1 00:00:03,042 --> 00:00:04,944 [child giggling] 2 00:00:05,044 --> 00:00:06,785 - Sorry we're late. 3 00:00:06,885 --> 00:00:09,026 - Was there a lot of traffic coming from upstairs? 4 00:00:09,126 --> 00:00:11,948 - [chuckles] I blame that fancy mattress in the guest bedroom. 5 00:00:12,048 --> 00:00:13,429 I swear, we never used to sleep in. 6 00:00:13,529 --> 00:00:14,989 - I know! 7 00:00:15,089 --> 00:00:16,510 To think I went my entire life without knowing 8 00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:18,471 that I was an eight medium firm 9 00:00:18,571 --> 00:00:19,912 with a ten-degree leg elevation. 10 00:00:20,012 --> 00:00:22,274 - [scoffs] Go 40 degrees or go home. 11 00:00:22,374 --> 00:00:23,835 - Well, I barely slept. 12 00:00:23,935 --> 00:00:25,476 I'm too excited about my appearance 13 00:00:25,576 --> 00:00:27,557 on "Live with Kelly and Ryan." 14 00:00:27,657 --> 00:00:30,639 - Really? You're going to be on "Live with Kelly and Ryan"? 15 00:00:30,739 --> 00:00:32,520 I had no idea! - Seriously? 16 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:34,041 I've been talking about it so much-- 17 00:00:34,141 --> 00:00:35,401 Oh, you're being mean. Okay, got it. 18 00:00:35,501 --> 00:00:37,122 - Aw, it's like my dream come true. 19 00:00:37,222 --> 00:00:39,004 - I know, all that hard work, finally paying off. 20 00:00:39,104 --> 00:00:40,564 - Right, your thing, 21 00:00:40,664 --> 00:00:41,965 but, also, I'm going to be in the same room 22 00:00:42,065 --> 00:00:45,007 as Kelly Ripa and Ryan Seacrest. 23 00:00:45,107 --> 00:00:47,008 When I was a stay-at-home mum, they were the only adults 24 00:00:47,108 --> 00:00:48,409 that would keep me company, so... 25 00:00:48,509 --> 00:00:49,770 - Yeah, a couple times I walked in 26 00:00:49,870 --> 00:00:51,251 on her talking back to the TV. 27 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,812 [whispering] Actually a little creepy. 28 00:00:52,912 --> 00:00:53,892 [cell phone buzzes] 29 00:00:53,992 --> 00:00:55,493 - Oh, that's our landlord, 30 00:00:55,593 --> 00:00:57,975 probably calling to give more excuses 31 00:00:58,075 --> 00:00:59,776 as to why our apartment's not ready. 32 00:00:59,876 --> 00:01:01,657 - I don't know why these repairs are taking so long. 33 00:01:01,757 --> 00:01:04,539 It's not like the apartment was nice before. 34 00:01:04,639 --> 00:01:08,741 - Hey, don't tell them, but the suite I booked 35 00:01:08,841 --> 00:01:11,623 at our hotel in New York is bigger than their apartment. 36 00:01:11,723 --> 00:01:14,825 - "Our hotel"? So you're coming with us? 37 00:01:14,925 --> 00:01:16,546 - Yeah, Tom, I'm your publisher. 38 00:01:16,646 --> 00:01:18,387 Got to be there to make sure the interview goes well. 39 00:01:18,487 --> 00:01:20,028 - Right, right, right. 40 00:01:20,128 --> 00:01:22,269 Connor, look, I'm so appreciative 41 00:01:22,369 --> 00:01:24,030 of everything you've done for me. 42 00:01:24,130 --> 00:01:26,351 You've been very, very present. 43 00:01:26,451 --> 00:01:28,152 - Stop. 44 00:01:28,252 --> 00:01:29,873 - But I think I can handle this one all by myself. 45 00:01:29,973 --> 00:01:32,075 - Oh. Yeah, great. 46 00:01:32,175 --> 00:01:34,276 I'm really proud of you, man. - Thank you. 47 00:01:34,376 --> 00:01:36,317 Wow. That means a lot. 48 00:01:36,417 --> 00:01:38,719 - [chuckles] 49 00:01:38,819 --> 00:01:40,159 - You're still coming, aren't you? 50 00:01:40,259 --> 00:01:42,081 - Oh, absolutely. - I thought so. 51 00:01:42,181 --> 00:01:45,743 - So what's the bad news now-- another week of repairs, two? 52 00:01:47,144 --> 00:01:48,564 Oh, the apartment's ready today? 53 00:01:48,664 --> 00:01:50,806 Like, today today? 54 00:01:50,906 --> 00:01:53,607 Wow. No, that's--yeah. 55 00:01:53,707 --> 00:01:55,709 Uh-huh, thank you for the update. 56 00:01:57,830 --> 00:02:00,652 The apartment is ready. - Oh, good. 57 00:02:00,752 --> 00:02:02,012 - Finally. - Yeah. 58 00:02:02,112 --> 00:02:03,893 - Right? - Back to our regular lives. 59 00:02:03,993 --> 00:02:07,215 To our bed with zero leg elevation. 60 00:02:07,315 --> 00:02:08,976 - No Bluetooth toilet. 61 00:02:09,076 --> 00:02:11,058 - Complete lack of sauna. - Mm-hmm. 62 00:02:11,158 --> 00:02:13,139 - So what's the update? - So... 63 00:02:13,239 --> 00:02:15,700 - It's not ready yet! - Oh, wow. 64 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,502 - Yeah, I mean, you know how these things just take forever. 65 00:02:18,602 --> 00:02:20,103 - Mm-hmm, yeah, I hope you don't mind us 66 00:02:20,203 --> 00:02:21,464 sticking around for a little longer. 67 00:02:21,564 --> 00:02:22,945 - Yeah, it's fine by me, 68 00:02:23,045 --> 00:02:24,385 but since I'm going to be in New York 69 00:02:24,485 --> 00:02:25,906 and Gretchen's at her mum's place, 70 00:02:26,006 --> 00:02:27,107 I told Lupe she could take the week off. 71 00:02:27,207 --> 00:02:28,668 - I'm going to visit a lover. 72 00:02:28,768 --> 00:02:30,989 - Would you guys be okay to be here all alone? 73 00:02:31,089 --> 00:02:32,790 - Don't worry about us. - Yeah. 74 00:02:32,890 --> 00:02:34,872 - We'll manage. - Cool. 75 00:02:34,972 --> 00:02:37,313 - Thank you. - [chuckles] 76 00:02:37,413 --> 00:02:39,594 - Fire up that sauna. Mama's ready to sweat. 