1 00:00:01,960 --> 00:00:03,420 lively dance music 2 00:00:03,461 --> 00:00:05,547 Attention, Costco shoppers. 3 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:07,215 Toilet paper is back in stock. 4 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:10,260 The barbecue grill sale is  extended to the end of the week. 5 00:00:13,555 --> 00:00:16,099 -Hi, Pam. Hi, Carl.                 -Hey. 6 00:00:16,141 --> 00:00:17,475 I'm on a break from filming. 7 00:00:17,559 --> 00:00:19,019 We call it a "hiatus"              in the biz. 8 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:20,228 Back for my dad's birthday, 9 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,312 -All right.                -So... 10 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:23,064 -Hi, Helen.                 -Hi. 11 00:00:23,148 --> 00:00:25,817 Hi, Su... zie. 12 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:32,949 Joanna. 13 00:00:34,534 --> 00:00:35,702 Oh... 14 00:00:35,785 --> 00:00:37,954 um... 15 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,622 Eban. E-Epan? 16 00:00:39,706 --> 00:00:42,208 -Ethan.            -Ethan. Right. 17 00:00:42,292 --> 00:00:43,626 F-From... 18 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:45,503 We went on a couple dates                in May. 19 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:46,755 Right. 20 00:00:46,838 --> 00:00:48,423 Uh... hmm. 21 00:00:48,465 --> 00:00:50,050 You still look        at my LinkedIn profile 22 00:00:50,091 --> 00:00:51,468 a few times a week. 23 00:00:51,551 --> 00:00:52,510 Oh, you can see that? 24 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,012 Yeah, I get notifications. 25 00:00:54,095 --> 00:00:56,556 Huh. Huh. 26 00:00:56,639 --> 00:00:57,640 Babe! 27 00:00:57,682 --> 00:00:58,975 Look how big this cookie is. 28 00:00:59,017 --> 00:01:01,519 It's gonna take me, like,    a whole week just to eat this. 29 00:01:01,561 --> 00:01:03,313 --Babe. 30 00:01:03,396 --> 00:01:04,981 -Hmm?           -This is Joanna. 31 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,317 Joanna, this is my girlfriend 32 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:08,568 Margot. 33 00:01:08,651 --> 00:01:10,195 Hi. I love your look. 34 00:01:10,236 --> 00:01:12,572 It must be so hard           for female rabbis 35 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:13,740 to know what to wear. 36 00:01:13,782 --> 00:01:15,992 Um, I'm actually       a television personality 37 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:17,077 on SVN. 38 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,996 Wait a sec, I think      I saw you on it last week. 39 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,414 Weren't you the dead hooker          that got washed up 40 00:01:21,456 --> 00:01:22,582 under the Verrazano? 41 00:01:22,665 --> 00:01:24,667 Um, I think        you're thinking of   SVU. 42 00:01:24,709 --> 00:01:26,044 I'm on SVN. 43 00:01:26,127 --> 00:01:27,420 Oh. 44 00:01:27,504 --> 00:01:29,255 Oh, my gosh! 45 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:30,799 You're Joanna Gold. 46 00:01:30,882 --> 00:01:33,551 I watch you every week on TV. 47 00:01:33,635 --> 00:01:35,595 I just bought 48 00:01:35,678 --> 00:01:37,722 this tote from you last week. 49 00:01:37,764 --> 00:01:39,349 Ah, the python neoprene. 50 00:01:39,390 --> 00:01:41,101 It goes with everything. 51 00:01:41,142 --> 00:01:42,310 Can I get a picture? 52 00:01:42,393 --> 00:01:43,520 Of course. 53 00:01:43,603 --> 00:01:45,146 Uh, Ethan, could you take it? 54 00:01:45,230 --> 00:01:47,065 -Huh? Yeah, sure.                 -Oh. 55 00:01:47,148 --> 00:01:50,318 Yes. Okay. All right. 56 00:01:52,612 --> 00:01:53,905 Uh, you're getting a call. 57 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:54,906 From who? 58 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,199 Uh... "Crap Doctor." 59 00:01:56,241 --> 00:01:57,408 He'll call back. 60 00:02:02,580 --> 00:02:03,915 So, I basically           don't have to buy 61 00:02:03,957 --> 00:02:05,333 any clothes. 62 00:02:05,375 --> 00:02:07,252 It's kind of like a    Sarah Jessica Parker situation, 63 00:02:07,293 --> 00:02:10,046 like when she was      on   Sex and the City,   so... 64 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,548 I hope you all saved extra room. 65 00:02:11,589 --> 00:02:12,549 Oh. 66 00:02:12,632 --> 00:02:13,800 We have two cakes. 67 00:02:13,883 --> 00:02:14,926 Oh. Okay. 68 00:02:14,968 --> 00:02:19,055 The Schweifflers heard    about your cancer coming back, 69 00:02:19,097 --> 00:02:21,307 and they dropped this off             this morning. 70 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,770 So what? 71 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,605 What are you gonna do,    throw it away? It's free cake. 72 00:02:27,689 --> 00:02:30,358 I'm just saying, people are    taking time out of their lives 73 00:02:30,441 --> 00:02:33,653 to do nice things for us,       and it's based on a lie. 74 00:02:35,905 --> 00:02:37,532 Okay, well, you know what, Dad? 75 00:02:37,574 --> 00:02:39,409 I got you this          for your birthday. 76 00:02:44,622 --> 00:02:46,833 Oh. 77 00:02:46,916 --> 00:02:48,835 Well, if you don't want it,             I'll take it. 78 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:50,795 No, no, I-I want it. 79 00:02:51,880 --> 00:02:53,381 Mmm. 80 00:02:53,464 --> 00:02:55,008 Free cake. 81 00:03:09,355 --> 00:03:12,942 Will you make me    the happiest man in the world? 82 00:03:12,984 --> 00:03:14,944 Yes! 83 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:17,071 "Give Me Your Love"            by Sandy Mercer 84 00:03:17,113 --> 00:03:19,073 Hey, baby 85 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:20,825 Give me your love 86 00:03:21,534 --> 00:03:23,077 Hey, baby 87 00:03:23,161 --> 00:03:26,080 You got me grooving now 88 00:03:26,122 --> 00:03:28,124 Give me your love 89 00:03:28,166 --> 00:03:31,127 Now that you belong to me 90 00:03:31,169 --> 00:03:32,879 Give me your love 91 00:03:32,921 --> 00:03:36,341 Let it feel good to me 92 00:03:36,382 --> 00:03:38,551 Give me your love 93 00:03:38,635 --> 00:03:41,387 Let it get inside of me 94 00:03:41,429 --> 00:03:43,723 Give me your love 95 00:03:43,765 --> 00:03:46,309 It'll set my body free 96 00:03:46,392 --> 00:03:49,354 Give me your love,           give me your love 97 00:03:49,437 --> 00:03:51,272 Ooh-whee 98 00:03:51,356 --> 00:03:54,192 Give me your love,           give me your love 99 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:58,071 Hey, baby,          you got me groovin' 100 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:00,323 -Hey, Tour de France.                 -Hey. 101 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:02,909 Did you ride your bike to work? 102 00:04:02,992 --> 00:04:04,702 Yeah. 103 00:04:04,744 --> 00:04:07,455 Yeah. Um, how was your weekend? 104 00:04:07,538 --> 00:04:09,624 Oh, you know, it was good. 105 00:04:09,666 --> 00:04:11,334 I, um... 106 00:04:11,417 --> 00:04:14,337 I visited my parents             in Cleveland. 107 00:04:14,420 --> 00:04:15,255 Oh, cool. 108 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,715 Yeah. Uh, it was          my dad's birthday, 109 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:21,135 but the only gift he wanted      was to spend time with me. 110 00:04:21,219 --> 00:04:23,096 So... 111 00:04:23,179 --> 00:04:24,764 How was your weekend? 112 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:26,766 Oh, God. Well, uh... 113 00:04:26,849 --> 00:04:28,393 I watched the Eagles lose. 114 00:04:28,476 --> 00:04:30,853 And, uh, then I cleaned           my dad's gutters. 