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         [crickets chirping]        

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              [Joanna]              
                  Wow.               

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        This is, uh, so cozy.       

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       Do you want to come in?      

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        It's a little messy.        
     My maid skipped last week.     

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        Oh, no, I-I love it.        

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               Sorry.               

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               [sighs]              

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    Um, it's really... I love it,   

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     it's got such an eclectic,     
            chic quality.           

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   Thanks. Well, I-I collect a lot 
   of very rare and unique pieces. 

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          Things you can't          
        find anywhere, so...        

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          [Joanna] No, yes.         

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           I can see that.          

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              -Very...              
     -It's a little rude of you     

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           to just show up          
        without even calling.       

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          Well, I did call.         
         You didn't pick up.        

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    Well, I can't find my phone.    

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       So, how did it happen?       

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        Did you just go knock       
     on Patricia's door and say,    

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       "I'll do it. I'll stab       
       my friend in the back"?      

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        Jackie, I didn't feel       
        like I had a choice.        

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                Okay.               

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                 Oh.                

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        Amazing sarcophagus.        

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    Thanks. It's actually a bar.    
          You can open it.          

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                -Oh.                
        -I sold that in 1998.       

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             It was made            
       by Cairo Home Accents.       

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     They went out of business,     
            such a shame.           

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    They were based in Galveston.   

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           [laughs softly]          

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    Why are you making that face?   

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             Oh, I'm...             
      I'm not making a-a face.      

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        You're making a face.       

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         This is why I don't        
          like people over.         

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     They don't even understand.    

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        Jackie, what are you        
    talking about? I understand.    

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     Okay? I-I love this stuff.     

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      [sighs] What a beautiful      
       collection of roosters.      

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      Is this one hand-painted?     

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     I mean, what an incredible     
         conversation piece.        

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   Look at that scalloped edging.   
    That's such a unique detail.    

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     Yeah, I sold that in 2002.     
   It was made by Farms Unlimited. 

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        Daniel Farms, he was        
      such a talented designer.     

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    He overdosed, though. So sad.   

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      Absolutely heartbreaking.     

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            Daniel Farms.           

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           Funny guy, too.          

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    Wait a second. Is this all...   

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   It's everything I've ever sold. 

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      I wouldn't sell anything      
          to my Jackalopes          

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   that I don't love myself, so... 

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     Jackie, I am really sorry.     

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      Well, I really appreciate     
          you saying that.          

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         Means a lot to me.         

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       I know Patricia can do       
        really crazy things,        

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      so I do understand that.      

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       Maybe she's just going       
        through a tough time.       

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              -[clangs]             
        -Oh, my God, please.        

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       We're all going through      
            a tough time.           

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          Give me a break.          
        I'm getting divorced.       

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 You're going through your stuff. 

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            Right. Yeah.            

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    By the way, I do have to say,   
     you were really good today.    

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    I mean, not just, like, good.   
         You were fantastic.        

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         Look, Jackie, I was        
      basically just doing you.     

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        I mean, everyone is.        
          You're a legend.          

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          Please come back          
          to work. Please.          

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            I don't know.           

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      I don't think I'm really      
        wanted there anymore.       

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        Jackie, what are you        
           talking about?           

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         Of course you are.         

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         Okay, look, come in        
          tomorrow morning,         

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         and we will go talk        
        to Patricia together.       

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      Okay? You gonna come in?      

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             We'll see.             

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            9 a.m. sharp.           
      What's your coffee order?     

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 -Light and sweet and piping hot? 
           -[both chuckle]          

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      Mm, I'll think about it.      

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      Okay, so I'll definitely      
       see you tomorrow. then.      

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             upbeat music          

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               [Darcy]              
       This photo is unusable.      

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       Can I just say, I know       
       this is your real life,      

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      but producer hat, I need      
     to look at it and be like,     

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        "The girl has cancer.       
 I'm sad because she has cancer." 

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          -Can you do that?         
               -Yeah.               

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      -Got it, yeah. Of course.     
               -Also,               

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          what is the deal?         

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    Is Jackie coming back or no?    

