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          [birds chirping]          

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     [monitor beeping steadily]     

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         [beeping continues]        

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            You did this.           

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           [phone ringing]          

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               -Hello?              
   -[Darcy over phone]   Hey, Mama.   

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 Are you at Patricia's right now? 

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                 No.                

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 Yes, you are. She just texted me 
        to tell you to leave.       

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      Well, why did you ask me      
 where I was if you already knew? 

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          'Cause I'm toxic.         
    You have to leave right now.    

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      -Did you, like, sleep over?    
               -Yeah.               

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               What? Why?            

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      What are you guys, like,      
       tight now or something?      

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                 No.                

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      Um, I just, I slept here      
        because I passed out        

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      from all the hot cocktails.    

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       You know, we're talking      
     lemon dots, metropolitans.     

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    Everything you can think of,    
 of the, of the finest top shelf. 

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      Look, did something weird     
         happen last night?         

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       'Cause she's in a mood.      

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                -No.                
            -[door opens]           

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         Patricia thanks you        
           for your time.           

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               -What?               
        -It's a fuck basket.        

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             upbeat music          

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         [laptop whooshing]         

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            Oh, come on.            

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           [phone ringing]          

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                What?               

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              Fuck me.              

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             Excuse me.             

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           -[Jordan] Hey.           
                -Oh.                

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           -Same clothes.           
             -Oh, what?             

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         Uh, walk of shame?         

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        Oh, my God. Oh, yeah.       

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 You know me, just skanking it up 
       all over town in the...      

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            Oh. Um, fun.            

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           Oh. Oh, my God,          
          I'm just kidding.         

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      Don't worry, I only want      
        to have sex with you.       

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                BOTH:               
                What?               

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            Uh, actually,           
        I have to get going.        

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    I'll bid you adieu, my lord,    
         and... Okay. Bless.        

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         [quietly] Why? Why?        

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             [chuckles]             

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               -Fuck.               
    -[Jackie] Oh, Peach, wait up.   

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        Will you walk with me       
   to the product meeting, please? 

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             -Oh, sure.             
 -Can I ask you a quick question? 

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     Do you think I took things     
 too far with Patricia yesterday? 

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             Be honest.             
      Or am I overthinking it?      

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           Oh, yeah, um...          

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       [gasps] Wait a minute.       
          Pump the brakes.          

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   You, little missy, are wearing   
   the same clothes as yesterday.   

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                -Oh.                
         -Looks like someone        

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    -had a little fun last night.   
             -No. Yeah.             

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              -Did you?             
          -No. No, no, no.          

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              -Come on.             
        -No, no, no, no, no.        

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    I-I really, I didn't. I, um,    
   I didn't have sex with anyone.   

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       Um, I actually ended up      
 staying the night at Patricia's. 

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             Wait, what?            

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       Oh, yeah, just because       
    I was totally just so wasted.   

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          So you guys had,          
         like, a sleepover?         

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      We just mostly watched TV     
           and ate Rolos.           

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      Did it seem like she was      
        eating them about me?       

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        Uh, I don't think so.       

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               [sighs]              
              Whatever.             

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         Why do I even care         
          what she thinks?          

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         I mean, who cares?         

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     It's so obvious she's just     
         using you as a pawn        

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          because she knows         
         we're like sisters.        

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      Ugh, I need to text Pam.      

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           -Oh, who's Pam?          
        -She's my astrologer.       

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            Well, she was           
        originally my lawyer,       

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     but then she got disbarred.    

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    It wasn't her fault, though,    
     it was a misogynist judge.     

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      Anyway, she's a full-time     
           astrologer now           

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         and she is so good.        

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        [gasps] We should do        
         a session together.        

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        -Oh, that sounds fun.       
               -Yeah.               

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    Oh, she will really help us,    
          I'm telling you.          

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             We're both             
       going through so much.       

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          -Especially you.          
         -Oh, yeah. Totally.        

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         We should sit down.        

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            [door opens]            

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         [man clears throat]        

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            [door closes]           

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    Last night was a big success.   

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           We signed with           
      American Cure Foundation      

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      for our charity weekend,      

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         so I need everyone         
      to really focus up, yes?      

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       I guess I'm officially       
      a Rolohead now. [laughs]      

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           Hey, gurl, hey.          

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      I'm not your gurl, girl.      

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           I just-- Sorry,          
        I just wanted to see        

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         how you were doing,        
        um, after last night.       

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       What about last night?       

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            Oh, just, um,           
    with your whole... [stammers]   

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             diagnosis.             

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               [sighs]              

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    I'm not doing this with you.    

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          I know it's a lot         
         to process, and...         

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              you know,             
        I've been through it.       

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    Joanna, we are not the same.    

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        Well, I know, but I--       

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    The doctor who did my biopsy    

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       was in a fucking rush.       

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       No doctor my whole life      

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         has ever looked me         
         in my goddamn eyes.        

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            I'm so sorry.           

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    Oh, you can keep your sorry.    

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       Because I'll be damned       

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         if I'm made to feel        
            like a burden           

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         to some Ivy League,        

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   Dockers-wearing motherfuckers.   

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      And I will not give them      
          the satisfaction          

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    of telling me I have cancer.    

