1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,838 Look at this glitz and glamour. 2 00:00:04,879 --> 00:00:07,132 If you see the light              hitting it... 3 00:00:07,173 --> 00:00:08,508 Just look at that. 4 00:00:08,550 --> 00:00:10,260 Can you see that, Keith? 5 00:00:10,301 --> 00:00:12,012 Now, this is one of those         pieces that you put on, 6 00:00:12,053 --> 00:00:15,306 and people will be whispering,              "Who is that? 7 00:00:15,348 --> 00:00:16,975 Is that a countess? 8 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,352 Is she the Duchess of Wales?" 9 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:21,021 At the very least,            they'll be saying, 10 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:23,565 "She must be friends          with Whitney Houston." 11 00:00:23,606 --> 00:00:25,567 "Dreams" by The Cranberries 12 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,166 Joanna, sweetie,        do you need something? 13 00:00:41,207 --> 00:00:43,043 -Is that a cookie cake?                -Yeah. 14 00:00:43,084 --> 00:00:45,879 It's my birthday.      Cookie cake's my favorite. 15 00:00:45,920 --> 00:00:48,548 -Aw, happy birthday, Shannon.             -Thanks, hon. 16 00:00:48,590 --> 00:00:51,384 I can't remember the last time      I got to eat a cookie cake. 17 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,970 There are so few pleasures     I get to enjoy in this world. 18 00:00:54,012 --> 00:00:56,389 You know, leukemia. 19 00:00:56,431 --> 00:00:58,725 Oh, my life... 20 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:00,143 Would you like a piece? 21 00:01:00,185 --> 00:01:02,520 Thank you. 22 00:01:02,562 --> 00:01:05,565 In every possible way... 23 00:01:10,612 --> 00:01:12,405 Do you need something else,                Joanna? 24 00:01:12,447 --> 00:01:14,741 It's just, my mom and dad            are in my room. 25 00:01:14,783 --> 00:01:18,244 Look at how that gold shimmers. 26 00:01:18,286 --> 00:01:20,246 How spectacular is that? 27 00:01:20,288 --> 00:01:22,832 Now, this is one of those pieces             that you put on, 28 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,418 you could be going        to a brunch or an event... 29 00:01:25,460 --> 00:01:27,629 -No.  -...that you honestly just need 30 00:01:27,670 --> 00:01:29,297 in your fine jewelry collection. 31 00:01:29,339 --> 00:01:31,549 It's a basic, and I don't know             about you gals, 32 00:01:31,591 --> 00:01:33,384 but when I'm having a bad day, 33 00:01:33,426 --> 00:01:36,763 jewelry has a way of making me           feel so much better. 34 00:01:39,974 --> 00:01:42,602 It's almost an escape            to old Morocco 35 00:01:42,644 --> 00:01:44,395 or the Turkish coast. 36 00:01:44,437 --> 00:01:45,939 An exotic delicacy that 37 00:01:45,980 --> 00:01:48,650 really transports you          to an ancient land. 38 00:01:48,691 --> 00:01:50,485 And for a pita chip, 39 00:01:50,527 --> 00:01:52,612 it really has that crunch               you want. 40 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:55,281 Visit aisle 13 for big savings 41 00:01:55,323 --> 00:01:56,491 on Cheez Doodles. 42 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:58,284 Thanks for visiting Costco. 43 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:00,078 Joanna? 44 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,123 Oh! Lizzy Gomez           from high school. 45 00:02:03,164 --> 00:02:05,583 -Oh, my... oh, my gosh.               -Oh, wow! 46 00:02:05,625 --> 00:02:07,293 Wait, uh, do you work here? 47 00:02:07,335 --> 00:02:10,296 No, uh, yeah. Uh, at times I do. 48 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:13,049 Oh, okay. Wow.  49 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:15,635 What about you?      What are you up to, queen? 50 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:17,137 Just so busy working. 51 00:02:17,178 --> 00:02:18,930 I'm back and forth to Italy             all the time. 52 00:02:18,972 --> 00:02:21,224 Yeah, me, too. 53 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,434 -For Costco?                -Yeah. 54 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:26,729 Um, we do a lot of importing             from Europe. 55 00:02:26,771 --> 00:02:28,815 So I'm always just         picking up, you know, 56 00:02:28,857 --> 00:02:31,609 gelat', biscott', 57 00:02:31,651 --> 00:02:33,820 fettuccin', spaghetti. 58 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:35,488 So just, like, busy, busy, busy. 59 00:02:35,530 --> 00:02:36,865 -You know.           -Hey, Joey Bean, 60 00:02:36,906 --> 00:02:38,324 for your three o'clock demo,              did we say 61 00:02:38,366 --> 00:02:39,617 Bagel Bites or Turkey Tots? 62 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,327 Turkey Tots. 63 00:02:41,369 --> 00:02:43,621 -I'm sorry?             -Turkey Tots. 64 00:02:43,663 --> 00:02:45,373 I'm s... Once again.       You got to say it louder. 65 00:02:45,415 --> 00:02:47,834 I said "Turkey Tots," Dad! 66 00:02:47,876 --> 00:02:49,878 You got it, honey bear. 67 00:02:53,882 --> 00:02:55,175 I mean, here she is, 68 00:02:55,216 --> 00:02:57,302 living her life in, you know, 69 00:02:57,343 --> 00:02:59,637 all kinds of Italy places, 70 00:02:59,679 --> 00:03:02,265 and I'm at Costco? 71 00:03:02,307 --> 00:03:04,267 I mean, I... 72 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:06,311 I never even wanted       to work there, you know? 73 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:09,647 -Hmm.    -I mean, my dream was always... 74 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:12,358 to be a host on SVN. 75 00:03:12,400 --> 00:03:15,278 -What is that?  -The Special Value Network. Duh. 76 00:03:15,320 --> 00:03:17,822 I don't know.         I was just thinking, 77 00:03:17,864 --> 00:03:19,657 "What if I did it?" 78 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,993 What if I, like, auditioned?                I mean, 79 00:03:22,035 --> 00:03:25,371 of course, I would not do  anything that would take me away 80 00:03:25,413 --> 00:03:28,249 from Cleveland without     discussing it with you first. 81 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:31,044 Sorry. I'm confused. 82 00:03:31,085 --> 00:03:33,546 Uh, we've been on, like,              two dates. 83 00:03:33,588 --> 00:03:35,798 Mm, three.  84 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,634 Are you counting our run-in             at Walgreens? 85 00:03:37,675 --> 00:03:39,719 The point is, I think 86 00:03:39,761 --> 00:03:42,472 we were both feeling like      this was kind of it for us. 87 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,017 We kissed on our first date. 88 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:48,394 What was that about? 89 00:03:48,436 --> 00:03:51,189 I mean... 90 00:03:51,231 --> 00:03:53,274 I'm dating other people. 91 00:03:57,237 --> 00:03:59,405 Did you think        that we were exclusive? 92 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:01,866 -No.                 -So, 93 00:04:01,908 --> 00:04:03,576 I don't think       I should be a part of any 94 00:04:03,618 --> 00:04:05,203 of your major life decisions. 95 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:08,498 -Yeah?             -Have you... 96 00:04:08,539 --> 00:04:11,084 -done much dating before?                -Yeah. 97 00:04:11,125 --> 00:04:13,711 I've done a ton of it. 98 00:04:13,753 --> 00:04:16,923 Um, if I told you more about it,           it would probably 99 00:04:16,965 --> 00:04:20,218 gross you out, basically,  because of the sluttiness of it. 100 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,594 And all of the dates I do. 101 00:04:21,636 --> 00:04:23,179 You know what?         I think I'm gonna go. 102 00:04:23,221 --> 00:04:26,099 You're nice,        but I didn't, you know. 103 00:04:26,140 --> 00:04:29,185 So, I thought this was      gonna kind of...  104 00:04:33,564 --> 00:04:35,066 Best of luck to you. 105 00:04:35,108 --> 00:04:36,609 -And to you, same to you.              -Seriously. 106 00:04:36,651 --> 00:04:37,902 -Seriously.        -I wish you all the... 107 00:04:37,944 --> 00:04:40,113 -luck in the world.                -Okay. 108 00:04:40,154 --> 00:04:42,532 And stay out! 109 00:04:44,575 --> 00:04:47,620 Another dump, made by me. 110 00:04:47,662 --> 00:04:49,622 slow, gentle music 111 00:05:03,636 --> 00:05:06,055 Joanna Gold? 112 00:05:06,097 --> 00:05:08,516 I see you signed in,  but I don't have you registered. 113 00:05:08,558 --> 00:05:11,561 You know what?          That's my... What? 114 00:05:11,602 --> 00:05:13,313 Sorry. I just have to take this, 115 00:05:13,354 --> 00:05:15,356 but can you just...?             Hello, Peter? 116 00:05:15,398 --> 00:05:17,442 Oh, it's my agent. 117 00:05:17,483 --> 00:05:19,319 Um, yeah, Peter,          um, they're saying 118 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,903 that I'm not on the list. 119 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,822 -Is that--     -Whatever. Just come with me. 120 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:29,162 Oh, great. Home office. 121 00:05:31,539 --> 00:05:33,666 Just sell us the pencil. 122 00:05:33,708 --> 00:05:36,836 Okay, um, uh,         just-just the pencil, 123 00:05:36,878 --> 00:05:38,796 not the other stuff? 124 00:05:38,838 --> 00:05:40,798 Okay. 125 00:05:48,222 --> 00:05:51,768 An architect uses a pencil           to build a house. 126 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:55,855 An astronaut uses a pencil    to plan a journey to the moon. 127 00:05:55,897 --> 00:05:58,316 And-and by the way,        when was the last time 128 00:05:58,358 --> 00:06:00,485 you wrote a letter         to someone you love? 129 00:06:00,526 --> 00:06:03,363 What I have for you today is               a portal 130 00:06:03,404 --> 00:06:06,449 to the person     that you are meant to become, 131 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:08,743 the life      that you are meant to live. 132 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:13,164 With this pencil,      your dreams can come true. 133 00:06:13,206 --> 00:06:15,750 And why shouldn't they? 134 00:06:15,792 --> 00:06:17,543 Why not you? 135 00:06:17,585 --> 00:06:20,630 uplifting music 136 00:06:22,048 --> 00:06:23,800 Okay, great. Okay. 137 00:06:23,841 --> 00:06:25,176 Thank... 138 00:06:25,218 --> 00:06:26,844 In my opinion, that setup 139 00:06:26,886 --> 00:06:29,889 we have for you at Costco        is way better than SVN. 140 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,557 You get to use      your sparkling personality 141 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,351 to sell fabulous products, 142 00:06:33,393 --> 00:06:35,019 and you get to stay       right here in Cleveland, 143 00:06:35,061 --> 00:06:36,896 birthplace of rock and roll. 144 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,815 They would have called by now,    so I don't even think I got it. 145 00:06:38,856 --> 00:06:40,900 Who wants to live           in Pennsylvania? 146 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:42,985 -There is so much fracking, 147 00:06:43,027 --> 00:06:44,362 you cannot drink the water. 148 00:06:44,404 --> 00:06:46,155 And the hospitals,           they are nothing 149 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:47,407 like they are here. 150 00:06:47,448 --> 00:06:49,784 I'm not sick anymore. 151 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:55,581 I haven't been sick in 20 years. 152 00:06:57,250 --> 00:06:59,794 My whole life, it's just,          "Honey, be careful. 153 00:06:59,836 --> 00:07:01,337 You had cancer." 154 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:04,257 Or, "Look at her,    the cancer, you know, person." 155 00:07:04,298 --> 00:07:07,468 You guys,       I-I live with my parents. 156 00:07:07,510 --> 00:07:10,054 -I mean, that is--     -You have your own entrance. 157 00:07:10,096 --> 00:07:12,098 I know, and it is great, okay? 158 00:07:12,140 --> 00:07:14,809 And-and I love that little area        outside with the chair. 159 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:16,727 -It's just...              - Kiss me... 160 00:07:16,769 --> 00:07:19,397 Oh. Hello? 161 00:07:20,815 --> 00:07:23,317 Yes, this is Joanna Gold.              That is me. 162 00:07:23,359 --> 00:07:26,112 Uh-huh, that-- Yes. Yes. 163 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:30,783 Yes! Thank you so much! 164 00:07:30,825 --> 00:07:32,618 Oh, my God! I got it! 165 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:34,704 -I got it! Oh, my God.         -Oh. 166 00:07:34,745 --> 00:07:36,289 Oh, no. I just hung up on them. 167 00:07:36,330 --> 00:07:37,457 -No! Oh, no.            -H-Hit star 69. 168 00:07:37,498 --> 00:07:39,459 upbeat music 169 00:07:55,141 --> 00:07:57,101 Um, excuse me. 170 00:07:57,143 --> 00:08:00,062 Hi. Um, I'm not sure      if I'm in the right place. 171 00:08:00,104 --> 00:08:01,481 -I'm Joanna.            -Joanna. Yeah. 172 00:08:01,522 --> 00:08:03,191 I know who you are. I'm Darcy, 173 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:05,276 Patricia's senior associate,          not her assistant. 174 00:08:05,318 --> 00:08:07,195 -Okay.     -Always run everything by me. 175 00:08:07,236 --> 00:08:08,529 But don't talk to me            if I look busy, 176 00:08:08,571 --> 00:08:09,947 such as right now.  177 00:08:09,989 --> 00:08:11,824 We're gonna start you            Monday, 5 a.m., 178 00:08:11,866 --> 00:08:14,118 with the Janeane by Janeane      place mats and tablescapes. 179 00:08:14,160 --> 00:08:15,578 Oh, my gosh.      I love Janeane by Janeane. 180 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,955 -That's great. Go sit down.               -Mm-hmm. 181 00:08:17,997 --> 00:08:19,207 Cool. 182 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:24,545 Oh!          That's Papa's chair. 183 00:08:24,587 --> 00:08:26,923 -Oh. Papa Bear?           -Yeah. 184 00:08:26,964 --> 00:08:29,383 Okay, guys. Huge announcement. 