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         Um, duh. Of course         
         she's coming back.         

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         Okay, well, I know         
         you guys are, like,        

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     little friends or whatever,    

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   so you better fucking make sure 
           that she does.           

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       Okay? Because you don't      
       just let Patricia down.      

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               -Right.              
               -Okay?               

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         Because that woman         
         is a goddess, okay?        

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        And she's taking care       
      of you, me, everyone here     

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      more than any of us know.     

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   And who takes care of her? Hmm? 

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     Who's really there for her?    
              Tell me.              

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    Well, I mean, you are, right?   

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    No. No, I'm not. I'm nothing.   

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        I'm like a little bug       
           that's nothing.          

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     [phone chiming, vibrating]     

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                Shit.               

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        I have to take this.        
            It's Europe.            

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         quirky, upbeat music      

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             [Beth Ann]             
           You know, I think         

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        you and I should have       
         a little talk about        

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   what happened the other night,   
         because I've, like,        

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          never, ever, ever         
      done anything like that.      

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              -Mm-hmm.              
             -And, um...            

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            I don't know,           
      I think we should, like,      

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   keep that to a one-time thing.   

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     That's fine by me, sweetie.    

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    Yeah, but, like... [exhales]    

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           it was frickin'          
         incredible, right?         

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             You think?             

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                Yeah.               

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          Perry, we fucked          
       for, like, ten minutes.      

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             I, like...             

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      This is so embarrassing,      
      but for the longest time,     

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   I thought you were, like, gay.   

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         Oh, gay, straight.         

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   L-O-L. What is this? The '90s?   

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             -[chuckles]            
           -Honey, I fuck.          

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               I know.              
              [laughs]              

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         Yeah, but I'm glad         
        you had a good time.        

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                Boop.               

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          Hold that for me?         

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        Hey, Danny, wait up.        

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              [inhales]             

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     Did you and Perry hook up?     

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             What? What?            

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              [laughs]              

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               -What?               
    -Uh, look, just so you know,    

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        I took three credits        
        at community college        

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    in body language, and the way   
      he handed you that donut,     

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        I am strongly getting       
        that you guys hooked.       

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       Okay, could you just...      
              [shushes]             

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         Beena, please don't        
         tell anybody that.         

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            I don't know            
       what's going on, like,       

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    I can't tell if he likes me.    
      Like, you're the expert.      

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       Does he like me? Like,       
    I don't know what's going on    

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   with my life right now, Beena.   
          I'm freaking out.         

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           Whoa. [shushes]          

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               Listen.              

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     Do you remember years ago,     
     when the Dave Matthews Band    

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    tour bus poured all that shit   
       from their septic tank       

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            off a bridge            
       into the Chicago River       

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            and it landed           
        on a bunch of people?       

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     -Just head-to-toe in feces?    
            -Okay, sorry,           

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      what does this have to do     
         with my situation?         

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        Well, I was managing        
     Dave Matthews at the time.     

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 And, sweetie, it was my decision 

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      to dump those black tanks     
          into that river.          

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 Dave told me not to, but I don't 
      take orders from talent.      

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   The point is, I made a mistake. 

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       But that's how we learn      
         what we truly want.        

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             Read this.             

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              Trust me,             
       it'll change your life.      

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          "Act Like a Lady,         
         Think Like a Man."         

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         Steve Harvey. Icon.        

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    [Patricia] All right, people,   
              heads up.             

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       Gather, gather, please.      

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              Sit down.             

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        We've got work to do.       
    Let's go, let's go, let's go.   

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        We are three days out       
          from Cancerthon.          

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 Just a reminder, we have to sell 

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     one million dollars' worth     
 of merchandise in the first hour 

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    or we don't make real money.    

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         So, I need everyone        
          together on this.         

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           Where's Jackie?          

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                 Oh.                

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           Hello, Jackie.           
             [chuckles]             

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     No, I don't need a coffee,     
          you silly goosie,         

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     just get your little bottom    
             over here.             

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           [clears throat]          
            What's that?            

