay.</i>

378
00:19:44,407 --> 00:19:47,367
- Bye. Bye.
<i>- Bye, sweetheart.</i>

379
00:19:47,367 --> 00:19:48,759
- Bye. [LAUGHS]
<i>- Love you.</i>

380
00:19:52,981 --> 00:19:55,113
Hey, Mom, can I go Nancy's?

381
00:19:55,113 --> 00:19:57,115
Right now?
But you just got home.

382
00:19:57,115 --> 00:19:58,508
I haven't even heard
about your day yet.

383
00:19:58,508 --> 00:20:01,381
- I know, but can I go?
- Can I have one word?

384
00:20:01,381 --> 00:20:03,383
Ugh... Uh?

385
00:20:03,383 --> 00:20:04,514
Is that a word?

386
00:20:04,514 --> 00:20:07,343
- Can I go? Bye.
- Yes, yes, okay, go.

387
00:20:07,343 --> 00:20:09,519
- I love you. Bye!
- Bye!

388
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:12,479
NANCY: Freddy was like,
"Boom, boom, look at me!"

389
00:20:12,479 --> 00:20:14,089
He's like,
"Make up your mind!"

390
00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:15,699
- She wants attention.
- Obviously.

391
00:20:15,699 --> 00:20:17,658
I know.
With her "boobala joobeelee."

392
00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:19,660
- [LAUGHS]
- Hi!

393
00:20:19,660 --> 00:20:21,618
We were talking about
Laura Danker again.

394
00:20:21,618 --> 00:20:24,795
Yeah. And how she got
even bigger over the summer.

395
00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:27,276
Yeah, she looked so grown up.

396
00:20:27,276 --> 00:20:29,191
NANCY: You know she's worn
a bra since fourth grade?

397
00:20:29,191 --> 00:20:31,062
And I bet you a dollar
she gets her period, too.

398
00:20:31,062 --> 00:20:32,934
GRETCHEN: Well,
I know for sure
someone in the school does.

399
00:20:32,934 --> 00:20:35,284
- How?
- I always check the bins.

400
00:20:35,284 --> 00:20:37,155
- You know those little bins
in the stall?
- Mmm.

401
00:20:37,155 --> 00:20:39,549
All right. Let's get down
to business, huh?

402
00:20:40,637 --> 00:20:41,856
- First of all...
- Thanks.

403
00:20:41,856 --> 00:20:43,988
...this secret club
is a secret.

404
00:20:43,988 --> 00:20:46,817
Nobody tells anybody
what happens here,

405
00:20:46,817 --> 00:20:48,210
- all right?
- Duh.

406
00:20:48,210 --> 00:20:50,212
NANCY: Second, if you want
to be in the club,

407
00:20:50,212 --> 00:20:52,083
then you have to
follow the rules.

408
00:20:52,083 --> 00:20:53,563
What kind of rules?

409
00:20:53,563 --> 00:20:56,262
[SIGHS] Well, I don't know.
I'm thinking of them.

410
00:20:57,480 --> 00:20:59,656
Don't rush me. Hmm.

411
00:21:00,744 --> 00:21:02,398
Oh, I have one.

412
00:21:02,398 --> 00:21:06,402
If you want to be in the club,
then you have to wear a bra.

413
00:21:08,099 --> 00:21:09,753
GRETCHEN: I have one.

414
00:21:09,753 --> 00:21:13,061
If you guys get your period,
you have to tell us about it.

415
00:21:13,061 --> 00:21:14,454
- Yes.
- GRETCHEN: Immediately.

416
00:21:14,454 --> 00:21:16,107
Every detail.
Especially how it feels.

417
00:21:16,107 --> 00:21:18,196
GRETCHEN: Mmm-hmm.
JANIE: Ooh, mine is,

418
00:21:18,196 --> 00:21:19,633
we can make a Boy Book

419
00:21:19,633 --> 00:21:21,243
and write down the names
of the boys that we like.

420
00:21:21,243 --> 00:21:23,767
Mmm-hmm!
What about you, Margaret?

421
00:21:23,767 --> 00:21:25,116
What's your rule?

422
00:21:30,252 --> 00:21:31,601
Um...

423
00:21:31,601 --> 00:21:36,084
Yeah, with the Boy Books,
we have to show them

424
00:21:36,084 --> 00:21:40,131
to each other at every meeting
and we can't ever lie.

425
00:21:41,916 --> 00:21:43,831
- All right.
- [GIGGLES]

426
00:21:43,831 --> 00:21:46,181
NANCY: Let's get
this party rolling.

427
00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:47,269
[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]

428
00:21:47,269 --> 00:21:48,488
GRETCHEN: Whoo!

429
00:22:22,957 --> 00:22:25,046
[BARBARA EXHALES]

430
00:22:26,003 --> 00:22:27,396
Okay, honey.

431
00:22:28,745 --> 00:22:29,746
[SIGHS]

432
00:22:31,052 --> 00:22:32,880
All right. Mmm. [KISSES]

433
00:22:32,880 --> 00:22:33,968
See you tomorrow.

434
00:22:36,100 --> 00:22:37,363
I want to get a bra.

435
00:22:40,627 --> 00:22:41,758
Oh.

436
00:22:43,543 --> 00:22:45,153
You... You think you need one?

437
00:22:46,197 --> 00:22:47,851
Oh, no. Oh, honey.

438
00:22:47,851 --> 00:22:51,725
I'm so sorry.
No, I just mean that, uh...

439
00:22:51,725 --> 00:22:53,161
Bras are kind of a pain,

440
00:22:53,161 --> 00:22:55,555
so you know, why start sooner

441
00:22:55,555 --> 00:22:56,904
than you need to?

442
00:22:58,688 --> 00:23:01,474
But if you want one,
we... we can get you one.

443
00:23:01,474 --> 00:23:02,475
Well, yeah.

444
00:23:03,301 --> 00:23:04,390
So you want one?

445
00:23:04,390 --> 00:23:05,521
Yes. I already said that.

446
00:23:05,521 --> 00:23:08,394
Right. Okay.

447
00:23:08,394 --> 00:23:12,398
Great. Well, all right.
Well, then, we will do that.

448
00:23:12,398 --> 00:23:15,401
- This week?
- Yes. Good night.

449
00:23:15,401 --> 00:23:20,057
Good night. Good night,
my sweet. Okay.

450
00:23:20,057 --> 00:23:21,798
MARGARET: <i>So glad
that's over with, God.</i>

451
00:23:21,798 --> 00:23:23,234
[LIVELY MUSIC PLAYING]

452
00:23:27,804 --> 00:23:29,415
[PARENTS TALKING INDISTINCTLY]

453
00:23:31,286 --> 00:23:32,679
WOMAN: I'm sorry.
Hold on, just a moment.

454
00:23:34,289 --> 00:23:35,812
Are you here
for the PTA meeting?

455
00:23:35,812 --> 00:23:39,294
Oh, yes. Hi, hi.
I'm Barbara Simon.

456
00:23:39,294 --> 00:23:42,950
Oh, Barbara! I'm Jan Wheeler.
Nancy's mother.

457
00:23:42,950 --> 00:23:45,387
- I met Margaret.
- Oh, oh.

458
00:23:45,387 --> 00:23:47,128
We're just about to get
started, so please come in.

459
00:23:47,128 --> 00:23:48,956
- Have a seat.
- Okay, thank you.

460
00:23:48,956 --> 00:23:50,305
- All right.
- Just anywhere is fine?

461
00:23:50,305 --> 00:23:51,741
- Here. Just right here.
- Okay, okay.

462
00:23:51,741 --> 00:23:53,743
Here we go.

463
00:23:55,353 --> 00:23:58,008
Thank you all for coming.

464
00:23:58,008 --> 00:24:00,663
Delano is nothing without
its dedicated parents.

465
00:24:00,663 --> 00:24:02,143
Let's dive right in
and get started

466
00:24:02,143 --> 00:24:03,753
the way we do every year,

467
00:24:03,753 --> 00:24:05,755
by forming our committees.

468
00:24:05,755 --> 00:24:08,671
First up,
we have the Campus
Improvement Committee.

469
00:24:08,671 --> 00:24:09,759
Any volunteers?

470
00:24:09,759 --> 00:24:11,457
Ooh. Okay.

471
00:24:11,457 --> 00:24:13,763
Oh. Wonderful.

472
00:24:13,763 --> 00:24:17,332
Uh-huh. Barbara,
I got you. Okay.

473
00:24:17,332 --> 00:24:20,509
Next, the Delano
Social Committee.

474
00:24:21,162 --> 00:24:22,250
Sure, yeah. Okay.

475
00:24:22,250 --> 00:24:25,645
- Okay.
- [LAUGHS LIGHTLY] Great.

476
00:24:25,645 --> 00:24:27,777
All right.
The Fundraising Committee.

477
00:24:30,388 --> 00:24:31,564
Good for you, Barbara.

478
00:24:31,564 --> 00:24:33,043
This is going to be great.

479
00:24:33,043 --> 00:24:35,219
All right, pencils down.

480
00:24:35,219 --> 00:24:37,744
Kindly pass
your worksheets forward.

481
00:24:37,744 --> 00:24:39,659
How'd you do, Margaret?

482
00:24:39,659 --> 00:24:40,747
MARGARET: I think
I did pretty good.

483
00:24:40,747 --> 00:24:42,009
All right, uh...

484
00:24:42,009 --> 00:24:44,533
Before the bell,
I want to share some news

485
00:24:44,533 --> 00:24:47,101
that I think will make you all
very happy.

486
00:24:47,101 --> 00:24:50,147
[CHUCKLES] Now that you all
are in the sixth grade,

487
00:24:50,147 --> 00:24:54,282
you'll get to do a full,
year-long research project.

488
00:24:54,282 --> 00:24:56,023
- [STUDENTS GROANING]
- Yes!

489
00:24:56,023 --> 00:24:57,503
BOY: The worst.

490
00:24:57,503 --> 00:24:59,809
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]

491
00:24:59,809 --> 00:25:00,984
Margaret, I would like
to talk to you

492
00:25:00,984 --> 00:25:02,986
for a moment after class.

493
00:25:02,986 --> 00:25:05,467
Uh-oh.
What'd you do, Margaret?

494
00:25:11,386 --> 00:25:13,388
- Hi.
- Please have a seat.

495
00:25:15,825 --> 00:25:17,914
So basically,
I'm just having little chats

496
00:25:17,914 --> 00:25:20,177
with each student in advance
of your research projects

497
00:25:20,177 --> 00:25:21,614
to answer any questions

498
00:25:21,614 --> 00:25:23,746
or perhaps guide you
toward a topic of choice.

499
00:25:24,617 --> 00:25:25,835
Oh.

500
00:25:25,835 --> 00:25:28,403
And I read your
getting-to-know-you paper.

501
00:25:28,403 --> 00:25:30,448
And I noticed
under the "I hate" section,

502
00:25:30,448 --> 00:25:33,277
you wrote
"religious holidays."

503
00:25:33,277 --> 00:25:36,063
Which I... I found curious.

504
00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:42,112
If you don't want to share,
you don't...

505
00:25:42,112 --> 00:25:43,287
You don't have to, Margaret.

506
00:25:43,287 --> 00:25:45,638
Oh, no. It's just, um...

507
00:25:45,638 --> 00:25:47,553
I guess I just
don't like those holidays

508
00:25:47,553 --> 00:25:49,555
because I don't
celebrate any of them.

509
00:25:49,555 --> 00:25:51,818
My dad is Jewish
and my mom's Christian,

510
00:25:51,818 --> 00:25:54,734
so instead of picking
which religion I am, uh,

511
00:25:54,734 --> 00:25:56,649
they just decided
that I wouldn't have one

512
00:25:56,649 --> 00:25:58,825
and I can choose
when I grow up.

513
00:25:58,825 --> 00:26:02,045
And have you
given that much thought?

514
00:26:02,045 --> 00:26:04,221
Not really. My grandma
wants me to be Jewish.

515
00:26:04,221 --> 00:26:05,396
And your other grandparents

516
00:26:05,396 --> 00:26:07,660
want you to be Christian,
I imagine.

517
00:26:07,660 --> 00:26:09,270
I don't know.
I've never met them before.

518
00:26:09,270 --> 00:26:10,967
They live in Ohio.

519
00:26:10,967 --> 00:26:12,490
So you've never met them
at all?

520
00:26:14,623 --> 00:26:15,798
- No.
- Oh.

521
00:26:16,886 --> 00:26:20,150
Well, if I may suggest it,

522
00:26:21,238 --> 00:26:23,240
I feel like
"religion" could be

523
00:26:23,240 --> 00:26:25,373
a very compelling
research topic for you.

524
00:26:29,159 --> 00:26:30,421
SYLVIA: [ON PHONE]
<i>Tickets are tenth row,</i>

525
00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:33,033
<i>dead center, very hard to get.</i>

526
00:26:33,033 --> 00:26:34,991
- Tell her that.
- BARBARA: <i>I will.</i>

527
00:26:34,991 --> 00:26:37,211
- Is she excited?
- She's excited.

528
00:26:37,211 --> 00:26:40,214
Well, I mean, is she excited
or is she just excited?

529
00:26:40,780 --> 00:26:42,390
She's excited.

530
00:26:42,390 --> 00:26:44,958
Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'll
let you go. Well, I'm excited!

531
00:26:44,958 --> 00:26:46,742
- Okay, bye.
<i>- Bye.</i>

532
00:26:48,091 --> 00:26:49,179
MARGARET: Hey.

533
00:26:49,179 --> 00:26:50,790
- Hey.
- What happened to the couch?

534
00:26:50,790 --> 00:26:53,836
Uh, it's time to turn over
a new leaf.

535
00:26:53,836 --> 00:26:56,360
I was thinking
maybe something modern?

536
00:26:56,360 --> 00:26:58,798
I don't know. I have to think
about it. How was school?

537
00:26:58,798 --> 00:27:01,191
You're home a little later
than usual, huh?

538
00:27:01,191 --> 00:27:03,063
Yeah.

539
00:27:03,063 --> 00:27:06,066
Hey. How come I've never met
your mom or dad?

540
00:27:07,023 --> 00:27:08,938
Um...

541
00:27:08,938 --> 00:27:10,766
Well, what made you
think about that?

542
00:27:10,766 --> 00:27:12,507
Just wondering.

543
00:27:12,507 --> 00:27:15,118
I mean, I know
that we don't see them

544
00:27:15,118 --> 00:27:16,946
because they're
so far away,

545
00:27:16,946 --> 00:27:18,644
but why don't we
even talk to them?

546
00:27:21,081 --> 00:27:23,257
We just, we just don't.

547
00:27:23,257 --> 00:27:25,346
It's, uh... It's, um...

548
00:27:26,477 --> 00:27:28,088
It's such a long story.

549
00:27:28,088 --> 00:27:29,524
What do you mean?

550
00:27:29,524 --> 00:27:32,179
I mean,
I'll tell you another time.

551
00:27:32,179 --> 00:27:33,833
Why can't you just
tell me now?

552
00:27:34,921 --> 00:27:36,009
[SIGHS]

553
00:27:37,358 --> 00:27:38,359
Um...

554
00:27:43,886 --> 00:27:45,714
[SIGHS] I just...

555
00:27:50,676 --> 00:27:51,938
Look, I just...

556
00:27:53,853 --> 00:27:54,854
Uh...

557
00:27:56,203 --> 00:27:58,596
So, um...

558
00:27:58,596 --> 00:28:01,469
We don't see
my parents because, um...

559
00:28:03,601 --> 00:28:05,255
They don't want to.

560
00:28:06,561 --> 00:28:08,041
What?

561
00:28:08,041 --> 00:28:10,826
My mom and dad are very,
very devout Christians, and...

562
00:28:11,740 --> 00:28:13,307
before you were born,

563
00:28:13,307 --> 00:28:17,050
when your dad
and I first fell in love,

564
00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:21,663
um, they told me that
it would be very hard for them

565
00:28:21,663 --> 00:28:23,273
to, uh, have a...

566
00:28:24,318 --> 00:28:25,319
Sorry.

567
00:28:26,146 --> 00:28:28,148
Jewish son-in-law.

568
00:28:28,148 --> 00:28:29,540
They told me it would be
very hard for them

569
00:28:29,540 --> 00:28:32,282
to have a Jewish son-in-law.

570
00:28:32,282 --> 00:28:34,807
And that
if I wanted to marry him,

571
00:28:34,807 --> 00:28:36,983
that was my business, but

572
00:28:36,983 --> 00:28:39,550
I wouldn't be
their daughter anymore.

