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Great set, guys.
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Whoo! What a show!
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Yeah, yeah, you lads...
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You lads go on without me.
I'll see you on the bus.
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Hey.
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Are you who I think you are?
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Shepherd Knight, yeah.
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Tru-Sé lead singer.
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Aftershave ambassador.
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Star.
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Your security's pretty tight.
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My abs are pretty tight, too.
I've been doing a lot of core work.
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- I'll be frank.
- I'll be Shep Knight.
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I came out here to suck your dick.
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Fine by me.
As long as you suck it with your pussy.
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First, sign my tits.
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Cool.
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Oh, my God, I'm gonna throw up.
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No, you didn't puke
until after we had sex.
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- Not then, now. Just carry on.
- I've a new rule against shagging women
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- when they're puking.
- Oh, God.
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I just need to drink more
and not look directly at you.
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Here.
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God, you were so much more fun
as a groupie.
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Uh, look, I'm not gonna actually be able
to kiss you anywhere near your face.
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Excellent. Then don't touch me
anywhere physically with your hands.
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Okay. I'm gonna get back into character.
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Whoo! Come on.
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So what brings you to London?
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Well, my roommate and I
are big Tru-Sé fans.
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We had tickets to your Toronto show,
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but then when Gareth got electrocuted
and you sadly canceled,
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we booked a flight.
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Lucky me.
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I cannot believe you said, "Lucky me,"
when your bandmate got third-degree burns.
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That should've been a red flag.
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If you're not gonna play along,
what's the point?
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- Stick to what happened. We had a deal.
- All right then, stop talking.
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Let's get this over with, because if we
back out, we'll have to do it all again.
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Just say nothing and get your dick out.
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- I'm not hard.
- Why not? I wore the outfit.
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Maybe 'cause you're gross
and you keep being yourself?
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All right, I won't insult you again.
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Plan. Think of things you like.
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Brexit, guns, bacon.
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And then I will just...
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...back up into your disgusting penis
that I predicted would be broken.
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You're not even trying to turn me on.
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I'm trying to override
my body's natural response to your cock,
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- which is to sandpaper it off.
- Just don't talk.
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Then you don't talk.
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Be a man!
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Oh! Jesus Christ.
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We're doing this
for Olive. For Olive...
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Yeah, visualizing my daughter isn't
helping. Mention someone else's daughter.
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- What?
- Don't look at me.
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Come on, Katherine, it's only
for a minute. You've done it before.
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It'll be like reversing onto a tampon.
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Ew. Is it in?
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Oi! Go shag somewhere else, yeah?
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Sir, how dare you?
That's not what we were doing.
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Yeah, all right, darlin'.
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Where is your manager?
I'm a respectable businesswoman.
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Listen, take your business down the road.
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Sorry, mate, she's obviously a prostitute.
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Yo... Didn't you used to be Shep Knight?
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Still am, brother!
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Ay, that is jokes!
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Hey, you want a picture?
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Nah, man, I'm good.
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But seriously,
don't fuck back here, innit.
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Look, I don't wanna kick you
while you're down,
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but you weren't actually the lead singer,
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because there's no lead singer
in a boy band.
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Even the strongest man alive
couldn't fuck you.
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But at least he tried.
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I'll give you
my fertility clinic's number.
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No! No doctors.
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- It just isn't meant to be.
- Shep, we had a deal.
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I said you gotta leave.
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You can stay and watch, phone the police
or mind your own fucking business,
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but I tell you, bruv,
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only one of those options
won't result in you getting banged up.
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Mate, you need to get your prozzy in line.
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It's "sex worker," young man.
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You're gonna get me killed.
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I will kill you myself
if you back out of this now.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is for
a single mother to set aside free time,
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only to see it wasted?
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There must be some way. Here...
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cum into my hands.
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You joking me?
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What? Cum into my hands,
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I'll catch at least most of it,
then we don't have to touch each other.
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- Okay. I'll cum into your hands.
- It'll be like milking a cow,
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without touching it.
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- I'll just catch one drip...
- Just keep that shut.
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Just... cum into my hands.
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I'm gonna cum in your hands.
Give me two seconds.
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- I'm in a squat, so if you can hurry up...
- It's cold, hang on.
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- Cum into my hands.
- Okay, I'll cum into your hands!
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What? What you saying now, when the
mandem's here? Where you going, blud?
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- Out of the fucking way!
- Hey!
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...Sake.
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Don't hurt me,
I was being assaulted!
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Shh!
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Shh, shh.
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Hey!
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Just a minute!
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Hi.
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- Hey.
- You're a sight for sore eyes.
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I paid the babysitter.
How was the exhibition?
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Oh, it was trash.
You would not have liked it.
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I really wish I was here with you.
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Ah, you're very sweet
when you hate art shows.