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          Because you know          
          who'd love that?          

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               Dr. Oz?              

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    I turned that son of a bitch    
          down 20 years ago         

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      and he never got over it.     

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              [scoffs]              

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       Now, what I love about       
        Daddy's Lil' Cookies        

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   is not just that they're loaded 
   with hand-cut chocolate chips,   

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         but they're in this        
       little snackable size.       

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     It eats almost like a nut.     

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         [chuckles] Heaven.         

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        Now, Daddy, let's get       
        a little info on you.       

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 Is there a mommy in the picture? 

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     'Cause she hit the jackpot     
    with you, didn't she, prince?   

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      She actually passed away.     

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       Oh, no. [clears throat]      

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           I am so sorry.           

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      Sending you my sincerest.     

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       But I guess now we know      
          we got America's          

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          hottest bachelor          
    on the show, don't we, Daddy?   

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           -[both chuckle]          
                -Hey.               

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   So, m-my name's actually Josh.   

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        The company is named        
            after my dad.           

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       -We were really close.       
   -Oh, yeah? How close were you?   

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      Like, me, you, my hot tub     
    after the show close or what?   

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             -[chuckles]            
    -[laughs] I'm kidding, Daddy.   

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     It's just guys being guys,     
     having fun, eating cookies.    

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          atmospheric music        

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          Morning. For you.         

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                So...               

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          heard last night          
        was a major success.        

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       Okay, so, there we have      
         the jewelry report,        

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       housewares, automotive,      
          and I printed out         

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            some messages           
        from the key brands,        

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          who, by the way,          
       love the charity angle.      

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        They think it's gonna       
        push us ahead of HSN.       

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   Oh, and, um, this same weekend   
   I'm away in Martha's Vineyard,   

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     I realized, is the charity     
     event, but I don't want you    

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   to worry, I'm gonna be remote,   
     I can bring both my phones.    

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               -What?               
             -Oh, the...            

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     the Martha's Vineyard trip     
             I'm taking?            

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   Graydon Carter's barn warming?   
       I told you about this.       

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             -I showed--            
          -No, no, no, no.          

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          I need you here.          

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    Oh, I cleared this with you,    
          like, weeks ago.          

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           Damn it, Darcy.          

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         I said I need you.         

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         I'm sorry, I'm just        
         a little confused,         

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 because I'm not important enough 
    to go to your charity dinner    

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   but suddenly I'm too important   
       to go to a barn warming      

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        that you know really        
       fucking matters to me?       

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         Mm. So that's what         
         this is all about?         

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       South Philly Bumpkin's       
       got his thong in a knot      

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        'cause he didn't get        
          his mini-quiche.          

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         -Well, that's low.         
     -You think Graydon Carter's    

171
00:09:02,875 --> 00:09:04,710
        gonna give you a big,       

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   New York fancy job, don't you?   

173
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       He doesn't give a fuck       
          about you, Darcy.         

174
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        You forget we're from       
           the same place?          

175
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               Philly?              

176
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    Want to know how I got fancy?   

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    I worked my fucking ass off.    

178
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       Now, how about you take      
        these fucking cookies       

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          out of my office,         
          Daddy's little...         

180
00:09:38,911 --> 00:09:40,788
              -[crying]             
           -[door closes]           

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              [panting]             

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    Okay, so the first big thing,   
            you can never           

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    refer to these as "leather,"    
         it's "leatherette."        

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           -Okay, got it.           
           -I'm not done.           

185
00:09:51,465 --> 00:09:52,925
      I didn't think you were.      

186
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     These are very intimidating    
             to people.             

187
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    They're really tough to sell.   

188
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           Traditionally,           
     leatherette pants are seen     

189
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        as the pants of your        
            Mick Jaggers,           

190
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         your Steven Tylers,        
    your Dog the Bounty Hunters.    

191
00:10:03,561 --> 00:10:05,605
 Uh, right, well, you know, maybe 

192
00:10:05,646 --> 00:10:07,732
          Jackie should be          
    selling these instead of me.    

193
00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,359
      I mean, she always looks      
     so great in leather pants.     

194
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            Leatherette.            

195
00:10:12,403 --> 00:10:14,947
        And, yeah, obviously,       
   Jackie would be great at these, 

196
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         but you're, like...        
          normal, you know?         

197
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        You're-you're basic.        
       You're nothing special.      

198
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     You're like a little piece     
         of milk with eyes.         

199
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        And that's the point,       
        'cause if people see        

200
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     that you can pull these off    
      and be a boss-ass bitch,      

201
00:10:29,462 --> 00:10:32,423
         then they'll think,        
         "Hey, I can, too."         

202
00:10:33,799 --> 00:10:36,969
      quirky, atmospheric music    

203
00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:38,804
                                  

204
00:10:38,846 --> 00:10:40,806
          [pants squeaking]         

205
00:10:40,848 --> 00:10:43,476
             -Patricia.             
              -[groans]             

206
00:10:43,517 --> 00:10:45,311
        I'll make this quick.       

207
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            It-It's about           
       the whole doctor thing.      

