1 00:00:00,960 --> 00:00:05,260 [upbeat music] 2 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:06,940 - Chapter one. 3 00:00:07,040 --> 00:00:08,460 This is the story of the Hayworth family. 4 00:00:08,560 --> 00:00:10,420 - Oh, no. - Oh! 5 00:00:10,520 --> 00:00:12,020 - Three siblings who loved each other. 6 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:13,180 - What do I owe you? - $1,150, brother. 7 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,540 - Oh, dang. - Okay. 8 00:00:14,640 --> 00:00:16,700 But money sometimes got in the way. 9 00:00:16,800 --> 00:00:18,100 Sarah was the middle child 10 00:00:18,200 --> 00:00:19,780 and the one with the least money. 11 00:00:19,880 --> 00:00:21,580 She lived in a tiny apartment with her wife, Denise, 12 00:00:21,680 --> 00:00:22,940 and their two kids. 13 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:24,860 They were always on top of each other. 14 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,460 Literally. 15 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,940 - Hi, I was just calling about the counselor position. 16 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:32,540 Oh, you got the job. 17 00:00:32,640 --> 00:00:34,300 So you were supposed to fill the position, 18 00:00:34,400 --> 00:00:35,820 but you gave it to yourself. 19 00:00:35,920 --> 00:00:37,140 That's fun. Quick question. 20 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:38,860 Why did you even have me come in? 21 00:00:38,960 --> 00:00:40,660 I mean, you didn't even validate my parking, so-- 22 00:00:40,760 --> 00:00:42,420 - And we are so happy for you. 23 00:00:42,520 --> 00:00:44,500 It's a tough job market out there right now. 24 00:00:44,600 --> 00:00:46,180 Good luck, and let us know if anything else opens up. 25 00:00:46,280 --> 00:00:47,540 - Can I just say one more thing? 26 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:49,060 - There is a better job out there for you. 27 00:00:49,160 --> 00:00:51,580 In the meantime, do you want to bake some cookies 28 00:00:51,680 --> 00:00:53,100 and look at pictures of Cate Blanchett in suits? 29 00:00:53,200 --> 00:00:55,020 - [laughs] Yes, I would. 30 00:00:55,120 --> 00:00:56,700 - I thought we were going to Uncle Connor's place. 31 00:00:56,800 --> 00:00:59,100 - Yeah, his house has a second floor. 32 00:00:59,200 --> 00:01:01,940 - We have a second floor. - You're sitting on it! 33 00:01:02,040 --> 00:01:03,740 - A few minutes away, 34 00:01:03,840 --> 00:01:06,100 Sarah's younger brother Connor had moved to the Bay Area 35 00:01:06,200 --> 00:01:07,420 with his wife and daughter. 36 00:01:07,520 --> 00:01:09,100 He'd made a fortune in finance, 37 00:01:09,200 --> 00:01:10,940 so much that he bought his house from Matt Damon. 38 00:01:11,040 --> 00:01:13,780 Yes, that Matt Damon. 39 00:01:13,880 --> 00:01:15,740 They even had a live-in nanny. 40 00:01:15,840 --> 00:01:19,020 - Lupe, can you do the thing? 41 00:01:19,120 --> 00:01:21,660 - A nanny who took care of all of them. 42 00:01:21,760 --> 00:01:22,900 - [laughs] 43 00:01:23,000 --> 00:01:24,420 - Daddy, when do the cousins get here? 44 00:01:24,520 --> 00:01:27,060 - Soon, baby. Today's gonna be epic. 45 00:01:27,160 --> 00:01:29,700 Whole family together... - Yeah, it's gonna be lit. 46 00:01:29,800 --> 00:01:31,220 - That's my girl. 47 00:01:31,320 --> 00:01:33,020 Lupe. 48 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:34,420 Come on. 49 00:01:34,520 --> 00:01:36,260 You're the best, Lupe! 50 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:38,620 - In between Connor and Sarah financially 51 00:01:38,720 --> 00:01:40,180 was the oldest sibling, 52 00:01:40,280 --> 00:01:42,060 Tom. 53 00:01:42,160 --> 00:01:46,300 He was middle-class, but definitely not middlebrow. 54 00:01:46,400 --> 00:01:48,180 [toddler babbling] 55 00:01:48,280 --> 00:01:50,420 What? 56 00:01:50,520 --> 00:01:52,060 - Yeah, you know what? You're right. 57 00:01:52,160 --> 00:01:53,820 It's the wrong kind of funny. 58 00:01:53,920 --> 00:01:56,660 - [babbles] - Good point. 59 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:59,020 Tom grew up the golden child of the family, 60 00:01:59,120 --> 00:02:01,060 and actually became a bestselling novelist. 61 00:02:01,160 --> 00:02:03,300 But his latest novel had sold about five copies, 62 00:02:03,400 --> 00:02:05,620 as the public had failed to appreciate its subtlety, 63 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:09,900 and the author photo was not the one the author chose. 64 00:02:10,000 --> 00:02:13,140 With the expenses piling up, he now faced the humiliation 65 00:02:13,240 --> 00:02:16,220 of having to ask his little brother for a loan. 66 00:02:16,320 --> 00:02:19,740 - [laughs] 67 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,220 - What, you're a critic, too? 68 00:02:21,320 --> 00:02:22,860 - Mom! 69 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:25,020 - Also... - I'm bored! 70 00:02:25,120 --> 00:02:27,540 - He had too many kids. 71 00:02:27,640 --> 00:02:29,140 - Investigators said they'd never seen 72 00:02:29,240 --> 00:02:30,620 a murder so gruesome, 73 00:02:30,720 --> 00:02:32,580 but what they found under the floorboards 74 00:02:32,680 --> 00:02:34,380 was even more disturbing. 75 00:02:34,480 --> 00:02:36,820 - Well, got in almost half a page 76 00:02:36,920 --> 00:02:38,300 before they started crying. 77 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:40,580 - Your secret book about Uncle Connor and Aunt Sarah? 