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          lively dance music       

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          [P.A. announcer]          
      Attention, Costco shoppers.    

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     Toilet paper is back in stock. 

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       The barbecue grill sale is    
 extended to the end of the week. 

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         -Hi, Pam. Hi, Carl.        
                -Hey.               

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    I'm on a break from filming.    

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        We call it a "hiatus"       
             in the biz.            

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     Back for my dad's birthday,    

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             -All right.            
               -So...               

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             -Hi, Helen.            
                -Hi.                

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           Hi, Su... zie.           

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               Joanna.              

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                Oh...               

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                um...               

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            Eban. E-Epan?           

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               -Ethan.              
           -Ethan. Right.           

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              F-From...             

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      We went on a couple dates     
               in May.              

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               Right.               

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             Uh... hmm.             

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           You still look           
       at my LinkedIn profile       

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         a few times a week.        

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        Oh, you can see that?       

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     Yeah, I get notifications.     

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              Huh. Huh.             

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                Babe!               

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    Look how big this cookie is.    

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      It's gonna take me, like,     
   a whole week just to eat this.   

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         -[chuckles softly]         
           -[Ethan] Babe.           

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                -Hmm?               
          -This is Joanna.          

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    Joanna, this is my girlfriend   

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               Margot.              

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        Hi. I love your look.       

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         It must be so hard         
          for female rabbis         

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        to know what to wear.       

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          Um, I'm actually          
      a television personality      

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               on SVN.              

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         Wait a sec, I think        
     I saw you on it last week.     

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     Weren't you the dead hooker    
         that got washed up         

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        under the Verrazano?        

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             Um, I think            
       you're thinking of   SVU.      

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             I'm on SVN.            

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               [both]               
                 Oh.                

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                [fan]               
            Oh, my gosh!            

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         You're Joanna Gold.        

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    I watch you every week on TV.   

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            I just bought           

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    this tote from you last week.   

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              [Joanna]              
      Ah, the python neoprene.      

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      It goes with everything.      

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        Can I get a picture?        

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             Of course.             

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    Uh, Ethan, could you take it?   

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          -Huh? Yeah, sure.         
                -Oh.                

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        Yes. Okay. All right.       

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         [ringtone playing]         

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     Uh, you're getting a call.     

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              From who?             

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        Uh... "Crap Doctor."        

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          He'll call back.          

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           [both chuckle]           

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           So, I basically          
          don't have to buy         

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            any clothes.            

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         It's kind of like a        
   Sarah Jessica Parker situation, 

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          like when she was         
     on   Sex and the City,   so...     

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 I hope you all saved extra room. 

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                 Oh.                

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         We have two cakes.         

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              Oh. Okay.             

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       The Schweifflers heard       
   about your cancer coming back,   

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      and they dropped this off     
            this morning.           

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              So what?              

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       What are you gonna do,       
   throw it away? It's free cake.   

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     I'm just saying, people are    
   taking time out of their lives   

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      to do nice things for us,     
      and it's based on a lie.      

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   Okay, well, you know what, Dad? 

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           I got you this           
         for your birthday.         

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              -[gasps]              
             -[chuckles]            

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                 Oh.                

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     Well, if you don't want it,    
            I'll take it.           

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        No, no, I-I want it.        

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                Mmm.                

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             Free cake.             

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          Will you make me          
   the happiest man in the world?   

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                Yes!                

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          "Give Me Your Love"       
           by Sandy Mercer          

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              Hey, baby            

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          Give me your love        

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              Hey, baby            

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       You got me grooving now     

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          Give me your love        

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      Now that you belong to me    

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          Give me your love        

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        Let it feel good to me     

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          Give me your love        

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       Let it get inside of me     

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          Give me your love        

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        It'll set my body free     

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           Give me your love,       
          give me your love         

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               Ooh-whee            

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           Give me your love,       
          give me your love         

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               Hey, baby,           
         you got me groovin'        

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        -Hey, Tour de France.       
                -Hey.               

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   Did you ride your bike to work? 

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                Yeah.               

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   Yeah. Um, how was your weekend? 

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     Oh, you know, it was good.     

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              I, um...              

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        I visited my parents        
            in Cleveland.           

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              Oh, cool.             

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          Yeah. Uh, it was          
         my dad's birthday,         

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     but the only gift he wanted    
     was to spend time with me.     

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                So...               

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        How was your weekend?       

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        Oh, God. Well, uh...        

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     I watched the Eagles lose.     

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       And, uh, then I cleaned      
          my dad's gutters.         

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                Wow.                

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      It sounds like we both...     

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           -love our dads.          
             -[chuckles]            

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        -[car alarm sounding]       
               -Shit!               

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       Um, we should probably,      

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            -you know...            
               -Yeah.               

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               -Okay.               
       -Don't worry about it.       

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           It's-it's fine.          

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        So, uh, when did you        
        learn to ride a bike?       

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              Hey, baby            

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       You got me groovin' now     

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               [Darcy]              
          Okay. Who is she?         

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 I didn't realize we had company. 
               [gasps]              

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              [laughs]              

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     Just had a four-hour dinner    
           with Bloomberg.          

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      I figured I deserved it.      
              Give it.              

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      Oh, my God. It felt like      
     the inside of a croissant.     

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            Q-2 come in?            

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           Yes. And, um...          

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    the numbers... are not great.   

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           What the fuck?           

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       I know. Apparently HSN       

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             beat us out            
 for the first time in six years. 

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               -What?               
      -I know, but we did know      

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        they got Bobby Flay's       
          new cooking line.         

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               [sighs]              
             That fool.             

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        Cooking Southwestern.       

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      The motherfucker's Irish.     

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        Also, they apparently       
           got a huge bump          

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 from that climate change special 

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          they did. I guess         
      they raised a whole bunch     

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 of money for endangered animals. 

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     What is wrong with people?     

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      If the pandas don't want      
   to fuck, that's their business. 

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     Well, I don't think that's     
    what it's really about, but--   

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        Leslie Dean LaFarge.        

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        That bitch ripped off       
             my network.            

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   And now they're pulling ahead?   

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    Get me Monica from Omni Belle   

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         -Beauty Baby Home.         
              -Mm-hmm.              

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     We got to keep her hooked,     
        or this cocksucker's        

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   gonna steal all my top brands.   

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                Copy.               

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   You have a beautiful turmeric,   
          which, actually,          

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        it feels very spicy,        
            very Indian.            

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         Kind of reminds me         

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       -of my honeymoon in India,    
         -[man] Camera two.         

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           where Austin and I        
           actually got to...        

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           Oh, hey, Beena.          

