1 00:00:47,520 --> 00:00:49,840 Oh, my gosh, Mum, look at this! 2 00:00:49,920 --> 00:00:51,880 And coming through to the master bedroom. 3 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:54,160 It's south-facing. Is it just the three of you? 4 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:55,800 For now. 5 00:00:56,160 --> 00:01:00,080 Oh, cool. There's a half-bedroom next door that'd make a perfect little nursery. 6 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,240 Or a study. 7 00:01:01,320 --> 00:01:02,560 Or a glam room. 8 00:01:02,640 --> 00:01:06,800 Or a pet room or a panic room. Is it always this hot? 9 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:09,440 Mum, it's got the best loo I've ever seen! 10 00:01:12,840 --> 00:01:15,600 I would have two sinks. 11 00:01:15,680 --> 00:01:17,280 Oh, those are his-and-hers sinks. 12 00:01:17,360 --> 00:01:18,680 But I'd make them gender-neutral. 13 00:01:18,760 --> 00:01:21,200 What makes you think you're getting the master bedroom? 14 00:01:21,280 --> 00:01:23,000 'Cause I got here first and I called it. 15 00:01:23,080 --> 00:01:24,520 Well, where will Evan and I sleep? 16 00:01:24,600 --> 00:01:27,400 Separately. Come on, Evan. Let's find you a room. 17 00:01:30,280 --> 00:01:31,480 This is the one. 18 00:01:31,560 --> 00:01:33,400 Wow, perfect. 19 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:36,280 It's got no windows, so I can sleep in on the weekends. 20 00:01:36,360 --> 00:01:39,520 - Cozy. - Loads of places to plug in your phone. 21 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:42,360 - This is a utility room. - Is this where you want me to sleep? 22 00:01:42,440 --> 00:01:45,360 That's completely up to you, but I think it ticks all your boxes. 23 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:46,600 That's what I'm hearing. 24 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,360 Is this the bedroom you had in mind, Evan? 25 00:01:48,440 --> 00:01:50,160 No, I imagined it to be blue. 26 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:52,280 But otherwise it's not far off. 27 00:01:52,360 --> 00:01:53,760 Yeah, it's a beautiful house. 28 00:01:53,840 --> 00:01:57,160 And if you're expanding your family, this neighborhood is full of older mums. 29 00:02:04,880 --> 00:02:08,160 You are not seriously thinking about keeping it? 30 00:02:08,240 --> 00:02:10,440 My Papa Don't Preach window is closed. 31 00:02:10,880 --> 00:02:11,960 Look at me. 32 00:02:12,040 --> 00:02:14,200 I'm not sure I could line up next to a bunch of teenagers 33 00:02:14,280 --> 00:02:16,600 and ask for an abortion with a straight face. 34 00:02:16,680 --> 00:02:18,280 Will you tell Evan what's happened? 35 00:02:18,360 --> 00:02:19,960 We just put an offer on a house. 36 00:02:20,320 --> 00:02:24,560 Not ideal timing for, "Oh, sorry, babe. I can't help lift boxes 37 00:02:24,640 --> 00:02:27,280 while I'm still deciding whether or not to stay pregnant by my ex." 38 00:02:27,360 --> 00:02:29,280 You sure it wasn't a false positive? 39 00:02:29,360 --> 00:02:31,920 I took three pregnancy tests this morning. 40 00:02:32,000 --> 00:02:35,280 Well, you got what you wanted. Both your kids have got the same dad. 41 00:02:35,360 --> 00:02:37,000 You're in a happy relationship with Evan. 42 00:02:37,080 --> 00:02:39,080 Evan proved me wrong. 43 00:02:39,160 --> 00:02:41,640 Evan is a hero who swooped in when I needed him the most. 44 00:02:41,720 --> 00:02:44,120 I love him more than ever. I wanna have his babies. 45 00:02:45,120 --> 00:02:47,680 Plus, I'm hardly even pregnant. It's just cells. 46 00:02:47,760 --> 00:02:51,120 So, ethically, it'll be like chopping down a tree. 47 00:02:51,200 --> 00:02:52,120 A tree? 48 00:02:52,200 --> 00:02:53,400 'Cause a tree is like... 49 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:56,120 alive, but is it? 50 00:02:57,320 --> 00:02:58,440 Listen. 51 00:02:58,520 --> 00:03:01,320 The doctor said that it was gonna be tough for you to conceive, 52 00:03:01,720 --> 00:03:03,760 so this might be like a miracle. 