208
00:10:47,229 --> 00:10:50,024
        -Oh, for fuck's sake.       
    -Did you know that my doctor    

209
00:10:50,066 --> 00:10:52,526
     said that if I had waited,     
     you know, a-a moment longer    

210
00:10:52,568 --> 00:10:55,363
         to get checked out,        
          I would be dead.          

211
00:10:55,404 --> 00:10:58,074
           Dead. And then,          
         where would we be?         

212
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    Not having this conversation.   

213
00:11:01,202 --> 00:11:04,497
           Uh, look, um...          

214
00:11:04,538 --> 00:11:07,500
        I get your skepticism       
       towards doctors. I do.       

215
00:11:07,541 --> 00:11:11,087
     And I know that I'll never     
          be in your shoes.         

216
00:11:11,128 --> 00:11:14,340
     But don't let some asshole     
    keep you from getting better.   

217
00:11:14,382 --> 00:11:18,010
           I mean, you're           
      Patricia fucking Cochran.     

218
00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,389
 You're a boss-ass bitch. Please. 

219
00:11:24,141 --> 00:11:26,686
               [sighs]              

220
00:11:26,727 --> 00:11:29,063
        I have a two o'clock        
           open tomorrow.           

221
00:11:29,105 --> 00:11:31,816
   Bring your doctor to my office. 

222
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,359
           Oh. My doctor?           

223
00:11:33,401 --> 00:11:35,486
              Oh, see--             
      Oh, the-the issue with...     

224
00:11:35,528 --> 00:11:38,197
     I-I mean, that is, he deals    
      more with blood cancers--     

225
00:11:38,239 --> 00:11:41,909
    I don't give a good goddamn.    

226
00:11:41,951 --> 00:11:43,786
          Do you trust him?         

227
00:11:44,787 --> 00:11:47,707
             Well, yeah.            

228
00:11:47,748 --> 00:11:51,043
   Then that's who I'm talking to. 

229
00:11:51,085 --> 00:11:54,380
          -[engine starts]          
         -Two o'clock sharp.        

230
00:11:54,422 --> 00:11:57,466
                                  

231
00:12:01,595 --> 00:12:03,681
          [pants squeaking]         

232
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:12,481
          soft, upbeat music       

233
00:12:12,523 --> 00:12:13,733
             [Beth Ann]             
        You don't need to go        

234
00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:15,568
        to Martha's Vineyard        
            to be fancy.            

235
00:12:15,609 --> 00:12:17,653
      We're gonna go to the bar     
     at the top of the Marriott     

236
00:12:17,695 --> 00:12:19,905
    and we are gonna have cosmos    

237
00:12:19,947 --> 00:12:21,365
        and we're gonna have        
        mac and cheese balls.       

238
00:12:21,407 --> 00:12:22,867
           And we're gonna          
        get wasted and, like,       

239
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:26,036
         who freakin' cares         
         about Carson Daly?         

240
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,414
        It's Graydon Carter.        

241
00:12:28,456 --> 00:12:30,249
          From   Vanity Fair.         

242
00:12:30,291 --> 00:12:32,668
 Beth Ann, it's a classy magazine 

243
00:12:32,710 --> 00:12:34,879
     that hosts the most coveted    
      Oscar party of the year,      

244
00:12:34,920 --> 00:12:36,881
      that Salma Hayek goes to.     

245
00:12:36,922 --> 00:12:39,091
       And this was my chance       
          to be in the barn         

246
00:12:39,133 --> 00:12:40,926
       with a bunch of people       
       that could've gotten me      

247
00:12:40,968 --> 00:12:42,970
        the fuck out of here!       

248
00:12:43,012 --> 00:12:44,388
              [crying]              

249
00:12:44,430 --> 00:12:45,723
               [wails]              

250
00:12:45,765 --> 00:12:47,808
           [clock ticking]          

251
00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:54,774
            Is he coming?           

252
00:12:54,815 --> 00:12:57,568
      quirky, atmospheric music    

253
00:12:57,610 --> 00:12:59,445
                                  

254
00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,281
            -[Joanna] Oh.           
         -Hello, Miss Gold.         

255
00:13:02,323 --> 00:13:04,074
              [exhales]             

256
00:13:04,116 --> 00:13:06,410
             Dr. Codish.            

257
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,537
       -Um, how am I feeling?       
            -[both] What?           

258
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:11,540
    Uh, this is my boss Patricia.   

259
00:13:11,582 --> 00:13:13,959
 Uh, Patricia, this is my doctor. 

260
00:13:14,001 --> 00:13:15,127
                Hmm.                

261
00:13:17,004 --> 00:13:19,715
       You're excused, Joanna.      

262
00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:21,634
    -Oh, wouldn't it be good to--   
     -Maybe I could take notes--    

263
00:13:21,675 --> 00:13:23,636
      Get the fuck out, Joanna.     

264
00:13:24,637 --> 00:13:25,888
               Right.               

265
00:13:31,185 --> 00:13:33,813
             [stammers]             

266
00:13:33,854 --> 00:13:35,147
           [grunts softly]          

267
00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,733
          [Joanna titters]          

268
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:39,235
            [door opens]            

269
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:45,199
           [door creaking]          

270
00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:51,997
           Where'd you get          
        that beautiful shell?       

271
00:13:52,039 --> 00:13:53,999
              Mallorca.             

272
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,001
        I have eight minutes.       

