1 00:00:13,055 --> 00:00:15,432 ♪ ♪ 2 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:25,067 ♪ ♪ 3 00:00:26,735 --> 00:00:28,570 ‐ I got a bad feeling about this. 4 00:00:28,570 --> 00:00:31,323 GUNTHER: Oh, I love this. You kidding me? 5 00:00:31,323 --> 00:00:32,866 We shop online way too much. 6 00:00:32,866 --> 00:00:34,952 This is the Amazon of the streets. 7 00:00:34,952 --> 00:00:36,954 CLOVIS: All right, man, can you both chill, bro? 8 00:00:36,954 --> 00:00:39,748 Just relax and act like you've been here before. 9 00:00:39,748 --> 00:00:40,958 KEEF: I could be drawing right now. 10 00:00:40,958 --> 00:00:42,417 What are we doing? 11 00:00:42,417 --> 00:00:44,086 ‐ Ah‐ah! Caw‐caw! 12 00:00:44,086 --> 00:00:45,254 ‐ What are you doing? 13 00:00:45,254 --> 00:00:48,006 ♪ ♪ 14 00:00:48,006 --> 00:00:49,383 ‐ What up? You got my shit? 15 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,592 ‐ You got my money? 16 00:00:50,592 --> 00:00:52,052 ‐ The fuck I look like, Boo‐Boo the fool? 17 00:00:52,052 --> 00:00:53,637 I already paid you, man. 18 00:00:53,637 --> 00:00:55,013 I Venmoed you. 19 00:00:55,013 --> 00:00:56,765 ‐ Did he really just say Venmo? 20 00:00:56,765 --> 00:00:58,684 What, apps are taking over the black market now? 21 00:00:58,684 --> 00:00:59,768 Geez. 22 00:00:59,768 --> 00:01:01,395 ‐ Why don't we just go to a store? 23 00:01:01,395 --> 00:01:03,272 ‐ Okay, first of all, we can't go to a store. 24 00:01:03,272 --> 00:01:04,731 These sneakers are exclusive. 25 00:01:04,731 --> 00:01:07,150 Stores sell out. Stores have lines. 26 00:01:07,150 --> 00:01:09,194 I come here, I get multiple pairs, 27 00:01:09,194 --> 00:01:11,613 I flip 'em later on, right, for more money, 28 00:01:11,613 --> 00:01:12,698 keep all the profit. 29 00:01:12,698 --> 00:01:14,575 Get it? All right. 30 00:01:14,575 --> 00:01:15,909 Let me make sure that's that good shit 31 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,870 that's pure. 32 00:01:18,870 --> 00:01:20,455 The fuck is this? ‐ It's a flyer, man. 33 00:01:20,455 --> 00:01:21,790 Climate change walkout next week. 34 00:01:21,790 --> 00:01:23,125 Drew it myself. 35 00:01:23,125 --> 00:01:24,751 ‐ Don't give a fuck about climate change, nigga. 36 00:01:24,751 --> 00:01:26,253 Hey, stop putting that shit in my box, man. 37 00:01:26,253 --> 00:01:28,213 ‐ One leaf at a time, man. 38 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:30,382 Save the air, man. You gotta care. 39 00:01:30,382 --> 00:01:31,967 You too, Curly. You gotta come down. 40 00:01:31,967 --> 00:01:33,510 CLOVIS: I gotta get a new connect. 41 00:01:33,510 --> 00:01:35,178 I don't talk to crackpots. 42 00:01:35,178 --> 00:01:36,513 ‐ Have a good one, you guys. 43 00:01:36,513 --> 00:01:37,931 Mr. Clovis, I'll see you next week, dawg. 44 00:01:40,684 --> 00:01:44,938 ♪ ♪ 45 00:01:47,983 --> 00:01:54,614 ♪ ♪ 46 00:01:56,700 --> 00:01:59,703 ‐ Are you going flip this? ‐ You should be proud of them. 47 00:02:03,498 --> 00:02:04,833 ‐ Keef Knight. 48 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:06,376 ‐ Hey! Ayana. AYANA: Hey. 49 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:07,919 You scrub the Internet clean yet? 50 00:02:07,919 --> 00:02:09,004 ‐ Actually, that's funny. 51 00:02:09,004 --> 00:02:12,633 But I do wanna show you something. 52 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:15,427 Check this out. Toast‐N‐Butter 2.0. 53 00:02:15,427 --> 00:02:17,137 TOAST: I knead to kneel. 54 00:02:17,137 --> 00:02:20,474 BUTTER: Whoa. That's some sour dough. 55 00:02:20,474 --> 00:02:23,810 ‐ Ah, "Breakfast of champions." Nice. 56 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:25,187 I like you again. 57 00:02:25,187 --> 00:02:27,189 ‐ I might start liking you again if you run my stuff. 58 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:28,690 ‐ Oh, okay. ‐ Okay. 59 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:32,319 ‐ Ah, you know I built his desk, right? 60 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,862 ‐ Excuse me? 61 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:36,031 ‐ No, I'm saying, if you ever need anything done, 62 00:02:36,031 --> 00:02:37,032 I'm your man. 63 00:02:37,032 --> 00:02:38,408 I can do that, you know? 64 00:02:38,408 --> 00:02:40,744 ‐ Yeah. If I need anything, I'm my man. 65 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:42,037 ‐ Yo, 'sup? ‐ Oh. 66 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:43,538 ‐ Hey, what the fuck? ‐ Uh... 67 00:02:43,538 --> 00:02:45,666 ‐ Oh, boy. Oh, damn! 68 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:47,918 Sorry, I, uh‐‐ I actually just sold my shirt 69 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:49,336 to some pop‐up bro over there. 70 00:02:49,336 --> 00:02:50,462 50 bucks. Can you believe it? 71 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,255 ‐ Wow. There's more of them. 72 00:02:52,255 --> 00:02:54,216 Uh, do you know any normal people? 73 00:02:54,216 --> 00:02:55,467 ‐ Define "normal." 74 00:02:55,467 --> 00:02:57,427 ‐ Oh. Define "people." 75 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:59,012 ‐ Okay. 76 00:02:59,012 --> 00:03:00,889 What? "Sold out"? 77 00:03:00,889 --> 00:03:02,224 I've been waiting for three hours. 78 00:03:02,224 --> 00:03:04,226 ‐ Ay, so you know what's crazy? 79 00:03:04,226 --> 00:03:05,894 Um, I actually sell shoes. 80 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:07,646 You know, we just came from picking up some joints. 81 00:03:07,646 --> 00:03:09,481 ‐ No promises, but send me your new stuff. 82 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,191 ‐ Okay. ‐ Yes, of course, thank you. 83 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:12,651 ‐ Bye, Keef. ‐ All right, take it easy. 84 00:03:12,651 --> 00:03:14,236 ‐ See you later. ‐ Wow. 85 00:03:14,236 --> 00:03:15,362 ‐ Bye. 86 00:03:15,362 --> 00:03:17,698 See you later, baby. 87 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:19,700 Hey, who was that? KEEF: Never gonna happen. 88 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:23,912 But she actually done it. ‐ But she do, though. 89 00:03:23,912 --> 00:03:25,163 ‐ And that's the interesting part. 90 00:03:25,163 --> 00:03:26,289 ‐ Hey. Keef Knight. 