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♪ ♪
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KEEF: Hey, yo.
Check this out.
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‐ When'd you draw that?
CLOVIS: Let me see that.
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KEEF: I didn't.
‐ Nah, we looking at it.
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So they did a new
Toast‐N‐Butter,
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and somebody else drew it?
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‐ Yes.
Exactly.
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I thought I had 60 days
to pay the advance back.
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You know, I figured
they would just, you know,
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put 'em away in a vault,
and then when‐‐
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that magical moment
when I had some money,
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I would get 'em back.
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‐ So never?
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‐ You're the least helpful
person I've ever met.
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‐ What?
I told you I'd sign a contract.
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‐ Uh, no, no, no, no.
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I do believe your words were:
"♪ We getting that money ♪
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♪ We getting that money,
nigga ♪"
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‐ With, like, the finger guns
and all that?
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‐ Very little finger guns, yes.
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‐ Oh, yeah,
that sound like me.
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‐ Gosh, black people
are the worst at
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holding onto their shit.
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‐ Hmm?
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‐ Am I allowed to say that?
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CLOVIS: Mm, yeah.
‐ Yeah, sure. Who cares?
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‐ Whatever, man.
So what'd you do
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with the advance, bro?
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I mean, you got no clothes
and you got no car
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and your bed ain't shit.
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‐ Uh, can we not bring my
sidewalk sofa bed into this?
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And, look, I didn't spend
my money on frivolous things.
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I used it to pay back
student loans.
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‐ But education's supposed to
make you smart, not broke.
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[Gunther scoffs]
KEEF: Remember that time where
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I said that
you're the least helpful person
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I've ever met?
CLOVIS: Mm‐hmm.
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‐ You just gonna double down
on that?
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‐ I'm just trying to help.
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GUNTHER: That is wild, dude.
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I thought for sure
Bloom & Hill
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was just, like, flexing
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or something, you know.
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‐ All right, big corporations
don't "flex."
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They devour.
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‐ Well,
they're not devouring me.
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‐ Where you going?
‐ Uh, to settle this
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once and for all.
GUNTHER: Oh, shit.
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He said it all tough.
What, with fisticuffs?
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‐ Oh, he finna put hands?
[Gunther laughs]
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‐ No, time‐out.
No, not‐‐none of that.
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Okay?
I'm gonna use the legal system.
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I contacted
Lawyers for the Arts.
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Yeah, they hooked me up
with a guy in Noe Valley.
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He's gonna squeeze me in.
‐ Noe Valley?
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‐ Yeah, Noe Valley.
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‐ I'm coming.
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KEEF: Okay, if you're coming,
I'm gonna have
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to hear an oral argument.
Go.
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‐ Udders and Teats.
BOTH: What?
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‐ Udders and Teats.
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‐ Just 'cause you repeated it
doesn't mean
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I know what the fuck
you're saying.
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‐ Udders and Teats,
the ice cream shop.
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Yeah, I hear they have
a secret stash
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of breast milk ice cream.
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Oh, I gotta try it.
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‐ Oh, shit, I'm down.
Let's do this.
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‐ Wait, you,
Clovatius Jackson,
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you're gonna eat
breast milk ice cream?
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‐ Proud of you.
‐ Uh, yeah. Why not?
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‐ You won't even eat corn that
hasn't been shucked properly.
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‐ Like, what's the difference?
I mean, it's, like‐‐what‐‐
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Ben & Jerry's mixed
with yogurt and cream cheese?
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‐ Oh, my God, you think
it tastes like cheese?
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CLOVIS: So?
‐ What, is the last time
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you had breast milk
when you were a baby?
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[Gunther laughs]
BOTH: What?
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‐ What?
My...
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I mean, that's when I had it
as well.
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It's just I had a really strong
infant memory,
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so I just recall it being
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very sweet and delicious
like nectar.
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♪ ♪
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SINGER: ♪ We about to go
off, off, off ♪
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♪ When the speakers go,
blow, blow, blow ♪
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♪ Everybody turn up, up, up ♪
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♪ It's about to go
down, down, down ♪
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♪ Make the whole room
spin, spin, spin ♪
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♪ Turn the bass up
loud, loud, loud ♪
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♪ We about to go in, in, in ♪
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♪ And we can't stop
now, now, now ♪
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♪ Work it out, dance,
don't stop, don't stop ♪
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♪ Don't stop, don't,
dance, don't stop, don't stop ♪
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♪ Don't stop, don't, dance,
don't stop, don't stop ♪
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♪ Don't stop, come on,
do I have your attention? ♪
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♪ Work it out ♪
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[applause]
‐ Whoo!
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[car horn honks]
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‐ Now, see, this is why
I hate the bus, dawg.
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God.
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I don't wanna talk to
these people.
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I don't wanna be around
these people.
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I don't want nothing to do
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with these people, man.
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‐ "These people"
are San Francisco.
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CLOVIS: No, these people
are freaks, bruh.
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Look at 'em.
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God, and every bus the same,
man.
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See, you got your little
skater kids over here
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with their little
hipster clothes on.
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"Check out my killer drift,
bro."