273
00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:59,421
             Uh, so, um,            

274
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:03,259
    I understand that you've been   
    diagnosed with breast cancer.   

275
00:14:03,300 --> 00:14:04,844
       I'm sorry to hear that.      

276
00:14:04,885 --> 00:14:07,096
       And-and Joanna tells me      
         that you're having         

277
00:14:07,137 --> 00:14:09,849
         concerns about, uh,        

278
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,893
            seeking care            
        and trusting doctors.       

279
00:14:12,935 --> 00:14:15,479
    -Is that what she tells you?    
                -Yes.               

280
00:14:15,521 --> 00:14:19,525
     And I'm not your physician,    
       and I, uh, can't speak       

281
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:23,028
          to your specific          
         medical situation.         

282
00:14:23,070 --> 00:14:25,781
          But maybe I could         

283
00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:29,451
         speak to you about         
       my personal experience.      

284
00:14:29,493 --> 00:14:31,871
      You know, many years ago,     

285
00:14:31,912 --> 00:14:34,164
           my daughter was          
       diagnosed with cancer.       

286
00:14:34,206 --> 00:14:38,002
           And, uh, I went          
         through a few weeks        

287
00:14:38,043 --> 00:14:41,547
        of just feeling like        
       it was all a nightmare       

288
00:14:41,589 --> 00:14:45,134
         and that if, maybe         
      we didn't talk about it,      

289
00:14:45,175 --> 00:14:46,552
        that it wasn't real.        

290
00:14:46,594 --> 00:14:49,763
           But, you know,           

291
00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:52,182
        it was already real.        

292
00:14:52,224 --> 00:14:56,937
      A-And I know it's scary,      
    but one thing that helped me    

293
00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,941
   was realizing that even though   
      some things would change,     

294
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:03,068
           a lot of things          
        would stay the same.        

295
00:15:03,110 --> 00:15:05,446
             -Like what?            
              -Like...              

296
00:15:05,487 --> 00:15:08,073
       the people who love you      
          and care for you.         

297
00:15:08,115 --> 00:15:10,034
     That'll always be the same.    

298
00:15:11,201 --> 00:15:13,787
      Well, that must be nice.      

299
00:15:20,127 --> 00:15:21,795
        How's your daughter?        

300
00:15:21,837 --> 00:15:23,547
       Uh, she's doing great.       

301
00:15:26,717 --> 00:15:28,552
       Do you have any family       
       you could reach out to?      

302
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,596
            I have a son.           

303
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:32,806
          Have you told him         
       about what's going on?       

304
00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:41,106
   It's time for my next meeting.   

305
00:15:42,983 --> 00:15:44,777
             [car beeps]            

306
00:15:45,819 --> 00:15:47,404
              [Joanna]              
         So, how did it go?         

307
00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:48,948
   Is she gonna go to the doctor?   

308
00:15:48,989 --> 00:15:50,866
            I don't know.           

309
00:15:50,908 --> 00:15:52,910
    Um, w-well, can you go back?    

310
00:15:52,952 --> 00:15:55,454
        Maybe she just needs        
    a little bit more convincing.   

311
00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:58,040
    I don't think I can do that.    

312
00:15:58,999 --> 00:16:00,709
           A-Are you okay?          

313
00:16:00,751 --> 00:16:03,212
            No. I'm not.            

314
00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:05,506
     That felt very bad, Joanna.    

315
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,091
                 Oh.                

316
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:09,635
    I can't go back to that time    
         when you got sick.         

317
00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:13,514
            It's just...            

318
00:16:13,555 --> 00:16:15,265
            I thought...            

319
00:16:17,685 --> 00:16:20,187
         Y-You thought what?        

320
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:23,649
    I thought you were gonna die.   

321
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:27,778
              Oh, um...             

322
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:31,240
        I-I never knew that.        

323
00:16:31,281 --> 00:16:33,450
     Well, I probably shouldn't     
         have told you that.        

324
00:16:33,492 --> 00:16:36,495
    I don't know how much longer    
      I can keep up this lie...     

325
00:16:37,538 --> 00:16:38,831
             ...for you.            

326
00:16:40,708 --> 00:16:42,668
          I'm not like Mom.         

327
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:46,338
              -[crying]             
       -I'm so sorry. I know.       

328
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,340
          slow, somber music       

329
00:16:48,382 --> 00:16:50,342
        Where's my goddamn...       

330
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,094
                -Oh.                
          -...VitaminWater?         

331
00:16:52,136 --> 00:16:53,929
              [grunts]              

332
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,181
      I got too scared in there     
          to ask for water.         

333
00:16:56,223 --> 00:16:57,975
           I'm so thirsty.          

334
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,519
            Oh, your mom            
        packed these for you.       

335
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:03,647
   Oh, my God, meatballs. You want 
      to come over to my place      

336
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,190
      -and we'll warm these up?     
               -Can't.              

337
00:17:05,232 --> 00:17:06,525
            I got to go.            

338
00:17:07,568 --> 00:17:09,236
                Okay.               

339
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,281
     -That's okay. I understand.    
               -Yeah.               

340
00:17:12,322 --> 00:17:15,534
    Oh, one-one last thing. Um...   

