1 00:00:02,156 --> 00:00:03,859 - Happy Tofurky Day, everyone. 2 00:00:03,959 --> 00:00:05,822 - Yeah, who's ready to celebrate 3 00:00:05,922 --> 00:00:08,908 the shameful legacy of colonialism? 4 00:00:09,008 --> 00:00:11,312 - Okay, Sarah, coming in hot. 5 00:00:11,412 --> 00:00:13,716 - Yeah, sorry, I'm just a little...keyed up. 6 00:00:13,816 --> 00:00:15,339 It's not every day that you have to introduce your parents 7 00:00:15,419 --> 00:00:17,322 to your dad's secret child. 8 00:00:17,422 --> 00:00:18,845 - Guys, I know that Thanksgiving 9 00:00:18,945 --> 00:00:21,610 is traditionally our special day of fighting, 10 00:00:21,710 --> 00:00:23,253 but it doesn't have to be. 11 00:00:23,353 --> 00:00:25,176 Let's welcome Harmony into our family 12 00:00:25,276 --> 00:00:27,279 with dignity and zero drama. 13 00:00:27,720 --> 00:00:28,862 - Mm... 14 00:00:28,962 --> 00:00:30,225 - Can't wait. - If you say so. 15 00:00:30,325 --> 00:00:31,868 - Come on, you guys, we can do this. 16 00:00:31,968 --> 00:00:33,430 Harmony gets here an hour before Mum and Dad. 17 00:00:33,530 --> 00:00:34,953 That gives us plenty of time to prep her 18 00:00:35,053 --> 00:00:37,157 for Mum's reaction-- sorry, overreaction. 19 00:00:37,257 --> 00:00:39,160 - Should we have done this in a public place, 20 00:00:39,260 --> 00:00:40,963 you know, so that Mum can't have a freak-out? 21 00:00:41,063 --> 00:00:42,967 - Do you think an audience of strangers is gonna stop her? 22 00:00:43,067 --> 00:00:44,329 - Do you not recall 23 00:00:44,429 --> 00:00:46,052 the container-store meltdown of 2015? 24 00:00:46,152 --> 00:00:47,936 - Yeah. No, I'm grasping at straws. 25 00:00:48,036 --> 00:00:49,819 - Guys, let's keep it positive around the kids. 26 00:00:49,919 --> 00:00:53,305 Hey, guys, you excited to me your new half-aunt, Harmony? 27 00:00:53,405 --> 00:00:54,707 - Is she called a love child 28 00:00:54,807 --> 00:00:56,310 because Grandpa loves making babies? 29 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:58,835 - How many love babies does Grandma have? 30 00:00:58,935 --> 00:01:00,477 - If Grandpa dies, does Harmony get any money? 31 00:01:00,577 --> 00:01:02,321 - Where does Harmony stand politically, 32 00:01:02,421 --> 00:01:04,424 and how soon can we get into that? 33 00:01:05,586 --> 00:01:07,810 - This is gonna be a fun Thanksgiving. 34 00:01:07,910 --> 00:01:09,213 [chuckles] 35 00:01:09,313 --> 00:01:11,016 [upbeat music] 36 00:01:11,116 --> 00:01:13,480 - ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪ 37 00:01:14,963 --> 00:01:17,307 - [exhales deeply] - Man, Harmony's running late. 38 00:01:17,407 --> 00:01:18,870 And it's really cutting into our prep time. 39 00:01:18,970 --> 00:01:20,552 I need 20 minutes alone 40 00:01:20,652 --> 00:01:22,195 just to describe all of Mum's different smiles. 41 00:01:22,295 --> 00:01:24,299 - Ear to ear, run in fear. - Showing teeth... 42 00:01:25,180 --> 00:01:26,483 also run in fear. 43 00:01:26,583 --> 00:01:28,206 - Guys, we knew today could be rough, 44 00:01:28,306 --> 00:01:30,089 so Denise and I planned some activities 45 00:01:30,189 --> 00:01:31,852 to help keep things light. 46 00:01:31,952 --> 00:01:34,256 - And to avoid a emotional free-for-all-- 47 00:01:34,356 --> 00:01:35,779 a Normals Agenda, if you will. 48 00:01:35,879 --> 00:01:38,544 - We pulled some classic board games to play 49 00:01:38,644 --> 00:01:40,828 as a low-stakes icebreaker. 50 00:01:40,928 --> 00:01:42,791 - Ooh, Monopoly? - Absolutely not Monopoly. 51 00:01:42,891 --> 00:01:44,955 - And the kids are gonna put on a little talent show 52 00:01:45,055 --> 00:01:46,798 just to provide a positive, 53 00:01:46,898 --> 00:01:48,481 noncontroversial focus for everyone. 54 00:01:48,581 --> 00:01:50,605 Plus, if things go sideways, 55 00:01:50,705 --> 00:01:53,770 we have a foolproof distraction. 56 00:01:53,870 --> 00:01:55,934 - Baby bomb! [scattered chuckles] 57 00:01:56,034 --> 00:01:58,098 - Can't have awkward tension with these guys around. 58 00:01:58,198 --> 00:01:59,260 - Nah, I bet we can do it. 59 00:01:59,360 --> 00:02:00,863 [door opens] - Hey-o! 60 00:02:00,963 --> 00:02:02,666 - Hello. - Hi, bro. 61 00:02:02,766 --> 00:02:05,030 - Hey. Harmony, you're here. [camera shutter clicking] 62 00:02:05,130 --> 00:02:08,195 - With Mum and Dad. - At the same time. 63 00:02:08,295 --> 00:02:09,558 - Hi, fam. 64 00:02:09,658 --> 00:02:11,762 - So, uh, how did this, um... 65 00:02:11,862 --> 00:02:13,405 Did you guys just bump into each other in the driveway? 66 00:02:13,505 --> 00:02:15,087 - Oh, no, no, Tommy. 67 00:02:15,187 --> 00:02:16,730 Your mother and I got so excited, we got jumpy, 68 00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:18,694 and we texted Harmony a few days ago, 69 00:02:18,794 --> 00:02:21,098 and we have just hit it off great. 70 00:02:21,198 --> 00:02:22,821 - Before we knew it, she was flying into Sacramento 71 00:02:22,921 --> 00:02:24,304 to see us early. 72 00:02:24,404 --> 00:02:25,906 - I just wanted to spend some quality time 73 00:02:26,006 --> 00:02:27,910 with my bio-dad and my bonus mum. 74 00:02:28,010 --> 00:02:29,593 - I'm a bonus mum. [all chuckle] 75 00:02:29,693 --> 00:02:31,757 - Wow. So we don't even have to introduce you. 76 00:02:31,857 --> 00:02:33,680 - And I'm sorry I didn't tell you. 77 00:02:33,780 --> 00:02:35,603 We just got so caught up in the fun, and then we thought, 78 00:02:35,703 --> 00:02:38,488 "Why not just surprise them right after we"... 