115 00:04:30,895 --> 00:04:32,105 Wow. 116 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:34,274 It sounds like we both... 117 00:04:34,315 --> 00:04:36,276 -love our dads. 118 00:04:36,317 --> 00:04:37,193 --Shit! 119 00:04:37,235 --> 00:04:39,404 Um, we should probably, 120 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:40,363 -you know...                -Yeah. 121 00:04:40,405 --> 00:04:41,656 -Okay.        -Don't worry about it. 122 00:04:41,698 --> 00:04:42,657 It's-it's fine. 123 00:04:42,740 --> 00:04:44,784 So, uh, when did you         learn to ride a bike? 124 00:04:48,121 --> 00:04:50,790 Hey, baby 125 00:04:50,873 --> 00:04:53,501 You got me groovin' now 126 00:04:53,584 --> 00:04:55,044 Okay. Who is she? 127 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,672 I didn't realize we had company. 128 00:04:59,173 --> 00:05:01,509 Just had a four-hour dinner            with Bloomberg. 129 00:05:01,551 --> 00:05:03,636 I figured I deserved it.               Give it. 130 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,681 Oh, my God. It felt like      the inside of a croissant. 131 00:05:06,723 --> 00:05:07,807 Q-2 come in? 132 00:05:07,849 --> 00:05:09,892 Yes. And, um... 133 00:05:09,976 --> 00:05:12,061 the numbers... are not great. 134 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:13,688 What the fuck? 135 00:05:13,771 --> 00:05:15,106 I know. Apparently HSN 136 00:05:15,148 --> 00:05:16,649 beat us out  for the first time in six years. 137 00:05:16,733 --> 00:05:18,985 -What?       -I know, but we did know 138 00:05:19,027 --> 00:05:20,862 they got Bobby Flay's           new cooking line. 139 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,822 That fool. 140 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,615 Cooking Southwestern. 141 00:05:24,699 --> 00:05:25,950 The motherfucker's Irish. 142 00:05:26,034 --> 00:05:27,452 Also, they apparently            got a huge bump 143 00:05:27,493 --> 00:05:28,703 from that climate change special 144 00:05:28,745 --> 00:05:30,788 they did. I guess       they raised a whole bunch 145 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,081 of money for endangered animals. 146 00:05:32,165 --> 00:05:33,916 What is wrong with people? 147 00:05:33,958 --> 00:05:36,294 If the pandas don't want    to fuck, that's their business. 148 00:05:36,336 --> 00:05:38,338 Well, I don't think that's     what it's really about, but-- 149 00:05:38,379 --> 00:05:40,840 Leslie Dean LaFarge. 150 00:05:40,923 --> 00:05:43,051 That bitch ripped off              my network. 151 00:05:43,134 --> 00:05:45,261 And now they're pulling ahead? 152 00:05:45,345 --> 00:05:46,554 Get me Monica from Omni Belle 153 00:05:46,637 --> 00:05:47,680 -Beauty Baby Home.               -Mm-hmm. 154 00:05:47,764 --> 00:05:50,558 We got to keep her hooked,         or this cocksucker's 155 00:05:50,641 --> 00:05:52,685 gonna steal all my top brands. 156 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:53,853 Copy. 157 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,397 You have a beautiful turmeric,           which, actually, 158 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:58,983 it feels very spicy,             very Indian. 159 00:05:59,067 --> 00:06:00,318 Kind of reminds me 160 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:02,028 -of my honeymoon in India,          -Camera two. 161 00:06:02,070 --> 00:06:03,780 where Austin and I            actually got to... 162 00:06:03,821 --> 00:06:04,864 Oh, hey, Beena. 163 00:06:04,947 --> 00:06:06,991 That's my personal fruit. 164 00:06:07,033 --> 00:06:08,618 Oh. 165 00:06:08,659 --> 00:06:10,578 I'm sorry. It-it wasn't labeled. 166 00:06:10,661 --> 00:06:12,497 Oh, it's totally fine.         I don't mind at all. 167 00:06:12,538 --> 00:06:14,374 You can just Venmo me a dollar. 168 00:06:14,415 --> 00:06:16,542 Okay. I-I will. 169 00:06:16,584 --> 00:06:18,044 You can do it        right now if you want. 170 00:06:18,127 --> 00:06:20,046 Like, while you're            in front of me. 171 00:06:20,129 --> 00:06:21,923 Oh, sure. 172 00:06:22,006 --> 00:06:23,966 Okay. 173 00:06:24,050 --> 00:06:25,968 Jordan ate a banana, too. 174 00:06:26,010 --> 00:06:28,638 "Show deposit"? 175 00:06:28,721 --> 00:06:31,516 What show is this hunk doing? 176 00:06:31,557 --> 00:06:33,476 Hey, uh, Beena? 177 00:06:33,559 --> 00:06:35,728 Um, what are kind of the rules 178 00:06:35,770 --> 00:06:38,481 in terms of, like,           dating coworkers? 179 00:06:38,564 --> 00:06:41,651 Oh, I'm not currently      looking for a relationship. 180 00:06:41,692 --> 00:06:44,112 Oh, no, I-I was actually      talking about someone else. 181 00:06:44,153 --> 00:06:47,073 Oh, yeah, it's no problem.      There's no protocols here. 182 00:06:47,156 --> 00:06:48,991 No boundaries whatsoever. 183 00:06:49,075 --> 00:06:50,743 Get it, girl! 184 00:06:50,827 --> 00:06:53,496 I'm going to get it. 185 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:55,373 You can wear them out to brunch, 186 00:06:55,456 --> 00:06:58,709 or a girls' night on the town       or to your place of worship. 187 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:00,545 And they are so comfortable. 188 00:07:00,586 --> 00:07:02,547 I actually like to just      wear them around the house. 189 00:07:02,588 --> 00:07:04,924 They're almost like slippers. I, 190 00:07:04,966 --> 00:07:07,635 um, want to tell you guys              something, 191 00:07:07,677 --> 00:07:10,513 and this is       kind of a secret, but... 192 00:07:10,555 --> 00:07:12,432 I was born with asthma. 193 00:07:12,515 --> 00:07:14,016 I outgrew it... 194 00:07:14,058 --> 00:07:15,393 But it could come back. 195 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,602 It could come back            at any moment. 196 00:07:16,686 --> 00:07:17,895 Oh, fuck. 197 00:07:18,688 --> 00:07:19,730 Hey, babe. 198 00:07:19,814 --> 00:07:22,275 -Hi, Pat. How are you doing?              -I'm good. 199 00:07:22,316 --> 00:07:24,402 You guys are     my friends, and I trust you. 200 00:07:24,444 --> 00:07:26,446 Um, that's why I love... 201 00:07:26,529 --> 00:07:27,905 Um, can I just talk to you 202 00:07:27,947 --> 00:07:29,699 about something really quickly? 203 00:07:31,492 --> 00:07:33,202 I just want to say,         I really did not love 204 00:07:33,244 --> 00:07:36,122 you having Marty        dial into my show, Pat. 205 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:37,790 And why is that? 206 00:07:37,832 --> 00:07:40,793 Well, I told you that      I'm fine with not bringing 207 00:07:40,877 --> 00:07:43,880 the divorce out,     but having my ex-husband call 208 00:07:43,963 --> 00:07:45,965 into my show and pretend      like we're still together? 209 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:47,508 I think that's, like,       pushing it a little, Pat. 210 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,135 I'm sure you could understand            why that might 211 00:07:49,177 --> 00:07:50,636 be upsetting to me. 212 00:07:50,678 --> 00:07:52,138 You had fucking 213 00:07:52,180 --> 00:07:54,140 unbelievable sales. 214 00:07:54,182 --> 00:07:56,934 Now, forgive me for thinking            that's related. 215 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:58,352 Well, I don't really care. 216 00:07:58,436 --> 00:07:59,604 That's what I'm trying             to tell you. 217 00:07:59,687 --> 00:08:01,564 Oh, so now you don't         care about the sales? 218 00:08:01,606 --> 00:08:02,857 Well, no, I mean, I do care. 219 00:08:02,899 --> 00:08:04,400 -I mean, you know that I care.                -Okay. 220 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,027 Yeah, I know you care. 221 00:08:06,068 --> 00:08:08,571 And that's good,       because that's what pays 222 00:08:08,613 --> 00:08:10,448 for those sexy little boots. 223 00:08:10,531 --> 00:08:12,492 Pat, I feel like     you're not really hearing me. 224 00:08:12,575 --> 00:08:13,910 They are so comfortable. 225 00:08:13,951 --> 00:08:16,204 I actually like to just      wear them around the house. 