1 00:00:05,560 --> 00:00:07,720 Yeah, yeah. I'll see you later, man. 2 00:00:07,720 --> 00:00:09,240 Oh, hey there. 3 00:00:09,240 --> 00:00:11,880 If you're like me and you need that extra push when you're working out, 4 00:00:11,880 --> 00:00:14,760 then I couldn't recommend Macho Mocha hi-hi... 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,160 high-ly...hi... 6 00:00:16,160 --> 00:00:17,600 What you doing? 7 00:00:17,600 --> 00:00:20,000 Putting me off my content. Filming. 8 00:00:20,000 --> 00:00:21,920 HE SIGHS 9 00:00:21,920 --> 00:00:24,280 This stuff is great for your pre-workout. 10 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:28,600 So, if you want, join me on the journey and take a sip. 11 00:00:29,960 --> 00:00:31,120 Mm, ugh! 12 00:00:31,120 --> 00:00:32,920 What flavour's that? 13 00:00:32,920 --> 00:00:35,680 Wheatgrass? Ugh, disgusting! 14 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,600 - And then just more chill-out space here. - Cor. Wow. 15 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:43,080 Oh, this is so exciting. 16 00:00:43,080 --> 00:00:46,240 - Andy has no idea, no idea you've transferred. - Nope, none whatsoever. 17 00:00:46,240 --> 00:00:48,240 I thought it'd be a sort of surprise. 18 00:00:48,240 --> 00:00:50,320 Kind of like the idea of just rocking up and being like, 19 00:00:50,320 --> 00:00:52,720 - "Hello, mate. I work here now." - You're a genius, I love it!" 20 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:55,000 - Yeah, it's good. - Cos that is the sort of thing we love around here. 21 00:00:55,000 --> 00:00:57,680 - Just fun stuff, you know, spontaneous. - Yeah. 22 00:00:57,680 --> 00:01:00,160 I mean, we've been going through a bit of a rough patch of late 23 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:02,080 so it's nice to have this opportunity to just 24 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:04,160 have a bit of a moment, a bit of a reunion. 25 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,080 - Aww, yeah. - Yeah. 26 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,000 And then, ta-da! This is your kingdom here. 27 00:01:09,000 --> 00:01:11,600 - Wow! - Do you like it? - I do, yeah. 28 00:01:11,600 --> 00:01:13,760 Oh! We should film it. 29 00:01:13,760 --> 00:01:16,600 - The reunion. - Oh. - Yeah? - That's a great idea. 30 00:01:16,600 --> 00:01:18,320 - Yeah, why not? - OK. 31 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:25,760 STOMACH GRUMBLES AND GROWLS 32 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,920 LOCK BEEPS 33 00:01:42,280 --> 00:01:43,680 LOCK BEEPS 34 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:47,520 STOMACH GURGLES 35 00:01:49,960 --> 00:01:51,280 LOCK BEEPS 36 00:01:52,280 --> 00:01:53,800 LOCK BEEPS AND CLICKS 37 00:01:53,800 --> 00:01:55,720 LOCK BEEPS 38 00:01:55,720 --> 00:01:57,560 STOMACH GURGLES 39 00:01:57,560 --> 00:01:59,480 LOCK BEEPS REPEATEDLY 40 00:01:59,480 --> 00:02:01,040 God, please, no. Please... 41 00:02:01,040 --> 00:02:02,280 Argh! 42 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,520 SQUELCHING FARTS 43 00:02:03,680 --> 00:02:05,520 Oh, God. 44 00:02:05,520 --> 00:02:06,880 Andy? 45 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,760 - Andy? - What? 46 00:02:08,760 --> 00:02:11,720 My, er, smart locker's not working with my wristband. 47 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,920 Yeah, just-just... Just go over there. 48 00:02:13,920 --> 00:02:16,680 - You all right? - Yes, I'm fine. I'm just relaxing. 49 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,160 - Big workout? - Yeah. 50 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,000 - Er... - Hello. 51 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:23,720 Just having a little bit of trouble with this little fella. 52 00:02:23,720 --> 00:02:26,120 - He's going to love this. - Ready when you are. 53 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,320 Let's go. 54 00:02:26,120 --> 00:02:28,320 HE GIGGLES 55 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,600 Hello, mate. 56 00:02:30,840 --> 00:02:32,000 Ha-ha! 57 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:33,440 What...? 58 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:34,840 LAUGHS 59 00:02:34,840 --> 00:02:37,360 - What are you doing here? - Notice something about the uniform? 60 00:02:37,360 --> 00:02:39,640 - Why are you filming? - Well, cos you're looking at the latest 61 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:42,120 - staff member of Sportif Leisure Richmond - moi. - Yeah. 62 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:43,680 - Really? - Yeah. 63 00:02:43,680 --> 00:02:46,480 Um, yeah, that's great, but you might've... 64 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:47,840 Should've just given me a heads up 65 00:02:47,840 --> 00:02:49,520 just cos-cos I don't really like surprises. 66 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:51,240 What are you talking about? You love surprises. 67 00:02:51,240 --> 00:02:53,480 He makes me throw him a surprise party every year. He's joking. 68 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:55,680 - Give him a hug. - Yeah, I'll give him a hug. - Get in the shot. - Come here. 69 00:02:55,680 --> 00:02:57,960 No don't! No hugging. Sorry, I'm just, er... 70 00:02:57,960 --> 00:03:00,080 Um, I'm really sweaty. 71 00:03:00,080 --> 00:03:01,800 And...we can hug later. 72 00:03:01,800 --> 00:03:05,080 - He doesn't mind. - No, I mind, because I'm just... 73 00:03:05,080 --> 00:03:07,240 Why do you keep filming? It's weird. 74 00:03:07,240 --> 00:03:08,880 Sorry, I'm just, er... 75 00:03:08,880 --> 00:03:11,120 I'm-I'm... I really... I just need to have a shower. 76 00:03:11,120 --> 00:03:13,880 I just, I really need to have a shower, all right? 77 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:15,680 OK. It's cool, man. 78 00:03:15,680 --> 00:03:18,320 We can do this later. I've got plenty of time. 79 00:03:18,320 --> 00:03:19,480 I'm full-time now so, ha. 80 00:03:19,480 --> 00:03:21,120 - Full-time contract. - Full-time contract. 