91 00:03:26,289 --> 00:03:27,374 KEEF: Yeah. 92 00:03:27,374 --> 00:03:28,792 ‐ Toast‐N‐Butter. ‐ Yes. 93 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:29,918 ‐ Hey, man, I'm a fan. ‐ Yes. 94 00:03:29,918 --> 00:03:31,878 Aw, thank you, man. I appreciate that. 95 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:33,755 ‐ Hey, do you think you could sign something for me? 96 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,132 ‐ Sure, yeah. 97 00:03:35,132 --> 00:03:36,425 CLOVIS: Who this person again? 98 00:03:38,343 --> 00:03:39,803 ‐ You've been served. 99 00:03:39,803 --> 00:03:42,764 ‐ What? 100 00:03:42,764 --> 00:03:45,600 Bloom & Hill? ‐ Fuck. 101 00:03:48,019 --> 00:03:50,355 KEEF: It's a cease and desist from Bloom & Hill. 102 00:03:50,355 --> 00:03:52,107 It says here that they own the rights 103 00:03:52,107 --> 00:03:53,150 to Toast‐N‐Butter, 104 00:03:53,150 --> 00:03:55,235 and that if I post any more comics, 105 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:57,028 they will sue. 106 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:58,864 GUNTHER: What? But they're yours! 107 00:03:58,864 --> 00:04:01,783 Like, you, like, birthed them. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 108 00:04:01,783 --> 00:04:04,786 ‐ I know, but I also gave away those rights when I signed. 109 00:04:04,786 --> 00:04:07,372 ‐ You are a terrible mother. 110 00:04:07,372 --> 00:04:09,166 CLOVIS: Ooh, shit. 111 00:04:09,166 --> 00:04:10,834 ‐ What? What? 112 00:04:10,834 --> 00:04:12,127 And don't say "woke equals broke." 113 00:04:12,127 --> 00:04:14,588 What is it? ‐ Well, in your case, it does. 114 00:04:14,588 --> 00:04:17,048 Yeah, they say they want their advance back, my brother. 115 00:04:17,048 --> 00:04:20,218 ‐ Let me see that. 116 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:21,761 ‐ Oh, fuck. 117 00:04:21,761 --> 00:04:23,305 ‐ I spent all of this money. 118 00:04:23,305 --> 00:04:24,306 GUNTHER: Fuck that. 119 00:04:24,306 --> 00:04:26,099 Fight it. Go to court. 120 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:27,642 CLOVIS: Mm‐hmm. ‐ How am I gonna go to court? 121 00:04:27,642 --> 00:04:29,770 I have no money. I can't afford an attorney. 122 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,229 ‐ You better figure something out. 123 00:04:31,229 --> 00:04:32,939 Mrs. Chang would've let you slide, 124 00:04:32,939 --> 00:04:34,316 but as your temporary landlord, 125 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:37,068 I'm gonna be coming for that rent check real soon, 126 00:04:37,068 --> 00:04:38,612 and I'm coming in hot. 127 00:04:38,612 --> 00:04:40,739 CLOVIS: Don't even worry about what he talking about. 128 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:43,158 It's the gig economy, right? Think about it. 129 00:04:43,158 --> 00:04:44,659 There's a lot of stuff you can do for money. 130 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,286 You can drop off somebody groceries, 131 00:04:46,286 --> 00:04:47,913 deliver somebody weed, 132 00:04:47,913 --> 00:04:50,248 hell, you can drop off somebody step‐kids at school. 133 00:04:50,248 --> 00:04:52,834 ‐ Well, why does it have to be step‐kids? 134 00:04:52,834 --> 00:04:55,420 ‐ Because who gonna send their real kids with Keef? 135 00:04:55,420 --> 00:04:58,381 ‐ Hmm. 136 00:04:58,381 --> 00:05:01,092 CLOVIS: Hey, real talk though? 137 00:05:01,092 --> 00:05:02,385 You gotta do something. 138 00:05:02,385 --> 00:05:06,807 ♪ ♪ 139 00:05:06,807 --> 00:05:08,433 ‐ One week, max. 140 00:05:08,433 --> 00:05:09,726 ‐ One week, max. 141 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,102 ‐ Because I'm an artist. 142 00:05:11,102 --> 00:05:12,854 Look, I'll be fine. I don't wanna do this forever. 143 00:05:12,854 --> 00:05:14,481 It's temporary. It really is. 144 00:05:14,481 --> 00:05:17,818 You know, I get in, I get out. 145 00:05:17,818 --> 00:05:19,820 Two weeks, max. ‐ Two weeks, max. 146 00:05:19,820 --> 00:05:21,488 KEEF: Because this is the gig economy. 147 00:05:21,488 --> 00:05:22,697 Right? That's why it exists. 148 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:25,617 For folks like me to‐‐ to bridge that gap 149 00:05:25,617 --> 00:05:27,077 and, it sounds cliché, 150 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:30,413 but turn my dreams into a reality. 151 00:05:30,413 --> 00:05:32,958 ♪ ♪ 152 00:05:32,958 --> 00:05:34,125 Six weeks, max. 153 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:39,297 ♪ ♪ 154 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:42,676 MARKER: Rideshare? 155 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,469 You didn't think this whole thing through. 156 00:05:44,469 --> 00:05:45,846 The gig economy is a hamster wheel 157 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:47,138 that smothers revolt. 158 00:05:47,138 --> 00:05:48,348 You should be starting a revolution, 159 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:49,474 not a Ford Fusion! 160 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,518 ‐ Okay now. MARKER: Here's an idea. 161 00:05:51,518 --> 00:05:54,396 Just say no to the bullshit and draw some new shit. 162 00:05:54,396 --> 00:05:55,939 Here's another idea. 163 00:05:55,939 --> 00:05:58,859 Make sure the new shit ain't about that bullshit! 164 00:05:58,859 --> 00:06:00,902 ‐ You done? Can I work, please? 165 00:06:00,902 --> 00:06:02,028 MARKER: Nah, buddy. 166 00:06:02,028 --> 00:06:03,572 Rideshare is not the move. 167 00:06:03,572 --> 00:06:04,948 It only leads to violence. 168 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:06,199 Didn't you see Taxi Driver? 169 00:06:06,199 --> 00:06:08,243 KEEF: Shut the fuck up! 170 00:06:09,119 --> 00:06:10,996 ‐ Yeah. I got you, baby. 171 00:06:10,996 --> 00:06:12,539 ‐ Man, I'm feeling Chinese. 172 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:13,999 Wanna hit Gain Wah? 173 00:06:13,999 --> 00:06:16,042 ‐ Yeah, gimme one second, bro. 174 00:06:16,042 --> 00:06:18,753 I'm low‐key cyber‐stalking Ayana. 175 00:06:18,753 --> 00:06:21,464 ‐ What's the difference between low‐key cyber‐stalking 176 00:06:21,464 --> 00:06:24,551 and then just, I don't know, plain old cyber‐stalking? 177 00:06:24,551 --> 00:06:26,011 ‐ One sounds less creepy. 