573
00:28:41,074 --> 00:28:42,640
But you are their daughter.

574
00:28:46,688 --> 00:28:51,345
Mmm-hmm. [SNIFFLES] I guess,
um, what I mean is that, um...

575
00:28:53,956 --> 00:28:56,306
They just didn't want me
in their life anymore.

576
00:28:58,569 --> 00:28:59,701
So, I'm not.

577
00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:07,927
- [VOICE BREAKING] Mom.
- It's okay. Oh, honey.

578
00:29:08,623 --> 00:29:10,016
[MOANS]

579
00:29:10,016 --> 00:29:11,887
It was a long time ago.

580
00:29:13,497 --> 00:29:15,151
I have you guys.

581
00:29:15,151 --> 00:29:17,763
Okay, you know what?
I took Dad to the station

582
00:29:17,763 --> 00:29:19,199
so we could have the car

583
00:29:19,199 --> 00:29:20,809
because we're supposed to
go shopping, remember?

584
00:29:21,854 --> 00:29:23,420
Remember? Bras?

585
00:29:23,420 --> 00:29:24,770
Whoo-hoo.

586
00:29:27,120 --> 00:29:28,904
MARGARET: <i>Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.</i>

587
00:29:29,513 --> 00:29:30,558
[SIGHS]

588
00:29:30,558 --> 00:29:32,473
<i>I can't believe this.</i>

589
00:29:32,473 --> 00:29:34,692
<i>What kind of parents
would do that?</i>

590
00:29:34,692 --> 00:29:36,433
<i>And blame it on religion?</i>

591
00:29:38,000 --> 00:29:40,698
<i>God, please
take care of my mom.</i>

592
00:29:40,698 --> 00:29:41,917
<i>She's a good person.</i>

593
00:29:41,917 --> 00:29:44,224
<i>- She's nice to everyone.</i>
- You're welcome.

594
00:29:44,224 --> 00:29:45,965
MARGARET: <i>Even when
she doesn't need to be.</i>

595
00:29:45,965 --> 00:29:47,096
- Thank you.
- Can't forget about you.

596
00:29:48,750 --> 00:29:50,752
MARGARET: <i>I don't know
why this happened.</i>

597
00:29:50,752 --> 00:29:53,799
<i>But please, somehow,
make it all okay.</i>

598
00:29:53,799 --> 00:29:56,018
And here are the bras.

599
00:29:56,018 --> 00:29:58,107
MARGARET: <i>Oh, also,
I'm getting a bra today.</i>

600
00:29:58,107 --> 00:29:59,805
<i>I'd like something
to put in it, please.</i>

601
00:30:00,806 --> 00:30:02,068
Excuse me.

602
00:30:02,068 --> 00:30:05,071
Uh, we're looking for a bra
for my daughter.

603
00:30:05,071 --> 00:30:08,335
Hmm. Well, we don't have
many that small.

604
00:30:08,335 --> 00:30:10,032
But come with me, dear,
I'll measure you.

605
00:30:14,515 --> 00:30:15,646
Arms up, dear.

606
00:30:21,261 --> 00:30:22,610
Hmm.

607
00:30:22,610 --> 00:30:26,135
Barely a 28.
Not even a double-A.

608
00:30:26,135 --> 00:30:27,615
Your best bet
is going to be to go with

609
00:30:27,615 --> 00:30:29,356
- one of these Gro-Bras here.
- It's okay.

610
00:30:29,356 --> 00:30:32,272
So, one day, when you do grow,
it'll grow with you.

611
00:30:32,272 --> 00:30:34,013
Okay. Thank you very much.

612
00:30:34,013 --> 00:30:36,058
- WOMAN: Sure.
- Thanks, we'll just
go try it on.

613
00:30:40,149 --> 00:30:42,717
- Um...
- Hmm? Oh.

614
00:30:42,717 --> 00:30:44,980
Yeah. Can I just...
I'll just... Yep.

615
00:30:44,980 --> 00:30:47,113
Here we go.

616
00:30:47,113 --> 00:30:49,506
[SIGHS] This is
always the tough bit.

617
00:30:49,506 --> 00:30:52,074
I can't even do this
to this day.

618
00:30:52,074 --> 00:30:55,643
Okay. All right. Can I see?

619
00:30:58,951 --> 00:31:01,736
- How's that feel?
- I cannot wait to take it off.

620
00:31:01,736 --> 00:31:04,260
Yeah. Welcome to womanhood.

621
00:31:06,828 --> 00:31:08,395
[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

622
00:31:13,574 --> 00:31:14,575
[CHILDREN YELLING]

623
00:31:34,638 --> 00:31:35,857
Oh, hello.

624
00:31:35,857 --> 00:31:36,945
Hello.

625
00:31:36,945 --> 00:31:39,948
Look at you. Working the land.

626
00:31:40,949 --> 00:31:42,516
Heavy machinery, ouch.

627
00:31:42,516 --> 00:31:44,605
Be better if I take
my shirt off or it's too much?

628
00:31:44,605 --> 00:31:45,867
Not for me.

629
00:31:46,607 --> 00:31:47,695
- [ENGINE STARTS]
- Ooh.

630
00:31:47,695 --> 00:31:49,131
There it is, yeah.

631
00:31:51,438 --> 00:31:53,353
You ever been kissed
in the suburbs?

632
00:31:53,353 --> 00:31:54,354
- No, sir.
- [CHUCKLES]

633
00:31:58,575 --> 00:31:59,925
[SIGHS]

634
00:32:08,020 --> 00:32:09,543
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

635
00:32:12,372 --> 00:32:15,766
I'm Laura Danker.
What's your name?

636
00:32:27,735 --> 00:32:29,302
- [HERB SCREAMS]
- [MUSIC STOPS]

637
00:32:31,347 --> 00:32:33,349
God damn it! [GROANS]

638
00:32:33,349 --> 00:32:36,265
BARBARA: Oh, my God. Oh,
my God. Did you lose a finger?

639
00:32:36,265 --> 00:32:40,182
It does say,
"Stop the engine motor

640
00:32:40,182 --> 00:32:42,097
"before cleaning the mower,
unclogging the chute."

641
00:32:42,097 --> 00:32:43,446
Whose side are you on?

642
00:32:43,446 --> 00:32:44,970
Well, no, you turn off
the motor before you...

643
00:32:44,970 --> 00:32:46,101
I'm fine.

644
00:32:46,101 --> 00:32:47,798
You have to
turn the motor off, Dad.

645
00:32:48,495 --> 00:32:50,453
[LAWN MOWER RUNNING]

646
00:32:57,547 --> 00:32:58,896
NANCY: <i>Well, time for
Boy Books, everyone.</i>

647
00:32:59,636 --> 00:33:00,724
Who wants to go first?

648
00:33:00,724 --> 00:33:02,074
Like it matters.

649
00:33:02,074 --> 00:33:04,293
We all already know
who everyone put down.

650
00:33:05,077 --> 00:33:07,079
ALL: Philip Leroy!

651
00:33:07,079 --> 00:33:08,515
NANCY: He's so cute.

652
00:33:08,515 --> 00:33:09,907
GRETCHEN: It's been the same
since second grade.

653
00:33:09,907 --> 00:33:11,257
Well, he looks
better this year.

654
00:33:11,257 --> 00:33:12,867
- GRETCHEN: Really?
- Yes. He must have gone

655
00:33:12,867 --> 00:33:14,260
- to the beach or something.
- He doesn't look

656
00:33:14,260 --> 00:33:16,262
- any different.
- Who'd you put down, Margaret?

657
00:33:16,262 --> 00:33:19,047
- Yeah, I put him, too.
- [CHUCKLES]

658
00:33:19,047 --> 00:33:20,483
All right, well,
that was quick.

659
00:33:20,483 --> 00:33:24,183
Now it's time to check
for the bras.

660
00:33:24,183 --> 00:33:25,880
- [BRA STRAP SNAPS]
- Gretchen has a bra.

661
00:33:25,880 --> 00:33:27,360
Janie has a bra.

662
00:33:28,187 --> 00:33:30,145
Margaret has a bra. Huh.

663
00:33:30,145 --> 00:33:31,842
Now, let's go around
and tell our sizes.

664
00:33:31,842 --> 00:33:35,498
Well, mine didn't say
it had a size.

665
00:33:35,498 --> 00:33:37,457
It just said it was a Gro-Bra.

666
00:33:37,457 --> 00:33:39,154
Yeah, I got that one, too.

667
00:33:39,154 --> 00:33:40,547
Oh, same here.

668
00:33:40,547 --> 00:33:41,939
NANCY: Well, not me.

669
00:33:41,939 --> 00:33:43,419
I'm a 32, double-A.

670
00:33:45,334 --> 00:33:47,423
If you want to get out
of those small bras,

671
00:33:47,423 --> 00:33:48,555
you're going to have to do

672
00:33:48,555 --> 00:33:50,209
the same exercising
technique I do.

673
00:33:50,209 --> 00:33:52,689
- There's an exercise?
- NANCY: Of course there is.

674
00:33:52,689 --> 00:33:54,300
You hold your arms
out like this

675
00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:58,043
and you say, "I must, I must,
I must increase my bust.

676
00:33:58,043 --> 00:34:01,176
"I must, I must,
I must increase my bust."

677
00:34:01,176 --> 00:34:03,700
- Does that really work?
- I'm living proof.

678
00:34:03,700 --> 00:34:06,616
Now come on, get up.
Get up! Get up! Get up!

679
00:34:06,616 --> 00:34:08,836
You'll see. Get up.

680
00:34:08,836 --> 00:34:12,013
I must, I must,
I must increase my bust.

681
00:34:12,013 --> 00:34:14,276
ALL: I must,
I must increase my bust.

682
00:34:14,276 --> 00:34:15,712
Chin up!

683
00:34:15,712 --> 00:34:19,238
ALL: We must, we must,
we must increase our bust.

684
00:34:19,238 --> 00:34:23,198
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust.

685
00:34:23,198 --> 00:34:24,765
[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE]
"We must, we must,

686
00:34:24,765 --> 00:34:27,072
-"we must increase our bust."
- [GIRLS SHRIEKING]

687
00:34:27,072 --> 00:34:29,378
Shut up! You're so stupid!

688
00:34:29,378 --> 00:34:30,510
- Shut up!
- EVAN: I can feel it working!

689
00:34:30,510 --> 00:34:32,381
[YELLS] Mom!

690
00:34:33,991 --> 00:34:35,210
BARBARA: Grandma said
she'll pick you up

691
00:34:35,210 --> 00:34:36,342
right where you pull in.

692
00:34:36,342 --> 00:34:37,691
- Yes.
- I don't want you to talk to

693
00:34:37,691 --> 00:34:38,779
anybody on the bus.

694
00:34:38,779 --> 00:34:39,997
- Especially men.
- Right.

695
00:34:39,997 --> 00:34:41,216
And you find a nice seat
by yourself...

696
00:34:41,216 --> 00:34:43,088
- Okay. Okay, Dad.
- ...by the bus driver.

697
00:34:43,088 --> 00:34:44,611
Um, excuse me, sir,
this young lady,

698
00:34:44,611 --> 00:34:46,265
she's traveling
by herself today

699
00:34:46,265 --> 00:34:47,483
and I was just wondering if
you could keep an eye on her?

700
00:34:47,483 --> 00:34:48,615
- DRIVER: Sure, lady.
- Mom, come on.

701
00:34:48,615 --> 00:34:49,746
Okay, good bye. Good bye.

702
00:34:49,746 --> 00:34:51,008
- It's going to be fun. Bye.
- Bye!

703
00:34:51,748 --> 00:34:52,836
- Okay. Have fun.
- See ya.

704
00:34:52,836 --> 00:34:54,360
Right there, right there!

705
00:34:56,405 --> 00:34:57,711
HERB: Good.
BARBARA: There you go.

706
00:34:57,711 --> 00:35:00,148
- See ya!
- Independence is good, right?

707
00:35:01,715 --> 00:35:03,804
MARGARET: <i>Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.</i>

708
00:35:03,804 --> 00:35:07,112
<i>I'm a little nervous,
actually, about being alone,</i>

709
00:35:07,112 --> 00:35:08,635
<i>so can you just</i>

710
00:35:08,635 --> 00:35:10,463
<i>not let anything
really horrible happen?</i>

711
00:35:12,204 --> 00:35:14,858
<i>Oh, good. That makes me feel
a little better.</i>

712
00:35:14,858 --> 00:35:16,208
[BUS BRAKES HISS]

713
00:35:17,687 --> 00:35:20,995
<i>You know, maybe I will do
my school project on religion.</i>

714
00:35:22,736 --> 00:35:26,435
<i>I think it's finally time
for me to decide
what to be, God.</i>

715
00:35:27,610 --> 00:35:28,959
<i>You wouldn't mind, would you?</i>

716
00:35:29,873 --> 00:35:31,701
<i>I'll tell you all about it.</i>

717
00:35:31,701 --> 00:35:34,095
<i>And I promise
I won't make any decisions
without you first.</i>

718
00:35:34,095 --> 00:35:36,315
[AMUSING MUSIC PLAYING]

719
00:35:44,975 --> 00:35:46,542
[BUS BRAKES HISS]

720
00:35:46,542 --> 00:35:48,501
<i>♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General</i>

721
00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:50,894
<i>♪ I've information vegetable
Animal, and mineral</i>

722
00:35:50,894 --> 00:35:52,418
<i>♪ I know the kings of England</i>

723
00:35:52,418 --> 00:35:53,854
<i>♪ And I quote
The fights historical... ♪</i>

724
00:35:53,854 --> 00:35:54,942
Grandma!

725
00:35:54,942 --> 00:35:56,509
Darling, you made it.

726
00:35:56,509 --> 00:36:00,077
Oh, look at you!
You look gorgeous.

727
00:36:00,077 --> 00:36:01,253
So do you. Your hair's red.

728
00:36:01,253 --> 00:36:02,906
Yes, everybody thinks
I'm a showgirl.

729
00:36:02,906 --> 00:36:04,560
Come on, we'll drop your bag
with the doorman

730
00:36:04,560 --> 00:36:06,954
and then, we're gonna scoot
to the Delacorte.

731
00:36:06,954 --> 00:36:08,347
<i>♪ With many cheerful facts</i>

732
00:36:08,347 --> 00:36:09,217
<i>♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse</i>

733
00:36:09,217 --> 00:36:10,566
<i>♪ With many cheerful facts</i>

734
00:36:10,566 --> 00:36:11,654
<i>♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse</i>

735
00:36:11,654 --> 00:36:13,003
<i>♪ With many cheerful facts</i>

736
00:36:13,003 --> 00:36:14,744
<i>♪ About the square
Of the hypotenuse</i>

737
00:36:14,744 --> 00:36:16,485
[AUDIENCE CHUCKLES]

738
00:36:16,485 --> 00:36:18,705
<i>♪ Then I can write a washing
Bill in Babylonic cuneiform</i>

739
00:36:18,705 --> 00:36:20,837
<i>♪ And tell you every detail
Of Caractacus's uniform</i>

740
00:36:20,837 --> 00:36:22,839
<i>♪ In short, in matters
Vegetable, animal, and mineral</i>

741
00:36:22,839 --> 00:36:25,581
<i>♪ I am the very model
Of a modern Major-General</i>

742
00:36:25,581 --> 00:36:27,801
<i>♪ In short, in matters
Vegetable, animal, and mineral</i>

743
00:36:27,801 --> 00:36:29,846
<i>♪ He is the very model
Of a modern Major-General ♪</i>

744
00:36:34,286 --> 00:36:35,765
SYLVIA: Wait, a minute. Okay.
You should always

745
00:36:35,765 --> 00:36:38,377
put your hand lotion on
last thing at night.

746
00:36:38,377 --> 00:36:39,552
And then, some ladies

747
00:36:39,552 --> 00:36:41,293
put gloves on
over that to sleep in.

748
00:36:41,293 --> 00:36:43,295
- You know why?
- [GIGGLING] No.

749
00:36:43,295 --> 00:36:45,688
Okay. You have to promise
not to tell anybody this,

750
00:36:45,688 --> 00:36:46,820
what I'm going to
tell you now.

751
00:36:46,820 --> 00:36:49,301
- Okay? Okay, swear?
- Okay. I swear.

752
00:36:49,301 --> 00:36:50,693
So, I actually did this.

