1 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:58,144 [sirens wailing in distance] 2 00:01:04,281 --> 00:01:08,546 [cashier] 20, 40, 60, 80... 3 00:01:09,764 --> 00:01:11,592 -I'm telling you, Linda. -...100. 4 00:01:11,766 --> 00:01:15,161 It'll be all about the Internet, this will pay off big time. 5 00:01:15,335 --> 00:01:16,336 [Linda] Uh-huh? 6 00:01:19,165 --> 00:01:21,472 [sighs] You know how many people are online? 7 00:01:21,646 --> 00:01:25,519 35,977,000. 8 00:01:27,695 --> 00:01:29,480 [sighs] 9 00:01:29,610 --> 00:01:33,484 I'm just saying that people are gonna go crazy over this. 10 00:01:33,658 --> 00:01:36,400 I mean, look at David. He loves those computers. 11 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:39,142 Where is he anyway? 12 00:01:39,925 --> 00:01:41,840 Where do you think? 13 00:01:42,014 --> 00:01:45,191 [Linda] In the basement again? I'm getting worried about him. 14 00:01:48,194 --> 00:01:49,935 [computer beeping] 15 00:02:03,383 --> 00:02:05,472 [door creaks] 16 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:16,396 [gasps] 17 00:02:17,571 --> 00:02:19,007 [Linda] Gosh. 18 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:21,749 Sorry, I didn't mean to frighten you. 19 00:02:21,923 --> 00:02:24,187 It's past your bedtime, okay? 20 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:27,538 So say good-night to your cyber friends and you get to bed, okay? 21 00:02:34,936 --> 00:02:36,286 [notification dings] 22 00:02:55,827 --> 00:02:59,265 Why are you so mean? 23 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,151 ["Run Boy Run" playing] 24 00:03:29,077 --> 00:03:32,820 ♪ I wonder if you knew Today would be the day♪ 25 00:03:32,994 --> 00:03:37,521 ♪ That you would get the mark And death would begin Making his way♪♪♪ 26 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,393 ♪ Hungry Yellow eyes♪♪♪ 27 00:03:40,567 --> 00:03:44,484 ♪ A rage full of focus Unwilling to compromise♪♪♪ 28 00:03:44,658 --> 00:03:47,661 ♪ Did you make plans above?♪♪♪ 29 00:03:47,835 --> 00:03:51,448 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight Baby, he got aim♪♪♪ 30 00:03:51,622 --> 00:03:55,365 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing♪♪♪ 31 00:03:55,539 --> 00:03:58,672 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun♪♪♪ 32 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:04,330 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run♪ 33 00:04:04,504 --> 00:04:08,116 ♪ Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪ 34 00:04:08,247 --> 00:04:12,251 ♪ Where the heat at Run, boy, run, boy, run♪ 35 00:04:14,209 --> 00:04:16,299 ♪ Run, boy, run♪ 36 00:04:16,473 --> 00:04:18,997 ♪ Baby Run, boy, run, baby♪♪♪ 37 00:04:19,127 --> 00:04:22,479 ♪ Don't bother asking why When every second counts♪ 38 00:04:22,653 --> 00:04:24,785 ♪ If you don't swallow Your pride♪♪♪ 39 00:04:24,959 --> 00:04:27,571 ♪ You'll be spitting up blood By the ounce♪♪♪ 40 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:30,574 ♪ Move Get out the way♪♪♪ 41 00:04:30,748 --> 00:04:33,316 ♪ Or this could be Your Sabbath day♪♪♪ 42 00:04:33,446 --> 00:04:35,448 ♪ Don't slow down♪ 43 00:04:35,622 --> 00:04:38,843 ♪ Don't let your feet Touch the ground♪♪♪ 44 00:04:39,191 --> 00:04:43,543 ♪ Or you'll find yourself Surrounded♪ 45 00:04:43,717 --> 00:04:45,806 ♪ With no escape♪♪♪ 46 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:49,157 ♪ And nothing But hell to pay♪ 47 00:04:49,332 --> 00:04:52,944 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight Baby, he got aim♪♪♪ 48 00:04:53,118 --> 00:04:56,861 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing♪♪♪ 49 00:04:57,035 --> 00:05:00,647 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun♪♪♪ 50 00:05:00,821 --> 00:05:04,477 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Run, boy, run♪♪♪ 51 00:05:04,651 --> 00:05:06,566 ♪ I say the beast Shoots straight♪♪♪ 52 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:09,003 ♪ Baby, he got aim♪♪♪ 53 00:05:09,177 --> 00:05:12,267 ♪ He got a lifetime of bullets And he ain't playing♪♪♪ 54 00:05:12,442 --> 00:05:16,228 ♪ You better know Where the heat at Follow that gun♪♪♪ 55 00:05:16,402 --> 00:05:18,317 ♪ You better know where the heat at♪♪♪ 56 00:05:18,491 --> 00:05:22,147 ♪ Run, boy, run, boy, run♪♪♪ 57 00:05:26,020 --> 00:05:28,327 [coworker 1] Ellis, hands off the keyboard! 58 00:05:29,850 --> 00:05:33,811 Engaging with trolls is like the worst possible use of your energy. 59 00:05:36,204 --> 00:05:38,293 You're doing your angry typing thing again. 60 00:05:38,468 --> 00:05:40,600 Okay. I'll just delete his comment then. 61 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:42,863 Oh, yeah, I'm sure that's the last time you'll hear about it. 62 00:05:43,037 --> 00:05:44,125 Oh, my God, so I should-- 63 00:05:44,299 --> 00:05:46,389 -Ignore it! -Ignore it! 64 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:49,479 If you feed the trolls, they will grow in power and destroy you. 65 00:05:49,653 --> 00:05:51,785 [notification dings] 66 00:05:51,959 --> 00:05:54,135 -Okay. Have any of you got this email? -[coworker 1] What email? 67 00:05:54,309 --> 00:05:56,311 [coworker 2] No, what is it? 68 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:59,619 Ah, cool, it's one of those things where if you look at it long enough, 69 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,752 you'll see a picture. [chuckles] 70 00:06:04,102 --> 00:06:05,103 -[gasps] -[coworkers giggle] 71 00:06:05,277 --> 00:06:06,583 [Ellis] Oh, my God. 72 00:06:07,714 --> 00:06:09,150 Were you filming that? 73 00:06:10,064 --> 00:06:11,414 That was trendworthy. 74 00:06:11,588 --> 00:06:14,329 [boss] Hey, BuzzFeeders! Quick word. 75 00:06:14,504 --> 00:06:18,159 Uh, just read an article about a young man 76 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,379 who woke up after being in a coma for 21 years. 77 00:06:20,553 --> 00:06:22,033 [employees murmur] 78 00:06:22,207 --> 00:06:24,165 Here's the uncool part, I read it on Vice! 79 00:06:24,339 --> 00:06:26,211 [employee groans] Oh, dude. 80 00:06:26,385 --> 00:06:28,692 Come on! Guys, we should be on that. 81 00:06:28,866 --> 00:06:30,520 This is our kind of shit! 82 00:06:30,694 --> 00:06:33,261 Uh, "27 Surprising Places to Eat in New York City 83 00:06:33,436 --> 00:06:35,307 if You've Just Woken Up From a Coma." 84 00:06:35,481 --> 00:06:37,570 [chuckles] But better, obviously. 85 00:06:37,744 --> 00:06:39,354 Adam E. 86 00:06:39,529 --> 00:06:41,313 Just going over your performance metrics 87 00:06:41,487 --> 00:06:45,448 and the general audience sentiment shows that your content is, 88 00:06:45,622 --> 00:06:47,580 well, for lack of better words, relatable AF. 89 00:06:47,754 --> 00:06:50,670 Here's the less good part, not as great, 90 00:06:50,844 --> 00:06:52,063 your reach is kind of lame. 91 00:06:52,237 --> 00:06:53,543 It's not a criticism, 92 00:06:53,717 --> 00:06:54,979 it's just something to consider. 93 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,242 We'd like to get those numbers up. 94 00:06:57,416 --> 00:07:00,201 For example, right now your views are lagging way behind Norris's lists. 95 00:07:00,724 --> 00:07:02,029 Yes! 96 00:07:02,203 --> 00:07:04,684 I knew my "Top Ten Buffy Episodes 97 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:06,294 and What Your Favorite Says About You" 98 00:07:06,469 --> 00:07:08,601 would totally slay. [chuckles] 99 00:07:08,775 --> 00:07:11,474 Get it, slay? Like-- you know, like vampire slayer. 100 00:07:11,648 --> 00:07:13,693 Yes! I'm dead, I'm so dead.It's sick, huh? 101 00:07:13,867 --> 00:07:16,696 -[both laughing] -You've been sitting on that one. 102 00:07:16,870 --> 00:07:18,611 Yeah, I have. Yeah, I wanted to-- 103 00:07:18,785 --> 00:07:20,221 I wanted to raise the stakes up so, just for-- 104 00:07:20,395 --> 00:07:22,223 Oh, that's two!For you. Yeah, boom. 105 00:07:22,397 --> 00:07:25,226 Very funny, Norris. But you don't have to celebrate it, okay? 106 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:27,446 Take the compliment, internalize it.Absolutely. 107 00:07:27,620 --> 00:07:28,926 Feel good about it.Yeah. 108 00:07:29,100 --> 00:07:30,144 But we don't want to make people feel bad. 109 00:07:30,318 --> 00:07:31,581 Absolutely. Lock it up. 110 00:07:31,755 --> 00:07:34,279 [boss] You're behind that pun machine. 111 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:36,281 Way behind. 112 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:39,806 I'd love to see some more authentic original content from you. 113 00:07:39,980 --> 00:07:42,069 -[Adam] Yeah. -People really dig when you reveal 114 00:07:42,243 --> 00:07:44,463 -the funny, painful truth about stuff. -Right. 115 00:07:44,637 --> 00:07:47,901 Yeah? So maybe try that, yeah? Cool. Okay, Evelyn, great. 116 00:07:52,689 --> 00:07:55,779 He said the same thing to Carmen two weeks ago. 117 00:07:55,953 --> 00:07:58,346 Carmen who got fired a week ago? 118 00:08:00,087 --> 00:08:01,436 -Yeah. -Yeah. 119 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:04,483 But it's gonna be okay. 120 00:08:08,269 --> 00:08:10,010 "Try to make your comics have more pain-- 121 00:08:10,184 --> 00:08:12,186 but funny pain."[chuckles] 122 00:08:12,360 --> 00:08:14,580 "But not so funny they lose the pain." 123 00:08:14,754 --> 00:08:16,147 Oh, come on, you can do that. 124 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,062 "You make it relatable and inclusive." 