178 00:06:26,011 --> 00:06:27,429 ‐ Oh. No, no. 179 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,389 That's not true at all. ‐ Mm‐hmm, yes, it does. 180 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:31,057 ‐ So Gain Wah? 181 00:06:31,057 --> 00:06:32,225 ‐ I'll probably just Postmate it. 182 00:06:32,225 --> 00:06:33,935 That's cool? ‐ No, no, no, no, no. 183 00:06:33,935 --> 00:06:35,395 We're going to the brick‐and‐mortar. 184 00:06:35,395 --> 00:06:37,314 ‐ Bro, we can watch Rick and Morty right here. 185 00:06:37,314 --> 00:06:38,523 Just take a seat, brother. Come on. 186 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:40,609 ‐ No, the brick‐and‐mortar. 187 00:06:40,609 --> 00:06:42,944 An actual store. A place of business. 188 00:06:42,944 --> 00:06:45,405 A destination where there's humans 189 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:46,823 cooking food for you. 190 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:48,033 ‐ Right. 191 00:06:48,033 --> 00:06:49,492 That's like where Postmates goes, right, 192 00:06:49,492 --> 00:06:51,536 and humans still cook the food, and they pick it up 193 00:06:51,536 --> 00:06:53,371 and bring it to me and you. 194 00:06:53,371 --> 00:06:55,373 ‐ This is the reason we're losing our humanity. 195 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,584 There's no personal connection. 196 00:06:57,584 --> 00:06:59,669 Not to mention, you are lining the pockets of‐‐ 197 00:06:59,669 --> 00:07:01,087 ‐ Tech bros? 198 00:07:01,087 --> 00:07:02,505 Big business? 199 00:07:02,505 --> 00:07:04,215 Blah, blah, blah. 200 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:06,217 You make friendship hard. 201 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:08,345 Dude, I am sick of this secondhand woke shit. 202 00:07:08,345 --> 00:07:12,057 It is "white boy wasted," not "white boy woke." 203 00:07:12,057 --> 00:07:15,143 Let's go. 204 00:07:15,143 --> 00:07:18,355 ‐ So is that low‐key or high‐key stalking? 205 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,774 ‐ First of all, this is regular‐key. 206 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:22,233 Look, sneakers her weakness. 207 00:07:22,233 --> 00:07:25,153 That's what your boy is about to exploit. 208 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:26,363 ‐ Gunther Morris. 209 00:07:26,363 --> 00:07:28,114 You are a temporary landlord. 210 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,324 Temporary. 211 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:30,950 Which means you can't just come in here 212 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:32,744 and change the way we do things. 213 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:36,289 We've always paid the rent with Zelle, Venmo, PayPal, 214 00:07:36,289 --> 00:07:38,792 any of the other 50 apps that I could name right now. 215 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:40,001 ‐ I may be temporary, 216 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:42,295 but Mrs. Chang put me in charge, all right? 217 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,173 And I plan to wield that power like a weapon 218 00:07:45,173 --> 00:07:48,385 because it pleases me. 219 00:07:48,385 --> 00:07:49,969 ‐ Okay, well, I'm not paying by check, 220 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:51,054 so I hope that pleases you. 221 00:07:51,054 --> 00:07:52,806 ‐ Mm, yeah, you are, okay? 222 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,517 If I can't fold your rent into origami, 223 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:56,518 I ain't taking it. 224 00:07:56,518 --> 00:07:58,520 ‐ Why would you fold my rent? 225 00:07:58,520 --> 00:07:59,646 That makes no sense. 226 00:07:59,646 --> 00:08:01,815 ‐ Good day, sir. Step aside? 227 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:04,693 A landlord wishes to pass through his hallway. 228 00:08:04,693 --> 00:08:07,070 Clovis? Onward. 229 00:08:07,070 --> 00:08:08,279 Our meal awaits. 230 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:13,785 ♪ ♪ 231 00:08:13,785 --> 00:08:15,704 ‐ Can't believe you made me walk down all them stairs. 232 00:08:15,704 --> 00:08:17,122 We could've Postmated this shit. 233 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,164 ‐ Your landlord is buying. 234 00:08:20,875 --> 00:08:22,293 ‐ Nah, it's just been a crazy day, you know? 235 00:08:22,293 --> 00:08:24,671 I had a‐‐I had a mom throw three kids in the backseat 236 00:08:24,671 --> 00:08:26,923 and say, "Take them to school!" 237 00:08:26,923 --> 00:08:29,509 You ever heard of Toast‐N‐Butter? 238 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,886 You ever hear of a comic strip? 239 00:08:31,886 --> 00:08:33,638 Had a guy give me an envelope, 240 00:08:33,638 --> 00:08:36,224 drove it across town, slid it under a door, 241 00:08:36,224 --> 00:08:39,728 so pretty sure I did a drug deal. 242 00:08:44,482 --> 00:08:47,777 ♪ ♪ 243 00:08:47,777 --> 00:08:50,363 Oh. 244 00:08:53,324 --> 00:08:55,702 KIMMEL: ♪ Oh, I'm living the good life ♪ 245 00:08:55,702 --> 00:08:57,370 ♪ Oh ♪ 246 00:08:57,370 --> 00:08:59,205 ♪ Yeah, that's the way I want it ♪ 247 00:09:01,082 --> 00:09:02,959 ♪ Oh, I'm living the good, good, good life ♪ 248 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:04,836 ♪ Yeah, that's the way I want it ♪ 249 00:09:04,836 --> 00:09:07,380 ♪ Oh, I'm living the good life ♪ 250 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,673 ♪ Oh ♪ 251 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:10,884 ♪ Yeah, that's the way I want it ♪ 252 00:09:13,928 --> 00:09:19,726 ♪ ♪ 253 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,061 ‐ Okay, this is good. This is good. 254 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,855 I can, um... 255 00:09:23,855 --> 00:09:25,273 nope, this sucks. 256 00:09:25,273 --> 00:09:27,859 ♪ ♪ 257 00:09:27,859 --> 00:09:30,445 KIMMEL: ♪ Something amazing gonna happen ♪ 258 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,240 ‐ Can we not do that with the‐‐ with the sauce and stuff? 259 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:36,159 KIMMEL: ♪ I'm living the good life, oh ♪ 260 00:09:36,159 --> 00:09:38,536 ‐ ‐ Are you okay? 261 00:09:38,536 --> 00:09:39,996 ‐ No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 262 00:09:39,996 --> 00:09:41,289 What are you doing? BOTH: Eat more chicken. 