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          -[clock ticking]          
          -[birds chirping]         

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         [alarm clock rings]        

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            Free your mind         

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              [grunts]              

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       I wear tight clothing...    

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        Take that! Take that!       

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          It doesn't mean...       

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                HSN!                

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         Suck... my... dick!        

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           You don't win.           

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               I win.               

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            Free your mind         

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   What did Bill and Melinda Gates 
              do wrong              

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         besides no prenup?         

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       They used their profits      

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        to create a charity.        

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      We're gonna use a charity     
         to create profits.         

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      Joanna's inspiring battle     
             with cancer            

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        has really connected        
         with our audiences.        

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               Has it?              

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             [Patricia]             
     The "JoannaStrong" hashtag     

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     has brought user engagement    

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     to the SVN website up 28%.     

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          "Joanna Strong."          

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          -Sounds so good.          
         -[Joanna chuckles]         

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           #JoannaStrong.           

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           You are strong,          

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         -so it makes sense.        
               -Yeah.               

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           #JoannaStrong.           

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     So beautiful. It's so good.    

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          -"Joanna Strong."         
               -Yeah.               

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       [Patricia] Next month,       
      a special charity weekend     

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               with...              

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                Yes?                

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        Uh, I love this idea.       

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         I think it's grand.        

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      Um, I was just wondering,     
       though, if it might be,      

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        uh, better to make it       
        for another charity,        

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       such as, um, you know,       
         hurricane awareness        

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          or the AIDS Quilt         

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         or people who have,        

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              you know,             
    needs that are not being met.   

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     Do I have "suggestion box"     
           on my forehead?          

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    Mm. Great. Everybody excited?   

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     -Good. Me, too. Thank you.     
                -Yes.               

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   Beena, yes, honey. What is it?   

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        Uh, did somebody eat        
        my dog's medication?        

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         It was in a little         
   yogurt container in the fridge, 

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       and it looks and smells      
        exactly like yogurt.        

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        gentle, ambient music      

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        [Darcy]   Did you watch       
       Yellowstone   last night?      

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             -It sucked.            
        -I don't give a fuck        

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        about Kevin Costner.        
      I almost fucked him once.     

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              -Did you?             
            -Yeah, I did.           

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               Joanna?              
     Party at somebody's house,     

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      and then some white girl      
            grabbed him.            

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             I was like,            
      "Well, have him, bitch."      

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           -[Darcy] Uh...           
        -Yes, Mom. Uh, ma'am.       

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       -Madam. Um, sorry. Mom.      
         -[Patricia] Joanna,        

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   we'll be meeting with different 
     cancer charities this week     

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   to select one to partner with.   

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         I'm gonna need you         

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         at every single one        
         of those meetings,         

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               -okay?               
    -These are the top contenders   

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      we're gonna choose from.      

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         Oh. Um... You know,        

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        I don't really think        
    I need to be at the meetings.   

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     They sound very, um, uh...     

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       important and business.      

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     Joanna, now is not the time    

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    to fade into the background.    

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    I need you front and center.    

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   This is your story, baby. Yes?   

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                Yeah.               

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      And what the fuck is that     
           on your shirt?           

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         Oh, it's-it's pugs.        

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              Get rid.              

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              Love you.             

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              Uh, what?             

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   I think this has gone too far.   

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      [Marcy]   So you're getting     
        a few perks. Big whoop.      

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      Mom. I don't want perks.      

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                 Well,               
     aren't you enjoying your job?   

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     And, honey, what they're doing 
            with your hair,          

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       -it's never looked better.    
             -Oh, yummy.            

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           It is so straight.        

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     And you're having fun, right?   

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                Yes.                

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              You're doing           
 what you've always wanted to do. 

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          I know. But, Mom,         

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           real charities           
        are gonna be involved       

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    and, like, real sick people.    

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         I mean, isn't that,        
          like, bad karma?          

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               I'm sorry.            
       You're raising real money     

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        for people with cancer.      
          I don't understand.        

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         How is that bad karma?      

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       That's good karma, right?     

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               -[thud]              
           -[bird squawks]          

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           Oh, my God. A crow        

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              just crashed           
         into the patio doors.       

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        That is the second time      
               this week.            

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      I better let you go, honey.    
              [kisses]              

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           -[phone beeps]           
              -[scoffs]             

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               [sighs]              

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        soft, percussive music     

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                Mmm.                

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              [groans]              

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        [indistinct chatter]        

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             Oh, my God.            

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          Is Joanna, like,          

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     Jesus Christ of Latters Day    
        Saints or something?        

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             Like, what?            

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              She gets              
     her own little special now?    

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                What?               

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     I'm kind of busy right now.    

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         -Are you mad at me?        
      -I don't know, Beth Ann.      

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               I guess              
     I'm not completely thrilled    

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            with the fact           
   that you fucking ditched my ass 

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      in Donde Esta last night.     

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    I'm really, really so sorry.    

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         -I wasn't thinking.        
              -[sighs]              

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 It's just, like, tense right now 

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     because Austin and I, like,    

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     aren't having sex right now    
            and haven't.            

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        At all? For how long?       

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          Like, ten months.         

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            Since Disney.           

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         And we just had to         
         'cause it's Disney.        

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      It's Disney. You have to.     
       You stayed at the Swan.      

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   I'm not mad at you. It's fine.   

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          -Do you hate me?          
                -No.                

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      -Do you hate me, stupid?      
   -[chuckles] Don't pull on that. 

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     -That's not a real pocket.     
              -You know             

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   -I don't really do functional.   
              -[groans]             

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          How fucking dumb          
        is this cancer thing?       

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         -She's so thirsty.         
             -[exhales]             

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          Yeah, it's a lot.         

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       Oh, my God. And, like,       
     does she even have cancer?     