753
00:36:50,693 --> 00:36:52,173
I got a really
fabulous hand cream

754
00:36:52,173 --> 00:36:53,609
and I bought these
white gloves

755
00:36:53,609 --> 00:36:55,045
- and I put them on. All right.
- Oh!

756
00:36:55,045 --> 00:36:57,047
No, I did, I did. And so,
I'm lying there, like,

757
00:36:57,047 --> 00:36:58,353
I must've been asleep,

758
00:36:58,353 --> 00:36:59,615
and you know,
and I must've gone like this

759
00:36:59,615 --> 00:37:01,965
and I was, like,
"Ah! Who's in here?"

760
00:37:01,965 --> 00:37:04,925
[LAUGHING] Because I couldn't
feel my own hands.

761
00:37:06,492 --> 00:37:08,233
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- I was frightened.

762
00:37:10,409 --> 00:37:15,022
Oh, God. You are a fab...
I had the best time tonight.

763
00:37:15,022 --> 00:37:17,677
- It was amazing.
- You are a great date, toots.

764
00:37:17,677 --> 00:37:19,461
Oh, my gosh. You are.

765
00:37:19,461 --> 00:37:22,682
[SIGHS] Lordy, Lordy.

766
00:37:22,682 --> 00:37:25,206
Before I forget,
if you hear, like, a [SNORES]

767
00:37:25,206 --> 00:37:26,816
or a [BLOWS RASPBERRY]
it's not me.

768
00:37:27,687 --> 00:37:29,210
Okay? You're just dreaming

769
00:37:29,210 --> 00:37:31,081
and you're dreaming.
All right?

770
00:37:31,081 --> 00:37:33,170
Okay. Sweet dreams.

771
00:37:34,084 --> 00:37:35,129
[SYLVIA SIGHS]

772
00:37:42,267 --> 00:37:43,442
Hey, Grandma.

773
00:37:44,051 --> 00:37:45,313
Yeah, sugar.

774
00:37:46,923 --> 00:37:49,186
Do you think maybe I could go

775
00:37:49,186 --> 00:37:50,797
to the temple
with you sometime?

776
00:37:50,797 --> 00:37:53,365
[GASPS] You bet you can.

777
00:37:54,322 --> 00:37:56,019
Really? Really?

778
00:37:56,629 --> 00:37:58,195
Yeah.

779
00:37:58,195 --> 00:38:01,242
We'll go in the morning.
I got to find what to wear.

780
00:38:02,591 --> 00:38:04,680
MAN: Welcome.

781
00:38:04,680 --> 00:38:07,727
- Welcome.
- My granddaughter
is here with me today.

782
00:38:07,727 --> 00:38:09,032
<i>Shabbat Shalom.</i>

783
00:38:09,032 --> 00:38:11,600
My granddaughter.
My granddaughter.

784
00:38:16,518 --> 00:38:19,129
There's the rabbi.
He's the best in the city.

785
00:38:19,129 --> 00:38:21,218
Two hours, in and out,
bing, bang, boom.

786
00:38:22,219 --> 00:38:23,830
Welcome, dear friends.

787
00:38:23,830 --> 00:38:25,222
Oh, it's starting.

788
00:38:25,222 --> 00:38:26,702
<i>Shabbat Shalom.</i>

789
00:38:26,702 --> 00:38:28,313
CONGREGATION: <i>Shabbat Shalom.</i>

790
00:38:28,313 --> 00:38:30,315
<i>Shabbat Shalom</i>
means "hello," "goodbye,"

791
00:38:30,315 --> 00:38:32,186
"peace and harmony,"
and other stuff.

792
00:38:32,186 --> 00:38:33,753
RABBI: ...in thanks to God
this morning.

793
00:38:33,753 --> 00:38:38,105
We open our prayer books
and we turn to page 26.

794
00:38:39,933 --> 00:38:42,979
[RABBI READING IN HEBREW]

795
00:38:54,469 --> 00:38:56,515
[WOMAN SINGING IN HEBREW]

796
00:39:09,441 --> 00:39:10,746
RABBI: [IN ENGLISH]
Agree to the terms

797
00:39:10,746 --> 00:39:12,705
of their covenant with God.

798
00:39:12,705 --> 00:39:14,402
CONGREGATION: <i>Shabbat Shalom.</i>

799
00:39:14,402 --> 00:39:15,882
Oh, that was lovely.

800
00:39:15,882 --> 00:39:16,926
Oh!

801
00:39:18,537 --> 00:39:21,670
Oh, sweetheart. Congratulations.

802
00:39:21,670 --> 00:39:23,368
<i>Mazel tov.</i>[CHUCKLES]

803
00:39:26,196 --> 00:39:27,546
MARGARET: <i>I don't know, God.</i>

804
00:39:27,546 --> 00:39:29,809
<i>The people seem nice
and I like the music,</i>

805
00:39:29,809 --> 00:39:33,943
<i>but I guess I expected
something else?</i>

806
00:39:33,943 --> 00:39:37,991
<i>I don't know what exactly.
A feeling, maybe?</i>

807
00:39:39,558 --> 00:39:41,864
I can't believe
that she took you to temple

808
00:39:41,864 --> 00:39:43,170
without even asking us.

809
00:39:43,170 --> 00:39:44,519
I'm honestly surprised
it took her so long.

810
00:39:44,519 --> 00:39:46,739
I told you guys
that it was my idea.

811
00:39:46,739 --> 00:39:48,741
I just wanted to try it out.

812
00:39:48,741 --> 00:39:51,004
I'm going to try church, too,
Mom, so don't freak out.

813
00:39:51,004 --> 00:39:52,092
I don't care about church.

814
00:39:52,092 --> 00:39:53,659
I don't want you
to go to church.

815
00:39:53,659 --> 00:39:55,704
I don't think you should be
bothering yourself

816
00:39:55,704 --> 00:39:57,358
with any of this stuff
right now.

817
00:39:57,358 --> 00:39:59,273
You said that I can choose my
own religion when I grow up.

818
00:39:59,273 --> 00:40:01,536
Yeah, when you grow up.
When you're an adult.

819
00:40:01,536 --> 00:40:03,016
I'm almost 12.

820
00:40:03,016 --> 00:40:05,410
- That's almost an adult.
- [LAUGHING] Honey, no.

821
00:40:06,976 --> 00:40:09,501
- Margaret. [SIGHS] Honey.
- [OVEN DINGS]

822
00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:11,677
I shouldn't have laughed.

823
00:40:11,677 --> 00:40:14,027
- It was funny.
- I just...

824
00:40:14,027 --> 00:40:15,724
I don't want her to go through
any of it.

825
00:40:15,724 --> 00:40:18,423
I don't either. But it might
not be the worst thing.

826
00:40:19,772 --> 00:40:20,903
Think about it.

827
00:40:20,903 --> 00:40:22,427
What does that mean?

828
00:40:22,905 --> 00:40:23,950
Well...

829
00:40:25,430 --> 00:40:27,388
she'll go to a couple of
endless services

830
00:40:27,388 --> 00:40:28,824
and then, she'll realize
how lucky she was

831
00:40:28,824 --> 00:40:29,999
we never made her go.

832
00:40:31,131 --> 00:40:33,002
Know what got me off
going to temple?

833
00:40:33,002 --> 00:40:35,135
- What?
- Going to temple.

834
00:40:35,135 --> 00:40:36,484
You don't understand
a word they're saying.

835
00:40:36,484 --> 00:40:37,790
And you sit there
for a long time.

836
00:40:39,356 --> 00:40:41,271
Oh, honey. Oh.

837
00:40:41,271 --> 00:40:43,099
- What?
- I am so sorry. I am...

838
00:40:43,099 --> 00:40:44,797
- What?
- I swear I'm going to

839
00:40:44,797 --> 00:40:46,538
buy the furniture.

840
00:40:46,538 --> 00:40:48,017
This is all I need.

841
00:40:48,017 --> 00:40:49,236
Look at it. And look...

842
00:40:51,847 --> 00:40:53,066
Oh, God!

843
00:40:54,110 --> 00:40:56,286
Find me a couch
that does this.

844
00:40:56,286 --> 00:40:58,114
- [LAUGHING]
- Okay?

845
00:41:00,682 --> 00:41:03,250
You know how ugly the ceiling
in our gymnasium is?

846
00:41:03,250 --> 00:41:04,817
- It is.
- Yes, it is.

847
00:41:04,817 --> 00:41:08,603
We'll have it refinished,
paint it completely black

848
00:41:08,603 --> 00:41:12,041
and then we'll cut out
little stars

849
00:41:13,216 --> 00:41:15,654
and recreate the night sky.

850
00:41:15,654 --> 00:41:16,959
[WOMEN EXCLAIM]

851
00:41:16,959 --> 00:41:18,352
- Oh, that's sweet.
- How lovely.

852
00:41:18,352 --> 00:41:20,528
So how many stars
would we need?

853
00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:24,227
Oh, I was thinking five
or 10,000.

854
00:41:24,227 --> 00:41:26,491
[WOMEN EXCLAIM AND CHUCKLE]

855
00:41:26,491 --> 00:41:27,796
MRS. WHEELER:
It shouldn't take us long.

856
00:41:27,796 --> 00:41:29,581
I've got some
scissors right here.

857
00:41:29,581 --> 00:41:32,018
Okay. [LAUGHS]

858
00:41:32,018 --> 00:41:33,062
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING]

859
00:41:33,062 --> 00:41:34,455
Promenade right.

860
00:41:37,066 --> 00:41:39,242
Now, single file.

861
00:41:42,550 --> 00:41:44,987
And that's it. Yeah!

862
00:41:44,987 --> 00:41:46,423
- [SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
- All right, great.

863
00:41:46,423 --> 00:41:48,469
It's the effort that counts.
Have a good evening.

864
00:41:48,469 --> 00:41:50,863
- I'm so glad this is done.
- Yeah, that sucked.

865
00:41:50,863 --> 00:41:52,212
- It took forever.
- Norman's horrible.

866
00:41:52,212 --> 00:41:54,867
[GIGGLING]

867
00:41:54,867 --> 00:41:58,000
[WHISPERING] Guys.
Gretchen got the book.

868
00:41:58,000 --> 00:42:00,307
- [WHISPERING] What book?
- NANCY: You know...

869
00:42:00,307 --> 00:42:03,005
My dad's anatomy book
that I told you about?

870
00:42:09,882 --> 00:42:12,624
It looks like a thumb.

871
00:42:12,624 --> 00:42:14,756
- What?
- [ALL LAUGHING]

872
00:42:18,151 --> 00:42:20,370
- Oh.
- It's so saggy.

873
00:42:20,370 --> 00:42:21,676
[ALL LAUGHING]

874
00:42:21,676 --> 00:42:23,722
It's a wobbly blob.

875
00:42:23,722 --> 00:42:25,811
My brother's looks like that.

876
00:42:26,986 --> 00:42:28,335
- Ew.
- How do you know?

877
00:42:28,335 --> 00:42:29,684
He walks around naked.
I see it.

878
00:42:29,684 --> 00:42:31,120
It's not a pleasant sight.

879
00:42:31,120 --> 00:42:32,382
I never want to see
anyone naked,

880
00:42:32,382 --> 00:42:33,470
or have anyone see me naked.

881
00:42:33,470 --> 00:42:34,776
It's just gross.

882
00:42:34,776 --> 00:42:36,430
Come on. What about
when you get married?

883
00:42:36,430 --> 00:42:37,997
Especially then.

884
00:42:37,997 --> 00:42:40,477
Janie, once you grow a little,

885
00:42:40,477 --> 00:42:42,392
you'll want the whole world
to see you.

886
00:42:42,392 --> 00:42:44,264
Just like the girls
in <i>Playboy.</i>

887
00:42:44,264 --> 00:42:45,961
What girls in <i>Playboy?</i>

888
00:42:45,961 --> 00:42:49,486
- You've never seen...
- BOTH: <i>Playboy?</i>

889
00:42:49,486 --> 00:42:51,663
- [BOTH GIGGLING]
- Where would I see it?

890
00:42:51,663 --> 00:42:53,142
My dad gets <i>Playboy.</i>

891
00:42:54,796 --> 00:42:58,104
Wait. So you have a copy here,
in this house?

892
00:42:58,104 --> 00:42:59,758
Well, I don't know
where it is.

893
00:42:59,758 --> 00:43:01,107
Of course you know
where it is.

894
00:43:01,107 --> 00:43:02,412
Go on.

895
00:43:02,412 --> 00:43:04,371
- I don't know.
- NANCY: Margaret, come on.

896
00:43:04,371 --> 00:43:06,634
- Go get it.
- Go get it, Margaret.

897
00:43:08,593 --> 00:43:09,985
WOMAN: [ON TV] <i>You don't want
to overcook</i>

898
00:43:09,985 --> 00:43:11,987
<i>and you don't want to
start cooking</i>

899
00:43:11,987 --> 00:43:13,467
<i>the bouillabaisse
until just the last minute,</i>

900
00:43:13,467 --> 00:43:14,511
<i>because you've got your...</i>

901
00:43:22,258 --> 00:43:25,174
Look how round they are.

902
00:43:25,174 --> 00:43:27,176
Mine just look like
little wizard hats.

903
00:43:27,176 --> 00:43:29,091
[ALL GIGGLING]

904
00:43:29,091 --> 00:43:31,006
"Hillary Brite
is a 19-year-old

905
00:43:31,006 --> 00:43:32,965
"who loves water-skiing,
horses and going out

906
00:43:32,965 --> 00:43:34,967
"to the mall
for an Orange Julius."

907
00:43:34,967 --> 00:43:36,272
Do you think any of us

908
00:43:36,272 --> 00:43:37,926
will look like that
when we're 19?

909
00:43:39,406 --> 00:43:42,496
ALL: We must, we must,
we must increase our bust!

910
00:43:42,496 --> 00:43:45,586
We must, we must,
we must increase our bust!

911
00:43:45,586 --> 00:43:46,674
[UPBEAT GOSPEL MUSIC PLAYING]

912
00:43:46,674 --> 00:43:48,458
CHOIR: <i>♪ Jesus</i>

913
00:43:49,808 --> 00:43:51,113
<i>♪ Jesus</i>

914
00:43:51,113 --> 00:43:53,420
<i>- ♪ Hey, God
- ♪ Jesus</i>

915
00:43:55,030 --> 00:43:57,685
<i>♪ I'm gonna tell everybody</i>

916
00:43:57,685 --> 00:44:00,906
<i>♪ Not to be afraid...</i>

917
00:44:00,906 --> 00:44:02,603
MARGARET: <i>I don't know
if I got the feeling, God,</i>

918
00:44:02,603 --> 00:44:04,910
<i>but I'm sure in a good mood.</i>

919
00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:08,957
SINGER:
<i>♪ The kingdom of Jesus</i>

920
00:44:08,957 --> 00:44:11,786
<i>♪ Has come ♪</i>

921
00:44:13,396 --> 00:44:15,790
[CHEERY CHRISTMAS
MUSIC PLAYING]

922
00:44:15,790 --> 00:44:17,792
[SHOVELING SNOW]

923
00:44:21,404 --> 00:44:23,276
[MUSIC STOPS ABRUPTLY]

924
00:44:23,276 --> 00:44:24,930
[INDISTINCT MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO]

925
00:44:33,373 --> 00:44:34,766
[COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO]

926
00:44:34,766 --> 00:44:37,203
[HUMMING SOFTLY]

927
00:44:53,262 --> 00:44:54,481
[SIGHS]

928
00:45:22,074 --> 00:45:23,336
[SIGHS HEAVILY]

929
00:45:24,337 --> 00:45:25,294
[COUNTRY MUSIC CONTINUES]

930
00:45:30,082 --> 00:45:33,259
Hey, what are you doing?
Are those Christmas cards?

931
00:45:33,259 --> 00:45:34,608
Uh, New Year's cards.

932
00:45:34,608 --> 00:45:36,088
Um, I'm trying to get
on top of it this year.

933
00:45:36,088 --> 00:45:37,959
- Yeah.
- Um, oh, there's the mailman.

934
00:45:37,959 --> 00:45:39,395
- Can you...
You've got your boots on?
- Yeah.

935
00:45:39,395 --> 00:45:40,962
- Can you just run those
out to him?
- Sure.

936
00:45:40,962 --> 00:45:42,355
- Thank you, honey.
- Of course.

937
00:45:45,271 --> 00:45:47,229
- Thank you.
- Thank you.

938
00:46:01,504 --> 00:46:02,767
Norman Fisher?