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And‐‐oh, you got
your God Squad over here,
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ready to infect you
with their guilt,
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which ain't no worse than
Patient Zero over here,
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who will infect you
with‐‐I don't know‐‐
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the coronavirus or SARS
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or some other shit
they haven't named yet.
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[funky music]
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Uh, can't forget about
the pervert.
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Look at him.
Can't even see his hands.
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Yeah.
You know what that is.
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But I'd take the perverts
over the crazies.
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Perverts, they only got
one move, bro.
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They're predictable.
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But with those crazies‐‐shit.
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You don't know what's coming,
bro.
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KEEF: "Same 'Toast,'
different 'Butter.'"
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What the fuck does that mean?
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‐ Yo, you need to chill
with that, all right?
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You are officially obsessed.
‐ Shut up.
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I'm not obsessed.
I'm just‐‐I don't get it.
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Okay?
It doesn't make sense.
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It's not funny.
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And it lacks the spirit of
the original.
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And even if it did,
this is just nonsense
and hijinks, you know.
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Me, myself, I've elevated.
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I've grown my game,
and so should the comic
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that bears my name.
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CLOVIS: Yeah.
Enough about Toast‐N‐Butter.
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[cell phone dings]
Is the milk fresh?
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‐ I'm‐‐I'm not sure
that actual naked breast
will be there.
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The‐‐the ice cream
is already made.
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KEEF: Okay, how slow
is this bus?
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‐ Now that you say so,
I think the dude
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in the wheelchair,
I think it's, like,
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his third time passing us, bro.
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[cell phones dinging]
GUNTHER: Yo, you can't be
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clowning people in wheelchairs.
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That's bad karma.
Now the bus is gonna explode.
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CLOVIS: I'm not making fun of
people in wheelchairs.
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I'm making fun of
this slow‐ass city bus.
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We got shit to do.
He gotta go see a lawyer.
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We gotta get in on
those Udders and Teats.
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Time is money, baby.
What the hell is going on?
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‐ It's because of Kubby.
KEEF: Jesus, man.
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Who the hell is Kubby?
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Please don't say
your penis.
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‐ Kubby the Koala,
from the zoo.
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Yeah, he escaped.
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‐ What?
MAN: He was spotted
in the area.
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Yeah, and we might get to
see him.
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Keep a lookout.
‐ Okay, that would be cool,
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but I'm a little worried about
the guy.
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‐ You mean to tell me
all this traffic
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is because of a bear?
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‐ Not just any bear, a koala.
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‐ Still a bear, though‐‐
koala bear.
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So...
‐ No, it's a marsupial,
actually.
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‐ Oh, no.
What was I thinking?
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‐ They say he's very smart.
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MAN: Yeah.
‐ He is. He is.
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MAN: No, he can do
sign language
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with his little paws.
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‐ Yeah, he can paint.
KEEF: Really?
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GUNTHER: Yeah.
KEEF: Yeah, I'm sure that's
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not even a little bit true.
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‐ You didn't even
know about him
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until, like, three minutes ago.
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‐ Yeah, but I know he can't do
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sign language.
I'm just saying.
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CLOVIS: Yeah, Keef.
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Why you hating on Kubby
like that, bro?
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‐ You're hurting his feelings.
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‐ The mayor's office
is posting live updates.
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KEEF: Are you serious?
MAN: Yeah.
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‐ They got nothing better
to do?
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‐ There's nothing better
or more important than this.
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‐ Oh, no, I can look out
the window and point to
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two or three things
they could be doing.
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‐ See, look, look.
These are all
the Kubby sightings.
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KEEF: These are
the Kubby sightings?
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‐ Yeah, yeah.
‐ Oh, my God.
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So right now, Kubby is in,
uh, Bernal Heights,
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also in, um, Outer Sunset,
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but Kubby's also
at the Mission.
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Man, that's exciting
and also impossible.
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‐ [mouths word]
‐ He's fast.
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MAN: Hey.
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How‐‐how far would you run
for freedom?
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CLOVIS: Yeah, Keef.
How far, bro?
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‐ Look, guys.
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It's not that I don't care
about the bear.
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I just don't have time
to care about the bear, okay?
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I got places to be.
‐ Kubby's just not any bear.
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‐ You know what?
You're absolutely right.
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You know, I heard that
Kubby can code.
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‐ Really?
‐ Yeah.
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Yeah, absolutely.
Absolutely.
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I wasn't gonna say anything,
but you're right.
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He's not just any bear.
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Legend has it
Bill Gates tried to hire him
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for an entry‐level position,
but the zoo said, "No.
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"That's too inhumane.
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He should be locked in a cage,
not an office."
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SKATE KID: Did you hear that?
Kubby can code.
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[Steve Lacy's "Playground"]
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♪ ♪
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LACY: ♪ Know you wanna
play 'round ♪
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♪ Well, baby I'm on
the playground ♪
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♪ ♪
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♪ Hop on up, get on down ♪
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‐ Yes.
No, I‐‐I'll be there.
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I promise.
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I‐‐I...
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I just had a bit of a delay.
I know.
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I understand.
I get it.
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I do.
Um...