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              Okay. No.             
      You're doing that thing.      

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            -What thing?            
          -Where you spiral         

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   and start to believe conspiracy 
      theories. Don't go there.     

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   -Seriously? That was one link.   
              -Mm-hmm.              

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     To... The link to the thing    

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              -about Q?             
    -It's all a little convenient   

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         that she just says         
           she has cancer,          

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     and then, all of a sudden,     
      everything's just, like,      

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       going amazingly for her      
        everywhere she goes.        

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         Except for the fact        
        that she has cancer.        

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      Yeah, but do she, though?     

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       She's not smart enough       

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     to fake anything like that.    

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               What?!               

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      -Why is my head so small?     
              -[sighs]              

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   The person with the most cancer 
    gets the biggest head, babe.    

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          But once you see          
     what we've got coming up...    

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          -[knock on door]          
              -Come in!             

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      ...you're gonna be sorry.     

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        -I got to jet, baby.        
          -[hangs up phone]         

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            -Come on in.            
               -Okay.               

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         How are you doing?         

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       -I'm fine. How are you?      
             -I'm okay.             

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          [breathes deeply]         

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        I'm just gonna state        
            the obvious.            

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 There is a little bit of tension 
             between us.            

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         -[Patricia] Mm-hmm.        
          -[Jackie] Mm-hmm.         

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       But, I mean, you know,       

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   how can two people who've known 
    each other for three decades    

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   not have their moments, right?   

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 But anyway, in terms of my show, 

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     I just wanted to make sure     
         that we're both...         

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     you know, that we both have    
           the same goals.          

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        What's our goal now?        

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               [sighs]              

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           I want control           
      over   Beautiful You,   Pat.      

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        Okay, Janet Jackson.        

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          Define "control."         

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   I want to pick my own products. 

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      I want to decide my look      
       and what I say on air.       

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      And I want it to be fully     
        and completely mine.        

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           -All mine, Pat.          
          -Okay, right now,         

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   I am underwater with meetings,   

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 so we can have this conversation 
    when the time is right, okay?   

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               -Good.               
               -Okay.               

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     Fine. [exhales] All right.     

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    And I want it in my contract.   

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                 No.                

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    -No? What do you mean, "no"?    
                -No.                

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   Oh, so there's no conversation? 
      It's just a flat-out no?      

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           It's just "no."          

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    Jackie. Come. Come sit down.    

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              Sit down.             

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       All right, fine. What?       

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                What?               

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   You think I pick your products   
      out of thin air, Jackie?      

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       You've never understood      
         the amount of stone        

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   I'm grinding behind the scenes   

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     to keep all your loyal fans    
            coming back.            

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        They're buying things       
            from me, Pat.           

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      They're not buying things     
              from you.             

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     There's no you without me.     

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        I built you, Jackie.        

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     And you may not realize it,    
             and I know             

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    you'll never thank me for it,   

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       but I'm protecting you.      

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              From who?             

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         quiet, gentle music       

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              From you.             

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 Well, thank you for the meeting. 

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   My door's always open, Jackie.   

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           Yeah, whatever.          

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       upbeat, percussive music    

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               [Terry]              
       These proceed percentages     

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            are far below           
         what we're used to.        

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      You won't find this level     
     of visibility at Nordstrom.    

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     Now, we already have a face    

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   and a story that our audiences   
      are really connecting to.     

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           Right, Joanna?           

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       Yes. That is very true.      

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     Um, the connection is deep,    

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    and it's trust. Very much so.   

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   [Annie]   Your childhood leukemia 
               came back             

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         after two decades?         

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        Huh, that's so rare.        

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   I mean, the longest I've ever-- 

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          And off of that,          
         I just had to ask,         

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        um, where did you get       

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      this gorgeous big shell,      
              Patricia?             

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      Put it down. Put it down.     

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        The kids we work with       
           just love you.           

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 They think you look like the mom 
        from   The Incredibles.       

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             Thank you.             

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           That's so nice.          

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       We'll keep you in mind.      

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  gentle, contemplative music    

237
00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:09,799
                                  

238
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               [Darcy]              
       You want me to toss that?     

239
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            That's okay.            
      I'll throw it away later.     

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                Okay.               

241
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          -[Jordan] Joanna.         
          -[screams] Fuck!          

242
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       Oh! Shit. Jesus. Sorry.      
             [chuckles]             

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   Um, are-are... are you leaving? 

244
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              Um, yeah.             

245
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                -Oh.                
       -I'm gonna leave. Uh...      

246
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          I was just, um...         

247
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      I forgot about this thing     
           I have to go to          

248
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         for about a month.         

249
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        I have to leave town.       

250
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     And, um, I guess that means    

251
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         I-I'll have to miss        
        the charity weekend,        

252
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       and that is the bummer       

253
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     -of all bumm... ers. Yeah.     
            -Oh, my God.            

254
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       Like, you're going away      
     for a month. That's crazy.     

255
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       It's wild, wild stuff.       

256
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           -What-what for?          
                -Um,                

257
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       I just have this thing,      
 and it's so completely far away, 

258
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                so...               

259
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      You know, that's a shame,     
          'cause, you see,          

260
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    I was gonna come and find you   
            and tell you            

261
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          that the charity          
     that you're gonna meet with    

262
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       is one of my favorites.      

263
00:10:01,726 --> 00:10:03,227
                -Oh.                
           -They're great.          

264
00:10:03,311 --> 00:10:04,645
          Wh-Which charity?         

265
00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:06,355
              Uh, it's              
    the American Cure Foundation.   

266
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         They really helped         
         my-my Auntie Terry         

267
00:10:08,899 --> 00:10:10,318
 when she had cancer, and so I... 