341
00:17:15,576 --> 00:17:18,037
        I got the, um, sense        
            that Patricia           

342
00:17:18,078 --> 00:17:20,372
          doesn't feel like         
           she has anyone.          

343
00:17:20,414 --> 00:17:23,208
   Is-is there anyone she's close   
      to who could talk to her?     

344
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:30,090
     I just feel like her energy    
     is getting so toxic lately.    

345
00:17:30,132 --> 00:17:31,717
                [Pam]               
          Yes, I feel that.         

346
00:17:31,759 --> 00:17:34,303
      And your chart is showing     
      that you're very blocked      

347
00:17:34,344 --> 00:17:35,721
       in your seventh house.       

348
00:17:35,763 --> 00:17:37,222
   That's the house of transition, 

349
00:17:37,264 --> 00:17:38,849
              -change.              
                -Huh.               

350
00:17:38,891 --> 00:17:42,144
       Something's keeping you      
            from growing.           

351
00:17:42,186 --> 00:17:43,479
              Patricia.             

352
00:17:43,520 --> 00:17:46,023
       Is it Patricia, though?      
              I don't--             

353
00:17:46,065 --> 00:17:48,650
         What have you been         
     holding back from yourself?    

354
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:50,569
           [grunts softly]          

355
00:17:50,611 --> 00:17:52,988
   Well, guys, I've actually never 
    said this out loud to anyone,   

356
00:17:53,030 --> 00:17:57,076
      but I have always dreamed     
     of living in Machu Picchu.     

357
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:59,453
        I don't think you can       
        live in Machu Picchu.       

358
00:17:59,495 --> 00:18:00,954
    No, I'm pretty sure you can.    

359
00:18:00,996 --> 00:18:02,790
    They have houses at the top.    
           Right, Pamela?           

360
00:18:02,831 --> 00:18:04,500
               -Yeah.               
           -Yeah. They do.          

361
00:18:04,541 --> 00:18:06,043
              [Jackie]              
     And how amazing would it be    

362
00:18:06,085 --> 00:18:07,544
     to be so close to Big Sur?     

363
00:18:07,586 --> 00:18:09,588
 Oh, you know, I'm almost certain 

364
00:18:09,630 --> 00:18:12,466
    that Machu Picchu is in Peru.   

365
00:18:12,508 --> 00:18:14,176
          It's in Morocco.          

366
00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:16,637
     Don't you just belong here,    
               at SVN?              

367
00:18:16,678 --> 00:18:18,222
           You need to go           
         where the love is.         

368
00:18:18,263 --> 00:18:19,598
              [Jackie]              
                Aww.                

369
00:18:19,640 --> 00:18:21,600
      Who's standing in the way     
           of your power?           

370
00:18:21,642 --> 00:18:24,770
     Patricia, because she tries    
           to control me.           

371
00:18:24,812 --> 00:18:28,148
   Nobody can control you but you. 

372
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:29,983
              -Mm-hmm.              
     -You have to show her that.    

373
00:18:30,025 --> 00:18:31,485
    Does that resonate with you?    

374
00:18:31,527 --> 00:18:34,780
             Oh, my God,            
     are you kidding, Pam? Yes.     

375
00:18:34,822 --> 00:18:36,448
           You know what?           

376
00:18:36,490 --> 00:18:40,494
       As I think about this,       
       I'm coming to this idea      

377
00:18:40,536 --> 00:18:43,914
       that my soul has maybe       
        outgrown Patricia's,        

378
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:46,375
   and I need to set myself free,   
              you know?             

379
00:18:46,416 --> 00:18:50,087
    Oh, interesting, 'cause, um,    
     what I'm sort of gathering     

380
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:54,633
   is that it's best to be kinder   
        to Patricia right now       

381
00:18:54,675 --> 00:18:58,637
       and to be more of, um,       
       like, a-a team player.       

382
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:01,473
   Yeah, I'm not reading anything   
           that has to do           

383
00:19:01,515 --> 00:19:04,852
      with being a team player      
      for Jackie at this time.      

384
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:07,271
            -Mm. Mm-hmm.            
               -Well,               

385
00:19:07,312 --> 00:19:09,898
   I hate to break it to you, Pam, 
      but you're not a doctor.      

386
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:13,026
         Okay? You're just,         
       you're a star guesser.       

387
00:19:13,068 --> 00:19:15,237
           And, you know,           
      if you're so all-knowing,     

388
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,407
        uh, what number am I        
     thinking of right now, Pam?    

389
00:19:18,448 --> 00:19:21,326
    That's not really what I do,    
              but nine.             

390
00:19:23,620 --> 00:19:25,038
                 No.                

391
00:19:25,080 --> 00:19:26,498
       That's really far off.       

392
00:19:29,001 --> 00:19:30,919
             What number            
        am I thinking of now?       

393
00:19:30,961 --> 00:19:31,962
                 B.                 

394
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:35,215
 Fuck you, it was a letter. Fuck. 

395
00:19:35,257 --> 00:19:39,011
       Okay, now, we all love       
       a chic leather jacket.       

396
00:19:39,052 --> 00:19:41,096
    -[Beena] Don't say "leather."   
     -But you know, a lot of you    

397
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:44,808
          are saying to me,         
   "Joanna, how could I ever wear   

398
00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:47,686
         a leatherette pant         
       or a polyvinyl slack?"       