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yes, I've heard about Kubby.
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WOMAN: Oh, my God, Kubby is
literally my spirit animal.
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‐ He may look cute,
but he's still a wild animal.
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Now they say if you see him,
don't approach him,
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don't feed him, and no selfies.
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CLOVIS: Man, I do not
fuck with bears, bro.
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Shit‐‐grizzly bears,
koala bears,
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the Chicago Bears...
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shit‐‐Bear Grylls, bare naked‐‐
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‐ Okay, you can stop now.
‐ Bare necessities.
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[laughs]
242
00:08:07,529 --> 00:08:09,739
‐ Oh, shit.
243
00:08:09,739 --> 00:08:12,325
CLOVIS: What?
‐ It's happening.
244
00:08:12,325 --> 00:08:13,368
‐ What's happening?
245
00:08:13,368 --> 00:08:16,121
‐ Planet of the Apes, man‐‐
246
00:08:16,121 --> 00:08:18,915
only this is with koala bears.
247
00:08:18,915 --> 00:08:20,250
Oh, yeah.
248
00:08:20,250 --> 00:08:22,794
And, just for the record,
I am a Heston apes fan.
249
00:08:22,794 --> 00:08:25,463
I like the way
their mouths move in the movie.
250
00:08:25,463 --> 00:08:27,424
It was really cool.
But the Franco one was dope,
251
00:08:27,424 --> 00:08:29,342
and it told the origin story,
which is important.
252
00:08:29,342 --> 00:08:30,969
You know, if you don't learn
from history,
253
00:08:30,969 --> 00:08:33,888
you're doomed to repeat it
with koalas.
254
00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:36,099
‐ Bro, it's a koala.
It's not evolving into shit.
255
00:08:36,099 --> 00:08:38,268
And that was a movie.
‐ And this is reality.
256
00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:40,687
What's your point, man?
This is it for us.
257
00:08:40,687 --> 00:08:42,856
It's a wrap for the human race.
We're done.
258
00:08:42,856 --> 00:08:45,108
We had our chance.
It's the koala‐pocalypse.
259
00:08:45,108 --> 00:08:46,651
They're taking over.
Look at this!
260
00:08:46,651 --> 00:08:50,071
It's already begun, and now
it is the koalas' time to rise.
261
00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,282
You watch.
Kubby will lead the charge.
262
00:08:52,282 --> 00:08:54,159
Ha.
KEEF: Deep breaths, calm down.
263
00:08:54,159 --> 00:08:57,912
It's okay.
Bring it down. Bring it down.
264
00:08:57,912 --> 00:09:01,291
‐ It's happening.
I'm telling you.
265
00:09:01,291 --> 00:09:02,792
MAN: Oh, my God.
Look how cool this is.
266
00:09:02,792 --> 00:09:04,544
They got pictures of
when Kubby was a baby.
267
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,087
‐ Oh!
268
00:09:06,087 --> 00:09:07,422
MAN: In this photo,
he's wearing a coat.
269
00:09:07,422 --> 00:09:10,091
[people murmuring]
270
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:13,803
CHARLIE: Excuse me.
Pardon me.
271
00:09:13,803 --> 00:09:15,722
Hi, my name is Charlie.
272
00:09:15,722 --> 00:09:17,015
Uh, sorry to bother you,
273
00:09:17,015 --> 00:09:20,560
but anything you could spare
would be great.
274
00:09:27,442 --> 00:09:30,445
[solemn music]
275
00:09:30,445 --> 00:09:37,077
♪ ♪
276
00:09:46,795 --> 00:09:49,547
‐ God, it's so warm in here.
277
00:09:49,547 --> 00:09:51,925
It is warm in here.
278
00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,718
‐ They found Kubby!
279
00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,762
MAN: What?
[all cheer]
280
00:09:55,762 --> 00:10:00,100
ALL: Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
Kubby! Kubby!
281
00:10:00,100 --> 00:10:04,395
Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
Kubby! Kubby!
282
00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:07,273
Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
‐ Oh, the rising begins.
283
00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:11,694
ALL: Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
Kubby! Kubby!
284
00:10:11,694 --> 00:10:16,116
Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
Kubby! Kubby!
285
00:10:16,116 --> 00:10:18,952
Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
286
00:10:18,952 --> 00:10:23,873
Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
Kubby! Kubby!
287
00:10:23,873 --> 00:10:26,960
Kubby! Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
288
00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,212
Kubby! Kubby! Kubby!
289
00:10:33,049 --> 00:10:35,844
[bus brakes squeaking]
290
00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:40,181
‐ And she's stopping the bus.
Why is she stopping the bus?
291
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:45,061
POLICE OFFICER: Folks,
so sorry for the interruption,
292
00:10:45,061 --> 00:10:47,063
but there's a wild animal
on the loose.
293
00:10:47,063 --> 00:10:48,982
Kubby has been spotted in
the vicinity.
294
00:10:48,982 --> 00:10:50,525
Police are securing the area.
295
00:10:50,525 --> 00:10:52,110
We don't want to scare
the poor little guy
296
00:10:52,110 --> 00:10:53,486
any more than he already is.