77 00:02:39,694 --> 00:02:43,837 - Ooh! - Mm, mm, mm, mm. 78 00:02:43,937 --> 00:02:46,779 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 79 00:02:49,420 --> 00:02:51,161 - Okay, uh, the kids are at my folks'. 80 00:02:51,261 --> 00:02:53,162 I packed my neck pillow, my back pillow, 81 00:02:53,262 --> 00:02:56,084 my feet pillows, AKA my slippers. 82 00:02:56,184 --> 00:02:58,165 Oh, hey, you're here early, man. 83 00:02:58,265 --> 00:03:00,367 Flight doesn't take off for, like, five hours. 84 00:03:00,467 --> 00:03:02,408 - [sighs] Tom, why don't you have a seat? 85 00:03:02,508 --> 00:03:05,410 - Have a seat, Tom. - Okay. 86 00:03:05,510 --> 00:03:07,411 If this is about seeing "Aladdin" on Broadway, 87 00:03:07,511 --> 00:03:09,252 I can do that by myself. 88 00:03:09,352 --> 00:03:11,573 - We think it'd be a good idea to do some media training 89 00:03:11,673 --> 00:03:13,414 before New York. 90 00:03:13,514 --> 00:03:15,175 - What are you talking about? I don't need media training. 91 00:03:15,275 --> 00:03:17,056 I've been doing interviews for weeks. 92 00:03:17,156 --> 00:03:18,377 - Yeah, that's why we're worried. 93 00:03:18,477 --> 00:03:20,378 - Yeah. 94 00:03:20,478 --> 00:03:22,580 - And when you're taking the raw material of your own life 95 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,781 and transubstantiating that into fiction, 96 00:03:24,881 --> 00:03:26,042 you're faced with the existential question of, 97 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:27,863 what is truth? 98 00:03:27,963 --> 00:03:29,424 Reminds me of something that Jonathan Franzen wrote 99 00:03:29,524 --> 00:03:31,225 when he was asked what role literature plays 100 00:03:31,325 --> 00:03:33,826 in a post-democratic world. 101 00:03:33,926 --> 00:03:35,827 [chuckles] I don't know if we're watching 102 00:03:35,927 --> 00:03:37,669 the same interview here, guys, but I am killing it. 103 00:03:37,769 --> 00:03:39,229 - Honey, let's be honest. 104 00:03:39,329 --> 00:03:41,071 You're long-winded, and you come across as-- 105 00:03:41,171 --> 00:03:43,432 don't take this the wrong way-- a total douche. 106 00:03:43,532 --> 00:03:45,433 - So what's the right way to take that? 107 00:03:45,533 --> 00:03:47,314 - And what's up with the hand? 108 00:03:47,414 --> 00:03:49,596 You know, you look like you're working a grill at Benihana. 109 00:03:49,696 --> 00:03:51,557 - People love this. Look at the comments. 110 00:03:51,657 --> 00:03:53,798 All right, this person called me a real cutie. 111 00:03:53,898 --> 00:03:54,919 - Check the username on that one. 112 00:03:55,019 --> 00:03:56,199 - "TommysMommyMuriel." 113 00:03:56,299 --> 00:03:57,680 Okay, that could be anybody. 114 00:03:57,780 --> 00:03:58,921 - Look, if you want this book to sell, 115 00:03:59,021 --> 00:04:00,362 you're going to have to appeal 116 00:04:00,462 --> 00:04:01,683 to more than just our mum, all right? 117 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:03,124 You're going to be on national TV. 118 00:04:03,224 --> 00:04:04,404 - Let's do a practice interview. 119 00:04:04,504 --> 00:04:06,125 I can help. 120 00:04:06,225 --> 00:04:07,686 I've seen every single episode of "Kelly and Ryan." 121 00:04:07,786 --> 00:04:09,647 I know what a good interview looks like. 122 00:04:09,747 --> 00:04:11,689 You want to be 2016 Jerry O'Connell, 123 00:04:11,789 --> 00:04:14,190 not 2019 Jerry O'Connell. 124 00:04:15,951 --> 00:04:18,012 - Okay, sure, I guess. - Great. 125 00:04:18,112 --> 00:04:20,314 Let's get some duct tape for those hands. 126 00:04:22,435 --> 00:04:24,296 - You know, every time I go to the bathroom, 127 00:04:24,396 --> 00:04:26,337 I discover something new. - Same! 128 00:04:26,437 --> 00:04:29,339 Did you know the rain shower has a monsoon setting? 129 00:04:29,439 --> 00:04:32,621 - So does the bidet. - [laughing] Oh, my God. 130 00:04:32,721 --> 00:04:33,702 Mm. 131 00:04:33,802 --> 00:04:35,342 So what should we do next? 132 00:04:35,442 --> 00:04:36,663 Maybe watch something in the home theatre? 133 00:04:36,763 --> 00:04:40,666 - Ooh, HGTV in HDTV? [laughter] 134 00:04:40,766 --> 00:04:42,347 - You know, there's that new movie 135 00:04:42,447 --> 00:04:44,308 where Laura Dern throws a glass of wine at the wall. 136 00:04:44,408 --> 00:04:47,269 - I love when she does that. - I love when she does that. 137 00:04:47,369 --> 00:04:49,751 - Hey, uh, since we're off from school tomorrow, 138 00:04:49,851 --> 00:04:51,752 could I invite a friend to sleep over? 139 00:04:51,852 --> 00:04:54,194 - Ooh, I don't know, sweetie. This is Uncle Connor's house. 140 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:57,155 - Yeah. So invite more than one! 141 00:04:57,255 --> 00:04:59,076 There's all this room! - Yeah, go crazy! 142 00:04:59,176 --> 00:05:00,677 - Thanks. - Yeah. 143 00:05:00,777 --> 00:05:04,720 [upbeat music playing] 144 00:05:04,820 --> 00:05:06,841 - And then I come home, and I find Mark in the kitchen 145 00:05:06,941 --> 00:05:08,442 with nothing on but an apron. 146 00:05:08,542 --> 00:05:10,923 He cooked a four-course meal from scratch. 147 00:05:11,023 --> 00:05:13,845 And he was the dessert! [laughter] 148 00:05:13,945 --> 00:05:16,807 - I just went antiquing with the Kardashians last weekend, 149 00:05:16,907 --> 00:05:19,849 and I got to tell you, Khloe loves a credenza. 