81 00:03:21,120 --> 00:03:23,880 Ah. Ha-ha. That's such brilliant news. 82 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,280 Just, um... 83 00:03:25,280 --> 00:03:26,600 It's so good to see you again. Bye. 84 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:31,120 - Bye. - See you in a bit, yeah. - OK. 85 00:03:31,120 --> 00:03:34,160 - Ha-ha-ha-ha. - He was genuinely really shocked, wasn't he? - Yeah. 86 00:03:34,160 --> 00:03:37,600 You got some drain issue going on or something over there that... 87 00:03:37,600 --> 00:03:40,840 - Um, I'll catch you up. - Eunice? - Yeah, yeah. - Hello. 88 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:44,680 Sorry, just having a bit of trouble with my membership, it seemed to... 89 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,960 Don't know if it's just a case of mistaken identity or sort of... 90 00:03:47,960 --> 00:03:51,240 - I seem to have been blocked. - Oh? Oh! That's um... 91 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:52,600 That's... 92 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:54,680 Can I just leave this here with you for a minute? 93 00:03:54,680 --> 00:03:58,400 - Shall we have a little chat, you and I, outside? - Yeah, sure. 94 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:01,360 I was saying, I did steal a towel once but very much by accident. 95 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,440 - I don't think it's that. - And I did return it, so... 96 00:04:08,440 --> 00:04:09,600 What's...? 97 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:13,680 Look, I know this is going to be hard... 98 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:18,240 ..but I can't see you any more. 99 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,920 Ahh. 100 00:04:21,920 --> 00:04:24,000 Really? Yeah, yeah. 101 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:25,920 Actually, I was... 102 00:04:25,920 --> 00:04:27,960 I was thinking that as well. 103 00:04:27,960 --> 00:04:30,000 It's probably for the best, isn't it? 104 00:04:30,000 --> 00:04:31,280 - OK. - And, er... 105 00:04:32,280 --> 00:04:35,160 How's things with your husband and all that? He's not here, is he? 106 00:04:35,160 --> 00:04:37,480 - No. - OK. - He's not. 107 00:04:37,480 --> 00:04:40,880 But, it's like we just talked everything through 108 00:04:40,880 --> 00:04:45,000 and we've decided to give our marriage another go, so, yeah. 109 00:04:45,000 --> 00:04:47,000 - Great. - Yeah. - And he's not... 110 00:04:47,000 --> 00:04:49,200 - He's all right? - He's... Well. - Yeah. 111 00:04:49,200 --> 00:04:52,280 - I wouldn't say all right, but... - But that's great, though. - Yeah. 112 00:04:52,280 --> 00:04:58,520 Congratulations, if that's the right word to say in this situation. 113 00:04:58,520 --> 00:05:00,200 I'm so sorry. 114 00:05:00,200 --> 00:05:02,840 - I know it's going to be hard on you, I do. - Yeah. 115 00:05:02,840 --> 00:05:05,200 And I'm really sorry because I didn't mean to like, 116 00:05:05,200 --> 00:05:07,160 play with your emotions and stuff. 117 00:05:07,160 --> 00:05:09,800 Phew, yeah, I mean, it's... 118 00:05:09,800 --> 00:05:11,920 It's fine, honestly. 119 00:05:11,920 --> 00:05:13,280 I'm sorry. 120 00:05:15,000 --> 00:05:16,160 Yeah. 121 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,760 - Hey, you all right? - Ah. 122 00:05:23,760 --> 00:05:25,480 Erm, sorry about earlier. 123 00:05:26,720 --> 00:05:29,360 Ah, it's OK. I'm sorry too. 124 00:05:29,360 --> 00:05:31,600 I was just trying to get a thing - it was stupid of me. 125 00:05:31,600 --> 00:05:35,160 Ah, no, it wasn't stupid. I was... I was... I just wasn't expecting it. 126 00:05:35,160 --> 00:05:38,040 - But, yeah, glad you made the transfer happen. - Yeah. 127 00:05:38,040 --> 00:05:39,760 - Way-oh! - Way-oh! 128 00:05:41,280 --> 00:05:43,320 Yeah, I told Jay I was leaving either way. 129 00:05:43,320 --> 00:05:44,800 - Really? - Yeah, man. 130 00:05:44,800 --> 00:05:47,760 - I didn't really care any more anyway so I called his bluff. - Yeah. 131 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:51,600 It's just been weird us not talking. 132 00:05:53,560 --> 00:05:56,480 Yeah, no, I-I feel the same to be honest, and, er, 133 00:05:56,480 --> 00:06:00,680 yeah, sorry about the party. I was a little bit out of control. 134 00:06:00,680 --> 00:06:02,720 - How's the arse? - It's... 135 00:06:02,720 --> 00:06:05,560 - There's nothing wrong with my arse. - I saw you with the firework. 136 00:06:05,560 --> 00:06:08,000 Oh, sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just completely fine. 137 00:06:08,000 --> 00:06:11,080 - It was a... It only goes in a bit, so... - Yeah. - Yeah, it's... 138 00:06:11,080 --> 00:06:13,160 Some of the guys were actually texting after the party and they 139 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:15,240 - said it was the highlight of the whole evening. - Are you joking? 140 00:06:15,240 --> 00:06:17,320 - No, serious, dude. Yeah, it was Blue's friends, you know? - Oh. 141 00:06:17,320 --> 00:06:18,560 - The Bristol lot. - Yeah, yeah. 142 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,440 They were like, "Who's that mad Andy?" 143 00:06:20,440 --> 00:06:22,760 They loved it. "How did he get that much up his..." 144 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:25,240 No, but that's what I mean. It was just sleight of hand. 145 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:28,400 - Sleight of hand. - Tell them that. - Yeah, yeah, I will. - Yeah, it's... 146 00:06:28,400 --> 00:06:32,200 Um... Yeah, no, obviously I'm sorry about saying you're a dad. 147 00:06:32,200 --> 00:06:34,520 Oh, it's water off a dad's back. 148 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,520 ANDY SNORTS 149 00:06:34,520 --> 00:06:36,520 Wow, that is good! 150 00:06:36,520 --> 00:06:37,760 - It's good, innit? - Wow. 151 00:06:37,760 --> 00:06:39,880 Honestly, I'm just firing out these dad jokes now that I'm a dad. 152 00:06:39,880 --> 00:06:41,360 - Yeah! - So good. 153 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:44,320 JONATHAN SIGHS 154 00:06:46,960 --> 00:06:49,160 Just in terms of the gym, erm... 155 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:51,840 Am I all right to use the gym? 156 00:06:51,840 --> 00:06:54,440 - Oh, yeah. Yeah, sorry. - Yeah. 157 00:06:54,440 --> 00:06:56,600 Sorry about that, I just... I think I'm... 158 00:06:56,600 --> 00:07:00,120 I think I just panicked, actually, so I just got you blocked. 