297
00:10:53,486 --> 00:10:54,988
We need everyone to stay
on the bus,
298
00:10:54,988 --> 00:10:56,990
but we'll get you moving again
as soon as possible.
299
00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:58,533
‐ No, no, ma'am.
Sorry. Sorry.
300
00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,410
Uh, that can't happen.
I have a very important
301
00:11:00,410 --> 00:11:01,744
appointment with a lawyer,
actually.
302
00:11:01,744 --> 00:11:03,830
So it's legal, so you should
know how the drill goes.
303
00:11:03,830 --> 00:11:06,624
I should go, and then
lock them up if you want.
304
00:11:06,624 --> 00:11:10,545
‐ Like I said:
no one is getting off this bus.
305
00:11:11,963 --> 00:11:13,882
‐ [whispers]
Fuck my life.
306
00:11:13,882 --> 00:11:15,216
‐ See?
307
00:11:15,216 --> 00:11:16,926
If you were still driving
for the rideshare company,
308
00:11:16,926 --> 00:11:19,012
this shit
wouldn't have happened.
309
00:11:21,014 --> 00:11:23,141
[car horns blaring]
310
00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:26,144
[soft tense music]
311
00:11:26,144 --> 00:11:28,271
♪ ♪
312
00:11:28,271 --> 00:11:29,480
[Keef exhales sharply]
313
00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,691
‐ I'm gonna miss
my appointment.
314
00:11:31,691 --> 00:11:33,693
I'm gonna miss my appointment,
and then tomorrow,
315
00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:36,279
Toast‐N‐Butter will be
the new spokesman for ISIS.
316
00:11:36,279 --> 00:11:39,407
‐ [scoffs] Yeah, I don't know
if that's their demographic.
317
00:11:39,407 --> 00:11:40,658
CLOVIS: No, I don't know, bro.
318
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:43,870
ISIS do do a lot of work
with the kids, man.
319
00:11:43,870 --> 00:11:45,663
‐ [whispers]
To hell with this shit.
320
00:11:48,583 --> 00:11:50,168
Son of a...
321
00:11:52,670 --> 00:11:55,215
[horn blaring intensifies]
322
00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:59,052
Ma'am, uh, can you open
the doors, please, so I can go?
323
00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:01,846
‐ Can you stand behind
the red line, please?
324
00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,264
‐ Sorry about that.
325
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,767
I just, um‐‐I have
an appointment with a lawyer.
326
00:12:05,767 --> 00:12:08,353
It's very important,
and it was really hard for him
to squeeze me in.
327
00:12:08,353 --> 00:12:10,438
And if I miss this appointment,
it'll be another week
328
00:12:10,438 --> 00:12:12,565
or possibly more before
I can get another appointment.
329
00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:14,234
So I hope you understand.
330
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,485
‐ You heard the officer.
331
00:12:15,485 --> 00:12:17,445
There is a wild animal
out there.
332
00:12:17,445 --> 00:12:20,114
No one's getting off this bus
until she gives me the say‐so.
333
00:12:20,114 --> 00:12:22,992
‐ I just feel like that's, uh‐‐
I feel like that's illegal.
334
00:12:22,992 --> 00:12:24,619
‐ Well, then you can
take it up with God,
335
00:12:24,619 --> 00:12:26,829
and by God, I mean
the San Francisco
Transit Authority.
336
00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:28,623
‐ You could literally just‐‐
337
00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,208
[laughs]
338
00:12:30,208 --> 00:12:32,001
Oh, boy.
[inhales sharply]
339
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:35,505
The universe‐‐the universe
is mocking me.
340
00:12:35,505 --> 00:12:37,590
[cell phone bleeps]
‐ Oh! Look, everyone.
341
00:12:37,590 --> 00:12:39,425
They started a GoFundMe
for Kubby.
342
00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:40,927
It's up to 12K!
343
00:12:40,927 --> 00:12:43,763
‐ To help him with what?
MAN: They sent me the link.
344
00:12:43,763 --> 00:12:44,931
WOMAN: Do you think
they take Bitcoin?
345
00:12:44,931 --> 00:12:46,557
‐ Wow.
You know what?
346
00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:49,018
I'll spot you two guys,
make a donation in your name.
347
00:12:49,018 --> 00:12:51,562
‐ Christ, man.
I gotta get off this bus.
348
00:12:51,562 --> 00:12:52,772
‐ We all do.
Chill.
349
00:12:52,772 --> 00:12:55,650
‐ Yeah, man,
quit being so selfish.
350
00:12:55,650 --> 00:12:57,860
Why don't you think about it
from Kubby's point of view?
351
00:12:57,860 --> 00:13:00,029
How do you think he feels
right now?
352
00:13:00,029 --> 00:13:02,240
WOMAN: He's not just any bear.
353
00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,700
He can code.
354
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:06,661
‐ The bear cannot code!
‐ He can.
355
00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:08,746
‐ I'm sorry, he can't.
I made that up.
356
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:09,747
Surprise.
357
00:13:09,747 --> 00:13:11,165
He does not work
for Bill Gates.
358
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,751
‐ No, he works for Jeff Bezos,
not Bill Gates.