150 00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:22,050 - Oh, does she? [laughs] 151 00:05:22,150 --> 00:05:23,931 - So are you gonna introduce me or-- 152 00:05:24,031 --> 00:05:26,533 - I'm getting there, Tom. 153 00:05:26,633 --> 00:05:29,935 So please welcome the author of the new novel, 154 00:05:30,035 --> 00:05:32,576 "Home Economics," Tom Hayworth! 155 00:05:32,676 --> 00:05:35,138 [light applause] 156 00:05:35,238 --> 00:05:37,259 Hey! - Thanks for coming by. 157 00:05:37,359 --> 00:05:38,820 - Okay. 158 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:42,862 - So, Tom, I read and loved your book. 159 00:05:42,962 --> 00:05:46,084 And I got to say, talk about it. 160 00:05:46,804 --> 00:05:47,705 - Sure. 161 00:05:47,805 --> 00:05:49,506 Uh, thank you. 162 00:05:49,606 --> 00:05:51,867 It's a roman à clef, as the French said-- 163 00:05:51,967 --> 00:05:54,069 - [imitates buzzer] All right, Tom, this answer already sucks. 164 00:05:54,169 --> 00:05:55,590 And I'm obviously speaking as Connor here, 165 00:05:55,690 --> 00:05:57,311 because Ryan would never be that rude. 166 00:05:57,411 --> 00:05:58,691 - Try kicking it off with a self-deprecating joke. 167 00:05:58,771 --> 00:06:00,673 Kelly will love that. 168 00:06:00,773 --> 00:06:03,314 - Yeah, something like, "Are we sure this isn't a big mistake? 169 00:06:03,414 --> 00:06:05,035 Did you mean to book Stephen King?" 170 00:06:05,135 --> 00:06:07,156 - Or, "Oh, I really stressed out your makeup team. 171 00:06:07,256 --> 00:06:09,278 They said they'd never seen someone so pale." 172 00:06:09,378 --> 00:06:10,839 - Or like, "They asked me backstage 173 00:06:10,939 --> 00:06:12,359 "what kind of hairstyle I wanted, and I said, 174 00:06:12,459 --> 00:06:14,201 'Give me the full Tig Notaro.'" 175 00:06:14,301 --> 00:06:16,042 - [laughing] Yes. 176 00:06:16,142 --> 00:06:18,523 - Great. Any others? 177 00:06:18,623 --> 00:06:20,164 - "The wardrobe team didn't know what to do with me. 178 00:06:20,264 --> 00:06:21,685 They said it was like dressing a scarecrow." 179 00:06:21,785 --> 00:06:23,446 - A praying mantis. - A boy on stilts. 180 00:06:23,546 --> 00:06:25,547 - A stale cake pop. 181 00:06:25,987 --> 00:06:27,248 - Thanks. 182 00:06:27,348 --> 00:06:29,810 - So are the characters really based 183 00:06:29,910 --> 00:06:32,091 on your actual family members? 184 00:06:32,191 --> 00:06:33,772 - Well, they were a launching point, 185 00:06:33,872 --> 00:06:35,333 but eventually my imagination-- 186 00:06:35,433 --> 00:06:36,854 - [imitates buzzer] Boring. 187 00:06:36,954 --> 00:06:38,615 - Can I just finish one answer, please? 188 00:06:38,715 --> 00:06:42,777 - So, Tom, is this one of those books that has themes? 189 00:06:42,877 --> 00:06:44,498 - Yes. 190 00:06:44,598 --> 00:06:46,860 Uh, as I see it, the story is really about fairness-- 191 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:48,120 - [imitates buzzer] Stop looking at your feet. 192 00:06:48,200 --> 00:06:50,102 - Tom, eye contact. - Right. 193 00:06:50,202 --> 00:06:52,143 Why our self-worth is so tied to money. 194 00:06:52,243 --> 00:06:53,304 - Okay, this is too much eye contact. 195 00:06:53,404 --> 00:06:55,025 You're freaking me out, man. 196 00:06:55,125 --> 00:06:56,866 - [voice cracking] Ultimately, I hope that the readers 197 00:06:56,966 --> 00:06:58,947 see their own families reflected in these pages. 198 00:06:59,047 --> 00:07:00,348 - Now you sound like Marty McFly. 199 00:07:00,448 --> 00:07:01,388 - Oh, my God, I totally hear it. 200 00:07:01,488 --> 00:07:02,749 - What? No, come on! 201 00:07:02,849 --> 00:07:03,990 I do not sound like Michael J. Fox. 202 00:07:04,090 --> 00:07:05,551 You know what? Screw this. 203 00:07:05,651 --> 00:07:07,392 This interview's over! - Honey, come on! 204 00:07:07,492 --> 00:07:09,153 - No! If anything, you guys are just making me more nervous. 205 00:07:09,253 --> 00:07:10,334 And, yes, I know I'm all over the place with my hands. 206 00:07:10,414 --> 00:07:11,674 - We're just trying to help. 207 00:07:11,774 --> 00:07:13,075 - Yeah, Tom, this is your big moment. 208 00:07:13,175 --> 00:07:14,796 You've worked so hard to get here. 209 00:07:14,896 --> 00:07:16,557 - Okay, let's break it down to three simple rules-- 210 00:07:16,657 --> 00:07:18,638 relax, don't ramble, and never look at the camera. 211 00:07:18,738 --> 00:07:20,079 - You do those three things, 212 00:07:20,179 --> 00:07:22,321 the books will fly off the shelves. 213 00:07:22,421 --> 00:07:24,362 - Okay, yeah. Let's just keep going. 214 00:07:24,462 --> 00:07:27,664 - And we'll be right back with more Tom Hayworth. 215 00:07:29,585 --> 00:07:30,966 - [softly] So, as I said to Chelsea last week, 216 00:07:31,066 --> 00:07:33,207 I looked at her and said-- 217 00:07:33,307 --> 00:07:35,048 - Sorry, are we still doing this? 218 00:07:35,148 --> 00:07:38,170 - We're on break, Tom. Save it for the air. 219 00:07:38,270 --> 00:07:41,972 [quirky music] 220 00:07:42,072 --> 00:07:44,013 - I know I said sending Shamiah to Windmount 221 00:07:44,113 --> 00:07:45,894 with all those rich kids was a bad idea, 222 00:07:45,994 --> 00:07:47,776 but I feel like she's fitting in really well. 223 00:07:47,876 --> 00:07:50,417 - Yeah, looks like that's another thing I'm right about. 224 00:07:50,517 --> 00:07:52,819 Not that I'm keeping track, but the score is 17-3. 225 00:07:52,919 --> 00:07:54,219 - It's been a bad month. 