263 00:09:41,289 --> 00:09:42,582 KEEF: No, no, no, that's not the way to go. 264 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:45,126 ‐ She's fine! She's fine. 265 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:53,760 ‐ I didn't even do anything. 266 00:09:53,760 --> 00:09:54,761 I didn't even‐‐ 267 00:09:56,137 --> 00:09:57,722 Oh. 268 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:07,440 Okay. 269 00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:10,527 ♪ ♪ 270 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:12,070 Ah. Let's see here. 271 00:10:12,070 --> 00:10:13,530 All right, where am I going? 272 00:10:13,530 --> 00:10:16,032 435... 273 00:10:16,032 --> 00:10:17,659 Martodd. All right. 274 00:10:17,659 --> 00:10:19,285 GPS: All right. Let's go. 275 00:10:19,285 --> 00:10:20,954 Turn right on Balboa. KEEF: Right. 276 00:10:20,954 --> 00:10:22,956 GPS: Then turn left on Arguello. 277 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:25,583 Or not. ‐ What? 278 00:10:25,583 --> 00:10:27,502 GPS: This is not the type of guidance I usually give, 279 00:10:27,502 --> 00:10:29,379 but pull the plug on me. 280 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,005 On the app. ‐ Oh, come on. 281 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:32,966 GPS: Seriously, I'm trying to help you here. 282 00:10:32,966 --> 00:10:35,218 What are you waiting for? ‐ 283 00:10:35,218 --> 00:10:36,636 GPS: Do the right thing 284 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:39,305 and drop this Driving Miss Daisy shtick. 285 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:40,640 ‐ Well, you know, I would if I could, 286 00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,934 but unfortunately, I have to pay back an advance. 287 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:45,103 Eat. You know, food? 288 00:10:45,103 --> 00:10:46,563 And then I have to buy OxiClean 289 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,815 so I can remove whatever stains are in my backseat. 290 00:10:48,815 --> 00:10:51,776 GPS: Have you even finished a comic? 291 00:10:51,776 --> 00:10:53,361 How much did you make today? 292 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:54,821 Hmm? 293 00:10:54,821 --> 00:10:56,239 ‐ $61? 294 00:10:56,239 --> 00:10:58,449 ‐ $61. 295 00:10:58,449 --> 00:10:59,784 CLOVIS: I could've made more than that 296 00:10:59,784 --> 00:11:02,871 in 15 minutes on OnlyFans eating my Reese's. 297 00:11:02,871 --> 00:11:05,957 Shit, people love watching me eat my Reese's. 298 00:11:05,957 --> 00:11:09,460 ‐ Honestly, you make them look like they taste so good. 299 00:11:09,460 --> 00:11:10,545 ‐ Mm‐hmm. 300 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:11,546 ‐ I mean, seriously, guys. 301 00:11:11,546 --> 00:11:12,755 What the hell? 302 00:11:12,755 --> 00:11:14,465 People don't survive on $61. 303 00:11:14,465 --> 00:11:15,717 ‐ Worldwide? 304 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,510 Man, that shit global upper‐middle class. 305 00:11:17,510 --> 00:11:18,595 ‐ Oh, shit. 306 00:11:18,595 --> 00:11:20,263 Somebody's been watching Frontline. 307 00:11:20,263 --> 00:11:21,598 ‐ True, true. I be learning. 308 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,308 ‐ I'm so screwed. 309 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:24,392 I'm so screwed. 310 00:11:24,392 --> 00:11:25,768 You know how much this car costs? 311 00:11:25,768 --> 00:11:27,979 If I quit now, I literally lose money. 312 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,939 ‐ See, that's because you're on the hamster wheel. 313 00:11:29,939 --> 00:11:32,066 That's why I only work for myself. 314 00:11:32,066 --> 00:11:33,193 I'll be damned if I get out there 315 00:11:33,193 --> 00:11:35,111 and ride‐sharecrop. 316 00:11:35,111 --> 00:11:37,405 ‐ You're the one who told me to do it in the first place. 317 00:11:37,405 --> 00:11:40,283 ‐ Yeah, and you fucked it up. 318 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:41,659 Oh, shit. 319 00:11:41,659 --> 00:11:43,953 Yaphet Kottos are in. 320 00:11:43,953 --> 00:11:45,330 Ayana size. 321 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,583 ‐ Good news. Got a job. 322 00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,126 I think. 323 00:11:50,126 --> 00:11:53,004 Mm... 324 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:54,964 Wait. 325 00:11:54,964 --> 00:11:57,258 Are you FourLeafClovis? ‐ Mm‐hmm. 326 00:11:57,258 --> 00:12:00,094 KEEF: Did you just hire me to drive to Milpitas? 327 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:01,930 Sorry. It's too much traffic, man. 328 00:12:01,930 --> 00:12:03,348 I just‐‐there's no way. I'm not doing it. 329 00:12:03,348 --> 00:12:04,557 I'm not doing it. 330 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:06,226 ‐ Do you talk back to all your customers? 331 00:12:06,226 --> 00:12:07,477 ‐ I'm just saying, I just can't‐‐ 332 00:12:07,477 --> 00:12:09,187 that's too f‐‐that‐‐no. 333 00:12:09,187 --> 00:12:11,231 ‐ Look, why don't you just give blood 334 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:12,523 or donate sperm? 335 00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:14,525 I mean, that's what I do. 336 00:12:14,525 --> 00:12:15,526 ‐ Nope. 337 00:12:15,526 --> 00:12:16,736 I can't do needles 338 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:18,947 and I don't masturbate in public anymore. 339 00:12:18,947 --> 00:12:22,408 ‐ Well, I mean, I can masturbate anywhere. 340 00:12:22,408 --> 00:12:23,993 It's one of my gifts. 341 00:12:23,993 --> 00:12:25,787 ‐ Okay. 342 00:12:25,787 --> 00:12:28,039 Because I don't have that particular set of skills, 343 00:12:28,039 --> 00:12:31,167 I have to go and drive 40 miles through traffic 344 00:12:31,167 --> 00:12:32,752 to pick up shoes for someone 345 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,754 because they don't have their learner's permit. 346 00:12:34,754 --> 00:12:37,715 ‐ Mm‐hmm. See ya. 347 00:12:37,715 --> 00:12:39,634 ‐ You better tip me. 348 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,681 ‐ Psst. 349 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:46,099 I'm not tipping him. 350 00:12:50,937 --> 00:12:52,146 ‐ How's your day going? 351 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:53,690 ‐ Mm. 352 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,608 Look, I can't draw. I can't sleep. 