159 00:07:00,120 --> 00:07:03,600 - Erm, but, yes, I can reverse that, absolutely. - Nice. 160 00:07:03,600 --> 00:07:05,240 - Great. - I will do that. 161 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:14,520 Listen, if you are going to keep coming to the gym, 162 00:07:14,520 --> 00:07:19,160 you're going to need to promise me that you won't turn it on. 163 00:07:20,360 --> 00:07:22,880 - Not turn it on? - Yeah. 164 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,880 You know what you do. That sexy stuff that you do. 165 00:07:30,960 --> 00:07:37,760 Erm... Well, I'll try not to do any sexy stuff around you 166 00:07:37,760 --> 00:07:42,440 and maybe I could even just avoid you if that's helpful? 167 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:44,680 Oh, God, this is going to be so hard, isn't it? 168 00:07:47,320 --> 00:07:48,920 Yeah. 169 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,960 Oh, God, you're doing it again, I mean, that's... 170 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:53,560 - I'm not, I don't think I am. - Yes, you are! 171 00:07:53,560 --> 00:07:55,240 Fucking hell! 172 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,680 All that bad boy stuff, you know? 173 00:07:58,680 --> 00:08:02,800 Just smoking on that vape like bloody Timothee Chalamet. 174 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,160 Tim...? Does he vape? I don't... I'm not sure he vapes. He's... 175 00:08:06,160 --> 00:08:08,720 - I don't care. - ..famously quite a healthy man, I think. 176 00:08:10,560 --> 00:08:12,240 What are you... 177 00:08:12,240 --> 00:08:14,040 What is... What are you doing? 178 00:08:16,680 --> 00:08:18,520 Something to remember me by. 179 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,920 That's lovely, thank you. 180 00:08:25,280 --> 00:08:26,640 Head back? 181 00:08:26,640 --> 00:08:28,720 - Ahh! - Ahh, mad. 182 00:08:28,720 --> 00:08:31,560 Man, I've missed this, just riffing back and forth. 183 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,000 Yeah, me too. 184 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,240 Listen, Blue's away this Friday, got a free house. 185 00:08:35,240 --> 00:08:36,720 - Are you joking? - Nah. 186 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:39,480 Ho-ho, OK! When I say "free", you say "house"! 187 00:08:39,480 --> 00:08:41,320 - Free. - House. - Free. - House. 188 00:08:41,320 --> 00:08:43,320 - Do you remember that? - Yeah, course I do, yeah. 189 00:08:43,320 --> 00:08:44,720 - Absolutely loved it. - Yeah. 190 00:08:44,720 --> 00:08:47,440 - I could even help with the kids as well. - Yeah. - Can't be that hard. 191 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:50,640 Yeah, I mean, it is, but it would be super helpful having you there. 192 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,160 - Yeah. - Maybe I could get some pizzas. 193 00:08:52,160 --> 00:08:54,280 - Oh, my God. - Yeah? - I'd love nothing more. 194 00:08:54,280 --> 00:08:56,760 Let me see if I can remember your order. Hmm... 195 00:08:58,080 --> 00:08:59,440 Hawaiian without pineapple. 196 00:08:59,440 --> 00:09:02,320 Um, OK, then. And let me see if I can also remember. 197 00:09:02,320 --> 00:09:05,000 Hmm... Sausage and sweetcorn. 198 00:09:05,000 --> 00:09:07,640 - It's not, but it's close enough. - Right, yeah. 199 00:09:09,560 --> 00:09:10,960 THEY SIGH 200 00:09:10,960 --> 00:09:13,560 Hey! I'm Andy Peacock. 201 00:09:13,560 --> 00:09:16,480 I just so happen to be a brand ambassador for, er... 202 00:09:16,480 --> 00:09:18,000 Macho Mocha. 203 00:09:18,000 --> 00:09:19,160 Let's take a sip. 204 00:09:20,120 --> 00:09:21,280 Swipe up now. 205 00:09:22,240 --> 00:09:23,440 Mmm. 206 00:09:23,440 --> 00:09:25,120 STOMACH GURGLES 207 00:09:25,120 --> 00:09:26,920 - Hey, gurl, hey! - Hey. 208 00:09:28,440 --> 00:09:30,160 How's the pre-workout going down? 209 00:09:30,160 --> 00:09:32,920 - It's-it's been really good. Has someone said something? - What? 210 00:09:32,920 --> 00:09:34,520 Er, no, no. Yeah... It's... Yeah. 211 00:09:34,520 --> 00:09:36,320 It's been really, really good, actually. 212 00:09:36,320 --> 00:09:39,200 Amazing, great. Cos I was speaking to Anna from the PR team 213 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,760 and, yeah, they're having an event on Friday. You down? 214 00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:45,160 What? That is mad. 215 00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,520 - You're so cute! - I can't believe that. 216 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:49,320 Wow, my first brand event. 217 00:09:50,680 --> 00:09:53,200 It's just, erm... 218 00:09:53,200 --> 00:09:56,320 I don't know if this affects anything but I-I-I've been having, 219 00:09:56,320 --> 00:10:02,400 um... Been having some sort of issues with the-the product. 220 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,040 Right. Gosh. 221 00:10:04,040 --> 00:10:06,680 So, what - did you get side effects? 222 00:10:06,680 --> 00:10:08,880 Have you been having side effects? 223 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:10,760 Did you get a, um... 224 00:10:10,760 --> 00:10:12,520 ..bad stomach? 225 00:10:12,520 --> 00:10:14,960 Have you got a bad stomach from it or...? 226 00:10:17,200 --> 00:10:18,680 - No, no! It's-it's... - No, same. 227 00:10:18,680 --> 00:10:20,400 It's just a thing that I heard... 228 00:10:20,400 --> 00:10:22,360 - Same. Yeah, yeah. - ..that people can get. 229 00:10:22,360 --> 00:10:24,600 You know what? Just don't drink it. 230 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:27,320 That'd be false advertisement, though, wouldn't it? 231 00:10:27,320 --> 00:10:29,400 - I could get arrested for that. - No! God, no, no. 232 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:31,640 Do you think that everyone that sells products online 233 00:10:31,640 --> 00:10:33,000 actually uses them? 234 00:10:33,000 --> 00:10:34,320 Yeah, that's what I thought. 235 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:35,840 No, we're actors! 236 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:40,160 - What? - Yeah, you think Johnny Depp actually uses his own aftershave? 237 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:43,120 - Noo! - Oh, but I thought he'd have to by law. 238 00:10:43,120 --> 00:10:44,720 No, no, no, no, no, no. Gosh, no. 239 00:10:44,720 --> 00:10:49,680 So, all these people have been just pretending the whole time? 240 00:10:49,680 --> 00:10:51,120 It's not real? 241 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:55,120 Look, everyone just takes what they can get, you know? 242 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,520 We're all pretending and we all motherfucking love it. 243 00:10:57,520 --> 00:10:59,720 I'll show you the ropes, babes. 