125 00:08:18,236 --> 00:08:22,066 Inclusive? AKA, gay. 126 00:08:22,240 --> 00:08:23,328 [chuckling] Gay. 127 00:08:26,549 --> 00:08:28,986 You were pretty restless last night. 128 00:08:31,249 --> 00:08:32,380 Yeah?Yeah. 129 00:08:35,688 --> 00:08:37,908 Adam, I can sleep back at my own place. 130 00:08:38,082 --> 00:08:39,866 You know, you can just tell me. 131 00:08:41,564 --> 00:08:44,741 No, it's not that. Really, it's not that. 132 00:08:46,525 --> 00:08:48,353 I was thinking, 133 00:08:48,527 --> 00:08:50,877 I know that you and your mom aren't close, 134 00:08:51,051 --> 00:08:54,533 but maybe it's time I got to meet her. 135 00:08:55,708 --> 00:08:56,927 If-- If you want. 136 00:08:58,145 --> 00:09:00,234 I don't know. I-- I, um... 137 00:09:01,888 --> 00:09:03,498 You don't want to meet my mom. 138 00:09:05,718 --> 00:09:08,678 You think I'm crazy, you ain't seen nothing. 139 00:09:09,504 --> 00:09:10,854 You know I love you, right? 140 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:26,826 [teenager 1] I know it's only been a few hours, but I think I love you. 141 00:09:27,000 --> 00:09:28,741 [teenager 2 laughs] 142 00:09:28,915 --> 00:09:31,483 Oh, shit, he's responding. "I think I love you too." 143 00:09:31,657 --> 00:09:33,354 Yo, he loves you, he loves you! 144 00:09:33,528 --> 00:09:35,574 Wait, wait, wait, wait. [clears throat] 145 00:09:35,748 --> 00:09:37,489 Do you wanna hold me? 146 00:09:40,797 --> 00:09:42,363 Ew. 147 00:09:42,537 --> 00:09:44,278 Do you wanna make out with a 14-year-old boy? 148 00:09:48,631 --> 00:09:51,808 And we're blocked. Yes! 149 00:09:51,982 --> 00:09:54,941 Okay. Sports Chat? 150 00:09:56,073 --> 00:09:57,204 [teenager 1] This one. 151 00:09:57,378 --> 00:10:00,425 "Hi, I'm David. Ask me anything." 152 00:10:00,599 --> 00:10:05,343 "Chat room rules. No bullying. No bad language." What? 153 00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,650 Yeah, this guy's asking for it. 154 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:11,436 "Ask only two questions, but never three." 155 00:10:12,393 --> 00:10:13,786 Dude, this is hilarious. 156 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:16,223 All right. 157 00:10:16,397 --> 00:10:20,967 Dear David, why are you such a loser? 158 00:10:23,230 --> 00:10:25,842 "I think you'd both like me if you gave me a chance." 159 00:10:26,016 --> 00:10:28,148 What-- Wait, how does he know there's two of us? 160 00:10:28,322 --> 00:10:31,325 Chill out, man. He's probably doing exactly what we're doing. 161 00:10:31,499 --> 00:10:34,894 Tell me why a loser like you shouldn't blow your brains out. 162 00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:37,070 Dude, that's pretty dark. 163 00:10:37,244 --> 00:10:39,769 Come on, man. No one takes this shit serious. 164 00:10:43,207 --> 00:10:45,862 "So I'll live to see you die." 165 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:47,690 Dear David--Maybe let's not. 166 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:49,387 He said not to ask three questions. 167 00:10:49,561 --> 00:10:51,519 Maybe you shouldn't be such a pussy. 168 00:10:52,129 --> 00:10:53,043 Whatever. 169 00:10:53,217 --> 00:10:54,609 How am I going to die? 170 00:10:57,743 --> 00:11:00,920 "Alone, afraid, and wetting your bed." 171 00:11:04,054 --> 00:11:05,969 -What? Yo, that's-- -Dude. 172 00:11:06,143 --> 00:11:07,666 [electricity buzzing] 173 00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:13,933 Dude, let's just watch Riverdale. 174 00:11:14,107 --> 00:11:17,154 -Are you bugging out because of this creep? -No. 175 00:11:28,252 --> 00:11:29,906 [coworker 3] Oh, my God. And Beatrice? 176 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:31,734 She just got fired as editor of Teen Vogue Online. 177 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:33,344 Now I'm fourth in line to replace her. 178 00:11:33,518 --> 00:11:36,042 Oh! It's like Game of Thrones, 179 00:11:36,216 --> 00:11:38,175 but for a fashion-savvy social warrior. 180 00:11:38,349 --> 00:11:39,437 Here's to that. 181 00:11:41,004 --> 00:11:43,441 And Adam, at least you'll have plenty of introvert work-from-home time 182 00:11:43,615 --> 00:11:45,182 once Kyle's gone. 183 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:48,011 Yes. Wait, what? What do you mean? 184 00:11:48,881 --> 00:11:50,100 [chuckles] 185 00:11:51,231 --> 00:11:53,059 I'm flying out to Arkansas tonight. 186 00:11:53,843 --> 00:11:55,758 Your mom!My mom's hysterectomy. 187 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:58,369 I'm gonna help out until my sisters can get there. 188 00:11:58,543 --> 00:12:00,197 Right. Sorry. 189 00:12:00,371 --> 00:12:02,112 Well, it might do you some good. 190 00:12:02,286 --> 00:12:04,984 No distractions. Except the Internet. 191 00:12:09,119 --> 00:12:10,903 -Another drink? -[coworker 3] Yes, please. 192 00:12:12,992 --> 00:12:15,038 Hey, I am so sorry. That was super messed up. 193 00:12:15,212 --> 00:12:17,214 I do remember, I promise. 194 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:20,347 It's okay. All right? I get it. All right? 195 00:12:20,521 --> 00:12:22,219 We both have a lot going on right now. 196 00:12:22,393 --> 00:12:23,481 But this, 197 00:12:24,787 --> 00:12:27,572 we gotta maintain a full signal between us 198 00:12:27,746 --> 00:12:29,487 or else the call gets dropped. 199 00:12:29,661 --> 00:12:31,097 I don't want that. 200 00:12:31,271 --> 00:12:32,055 Me neither. 201 00:12:32,229 --> 00:12:33,099 Okay. 202 00:12:33,273 --> 00:12:34,622 Yeah. I'm sorry. 203 00:12:34,797 --> 00:12:35,885 It's okay. 204 00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:03,390 -[high-pitched chiming] -[inhales sharply] 205 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,137 [breathing rapidly] 206 00:13:15,402 --> 00:13:16,839 [muffled scream] 207 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,754 [choking] 208 00:13:29,460 --> 00:13:31,070 ["Friending" playing] 209 00:13:45,258 --> 00:13:47,260 ♪ You were talking about♪ 210 00:13:47,434 --> 00:13:50,394 ♪ All the time That you've been spending♪♪♪ 211 00:13:50,568 --> 00:13:53,179 ♪ Do you Do you have an idea♪♪♪ 212 00:13:53,353 --> 00:13:56,487 ♪ All the time That you've been friending♪♪♪ 213 00:13:56,661 --> 00:13:59,359 ♪ I think you've got A good idea♪♪♪ 214 00:13:59,533 --> 00:14:02,232 ♪ Of the time You've been wasting♪♪♪ 215 00:14:02,362 --> 00:14:04,147 ♪ On and on and on♪ 216 00:14:04,321 --> 00:14:07,498 ♪ And it goes on And on and on♪♪♪ 217 00:14:09,326 --> 00:14:11,241 ♪ And you say that you know♪ 218 00:14:11,371 --> 00:14:14,766 ♪ Every time That you've been trending♪ 219 00:14:14,897 --> 00:14:17,290 ♪ And you And you say that you know♪ 220 00:14:17,464 --> 00:14:21,555 ♪ Everyone who you've been Friending♪♪♪ 221 00:14:21,686 --> 00:14:23,644 ♪ But you'll never find out♪ 222 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:26,169 ♪ Everyone who you've been Offending♪♪♪ 223 00:14:26,343 --> 00:14:28,693 ♪ On and on and on♪♪♪ 224 00:14:28,867 --> 00:14:32,740 ♪ And it goes on and on and on It goes on and on♪♪♪ 225 00:14:39,878 --> 00:14:40,923 [sighs] 226 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:42,925 [music ends] 227 00:14:43,969 --> 00:14:45,144 [groans] 228 00:15:06,252 --> 00:15:07,297 Ping! 229 00:15:08,602 --> 00:15:09,864 Fuckin' twat. 230 00:15:14,565 --> 00:15:15,609 [scoffs] 231 00:15:18,786 --> 00:15:21,224 Why don't you die in a fire? 232 00:15:22,312 --> 00:15:23,966 [meows] 233 00:15:24,140 --> 00:15:25,924 Don't judge me, you're not my mom. 234 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:29,406 Sometimes you gotta troll the trolls. 235 00:15:38,632 --> 00:15:40,373 Internet... 236 00:15:40,547 --> 00:15:42,549 educate him. 237 00:15:44,856 --> 00:15:46,118 [notifications chiming] 238 00:15:48,512 --> 00:15:49,992 [chuckles] 239 00:15:55,519 --> 00:15:56,389 [chuckles] 240 00:16:08,227 --> 00:16:09,881 See? 241 00:16:10,055 --> 00:16:11,752 I'm relatable AF. 242 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:15,060 [chuckles] 243 00:16:21,849 --> 00:16:23,025 [scoffs] 244 00:16:29,553 --> 00:16:30,597 [groans] 245 00:16:32,164 --> 00:16:33,165 [sighs] 246 00:16:43,262 --> 00:16:44,655 [purring] 247 00:16:48,702 --> 00:16:49,921 [chuckles] 248 00:16:51,662 --> 00:16:53,011 I love you too. 249 00:16:54,534 --> 00:16:56,362 [inhales deeply] 250 00:16:56,536 --> 00:16:58,234 [groans] Oh, my God. 251 00:16:59,844 --> 00:17:02,064 [sniffles] Are you hungry? 252 00:17:02,934 --> 00:17:04,066 [cell phone beeps] 253 00:17:04,892 --> 00:17:07,330 All right. Come on. 254 00:17:09,941 --> 00:17:12,552 [sighs] I should drink and post more often. 255 00:17:18,123 --> 00:17:20,691 [creaking] 256 00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:37,969 [cat meows] 257 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,936 [announcer] Please stand away from the platform edge. 258 00:18:00,165 --> 00:18:01,819 [horn honking] 259 00:18:49,127 --> 00:18:50,172 [cell phone chimes] 260 00:18:51,738 --> 00:18:53,610 -[clattering] -[gasps] 261 00:19:07,667 --> 00:19:09,103 [clanging] 262 00:19:11,323 --> 00:19:13,412 [loud clang] 263 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:14,848 -[electricity buzzing] -[gasps] 264 00:19:23,335 --> 00:19:24,684 [person shouting] 265 00:19:25,772 --> 00:19:26,686 [keys jangling] 266 00:19:26,860 --> 00:19:27,905 Shit. 267 00:19:34,346 --> 00:19:35,565 Thanks, man. 268 00:19:36,435 --> 00:19:38,002 [laughing] 269 00:19:39,525 --> 00:19:41,266 Baby steps. Baby steps. 