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          Oh, you were just         
           being impulsive          

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       but now it's all okay?       
             [chuckles]             

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     We do all have those days.     

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          Yeah. Okay, bye.          

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   Jackie will be here any minute. 
           Crazy traffic.           

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             Um, I think            
      Jerry Seinfeld's in town.     

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         I wonder what kind         
    of classic car he's driving.    

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             -[chuckles]            
     -I don't know who that is.     

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           Jerry Seinfeld?          

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             [Patricia]             
          We're done here.          

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               [Darcy]              
     Yes, of course. Final sale.    

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         Of course. I guess         
       my only issue with that      

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   is I'm on the website right now 
   and it does not say final sale. 

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         No, yeah, and I was        
     on the website, obviously,     

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       when I bought the bag,       
    and it didn't say final sale.   

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     More than happy to do that.    

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        I am on the site now        
            and it says,            

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       "All sales are final...      
             are final."            

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       So I guess it says that      
         and you were right.        

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              [laughs]              

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             Okay, well,            
        what's the exception?       

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      You do in-person returns      
             in France.             

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      Okay, well, that will be      
           perfect for me.          

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    Good. No, I'll just do that,    
        and thank you so much       

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      and take care and merci.      

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              [screams]             

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   I think I know where Jackie is   

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        and I think we should       
        go see her together.        

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                -No.                
               -Uh...               

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                Fuck!               

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               -Uh...               
             -Let's go.             

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          atmospheric music        

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            [door opens]            

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              [Jackie]              
        Oh, hey. Come on in.        

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           Jesus, Jackie.           

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              [Jackie]              
      Do you want to sit down?      

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     -W-Where should I do that?     
               -Here.               

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             -Sit down.             
             -[jingling]            

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    Here, you can sit right here.   

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     Here, I'll clear this off.     
              Come in.              

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         Take a seat. Here.         

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         -You can sit here.         
       -No, you can sit there.      

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            -Okay. Uh...            
       -[Jackie] I have bells       

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           from 49 states,          
         I just need to get         

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         -a good Minnesota.         
              -Oh, wow.             

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          -[bells jingling]         
       -[Jackie] They're fun.       

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            [clattering]            

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        Just gonna move this        
           for one second.          

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     Do you guys want something     
              to drink?             

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       Want a glass of water?       

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       Yeah, I had some water       
          on the way over.          

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            [clattering]            

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      Well, I have really good      
   fresh mint lemonade, if you...   

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             [muttering]            

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     Glass of wine or something?    

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           [clears throat]          

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            Jackie, baby.           

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       I think you need help.       

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              [Joanna]              
      I think we all could use      

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    -a little bit of help, right?   
            -No, no, no.            

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         She has a problem.         

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       What do you want, Pat?       

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          We need to talk.          

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            -Let's talk.            
           -Love to talk.           

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           Actually, Pat,           
      I've been thinking a lot      

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 about what I want to say to you, 

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          and I would like          
        to offer an apology.        

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     It was unprofessional of me    
 to not show up at   Beautiful You, 

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      and for that, I am sorry.     

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              [Joanna]              
              Apology.              

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                Aww.                

250
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         When are you coming        
            back to work?           

251
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               But...               

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      the fact that we haven't      
          been in alignment         

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       is an important message      
         that I really think        

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          I need to receive         
         from the universe.         

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          So on that note,          

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    I do have to say that I don't   
    see an authentic path forward   

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           for me at SVN.           

258
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              [Joanna]              
                What?               

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               Jackie.              

260
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   Just watching Joanna go through 

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   her battle has made me realize   
       how short life can be.       

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           Wait a minute,           
        wait a minute, wait.        

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    What are you saying exactly?    

264
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    Well, what I'm trying to say    

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   is that I think my time at SVN   

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        has come to a natural       
            ending point.           

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    And-and I think Joanna would    
     make the perfect successor.    

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      [Joanna] Okay, all right,     
       I-I'm sorry, but, um...      

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      Are we on MTV's   Jackass?      

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         Because, you know,         
          t-this feels like         

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 it's just a big prank, you know? 