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No, I mean it. It's really easy
having you here. Suspiciously easy.
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Yeah, this is probably a bad time
to tell you about my secret family.
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Oh, yep, there had to be something.
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Won't your wife come looking for you soon?
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Wives. Plural. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I have to do Valentine's Day in shifts.
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But they're at church tonight,
don't worry.
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- That's a relief.
- Hmm.
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My genuine family are in town.
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Let's have dinner with my parents.
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For over a year,
I've been telling them
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about my Canadian girlfriend.
It just sounds really made up.
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Yeah, it does.
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So you'll come?
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- Yeah.
- Really?
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- But just to prove I exist.
- Oh.
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And because you're so adorable.
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Your parents are really nice and normal,
right?
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- Yeah, definitely normal.
- Oh, good.
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Of course, as soon as you hear the phrase
"single mother,"
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you automatically fear the worst.
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- DNA tests, lie detectors...
- Dad.
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When you hear "single father," you think,
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"He killed his wife
and made it look like an accident."
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We were certainly wrong about you, dear.
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Excuse me. What are the sheep's names?
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Well, there's, um, Whiskey and Beer.
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Uh... Oh, we haven't named all of them.
Just our favorites.
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Oh, you'll have to come and visit soon,
with Mummy and Dr. Evan.
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Give them all proper names.
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Mum, until recently I was just Olive's
dentist, but we're taking things slow.
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And now he sleeps in my bed.
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- Oh, that's very inappropriate, darling.
- Oh, no, no, no.
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Evan stays in her room
and Olive sleeps with me.
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Oh, good for you, pet. Aw.
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Dr. Evan slept with me until he was 12.
Isn't that right, my sweet baby boy?
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And that...
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is why Evan has no siblings.
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Oh, hush.
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He's always making that joke!
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- Obviously, a house has other rooms.
- Oh, Mum!
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No, I'm not gonna apologize
for getting at it when I could.
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Even outside on your trampoline.
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- Good for you!
- We still pop out sometimes
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for a bit of bouncy-bouncy.
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I mean, children are not your entire life.
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They come into it, then they go out.
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Your mother is quite right.
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We've always put each other first
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and that is the key to our success
and happiness, even now.
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Well, those three got on
like a house on fire.
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My parents hardly even call her.
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My mum calls every day.
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Yeah.
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Go on.
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I know you wanna mention
her kissing me on the mouth.
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Oh? Did she?
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The entire restaurant hardly noticed that,
or when she cut your food up
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or when she asked
if you wanted to come for a wee.
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She just meant for company on the walk.
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Does she hold it for you?
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She's a bit much.
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Oh, she's amazing.
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The restaurant were definitely taking bets
on the nature of your relationship.
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And she calls you Dr. Evan.
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You don't mind all that stuff?
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Oh, it's super fucking weird. I love it.
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And they didn't even hate me!
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Hey, they loved you.
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Like I love you.
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I love you, too. It's a disaster.
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You know, once, she, uh,
she made us matching sailor suits.
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What a woman.
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Hey, that's one thing I love about you.
You don't smother me.
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No, I certainly do not.
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Mummy, Dr. Evan, hurry,
come look at the posh car!
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Okay.
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Hurry up, sweetie.
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Come on, Dr. Evan! Your mum will want
to strap you in your booster seat.
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Not now. Hey!
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- Wow.
- Nice car, eh?
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I know you're knackered.
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I know. I'm tired too, Tom.
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All right, the door's going.
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Hi, my love. How are you feeling?
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Ah, I'm perfectly fine, darlin'.
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Turns out a blood clot can strike
out of the blue, anytime, anywhere,
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even at my young age.
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Terrifying.
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Maybe you and Katherine
join my Pilates group, keep it all moving.
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Oh, that's kind, but we already swim.
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Oh, where do you do that?
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We do it together.
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Oh, that sounds like fun.
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Um, well, let's do something else
this week, shall we?
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I'd love to,
but we're really up against it.
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We're behind on prep for a big event.
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Event? I love events.
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Head girl, prom committee,
Celebrate Sobriety Convention chair.
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What needs doing?
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I mean, have you got a car?
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I've got two cars. And a van.
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Okay. Uh, why don't you help me
take some of the heavier shit
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down to the venue?
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It's a body positivity thing,
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so it's a big opportunity
for the business.
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Great. Take my number,
my phone is always on,
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and I will rearrange some stuff
and see if I can join you for swimming!
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Okay, I've got to get back to work, Jane,
but we'll see you there, babe, all right?
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- Okay, bye.
- Do you swim locally?
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Ladies, welcome to Ardour Live
body positivity headline talk.
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- Now I trust...
- These bloody incisions.
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Should you even be
out of your compression suit?
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Don't be silly. I've had fat grafting,
what, half a dozen times?
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Wouldn't hurt to keep the bandages on
an extra few days.