185 00:08:29,425 --> 00:08:33,262 We just closed: exclusive     lash line with Los AngeLash. 186 00:08:33,304 --> 00:08:36,265 Also, we're gonna price-cut the    Playa del Fun margarita makers 187 00:08:36,307 --> 00:08:39,769 and the Tandy-Fit Booty       Blasters. Do me a favor-- 188 00:08:39,810 --> 00:08:41,854 Absolutely not! 189 00:08:41,896 --> 00:08:43,022 No. 190 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:47,985 Tell Marco I'm not gonna pay 90            for a Basquiat. 191 00:08:48,027 --> 00:08:50,321 I don't care if it comes        with his dick in a jar. 192 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:52,990 -Morning. 193 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:55,535 I thought we were pulling           the egg poachers. 194 00:08:55,576 --> 00:08:57,870 Oh, I thought you said we were       thinking of pulling them. 195 00:08:57,912 --> 00:08:59,747 And you're happy with Thursday? 196 00:08:59,789 --> 00:09:00,957 Oh, I think       Thursday's really strong. 197 00:09:00,998 --> 00:09:03,209 Why is Dazzling Diamonessence 198 00:09:03,251 --> 00:09:05,670 leading into         Backyard Grill Kings? 199 00:09:05,711 --> 00:09:07,922 Hmm. Oh, um, well,        you had said you wanted 200 00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,466 to push the Beef Boys inventory. 201 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,843 When you get your asshole waxed, 202 00:09:12,885 --> 00:09:17,098 does the waxer lady try to sell     you a lawn mower right after? 203 00:09:17,139 --> 00:09:20,101 No, because        she knows her audience. 204 00:09:20,142 --> 00:09:21,936 Well, we don't really              talk after. 205 00:09:21,978 --> 00:09:24,438 I thought Jackie was on          Fabulously Ageless. 206 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:27,066 I'm here! So sorry I'm late. 207 00:09:27,108 --> 00:09:29,068 Sorry. I'm sorry. 208 00:09:29,110 --> 00:09:33,364 I was on Fabulously Ageless, 209 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,575 but I told Darcy to take me off. 210 00:09:35,616 --> 00:09:39,161 It's just...     you know, the divorce is final. 211 00:09:39,203 --> 00:09:41,581 Boo-hoo. So, I guess I'm just 212 00:09:41,622 --> 00:09:44,834 not in the mood        to sell wrinkle cream. 213 00:09:44,875 --> 00:09:46,419 Well, we're all so sorry 214 00:09:46,460 --> 00:09:48,421 for everything     you're going through, honey. 215 00:09:48,462 --> 00:09:51,007 And we all have a lot of faith     that you're going to be able 216 00:09:51,048 --> 00:09:53,009 to get in the mood.              So, list-- 217 00:09:53,050 --> 00:09:54,719 Actually, I've been using 218 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:56,345 the Up All Night        LED book light nonstop. 219 00:09:56,387 --> 00:09:57,930 I am obsessed with it. 220 00:09:57,972 --> 00:09:59,599 So, I told Darcy          I want to do that. 221 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:02,393 Have you all read           that crazy memoir 222 00:10:02,435 --> 00:10:05,062 about that astronaut       who wore the space diaper 223 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,231 when she drove cross-country               to stalk 224 00:10:07,273 --> 00:10:08,899 her ex-boyfriend's            new girlfriend? 225 00:10:08,941 --> 00:10:11,611 It is so interesting    hearing her side of the story. 226 00:10:11,652 --> 00:10:14,030 She was very determined. 227 00:10:14,071 --> 00:10:17,283 Should we pause for more book    reports, or should we continue? 228 00:10:17,325 --> 00:10:19,327 Oh, Pat, don't be such a grump. 229 00:10:19,368 --> 00:10:21,829 I'm not being a grump.            I'm just trying 230 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:23,914 to run a Fortune 500 company,              thank you. 231 00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,750 Who is this person? 232 00:10:25,791 --> 00:10:27,001 Oh, this is Joanna Gold. 233 00:10:27,043 --> 00:10:28,294 You hired her last week. 234 00:10:28,336 --> 00:10:30,504 Oh, hi. 235 00:10:30,546 --> 00:10:34,467 Um, I just want to say      I'm so excited to be here, 236 00:10:34,508 --> 00:10:37,303 working with you guys     and on this journey with you. 237 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:41,265 And that it is just freaking rad          to get to see, um, 238 00:10:41,307 --> 00:10:43,851 how   le   sausage is made. 239 00:10:43,893 --> 00:10:45,478 Just, like, "hashtag BTS." 240 00:10:45,519 --> 00:10:48,648 Behind the scenes. 241 00:10:52,026 --> 00:10:53,819 What are you selling me? 242 00:10:53,861 --> 00:10:58,449 Oh, I was, um, told    Janeane by Janeane place mats. 243 00:10:59,367 --> 00:11:01,744 Perry, what are you selling me? 244 00:11:01,786 --> 00:11:04,246 I'm a Georgia boy,            born and bred. 245 00:11:04,288 --> 00:11:05,790 Meat and potatoes kind of guy. 246 00:11:05,831 --> 00:11:07,458 I like the simple things. 247 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:09,627 -See you at church on Sunday. 248 00:11:09,669 --> 00:11:11,837 Beth Ann,       what are you selling me? 249 00:11:11,879 --> 00:11:14,507 I'm a momfluencer balancing     career, family and self-care. 250 00:11:14,548 --> 00:11:16,759 How does she do it? 251 00:11:16,801 --> 00:11:19,178 -Rosé all day. 252 00:11:19,220 --> 00:11:21,597 Now, what are you selling me? 253 00:11:21,639 --> 00:11:23,599 Okay, I got it. All right. 254 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:26,477 Um, well, I hail from Cleveland, 255 00:11:26,519 --> 00:11:28,354 the birthplace of rock and roll. 256 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,733 And if you're looking for, 257 00:11:32,775 --> 00:11:35,194 you know, a really good friend               who, um, 258 00:11:35,236 --> 00:11:37,530 also is very professional, 259 00:11:37,571 --> 00:11:40,241 honestly, and, um,            loves her job, 260 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,867 you know, she-she's a working... 261 00:11:41,909 --> 00:11:43,577 Oh, she's a working girl. 262 00:11:43,619 --> 00:11:45,162 Then, or whatever. 263 00:11:45,204 --> 00:11:47,164 Then you should just            call-call me up 264 00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:49,166 because I love...            I love working, 265 00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,710 and I love... I love to party, 266 00:11:50,751 --> 00:11:52,878 within reason. And so, yeah. 267 00:11:52,920 --> 00:11:55,256 You know who to call for... 268 00:11:55,297 --> 00:11:57,925 ...a-a friend and coworker            of a lifetime. 269 00:11:57,967 --> 00:11:59,677 Yeah.  270 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,762 Wow. 271 00:12:03,431 --> 00:12:07,351 Okay. Honey, you're going to be    selling to millions of people. 272 00:12:07,393 --> 00:12:09,520 And if they're gonna buy     from you, they're gonna need 273 00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,731 to know who you are. 274 00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:15,192 This isn't a fucking             Sunglass Hut! 275 00:12:15,234 --> 00:12:18,070 Darcy, move her down to 3 a.m. 276 00:12:18,112 --> 00:12:19,905 3 a.m., yeah, I agree. 