399
00:19:47,728 --> 00:19:50,564
     Now, I want you to open up     
      your mind to this piece.      

400
00:19:50,606 --> 00:19:52,983
   Okay? Now, this could only come 

401
00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:56,195
      from the incredible mind      
              of Janté.             

402
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:58,614
      Joanna, you're too kind.      

403
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,992
         All of us at Janté         
      wanted to create a chic,      

404
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,871
       buttery moment that was      
       flattering to the body,      

405
00:20:05,913 --> 00:20:07,706
       and frankly, the soul.       

406
00:20:07,748 --> 00:20:09,499
        [Joanna] What I love        
      so much about this piece      

407
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,377
       is that you can really       
    dress it up or dress it down.   

408
00:20:12,419 --> 00:20:14,463
         You could throw in         
          a pair of tennies         

409
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,298
          with these slacks         
          and-and wear them         

410
00:20:16,340 --> 00:20:18,050
 to pick up the kids from school, 

411
00:20:18,091 --> 00:20:20,052
            or, you know,           
     throw in a strand of pearls    

412
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,971
           for, you know,           
       your house of worship.       

413
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,473
          -[quiet chatter]          
      -[Janté] Well, how about      

414
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:26,892
            a funky pump            
      for a night on the town?      

415
00:20:26,934 --> 00:20:29,770
     Okay, ladies and gentlemen,    
     this is why we have Janté.     

416
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,396
          -Oh, stop, stop.          
             -[chuckles]            

417
00:20:31,438 --> 00:20:33,690
     Uh, Alicia, would you turn     
        to the left, please?        

418
00:20:33,732 --> 00:20:35,359
                -Oh.                
           -Thanks, doll.           

419
00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:38,862
        Now, I want you guys        
    to pay attention to the fit.    

420
00:20:38,904 --> 00:20:40,697
                -Mm.                
    -Okay? The-the way it drapes    

421
00:20:40,739 --> 00:20:44,451
    -and accentuates the curves.    
     -[Joanna] Ugh, incredible.     

422
00:20:44,493 --> 00:20:47,204
   Yeah, I love that so very much. 

423
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,040
         Um, and, you know,         
      I want to speak directly      

424
00:20:50,082 --> 00:20:54,253
       to the viewers at home       
          who-who may think         

425
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:58,257
         that these joggers         
       are too much of a risk,      

426
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:02,261
      you know, who are saying,     
         "I can't do this."         

427
00:21:02,302 --> 00:21:05,722
       Because I promise you,       

428
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:07,849
          you can do this.          

429
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:10,435
        And even if you think       

430
00:21:10,477 --> 00:21:13,563
         that people aren't         
      gonna love these joggers,     

431
00:21:13,605 --> 00:21:16,942
          I'm telling you,          
        they will love them.        

432
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,944
         contemplative music       

433
00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:23,865
      People love you so much.      

434
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:28,287
       And you are not alone.       

435
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,502
    And they're machine-washable.   

436
00:21:35,544 --> 00:21:37,629
     [Pam] I want to talk to you    
       about Crystal Buddiez.       

437
00:21:37,671 --> 00:21:39,631
          -[Jackie] Mm-hmm.         
         -She's rose quartz.        

438
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,591
      She's for love problems.      

439
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,468
                -Aww.               
          -He's malachite,          

440
00:21:43,510 --> 00:21:47,472
          for money stuff,          
   and this little moonstone guy,   

441
00:21:47,514 --> 00:21:48,974
     this is for bringing travel    
           into your life.          

442
00:21:49,016 --> 00:21:51,184
    Especially travel over water.   

443
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:54,479
          Ooh, I love that,         
       because I love cruises.      

444
00:21:54,521 --> 00:21:57,149
     Oh, Pam, these are genius.     

445
00:21:57,190 --> 00:22:00,694
    Okay, want, want, want, want.   

446
00:22:00,736 --> 00:22:02,154
      I think I need them all.      
         How much are they?         

447
00:22:02,195 --> 00:22:05,240
             $48 apiece,            
      but it's three for $130.      

448
00:22:05,282 --> 00:22:06,783
          Ooh, that's good.         

449
00:22:06,825 --> 00:22:08,452
        Okay, so can we just        
       add them to my session?      

450
00:22:08,493 --> 00:22:11,246
        Sure, but can we talk       
           about your tab?          

451
00:22:11,288 --> 00:22:12,581
 Oh, no. Did I forget to pay you? 

452
00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:15,500
       Oh, I'm so sorry, Pam.       

453
00:22:15,542 --> 00:22:17,002
    I've just been so scattered.    
             Forgive me.            

454
00:22:17,044 --> 00:22:18,670
      Here, I can pay you now.      

455
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:21,298
         What is the   damage?        

456
00:22:21,340 --> 00:22:23,800
 Um, Jackie, it's almost $25,000. 

457
00:22:23,842 --> 00:22:25,260
    Oh, my God, are you serious?    

458
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,012
   Really? Is it really that much? 

459
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:30,182
       Well, you had all those      
 solid gold Tibetan singing bowls 

460
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:32,517
   -you bought during retrograde.   
             -Oh, right.            