939
00:46:04,072 --> 00:46:05,508
BARBARA: <i>So,
who's Norman Fisher?</i>

940
00:46:05,508 --> 00:46:07,946
This weird kid in my class.

941
00:46:07,946 --> 00:46:09,425
I don't even know
why he invited me.

942
00:46:09,425 --> 00:46:10,731
I barely know him.

943
00:46:10,731 --> 00:46:15,562
[TELEPHONE RINGS]

944
00:46:15,562 --> 00:46:17,346
- Hello?
- Did you get invited

945
00:46:17,346 --> 00:46:19,218
to stupid Norman Fisher's
birthday party?

946
00:46:19,218 --> 00:46:20,436
Yeah. You did, too?

947
00:46:20,436 --> 00:46:21,960
Everyone did. The whole class.

948
00:46:21,960 --> 00:46:24,136
Janie, Gretchen, everyone.
Even Philip Leroy.

949
00:46:24,136 --> 00:46:26,965
- Even Laura Danker?
<i>- I said everybody.</i>

950
00:46:26,965 --> 00:46:29,271
<i>Anyways, my mom
talked to Norman's mom</i>

951
00:46:29,271 --> 00:46:30,795
and I guess it's
a big deal dinner party.

952
00:46:30,795 --> 00:46:32,797
We have to look
extremely nice.

953
00:46:33,710 --> 00:46:35,974
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]

954
00:46:40,630 --> 00:46:41,675
Ow!

955
00:46:41,675 --> 00:46:43,198
Ready? Lean on back.

956
00:46:45,635 --> 00:46:46,767
No. No, no, no.

957
00:46:47,942 --> 00:46:49,683
Where are my shoes?

958
00:46:50,727 --> 00:46:51,728
Oh, my God!

959
00:46:55,384 --> 00:46:56,385
Mom!

960
00:47:00,041 --> 00:47:01,347
JANIE'S MOTHER: There we go.

961
00:47:01,347 --> 00:47:04,045
Oh, this is gonna look
so pre... Stop moving!

962
00:47:08,093 --> 00:47:11,444
- We are done.
- Yes!

963
00:47:11,444 --> 00:47:12,967
Okay, we're done.
Come on. Mom.

964
00:47:12,967 --> 00:47:14,186
MRS. POTTER: Perfect. One more
for your body. One more.

965
00:47:14,186 --> 00:47:16,144
Okay, let's go. Mom, no!

966
00:47:16,144 --> 00:47:18,625
MRS. POTTER: Okay. Wait.
One more time. Please.

967
00:47:18,625 --> 00:47:20,192
I'm going
to get these printed.

968
00:47:20,192 --> 00:47:21,846
- It's weird.
- Okay, here. Just push them...

969
00:47:21,846 --> 00:47:23,456
Lick them with your fingers
and stick it back.

970
00:47:23,456 --> 00:47:24,587
You got to go, you got to go.

971
00:47:24,587 --> 00:47:27,329
[GIRLS CHEERING]

972
00:47:27,329 --> 00:47:29,157
Bye! Thank you, Jan.

973
00:47:29,157 --> 00:47:31,681
[CHEERING CONTINUES]

974
00:47:31,681 --> 00:47:32,944
GRETCHEN: My God,

975
00:47:32,944 --> 00:47:34,249
I am so excited
for all of us to do this.

976
00:47:34,249 --> 00:47:35,337
[CHATTERING EXCITEDLY]

977
00:47:35,337 --> 00:47:37,383
[MUZAK PLAYING]

978
00:47:39,820 --> 00:47:40,995
All right, I'll just, um...

979
00:47:40,995 --> 00:47:42,954
- Just, just...
- NORMAN'S MOTHER: Okay.

980
00:47:42,954 --> 00:47:45,826
I'll just... Yeah, okay.
Have fun.

981
00:47:49,351 --> 00:47:52,006
[70S POP MUSIC
PLAYING INDISTINCTLY]

982
00:47:54,661 --> 00:47:55,792
[GIRLS GIGGLING]

983
00:47:59,492 --> 00:48:00,667
[BLOWS]

984
00:48:02,930 --> 00:48:04,105
He's hilarious.

985
00:48:10,546 --> 00:48:11,765
How come she never
talks to anybody?

986
00:48:11,765 --> 00:48:13,288
I don't know.

987
00:48:13,288 --> 00:48:15,638
Because she's too busy
doing other stuff, that's why.

988
00:48:15,638 --> 00:48:17,118
[GIGGLING]

989
00:48:17,118 --> 00:48:18,337
[SPOON CLANKING ON GLASS]

990
00:48:18,337 --> 00:48:20,295
Now, if everybody's
had enough to eat,

991
00:48:20,295 --> 00:48:23,559
we can start the games.

992
00:48:23,559 --> 00:48:24,909
The games?

993
00:48:24,909 --> 00:48:27,128
[GROOVY MUSIC PLAYING]

994
00:48:29,826 --> 00:48:31,045
NORMAN: I'll spin first.

995
00:48:43,057 --> 00:48:44,885
[CHILDREN GIGGLING]

996
00:48:44,885 --> 00:48:46,931
ALL: Ooh!

997
00:48:48,106 --> 00:48:49,063
[GIGGLES]

998
00:48:56,679 --> 00:48:59,247
Okay. Now,
it's Janie's turn to spin.

999
00:49:06,254 --> 00:49:08,169
[ALL LAUGHING]

1000
00:49:08,169 --> 00:49:10,606
- This is a great party.
- Do we have to play this game?

1001
00:49:10,606 --> 00:49:13,348
Well then, let's play
a different game, huh?

1002
00:49:13,348 --> 00:49:16,090
I have one. It's called
Two Minutes in the Closet.

1003
00:49:16,612 --> 00:49:17,744
What's that?

1004
00:49:17,744 --> 00:49:19,224
Well, we all get a number,

1005
00:49:19,224 --> 00:49:22,053
and then somebody will
call out, like, number six

1006
00:49:22,053 --> 00:49:23,228
and then those two

1007
00:49:23,228 --> 00:49:25,317
will go into the closet
and, you know...

1008
00:49:25,317 --> 00:49:27,232
ALL: Ooh!

1009
00:49:31,845 --> 00:49:33,455
Number three.

1010
00:49:37,590 --> 00:49:38,765
Who's number three?

1011
00:49:38,765 --> 00:49:40,985
Somebody's got to be
number three.

1012
00:49:45,250 --> 00:49:47,861
[ALL LAUGHING]

1013
00:49:49,732 --> 00:49:51,430
Go ahead. Into the bathroom.

1014
00:49:51,430 --> 00:49:53,780
Somebody get Freddy
a step stool.

1015
00:49:53,780 --> 00:49:55,564
[ALL LAUGH]

1016
00:50:04,573 --> 00:50:05,835
What do you think
they're doing?

1017
00:50:05,835 --> 00:50:07,968
- [SHUSHING]
- I'm sorry.

1018
00:50:07,968 --> 00:50:09,230
[BATHROOM DOOR OPENS]

1019
00:50:11,189 --> 00:50:14,627
ALL: Ooh!

1020
00:50:16,194 --> 00:50:17,282
You're next.

1021
00:50:20,154 --> 00:50:24,637
I pick number... 12.

1022
00:50:31,818 --> 00:50:32,819
What?

1023
00:50:33,646 --> 00:50:34,647
You're 12?

1024
00:50:37,171 --> 00:50:39,434
ALL: Ooh!

1025
00:50:39,434 --> 00:50:41,436
[SOUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1026
00:50:50,315 --> 00:50:51,533
Nice.

1027
00:50:52,273 --> 00:50:53,274
Sorry.

1028
00:51:19,735 --> 00:51:21,911
Margaret, turn around.

1029
00:51:31,878 --> 00:51:32,922
Um...

1030
00:51:33,662 --> 00:51:34,707
So...

1031
00:51:36,578 --> 00:51:37,666
Hi.

1032
00:51:38,363 --> 00:51:39,364
Hey.

1033
00:51:41,192 --> 00:51:42,149
So...

1034
00:51:46,371 --> 00:51:47,328
[PHILIP CHUCKLES]

1035
00:51:50,766 --> 00:51:51,898
[KISSES]

1036
00:51:56,946 --> 00:51:58,557
[DOOR OPENS]

1037
00:52:00,254 --> 00:52:02,038
[CHILDREN CHEERING]

1038
00:52:08,958 --> 00:52:10,743
[HYMN PLAYING ON ORGAN]

1039
00:52:13,398 --> 00:52:15,139
NANCY: So, the kiss
was really good?

1040
00:52:15,139 --> 00:52:18,577
They were
pretty good kisses. Yeah.

1041
00:52:18,577 --> 00:52:21,754
Kisses? He kissed you
more than once?

1042
00:52:23,016 --> 00:52:24,757
Like, how many times?

1043
00:52:24,757 --> 00:52:26,280
About five, I think.

1044
00:52:27,455 --> 00:52:29,588
I don't know.
I think I lost count.

1045
00:52:32,156 --> 00:52:33,940
<i>I know I shouldn't be
enjoying this, God,</i>

1046
00:52:33,940 --> 00:52:36,682
<i>but it's just too good.</i>

1047
00:52:36,682 --> 00:52:38,858
<i>Sorry, sorry,
I'm going to focus.</i>

1048
00:52:40,903 --> 00:52:43,428
[ORGAN MUSIC PLAYING]

1049
00:52:43,428 --> 00:52:45,778
The Book of Isaiah,
chapter nine,

1050
00:52:45,778 --> 00:52:47,519
verses six and seven says,

1051
00:52:47,519 --> 00:52:52,915
"For unto us a child is born.
Unto us, a son is given

1052
00:52:52,915 --> 00:52:55,527
"and he will be called
Wonderful Counselor,

1053
00:52:55,527 --> 00:52:59,052
"Mighty God,
Everlasting Father"

1054
00:52:59,052 --> 00:53:01,359
MARGARET: <i>If only you could
give me a hint, God.</i>

1055
00:53:01,359 --> 00:53:03,012
[PRIEST CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

1056
00:53:03,012 --> 00:53:04,971
<i>I'm more confused than ever.</i>

1057
00:53:06,364 --> 00:53:08,061
<i>Which religion should I be?</i>

1058
00:53:09,976 --> 00:53:11,456
<i>Sometimes I just wish
I'd been born</i>

1059
00:53:11,456 --> 00:53:12,718
<i>one way or the other.</i>

1060
00:53:14,285 --> 00:53:16,156
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]

1061
00:53:40,311 --> 00:53:42,008
Hi, there.
This is Barbara calling,

1062
00:53:42,008 --> 00:53:44,053
from Delano Elementary School.

1063
00:53:44,053 --> 00:53:47,187
And we're just
looking for, uh... donations.

1064
00:53:47,796 --> 00:53:49,363
Sorry.

1065
00:53:49,363 --> 00:53:52,279
Oh, God. I didn't realize
it was dinner.

1066
00:53:53,106 --> 00:53:55,108
Okay. Bye-bye.

1067
00:53:57,458 --> 00:53:58,503
[SIGHS]

1068
00:54:02,507 --> 00:54:04,639
- [BIRD CHIRPING OUTSIDE]
- [GASPS]

1069
00:54:08,730 --> 00:54:09,992
[GASPS]

1070
00:54:17,304 --> 00:54:18,262
[SOFTLY] Hi.

1071
00:54:19,611 --> 00:54:21,569
[GENTLE MUSIC PLAYING]

1072
00:54:23,789 --> 00:54:24,790
[SIGHS]

1073
00:54:26,661 --> 00:54:27,662
Don't go, don't go, don't go.

1074
00:54:28,489 --> 00:54:29,708
[BIRD CONTINUES CHIRPING]

1075
00:54:29,708 --> 00:54:32,537
I can't believe
you're still there. Okay.

1076
00:54:37,716 --> 00:54:38,717
Okay.

1077
00:54:47,639 --> 00:54:48,814
- [DOORBELL RINGS]
- [GASPS]

1078
00:54:50,294 --> 00:54:51,425
No.

1079
00:54:56,735 --> 00:54:57,910
Jan.

1080
00:54:57,910 --> 00:55:00,347
I just popped by
to pick up your stars.

1081
00:55:00,956 --> 00:55:03,785
Yes. Um...

1082
00:55:03,785 --> 00:55:06,614
Uh, I've been cleaning.
Come on in.

1083
00:55:06,614 --> 00:55:10,923
Um, I'll just,
uh, get the stars.

1084
00:55:10,923 --> 00:55:14,622
Um, they're,
they're almost, uh, ready.

1085
00:55:16,276 --> 00:55:19,453
You know,
I ordered furniture and, um,

1086
00:55:19,453 --> 00:55:21,716
- they still haven't sent it.
- Oh, my gosh.

1087
00:55:21,716 --> 00:55:23,501
So crazy. Okay, stars. Um...

1088
00:55:23,501 --> 00:55:25,807
Stars. Stars. Stars.

1089
00:55:25,807 --> 00:55:27,287
[GIGGLES]

1090
00:55:28,070 --> 00:55:29,463
Thank you.

1091
00:55:29,463 --> 00:55:31,422
Oh, and don't say anything,

1092
00:55:31,422 --> 00:55:34,468
but Deb's stars
are a little lopsided.

1093
00:55:34,468 --> 00:55:35,730
Oh.

1094
00:55:35,730 --> 00:55:37,602
You know, yours are so good.

1095
00:55:37,602 --> 00:55:38,907
Thank you.

1096
00:55:38,907 --> 00:55:41,214
You think you could do
her allotment, too?

1097
00:55:41,214 --> 00:55:43,085
Just between the two of us?

1098
00:55:44,348 --> 00:55:46,437
[STUTTERING] Sure... Yes.

1099
00:55:46,437 --> 00:55:49,701
Ah. Thank you.
You are such a doll. [LAUGHS]

1100
00:55:49,701 --> 00:55:53,792
Well, I better get going.
There's lots to do still.

1101
00:55:53,792 --> 00:55:55,446
- I'll get the door there.
- Thank you.

1102
00:55:55,446 --> 00:55:57,099
Okay.

1103
00:55:57,099 --> 00:55:58,666
Okay, bye.
Thank you for these.

1104
00:55:58,666 --> 00:56:00,364
Bye, Jan. Sure, anytime.

1105
00:56:03,454 --> 00:56:05,020
[GROANS]

1106
00:56:12,680 --> 00:56:13,638
Hello, girls.

1107
00:56:14,247 --> 00:56:15,683
I'm Mrs. Webster.

1108
00:56:15,683 --> 00:56:17,468
And I am here
to speak to you today

1109
00:56:17,468 --> 00:56:18,947
about your changing bodies.

1110
00:56:21,472 --> 00:56:24,562
Told you this was
the big sex movie.

1111
00:56:24,562 --> 00:56:25,867
MRS. WEBSTER:
Some of you may have

1112
00:56:25,867 --> 00:56:29,001
already begun
to experience these changes.

1113
00:56:29,001 --> 00:56:31,395
While others of you still
haven't experienced

1114
00:56:31,395 --> 00:56:33,353
a single change at all.

1115
00:56:34,398 --> 00:56:36,400
We're going to watch
a short film

1116
00:56:36,400 --> 00:56:38,184
to learn a little bit more.

1117
00:56:40,708 --> 00:56:42,667
[GIRLS MURMURING]

1118
00:56:47,019 --> 00:56:49,238
[PROJECTOR WHIRRING]

1119
00:56:49,238 --> 00:56:51,284
[LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC PLAYING]

1120
00:56:53,025 --> 00:56:54,592
FEMALE NARRATOR: [OVER SCREEN]
<i>All girls are unique.</i>

1121
00:56:54,592 --> 00:56:57,899
<i>But sometime, between the ages
of nine and 16</i>

1122
00:56:57,899 --> 00:57:00,946
<i>one very special thing
happens to every girl,</i>

1123
00:57:00,946 --> 00:57:02,513
<i>menstruation.</i>

1124
00:57:04,210 --> 00:57:07,648
<i>Once a month, a velvety lining
of blood and tissue</i>

1125
00:57:07,648 --> 00:57:09,868
<i>forms in her uterus
to make a warm,</i>

1126
00:57:09,868 --> 00:57:13,437
<i>nutritious place
for a baby to grow.</i>

1127
00:57:13,437 --> 00:57:17,832
<i>If a baby is not conceived,
the lining is not needed.</i>

1128
00:57:17,832 --> 00:57:21,619
<i>And so, the blood is released
through the vagina.</i>

1129
00:57:21,619 --> 00:57:24,535
<i>That's menstruation.</i>

1130
00:57:24,535 --> 00:57:26,406
Who do you think
will get it first?