270 00:19:53,974 --> 00:19:55,019 [light bulb blows] 271 00:19:57,761 --> 00:19:59,197 [neighbor moaning, panting] 272 00:19:59,371 --> 00:20:00,981 [Adam groans] 273 00:20:01,155 --> 00:20:02,722 [moaning continues loudly] 274 00:20:02,896 --> 00:20:04,507 [video game music playing] 275 00:20:11,296 --> 00:20:13,167 [video game chimes] 276 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:17,911 [shooting on video game] 277 00:20:47,289 --> 00:20:49,291 [creaking] 278 00:21:03,392 --> 00:21:04,610 [groans] 279 00:21:34,988 --> 00:21:36,338 [gasps] 280 00:21:53,093 --> 00:21:54,834 [Adam] I really didn't sleep well this weekend. 281 00:21:55,008 --> 00:21:56,532 [Evelyn] Lonely without Kyle already? 282 00:21:56,706 --> 00:21:57,881 I had sleep paralysis. 283 00:21:58,055 --> 00:21:59,752 Hmm?It's where you wake up, 284 00:21:59,926 --> 00:22:02,059 but you can't move, but you can see. 285 00:22:02,233 --> 00:22:04,191 That's a real thing?Mm-hmm. 286 00:22:04,366 --> 00:22:06,019 Yeah, I haven't had it since my final year of college. 287 00:22:06,193 --> 00:22:07,847 It's, like, stress-related or something, 288 00:22:08,021 --> 00:22:10,937 but they say you can see things because... 289 00:22:11,111 --> 00:22:12,591 your brain is still dreaming. 290 00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,289 Mm-hmm.But I've never had it that bad before. 291 00:22:15,986 --> 00:22:17,422 I don't know, it-- 292 00:22:18,641 --> 00:22:20,730 it just felt very real, you know? 293 00:22:22,253 --> 00:22:24,560 Did you want me to come over at night to protect you? 294 00:22:24,734 --> 00:22:25,778 [grunts] 295 00:22:26,475 --> 00:22:27,780 I think I'll be fine. 296 00:22:36,789 --> 00:22:38,791 [high-pitched chiming] 297 00:23:04,904 --> 00:23:07,124 [static buzzing] 298 00:23:21,834 --> 00:23:23,445 [buzzing stops] 299 00:23:24,315 --> 00:23:25,447 [person whispers] Adam! 300 00:23:30,364 --> 00:23:32,279 [muffled chattering] 301 00:23:39,025 --> 00:23:41,767 You've seen my son, Dear David, haven't you? 302 00:23:43,029 --> 00:23:45,075 [electricity buzzing] 303 00:23:46,424 --> 00:23:47,947 Dear David. 304 00:23:49,688 --> 00:23:51,124 You saw him. 305 00:23:53,866 --> 00:23:55,041 What does he want? 306 00:23:57,783 --> 00:24:01,265 You can ask him, but only two questions. 307 00:24:02,135 --> 00:24:03,180 Never three. 308 00:24:05,182 --> 00:24:06,226 Why? 309 00:24:07,271 --> 00:24:08,490 Ask him yourself. 310 00:24:35,691 --> 00:24:36,779 David? 311 00:24:52,490 --> 00:24:54,405 [muffled shouting] 312 00:24:54,579 --> 00:24:56,233 [panting] 313 00:25:09,420 --> 00:25:10,856 What are you doing tonight? 314 00:25:11,030 --> 00:25:12,989 [pop music playing] 315 00:25:13,163 --> 00:25:14,947 [Evelyn] This one says the ghost of a masturbating chimp 316 00:25:15,121 --> 00:25:18,211 roams the hallways of their stately home. [chuckles] 317 00:25:19,343 --> 00:25:21,650 There are actually a lot of weirdos out there. 318 00:25:23,956 --> 00:25:26,568 Not you. You're under a lot of pressure. 319 00:25:26,742 --> 00:25:27,786 Hmm. 320 00:25:27,960 --> 00:25:29,745 It's your turn.Okay. 321 00:25:33,183 --> 00:25:35,098 I feel like this game is trying to tell me something. 322 00:25:35,272 --> 00:25:36,273 What do you think? 323 00:25:37,491 --> 00:25:38,971 A hundred percent.Hmm. 324 00:25:39,145 --> 00:25:41,017 That you're a total failure.I'm a total failure. 325 00:25:41,191 --> 00:25:42,627 Mm-hmm.Yeah, thought so. 326 00:25:42,801 --> 00:25:44,455 You should have let me bring my Ouija board over. 327 00:25:44,629 --> 00:25:47,719 Then we'd really figure out what's bothering you. 328 00:25:47,893 --> 00:25:50,374 I'm not trying to invite more paranormal activity, 329 00:25:50,548 --> 00:25:51,723 thank you very much. 330 00:25:51,897 --> 00:25:53,029 [clattering] 331 00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:56,423 [chuckles] 332 00:25:58,991 --> 00:26:00,514 It's just the cats. 333 00:26:05,345 --> 00:26:06,608 Are you serious? 334 00:26:08,914 --> 00:26:11,700 -[chuckles] Ellis. Oh, my God. -[cats meowing] 335 00:26:17,488 --> 00:26:19,055 -That's really weird. -What is? 336 00:26:19,229 --> 00:26:20,926 They don't want me to touch it. 337 00:26:21,100 --> 00:26:22,928 -[chuckles] Oh! -No! 338 00:26:25,757 --> 00:26:27,106 [chuckling] 339 00:26:28,107 --> 00:26:30,109 It's just a camera. 340 00:26:31,981 --> 00:26:33,156 [sighs] 341 00:26:37,508 --> 00:26:41,251 It even takes photos like a real camera. 342 00:26:41,425 --> 00:26:43,166 I should go and get some work done. 343 00:26:46,430 --> 00:26:48,040 Get some sleep. 344 00:26:48,214 --> 00:26:50,956 Dream of hot men, not dead boys. 345 00:26:54,351 --> 00:26:57,659 [door opens, shuts] 346 00:27:05,492 --> 00:27:07,103 [cell phone buzzing] 347 00:27:15,546 --> 00:27:17,026 [Kyle] Hey, you. How's it going? 348 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,071 My mom's home, she's good. 349 00:27:19,202 --> 00:27:21,465 Although struggling to go number two. 350 00:27:21,639 --> 00:27:23,206 We bought her all kinds of fiber supplements... 351 00:27:23,380 --> 00:27:24,947 [Adam] What the hell? 352 00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:26,209 ...but we don't want her to burst her stitches. 353 00:27:26,339 --> 00:27:27,514 -[Adam] Ew. God. -Love yo-- 354 00:27:28,733 --> 00:27:29,995 Not now, Kyle. 355 00:27:46,751 --> 00:27:48,144 [rattling] 356 00:27:57,762 --> 00:27:59,329 [sighs] 357 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,782 No. People will think I'm nuts. 358 00:28:19,218 --> 00:28:20,785 [sighs] 359 00:29:15,274 --> 00:29:17,276 [creaking] 360 00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:24,414 [high-pitched chiming] 361 00:29:33,771 --> 00:29:34,772 [gasps] 362 00:29:34,946 --> 00:29:37,601 [heartbeat thumping] 363 00:29:39,429 --> 00:29:41,083 [panting] 364 00:29:53,399 --> 00:29:57,012 Who are you? 365 00:30:01,973 --> 00:30:03,409 [whispering] Just a follower. 366 00:30:47,671 --> 00:30:48,628 [Adam] You guys moving out? 367 00:30:49,238 --> 00:30:50,543 Uh, sure are. 368 00:30:51,588 --> 00:30:53,024 Any particular reason? 369 00:30:53,198 --> 00:30:55,026 Like, uh, I don't know, 370 00:30:55,200 --> 00:30:58,334 bad dreams, or a creepy kid in the corner of the room? 371 00:30:58,508 --> 00:31:00,510 Half a head? [chuckles] 372 00:31:01,337 --> 00:31:03,861 -Nah, bro. -We're moving upstate. 373 00:31:04,035 --> 00:31:04,993 Oh. 374 00:31:05,167 --> 00:31:06,168 Good luck. 375 00:31:08,605 --> 00:31:09,649 [chuckling] 376 00:31:20,051 --> 00:31:22,575 And even if you are right and it's all in my head 377 00:31:22,749 --> 00:31:24,099 and I'm just a crazy person, 378 00:31:24,273 --> 00:31:25,404 look how big this apartment is. 379 00:31:25,578 --> 00:31:27,841 It's a win-win, baby! 380 00:31:28,016 --> 00:31:31,323 Hmm. I think they recommend moving further than just up the stairs. 381 00:31:32,672 --> 00:31:36,198 Oh, and, hey, no more sex sounds above you. 382 00:31:37,416 --> 00:31:39,070 Downstairs is available if you want to hear mine. 383 00:31:39,244 --> 00:31:40,985 Ew, gross. 384 00:31:41,159 --> 00:31:42,378 That's homophobia. 385 00:31:42,552 --> 00:31:43,901 No, it's not! 386 00:31:44,467 --> 00:31:45,555 Oh, my God. 387 00:31:47,513 --> 00:31:49,080 What is this?Oh, God. 388 00:31:49,254 --> 00:31:50,647 Is that you?Mm-hmm. 389 00:31:50,821 --> 00:31:52,127 Ah! 390 00:31:52,301 --> 00:31:54,216 This is me and all of my childhood friends. 391 00:31:54,390 --> 00:31:58,611 That's my best friend Link and we're saving the Princess Zelda. 392 00:31:58,785 --> 00:32:01,614 -Oh, my God, you had an imaginary friend. -Hmm. 393 00:32:01,788 --> 00:32:05,227 That's such an only child thing.Hmm. Yeah, I know. 394 00:32:05,401 --> 00:32:08,186 No wonder you looked so lost and lonely before I adopted you at work. 395 00:32:08,360 --> 00:32:09,448 Hmm. 396 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:19,676 [cats meowing] 397 00:32:26,596 --> 00:32:28,685 [sighs] 398 00:32:31,775 --> 00:32:33,516 [meowing continues] 399 00:32:41,785 --> 00:32:44,701 Hey, babies. What are you looking at? 400 00:32:44,875 --> 00:32:46,007 [growling] 401 00:32:46,181 --> 00:32:47,878 [camera clicks] 402 00:32:48,052 --> 00:32:49,880 What the hell are you looking at? 403 00:33:07,898 --> 00:33:09,769 -[cats yowling] -Shit. 404 00:33:10,727 --> 00:33:12,468 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 405 00:33:16,907 --> 00:33:17,995 [camera clicks] 406 00:33:22,739 --> 00:33:23,783 What? 407 00:33:24,871 --> 00:33:26,786 Are you fucking kidding me? 408 00:33:27,483 --> 00:33:28,701 Oh, come on. 409 00:34:06,913 --> 00:34:08,524 [whooshing] 410 00:34:11,918 --> 00:34:13,268 [panting] 411 00:34:13,442 --> 00:34:14,704 Yes, yes, yes. 412 00:34:16,271 --> 00:34:17,446 Call, call, call. 413 00:34:21,319 --> 00:34:24,453 Come on, come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up. 414 00:34:25,323 --> 00:34:26,324 No. 415 00:34:29,240 --> 00:34:31,460 Just breathing. Breathe, breathe, breathe. 416 00:34:32,417 --> 00:34:33,418 You're okay. 417 00:34:33,592 --> 00:34:34,985 [breathing heavily] 418 00:34:54,004 --> 00:34:55,962 [panting] 419 00:35:06,103 --> 00:35:08,410 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 420 00:35:08,584 --> 00:35:10,977 [boss] I don't like scary things, really, but I was, like, riveted by this. 421 00:35:11,152 --> 00:35:15,634 Oh! Speak of the devil! Adam E! There he is. 422 00:35:15,808 --> 00:35:17,680 Why didn't you tell me what you were working on? 423 00:35:18,246 --> 00:35:20,335 Uh... 424 00:35:20,509 --> 00:35:23,076 -Uh, what am I working on? -All right, Mr. Modest. 