359
00:13:13,751 --> 00:13:15,545
KEEF: Really?
MALE VOICE: Keef.
360
00:13:15,545 --> 00:13:18,298
‐ What?
MALE VOICE: My son...
361
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,882
yes.
362
00:13:19,882 --> 00:13:21,509
Follow my voice.
363
00:13:21,509 --> 00:13:24,554
‐ I need to‐‐I need a moment,
you guys.
364
00:13:26,597 --> 00:13:28,182
Just give me a second.
365
00:13:28,182 --> 00:13:29,851
[inhales deeply]
366
00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:33,771
‐ Hello, my son.
367
00:13:33,771 --> 00:13:35,273
KEEF: [sighs]
368
00:13:35,273 --> 00:13:38,192
[church organ playing]
369
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:41,738
So a Bible.
That's new.
370
00:13:41,738 --> 00:13:43,197
So what do you want?
371
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:45,324
‐ Your very soul.
372
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,035
[thunderclap]
373
00:13:47,035 --> 00:13:48,953
Kidding‐‐just kidding.
374
00:13:48,953 --> 00:13:51,539
Jesus, man.
You gotta loosen up.
375
00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:52,915
‐ You‐‐you want me to
loosen up?
376
00:13:52,915 --> 00:13:55,251
I'm trap on a bus
filled with a bunch of people
377
00:13:55,251 --> 00:13:57,587
who think a bear can code.
378
00:13:57,587 --> 00:14:00,214
Let's get to the point‐‐
Toast‐N‐Butter.
379
00:14:00,214 --> 00:14:02,967
I need to go and save 'em,
so help me get off this bus.
380
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,553
‐ You know,
Kubby has a lot more to do
381
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:07,138
with your journey
than you think.
382
00:14:07,138 --> 00:14:09,140
‐ Come on, now.
I don't have time for
this shit.
383
00:14:09,140 --> 00:14:11,976
‐ Maybe you should be
talking to a shrink.
384
00:14:11,976 --> 00:14:13,686
I have several
I can recommend.
385
00:14:13,686 --> 00:14:15,521
It helped Abraham.
386
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:16,773
‐ What?
387
00:14:16,773 --> 00:14:19,067
Yeah, of course,
but‐‐God damn it, man.
388
00:14:19,067 --> 00:14:21,569
GUNTHER: Oh, my God.
KEEF: Do something...
389
00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,405
‐ You're the crazy guy
on the bus.
390
00:14:24,405 --> 00:14:25,865
‐ I'm the cra‐‐
391
00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:26,949
[laughs]
392
00:14:26,949 --> 00:14:28,117
Stop.
No, I'm not.
393
00:14:28,117 --> 00:14:29,327
I'm just‐‐
[sniffs]
394
00:14:29,327 --> 00:14:30,912
I'm not the crazy guy
on the bus, okay?
395
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:32,038
You're the one who thinks that
396
00:14:32,038 --> 00:14:34,373
a koala is gonna spawn
a mutant army.
397
00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:35,541
‐ Yeah.
398
00:14:35,541 --> 00:14:36,751
KEEF:
And she thinks he can code,
399
00:14:36,751 --> 00:14:37,960
and this guy over here thinks
400
00:14:37,960 --> 00:14:39,712
butter is a vegetable, and...
401
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:41,756
GUNTHER: Okay, now
you're just saying words.
402
00:14:41,756 --> 00:14:43,382
CLOVIS: Hey, Keef.
403
00:14:43,382 --> 00:14:46,677
Are you a'ight, Keef?
‐ Yeah, I'm fine.
404
00:14:46,677 --> 00:14:48,429
I just‐‐this bear
is bugging me.
405
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,931
I don't know.
406
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:51,516
GUNTHER: I mean, look at it
on the bright side.
407
00:14:51,516 --> 00:14:53,684
It's a nice thing.
It's bringing people together.
408
00:14:53,684 --> 00:14:56,437
Who cares if it's a stupid,
supersmart koala?
409
00:14:56,437 --> 00:14:57,688
‐ You know there are
other things
410
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,148
people come together over,
right?
411
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:01,067
How 'bout we try coming
together over‐‐
412
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:03,569
I don't know‐‐climate change?
413
00:15:03,569 --> 00:15:05,154
Huh?
Ever thought about that?
414
00:15:05,154 --> 00:15:08,074
Everybody's on this bus
for a reason; we're all broke.
415
00:15:08,074 --> 00:15:10,326
Hmm?
How 'bout high rent?
416
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,662
Or this dude.
He needs some help.
417
00:15:12,662 --> 00:15:13,996
Huh?
418
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,414
Anybody ever
look him in the eye?
419
00:15:15,414 --> 00:15:17,583
Anybody ever give this dude
a dime?
420
00:15:17,583 --> 00:15:19,210
Yeah, but you'll empty
your bank accounts
421
00:15:19,210 --> 00:15:20,545
to send Kubby to college.
422
00:15:20,545 --> 00:15:22,046
BUS DRIVER: [gasps]
Oh, my God.
423
00:15:24,882 --> 00:15:25,925
They killed Kubby.