78 00:02:40,680 --> 00:02:42,580 - Oh, no, no, no, sweetie. It's not a secret. 79 00:02:42,680 --> 00:02:44,220 I'm just--I'm... 80 00:02:44,320 --> 00:02:46,300 hiding it from them. 81 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:48,100 - Que gallina es tu papá? 82 00:02:48,200 --> 00:02:50,620 - Mom said you're a chicken. - [gasps] 83 00:02:50,720 --> 00:02:53,860 - Well, that's just nasty in two languages. 84 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:55,780 Don't forget, we're going to Connor's at 3:00. 85 00:02:55,880 --> 00:02:58,260 - Great, that'll give me enough time 86 00:02:58,360 --> 00:03:01,140 to keep doing laundry for the rest of my life. 87 00:03:01,240 --> 00:03:02,540 - Love you, honey! 88 00:03:02,640 --> 00:03:06,060 Yo, bro, comma, psyched to see your new dump, 89 00:03:06,160 --> 00:03:07,820 exclamation point. 90 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:09,260 Smiley face. 91 00:03:09,360 --> 00:03:10,860 - Yeah, did you buy it from someone famous? 92 00:03:10,960 --> 00:03:12,420 I can't remember. 93 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,160 - Ha ha, very funny. 94 00:03:16,840 --> 00:03:18,460 You do know it was Matt Damon though, right? 95 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:19,580 - [chuckles] 96 00:03:19,680 --> 00:03:21,880 [upbeat music] 97 00:03:23,960 --> 00:03:25,460 [upbeat music] 98 00:03:25,560 --> 00:03:27,380 - I wouldn't want someplace this big--it's too big! 99 00:03:27,480 --> 00:03:29,620 I mean, who would want all this space? 100 00:03:29,720 --> 00:03:32,540 So many rooms, no one would ever find you. 101 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:34,860 - I'm going for it. 102 00:03:34,960 --> 00:03:36,060 I'm just gonna look him right in the eye. 103 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,460 I'm gonna say "Connor, 104 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:39,180 I know everyone thinks my career is thriving--" 105 00:03:39,280 --> 00:03:42,260 - Honey, I support you whether you decide to ask for the loan 106 00:03:42,360 --> 00:03:44,540 or you don't, but I just can't keep hearing about it. 107 00:03:44,640 --> 00:03:46,780 - It's hard to ask your baby brother for money. 108 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,660 - Well, don't think of him as your baby brother. 109 00:03:48,760 --> 00:03:50,380 Think of him as a cartoon duck 110 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:52,540 swimming in a pool of gold coins. 111 00:03:52,640 --> 00:03:55,060 - He has a pool of gold coins? 112 00:03:55,160 --> 00:03:57,220 - No. 113 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:58,740 I don't think so. 114 00:03:58,840 --> 00:04:00,700 - Hey! - Hi. 115 00:04:00,800 --> 00:04:03,300 - Hey. 116 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:05,300 - So are we still not telling your brothers 117 00:04:05,400 --> 00:04:06,340 that you lost your job? 118 00:04:06,440 --> 00:04:07,740 - Not today, no. - Okay. 119 00:04:07,840 --> 00:04:10,020 - Oh, your cheese cave has a wine cellar? 120 00:04:10,120 --> 00:04:12,060 Cool, I'm unemployed. - Okay. 121 00:04:12,160 --> 00:04:13,380 - I just--I don't need Tom's advice 122 00:04:13,480 --> 00:04:15,660 or Connor's sympathy fist bump. 123 00:04:15,760 --> 00:04:18,060 - Okay, Lulu, we haven't seen Connor in over a year, 124 00:04:18,160 --> 00:04:19,380 so maybe let's not get in a fight 125 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,740 and storm out this time. 126 00:04:20,840 --> 00:04:22,180 Okay, I know your brothers are Scorpios, 127 00:04:22,280 --> 00:04:23,660 but they're still good people. 128 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:25,020 - You know I don't believe in that stuff. 129 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,100 - That's a very Capricorn thing to say. 130 00:04:26,200 --> 00:04:27,860 - Okay. 131 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,180 - Oh, wow, look! 132 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,280 - Dibs on tiny Porsche! 133 00:04:34,120 --> 00:04:35,660 - Ready for this? - Do I have a choice? 134 00:04:35,760 --> 00:04:37,300 - No. 135 00:04:37,400 --> 00:04:39,300 [screaming] 136 00:04:39,400 --> 00:04:41,340 - Oh, my God! 137 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:42,860 - Hey. 138 00:04:42,960 --> 00:04:44,380 - Oh, my gosh, come on, you have to see my dolls. 139 00:04:44,480 --> 00:04:45,820 - Cool, what are their pronouns? 140 00:04:45,920 --> 00:04:47,500 - Come on! - Whoa! 141 00:04:47,600 --> 00:04:49,820 - So cool! - Oh, thank you. 142 00:04:49,920 --> 00:04:51,940 - You got it, right? - Yeah. 143 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:55,100 [light percussive music] 144 00:04:55,200 --> 00:04:56,340 - De dónde eres? 145 00:04:56,440 --> 00:04:57,500 - Colombiana, y tú? 146 00:04:57,600 --> 00:04:58,780 - Quería, Mexicana. 147 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:00,580 - Nobody's perfect. - Oh. 148 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:02,380 - Okay. 149 00:05:02,480 --> 00:05:04,740 - This is obscene. - I feel dirty. 150 00:05:04,840 --> 00:05:06,940 - So what do you guys think? 151 00:05:07,040 --> 00:05:08,540 - So nice. - It's really tasteful. 