277 00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:22,408 Jackie, let me worry      about what you're selling, 278 00:12:22,450 --> 00:12:24,702 'cause I need you to focus     on training Joanna this week. 279 00:12:24,744 --> 00:12:29,331 What? No. No, Pat. Come on. 280 00:12:29,373 --> 00:12:31,584 I really was looking forward          to being out there 281 00:12:31,625 --> 00:12:35,713 with my at-home viewers,      my at-home family. Please? 282 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,423 I need her to learn            from the best. 283 00:12:37,465 --> 00:12:38,966 Give her some         of that Jackie magic, 284 00:12:39,008 --> 00:12:40,634 'cause she fucking needs it. 285 00:12:40,676 --> 00:12:43,596 Hey, Joanna, honey,       figure out what the fuck 286 00:12:43,637 --> 00:12:45,097 you're selling me, okay? 287 00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:46,265 On it. 288 00:12:46,307 --> 00:12:48,058 Jesus. 289 00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:51,270 Hi. Uh, I'm Jordan. 290 00:12:51,312 --> 00:12:52,813 -Are you okay?       -Oh. From what? 291 00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,565 I just... I'm gonna need you-- 292 00:12:54,607 --> 00:12:56,233 -Okay. Yeah, sorry.          -I need both hands. 293 00:12:56,275 --> 00:12:59,028 Yeah, no worries. All right.             There we go. 294 00:12:59,069 --> 00:13:01,697 This is you. Dressing room H. 295 00:13:01,739 --> 00:13:04,116 Oh, my God. My name.  296 00:13:04,158 --> 00:13:06,786 You're adorable.          Let me just, um... 297 00:13:06,827 --> 00:13:08,704 Oh. 298 00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:11,415 -Sorry.  299 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,376 --Oh. 300 00:13:14,418 --> 00:13:17,463 -Oh, man.          -Um, who's calling? 301 00:13:17,505 --> 00:13:19,215 Oh, sorry. It's my ex. 302 00:13:19,256 --> 00:13:21,634 Was it a messy breakup? 303 00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,886 Did she take you for granted? 304 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,888 -That bitch.                -What? 305 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:27,973 Uh, no, she's-she's cool.          She's not a bitch. 306 00:13:28,015 --> 00:13:31,435 Sorry. Ugh. I'm just being           such a fuckface. 307 00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:34,814 Um, so your shirt, uh,          "Grass is Greener"? 308 00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:36,816 What does that, or... what mean? 309 00:13:36,857 --> 00:13:40,444 Um, it's just my band name,           Grass is Greener. 310 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,862 What kind of music         does your band play? 311 00:13:41,904 --> 00:13:43,948 Well, we have kind of            a unique sound. 312 00:13:43,989 --> 00:13:46,534 We sort of upcycle            '90s classics. 313 00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:48,702 Okay, wait a second.           Love '90s music. 314 00:13:48,744 --> 00:13:50,037 It's the last great decade               of music. 315 00:13:50,079 --> 00:13:51,372 -That's what I think.               -I think 316 00:13:51,413 --> 00:13:52,331 you're really gonna            dig our sound. 317 00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,041 Uh-oh. 318 00:13:54,083 --> 00:13:56,836 Is this one giving you             a hard time? 319 00:13:56,877 --> 00:13:59,547 -No.       -Hi, babe. I'm Beth Ann. 320 00:13:59,588 --> 00:14:02,174 -Hi.         -Welcome to the fam. 321 00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,051 -Thank you.         -So, I guess I'm not 322 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:06,804 -the shiny new penny anymore. 323 00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,264 -Hey, Jor-Jor, angel face?                 -Yes? 324 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,849 Could you track down Fran                for me? 325 00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:11,851 She said she would zhuzh      my hair, and I'm on in 20. 326 00:14:11,892 --> 00:14:14,186 Uh, she actually asked      not to be your hair person. 327 00:14:14,228 --> 00:14:18,440 -Uh, sorry. Go for Jordan.    -Are you faking that?  328 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,693 Okay, he is, like,     almost as hot as my husband. 329 00:14:20,734 --> 00:14:22,528 -Oh.        -Do you have a husband? 330 00:14:22,570 --> 00:14:23,988 -No, um--             -My husband, 331 00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:25,322 my kids, they're, like,            my whole world. 332 00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:26,824 -Mm.      -They're obsessed with me. 333 00:14:26,866 --> 00:14:28,367 I'm obsessed with them. 334 00:14:28,409 --> 00:14:31,120 Anyway,     the product meeting earlier. 335 00:14:31,161 --> 00:14:33,038 Don't worry    about totally shitting the bed. 336 00:14:33,080 --> 00:14:35,291 Like, no one's gonna think           you're a psycho. 337 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:37,334 And they put you in here,           and that's great. 338 00:14:37,376 --> 00:14:39,336 I'm over there, in the big one. 339 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:41,338 So nice to talk to you.           Bye, new friend! 340 00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,382 -Bye.                 -Bye. 341 00:14:48,304 --> 00:14:50,389 upbeat music 342 00:14:59,815 --> 00:15:02,526 Joanne? Hi. 343 00:15:02,568 --> 00:15:05,154 I just came over to say         I'm sorry about that. 344 00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:06,989 I wasn't trying       to avoid you back there. 345 00:15:07,031 --> 00:15:09,992 -I'm just... I'm Jackie.         -I know who you are. 346 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:14,455 It's so fun to...        see your face and body. 347 00:15:14,496 --> 00:15:16,832 And... to meet you            in the person. 348 00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:20,586 Aw. And I wanted to say      I didn't mean to act weird 349 00:15:20,628 --> 00:15:23,255 about training you. I'm just    going through some junk, some-- 350 00:15:23,297 --> 00:15:24,673 -Oh.      -Don't take it personally. 351 00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,425 No, not at all.       It-it's, like, in-insane 352 00:15:26,467 --> 00:15:28,260 that you'd be training me. 353 00:15:28,302 --> 00:15:32,014 I mean, you're-you're, like, the  best host in the history of SVN. 354 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:34,016 What? No, I'm not. Come on. 355 00:15:34,058 --> 00:15:35,559 What makes you say that? 356 00:15:35,601 --> 00:15:37,603 Oh, so many reasons. 357 00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,022 Really? Like, what reasons?            I want to hear. 358 00:15:40,064 --> 00:15:41,941 You're, like...           you're so pretty. 