424
00:15:25,925 --> 00:15:26,968
[all exclaim]
425
00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,219
BUS DRIVER:
Put him in a choke hold.
426
00:15:28,219 --> 00:15:31,472
‐ This day is never
going to end.
427
00:15:31,472 --> 00:15:33,850
MAN: These fucking monsters.
[overlapping chatter]
428
00:15:33,850 --> 00:15:35,560
MAN: Got it on video.
429
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:38,187
‐ Oh, shit.
Keef, check this out.
430
00:15:38,187 --> 00:15:40,189
‐ I don't wanna see the video.
Dude, come on.
431
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,816
He's dead,
and I'm sorry about that,
432
00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,484
but this shit is ridiculous.
433
00:15:43,484 --> 00:15:45,319
‐ Oh, my gosh,
you should watch it, dude.
This is history.
434
00:15:45,319 --> 00:15:46,821
CLOVIS: Gunther, he don't wanna
see the video, bro.
435
00:15:46,821 --> 00:15:48,072
GUNTHER: He has to.
436
00:15:48,072 --> 00:15:49,574
It's our Harambe.
437
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:51,325
POLICE OFFICER: Code Kubby‐‐
I think I've got him.
438
00:15:51,325 --> 00:15:53,035
[grunting]
[Kubby squealing]
439
00:15:53,035 --> 00:15:54,287
Come on.
Come on!
440
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,830
I got you, you fucking rodent.
441
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:57,540
[overlapping shouting]
442
00:15:57,540 --> 00:15:59,542
POLICE OFFICER: Don't move.
KEEF: No, no, no!
You got the wrong guy!
443
00:15:59,542 --> 00:16:01,586
[Kubby squealing]
[helicopter whirring]
444
00:16:01,586 --> 00:16:03,588
POLICE OFFICER: Get that
camera out of my face.
445
00:16:03,588 --> 00:16:04,839
‐ No!
446
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:06,883
[laughs uncomfortably]
Anybody else hot?
447
00:16:06,883 --> 00:16:09,719
[Kubby continues squealing]
448
00:16:09,719 --> 00:16:12,054
[tense music]
449
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,222
Fuck. Oh, boy.
[bell dinging]
450
00:16:13,222 --> 00:16:14,432
These windows don't open
either?
451
00:16:14,432 --> 00:16:16,225
Can we not open a window
or is it just the doors?
452
00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:17,560
Or...
[laughs]
453
00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:18,728
CLOVIS: Keef,
you tripping, bro.
454
00:16:18,728 --> 00:16:20,771
‐ I'm not tripping, okay?
I'm hot.
455
00:16:20,771 --> 00:16:22,857
I need air, hence the beads of
sweat on my forehead.
456
00:16:22,857 --> 00:16:24,358
That's what that's meant
to convey.
457
00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,027
‐ Okay, and I want some
titty milk ice cream.
458
00:16:26,027 --> 00:16:27,320
I'm not trying to
break open doors.
459
00:16:27,320 --> 00:16:28,487
[Keef grunts]
[doors rattle]
460
00:16:28,487 --> 00:16:29,488
BUS DRIVER: Sir‐‐
CLOVIS: Hey, Keef.
461
00:16:29,488 --> 00:16:30,656
You a'ight?
‐ I'm okay!
462
00:16:30,656 --> 00:16:31,782
Will you stop asking me
if I'm all right?
463
00:16:31,782 --> 00:16:33,367
Doesn't it look like I'm fine?
464
00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:35,244
WOMAN: Uh, it doesn't look like
you're fine.
465
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,038
You might wanna
see a doctor.
466
00:16:37,038 --> 00:16:39,290
‐ I'm not sick.
‐ I don't know, man.
467
00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,333
I‐‐I‐‐I don't think
she's talking about
468
00:16:40,333 --> 00:16:41,334
that type of doctor, bro.
469
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,293
GUNTHER: You know what, dude?
470
00:16:42,293 --> 00:16:43,294
Maybe you should see a shrink.
471
00:16:43,294 --> 00:16:44,545
It's not a bad idea.
472
00:16:44,545 --> 00:16:46,088
‐ Can you just let me off
the damn bus, please?
473
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,299
‐ Like I said,
not gonna happen.
474
00:16:48,299 --> 00:16:51,177
[alarm blaring in distance]
475
00:16:51,177 --> 00:16:55,181
[overlapping voices]
476
00:16:55,181 --> 00:16:56,599
‐ [softly]
Ahh.
477
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,642
[laughs]
478
00:16:57,642 --> 00:17:00,645
[piercing dramatic music]
479
00:17:00,645 --> 00:17:01,896
♪ ♪
480
00:17:01,896 --> 00:17:04,232
ALL: No!
[overlapping shouting]
481
00:17:04,232 --> 00:17:06,400
BUS DRIVER: Step off!
Step away‐‐
482
00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:08,152
KEEF: I'm‐‐okay.
CLOVIS: Chill, bro.
483
00:17:08,152 --> 00:17:10,196
[Keef panting]
484
00:17:12,531 --> 00:17:14,033
‐ Oh, my God.