425 00:35:23,251 --> 00:35:26,515 This Dear David story, it's crazy good. 426 00:35:26,689 --> 00:35:29,039 It feels personal, but, uh, digestible. 427 00:35:29,213 --> 00:35:31,737 It's fresh. It's like a whole new format. 428 00:35:31,911 --> 00:35:35,350 I was telling these guys, I was afraid to leave my room last night. 429 00:35:36,307 --> 00:35:37,221 [chuckling] 430 00:35:37,395 --> 00:35:40,050 So, um, yeah, so that-- 431 00:35:40,224 --> 00:35:42,835 so that story is-- is actually happening. 432 00:35:43,009 --> 00:35:44,750 It's totally happening. 433 00:35:44,924 --> 00:35:46,317 It's rad too. I like how you're bringing that back. 434 00:35:46,491 --> 00:35:48,189 It's like what we talked about. 435 00:35:48,363 --> 00:35:50,713 I'm not taking credit for this, but I told you. 436 00:35:50,887 --> 00:35:52,454 It's not just about the pep talk, 437 00:35:52,628 --> 00:35:54,369 you had to dig in and find it, and you did. 438 00:35:54,543 --> 00:35:56,022 In fact, I'm gonna spotlight it on the home page, 439 00:35:56,197 --> 00:35:58,286 so I want you to put something together. 440 00:35:58,460 --> 00:36:01,811 You know, liven it up with some-- some GIFs and memes and stuff. 441 00:36:01,985 --> 00:36:04,422 You're good at that. Make it fun. Okay? 442 00:36:04,596 --> 00:36:06,250 -Norris, go ahead. -Uh... 443 00:36:06,424 --> 00:36:09,253 "Top Ten Reasons Why Dawson From Dawson's Creek 444 00:36:09,427 --> 00:36:11,386 is a Little Bitch Boy." 445 00:36:11,560 --> 00:36:13,257 -[boss] Ooh. The word "bitch" might be-- -Too much, yeah. 446 00:36:23,920 --> 00:36:25,443 This feels wrong. 447 00:36:25,617 --> 00:36:27,010 It feels dirty or something. I don't know. 448 00:36:28,707 --> 00:36:30,796 Not fun dirty, bad dirty. 449 00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,846 Let them vote on what you do next. 450 00:36:37,020 --> 00:36:38,978 That's a really good idea.Mm-hmm. 451 00:36:42,330 --> 00:36:44,245 Number one, Ouija board? 452 00:36:45,115 --> 00:36:46,595 [Evelyn] Definitely. 453 00:36:46,769 --> 00:36:49,337 Number two, hire a medium? I like that one. 454 00:36:49,511 --> 00:36:50,860 Mm-hmm.I don't hate it. 455 00:36:51,034 --> 00:36:52,122 -[Evelyn] Mm-hmm. -[Adam] Okay. 456 00:36:52,296 --> 00:36:53,384 [Evelyn] It's a good number two. 457 00:36:53,558 --> 00:36:54,516 Three. 458 00:36:55,734 --> 00:36:58,389 Oh, my God. You have to pick that one. 459 00:36:58,563 --> 00:36:59,651 For real?Mm-hmm! 460 00:37:07,616 --> 00:37:09,313 I rid you of evil. 461 00:37:10,140 --> 00:37:11,663 I rid you of evil. 462 00:37:13,926 --> 00:37:15,928 I rid you of evil. 463 00:37:16,755 --> 00:37:18,931 I rid you of evil! 464 00:37:19,541 --> 00:37:20,716 [coughing] 465 00:37:21,282 --> 00:37:22,413 [chuckling] 466 00:37:22,587 --> 00:37:24,154 I don't remember inviting you over. 467 00:37:24,328 --> 00:37:27,200 Please, I'm the least of your uninvited problems. 468 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:28,985 Ooh. 469 00:37:29,159 --> 00:37:31,814 Someone says that I should get a sleep talk app 470 00:37:31,988 --> 00:37:34,033 to record what happens at night. 471 00:37:34,207 --> 00:37:36,079 [Evelyn] I like it.Hmm. 472 00:37:36,253 --> 00:37:38,037 I think I might do that tonight. 473 00:37:38,211 --> 00:37:41,693 Maybe Dear David is like Link? 474 00:37:41,867 --> 00:37:43,913 Just another imaginary friend. 475 00:37:44,087 --> 00:37:45,697 He's not imaginary. 476 00:37:45,871 --> 00:37:47,917 Uh, what does Kyle think? 477 00:37:50,702 --> 00:37:51,921 I don't know. 478 00:37:53,575 --> 00:37:55,968 I haven't spoken to him in a while, he's MIA on this whole trip. 479 00:37:56,142 --> 00:37:57,405 I think he's mad at me. 480 00:37:58,319 --> 00:37:59,711 Why would he be mad at you? 481 00:38:01,496 --> 00:38:03,149 I haven't called him back. 482 00:38:09,112 --> 00:38:10,243 [groans] 483 00:38:11,854 --> 00:38:13,334 Okay, fine, if you must know, 484 00:38:13,508 --> 00:38:14,987 it's because he keeps saying "I love you" 485 00:38:15,161 --> 00:38:16,249 and I don't know how to respond to that. 486 00:38:16,424 --> 00:38:18,034 Okay? That's why. 487 00:38:18,208 --> 00:38:20,602 If you don't wanna listen to Kyle and his feelings, 488 00:38:20,776 --> 00:38:23,953 then he's not gonna be there for you and your ghost problems. 489 00:38:27,826 --> 00:38:29,350 [yawns] 490 00:38:31,221 --> 00:38:32,483 [notifications chiming] 491 00:38:33,789 --> 00:38:34,790 [groans] 492 00:38:50,022 --> 00:38:51,067 [chuckles] 493 00:38:57,203 --> 00:38:58,248 [cat meows] 494 00:39:07,605 --> 00:39:08,867 [cat yowls] 495 00:39:18,224 --> 00:39:19,748 [voices whispering] 496 00:39:22,141 --> 00:39:23,665 [cat meows] 497 00:39:38,375 --> 00:39:39,420 [gasps] 498 00:39:39,594 --> 00:39:41,378 [choking] 499 00:40:04,009 --> 00:40:05,924 [distorted screaming] 500 00:40:06,098 --> 00:40:07,491 [gasping] 501 00:40:09,754 --> 00:40:10,799 [grunts] 502 00:40:13,366 --> 00:40:15,368 [breathing rapidly] 503 00:40:15,543 --> 00:40:19,068 What... do you... 504 00:40:20,983 --> 00:40:23,115 want from me? 505 00:40:23,289 --> 00:40:26,031 [rocking chair creaking] 506 00:40:34,039 --> 00:40:35,258 [choking] 507 00:40:35,432 --> 00:40:37,042 That's two! 508 00:40:37,216 --> 00:40:38,740 -[thuds] -[gasps] 509 00:40:48,184 --> 00:40:49,315 [groans] 510 00:40:51,622 --> 00:40:52,623 [sighs] 511 00:41:04,026 --> 00:41:05,680 [gasping through speaker] 512 00:41:06,550 --> 00:41:08,291 [distorted speech] 513 00:41:11,120 --> 00:41:13,514 [panting, distorted speech] 514 00:41:16,517 --> 00:41:18,127 [Adam] What do you... 515 00:41:20,172 --> 00:41:21,739 want from me? 516 00:41:22,348 --> 00:41:23,785 [David] That's two! 517 00:41:34,709 --> 00:41:35,971 -[muffled thud] -[gasps] 518 00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,236 What the hell is that? 519 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:52,204 [stairs creaking] 520 00:41:55,120 --> 00:41:56,121 [muffled thud] 521 00:42:09,178 --> 00:42:10,222 [gasps] 522 00:42:17,882 --> 00:42:19,580 [door clicking] 523 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:34,029 -[clattering] -[gasps] 524 00:42:39,121 --> 00:42:40,862 -[creaking] -[gasps] 525 00:42:58,053 --> 00:43:01,056 -[gasps] -[Kyle] Adam, Adam. It's me, it's me. 526 00:43:01,230 --> 00:43:02,971 -[Adam panting] -[metal clattering] 527 00:43:03,885 --> 00:43:05,582 [Kyle] What the hell is going on? 528 00:43:07,802 --> 00:43:09,020 It's me. 529 00:43:16,637 --> 00:43:19,727 [Adam] That's it. That's everything, I hope. 530 00:43:21,337 --> 00:43:23,644 [Kyle] You know why I love your comics so much? 531 00:43:24,340 --> 00:43:26,211 Why? 532 00:43:26,385 --> 00:43:29,084 It's the only way I feel like I actually get to know you. 533 00:43:29,258 --> 00:43:30,999 My cartoons do the talking for me, 534 00:43:31,173 --> 00:43:33,262 there's nothing wrong with that. 535 00:43:33,436 --> 00:43:35,830 There is when you never actually say anything that's real. 536 00:43:36,004 --> 00:43:37,483 That is so unfair. 537 00:43:37,658 --> 00:43:39,181 Maybe you never listen when I do, 538 00:43:39,355 --> 00:43:40,704 but I talk to you a lot. 539 00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:45,013 Sure, in sarcasm and memes. 540 00:43:45,187 --> 00:43:50,148 Which is cute until my friends ask me if a ghost is haunting me too, 541 00:43:50,322 --> 00:43:52,368 and I have no idea what they're talking about 542 00:43:52,542 --> 00:43:55,197 until I see this shit online like one of your... 543 00:43:55,371 --> 00:43:56,720 fucking followers. 544 00:43:56,894 --> 00:43:58,853 I tried calling, you were blowing me off. 545 00:43:59,027 --> 00:44:00,681 I thought you were mad at me, I was giving you space. 546 00:44:00,855 --> 00:44:03,161 I've been calling. Texting. 547 00:44:04,032 --> 00:44:05,033 Look. 548 00:44:06,469 --> 00:44:10,299 You moved apartments and didn't say anything to me. 549 00:44:11,909 --> 00:44:13,694 And then Jaxon sends me this. 550 00:44:15,260 --> 00:44:16,958 He found it last week. 551 00:44:17,132 --> 00:44:18,829 I'm not on Grindr. 552 00:44:19,003 --> 00:44:20,788 Someone is obviously catfishing me. 553 00:44:20,962 --> 00:44:22,398 You can get that photo online. 554 00:44:26,097 --> 00:44:29,013 Look, I'm not on Grindr, I deleted it when we started dating. 555 00:44:34,062 --> 00:44:35,977 I didn't-- I didn't put that on there. 556 00:44:36,151 --> 00:44:37,369 I don't know how that got there. 557 00:44:37,543 --> 00:44:39,850 I promise you, I deleted it. I did. 558 00:44:40,677 --> 00:44:41,809 What the hell? 559 00:44:46,030 --> 00:44:47,684 Jesus Christ, Adam. 560 00:44:48,206 --> 00:44:49,947 Listen... 561 00:44:50,121 --> 00:44:53,734 I don't understand what you're going through right now, 562 00:44:55,213 --> 00:44:57,389 but until you sort yourself out... 563 00:44:58,869 --> 00:45:00,088 I need space. 564 00:45:02,525 --> 00:45:04,005 You're breaking up with me? 565 00:45:04,179 --> 00:45:05,876 How can I be with someone 566 00:45:06,050 --> 00:45:08,400 when I never know what's really going on with them? 567 00:45:15,712 --> 00:45:17,758 ["Your Ghost" playing] 568 00:45:22,632 --> 00:45:25,243 ♪ I think last night♪ 569 00:45:25,417 --> 00:45:30,335 ♪ You were driving circles Around me♪♪♪ 570 00:45:32,424 --> 00:45:33,948 ♪ I think last night♪ 571 00:45:35,340 --> 00:45:38,387 ♪ You were driving circles Around me♪ 572 00:45:38,561 --> 00:45:40,084 [cell phone ringing] 573 00:45:52,705 --> 00:45:56,709 ♪ It's the blaze Across my nightgown♪ 574 00:45:57,536 --> 00:45:58,929 [camera clicks] 575 00:45:59,103 --> 00:46:00,322 ♪ It's the phone's ring♪♪♪ 576 00:46:08,547 --> 00:46:09,897 What's been going on with Adam? 577 00:46:10,071 --> 00:46:11,333 Yeah, what's going on? 578 00:46:11,507 --> 00:46:13,204 I don't-- 579 00:46:13,378 --> 00:46:15,076 -I don't know. -[friend] It's weird, right? 