244 00:10:59,720 --> 00:11:02,440 There's so much I need to learn still. But, great. 245 00:11:02,440 --> 00:11:06,000 Well, I'm down for the party, then. Yep, yeah. Consider me in. 246 00:11:06,000 --> 00:11:10,960 - Great. - Is there some sort of, like, dress code, or what's the... 247 00:11:10,960 --> 00:11:14,240 What's the vibe? Is it like a nice white shirt 248 00:11:14,240 --> 00:11:17,600 - and jeans and shoes, or... - Ha! Imagine! - What? 249 00:11:17,600 --> 00:11:20,760 - I die. - Is it not that? Yeah, it's not. Yeah! - No. 250 00:11:20,760 --> 00:11:23,880 We need to stand out so, you know, something swaggy. 251 00:11:23,880 --> 00:11:26,240 - Love ya. - See...see ya. 252 00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:30,360 Swaggy. 253 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,480 BABY CRIES 254 00:11:30,360 --> 00:11:32,480 Please, please. 255 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:34,720 DOORBELL RINGS 256 00:11:34,720 --> 00:11:36,640 Yeah, Daddy's coming back. 257 00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,720 Hey, mate. 258 00:11:38,720 --> 00:11:40,320 Just under the arm. 259 00:11:42,080 --> 00:11:43,720 Here you go, take that. 260 00:11:43,720 --> 00:11:45,160 Keep them fresh. 261 00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,600 PHONE RINGS 262 00:11:49,600 --> 00:11:52,760 Oh. Sergeant Spoonington, I presume? 263 00:11:52,760 --> 00:11:55,640 Hello, mate. Fridge is fully stocked for Friday. 264 00:11:55,640 --> 00:11:57,600 The Wii's dusted off as well. 265 00:11:57,600 --> 00:12:00,160 Ooh, nice. What's happening? 266 00:12:01,160 --> 00:12:02,600 Well, I thought we were... 267 00:12:02,600 --> 00:12:05,000 I thought we were hanging out on Friday, chilling. 268 00:12:05,000 --> 00:12:07,920 Oh, yeah! Um... Yes, sorry, um... 269 00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,400 I'm actually... 270 00:12:10,800 --> 00:12:13,280 I'm actually at the salon at the moment so, um... 271 00:12:13,280 --> 00:12:15,720 Yeah, can we talk about this later? I'll give you a call back. 272 00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:17,080 Yeah, yeah. Sure, sure, sure. 273 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:20,120 - What are you getting done? - Erm, nothing major. 274 00:12:22,720 --> 00:12:26,080 It's meant to be sort of like a dusty pink, I think. I don't know. 275 00:12:26,080 --> 00:12:28,040 It's more like an Angel Delight pink. 276 00:12:28,040 --> 00:12:29,840 Yeah, it might be a bit much. 277 00:12:29,840 --> 00:12:31,960 No, no, I actually think it looks really cool, man. Suits you. 278 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:33,640 Thanks...man. I... 279 00:12:35,760 --> 00:12:39,880 Also, I was going to say, erm, man, about this Friday. 280 00:12:39,880 --> 00:12:42,160 I don't know if I'm going to be able to make it happen. 281 00:12:42,160 --> 00:12:44,000 - Oh. Why not? - Yeah, erm... 282 00:12:44,000 --> 00:12:46,480 It's my mum's been in a bit of an accident, 283 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,080 so I've got to take her to the doctor's. 284 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,960 Well, what happened? 285 00:12:49,960 --> 00:12:52,000 - She got attacked. - Is she OK?! 286 00:12:52,000 --> 00:12:53,840 Er, yeah. She's completely fine. 287 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,680 But, well, she's not completely... 288 00:12:55,680 --> 00:12:58,920 Basically, she, er, twisted her leg 289 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:01,560 - trying to get away from them. - Well, who attacked her? 290 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:05,280 Just like sort of rude boys. Your classic ru... 291 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:08,640 Well, I guess more like the modern version that... 292 00:13:08,640 --> 00:13:11,200 Sort of like drill gangs. Like drillers. 293 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,840 - Drillers? - Yeah. Yeah. Trust me. - It makes no sense. 294 00:13:13,840 --> 00:13:15,560 - I know. - It's mad. - I know! 295 00:13:15,560 --> 00:13:18,120 Not as mad as how much I was going about it. 296 00:13:18,120 --> 00:13:20,960 - I was going, yeah, completely nuts. - Oh, my... 297 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:23,160 Yeah. Ah, but... 298 00:13:23,160 --> 00:13:26,960 Yeah, just means I've got to take her to the doctor's now. 299 00:13:26,960 --> 00:13:28,760 - Oh, well that's a real shame, man. - Yeah. 300 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:31,400 I was obviously looking forward to it but family comes first 301 00:13:31,400 --> 00:13:33,520 - so I understand. - Yeah, it does. It really does. 302 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,400 And, you know, thanks for understanding. 303 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:38,360 - It's so bloody annoying. - Oh, I can imagine. - Yeah. 304 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:39,680 SPOONER SIGHS 305 00:13:40,680 --> 00:13:42,680 And that is the end of the positivity power down. 306 00:13:42,680 --> 00:13:44,200 Great session, guys. 307 00:13:44,200 --> 00:13:46,560 Remember, it's not what you look like, all right? 308 00:13:46,560 --> 00:13:49,280 It's what you feel like you look like. 309 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,800 Thank you so much. 310 00:13:50,800 --> 00:13:52,680 Great session, guys. 311 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,160 Right, just roll up your mats, tidy up. 312 00:13:55,160 --> 00:13:57,600 And once you're done hit the snack table. 313 00:13:57,600 --> 00:13:59,520 Yeah, there's some lovely snacks there. 314 00:13:59,520 --> 00:14:03,360 There's also some Macho Mochas there, so help yourself, please. 315 00:14:03,360 --> 00:14:06,280 They're um... Well, they're usually about £4 online, 316 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:09,200 but free today so enjoy the freebies on me. 317 00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:12,040 Maximise your macho! That's the tag line. 318 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:14,440 So please, definitely take one. 319 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,560 You got the Macho Mochas, yeah? 320 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:20,800 - Cheers, Andy. - Good. Yeah, no... My pleasure, everyone. 