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      That's my personal fruit.     

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                 Oh.                

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 I'm sorry. It-it wasn't labeled. 

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       Oh, it's totally fine.       
        I don't mind at all.        

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   You can just Venmo me a dollar. 

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           Okay. I-I will.          

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            You can do it           
       right now if you want.       

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         Like, while you're         
           in front of me.          

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              Oh, sure.             

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                Okay.               

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              [Joanna]              
      Jordan ate a banana, too.     

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           "Show deposit"?          

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    What show is this hunk doing?   

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           Hey, uh, Beena?          

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   Um, what are kind of the rules   

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         in terms of, like,         
          dating coworkers?         

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        Oh, I'm not currently       
     looking for a relationship.    

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      Oh, no, I-I was actually      
     talking about someone else.    

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     Oh, yeah, it's no problem.     
     There's no protocols here.     

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      No boundaries whatsoever.     

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            Get it, girl!           

191
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        I'm going to get it.        
             [chuckles]             

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             [Beth Ann]             
 You can wear them out to brunch, 

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     or a girls' night on the town   
      or to your place of worship.   

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    And they are so comfortable.    

195
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       I actually like to just      
     wear them around the house.    

196
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 They're almost like slippers. I, 

197
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      um, want to tell you guys     
             something,             

198
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             and this is            
      kind of a secret, but...      

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       I was born with asthma.      

200
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           I outgrew it...          
             [chuckles]             

201
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       But it could come back.      

202
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         It could come back         
           at any moment.           

203
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              Oh, fuck.             

204
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             Hey, babe.             

205
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    -Hi, Pat. How are you doing?    
             -I'm good.             

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       [Beth Ann] You guys are      
    my friends, and I trust you.    

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      Um, that's why I love...      

208
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     Um, can I just talk to you     

209
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   about something really quickly? 

210
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          [Beth Ann laughs]         

211
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         I just want to say,        
        I really did not love       

212
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          you having Marty          
       dial into my show, Pat.      

213
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          And why is that?          

214
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        Well, I told you that       
     I'm fine with not bringing     

215
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          the divorce out,          
    but having my ex-husband call   

216
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      into my show and pretend      
     like we're still together?     

217
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        I think that's, like,       
      pushing it a little, Pat.     

218
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    I'm sure you could understand   
           why that might           

219
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         be upsetting to me.        

220
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           You had fucking          

221
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         unbelievable sales.        

222
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    Now, forgive me for thinking    
           that's related.          

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     Well, I don't really care.     

224
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       That's what I'm trying       
            to tell you.            

225
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        Oh, so now you don't        
        care about the sales?       

226
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    Well, no, I mean, I do care.    

227
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   -I mean, you know that I care.   
               -Okay.               

228
00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,027
       Yeah, I know you care.       

229
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          And that's good,          
      because that's what pays      

230
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    for those sexy little boots.    

231
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          Pat, I feel like          
    you're not really hearing me.   

232
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             [Beth Ann]             
      They are so comfortable.      

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       I actually like to just      
     wear them around the house.    

234
00:08:16,287 --> 00:08:18,831
           [phone chimes]           

235
00:08:21,501 --> 00:08:22,960
              -[sighs]              
             -[knocking]            

236
00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:26,130
       -[Jordan] It's Jordan.       
      -Oh, hold on one second.      

237
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           -[button beeps]          
           -[fan whirring]          

238
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              Come in.              

239
00:08:32,345 --> 00:08:33,721
                Hey.                

240
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              For you.              

241
00:08:36,432 --> 00:08:37,350
            What is this?           

242
00:08:37,391 --> 00:08:38,851
         It's your fan mail.        

243
00:08:40,019 --> 00:08:42,688
      Oh, my God. I have fans?      

244
00:08:45,733 --> 00:08:48,069
                Wow.                

245
00:08:48,152 --> 00:08:50,863
    A religious bookmark. So fun.   

246
00:08:51,572 --> 00:08:53,991
            Uh, so, uh...           

247
00:08:54,075 --> 00:08:55,868
                um...               

248
00:08:55,910 --> 00:08:58,204
     tell me about "show deposit    

249
00:08:58,246 --> 00:08:59,997
       to Donde Esta Cantina."      

250
00:09:00,081 --> 00:09:01,749
          Qué pasa   with that?        

251
00:09:01,832 --> 00:09:03,125
                What?               

252
00:09:03,167 --> 00:09:04,752
 Oh, I saw it on your Venmo page. 

253
00:09:04,794 --> 00:09:06,504
     I'm not sure if you saw it,    

254
00:09:06,546 --> 00:09:08,589
    but I liked the transaction.    

255
00:09:08,631 --> 00:09:10,049
             Okay. Um...            

256
00:09:10,091 --> 00:09:12,677
       yeah, my band's playing      
     a little gig there tonight.    

257
00:09:12,760 --> 00:09:15,805
        It's, uh, the coveted       
         Monday 7 p.m. slot.        

258
00:09:15,846 --> 00:09:17,431
            Oh, my gosh.            

259
00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,808
           That's amazing.          

260
00:09:18,891 --> 00:09:20,977
     I definitely want to come.     
           Is it sold out?          

261
00:09:21,060 --> 00:09:23,187
               Uh, no,              
    it's definitely not sold out.   

262
00:09:23,271 --> 00:09:24,689
         It's very low-key.         

263
00:09:24,730 --> 00:09:26,524
              [scoffs]              
           Well, that's...          

264
00:09:26,566 --> 00:09:28,067
         that's just insane.        

265
00:09:28,109 --> 00:09:29,735
        I mean, y'all's band        

266
00:09:29,777 --> 00:09:31,988
      is just so unbelievable.      

267
00:09:32,071 --> 00:09:35,074
         People need to see         
       how talented y'all are.      

268
00:09:35,157 --> 00:09:36,742
      Have you heard our music?     

269
00:09:36,826 --> 00:09:38,995
       It's... I don't, um...       

270
00:09:39,078 --> 00:09:40,621
        How much are tickets?       

271
00:09:40,663 --> 00:09:42,456
              20 bucks,             
      plus a two-drink minimum.     

272
00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:45,084
    Mm. Feels, like, high, right?   

273
00:09:45,126 --> 00:09:46,877
           Well, anyway...          

274
00:09:46,961 --> 00:09:49,422
             you've been            
       incredibly nice to me,       

275
00:09:49,463 --> 00:09:51,048
        and you're definitely       
            an important,           

276
00:09:51,090 --> 00:09:53,843
   an important person in my life. 

277
00:09:53,926 --> 00:09:55,595
             So, I'm...             