53 00:03:03,840 --> 00:03:06,120 What if the miracle is that I snapped out of a bad decision 54 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:08,320 before it added 18 years to my Shep sentence? 55 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:10,200 Couldn't you just tell Evan that it's his, 56 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:12,000 then have, like, ten more, like Eddie Murphy? 57 00:03:12,080 --> 00:03:14,200 By then, it's not even news, is it? It's just admin. 58 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:16,080 Paternity fraud! No. 59 00:03:16,880 --> 00:03:17,920 Plus he'd figure it out 60 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:20,240 when the baby insisted on cutting its own umbilical cord 61 00:03:20,320 --> 00:03:22,320 'cause it didn't believe in Western medicine. 62 00:03:23,560 --> 00:03:25,040 Olive needs this baby. 63 00:03:25,760 --> 00:03:26,760 So what do I do? 64 00:03:27,160 --> 00:03:30,120 I didn't need a baby. This whole time, I needed a fucking therapist. 65 00:03:30,200 --> 00:03:32,840 Bev, why would I double down on the stupidest shit I've ever done? 66 00:03:32,920 --> 00:03:34,960 I know you said no makeup for the wedding, 67 00:03:35,040 --> 00:03:37,680 but I found a YouTube tutorial that showed me how to do this. 68 00:03:39,920 --> 00:03:40,840 Is it okay? 69 00:03:40,920 --> 00:03:41,880 Oh, babes. 70 00:03:41,960 --> 00:03:43,840 Was it a Drag Race challenge you were watching? 71 00:03:50,440 --> 00:03:51,520 Hey! 72 00:03:51,600 --> 00:03:53,520 Look whose wedding it is! 73 00:03:53,600 --> 00:03:55,960 All right! How's it going? 74 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,560 Ladies! Whoa-oh-oh! 75 00:03:57,640 --> 00:03:58,680 Gorgeous. 76 00:03:59,440 --> 00:04:00,960 Go on, give us a twirl. 77 00:04:01,040 --> 00:04:02,680 Ooh, yeah! 78 00:04:03,160 --> 00:04:04,960 Lads, great to see ya! Come on in. 79 00:04:05,040 --> 00:04:07,720 How's it going? You're very welcome. Let's get a photo! 80 00:04:08,120 --> 00:04:09,600 Yeah! 81 00:04:09,680 --> 00:04:10,960 You know it! You know it! 82 00:04:11,040 --> 00:04:12,240 Oh, yeah, give us one of them. 83 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,160 Have a good time, guys. Let's get wrecked! 84 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:27,720 Well, I've just won the award for the man with the two most beautiful escorts. 85 00:04:28,160 --> 00:04:31,440 - Christ, do I sound like Hugh Hefner? - I draw the line at calling you Daddy. 86 00:04:31,960 --> 00:04:33,160 I mean, um... 87 00:04:33,240 --> 00:04:34,560 You know what I mean. 88 00:04:35,440 --> 00:04:36,640 Ooh, proper stuff. 89 00:04:37,160 --> 00:04:40,120 Well, here's to Cheryl and the end of Shep's home-brew cider... 90 00:04:42,520 --> 00:04:43,360 Cheers. 91 00:04:45,160 --> 00:04:46,560 Oh, your nose is bleeding. 92 00:04:46,640 --> 00:04:48,360 Oh, that's weird. Um... 93 00:04:49,040 --> 00:04:50,120 Never usually happens. 94 00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,480 I guess it's 'cause I'm at this shitshow wedding and I'm stressed about the house. 95 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:55,240 Hey, don't be. It's a buyer's market. 96 00:04:55,320 --> 00:04:57,520 If you don't wanna be here, I can bring the car around. 97 00:04:57,600 --> 00:05:00,040 - If only. - Yeah. 98 00:05:10,200 --> 00:05:12,560 Olive, let's go find your dad. He'll be excited to see you. 99 00:05:12,640 --> 00:05:15,160 I don't blame him. I'd be excited to see me, too. 100 00:05:15,240 --> 00:05:17,360 I look completely fire. 101 00:05:21,200 --> 00:05:22,120 Daddy! 102 00:05:24,680 --> 00:05:25,520 Daddy! 103 00:05:43,760 --> 00:05:45,120 What's Jane doing here? 104 00:05:45,680 --> 00:05:47,920 Millie met up with Olive at Cheryl's, and you know Jane. 105 00:05:48,320 --> 00:05:51,600 She won't rest until she's friends with every living person on Earth. 106 00:05:54,080 --> 00:05:54,920 - Hey. - Hi. 107 00:06:08,560 --> 00:06:10,120 Holy fudge. 