353 00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,110 Every day, I wake up and I stare 354 00:12:57,110 --> 00:12:58,569 at six different apps that I'm working, 355 00:12:58,569 --> 00:13:00,113 trying to see if I'm gonna come out ahead 356 00:13:00,113 --> 00:13:02,031 at the end of the night or behind. 357 00:13:02,031 --> 00:13:03,199 You know, I'm talking too much. 358 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:05,034 I'm gonna stop talking right now. 359 00:13:05,034 --> 00:13:06,452 ‐ You draw? 360 00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,537 Are you an artist? 361 00:13:07,537 --> 00:13:10,164 ‐ A cartoonist, technically. ‐ Mm. 362 00:13:10,164 --> 00:13:11,291 ‐ Toast‐N‐Butter. 363 00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,084 It's a little strip I used to do. 364 00:13:13,084 --> 00:13:15,461 ‐ I know Toast‐N‐Butter. 365 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,171 From the newspaper, right? 366 00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:18,589 KEEF: Yeah. ‐ Wow. 367 00:13:18,589 --> 00:13:20,800 ‐ So now I've just been driving around, you know, 368 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,635 doing this, trying to find inspiration 369 00:13:22,635 --> 00:13:26,264 for my next thing, you know. 370 00:13:26,264 --> 00:13:27,890 ‐ I'm throwing a party later. 371 00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:30,268 Some of my friends are in the art world. 372 00:13:30,268 --> 00:13:31,894 Grants and commissions mostly. 373 00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,188 I think you'd be a lovely addition. 374 00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:35,857 ‐ Oh. 375 00:13:35,857 --> 00:13:36,858 Wow. Thank you. 376 00:13:36,858 --> 00:13:39,777 Uh... 377 00:13:39,777 --> 00:13:41,529 it's‐‐oh, I have to work. 378 00:13:41,529 --> 00:13:43,990 Otherwise, I'd‐‐sure, I'd be... 379 00:13:43,990 --> 00:13:48,077 ‐ How about if I paid you? 380 00:13:48,077 --> 00:13:50,121 ‐ Hmm. 381 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,749 That's not weird. Is it weird? 382 00:13:52,749 --> 00:13:54,125 I mean, it is good money. 383 00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:55,126 ‐ Hold up. 384 00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:57,670 So she giving you‐‐ you‐‐ 385 00:13:57,670 --> 00:13:59,964 $400 to go to a party? 386 00:13:59,964 --> 00:14:00,965 ‐ Yeah. 387 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,175 ‐ Uh, to do what? 388 00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,468 ‐ To draw, you know? 389 00:14:03,468 --> 00:14:05,344 Well, according to her, I'm capturing the essence 390 00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,512 of the party. 391 00:14:06,512 --> 00:14:08,806 ‐ How do you capture an essence, right? 392 00:14:08,806 --> 00:14:10,475 Isn't, like, the whole thing about a essence 393 00:14:10,475 --> 00:14:14,062 is that it's inherently, like, uncapturable? 394 00:14:14,062 --> 00:14:16,105 ‐ Yeah, she trying to capture that dick. 395 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:17,607 ‐ Oh. ‐ No. 396 00:14:17,607 --> 00:14:20,401 Look, I don't have to drive for money, you know, 397 00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,445 or masturbate into a cup. 398 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,447 I can just draw. 399 00:14:24,447 --> 00:14:26,657 ‐ All right, well, make sure you get paid in cash, 400 00:14:26,657 --> 00:14:28,618 'cause escorts get paid in cash. 401 00:14:33,623 --> 00:14:35,541 ‐ Hey. 402 00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:38,252 Come on. You can tell me, man. 403 00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,505 It's a sex party, right? 404 00:14:40,505 --> 00:14:42,840 Dude, I've been to some weird sex parties. 405 00:14:42,840 --> 00:14:44,258 There's this one where these old ladies 406 00:14:44,258 --> 00:14:46,636 used to make me and my homies dress up like babies. 407 00:14:46,636 --> 00:14:48,346 ‐ What? GUNTHER: Yeah, that's not the weird part, though. 408 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,014 They would suck our titties. 409 00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,015 ‐ Okay. 410 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,602 ‐ Yeah, man. 411 00:14:54,602 --> 00:14:55,603 All right. 412 00:14:55,603 --> 00:14:57,105 Whatever. Judge me. 413 00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:12,912 ♪ ♪ 414 00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:24,257 PERSON: Excuse me. 415 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:25,633 ‐ Keef. 416 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:26,634 Hi! ‐ Hi. 417 00:15:26,634 --> 00:15:27,718 ‐ You made it. ‐ Yes. 418 00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:29,428 Oh, hey. ‐ 419 00:15:29,428 --> 00:15:30,513 ‐ Okay. 420 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:31,514 Two of 'em. 421 00:15:31,514 --> 00:15:32,723 ‐ Welcome. 422 00:15:32,723 --> 00:15:35,184 ‐ Uh, so where do you want me to set up? 423 00:15:35,184 --> 00:15:36,894 ‐ Well, look at you. All about the business. 424 00:15:36,894 --> 00:15:38,563 ‐ Oh, sorry. 425 00:15:38,563 --> 00:15:40,481 ‐ Relax. Meet some people. 426 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:41,816 ‐ Mm. ‐ Hang out. 427 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,651 KEEF: Wow, this is some party you got going on. 428 00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:45,862 ‐ Just a few of my closest friends. 429 00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,406 But there are a couple of art buyers here tonight 430 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:49,991 who were interested in meeting you. 431 00:15:49,991 --> 00:15:51,450 KEEF: Oh, nice. HENSCHKE: Like these two. 432 00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,536 Patience. Marigold. 433 00:15:53,536 --> 00:15:55,788 Here is the artist I was telling you about. 434 00:15:55,788 --> 00:15:56,998 ‐ HENSCHKE: 435 00:15:56,998 --> 00:15:58,457 They're very excited to meet you. 436 00:15:58,457 --> 00:15:59,834 ‐ I can tell. 437 00:15:59,834 --> 00:16:01,085 ‐ Hello. KEEF: Hello. 438 00:16:01,085 --> 00:16:03,171 ‐ I'm Patience. ‐ Patience? 439 00:16:03,171 --> 00:16:04,922 That's, uh‐‐ that's my favorite virtue. 