226 00:07:54,319 --> 00:07:56,060 - [laughing] It was so embarrassing! 227 00:07:56,160 --> 00:07:57,661 - [whispering] what do you think they're talking about-- 228 00:07:57,761 --> 00:07:59,502 their crushes? [gasps] 229 00:07:59,602 --> 00:08:01,904 - I saw you talking to Xander in the hallway. 230 00:08:02,004 --> 00:08:04,225 Is that a thing? - He's cute. 231 00:08:04,325 --> 00:08:05,586 We'll see. 232 00:08:05,686 --> 00:08:06,907 - He lives in this neighbourhood. 233 00:08:07,007 --> 00:08:09,068 Have you guys hung out? - Uh, no. 234 00:08:09,168 --> 00:08:10,829 Um... 235 00:08:10,929 --> 00:08:12,590 we're new here. 236 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:14,992 My mums only bought this place a few months ago. 237 00:08:15,092 --> 00:08:16,312 - [mouths word] 238 00:08:16,412 --> 00:08:17,873 - They bought it from Matt Damon-- 239 00:08:17,973 --> 00:08:20,435 you know, from the crypto commercial. 240 00:08:20,535 --> 00:08:21,836 It's not as big as our old house, 241 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:23,957 but we're making it work. 242 00:08:24,057 --> 00:08:25,137 - [whispering] I told you sending her to that school 243 00:08:25,218 --> 00:08:26,118 was a bad idea. 244 00:08:26,218 --> 00:08:27,639 16-4! - Yeah. 245 00:08:27,739 --> 00:08:30,641 [upbeat music] 246 00:08:30,741 --> 00:08:38,685 ♪ ♪ 247 00:08:38,785 --> 00:08:40,607 - No, that really happened. That really happened. 248 00:08:40,707 --> 00:08:42,608 So, anyway, if you think your family is crazy, 249 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:43,969 then you're going to love reading my book. 250 00:08:44,069 --> 00:08:45,770 - Oh, good stuff! 251 00:08:45,870 --> 00:08:47,731 Just say all that out there, and you'll be great. 252 00:08:47,831 --> 00:08:49,212 - [inhales deeply] Okay. 253 00:08:49,312 --> 00:08:50,452 - Why don't you hop on over to makeup? 254 00:08:50,552 --> 00:08:52,334 You're on in 15. - All right. 255 00:08:52,434 --> 00:08:54,535 - So, um, how many of these mugs do you think we can take? 256 00:08:54,635 --> 00:08:56,416 - I'd say it's probably a one-mug limit, yeah. 257 00:08:56,516 --> 00:08:57,817 - Aw. - Hey. 258 00:08:57,917 --> 00:08:58,817 - Hey, how was the pre-interview? 259 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:00,298 - Great. 260 00:09:00,398 --> 00:09:01,899 She said for a novelist, I'm surprisingly normal. 261 00:09:01,999 --> 00:09:02,940 - Ah! - Okay. 262 00:09:03,040 --> 00:09:04,581 Okay, just remember-- 263 00:09:04,681 --> 00:09:05,761 relax, don't ramble, don't look at the camera. 264 00:09:05,841 --> 00:09:07,502 - Honey, I'm going to be fine. 265 00:09:07,602 --> 00:09:09,063 I know this is my big moment. Not going to blow it. 266 00:09:09,163 --> 00:09:10,624 - No, of course you're not. I'm not worried. 267 00:09:10,724 --> 00:09:11,825 - Okay, I'm going to go get some makeup on. 268 00:09:11,925 --> 00:09:13,866 I'm going to be a star. [laughs] 269 00:09:13,966 --> 00:09:15,667 - Oh, no. - I'm worried. 270 00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,388 - Yeah, I'm going to go talk to that producer. 271 00:09:17,488 --> 00:09:19,109 - Yeah, and I'm going to see how much 272 00:09:19,209 --> 00:09:20,370 of this "Kelly and Ryan" swag I can stuff in my purse. 273 00:09:20,450 --> 00:09:22,451 - Okay. 274 00:09:23,972 --> 00:09:26,994 Hey, you guys are going to take it easy on Tom, right? 275 00:09:27,094 --> 00:09:28,395 I don't want this turning 276 00:09:28,495 --> 00:09:30,636 into one of those "gotcha" interviews. 277 00:09:30,736 --> 00:09:33,198 - This is daytime television. We don't do that. 278 00:09:33,298 --> 00:09:34,798 - Oh, good to know. Good to know. 279 00:09:34,898 --> 00:09:36,359 Just looking out for my big brother. 280 00:09:36,459 --> 00:09:39,001 - "Brother"? I thought you were the publisher. 281 00:09:39,101 --> 00:09:40,682 - Oh, I'm both. 282 00:09:40,782 --> 00:09:42,243 Yeah, the publishing company was going bankrupt, 283 00:09:42,343 --> 00:09:44,524 so I bought it so the book would come out. 284 00:09:44,624 --> 00:09:47,326 - Wow, that's...impressive. 285 00:09:47,426 --> 00:09:51,008 - Yeah, well, you know, I'm a pretty generous guy. 286 00:09:51,108 --> 00:09:53,529 Thought about adopting a dog once, actually. 287 00:09:53,629 --> 00:09:54,650 [both chuckle] 288 00:09:54,750 --> 00:09:58,292 ♪ ♪ 289 00:09:58,392 --> 00:10:00,133 - There's our pretty little liar, 290 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,934 acting like everything's fine. 291 00:10:02,034 --> 00:10:04,016 - I was tossing and turning about it all last night... 292 00:10:04,116 --> 00:10:05,577 well, for, like, five minutes. 293 00:10:05,677 --> 00:10:07,218 That mattress really rocks you to sleep. 294 00:10:07,318 --> 00:10:08,618 - It cradles you into submission. 295 00:10:08,718 --> 00:10:10,099 - Mm-hmm. 296 00:10:10,199 --> 00:10:11,540 I know it's intimidating going to Windmount 297 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:13,061 with all those rich kids, 298 00:10:13,161 --> 00:10:14,502 but I do not like the idea of her lying. 299 00:10:14,602 --> 00:10:16,063 - We should talk to her about it, now, 300 00:10:16,163 --> 00:10:17,824 before Tom's interview. 301 00:10:17,924 --> 00:10:19,305 - Good idea. 302 00:10:19,405 --> 00:10:20,826 - Hey, Shamiah? 