580 00:46:15,250 --> 00:46:16,773 [Evelyn] Yeah, it is. I really don't know. 581 00:46:16,947 --> 00:46:18,601 We're supposed to be best friends, and-- 582 00:46:18,775 --> 00:46:20,908 Honey, nobody cares about ghosts. 583 00:46:21,082 --> 00:46:22,126 Ooh... 584 00:46:22,300 --> 00:46:23,824 [laughing] 585 00:46:25,434 --> 00:46:26,827 Really though. 586 00:46:27,001 --> 00:46:28,654 Kyle's been saying the same thing. 587 00:46:28,829 --> 00:46:31,092 He said that Adam didn't even ask 588 00:46:31,266 --> 00:46:32,484 about his mom's surgery, 589 00:46:32,658 --> 00:46:34,138 which is weird. 590 00:46:34,312 --> 00:46:35,748 It's just not really like him. 591 00:46:52,461 --> 00:46:54,898 [announcer] Please stand away from the platform edge, 592 00:46:55,029 --> 00:46:57,640 especially when trains enter and leave the station. 593 00:47:07,432 --> 00:47:08,477 [clattering] 594 00:47:22,186 --> 00:47:23,709 [metal clanking] 595 00:47:38,986 --> 00:47:40,204 [train rumbling] 596 00:47:59,658 --> 00:48:00,703 [sighs] 597 00:48:23,682 --> 00:48:24,814 [person] Yes! Yes! 598 00:48:24,988 --> 00:48:27,512 [people grunting] 599 00:48:27,686 --> 00:48:28,731 [person groaning] 600 00:48:29,993 --> 00:48:32,082 [Adam] Shit, shit. Oh, my God. 601 00:48:32,256 --> 00:48:35,825 Whoa. No, no. No, no, no. God. Stop, stop. 602 00:48:35,999 --> 00:48:37,566 -No, no, no. - No, no, no. 603 00:48:37,696 --> 00:48:40,221 -[cell phone ringing] - Oh, my God. Whoa. 604 00:48:42,353 --> 00:48:43,354 No. 605 00:48:44,442 --> 00:48:45,487 Oh, fuck it. 606 00:48:49,447 --> 00:48:51,014 [Adam] I'm not on Grindr. I deleted it. 607 00:48:51,145 --> 00:48:52,755 He's not imaginary. Oh, my God. 608 00:48:52,929 --> 00:48:54,539 Because he keeps saying "I love you." 609 00:48:55,714 --> 00:48:56,889 -[cell phone chimes] -[gasps] 610 00:49:08,249 --> 00:49:09,511 [notifications chiming] 611 00:49:12,993 --> 00:49:14,124 What? 612 00:49:16,431 --> 00:49:17,823 [notifications continue] 613 00:50:02,999 --> 00:50:04,392 [thuds] 614 00:50:05,175 --> 00:50:06,655 [cat meowing] 615 00:50:08,787 --> 00:50:10,659 [cat yowls] 616 00:50:17,057 --> 00:50:18,710 [heart monitor beeping] 617 00:50:52,135 --> 00:50:54,006 [breathing shakily] 618 00:51:01,275 --> 00:51:03,059 -[static buzzes] -[modem dialing] 619 00:51:29,868 --> 00:51:31,479 [breathing shakily] 620 00:51:31,653 --> 00:51:33,481 [mouse clicking] 621 00:51:38,225 --> 00:51:39,356 [socket disconnecting] 622 00:51:41,837 --> 00:51:44,927 I've told you to go to bed three times and I find you looking at this? 623 00:51:45,101 --> 00:51:48,060 What's wrong with you, David? 624 00:51:48,235 --> 00:51:49,888 Why are you looking at this filth? 625 00:51:51,325 --> 00:51:52,543 Answer me! 626 00:51:53,544 --> 00:51:54,893 What's wrong with you? 627 00:51:58,114 --> 00:51:59,376 [choking] 628 00:52:02,771 --> 00:52:03,989 [gurgling] 629 00:52:05,904 --> 00:52:07,036 [gasps] 630 00:52:07,863 --> 00:52:09,038 [Linda] David? 631 00:52:09,952 --> 00:52:12,824 Oh, my God! Please stop. 632 00:52:12,998 --> 00:52:14,478 Please stop. 633 00:52:14,652 --> 00:52:15,914 [Linda screaming] 634 00:52:17,742 --> 00:52:19,135 [Adam whimpering] 635 00:52:27,883 --> 00:52:29,276 [screaming] 636 00:52:36,587 --> 00:52:37,762 [gurgling] 637 00:52:41,375 --> 00:52:42,376 [grunts] 638 00:52:44,639 --> 00:52:45,988 [panting] 639 00:53:37,082 --> 00:53:40,042 You owe me big time for covering for you at work yesterday. 640 00:53:40,216 --> 00:53:41,739 [notifications chiming] 641 00:53:41,913 --> 00:53:44,002 You know it's not all about your followers? 642 00:53:45,700 --> 00:53:46,962 Hello? 643 00:53:48,137 --> 00:53:51,140 Is everything okay?Do you know how to find out 644 00:53:51,314 --> 00:53:53,490 -who this handle belongs to? -[Evelyn sighs] 645 00:53:53,664 --> 00:53:55,971 You really think a weird account is haunting your apartment? 646 00:53:56,145 --> 00:53:57,929 I woke up hanging out of the fucking window last night. 647 00:53:58,103 --> 00:53:59,279 It's not a joke. 648 00:54:00,802 --> 00:54:02,630 Are you serious? 649 00:54:02,804 --> 00:54:05,285 You didn't put that in your thread.'Cause it's too insane. 650 00:54:06,373 --> 00:54:07,896 Maybe you should see a doctor or something, 651 00:54:08,070 --> 00:54:10,246 do a sleep study before you really hurt yourself. 652 00:54:11,291 --> 00:54:12,944 I'm fine, I just... 653 00:54:14,076 --> 00:54:15,382 need to find out who this is. 654 00:54:16,731 --> 00:54:18,254 Ask Kyle, he did all those exposés. 655 00:54:19,168 --> 00:54:20,604 He broke up with me. 656 00:54:21,779 --> 00:54:22,693 [knock on window] 657 00:54:22,867 --> 00:54:25,174 Adam Ellis! My office! 658 00:54:26,218 --> 00:54:27,263 Now! 659 00:54:27,829 --> 00:54:29,091 Fuck. 660 00:54:31,049 --> 00:54:31,963 Wish me luck. 661 00:54:32,137 --> 00:54:33,182 Wh-- 662 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,668 This is crazy, Adam. 663 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:42,191 Um... 664 00:54:42,365 --> 00:54:44,367 Yeah. No, that's-- Yeah, no, it's all-- 665 00:54:44,541 --> 00:54:46,500 It's true, it's all happening.I got the LA office calling 666 00:54:46,674 --> 00:54:49,851 and asking what's happening and I don't know what to tell them. 667 00:54:50,025 --> 00:54:51,592 Which they don't like, of course. 668 00:54:51,766 --> 00:54:54,986 And I don't like it, so tell me. How does this end? 669 00:54:56,814 --> 00:54:58,294 I don't-- I don't know. 670 00:54:58,468 --> 00:54:59,861 The reason I'm asking...Yeah, no-- 671 00:55:00,035 --> 00:55:01,993 ...because you're being weirdly coy, 672 00:55:02,167 --> 00:55:04,822 um, is because I'm thinking about taking this thing much bigger. 673 00:55:04,996 --> 00:55:06,868 I mean, not that it's not right now, but-- 674 00:55:07,042 --> 00:55:10,741 I'm thinking we take it multimedia, not just one quadrant. 675 00:55:10,915 --> 00:55:13,048 I think we go four quadrants on this thing, you know? 676 00:55:13,222 --> 00:55:14,963 And we take it to the mat. 677 00:55:15,137 --> 00:55:17,487 We could really make this, like, a thing. You know? 678 00:55:17,661 --> 00:55:20,621 This could be-- I mean, I'm not diminishing-- It already is big. 679 00:55:20,795 --> 00:55:23,798 But I'm talking, like-- I mean, like, worldwide. 680 00:55:23,972 --> 00:55:25,452 [boss's voice fades] 681 00:55:25,626 --> 00:55:27,367 [Adam breathing shakily] 682 00:55:31,501 --> 00:55:32,720 What's going on? 683 00:55:33,764 --> 00:55:35,026 Is everything okay? 684 00:55:36,158 --> 00:55:37,202 What happened? 685 00:55:38,247 --> 00:55:39,553 Pics or it didn't happen. 686 00:55:43,774 --> 00:55:44,949 Ellis, wh-- 687 00:56:00,835 --> 00:56:03,011 Come on, pick up. 688 00:56:03,141 --> 00:56:04,752 [Kyle] I said I needed space. 689 00:56:04,926 --> 00:56:08,408 I know, I'm sorry. I just need help, Kyle. 690 00:56:10,758 --> 00:56:12,324 Yeah, I'm aware. 691 00:56:17,591 --> 00:56:19,462 This is me trying to say something... 692 00:56:20,550 --> 00:56:21,551 real. 693 00:56:23,510 --> 00:56:24,859 Is this you hearing me? 694 00:56:27,165 --> 00:56:29,385 What do you need? 695 00:56:29,559 --> 00:56:31,866 I really need to find out what's behind this anonymous user handle. 696 00:56:31,996 --> 00:56:34,259 That's not what I meant, Adam. 697 00:56:34,390 --> 00:56:36,827 And it's not an easy ask, all sorts of privacy issues. 698 00:56:37,001 --> 00:56:38,525 Please? 699 00:56:38,699 --> 00:56:40,440 Whatever it is is trying to kill me. 700 00:56:40,614 --> 00:56:42,006 The ghost? 701 00:56:42,964 --> 00:56:45,532 [sighs] Adam, I'm worried about you. 702 00:56:45,706 --> 00:56:47,359 Maybe you should talk to someone. 703 00:56:48,622 --> 00:56:50,188 I'm talking to you. 704 00:56:53,322 --> 00:56:54,279 Please, Kyle. 705 00:56:54,845 --> 00:56:56,064 [Kyle sighs] 706 00:56:56,717 --> 00:56:57,979 Text me the handle. 707 00:56:59,894 --> 00:57:00,938 Thanks. 708 00:57:13,864 --> 00:57:16,824 You said that the spirit harmed you, like, physically? 709 00:57:16,998 --> 00:57:19,087 Yeah, um, look at, uh-- 710 00:57:22,482 --> 00:57:24,484 Yeah, it hurt, and, um... 711 00:57:25,223 --> 00:57:26,790 it gave me a nosebleed. 712 00:57:26,964 --> 00:57:30,838 There's a strange energy coming from this corner here. 713 00:57:31,012 --> 00:57:32,492 It's really unusual. 714 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,058 [Adam] Yeah, so that's where I first saw him. 715 00:57:34,232 --> 00:57:36,583 I was getting sleep paralysis, 716 00:57:36,757 --> 00:57:39,281 and I wake up and I see him, 717 00:57:39,455 --> 00:57:42,414 but I see him in real life now as well. 718 00:57:42,589 --> 00:57:46,418 Starting in your dreams doesn't mean that's actually where it started, yeah? 719 00:57:46,593 --> 00:57:47,637 Okay. 720 00:57:47,811 --> 00:57:49,683 -This area... -Right? 721 00:57:49,857 --> 00:57:52,642 ...harbors an awful lot of negativity. 722 00:57:52,816 --> 00:57:55,123 Yes. Yeah, it's the Internet. 723 00:57:58,474 --> 00:58:03,218 Some... ghosts, if that's the word you choose to use... 724 00:58:03,392 --> 00:58:04,436 Right. 725 00:58:04,611 --> 00:58:07,352 ...can tap into your thoughts. 