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           Right, Jackie?           
        This is a big prank.        

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       No, no, no, no, no, no.      

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                Okay.               

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     You want to quit your job?     

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          It is what it is.         

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               Joanna,              

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         you're the new host        
          of   Beautiful You.         

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              We done?              

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       Sure, we're done. Yeah.      

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         I guess. I mean...         
             [stammers]             

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       Yeah. We're done, yeah.      

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              Let's go.             

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             [stammers]             

285
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                What?               

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          Well, your timing         
        isn't exactly ideal,        

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   with Cancerthon in three days.   

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 It would be nice if you could... 

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      ...still do your segment      

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          and formally pass         
        the baton to Joanna.        

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 Oh, my God, of course. Yes. Yes. 

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      Joanna and I will do that     
           and-and I have           

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 to say goodbye to my Jackalopes. 

294
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                Fine.               

295
00:12:08,352 --> 00:12:09,478
          Then we're done.          

296
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       You two can figure out       
            your segment.           

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           Okay, I just...          
        Isn't there anything        

298
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          that you-you want         
      to share with each other?     

299
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      [stammers] Like, talk a-a     
   little bit more to each other?   

300
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            Give a share?           

301
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              You know,             

302
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               Jackie,              

303
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    you wonder why I don't trust    
   you to make your own decisions? 

304
00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,923
          Look around you.          

305
00:12:39,467 --> 00:12:41,260
            Look at this.           

306
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       [cuckoo clock chiming]       

307
00:13:06,118 --> 00:13:08,412
           [chiming stops]          

308
00:13:11,749 --> 00:13:13,793
               [sighs]              

309
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   I rode with her, so I should... 

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                Yeah.               

311
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             somber music          

312
00:13:27,807 --> 00:13:31,268
                                  

313
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   Okay, so one idea I have that's 
     so good is I-I would, like,    

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   descend from a giant staircase   
       in, like, angel wings?       

315
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        Like, really dramatic       
      and spiritual, you know?      

316
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       Oh, my God, that makes       
     total sense, because, like,    

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     you are an angel, you know?    

318
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             Oh, my God,            
       these chocolate-covered      

319
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     espresso beans are so good.    

320
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               [both]               
              One, two,             

321
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         three, four, five!         

322
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       They make me feel shaky      
          but I love them.          

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      So then what would happen     
     is that, what I would say,     

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 I'd say to my viewers, thank you 
      so much, you've all been      

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        so loyal, I love you,       
       I love you, I love you,      

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       and I'll be bequeathing      
             Beautiful You           

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     to the lovely Joanna Gold,     
             and then--             

328
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           -I'm listening.          
    -This is so cool. What would    

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          happen is I would         
       lift up off the floor,       

330
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    up high to the ceiling, it's    
   almost like it's a magic trick. 

331
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   Like, special effects, kind of. 

332
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         And I would go up,         
         up, up, up, up, up,        

333
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        up into the heavens,        
           blasting away.           

334
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      -Wouldn't that be great?      
       -Okay, I'm processing.       

335
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      Now, my only question is,     
         what do I say next?        

336
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           Well, just say           
      whatever you want to say.     

337
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   I mean, say what feels natural. 
       Say what comes to you,       

338
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     -from your heart, you know?    
             -Honestly,             

339
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         if I'm saying what         
   I really want to say, I'd want   

340
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            to say, like,           
     why are we even doing this?    

341
00:14:29,743 --> 00:14:30,911
         Like, maybe this is        
         just a big mistake?        

342
00:14:30,953 --> 00:14:32,037
     Oh, no, no. No way, no way,    

343
00:14:32,121 --> 00:14:33,622
       because it's definitely      
             happening.             

344
00:14:33,664 --> 00:14:35,082
          That's absolutely         
     not a possibility. Because     

345
00:14:35,124 --> 00:14:36,667
    it's almost like Pamela says,   
       there's no mistakes...       

346
00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:39,128
    -[both] Just happy accidents.   
                -Yes.               