303 00:10:20,926 --> 00:10:22,066 Can you come out here for a second? 304 00:10:22,166 --> 00:10:23,267 - Yeah. 305 00:10:23,367 --> 00:10:25,108 - This coffee's really good. 306 00:10:25,208 --> 00:10:27,710 - Yeah, Connor has the beans shipped directly from Honduras. 307 00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:29,030 - You can taste it. 308 00:10:29,130 --> 00:10:31,032 - Uh, what's up? - Oh, nothing. 309 00:10:31,132 --> 00:10:33,433 Just drinking our coffee in front of our house 310 00:10:33,533 --> 00:10:34,954 that we bought with our money. 311 00:10:35,054 --> 00:10:36,875 - [sighs] You heard me? 312 00:10:36,975 --> 00:10:38,716 - Yeah. 313 00:10:38,816 --> 00:10:40,917 Look, we know that there are not a lot of families like us 314 00:10:41,017 --> 00:10:43,519 at Windmount, but you should be proud of who you are. 315 00:10:43,619 --> 00:10:46,280 And this could be a real teachable moment, you know, 316 00:10:46,380 --> 00:10:47,961 for your friends. 317 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:50,123 We can talk about income inequality and the wage gap. 318 00:10:50,223 --> 00:10:52,244 - And we can all sit down together and talk about it. 319 00:10:52,344 --> 00:10:54,565 You don't have to do this alone. 320 00:10:54,665 --> 00:10:56,847 - Yeah. You're right. 321 00:10:56,947 --> 00:10:58,848 I should come clean. 322 00:10:58,948 --> 00:11:01,229 Thanks for having my back. - Of course, sweetie. 323 00:11:01,589 --> 00:11:03,531 - Okay. - Okay. 324 00:11:03,631 --> 00:11:05,011 - There's our girl. - Yeah. 325 00:11:05,111 --> 00:11:06,853 I knew she'd get it. - Yeah. 326 00:11:06,953 --> 00:11:08,233 Also, did we just totally nail that parenting moment? 327 00:11:08,313 --> 00:11:10,375 - We really did. - [laughing] We did. 328 00:11:10,475 --> 00:11:12,056 Oh, whoops. 329 00:11:12,156 --> 00:11:14,297 Okay, I think she must have locked by accident. 330 00:11:14,397 --> 00:11:16,058 Shamiah? 331 00:11:16,158 --> 00:11:18,539 Sweetie, I think the door locked behind you. 332 00:11:18,639 --> 00:11:20,541 - The door. - The door. 333 00:11:20,641 --> 00:11:21,981 Shamiah? - The door. 334 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:23,943 Do you-- 335 00:11:24,043 --> 00:11:25,704 - [gasps] Did she just... 336 00:11:25,804 --> 00:11:27,305 - Lock us out? She sure did. 337 00:11:27,405 --> 00:11:29,406 both: Shamiah! 338 00:11:31,447 --> 00:11:33,108 - Well, that was fun, wasn't it? 339 00:11:33,208 --> 00:11:34,389 - I mean, you never know what's going to happen 340 00:11:34,489 --> 00:11:35,589 when Jerry O'Connell stops by. 341 00:11:35,689 --> 00:11:37,270 - All right, our next guest 342 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:39,632 is the author of my new favourite novel, 343 00:11:39,732 --> 00:11:43,234 "Home Economics," which hits stores today. 344 00:11:43,334 --> 00:11:45,355 - Please welcome Tom Hayworth. 345 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:48,217 [cheers and applause] 346 00:11:50,378 --> 00:11:51,839 - So nice to meet you. - Welcome! 347 00:11:51,939 --> 00:11:53,640 - Hi, Tom, good to have you. - Thanks. 348 00:11:53,740 --> 00:11:55,401 - I've got to tell you, I'm so happy you're here. 349 00:11:55,501 --> 00:11:58,523 I have been raving about your book. 350 00:11:58,623 --> 00:12:01,405 - [voice cracking] Wow. This is--that's heavy. 351 00:12:01,505 --> 00:12:02,845 - Oh, no. - Full McFly. 352 00:12:02,945 --> 00:12:04,366 We're dead. 353 00:12:04,466 --> 00:12:05,407 - Sorry, I'm like... [clears throat] 354 00:12:05,507 --> 00:12:06,808 I'm really nervous. 355 00:12:06,908 --> 00:12:08,249 I need this interview to go well. 356 00:12:08,349 --> 00:12:10,210 My last book bombed so hard, 357 00:12:10,310 --> 00:12:11,971 they couldn't give away free copies to libraries. 358 00:12:12,071 --> 00:12:13,812 [laughter] 359 00:12:13,912 --> 00:12:15,653 - Well, this one's going to be a hit. 360 00:12:15,753 --> 00:12:17,734 I promise you, I could not put it down. 361 00:12:17,834 --> 00:12:19,615 - Yeah, she's been ignoring me for days. 362 00:12:19,715 --> 00:12:21,496 - [laughs] That is true. 363 00:12:21,596 --> 00:12:25,019 I especially loved the wife character. 364 00:12:25,119 --> 00:12:27,500 She was so sharp and so relatable. 365 00:12:27,600 --> 00:12:29,501 I wanted to be friends with her. 366 00:12:29,601 --> 00:12:31,783 - That's me. She's talking about me. 367 00:12:31,883 --> 00:12:34,464 - That's actually based on my wife, Marina. 368 00:12:34,564 --> 00:12:36,065 She's here today. [cheers and applause] 369 00:12:36,165 --> 00:12:37,746 - Oh! No way! 370 00:12:37,846 --> 00:12:39,507 Hi! Hi, Marina! 371 00:12:39,607 --> 00:12:41,508 - Hi! 372 00:12:41,608 --> 00:12:44,230 [panting, squeaky voice] I'm Kelly. 373 00:12:44,330 --> 00:12:46,911 You're Mari-- Don't look at the camera. 374 00:12:47,011 --> 00:12:48,432 Mm! 375 00:12:48,532 --> 00:12:49,753 - What are you doing after the show? 376 00:12:49,853 --> 00:12:51,794 You want to brunch? [laughter] 377 00:12:51,894 --> 00:12:53,315 - I love you. 378 00:12:53,415 --> 00:12:55,637 [awkward laughter] - Okay. All right. 379 00:12:55,737 --> 00:12:58,038 - So you clearly took some dramatic liberties 380 00:12:58,138 --> 00:12:59,439 with the character. 381 00:12:59,539 --> 00:13:01,800 - Yeah, well, she's normally... 