726 00:58:08,528 --> 00:58:11,618 Did you do something to invite it into your life? 727 00:58:12,880 --> 00:58:14,577 [cell phone ringing] 728 00:58:16,187 --> 00:58:18,189 [Adam] This number keeps calling me. 729 00:58:18,363 --> 00:58:20,888 I thought it was a prank at first too, but it's-- I don't think it is. 730 00:58:21,062 --> 00:58:22,542 And I think it's-- I think it's connected 731 00:58:22,716 --> 00:58:24,544 because whenever I pick it up-- 732 00:58:24,718 --> 00:58:26,458 I'm not-- I'm not crazy. 733 00:58:26,633 --> 00:58:29,113 I know how this sounds. I'm not. 734 00:58:29,287 --> 00:58:32,377 Is that the primary device you use to document your experiences? 735 00:58:32,552 --> 00:58:33,465 Um... 736 00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:34,641 yeah. 737 00:58:35,598 --> 00:58:36,991 Is that bad? 738 00:58:37,165 --> 00:58:40,298 I don't know, if I'm being perfectly honest. 739 00:58:40,472 --> 00:58:43,171 What I do know is that whatever it is, 740 00:58:43,345 --> 00:58:45,086 is not connected to this space, 741 00:58:45,260 --> 00:58:47,218 it's connected to you. 742 00:58:47,392 --> 00:58:48,829 To me? 743 00:58:49,873 --> 00:58:52,136 So what does that mean? What do I do? 744 00:58:52,310 --> 00:58:54,661 You gotta figure out who and what it really is and what it really wants. 745 00:58:54,835 --> 00:58:56,488 It's a child ghost called David, 746 00:58:56,663 --> 00:58:59,143 and I'm pretty sure it wants to kill me. I told you that. 747 00:58:59,317 --> 00:59:01,276 Yes, that's what he told you 748 00:59:01,450 --> 00:59:03,452 in your paralysis-induced dreams. 749 00:59:03,626 --> 00:59:05,280 Exactly. 750 00:59:05,454 --> 00:59:07,761 Spirits don't always appear as they actually are. 751 00:59:07,935 --> 00:59:09,850 They're gonna show you what they want you to see 752 00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:12,026 and they are gonna tell you what they want you to hear, 753 00:59:12,200 --> 00:59:14,811 and the truth is often far more complicated. 754 00:59:35,266 --> 00:59:36,485 [paper rustling] 755 01:00:23,053 --> 01:00:24,838 [person] Thanks for joining me, Mr. Ellis. 756 01:00:25,012 --> 01:00:27,492 I know the note thing is a bit odd and a bit old-fashioned, 757 01:00:27,667 --> 01:00:29,451 but I have my own reasons. 758 01:00:29,625 --> 01:00:32,846 My name is Phyllis Crainey. I'm an Internet sleuth. 759 01:00:33,934 --> 01:00:35,196 Okay. 760 01:00:35,370 --> 01:00:37,285 I have a keen interest in the paranormal. 761 01:00:37,459 --> 01:00:40,810 Sorry, does that mean you investigate Internet ghosts? 762 01:00:40,984 --> 01:00:42,856 It's not as uncommon as you think. 763 01:00:43,030 --> 01:00:44,379 -I keep-- -[server] Here you go. 764 01:00:46,642 --> 01:00:49,558 I keep having these nightmares. 765 01:00:49,732 --> 01:00:53,040 There's a boy with a-- with a caved in head. 766 01:00:53,214 --> 01:00:55,042 And there's a woman, 767 01:00:55,216 --> 01:00:57,261 she has, like, long straggly hair, it's like-- 768 01:00:57,435 --> 01:00:58,480 Loopy Linda. 769 01:00:59,829 --> 01:01:02,049 Loopy Linda?Linda Johnson. 770 01:01:02,223 --> 01:01:05,400 I always assumed she was mentally ill. 771 01:01:05,574 --> 01:01:07,924 That was until I read your articles. 772 01:01:08,098 --> 01:01:11,101 Linda is what you would call "Internet famous," 773 01:01:11,275 --> 01:01:13,451 especially on the Deep Web. 774 01:01:13,625 --> 01:01:15,889 It started off with these message board users 775 01:01:16,063 --> 01:01:19,414 sharing interviews of a psychiatric patient called Linda 776 01:01:19,588 --> 01:01:22,373 saying and doing all kinds of crazy stuff. 777 01:01:22,547 --> 01:01:24,245 Like-- Like what? 778 01:01:24,419 --> 01:01:28,423 [Phyllis] She'd be drawing a boy with a crushed head, 779 01:01:28,597 --> 01:01:30,033 saying things like, "I fought the devil." 780 01:01:30,773 --> 01:01:32,470 "Don't ask three." 781 01:01:32,644 --> 01:01:35,517 A tape of her suicide even made it on there. 782 01:01:35,691 --> 01:01:38,128 Suicide? Why would anyone post that? 783 01:01:38,302 --> 01:01:41,610 It's the Internet. It's anonymous, and that... 784 01:01:42,654 --> 01:01:44,700 can bring out the worst in some people. 785 01:01:46,354 --> 01:01:48,399 How many questions have you asked him? 786 01:01:49,966 --> 01:01:51,751 Two. 787 01:01:51,925 --> 01:01:54,275 The three questions are a basic incantation. 788 01:01:55,450 --> 01:01:57,844 You've invited this "Dear David" into your life. 789 01:02:00,281 --> 01:02:01,717 What do I do? 790 01:02:01,891 --> 01:02:04,111 [Phyllis] Search for "Loopy Linda." 791 01:02:04,241 --> 01:02:05,808 That's where you'll find your answers. 792 01:02:05,939 --> 01:02:07,549 [person] Linda? 793 01:02:08,768 --> 01:02:10,378 It's Dr. Landers. 794 01:02:13,555 --> 01:02:15,426 Are you still having trouble sleeping? 795 01:02:16,950 --> 01:02:18,778 [Linda] It comes in the darkness. 796 01:02:20,257 --> 01:02:25,567 It feeds on our fears, anxiety and suffering. 797 01:02:27,612 --> 01:02:29,136 I can hear it in my sleep. 798 01:02:30,180 --> 01:02:33,227 -[sobbing] -[Dr. Landers] Linda. Linda. 799 01:02:33,357 --> 01:02:36,317 Your delusions are something that your mind has made up 800 01:02:36,447 --> 01:02:39,494 to help you cope with the trauma. 801 01:02:39,668 --> 01:02:43,411 You need to accept reality if you want to get better. 802 01:02:43,541 --> 01:02:44,847 You murdered your husband. 803 01:02:44,978 --> 01:02:46,893 [crying] No, I didn't. I didn't. 804 01:02:47,067 --> 01:02:49,243 And you inflicted severe head trauma upon your son. 805 01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:51,201 He's not my son. 806 01:02:51,332 --> 01:02:54,030 He is your son, and you put him in a coma 807 01:02:54,204 --> 01:02:56,511 from which he might never wake up. 808 01:02:56,685 --> 01:02:59,383 Good. Don't let it ever wake up, 809 01:02:59,514 --> 01:03:00,732 because it's coming for me. 810 01:03:00,907 --> 01:03:02,386 I know it's coming for me. 811 01:03:02,560 --> 01:03:04,519 But I am not gonna let it, because you know why? 812 01:03:04,693 --> 01:03:08,349 I fought the devil. I fought the fucking devil. 813 01:03:08,479 --> 01:03:10,090 I fought the dev-- 814 01:03:12,353 --> 01:03:14,921 Go back. Go back, go back. 815 01:03:15,095 --> 01:03:17,140 He's not my son. 816 01:03:17,314 --> 01:03:19,926 [Dr. Landers] He is your son, and you put him in a coma 817 01:03:20,056 --> 01:03:22,102 from which he might never wake up. 818 01:03:23,146 --> 01:03:24,669 ...put him in a coma 819 01:03:24,844 --> 01:03:26,715 from which he might never wake up. 820 01:03:28,543 --> 01:03:33,200 David Johnson coma. 821 01:03:33,374 --> 01:03:35,855 Coma, coma, coma. David Johnson. Davi-- 822 01:03:36,029 --> 01:03:37,682 Oh, my God. No way. 823 01:03:39,075 --> 01:03:43,079 "David Johnson has awoken after 21 long years in a coma. 824 01:03:44,254 --> 01:03:48,911 Doctors at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital say 825 01:03:49,085 --> 01:03:51,435 he is still yet to speak, but is recovering well, 826 01:03:51,609 --> 01:03:54,743 and was only ten when his mother went inexplicably insane, 827 01:03:54,917 --> 01:03:56,832 killing her husband before... 828 01:03:58,747 --> 01:04:01,228 going on to crush David's skull... 829 01:04:02,577 --> 01:04:04,274 with a computer monitor." 830 01:04:11,978 --> 01:04:13,240 [notifications chiming] 831 01:04:15,938 --> 01:04:16,939 [receptionist] Sir? 832 01:04:18,506 --> 01:04:20,160 Sir, can I help you with something? 833 01:04:20,334 --> 01:04:22,075 Oh, yeah, um... 834 01:04:25,034 --> 01:04:28,168 I'm looking for a patient, David Johnson. 835 01:04:28,342 --> 01:04:30,257 He was admitted in 1996. 836 01:04:30,431 --> 01:04:32,128 Severe head trauma. 837 01:04:34,217 --> 01:04:37,220 That's weird, there's not much here. 838 01:04:37,394 --> 01:04:39,875 There might be some hard copy files out back, 839 01:04:40,049 --> 01:04:44,010 but unless you're family, I can't give you his medical records. 840 01:04:44,184 --> 01:04:45,707 His family are all dead. 841 01:04:45,881 --> 01:04:48,666 My condolences, but I still can't release these. 842 01:04:48,840 --> 01:04:49,929 They're too fresh. 843 01:04:51,408 --> 01:04:52,888 Too fresh? What does that mean? 844 01:04:53,062 --> 01:04:54,934 Well, he died a few days ago. 845 01:04:59,286 --> 01:05:02,071 [heart monitor beeping] 846 01:05:02,245 --> 01:05:05,205 [receptionist] Sir, what is your relationship to the deceased? 847 01:05:12,255 --> 01:05:13,474 I'm... 848 01:05:15,606 --> 01:05:19,436 being haunted by the ghost of his child self. 849 01:05:19,610 --> 01:05:23,745 Okay, so the department you really need to go see is psychiatric, 850 01:05:23,919 --> 01:05:26,443 and you need to go to another location for those services, 851 01:05:26,617 --> 01:05:29,229 so let me find someone that can help you with that. 852 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:40,066 [person] Security to reception. 853 01:05:40,240 --> 01:05:41,415 [electronic lock beeps] 854 01:05:41,589 --> 01:05:42,982 Security to reception. 855 01:05:47,725 --> 01:05:48,770 Okay. 856 01:05:49,989 --> 01:05:51,773 [whispering] Records, records, records. 857 01:05:52,730 --> 01:05:55,124 Johnson. Year, '96. 858 01:05:57,997 --> 01:05:59,346 David Johnson. 859 01:06:06,135 --> 01:06:08,137 [person] Security to reception. 860 01:06:10,139 --> 01:06:11,749 [Adam] Dr. Landers. 861 01:06:16,406 --> 01:06:20,019 Okay, Dr. Landers, let's hope you have some answers for me. 862 01:06:38,037 --> 01:06:39,821 -Dr. Landers? -[door creaking] 863 01:06:47,220 --> 01:06:48,395 Dr. Landers? 864 01:07:04,889 --> 01:07:06,413 What? 865 01:07:11,940 --> 01:07:14,551 Oh, my God. What the fuck? 866 01:07:15,378 --> 01:07:16,379 [camera clicks] 867 01:07:27,260 --> 01:07:28,957 [creaking] 868 01:07:37,270 --> 01:07:39,054 [creaking continues] 869 01:07:40,011 --> 01:07:41,448 Dr. Landers? 