268
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       I do their bike-a-thons      
       every year. [chuckles]       

269
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    Oh, my gosh. That's so nice.    

270
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        I also, uh, I wanted        
    to tell you that that thing,    

271
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 um, that Patricia said about you 
 in-in the meeting earlier today? 

272
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                -Oh.                
    -It's really true, you know?    

273
00:10:24,874 --> 00:10:26,626
                Um...               

274
00:10:27,126 --> 00:10:29,462
        You're just... You're       
    changing things around here,    

275
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      which is good, you know?      

276
00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,633
     'Cause this place could use    
         a little bit of...         

277
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               of you.              

278
00:10:35,092 --> 00:10:38,721
 What? That's so freaking untrue. 

279
00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,057
 Know what? I was going to, um... 

280
00:10:41,140 --> 00:10:44,769
   Ah, shit. It's moot, 'cause...   
       [sighs] Doesn't matter.      

281
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             -Forget it.            
             -No, what?             

282
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         No, I was gonna...         
         It doesn't matter,         

283
00:10:47,813 --> 00:10:49,774
     'cause you're gonna be gone    
             for a month            

284
00:10:49,815 --> 00:10:51,275
     -at a very far, far place.     
         -But may-maybe not         

285
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      -while it... What if not?     
               -Um...               

286
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            I was, uh...            

287
00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,198
           I was gonna ask          

288
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       if maybe you, um, and I      

289
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              would...              

290
00:11:01,077 --> 00:11:03,788
              [exhales]             
   If you'd go on a date with me.   

291
00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:06,332
         [chuckling softly]         

292
00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,670
         Okay, let me think         
           about this one.          

293
00:11:10,711 --> 00:11:13,422
    -You're a hunk. You're nice.    
             -[chuckles]            

294
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,299
     You're smart. You're cool.     

295
00:11:15,383 --> 00:11:17,134
     Yeah, I guess I'll see you     
            at the date.            

296
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             [chuckles]             
             Okay, cool.            

297
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          Um, well, Jordan,         
      can I tell you something?     

298
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                -Yes.               
                -Um,                

299
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      remember when I told you      

300
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      that I was gonna be going     
     out of-of town for a month?    

301
00:11:29,897 --> 00:11:31,190
               -Yeah.               
                -Uh,                

302
00:11:31,232 --> 00:11:34,151
       I'm not gonna really be      
      out of town for a month.      

303
00:11:34,193 --> 00:11:35,861
      I was just being a goof.      

304
00:11:35,945 --> 00:11:36,862
             [chuckles]             

305
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       soft, lighthearted music    

306
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      American Cure Foundation      
             is focused             

307
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     on underserved communities.    

308
00:11:42,410 --> 00:11:44,787
      Well, you'd be very lucky     
         to partner with us.        

309
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       Our viewers are in love      
          with Joanna Gold,         

310
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        and we have the data        
           to back it up.           

311
00:11:50,626 --> 00:11:53,921
         Uh, well, you know,        
    we have a few, uh, big names    

312
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    affiliated with our charity,    
              as well.              

313
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         Let's see, a few...        

314
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               Couple               
    Minor League Baseball players   

315
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           and, of course,          
         uh, Ryan Phillippe.        

316
00:12:00,928 --> 00:12:02,179
               -Um...               
               -Uh...               

317
00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:03,514
               -Uh...               
      -[Darcy chuckles softly]      

318
00:12:03,556 --> 00:12:05,766
           Ryan Phillippe           
       from   Cruel Intentions?       

319
00:12:05,850 --> 00:12:07,184
           Um, yes. Want.           

320
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    Oh, my God. When I was a kid,   
        I had a poster of him       

321
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        on my bedroom ceiling       
           that I would...          

322
00:12:11,814 --> 00:12:12,940
              look at.              

323
00:12:13,023 --> 00:12:15,443
    Um, anyways, thinking through   
        the logistics of it,        

324
00:12:15,484 --> 00:12:18,946
        what are the chances        
    that Ryan would participate?    

325
00:12:19,029 --> 00:12:20,740
     Is it, like, a sure thing?     

326
00:12:20,781 --> 00:12:22,283
        Or is it just, like,        
            very likely?            

327
00:12:22,324 --> 00:12:25,202
       Okay, okay, okay, okay.      
            Brass tacks.            

328
00:12:25,244 --> 00:12:28,122
     We're offering five percent    
          of the proceeds.          

329
00:12:28,164 --> 00:12:29,415
               [Carl]               
              Oh, well,             

330
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          20% is the number         
     that our board agreed upon.    

331
00:12:32,501 --> 00:12:34,336
      Thank you for your time.      

332
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           We are meeting           
     with several organizations     

333
00:12:37,006 --> 00:12:39,049
        -making solid offers.       
             -[Carl] Oh,            

334
00:12:39,091 --> 00:12:42,011
   well, um, we brought one of our 
    mobile mammovans here today.    

335
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 I'd love to show you some of the 
    amazing work you'd be helping   

336
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              -to fund.             
       -[sighs] We should go.       

337
00:12:46,056 --> 00:12:48,768
           They're, like,           
       obsessed with the van.       

338
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             [Patricia]             
                 Mm.                

339
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     - I can't take this anymore  
            -[vocalizing]           

340
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  [cashier]   Welcome to McDonald's. 
         May I take your order?      

341
00:12:59,028 --> 00:13:01,280
              Ooh, yes.             

342
00:13:01,363 --> 00:13:03,240
            [smacks lips]           
         I think I will have        

343
00:13:03,324 --> 00:13:05,493
   the mini M&M McFlurry, please.   

344
00:13:05,534 --> 00:13:09,079
       But just the mini M&M's      
       in a cup. No ice cream.      

345
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:12,082
      So you just want the M&M's?    