79 00:02:38,588 --> 00:02:41,373 all: "Escape from Alcatraz"? 80 00:02:41,473 --> 00:02:44,178 - You guys went to Alcatraz? It's, like, my favourite prison. 81 00:02:44,278 --> 00:02:46,943 - Oh, my God, it was so cool. We saw Al Capone's cell. 82 00:02:47,043 --> 00:02:50,349 - Well, more like Al Ca-phone. [laughter] 83 00:02:50,449 --> 00:02:53,194 It's an inside joke. [laughter continues] 84 00:02:53,294 --> 00:02:54,997 - You guys already have inside jokes. 85 00:02:55,097 --> 00:02:56,840 That's... that's great. [camera shutter clicks] 86 00:02:56,940 --> 00:02:58,724 - Oh, and I couldn't show up without some presents 87 00:02:58,824 --> 00:03:00,727 for my new nieces and nephews. 88 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:02,690 - That is so thoughtful. 89 00:03:02,790 --> 00:03:04,774 - She's so special, this one. 90 00:03:04,874 --> 00:03:06,938 - Dad, you're really snapping away there, aren't you? 91 00:03:07,038 --> 00:03:08,340 - Hey, you got to capture 92 00:03:08,440 --> 00:03:09,943 these first few precious moments, Tommy. 93 00:03:10,043 --> 00:03:10,985 They're so fleeting. 94 00:03:11,085 --> 00:03:12,347 - Oh, that's a framer. 95 00:03:12,447 --> 00:03:15,272 [quirky music] 96 00:03:15,372 --> 00:03:18,238 - Well, she seems to be getting along great with Mum and Dad. 97 00:03:18,338 --> 00:03:20,201 - Yeah, which is weird because we don't get along great 98 00:03:20,301 --> 00:03:22,966 with Mum and Dad. - Yeah, what's her deal? 99 00:03:23,066 --> 00:03:24,488 - Ah, I almost forgot. 100 00:03:24,588 --> 00:03:26,933 My small contribution to Thanksgiving-- 101 00:03:27,033 --> 00:03:28,776 it's a vegan Brie 102 00:03:28,876 --> 00:03:31,220 from a local, Black-owned, gender-progressive fromagerie. 103 00:03:31,320 --> 00:03:32,943 - Really? I love all those words. 104 00:03:33,043 --> 00:03:34,987 - Well, it's delicious and healthy. 105 00:03:35,087 --> 00:03:37,771 [chuckles] Speaking of, did I spy a gym back there? 106 00:03:38,172 --> 00:03:40,516 - Yeah. You lift or...? 107 00:03:40,616 --> 00:03:42,400 - I'm more into high-intensity interval training 108 00:03:42,500 --> 00:03:44,283 mixed with rock climbing. - Stop. 109 00:03:44,383 --> 00:03:46,086 I was thinking about putting a rock-climbing wall in there. 110 00:03:46,186 --> 00:03:47,328 - No. - Yeah. 111 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:48,490 - No. - Yeah. 112 00:03:48,590 --> 00:03:50,173 - You've got to. - I will. 113 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:52,097 - Yeah, but nothing beats bouldering in Boulder, 114 00:03:52,197 --> 00:03:54,300 'cause Colorado--it's not just about fitness. 115 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,544 Like, it's also about communing with nature. 116 00:03:56,644 --> 00:03:59,069 We need the tonic of wildness. 117 00:03:59,169 --> 00:04:01,072 - Are you quoting Thoreau? - Guilty. 118 00:04:01,172 --> 00:04:02,715 I reread "Walden" every year. 119 00:04:02,815 --> 00:04:04,678 You know, working for the National Parks, 120 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,682 I'm mostly in the company of books, 121 00:04:06,782 --> 00:04:08,806 which I guess makes me a bit of a nerd. 122 00:04:08,906 --> 00:04:11,530 - Well, I Thoreau-ily disagree. 123 00:04:11,630 --> 00:04:13,334 - [laughs] 124 00:04:13,434 --> 00:04:15,257 Okay, well, I'm gonna put this in the fridge 125 00:04:15,357 --> 00:04:17,501 before it starts leaking. 126 00:04:17,601 --> 00:04:19,424 - [exhales sharply] 127 00:04:19,524 --> 00:04:21,267 - Um, I think I figured out her deal. 128 00:04:21,367 --> 00:04:22,790 She's freakin' awesome. 129 00:04:22,890 --> 00:04:24,353 - [whispering] Why do I love her so much? 130 00:04:24,453 --> 00:04:26,917 - Maybe because she's exactly like all of us. 131 00:04:27,017 --> 00:04:28,239 - [normal voice] That's it. That's why. 132 00:04:28,339 --> 00:04:29,482 - Yeah. 133 00:04:29,582 --> 00:04:31,585 And we're the best. 134 00:04:32,106 --> 00:04:33,489 - So here's a video 135 00:04:33,589 --> 00:04:35,532 of Harmony when we stopped for gas. 136 00:04:35,632 --> 00:04:38,217 - She was so tuckered out, she fell asleep in the back seat. 137 00:04:38,317 --> 00:04:40,902 [laughter] - Aw. 138 00:04:41,002 --> 00:04:42,584 - Wow. She's really fitting in. 139 00:04:42,684 --> 00:04:45,029 - Yeah, it's great. - So great. 140 00:04:45,129 --> 00:04:47,353 - Although I was hoping we'd have another outsider 141 00:04:47,453 --> 00:04:49,717 to join our team. - Hi, half-in-laws. 142 00:04:49,817 --> 00:04:51,400 - Oh. Hey. - Hey. 143 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:53,884 So how's your first Hayworth Thanksgiving going? 144 00:04:53,984 --> 00:04:55,767 - Good, I think. I mean, I don't know. 145 00:04:55,867 --> 00:04:57,611 I don't really have much to compare it to. 146 00:04:57,711 --> 00:04:59,815 - Oh, everyone here loves you. You're a hit. 147 00:04:59,915 --> 00:05:01,698 I mean, we're embarrassed 148 00:05:01,798 --> 00:05:03,200 that we thought you were Tom's stalker the first night we met. 149 00:05:03,280 --> 00:05:04,903 - No worries. 