382 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:04,722 better. 383 00:13:04,822 --> 00:13:07,363 - Now, our producers tell us that your brother 384 00:13:07,463 --> 00:13:10,205 is the reason your book actually got published. 385 00:13:10,305 --> 00:13:14,528 - Oh, well, uh, yeah, I wouldn't say the reason. 386 00:13:14,628 --> 00:13:16,209 - And he's here with us right now. 387 00:13:16,309 --> 00:13:19,130 Connor Hayworth, is it true that you saved the book? 388 00:13:19,230 --> 00:13:20,691 - Oh, it was nothing. 389 00:13:20,791 --> 00:13:23,293 Just a little bro looking out for his big bro. 390 00:13:23,393 --> 00:13:24,654 He would've done the same for me. 391 00:13:24,754 --> 00:13:26,495 all: Aw. - That is so sweet! 392 00:13:26,595 --> 00:13:28,376 - Adorable. - Come on up here. 393 00:13:28,476 --> 00:13:30,297 I'm sure our audience would love to hear the whole story. 394 00:13:30,397 --> 00:13:31,858 Come on up. - Oh, I don't know. 395 00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:34,299 - Yeah, I don't know. both: Oh, come on. 396 00:13:34,399 --> 00:13:36,541 Let's give it up for him, everybody! 397 00:13:36,641 --> 00:13:37,981 - You sure you want someone onstage 398 00:13:38,081 --> 00:13:39,502 better-looking than Ryan? [laughter] 399 00:13:39,602 --> 00:13:41,463 - This guy's a charmer! 400 00:13:41,563 --> 00:13:43,305 Come on, have a seat. - Adorable. 401 00:13:43,405 --> 00:13:44,946 Hi! - Oh. 402 00:13:45,046 --> 00:13:47,067 - All right. 403 00:13:47,167 --> 00:13:48,628 - Wait a minute. 404 00:13:48,728 --> 00:13:50,909 Aren't you the guy behind Drawer D'Oeuvres? 405 00:13:51,009 --> 00:13:52,310 - That's me. - [chuckles] 406 00:13:52,410 --> 00:13:53,791 - Dude, he knows Drawer D'Oeuvres. 407 00:13:53,891 --> 00:13:54,911 - Great. 408 00:13:55,011 --> 00:13:58,033 [upbeat music] 409 00:13:58,133 --> 00:13:59,794 - The guy has 50 windows. 410 00:13:59,894 --> 00:14:01,475 How does not a single one of them open? 411 00:14:01,575 --> 00:14:03,236 - Oh, I see Kelvin! - Ooh, ooh! 412 00:14:03,336 --> 00:14:05,438 - Kelvin! - Kelvin! 413 00:14:05,538 --> 00:14:06,638 - Die, zombie! 414 00:14:06,738 --> 00:14:08,279 Die! 415 00:14:08,379 --> 00:14:10,200 - Okay, he's not allowed to play that game anymore. 416 00:14:10,300 --> 00:14:11,361 - Tom's interview just started. 417 00:14:11,461 --> 00:14:13,122 - Wait, why is Connor onstage? 418 00:14:13,222 --> 00:14:15,363 - Oh, no, this can't be good. And we're missing it. 419 00:14:15,463 --> 00:14:17,805 both: Kelvin! 420 00:14:17,905 --> 00:14:20,446 - I can't believe you spent all that money to save Tom. 421 00:14:20,546 --> 00:14:22,528 I don't even send my sister a Christmas card. 422 00:14:22,628 --> 00:14:23,968 - Facts. [laughter] 423 00:14:24,068 --> 00:14:25,489 I mean, what was your reaction, Tom? 424 00:14:25,589 --> 00:14:26,970 It had to make you feel good 425 00:14:27,070 --> 00:14:28,491 to know that your brother was willing 426 00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:30,412 to give you such a generous gift. 427 00:14:30,512 --> 00:14:32,734 - Oh, yeah, well, obviously, I was very grateful, 428 00:14:32,834 --> 00:14:34,254 which actually ties to the theme of the book, 429 00:14:34,354 --> 00:14:35,975 which is that siblings can-- 430 00:14:36,075 --> 00:14:37,656 - Well, actually, when he found out, he got mad at me 431 00:14:37,756 --> 00:14:39,257 and picked a fight on our family trip 432 00:14:39,357 --> 00:14:41,459 to Disneyland, which I also paid for. 433 00:14:41,559 --> 00:14:43,340 - Mm. [laughter] 434 00:14:43,440 --> 00:14:44,861 - In my defence, I didn't know 435 00:14:44,961 --> 00:14:46,702 Connor was going to venture into publishing, 436 00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:47,882 especially since I've never seen him crack open a book, 437 00:14:47,962 --> 00:14:49,624 so... [laughter] 438 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:51,905 - Well, who has time to read 439 00:14:52,005 --> 00:14:53,986 when you're busy bailing out your brother all the time, 440 00:14:54,086 --> 00:14:55,507 right? [laughter] 441 00:14:55,607 --> 00:14:57,468 - What was your excuse in high school? 442 00:14:57,568 --> 00:14:59,749 I did all his homework for him. [laughter] 443 00:14:59,849 --> 00:15:02,231 Can I--Give me the mug. No, come on. 444 00:15:02,331 --> 00:15:03,952 You took the chair. I get the mug. 445 00:15:04,052 --> 00:15:05,913 - Guys, can we get another mug out here, please? 446 00:15:06,013 --> 00:15:07,394 - Am I going to have to put you in a time-out 447 00:15:07,494 --> 00:15:08,995 like I do Seacrest? 448 00:15:09,095 --> 00:15:10,356 Because I'll do it. - She will. 449 00:15:10,456 --> 00:15:12,157 - It's my interview. It's my mug. 450 00:15:12,257 --> 00:15:14,638 No, no, no. Ah! 451 00:15:14,738 --> 00:15:16,799 He wet the bed until he was ten! 452 00:15:16,899 --> 00:15:19,081 [audience gasps] - Oh. 453 00:15:19,181 --> 00:15:20,642 Guys. - Uh... 454 00:15:20,742 --> 00:15:23,283 - Well, I'm no longer the embarrassing one. 455 00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:24,724 - So, about the book-- 456 00:15:24,824 --> 00:15:26,525 - Yeah, it's about three siblings 457 00:15:26,625 --> 00:15:28,046 at three different levels of financial success. 