152 00:05:08,640 --> 00:05:10,220 - Mm-hmm. 153 00:05:10,320 --> 00:05:11,860 - I can't believe I'm finally so close to you guys. 154 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:14,580 We went stir-crazy in Seattle this past year. 155 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:16,660 - Ugh, I'm sure it was so hard for you and Emily 156 00:05:16,760 --> 00:05:18,740 to be quarantined with an infinity pool. 157 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:21,580 - No, my pool guy blew up on TikTok. 158 00:05:21,680 --> 00:05:24,740 So he's like a full-time pool boy influencer now, 159 00:05:24,840 --> 00:05:27,140 just doing all like, you know, this kinda... 160 00:05:27,240 --> 00:05:29,180 I don't know, but we had to throw the tarp on. 161 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,860 The pH balance got all out of whack. 162 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:33,340 It's-- - Ugh, I'd move, too. 163 00:05:33,440 --> 00:05:35,820 - Hey, where is Emily? She traveling for work again? 164 00:05:35,920 --> 00:05:38,580 - Yeah, her firm owns a pipeline 165 00:05:38,680 --> 00:05:41,300 in one of the Dakotas. 166 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,380 I don't know. Someone's got to pay the bills. 167 00:05:44,480 --> 00:05:46,340 - Didn't you make, like, $5 million last year? 168 00:05:46,440 --> 00:05:49,580 - Yeah, but Em makes, like, real money. 169 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,860 - I don't even want to know what you think real money is. 170 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,420 - Oh, Tom, by the way, finally read your book. 171 00:05:55,520 --> 00:05:56,780 - You did? 172 00:05:56,880 --> 00:05:58,580 - Yeah--well, first chapter, but, man. 173 00:05:58,680 --> 00:06:01,780 So far I got to say it is... 174 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:04,540 a much anticipated follow-up. 175 00:06:04,640 --> 00:06:06,420 - We talk about how problematic it is? 176 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:07,820 - Oh, should I not read it? 177 00:06:07,920 --> 00:06:09,700 - Well, there's exactly zero women. 178 00:06:09,800 --> 00:06:11,940 - It's about a prison baseball team in 1906. 179 00:06:12,040 --> 00:06:13,220 - That sounds dope. 180 00:06:13,320 --> 00:06:14,340 - I thought you read the first chapter. 181 00:06:14,440 --> 00:06:15,900 - It's a long chapter, Tom. 182 00:06:16,000 --> 00:06:19,060 - Look, Sarah, obviously I'm an ally. 183 00:06:19,160 --> 00:06:21,180 - Yeah, Sarah, he married a Latina. 184 00:06:21,280 --> 00:06:22,380 Doesn't he get points for that? 185 00:06:22,480 --> 00:06:23,900 - I didn't actually do it for points. 186 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:26,260 - Just the idea of points is so toxic. 187 00:06:26,360 --> 00:06:28,440 - Okay, well definitely not less points. 188 00:06:30,160 --> 00:06:32,300 - Fewer points. - You have a problem. 189 00:06:32,400 --> 00:06:34,480 - Oh, my God, we get it. You're a bestselling writer. 190 00:06:36,000 --> 00:06:38,740 - And this is the playroom. 191 00:06:38,840 --> 00:06:41,660 - Huh, okay, whoo. 192 00:06:41,760 --> 00:06:44,260 - Wow. 193 00:06:44,360 --> 00:06:46,940 - Shamiah, you got all the orange and all the railroads. 194 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,740 Guys, let me save you six hours. 195 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:50,540 Shamiah's already won the game. 196 00:06:50,640 --> 00:06:53,460 - All right! - But I've got both utilities. 197 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:56,220 - [sighs] Oh, Camila. 198 00:06:56,320 --> 00:06:58,700 All that means is that you just spent $300 199 00:06:58,800 --> 00:07:00,900 on investments with zero upgrade potential. 200 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,580 Let me guess, you got Baltic, too? 201 00:07:02,680 --> 00:07:04,020 Yeah, you got Baltic. 202 00:07:04,120 --> 00:07:05,580 - It's like a Willy Wonka fever dream. 203 00:07:05,680 --> 00:07:07,900 - It's like an American Girl store knocked up a Sephora. 204 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:10,540 - It's like we're inside Barbie's uterus. 205 00:07:10,640 --> 00:07:13,380 - It's like a rave meets an ice cream shop, 206 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:15,100 and they... 207 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:16,180 I lost it. - You tried. 208 00:07:16,280 --> 00:07:17,260 - Yeah, I lost it. - You tried. 209 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:18,700 - You got a lot of cash. That's good. 210 00:07:18,800 --> 00:07:20,120 But it's not like the bank is gonna pay you interest. 211 00:07:20,200 --> 00:07:21,860 - Go off, king. 212 00:07:21,960 --> 00:07:23,460 - Thank you, Kelvin. 213 00:07:23,560 --> 00:07:25,780 But let's talk about your situation over here, bud. 214 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,060 I mean, what's your strategy? You're all over the place. 215 00:07:28,160 --> 00:07:29,500 The name of the game is Monopoly. 216 00:07:29,600 --> 00:07:32,540 I'm seeing one of each color. 217 00:07:32,640 --> 00:07:35,220 - In chapter three, add a flashback 218 00:07:35,320 --> 00:07:37,260 where Connor's greed is stoked by Monopoly, 219 00:07:37,360 --> 00:07:39,140 a game which is ironically designed to teach 220 00:07:39,240 --> 00:07:41,240 about income inequality. 221 00:07:43,520 --> 00:07:45,580 I'm writing a book. 222 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:48,500 - Hm, I'm making chicken fingers. 