150 00:05:05,003 --> 00:05:06,787 I was so amped up, I would've thought I was a stalker. 151 00:05:06,887 --> 00:05:09,712 But then again, I listen to way too many crime podcasts. 152 00:05:09,812 --> 00:05:12,236 - Shut up! You like true crime? 153 00:05:12,336 --> 00:05:14,119 What's your fave-- murders, kidnappings? 154 00:05:14,219 --> 00:05:16,083 - Stealing someone's identity to bilk an elderly woman 155 00:05:16,183 --> 00:05:18,367 out of her Nazi gold? - Oh, those are so much fun. 156 00:05:18,467 --> 00:05:19,930 - Oh, I'm into all of it. 157 00:05:20,030 --> 00:05:22,334 I am obsessed with noir-- 158 00:05:22,434 --> 00:05:25,299 both the crime kind and Pinot. 159 00:05:25,399 --> 00:05:27,463 Who wants a top-off? 160 00:05:27,563 --> 00:05:29,466 - I love her. - I think we love her. 161 00:05:29,566 --> 00:05:31,570 - Let's lock her in. 162 00:05:32,972 --> 00:05:35,076 - So, Harmony, we're playing teams. 163 00:05:35,176 --> 00:05:37,480 And FYI, I was a runner-up on Teen "Jeopardy!" 164 00:05:37,580 --> 00:05:38,802 So I guess if you want to win, 165 00:05:38,902 --> 00:05:40,365 then you should maybe play with me. 166 00:05:40,465 --> 00:05:42,048 [chuckles] - Yeah, and if you don't mind 167 00:05:42,148 --> 00:05:44,152 hearing this every time you get a wrong answer... 168 00:05:44,632 --> 00:05:46,095 both: "Oh, boy." 169 00:05:46,195 --> 00:05:47,538 - They're just jealous because I'm undefeated. 170 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,020 Come. Join me. 171 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:50,783 - Or--or if you just want to have fun, 172 00:05:50,883 --> 00:05:53,468 pull up a chair and join your new partners in crime. 173 00:05:53,568 --> 00:05:55,431 - Sometimes we forget we're even playing the game. 174 00:05:55,531 --> 00:05:58,517 - No, I'm so sorry, gang, but Harmony's already on a team. 175 00:05:58,617 --> 00:06:00,400 - Yeah, but it's so nice to be wanted. 176 00:06:00,500 --> 00:06:02,965 - You three chuckleheads, why don't you be your own team? 177 00:06:03,065 --> 00:06:05,048 - Fine, but don't say we didn't warn you. 178 00:06:05,148 --> 00:06:06,370 [exhales sharply] 179 00:06:06,470 --> 00:06:08,494 Come on, big money, no whammies. 180 00:06:08,594 --> 00:06:10,578 - Wait, wait, hold your horses there, Conny. 181 00:06:10,678 --> 00:06:11,820 Not your turn yet. 182 00:06:11,920 --> 00:06:13,783 - But I always go first. 183 00:06:13,883 --> 00:06:16,228 - The youngest goes first. Harmony. 184 00:06:16,328 --> 00:06:17,871 - Oh, no, it's okay. 185 00:06:17,971 --> 00:06:19,233 - She's older than me. 186 00:06:19,333 --> 00:06:21,036 Conny, you know what your mother meant. 187 00:06:21,136 --> 00:06:22,198 The newest goes first. 188 00:06:22,298 --> 00:06:24,722 - [scoffs] 189 00:06:24,822 --> 00:06:27,367 Okay, fine, but I already blew on them, so... 190 00:06:27,467 --> 00:06:29,050 - Oh, thank you. 191 00:06:29,150 --> 00:06:31,294 - Looks like there's a new baby in the family, huh? 192 00:06:31,394 --> 00:06:32,817 - First question-- 193 00:06:32,917 --> 00:06:36,343 what ocean surrounds the Madeira Islands? 194 00:06:36,443 --> 00:06:37,945 - Mm... 195 00:06:38,045 --> 00:06:39,949 Well, they're a part of Paraguay. 196 00:06:40,049 --> 00:06:41,832 I'm gonna say... the Atlantic? 197 00:06:41,932 --> 00:06:43,836 - That's right. - Yes! Wow! 198 00:06:43,936 --> 00:06:45,879 [laughter] 199 00:06:45,979 --> 00:06:47,482 - Kind of a softball. 200 00:06:47,582 --> 00:06:48,885 I mean, there are only so many oceans, but-- 201 00:06:48,985 --> 00:06:50,087 Hey, good job. 202 00:06:50,187 --> 00:06:51,689 - Next question-- 203 00:06:51,789 --> 00:06:52,932 - The quadratic equation? 204 00:06:53,032 --> 00:06:54,374 Gadsden Purchase. 205 00:06:54,474 --> 00:06:56,017 "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo"? 206 00:06:56,117 --> 00:06:57,780 The Manhattan Project? The Komodo dragon. 207 00:06:57,880 --> 00:06:59,423 "Jack and the Beanstalk." Tectonic plates. 208 00:06:59,523 --> 00:07:00,825 A motorcycle. "Fiddler on the Roof." 209 00:07:00,925 --> 00:07:02,228 Whitney Houston. "White Men Can't Jump"! 210 00:07:02,328 --> 00:07:04,031 - Somebody call Mensa. 211 00:07:04,131 --> 00:07:06,355 You know, you could be on regular "Jeopardy!" 212 00:07:06,455 --> 00:07:08,158 - Dad. - Dad. 213 00:07:08,258 --> 00:07:10,683 - Okay, so, um... 214 00:07:10,783 --> 00:07:12,526 Harmony again. 215 00:07:12,626 --> 00:07:14,770 In which American Indian tribe-- 216 00:07:14,870 --> 00:07:17,054 Ugh, this--these cards are out of date. 217 00:07:17,154 --> 00:07:18,737 It should be Native American tribe. 218 00:07:18,837 --> 00:07:21,181 - Actually, I believe the preferred term 219 00:07:21,281 --> 00:07:22,703 is "Indigenous peoples." 220 00:07:22,803 --> 00:07:24,467 [chuckles] 221 00:07:24,567 --> 00:07:27,271 Harmony taught me that on our drive from Sacramento. 222 00:07:27,371 --> 00:07:29,836 - And you listened? - Oh, boy. 223 00:07:29,936 --> 00:07:31,920 - Muriel is so eager to learn. 224 00:07:32,020 --> 00:07:34,444 - And did you know that the celebration of Thanksgiving 225 00:07:34,544 --> 00:07:36,447 is actually very problematic. 