226 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:26,130 -It's Jordan.       -Oh, hold on one second. 227 00:08:30,927 --> 00:08:32,303 Come in. 228 00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,721 Hey. 229 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:35,348 For you. 230 00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,350 What is this? 231 00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:38,851 It's your fan mail. 232 00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,688 Oh, my God. I have fans? 233 00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,069 Wow. 234 00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:50,863 A religious bookmark. So fun. 235 00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,991 Uh, so, uh... 236 00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,868 um... 237 00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,204 tell me about "show deposit 238 00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,997 to Donde Esta Cantina." 239 00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,749 Qué pasa   with that? 240 00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,125 What? 241 00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,752 Oh, I saw it on your Venmo page. 242 00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,504 I'm not sure if you saw it, 243 00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,589 but I liked the transaction. 244 00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,049 Okay. Um... 245 00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,677 yeah, my band's playing      a little gig there tonight. 246 00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,805 It's, uh, the coveted          Monday 7 p.m. slot. 247 00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,431 Oh, my gosh. 248 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,808 That's amazing. 249 00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,977 I definitely want to come.            Is it sold out? 250 00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,187 Uh, no,     it's definitely not sold out. 251 00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,689 It's very low-key. 252 00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,524 Well, that's... 253 00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,067 that's just insane. 254 00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,735 I mean, y'all's band 255 00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,988 is just so unbelievable. 256 00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:35,074 People need to see        how talented y'all are. 257 00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,742 Have you heard our music? 258 00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,995 It's... I don't, um... 259 00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,621 How much are tickets? 260 00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,456 20 bucks,       plus a two-drink minimum. 261 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,084 Mm. Feels, like, high, right? 262 00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,877 Well, anyway... 263 00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,422 you've been        incredibly nice to me, 264 00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,048 and you're definitely             an important, 265 00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,843 an important person in my life. 266 00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,595 So, I'm... 267 00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,597 def, I'm def gonna be            there tonight. 268 00:09:58,889 --> 00:10:00,600 Sorry. Go for Jordan. 269 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,226 -Mm, yoink.                -Uh... 270 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,686 -Just kidding.            -Just, hold on. 271 00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,146 Go for Jordan. 272 00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,065 Um, I got to go. 273 00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,900 You know, I think that 274 00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,236 -your fan's set to heater mode.                -Okay. 275 00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,738 I think that you're set            to heater mode. 276 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,366 But, um... I'll definitely 277 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,869 be there tonight, and, um... 278 00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,996 I'm gonna bring a lot of people. 279 00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:22,955 Oh, okay. 280 00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,248 Well, you're very sweet,              but please 281 00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,916 don't-don't...      You don't have to do that. 282 00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,335 All right, bye. 283 00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,505 "You're sweet"? 284 00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,799 Okurrr. 285 00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,387 Hey, Darcy. I wanted to see 286 00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,764 if it would be possible 287 00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,974 for me to get     the company-wide email list. 288 00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,601 Why? 289 00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,519 Well, I wanted          to send out a blast 290 00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,230 about Jordan's show tonight        at Donde Esta Cantina. 291 00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,565 You should come. 292 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,566 He has a show? 293 00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,568 Listen, in terms          of the email list, 294 00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,154 that's not something I can just     give out, especially to you. 295 00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,448 You've been working here        for, like, no minutes. 296 00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,283 Anyway,      I have to get back to work. 297 00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,161 Again, slammed. 298 00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,336 I love live music. 299 00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,464 I'm so glad we're doing this. 300 00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,590 Oh, me, too. 301 00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,926 I didn't even know         Jordan was in a band. 302 00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,386 He's so layered. 303 00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,555 Oh... 304 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,015 my... 305 00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,433 God! 306 00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,060 Joanna! 307 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,603 -You look so foxy. 308 00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,022 Jordan is gonna cream           his little jeans. 309 00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:30,856 Jackie! 310 00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,483 Well, how do you feel? 311 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,152 Um, well,     I can't really lift my arms, 312 00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,779 but I feel like I look hot. 313 00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,490 You do. You look so hot.      You look like Shania Twain. 