223 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:51,860 - Yo, Tom, we're gonna call Mom and Dad. 224 00:07:51,960 --> 00:07:55,300 And this is the kitchen. 225 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:57,140 - Oh, wow. - Wow. 226 00:07:57,240 --> 00:07:58,460 - We love it. - Yes. 227 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:00,100 - Is that Matt Damon's juicer? 228 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,580 - Hey, what's he like? 229 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,620 - Who, MD? Oh, he was great. 230 00:08:03,720 --> 00:08:06,620 Yeah, I mean, when my realtor emailed his realtor 231 00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:09,940 about the inspection, he responded like, so fast. 232 00:08:10,040 --> 00:08:12,780 - Wow. - That is so Matt Damon. 233 00:08:12,880 --> 00:08:15,260 - And to think you and Tom shared that tiny little room 234 00:08:15,360 --> 00:08:17,340 growing up together. 235 00:08:17,440 --> 00:08:19,780 My millionaire and my big shot writer. 236 00:08:19,880 --> 00:08:21,900 - Hi, I'm here, too. 237 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,860 - Of course, you are. How's work, sweetie? 238 00:08:24,960 --> 00:08:26,700 - Oh, so great. 239 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,100 - Oh, I love seeing all of you together. 240 00:08:29,200 --> 00:08:31,060 My kids, my grandkids, 241 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,420 my wonderful ethnic daughter-in-laws. 242 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:34,780 - Mom, why would you say that? - Mom, come on. 243 00:08:34,880 --> 00:08:37,100 - What? They know I love them. 244 00:08:37,200 --> 00:08:40,100 Hola, Marina. Café con leche. 245 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:43,060 - That's right, Grandma. Those are Spanish words. 246 00:08:43,160 --> 00:08:44,900 - Hey, mom. 247 00:08:45,000 --> 00:08:46,740 I know that Thanksgiving is a couple months off, 248 00:08:46,840 --> 00:08:49,220 but I would like to try again with the vegan turkey. 249 00:08:49,320 --> 00:08:51,500 I think the problem last time was mostly in the taste 250 00:08:51,600 --> 00:08:53,220 and the texture area. 251 00:08:53,320 --> 00:08:56,140 - Oh, Sarah... 252 00:08:56,240 --> 00:08:58,180 - Okay, fine, there was a slight odor. 253 00:08:58,280 --> 00:08:59,780 - I thought you told them. 254 00:08:59,880 --> 00:09:02,300 - No, Connor, you were supposed to tell them. 255 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,420 - Told us what? 256 00:09:04,520 --> 00:09:07,180 - Connor's taking us to the Turks and the Caicos! 257 00:09:07,280 --> 00:09:08,660 - What? 258 00:09:08,760 --> 00:09:10,420 - I don't understand. 259 00:09:10,520 --> 00:09:12,220 - She said it wrong. There's no "the." 260 00:09:12,320 --> 00:09:13,660 - Dad. 261 00:09:13,760 --> 00:09:15,140 - He's taking us to Turks and Caicos? 262 00:09:15,240 --> 00:09:16,860 - No, the one "the" is fine. 263 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:17,800 - But we always have Thanksgiving 264 00:09:17,880 --> 00:09:19,380 at Mom and Dad's place. 265 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:21,380 - Yeah, it's a tradition. - It's like our only tradition. 266 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:23,340 - So you're saying it's Turks and the Caicos. 267 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:24,580 That sounds crazy. 268 00:09:24,680 --> 00:09:26,100 - Guys, we'll call you back. 269 00:09:26,200 --> 00:09:28,200 - Now you got me confused. 270 00:09:30,000 --> 00:09:32,220 - What, I can't take Mom and Dad on a vacation? 271 00:09:32,320 --> 00:09:34,460 - Connor, there's 51 other weeks of the year. 272 00:09:34,560 --> 00:09:37,340 - Okay, but on Thanksgiving, all we do is fight. 273 00:09:37,440 --> 00:09:38,940 Why do you guys even care? 274 00:09:39,040 --> 00:09:40,860 - Because it's our special day of fighting. 275 00:09:40,960 --> 00:09:42,180 - And it's our special day of drinking. 276 00:09:42,280 --> 00:09:44,100 - Mm-hmm. - Okay, I'll fix this. 277 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:46,020 You guys wanna come to Turks and Caicos? 278 00:09:46,120 --> 00:09:47,860 I'll bring everyone. - That's not the point. 279 00:09:47,960 --> 00:09:50,260 - Yeah, you're not getting it, man. 280 00:09:50,360 --> 00:09:52,060 So just airfare or you cover hotel, too? 281 00:09:52,160 --> 00:09:53,100 - Everything. 282 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:55,200 - Whew. 283 00:09:56,560 --> 00:09:57,900 - Tom. - What? No. 284 00:09:58,000 --> 00:09:59,420 No, no, no. Yeah, no, Sarah's right. 285 00:09:59,520 --> 00:10:01,700 That's not the point. - Okay, Connor, you know? 286 00:10:01,800 --> 00:10:03,620 I didn't say anything 287 00:10:03,720 --> 00:10:06,420 about your ridiculous Matt Damon house 288 00:10:06,520 --> 00:10:08,140 with its screening room, and a backyard 289 00:10:08,240 --> 00:10:10,020 that's inside the house, and a closet 290 00:10:10,120 --> 00:10:12,180 just for your kid's pajamas. 291 00:10:12,280 --> 00:10:13,620 - It's a lot of pajama. - You know what? 292 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:14,940 - Should we check out the Japanese soaking tub? 293 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,100 - We're leaving. - Okay. 294 00:10:16,200 --> 00:10:18,540 - Okay? Kelvin! Shamiah! 295 00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:20,060 - Sarah! - Come on. 296 00:10:20,160 --> 00:10:22,140 - Well, she lasted an hour. I owe Shamiah ten bucks. 