226 00:07:36,547 --> 00:07:38,090 You should do some research, Sarah. 227 00:07:38,190 --> 00:07:39,733 - Gah--I should do some research. 228 00:07:39,833 --> 00:07:42,618 - Sarah, sweetie, you should try this vegan Brie. 229 00:07:42,718 --> 00:07:44,542 Delicious. - I know. 230 00:07:44,642 --> 00:07:46,585 I've been trying to get you to eat that for years. 231 00:07:46,685 --> 00:07:48,068 - I don't think so. 232 00:07:48,168 --> 00:07:50,352 [chuckles] - She's gonna blow. 233 00:07:50,452 --> 00:07:53,457 - I think it's time to move on to another question. 234 00:07:54,419 --> 00:07:56,522 Which best-selling American author 235 00:07:56,622 --> 00:07:59,407 also won an Oscar for the adaptation of his novel? 236 00:07:59,507 --> 00:08:01,892 - John Updike. Easy. - Tom, it is not your turn. 237 00:08:01,992 --> 00:08:03,495 - She's getting all the easy questions. 238 00:08:03,595 --> 00:08:05,057 - Actually, I think it's John Irving. 239 00:08:05,157 --> 00:08:06,219 - Right again. - Yes. 240 00:08:06,319 --> 00:08:07,942 - Oh. [laughter] 241 00:08:08,042 --> 00:08:09,705 - Sorry, what's happening? - It's an easy mistake-- 242 00:08:09,805 --> 00:08:12,350 Updike, Irving, both titans of their craft. 243 00:08:12,450 --> 00:08:14,353 - What are--Who--What are-- What's going on? 244 00:08:14,453 --> 00:08:16,117 - You have swept the board, chipmunk. 245 00:08:16,217 --> 00:08:18,080 - Ah. [chuckles] - [grunts goofily] 246 00:08:18,180 --> 00:08:20,484 - Oh, how cute. - Dad, enough with the camera. 247 00:08:20,584 --> 00:08:22,768 She's not a toddler. And I'm the chipmunk. 248 00:08:22,868 --> 00:08:25,172 - I've been telling them about smallpox blankets for years. 249 00:08:25,272 --> 00:08:26,775 - Irving. Of course, it's Irving. 250 00:08:26,875 --> 00:08:29,460 [dramatic music] 251 00:08:29,560 --> 00:08:30,822 - Baby bomb. 252 00:08:30,922 --> 00:08:32,064 - Look at their little bow ties. 253 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:33,427 - Oh, my gosh! 254 00:08:33,527 --> 00:08:35,530 - This is, like, a freakin' disaster. 255 00:08:38,616 --> 00:08:40,199 [door opens] 256 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:42,362 - Okay, is Harmony impressive? Absolutely. 257 00:08:42,462 --> 00:08:43,925 - No doubt. - Clearly. 258 00:08:44,025 --> 00:08:45,448 - But what is going on with Mum and Dad? 259 00:08:45,548 --> 00:08:47,651 They're, like, obsessed. - It's embarrassing. 260 00:08:47,751 --> 00:08:49,294 - And they took her to Alcatraz? 261 00:08:49,394 --> 00:08:51,258 - And they got all these little inside jokes? 262 00:08:51,358 --> 00:08:53,261 [stammers] Sorry, they don't make any sense, guys. 263 00:08:53,361 --> 00:08:56,026 - Yeah, and Mum is using terms like "unhoused population." 264 00:08:56,126 --> 00:08:58,030 I mean, she spends a couple hours in the car with Harmony, 265 00:08:58,130 --> 00:08:59,632 and all of a sudden, they're not hobos anymore. 266 00:08:59,732 --> 00:09:01,516 - And I'm still the youngest, 267 00:09:01,616 --> 00:09:03,199 but they're treating me like I'm some kind of middle child. 268 00:09:03,299 --> 00:09:05,002 What am I, a Sarah? - Ugh. 269 00:09:05,102 --> 00:09:06,765 - You'll always be a baby to me. 270 00:09:06,865 --> 00:09:08,408 - Thank you, Lupe. That means a lot. 271 00:09:08,508 --> 00:09:10,131 - Hey, how's everything going? 272 00:09:10,231 --> 00:09:11,814 Do you think it's time to start the talent show? 273 00:09:11,914 --> 00:09:13,977 - Yeah, we really don't want to blow this, you know. 274 00:09:14,077 --> 00:09:16,702 Harmony is very important to us. 275 00:09:16,802 --> 00:09:18,225 To you. 276 00:09:18,325 --> 00:09:20,389 - To all of us. - Exactly. 277 00:09:20,489 --> 00:09:22,532 I mean, who cares which alliance she chooses? 278 00:09:24,576 --> 00:09:26,439 - What the hell are you talking about? 279 00:09:26,539 --> 00:09:29,565 - Hey, should we start the talent show? 280 00:09:29,665 --> 00:09:32,409 - And the talent agent says, "What do you call yourselves?" 281 00:09:32,509 --> 00:09:35,094 And they go, "The Aristocrats." 282 00:09:35,194 --> 00:09:38,059 [Marshall and Muriel chuckle] 283 00:09:38,159 --> 00:09:40,383 Ah, it's a thinker. 284 00:09:40,483 --> 00:09:44,070 Okay, performing first today, we have Kelvin, who will be... 285 00:09:44,170 --> 00:09:47,115 "throwing down some Gucci moves." 286 00:09:47,215 --> 00:09:50,521 [electronic music plays, cheering] 287 00:09:50,621 --> 00:09:52,324 - I asked the kids to stretch this out. 288 00:09:52,424 --> 00:09:54,207 We just need everyone distracted until dinner. 289 00:09:54,307 --> 00:09:56,011 - Oh, I gave Kelvin half a Red Bull, 290 00:09:56,111 --> 00:09:57,613 so he can go all day. 291 00:09:57,713 --> 00:10:00,338 ♪ ♪ 292 00:10:00,438 --> 00:10:03,464 - ♪ And the rockets' red glare ♪ 293 00:10:03,564 --> 00:10:06,108 ♪ The bombs bursting in air ♪ 294 00:10:06,208 --> 00:10:08,713 - My mum said she doesn't know how to braid hair. 295 00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:10,356 She's so focused on Harmony, 296 00:10:10,456 --> 00:10:12,519 she's completely ignoring her actual daughter. 