108 00:06:16,200 --> 00:06:17,480 All right. Bye. 109 00:06:19,120 --> 00:06:21,400 Katherine's been drinking alcohol all afternoon. 110 00:06:21,480 --> 00:06:24,360 Oh, man, staying sober at weddings must be tough for you. 111 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:26,760 Oh, sobriety's not tough for me. It's a gift! 112 00:06:27,400 --> 00:06:30,120 Now, I did have a tipple here and there during my pregnancy 113 00:06:30,200 --> 00:06:33,360 and, thankfully, it did Millie no harm, but she shouldn't take chances. 114 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:34,520 What you on about? 115 00:06:34,600 --> 00:06:37,400 Flush cheeks, swollen face, fuller breasts. 116 00:06:37,480 --> 00:06:38,520 Katherine's pregnant. 117 00:06:38,600 --> 00:06:40,800 And I found three positive tests 118 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:43,040 when I was sorting through the recycling for her earlier. 119 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:44,680 Are you phone hacking as well? 120 00:06:46,400 --> 00:06:47,320 She's not. 121 00:06:47,400 --> 00:06:48,480 Aha! 122 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:50,400 She's told you, hasn't she? 123 00:06:50,480 --> 00:06:53,480 Jane, I swear to God, you don't wanna go near this one. 124 00:06:53,560 --> 00:06:55,880 But I owe it to my friend to offer my hand in sobriety. 125 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:59,400 - I mean, she's obviously got a problem. - Well, you're not wrong there. 126 00:07:02,880 --> 00:07:04,320 It's Shep's baby, isn't it? 127 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:06,440 Whatever you think you know... 128 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,400 no one actually needs to know. 129 00:07:09,480 --> 00:07:10,360 Clear? 130 00:07:25,400 --> 00:07:28,800 My mum says that he's Cheryl's cousin's son. 131 00:07:30,280 --> 00:07:32,040 And he's the ring bearer. 132 00:07:32,440 --> 00:07:35,440 And his dad once used a company credit card to buy a hot tub 133 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:36,480 and he got in trouble. 134 00:07:36,560 --> 00:07:38,000 How does your mum know that? 135 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,400 My mum knows everything about everybody. 136 00:07:40,480 --> 00:07:43,200 - Well, I'm going to marry him. - Ooh! 137 00:07:43,280 --> 00:07:46,760 - Olive has a boyfriend! - Stop that. 138 00:07:46,840 --> 00:07:48,440 My mum told me another secret. 139 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,640 But I shouldn't say. 140 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,560 - Go on, tell me. - I'm not allowed. 141 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,400 But if you blow him a kiss... 142 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:55,360 I'll tell you. 143 00:07:59,600 --> 00:08:03,160 Hey, Even! Well, isn't this all very mature? 144 00:08:03,240 --> 00:08:04,120 Congratulations, Shep. 145 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:07,840 I'm just surprised to see you participating in this cultural institution 146 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:10,400 recognized by both church and state. 147 00:08:10,480 --> 00:08:11,400 How dare you? 148 00:08:11,480 --> 00:08:13,720 Christianity is a facade used by conservatives 149 00:08:13,800 --> 00:08:15,240 to pursue their global ambitions, 150 00:08:15,320 --> 00:08:17,640 and my marriage to Cheryl is for love. 151 00:08:17,720 --> 00:08:19,000 It's a beautiful thing. 152 00:08:19,080 --> 00:08:23,080 It's just cool to know that a marriage license is a public government record. 153 00:08:23,840 --> 00:08:25,440 - What? - You're back on the grid. 154 00:08:25,880 --> 00:08:27,280 Congratulations, dipshit. 155 00:08:29,480 --> 00:08:30,680 Being in the middle of you two 156 00:08:30,760 --> 00:08:33,680 gives me the same feeling as walking in on my grandmother on the toilet. 157 00:08:44,760 --> 00:08:47,800 Ladies and gentlemen, but especially the ladies... 