321 00:14:20,800 --> 00:14:22,600 Fancy joining me on my journey? 322 00:14:22,600 --> 00:14:24,040 Let's take a sip. 323 00:14:25,520 --> 00:14:26,680 Swipe up now. 324 00:14:27,760 --> 00:14:28,800 Mmm. 325 00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:31,360 Stop! Your hair. 326 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:33,480 - I love. - Do you like it? 327 00:14:33,480 --> 00:14:36,120 - Literally, I'm screaming. - Are you? Oh, right. OK. 328 00:14:36,120 --> 00:14:38,800 Well, wow, that makes me feel a lot better. I wasn't sure about it. 329 00:14:38,800 --> 00:14:42,160 - It's quite mad, it's quite "argh!" - Unreal. - Great, um... 330 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,480 - Also, with the outfit, um... - Mm? - I was just trying to work out 331 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:48,480 which direction to take it in, so I wasn't sure but what is... 332 00:14:48,480 --> 00:14:50,320 Obviously I get swaggy. Yeah, cool. 333 00:14:50,320 --> 00:14:53,600 But, you know, is it like funky swaggy or colourful sw... 334 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:55,880 - Like, what's the... - Do you know what - just come round to mine. 335 00:14:55,880 --> 00:14:59,440 - I've got loads of stuff that you can try. - Like men's stuff as well? 336 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,920 "Men's st..." This guy! I can't! 337 00:15:01,920 --> 00:15:06,040 Yeah, no, no, I'm open, obviously, as long as it's more unisex. 338 00:15:06,040 --> 00:15:07,840 - Oi, oi. - Oh, hey. - Hey. 339 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,720 That's Spooner. Do you know each other? 340 00:15:09,720 --> 00:15:11,880 That's Kara. Spooner. Have you met before? 341 00:15:11,880 --> 00:15:13,360 No, never. Well, not... 342 00:15:13,360 --> 00:15:15,480 I think I've got one of those faces that people think 343 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:17,960 - they've seen before but they actually haven't, so... - Right. 344 00:15:17,960 --> 00:15:19,600 - Spooner. Nice to meet you. - Hey. 345 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:22,760 By the way, Andy, the guest list is super tight on Friday, yeah? 346 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,360 Gah! What? 347 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:27,280 - What are you...? I'm not sure what you're talking about. - Guest list. 348 00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:29,800 - No, I don't know. - No, Andy and I are just going to an event on Friday. 349 00:15:29,800 --> 00:15:31,640 Are we? Oh, I can't remember that. 350 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:34,080 Andy, I'm literally giving you a makeover! 351 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:35,680 Oh, yeah. 352 00:15:35,680 --> 00:15:39,400 But, yeah, the guest list is super tight. Soz. 353 00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:40,640 Oh, no, that's OK. 354 00:15:40,640 --> 00:15:43,320 - I'm sort of looking after my kids Friday anyway, so... - All right. 355 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:46,360 - Boring! - No, no, it's not boring... - Well... 356 00:15:46,360 --> 00:15:48,400 It's admirable if anything. I look up to that. 357 00:15:48,400 --> 00:15:50,640 Well, Andy and I are going to have all the fun for you! 358 00:15:50,640 --> 00:15:52,240 Yeah. 359 00:15:52,240 --> 00:15:54,480 - Andy, I'll text you my address, yeah? OK? - OK. 360 00:15:54,480 --> 00:15:56,720 We're going to get you serving some lewks, gur-r-rl! 361 00:15:56,720 --> 00:15:58,600 Ah, OK, then, gurl... 362 00:15:58,600 --> 00:16:00,160 I love you, sis. 363 00:16:00,160 --> 00:16:02,120 L-love you too...sis. 364 00:16:02,120 --> 00:16:05,760 I don't know why she always keeps calling me sis. 365 00:16:05,760 --> 00:16:08,640 The party is basically near the doctor's surgery 366 00:16:08,640 --> 00:16:11,040 I'm taking my mum to, so it just so happened, 367 00:16:11,040 --> 00:16:14,080 and, you know, so I thought why not pop in, yeah. 368 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:15,720 Yeah, yeah, that's... 369 00:16:15,720 --> 00:16:18,280 Sounds fun. I mean, you do you, man. 370 00:16:18,280 --> 00:16:19,920 Ah, that's... 371 00:16:22,400 --> 00:16:24,640 I'm still definitely up for us meeting, though. 372 00:16:24,640 --> 00:16:26,520 - Yeah, no. Of course, definitely. - Yeah. 373 00:16:28,760 --> 00:16:30,640 Listen, man, you're looking good and... 374 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,480 I'm probably going to go cos I got... I'll see you later. 375 00:16:33,480 --> 00:16:35,120 OK, I'll see you later. 376 00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,400 Hey, gurl, hey! 377 00:17:00,400 --> 00:17:02,320 Welcome to my crib! 378 00:17:02,320 --> 00:17:04,840 - This hair. - Oh. - I love! 379 00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:06,360 - Come in. - Yeah. 380 00:17:06,360 --> 00:17:07,800 Oh, good. 381 00:17:07,800 --> 00:17:10,440 - Wow! Ha, so much stuff. - I know, right. 382 00:17:10,440 --> 00:17:12,920 - Yeah, did you get it all for free? - Obviously. 383 00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:31,920 Wow, your flat looks so different on Instagram. 384 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,120 Oh, that's not my flat. Lol. 385 00:17:31,920 --> 00:17:34,120 ANDY CHUCKLES 386 00:17:34,120 --> 00:17:36,760 Right, so I was thinking we'd do a little reel of you getting ready. 387 00:17:36,760 --> 00:17:39,040 You know when you like jump on the spot 388 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,960 - and then it shows you the next outfit? - Oh, yes. 389 00:17:40,960 --> 00:17:42,800 - I've seen those, yeah. - Yeah? - Great. 390 00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:44,840 Sick. OK. This one. 391 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,440 - Power. - Is that men's? 392 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,960 - Oh, that's... - Yeah. - Nice. Green. 