359 00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:43,943 Um, you're so smart. 360 00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,861 Yeah, you're Jackie.    I've been watching you forever. 361 00:15:45,903 --> 00:15:47,905 I mean, I kind of idolize you. 362 00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,740 Sorry.  363 00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,742 I-I can ask     if someone else can train me. 364 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:53,285 It's, like, insane       that you would train me. 365 00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:54,787 You know what?       For you, I'm gonna do it. 366 00:15:54,828 --> 00:15:56,622 -Oh!    -I got a lot of great pointers. 367 00:15:56,664 --> 00:15:57,998 And as you know,       I'm really good at this. 368 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:02,586 Welcome to the jungle, Joanne. 369 00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,254 -It's "Joanna."                 -Oh. 370 00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:06,131 -Joanna! 371 00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:08,592 And don't you dare      take a picture of my butt. 372 00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:11,553 -Mmm, mmm, mmm! 373 00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:18,519 "Mr. Angel" by Tommy Newport 374 00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:21,021 If you'll just look over here          at the Dusty Plum, 375 00:16:21,063 --> 00:16:23,273 and look      at this magnetic fastener. 376 00:16:23,315 --> 00:16:26,485 The other day, I actually caught    my son Tristan playing with it, 377 00:16:26,527 --> 00:16:29,154 and he goes,         "My puwse, my puwse." 378 00:16:29,196 --> 00:16:32,282 And I was like, "No, no, no, no,     no, not for boys."  379 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,993 "You can have a fire truck." 380 00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:35,828 Okay, so see this monitor              right here? 381 00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:37,496 The line goes up,            you're selling. 382 00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:39,665 Line goes down, you're tanking. 383 00:16:39,707 --> 00:16:41,083 She's doing okay,  but she should really be talking 384 00:16:41,125 --> 00:16:42,960 about the leather options. 385 00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,336 Hang on. You know what? Go into      the control room and watch. 386 00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:45,671 -Okay.    -I'm gonna show you something. 387 00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,089 -Okay. Yes.                 -Go. 388 00:16:47,131 --> 00:16:49,591 And, oh, wait. Okay, what? 389 00:16:49,633 --> 00:16:53,012 -Jackie Stilton is...               -Hey, y'all! 390 00:16:53,053 --> 00:16:55,180 ...here, swinging by. 391 00:16:55,222 --> 00:16:57,307 -Hey, girl. How are you? Hi.         -Hi, hon. I'm so sorry, 392 00:16:57,349 --> 00:17:00,185 but I just had to stop by      and say hi to my gals at home. 393 00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:01,979 Okay, we're out         of the Burmese Khaki. 394 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,814 Now we're sold out          of the Burmese Khaki. 395 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:05,816 -Push the Meringue.                 -But... 396 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,986 -we have the Creamy Meringue.     -Creamy Meringue. 397 00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:11,280 You know, the last time        someone did my hair was 398 00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:13,365 for my bat mitzvah. 399 00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:16,285 Joanna Gold rehearsal,              take four. 400 00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,703 Okay, and I just have            some beautiful 401 00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:19,371 color options for you today. 402 00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:20,831 Now, I want to show you         these Sandstone Neutral. 403 00:17:20,873 --> 00:17:22,166 Okay, no more Sandstone.          Tell 'em we're out. 404 00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,792 Okay, and so we are           actually very low 405 00:17:23,834 --> 00:17:25,169 on the Sandstone Neutrals,              so please-- 406 00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:26,420 Oh, no, not "low." They're done. 407 00:17:26,462 --> 00:17:27,963 Okay, got you. Sorry about that. 408 00:17:28,005 --> 00:17:29,006 Uh, don't say "got you."        Don't-don't talk to me. 409 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:30,007 Sorry. Oh, okay. Sorry. 410 00:17:30,049 --> 00:17:32,009 So, um, so we do have a... 411 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:33,969 quite a few left          in our Miami Multi, 412 00:17:34,011 --> 00:17:35,304 -actually, though.    -Stand by for close-up. 413 00:17:35,345 --> 00:17:37,389 And I just want you           to get a close-up 414 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:38,807 -on this gorgeous exclusive.    -No, no, I-I said, "Stand by." 415 00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,559 -Not yet.       -Okay, and you're not gonna 416 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:42,311 see it for a second,           'cause it's gonna 417 00:17:42,352 --> 00:17:44,021 -take a sec to get to that.            -You don't have 418 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:45,189 -to tell them that.       -I'm so sorry. I don't know. 419 00:17:45,230 --> 00:17:46,523 Don't apologize.           Stop apologizing. 420 00:17:46,565 --> 00:17:47,566 Okay. Okay, sorry.            Okay, I won't. 421 00:17:47,608 --> 00:17:48,734 I'm sorry for saying "sorry." 422 00:17:48,776 --> 00:17:51,403 Honestly, how lucky are we 423 00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,906 to get paid to do what we love? 424 00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,368 All right, now,     the Diet Fiesta Coconut Cake 425 00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,496 is one of our best sellers,       so let's see how you do. 426 00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,914 Okay.  427 00:18:01,955 --> 00:18:05,042 Mmm. I wish y'all could           smell this cake. 428 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:06,668 I just love this cake. 429 00:18:06,710 --> 00:18:08,087 Okay, time-out already. 430 00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,588 -Oh. 431 00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:11,215 Honey, you got     to spice it up a little bit. 432 00:18:11,256 --> 00:18:13,217 Now, yeah, you could say,          "I love this cake." 433 00:18:13,258 --> 00:18:14,885 - Wah, wah. 434 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:18,013 What you want to say is,     "My grandma loves this cake." 435 00:18:18,055 --> 00:18:20,140 "My niece is a coconut freak." 