297 00:10:12,619 --> 00:10:14,202 - Sarah? - Yeah. 298 00:10:14,302 --> 00:10:16,887 - ♪ Oh, say does that... ♪ 299 00:10:16,987 --> 00:10:18,931 - You go, baby! Whoo! 300 00:10:19,031 --> 00:10:21,575 ♪ ♪ 301 00:10:21,675 --> 00:10:23,098 - You got this, honey. 302 00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:24,701 - Remember, focus on the white corners. 303 00:10:24,801 --> 00:10:26,103 She had this at home. 304 00:10:26,203 --> 00:10:27,826 ♪ ♪ 305 00:10:27,926 --> 00:10:30,711 [Rubik's cube thuds] 306 00:10:30,811 --> 00:10:31,993 Good--good effort! 307 00:10:32,093 --> 00:10:33,917 - So, uh... 308 00:10:34,017 --> 00:10:36,020 who here plays Roblox? 309 00:10:36,421 --> 00:10:38,004 Don't you hate it 310 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,448 when you just finished building your house in Bloxburg, 311 00:10:40,548 --> 00:10:42,572 but then all your friends leave to go play Piggy? 312 00:10:42,672 --> 00:10:46,418 [laughter] 313 00:10:46,518 --> 00:10:47,981 - [whispering] I don't get it at all. 314 00:10:48,081 --> 00:10:50,746 - Okay, what else? What else? 315 00:10:50,846 --> 00:10:52,389 [indistinct chatter] 316 00:10:52,489 --> 00:10:54,192 - [normal voice] I guess Harmony's pushing us out. 317 00:10:54,292 --> 00:10:55,995 - We're being put out to pasture. 318 00:10:56,095 --> 00:10:57,438 - Remember when we were kids? 319 00:10:57,538 --> 00:10:58,800 Put on a goofy talent show like this 320 00:10:58,900 --> 00:10:59,822 just to get Mum and Dad's attention? 321 00:10:59,902 --> 00:11:00,924 We should do that again. 322 00:11:01,024 --> 00:11:03,328 [all chuckling] 323 00:11:03,428 --> 00:11:05,892 ♪ ♪ 324 00:11:05,992 --> 00:11:08,136 Idaho--Gem State. Washington--Evergreen State. 325 00:11:08,236 --> 00:11:09,459 Nevada--Silver State. 326 00:11:09,559 --> 00:11:10,981 - Should we stop him? 327 00:11:11,081 --> 00:11:13,666 Should we? Yes. Can we? No. 328 00:11:13,766 --> 00:11:15,189 - New Mexico-- the Land of Enchantment. 329 00:11:15,289 --> 00:11:17,673 - Go, Tommy! - Kansas--Sunflower State. 330 00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:20,237 Texas--Lone Star State. And that's all 50. 331 00:11:20,337 --> 00:11:21,920 Unh! What? 332 00:11:22,020 --> 00:11:23,082 What? 333 00:11:23,182 --> 00:11:24,765 - Boom! 334 00:11:24,865 --> 00:11:27,049 Boom! Boom! 335 00:11:27,149 --> 00:11:29,173 - That's my chipmunk. Look at him go! 336 00:11:29,273 --> 00:11:31,617 - 91, 92... 337 00:11:31,717 --> 00:11:32,859 - [Southern accent] No, Frederick, 338 00:11:32,959 --> 00:11:34,863 I shall not be tossed aside, 339 00:11:34,963 --> 00:11:38,509 not I, who have sacrificed my stature and position 340 00:11:38,609 --> 00:11:41,074 to look after your insufferable cousin. 341 00:11:41,174 --> 00:11:43,237 - She's been going on for eight minutes. 342 00:11:43,337 --> 00:11:44,760 - Oh, she knows the whole play. 343 00:11:44,860 --> 00:11:46,924 - Oh, no, this is freaking Harmony out. 344 00:11:47,024 --> 00:11:50,490 - But this could be an opportunity for the Normals. 345 00:11:50,590 --> 00:11:52,373 Harmony. 346 00:11:52,473 --> 00:11:54,697 Hey, there. [chuckles] You good? 347 00:11:54,797 --> 00:11:56,220 - Could you point me toward the bathroom? 348 00:11:56,320 --> 00:11:58,063 I-I thought I'd found it, 349 00:11:58,163 --> 00:12:00,347 but then, actually, it was more like an indoor ball pit? 350 00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:03,433 - Oh, right. Yeah, that's Connor's indoor ball pit. 351 00:12:03,533 --> 00:12:04,915 Hey, just real quick-- 352 00:12:05,015 --> 00:12:06,959 uh, you know we're not like them. 353 00:12:07,059 --> 00:12:09,163 - Like who? - Like the Hayworths. 354 00:12:09,263 --> 00:12:11,727 - Yeah. I mean, we love them. We do. 355 00:12:11,827 --> 00:12:14,332 Um, but they have very fragile egos. 356 00:12:14,432 --> 00:12:16,015 - And we do love them, 357 00:12:16,115 --> 00:12:17,778 but they just make everything about themselves, 358 00:12:17,878 --> 00:12:21,184 like holidays, regular days, Honda Days. 359 00:12:21,284 --> 00:12:23,708 - Again, we love them so much, 360 00:12:23,808 --> 00:12:26,633 but they're a bunch of freaks. 361 00:12:26,733 --> 00:12:29,638 - It has been a little overwhelming, honestly. 362 00:12:29,738 --> 00:12:32,804 I mean, I spend my days with black-tailed swallows, 363 00:12:32,904 --> 00:12:34,807 and I guess it's different being in the middle 364 00:12:34,907 --> 00:12:37,532 of a big family with big personalities. 365 00:12:37,632 --> 00:12:40,778 - "Big personalities." Wow, that is very diplomatic. 366 00:12:40,878 --> 00:12:42,781 - Harmony, you can be real with us. 367 00:12:42,881 --> 00:12:44,384 We're like you. We're normal. 368 00:12:44,484 --> 00:12:47,469 - [chanting] One of us, one of us. 369 00:12:47,569 --> 00:12:49,152 both: One of us. - Bathroom. 370 00:12:49,252 --> 00:12:51,396 both: One of us, one of us. 371 00:12:51,496 --> 00:12:53,640 - So take me away, Mr. Constable. 372 00:12:53,740 --> 00:12:57,166 I will blissfully serve my time! 373 00:12:57,266 --> 00:12:59,731 [exhales deeply] Scene. 374 00:12:59,831 --> 00:13:01,774 - Oh, wonderful. - Yes! 375 00:13:01,874 --> 00:13:04,178 - Brava! Brava! 