278
00:09:55,636 --> 00:09:57,597
        def, I'm def gonna be       
           there tonight.           

279
00:09:57,680 --> 00:09:58,806
     [indistinct radio chatter]     

280
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           [clears throat]          
        Sorry. Go for Jordan.       

281
00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:02,226
             -Mm, yoink.            
               -Uh...               

282
00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,686
           -Just kidding.           
           -Just, hold on.          

283
00:10:03,769 --> 00:10:05,146
           Go for Jordan.           

284
00:10:05,229 --> 00:10:06,856
     [indistinct radio chatter]     

285
00:10:06,897 --> 00:10:08,065
          Um, I got to go.          

286
00:10:08,149 --> 00:10:09,900
       You know, I think that       

287
00:10:09,984 --> 00:10:12,236
   -your fan's set to heater mode. 
               -Okay.               

288
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:13,738
       I think that you're set      
           to heater mode.          

289
00:10:13,821 --> 00:10:14,655
          [Jordan chuckles]         

290
00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,366
     But, um... I'll definitely     

291
00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,869
    be there tonight, and, um...    

292
00:10:19,910 --> 00:10:21,996
 I'm gonna bring a lot of people. 

293
00:10:22,079 --> 00:10:22,955
              Oh, okay.             

294
00:10:23,039 --> 00:10:24,248
      Well, you're very sweet,      
             but please             

295
00:10:24,290 --> 00:10:25,916
           don't-don't...           
     You don't have to do that.     

296
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:27,335
           All right, bye.          

297
00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,045
             [chuckles]             

298
00:10:29,962 --> 00:10:31,505
           "You're sweet"?          

299
00:10:31,547 --> 00:10:33,799
               Okurrr.              

300
00:10:36,177 --> 00:10:38,387
     Hey, Darcy. I wanted to see    

301
00:10:38,429 --> 00:10:39,764
       if it would be possible      

302
00:10:39,847 --> 00:10:41,974
            for me to get           
    the company-wide email list.    

303
00:10:42,016 --> 00:10:43,601
                Why?                

304
00:10:43,684 --> 00:10:45,519
           Well, I wanted           
         to send out a blast        

305
00:10:45,603 --> 00:10:48,230
     about Jordan's show tonight    
       at Donde Esta Cantina.       

306
00:10:48,272 --> 00:10:49,565
          You should come.          

307
00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:50,566
           He has a show?           

308
00:10:50,650 --> 00:10:52,568
          Listen, in terms          
         of the email list,         

309
00:10:52,610 --> 00:10:55,154
   that's not something I can just 
    give out, especially to you.    

310
00:10:55,237 --> 00:10:57,448
      You've been working here      
       for, like, no minutes.       

311
00:10:57,490 --> 00:10:59,283
               Anyway,              
     I have to get back to work.    

312
00:10:59,325 --> 00:11:02,161
           Again, slammed.          

313
00:11:08,542 --> 00:11:10,336
              [Jackie]              
           I love live music.        

314
00:11:11,337 --> 00:11:13,464
    I'm so glad we're doing this.   

315
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:14,590
            Oh, me, too.            

316
00:11:14,632 --> 00:11:16,926
         I didn't even know         
        Jordan was in a band.       

317
00:11:16,967 --> 00:11:18,386
          He's so layered.          

318
00:11:18,427 --> 00:11:19,929
               [gasps]              

319
00:11:20,012 --> 00:11:21,555
                Oh...               

320
00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,015
                my...               

321
00:11:23,057 --> 00:11:24,433
                God!                

322
00:11:24,475 --> 00:11:26,060
               Joanna!              

323
00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,603
         -You look so foxy.         
          -[Joanna squeals]         

324
00:11:27,645 --> 00:11:30,022
        Jordan is gonna cream       
          his little jeans.         

325
00:11:30,064 --> 00:11:30,856
               Jackie!              

326
00:11:30,898 --> 00:11:32,483
              [squeals]             
       Well, how do you feel?       

327
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:35,152
              Um, well,             
    I can't really lift my arms,    

328
00:11:35,194 --> 00:11:36,779
     but I feel like I look hot.    

329
00:11:36,821 --> 00:11:39,490
      You do. You look so hot.      
     You look like Shania Twain.    

330
00:11:39,573 --> 00:11:41,659
          I'm not kidding.          
       Do you like my jacket?       

331
00:11:41,742 --> 00:11:43,536
            [smacks lips]           
         Isn't it so slutty?        

332
00:11:43,577 --> 00:11:45,913
    -Don't I look like such a ho?   
            -Oh, my gosh.           

333
00:11:45,996 --> 00:11:47,331
          You look amazing.         

334
00:11:47,373 --> 00:11:49,583
      I feel like you're gonna      
      be fighting the men off.      

335
00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:51,419
    No men, please. No thank you.   

336
00:11:51,460 --> 00:11:53,671
      I need a break from men.      
            Not to brag,            

337
00:11:53,754 --> 00:11:55,297
         but I've always had        
        this sort of radiance       

338
00:11:55,339 --> 00:11:57,174
         where men just want        
       to fuck me or marry me.      

339
00:11:57,258 --> 00:11:59,552
        But now I really want       
     to think about what I want.    

340
00:11:59,593 --> 00:12:00,761
      Do you know what I mean?      

341
00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:03,431
              Actually,             
      I don't really date much.     

342
00:12:03,514 --> 00:12:06,559
        I've only ever, like,       
            "been with,"            

343
00:12:06,642 --> 00:12:08,477
            um, two guys,           

344
00:12:08,561 --> 00:12:10,563
    and they were family friends.   

345
00:12:10,604 --> 00:12:13,357
        And they both weighed       
            less than me.           

346
00:12:13,399 --> 00:12:14,567
             Oh, really?            

347
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,026
        You're such a catch.        

348
00:12:16,110 --> 00:12:17,820
      Oh, well, I guess I just,     

349
00:12:17,903 --> 00:12:19,905
   I never really pictured myself   

350
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,158
   as, like, someone's girlfriend. 

351
00:12:22,199 --> 00:12:25,578
         Like, as the person        
        that somebody, like,        

352
00:12:25,661 --> 00:12:28,038
      likes the most, you know?     

353
00:12:28,122 --> 00:12:30,207
        Why not? Why not you?       

354
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,920
             I don't...             

355
00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:39,425
            Aw. You have            
      the most beautiful soul.      

356
00:12:39,508 --> 00:12:41,469
      You're so sweet and kind.     

357
00:12:41,552 --> 00:12:43,804
         And on top of that,        
   you have the most luminescent,   

358
00:12:43,888 --> 00:12:45,347
           gorgeous skin.           