158 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,840 The ceremony's about to begin. 159 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,000 That's no disrespect to his baby's mother. 160 00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,920 I've been told she's here, and that's a bit pathetic. 161 00:09:00,000 --> 00:09:02,280 - And it's a bit awkward. - It's fine, Gareth. 162 00:09:02,920 --> 00:09:04,640 Oh, hey, Kath. 163 00:09:04,720 --> 00:09:07,480 I hope this day brings you the closure you need, babe. 164 00:09:07,560 --> 00:09:09,280 I'm here with my boyfriend, moron. 165 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:11,160 Okay. 166 00:09:11,240 --> 00:09:13,640 Let's take this party inside, yeah? 167 00:09:16,440 --> 00:09:18,480 Are you sure you wouldn't rather wait in the car? 168 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,800 I've got half a can of lemonade, a packet of crisps? 169 00:09:20,880 --> 00:09:23,080 No! These are the things I have to do for my family. 170 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:27,040 It can't always be like this, with us living together, you pulling us away. 171 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:29,840 - Not at all! I just hate confrontation. - Katherine! 172 00:09:30,680 --> 00:09:32,600 - Oi! - Oh, can you give me a minute? 173 00:09:32,680 --> 00:09:34,400 Have an hour. I've got heaps of friends here, 174 00:09:34,480 --> 00:09:35,560 so it's gonna be fine. 175 00:09:36,000 --> 00:09:39,040 Listen, we've got a slight situation. Jane knows. 176 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,000 Jane knows? 177 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:41,720 Oh, fuck. How? 178 00:09:41,800 --> 00:09:44,960 Jane with information is like the sea receding before a tsunami. 179 00:09:45,040 --> 00:09:48,000 We've got about 30 minutes to get Evan off the coastline before she crashes. 180 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,080 She loves it. 181 00:09:51,400 --> 00:09:52,760 You've gotta get him out of here. 182 00:09:53,400 --> 00:09:54,240 Thanks. 183 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:29,360 Tru-Sé in the house! 184 00:10:29,440 --> 00:10:31,000 The comeback is real! 185 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:32,080 Let's go! 186 00:10:32,160 --> 00:10:33,880 For one night only, Shep and Cheryl. 187 00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:35,960 Tru-Sé, one time! 188 00:11:29,480 --> 00:11:31,600 This is one of the worst things I've ever seen. 189 00:11:31,680 --> 00:11:34,280 Yeah. But look how much Olive's enjoying it. 190 00:12:05,520 --> 00:12:08,560 Shep Knight, my knight! 191 00:12:38,840 --> 00:12:39,720 Mum! 192 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:43,080 There you are! Oh, you did so well, I... 193 00:12:43,160 --> 00:12:44,640 You're having my baby sister? 194 00:12:44,720 --> 00:12:47,560 Well, we discussed that I would try to have a baby. 195 00:12:48,080 --> 00:12:49,480 And now you're pregnant. 196 00:12:49,560 --> 00:12:50,880 How do you know that? 197 00:12:50,960 --> 00:12:53,560 I know people, Mum. They tell me things. 198 00:12:54,040 --> 00:12:56,320 - Jane! - Why didn't you tell me first? 199 00:12:57,640 --> 00:13:00,240 - Olive, I only just found out. - Well, I'm so happy. 200 00:13:00,320 --> 00:13:02,160 We're finally getting everything we wanted. 201 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:04,160 You, me and our baby. 202 00:13:08,560 --> 00:13:09,440 You're right. 203 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:11,920 It is what we wanted. 204 00:13:12,560 --> 00:13:13,560 Our baby. 205 00:13:18,280 --> 00:13:19,480 I'm excited, too. 206 00:13:19,840 --> 00:13:22,680 Now I'll have someone to look after you in your fifties. 207 00:13:22,760 --> 00:13:26,160 In my what? Olive, my fifties? 208 00:13:26,240 --> 00:13:27,840 Fifty's like 20, but with money. 