485
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:16,577
[inhales sharply]
Bless your sweet, little heart.
486
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:17,954
Uh...
487
00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:19,413
‐ Oh, no, you don't.
You cannot‐‐
488
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,581
‐ Hey, chill.
I got it.
489
00:17:20,581 --> 00:17:22,625
‐ Sir‐‐
‐ I'm just getting some air.
490
00:17:22,625 --> 00:17:23,584
[shrieks]
491
00:17:23,584 --> 00:17:25,211
‐ Oh, hell no.
GUNTHER: Keef...
492
00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:26,754
don't forget your bag.
KEEF: Whoa!
493
00:17:26,754 --> 00:17:27,964
[grunts]
494
00:17:27,964 --> 00:17:30,132
[thudding]
‐ What the fuck is he doing?
495
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,302
[all groaning]
496
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:35,972
Damn!
GUNTHER: Fucking trooper.
497
00:17:35,972 --> 00:17:38,432
‐ Oh.
498
00:17:38,432 --> 00:17:40,309
I think he might be fucked up.
499
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:47,275
[crowd shouting]
500
00:17:49,193 --> 00:17:50,945
‐ [muttering]
501
00:17:50,945 --> 00:17:52,405
Hey, yo, Keef, slow down.
502
00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,823
KEEF: What?
CLOVIS: Hey, motherfuckers on
503
00:17:53,823 --> 00:17:55,199
the Underground Railroad
didn't walk this fast,
504
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:56,409
and they had dogs behind them,
bro.
505
00:17:56,409 --> 00:17:58,911
‐ I need to go home.
CLOVIS: Goddamn.
506
00:17:58,911 --> 00:18:01,372
‐ Yo, check it out,
got a Kubby shirt.
507
00:18:01,372 --> 00:18:02,748
Why are you looking at me
like that?
508
00:18:02,748 --> 00:18:04,709
KEEF: Judas.
‐ Judas?
509
00:18:04,709 --> 00:18:06,627
‐ Yeah, he chose sides
and so did you.
510
00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:08,963
GUNTHER: Choosing sides?
I bought a shirt.
511
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:11,841
‐ I had to do one thing today‐‐
one thing‐‐
512
00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:13,301
and I couldn't even do that.
513
00:18:13,301 --> 00:18:14,802
‐ Why can't you just
go to a lawyer tomorrow?
514
00:18:14,802 --> 00:18:17,930
‐ Because my free appointment
was for today.
515
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,682
Today.
CLOVIS: Whoa, man, chill.
516
00:18:19,682 --> 00:18:20,933
You gotta let that shit go.
517
00:18:20,933 --> 00:18:22,310
‐ It doesn't matter
if I should let it go
518
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:24,562
or if you think
I'm obsessing or whatever.
519
00:18:24,562 --> 00:18:27,148
It should be my choice,
and they just took 'em.
520
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:28,608
And I can't do anything
about it.
521
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:30,151
They can take my work,
and I can't do anything.
522
00:18:30,151 --> 00:18:32,153
They can take my‐‐they can take
my life!
523
00:18:32,153 --> 00:18:34,405
Ain't nobody out here
crying for me!
524
00:18:34,405 --> 00:18:36,949
‐ Dude...
‐ Hey, what's really going on,
bro?
525
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,994
‐ Look, all I know is that
somebody's out there right now
526
00:18:39,994 --> 00:18:42,538
getting their ass beat for
doing nothing but breathing.
527
00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,999
Okay?
And nobody gives a damn.
528
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,668
You got six‐year‐olds
locked in cages and shit,
529
00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:51,339
and everybody's out here
crying over a fucking koala
named Kubby.
530
00:18:51,339 --> 00:18:54,091
LORNA: We have just heard
from animal control that
531
00:18:54,091 --> 00:18:56,677
the offending officer
has been terminated!
532
00:18:56,677 --> 00:18:58,638
[crowd clamoring]
533
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,014
No, no.
534
00:19:00,014 --> 00:19:02,058
That is not enough.
535
00:19:02,058 --> 00:19:05,728
We the people will not rest
until the mayor,
536
00:19:05,728 --> 00:19:08,981
the city assessor,
and the toll operator
537
00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,858
on the left side of
the Bay Bridge
538
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:13,444
when you're coming back
from Oakland resign!
539
00:19:13,444 --> 00:19:16,656
[cheers and applause]
540
00:19:16,656 --> 00:19:19,116
As we listen to
541
00:19:19,116 --> 00:19:23,162
the sweet siren sounds of
the Digeridoo‐dads,
542
00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:26,582
please come and share
your thoughts
543
00:19:26,582 --> 00:19:30,753
and feelings...on
the Kubby Wall of Tears.
544
00:19:30,753 --> 00:19:32,713
‐ I got something
I would like to share.
545
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,840
LORNA: Great, come on down.
CLOVIS: What is he doing?
546
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,509
KEEF: Excuse me.
547
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,844
Excuse me.
Excuse me.
548
00:19:40,471 --> 00:19:42,390
Thank you.
549
00:19:42,390 --> 00:19:46,268
[crowd shouting]
550
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,312
From the heart,
you know what I mean?