346
00:13:12,124 --> 00:13:13,417
           The minis, yes.          

347
00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:15,127
           -No ice cream.           
              -I'm sorry.            

348
00:13:15,169 --> 00:13:16,629
             I don't think           
         we can do that, ma'am,      

349
00:13:16,712 --> 00:13:19,089
          'cause they go into        
     the McFlurry machine together. 

350
00:13:19,590 --> 00:13:22,593
       Right, but before that,      
     they were separate, right?     

351
00:13:22,676 --> 00:13:24,386
             I'm not sure.           

352
00:13:25,095 --> 00:13:29,099
      Okay, so, can you just go     
     into the big industrial bag    

353
00:13:29,141 --> 00:13:31,727
   of mini M&M's and get me a cup? 

354
00:13:31,811 --> 00:13:32,978
            [smacks lips]           
          Can you do that?          

355
00:13:33,020 --> 00:13:36,023
        I just don't have a way      
            to ring that up.         

356
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,358
             It's okay.             

357
00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,986
         I will pay the full        
   McFlurry price. How about that? 

358
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,113
             The problem is          
          that now that I know       

359
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,615
        you don't actually want      
              a McFlurry,            

360
00:13:44,657 --> 00:13:47,952
          if I give you that,        
 it would mess up our inventory.   

361
00:13:47,993 --> 00:13:49,954
             Oh, my God.            
     Are you fucking kidding me?    

362
00:13:49,995 --> 00:13:53,082
 I just want my mini M&M's, okay? 
          Is that so hard?          

363
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:55,626
        I decide what I want.       
          You don't decide.         

364
00:13:55,709 --> 00:13:58,254
    I'm not a fucking baby, okay?   
            Just give me            

365
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,506
       -my fucking mini M&M's!      
            -[horn honks]           

366
00:14:00,589 --> 00:14:02,049
              Fuck you!             

367
00:14:02,091 --> 00:14:04,051
               Listen.              

368
00:14:04,552 --> 00:14:06,929
            Listen to me.           
     Listen to me. Listen to me.    

369
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:11,308
          I just want a cup         
       of fucking mini M&M's.       

370
00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:14,228
      Is that so fucking hard?!     

371
00:14:15,145 --> 00:14:16,272
             Goddamn it.            

372
00:14:16,355 --> 00:14:19,066
          Why is everything         
          so fucking hard?          

373
00:14:19,149 --> 00:14:21,110
               -Fuck.               
          -[horns honking]          

374
00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:23,654
             [grunting]             

375
00:14:24,488 --> 00:14:26,282
               [Carl]               
       Each of these mammovans      

376
00:14:26,323 --> 00:14:28,284
     gives over 5,000 mammograms    
               a year.              

377
00:14:28,325 --> 00:14:29,994
          Anyone's welcome.         
       Our tech is here, so--       

378
00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:31,203
         Let's talk numbers.        

379
00:14:31,287 --> 00:14:33,414
         We'll give you 20%         
           the first hour.          

380
00:14:33,497 --> 00:14:35,666
       But if we hit a million      
            in that hour,           

381
00:14:35,708 --> 00:14:37,835
       everything reverts back      
           to two percent.          

382
00:14:37,877 --> 00:14:40,421
     Well, what if you don't hit    
   that million in the first hour? 

383
00:14:40,462 --> 00:14:41,881
             [Patricia]             
        We'll hold you at 20%       

384
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:43,841
         the whole weekend.         

385
00:14:44,341 --> 00:14:47,011
               -Deal.               
 -Darcy, connect them with legal. 

386
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:49,263
            -Dershowitz?            
 -[Patricia] No, not my personal. 

387
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:50,431
       The business attorney.       

388
00:14:50,472 --> 00:14:51,974
             -Holy shit.            
      -[Darcy chuckles softly]      

389
00:14:52,016 --> 00:14:53,350
 We're gonna meet Ryan Phillippe. 

390
00:14:53,392 --> 00:14:55,895
   Oh, my God. You little weirdo.   
        You made this happen.       

391
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,479
       -I didn't do anything.       
               -Okay.               

392
00:14:57,521 --> 00:14:59,982
      -Anyone else sign up yet?     
          -[Carl] Patricia,         

393
00:15:00,024 --> 00:15:03,068
            this is J.P.,           
      one of our awesome techs.     

394
00:15:03,861 --> 00:15:06,113
          Well, hello, J.P.         

395
00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:09,033
              Come on.              
     Let's go check out my tits.    

396
00:15:09,116 --> 00:15:10,868
           -[J.P. panting]          
                -God!               

397
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,578
           [both moaning]           

398
00:15:12,620 --> 00:15:14,246
        quiet classical music      

399
00:15:14,288 --> 00:15:16,332
         [moaning continues]        

400
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:17,625
             Oh, my God.            

401
00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,878
         All right, we'll do        
    a cocktail party at the house   

402
00:15:20,920 --> 00:15:22,296
    to announce the partnership.    

403
00:15:22,338 --> 00:15:24,965
           Board members,           
         I want a big sign.         

404
00:15:25,049 --> 00:15:28,177
          "SVN gives back"          
        or whatever the fuck.       

405
00:15:28,260 --> 00:15:30,930
       -How about next Friday?      
           -No. Thursday.           

406
00:15:31,013 --> 00:15:32,139
       Fridays are desperate.       

407
00:15:32,181 --> 00:15:34,767
      I want people to get a...     
          get a babysitter.         

408
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,644
            -[Darcy] Mm.            
            -And, Joanna.           

409
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,188
   Please, don't dress like that.   

410
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,230
           Oh. Like what?           

411
00:15:40,272 --> 00:15:42,149
     Like a little twee hayseed.    