209 00:13:28,280 --> 00:13:31,360 Ladies and gentlemen, look what Shep got! 210 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:20,360 Oi, you. 211 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,560 What's going on over there? 212 00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:26,040 Well, despite my best efforts, it appears your daughter's heteronormative. 213 00:14:26,120 --> 00:14:27,720 - What do you want? - I want the abolishment 214 00:14:27,800 --> 00:14:30,120 of the UK firearms regulations and the monarchy, 215 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:31,320 new episodes of M*A*S*H... 216 00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,840 Shut up! Shut up! Why are you addressing me now in this moment? 217 00:14:33,920 --> 00:14:35,720 I leave for Zimbabwe tomorrow. 218 00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:37,080 Dressed as a rhino? 219 00:14:37,160 --> 00:14:39,480 With CherBear. We're gonna see the Falls. 220 00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,200 I bet you £100 you can't go over them in a barrel without dying. 221 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:43,560 You're on. 222 00:14:44,480 --> 00:14:47,720 Listen, it's a 32-day trip and I'm waiting to tell Olive, 223 00:14:47,800 --> 00:14:51,640 to avoid a big dramatic scene or, you know, she'll be in hysterics. 224 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:54,520 She doesn't give a shit about us or our whereabouts these days. 225 00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,240 Well, she's gonna take it pretty bad. 226 00:14:56,320 --> 00:14:58,400 I'm gonna call her every day and make absolutely sure... 227 00:14:58,480 --> 00:15:00,600 Olive! Your dad's leaving for a month. 228 00:15:00,680 --> 00:15:03,440 - Okay, get me a present! - See? 229 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,320 Shit. I wasn't expecting that. 230 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,320 How do you think I feel? 231 00:15:10,400 --> 00:15:11,440 Like a fat slag? 232 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,400 - Evan and I are buying a house. - What, in Amityville? 233 00:15:14,720 --> 00:15:17,200 Sheppy, there you are! Katherine! 234 00:15:17,280 --> 00:15:20,360 I've been dying to find you to explain why I haven't got a delivery. 235 00:15:20,440 --> 00:15:21,920 Don't worry about that, Cheryl. 236 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,040 Obviously, it's my wedding day so I had to swallow it. 237 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:25,440 Seven years bad luck, otherwise. 238 00:15:25,520 --> 00:15:28,560 Not a superstition that exists. Guys... 239 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:29,840 mainly Cheryl... 240 00:15:30,480 --> 00:15:33,040 thank you so much for all your help, I really appreciate it, 241 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,720 but Evan and I are gonna give things a proper go as a family. 242 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:38,360 Oh, my God, that's amazing! Congratulations. 243 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:41,240 He's gorgeous. Can I give you some advice as a married woman? 244 00:15:41,320 --> 00:15:42,320 No. 245 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:45,560 Honesty is the key to a Tru-Sé relationship. 246 00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:49,720 Sheppy and I, we laid out all our flaws, we confessed to all our mistakes 247 00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:53,360 and we wholeheartedly accepted one another. 248 00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:56,480 Thanks for the advice. Congratulations, Cheryl. 249 00:15:56,560 --> 00:15:57,800 - Thank you. - Not you. 250 00:15:57,880 --> 00:15:59,680 Peace. Come on, babe. 251 00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:18,600 God! Jane, from up there, I saw Millie sneaking some vodka. 252 00:16:18,680 --> 00:16:20,080 What? Millie! 