1131
00:57:26,406 --> 00:57:28,190
[CHUCKLES] Who do you think
will get it last?

1132
00:57:28,190 --> 00:57:30,497
[GIGGLING]

1133
00:57:30,497 --> 00:57:32,499
I honestly don't know
what's taking me so long

1134
00:57:32,499 --> 00:57:34,414
to get this dumb furniture.

1135
00:57:34,414 --> 00:57:36,242
I guess I just want our house
to look like one of those

1136
00:57:36,242 --> 00:57:38,505
nice little houses
nice little families have.

1137
00:57:40,420 --> 00:57:41,769
Do you like these egg chairs?

1138
00:57:41,769 --> 00:57:43,597
When did you get your period?

1139
00:57:45,686 --> 00:57:46,731
Um...

1140
00:57:46,731 --> 00:57:48,341
Just tell me how old you were.

1141
00:57:48,341 --> 00:57:51,910
I... I think I was 14?

1142
00:57:52,867 --> 00:57:54,608
That late?

1143
00:57:54,608 --> 00:57:55,957
That's not late, actually.

1144
00:57:55,957 --> 00:57:58,003
I mean, I had a cousin
who was 16.

1145
00:57:58,003 --> 00:58:00,396
Sixteen? Oh, my God.

1146
00:58:00,396 --> 00:58:03,095
[STUTTERING] I'd...
I'd die if I didn't get it

1147
00:58:03,095 --> 00:58:04,575
before I was 16.

1148
00:58:04,575 --> 00:58:06,359
Honey, you will get it

1149
00:58:06,359 --> 00:58:08,796
exactly when
you're supposed to get it.

1150
00:58:08,796 --> 00:58:09,884
Don't worry about it.

1151
00:58:12,583 --> 00:58:14,062
NANCY: My mom got me
Radio City tickets

1152
00:58:14,062 --> 00:58:15,977
since I got all straight A's.

1153
00:58:15,977 --> 00:58:18,110
Um, does anybody want to come?

1154
00:58:18,110 --> 00:58:20,155
Only bad thing is, is my
brother and Moose are coming.

1155
00:58:20,155 --> 00:58:21,983
- Oh, I'll go.
- Okay.

1156
00:58:24,333 --> 00:58:25,334
I got it.

1157
00:58:26,292 --> 00:58:27,336
Got what?

1158
00:58:28,250 --> 00:58:29,687
My period.

1159
00:58:30,296 --> 00:58:32,385
[MARGARET GASPS]

1160
00:58:32,385 --> 00:58:34,474
I just don't really understand
how you got it first

1161
00:58:34,474 --> 00:58:35,867
when I have way more than you.

1162
00:58:35,867 --> 00:58:37,433
Well, that doesn't
mean anything.

1163
00:58:37,433 --> 00:58:38,957
- Yes, it does, Gretchen.
- Okay, just tell us

1164
00:58:38,957 --> 00:58:41,263
- how it happened.
- Start from
the very beginning.

1165
00:58:42,961 --> 00:58:46,791
Well, I was sitting there
at dinner

1166
00:58:46,791 --> 00:58:48,401
eating my meatloaf

1167
00:58:48,401 --> 00:58:50,664
and I felt something
coming out of me.

1168
00:58:51,491 --> 00:58:53,275
So I went to the bathroom,

1169
00:58:53,275 --> 00:58:56,975
pulled down my pants and
that's when I saw the blood.

1170
00:58:58,933 --> 00:59:00,369
So I called my mom

1171
00:59:00,369 --> 00:59:01,719
and I showed her.

1172
00:59:01,719 --> 00:59:03,764
And [SIGHS] she got some

1173
00:59:03,764 --> 00:59:06,593
"sanitary napkins,"
as she calls them.

1174
00:59:06,593 --> 00:59:08,377
I put one on and...

1175
00:59:10,118 --> 00:59:11,859
Well, that's the whole thing.

1176
00:59:14,296 --> 00:59:16,908
That's the whole thing?
Just that?

1177
00:59:16,908 --> 00:59:18,518
- I told you everything.
- NANCY: No.

1178
00:59:18,518 --> 00:59:20,694
There has to be
something more.

1179
00:59:20,694 --> 00:59:23,088
My sister said
that it kinda has a smell.

1180
00:59:23,088 --> 00:59:24,959
But I haven't
noticed that yet.

1181
00:59:24,959 --> 00:59:26,874
A smell? Like what?

1182
00:59:26,874 --> 00:59:29,442
She said it kinda smells
like the monkey bars.

1183
00:59:29,442 --> 00:59:32,097
- The monkey bars? Ugh.
- GRETCHEN: Yeah.

1184
00:59:32,097 --> 00:59:34,316
I used to love
the monkey bars.

1185
00:59:34,316 --> 00:59:38,407
But do you feel older now?
Like more mature?

1186
00:59:38,407 --> 00:59:39,887
Oh, yeah.

1187
00:59:39,887 --> 00:59:41,846
I don't know how to explain it

1188
00:59:41,846 --> 00:59:43,804
and you won't understand it
till you get it,

1189
00:59:43,804 --> 00:59:46,938
but I feel like
everything's changed.

1190
00:59:46,938 --> 00:59:48,200
Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.

1191
00:59:48,200 --> 00:59:49,723
I've never been
so jealous my entire life

1192
00:59:49,723 --> 00:59:50,942
and I hate myself
for being jealous.

1193
00:59:50,942 --> 00:59:53,248
Just please,
please just let me grow

1194
00:59:53,248 --> 00:59:54,772
and let me get my period.

1195
00:59:54,772 --> 00:59:56,556
Let me just be normal
and regular like everybody else.

1196
00:59:56,556 --> 00:59:57,731
Just please, please,

1197
00:59:57,731 --> 00:59:59,167
please, please, please,
please, please!

1198
01:00:02,344 --> 01:00:03,955
Amen.

1199
01:00:03,955 --> 01:00:05,434
[MUZAK PLAYING ON SPEAKERS]

1200
01:00:05,434 --> 01:00:07,741
JANIE: I don't know
if I want to do this.

1201
01:00:07,741 --> 01:00:10,091
It's fine.
It's just so that we're ready.

1202
01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:12,137
Just in case.

1203
01:00:19,492 --> 01:00:20,493
Come on.

1204
01:00:21,581 --> 01:00:22,756
Okay.

1205
01:00:27,239 --> 01:00:28,936
WOMAN: Next in line, please.

1206
01:00:29,807 --> 01:00:31,156
Please, God, let it be a lady.

1207
01:00:32,592 --> 01:00:33,680
Please.

1208
01:00:34,420 --> 01:00:36,161
Thank you.

1209
01:00:36,161 --> 01:00:37,162
[BOTH SIGH IN RELIEF]

1210
01:00:39,468 --> 01:00:41,470
- Hey, there.
- WOMAN: Hey.

1211
01:00:41,470 --> 01:00:43,037
- No...
- Let's just put them back.

1212
01:00:43,037 --> 01:00:45,474
No, come on. Come on.

1213
01:00:59,750 --> 01:01:01,621
[BELT WHIRRING]

1214
01:01:02,840 --> 01:01:03,884
[BELT SQUEAKING]

1215
01:01:12,371 --> 01:01:13,981
[BELT CONTINUES WHIRRING]

1216
01:01:17,811 --> 01:01:18,943
- Oh, my God!
- Oh!

1217
01:01:22,250 --> 01:01:23,774
[SIGHS]

1218
01:01:23,774 --> 01:01:26,385
- The Tic Tacs!
- [LAUGHS]

1219
01:01:27,952 --> 01:01:29,954
- Why the Tic Tacs?
- I don't know.

1220
01:01:29,954 --> 01:01:32,347
- Everything worked out.
- Oh, man.

1221
01:01:37,483 --> 01:01:39,485
[LIGHT PIANO MUSIC PLAYING]

1222
01:02:17,653 --> 01:02:20,091
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
- Uh, come in.

1223
01:02:23,355 --> 01:02:24,443
- Hi.
- Hey.

1224
01:02:24,443 --> 01:02:26,445
Uh, you've got a postcard.

1225
01:02:26,445 --> 01:02:29,578
- Oh. Thanks.
- Who's in D.C.?

1226
01:02:29,578 --> 01:02:33,539
Uh, Nancy. Uh, they went
for President's Day.

1227
01:02:34,322 --> 01:02:35,671
- Oh.
- Yeah.

1228
01:02:35,671 --> 01:02:37,630
Okay.

1229
01:02:37,630 --> 01:02:39,937
- You want the door closed?
- Yeah. Sure.

1230
01:02:45,899 --> 01:02:47,031
"I got it"?

1231
01:02:50,904 --> 01:02:52,645
Oh, come on!

1232
01:02:59,043 --> 01:03:00,914
[TELEPHONE RINGING]

1233
01:03:04,309 --> 01:03:08,269
Hello? Simon residence.
Sylvia speaking.

1234
01:03:08,269 --> 01:03:09,357
MARGARET: [ON PHONE] <i>Grandma?</i>

1235
01:03:10,141 --> 01:03:12,796
Margaret? What's wrong?

1236
01:03:13,709 --> 01:03:15,102
I just really miss you.

1237
01:03:15,581 --> 01:03:16,582
<i>Oh, honey.</i>

1238
01:03:16,974 --> 01:03:18,497
Me, too.

1239
01:03:18,497 --> 01:03:20,891
<i>I'll be back next week
to see the Rockettes and...</i>

1240
01:03:20,891 --> 01:03:22,936
maybe could I come down

1241
01:03:22,936 --> 01:03:24,938
and stay the night
like we did last time?

1242
01:03:24,938 --> 01:03:26,635
<i>Oh, sweetheart.</i>

1243
01:03:26,635 --> 01:03:29,073
I'd love to, I'd love...
But I...

1244
01:03:29,682 --> 01:03:30,683
<i>Well...</i>

1245
01:03:33,773 --> 01:03:35,862
I'm going to be
in Florida then.

1246
01:03:35,862 --> 01:03:38,691
<i>I, uh, I heard about
this hotel</i>

1247
01:03:38,691 --> 01:03:42,129
and there's a lot of people
my age there and, uh...

1248
01:03:42,129 --> 01:03:44,523
Um, okay.

1249
01:03:44,523 --> 01:03:46,786
Wait a minute. Wait. Um...

1250
01:03:47,961 --> 01:03:50,268
What if you
fly down to Florida

1251
01:03:50,268 --> 01:03:52,052
and spend a few days with me?

1252
01:03:52,052 --> 01:03:55,186
<i>- Isn't your spring break soon?</i>
- Yeah. The end of April.

1253
01:03:55,186 --> 01:03:57,275
Perfect! I'll still be there.

1254
01:03:57,275 --> 01:03:58,624
I'll ask Mom and Dad.

1255
01:03:58,624 --> 01:04:00,495
Oh, great!

1256
01:04:00,495 --> 01:04:02,933
<i>That's my girl. Bye, darling.</i>

1257
01:04:05,892 --> 01:04:08,721
[SIGHS]

1258
01:04:08,721 --> 01:04:10,418
NANCY: Come on, come on!
Front row tickets!

1259
01:04:10,418 --> 01:04:13,813
- Front row tickets, remember?
- I'm coming! Yes, coming!

1260
01:04:13,813 --> 01:04:14,945
[SHOW MUSIC PLAYING]

1261
01:04:14,945 --> 01:04:16,076
I'm so excited.

1262
01:04:19,036 --> 01:04:19,993
Hi.

1263
01:04:20,733 --> 01:04:21,865
- Hi.
- Hey.

1264
01:04:30,569 --> 01:04:32,571
[SHOW MUSIC CONTINUES]

1265
01:04:46,367 --> 01:04:48,587
- Excuse me.
- Okay.

1266
01:04:49,022 --> 01:04:49,980
Thank you.

1267
01:04:57,074 --> 01:04:58,205
[MOOSE MUTTERING]

1268
01:04:58,205 --> 01:04:59,903
[SOFT JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING
ON SPEAKERS]

1269
01:05:04,211 --> 01:05:05,343
Sorry. Lefty.

1270
01:05:05,343 --> 01:05:06,735
Oh, no, it's okay.

1271
01:05:10,043 --> 01:05:11,566
Do you know if
the waiter's anywhere?

1272
01:05:11,566 --> 01:05:14,482
Oh. You can have mine.
I didn't drink any out of it.

1273
01:05:15,048 --> 01:05:16,006
Thanks.

1274
01:05:17,572 --> 01:05:18,573
Hey.

1275
01:05:21,054 --> 01:05:22,229
Do you know something

1276
01:05:22,229 --> 01:05:23,883
I've always liked
about you, Margaret?

1277
01:05:23,883 --> 01:05:25,319
- No?
- Come with me.

1278
01:05:25,319 --> 01:05:26,799
I got to go to the bathroom.

1279
01:05:26,799 --> 01:05:28,627
We'll be right back.
Don't touch my food.

1280
01:05:31,630 --> 01:05:33,327
You know, I've had to go
since we got here...

1281
01:05:33,327 --> 01:05:34,807
[URINATING]

1282
01:05:34,807 --> 01:05:36,548
...and then I drank, like,
three 7Ups or something.

1283
01:05:36,548 --> 01:05:38,158
Uh-huh.

1284
01:05:38,158 --> 01:05:39,812
[FINISHES URINATING]

1285
01:05:41,901 --> 01:05:42,946
Oh, no.

1286
01:05:43,990 --> 01:05:45,122
- Oh, no.
- What?

1287
01:05:45,818 --> 01:05:47,385
Oh, please. Oh, no.

1288
01:05:48,864 --> 01:05:49,909
Nancy?

1289
01:05:51,519 --> 01:05:52,999
Oh, no.

1290
01:05:52,999 --> 01:05:54,261
Nancy, what's wrong?

1291
01:05:54,261 --> 01:05:55,480
Go get my mom, Margaret.

1292
01:05:55,480 --> 01:05:57,134
- What's going on?
- Go get my mom.

1293
01:05:57,134 --> 01:05:59,005
- Please, quick.
- Let me in.

1294
01:05:59,005 --> 01:06:02,313
Please, please just
go get my mom!

1295
01:06:02,313 --> 01:06:03,967
Okay, okay,
I'll be right back.

1296
01:06:07,187 --> 01:06:10,451
Mrs. Wheeler, Nancy's crying.
She needs you.

1297
01:06:10,451 --> 01:06:12,497
Oh, oh. All right.

1298
01:06:18,329 --> 01:06:19,417
Nancy?

1299
01:06:19,417 --> 01:06:22,159
- Nancy?
- Oh, Mom, please help me.

1300
01:06:22,159 --> 01:06:24,248
- Please help me. Please.
- The door's locked, Nancy.

1301
01:06:24,248 --> 01:06:25,771
I can't get in.
You have to unlock it.

1302
01:06:25,771 --> 01:06:28,426
- I can't open it, I can't.
- Yes, you can, Nancy.

1303
01:06:28,426 --> 01:06:30,428
Unlock this door. Come on.
[KNOCKS ON DOOR]

1304
01:06:32,082 --> 01:06:33,083
Let me in.

1305
01:06:34,736 --> 01:06:35,781
[SNIFFLES]

1306
01:06:40,133 --> 01:06:41,178
What's going on?

1307
01:06:41,178 --> 01:06:42,875
[SOBS]

1308
01:06:42,875 --> 01:06:44,920
All right, all right,
calm down.

1309
01:06:44,920 --> 01:06:46,574
Calm down, I can't help you.

1310
01:06:46,574 --> 01:06:49,142
Hmm? Hey, look at me.
Calm down.

1311
01:06:49,142 --> 01:06:51,884
I can't help you if you don't
stop crying and talk to me.

1312
01:06:55,540 --> 01:06:57,716
Hey. What is it?

1313
01:06:59,848 --> 01:07:01,285
[WHISPERS INDISTINCTLY]

1314
01:07:05,941 --> 01:07:09,554
Oh. Well, all right. Um...

1315
01:07:11,382 --> 01:07:12,731
Here. We'll just, uh...

1316
01:07:14,602 --> 01:07:15,995
Margaret?

1317
01:07:15,995 --> 01:07:17,475
Margaret.

1318
01:07:17,475 --> 01:07:21,305
Would you get Nancy
a pad, please

1319
01:07:21,305 --> 01:07:23,611
from the dispenser
on the wall?