551
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:52,191
Kubby meant so much.
This is from me.
552
00:19:53,150 --> 00:19:56,070
[crowd murmuring]
553
00:19:59,824 --> 00:20:03,369
[crowd jeering, booing]
554
00:20:11,377 --> 00:20:12,753
‐ Fuck you.
555
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:15,548
‐ Cool, man.
Yeah, that makes sense.
556
00:20:15,548 --> 00:20:17,550
Fuck me, 'cause that's what
557
00:20:17,550 --> 00:20:18,884
you've been telling me
this whole time.
558
00:20:18,884 --> 00:20:20,010
Fuck me.
559
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:22,430
‐ Nobody cares what you have
to say.
560
00:20:22,430 --> 00:20:25,683
‐ Believe me, sir,
I am well aware that
561
00:20:25,683 --> 00:20:28,102
nobody cares about me.
562
00:20:29,311 --> 00:20:32,773
Y'all don't care about, uh‐‐uh,
people getting choked out.
563
00:20:32,773 --> 00:20:34,341
You care when we get shot?
564
00:20:34,341 --> 00:20:36,074
Hmm?
‐ Oh shit, man.
565
00:20:36,074 --> 00:20:37,111
‐ [laughs]
566
00:20:37,111 --> 00:20:39,238
Y'all don't care about
that shit at all.
567
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:42,241
You know what
you do care about?
568
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:44,702
Kubby.
It's very evident.
569
00:20:44,702 --> 00:20:46,579
And that's good.
You should care about Kubby.
570
00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,205
But you know who else
you should care about?
571
00:20:48,205 --> 00:20:49,582
People.
572
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:51,959
MAN: Yo, why does it always
have to be about race?
573
00:20:51,959 --> 00:20:53,961
KEEF: Hold it.
It's not just about race.
574
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,880
It's about justice.
575
00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:58,215
‐ Look, calm down, man,
or I'm gonna call 911.
576
00:20:58,215 --> 00:21:01,260
‐ Has anybody seen his sign?
577
00:21:01,260 --> 00:21:02,803
[man shouting]
578
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:04,388
G‐‐you know what?
Fuck me? Fuck you.
579
00:21:04,388 --> 00:21:07,057
Give me this shit.
[crowd screaming]
580
00:21:07,057 --> 00:21:09,727
‐ So sh‐‐should we get him?
581
00:21:09,727 --> 00:21:11,395
‐ No.
No, actually.
582
00:21:11,395 --> 00:21:13,606
I think he needs this.
It's good for him.
583
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:16,567
KEEF: Are you shitting me?
584
00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:19,570
Sh‐‐you‐‐what the fuck?
585
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:21,280
Oh, so cute.
586
00:21:21,280 --> 00:21:23,574
[glass shatters]
[crowd booing]
587
00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:25,159
Oops.
588
00:21:25,159 --> 00:21:27,912
[crowd jeering]
589
00:21:27,912 --> 00:21:30,039
[glass shatters]
We are not Kubby!
590
00:21:30,039 --> 00:21:32,416
[overlapping shouting]
591
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:35,044
‐ Okay, yeah.
No, now we should
probably get him.
592
00:21:35,044 --> 00:21:36,545
‐ No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
593
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:37,880
This shit
just getting interesting now.
594
00:21:37,880 --> 00:21:39,298
‐ Oh, it's Kubby.
Oh.
595
00:21:39,298 --> 00:21:40,549
Oh!
Go get him!
596
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,384
[all booing]
597
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:45,971
ALL: Kubby! Kubby!
Kubby! Kubby!
598
00:21:45,971 --> 00:21:48,974
[Brenda Lee's "I'm Sorry"]
599
00:21:48,974 --> 00:21:56,023
♪ ♪
600
00:21:57,274 --> 00:22:00,945
LEE: ♪ I'm sorry ♪
601
00:22:00,945 --> 00:22:04,490
♪ So sorry ♪
602
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:07,743
♪ That I was ♪
603
00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:09,453
♪ Such a fool ♪
604
00:22:09,453 --> 00:22:11,247
‐ [panting]
605
00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,832
Okay.
606
00:22:12,832 --> 00:22:14,959
I think I need to see somebody.
607
00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:18,212
LEE: ♪ Love could be so cruel ♪
608
00:22:18,212 --> 00:22:25,219
♪ ♪
609
00:22:26,178 --> 00:22:29,682
♪ You tell me ♪
610
00:22:29,682 --> 00:22:32,893
♪ Mistakes ♪
611
00:22:32,893 --> 00:22:38,107
♪ Are part of being young ♪
612
00:22:38,107 --> 00:22:43,237
♪ But that doesn't right ♪
613
00:22:43,237 --> 00:22:46,615
♪ The wrong that's been done ♪
614
00:22:46,615 --> 00:22:52,621
♪ ♪
615
00:22:54,290 --> 00:22:57,585
♪ I'm sorry ♪
616
00:22:57,585 --> 00:23:01,338
♪ So sorry ♪
617
00:23:01,338 --> 00:23:06,218
♪ I'm sorry ♪