436 00:18:20,182 --> 00:18:21,850 "My mama,      every year on her birthday, 437 00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:23,602 she gets this cake." I mean, 438 00:18:23,644 --> 00:18:25,479 don't use the mama stuff,       'cause that's mine, but-- 439 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,815 -Got it. No mamas, okay.    -Wh-What about your daughters? 440 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:29,149 You got two little            baby daughters? 441 00:18:29,191 --> 00:18:31,193 -No.               -No kids? 442 00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:32,694 Mm-mm. 443 00:18:32,736 --> 00:18:34,321 Well, what about          your-your book club 444 00:18:34,363 --> 00:18:36,323 with your little wino friends? 445 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,826 Oh, I mostly just listen       to audiobooks in my car. 446 00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:41,203 We're coming       into people's living rooms. 447 00:18:41,245 --> 00:18:44,623 We're their friends, you know?         It's a relationship. 448 00:18:44,665 --> 00:18:47,084 I like hearing        about the color story, 449 00:18:47,126 --> 00:18:51,130 but what I really want to know  about is, what's Joanna's story? 450 00:18:51,171 --> 00:18:53,382 -You know?            -Right. Mm-hmm. 451 00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,259 -Okay--               -Action! 452 00:18:55,300 --> 00:18:58,554 So... my story is, 453 00:18:58,595 --> 00:19:00,347 um, 454 00:19:00,389 --> 00:19:02,558 when I was a kid, 455 00:19:02,599 --> 00:19:05,310 I had... 456 00:19:06,937 --> 00:19:11,650 ...such a classic        Midwestern upbringing. 457 00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,735 Hmm. 458 00:19:13,777 --> 00:19:15,946 Okay. 459 00:19:17,739 --> 00:19:20,117 I always prefer a lobster 460 00:19:20,159 --> 00:19:24,037 claw clasp, not only because         of that oh-so-important 461 00:19:24,079 --> 00:19:25,789 -security it offers...                 -Mom? 462 00:19:25,831 --> 00:19:27,666 Can I get that bracelet? 463 00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,668 It has a lobster claw clasp, 464 00:19:29,710 --> 00:19:31,628 which is unheard of         at this price point. 465 00:19:31,670 --> 00:19:33,338 ...fabulous         earrings, and I thought, 466 00:19:33,380 --> 00:19:35,215 "I'm gonna make this              a great day." 467 00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:37,426 upbeat music 468 00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:42,014 Oh, my God. 469 00:19:42,055 --> 00:19:44,558 I love it! 470 00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:48,020 So, this fridge gets emptied out         every night at 2 a.m. 471 00:19:48,061 --> 00:19:51,148 So, as long as you get here      before then, you're golden. 472 00:19:51,190 --> 00:19:52,774 Are you gonna finish           that chicken leg? 473 00:19:52,816 --> 00:19:56,361 Mmm. I think it...    I think it's mostly cartilage. 474 00:19:56,403 --> 00:19:58,530 No, there's meat on there. 475 00:19:58,572 --> 00:20:00,991 -Take it.         -I can see it. Yeah. 476 00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,035 Mmm. I love your bracelet,              by the way. 477 00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,995 -Oh.               -So cute. 478 00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,706 Where'd you get it? 479 00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,708 Um... 480 00:20:11,752 --> 00:20:13,378 Sorry. 481 00:20:14,421 --> 00:20:15,881 What's the matter? Are you okay? 482 00:20:15,923 --> 00:20:17,341 -Yeah. No, yeah.                 -Aw. 483 00:20:17,382 --> 00:20:19,343 -Here, you can have the chicken.               -No, it-- 484 00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,886 There's eight more in the back. 485 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:23,847 No, no, no.      It's not that. It's, um... 486 00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:26,266 you sold me this bracelet 487 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:29,561 when I was 13, and... 488 00:20:29,603 --> 00:20:33,565 I was going through sort of      a hard time because, um... 489 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,360 Well, it doesn't matter why. 490 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,905 But I wear it every single day. 491 00:20:39,947 --> 00:20:42,366 And, um,       every time I look at it, 492 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:45,369 it just makes me feel better. 493 00:20:45,410 --> 00:20:47,788 And it makes me feel... 494 00:20:47,829 --> 00:20:49,581 like I have a friend. 495 00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:51,792 And so, it's just... 496 00:20:51,833 --> 00:20:53,835 pretty crazy for me          to be sitting here 497 00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:57,798 with you right now, like,      you know, having a chicken. 498 00:20:58,799 --> 00:21:00,259 -Aw. 499 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,594 Herringbone is so classic. 500 00:21:02,636 --> 00:21:06,098 It really has an air          of sophistication. 501 00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,935 Oh, are you okay? 502 00:21:09,977 --> 00:21:11,770 I just can't believe        you have that bracelet 503 00:21:11,812 --> 00:21:13,772 after all these years, you know? 504 00:21:13,814 --> 00:21:16,275 That's so sweet. 505 00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:19,361 Marty would always tease me           about this place. 506 00:21:19,403 --> 00:21:21,697 I could always tell that  he thought my job was so stupid. 507 00:21:23,740 --> 00:21:27,119 Will you pass me that chocolate      bunny holding a cell phone? 508 00:21:27,160 --> 00:21:29,288 -I could just...             -Oh, thanks. 509 00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:32,791 You know, 510 00:21:32,833 --> 00:21:34,751 my astrologer told me 511 00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:37,671 that my divorce will make space         for new connections. 512 00:21:37,713 --> 00:21:41,133 So, maybe this is what  she was talking about, you know? 513 00:21:41,174 --> 00:21:42,759 I'm so glad you're here. 514 00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:45,804 Oh. Me, too. 515 00:21:45,846 --> 00:21:48,348 This bunny actually tastes                so bad. 516 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,350 I feel like        it almost tastes dusty. 517 00:21:50,392 --> 00:21:53,353 You are gonna be          so great tomorrow. 