253 00:16:21,000 --> 00:16:23,360 Sorry, this is the wrong place and the wrong time, 254 00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:25,880 but I didn't want you to hear it from Jane. Okay... 255 00:16:26,880 --> 00:16:28,080 I need to tell you something... 256 00:16:28,640 --> 00:16:29,640 and it's huge. 257 00:16:29,720 --> 00:16:32,280 And I'm gonna be fully honest, from now on. 258 00:16:33,360 --> 00:16:35,640 I love you and I want to be a family. 259 00:16:35,720 --> 00:16:36,560 Me too. 260 00:16:37,800 --> 00:16:39,360 But before we got back together... 261 00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,200 I got pregnant. 262 00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:46,160 Am pregnant, by Shep. 263 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:48,960 I don't want any more secrets between us. 264 00:16:49,280 --> 00:16:50,480 Shep? 265 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:51,600 Shep? 266 00:16:52,800 --> 00:16:54,440 - Shep? - I'm sorry. 267 00:16:54,520 --> 00:16:56,680 I was gonna tell you, but I didn't wanna ruin the night, 268 00:16:56,760 --> 00:16:58,520 and Olive's so happy. 269 00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:02,800 Do I feature in your list of people you were morally obliged to discuss this with, 270 00:17:02,880 --> 00:17:04,640 or do I lose out to the dogs? 271 00:17:04,720 --> 00:17:06,840 This happened when I thought you weren't coming back. 272 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,440 Evan, people are complicated, they screw up. 273 00:17:09,520 --> 00:17:13,600 And if you love each other enough, then you can work on this stuff, as a couple. 274 00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,480 A couple is two, not one. 275 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:18,360 I never get a say in this relationship. 276 00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:20,640 And you don't get to file this under screwing up. 277 00:17:20,720 --> 00:17:23,280 That's for people who forget an anniversary, not... 278 00:17:23,720 --> 00:17:25,560 Not for people who conceal a baby. 279 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:28,480 I feel really badly about it, though. 280 00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,880 Do you? Yeah, well, so do I. 281 00:17:30,960 --> 00:17:31,800 We should go. 282 00:17:39,040 --> 00:17:40,240 Whoa. 283 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:46,040 What sort of a dentist punches a fella in the teeth? Jesus! 284 00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,080 Get up. I know a guy who can fix 'em. 285 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,480 - Uh, Olive, Olive, your dad is just... - Your dad's a bad person. 286 00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,400 Evan! 287 00:17:58,480 --> 00:17:59,520 No more lying, right? 288 00:18:00,160 --> 00:18:01,720 Your dad hurt your mother a lot. 289 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:04,600 And, whatever he did, he broke something inside of her head. 290 00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:06,520 - No, he didn't. - They hate each other! 291 00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:08,320 Don't you? 292 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,320 Tell her! They pretend, but your mum can't stand your dad, 293 00:18:12,400 --> 00:18:14,720 because he's a loser who forgets your birthday. 294 00:18:16,720 --> 00:18:18,200 Go on, tell her. 295 00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:22,160 Olive. I was wrong if I ever made you believe that your dad or I was perfect. 296 00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:27,000 We love you a lot, but we respect you too. 297 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:28,440 - Okay? - Okay. 298 00:18:28,520 --> 00:18:30,400 That's why I'm telling you honestly... 299 00:18:32,360 --> 00:18:33,920 Dr. Evan is a dickhead. 