376 00:13:04,278 --> 00:13:06,142 [laughter and chatter] 377 00:13:06,242 --> 00:13:08,666 - Stop. Guys, stop. 378 00:13:08,766 --> 00:13:10,990 More. Just kidding. [Sarah and Tom chuckle] 379 00:13:11,090 --> 00:13:13,234 Well, I'd say mission accomplished. 380 00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,679 - We might be too talented. - Right? 381 00:13:15,779 --> 00:13:17,602 - Mum and Dad were frickin' into it. 382 00:13:17,702 --> 00:13:19,044 - We should do this every week. 383 00:13:19,144 --> 00:13:20,327 - Well, turkey time? 384 00:13:20,427 --> 00:13:21,849 - Well, no--hey, hold on. 385 00:13:21,949 --> 00:13:23,853 Harmony hasn't shared her talent. 386 00:13:23,953 --> 00:13:25,936 - Oh, no, no, no, that--that's okay. 387 00:13:26,036 --> 00:13:28,421 They were all amazing, and I can't compete with that. 388 00:13:28,521 --> 00:13:30,104 - Yeah, we don't want to put her on the spot. 389 00:13:30,204 --> 00:13:32,067 - Yeah, and it's not a competition, anyway. 390 00:13:32,167 --> 00:13:33,590 - Yeah, it's not a competition. 391 00:13:33,690 --> 00:13:35,313 - Guys, I don't have any special talents. 392 00:13:35,413 --> 00:13:37,917 - Oh, don't be modest. Everybody has a special talent. 393 00:13:38,017 --> 00:13:40,241 Mine is acting, directing, and writing. 394 00:13:40,341 --> 00:13:41,724 I know you have something. 395 00:13:41,824 --> 00:13:43,487 - Mum, she said she's not talented, 396 00:13:43,587 --> 00:13:45,691 so, you know, we should respect that. 397 00:13:45,791 --> 00:13:47,815 - I guess I could do some bird calls. 398 00:13:47,915 --> 00:13:49,217 - Great. - Yes. 399 00:13:49,317 --> 00:13:50,860 - Yeah, yeah, bird calls. - Harmony. 400 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:52,543 - Yeah. - Okay. 401 00:13:52,643 --> 00:13:55,388 - Bird calls...okay. [chuckles] 402 00:13:55,488 --> 00:13:57,872 - Let's go, Harmony. Whoo! 403 00:13:57,972 --> 00:14:02,560 [applause] - Shh. Shh. 404 00:14:02,660 --> 00:14:05,285 [soft music] 405 00:14:05,385 --> 00:14:07,048 - What's happening? 406 00:14:07,148 --> 00:14:11,015 [imitating birds calling flawlessly] 407 00:14:11,115 --> 00:14:17,967 ♪ ♪ 408 00:14:24,859 --> 00:14:26,883 [imitates bird cooing] 409 00:14:26,983 --> 00:14:28,606 - She's like a real-life Snow White. 410 00:14:28,706 --> 00:14:33,895 ♪ ♪ 411 00:14:33,995 --> 00:14:35,498 - We have to have her on our team. 412 00:14:35,598 --> 00:14:37,922 - She's more powerful than I imagined. 413 00:14:39,765 --> 00:14:41,107 - [quietly] Thank you. 414 00:14:41,207 --> 00:14:43,031 - Wow! 415 00:14:43,131 --> 00:14:46,196 I have never been so proud! - Whoo! Beautiful! 416 00:14:46,296 --> 00:14:48,300 - That was beautiful. 417 00:14:49,061 --> 00:14:50,524 [applause continues] - Huh. 418 00:14:50,624 --> 00:14:51,886 - Whoa. [scoffs] 419 00:14:51,986 --> 00:14:54,170 - Next time I'll plan something. 420 00:14:54,270 --> 00:14:56,935 - She's better... at everything. 421 00:14:57,035 --> 00:14:58,658 - I'm no longer the favourite child. 422 00:14:58,758 --> 00:15:01,102 - Ah, I don't think you were the favourite. 423 00:15:01,202 --> 00:15:02,865 - Hey, neither of you were the favourite. 424 00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:04,588 - Uh, get real, Sarah. - It definitely wasn't you. 425 00:15:04,688 --> 00:15:06,271 - What are you talking about? 426 00:15:06,371 --> 00:15:07,954 - I literally have an email from Mum right here. 427 00:15:08,054 --> 00:15:09,998 "Tom, you are my favourite." - Check this out. 428 00:15:10,098 --> 00:15:11,681 "Baby boy Connor, you're my favourite. 429 00:15:11,781 --> 00:15:13,323 Love, Mum." 430 00:15:13,423 --> 00:15:15,207 - Mine probab-- [clears throat] 431 00:15:15,307 --> 00:15:17,050 Mine probably went to spam, 'cause my--my phone's so old. 432 00:15:17,150 --> 00:15:18,653 - Yeah, well, that doesn't matter. 433 00:15:18,753 --> 00:15:20,216 Harmony's been getting all the emails now. 434 00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:21,658 - You know what? I deleted it. I remember now. 435 00:15:21,758 --> 00:15:24,363 I-I deleted it, so it's gone forever. 436 00:15:25,605 --> 00:15:27,608 - Sure. 437 00:15:28,289 --> 00:15:29,752 - Can you do other animals? 438 00:15:29,852 --> 00:15:31,074 - We would love to hear a dolphin. 439 00:15:31,174 --> 00:15:33,178 - [taps on glass] Okay. 440 00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:36,243 Hope I can get through this without the water works. 441 00:15:36,343 --> 00:15:38,007 Today's so special. 442 00:15:38,107 --> 00:15:40,531 I've always said I could never love my children more, 443 00:15:40,631 --> 00:15:44,097 but as it turns out, I could love more children. 444 00:15:44,197 --> 00:15:46,541 - Oh. - So glad Harmony stalked Tom 445 00:15:46,641 --> 00:15:48,665 at his book reading and entered our lives. 446 00:15:48,765 --> 00:15:52,912 She's so smart and generous, and for that, I am so thankful. 447 00:15:53,012 --> 00:15:54,956 So happy Thanksgiving, everyone. 448 00:15:55,056 --> 00:15:56,919 - Hear, hear. - Cheers. 