518 00:21:53,395 --> 00:21:56,648 What? They're giving out            Academy Awards 519 00:21:56,690 --> 00:21:58,317 for selling place mats now? 520 00:21:58,358 --> 00:21:59,985 And I won? 521 00:22:00,027 --> 00:22:02,446 - I've never felt so 522 00:22:02,487 --> 00:22:04,614 Satisfied 523 00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:08,577 I'm in love, I'm alive 524 00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:10,829 Intoxicated 525 00:22:10,871 --> 00:22:13,749 - I don't know if it's real               - Ah, ah 526 00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:19,254 But I like the way             I feel inside 527 00:22:19,296 --> 00:22:21,340 - You've           - Got me feeling 528 00:22:21,381 --> 00:22:24,176 - Emotions              - Emotions 529 00:22:24,217 --> 00:22:25,677 Why did my product change? 530 00:22:25,719 --> 00:22:27,929 Uh, it happens.         Two minutes to live! 531 00:22:27,971 --> 00:22:29,514 -Hey, you're gonna be great. 532 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:31,600 -Really?            -I'm not sure. 533 00:22:31,641 --> 00:22:33,143 What? Are you being serious? 534 00:22:33,185 --> 00:22:34,519 No! I'm-I'm kidding. Come on. 535 00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,356 Okay. Okay. 536 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:38,815 I'll feed you everything. 537 00:22:38,857 --> 00:22:40,233 Okay. Thank you. Excuse me. 538 00:22:40,275 --> 00:22:42,527 Okay. 539 00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:44,529 -Suzanne.              -Uh, what? 540 00:22:44,571 --> 00:22:46,990 -Oh, hi. I'm Joanna.          -Ugh! Are you new? 541 00:22:47,032 --> 00:22:49,534 -Yeah.                 -Ugh. 542 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,499 -Next on SVN, 543 00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:59,211 an hour of fabulous products          to enhance your home. 544 00:22:59,252 --> 00:23:00,837 Stay tuned for   A La Maison. 545 00:23:00,879 --> 00:23:04,216 In five, four, three. 546 00:23:06,259 --> 00:23:08,387 -I know. 547 00:23:08,428 --> 00:23:10,389 -Okay, okay. 548 00:23:10,430 --> 00:23:13,225 Thank you so much        for joining us tonight. 549 00:23:13,266 --> 00:23:15,685 My name is Joanna Gold, and I am 550 00:23:15,727 --> 00:23:17,896 truly thrilled            to be here tonight 551 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,565 with the founder of the       GottaHaveIt Deep Sleep line. 552 00:23:20,607 --> 00:23:22,818 Hello there, Suzanne DuNaysh.          How are you, my love? 553 00:23:22,859 --> 00:23:24,986 -Eric Adams is on the phone.                 -Great. 554 00:23:25,028 --> 00:23:26,530 So happy to be bringing                this here. 555 00:23:26,571 --> 00:23:28,657 Does he want ass or money? 556 00:23:28,698 --> 00:23:30,242 I think money. 557 00:23:30,283 --> 00:23:31,743 ...your very first             ever broadcast? 558 00:23:31,785 --> 00:23:33,245 -No.         -It sure is. 559 00:23:33,286 --> 00:23:35,080 -Copy.          -I'm a little freshman 560 00:23:35,122 --> 00:23:37,165 -at SVN High School, okay? 561 00:23:37,207 --> 00:23:40,127 -And I'm-I'm happy to be here. 562 00:23:41,670 --> 00:23:44,089 So, we are starting it out          with item H-42383. 563 00:23:44,131 --> 00:23:46,925 This is the GottaHaveIt        Deep Sleep Pillow Mist. 564 00:23:46,967 --> 00:23:49,386 And, Suzanne, can you please      tell us about this product? 565 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:52,097 -Because I love it so very much. 566 00:23:52,139 --> 00:23:54,808 This is a fragrant            pillow mist... 567 00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,893 -Okay.       -...specifically designed 568 00:23:56,935 --> 00:24:00,147 by researchers    to prepare the body for sleep. 569 00:24:00,188 --> 00:24:02,149 Okay, now, I love that so much. 570 00:24:02,190 --> 00:24:04,568 That it's been developed in  a science way. How cool is that? 571 00:24:04,609 --> 00:24:06,486 -Oh, it's perfect.        -It's so good, Joanna. 572 00:24:06,528 --> 00:24:09,531 This is actually       a limited-edition spritz. 573 00:24:09,573 --> 00:24:11,658 And it's got so many        wonderful things in it. 574 00:24:11,700 --> 00:24:14,286 It has got lavender,        it has got white musk, 575 00:24:14,327 --> 00:24:16,079 -and it has got vetiver.                 -Mmm. 576 00:24:16,121 --> 00:24:18,415 So, how dreamy        does that combo sound? 577 00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:20,250 -Are you dying to smell it?              -I sure am. 578 00:24:20,292 --> 00:24:23,295 -Mm.             -Mm. 579 00:24:23,336 --> 00:24:25,255 Mmm. 580 00:24:25,297 --> 00:24:28,425 You got to be          fucking kidding me. 581 00:24:28,467 --> 00:24:30,385 Okay, Joanna, you kind of  made a face like it smelled bad. 582 00:24:30,427 --> 00:24:31,928 So, just don't do that again. 583 00:24:31,970 --> 00:24:33,430 -So good.               -So good. 584 00:24:33,472 --> 00:24:35,223 Smells awesome, you guys! 585 00:24:35,265 --> 00:24:37,601 -Awesome!  -Uh, cut to the product. 586 00:24:37,642 --> 00:24:40,103 Okay, uh, Joanna, this      is going really fucking south. 587 00:24:40,145 --> 00:24:41,730 So, you need to talk now. 588 00:24:41,771 --> 00:24:43,982 And I just, I-I really want           to tell you that 589 00:24:44,024 --> 00:24:47,194 we're gonna have such a, uh,        great hour ahead of us. 590 00:24:47,235 --> 00:24:50,322 We're gonna have fun, okay?       We're gonna have a blast. 591 00:24:50,363 --> 00:24:52,657 Well, thank you so much. 592 00:24:52,699 --> 00:24:54,659 What a fun night.         Now, keep it right here 593 00:24:54,701 --> 00:24:57,120 for Foot Fancy      with Kikland Hubbard. Buh-bye. 594 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:59,498 -Thank you. See you next time. 595 00:24:59,539 --> 00:25:00,999 Clear! 596 00:25:01,041 --> 00:25:02,751 Um, thanks so much        for doing that with me. 597 00:25:02,792 --> 00:25:04,085 That was a lot of fun. 598 00:25:04,127 --> 00:25:06,171 You fucked me. 599 00:25:08,882 --> 00:25:11,551 -Hi.           -Hey. Great job. 600 00:25:11,593 --> 00:25:13,011 -Except for that face you made. 601 00:25:13,053 --> 00:25:14,513 Patricia wants to see you            in the morning. 602 00:25:14,554 --> 00:25:16,640 -Okay.          -That's really bad. 603 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:19,100 -Good luck!              -Thank you. 604 00:25:19,142 --> 00:25:21,144 soft, gentle music 605 00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,489 Washing her hair. Come on.          Where are you from? 606 00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:33,865 -Oh, Patricia?        -How old are you? Yes. 607 00:25:33,907 --> 00:25:35,283 Patricia, she's here. 608 00:25:35,325 --> 00:25:37,160 -Hey.       -Okay, Darcy. 609 00:25:37,202 --> 00:25:38,537 Show her the sales. 610 00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:39,704 Go ahead, show her. 611 00:25:39,746 --> 00:25:42,040 You know, it's difficult 612 00:25:42,082 --> 00:25:43,833 to want to buy a pillow mist 613 00:25:43,875 --> 00:25:45,961 when the person      selling it to you smells it 614 00:25:46,002 --> 00:25:48,672 and then makes that face. 615 00:25:48,713 --> 00:25:51,550 It's not that bad. Don't worry. 616 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:54,219 Look, um, I'm really sorry. 