314 00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,659 I'm not kidding.        Do you like my jacket? 315 00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,536 Isn't it so slutty? 316 00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,913 -Don't I look like such a ho?             -Oh, my gosh. 317 00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,331 You look amazing. 318 00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,583 I feel like you're gonna       be fighting the men off. 319 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,419 No men, please. No thank you. 320 00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,671 I need a break from men.             Not to brag, 321 00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,297 but I've always had         this sort of radiance 322 00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,174 where men just want        to fuck me or marry me. 323 00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,552 But now I really want      to think about what I want. 324 00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,761 Do you know what I mean? 325 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,431 Actually,       I don't really date much. 326 00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,559 I've only ever, like,             "been with," 327 00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,477 um, two guys, 328 00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,563 and they were family friends. 329 00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,357 And they both weighed             less than me. 330 00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,567 Oh, really? 331 00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,026 You're such a catch. 332 00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,820 Oh, well, I guess I just, 333 00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,905 I never really pictured myself 334 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,158 as, like, someone's girlfriend. 335 00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:25,578 Like, as the person         that somebody, like, 336 00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,038 likes the most, you know? 337 00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,207 Why not? Why not you? 338 00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,920 I don't... 339 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,425 Aw. You have       the most beautiful soul. 340 00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,469 You're so sweet and kind. 341 00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,804 And on top of that,    you have the most luminescent, 342 00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,347 gorgeous skin. 343 00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,310 Aw. 344 00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,561 I'm sorry. 345 00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,313 I didn't mean to make you sad. 346 00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,607 That's just the truth,              Baby Ruth. 347 00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,691 That's what I do. 348 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,861 All right, well,     I need one last subtle touch 349 00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,488 for my gorgeous outfit. 350 00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,573 -Okay. 351 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,035 Oh, I forgot to ask you, 352 00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,620 who else is coming tonight? 353 00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,872 So far, it's just you and me,           but I really wish 354 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,541 I could get more people      to come out and see Jordan. 355 00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,585 Maybe you could post it            on your Insta? 356 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,378 Oh, I don't have         very many followers. 357 00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,714 Um, excuse me, missy. 358 00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,258 Yes, you do,         because you, my dear, 359 00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,636 are an SVN superstar now. 360 00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,054 No, I'm not. 361 00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,347 Yes, you are. 362 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,348 Oh, my God. 363 00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,642 I have 8,000 followers. 364 00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:30,976 I told you! 365 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,603 Mia Farrow follows me. 366 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,647 I know, isn't it amazing?        She follows all of us. 367 00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,023 That's huge. 368 00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,108 -Posting.      -Come on, bitch, let's go. 369 00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,610 Yeah, come on, you little cunt. 370 00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,986 Ooh, sorry. 371 00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,280 Well, I'm excited      about it. And Branson says 372 00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,116 all we got to do is take     a five-minute online course. 373 00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,451 -Mm.          -Oh, and the seats 374 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,121 are supposed to be, like,      all luxurious and leather. 375 00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,040 And then, when you get there, 376 00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,459 you look out        of that little window, 377 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,962 and you see Earth          and it's so little. 378 00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,589 And everybody says      it's life-changing, Patty. 379 00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,883 Tyra, I'm gonna be honest               with you. 380 00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,803 I don't go in        for all that space race 381 00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,888 pissing contest shit. 382 00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,932 Nah, you go.         You go and have fun. 383 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,475 I don't want to go with Mark! 384 00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,227 -Cuban?            -Yes, Mr. Cuban. 385 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,272 And you know homeboy's still          got a crush on you. 386 00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,565 You know, we're old, 387 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,276 -old platonic friends, you know?               -Mm-hmm. 388 00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,236 He's an idiot.         What can I tell you? 389 00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,488 I got to pee.         Ty-Ty got to tinkle. 390 00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,949 And you know what,       if we are in outer space, 391 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,617 we just sit in our seat, 392 00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,452 and we just    wear the Virgin-branded diapers 393 00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,121 and we piss right in the seat. 394 00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,623 -You think about it.                 -No. 395 00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,378 Take this whenever you're ready. 396 00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,425 Let me ask you something. 397 00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,720 Does this taste corked to you? 398 00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,145 Mmm. 399 00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,646 Tastes good. 400 00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,565 Really good. 401 00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,443 What else tastes good to you? 402 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,528 Has Patricia,          like, said anything 403 00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,280 about the long-term plan         for my dressing room? 404 00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,573 Mm, not to me. 405 00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,533 Like, I've worked            so hard to have 406 00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,076 -a dressing room with a sink.               -I know. 407 00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,578 And now all of a sudden,            I just have to, 408 00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,954 like, go to the ladies' room 409 00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,414 when I need to wash my hands?                 Like, 410 00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:18,000 what am I, back in Iran        with my original nose? 411 00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,793 You need to know though,          it legitimately is 412 00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,129 about Joanna having cancer,                 okay? 413 00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,298 Patricia loves you.    You're gorgeous, you're a star. 414 00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,591 That's all your real hair. 415 00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,593 I've never seen that          on a woman's head. 416 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,511 And I don't know what fragrance          this is, but, babe, 417 00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,764 you smell like a fancy hotel. 418 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,682 I love you. I love you so much. 419 00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,517 Remember how my friend Isaac had 420 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,561 that plus-one          to Graydon Carter's 421 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,229 barn-warming         in Martha's Vineyard? 422 00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,356 It's happening. 423 00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,483 I'm getting to go.         Patricia gave me off. 424 00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,734 -What? 425 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,319 I guess      we're entering a new space. 426 00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,695 Feels good. 427 00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,530 Oh, great. I love that. 428 00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:52,034 Imagine me, someone from     Biden's Taint, Pennsylvania, 429 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,954 who used to eat SpaghettiOs       for Thanksgiving dinner. 430 00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,373 Now I get to go to a fancy event 431 00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,416 in a barn in Martha's Vineyard. 432 00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,335 I don't know. I feel like       it could be, like, a cool 433 00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,337 opportunity        to, like, meet somebody 434 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,339 and then sniff out, like,    a New York fashion job moment. 435 00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,716 Sorry. Austin's driving me,         like, nuts. He, like, 436 00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,302 asked me to bring home dinner         'cause he's keto now. 437 00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,554 Just, like, okay,    if you eat one carbohydration, 438 00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,848 you're not gonna, like, die. 439 00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,141 Yeah. 440 00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:19,395 Um, could you get me two plain    chicken breasts with a side of 441 00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,730 -steamed broccoli to go, please?     -Oh, I'm sorry, but the chef 442 00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,940 doesn't actually allow          for substitutions-- 443 00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,024 Buh, buh, buh, buh. 444 00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,526 I'm a regular, and I do it 445 00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,611 literally all the time,       and it's actually easier 446 00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,781 for the chef if I do it            this way, so... 447 00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,701 festive mariachi music 448 00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,457 -Ooh.     -It's Jackie Stilton! 449 00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,418 -Jackie!         -And the cancer one! 450 00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,253 -Oh, my gosh, Jackie!                 -Aw. 451 00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,046 They're here for us. 452 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,673 That's so sweet. 453 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,842 I love them all so much. 454 00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,136 And, look,       they all brought sweaters 455 00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,554 just in case. 456 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,806 -Hi.                 -Hi. 457 00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,726 Purse hook. 458 00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,102 -What are we drinking? 459 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,437 If you're gonna order             a Yellow Tail 460 00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,563 with ice, we're out of that. 461 00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,856 Ooh. That's actually 462 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,733 -what I was gonna order.          -That sounds good. 463 00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,444 Why don't you give 'em       two Malibu Barbies, Don? 464 00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,155 -Perry, hi.                -Perry. 465 00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,239 Hi. I saw your post. 466 00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,241 You know,    music is a great love of mine. 467 00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,578 I was a soprano in    the youth choir for many years. 468 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,204 My boys didn't drop 469 00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:22,207 till I was, like, 19. 470 00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,251 Joanna, I love you. 471 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,587 You're even prettier in person. 472 00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,758 Ah... thank you. 473 00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,261 -Cheers.               -Cheers. 