461
00:22:32,559 --> 00:22:34,478
       [gasps] I have an idea.      

462
00:22:34,519 --> 00:22:37,773
       What if I paid you back      

463
00:22:37,814 --> 00:22:40,525
   by selling the Crystal Buddiez   
             on my show?            

464
00:22:40,567 --> 00:22:42,694
       Do you think you could       
            sell enough?            

465
00:22:42,736 --> 00:22:44,696
            Pam, come on.           

466
00:22:44,738 --> 00:22:46,156
         These are amazing.         

467
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,699
           This is exactly          
          the kind of thing         

468
00:22:47,741 --> 00:22:49,326
        I've wanted to bring        
           my Jackalopes.           

469
00:22:49,368 --> 00:22:51,661
          There is nothing          
          like this on SVN.         

470
00:22:51,703 --> 00:22:55,082
      Trust me, mark my words,      
       they're gonna be a hit.      

471
00:22:55,123 --> 00:22:56,833
        And thank you so much       
       for the session today.       

472
00:22:56,875 --> 00:22:59,252
         I really feel like         
   we're making huge discoveries.   

473
00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:01,755
         -Thank you as well.        
        -I love you, Pamela.        

474
00:23:03,090 --> 00:23:04,716
           -[door closes]           
          -[Gilberg] Okay.          

475
00:23:04,758 --> 00:23:06,009
           Mrs. Cochran...          

476
00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,054
            Ms. Cochran.            

477
00:23:09,096 --> 00:23:11,139
           "Ms. Cochran."           
      Sorry about that. [sighs]     

478
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:12,891
       So, how are we feeling?      

479
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:18,230
          Like we just got          
       diagnosed with cancer.       

480
00:23:18,271 --> 00:23:21,066
        -What are my options?       
           -In your case,           

481
00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,944
        I strongly recommend        
      we discuss a mastectomy.      

482
00:23:30,033 --> 00:23:32,411
         How long do I have         
           to be off work?          

483
00:23:32,452 --> 00:23:34,371
       Standard recovery time       
       is six to eight weeks.       

484
00:23:34,413 --> 00:23:37,624
      Longer if you opt for the     
 immediate breast reconstruction. 

485
00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,253
           [softly] Okay.           

486
00:23:41,294 --> 00:23:43,171
      Patricia, where are you,      

487
00:23:43,213 --> 00:23:45,674
        -where are you going?       
      -To get a fucking drink.      

488
00:23:48,135 --> 00:23:49,386
            [door opens]            

489
00:23:51,096 --> 00:23:54,224
       [Patricia] Yeah, he was      
      a Marine from Roxborough.     

490
00:23:54,266 --> 00:23:56,476
   We met right here in this bar.   

491
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:58,812
        We drank, we laughed.       

492
00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:00,856
          Before I knew it,         
        we're in the bathroom       

493
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:03,442
     where I fucked him so hard     
          I broke his dick.         

494
00:24:03,483 --> 00:24:05,819
              [laughs]              

495
00:24:05,861 --> 00:24:09,156
            I didn't know           
        that they can break.        

496
00:24:09,197 --> 00:24:10,699
       We had to go to the ER.      

497
00:24:10,740 --> 00:24:12,534
            Oh, my gosh.            

498
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:14,995
       This drink is so crazy.      

499
00:24:15,036 --> 00:24:16,621
        I feel like I'm sort        
           of lightheaded.          

500
00:24:16,663 --> 00:24:18,039
      Are-are you feeling this?     

501
00:24:18,081 --> 00:24:21,793
         How is it you have         
        never had a martini?        

502
00:24:21,835 --> 00:24:24,671
             -[stammers]            
               -Jesus.              

503
00:24:25,839 --> 00:24:28,717
        But most importantly,       

504
00:24:28,758 --> 00:24:33,805
         why are you wasting        
        your God-given pussy?       

505
00:24:35,474 --> 00:24:38,393
                -Oh.                
    -The hell are you scared of?    

506
00:24:40,353 --> 00:24:45,192
             [stammers]             
 Well, what are you so scared of? 

507
00:24:47,319 --> 00:24:49,821
        Why did you walk out        
           of the doctor?           

508
00:24:51,990 --> 00:24:54,159
       I ain't scared of shit.      

509
00:24:58,205 --> 00:24:59,998
           You're the one           
        who should be scared.       

510
00:25:01,708 --> 00:25:04,336
         'Cause if something        
          happens to me...          

511
00:25:08,340 --> 00:25:11,092
      ...your little dream job      
             goes away.             

512
00:25:11,134 --> 00:25:13,553
        Everything goes away.       

513
00:25:13,595 --> 00:25:17,641
     I don't see why everything     
           has to go away.          

514
00:25:17,682 --> 00:25:22,354
 I mean, having cancer, it's just 
      one chapter of your life,     

515
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,397
    i-it's not your whole story.    

516
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:27,692
            Really? Well,           
       it's your whole story.       

517
00:25:27,734 --> 00:25:31,947
     Cancer's your whole story,     
       it's your whole shtick.      

518
00:25:31,988 --> 00:25:34,032
    It's all you ever talk about.   

