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It's dinner time.
I hope you don't mind but I've tried some already.
I can't wait to show you the rest.
- Hello? - Hi.
Do you have an appointment?
I don't actually.
I can go back later, I just thought...
Not at all.
Come, follow me upstairs.
Nathan, I feel quite faint.
I've got just the thing.
- A lollipop? - Sugar.
Makes the world feel sweeter.
Is there much more to do?
Actually, you're all done.
- Already? - Yeah.
And as you did so well, I'd like to take you out for dinner.
If you're not too full from that, of course.
I have a partner.
Can a man and woman not innocently go
out for dinner anymore?
As long as it's just dinner.
I told you not to have the creme brulee.
You've known me for five minutes
and you're already telling me what to do.
I like it.
Oh, I've ordered a taxi.
Just come with me.
It's too late.
Really?
Fine.
Come on, I could've got a taxi at this rate.
What's with the clingfilm?
I like to keep things sanitary.
Firstly, I have to say, thank you so much
for helping me reach 500 subscribers.
It's one small step, but one small step for man, right?
So we have something very special
for all you use watching today.
Or tomorrow or next week, you get the gist.
You all know me as a guy that unboxes game consoles,
mobile phones, anything you can go buy easily yourself
and get the same thrill that I get when I open the box.
The only difference is, you don't have to buy anything.
If you order anything from an unknown source,
you're doing so at your own risk.
This, my friends, is a mystery box,
Ordered from the dark web.
Cost me about 200 British pounds.
And he sent a black box just like this one,
and the rest is a mystery.
Anyway, I know what you're here for.
Let's get out of the box.
Okay, pretty self explanatory.
Erm, got some dolls here.
And the hands and feet have been replaced with heads.
So yeah.
Oh, there's a family photo here.
Yeah, we've got a family photo here
but the faces have been etched out.
So the only correlation I'm getting
at the moment is that this person is a freak.
Joker card.
Holy shit.
I can't really pinpoint where it all went wrong.
One thing I've come to realize since being in here is
that an addict never really remembers
why things turned out the way that they did.
What did you think will happen
when I run out of objects and people to see.
Selective timing.
After this.
No one here.
- Nathan? - Yes.
- And you are? - Noah.
Noah.
Take a seat.
How you doing it?
Much like everyone else.
We do our time and we get out as soon as we can.
- I'm meant the tattoos. - Ah, silly me.
This kit is made from various different items
from the canteen.
And so I usually ask for payment in extra materials.
Okay.
The tube is made from the shell of a pen
and the frame from a metal spoon.
Those are usually quite hard to come by in here.
I've attached those two together and added a motor
from a small shaver.
I usually drain at least three pens per day for my ink.
And mix up with some mouthwash for a better flow, of course.
And then lastly, the needles and battery is
where you lot come in.
Didn't realize it was such a party.
Well. I'm known to have quite the way with my hands.
So, after that, what are we going to have?
Noah's ark?
You're a comedian too.
I'm a free hander outside of here.
Just go for it.
What are you in for?
Oh, big question.
Big answer then, no?
Track marks, tattoos.
It's fine.
Can I speak?
But I'm worried that you're not in a fit state
to play a role in this.
If you really thought that then I wouldn't be here.
Nine girls have gone missing in the last three months,
in a 20 mile radius.
This young lady, Sophie Roberts,
I've got access to all of her social media accounts, emails,
browser history, which might help you move a little quicker.
This is skin.
This is scarification.
It's an ancient practice of branding the body
like cutting and picking out skin.
Quite fashionable actually.
Some kid reported a black mystery box
off the dark web a few days ago.
He found that and a few other random things.
I've had a look at some of these unboxings.
Maybe you should check them out.
What else have you got?
Well, the only lead we have,
their family and friends all claim
that they were planning to have a tattoo done
just before they disappeared.
Obviously we've checked CCTV, analyzed bank statements.
But to be honest, we're at a dead end.
What about the source of the skin?
It's a needle in a haystack.
The boxes are bought with Bitcoin currency,
which makes it untraceable.
The sites that are used to advertise the boxes are mirrored
around the world, which makes it impossible for us to trace.
Let's start with what we've got.
Well, I'll start tonight then.
Rehab?
Just give me a few weeks.
If we continue to feel as if we are not accepted,
our bodies, our minds, our souls will collapse
at the fate of those who have made us feel this way.
There is a greater opportunity for us out there.
Its destinations are expensive,
but we will thrive to succeed and meet those expectations.
It is essential to understand
that if your father's approval is not good
enough for you, then your worth among us here is invalid.
Eva, it's been three weeks.
How are you feeling?