359
00:12:45,431 --> 00:12:47,600
          [chuckles softly]         

360
00:12:48,434 --> 00:12:49,310
                 Aw.                

361
00:12:49,393 --> 00:12:50,561
             I'm sorry.             

362
00:12:50,644 --> 00:12:52,313
   I didn't mean to make you sad.   

363
00:12:52,354 --> 00:12:54,607
       That's just the truth,       
             Baby Ruth.             

364
00:12:54,690 --> 00:12:55,691
          That's what I do.         

365
00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:56,650
          [chuckles softly]         

366
00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:58,861
          All right, well,          
    I need one last subtle touch    

367
00:12:58,903 --> 00:13:00,488
       for my gorgeous outfit.      

368
00:13:00,529 --> 00:13:02,573
               -Okay.               
             -[humming]             

369
00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:06,035
      Oh, I forgot to ask you,      

370
00:13:06,076 --> 00:13:07,620
     who else is coming tonight?    

371
00:13:07,661 --> 00:13:09,872
    So far, it's just you and me,   
          but I really wish         

372
00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,541
       I could get more people      
     to come out and see Jordan.    

373
00:13:12,625 --> 00:13:14,585
       Maybe you could post it      
           on your Insta?           

374
00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:16,378
          Oh, I don't have          
        very many followers.        

375
00:13:16,462 --> 00:13:18,714
        Um, excuse me, missy.       

376
00:13:18,798 --> 00:13:21,258
            Yes, you do,            
        because you, my dear,       

377
00:13:21,342 --> 00:13:23,636
      are an SVN superstar now.     

378
00:13:23,677 --> 00:13:25,054
              [scoffs]              
            No, I'm not.            

379
00:13:25,137 --> 00:13:26,347
            Yes, you are.           

380
00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:27,348
             Oh, my God.            

381
00:13:27,389 --> 00:13:29,642
       I have 8,000 followers.      

382
00:13:29,683 --> 00:13:30,976
             I told you!            

383
00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,603
       Mia Farrow follows me.       

384
00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,647
      I know, isn't it amazing?     
       She follows all of us.       

385
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,023
              [scoffs]              
            That's huge.            

386
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:38,108
              -Posting.             
     -Come on, bitch, let's go.     

387
00:13:38,150 --> 00:13:39,610
   Yeah, come on, you little cunt. 

388
00:13:39,652 --> 00:13:40,986
             Ooh, sorry.            

389
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,280
      [Tyra] Well, I'm excited      
     about it. And Branson says     

390
00:13:43,322 --> 00:13:46,116
      all we got to do is take      
    a five-minute online course.    

391
00:13:46,200 --> 00:13:47,451
                -Mm.                
         -Oh, and the seats         

392
00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:51,121
      are supposed to be, like,     
     all luxurious and leather.     

393
00:13:51,205 --> 00:13:53,040
    And then, when you get there,   

394
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,459
            you look out            
       of that little window,       

395
00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:57,962
          and you see Earth         
         and it's so little.        

396
00:13:58,003 --> 00:14:00,589
         And everybody says         
     it's life-changing, Patty.     

397
00:14:00,631 --> 00:14:02,883
      Tyra, I'm gonna be honest     
              with you.             

398
00:14:02,967 --> 00:14:05,803
            I don't go in           
       for all that space race      

399
00:14:05,886 --> 00:14:07,888
        pissing contest shit.       

400
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,932
            Nah, you go.            
        You go and have fun.        

401
00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:11,475
    I don't want to go with Mark!   

402
00:14:11,517 --> 00:14:13,227
          -Cuban? [laughs]          
          -Yes, Mr. Cuban.          

403
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:16,272
    And you know homeboy's still    
         got a crush on you.        

404
00:14:16,313 --> 00:14:17,565
        You know, we're old,        

405
00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,276
 -old platonic friends, you know? 
              -Mm-hmm.              

406
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,236
           He's an idiot.           
        What can I tell you?        

407
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:24,488
            I got to pee.           
        Ty-Ty got to tinkle.        

408
00:14:24,530 --> 00:14:26,949
         And you know what,         
      if we are in outer space,     

409
00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:28,617
      we just sit in our seat,      

410
00:14:28,659 --> 00:14:30,452
             and we just            
   wear the Virgin-branded diapers 

411
00:14:30,536 --> 00:14:32,121
   and we piss right in the seat.   

412
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,623
        -You think about it.        
                -No.                

413
00:14:37,334 --> 00:14:39,378
               [Colby]              
 Take this whenever you're ready. 

414
00:14:42,339 --> 00:14:44,425
      Let me ask you something.     

415
00:14:45,342 --> 00:14:47,720
   Does this taste corked to you?   

416
00:14:53,767 --> 00:14:56,145
                Mmm.                
           [clucks tongue]          

417
00:14:56,186 --> 00:14:57,646
            Tastes good.            

418
00:14:57,688 --> 00:14:59,565
            Really good.            

419
00:15:00,232 --> 00:15:02,443
    What else tastes good to you?   

420
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,528
            Has Patricia,           
         like, said anything        

421
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,280
      about the long-term plan      
        for my dressing room?       

422
00:15:06,363 --> 00:15:07,573
           Mm, not to me.           

423
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,533
          Like, I've worked         
           so hard to have          

424
00:15:09,617 --> 00:15:11,076
    -a dressing room with a sink.   
              -I know.              

425
00:15:11,118 --> 00:15:12,578
      And now all of a sudden,      
           I just have to,          

426
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:13,954
    like, go to the ladies' room    

427
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:15,414
    when I need to wash my hands?   
                Like,               

428
00:15:15,497 --> 00:15:18,000
       what am I, back in Iran      
       with my original nose?       

429
00:15:18,083 --> 00:15:19,793
      You need to know though,      
         it legitimately is         

430
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:22,129
     about Joanna having cancer,    
                okay?               

431
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,298
         Patricia loves you.        
   You're gorgeous, you're a star. 

432
00:15:24,381 --> 00:15:25,591
     That's all your real hair.     

433
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:27,593
        I've never seen that        
         on a woman's head.         

434
00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:29,511
   And I don't know what fragrance 
         this is, but, babe,        

435
00:15:29,595 --> 00:15:31,764
    you smell like a fancy hotel.   

436
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,682
   I love you. I love you so much. 

437
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,517
 Remember how my friend Isaac had 

438
00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,561
            that plus-one           
         to Graydon Carter's        

439
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:39,229
            barn-warming            
        in Martha's Vineyard?       