300 00:18:34,360 --> 00:18:35,480 He is? 301 00:18:35,560 --> 00:18:36,400 Yeah. 302 00:18:45,000 --> 00:18:47,200 You don't decide what we tell her. 303 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:50,520 We're her parents, not you. 304 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,640 I've done some fucked-up stuff to you. 305 00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:56,440 By accident. 306 00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:59,720 But you just hurt my child on purpose! 307 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,240 And so you truly need to fuck off. 308 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,160 Congratulations, Katherine, you... 309 00:19:10,920 --> 00:19:12,200 You got your chaos back. 310 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,000 Sorry, Olive. 311 00:19:20,920 --> 00:19:22,360 Excuse me, what's going on? 312 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:25,160 - What was that all about? - Mum's pregnant. 313 00:19:25,240 --> 00:19:28,280 And I'm guessing that you're on the ground because you're the baby's dad. 314 00:19:29,360 --> 00:19:30,360 Are you all right, babes? 315 00:19:31,000 --> 00:19:32,400 Ah, sure. Where I come from, 316 00:19:32,480 --> 00:19:35,920 it's tradition to get punched in the face on your wedding day. I'm grand. 317 00:19:36,000 --> 00:19:37,400 Better than grand, darlin'. 318 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:39,280 You're gonna have a baby. 319 00:19:40,720 --> 00:19:42,680 Congratulations, we did it! 320 00:19:42,760 --> 00:19:45,440 Shepherd Knight, super sperm! 321 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:52,080 Okay? 322 00:19:54,120 --> 00:19:55,000 Sorry. 323 00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:29,480 Excuse me. 324 00:20:29,560 --> 00:20:33,040 Sorry if anyone feels like I did anything to take attention away from the wedding. 325 00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:36,040 I wanna dedicate this song to my best friend, Olive. 326 00:20:47,320 --> 00:20:48,960 - Makes everything about herself. - Shh. 327 00:21:13,200 --> 00:21:14,320 I love you! 328 00:21:15,280 --> 00:21:16,240 That was your mum? 329 00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,560 She's slept in my room too long. 330 00:21:18,640 --> 00:21:20,040 Time to move her out. 331 00:21:36,600 --> 00:21:38,000 How about Merica? 332 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,680 Like America? Uh-uh. 333 00:21:40,680 --> 00:21:42,120 - Seandré? - No. 334 00:21:43,200 --> 00:21:45,280 Do you like Kila? 335 00:21:45,360 --> 00:21:46,600 I like tequila. 336 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:48,800 Duchess. 337 00:21:48,880 --> 00:21:52,560 Ugh, you and your dad need to swear off naming anything, forever. 338 00:21:53,000 --> 00:21:56,120 Hey! Duchess is a brilliant, creative name. 339 00:21:56,200 --> 00:21:57,800 I can't help that I'm an artist. 340 00:21:57,880 --> 00:22:00,640 - I thought you wanted to be an architect? - That is art, Mum. 341 00:22:00,720 --> 00:22:03,280 Well, art and science, and... 342 00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,800 What a lovely surprise. 343 00:22:25,880 --> 00:22:28,000 - Yeah, it was. - All right. 344 00:22:28,080 --> 00:22:30,320 Got all the basics here. 345 00:22:30,400 --> 00:22:32,400 Chili dog, extra cheese, 346 00:22:32,480 --> 00:22:33,800 milk, full-fat, 347 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,800 three bananas, bacon sandwich, and a strawberry jelly. 348 00:22:36,880 --> 00:22:39,520 Uh, excuse me. Strawberry jellies are for patients. 349 00:22:39,600 --> 00:22:41,840 - Where did you get those? - It's all right, I'm the father. 350 00:22:41,920 --> 00:22:43,960 I mean, the father of that baby. 351 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:46,400 This baby, yeah, and that baby. 352 00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:48,160 Oh, and the other girl that's in there. 353 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:49,960 I'm the father of them all. 354 00:22:50,920 --> 00:22:51,800 Super sperm.