- No bad. - How's the case?
I'm working on it.
- Russian again? - You know me.
People are asking questions.
The families are getting more distraught by the hour.
I'm trying my best.
- Look, I'll get back to you. - Don't you hang up
on me Eva.
Hello everyone.
My name is Eva.
My father was a surgeon, and like most fathers,
especially those in the medical profession,
Hmm hmm, hmm.
He had quite the distaste for art.
My argument was that my profession was artistically medical.
I help people transform themselves into something new.
I like that.
There.
Take a look in the mirror.
What a strange sensation.
Scarification?
- Why scar people? - Demand.
60?
- Thank you. - Thank you.
Don't look like your kind of place.
Well, I don't get out much,
but I'm trying to be more adventurous.
Drink?
Two shots please.
So are you here on your own?
- With a friend. - Okay.
Allow me.
Wow, such soft skin.
Cheers.
What's your name?
Lucy.
Hello love.
Are you waiting for the raised tape are you?
Thanks.
It's fine.
I said, it's fine.
Wait, I know you.
Oh.
You don't remember me.
Of course.
You don't seem too sure.
I see a lot of faces in one day,
but not too many scars like that.
How's it healing?
As good as an intentional scar can heal, I guess.
Good to hear.
Anyway, small world.
Make sure you keep treating it like I told you
and have fun.
Oh wait.
You're the expert.
Fancy showing me around?
- On one condition. - And the condition was?
Not to spend it on anything ridiculous.
So you bought a tattoo studio in response
to, "Don't spend it on something ridiculous."
Try telling these people here
that any of this is ridiculous.
I had a friend who said that ink to the skin
makes a normal being a freak.
And you agree with him?
If individuality means I'm a freak,
then a freak I shall be.
What are you doing here?
The same thing you're doing here.
Admiring art at its finest.
I noticed you don't have any tattoos.
A tattoo artist with no tattoos.
It intrigues me.
Would you like to get a bite to eat?
I've eaten but thanks for the offer.
Oh, a drink then?
Now that I can do.
Good, wow.
- So where are you from? - Moscow.
And why the move here?
Change of scenery.
Ah, change of temperature no?
Hmm, cold hands.
Warm heart.
So come on then, why no tattoos?
Scared of the pain?
Because I'm too greedy.
What do you mean?
I like my skin to be as clear as it is now.
But if I started, I wouldn't be able to stop.
When a customer sits in that chair and tells me
to do what I want, I get selfish.
I give them exactly what I would have.
Good answer.
And what does this mean?
What nourishes me destroys me.
Earlier I asked you what you were doing here
and you said you were admiring art.
You are a good listener.
But what are you doing here in London?
I'm a Russian spy, ordered to poison
the prime minister with novichok.
I'm sorry, I wasn't expecting that.
Wasn't expecting that, right?
I'm glad you enjoy my sense of humor.
Thanks for the chat.
You know where to find me.
- Eva. - Nathaniel but,
you can call me Nathan.
Hmm, Nathan,
Mia, Mia, Mia.
Somebody should've got you, attacked in your home.
But let's have some fun, huh.
What?
Argh!
Look.
And I thought you were going to say something.
Mia, Mia.
Hmm, you taste good.
Argh, argh, argh!
Hello Terry.
Hello Suzy.
Hello Stanley.
How are you?
It's dinner time.
I hope you don't mind but I've tried some already.
It's good.
You'll enjoy it.
But, before you eat, I just wanted your advice.
What do you think of this?
Good, good.
I'm, I'm glad you like it.
I can't wait to show you the rest.
Feeding my pet became more difficult.
That's when you knew you'd hit rock bottom.
Hmm, you're telling me.
Well, what's his name?
Stanley.
My nephew's called Stanley.
He was a big eater.
Stopped with the kiddies meals when he was four.
Expensive.
What did you do, let him starve?
Never.
He was my responsibility.
And, I had to eat too.
So how's it coming up there?
Yeah, it's good.
Look, if you keep quiet and don't cause any disruptions
upstairs or down there, then feel free
to carry on as you are.
Don't worry Nigel, I will.
Would you like some?
All done.
So why this design?
My girlfriend actually had the same tattoo.
She went missing.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I think you did it.
- Did what? - The tattoo.
Oh.
Have you ever thought about trying something different?
What do you mean?
It's called scarification.
It decorates the skin in a more surgical manner.
Trust me.
Oh yeah, have you got a cab number I could have?
Don't worry.
Give me two minutes to finish up and I'll give you a lift.
- Are you sure? - It's fine.
So do you live far from here?
Not too far.
Why the clingfilm on the seats?