440
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,356
           It's happening.          

441
00:15:40,397 --> 00:15:42,483
         I'm getting to go.         
        Patricia gave me off.       

442
00:15:42,566 --> 00:15:43,734
             -[chuckles]            
               -What?               

443
00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:45,319
               I guess              
     we're entering a new space.    

444
00:15:45,361 --> 00:15:46,695
             Feels good.            

445
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,530
       Oh, great. I love that.      

446
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:52,034
      Imagine me, someone from      
    Biden's Taint, Pennsylvania,    

447
00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:54,954
     who used to eat SpaghettiOs    
      for Thanksgiving dinner.      

448
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:57,373
 Now I get to go to a fancy event 

449
00:15:57,414 --> 00:15:59,416
   in a barn in Martha's Vineyard. 

450
00:15:59,458 --> 00:16:01,335
      I don't know. I feel like     
      it could be, like, a cool     

451
00:16:01,377 --> 00:16:03,337
             opportunity            
       to, like, meet somebody      

452
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,339
      and then sniff out, like,     
   a New York fashion job moment.   

453
00:16:05,422 --> 00:16:07,716
     Sorry. Austin's driving me,    
        like, nuts. He, like,       

454
00:16:07,758 --> 00:16:10,302
    asked me to bring home dinner   
        'cause he's keto now.       

455
00:16:10,344 --> 00:16:12,554
          Just, like, okay,         
   if you eat one carbohydration,   

456
00:16:12,596 --> 00:16:14,848
    you're not gonna, like, die.    

457
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:16,141
                Yeah.               

458
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:19,395
   Um, could you get me two plain   
   chicken breasts with a side of   

459
00:16:19,436 --> 00:16:21,730
 -steamed broccoli to go, please? 
    -Oh, I'm sorry, but the chef    

460
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:22,940
       doesn't actually allow       
         for substitutions--        

461
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,024
         Buh, buh, buh, buh.        

462
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:25,526
     I'm a regular, and I do it     

463
00:16:25,567 --> 00:16:27,611
       literally all the time,      
      and it's actually easier      

464
00:16:27,653 --> 00:16:30,781
       for the chef if I do it      
           this way, so...          

465
00:16:31,615 --> 00:16:33,701
        festive mariachi music     

466
00:16:33,742 --> 00:16:35,202
                                  

467
00:16:35,244 --> 00:16:37,413
          [lively chatter]          

468
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:40,457
                -Ooh.               
    -[fan 1] It's Jackie Stilton!   

469
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:42,418
          -[fan 2] Jackie!          
        -And the cancer one!        

470
00:16:42,501 --> 00:16:44,253
        -Oh, my gosh, Jackie!       
                -Aw.                

471
00:16:44,294 --> 00:16:46,046
        They're here for us.        

472
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:47,673
          That's so sweet.          

473
00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,842
      I love them all so much.      

474
00:16:49,883 --> 00:16:52,136
             And, look,             
      they all brought sweaters     

475
00:16:52,219 --> 00:16:53,554
            just in case.           

476
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,806
                -Hi.                
                -Hi.                

477
00:16:56,432 --> 00:16:58,726
             Purse hook.            
            [smacks lips]           

478
00:16:58,809 --> 00:17:00,102
             -[chuckles]            
       -What are we drinking?       

479
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,437
        If you're gonna order       
            a Yellow Tail           

480
00:17:01,478 --> 00:17:02,563
    with ice, we're out of that.    

481
00:17:02,604 --> 00:17:03,856
        Ooh. That's actually        

482
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,733
      -what I was gonna order.      
         -That sounds good.         

483
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,444
   [Perry] Why don't you give 'em   
      two Malibu Barbies, Don?      

484
00:17:08,485 --> 00:17:11,155
             -Perry, hi.            
               -Perry.              

485
00:17:11,196 --> 00:17:12,239
        Hi. I saw your post.        

486
00:17:12,281 --> 00:17:14,241
              You know,             
   music is a great love of mine.   

487
00:17:14,324 --> 00:17:17,578
         I was a soprano in         
   the youth choir for many years. 

488
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,204
         My boys didn't drop        

489
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:22,207
        till I was, like, 19.       
             [chuckles]             

490
00:17:22,249 --> 00:17:24,251
         Joanna, I love you.        

491
00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:26,587
   You're even prettier in person. 

492
00:17:26,670 --> 00:17:28,213
             [chuckles]             

493
00:17:28,255 --> 00:17:30,758
          Ah... thank you.          

494
00:17:30,841 --> 00:17:32,760
             [chuckles]             

495
00:17:32,801 --> 00:17:34,261
              -Cheers.              
              -Cheers.              

496
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:36,722
             -[laughter]            
        -[indistinct chatter]       

497
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:43,812
           [both moaning]           

498
00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:46,732
             funky music           

499
00:17:48,525 --> 00:17:50,819
          Okay, so in terms         
      of my barn-warming look,      

500
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:52,696
       should I get this bag?       

501
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,573
      Now does it cost $15,000      

502
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,283
     I do not have? Yeah, it do.    

503
00:17:56,325 --> 00:17:57,493
        But I also feel like        
            if I get it,            

504
00:17:57,534 --> 00:17:58,660
     everything in my life will,    

505
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,163
       like, fall into place.       
       Does that makes sense?       

506
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:03,207
          Oh, my God, yes.          

507
00:18:03,999 --> 00:18:05,626
          [breathes deeply]         

508
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:06,919
         Wait, did you know         

509
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:09,463
          that Jordan had,          
        like, a show tonight?       

510
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,799
         Oh, yeah, I heard.         

511
00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,010
         Would it be, like,         
        hilarious if we went?       

512
00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,220
           Yes. Let's go.           

513
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:18,597
     All right, wait, now before    
   we do this, are y'all over 18?   

514
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:20,265
        'Cause fool me once!        

515
00:18:20,349 --> 00:18:22,559
             All right,             
      everybody say, "Gruyère."     

516
00:18:22,643 --> 00:18:23,852
                [all]               
              Gruyère!              

517
00:18:23,894 --> 00:18:25,312
       There you go. Aw, good.      

518
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:26,480
    All right, that's it, girls.    
                Bye.                

519
00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,524
             Oh, my God,            
         I love your jacket.        

520
00:18:28,607 --> 00:18:30,651
    Mm. It's actually reversible.   

521
00:18:30,734 --> 00:18:31,944
              -[gasps]              
          -Isn't that cool?         

522
00:18:32,027 --> 00:18:33,445
              [exhales]             

523
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,323
          So, how's Marty?          

524
00:18:36,406 --> 00:18:37,908
             He's fine.             