412
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:43,400
         [Darcy] Basically,         
          we don't want you         

413
00:15:43,442 --> 00:15:44,944
    to wear anything with, like,    

414
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,362
        French writing on it        

415
00:15:46,403 --> 00:15:47,571
 or, like, an avocado with a face 

416
00:15:47,613 --> 00:15:50,074
            or a hedgehog           
        with, like, a top hat       

417
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,200
           or, like, that.          

418
00:15:51,283 --> 00:15:54,370
           Oh. Um, I think          
       I have just the thing.       

419
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:56,580
               I have               
   this super sophisticated dress. 

420
00:15:56,622 --> 00:15:59,708
     It has little cute cherries    
            all over it.            

421
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,876
          I'll go shopping.         

422
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,544
   Um, also, I was just wondering, 

423
00:16:02,628 --> 00:16:04,171
   what will the seating be like?   

424
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,298
        Will it be assigned,        
    or will it be more of, like,    

425
00:16:06,382 --> 00:16:10,135
     you know, a big head table     
   with me and our celebrity guest 

426
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,221
   kind of sitting at the center,   
          greeting people?          

427
00:16:12,304 --> 00:16:14,974
     -We are fucking done here.     
          -[Darcy] Mm-hmm.          

428
00:16:15,057 --> 00:16:15,891
                Okay.               

429
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,142
       See you at the wedding.      

430
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,435
       I mean the party. Bye.       

431
00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:20,354
        -Catering. Rapini's?        
                -Yes.               

432
00:16:20,437 --> 00:16:22,439
          -Extra arancini?          
                -Yes.               

433
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:24,441
         And call   Ad Weekly.        

434
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:25,734
              Make sure             
      they send photographers.      

435
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,403
         [Darcy] Absolutely.        
      Blow the whole thing out.     

436
00:16:27,486 --> 00:16:28,529
           -One question.           
                -Mm.                

437
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:29,738
       Dress code for the men.      

438
00:16:29,780 --> 00:16:31,949
   Are we thinking super upscale,   
             black tie?             

439
00:16:32,032 --> 00:16:33,575
      Like, what should I wear?     

440
00:16:33,659 --> 00:16:36,036
    Oh, honey. You're not coming.   

441
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:37,454
               Really?              

442
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:40,124
            'Cause, like,           
       I've been running point      

443
00:16:40,165 --> 00:16:41,583
        on this whole thing,        
         so I just figured--        

444
00:16:41,667 --> 00:16:45,087
   So you've been doing your job.   
               Mm-hmm.              

445
00:16:45,170 --> 00:16:47,715
         I would really like        
        if every little thing       

446
00:16:47,756 --> 00:16:51,385
 didn't have to be a little drama 
           this week. Yes?          

447
00:16:51,468 --> 00:16:54,054
           We're not gonna          
         do feelings today.         

448
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:56,265
 I've dealt with enough feelings. 

449
00:16:56,348 --> 00:16:58,142
           Okay. Totally.           

450
00:16:58,225 --> 00:17:01,020
         Now fix your face.         

451
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:05,983
          soft, gentle music       

452
00:17:06,025 --> 00:17:07,651
                                  

453
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:10,612
     The bamboo peach in this tunic 
          is really something,       

454
00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:12,364
           -and it's so soft.        
              -Oh. Mm-hmm.           

455
00:17:12,406 --> 00:17:14,324
      I love the sexy crisscross.    

456
00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:16,535
             Now tell me            
       about this detail here,      

457
00:17:16,577 --> 00:17:19,121
        -'cause it's so cute.       
         -Oh. Well, Jackie,         

458
00:17:19,163 --> 00:17:21,832
           that's what we           
      at Impeccable She Casuals     

459
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:24,418
             are calling            
 our signature peekaboo shoulder. 

460
00:17:24,460 --> 00:17:27,713
   It shows just the perfect part   
          of a woman's arm,         

461
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,631
         the bony shoulder.         
             [chuckles]             

462
00:17:29,715 --> 00:17:32,342
     You know how we ladies love    
          to hide our arms.         

463
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,219
             -[chuckles]            
            -Hmm. Do we?            

464
00:17:34,261 --> 00:17:36,346
        -Well, I think we do.       
              -I don't.             

465
00:17:36,388 --> 00:17:38,098
    I don't really feel the need    
          to hide my arms.          

466
00:17:38,182 --> 00:17:39,767
             -[chuckles]            
        -Or anything, really.       

467
00:17:39,850 --> 00:17:41,393
               I mean,              
     you only live once, right?     

468
00:17:41,477 --> 00:17:43,187
   So why not let it all hang out   
      and just be who you are?      

469
00:17:43,228 --> 00:17:44,772
               I mean,              
   what's the point in pretending? 

470
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,565
   -There's no reason to do that.   
        -Well, there-there...       

471
00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,358
   -I... Doesn't make sense to me. 
     -There's a certain mystique    

472
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:49,818
    to-to covering certain parts    
         of a woman's body.         

473
00:17:49,860 --> 00:17:51,361
     -And, you know, you don't--    
         -Hmm. But it's just        

474
00:17:51,445 --> 00:17:53,197
      that if you're gonna buy      
             the tunic,             

475
00:17:53,280 --> 00:17:54,573
          it's your tunic.          
         It belongs to you.         

476
00:17:54,615 --> 00:17:56,450
     -[woman] Jackie, you okay?     
         -So maybe you want         

477
00:17:56,533 --> 00:17:57,785
           to customize it          
      to have no sleeves at all     

478
00:17:57,826 --> 00:17:59,369
     because you happen to love     
             your arms,             

479
00:17:59,453 --> 00:18:01,163
        you know what I mean?       
      Like, they're your arms.      

480
00:18:01,246 --> 00:18:03,040
    Nobody controls them but you.   