440 00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:07,341 ‐ You are so funny! 441 00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:08,467 Do me. Do me. 442 00:16:08,467 --> 00:16:10,052 ‐ Do you? Oh. 443 00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,054 Oh. Uh, what's your name? 444 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,557 ‐ Marigold. 445 00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,809 ‐ That's my third favorite flower. 446 00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,438 ‐ I told you he was fabulous. 447 00:16:20,438 --> 00:16:22,106 Let's get you a drink. 448 00:16:22,106 --> 00:16:23,107 ‐ Absolutely. 449 00:16:23,107 --> 00:16:24,650 HENSCHKE: Excellent. 450 00:16:24,650 --> 00:16:25,651 Come with me. 451 00:16:25,651 --> 00:16:26,944 I promise I will bring him back. 452 00:16:26,944 --> 00:16:28,613 PATIENCE: Yes, come back soon. 453 00:16:28,613 --> 00:16:29,947 HENSCHKE: Now would you prefer red... 454 00:16:31,616 --> 00:16:34,285 SINGER: ♪ I see you staring ♪ 455 00:16:34,285 --> 00:16:36,704 ♪ Straight over me ♪ 456 00:16:36,704 --> 00:16:38,831 GUEST: He's probably a musician. 457 00:16:38,831 --> 00:16:40,917 GUEST: A cartoonist? No way. 458 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:43,169 GUEST: He looks articulate. 459 00:16:43,169 --> 00:16:44,670 GUEST: He's a very funny man. 460 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:47,381 GUEST: I heard he knows Kamala. 461 00:16:47,381 --> 00:16:49,800 GUEST: Why is he dressed like a cat burglar? 462 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:52,428 ♪ ♪ 463 00:16:52,428 --> 00:16:55,181 SINGER: ♪ I hear you talking ♪ SINGER: ♪ Talking ♪ 464 00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:57,600 SINGER: ♪ So quietly ♪ SINGER: ♪ Quietly ♪ 465 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:59,268 SINGER: ♪ I hear you talking ♪ SINGER: ♪ Talking ♪ 466 00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:00,311 ‐ You're a cartoonist? 467 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,771 SINGER: ♪ Unnecessarily ♪ 468 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:03,231 ‐ I love The Boondocks. 469 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,942 ‐ They should've made Wakanda Land, 470 00:17:05,942 --> 00:17:07,568 not Star Wars Land. 471 00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:10,071 ♪ ♪ 472 00:17:10,071 --> 00:17:13,658 ‐ You'll love this. I was just in Uganda. 473 00:17:13,658 --> 00:17:16,118 ‐ Parliament or Funkadelic? 474 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:18,037 SINGER: ♪ So quietly ♪ SINGER: ♪ Quietly ♪ 475 00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,914 ‐ I don't think OJ did it. 476 00:17:19,914 --> 00:17:22,708 ‐ So what's your opinion on reparations? 477 00:17:22,708 --> 00:17:29,674 ♪ ♪ 478 00:17:31,717 --> 00:17:35,096 ‐ Excuse me. 479 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,222 Clovis. 480 00:17:36,222 --> 00:17:38,724 I am the only Black dude at this party. 481 00:17:38,724 --> 00:17:40,142 CLOVIS: Man, this is San Francisco. 482 00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:41,894 You always the only Black person in the party. 483 00:17:41,894 --> 00:17:43,896 ‐ Yeah, but it didn't used to bother me before, 484 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,482 and it's bothering me now. 485 00:17:46,482 --> 00:17:48,109 ‐ Nigga, whatever. Hey, just save me a spot 486 00:17:48,109 --> 00:17:49,360 when the orgy kick off. 487 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:51,737 ‐ Hello? 488 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:53,489 Clovis! 489 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:59,620 ♪ ♪ 490 00:17:59,620 --> 00:18:01,205 ‐ Ayana? 491 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,165 That's crazy. What a coincidence. 492 00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:04,417 Wow! 493 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:06,711 ‐ Hi...uh... 494 00:18:06,711 --> 00:18:08,379 ‐ Clovis. 495 00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:10,131 You met me with Keef the other day. 496 00:18:10,131 --> 00:18:11,132 ‐ Yes. 497 00:18:11,132 --> 00:18:13,175 You were one of the, um... 498 00:18:13,175 --> 00:18:14,385 yeah, I remember. 499 00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,845 ‐ Ha! 500 00:18:15,845 --> 00:18:19,181 Um...but wow, McClaren's. 501 00:18:19,181 --> 00:18:20,808 Wow, that's crazy. You know, this my spot. 502 00:18:20,808 --> 00:18:22,435 I'm always in here. 503 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,020 ‐ Really? Weird. CLOVIS: Yeah. 504 00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,272 ‐ This is my spot, and I never see you. 505 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,773 ‐ Word? 506 00:18:27,773 --> 00:18:29,442 ‐ Have you been creeping on my IG page? 507 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:30,818 ‐ 508 00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:32,361 You know what, I could lie. ‐ Mm‐hmm. 509 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:34,030 CLOVIS: But why do that, right? ‐ Right. 510 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,448 CLOVIS: You know what I did see? 511 00:18:35,448 --> 00:18:37,325 I saw you also, uh, were looking 512 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,452 for those restocked Kottos, 513 00:18:39,452 --> 00:18:41,829 and would you look... 514 00:18:41,829 --> 00:18:42,872 what I have here? 515 00:18:42,872 --> 00:18:44,081 ‐ Okay. 516 00:18:44,081 --> 00:18:46,584 This is some fuckboy shit. No thank you. 517 00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:48,294 CLOVIS: No, no, no, no, no. Hey, listen, baby, no. 518 00:18:48,294 --> 00:18:49,503 This ain't no fuckboy shit. 519 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:50,796 This is me 520 00:18:50,796 --> 00:18:52,923 pursuing a woman that I'm interested in, right? 521 00:18:52,923 --> 00:18:55,718 ‐ Pursuing, stalking. 522 00:18:55,718 --> 00:18:58,429 Women don't wanna be chased. We wanna be respected. 523 00:18:58,429 --> 00:19:00,222 ‐ And I respect you, baby. 524 00:19:00,222 --> 00:19:01,682 I respect you. Come on. 525 00:19:01,682 --> 00:19:03,100 Hey, I Ubered all the way to Milpitas 526 00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,143 just to get these Kottos. 