458 00:15:28,146 --> 00:15:29,967 What are you doing, man? We're on live TV! 459 00:15:30,067 --> 00:15:31,808 - I can't believe you told everyone I P'd the B! 460 00:15:31,908 --> 00:15:34,010 - Guys, come on! Stop! 461 00:15:34,110 --> 00:15:35,731 I'm so sor-- 462 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:39,133 [gasps] Oh, you're even prettier up close, your hair. 463 00:15:39,233 --> 00:15:41,534 - Hey, can we get her off set? 464 00:15:41,634 --> 00:15:43,295 - Yeah, let's take a break. 465 00:15:43,395 --> 00:15:44,656 We'll be right back. 466 00:15:44,756 --> 00:15:45,857 - You smell amazing. 467 00:15:45,957 --> 00:15:48,098 ♪ ♪ 468 00:15:48,198 --> 00:15:50,299 - [panting] Did it really just take us an hour 469 00:15:50,399 --> 00:15:52,180 to circle Connor's house? 470 00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,821 - When did he install a hedge maze? 471 00:15:53,921 --> 00:15:55,582 - I told you we should have taken that left. 472 00:15:55,682 --> 00:15:57,423 I can't believe Shamiah! 473 00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,665 We always taught her that material things don't matter. 474 00:15:59,765 --> 00:16:01,386 Why would she suddenly think 475 00:16:01,486 --> 00:16:03,307 that our life wasn't good enough? 476 00:16:03,407 --> 00:16:05,748 - I don't know, but I'm too thirsty for this conversation. 477 00:16:05,848 --> 00:16:07,789 I could really use that cucumber water. 478 00:16:07,889 --> 00:16:09,751 - Yeah, and maybe a bubble bath in the Jacuzzi, 479 00:16:09,851 --> 00:16:11,712 just, like, turn the jets all the way up. 480 00:16:11,812 --> 00:16:13,813 - That sounds so nice. - [laughing] Yeah. 481 00:16:15,854 --> 00:16:17,475 We're the problem. - Oh, it's us. 482 00:16:17,575 --> 00:16:18,996 It's definitely us. - Yeah. 483 00:16:19,096 --> 00:16:20,517 - I mean, we did delay going home 484 00:16:20,617 --> 00:16:21,998 so we could live it up here. 485 00:16:22,098 --> 00:16:23,599 What kind of message is that sending? 486 00:16:23,699 --> 00:16:25,520 - It's so much harder to be mad at her now. 487 00:16:25,620 --> 00:16:28,402 - Ladies, could you back away from the residence, please? 488 00:16:28,502 --> 00:16:29,882 A neighbour called 489 00:16:29,982 --> 00:16:31,884 about trespassers peeking through windows. 490 00:16:31,984 --> 00:16:34,165 - Oh. Yeah, well, that was us. 491 00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:35,566 But we weren't peeking. 492 00:16:35,666 --> 00:16:37,407 We were trying to open the windows. 493 00:16:37,507 --> 00:16:38,588 And we're not trespassing. - Yeah, this is our residence. 494 00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:39,728 I mean, it's not our residence. 495 00:16:39,828 --> 00:16:41,569 It's our brother's residence. 496 00:16:41,669 --> 00:16:43,490 Well, it's not my brother. It's her brother's residence. 497 00:16:43,590 --> 00:16:45,532 - Right, but right now he is on "Live with Kelly and Ryan." 498 00:16:45,632 --> 00:16:47,333 I'm not totally sure why. 499 00:16:47,433 --> 00:16:49,374 - The point is, we're not pretending this is our home. 500 00:16:49,474 --> 00:16:51,255 We know it's not our home. 501 00:16:51,355 --> 00:16:53,817 - But we are trying to get into the home, so... 502 00:16:53,917 --> 00:16:56,578 [dramatic music] 503 00:16:56,678 --> 00:16:58,379 - I'm gonna need some backup. 504 00:16:58,479 --> 00:16:59,780 Okay, come with me. - Oh, no. 505 00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:01,741 No, no. - Wait! 506 00:17:01,841 --> 00:17:03,842 They're telling the truth. 507 00:17:05,403 --> 00:17:08,185 We actually live in a tiny apartment in Oakland 508 00:17:08,285 --> 00:17:10,586 with a view of a fire escape. 509 00:17:10,686 --> 00:17:13,588 But I didn't lie about everything. 510 00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:15,749 I do think Xander is cute. 511 00:17:15,849 --> 00:17:17,951 - So you're poor? 512 00:17:18,051 --> 00:17:20,512 - I mean, we're not poor, 513 00:17:20,612 --> 00:17:23,194 but compared to you, yes. 514 00:17:23,294 --> 00:17:24,795 - That... 515 00:17:24,895 --> 00:17:26,876 absolutely... 516 00:17:26,976 --> 00:17:28,117 slaps. 517 00:17:28,217 --> 00:17:29,798 - Wait, it slaps? 518 00:17:29,898 --> 00:17:31,439 - Everyone else in our school is, like, super rich. 519 00:17:31,539 --> 00:17:33,240 It's so boring. 520 00:17:33,340 --> 00:17:35,121 - Yeah. - Yeah, totally. 521 00:17:35,221 --> 00:17:37,082 - Oh, really? 522 00:17:37,182 --> 00:17:40,124 Well, did I mention that we only have one bathroom? 523 00:17:40,224 --> 00:17:41,204 - Like, on each floor? 524 00:17:41,304 --> 00:17:42,605 - We only have one floor. 525 00:17:42,705 --> 00:17:43,966 - Shut up! - What? 526 00:17:44,066 --> 00:17:46,287 - So you all share? I would die! 527 00:17:46,387 --> 00:17:47,848 - Yeah, and there's no dishwasher, 528 00:17:47,948 --> 00:17:49,609 and the windows don't open. 529 00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:51,050 And one time we found a rat that was decapitated-- 530 00:17:51,150 --> 00:17:53,852 - Okay, I think they've heard enough. 531 00:17:53,952 --> 00:17:55,413 Girls, why don't you grab your stuff? 532 00:17:55,513 --> 00:17:56,934 Your parents will be here any minute. 533 00:17:57,034 --> 00:17:59,035 - Okay. 534 00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,417 - Sorry for locking you guys out. 535 00:18:02,517 --> 00:18:03,898 - It's okay. 536 00:18:03,998 --> 00:18:05,619 I think we all got seduced by this fantasy. 