519
00:25:36,076 --> 00:25:37,619
         All you'll ever be.        

520
00:25:43,083 --> 00:25:46,211
          Don't talk to me          
       about this shit again.       

521
00:25:48,088 --> 00:25:50,215
         I mean it, Joanna.         

522
00:25:52,175 --> 00:25:53,677
    Instead of worrying about me,   

523
00:25:53,718 --> 00:25:55,387
         you worry about why        
      you're not getting laid.      

524
00:25:55,428 --> 00:25:57,389
           How about that?          

525
00:26:03,979 --> 00:26:06,064
            Cancer Girl.            

526
00:26:12,195 --> 00:26:14,239
        [scattered applause]        

527
00:26:17,492 --> 00:26:19,244
          Scoot over, baby.         

528
00:26:27,085 --> 00:26:29,045
           [piano playing]          

529
00:26:29,087 --> 00:26:33,425
          Birds flying high        

530
00:26:33,466 --> 00:26:37,512
         You know how I feel       

531
00:26:40,265 --> 00:26:43,435
          Sun up in the sky        

532
00:26:43,476 --> 00:26:44,894
               You know            

533
00:26:44,936 --> 00:26:49,274
              How I feel           

534
00:26:49,316 --> 00:26:51,776
                Breeze             

535
00:26:51,818 --> 00:26:55,030
            Drifting on by         

536
00:26:56,406 --> 00:27:00,118
         You know how I feel       

537
00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:04,247
           It's a new dawn         

538
00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,625
            It's a new day         

539
00:27:06,666 --> 00:27:08,710
           It's a new life         

540
00:27:08,752 --> 00:27:10,629
                For me             

541
00:27:14,090 --> 00:27:17,594
           And I'm feeling         

542
00:27:17,636 --> 00:27:18,803
                 Good              

543
00:27:22,599 --> 00:27:25,810
         And I'm feeling good      

544
00:27:29,898 --> 00:27:33,068
           Fish in the sea         

545
00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,362
         You know how I feel       

546
00:27:35,403 --> 00:27:39,032
          River running free       

547
00:27:39,074 --> 00:27:41,660
         You know how I feel       

548
00:27:41,701 --> 00:27:44,329
            Hey. [grunts]           

549
00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:46,331
         Blossoms on the tree,      
         you know how I feel        

550
00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,957
                Wow.                

551
00:27:47,999 --> 00:27:50,960
            It's a new dawn,        
            it's a new day          

552
00:27:51,002 --> 00:27:54,255
           It's a new life         

553
00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:56,925
                For me             

554
00:27:57,884 --> 00:28:02,180
                For me             

555
00:28:02,222 --> 00:28:04,516
                 Oh.                

556
00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:06,184
     I'm gonna break your dick.     

557
00:28:06,226 --> 00:28:08,019
                Huh?                

558
00:28:10,355 --> 00:28:12,315
         Oh, you know what?         
       This is distracting me.      

559
00:28:12,357 --> 00:28:13,858
         -That's my grandpa.        
             -Oh, yeah.             

560
00:28:13,900 --> 00:28:16,361
     -Get out of here, Grandpa.     
           -[both chuckle]          

561
00:28:16,403 --> 00:28:17,779
       He survived Auschwitz.       

562
00:28:17,821 --> 00:28:19,572
             -Oh, damn.             
            -Yeah. Here.            

563
00:28:19,614 --> 00:28:23,201
       Quickly gonna turn down      
          my grandma, also.         

564
00:28:23,243 --> 00:28:24,703
    She also survived Auschwitz.    

565
00:28:24,744 --> 00:28:26,663
                Uh...               

566
00:28:26,705 --> 00:28:28,206
       This grandma just died       
            in her sleep.           

567
00:28:29,874 --> 00:28:32,252
           Uh, my cousin.           
         She's a huge bitch.        

568
00:28:32,293 --> 00:28:33,378
           [both chuckle]           

569
00:28:36,005 --> 00:28:38,508
       Oh, uh, let me. Sorry,       
   I-I strained my rotator cuffs.   

570
00:28:38,550 --> 00:28:40,093
         -Oh, I'm so sorry.         
             -It's okay.            

571
00:28:41,094 --> 00:28:42,387
                Birds              

572
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,725
               The sun             

573
00:28:46,766 --> 00:28:48,518
              The breeze           

574
00:28:50,395 --> 00:28:52,731
         The fish, the river       

575
00:28:52,772 --> 00:28:57,360
       The blossoms on the tree    

576
00:28:57,402 --> 00:28:59,487
       Now I'm in button land       
            and I'm like,           

577
00:28:59,529 --> 00:29:02,073
    "Oh, keep the buttons going--   
         wherever they go."         

578
00:29:02,115 --> 00:29:03,283
             [chuckles]             

579
00:29:03,324 --> 00:29:04,576
                Hey.                

580
00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:07,829
                Hey.                

581
00:29:07,871 --> 00:29:12,834
               And I'm             

582
00:29:14,753 --> 00:29:18,298
             I'm feeling           

583
00:29:18,339 --> 00:29:23,094
                 Good              

584
00:29:26,181 --> 00:29:29,058
      [song ends with flourish]     

585
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:45,134
                [man]               
             No traipsing.