474 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,732 funky music 475 00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,819 Okay, so in terms       of my barn-warming look, 476 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,696 should I get this bag? 477 00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,573 Now does it cost $15,000 478 00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,283 I do not have? Yeah, it do. 479 00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,493 But I also feel like             if I get it, 480 00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,660 everything in my life will, 481 00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,163 like, fall into place.        Does that makes sense? 482 00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,207 Oh, my God, yes. 483 00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,919 Wait, did you know 484 00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,463 that Jordan had,         like, a show tonight? 485 00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,799 Oh, yeah, I heard. 486 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,010 Would it be, like,         hilarious if we went? 487 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,220 Yes. Let's go. 488 00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,597 All right, wait, now before    we do this, are y'all over 18? 489 00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,265 'Cause fool me once! 490 00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,559 All right,       everybody say, "Gruyère." 491 00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,852 Gruyère! 492 00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,312 There you go. Aw, good. 493 00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,480 All right, that's it, girls.                 Bye. 494 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,524 Oh, my God,          I love your jacket. 495 00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,651 Mm. It's actually reversible. 496 00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,944 -Isn't that cool? 497 00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,323 So, how's Marty? 498 00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,908 He's fine. 499 00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,911 You're so lucky.     I'm going through a divorce. 500 00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,121 You are? 501 00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,915 You are the only part of my day       where I don't feel alone. 502 00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,751 Really? 503 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,045 That's so sweet. 504 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,590 Can I actually 505 00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,550 -tell you something?               -Mm-hmm. 506 00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,677 I'm going through            a divorce, too. 507 00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:57,803 Oh, hon. 508 00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,763 I haven't told that many people. 509 00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,223 You know what? 510 00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,599 -Hmm?              -Fuck him. 511 00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,017 You're better off. 512 00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,270 Right? 513 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,106 -Maybe you're better off, too.            -I think I am. 514 00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,358 -Hey, what are you drinking?          -Whiskey and Coke. 515 00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,985 Hey, you know what? 516 00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,486 Jack and Coke 517 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,572 for all my Jackalopes. 518 00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,284 What are Jackalopes? 519 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,162 Jackie! Jackie! 520 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,921 Patricia thanks you            for your time. 521 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,340 Please, enjoy this basket. 522 00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,014 Okay, what is the vibe? 523 00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,266 Oh, my God, it's all SVN fans. 524 00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,059 I'm gonna get mobbed. 525 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,145 Oh, my gosh, perfect. 526 00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,271 Very cute. 527 00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,106 I just have to tell you,        I'm an oncology nurse. 528 00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,441 -Oh.        -And me and my patients 529 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,318 all just love you so much. 530 00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,197 Sometimes,     we time their chemo infusions 531 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,365 around your broadcast,        so they can watch you. 532 00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,201 Oh, my gosh. Really? 533 00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,118 Thanks for the pic. 534 00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,953 It's so nice to meet you. 535 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,872 Thank you for what you do. 536 00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,248 Thank you. 537 00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,708 -Okay, bye.                 -Bye. 538 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,382 "I'll Never Ever"             by Diana Duval 539 00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,731 You are the air I breathe... 540 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,610 That thirsty-ass fool. 541 00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528 And in my heart of doubts 542 00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,948 You're the light of day 543 00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,618 And your voice is             like a whisper 544 00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,828 So soothing to my soul... 545 00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,288 Oh. 546 00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,249 And you're the one true... 547 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,043 So what I'm saying is, I'd like    to use one of my drink tickets 548 00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,379 for fries,     since they're the same price, 549 00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,422 and then I'd like     to use my other drink ticket 550 00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,258 for my boyfriend          who's in the band. 551 00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,426 Well, technically     he's still just, like, a boy 552 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,553 who's a friend,       but I think he's gonna be 553 00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,723 my boyfriend soon, so    I'm just, like, really excited 554 00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,767 about that,        because we really vibe, 555 00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,185 if you know what I mean. 556 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,104 -Hey, Joanna.               -Oh, hey. 557 00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,480 Shouldn't you be          at home resting... 558 00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,357 -Oh.      -...instead of, like, here, 559 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,067 eating fries? 