481
00:18:03,082 --> 00:18:04,166
          It's your tunic.          

482
00:18:04,249 --> 00:18:05,876
         You're wearing it.         
         They're your rules.        

483
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,503
            You could do            
     whatever the fuck you want.    

484
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:08,837
     -Just, like, customize it.     
          -The thing is...          

485
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,297
               [gasps]              
   No, don't. What are you doing?   

486
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:11,340
        Take off the sleeves.       
             It's yours.            

487
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:12,341
             [chuckles]             

488
00:18:12,382 --> 00:18:13,550
     What the hell is she doing?    

489
00:18:13,634 --> 00:18:15,427
     -Turn that fucking mic on.     
             -[Lori]   Um,            

490
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:18,305
      -then where's the peekaboo?    
     -Who cares about the peekaboo? 

491
00:18:18,347 --> 00:18:19,765
                I don't.             

492
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,476
   You better stop fucking around   
            on my network           

493
00:18:22,518 --> 00:18:25,270
       before you want to have      
         a contract to sign.        

494
00:18:25,312 --> 00:18:27,314
      quiet, contemplative music  

495
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,774
               [sighs]              

496
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,818
                                  

497
00:18:30,901 --> 00:18:35,280
    You know what, let's move on    
        to the stirrup capri.       

498
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,407
       Can we bring those in?       

499
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,910
                                  

500
00:19:07,563 --> 00:19:09,940
        -[indistinct chatter]       
         -[jazz music playing]       

501
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,317
                                  

502
00:19:14,319 --> 00:19:17,156
             [Patricia]             
   Thank you all for your support. 

503
00:19:17,239 --> 00:19:18,740
               I know               

504
00:19:18,824 --> 00:19:21,285
    that negotiations were tough,   

505
00:19:21,368 --> 00:19:23,996
        but this partnership        
        is gonna be fabulous.       

506
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:27,291
    We're looking forward to it.    

507
00:19:27,332 --> 00:19:30,711
   [chuckles] You almost never see 
         a tie clip anymore.        

508
00:19:30,752 --> 00:19:33,547
            -[woman] Yes.           
         -[Patricia laughs]         

509
00:19:33,589 --> 00:19:35,132
             [Patricia]             
      You know I'm a nightmare,     

510
00:19:35,174 --> 00:19:38,177
       -but it'll be worth it.      
          -[all chuckling]          

511
00:19:39,678 --> 00:19:41,972
                -Oh.                
         -[Joanna chuckles]         

512
00:19:42,014 --> 00:19:44,224
         Yes. Oh, excuse me.        

513
00:19:44,266 --> 00:19:46,310
     Um, I'm sorry to interrupt.    

514
00:19:46,393 --> 00:19:48,770
        I just... [chuckles]        
       I wanted to say hello.       

515
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:53,358
   And I wanted to say, Patricia,   
       what a beautiful event.      

516
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,736
           I can't believe          
    you have a valet. It's like,    

517
00:19:55,819 --> 00:19:58,447
            what is this,           
      the Hard Rock Cafe? Ugh.      

518
00:19:58,488 --> 00:20:00,657
           -[woman] What?           
              -[laughs]             

519
00:20:00,699 --> 00:20:03,035
      The Hard Rock Cafe? Ugh.      

520
00:20:03,118 --> 00:20:05,913
     -[scoffs] Okay. Uh, Joanna?    
         -[Joanna chuckles]         

521
00:20:05,954 --> 00:20:07,331
                -Huh?               
   -[Patricia] Excuse us, please.   

522
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:08,874
           -[Joanna] Okay.          
          -Come here, baby.         

523
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:13,003
          Little chitchat.          

524
00:20:14,254 --> 00:20:15,672
        Joanna, listen to me        

525
00:20:15,756 --> 00:20:17,424
          -very carefully.          
           -Listening up.           

526
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:20,594
      I need you to act right.      

527
00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:23,180
     Show these dusty old fucks     

528
00:20:23,222 --> 00:20:25,557
           they partnered           
       with the right people.       

529
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,100
               Right.               

530
00:20:27,142 --> 00:20:31,188
 You are going to show up for me. 

531
00:20:31,271 --> 00:20:34,733
         -Yeah? We're clear?        
               -Yeah.               

532
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,070
             -[chuckles]            
          -[Joanna exhales]         

533
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:43,742
        [indistinct chatter]        

534
00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,162
   My wife is a huge fan of yours. 

535
00:20:47,204 --> 00:20:49,373
           -Oh! How nice.           
         -Yeah. By the way,         

536
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:50,707
           um, do you ski?          

537
00:20:50,749 --> 00:20:53,418
   Oh, no. I get cold very easily. 

538
00:20:53,502 --> 00:20:56,380
             [chuckles]             
       No, no, no. Do you ski?      

539
00:20:56,463 --> 00:20:58,632
           [glass clinks]           

540
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,510
              And with              
    this incredible partnership,    

541
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:05,389
   we're marketing to an audience   
         in a whole new way         

542
00:21:05,430 --> 00:21:08,100
   by telling them not what to buy 

543
00:21:08,141 --> 00:21:09,643
         but who to buy for.        

544
00:21:09,726 --> 00:21:11,687
            Yes? A toast.           

545
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:15,023
             -To health.            
       -And healthy business.       

546
00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:15,941
             [all laugh]            

547
00:21:15,983 --> 00:21:18,568
     -[man] Hear! Hear! Cheers.     
          -Thank you, baby.         

548
00:21:18,652 --> 00:21:22,406
         Hey. Y'all know...         

549
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:25,409
    I got my start playing piano    

550
00:21:25,492 --> 00:21:27,327
      in the lobby of Neiman's.     