Aesthetic.
Can you grab that for me, Lola.
What the fuck.
You can scream as loud as you like,
but nobody's going to hear you.
You're fucking twisted.
I prefer contorted but thanks for the compliment.
What are you going to do to me?
Oh, don't worry, you'll see.
Fun fact.
In Hebrew, my name means, "He gives."
The irony, he does.
No, no, no.
- You sick bastard. - You just wasted
good meat.
He gives.
Hi, Eva, long time no speak.
- You're telling me. - Well, I'm a busy guy.
I'm a busy lady, but I'm free tonight, if you are?
So you're not free if I'm not free.
You're too funny.
Er, look, how about I come to yours
and I'll cook and bring it over.
Hmm, I'm a vegetarian.
Noted.
Hello world, I'm Jack out of the box,
and welcome to today's video.
Firstly, I have to start this video
by expressing my gratitude, all the liking,
the sharing and all the love I got from my last unboxing.
Because of you guys, I'm now over 10,000 subscribers,
which is absolutely insane.
For anyone that didn't get to watch my last unboxing,
you are here now.
In my last video, I received this skin-colored wallet.
As you can see, it's pretty grim.
And yeah, I think that's like a human tattoo.
And on that note, I am sorry
that I've not posted in a while,
but that shit can really mess a guy up.
Which is why I'm doing it again today.
Let's get out of the box.
So, one thing you'll probably notice about this box,
it's substantially bigger from the last one.
Sadly cost was substantially bigger too but let's hope
what's inside makes that price worth it, right?
Let's check it out.
Predictable.
And intriguing.
Still, as you can see, we've got more dolls.
Dog food.
Don't really want to be feeding that my pet but,
it looks pretty concealed though so,
maybe I'll save it for when I've spent all my money
on mystery boxes and can't afford to feed the cat.
I have no words for this.
Okay, now this is strange.
This is very strange.
Let's move this out of the way.
As you know, from my last unboxing,
everything was out in the open, ready for me to say,
as soon as I opened it.
But what I have here instructs me to open it twice.
Let's give it a go.
It's all soft.
It smells too.
Ah, huh.
Guys.
Oh my God, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
Oh my god guys, I don't know if you can see this but.
Ah, it's a heart.
It still says, "Open me twice" though.
Surely not.
oh my god no.
Agh.
It's a USB.
Holy shit, what the fuck.
Well, here goes nothing then.
There's only one file, and it's called cornucopia.
Guys, I'm sorry, we're going to have to leave it there.
Special delivery.
Nice place.
It's rental.
- You drink red? - Yeah.
- Blind leading the blind. - So today's class is
a demonstration of a classic saying.
It's like the blind leading the blind.
Changing one of those elements
to the deaf leading the blind is going to prove difficult.
Like right now, only half of you in this room can see me.
Do not think that if the father had the ability to see us
and to see every action that we made,
our punishments would lead us to a more perfect place.
I will leave you with that thought.
Remember, communication is vital to this task
and it will help you realize
how important communication will be
in your future choices that you make.
When you return home, you shall not fail yourself.
When the father returns to this present land,
we shall not fail him.
We shall fulfill him.
Please pass your cross stitch set
to your blindfolded partner.
The deaf person opposite can only see
the design you will form.
The blind can only stitch via their instruction.
Please begin.
How's it taste?
Means perfect in Russia..
I should have guessed.
What nourishes me destroys me.
Excuse me?
The tattoo.
Hmm, yeah and why nourish myself
with something so innocent?
Not only am I destroying a being with no voice,
but also myself.
Nourishing but destroying.
How long?
I've never eaten meat.
What, it's never crossed your mind?
Not really.
Can I persuade you to try some?
No, I'm good thanks.
Why not just smell it first?
I can smell it from here.
Just take in the scents and the aromas.
I said no.
Ah oh!
- Look, I'm sorry. - No, no, it's fine.
Look, just leave it.
I am just going to take upstairs to get changed.
Ah, you really shouldn't have.
It was my mother's.
- Hi. - Just come with me.
What's with the clingfilm.
I know that sounds strange.
I've donated most of them, but this was my favorite one.
You don't think your mother would mind?
Not at all.
This is really weird, but okay.
I want this.
You can have it.
What the fuck you doing here?
How did you get in?
You left your keys in the door.
Huh.
Good timing.
So?
We've got a mountain to climb.
Well, tell me about Nathan.
Yes, he does scarification.
Yes, he's a tattoo artist.
He also happens to be very strange.
But he doesn't tick all the boxes.
Does he tick your box?
- Excuse me? - Your methods are effective
- but dangerous. - But look at the results.