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Listen, you need to stay in your lane,
all right? Let me sort out our branding.
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Trust me, we want to be at the forefront
of this body positivity movement.
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Well, I'm positive you just had
the forefront of your body sucked out
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and stuck back in your ass.
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Do you love it, though?
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I mean, yeah, totally worth
the death scare. It looks so good.
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It is my pleasure to introduce to you,
speaking candidly for the first time,
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body-positive potters, Kiln 'Em Softly.
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- Thank you.
- Thank you.
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And in the celebrity world,
there is constant body shaming,
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and that's what motivated me to celebrate
all representations of the female form.
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You both have come so far,
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from WAGs to feminists.
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Tell us about that.
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We were always feminists.
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You can be both a feminist
and be dating a member of a boy band.
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Aw, that was taken right after we both
found out we were pregnant, remember?
247
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Oh, yeah. So Bev and I did meet because
our partners were in a group together
248
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and we were really like-minded.
249
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Yeah, straight away, we were like sisters.
250
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Right. So, Katherine...
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while Bev had her "proper family,"
252
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you were unable
to make your relationship work
253
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with Tru-Sé boy band star
Shepherd Knight.
254
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The press branded you an opportunist,
a gold digger.
255
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Canada Today went as far as to name you
"The Mountee."
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What a fun memory.
257
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Sadly, baby Olive grew up
in a broken home.
258
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So where is your daughter right now?
259
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She's on a play-date.
260
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You don't have to constantly ask
working mothers where their kids are.
261
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So you definitely weren't
interested in the money? At all?
262
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No, I just wanted
to fuck the guy on stage.
263
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Well, I think we've learned
so much today
264
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about how to love ourselves
in our own aging skin.
265
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Come on.
266
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Yeah.
267
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Oi!
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Those are my kid's dogs!
269
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Oh, Shep. Hi! It's, er...
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It's Evan.
271
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And you have permission
to be walking my daughter's property?
272
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I do, yeah.
273
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Okay.
274
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Would you be interested
in an investment opportunity?
275
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What have you got in mind?
276
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- Plums.
- Plums?
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They're the new superfood, man.
278
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Get this.
Saffron is more valuable than cocaine.
279
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It's the world's most expensive spice.
280
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Truffles cost more per gram than diamonds.
281
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We're talking about plums, though, right?
Like the fruit?
282
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Got a guy in the plum industry.
283
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Twelve percent of your vitamin C intake
in each one.
284
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Twelve, man!
285
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Wow, that sounds pretty moderate.
I'll, um...
286
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- I'll get back to you.
- Cool.
287
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You got a dog walker number
I can get you at?
288
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It's Evan, man.
289
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Evan.
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Evan. Katherine's boyfriend.
291
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- You and my ex?
- Yeah.
292
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She can be sneaky, man.
Watch out for that one.
293
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Wh... what do you mean?
294
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I'd just hate to see
a nice guy like you get hurt.
295
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Or maybe I'm out of line
296
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and you're cool with everything
that went down the other night.
297
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:36,280
Her demanding sex off me and threatening
me with violence when I changed me mind.
298
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God, I am glad I did not cum
into her hands when she begged me to.
299
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Millie's house is cool. She has her own
phone and she's getting an Apple Watch.
300
00:15:49,040 --> 00:15:50,520
That kid can tell time?
301
00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:53,600
Stop that, Mummy,
we're friends now. How's Aunt Bev?
302
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Bum looks great,
and she made a mean lady cry
303
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and it went viral.
304
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PR is a strange old beast.
305
00:15:59,080 --> 00:16:01,080
Jameela Jamil embedded the footage
with the words,
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"Art is pain. So is being a woman.
Beautiful!" Isn't that great?
307
00:16:05,480 --> 00:16:08,400
But more press means more work.
What about having my baby?
308
00:16:08,480 --> 00:16:10,320
Hey, I can work and have a baby,
Piers Morgan.
309
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:14,920
I was thinking,
if you promise not to have sex with him,
310
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maybe Dr. Evan can be the baby's dad.
311
00:16:18,360 --> 00:16:19,840
You think that would make sense?
312
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Yes. And he can go live on a boat
next to my dad's boat.
313
00:16:23,200 --> 00:16:26,360
Olive, I can't just collect dads
and keep 'em down by the river.
314
00:16:26,440 --> 00:16:29,600
- Well, where would he live then?
- Dr. Evan would live with us.
315
00:16:30,520 --> 00:16:33,560
No. I did the sleeping-over test
and now I've decided.
316
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He can live by the river
and the baby can live with us.
317
00:16:36,720 --> 00:16:38,360
Oh, you've decided?
318
00:16:38,440 --> 00:16:40,360
You don't get to decide
the big things in my life.