551
00:21:27,411 --> 00:21:28,495
             [chuckles]             

552
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,957
            -[playing piano]         
   -I'm still kind of good at it.   

553
00:21:33,375 --> 00:21:35,002
             Here we go.            

554
00:21:35,585 --> 00:21:39,381
             So, everybody,         
           have a good time         

555
00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,174
                 Yeah              

556
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,552
            'Cause we sign         

557
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:46,388
        - On the dotted line       
            - Dotted line          

558
00:21:46,471 --> 00:21:48,515
             -Hey! Yeah?            
         -[stops playing piano]      

559
00:21:48,557 --> 00:21:50,350
                 Oh.                

560
00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:52,060
      Okay, I got to take this.     

561
00:21:52,102 --> 00:21:54,396
             -[applause]            
    -Keep singing. Keep singing.    

562
00:21:54,479 --> 00:21:55,856
     Sing a song for them, Bob.     

563
00:21:55,897 --> 00:21:57,858
        -[vocalizes quietly]        
             -[Carl] So?            

564
00:21:57,899 --> 00:21:59,192
                -Oh.                
          -How do you like          

565
00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:00,277
       living in Pennsylvania?      

566
00:22:00,319 --> 00:22:01,486
   There's a bit of culture shock. 

567
00:22:01,528 --> 00:22:03,363
              -Mm-hmm.              
    -You know, coming from Ohio,    

568
00:22:03,447 --> 00:22:05,782
          so... But there's         
      so many charming cities.      

569
00:22:05,824 --> 00:22:07,701
          -I mean, Philly.          
          -[Carl chuckles]          

570
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,536
          -You know? Uh...          
               -Yeah.               

571
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,163
            -Pittsburgh.            
                -Yes.               

572
00:22:11,246 --> 00:22:12,372
                Um...               

573
00:22:12,414 --> 00:22:14,291
     -Oh, and Hershey. Hershey.     
               -Yeah.               

574
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:16,293
    I am literally a chocoholic.    

575
00:22:16,376 --> 00:22:17,586
            -[Joanna] Oh.           
          -Like, for real.          

576
00:22:17,627 --> 00:22:19,296
          -Like, diagnosed.         
      -[Joanna] Yeah. Oh, okay.     

577
00:22:19,338 --> 00:22:20,630
   Can you just hold that thought? 

578
00:22:20,714 --> 00:22:22,341
      -I'm just gonna... Okay.      
             -Yes. Yes.             

579
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:24,843
              [exhales]             

580
00:22:33,560 --> 00:22:36,813
         Is everything okay?        

581
00:22:37,356 --> 00:22:39,858
        The evening is over.        

582
00:22:41,318 --> 00:22:44,196
   Tell everyone to go home. Now.   

583
00:22:44,237 --> 00:22:48,492
    Okay, but the little desserts   
     haven't even gone out yet.     

584
00:22:48,533 --> 00:22:50,786
                -I--                
        -Just do it, Joanna.        

585
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,413
       [piano continues playing]     

586
00:23:14,893 --> 00:23:16,311
          -[light clinking]         
             -Excuse me.            

587
00:23:16,395 --> 00:23:18,105
   Pardon me. I have an announ...   

588
00:23:18,188 --> 00:23:22,067
           I have a li...           
   I have an announcement to make. 

589
00:23:22,150 --> 00:23:23,568
                Um...               

590
00:23:23,652 --> 00:23:27,864
      We just want to thank you     
    for such a wonderful evening    

591
00:23:27,906 --> 00:23:31,243
             and to say             
   that now is the time to leave.   

592
00:23:31,284 --> 00:23:35,497
       So, um, feel-feel free       
       to take your little...       

593
00:23:35,539 --> 00:23:36,832
     your little bites with you.    

594
00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:40,544
     Um, you know, the gazpacho     
 probably won't travel very well, 

595
00:23:40,627 --> 00:23:42,546
              but, um,              
      the little balls of rice,     

596
00:23:42,629 --> 00:23:45,340
       you can just wrap them       
        in a couple napkins,        

597
00:23:45,382 --> 00:23:47,342
 and that goes fine in the purse. 

598
00:23:47,426 --> 00:23:48,885
           Um, the doors,           

599
00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:51,054
      uh, they're right there.      
             [chuckles]             

600
00:23:51,138 --> 00:23:53,056
        -So fun to have you.        
                -Bye.               

601
00:23:53,098 --> 00:23:55,100
    Sometimes parties end early.    
               It's...              

602
00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:57,269
              You know,             
      "Leave 'em wanting more."     

603
00:23:57,352 --> 00:23:58,812
             Okay, bye.             

604
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:01,273
 And if anyone's still left here, 

605
00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,607
              you know,             

606
00:24:02,691 --> 00:24:05,444
       get the fuck out or...       

607
00:24:07,737 --> 00:24:09,739
         [dance music playing]       

608
00:24:09,781 --> 00:24:12,284
                                  

609
00:24:18,540 --> 00:24:20,167
          [lighter clicks]          

610
00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:32,929
                Fuck.               

611
00:24:33,513 --> 00:24:35,307
              [groans]              

612
00:24:43,231 --> 00:24:45,275
               [sighs]              

613
00:24:45,901 --> 00:24:47,402
              Fuck, no.             

614
00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:50,071
           -Hi. Rapini's?           
            -[woman]   Yes.           

615
00:24:50,113 --> 00:24:52,407
           -Yes, hi. Um...          
          -How can I help you?       

616
00:24:52,491 --> 00:24:53,700
    I would like to make an order   

617
00:24:53,783 --> 00:24:56,953
      over to Patricia's office     
               at SVN.              

618
00:24:57,037 --> 00:24:59,748
              Yes. Um,              
     we're gonna do filet mi...     