537 00:18:05,719 --> 00:18:07,860 - Mm-hmm, but you're still super grounded 538 00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:09,501 because you can't lock your mums outside. 539 00:18:09,601 --> 00:18:11,742 - I get it. But can I-- 540 00:18:11,842 --> 00:18:14,624 - No, you cannot be grounded here. 541 00:18:14,724 --> 00:18:16,065 It's time for us to go home. 542 00:18:16,165 --> 00:18:18,366 - Well, I killed all those zombies. 543 00:18:20,407 --> 00:18:22,409 What? 544 00:18:23,769 --> 00:18:25,030 - Brunch. 545 00:18:25,130 --> 00:18:26,791 Kelly wanted to grab brunch with me, 546 00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:28,232 and I completely blew it. 547 00:18:28,332 --> 00:18:30,193 - Well, I was absolutely crushing it 548 00:18:30,293 --> 00:18:32,274 until someone decided to rush the stage and ruin everything. 549 00:18:32,374 --> 00:18:34,075 - I didn't rush the stage. I was invited. 550 00:18:34,175 --> 00:18:35,596 - After all that talk 551 00:18:35,696 --> 00:18:37,197 about how this was going to be my big moment, 552 00:18:37,297 --> 00:18:38,878 you just couldn't help yourself, could you? 553 00:18:38,978 --> 00:18:40,439 You had to make it all about you, like always. 554 00:18:40,539 --> 00:18:42,000 - I was being a good sport. 555 00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:43,721 It's your fault for not playing along with it. 556 00:18:43,821 --> 00:18:45,282 - I never should let you come. 557 00:18:45,382 --> 00:18:46,563 - I never should have bought this company. 558 00:18:46,663 --> 00:18:48,664 - Hey, hey, dummies. Look. 559 00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:54,307 - Oh, my God. It's out. 560 00:18:56,709 --> 00:19:00,451 [chuckles] It's beautiful. 561 00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:02,172 - Wow. 562 00:19:02,272 --> 00:19:05,534 Is this what giving birth feels like? 563 00:19:05,634 --> 00:19:08,816 - Yeah. Sure. 564 00:19:08,916 --> 00:19:12,618 [uplifting music] 565 00:19:12,718 --> 00:19:14,619 - Hey, you know what, man? 566 00:19:14,719 --> 00:19:17,621 - It was all worth it. - Yeah. 567 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,942 - Sorry I ruined the launch, though. 568 00:19:20,042 --> 00:19:22,544 - No, come on. 569 00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:24,345 We ruined it together. - [chuckles] 570 00:19:24,445 --> 00:19:27,347 - Hey, look, look, look. Someone's about to buy it. 571 00:19:27,447 --> 00:19:28,628 - I saw the author and his brother 572 00:19:28,728 --> 00:19:30,108 fighting on TV this morning. 573 00:19:30,208 --> 00:19:31,789 [laughs] It was hilarious. 574 00:19:31,889 --> 00:19:33,831 - Maybe you didn't mess things up after all. 575 00:19:33,931 --> 00:19:35,512 - No such thing as bad press, right? 576 00:19:35,612 --> 00:19:37,593 - I mean, they were such idiots. 577 00:19:37,693 --> 00:19:39,194 I mean, it was maybe the most embarrassing thing 578 00:19:39,294 --> 00:19:40,354 I've ever seen. 579 00:19:40,454 --> 00:19:42,035 - Okay, pump the brakes, man. 580 00:19:42,135 --> 00:19:43,556 - You know, I'd like to see you on network TV. 581 00:19:43,656 --> 00:19:45,157 - That was good content! 582 00:19:45,257 --> 00:19:46,958 - You know what? Give him his money back. 583 00:19:47,058 --> 00:19:48,679 You don't get the book. - Oh-- 584 00:19:48,779 --> 00:19:50,360 - Give the book back. You give him his money back. 585 00:19:50,460 --> 00:19:51,681 - Get the money, but-- 586 00:19:51,781 --> 00:19:53,202 - Buy the book-- - No, no, don't-- 587 00:19:53,302 --> 00:19:55,303 - Get the money. - But just shut up about us. 588 00:19:56,024 --> 00:19:57,444 - [chuckles] - Just give me the mug. 589 00:19:57,544 --> 00:19:58,765 - No, it's my interview. It's my mug. 590 00:19:58,865 --> 00:20:00,806 - No, no, no. 591 00:20:00,906 --> 00:20:02,527 He wet the bed until he was ten! 592 00:20:02,627 --> 00:20:04,288 - It's up to 200,000 views. 593 00:20:04,388 --> 00:20:06,330 Wow, Dad. You're famous. 594 00:20:06,430 --> 00:20:10,132 - Oh, well, as long as it helps book sales. 595 00:20:10,232 --> 00:20:13,074 - Have you read the comments? People are obsessed with you. 596 00:20:13,954 --> 00:20:15,655 - Really? 597 00:20:15,755 --> 00:20:18,737 - Okay, Camilla, "obsessed" might be a little strong. 598 00:20:18,837 --> 00:20:20,618 - Yeah, it's about three siblings 599 00:20:20,718 --> 00:20:22,139 at three different levels of financial success. 600 00:20:22,239 --> 00:20:23,140 What the-- what are you doing, man? 601 00:20:23,240 --> 00:20:24,981 We're on live TV! 602 00:20:25,081 --> 00:20:26,421 - I can't believe you told everyone I P'd the B! 603 00:20:26,521 --> 00:20:29,663 - Guys, come on, stop! I'm so-- 604 00:20:29,763 --> 00:20:31,224 - I have been raving about your book. 605 00:20:31,324 --> 00:20:32,785 - I'm really nervous. 606 00:20:32,885 --> 00:20:34,026 I need this interview to go well. 607 00:20:34,126 --> 00:20:35,747 - This one's gonna be a hit. 608 00:20:35,847 --> 00:20:37,348 - Well, I don't know how many fans I have, 609 00:20:37,448 --> 00:20:39,029 but, yeah, I'll be doing some readings. 610 00:20:39,129 --> 00:20:40,470 [echoing] I'd be excited to meet some fans. 611 00:20:40,570 --> 00:20:44,412 [suspenseful music]