1320
01:07:25,439 --> 01:07:27,746
She got her period, sweetie.

1321
01:07:27,746 --> 01:07:30,096
Does she always act like that?

1322
01:07:30,096 --> 01:07:33,186
Well, it's her first time.
She's just a little scared.

1323
01:07:47,026 --> 01:07:48,071
Thank you, sweetie.

1324
01:07:49,550 --> 01:07:50,812
All right. Yeah?

1325
01:07:52,945 --> 01:07:54,033
All right.

1326
01:07:55,817 --> 01:07:57,776
Well, you girls wash up.

1327
01:07:57,776 --> 01:08:00,083
I'm going to go tell
the others not to worry.

1328
01:08:03,608 --> 01:08:06,263
Not too long now. Okay?

1329
01:08:37,511 --> 01:08:40,601
MARGARET: <i>Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.</i>

1330
01:08:42,386 --> 01:08:44,127
<i>I don't even know what to say.</i>

1331
01:08:45,954 --> 01:08:47,130
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1332
01:09:05,235 --> 01:09:06,801
I'm going to Florida?

1333
01:09:07,933 --> 01:09:10,109
- Happy birthday.
- Mom. Thank you so much.

1334
01:09:15,506 --> 01:09:16,507
Hey!

1335
01:09:17,943 --> 01:09:20,032
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.

1336
01:09:20,032 --> 01:09:21,686
Why do we have
different seats?

1337
01:09:21,686 --> 01:09:23,818
He said we're in groups
to study different countries.

1338
01:09:49,757 --> 01:09:51,629
Oh. Hey.

1339
01:09:51,629 --> 01:09:54,109
Hey. Happy birthday.

1340
01:09:54,109 --> 01:09:55,198
- Thanks.
- Oh, and, uh,

1341
01:09:55,198 --> 01:09:58,462
- I got you something.
- Ow!

1342
01:09:58,462 --> 01:10:00,290
It's a pinch to grow an inch.

1343
01:10:00,290 --> 01:10:03,510
And you know where
you need that inch. Hey.

1344
01:10:06,731 --> 01:10:09,212
MARGARET: <i>Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.</i>

1345
01:10:09,212 --> 01:10:12,476
<i>I hate Philip Leroy.
I hate him.</i>

1346
01:10:12,476 --> 01:10:15,609
<i>I hate Laura Danker, too!
With her big boobs.</i>

1347
01:10:15,609 --> 01:10:18,221
<i>"Ooh, look at me, everybody,
I'm wearing a sweater."</i>

1348
01:10:19,265 --> 01:10:21,963
<i>I hate Nancy. That liar!</i>

1349
01:10:21,963 --> 01:10:23,617
<i>And Norman Fisher,
the way that he reads</i>

1350
01:10:23,617 --> 01:10:26,446
<i>with his stupid lips
flapping everywhere!</i>

1351
01:10:26,446 --> 01:10:30,320
<i>Please. Please, just hurry up
and get me to Florida!</i>

1352
01:10:30,320 --> 01:10:32,322
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

1353
01:10:36,195 --> 01:10:37,196
[SIGHS]

1354
01:10:39,111 --> 01:10:40,460
Philip and Norman
should be here.

1355
01:10:40,460 --> 01:10:42,941
They make us do all the work.

1356
01:10:42,941 --> 01:10:44,812
What time is your mom
picking you up?

1357
01:10:45,726 --> 01:10:47,162
Not till later.

1358
01:10:47,162 --> 01:10:49,034
I have to go to St. Thomas
for Confession first.

1359
01:10:49,034 --> 01:10:51,906
Confession?

1360
01:10:51,906 --> 01:10:53,604
It's just something you have
to do when you're Catholic.

1361
01:10:54,692 --> 01:10:56,041
What do you confess?

1362
01:10:57,782 --> 01:10:58,783
Things.

1363
01:11:00,350 --> 01:11:02,439
What kinds of things?

1364
01:11:06,747 --> 01:11:07,748
Never mind.

1365
01:11:16,366 --> 01:11:18,193
You're just copying straight
out of the <i>World Book.</i>

1366
01:11:18,846 --> 01:11:20,674
It's four words.

1367
01:11:20,674 --> 01:11:23,068
"Germany invaded
Belgium when..."

1368
01:11:23,068 --> 01:11:24,591
So, you're still cheating.

1369
01:11:24,591 --> 01:11:26,463
Mr. Benedict will know
if you're cheating.

1370
01:11:26,463 --> 01:11:28,987
I'm not cheating! Jeez!

1371
01:11:28,987 --> 01:11:30,031
[WOMAN SHUSHES]

1372
01:11:32,817 --> 01:11:34,122
Quit acting like
you know everything

1373
01:11:34,122 --> 01:11:35,385
and you're so great.

1374
01:11:35,385 --> 01:11:37,038
This has nothing to do
with being great.

1375
01:11:37,038 --> 01:11:38,866
I know all about the stuff
that you do.

1376
01:11:40,564 --> 01:11:42,043
What's that supposed to mean?

1377
01:11:42,043 --> 01:11:43,610
I heard about you
and Moose Freed.

1378
01:11:44,655 --> 01:11:46,526
What about me and Moose Freed?

1379
01:11:46,526 --> 01:11:49,224
Oh, how you and Evan and Moose
go behind the A

1380
01:11:49,224 --> 01:11:50,791
And why would I do that?

1381
01:11:50,791 --> 01:11:54,665
I don't know why you do it.
But I know why they do it.

1382
01:11:54,665 --> 01:11:56,667
So they can feel you up
or something and you let them.

1383
01:11:56,667 --> 01:11:57,885
You're a liar. You're lying!

1384
01:11:57,885 --> 01:11:58,973
I'm not lying.

1385
01:11:58,973 --> 01:12:00,453
You're just like Nancy.

1386
01:12:00,453 --> 01:12:03,282
All you do is pick on people
and make up stories.

1387
01:12:03,282 --> 01:12:04,979
You think I don't know
about you and your friends?

1388
01:12:17,644 --> 01:12:19,037
Laura!

1389
01:12:19,037 --> 01:12:21,822
Wait. Please! Laura!

1390
01:12:21,822 --> 01:12:24,347
- Wait up. Please!
- You think I don't know

1391
01:12:24,347 --> 01:12:26,436
that all of you make fun of me
like it's some kind of game?

1392
01:12:26,436 --> 01:12:27,741
- It's not me.
- Do you think I want to be

1393
01:12:27,741 --> 01:12:29,482
the biggest kid in the class?

1394
01:12:29,482 --> 01:12:32,529
How would you feel if you were
to wear a bra in fourth grade

1395
01:12:32,529 --> 01:12:33,617
and everybody called you names

1396
01:12:33,617 --> 01:12:35,227
just because of
how you looked?

1397
01:12:36,315 --> 01:12:37,360
I don't know.

1398
01:12:40,188 --> 01:12:42,016
[SCOFFS]

1399
01:12:42,016 --> 01:12:44,367
Hey, wait. I really am sorry.

1400
01:12:49,937 --> 01:12:51,461
[THUNDER RUMBLES]

1401
01:12:55,465 --> 01:12:56,901
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]

1402
01:13:02,994 --> 01:13:04,212
Laura?

1403
01:13:06,171 --> 01:13:07,215
Laura.

1404
01:13:24,276 --> 01:13:26,974
MARGARET: <i>I'm the worst person
who ever lived, God.</i>

1405
01:13:26,974 --> 01:13:29,586
<i>I picked on Laura Danker
just because I felt mean.</i>

1406
01:13:31,109 --> 01:13:33,938
<i>I don't want to be like Nancy.</i>

1407
01:13:33,938 --> 01:13:36,767
<i>I don't even know if I want to
be friends with her anymore.</i>

1408
01:13:39,596 --> 01:13:41,162
<i>I've been
looking for you, God.</i>

1409
01:13:43,164 --> 01:13:45,340
<i>I looked for you in Temple,</i>

1410
01:13:45,340 --> 01:13:46,777
<i>I looked for you in Church...</i>

1411
01:13:48,474 --> 01:13:50,041
<i>I didn't feel you at all.</i>

1412
01:13:52,913 --> 01:13:54,437
<i>Why? Why, God?</i>

1413
01:13:56,264 --> 01:13:59,050
<i>Why do I only feel you
when I'm alone?</i>

1414
01:14:03,446 --> 01:14:05,839
Yes, my child.

1415
01:14:05,839 --> 01:14:08,276
Do you have something
you'd like to confess?

1416
01:14:10,235 --> 01:14:11,410
Um...

1417
01:14:12,759 --> 01:14:13,760
[SIGHS]

1418
01:14:17,634 --> 01:14:19,113
I...

1419
01:14:19,113 --> 01:14:21,159
I did something really awful.

1420
01:14:23,335 --> 01:14:24,467
And...

1421
01:14:27,034 --> 01:14:28,340
I'm really sorry.

1422
01:14:29,210 --> 01:14:31,256
[MELANCHOLY MUSIC PLAYING]

1423
01:14:31,256 --> 01:14:33,301
[FOOTSTEPS RECEDING]

1424
01:14:48,055 --> 01:14:49,622
[SIGHS]

1425
01:14:56,716 --> 01:14:58,022
[BREATHING HEAVILY]

1426
01:15:00,241 --> 01:15:02,026
HERB: <i>"Dear Barbara,</i>

1427
01:15:02,026 --> 01:15:04,332
"your letter felt like
an answer to prayer.

1428
01:15:04,332 --> 01:15:06,683
"Your father and I have been
thinking about you a lot.

1429
01:15:06,683 --> 01:15:09,250
"We're getting older and
suddenly, more than anything,

1430
01:15:09,250 --> 01:15:13,211
"we'd like to see
our only daughter

1431
01:15:13,211 --> 01:15:15,518
"and finally get to know our
granddaughter, Margaret Ann."

1432
01:15:16,519 --> 01:15:17,563
[HERB CLEARS THROAT]

1433
01:15:17,563 --> 01:15:18,956
"We're flying east next week,

1434
01:15:18,956 --> 01:15:20,784
"and we sincerely hope
you'll let us visit.

1435
01:15:20,784 --> 01:15:22,786
"Love, your mother,
Mary Hutchins."

1436
01:15:26,137 --> 01:15:27,225
[HERB CLEARS THROAT]

1437
01:15:29,749 --> 01:15:31,011
So you sent them a card?

1438
01:15:33,579 --> 01:15:35,015
I don't know why.

1439
01:15:36,974 --> 01:15:38,105
[HERB SIGHS]

1440
01:15:44,764 --> 01:15:45,983
Do you remember
what it was like

1441
01:15:45,983 --> 01:15:47,550
when they just cast you out?

1442
01:15:49,247 --> 01:15:50,335
Yes.

1443
01:15:50,335 --> 01:15:51,379
HERB: Do you?

1444
01:15:52,380 --> 01:15:53,947
Because I remember.

1445
01:15:53,947 --> 01:15:55,122
I know. I know.

1446
01:15:56,210 --> 01:15:58,169
How they treated you
was just...

1447
01:15:59,344 --> 01:16:00,693
- I know.
- How they treated me?

1448
01:16:01,825 --> 01:16:03,870
They think
you're going to hell

1449
01:16:03,870 --> 01:16:05,263
because you married a Jew.

1450
01:16:06,351 --> 01:16:07,570
Think about that.

1451
01:16:08,135 --> 01:16:09,136
I...

1452
01:16:10,224 --> 01:16:11,661
I know.

1453
01:16:11,661 --> 01:16:14,707
Do you really, really want to
open up that door?

1454
01:16:15,534 --> 01:16:16,927
We have a good life.

1455
01:16:16,927 --> 01:16:18,189
Yes. Yes.

1456
01:16:19,712 --> 01:16:20,670
I...

1457
01:16:22,106 --> 01:16:26,327
But what if this means...
they've changed?

1458
01:16:29,722 --> 01:16:30,723
And if they haven't?

1459
01:16:34,771 --> 01:16:36,337
They're my parents.

1460
01:16:39,036 --> 01:16:40,385
HERB: Mmm.

1461
01:16:40,385 --> 01:16:42,213
- The only ones I got.
- They are your parents.

1462
01:16:43,344 --> 01:16:45,477
Oh, God.

1463
01:16:45,477 --> 01:16:48,349
Oh, my goodness.

1464
01:16:48,349 --> 01:16:49,394
BARBARA: I'm sorry.

1465
01:16:51,091 --> 01:16:53,050
[HERB SIGHS]

1466
01:16:53,050 --> 01:16:54,094
What's going on?

1467
01:16:54,094 --> 01:16:55,618
BARBARA: Um...

1468
01:16:55,618 --> 01:16:58,055
- Oh.
- Oh, honey, um...

1469
01:16:59,317 --> 01:17:00,492
Uh...

1470
01:17:02,363 --> 01:17:03,843
We got a letter

1471
01:17:03,843 --> 01:17:06,629
from, um, from my parents,
from your grandparents.

1472
01:17:06,629 --> 01:17:08,500
And they're coming
to visit next week.

1473
01:17:08,500 --> 01:17:10,807
- Next... next week?
- HERB: Mmm-hmm.

1474
01:17:10,807 --> 01:17:12,591
They're really
excited to meet you.

1475
01:17:12,591 --> 01:17:14,288
I won't be here.
I'll be in Florida.

1476
01:17:17,465 --> 01:17:19,380
I'm still going to Florida,
aren't I?

1477
01:17:19,380 --> 01:17:22,209
- Margaret, look...
- No. What?

1478
01:17:22,209 --> 01:17:24,385
I can't even
go to Florida now?

1479
01:17:24,385 --> 01:17:26,300
Come on, I don't even
want to see them.

1480
01:17:26,300 --> 01:17:27,867
I want to see Grandma.

1481
01:17:27,867 --> 01:17:30,174
I know. I know and we will
make this up to you.

1482
01:17:30,174 --> 01:17:32,176
I promise, you will go
to Florida,

1483
01:17:32,176 --> 01:17:34,439
- just another time.
- No, I don't want

1484
01:17:34,439 --> 01:17:36,049
to go to Florida another time.

1485
01:17:37,224 --> 01:17:38,791
Does Grandma know about this?

1486
01:17:38,791 --> 01:17:40,488
No, not yet.
We have to call her.

1487
01:17:40,488 --> 01:17:42,665
Well, I'm not doing it.
You can do it yourself.

1488
01:17:42,665 --> 01:17:44,536
- No, of course. Of course.
- HERB: Let me handle that.

1489
01:17:44,536 --> 01:17:46,538
- No, I will...
- Please let me call. Please.

1490
01:17:52,631 --> 01:17:55,025
- [LOUNGE MUSIC PLAYING]
- MAN: To this beautiful day.

1491
01:17:55,025 --> 01:17:57,854
[PHONE RINGING]

1492
01:17:57,854 --> 01:17:59,116
Just one moment.

1493
01:18:00,160 --> 01:18:01,771
Don't eat all the cheese
without me.

1494
01:18:01,771 --> 01:18:03,163
[CHUCKLES]

1495
01:18:03,163 --> 01:18:05,600
I'm just kidding.
You eat as much as you want.

1496
01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:07,472
Depending on your cholesterol.

1497
01:18:07,472 --> 01:18:09,561
- [PHONE CONTINUES RINGING]
- I'm sure it's low.

1498
01:18:15,088 --> 01:18:16,307
Simon residence.

1499
01:18:16,307 --> 01:18:17,917
HERB: [OVER PHONE]
<i>Hi, Mom. Yes. Uh...</i>

1500
01:18:17,917 --> 01:18:19,397
Herb?

1501
01:18:19,397 --> 01:18:21,051
Uh, Margaret's, uh, plan
to come to Florida next week

1502
01:18:21,051 --> 01:18:22,139
isn't going to work out.

1503
01:18:22,139 --> 01:18:23,140
I'm really sorry.

1504
01:18:24,445 --> 01:18:25,708
MARGARET: <i>Just
give me the phone.</i>

1505
01:18:27,057 --> 01:18:28,188
<i>Hey, Grandma.</i>

1506
01:18:28,188 --> 01:18:30,234
Margaret, what happened?
What's going on?

1507
01:18:30,234 --> 01:18:32,453
We...

1508
01:18:32,453 --> 01:18:35,108
We got a letter that my
other grandparents are coming.

1509
01:18:36,327 --> 01:18:40,200
<i>And I just
really wanted to see you.</i>

1510
01:18:40,200 --> 01:18:42,115
Put your mother
on the phone right now.