393 00:17:48,960 --> 00:17:52,640 Yes, it's great. I think green will bring out your, um... 394 00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:55,560 - Your personality. - Ah, great. - Yeah? - Yeah. 395 00:17:55,560 --> 00:17:56,720 - Come. - Cool. 396 00:17:56,720 --> 00:17:59,600 OK, so, you're going to stand on that spot there that I've put out. 397 00:17:59,600 --> 00:18:01,520 Oh, you've marked it out and everything. 398 00:18:01,520 --> 00:18:04,200 - Yeah, I'm just going to turn this... - Cool. - ..on. 399 00:18:04,200 --> 00:18:05,680 - OK. - Oh, right. 400 00:18:05,680 --> 00:18:07,600 - Yeah, now put the shirt down. - Oh, right, yeah. 401 00:18:07,600 --> 00:18:09,880 - Because we're going to jump into it. - OK. - Yeah. 402 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:12,640 So it's like a three, two, one, and jump. 403 00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:14,080 And then I'll jump then. 404 00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:15,960 Yeah. Sorry, I thought you were going to do it then. 405 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:18,160 - Oh, I thought we were talking about it. - No. 406 00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,920 look, don't be anxious. I do this all the time. 407 00:18:19,920 --> 00:18:22,040 I know what I'm doing, but usually I do it by myself 408 00:18:22,040 --> 00:18:24,840 but, I don't know, it's fun having you here, my little protege! 409 00:18:24,840 --> 00:18:26,280 No, I'm joking, I'm joking. 410 00:18:26,280 --> 00:18:28,840 OK, OK, so, three, two, one and... 411 00:18:30,720 --> 00:18:34,400 Yeah. OK, let's kind of like smile when we do it. 412 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:35,680 - Smile. - Yeah. - Yeah. 413 00:18:35,680 --> 00:18:38,120 You're cool, you're vibes, you've never cared. 414 00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:41,680 - Motherfucker. - Yeah, like, ahh... you know? - Yeah. 415 00:18:41,680 --> 00:18:42,920 Brr-r-rr! 416 00:18:42,920 --> 00:18:44,360 OK, three, two, one. 417 00:18:45,400 --> 00:18:47,000 Attitude, yeah. 418 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,200 You're getting there, you're getting there. Yeah, yeah. 419 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:51,680 But just try and just, um... Try and slay more. 420 00:18:51,680 --> 00:18:54,240 - Yeah, yeah, yeah. - OK, think slay. 421 00:18:54,240 --> 00:18:55,400 Ah-ah! 422 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:57,680 OK, three, two, one. 423 00:19:00,040 --> 00:19:01,280 Yeah, oh, I love that. 424 00:19:01,280 --> 00:19:03,520 - With your hips as well. - Did I do...? I didn't even notice. 425 00:19:03,520 --> 00:19:05,560 Oh, my God it just came to you in the moment! 426 00:19:05,560 --> 00:19:08,320 Let's go again. OK, so, three, two, one, and jump. 427 00:19:08,320 --> 00:19:10,240 Ah! Cute! That's it! I love it! 428 00:19:10,240 --> 00:19:12,720 I love it, I love it, I'm dead! No nerves. 429 00:19:12,720 --> 00:19:15,200 - Yeah, I... - No nerves. - Brilliant. - A new man. 430 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:19,560 Hi, there. I'm Andy Peacock and I work for the brand Macho Mocha, 431 00:19:19,560 --> 00:19:21,960 but also, I'd be happy to work with other brands. 432 00:19:21,960 --> 00:19:23,040 Yeah, um... 433 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,880 Just be careful with the, er... 434 00:19:25,880 --> 00:19:28,720 The awkward white guy smile. 435 00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:30,120 - What's that? - The, um... 436 00:19:31,840 --> 00:19:33,760 - It's the awkward white guy smile. - Oh, God. - It's a thing. 437 00:19:33,760 --> 00:19:36,520 - No, I do it all the time. - Yeah, I've noticed. 438 00:19:36,520 --> 00:19:38,840 - OK. - Try smiling with like a squint 439 00:19:38,840 --> 00:19:41,240 and then like, you know, bite your tongue, so it's like... 440 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:44,840 - Um... - I don't know, it just makes you look a bit more fun. 441 00:19:46,200 --> 00:19:48,120 Er, yeah. We'll work on it. 442 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:50,840 I just don't know if this feels like me. 443 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:54,000 Look, sorry, but, no offence but this - this - 444 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:57,120 - this is what brands want. - Yeah, I'm just not sure about the... 445 00:19:57,120 --> 00:19:59,320 - Cos my nipples are sort of poking... - No, no, no, no, no. 446 00:19:59,320 --> 00:20:01,480 - Nipples are sexy. - Really? - Keep the nipples. 447 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,320 No, I... God, yeah, I love nipples, 448 00:20:03,320 --> 00:20:05,600 but it's just mainly on other people. 449 00:20:05,600 --> 00:20:08,160 I just feel like you're holding yourself back. 450 00:20:08,160 --> 00:20:11,920 Look, no-one wants the boring guy that just hangs out 451 00:20:11,920 --> 00:20:13,920 with all the body positivity losers. 452 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:16,400 No offence, but, like, I'm sorry, you're better than them. 453 00:20:16,400 --> 00:20:18,080 - Do you think? - Of course! 454 00:20:18,080 --> 00:20:21,280 But your problem is you just don't want to fly. 455 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:22,680 No, I do want to fly. 456 00:20:22,680 --> 00:20:25,800 I just didn't think this was my ideal flying outfit, that's all. 457 00:20:25,800 --> 00:20:29,000 OK, look, how do you think I get all this free stuff, huh? 458 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,560 You don't get famous by being, like, boring. 459 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:50,920 # Who can I turn to 460 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:56,800 # When nobody needs me... # 461 00:20:56,800 --> 00:20:58,800 Do you know who's going to be there tonight? 462 00:20:58,800 --> 00:21:00,600 The guy from Reebok, and I can intro you. 463 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:02,480 Oh, wow. Yeah, definitely. 464 00:21:02,480 --> 00:21:04,360 Yeah, I mean, he's a sick link to have. 465 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:06,160 Also Flick from Hatton Hadley PR. 466 00:21:06,160 --> 00:21:08,400 She's the one that sorted these out for me. 467 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:10,920 Oh, nice. Crates of water. 