At some point, you're going to have to give me
some more to work with.
You can't do this alone.
When I've got something to give, you can have it.
I've got this.
- Hi. - Hi, sorry,
- we're fully booked. - No, no,
I'm friends with Nathan.
Can I just pop up and see him quickly.
Oh, Nathan handed in his notice this morning.
I don't understand.
He got here before me, left a note on my desk.
Erm, he's gone.
But this is Nathan's studio.
He bought it with his mother's inheritance a few years ago.
No, this is my studio.
But he told me.
He was probably trying to impress you.
Nathan was just an apprentice.
No, I left.
They didn't know anything, and you just left.
It wasn't the right place to be anymore.
Oh.
Oh, don't enjoy the pain?
I used to, not anymore.
Don't have any tattoos yourself?
Not exactly.
Do you know where he is now?
I don't.
Okay, er thank you.
Nathan?
What does it mean?
What nourishes me, destroys me.
Eva what's up?
You were right.
About what?
I'll tell you in person.
No, you need to tell me now.
Eva.
Good evening everyone.
The shopping center will be close in five minutes.
Please make your way safely to the nearest available exit,
and a very merry Christmas to you all.
Nathan?
It's game over.
So, you found the keys then.
It's time to quit the act.
It's time to quit the accent, don't you think?
- Did you take the girls? - There she is.
Just tell me where they are
and you won't be in half as much shit as you are right now.
Let me spell it out for you.
I tattooed those girls.
And I made them feel good about themselves.
And then, when I'm finished, I cut off their skin
and eat them.
Whatever I can't finish, I share with these guys.
How can you live with yourself?
Someone's hungry.
Eva?
Eva!
we could have been a force to be reckoned with.
Star crossed lovers.
I wish I could say that things would be different now.
But they can't.
Argh, argh!
Oh, ah, oh.
Sophie.
- Who are you? - Police.
Let's get you out of here.
She's not waking up.
Why are you doing this?
I was actually well on my way to finishing up
before I met you.
Finishing what?
I never enjoyed sport before.
Never understood it.
But now that I'm the bat and you're the ball.
It all seems a lot more appealing.
You're disgusting.
Oh.
Now now.
You and I, we covered all the bases.
But now it's time for the home run.
The thing with my profession is,
I give,
and I take.
Hi, Nathaniel.
Yes, can I help you?
DI Janice Jordan.
Mind if I come in?
May I ask why you're here?
There've been a series of disappearances
in the past few months.
It's procedure to check places like these
before people start asking questions.
What do you think?
About what, this place?
A fun place in the '90s I believe.
Huh, I remember.
You sleep here?
It's better than a shop door.
Oh, it's been locked for years.
They never gave me the key.
Ah, public toilets.
Feel free.
I like to keep things simple.
I'm really rather busy and I've been amicable enough.
I think it's time you left.
I'm looking for Eva.
What are you suggesting?
I really think it's time you left.
I can come out with a warrant.
You do that.
Good luck with the renovations.
I look forward to seeing them.
Eva.
Do you know why my name is Eva?
It means to live.
To live life.
My gift to you is death.
Argh, ugh, argh.
Look what you've done to her.
That's life.
We live and we die.
Don't worry, you're not going anywhere just yet.
I need you.
I have something very special
for all you viewers watching today.
Because you know why?
One million subscribers, can't believe it.
So yeah, this is another mystery box.
Cost me just shot 2,000 British pounds.
And as you can see, I've already opened it,
but I've got to share it with you.
It looks like an item of clothing,
and as you can see, it's got loads of details on it.
The problem is it feels like human skin,
but it's probably pigskin, right?
And you're all done.
Thanks, cheers, mate.
Haven't gotten any batteries.
These are bad for your health.
Suit yourself.
Oh well, I leave today.
- No fucking way. - Yeah.
You're my last customer.
So you're getting out early?
Four years, death by careless driving.
Eva?
Hey!
I was trapped on top of that building for 15 hours.
So come on then, when's the trial?
There is no trial.
Of course, but it's all there.
Forensics found nothing.
But he's being sentenced right?
Four years careless driving.
He's a very clever man.
But I'm a very patient lady.
The only blood they found was mine.
Don't forget, snitches get stitches.
I see what you did there.
Be safe.
Long time no see.
I've been busy.
It's good to see you.
You did good.
We're family.
But this, this is all you.
Thank you all for joining us at this ceremonious event.
Please stand.
What you have all succeeded in has helped us make
the next step towards making the world a better place,
for our children, ourselves, and the father.
The powers that be have confirmed
that the father is finally upon us.
What nourishes me, destroys me.
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