870 01:07:54,548 --> 01:07:55,549 [gasps] 871 01:07:56,506 --> 01:07:57,551 Oh. 872 01:07:58,552 --> 01:08:00,075 [creaking] 873 01:08:08,953 --> 01:08:10,129 [voice] Get out! 874 01:08:10,303 --> 01:08:11,826 [Adam panting] 875 01:08:21,357 --> 01:08:23,098 [operator] 9-1-1, what's your emergency? 876 01:08:23,272 --> 01:08:24,795 [Adam] I need to report a dead body. 877 01:08:37,634 --> 01:08:40,159 Hey, what happened to you and your sisters, anyway? 878 01:08:40,942 --> 01:08:42,378 You were all so close... 879 01:08:42,552 --> 01:08:46,165 All right, you little shit. Let's dance. 880 01:08:46,295 --> 01:08:48,079 [actor 1 on TV] I keep hoping you'll change your mind. 881 01:08:48,210 --> 01:08:50,560 [actor 2] Can we please just talk about something else? 882 01:08:50,734 --> 01:08:52,562 I just want you to know I'm here for you. 883 01:08:57,350 --> 01:08:59,134 [shouting on TV] 884 01:08:59,265 --> 01:09:01,310 -Andy, please help me. -[Andy] I've tried to help you. 885 01:09:02,790 --> 01:09:05,358 You didn't want my help, remember? 886 01:09:05,488 --> 01:09:07,316 Do you know how many times I tried to get you to tell me the truth? 887 01:09:07,447 --> 01:09:09,144 I practically begged you. 888 01:09:11,755 --> 01:09:12,887 But no. 889 01:09:13,888 --> 01:09:15,629 You decided to protect your girlfriends. 890 01:09:16,717 --> 01:09:18,414 I loved you so much. 891 01:09:19,850 --> 01:09:21,504 [TV static buzzing] 892 01:09:24,246 --> 01:09:26,248 [rocking chair creaking] 893 01:09:31,122 --> 01:09:32,820 [whimpering] 894 01:09:38,521 --> 01:09:41,220 Fuck you. 895 01:09:42,003 --> 01:09:44,179 [creaking continues] 896 01:09:51,752 --> 01:09:52,796 [whimpers] 897 01:09:59,412 --> 01:10:00,935 [crying] 898 01:10:05,026 --> 01:10:07,376 Hey, Aurora. 899 01:10:08,899 --> 01:10:11,554 Call Evelyn. 900 01:10:11,728 --> 01:10:13,774 [Aurora] Sorry, can you repeat that? 901 01:10:13,948 --> 01:10:18,257 Call... Evelyn. 902 01:10:20,389 --> 01:10:22,957 [Aurora] I'm sorry, can you repeat that? 903 01:10:26,047 --> 01:10:28,615 Call-- Call Kyle. 904 01:10:29,659 --> 01:10:31,357 [Aurora] Calling Kyle. 905 01:10:31,531 --> 01:10:33,054 [line ringing] 906 01:10:38,581 --> 01:10:40,627 Hi, it's Kyle. I'd love to talk, 907 01:10:40,801 --> 01:10:42,368 but I can't right now. 908 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:44,195 Please leave a message after the tone 909 01:10:44,370 --> 01:10:46,372 and I'll get back to you soon. Take care-- 910 01:10:54,380 --> 01:10:55,381 [inhales sharply] 911 01:10:56,730 --> 01:10:58,079 Oh, my God. 912 01:10:59,689 --> 01:11:00,864 [sniffling] 913 01:11:04,172 --> 01:11:06,174 [whimpering on recording] 914 01:11:15,096 --> 01:11:16,315 Hey. 915 01:11:18,882 --> 01:11:20,928 Can I talk to you about something? 916 01:11:21,102 --> 01:11:22,321 Are you kidding? 917 01:11:23,757 --> 01:11:25,454 Are you mad at me? 918 01:11:25,628 --> 01:11:27,500 Does it matter? 919 01:11:27,674 --> 01:11:30,241 You're Internet famous and I'm just a wannabe, right? 920 01:11:30,416 --> 01:11:32,722 I can pick up your slack at work but you can't pick up your phone when I text. 921 01:11:32,896 --> 01:11:35,508 You're not the only one who hates being ignored. 922 01:11:37,945 --> 01:11:40,164 I don't know what you're talking about. 923 01:11:41,209 --> 01:11:42,689 I really don't. 924 01:11:42,863 --> 01:11:44,255 Those DMs last night? 925 01:11:45,126 --> 01:11:46,736 Eat shit. 926 01:11:52,568 --> 01:11:54,091 What? 927 01:11:54,265 --> 01:11:56,311 I didn't write these. I didn't write these. 928 01:11:58,182 --> 01:11:59,706 [cell phone buzzing] 929 01:12:06,669 --> 01:12:09,280 Hey. 930 01:12:09,411 --> 01:12:11,326 [Kyle] So it turns out my contact didn't have to break any privacy rules 931 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,154 regarding the @[D]-_-_-_David handle. 932 01:12:16,070 --> 01:12:17,114 Oh. 933 01:12:18,681 --> 01:12:20,944 That's good. Why? 934 01:12:21,467 --> 01:12:22,903 It doesn't exist. 935 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:29,300 But it do-- I mean, I'm looking at it right now. 936 01:12:31,041 --> 01:12:32,216 Adam. 937 01:12:34,088 --> 01:12:35,611 Yeah, I'm here. 938 01:12:37,439 --> 01:12:39,572 I think it's time you let this go. 939 01:12:46,317 --> 01:12:48,363 Okay. Yeah. 940 01:12:51,932 --> 01:12:53,150 Well, thanks. Thanks. 941 01:12:54,238 --> 01:12:57,154 Hey, can you take a look at my newest list? 942 01:12:57,328 --> 01:12:58,591 I want to make sure it's relatable, 943 01:12:58,765 --> 01:13:00,375 and you're super good at that. 944 01:13:02,986 --> 01:13:04,423 Yeah, sure. 945 01:13:05,424 --> 01:13:07,382 Yeah, let's do it! Yeah.Thanks. Yeah. 946 01:13:09,036 --> 01:13:10,516 Should be in your inbox. 947 01:13:28,664 --> 01:13:30,231 Why, Norris? 948 01:13:30,971 --> 01:13:31,972 Uh... 949 01:13:32,146 --> 01:13:33,626 Do you not want to do it? 950 01:13:33,800 --> 01:13:35,279 Do I want to-- No, I don't want to do it. 951 01:13:35,454 --> 01:13:37,151 Why would you even send me that? 952 01:13:37,325 --> 01:13:38,979 I-- I just thought you could do it as a favor. 953 01:13:39,153 --> 01:13:41,938 As a fa-- Are you a fucking psycho? Is that the problem? 954 01:13:42,112 --> 01:13:44,027 What? No.Are you fucking sick? 955 01:13:44,201 --> 01:13:45,899 Adam, I'm sorry. What are you talk-- What's going on? 956 01:13:46,073 --> 01:13:47,596 What are you talking about? 957 01:13:49,642 --> 01:13:51,905 Norris just sent me the most fucked up thing I've ever seen. 958 01:13:52,079 --> 01:13:54,081 [Norris] No, I-- I didn't. 959 01:13:54,255 --> 01:13:56,779 Oh, my God. Are you all in on this? 960 01:13:56,953 --> 01:13:58,389 [Norris] Adam, what are you talking about? 961 01:13:58,564 --> 01:14:00,609 Is this some fucking joke? You think this is funny? 962 01:14:00,783 --> 01:14:02,959 Yeah, everybody watch the fucking show. Real funny, huh? 963 01:14:03,133 --> 01:14:07,050 Yeah, really funny. It's on every fucking screen. Are you fucking kidding me? 964 01:14:07,224 --> 01:14:09,009 Hey! Whoa![Adam] You guys are so fucking... 965 01:14:09,183 --> 01:14:11,315 -Hey! -...fucked up! 966 01:14:11,490 --> 01:14:13,666 Yeah, film this. Fucking film this. Is that good content for you? 967 01:14:13,840 --> 01:14:16,538 Hey! Hey! What's going on? 968 01:14:16,712 --> 01:14:18,845 Look what the fuck they just sent me, Bryce! 969 01:14:19,019 --> 01:14:21,543 [Bryce] Huh?That is so fucked up. Look. 970 01:14:22,457 --> 01:14:24,198 Did it-- No, it didn't say that. 971 01:14:24,372 --> 01:14:25,547 -[Bryce] Okay. Hey. -They changed it! 972 01:14:25,721 --> 01:14:26,766 -They changed it. -It's okay. 973 01:14:26,940 --> 01:14:28,594 Come here. Come sit down. 974 01:14:28,768 --> 01:14:30,421 Sit down. Sit down. 975 01:14:30,596 --> 01:14:32,380 -It's all right, everyone. -It didn't say that. 976 01:14:32,554 --> 01:14:34,556 Go back to work. Stop filming. But good instincts. 977 01:14:34,730 --> 01:14:36,384 What the-- It didn't say that.Okay, hey. Hey. 978 01:14:36,558 --> 01:14:38,778 It didn't say that.Hey, listen, listen, listen. 979 01:14:38,952 --> 01:14:41,302 Why don't you take some time off? Yeah? 980 01:14:41,476 --> 01:14:43,652 Get your head right, all right? 981 01:14:43,826 --> 01:14:46,612 I'm very passionate about mental health. It's very important to me. 982 01:14:46,786 --> 01:14:49,353 So go home-- Take all the time you need, in fact. 983 01:14:49,528 --> 01:14:51,660 And if it's the end of the thread that's stressing you out, 984 01:14:51,834 --> 01:14:53,488 just know that we can absorb it. 985 01:14:53,662 --> 01:14:56,012 We can workshop it in-house, it's what we do. 986 01:14:56,186 --> 01:14:58,711 We're a family here at BuzzFeed, all right? We look out for each other. 987 01:14:58,885 --> 01:15:00,277 But you need-- 988 01:15:00,451 --> 01:15:02,018 You need to take it easy. 989 01:15:03,063 --> 01:15:04,064 You look like shit. 990 01:15:05,152 --> 01:15:07,154 All right, everyone, it's okay. 991 01:15:07,850 --> 01:15:08,764 That was fun. 992 01:15:09,939 --> 01:15:12,812 Right, it's okay, Norris. Why don't you take a break? 993 01:15:13,595 --> 01:15:14,683 All right. 994 01:15:45,496 --> 01:15:46,802 [cats meowing, yowling] 995 01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,151 Hey, babies. 996 01:15:49,413 --> 01:15:50,414 Come here. 997 01:15:54,375 --> 01:15:55,724 [cell phone buzzing] 998 01:15:59,293 --> 01:16:00,381 [notification chimes] 999 01:16:00,555 --> 01:16:01,469 [sighs] 1000 01:16:01,643 --> 01:16:02,644 What now? 1001 01:16:05,995 --> 01:16:07,910 [Adam's voice] You're a judgmental asshole, Kyle, 1002 01:16:08,084 --> 01:16:09,608 and I'm fucking sick of it. 1003 01:16:10,391 --> 01:16:11,740 Go fuck yourself, Kyle. 1004 01:16:12,611 --> 01:16:15,222 I didn't send these. Damn it. 1005 01:16:22,664 --> 01:16:23,926 [notifications chiming] 1006 01:16:38,637 --> 01:16:40,160 [banging on door] 1007 01:16:45,818 --> 01:16:47,080 [breathing heavily] 1008 01:16:48,951 --> 01:16:50,997 Fuck you! 1009 01:16:53,869 --> 01:16:55,044 [lock clicks] 1010 01:17:00,310 --> 01:17:01,790 I'm in control now. 1011 01:17:04,532 --> 01:17:05,707 I'm in control. 1012 01:17:08,579 --> 01:17:10,756 [cell phone ringing] 1013 01:17:15,935 --> 01:17:17,937 [ringing continues] 1014 01:17:20,461 --> 01:17:21,592 Fuck off. 1015 01:17:21,767 --> 01:17:23,551 I'm in control, I'm in control. 