468 00:21:10,920 --> 00:21:14,280 Look, you see that pram over there? It's like £400 online. 469 00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:15,920 Wow, that's... And nappies as well. 470 00:21:15,920 --> 00:21:17,960 But, I mean, you haven't got a kid, have you? 471 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,320 No, but, I mean, I'll take what I can get, you know? 472 00:21:20,320 --> 00:21:24,160 Well, actually, um, my friend Spooner - he's got twins. 473 00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,160 They could be quite useful for him. 474 00:21:26,160 --> 00:21:28,120 OK, yeah, um... 475 00:21:29,240 --> 00:21:31,800 What's the deal with that Spooner guy? 476 00:21:31,800 --> 00:21:35,000 I mean, I've definitely met him before 477 00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:37,280 and he's weird, babe. 478 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:41,920 Going forward it's worthwhile thinking about 479 00:21:41,920 --> 00:21:44,160 who you're surrounding yourself with, like, you know? 480 00:21:44,160 --> 00:21:46,160 Like, are they propelling you? 481 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:48,880 Or could they end up holding you back, you know? 482 00:21:50,400 --> 00:21:54,480 If I'm being honest, if someone's holding you back 483 00:21:54,480 --> 00:21:58,040 then you need to think about yourself, you know? 484 00:21:58,040 --> 00:22:00,320 Yeah, yeah, definitely. 485 00:22:00,320 --> 00:22:02,560 Maybe get some new besties. 486 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,040 - Er... - Me! 487 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,480 - You. Yeah, no, that's... - Me! Oh, my God. 488 00:22:08,480 --> 00:22:10,800 - Oh, God. - Right, OK, I am going to go pee 489 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:13,640 and then, yeah, we should head out. But before I go, chuck these on. 490 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,520 Oh! Oh, great. What are these? 491 00:22:15,520 --> 00:22:17,440 Like, skin-coloured boxers? 492 00:22:17,440 --> 00:22:19,040 No, no, no, no. 493 00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,120 They're Spanx. For underneath your trousers, you know? 494 00:22:22,120 --> 00:22:26,800 Look, it's all good being body positive on social media. 495 00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:28,200 Yeah, we get that, we've seen it. 496 00:22:28,200 --> 00:22:32,360 But in the real world we don't actually want to be fat, you know? 497 00:22:32,360 --> 00:22:34,480 So put it away! Fatty! 498 00:22:34,480 --> 00:22:36,000 No, I'm joking! 499 00:22:36,000 --> 00:22:37,600 But I'm not! 500 00:22:37,600 --> 00:22:38,960 Oh, I love ya. 501 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,560 Love you too. 502 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:55,640 # With you I could learn to 503 00:22:55,640 --> 00:23:01,840 # Oh, with you on a new day 504 00:23:01,840 --> 00:23:09,720 # But who can I turn to if you turn... # 505 00:23:09,720 --> 00:23:12,600 OK let's bounce. Andy! 506 00:23:12,600 --> 00:23:14,520 # ..away. # 507 00:23:14,520 --> 00:23:16,040 Andy? 508 00:23:25,480 --> 00:23:29,080 SPOONER PANTS 509 00:23:30,560 --> 00:23:31,960 DOORBELL RINGS 510 00:23:31,960 --> 00:23:33,040 Um... 511 00:23:34,600 --> 00:23:36,040 Ah, yeah. 512 00:23:40,760 --> 00:23:42,080 Hey. 513 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:50,000 - These are for you. - Oh, thanks. 514 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:52,600 - They're nappies. - Yeah. - They're aged two to three 515 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,400 - but I thought they might be able to grow into them. - Oh, OK. 516 00:23:57,600 --> 00:23:59,840 - Can I come in? - Er... 517 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:02,520 Please, man, I'm... 518 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,720 Yeah, sure, man. Yeah, come right in. 519 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:07,320 I... But don't, er, don't go in the... 520 00:24:08,680 --> 00:24:10,360 Yeah, just, ah... 521 00:24:10,360 --> 00:24:11,880 Wow. That's... 522 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,360 Jesus. What's... 523 00:24:13,360 --> 00:24:16,160 - Yeah, I was... I... - Was that the kids? 524 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,920 Yes. Yeah. It was the bloody kids, actually, yeah. I was... 525 00:24:18,920 --> 00:24:20,520 I was... I was just feeding them, 526 00:24:20,520 --> 00:24:22,920 and you know what they're like - they just went berserk. 527 00:24:22,920 --> 00:24:25,440 - Not fans of sausage and sweetcorn, then? - Yeah! 528 00:24:25,440 --> 00:24:27,480 No, it doesn't seem like it, does it? 529 00:24:28,720 --> 00:24:30,640 - What's the...? - I tripped over a table 530 00:24:30,640 --> 00:24:32,040 and smashed quite a lot of glass. 531 00:24:34,320 --> 00:24:35,800 Yeah. 532 00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,720 - Let's, erm... Let's clean this up. - Yeah? - Yeah. 533 00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:45,440 Yeah, OK. 534 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:54,000 - That's it. It's getting tighter. - Nice. 535 00:24:54,000 --> 00:24:55,520 That's it, perfect. 536 00:24:56,840 --> 00:24:58,760 - Good as new. - It's good as new, yeah. 537 00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,360 Oh, there's some more pizza. 538 00:25:01,840 --> 00:25:03,320 - Whoa! - No problem! 539 00:25:03,320 --> 00:25:05,480 Go on, then. No problem, mate. 540 00:25:05,480 --> 00:25:07,120 - En garde! - Huh! Ah! 541 00:25:11,120 --> 00:25:12,360 Thanks, man. 542 00:25:15,360 --> 00:25:18,160 Wow, you got the Zante photo framed. 543 00:25:18,160 --> 00:25:19,560 Yeah. 544 00:25:19,560 --> 00:25:23,560 Oh, man, life was so much more simple back then, wasn't it? 545 00:25:23,560 --> 00:25:25,080 Tell me about it. I... 546 00:25:27,480 --> 00:25:29,480 I've been a bit of a mess recently. 547 00:25:31,400 --> 00:25:33,320 Head's sort of gone, huh. 548 00:25:33,320 --> 00:25:36,000 Yeah, man, look - I've been a shit friend recently. 549 00:25:36,000 --> 00:25:37,360 I should've been there for you. 550 00:25:37,360 --> 00:25:39,960 But it's not just you, man. It's everything. It's... 551 00:25:39,960 --> 00:25:41,800 It's the house, it's the twins. 552 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:44,600 No, listen, you've got it all wrong, right? 