449 00:15:57,019 --> 00:16:00,486 - So true, Dad. [taps glass] So... so true. 450 00:16:00,586 --> 00:16:03,250 Not only is Harmony socially conscious 451 00:16:03,350 --> 00:16:05,014 and good at bird stuff, 452 00:16:05,114 --> 00:16:07,057 but she has also made Mum happier than I've seen her 453 00:16:07,157 --> 00:16:09,381 since she turned my childhood bedroom into a craft room... 454 00:16:09,481 --> 00:16:12,707 [laughing] Which she has never used, not once. 455 00:16:12,807 --> 00:16:15,312 It doesn't get good lighting. - [taps on glass] 456 00:16:15,412 --> 00:16:16,594 If I could just kind of piggyback 457 00:16:16,694 --> 00:16:18,938 onto Sarah's lovely toast... 458 00:16:19,459 --> 00:16:21,362 Um, I love the positive effect 459 00:16:21,462 --> 00:16:22,764 that Harmony's having on our family, 460 00:16:22,864 --> 00:16:24,327 especially Mum and Dad. 461 00:16:24,427 --> 00:16:26,130 I bet if she went to Space Camp, 462 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:27,813 you wouldn't have been two hours late picking her up. 463 00:16:27,913 --> 00:16:29,496 Right? [chuckles] - That was 30 years ago, Tommy. 464 00:16:29,596 --> 00:16:31,299 - If I had been in space, I would've died, okay? 465 00:16:31,399 --> 00:16:33,864 - All right, Tom, Sarah, let's chill. 466 00:16:33,964 --> 00:16:35,667 I think we're all missing the point here. 467 00:16:35,767 --> 00:16:38,632 It's Thanksgiving--we should be thankful for what we have, 468 00:16:38,732 --> 00:16:41,637 which is a roof over our heads, food on the table, 469 00:16:41,737 --> 00:16:43,280 and the fact that Mum and Dad 470 00:16:43,380 --> 00:16:45,284 have clearly found someone they love more than us. 471 00:16:45,384 --> 00:16:47,928 - Oh, no, that is unkind. - D-a-amn. 472 00:16:48,028 --> 00:16:50,052 - Uncalled for, Conny. - It's very called for! 473 00:16:50,152 --> 00:16:51,775 - Okay, we don't need to get so worked up. 474 00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:53,378 - Tom, you are being a child. 475 00:16:53,478 --> 00:16:55,061 - [mockingly] Tom, you are being a child. 476 00:16:55,161 --> 00:16:56,864 - Do we have to do this on Indigenous Peoples Day? 477 00:16:56,964 --> 00:16:58,547 - That's Columbus Day. 478 00:16:58,647 --> 00:17:00,430 - I don't celebrate Columbus. He's a coloniser. 479 00:17:00,530 --> 00:17:01,993 - I know! 480 00:17:02,093 --> 00:17:03,515 - Should I say grace? I'm happy to say grace. 481 00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:05,038 - Dad, why aren't you filming this, huh? 482 00:17:05,138 --> 00:17:06,521 Why don't you get your frickin' camcorder? 483 00:17:06,621 --> 00:17:08,003 Baby's first Thanksgiving, right, Dad? 484 00:17:08,103 --> 00:17:09,887 - [imitates bird screeching] 485 00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,211 What is wrong with you people? 486 00:17:12,311 --> 00:17:14,535 Do you not hear yourselves? 487 00:17:14,635 --> 00:17:17,540 You know, I came here trying to make a good impression on you, 488 00:17:17,640 --> 00:17:20,826 but--but it turns out you're a bunch of maniacs. 489 00:17:20,926 --> 00:17:22,749 You're fighting over board games, 490 00:17:22,849 --> 00:17:25,313 and you're--you're competing for your parents' affection 491 00:17:25,413 --> 00:17:27,437 by horning in on a kids' talent show? 492 00:17:27,537 --> 00:17:29,681 - Wasn't necessarily just for kids. 493 00:17:29,781 --> 00:17:31,725 - It said it on the sign. - True. 494 00:17:31,825 --> 00:17:33,207 - I was looking so forward 495 00:17:33,307 --> 00:17:35,812 to having my first big family Thanksgiving 496 00:17:35,912 --> 00:17:37,254 with siblings and parents 497 00:17:37,354 --> 00:17:39,017 and two different green-bean dishes 498 00:17:39,117 --> 00:17:41,221 that no one likes anyway, and instead, I got this? 499 00:17:41,321 --> 00:17:43,545 - Harmony, we are so sorry. 500 00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,751 - They should be ashamed of themselves. 501 00:17:46,851 --> 00:17:49,115 - Oh, like you two can even talk, 502 00:17:49,215 --> 00:17:51,118 making mean jokes about your entire family 503 00:17:51,218 --> 00:17:52,882 behind their back? 504 00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:54,244 And I'm gonna say it-- you guys drink too much wine. 505 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:56,608 - [gasps] - [gasps] 506 00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:58,491 - Okay. 507 00:17:58,591 --> 00:17:59,934 I'm sorry. I should've-- 508 00:18:00,034 --> 00:18:02,338 I should've never come here today. 509 00:18:02,438 --> 00:18:04,782 Although Alcatraz was really fun. 510 00:18:04,882 --> 00:18:08,509 [somber music] 511 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,913 [door opens, closes] - [sighs] 512 00:18:11,013 --> 00:18:14,519 ♪ ♪ 513 00:18:14,619 --> 00:18:18,686 - [imitates bird cooing] 514 00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:20,930 - Hey, Harmony... 515 00:18:21,030 --> 00:18:22,974 Harmony's friend. 516 00:18:23,074 --> 00:18:24,857 - Susan. - Right. 517 00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:27,822 Look, we're sorry we let things get so out of control, 518 00:18:27,922 --> 00:18:29,666 fighting over our parents like that. 519 00:18:29,766 --> 00:18:31,629 - Yeah, they were just trying to make you feel welcome, 520 00:18:31,729 --> 00:18:34,634 and it just stirred up some insecurities in us 521 00:18:34,734 --> 00:18:36,838 that really have--have nothing to do with you. 522 00:18:36,938 --> 00:18:39,082 - Sorry for botching your first Hayworth Thanksgiving. 