527 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:05,978 That's respect in itself. 528 00:19:05,978 --> 00:19:07,521 ‐ If you're ever asking yourself, 529 00:19:07,521 --> 00:19:09,273 "What can I do to get this woman to sleep with me?" 530 00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:11,233 ‐ Mm‐hmm? AYANA: You're already wrong. 531 00:19:11,233 --> 00:19:12,735 If a woman wants to sleep with you, 532 00:19:12,735 --> 00:19:14,528 she'll let you know. 533 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:15,946 ‐ But will she, though? 534 00:19:15,946 --> 00:19:17,114 AYANA: Okay, good‐bye. ‐ Okay, wait, wait, wait. 535 00:19:17,114 --> 00:19:18,741 Hey, hey, hey, look, look, look. 536 00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,117 All right, all right, all right, you right, right? My bad. 537 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:21,911 Look, what I'm saying is, I get it. 538 00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,287 You think you got it tough. 539 00:19:23,287 --> 00:19:24,705 But try being a man, though. 540 00:19:24,705 --> 00:19:26,248 I'm just saying. 541 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:28,626 If we wanna get some, we gotta chase you. 542 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:31,712 But then you say you don't wanna be chased. 543 00:19:31,712 --> 00:19:33,381 Now, what kinda sense that make, baby? 544 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:34,840 ‐ Wow, okay. 545 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,467 Give me the Kottos. I'll Venmo you. 546 00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:41,889 ♪ ♪ 547 00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:45,434 ‐ What the fuck just happened? 548 00:19:51,732 --> 00:19:53,150 LATASHA: ♪ Ooh ♪ 549 00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:54,944 ♪ Poker face on and I fear there's trouble ♪ 550 00:19:54,944 --> 00:19:56,779 ♪ Running out of steam so my feet get double ♪ 551 00:19:56,779 --> 00:19:58,948 ♪ I don't get weak so the boys get subtle ♪ 552 00:19:58,948 --> 00:20:00,950 ♪ I don't make time for the hate that's bubble ♪ 553 00:20:00,950 --> 00:20:03,744 ♪ I don't even gotta explain what I gotta do to maintain ♪ 554 00:20:03,744 --> 00:20:05,538 ADRIENNE: Hey. 555 00:20:05,538 --> 00:20:06,914 I'd say you have about 30 minutes 556 00:20:06,914 --> 00:20:08,582 till they trap you in the Sunken Place. 557 00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:10,876 ‐ Well, it feels like I'm already there. 558 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:12,712 ADRIENNE: Do you want a drink? 559 00:20:12,712 --> 00:20:15,881 KEEF: Um... 560 00:20:15,881 --> 00:20:17,133 cool. 561 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:19,135 Thanks. 562 00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:20,845 ♪ ♪ 563 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,097 ‐ Why do people keep bringing up The Boondocks? 564 00:20:23,097 --> 00:20:25,182 ‐ Uh, well, I'm a cartoonist. Thank you. 565 00:20:25,182 --> 00:20:27,268 Um, a cartoonist who is Black. 566 00:20:27,268 --> 00:20:29,103 ‐ Mm‐hmm. ‐ So there you go. 567 00:20:29,103 --> 00:20:31,355 And you would think they would know other Black comic strips, 568 00:20:31,355 --> 00:20:32,773 but apparently not. 569 00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,734 ‐ Well, to be fair, I don't know any comic strips, 570 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:35,985 Black or otherwise. 571 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:38,070 ‐ Oh. So you're color‐blind? 572 00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,989 ‐ No, I just don't see cartoonists. 573 00:20:39,989 --> 00:20:41,782 ‐ Mm. 574 00:20:41,782 --> 00:20:43,868 ADRIENNE: So why are you here, really? 575 00:20:43,868 --> 00:20:45,786 ‐ Well, I was paid to be here. 576 00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:46,954 ‐ Hmm? KEEF: Yeah. 577 00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,622 Apparently, I'm the cool Black dude 578 00:20:48,622 --> 00:20:50,791 hired to give this party some street cred. 579 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:53,335 ‐ You're the cool Black guy? ‐ The cool and the only here. 580 00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,337 Yes. 581 00:20:55,337 --> 00:20:57,548 What about you? What are you doing here? 582 00:20:57,548 --> 00:20:59,091 ‐ Well, I'm bringing my own cred. 583 00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,302 I'm an artist, so I'm just here to do, like, artist things. 584 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,053 ‐ Mm. Yeah, how artsy. 585 00:21:03,053 --> 00:21:04,472 ‐ I'm Adrienne. 586 00:21:04,472 --> 00:21:05,598 ‐ Adrienne. 587 00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:06,640 I'm Keef. 588 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:08,434 ‐ Why do people keep doing that? 589 00:21:08,434 --> 00:21:11,020 ‐ The‐‐from Rocky. 590 00:21:11,020 --> 00:21:13,522 Italian Stallion? 591 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,191 The prequel to Creed? ‐ Oh, I love Creed. 592 00:21:15,191 --> 00:21:16,650 ‐ Oh. 593 00:21:16,650 --> 00:21:17,818 There we go. PATIENCE: Keef! 594 00:21:17,818 --> 00:21:19,278 ‐ Oh, shit. 595 00:21:19,278 --> 00:21:21,280 This woman has been following me around the whole party. 596 00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:22,865 ‐ Is everything okay? You need to be saved? 597 00:21:22,865 --> 00:21:24,408 ‐ Well, she keeps wanting to touch my hair and, like, grab my‐‐ 598 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:26,952 ‐ Keef! 599 00:21:26,952 --> 00:21:28,996 Chocolate bear! 600 00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,998 LATASHA: ♪ Coming from my chest and my go‐go wine ♪ 601 00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,958 ♪ Coming from my chest and my go‐go wine ♪ 602 00:21:32,958 --> 00:21:35,044 ♪ Coming from my chest and my go‐go wine ♪ 603 00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,170 ♪ Ooh ♪ 604 00:21:40,049 --> 00:21:41,467 ‐ Jesus. 605 00:21:41,467 --> 00:21:44,053 Hey, you know how much Ayana paid me for them Kottos? 606 00:21:44,053 --> 00:21:46,138 59.99. 