297 00:10:22,240 --> 00:10:23,620 - After the year we've all had! 298 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:25,660 - It was so great seeing all of you, 299 00:10:25,760 --> 00:10:27,760 and she's gonna be back for one more zing. 300 00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,860 - And Matt Damon hasn't made a good movie 301 00:10:31,960 --> 00:10:33,700 since "We Bought a Zoo." 302 00:10:33,800 --> 00:10:35,100 - And we're done. 303 00:10:35,200 --> 00:10:36,740 Okay, Marina, I'm gonna send you that link 304 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:38,580 to the seven-minute workout, and Connor, 305 00:10:38,680 --> 00:10:40,020 welcome to the city. 306 00:10:40,120 --> 00:10:41,740 - Thank you. 307 00:10:41,840 --> 00:10:43,840 [electronic music] 308 00:10:45,280 --> 00:10:47,280 - Wait, did she say "We Bought a Zoo"? 309 00:10:49,040 --> 00:10:50,580 - Why did we have to leave? 310 00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:52,460 - I didn't even get to drive the Bentley 311 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,540 - So, Lulu, to recap-- - Please, no recap. 312 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,620 - You said you weren't gonna storm out, 313 00:10:55,720 --> 00:10:57,720 and then what happened? 314 00:10:58,720 --> 00:10:59,860 - I stormed out. - Yeah. 315 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,140 But I can tell you're reconsidering 316 00:11:01,240 --> 00:11:03,340 because we haven't left yet. 317 00:11:03,440 --> 00:11:06,420 - No. I forgot the keys inside, and I'm too embarrassed 318 00:11:06,520 --> 00:11:08,260 to go back in and get them. 319 00:11:08,360 --> 00:11:09,820 I think they're on the towel warmer 320 00:11:09,920 --> 00:11:11,020 next to the robot toilet. 321 00:11:11,120 --> 00:11:13,100 - Didn't get to use that either. 322 00:11:13,200 --> 00:11:15,200 [knock on the window] 323 00:11:20,840 --> 00:11:23,500 - Found these over by the Sokito 5000. 324 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:25,020 You know it's got a built-in Bluetooth? 325 00:11:25,120 --> 00:11:26,380 - I've got to poop in that. 326 00:11:26,480 --> 00:11:28,620 - Look, I know you and Tom were upset. 327 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:30,180 But when we were kids, 328 00:11:30,280 --> 00:11:32,020 did we solve our problems by running away? 329 00:11:32,120 --> 00:11:33,180 No. 330 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:34,740 We'd figure it out. 331 00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,660 And then we'd make up by singing our favorite song. 332 00:11:36,760 --> 00:11:39,500 You know? ♪ Mmm bop ♪ 333 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,580 ♪ Mmm, mmm, mmm bop ♪ 334 00:11:41,680 --> 00:11:43,020 ♪ Duba du duba du ♪ 335 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,700 - Okay, stop, you're butchering it. 336 00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,580 - Look, I don't want her to go, 337 00:11:46,680 --> 00:11:48,820 but make it a lot easier to ask Connor for that loan. 338 00:11:48,920 --> 00:11:50,740 Unless this puts him in a bad mood. 339 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:52,300 - If you don't want to ask him for the loan, 340 00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,380 I could always go back to work at the firm. 341 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,900 - I thought you hated the firm. 342 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:59,220 - I hate a lot of things, Tom, yet here I am. 343 00:11:59,320 --> 00:12:00,900 - Come on, I've got this whole day planned out. 344 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,620 Let's just go inside. 345 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:05,780 - I mean, he usually doesn't put this much effort in. 346 00:12:05,880 --> 00:12:07,380 And that toilet sounds really cool. 347 00:12:07,480 --> 00:12:09,020 - Yes, obviously we all want to poop in that toilet. 348 00:12:09,120 --> 00:12:10,580 - Let's go talk. 349 00:12:10,680 --> 00:12:12,680 I've got the perfect room where we can work this out. 350 00:12:16,399 --> 00:12:19,416 [quirky music] 351 00:12:19,516 --> 00:12:22,893 - Okay, so you meant literally work it out. 352 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:24,292 - This is where I do my best thinking. 353 00:12:24,392 --> 00:12:25,571 - This is great. 354 00:12:25,671 --> 00:12:26,890 I haven't been to a gym in eight months. 355 00:12:26,990 --> 00:12:28,768 - You guys can use it anytime you want. 356 00:12:28,868 --> 00:12:30,326 Just wipe off the equipment when you're done. 357 00:12:30,426 --> 00:12:31,885 - What's that smell? 358 00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,923 - Oh, Matt Damon used to use this room to dry meat. 359 00:12:34,023 --> 00:12:35,642 Yeah, after "Monuments Men," 360 00:12:35,742 --> 00:12:37,320 he got real into German cuisine. 361 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:39,278 - Okay, next time just say sweat. 362 00:12:39,378 --> 00:12:41,357 - Look, Connor. Connor. 363 00:12:41,457 --> 00:12:43,874 The reason why I'm upset about Thanksgiving 364 00:12:43,974 --> 00:12:45,873 is that you didn't even consult us. 365 00:12:45,973 --> 00:12:47,871 It just feels like, since I make less money-- 366 00:12:47,971 --> 00:12:49,709 - Well, fewer money. 