553 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:47,840 You are an amazing dad, OK? 554 00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,440 And this - you've got everything. 555 00:25:50,440 --> 00:25:52,720 You've got a beautiful... Well, it's not beautiful, 556 00:25:52,720 --> 00:25:55,080 - but you've got a massive house. - Massive house, yeah. 557 00:25:55,080 --> 00:25:59,840 Look at me. I'm just a fucking '70s backup dancer 558 00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:02,160 with pink hair and a see-through shirt on. 559 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:04,000 - Sort of K-pop vibes. - Yeah. 560 00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:09,840 To be honest, I don't think I'm cut out to be an influencer. 561 00:26:12,800 --> 00:26:15,320 I don't think I'm cut out for anything. 562 00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,680 Oh, man, that's not true. 563 00:26:17,680 --> 00:26:20,120 - It is true. - That's not true, trust me. 564 00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:24,280 Do you know what gave me the courage to face Jay 565 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:27,200 - and request the transfer and all that sort of stuff? - What? 566 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:28,960 It was watching one of your videos. 567 00:26:31,120 --> 00:26:32,920 - Really? - Yeah. 568 00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:36,640 - Which one? - It's the one about having the power to change your life, 569 00:26:36,640 --> 00:26:38,720 - and... - Yeah, that is a really good one. 570 00:26:38,720 --> 00:26:39,960 It's a good one, man. 571 00:26:39,960 --> 00:26:42,200 You're way more of an influencer than you realise. 572 00:26:42,200 --> 00:26:45,720 I mean, Jonathan literally had sex with someone cos of me. 573 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:51,360 - More than once. - Yeah, I mean there you go - what an achievement. 574 00:26:51,360 --> 00:26:53,040 Maybe you're right. 575 00:26:53,040 --> 00:26:57,040 Maybe being an influencer isn't about being famous 576 00:26:57,040 --> 00:26:59,040 and collecting...stuff. 577 00:27:00,720 --> 00:27:02,600 Maybe I do it cos I care. 578 00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:05,120 Maybe. 579 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:07,360 Maybe I've been subconsciously 580 00:27:07,360 --> 00:27:11,040 changing people's lives without even realising it. 581 00:27:11,040 --> 00:27:12,480 Fuck! 582 00:27:13,640 --> 00:27:16,080 I've been changing the world just by being myself. 583 00:27:17,240 --> 00:27:19,720 - Mm. - That's what influencing's really about. 584 00:27:19,720 --> 00:27:21,200 Yeah. 585 00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,000 - Yeah, man. - Yeah. 586 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:25,280 Yeah, I mean, what do I know anyway? 587 00:27:25,280 --> 00:27:28,920 I don't think I've posted online since about 2014. 588 00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:31,600 That's just cos you're such a dad. 589 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:32,920 Oi, watch it! 590 00:27:32,920 --> 00:27:34,880 - Watch it, I've got dad strength now. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 591 00:27:34,880 --> 00:27:36,560 What's Dad going to do about it then? 592 00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:38,800 - I don't know. Maybe I could scrap you. - Yeah, go on, then. - Yeah? 593 00:27:38,800 --> 00:27:40,480 - You're going to... - You want to fight? 594 00:27:40,480 --> 00:27:42,520 - Do you want to fight? - Huh? - Huh? - Huh? 595 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,040 Right, that's it. That's it! 596 00:27:44,040 --> 00:27:45,920 - Oh, are we tickling? - Tickling! 597 00:27:45,920 --> 00:27:48,000 THEY GIGGLE AND LAUGH 598 00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:50,320 Not the left armpit! Not the left armpit! 599 00:27:52,400 --> 00:27:54,600 - Ah! Put 'em up. - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. Yeah, come on. 600 00:27:55,600 --> 00:27:58,480 - Argh! - Oh, shit, sorry. - Oh, mate. - Oh, fuck! Oh, shit. 601 00:27:58,480 --> 00:28:01,200 I forgot to say, I've been doing a lot of training recently. 602 00:28:01,200 --> 00:28:03,280 - I forgot to say... - It's muscle memory. - ..got ya! 603 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,240 - Oh, you bastard! - You didn't even touch me. 604 00:28:05,240 --> 00:28:06,560 OK, OK, OK. 605 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:08,200 THEY LAUGH AND SCREAM 606 00:28:08,200 --> 00:28:09,320 BABIES CRY 607 00:28:09,320 --> 00:28:12,080 - What you doing? What? - Sh. It's the kids. 608 00:28:12,080 --> 00:28:13,560 - Oh, right. - Yeah. 609 00:28:13,560 --> 00:28:14,920 I've loved this. 610 00:28:14,920 --> 00:28:16,400 I have as well, mate. 611 00:28:16,400 --> 00:28:18,320 Do you want to help me change a nappy? 612 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:21,800 - I'll watch. - Yeah? - Yeah. - Cool. 613 00:28:21,800 --> 00:28:23,360 - Come on then. - Yeah. 614 00:28:23,360 --> 00:28:25,960 - Hoohoo, this is great! - Yeah. - Listen, I, um... 615 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:29,720 I'm really grateful you came over, mate. 616 00:28:29,720 --> 00:28:32,200 - Oh, man, yeah, of course. - Yeah. 617 00:28:32,200 --> 00:28:33,920 - Come on. - Come on then. 618 00:28:33,920 --> 00:28:35,680 Don't tickle me up the stairs! 619 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:37,040 THEY GIGGLE 620 00:28:37,040 --> 00:28:38,600 Up the bum, up the bum! 621 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:40,200 Not on the stairs - it's dangerous. 622 00:28:43,160 --> 00:28:46,680 # Well, my temperature's rising, and my feet on the floor 623 00:28:46,680 --> 00:28:49,840 # Crazy people knocking cos they're wanting some more 624 00:28:49,840 --> 00:28:52,720 # Let me in, baby, I don't know what you got 625 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:55,920 # But you better take it easy, this place is hot 626 00:28:55,920 --> 00:29:02,400 # And I'm so glad we made it, so glad we made it, 627 00:29:02,400 --> 00:29:04,960 # Gimme some loving 628 00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:09,600 # Gimme some loving every day. #