523 00:18:39,182 --> 00:18:40,885 - Thanksgiving was just never really a big deal 524 00:18:40,985 --> 00:18:42,288 for me growing up. 525 00:18:42,388 --> 00:18:43,770 It was always just me and my mum. 526 00:18:43,870 --> 00:18:46,054 My cousins died in the mine. 527 00:18:46,154 --> 00:18:48,458 I don't know--maybe I just put too much pressure on today, 528 00:18:48,558 --> 00:18:51,223 and then--yeah, then I went and ruined it. 529 00:18:51,323 --> 00:18:53,347 - Hey, you didn't ruin anything. 530 00:18:53,447 --> 00:18:54,669 Come here, sis. 531 00:18:54,769 --> 00:18:56,312 - Are we gonna talk about the mine? 532 00:18:56,412 --> 00:18:58,396 - You know what proves that you're a Hayworth 533 00:18:58,496 --> 00:19:00,199 more than any DNA test? 534 00:19:00,299 --> 00:19:02,603 The fact that you joined in on our special day of fighting. 535 00:19:02,703 --> 00:19:05,528 - Yeah, you're definitely one of us. 536 00:19:05,628 --> 00:19:07,932 - Aw, thank you, 'cause you really pissed me off. 537 00:19:08,032 --> 00:19:09,495 [all chuckle] 538 00:19:09,595 --> 00:19:11,018 - Yeah, I never should've coined that term-- 539 00:19:11,118 --> 00:19:12,420 "our special day of fighting." 540 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,143 It keeps haunting us. - Uh, what? 541 00:19:14,243 --> 00:19:15,866 You didn't. 542 00:19:15,966 --> 00:19:17,589 I did, the year that you threw candied yams at Connor. 543 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,713 - Excuse me, I coined it 544 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,877 on the Thanksgiving when we went to Ming Garden 545 00:19:21,977 --> 00:19:23,359 and you stormed out 546 00:19:23,459 --> 00:19:24,962 'cause I put duck sauce in your iced tea. 547 00:19:25,062 --> 00:19:26,485 - Candied yams was well before duck iced tea. 548 00:19:26,585 --> 00:19:28,648 - No, no, no, no, candied yams was after-- 549 00:19:28,748 --> 00:19:30,852 - No, it was--because we went to Six Flags that year. 550 00:19:30,952 --> 00:19:32,455 - We didn't go to Six Flags that year. 551 00:19:32,555 --> 00:19:33,817 - It happened at Six Flags. 552 00:19:33,917 --> 00:19:35,220 I remember because I'm the oldest. 553 00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:37,063 It happened when we went to Six Flags. 554 00:19:37,163 --> 00:19:38,786 - So this year, 555 00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:41,431 we're rooting for the Cavalier King Charles Spaniel-- 556 00:19:41,531 --> 00:19:43,394 small package, tons of personality. 557 00:19:43,494 --> 00:19:45,878 - I don't know. I've got my eye on the Maltese. 558 00:19:45,978 --> 00:19:47,722 - She may be a half-Hayworth, 559 00:19:47,822 --> 00:19:50,006 but she's also sort of half-Normal. 560 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,929 - And half bird. 561 00:19:52,029 --> 00:19:55,575 - [snickers] [laughter] 562 00:19:55,675 --> 00:19:57,739 We're not mean, are we? - Mm-mm. 563 00:19:57,839 --> 00:20:00,824 [indistinct chatter on TV] 564 00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:03,509 - You know, Harmony, you should come for Christmas. 565 00:20:03,609 --> 00:20:05,152 - Oh, we go all out. 566 00:20:05,252 --> 00:20:07,556 Yeah, one year I paid Tim Allen to fall off my roof. 567 00:20:07,656 --> 00:20:09,159 - [whispering] It wasn't Tim Allen. 568 00:20:09,259 --> 00:20:12,565 - Ah--[sighs] That is such a nice invitation. 569 00:20:12,665 --> 00:20:14,488 - But you're not coming. 570 00:20:14,588 --> 00:20:16,812 - Yeah, I think it might be a little soon. 571 00:20:16,912 --> 00:20:19,016 I mean, I-I've had so much fun with you guys, 572 00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:22,502 but, you know, your family's a lot. 573 00:20:22,602 --> 00:20:23,945 - Yeah, we've heard that before. 574 00:20:24,045 --> 00:20:25,467 - Yeah, for sure, for sure. 575 00:20:25,567 --> 00:20:27,571 - [whispering] But we're still taking you 576 00:20:28,613 --> 00:20:30,757 - [mouthing words] 577 00:20:30,857 --> 00:20:33,461 [cheers and applause, indistinct chatter on TV] 578 00:20:35,545 --> 00:20:37,128 - Oh, okay, you'll love this. 579 00:20:37,228 --> 00:20:39,351 You ever try negotiating your bedtime? 580 00:20:40,233 --> 00:20:41,936 Yeah, how'd that go? 581 00:20:42,036 --> 00:20:44,180 I heard about this puberty thing, 582 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,304 and, uh, no, thanks. 583 00:20:46,404 --> 00:20:48,107 You guys like impressions? - Yeah. 584 00:20:48,207 --> 00:20:49,229 - Yes! - All right. 585 00:20:49,329 --> 00:20:50,591 - Tell me if you know this one. 586 00:20:50,691 --> 00:20:51,994 [clears throat] 587 00:20:52,094 --> 00:20:53,797 [imitates crying] Boo-hoo! 588 00:20:53,897 --> 00:20:56,081 Nobody likes my book! 589 00:20:56,181 --> 00:20:57,804 - Oh! [laughter] 590 00:20:57,904 --> 00:20:59,086 - That is messed up. 591 00:20:59,186 --> 00:21:02,752 - Being a mum is so hard! 592 00:21:04,195 --> 00:21:06,659 - [laughs] - Oh, no. 593 00:21:06,759 --> 00:21:09,264 - Where do I recycle my soy milk? 594 00:21:09,364 --> 00:21:12,069 - [laughing] 595 00:21:12,169 --> 00:21:15,294 They're just like that. [snorts]