367 00:12:49,809 --> 00:12:51,308 Right, Tom? 368 00:12:51,408 --> 00:12:53,825 - It feels like my opinion matters less. 369 00:12:53,925 --> 00:12:57,702 - Look, I'm sorry I have like a ridiculous amount of money. 370 00:12:57,802 --> 00:12:58,861 You want me to give it all away? 371 00:12:58,961 --> 00:13:00,300 I'll give it all away. 372 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:03,057 Obviously not all of it. That'd be crazy. 373 00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,975 - Come on, ask him. - No, now is not the time. 374 00:13:06,075 --> 00:13:07,973 - This is exactly the time. - Hey, what's up? 375 00:13:08,073 --> 00:13:09,691 - Hi. - No secrets in the meat room. 376 00:13:09,791 --> 00:13:11,290 Spit it out. 377 00:13:11,390 --> 00:13:13,808 - Well... - It-- 378 00:13:13,908 --> 00:13:17,204 We're actually having a sexual problem. 379 00:13:17,304 --> 00:13:18,683 - Ew. - What? 380 00:13:18,783 --> 00:13:19,702 - I agree, we probably shouldn't talk about it 381 00:13:19,782 --> 00:13:21,161 in front of other people. 382 00:13:21,261 --> 00:13:22,680 - We need to borrow money, but Tom's afraid to ask. 383 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:23,799 - What? - You do? 384 00:13:23,899 --> 00:13:26,356 - No, no, no, no. Look. 385 00:13:26,456 --> 00:13:28,514 I know everyone thinks that my career is thriving, 386 00:13:28,614 --> 00:13:30,073 but the tru--ahh! 387 00:13:30,173 --> 00:13:31,791 - Oh, my God. - Oh! 388 00:13:31,891 --> 00:13:32,870 - Tom. 389 00:13:32,970 --> 00:13:35,068 - I'm good. I'm good. 390 00:13:35,168 --> 00:13:36,867 I'm okay. I just-- 391 00:13:36,967 --> 00:13:38,905 I hurt my elbow a little bit. 392 00:13:39,005 --> 00:13:41,003 And my face. 393 00:13:42,162 --> 00:13:45,060 - Wait, you need to borrow money, why didn't you just ask? 394 00:13:45,160 --> 00:13:48,217 - I've been trying, but it's embarrassing. 395 00:13:48,317 --> 00:13:50,575 It makes me feel like a failure. 396 00:13:50,675 --> 00:13:52,853 Nobody bought my last book. 397 00:13:52,953 --> 00:13:54,951 - But the first three pages were so good. 398 00:13:57,269 --> 00:13:59,287 - I don't know what happened to my life. 399 00:13:59,387 --> 00:14:02,164 I mean, I was the A student, right? 400 00:14:02,264 --> 00:14:04,762 I'm the one who went to an Ivy League school. 401 00:14:04,862 --> 00:14:06,281 - Well... - Cornell. 402 00:14:06,381 --> 00:14:09,078 - I'm almost 40 and clipping supermarket coupons 403 00:14:09,178 --> 00:14:11,076 while my younger brother subscribes to a magazine 404 00:14:11,176 --> 00:14:13,194 about private jets. 405 00:14:13,294 --> 00:14:15,233 - I don't subscribe to that, Tom. 406 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:17,111 They send that for free. 407 00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:19,868 - Every month we fall further behind. 408 00:14:19,968 --> 00:14:22,546 And three kids are not cheap. 409 00:14:22,646 --> 00:14:25,224 - Okay, I'm sorry that you're going through this, 410 00:14:25,324 --> 00:14:28,141 but you are not the only one who's struggling. 411 00:14:28,241 --> 00:14:30,059 - Okay, Lulu, it's not a competition. 412 00:14:30,159 --> 00:14:32,297 - And we could really use the help. 413 00:14:32,397 --> 00:14:34,895 - Well, we could also use the help. 414 00:14:34,995 --> 00:14:36,493 - Oh, I thought you said it's not a competition. 415 00:14:36,593 --> 00:14:38,332 - Well, Marina, you're a corporate lawyer, 416 00:14:38,432 --> 00:14:39,890 and I'm a public school teacher, 417 00:14:39,990 --> 00:14:41,889 and my savings account is a mug. 418 00:14:41,989 --> 00:14:44,087 - I'm not working anymore, and you two have dual income, 419 00:14:44,187 --> 00:14:46,285 and we just have Tom's $12 royalty checks. 420 00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:47,643 Sorry, honey. 421 00:14:47,743 --> 00:14:48,842 - We don't have dual income anymore 422 00:14:48,942 --> 00:14:50,281 because I lost my job last week. 423 00:14:50,381 --> 00:14:51,560 - Ooh. 424 00:14:51,660 --> 00:14:54,038 - They fired you from the... 425 00:14:54,138 --> 00:14:56,516 - The school thing. - The school thing? 426 00:14:56,616 --> 00:14:57,555 - Do you even know what I do? 427 00:14:57,655 --> 00:14:58,953 - Yeah. - Yes. 428 00:14:59,053 --> 00:15:00,832 - You're like a child-- - You do guidance-- 429 00:15:00,932 --> 00:15:02,470 - Research. - Counseling. 430 00:15:02,570 --> 00:15:04,988 - I'm a therapist for low-income, at-risk kids. 431 00:15:05,088 --> 00:15:06,626 - Yes, you are. - Yeah. 432 00:15:06,726 --> 00:15:07,925 - That's what I just said. - That is exactly what you do. 433 00:15:08,005 --> 00:15:09,264 - I wish I'd known you were unemployed 434 00:15:09,364 --> 00:15:10,263 before I asked for a loan. 435 00:15:10,363 --> 00:15:11,862 Now I feel like a jerk. 436 00:15:11,962 --> 00:15:14,499 - Oh, I'm sorry that the timing of my getting laid off 437 00:15:14,599 --> 00:15:15,898 was inconvenient for you. 438 00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:17,377 - That's not what I-- - Guys. 439 00:15:17,477 --> 00:15:19,535 We're family, okay. It's not a big deal. 440 00:15:19,635 --> 00:15:21,014 I can float you both. 441 00:15:21,114 --> 00:15:22,532 - Connor, I don't want your money, okay? 442 00:15:22,632 --> 00:15:24,610 Not from big pharma, fossil fuels, or blood diamonds-- 443 00:15:24,710 --> 00:15:25,849 - Okay, okay. 444 00:15:25,949 --> 00:15:26,928 - But Tom shouldn't get it either. 445 00:15:27,028 --> 00:15:28,167 - Whoa! 446 00:15:28,267 --> 00:15:29,086 - Oh, that's a healthy attitude. 