525
00:18:37,950 --> 00:18:40,911
          You're so lucky.          
    I'm going through a divorce.    

526
00:18:40,953 --> 00:18:42,121
              You are?              

527
00:18:42,204 --> 00:18:44,915
   You are the only part of my day 
      where I don't feel alone.     

528
00:18:45,707 --> 00:18:47,751
               Really?              

529
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:50,045
          That's so sweet.          

530
00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,590
           Can I actually           

531
00:18:53,632 --> 00:18:54,550
        -tell you something?        
              -Mm-hmm.              

532
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:56,677
          I'm going through         
           a divorce, too.          

533
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:57,803
              Oh, hon.              

534
00:18:57,845 --> 00:18:59,763
 I haven't told that many people. 

535
00:18:59,847 --> 00:19:01,223
           You know what?           

536
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:02,599
                -Hmm?               
             -Fuck him.             

537
00:19:02,683 --> 00:19:04,017
         You're better off.         

538
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:06,270
               Right?               

539
00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:09,106
   -Maybe you're better off, too.   
           -I think I am.           

540
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,358
    -Hey, what are you drinking?    
         -Whiskey and Coke.         

541
00:19:11,400 --> 00:19:12,985
         Hey, you know what?        

542
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:14,486
            Jack and Coke           

543
00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:16,572
       for all my Jackalopes.       

544
00:19:16,613 --> 00:19:18,282
          [women cheering]          

545
00:19:19,158 --> 00:19:20,284
        What are Jackalopes?        

546
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:23,162
                [all]               
           Jackie! Jackie!          

547
00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:27,791
       [footsteps approaching]      

548
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,921
         Patricia thanks you        
           for your time.           

549
00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,340
     Please, enjoy this basket.     

550
00:19:40,304 --> 00:19:42,014
       Okay, what is the vibe?      

551
00:19:42,097 --> 00:19:44,266
   Oh, my God, it's all SVN fans.   

552
00:19:44,349 --> 00:19:46,059
        I'm gonna get mobbed.       

553
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:48,145
        Oh, my gosh, perfect.       
             [chuckles]             

554
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:49,271
             Very cute.             

555
00:19:49,354 --> 00:19:51,106
      I just have to tell you,      
       I'm an oncology nurse.       

556
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,441
                -Oh.                
       -And me and my patients      

557
00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,318
     all just love you so much.     

558
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,028
              [exhales]             

559
00:19:56,069 --> 00:19:58,197
             Sometimes,             
    we time their chemo infusions   

560
00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,365
       around your broadcast,       
       so they can watch you.       

561
00:20:00,407 --> 00:20:02,201
        Oh, my gosh. Really?        

562
00:20:02,242 --> 00:20:03,118
         Thanks for the pic.        

563
00:20:03,202 --> 00:20:04,953
      It's so nice to meet you.     

564
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,872
     Thank you for what you do.     

565
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:08,248
             Thank you.             

566
00:20:08,332 --> 00:20:09,708
             -Okay, bye.            
                -Bye.               

567
00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,382
           "I'll Never Ever"        
            by Diana Duval          

568
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:19,551
                                  

569
00:20:24,598 --> 00:20:26,850
           [phone chimes]           

570
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,311
              [exhales]             

571
00:20:29,394 --> 00:20:32,731
  You are the air I breathe...  

572
00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:36,610
              [laughs]              
       That thirsty-ass fool.       

573
00:20:36,652 --> 00:20:38,528
      And in my heart of doubts    

574
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:40,948
       You're the light of day     

575
00:20:41,031 --> 00:20:44,618
           And your voice is        
            like a whisper          

576
00:20:44,660 --> 00:20:46,828
      So soothing to my soul...    

577
00:20:46,870 --> 00:20:48,288
                 Oh.                

578
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,249
      And you're the one true...  

579
00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:53,043
   So what I'm saying is, I'd like 
   to use one of my drink tickets   

580
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:55,379
             for fries,             
    since they're the same price,   

581
00:20:55,462 --> 00:20:57,422
          and then I'd like         
    to use my other drink ticket    

582
00:20:57,506 --> 00:20:59,258
          for my boyfriend          
         who's in the band.         

583
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,426
          Well, technically         
    he's still just, like, a boy    

584
00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:03,553
           who's a friend,          
      but I think he's gonna be     

585
00:21:03,595 --> 00:21:06,723
        my boyfriend soon, so       
   I'm just, like, really excited   

586
00:21:06,765 --> 00:21:08,767
             about that,            
       because we really vibe,      

587
00:21:08,809 --> 00:21:10,185
      if you know what I mean.      

588
00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,104
            -Hey, Joanna.           
              -Oh, hey.             

589
00:21:12,187 --> 00:21:13,480
          Shouldn't you be          
         at home resting...         

590
00:21:13,522 --> 00:21:15,357
                -Oh.                
     -...instead of, like, here,    

591
00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,067
            eating fries?           

592
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:21,530
      I have to go find Jordan.     

593
00:21:21,571 --> 00:21:23,615
 Oh, are you guys, like, a thing? 

594
00:21:23,699 --> 00:21:25,450
       Are you guys a thing?!       

595
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:27,286
           Okay. Do less.           

596
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:29,871
         [Perry] Excuse me,         
      are you part of the band?     

597
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,039
           'Cause it looks          
        like someone brought        

598
00:21:31,123 --> 00:21:32,457
     those maracas out tonight.     

599
00:21:32,499 --> 00:21:33,542
              [laughs]              

600
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:35,711
             -Hi, girl!             
             -Hey, boo.             

601
00:21:35,794 --> 00:21:37,504
            Ooh, pinball!           

602
00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:39,965
             [chuckles]             
           He's so funny.           

603
00:21:40,007 --> 00:21:41,717
        He's so problematic.        

604
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:43,552
    He's just, like, fun and gay.   

605
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:45,429
            Take a page.            

606
00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,097
             Excuse me.             

607
00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,224
   What kind of soups do you have? 

608
00:21:57,649 --> 00:22:00,485
           Hey, rock star.          

609
00:22:00,527 --> 00:22:02,863
        Getting in the zone?        

610
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:04,740
            I mean, um...           

611
00:22:04,823 --> 00:22:07,284
    I'm not sure if you noticed,    
            but I rallied           

612
00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,286
          a bunch of people         
        to come to your show.       

613
00:22:09,328 --> 00:22:10,746
      some friends, some fans.      

614
00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:11,913
        It wasn't a big deal.       

615
00:22:11,997 --> 00:22:14,207
       I didn't ask for this.       