1511
01:18:43,769 --> 01:18:45,466
- Oh, no...
- BARBARA: It's okay.

1512
01:18:48,034 --> 01:18:49,209
Sylvia.

1513
01:18:49,209 --> 01:18:50,863
What the hell
is going on, Barbara?

1514
01:18:50,863 --> 01:18:53,910
Sylvia, I'm so very sorry
about this

1515
01:18:53,910 --> 01:18:57,174
and I will try and explain it
another time.

1516
01:18:57,174 --> 01:18:59,132
No. You're going to
explain right now.

1517
01:18:59,132 --> 01:19:00,655
I'm sorry, I have to...
I have to go.

1518
01:19:05,443 --> 01:19:07,880
MARGARET: <i>Are you there, God?
It's me, Margaret.</i>

1519
01:19:07,880 --> 01:19:10,361
<i>- I'm absolutely miserable.</i>
- I am so sorry.

1520
01:19:10,361 --> 01:19:12,667
MARGARET: <i>Everything
is going wrong. Everything.</i>

1521
01:19:13,364 --> 01:19:15,018
<i>I'm begging you.</i>

1522
01:19:15,018 --> 01:19:18,108
<i>Make something happen
so that they don't come</i>

1523
01:19:18,108 --> 01:19:19,936
<i>and I can still go to Florida.</i>

1524
01:19:24,723 --> 01:19:25,898
[HUFFS]

1525
01:19:28,858 --> 01:19:30,424
Please, Margaret.
Even if it's fake,

1526
01:19:30,424 --> 01:19:32,600
can you just look happy?

1527
01:19:34,167 --> 01:19:36,126
Or at least not so unhappy?

1528
01:19:36,126 --> 01:19:37,518
[BARBARA SIGHS]

1529
01:19:37,518 --> 01:19:39,607
Why do you
even want to see them?

1530
01:19:39,607 --> 01:19:41,392
After everything
that they did to you?

1531
01:19:43,611 --> 01:19:48,703
Because I want them to see
how great we've done.

1532
01:19:48,703 --> 01:19:51,794
I... And how proud
I am of our family.

1533
01:19:56,842 --> 01:19:58,365
- Hey! Hello.
- [BARBARA SIGHS]

1534
01:19:59,410 --> 01:20:00,454
That's them.

1535
01:20:01,151 --> 01:20:02,152
Okay.

1536
01:20:04,807 --> 01:20:05,808
Hi!

1537
01:20:07,287 --> 01:20:09,812
They might hug you,
I don't know.

1538
01:20:09,812 --> 01:20:11,074
Just be prepared.

1539
01:20:13,467 --> 01:20:15,252
[BARBARA CHUCKLES]

1540
01:20:15,252 --> 01:20:16,514
- Hi!
- Hello!

1541
01:20:16,514 --> 01:20:18,603
Hello. It's so nice
to see you.

1542
01:20:18,603 --> 01:20:20,823
Oh, you too, Barbara.

1543
01:20:22,912 --> 01:20:24,000
- Oh.
- [KISSES]

1544
01:20:29,440 --> 01:20:31,007
- Hi, honey.
- Oh.

1545
01:20:34,924 --> 01:20:37,013
- This must be Margaret Ann.
- BARBARA: Mmm-hmm.

1546
01:20:39,058 --> 01:20:40,407
[KISSES]

1547
01:20:40,407 --> 01:20:42,148
We're very glad to meet you.

1548
01:20:42,148 --> 01:20:44,585
- Yes, we are. Yes, we are.
- Me, too.

1549
01:20:45,369 --> 01:20:46,457
Um...

1550
01:20:47,675 --> 01:20:49,939
Bags! We'll get the bags.

1551
01:20:49,939 --> 01:20:53,377
Um, Herb is just out, uh,
with the car.

1552
01:20:53,377 --> 01:20:55,553
- Yeah, so... Okay.
- PAUL: Okay.

1553
01:20:55,553 --> 01:20:57,685
BARBARA:
Just out here to the right.

1554
01:20:57,685 --> 01:20:59,426
The blue car there. Yep.

1555
01:21:01,428 --> 01:21:03,082
HERB: Hey.

1556
01:21:03,082 --> 01:21:04,823
- Youse okay? Yeah?
- Yeah.

1557
01:21:04,823 --> 01:21:06,477
Mom, Dad, you remember Herb?

1558
01:21:06,477 --> 01:21:07,739
- Yeah. Hello, Herb.
- Hi.

1559
01:21:07,739 --> 01:21:09,001
- How are you?
- Okay.

1560
01:21:09,001 --> 01:21:10,655
- Hi. Nice to see you.
- Hello.

1561
01:21:11,874 --> 01:21:13,223
Um, should I...
I'll take this for you.

1562
01:21:13,223 --> 01:21:14,311
Oh.

1563
01:21:17,836 --> 01:21:18,881
HERB: All right.

1564
01:21:18,881 --> 01:21:20,143
Okay.

1565
01:21:21,274 --> 01:21:22,362
All right.
Should I put these up?

1566
01:21:22,362 --> 01:21:23,668
Oh, yes. Thank you.

1567
01:21:25,191 --> 01:21:28,891
Here we are.
Make yourselves comfortable.

1568
01:21:28,891 --> 01:21:30,805
- Lovely home.
- Yeah!

1569
01:21:30,805 --> 01:21:33,243
Thank you. Yes. Uh...

1570
01:21:34,244 --> 01:21:35,941
Okay. So, uh, Margaret, uh,

1571
01:21:35,941 --> 01:21:37,160
can you show them
to their room?

1572
01:21:37,160 --> 01:21:39,858
And, um, I'll just
get dinner started.

1573
01:21:39,858 --> 01:21:42,687
Sure. Um, up this way.

1574
01:21:46,734 --> 01:21:49,085
MARY: Gosh, you look
just like your mom

1575
01:21:49,085 --> 01:21:50,695
when she was your age.

1576
01:21:50,695 --> 01:21:53,002
MARGARET: Um, yeah. This way.

1577
01:21:58,268 --> 01:21:59,573
[BARBARA SIGHS]

1578
01:22:00,618 --> 01:22:02,968
- [EXHALES] Hi.
- Hey.

1579
01:22:02,968 --> 01:22:04,230
How are you doing?

1580
01:22:04,230 --> 01:22:06,493
Uh... How are you doing?

1581
01:22:06,493 --> 01:22:08,539
Um, I used up
all my small talk

1582
01:22:08,539 --> 01:22:09,757
- in the car.
- Oh, God.

1583
01:22:09,757 --> 01:22:11,934
Do they like sports? TV shows?

1584
01:22:13,848 --> 01:22:15,938
Game shows.
They used to watch game shows.

1585
01:22:15,938 --> 01:22:19,028
- Okay. Game shows, game shows.
- [DOORBELL RINGS]

1586
01:22:19,028 --> 01:22:20,333
HERB: Hmm.

1587
01:22:20,333 --> 01:22:21,856
Um, coming!

1588
01:22:24,642 --> 01:22:25,686
SYLVIA: Herb!

1589
01:22:26,513 --> 01:22:27,645
Mom!

1590
01:22:27,645 --> 01:22:29,821
Baby! Come give
your mom a big hug.

1591
01:22:29,821 --> 01:22:31,127
Oh.

1592
01:22:31,127 --> 01:22:32,911
- Oh. Look at your little face.
- Sylvia?

1593
01:22:32,911 --> 01:22:34,347
Yeah. My mom is here.

1594
01:22:34,347 --> 01:22:35,870
Uh, yes, she is.
What's happening?

1595
01:22:35,870 --> 01:22:37,872
Well, Margaret said
she needed to see me,

1596
01:22:37,872 --> 01:22:39,265
so we flew out from Florida.

1597
01:22:39,265 --> 01:22:40,484
Are your parents here yet?

1598
01:22:40,484 --> 01:22:43,269
Oh. This is Morris Binamin.

1599
01:22:43,269 --> 01:22:45,358
- Rhymes with cinnamon.
- [CHUCKLES]

1600
01:22:45,358 --> 01:22:47,621
- Hi.
- MARGARET: Grandma!

1601
01:22:47,621 --> 01:22:50,537
There's my Margaret!
[LAUGHING] Oh!

1602
01:22:50,537 --> 01:22:52,539
- BARBARA: Did you know?
- I had no... I know.

1603
01:22:52,539 --> 01:22:53,845
I missed you so much!

1604
01:22:53,845 --> 01:22:55,194
MARGARET: I thought
you were in Florida.

1605
01:22:55,194 --> 01:22:57,022
I know. Well,
Florida came to you.

1606
01:22:57,022 --> 01:22:58,458
- [CHUCKLES]
- Uh...

1607
01:22:58,458 --> 01:23:01,984
Mom, Dad, this is Sylvia.
Herb's mom.

1608
01:23:01,984 --> 01:23:05,900
Sylvia, this... These are
my parents, Paul and Mary.

1609
01:23:05,900 --> 01:23:07,598
Hello.

1610
01:23:07,598 --> 01:23:09,165
- Hello.
- [PAUL CHUCKLES]

1611
01:23:11,950 --> 01:23:13,038
We have pot roast.

1612
01:23:13,038 --> 01:23:14,561
SYLVIA: Sure.

1613
01:23:14,561 --> 01:23:16,085
[CUTLERY CLINKING]

1614
01:23:17,434 --> 01:23:18,652
PAUL AND HERB: Mmm.

1615
01:23:19,958 --> 01:23:21,351
- SYLVIA: Mmm.
- Oh, yeah.

1616
01:23:21,351 --> 01:23:23,614
- Dinner is delicious, Barbara.
- Oh, my God, yes.

1617
01:23:23,614 --> 01:23:26,399
- Oh.
- You have definitely improved.

1618
01:23:26,399 --> 01:23:28,488
- It is very nice.
- [LAUGHS] Thank you.

1619
01:23:30,664 --> 01:23:35,582
Well, I have to admit
it was a bit of a jolt, um,

1620
01:23:35,582 --> 01:23:39,586
but it's nice to have
everyone here together.

1621
01:23:39,586 --> 01:23:41,110
The whole family.

1622
01:23:43,721 --> 01:23:46,071
- And Mr. Binamin.
- [LAUGHS]

1623
01:23:46,071 --> 01:23:47,594
Nice to have you, too.

1624
01:23:47,594 --> 01:23:49,422
[ALL LAUGHING]

1625
01:23:50,597 --> 01:23:52,164
<i>- L'chaim.
- L'chaim.</i>

1626
01:23:54,036 --> 01:23:57,561
<i>L'chaim. L'chaim.</i>

1627
01:23:57,561 --> 01:24:00,564
<i>L'chaim. L'chaim. L'chaim.
L'chaim. L'chaim.</i>

1628
01:24:00,564 --> 01:24:02,479
- [MORRIS LAUGHING]
- [IN ENGLISH] To life!

1629
01:24:08,354 --> 01:24:09,355
[BARBARA CLEARS THROAT]

1630
01:24:09,355 --> 01:24:10,791
So, um,
do you watch <i>Jeopardy!?</i>

1631
01:24:16,058 --> 01:24:18,234
MARY: I used to braid
your mama's hair

1632
01:24:18,234 --> 01:24:19,409
when she was a little girl.

1633
01:24:19,409 --> 01:24:21,324
Did your mom
ever braid your hair?

1634
01:24:21,324 --> 01:24:24,022
Um, yeah, she used to do it
all the time.

1635
01:24:24,022 --> 01:24:26,807
I can see she taught you how
to braid with your bracelet.

1636
01:24:26,807 --> 01:24:27,939
Yeah.

1637
01:24:27,939 --> 01:24:29,332
Oh, there's just so much

1638
01:24:29,332 --> 01:24:30,942
we want to get to know
about you, Margaret.

1639
01:24:30,942 --> 01:24:32,683
Twelve years is a lot
to catch up on.

1640
01:24:32,683 --> 01:24:33,945
Yeah. A long time.

1641
01:24:34,859 --> 01:24:37,079
So, uh, we were wondering...

1642
01:24:38,863 --> 01:24:40,517
Do you go to Sunday school?

1643
01:24:40,517 --> 01:24:42,780
Or, uh, have you ever
thought about it?

1644
01:24:43,955 --> 01:24:47,263
- Uh...
- Nope. Never. Not once.

1645
01:24:47,263 --> 01:24:49,787
We asked Margaret
the question, Sylvia.

1646
01:24:49,787 --> 01:24:50,875
Margaret?

1647
01:24:50,875 --> 01:24:52,398
Well, you're wasting your time

1648
01:24:52,398 --> 01:24:55,314
because Margaret went
to Temple and she's Jewish.

1649
01:24:55,314 --> 01:24:57,055
- [DISHES CLATTER]
- What did you say?

1650
01:24:57,055 --> 01:24:58,143
BARBARA: Excuse me.

1651
01:24:58,143 --> 01:24:59,623
Margaret went to Temple.

1652
01:24:59,623 --> 01:25:01,277
- Okay, Mom, you're done.
- What are you talking about?

1653
01:25:01,277 --> 01:25:03,061
HERB: Okay, that's it.
SYLVIA: Well,
you left the room

1654
01:25:03,061 --> 01:25:04,889
and they're
trying to convert her.

1655
01:25:04,889 --> 01:25:06,195
Well, Margaret has the right
to be baptized

1656
01:25:06,195 --> 01:25:07,370
if she wants to be.

1657
01:25:07,370 --> 01:25:09,328
- Baptized?
- PAUL: If she wants to be.

1658
01:25:09,328 --> 01:25:10,329
BARBARA: I can't believe this.

1659
01:25:11,852 --> 01:25:13,245
I can't believe
you're doing this.

1660
01:25:13,245 --> 01:25:15,073
HERB: All right. Everyone,
this discussion is over.

1661
01:25:15,073 --> 01:25:17,075
We're her parents
and this discussion is over.

1662
01:25:17,075 --> 01:25:19,164
Yeah, you're right, it's over,
because she's already Jewish.

1663
01:25:19,164 --> 01:25:20,861
- Sylvia!
- Well, in our eyes,

1664
01:25:20,861 --> 01:25:24,387
- she's Christian.
- No, no! Margaret is nothing!

1665
01:25:24,387 --> 01:25:27,477
[STUTTERING] Margaret is
not Jewish or Christian.

1666
01:25:27,477 --> 01:25:30,393
She is no religion
until she decides.

1667
01:25:30,393 --> 01:25:31,568
Well, how can she be Jewish

1668
01:25:31,568 --> 01:25:33,265
- if her mother is Christian?
- Stop.

1669
01:25:33,265 --> 01:25:34,832
You were never there for her.
You abandoned her.

1670
01:25:34,832 --> 01:25:35,963
What does it matter?

1671
01:25:35,963 --> 01:25:37,443
Do you think
that we wanted this?

1672
01:25:37,443 --> 01:25:40,490
[OVERLAPPING ARGUMENTS]

1673
01:25:40,490 --> 01:25:41,578
Stop it!

1674
01:25:42,970 --> 01:25:44,668
All of you, just stop it.

1675
01:25:44,668 --> 01:25:47,497
I don't care.
I don't care anymore.

1676
01:25:47,497 --> 01:25:49,803
It's all just
so stupid, religion!

1677
01:25:49,803 --> 01:25:51,153
Just stop fighting!

1678
01:25:51,153 --> 01:25:53,459
I... I don't want a religion.

1679
01:25:53,459 --> 01:25:55,722
- I don't care. I don't care!
- BARBARA: Margaret...

1680
01:25:56,941 --> 01:25:58,899
I don't even believe in God!

1681
01:26:03,382 --> 01:26:04,862
[DOOR SLAMS]

1682
01:26:07,212 --> 01:26:08,996
- Are you happy? Hmm?
- [BARBARA SNIFFLES]

1683
01:26:11,129 --> 01:26:13,175
- I'm so sorry. I did this.
- No, no, no. This is not...

1684
01:26:13,175 --> 01:26:14,654
- I am so sorry.
- No, this is not your fault.

1685
01:26:14,654 --> 01:26:17,527
This is not your fault.
Okay, this is not your fault.

1686
01:26:17,527 --> 01:26:20,269
No, that was everybody else.
That was not...

1687
01:26:20,269 --> 01:26:22,140
- Me.
- No, no, no.