447 00:15:29,186 --> 00:15:30,525 - How is that not toxic? 448 00:15:30,625 --> 00:15:32,763 - Oh, the golden boy hits his first speed bump 449 00:15:32,863 --> 00:15:34,242 and immediately asks for a bailout? 450 00:15:34,342 --> 00:15:35,720 I mean, white privilege much? 451 00:15:35,820 --> 00:15:37,079 - Mm-mm. - I'm sorry, I heard it. 452 00:15:37,179 --> 00:15:39,197 - Guys, can we please, for once, just not fight? 453 00:15:39,297 --> 00:15:40,436 - I don't think that's possible. 454 00:15:40,536 --> 00:15:41,415 - I've been asking that for 13 years. 455 00:15:41,495 --> 00:15:42,594 - Honestly, it's a good thing 456 00:15:42,694 --> 00:15:43,534 that we're canceling Thanksgiving. 457 00:15:43,613 --> 00:15:45,032 - Guys. - Oh, no! 458 00:15:45,132 --> 00:15:46,631 How am I supposed to survive without your fake turkey? 459 00:15:46,731 --> 00:15:48,349 - You said you liked it! - I lied! 460 00:15:48,449 --> 00:15:49,908 I can--I can still feel it in my mouth! 461 00:15:50,008 --> 00:15:50,987 - Guys! 462 00:15:51,087 --> 00:15:52,745 Come on! 463 00:15:52,845 --> 00:15:55,023 Today was supposed to be epic. 464 00:15:55,123 --> 00:15:58,500 I don't know why I thought this would work. 465 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,099 - Oh. 466 00:16:00,199 --> 00:16:02,097 - Why what would work? 467 00:16:02,197 --> 00:16:04,814 - What is with him? He's been acting weird all day. 468 00:16:04,914 --> 00:16:06,773 All like, "Let's be best friends. 469 00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:09,011 Come check out my toilet." 470 00:16:09,111 --> 00:16:11,648 - Wait, he said Emily's on a business trip, right? 471 00:16:11,748 --> 00:16:13,766 - In one of the Dakotas. 472 00:16:13,866 --> 00:16:15,565 - There's, like, 500 closets here, 473 00:16:15,665 --> 00:16:17,643 and I haven't seen any of her stuff. 474 00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:20,241 - Oh, my God. - Oh. 475 00:16:20,341 --> 00:16:22,339 - Connor killed Emily. 476 00:16:25,736 --> 00:16:27,394 - Sorry, I've had a lot of wine. 477 00:16:27,494 --> 00:16:30,152 [upbeat percussion music] 478 00:16:30,252 --> 00:16:33,109 - Hey, Connor. 479 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,588 - Oh! Okay. 480 00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:36,846 Yep, real mature. 481 00:16:38,524 --> 00:16:40,303 - Come on, man. 482 00:16:40,403 --> 00:16:42,940 - Connor, please, can we just talk? 483 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,339 Connor. - We're losing him. 484 00:16:44,439 --> 00:16:45,698 Circle back. 485 00:16:45,798 --> 00:16:51,573 ♪ ♪ 486 00:16:51,673 --> 00:16:54,270 - Even in a mini car, you drive like an old lady, Tom. 487 00:16:57,507 --> 00:16:59,985 - Emily's not just on a business trip, is she? 488 00:17:03,702 --> 00:17:06,559 - We haven't told Gretchen yet. 489 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,158 - Oh, my God. What did you do? 490 00:17:08,258 --> 00:17:10,436 - Dude, she was cheating on me. 491 00:17:10,536 --> 00:17:12,674 - Oh. - Wow, sorry. 492 00:17:12,774 --> 00:17:14,992 - On top of that, my super hot Pilates teacher 493 00:17:15,092 --> 00:17:17,949 totally wanted it, and I didn't even do anything. 494 00:17:18,049 --> 00:17:20,047 - Okay. 495 00:17:21,046 --> 00:17:22,864 - Why didn't you tell us? 496 00:17:22,964 --> 00:17:24,943 - About the Pilates teacher? You guys know Danica? 497 00:17:25,043 --> 00:17:26,781 - No, not the-- - She's great, right? 498 00:17:26,881 --> 00:17:27,940 - No, not her. 499 00:17:28,040 --> 00:17:30,458 - Why didn't you tell us about Emily? 500 00:17:30,558 --> 00:17:32,696 - I didn't know how. 501 00:17:32,796 --> 00:17:34,494 I know how much you guys look up to me. 502 00:17:34,594 --> 00:17:36,812 - We don't. - We do not. 503 00:17:36,912 --> 00:17:40,649 - Emily was just so much better at the whole parenting thing. 504 00:17:40,749 --> 00:17:42,966 One of the reasons I wanted to move back here, you know? 505 00:17:43,066 --> 00:17:44,845 If I'm gonna be a single dad, 506 00:17:44,945 --> 00:17:47,482 I want Gretchen to be with her cousins, you know? 507 00:17:47,582 --> 00:17:48,841 Be a normal kid. 508 00:17:48,941 --> 00:17:51,239 [gentle music] 509 00:17:51,339 --> 00:17:54,156 I guess... 510 00:17:54,256 --> 00:17:57,314 I wanted to be a little closer to you guys. 511 00:17:57,414 --> 00:18:01,430 ♪ ♪ 512 00:18:01,530 --> 00:18:03,308 - Hey. 513 00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:06,985 I'm really sorry for being such a maniac about Thanksgiving. 514 00:18:07,085 --> 00:18:09,623 - No, I should've checked with you. 515 00:18:09,723 --> 00:18:11,821 - Look. 516 00:18:11,921 --> 00:18:15,218 We're gonna help you, okay? - Mm-hmm. 517 00:18:15,318 --> 00:18:18,215 - Whatever you need. You're not alone in this. 518 00:18:18,315 --> 00:18:19,774 We're here for you. - Yeah. 519 00:18:19,874 --> 00:18:21,872 - We're family. 520 00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,329 And speaking of which, 521 00:18:25,429 --> 00:18:27,007 if you're serious about that loan, 522 00:18:27,107 --> 00:18:28,406 I'm totally gonna pay you back. 523 00:18:28,506 --> 00:18:29,845 - Of course, man. 524 00:18:29,945 --> 00:18:32,282 I would love to hold a loan over your head. 525 00:18:32,382 --> 00:18:34,400 I'm gonna bring it up every time I see you. 526 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:36,319 - Wow, I'm looking forward to that. 527 00:18:36,419 --> 00:18:37,797 - Yeah. [laughs] 528 00:18:37,897 --> 00:18:39,436 You know, I really thought 529 00:18:39,536 --> 00:18:40,835 that I was the one with all the problems, 530 00:18:40,935 --> 00:18:42,473 and that you two just had it figured out. 531 00:18:42,573 --> 00:18:43,992 - I thought the exact same thing. 