319
00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:41,800
I have choices, Olive,
320
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and I don't have to keep making bad ones
because I've made bad ones before.
321
00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:47,680
- Daddy!
- Classic!
322
00:16:47,760 --> 00:16:49,760
- How have you got the dogs?
- I got them from Ethan.
323
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- Leave them. They're full of plum juice.
- What?
324
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Plums. The wood isn't commercially
available, but it can be used to make...
325
00:16:55,880 --> 00:16:57,200
No, Evan. You saw Evan?
326
00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:58,920
Yeah, I had a chat with him.
327
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That is one unhappy mangina.
328
00:17:01,560 --> 00:17:03,280
Hey!
329
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Oh, no.
330
00:17:21,080 --> 00:17:22,080
Oh, hey.
331
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,440
- Where are you going?
- Home.
332
00:17:25,520 --> 00:17:26,800
Okay. So I'll see you later.
333
00:17:26,880 --> 00:17:30,240
Why? What were you gonna do
when you eventually got pregnant by Shep?
334
00:17:31,000 --> 00:17:33,160
Were you gonna tell me,
or make me think it was mine?
335
00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:35,680
No. I don't know what he told you,
but we didn't have sex.
336
00:17:35,760 --> 00:17:37,200
Then what were you doing with Shep?
337
00:17:37,280 --> 00:17:39,600
It's like,
what if Olive needed bone marrow?
338
00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,480
B... Bone marrow?
339
00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,280
Her sibling would need to be a match.
I've been through a lot this week
340
00:17:44,360 --> 00:17:46,040
- with Bev nearly dying.
- Yeah, I was there.
341
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,280
Well...
342
00:17:47,720 --> 00:17:50,440
If I died, they would split my kids up
if they had different dads.
343
00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:56,720
So you won't have my kids in case you die
and Olive needs a transplant?
344
00:17:59,960 --> 00:18:00,800
Well, yeah.
345
00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,800
Ah, that makes...
You're a total psycho, you know that?
346
00:18:03,880 --> 00:18:05,880
- Well...
- First, a sperm donor. Now Shep.
347
00:18:06,520 --> 00:18:07,760
I can explain, because...
348
00:18:07,840 --> 00:18:10,600
A guy who couldn't pass a piss test
to qualify as a sperm donor?
349
00:18:10,680 --> 00:18:12,360
You don't even respect me enough
to tell me.
350
00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:14,840
I do respect you, but we have one fight
and you're leaving.
351
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:17,560
Only because you're actively
trying to get pregnant by someone else.
352
00:18:17,640 --> 00:18:19,320
I was being logical.
353
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:20,400
Show me your chest.
354
00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,080
- Evan...
- Show me.
355
00:18:34,720 --> 00:18:35,840
You should've fucked him.
356
00:18:36,920 --> 00:18:37,960
You deserve each other.
357
00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,480
And neither of you should be parents.
358
00:18:53,600 --> 00:18:55,760
Mum! Come on, come on.
359
00:18:55,840 --> 00:18:57,480
- Bye, Dad.
- Bye, sweetie.
360
00:19:02,680 --> 00:19:04,120
The dogs might have the shits tonight
361
00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:06,640
- so I'd give them access to grass.
- How could you do that to me?
362
00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,520
You mean boyfriend? That done?
363
00:19:12,960 --> 00:19:14,880
Why take something positive from my life?
364
00:19:16,160 --> 00:19:18,760
What is the point
in still trying to hurt me?
365
00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:21,400
Hey, it just came up
and that dude asks a lot of questions.
366
00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,160
I respect you in front of your daughter.
367
00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:25,480
- I clean her. I feed her.
- Fucking lettuce.
368
00:19:25,560 --> 00:19:26,640
So why?
369
00:19:27,320 --> 00:19:29,720
Listen. Project Betrayal was your idea.
370
00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:33,160
I felt I had a responsibility
to let the dude know, man to man.
371
00:19:33,240 --> 00:19:35,920
You don't feel responsibility.
You're a worm.
372
00:19:36,360 --> 00:19:38,040
Worms are 100% core strength.
373
00:19:38,520 --> 00:19:39,760
And this is on you.
374
00:19:39,840 --> 00:19:43,280
You tried to fuck me behind
your boyfriend's back and now he's gone.
375
00:19:43,360 --> 00:19:45,520
If you had anything worth taking,
I would take it!
376
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:51,400
But you don't have anything...
377
00:19:51,880 --> 00:19:52,920
but us.
378
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:55,200
You're a loser.
379
00:20:12,320 --> 00:20:13,680
Mum?
380
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:15,600
Are you crying?
381
00:20:16,360 --> 00:20:17,800
Yeah, I had a bad dream.
382
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:20,320
It's okay, Mummy.
383
00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,680
Do you want me to sing you a song
to make you forget?
384
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:26,600
Yeah, I'd love that.