617 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,931 It's just, I was practicing     with the place mats all week. 618 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:01,017 So, you know,      I-I'm just so sorry for... 619 00:26:01,059 --> 00:26:04,312 Okay. I accept your apology. 620 00:26:04,354 --> 00:26:07,274 -Okay.           -But I'm curious. 621 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:09,651 How much is your apology worth? 622 00:26:09,693 --> 00:26:12,320 Is it worth $78,000? 623 00:26:12,362 --> 00:26:14,864 Because that's how much     pillow mist I've got sitting 624 00:26:14,906 --> 00:26:19,286 in my warehouse taking up space,           kind of like you. 625 00:26:19,327 --> 00:26:23,290 Can I just ask why I got     taken off Janeane by Janeane? 626 00:26:23,331 --> 00:26:24,624 Beth Ann wanted it. 627 00:26:26,793 --> 00:26:28,837 Okay, I think we're done. 628 00:26:28,878 --> 00:26:30,922 Okay, so should I just            go back to my-- 629 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,090 You're fired. 630 00:26:32,132 --> 00:26:35,051 What?! Patty?! No, no. 631 00:26:35,093 --> 00:26:38,597 Pat, come on. Can't we just       give her another chance? 632 00:26:38,638 --> 00:26:41,433 I just gave her       a big fat fucking chance, 633 00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:42,892 and she shit the bed. 634 00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,769 Come on. She's got something. 635 00:26:44,811 --> 00:26:46,021 You know it. 636 00:26:46,062 --> 00:26:48,106 Now, Jackie...  637 00:26:48,148 --> 00:26:50,859 ...you're back on Ageless             as of today. 638 00:26:50,900 --> 00:26:53,403 Beth Ann stays on place mats. 639 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:56,031 You're gonna fire me          after one mistake? 640 00:26:56,072 --> 00:26:57,532 I can do this! 641 00:26:57,574 --> 00:26:59,951 I-I'm really good at this.              Okay, look. 642 00:26:59,993 --> 00:27:01,620 Just look. Okay, so, um, 643 00:27:01,661 --> 00:27:03,413 here-here we have      a Deep Pillow Mist, and... 644 00:27:03,455 --> 00:27:04,956 Mmm. Oh, mmm! 645 00:27:04,998 --> 00:27:06,625 I just feel like    I'm in a babbling brook, and... 646 00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,585 Isn't that so nice, Beth Ann?          Don't you just love 647 00:27:08,627 --> 00:27:10,253 -how it smells?           -Go! 648 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,796 Oh, my God. I just feel 649 00:27:11,838 --> 00:27:13,214 like a dewy...     like a dewy woman now, and... 650 00:27:13,256 --> 00:27:15,008 It's nontoxic, so we get the... 651 00:27:15,050 --> 00:27:16,426 We can just get a little sip. 652 00:27:16,468 --> 00:27:17,677 -Okay.               -Joanna? 653 00:27:17,719 --> 00:27:19,220 -Joanna?      -That is so good. 654 00:27:19,262 --> 00:27:21,139 It just does...      That tastes like not crap. 655 00:27:21,181 --> 00:27:22,724 -Joanna.       -I love it so much, I'm-- 656 00:27:22,766 --> 00:27:24,309 -Joanna.           -Damn! 657 00:27:24,351 --> 00:27:27,520 Honey, no. 658 00:27:33,985 --> 00:27:35,820 Patricia. 659 00:27:36,863 --> 00:27:38,406 Please. 660 00:27:38,448 --> 00:27:40,492 I could be a great host. 661 00:27:40,533 --> 00:27:42,994 I could be a star. 662 00:27:43,036 --> 00:27:46,623 So, what did       the Basquiat people say? 663 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:48,249 Well, Elon is     bidding higher, but you know 664 00:27:48,291 --> 00:27:49,793 -he wouldn't even hang it up.              -I'm sorry. 665 00:27:49,834 --> 00:27:51,961 -Elon.    -That's just what's happening. 666 00:27:52,003 --> 00:27:53,421 -I'm doing my best.    -Jesus, what is wrong with you? 667 00:27:53,463 --> 00:27:54,798 -It won't handle itself.          -I'm on it. 668 00:27:54,839 --> 00:27:55,840 You know I'm calling them           every other hour. 669 00:27:55,882 --> 00:27:58,551 I have cancer! 670 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:01,513 Oh, my God. What? 671 00:28:02,514 --> 00:28:04,766 That's right. Um, 672 00:28:04,808 --> 00:28:08,937 I had it when I was a kid,             and she back. 673 00:28:08,978 --> 00:28:11,272 Oh, I just found out recently, 674 00:28:11,314 --> 00:28:13,400 and I didn't want            to tell you all 675 00:28:13,441 --> 00:28:14,734 because I didn't want            to burden you. 676 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:19,030 So, sorry I messed up              last night. 677 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:21,032 But I guess         I've got a couple of, 678 00:28:21,074 --> 00:28:24,494 two, three things on my mind.              All right? 679 00:28:24,536 --> 00:28:27,872 Patricia, 680 00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:31,334 you wanted to know my story. 681 00:28:31,376 --> 00:28:34,963 You wanted to know         what I'm selling you. 682 00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:37,716 What's my deal?  683 00:28:40,093 --> 00:28:43,054 Well, I have an answer for you: 684 00:28:43,096 --> 00:28:45,724 I'm a survivor. 685 00:28:45,765 --> 00:28:50,270 And I know that obstacles        just make us stronger. 686 00:28:51,354 --> 00:28:53,857 They make us better. 687 00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:58,194 They make us appreciate          the little things, 688 00:28:58,236 --> 00:29:00,405 the details. 689 00:29:00,447 --> 00:29:03,908 -Keep talking.     -Like this beautiful 690 00:29:03,950 --> 00:29:07,620 cross-stitch hem,         and this bow, which, 691 00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:10,290 I feel like it almost has,      like, a '50s quality to it. 692 00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:14,085 And, you know, as someone        who's battling cancer, 693 00:29:14,127 --> 00:29:15,795 I'm telling you, 694 00:29:15,837 --> 00:29:18,214 we're all going through                something. 695 00:29:18,256 --> 00:29:21,176 And we all deserve a garment                that says, 696 00:29:21,217 --> 00:29:23,178 "Here I am, 697 00:29:23,219 --> 00:29:26,598 and not only am I going              to be okay; 698 00:29:26,639 --> 00:29:29,601 I'm gonna be fabulous." 699 00:29:29,642 --> 00:29:32,520 "It Ain't Over 'til It's Over"            by Lenny Kravitz 700 00:29:55,668 --> 00:29:58,755 Here we are 701 00:29:58,797 --> 00:30:01,800 Still together 702 00:30:01,841 --> 00:30:04,302 We are one 703 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:12,018 So much time wasted 704 00:30:13,186 --> 00:30:15,980 Playing games with love 705 00:30:18,191 --> 00:30:21,319 So many tears I've cried 706 00:30:21,361 --> 00:30:24,364 So much pain inside 707 00:30:24,405 --> 00:30:29,285 But, baby, it ain't over             till it's over 708 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,498 So many years we've tried 709 00:30:33,540 --> 00:30:36,292 To keep our love alive 710 00:30:36,334 --> 00:30:39,879 But, baby, it ain't over             till it's over