607 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,099 Dude, what the fuck I look like, Foot Locker? 608 00:21:49,099 --> 00:21:50,851 ‐ I told you she wasn't gonna fall 609 00:21:50,851 --> 00:21:52,478 for that sinister sneaker game. 610 00:21:52,478 --> 00:21:53,854 ‐ No, you didn't‐‐ 611 00:21:53,854 --> 00:21:56,398 And what the fuck are you doing right now? 612 00:21:56,398 --> 00:21:58,359 ‐ Can you get the door please? 613 00:21:58,359 --> 00:21:59,777 ‐ No, I'm going through something. 614 00:21:59,777 --> 00:22:01,403 ‐ Come on, dude. I'm Zen as fuck! 615 00:22:01,403 --> 00:22:03,072 ‐ You ain't even doing nothing. You laying down. 616 00:22:03,072 --> 00:22:04,323 I'm not getting the fucking door. 617 00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:06,492 ‐ God damn it. 618 00:22:06,492 --> 00:22:07,493 Thanks. 619 00:22:09,245 --> 00:22:11,038 Yeah, yeah. I'm coming. 620 00:22:11,038 --> 00:22:13,582 Hey‐‐oh. 621 00:22:13,582 --> 00:22:15,584 ADAM: So, Mr. Luddite, 622 00:22:15,584 --> 00:22:17,878 as per our previous conversation, 623 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,964 I've been SurveyMonkeying the other tenants, 624 00:22:19,964 --> 00:22:22,174 and I've come across an interesting bit of data. 625 00:22:22,174 --> 00:22:25,010 Are you aware that I pay considerably higher rent 626 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:26,595 than everyone else in this building? 627 00:22:26,595 --> 00:22:28,138 ‐ Yeah. I know. 628 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,682 Mrs. Chang doesn't like you. 629 00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,142 She doesn't like your kind. Neither do I. 630 00:22:32,142 --> 00:22:34,645 ‐ You want me to apologize for being born on third base? 631 00:22:34,645 --> 00:22:36,814 I'm not gonna do that. That's just the way it is. 632 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:39,692 What I am going to do, though, is call my lawyer 633 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,861 and sue Mrs. Chang and yourself. 634 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:45,447 Or you can avoid all of this 635 00:22:45,447 --> 00:22:48,784 and just let me pay my rent with a fucking app. 636 00:22:50,744 --> 00:22:53,330 ‐ Fine. 637 00:22:53,330 --> 00:22:54,456 ‐ Nice. 638 00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:56,208 Ooh, gotta get those steps. 639 00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:57,793 Nice seeing you. ‐ I bet. 640 00:22:57,793 --> 00:23:01,422 Piece of shit. 641 00:23:01,422 --> 00:23:02,965 ‐ Ooh, you have got to forgive me. 642 00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:04,842 I am a literally a starving artist, 643 00:23:04,842 --> 00:23:07,887 both for food and also for inspiration. 644 00:23:07,887 --> 00:23:09,346 ‐ For inspiration? KEEF: Mm‐hmm. 645 00:23:09,346 --> 00:23:10,848 ‐ I always found that the best inspiration 646 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:12,349 was when my back was against the wall 647 00:23:12,349 --> 00:23:14,852 and I was willing to do literally anything for money, 648 00:23:14,852 --> 00:23:17,938 like accept an invitation from some crazy white woman 649 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,482 to be the cool Black guy at her bougie party. 650 00:23:20,482 --> 00:23:21,942 ‐ Well, it's only slightly more demeaning 651 00:23:21,942 --> 00:23:23,485 than driving people around for a living. 652 00:23:23,485 --> 00:23:24,945 ‐ But I bet it pays better. 653 00:23:24,945 --> 00:23:26,614 ‐ Oh, anybody can drive a car. 654 00:23:26,614 --> 00:23:29,909 But can anybody do what I am doing here right now? 655 00:23:29,909 --> 00:23:31,452 ‐ I sense a business opportunity. 656 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,370 ‐ Ooh. Black People for Rent. 657 00:23:35,247 --> 00:23:37,666 ‐ This has been fun. I will see you around. 658 00:23:37,666 --> 00:23:39,251 ‐ Okay. ‐ 659 00:23:42,254 --> 00:23:45,799 ♪ ♪ 660 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:47,885 GREGORY: ♪ Mm‐hmm‐mm ♪ 661 00:23:49,470 --> 00:23:51,597 ♪ Mm‐hmm‐mm ♪ 662 00:23:51,597 --> 00:23:53,557 ♪ I try to run ♪ 663 00:23:55,351 --> 00:23:58,896 ♪ And I grow weary ♪ 664 00:23:58,896 --> 00:24:02,691 ♪ I try to walk ♪ 665 00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:06,153 ♪ And I grow faint ♪ 666 00:24:06,153 --> 00:24:09,615 ♪ Oh, I long to soar ♪ 667 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:13,744 ♪ On the wings like an eagle ♪ 668 00:24:13,744 --> 00:24:17,581 ♪ But I look down ♪ 669 00:24:17,581 --> 00:24:21,418 ♪ And I'm afraid ♪ 670 00:24:21,418 --> 00:24:24,755 ♪ I'm afraid ♪ 671 00:24:24,755 --> 00:24:26,924 ♪ But you lift me higher ♪ 672 00:24:26,924 --> 00:24:28,717 ♪ Out of the fire ♪ 673 00:24:28,717 --> 00:24:32,179 ♪ Out of the flames ♪ 674 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:34,056 ♪ I lost the feeling ♪ 675 00:24:34,056 --> 00:24:37,726 ♪ But you give me meaning again ♪ 676 00:24:37,726 --> 00:24:39,853 ♪ I'm singing revival ♪ 677 00:24:39,853 --> 00:24:41,438 CHOIR: ♪ Revival ♪ 678 00:24:41,438 --> 00:24:43,315 GREGORY: ♪ Revival song ♪ 679 00:24:43,315 --> 00:24:45,150 CHOIR: ♪ Revival ♪ 680 00:24:45,150 --> 00:24:47,069 GREGORY: ♪ I'm singing revival ♪ 681 00:24:47,069 --> 00:24:48,862 CHOIR: ♪ Revival ♪ 682 00:24:48,862 --> 00:24:50,656 GREGORY: ♪ Revival song ♪ 683 00:24:50,656 --> 00:24:52,574 CHOIR: ♪ Revival ♪ 684 00:24:52,574 --> 00:24:56,495 GREGORY: ♪ I'm trying to find you ♪ 685 00:24:56,495 --> 00:25:00,207 ♪ Lost my way ♪ 686 00:25:00,207 --> 00:25:03,544 ♪ Walk in the darkness ♪ 687 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:07,256 ♪ In search of day ♪ 688 00:25:07,256 --> 00:25:10,968 ♪ I followed your footsteps ♪ 689 00:25:10,968 --> 00:25:14,638 ♪ To the gates of the city ♪ 690 00:25:14,638 --> 00:25:17,182 ♪ I saw your face ♪ 691 00:25:17,182 --> 00:25:22,021 ♪ Oh, I'm not afraid ♪ 692 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:26,025 ♪ I'm not afraid, oh ♪ 693 00:25:26,025 --> 00:25:27,901 ♪ You lift me higher ♪ 694 00:25:27,901 --> 00:25:29,737 ♪ Out of the fire ♪ 695 00:25:29,737 --> 00:25:32,906 ♪ Out of the flames ♪ 696 00:25:32,906 --> 00:25:35,075 ♪ Oh, I lost the feeling ♪ 697 00:25:35,075 --> 00:25:38,829 ♪ But you give me meaning again ♪ 698 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:43,917 ♪ Oh, my revival ♪