1016 01:17:24,291 --> 01:17:25,031 [cell phone ringing] 1017 01:17:25,205 --> 01:17:26,249 Stop. 1018 01:17:26,423 --> 01:17:27,860 [ringing continues] 1019 01:17:28,034 --> 01:17:29,252 Stop! 1020 01:17:30,340 --> 01:17:31,254 What? 1021 01:17:31,428 --> 01:17:32,908 I'm in control, David. 1022 01:17:34,997 --> 01:17:35,955 Oh, no. 1023 01:17:36,651 --> 01:17:39,219 No. Stop. David, stop. 1024 01:17:41,612 --> 01:17:43,223 [ringing continues] 1025 01:17:49,229 --> 01:17:50,230 No, I just saved. 1026 01:17:52,580 --> 01:17:54,277 David, what the fuck did you do? 1027 01:17:56,627 --> 01:17:58,412 That was three questions. 1028 01:17:58,586 --> 01:18:01,937 Oh, shit. That was a question. No, it was-- 1029 01:18:02,111 --> 01:18:03,373 [crying] 1030 01:18:15,342 --> 01:18:16,822 [video game sound effects] 1031 01:18:23,959 --> 01:18:25,134 What the fuck? 1032 01:18:37,059 --> 01:18:38,844 [distorted voice] I'm in control. 1033 01:18:45,372 --> 01:18:47,417 [echoing] No. No. 1034 01:18:47,591 --> 01:18:49,593 What's going on? No. No, no, no. 1035 01:18:50,464 --> 01:18:51,421 Oh, no. 1036 01:18:59,299 --> 01:19:00,909 What is happening? 1037 01:19:01,083 --> 01:19:03,042 No. Help! 1038 01:19:03,825 --> 01:19:06,306 Help me! No! 1039 01:19:09,918 --> 01:19:11,528 [distorted] Help me! 1040 01:19:24,585 --> 01:19:28,023 No, no! No! Stop! 1041 01:19:30,852 --> 01:19:32,767 [screaming] 1042 01:19:38,468 --> 01:19:41,036 Please help me! 1043 01:19:43,082 --> 01:19:44,300 No! 1044 01:19:51,133 --> 01:19:52,613 Die in a fire! 1045 01:19:53,309 --> 01:19:55,834 No! 1046 01:19:57,487 --> 01:19:58,706 [gasping] 1047 01:20:00,882 --> 01:20:01,883 [distorted whisper] Adam. 1048 01:20:14,243 --> 01:20:15,592 [David] I'm in control. 1049 01:20:22,382 --> 01:20:23,383 [computer notification] 1050 01:20:29,389 --> 01:20:32,348 I'm in control. 1051 01:20:36,265 --> 01:20:37,963 [Adam] You were an artist too? 1052 01:20:45,884 --> 01:20:48,190 You never ask about my day. 1053 01:20:48,364 --> 01:20:50,758 You never call me back.[Bryce] People don't like you. 1054 01:20:50,932 --> 01:20:52,325 All I wanted was to be your friend. 1055 01:20:52,499 --> 01:20:54,893 Your cartoons, they're empty. Like you. 1056 01:20:55,067 --> 01:20:57,069 You never say anything that's real. 1057 01:20:57,243 --> 01:20:59,767 I have a new list. "Top Ten Reasons Adam Ellis is a Dick." 1058 01:20:59,941 --> 01:21:01,377 You're only here to tick some boxes. 1059 01:21:01,551 --> 01:21:02,988 [David] You're selfish. 1060 01:21:03,162 --> 01:21:04,815 -[David] Self-obsessed. -You're a fucking-- 1061 01:21:04,990 --> 01:21:06,382 Asshole! 1062 01:21:06,556 --> 01:21:08,602 -And you never say I love you. -But I-- 1063 01:21:09,908 --> 01:21:11,692 Why are you saying this shit to me? 1064 01:21:24,748 --> 01:21:26,011 [cat meows] 1065 01:21:26,185 --> 01:21:27,534 [distorted] You know this, Adam. 1066 01:21:29,840 --> 01:21:32,278 Deep down, you know you're worthless. 1067 01:21:32,931 --> 01:21:35,063 Accept it, you're alone. 1068 01:21:36,760 --> 01:21:38,632 [whispering] You'll never be enough. 1069 01:21:39,459 --> 01:21:40,851 So give up. 1070 01:21:55,605 --> 01:21:57,433 [distorted roar] 1071 01:22:02,395 --> 01:22:04,832 He hasn't been answering his phone. Have you talked to him at all? 1072 01:22:05,006 --> 01:22:06,573 Holy shit! Adam! 1073 01:22:11,578 --> 01:22:13,145 -Adam! -[Evelyn] Open up! 1074 01:22:13,319 --> 01:22:15,364 -Are you in there? Ellis! -[Kyle] Can you hear me? 1075 01:22:15,538 --> 01:22:16,975 -[Evelyn] What the fuck-- -Adam! 1076 01:22:18,237 --> 01:22:19,890 What is this place? This is a nightmare. 1077 01:22:21,849 --> 01:22:23,894 [distorted growling] 1078 01:22:30,466 --> 01:22:31,728 [roaring] 1079 01:22:32,555 --> 01:22:33,600 [screaming] 1080 01:22:33,774 --> 01:22:34,949 I'm gonna call 9-1-1. 1081 01:22:37,169 --> 01:22:38,648 -Watch out, watch out! -[Evelyn] Ellis! 1082 01:22:40,824 --> 01:22:42,522 -Ellis, we're outside. -[Kyle] Can you hear me? 1083 01:22:42,696 --> 01:22:44,393 -I'm not alone. -[Evelyn] Hold on a second. 1084 01:22:45,351 --> 01:22:46,569 [Kyle] Hello? Adam! 1085 01:22:46,743 --> 01:22:48,267 I'm lonely sometimes, 1086 01:22:48,441 --> 01:22:49,790 but I'm not alone. 1087 01:22:51,009 --> 01:22:52,488 And I am enough. 1088 01:22:55,056 --> 01:22:55,970 I am enough. 1089 01:22:56,144 --> 01:22:57,537 [screaming] 1090 01:22:58,190 --> 01:22:59,017 I am enough. 1091 01:23:01,367 --> 01:23:03,021 And I'm waking the fuck up. 1092 01:23:03,195 --> 01:23:04,674 [screaming] 1093 01:23:07,590 --> 01:23:08,852 [Kyle coughing] 1094 01:23:09,027 --> 01:23:10,028 Adam! 1095 01:23:10,202 --> 01:23:11,942 [Evelyn screaming] 1096 01:23:12,595 --> 01:23:13,509 [Kyle] Adam! 1097 01:23:13,683 --> 01:23:14,728 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1098 01:23:15,294 --> 01:23:16,251 Ellis! 1099 01:23:16,425 --> 01:23:18,123 [Kyle] Adam, are you in there? 1100 01:23:19,863 --> 01:23:21,604 [choking, straining] 1101 01:23:21,778 --> 01:23:22,736 [roars] 1102 01:23:22,910 --> 01:23:24,216 [screams, grunts] 1103 01:23:24,390 --> 01:23:26,348 [Kyle] We're trying to help. 1104 01:23:26,522 --> 01:23:27,697 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1105 01:23:30,961 --> 01:23:32,485 [growling] 1106 01:23:35,749 --> 01:23:37,490 -[Evelyn] Ellis! -[Adam grunting] 1107 01:23:39,013 --> 01:23:40,710 [wheezing] 1108 01:23:51,417 --> 01:23:52,287 [David roars] 1109 01:23:53,375 --> 01:23:54,681 [panting] 1110 01:23:55,421 --> 01:23:56,117 [David growling] 1111 01:23:56,291 --> 01:23:57,901 [Adam grunting] 1112 01:24:00,556 --> 01:24:02,167 [David groaning] 1113 01:24:02,341 --> 01:24:03,298 [gurgling] 1114 01:24:03,820 --> 01:24:06,693 Die! Die! 1115 01:24:16,006 --> 01:24:17,486 [Evelyn] Ellis! 1116 01:24:17,660 --> 01:24:19,184 [smoke alarm beeping] 1117 01:24:19,358 --> 01:24:20,707 [Kyle] Adam! 1118 01:24:21,447 --> 01:24:22,622 [coughing] 1119 01:24:24,667 --> 01:24:26,582 Here! Come here! I've got you. 1120 01:24:26,756 --> 01:24:28,671 [Evelyn] Come on! [screams] 1121 01:24:47,734 --> 01:24:49,214 [sirens wailing] 1122 01:25:10,931 --> 01:25:12,585 [fireman] Stick up on the alpha side. 1123 01:25:17,590 --> 01:25:21,463 It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 1124 01:25:25,032 --> 01:25:26,076 [Adam] I love you. 1125 01:25:44,051 --> 01:25:45,183 Holy shit. 1126 01:25:47,707 --> 01:25:49,622 [cat meows] 1127 01:25:49,796 --> 01:25:51,189 -Hey, babies. Come here, come here. -Look who's here. 1128 01:25:52,581 --> 01:25:55,367 Come here. You made it. Come here. Come here, I got you. 1129 01:25:56,063 --> 01:25:57,760 I got you. Come here. 1130 01:25:58,631 --> 01:26:00,894 Hey. Here we go. 1131 01:26:01,590 --> 01:26:02,591 [kisses] 1132 01:26:07,292 --> 01:26:09,250 Oh. You found them. 1133 01:26:15,735 --> 01:26:18,303 I'm so sorry, Ellis. 1134 01:26:20,261 --> 01:26:22,220 For not believing you. 1135 01:26:22,394 --> 01:26:24,831 [Kyle] Yeah, you told us something was wrong, we should have listened. 1136 01:26:25,005 --> 01:26:26,049 [Evelyn] Yeah. 1137 01:26:26,963 --> 01:26:29,357 I pushed you guys away, it wasn't you. 1138 01:26:32,012 --> 01:26:33,535 But I'm here now. 1139 01:26:35,015 --> 01:26:36,451 I'm actually present. 1140 01:26:41,108 --> 01:26:42,283 I just... 1141 01:26:44,372 --> 01:26:46,853 need to work on letting you guys in more. 1142 01:26:52,250 --> 01:26:53,381 And I will. 1143 01:26:55,775 --> 01:26:56,906 I promise. 1144 01:27:15,403 --> 01:27:17,275 [streamer] And Adam Ellis's last tweet was, 1145 01:27:17,449 --> 01:27:21,104 "For everyone asking if I'm alive, I'm doing okay." 1146 01:27:21,279 --> 01:27:22,454 Peace sign emoji. 1147 01:27:23,716 --> 01:27:25,152 I don't know about you, 1148 01:27:25,326 --> 01:27:28,242 but I'm calling bullshit on this whole thing. 1149 01:27:28,416 --> 01:27:30,462 Now you tell me what's up. 1150 01:27:30,636 --> 01:27:32,159 [notifications chiming] 1151 01:27:35,336 --> 01:27:36,555 [cell phone chimes] 1152 01:27:36,729 --> 01:27:38,905 I see you, BeardedBoy233. 1153 01:27:39,079 --> 01:27:40,298 Thank you for the sub. 1154 01:27:43,997 --> 01:27:47,653 Ellis is a douchebag if he thinks that we're gonna play nice on the Internet 1155 01:27:47,827 --> 01:27:49,742 'cause of his little ghost story. 1156 01:27:51,483 --> 01:27:52,484 [sighs] 1157 01:27:53,180 --> 01:27:55,138 [laughing] 1158 01:27:57,315 --> 01:27:58,664 Screw you, bitch. 1159 01:27:58,838 --> 01:28:00,318 Don't come onto my stream 1160 01:28:00,492 --> 01:28:02,450 and try to silence my free speech. 1161 01:28:03,364 --> 01:28:04,626 Thank you. 1162 01:28:06,889 --> 01:28:08,848 Come on, which one of you cucks 1163 01:28:09,022 --> 01:28:11,590 made a dumbass Dear David account? 1164 01:28:16,072 --> 01:28:17,509 Okay, I'll play along. 1165 01:28:19,032 --> 01:28:23,123 -Dear David, why are you so fugly? -[typing] 1166 01:28:27,693 --> 01:28:29,216 All righty. 1167 01:28:29,390 --> 01:28:31,174 -Dear David... -[typing] 1168 01:28:31,349 --> 01:28:34,352 ...is it because your parents tried to cancel you? 1169 01:28:36,223 --> 01:28:37,442 I feel so bad. 1170 01:28:38,356 --> 01:28:39,400 [scoffs] 1171 01:28:40,358 --> 01:28:43,883 -Dear David, for real? -[typing] 1172 01:28:51,847 --> 01:28:52,892 See? 1173 01:28:54,720 --> 01:28:55,982 This is so dumb. 1174 01:28:56,765 --> 01:28:59,638 Way to go, guys. Frickin' brill-- 1175 01:29:08,037 --> 01:29:09,212 [thuds] 1176 01:29:13,695 --> 01:29:15,001 [thuds] 1177 01:29:15,175 --> 01:29:16,263 [screams] 1178 01:29:16,437 --> 01:29:17,351 [thuds] 1179 01:29:17,525 --> 01:29:18,700 [screaming continues] 1180 01:29:34,150 --> 01:29:35,195 [mouse clicks] 1181 01:29:39,460 --> 01:29:41,462 ["Three Time Looser" playing]