616
00:22:14,291 --> 00:22:15,292
              This, uh,             

617
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,669
   this is just a hobby, you know? 

618
00:22:17,711 --> 00:22:20,339
    Why is my third grade teacher   
                here?               

619
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:22,507
       I-I thought you'd want       

620
00:22:22,549 --> 00:22:24,468
    people to come see you play.    

621
00:22:24,551 --> 00:22:26,970
            I don't. I...           
       Th-This is just a thing      

622
00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:29,639
         that I do to relax         
      and-and-and to chill out.     

623
00:22:29,723 --> 00:22:32,142
         And now I'm having         
       a fucking panic attack.      

624
00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:34,186
    You know, not everyone needs    

625
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,314
        this much attention.        
          [exhales sharply]         

626
00:22:38,273 --> 00:22:39,858
                Uh...               

627
00:22:39,900 --> 00:22:41,526
          uh... I'm sorry.          

628
00:22:41,568 --> 00:22:43,779
         It's okay. I'm just        
       gonna get it over with.      

629
00:22:44,780 --> 00:22:47,199
             [muttering]            
      That's what I'm gonna do.     

630
00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:54,373
          I'm-I'm so sorry.         
      Uh, I think I have to go.     

631
00:22:54,414 --> 00:22:56,708
             What? What?            
     What are you talking about?    

632
00:22:56,750 --> 00:22:59,127
      Um, I kind of fucked up.      

633
00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:01,671
      Um, J-Jordan's mad at me.     

634
00:23:01,713 --> 00:23:03,799
     What? Why is he mad at you?    

635
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,593
      Um, he-he didn't want me      
              to bring              

636
00:23:06,635 --> 00:23:08,095
        all of these people.        

637
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:09,179
             Oh, my God.            

638
00:23:09,262 --> 00:23:10,555
         That is so stupid.         

639
00:23:10,597 --> 00:23:11,807
          Men are so dumb.          

640
00:23:11,848 --> 00:23:13,767
     These people are fantastic.    

641
00:23:13,850 --> 00:23:15,894
          Um, I don't know.         

642
00:23:16,728 --> 00:23:18,355
         This stuff is hard.        

643
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:21,024
      Maybe I just wasn't meant     
         to have a husband.         

644
00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,943
               No! Oh.              

645
00:23:23,026 --> 00:23:25,278
     Let me tell you something.     

646
00:23:25,320 --> 00:23:26,446
      Everything good is hard.      

647
00:23:26,488 --> 00:23:29,282
        And you have to fight       
         for what you want.         

648
00:23:29,324 --> 00:23:30,909
          [crowd cheering]          

649
00:23:30,951 --> 00:23:32,661
               [gasps]              
                Yay!                

650
00:23:32,702 --> 00:23:35,580
       [cheering and whooping]      

651
00:23:40,502 --> 00:23:41,628
        [microphone feedback]       

652
00:23:41,711 --> 00:23:43,463
           Hi. Hello. Hi.           

653
00:23:43,505 --> 00:23:45,549
     Uh, we're Grass is Greener.    

654
00:23:45,632 --> 00:23:47,551
         And, um, we, uh...         

655
00:23:47,592 --> 00:23:49,302
             Thank you,             
      thank you all for coming.     

656
00:23:49,344 --> 00:23:51,638
        It's, uh, very kind.        
       And, uh, we're gonna...      

657
00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:53,682
          Um, okay, sorry,          
      I'm a little bit nervous.     

658
00:23:53,765 --> 00:23:56,476
         Don't worry, honey.        
         Just do your best.         

659
00:23:56,560 --> 00:23:58,603
    Oh, uh, thank you, uh, ma'am.   

660
00:23:58,687 --> 00:23:59,938
               Ready?               

661
00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:02,816
        [playing midtempo intro]     

662
00:24:02,858 --> 00:24:04,985
          [woman whistles]          

663
00:24:12,701 --> 00:24:16,329
          She wore Doc Martens      
        and a baby doll dress       

664
00:24:16,371 --> 00:24:20,125
       Then we drove to the beach   
        and her car was a mess      

665
00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,295
          I said I don't care       
       where I'm sitting, girl      

666
00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:25,505
  As long as it's next to you    

667
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,674
              [vocalizing]           

668
00:24:39,603 --> 00:24:43,440
         She said she liked the     
     feeling of sand on her feet    

669
00:24:43,523 --> 00:24:46,610
          I liked the feeling       
         she was giving to me       

670
00:24:46,651 --> 00:24:49,654
      Kicking sand, holding hands, 
            have no plans           

671
00:24:49,696 --> 00:24:52,991
      That's what we used to do    

672
00:24:53,825 --> 00:24:55,660
        [indistinct chatter]        

673
00:24:55,702 --> 00:24:58,121
    [Beth Ann] Yeah, I think the    
   drummer's, like, looking at me. 

674
00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,247
              [squeals]             
               Thanks!              

675
00:24:59,289 --> 00:25:00,832
    -Was she here the whole time?   
             -Hey, hey.             

676
00:25:00,916 --> 00:25:03,376
     ¿Cómo se dice "ménage à tres"? 

677
00:25:03,460 --> 00:25:04,878
           [both chuckle]           

678
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,755
          Oh, you shut up.          
         I love-- but I do.         

679
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,382
       I love you two so much.      
         Now get home safe.         

680
00:25:09,424 --> 00:25:10,800
                -Oh!                
        -[Darcy] Oh, my God!        

681
00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,802
    Okay, don't get fresh, honey!   

682
00:25:12,844 --> 00:25:14,804
    I told you he's gay as hell.    

683
00:25:14,888 --> 00:25:16,890
     Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck,    
   fuck! I forgot to bring Austin   

684
00:25:16,973 --> 00:25:18,517
     -his dinner and he's like--    
               -What?               

685
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:19,851
      His intermittent fasting      
        window's gonna close        

686
00:25:19,893 --> 00:25:21,394
       in ten, and he's gonna,      
           like, freak out          

687
00:25:21,478 --> 00:25:22,604
      -on the dog or something.     
            -Beth Ann...            

688
00:25:22,646 --> 00:25:23,897
     -Can you get an Uber home?     
              -Come on.             

689
00:25:23,980 --> 00:25:25,190
         I got to make this         
          a direct flight.          

690
00:25:25,273 --> 00:25:27,943
               -Stop.               
   -I love you, lover. I love you. 

691
00:25:28,026 --> 00:25:29,402
           Love you, too.           

692
00:25:29,486 --> 00:25:32,239
          Thank you so much         
        for tonight, Joanna.        