560 00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,530 I have to go find Jordan. 561 00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,615 Oh, are you guys, like, a thing? 562 00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,450 Are you guys a thing?! 563 00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,286 Okay. Do less. 564 00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,871 Excuse me,       are you part of the band? 565 00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,039 'Cause it looks         like someone brought 566 00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,457 those maracas out tonight. 567 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,711 -Hi, girl!              -Hey, boo. 568 00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,504 Ooh, pinball! 569 00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,965 He's so funny. 570 00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,717 He's so problematic. 571 00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,552 He's just, like, fun and gay. 572 00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:45,429 Take a page. 573 00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,097 Excuse me. 574 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,224 What kind of soups do you have? 575 00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,485 Hey, rock star. 576 00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,863 Getting in the zone? 577 00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,740 I mean, um... 578 00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,284 I'm not sure if you noticed,             but I rallied 579 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,286 a bunch of people         to come to your show. 580 00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,746 some friends, some fans. 581 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,913 It wasn't a big deal. 582 00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,207 I didn't ask for this. 583 00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,292 This, uh, 584 00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,669 this is just a hobby, you know? 585 00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,339 Why is my third grade teacher                 here? 586 00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,507 I-I thought you'd want 587 00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,468 people to come see you play. 588 00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,970 I don't. I...        Th-This is just a thing 589 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,639 that I do to relax       and-and-and to chill out. 590 00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,142 And now I'm having        a fucking panic attack. 591 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,186 You know, not everyone needs 592 00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,314 this much attention. 593 00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,858 Uh... 594 00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,526 uh... I'm sorry. 595 00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,779 It's okay. I'm just        gonna get it over with. 596 00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,199 That's what I'm gonna do. 597 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,373 I'm-I'm so sorry.       Uh, I think I have to go. 598 00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,708 What? What?      What are you talking about? 599 00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,127 Um, I kind of fucked up. 600 00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,671 Um, J-Jordan's mad at me. 601 00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,799 What? Why is he mad at you? 602 00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,593 Um, he-he didn't want me               to bring 603 00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,095 all of these people. 604 00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,179 Oh, my God. 605 00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,555 That is so stupid. 606 00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,807 Men are so dumb. 607 00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,767 These people are fantastic. 608 00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,894 Um, I don't know. 609 00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,355 This stuff is hard. 610 00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,024 Maybe I just wasn't meant          to have a husband. 611 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,943 No! Oh. 612 00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,278 Let me tell you something. 613 00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,446 Everything good is hard. 614 00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,282 And you have to fight          for what you want. 615 00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,661 Yay! 616 00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,463 Hi. Hello. Hi. 617 00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,549 Uh, we're Grass is Greener. 618 00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,551 And, um, we, uh... 619 00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,302 Thank you,       thank you all for coming. 620 00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,638 It's, uh, very kind.        And, uh, we're gonna... 621 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,682 Um, okay, sorry,       I'm a little bit nervous. 622 00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,476 Don't worry, honey.          Just do your best. 623 00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,603 Oh, uh, thank you, uh, ma'am. 624 00:23:58,687 --> 00:23:59,938 Ready? 625 00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,329 She wore Doc Martens         and a baby doll dress 626 00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:20,125 Then we drove to the beach         and her car was a mess 627 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,295 I said I don't care        where I'm sitting, girl 628 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,505 As long as it's next to you 629 00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:43,440 She said she liked the      feeling of sand on her feet 630 00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,610 I liked the feeling          she was giving to me 631 00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,654 Kicking sand, holding hands,             have no plans 632 00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:52,991 That's what we used to do 633 00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,121 Yeah, I think the    drummer's, like, looking at me. 634 00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,247 Thanks! 635 00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,832 -Was she here the whole time?              -Hey, hey. 636 00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,376 ¿Cómo se dice "ménage à tres"? 637 00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,755 Oh, you shut up.          I love-- but I do. 638 00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,382 I love you two so much.          Now get home safe. 639 00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,800 -Oh!         -Oh, my God! 640 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,802 Okay, don't get fresh, honey! 