532 00:18:44,092 --> 00:18:46,070 - What a relief. We're all screwed up. 533 00:18:46,170 --> 00:18:49,267 - Right, at least we're all screwed up together. 534 00:18:49,367 --> 00:18:50,546 - Aww. 535 00:18:50,646 --> 00:18:52,264 ♪ ♪ 536 00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,943 Actually, aww. 537 00:18:54,043 --> 00:18:55,781 - [laughs] - Come here. 538 00:18:55,881 --> 00:19:00,017 ♪ ♪ 539 00:19:00,117 --> 00:19:02,715 - There's so many relationships in this life. 540 00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:06,891 ♪ Only one or two will last ♪ - Oh, no, no, no. 541 00:19:06,991 --> 00:19:08,410 - [both] ♪ Through all the pain and strife ♪ 542 00:19:08,510 --> 00:19:10,009 - Okay, yep. 543 00:19:10,109 --> 00:19:12,207 - ♪ You turn your back, and it's gone so fast ♪ 544 00:19:12,307 --> 00:19:14,205 ♪ Ooh, yeah ♪ 545 00:19:14,305 --> 00:19:16,882 - [together] ♪ And they're gone so fast ♪ 546 00:19:16,982 --> 00:19:18,281 ♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪ 547 00:19:18,381 --> 00:19:19,520 ♪ Mmm bop ♪ 548 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:23,676 ♪ Ba duba dop, ba du bop ♪ 549 00:19:23,776 --> 00:19:27,473 - ♪ Ba duba dop, ba du, yeah, yeah ♪ 550 00:19:27,573 --> 00:19:30,710 ♪ Mmm bop, ba duba dop ♪ 551 00:19:30,810 --> 00:19:33,667 ♪ Ba du bop, ba du dop ♪ 552 00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:37,384 ♪ Ba du, yeah, yeah ♪ 553 00:19:37,484 --> 00:19:40,182 - This is the story of the Hayworth family, 554 00:19:40,282 --> 00:19:41,660 three siblings who figured out 555 00:19:41,760 --> 00:19:44,138 that while money can divide us, 556 00:19:44,238 --> 00:19:47,455 it's family that unites us. 557 00:19:47,555 --> 00:19:50,812 - Ohh! 558 00:19:50,912 --> 00:19:52,331 It's okay. 559 00:19:52,431 --> 00:19:54,609 There's no damage. 560 00:19:54,709 --> 00:19:56,047 - Ooh. 561 00:19:56,147 --> 00:19:58,146 - Yeah, there's actually a little bit of damage. 562 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,163 - You sure you guys aren't mad 563 00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:02,202 about not going to the Caribbean? 564 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:03,720 - No. 565 00:20:03,820 --> 00:20:06,238 Thanksgiving at Jason Bourne's old house? 566 00:20:06,338 --> 00:20:07,717 Can't beat that. 567 00:20:07,817 --> 00:20:09,275 - As long as we're all together. 568 00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,434 Bye, you guys. - Bye. 569 00:20:11,534 --> 00:20:12,593 - Love you, bye. - Bye, love you. 570 00:20:12,693 --> 00:20:14,031 - Love you, guys. 571 00:20:14,131 --> 00:20:15,510 What the hell? 572 00:20:15,610 --> 00:20:17,108 No Turks or Caicos. 573 00:20:17,208 --> 00:20:18,627 - I bought new sandals. 574 00:20:18,727 --> 00:20:19,986 - I bragged about this trip to Brenda. 575 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:21,704 I can't not go. 576 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:23,343 - We'll pay for it ourselves. 577 00:20:23,443 --> 00:20:25,341 Let me check our Radisson points. 578 00:20:25,441 --> 00:20:26,780 - Every time. 579 00:20:26,880 --> 00:20:28,099 - Yeah, honestly sometimes it kind of feels 580 00:20:28,199 --> 00:20:29,777 like it's on purpose. 581 00:20:29,877 --> 00:20:31,496 - Why don't I just send them to Turks and Caico? 582 00:20:31,596 --> 00:20:33,893 - That's a very good idea. - Permanently. 583 00:20:33,993 --> 00:20:35,692 - All right, where were we? 584 00:20:35,792 --> 00:20:37,011 - Oh, Uncle Tommy. 585 00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,329 You owe my daddy a bunch of money. 586 00:20:39,429 --> 00:20:41,407 - Aw, it's just like real life. 587 00:20:41,507 --> 00:20:42,726 [laughter] 588 00:20:42,826 --> 00:20:44,484 - Hey, until that bestseller comes out. 589 00:20:44,584 --> 00:20:45,963 - What's the book about anyway? 590 00:20:46,063 --> 00:20:48,480 - Yeah, Tom. What's the book about anyway? 591 00:20:48,580 --> 00:20:50,579 - Uh... 592 00:20:53,376 --> 00:20:56,673 I haven't figured it out yet, so... 593 00:20:56,773 --> 00:20:59,830 - Okay, well, try to put a woman in it this time, okay? 594 00:20:59,930 --> 00:21:02,588 - Add woman to novel. Got it. 595 00:21:02,688 --> 00:21:04,266 [laughter] 596 00:21:04,366 --> 00:21:05,785 - All right, my turn. 597 00:21:05,885 --> 00:21:07,503 Mommy needs a new breast pump. Here we go. 598 00:21:07,603 --> 00:21:08,942 - As Tom looked at his family, 599 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:11,660 he felt closer to them than ever before. 600 00:21:11,760 --> 00:21:13,858 It was a feeling that he knew would last. 601 00:21:13,958 --> 00:21:16,216 [yelling] 602 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,934 - $2,000. - Oh, my God. 603 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:21,251 - You don't need more money. - He does this every time! 604 00:21:21,351 --> 00:21:22,490 - At least, until they found out 605 00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:23,809 he was writing a novel about them, 606 00:21:23,909 --> 00:21:25,487 and then they'd never talk to him again. 607 00:21:25,587 --> 00:21:27,585 [upbeat music]