619
00:24:59,789 --> 00:25:01,958
 two filet mignons, ten arancini, 

620
00:25:02,042 --> 00:25:03,752
         uh, and a cannoli.         

621
00:25:03,793 --> 00:25:05,712
     Yes, I have the credit card    
             right here.            

622
00:25:05,795 --> 00:25:07,214
            -It's, um...            
         -And what is the name       

623
00:25:07,255 --> 00:25:10,008
             -on the card?           
         -Patricia Cochran.         

624
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,889
              Patricia?             

625
00:25:16,723 --> 00:25:18,183
              Patricia?             

626
00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:22,979
          I'm gonna leave,          
         so thank you for...        

627
00:25:23,813 --> 00:25:25,524
           [glass breaks]           

628
00:25:26,441 --> 00:25:28,360
              Patricia?             

629
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:31,238
              Patricia?             

630
00:25:31,279 --> 00:25:33,532
      intriguing, ambient music    

631
00:25:33,573 --> 00:25:34,866
                                  

632
00:25:34,908 --> 00:25:36,826
             -Patricia?             
       -[TV playing indistinctly]    

633
00:25:36,910 --> 00:25:39,579
              The fuck              
      are you still doing here?     

634
00:25:40,580 --> 00:25:41,915
                 Oh.                

635
00:25:41,998 --> 00:25:45,752
        Um, I just wanted to,       
             uh, make...            

636
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,963
         Is everything okay?        

637
00:25:48,004 --> 00:25:52,217
     No, everything is not okay.    

638
00:25:53,802 --> 00:25:56,721
       I have fucking cancer.       

639
00:25:58,598 --> 00:25:59,933
                What?               

640
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:02,602
        They found something        
          in my mammogram.          

641
00:26:02,686 --> 00:26:05,689
          Okay, well, um...         

642
00:26:05,772 --> 00:26:09,859
              Well, um,             
      that's not necessarily--      

643
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:11,486
           I had a biopsy.          

644
00:26:12,028 --> 00:26:14,781
     Well, you just have to wait    
       for the results to co--      

645
00:26:14,823 --> 00:26:17,033
             I did that.            

646
00:26:17,075 --> 00:26:19,578
           I did all that.          

647
00:26:22,330 --> 00:26:24,708
            It's cancer.            

648
00:26:28,712 --> 00:26:31,214
              Fuck it.              
     Give me my Rolos, will you?    

649
00:26:31,298 --> 00:26:33,258
            -Okay. What?            
          -[lighter clicks]         

650
00:26:33,341 --> 00:26:34,759
              My Rolos.             

651
00:26:35,552 --> 00:26:37,762
              Oh. Okay.             

652
00:26:41,683 --> 00:26:43,435
                Um...               

653
00:26:45,520 --> 00:26:48,189
        I know this is scary.       

654
00:26:48,231 --> 00:26:51,943
     It-It's scary for everyone.    

655
00:26:52,027 --> 00:26:53,987
               But...               

656
00:26:54,029 --> 00:26:58,158
       you're not alone, okay?      

657
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:05,165
           Can I hug you?           

658
00:27:06,041 --> 00:27:08,168
         What do you think?         

659
00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:12,297
             [whispers]             
                Okay.               

660
00:27:12,380 --> 00:27:14,174
                Um...               

661
00:27:16,801 --> 00:27:18,511
          Should I go? I...         

662
00:27:23,099 --> 00:27:25,518
          [Patricia sighs]          

663
00:27:27,020 --> 00:27:29,522
      Say Yes to the Dress   is on.    

664
00:27:29,564 --> 00:27:31,358
                 Oh.                

665
00:27:31,399 --> 00:27:33,318
               Uh-huh.              

666
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,325
          [Joanna exhales]          

667
00:27:42,702 --> 00:27:45,080
   You tell anybody I have cancer, 

668
00:27:45,121 --> 00:27:48,458
    and I will fucking kill you.    

669
00:27:48,541 --> 00:27:50,669
                Okay.               

670
00:27:52,087 --> 00:27:54,172
          [voice breaking]          
         You understand me?         

671
00:27:54,214 --> 00:27:56,341
              [Joanna]              
               Mm-hmm.              

672
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,850
             "Nobody Knows"         
        by Pastor T.L. Barrett      

673
00:28:05,892 --> 00:28:08,353
                                  

674
00:28:13,983 --> 00:28:15,318
          [Patricia sighs]          

675
00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:20,281
           - Nobody knows          
                - Mmm              

676
00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:25,203
      All the trouble I've seen    

677
00:28:25,245 --> 00:28:30,500
           - Nobody knows          
                - Mmm              

678
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:34,921
            All the sorrow         

679
00:28:35,004 --> 00:28:39,634
             Glory, glory          

680
00:28:39,718 --> 00:28:41,177
                 Mmm               

681
00:28:41,219 --> 00:28:45,348
          Glory, hallelujah        

682
00:28:45,432 --> 00:28:47,851
               - Glory             
                - Mmm              

683
00:28:47,934 --> 00:28:51,229
               - Glory             
          - Let me hear you        

684
00:28:51,271 --> 00:28:54,941
          Glory, hallelujah        

685
00:28:55,024 --> 00:28:56,818
             Nobody knows          

686
00:28:56,901 --> 00:28:59,654
           Nobody knows...         

687
00:28:59,738 --> 00:29:01,781
           Mmm, no, no, no         

688
00:29:01,823 --> 00:29:05,034
      All the trouble I've seen    

689
00:29:05,076 --> 00:29:10,248
           - Nobody knows          
           - Nobody knows          

690
00:29:10,331 --> 00:29:12,167
             Mmm, no, no           

691
00:29:12,208 --> 00:29:14,836
            All the sor...         

692
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:30,267
                [man]               
             No traipsing.