1688
01:26:22,140 --> 01:26:23,794
[PENSIVE MUSIC PLAYING]

1689
01:26:25,056 --> 01:26:26,623
MARGARET: <i>"Dear Mr. Benedict,</i>

1690
01:26:28,668 --> 01:26:32,629
<i>"what I learned about religion
is that it makes people fight.</i>

1691
01:26:35,109 --> 01:26:37,808
<i>"That every religion
says the same thing.</i>

1692
01:26:37,808 --> 01:26:40,767
<i>"If you pray to God,
he'll listen to you,</i>

1693
01:26:40,767 --> 01:26:42,595
<i>"and help you,
and make things better.</i>

1694
01:26:45,294 --> 01:26:47,774
<i>"But I've prayed and prayed</i>

1695
01:26:47,774 --> 01:26:50,429
<i>"and everything
just gets worse."</i>

1696
01:26:55,782 --> 01:26:57,393
Okay. We'll call you.

1697
01:27:00,047 --> 01:27:02,049
MARGARET: <i>"I don't know
anymore, but I think...</i>

1698
01:27:03,834 --> 01:27:05,879
<i>"that maybe the truth is...</i>

1699
01:27:08,969 --> 01:27:10,362
<i>"there's nobody up there.</i>

1700
01:27:13,539 --> 01:27:15,237
<i>"There's nobody listening.</i>

1701
01:27:19,110 --> 01:27:20,677
<i>"There's only just...</i>

1702
01:27:23,027 --> 01:27:24,158
<i>"me.</i>

1703
01:27:37,259 --> 01:27:40,436
<i>"Sincerely, Margaret Simon."</i>

1704
01:27:46,485 --> 01:27:47,530
Margaret.

1705
01:27:47,530 --> 01:27:49,532
[EMOTIONAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1706
01:27:59,890 --> 01:28:01,892
[CRYING SOFTLY]

1707
01:28:22,129 --> 01:28:23,479
[INHALES]

1708
01:28:23,479 --> 01:28:25,045
[EXHALES SHAKILY]

1709
01:28:35,665 --> 01:28:37,319
[STUDENTS CHATTERING]

1710
01:29:08,959 --> 01:29:11,048
- [SIGHS]
- [DOOR SHUTS]

1711
01:29:12,354 --> 01:29:14,660
- BARBARA: Hey.
- Hey.

1712
01:29:14,660 --> 01:29:16,358
Wait. Come here.

1713
01:29:18,055 --> 01:29:19,970
I don't really
feel like talking.

1714
01:29:21,319 --> 01:29:22,755
Yeah. I don't either.

1715
01:29:24,714 --> 01:29:29,719
But, um, I do want to say
sorry for how things went.

1716
01:29:32,330 --> 01:29:36,290
And I know that this past year
has not been easy.

1717
01:29:41,600 --> 01:29:43,297
Want to just sit for a minute?

1718
01:29:58,008 --> 01:30:01,272
Mmm, yeah. Good idea.

1719
01:30:13,937 --> 01:30:17,375
It gets tiring trying so hard
all the time, doesn't it?

1720
01:30:19,421 --> 01:30:20,465
Yeah.

1721
01:30:21,945 --> 01:30:24,034
[BREATHING DEEPLY]

1722
01:30:36,742 --> 01:30:39,179
[SOFT MUSIC PLAYING]

1723
01:30:49,625 --> 01:30:51,583
[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

1724
01:30:55,979 --> 01:30:59,548
- One, two, three. Cheese!
- GIRLS: Cheese!

1725
01:30:59,548 --> 01:31:03,247
- Junior High! Whoo!
- [GRETCHEN CHEERING]

1726
01:31:03,247 --> 01:31:05,858
NANCY: Come on, everybody.
Margaret, come on!

1727
01:31:10,733 --> 01:31:11,690
Hey.

1728
01:31:14,301 --> 01:31:15,433
Thanks, Mr. Benedict.

1729
01:31:16,478 --> 01:31:18,697
You're a really good teacher.

1730
01:31:18,697 --> 01:31:20,743
Well, I wouldn't say all that.
You know,

1731
01:31:20,743 --> 01:31:23,180
still trying to iron out
some of the kinks.

1732
01:31:23,180 --> 01:31:24,877
No, you were really good.

1733
01:31:26,792 --> 01:31:28,011
I'm glad you felt that way.

1734
01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:31,405
[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING]

1735
01:31:45,768 --> 01:31:46,725
Hey.

1736
01:31:49,859 --> 01:31:51,164
Do you want to come dance?

1737
01:31:53,515 --> 01:31:54,646
Really?

1738
01:31:55,604 --> 01:31:56,561
Yeah.

1739
01:32:09,879 --> 01:32:11,315
Yes! I knew it!

1740
01:32:11,315 --> 01:32:12,751
You basically already won.

1741
01:32:12,751 --> 01:32:14,666
GRETCHEN: You've been going
for ages.

1742
01:32:14,666 --> 01:32:17,016
- Ages, Gretchen?
- GRETCHEN: Can I please go?

1743
01:32:17,016 --> 01:32:19,018
NANCY: Gretchen, quit
complaining all the time.

1744
01:32:19,976 --> 01:32:21,151
I'm not complaining.

1745
01:32:22,021 --> 01:32:23,545
[CHEERING]

1746
01:32:26,373 --> 01:32:27,549
Nancy.

1747
01:32:27,549 --> 01:32:28,724
[GIRLS LAUGHING]

1748
01:32:28,724 --> 01:32:29,899
Come on, please?

1749
01:32:35,948 --> 01:32:36,949
GRETCHEN: I got it!

1750
01:32:52,617 --> 01:32:54,924
Really nice work
on the shading, Daniel.

1751
01:32:54,924 --> 01:32:56,142
Thank you.

1752
01:32:56,142 --> 01:32:58,188
I think maybe you could
put a wash here

1753
01:32:58,188 --> 01:33:01,887
just to blend that, but I...
It's beautiful.

1754
01:33:07,719 --> 01:33:10,417
- Oh. Hey, Barbara!
- Jan!

1755
01:33:10,417 --> 01:33:12,681
It's so funny to see you.
I was just gonna call you.

1756
01:33:12,681 --> 01:33:14,421
- Oh.
- Can you believe it,

1757
01:33:14,421 --> 01:33:15,814
about the stars?

1758
01:33:15,814 --> 01:33:17,642
- Oh, I know.
- Jeez.

1759
01:33:17,642 --> 01:33:20,210
Well, I guess everything
is a fire hazard these days.

1760
01:33:20,210 --> 01:33:21,690
[BOTH CHUCKLE]

1761
01:33:21,690 --> 01:33:23,213
Anyway, um,

1762
01:33:23,213 --> 01:33:24,388
we're getting
committees together

1763
01:33:24,388 --> 01:33:25,737
over at the Junior High

1764
01:33:25,737 --> 01:33:27,260
and I can think of
at least three

1765
01:33:27,260 --> 01:33:29,001
that you'd be perfect for.

1766
01:33:29,001 --> 01:33:34,833
Oh, Jan, that sounds great
and I'd love to, but, um...

1767
01:33:36,922 --> 01:33:38,228
I don't want to.

1768
01:33:40,665 --> 01:33:42,798
But thank you for asking me.

1769
01:33:42,798 --> 01:33:45,278
- Yeah.
- And, uh...

1770
01:33:46,410 --> 01:33:48,064
- Have a good day!
- Okay.

1771
01:33:51,545 --> 01:33:52,938
[SIGHS]

1772
01:33:52,938 --> 01:33:54,505
SYLVIA: <i>I'm going to write you
so many letters.</i>

1773
01:33:54,505 --> 01:33:56,986
So many letters,
the mailman's going to say,

1774
01:33:56,986 --> 01:33:59,031
"That's it! No more!"

1775
01:33:59,031 --> 01:34:00,816
[LAUGHING] Okay.

1776
01:34:00,816 --> 01:34:02,992
<i>Oh. Have the best time, honey.</i>

1777
01:34:02,992 --> 01:34:04,210
<i>We'll see you
when you get back.</i>

1778
01:34:04,210 --> 01:34:05,298
See you soon, sweetie.

1779
01:34:05,298 --> 01:34:06,691
- Have fun.
- Bye.

1780
01:34:06,691 --> 01:34:07,997
Love you. Bye!

1781
01:34:10,869 --> 01:34:13,219
- Okay. I think this is it.
- Got it?

1782
01:34:13,219 --> 01:34:14,960
- Then we just have to...
- HERB: Wait, wait, wait.

1783
01:34:14,960 --> 01:34:16,266
- ...close it.
- Yeah.

1784
01:34:16,266 --> 01:34:18,094
- Camera, camera, camera.
- MARGARET: Oh, wait.

1785
01:34:18,094 --> 01:34:19,573
- Yes.
- HERB: All right.

1786
01:34:19,573 --> 01:34:21,706
BARBARA: Okay. Now, we just
have to close it.

1787
01:34:21,706 --> 01:34:23,186
- HERB: Sides. Check the sides.
- Okay, got it?

1788
01:34:23,186 --> 01:34:24,578
- HERB: Yeah, yeah. Step on it.
- Ready. Go.

1789
01:34:24,578 --> 01:34:26,972
- [GROANS IN PAIN]
- Oh, my God! Are you okay?

1790
01:34:26,972 --> 01:34:28,278
Whoo. Ah.

1791
01:34:28,278 --> 01:34:30,280
- Just kidding. [LAUGHS]
- Every time.

1792
01:34:30,280 --> 01:34:31,585
If it's there, I'll take it.

1793
01:34:31,585 --> 01:34:33,109
- Okay.
- HERB: Good stuff.
There it is.

1794
01:34:33,109 --> 01:34:34,980
Almost like
we've done it before.

1795
01:34:34,980 --> 01:34:37,330
- Yeah.
- [LAWN MOWER STARTS OUTSIDE]

1796
01:34:40,246 --> 01:34:41,465
BARBARA: Is it lawn day?

1797
01:34:43,336 --> 01:34:44,337
HERB: It is.

1798
01:34:46,992 --> 01:34:48,820
- We haven't paid him yet.
- BARBARA: We haven't.

1799
01:34:48,820 --> 01:34:50,648
No. And if you wanted to go
into the kitchen

1800
01:34:50,648 --> 01:34:51,736
and grab it...

1801
01:34:53,259 --> 01:34:56,175
Yeah. Yeah. Sure.

1802
01:35:05,445 --> 01:35:06,795
Hey. Hey, Moose.

1803
01:35:06,795 --> 01:35:08,405
[LAWN MOWER TURNS OFF]

1804
01:35:09,580 --> 01:35:10,842
Here. Dad says thanks.

1805
01:35:10,842 --> 01:35:12,278
Oh, thank you. Yeah.

1806
01:35:12,278 --> 01:35:14,716
Uh, well, have a good summer.

1807
01:35:14,716 --> 01:35:16,326
I won't be seeing you
for a while.

1808
01:35:16,326 --> 01:35:18,067
Oh, where you going?

1809
01:35:18,067 --> 01:35:20,547
Camp. New Hampshire. Yeah.

1810
01:35:20,547 --> 01:35:22,375
- Oh.
- Leaving today.

1811
01:35:22,375 --> 01:35:23,681
Well, have fun.

1812
01:35:25,335 --> 01:35:26,336
Thanks.

1813
01:35:27,685 --> 01:35:29,208
And, uh, I don't know.

1814
01:35:29,208 --> 01:35:31,167
Maybe we can hang out
when you get back?

1815
01:35:32,429 --> 01:35:34,039
Re... Really?

1816
01:35:35,084 --> 01:35:36,085
Yeah.

1817
01:35:36,868 --> 01:35:38,261
[LAWN MOWER STARTS]

1818
01:35:38,261 --> 01:35:40,306
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

1819
01:35:41,481 --> 01:35:42,526
[SIGHS]

1820
01:35:43,570 --> 01:35:45,529
[LIGHT-HEARTED MUSIC PLAYING]

1821
01:35:58,455 --> 01:36:01,110
[URINATING]

1822
01:36:12,251 --> 01:36:13,209
[MUSIC STOPS]

1823
01:36:18,823 --> 01:36:20,129
Oh, my God.

1824
01:36:21,173 --> 01:36:22,740
Oh, my God.

1825
01:36:22,740 --> 01:36:24,394
Mom... Mom?

1826
01:36:25,569 --> 01:36:27,614
Mom! Mom!

1827
01:36:27,614 --> 01:36:29,660
What is it? What's wrong?

1828
01:36:29,660 --> 01:36:32,924
[SHAKILY] I got it.
I got my period.

1829
01:36:33,707 --> 01:36:34,883
What?

1830
01:36:35,971 --> 01:36:37,320
[GASPS]

1831
01:36:38,234 --> 01:36:40,062
- I got it, right?
- Yeah!

1832
01:36:41,106 --> 01:36:43,587
- [BOTH LAUGHING]
- Yeah. Yes.

1833
01:36:43,587 --> 01:36:46,851
[SOBS] Oh, my God.

1834
01:36:49,506 --> 01:36:51,508
[BOTH CRYING AND LAUGHING]

1835
01:36:51,508 --> 01:36:53,727
- I don't know why I'm crying.
- [BOTH LAUGH]

1836
01:36:53,727 --> 01:36:55,991
Oh, my goodness. Wow.

1837
01:36:55,991 --> 01:36:58,210
- Are you okay? Yeah?
- I'm fine. I'm fine.

1838
01:36:58,210 --> 01:37:00,430
- You feel...
- Yep, I'm fine.

1839
01:37:00,430 --> 01:37:02,258
Do you have any cramping or...

1840
01:37:02,258 --> 01:37:04,216
- No. No, no, no. No, I'm fine.
- No?

1841
01:37:04,216 --> 01:37:05,739
I can't believe
this is happening to you.

1842
01:37:05,739 --> 01:37:06,915
I don't believe it either.

1843
01:37:06,915 --> 01:37:08,438
You're a woman!

1844
01:37:08,438 --> 01:37:09,700
I'm a woman!

1845
01:37:09,700 --> 01:37:11,093
[BOTH LAUGHING]

1846
01:37:13,747 --> 01:37:15,619
Okay, um...
Get down to business.

1847
01:37:15,619 --> 01:37:16,707
- We need pads.
- Yeah.

1848
01:37:16,707 --> 01:37:17,926
- Yeah, yeah.
- Yeah.

1849
01:37:17,926 --> 01:37:19,231
I actually bought you some.

1850
01:37:19,231 --> 01:37:20,580
- Really?
- I was going to sneak them

1851
01:37:20,580 --> 01:37:22,626
into your trunk at camp,
you know, just in case.

1852
01:37:22,626 --> 01:37:24,410
But, okay. One sec.

1853
01:37:25,629 --> 01:37:26,760
Be right there.

1854
01:37:28,501 --> 01:37:29,676
Okay. So...

1855
01:37:31,113 --> 01:37:33,158
Um, this is how they work.

1856
01:37:33,158 --> 01:37:34,899
- So you just put...
- I know how to do it.

1857
01:37:34,899 --> 01:37:36,770
I've been practicing
in my room for two months.

1858
01:37:36,770 --> 01:37:40,339
- [LAUGHING] What?
- Yeah.

1859
01:37:40,339 --> 01:37:42,080
- You have? Oh, my...
- Yes. Yes.

1860
01:37:44,648 --> 01:37:45,997
All right.

1861
01:37:45,997 --> 01:37:48,870
Well, then, you're, um...
You don't need me.

1862
01:37:51,307 --> 01:37:52,656
Yeah.

1863
01:37:52,656 --> 01:37:54,527
I'll be right out here. Okay.

1864
01:37:57,835 --> 01:37:59,097
[SIGHS]

1865
01:37:59,097 --> 01:38:01,491
[SENTIMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING]

1866
01:38:03,754 --> 01:38:04,755
[EXHALES]

1867
01:38:09,151 --> 01:38:10,717
[SIGHS]

1868
01:38:10,717 --> 01:38:13,416
[BREATHING DEEPLY]

1869
01:38:13,416 --> 01:38:15,331
[GIGGLES QUIETLY]

1870
01:38:21,163 --> 01:38:22,512
[SIGHS]

1871
01:38:31,521 --> 01:38:33,131
MARGARET: <i>Are you
still there, God?</i>

1872
01:38:33,958 --> 01:38:35,786
<i>It's me, Margaret.</i>

1873
01:38:37,788 --> 01:38:38,876
<i>Thanks.</i>

1874
01:38:39,616 --> 01:38:41,096
<i>Thanks an awful lot.</i>

1875
01:38:51,933 --> 01:38:53,935
[PLEASANT MUSIC PLAYING]