641 00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,804 I told you he's gay as hell. 642 00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,890 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,    fuck! I forgot to bring Austin 643 00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,517 -his dinner and he's like--                -What? 644 00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:19,851 His intermittent fasting         window's gonna close 645 00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,394 in ten, and he's gonna,            like, freak out 646 00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,604 -on the dog or something.             -Beth Ann... 647 00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,897 -Can you get an Uber home?               -Come on. 648 00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,190 I got to make this           a direct flight. 649 00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,943 -Stop.    -I love you, lover. I love you. 650 00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,402 Love you, too. 651 00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,239 Thank you so much         for tonight, Joanna. 652 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,866 I needed it so badly. 653 00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,117 Oh, my gosh. 654 00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,620 I would do this         every week with you. 655 00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,957 -Oh, there goes Jordan.    -Hey, good show tonight. 656 00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,500 Thanks. 657 00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,210 Go talk to him. 658 00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,379 -No. Okay.         -Yes. Get over there. 659 00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,339 Okay. 660 00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,883 -Good night.         -Good night, Jackie. 661 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,176 Ooh, before I forget. 662 00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,679 I know you are off            à la   clock, Darcy. 663 00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,305 -Yes.          -But can you please 664 00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,765 put me on Patricia's schedule 665 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,267 first thing tomorrow morning? 666 00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,977 Oh, tomorrow's not gonna work. 667 00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,728 She's, like, slammed all day. 668 00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,188 It's not a request. 669 00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,536 Hey, is this      where the groupies line up? 670 00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:22,455 Peace, love, man, or... 671 00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,457 -Hey.                 -Hey. 672 00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,876 Um, I'm sorry for being 673 00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,045 such a huge piece of crap. 674 00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,298 Oh, no,      I'm the huge piece of crap. 675 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,466 No. I'm the biggest, 676 00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,260 dumbest turd in the universe. 677 00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,304 I stink and I smell. 678 00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,180 I shouldn't have invited           all those people 679 00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,516 to your show tonight that you       didn't want here. I mean, 680 00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,435 that's what a hot crap does. 681 00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:45,604 Look, I'm the one who's been      stinking it up, all right? 682 00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,606 You did something            so nice for me, 683 00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:51,026 and I just, like, I-I took     a big, fat crap all over it. 684 00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:54,613 I mean...   you're this breath of fresh air, 685 00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:56,948 and I just,        I let out a bunch of... 686 00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,409 butt smell       and just, I-I ruined it. 687 00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,411 You shut the fuck up. 688 00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,872 Okay? Nothing is ruined. 689 00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,708 Because you played         sweet jams all night 690 00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,628 for this full diaper of a woman. 691 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,838 gentle music 692 00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,222 Oh, um... 693 00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,100 -Oh, yeah.          -Yeah, it's just... 694 00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,478 -Oh, yeah. Sure...                -Okay. 695 00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,230 Oh, it's work. 696 00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,066 Yeah. 697 00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:33,777 Who is this?        I'm about to be kissed. 698 00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,362 It's Patricia. 699 00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,780 Oh, hello, ma'am. 700 00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,741 Listen. I have a fabulous idea. 701 00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:44,037 I can see that our audiences    are really connecting with you. 702 00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,163 Oh. 703 00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,582 I want to do a high-profile 704 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,542 charity broadcast, 705 00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,087 kind of a, you know,            a "Cancerthon," 706 00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,881 where you'll be            front and center. 707 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,842 Profits to charity, all of that. 708 00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,010 Um... 709 00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:02,222 It'll focus        on you and your cancer. 710 00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,725 Perfect. See you tomorrow. 711 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,060 This bitch. 712 00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,689 Is everything okay? 713 00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:13,024 Everything's great. 714 00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,110 Shit. 715 00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,195 folk rock music 716 00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:31,376 She wore Doc Martens         and a baby doll dress 717 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:35,046 Then we drove to the beach         and her car was a mess 718 00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:38,091 I said I don't care        where I'm sitting, girl 719 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,885 As long as its next to you 720 00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:58,153 She said she liked the      feeling of sand on her feet 721 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,781 I liked the feeling           she was giving me 722 00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,868 Kicking sand, holding hands,              had no plans 723 00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,704 That's what we used to do 724 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,435 No traipsing.