693
00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,866
               [sighs]              
        I needed it so badly.       

694
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,117
            Oh, my gosh.            

695
00:25:36,159 --> 00:25:38,620
           I would do this          
        every week with you.        

696
00:25:38,703 --> 00:25:41,957
       -Oh, there goes Jordan.      
   -[man] Hey, good show tonight.   

697
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:43,500
               Thanks.              

698
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,210
           Go talk to him.          

699
00:25:45,252 --> 00:25:47,379
             -No. Okay.             
        -Yes. Get over there.       

700
00:25:47,462 --> 00:25:49,339
                Okay.               

701
00:25:49,381 --> 00:25:51,883
        -[sighs] Good night.        
        -Good night, Jackie.        

702
00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,176
               [gasps]              
        Ooh, before I forget.       

703
00:25:53,218 --> 00:25:55,679
         I know you are off         
           à la   clock, Darcy.        

704
00:25:55,762 --> 00:25:57,305
                -Yes.               
         -But can you please        

705
00:25:57,389 --> 00:25:58,765
    put me on Patricia's schedule   

706
00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,267
    first thing tomorrow morning?   

707
00:26:00,350 --> 00:26:01,977
   Oh, tomorrow's not gonna work.   

708
00:26:02,060 --> 00:26:03,728
    She's, like, slammed all day.   

709
00:26:03,770 --> 00:26:05,188
         It's not a request.        

710
00:26:05,230 --> 00:26:06,523
              [scoffs]              

711
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,233
         [crickets chirping]        

712
00:26:11,653 --> 00:26:13,613
               [sighs]              

713
00:26:16,825 --> 00:26:19,536
            Hey, is this            
     where the groupies line up?    

714
00:26:19,619 --> 00:26:22,455
             [chuckles]             
       Peace, love, man, or...      

715
00:26:22,497 --> 00:26:24,457
                -Hey.               
                -Hey.               

716
00:26:24,499 --> 00:26:26,876
       Um, I'm sorry for being      

717
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:29,045
     such a huge piece of crap.     

718
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:31,298
               Oh, no,              
     I'm the huge piece of crap.    

719
00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,466
        No. I'm the biggest,        

720
00:26:33,550 --> 00:26:35,260
    dumbest turd in the universe.   

721
00:26:35,302 --> 00:26:37,304
        I stink and I smell.        

722
00:26:37,345 --> 00:26:39,180
      I shouldn't have invited      
          all those people          

723
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,516
    to your show tonight that you   
      didn't want here. I mean,     

724
00:26:41,558 --> 00:26:43,435
    that's what a hot crap does.    

725
00:26:43,518 --> 00:26:45,604
    Look, I'm the one who's been    
     stinking it up, all right?     

726
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:47,606
          You did something         
           so nice for me,          

727
00:26:47,689 --> 00:26:51,026
     and I just, like, I-I took     
    a big, fat crap all over it.    

728
00:26:51,109 --> 00:26:54,613
          I mean... [sighs]         
 you're this breath of fresh air, 

729
00:26:54,654 --> 00:26:56,948
             and I just,            
       I let out a bunch of...      

730
00:26:57,032 --> 00:26:59,409
             butt smell             
      and just, I-I ruined it.      

731
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:01,411
        You shut the fuck up.       

732
00:27:01,453 --> 00:27:03,872
      Okay? Nothing is ruined.      

733
00:27:03,955 --> 00:27:06,708
         Because you played         
        sweet jams all night        

734
00:27:06,750 --> 00:27:09,628
 for this full diaper of a woman. 

735
00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:11,838
             gentle music          

736
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:14,633
                                  

737
00:27:17,427 --> 00:27:18,762
          [phone vibrating]         

738
00:27:18,845 --> 00:27:21,222
              Oh, um...             

739
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:24,100
             -Oh, yeah.             
         -Yeah, it's just...        

740
00:27:24,142 --> 00:27:26,478
         -Oh, yeah. Sure...         
               -Okay.               

741
00:27:27,479 --> 00:27:29,230
           Oh, it's work.           

742
00:27:29,314 --> 00:27:31,066
                Yeah.               

743
00:27:31,107 --> 00:27:33,777
            Who is this?            
       I'm about to be kissed.      

744
00:27:33,860 --> 00:27:35,362
           It's Patricia.           

745
00:27:35,445 --> 00:27:36,780
          Oh, hello, ma'am.         

746
00:27:36,821 --> 00:27:39,741
   Listen. I have a fabulous idea. 

747
00:27:39,783 --> 00:27:44,037
    I can see that our audiences    
   are really connecting with you. 

748
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:45,163
                 Oh.                

749
00:27:45,205 --> 00:27:47,582
      I want to do a high-profile    

750
00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:49,542
         charity broadcast,         

751
00:27:49,584 --> 00:27:52,087
        kind of a, you know,        
           a "Cancerthon,"          

752
00:27:52,170 --> 00:27:54,881
            where you'll be          
           front and center.         

753
00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:57,842
 Profits to charity, all of that. 

754
00:27:57,926 --> 00:27:59,010
                Um...               

755
00:27:59,052 --> 00:28:02,222
             It'll focus            
       on you and your cancer.      

756
00:28:02,305 --> 00:28:03,473
             [stammers]             

757
00:28:03,556 --> 00:28:05,725
     Perfect. See you tomorrow.     

758
00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:07,060
             This bitch.            

759
00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,520
           [line beeping]           

760
00:28:08,561 --> 00:28:10,689
         Is everything okay?        

761
00:28:10,730 --> 00:28:13,024
         Everything's great.        

762
00:28:13,108 --> 00:28:15,110
                Shit.               

763
00:28:15,193 --> 00:28:17,195
           folk rock music         

764
00:28:17,237 --> 00:28:19,531
                                  

765
00:28:27,288 --> 00:28:31,376
          She wore Doc Martens      
        and a baby doll dress       

766
00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:35,046
       Then we drove to the beach   
        and her car was a mess      

767
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:38,091
          I said I don't care       
       where I'm sitting, girl      

768
00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:40,885
      As long as its next to you  

769
00:28:40,927 --> 00:28:43,221
                                  

770
00:28:54,482 --> 00:28:58,153
         She said she liked the     
     feeling of sand on her feet    

771
00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:01,781
          I liked the feeling       
          she was giving me         

772
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:04,868
      Kicking sand, holding hands, 
             had no plans           

773
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:07,704
      That's what we used to do    

774
00:29:07,746 --> 00:29:10,039
                                  

775
00:29:21,176 --> 00:29:23,428
                                  

776
00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:30,435
                [man]               
             No traipsing.