347
00:14:39,211 --> 00:14:42,882
     Hey, wait. Did you ever see    
       when Elton John played       

348
00:14:42,923 --> 00:14:44,174
      at Lady Diana's funeral?      

349
00:14:44,216 --> 00:14:46,093
      Oh, my God, yeah, it's my     
    favorite funeral of all time.   

350
00:14:46,176 --> 00:14:47,928
     So that's exactly the vibe     
            that I want.            

351
00:14:48,012 --> 00:14:49,889
       Like, not, like the sad      
        of it all, but, like,       

352
00:14:49,930 --> 00:14:52,683
        -the glam of it all.        
               -Whoop!              

353
00:14:52,725 --> 00:14:54,810
             Oh, my God.            

354
00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:57,021
               Oh, no.              

355
00:14:57,897 --> 00:15:01,317
     -Oh, thank God, it's okay.     
            -Oh, my God.            

356
00:15:01,400 --> 00:15:03,193
   [sighs] My heart was pounding.   

357
00:15:03,235 --> 00:15:05,946
        It's okay, it's fine.       
        I thought it cracked.       

358
00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:06,989
          Wh-What is that?          

359
00:15:07,072 --> 00:15:08,782
        This is what I stole        
         from Neiman Marcus         

360
00:15:08,866 --> 00:15:10,534
      when Patricia had to come     
            bail me out.            

361
00:15:10,618 --> 00:15:11,619
        They let you keep it?       

362
00:15:11,660 --> 00:15:13,245
          No. No, actually,         
         a few months later         

363
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:14,914
      she just bought it for me     
          for my birthday.          

364
00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:16,123
      That was so sweet of her.     

365
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:17,791
      Because she knew how much     
           I liked premium          

366
00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:19,418
        feline home accents.        

367
00:15:20,961 --> 00:15:24,089
             gentle music          

368
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:28,427
    Jackie, why are you leaving?    

369
00:15:34,934 --> 00:15:38,812
       Maybe I'm overthinking       
      this whole goodbye thing.     

370
00:15:38,854 --> 00:15:41,106
      Maybe we should just do,      
     like, ten minutes of calls,    

371
00:15:41,190 --> 00:15:43,233
     and then I'll turn it over     
               to you.              

372
00:15:43,317 --> 00:15:47,404
        I mean, nobody likes        
        long goodbyes. Right?       

373
00:15:49,990 --> 00:15:54,286
      Yeah, let's just do that.     
        Then we can be done.        

374
00:15:54,328 --> 00:15:55,746
               [sighs]              

375
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:01,460
             gentle music          

376
00:16:01,502 --> 00:16:03,963
                                  

377
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:16,266
              [grunts]              

378
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:21,355
          [loud clattering]         

379
00:16:21,438 --> 00:16:23,315
                Fuck.               

380
00:16:24,441 --> 00:16:26,485
             [grunting]             

381
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:31,824
          [hold music playing]       

382
00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,826
             -[shouting]            
               -Whoa.               

383
00:16:33,867 --> 00:16:36,036
            Fuck. Perry,            
      what are you doing here?      

384
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,122
        I'm just looking for        
          a new concealer.          

385
00:16:38,163 --> 00:16:40,958
   My old one cakes like a mother. 

386
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,668
         What are you doing?        

387
00:16:42,710 --> 00:16:45,379
        Hey, you just in here       
             being sad?             

388
00:16:45,421 --> 00:16:47,131
            [scoffs] No.            

389
00:16:47,214 --> 00:16:50,009
    I'm on the phone with a buyer   
            from France,            

390
00:16:50,092 --> 00:16:53,303
       trying to return a bag       
     because I'm a fucking idiot    

391
00:16:53,345 --> 00:16:55,472
            -and a loser.           
     -Hey. No, you're not. Hey!     

392
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:59,810
    Please do not speak that way    
    about my sweet friend Darcy.    

393
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:02,896
          You don't get it.         
     I have to return this bag,     

394
00:17:02,980 --> 00:17:05,482
    -or I'm in, like, deep shit.    
               -Okay.               

395
00:17:05,566 --> 00:17:07,359
           [man]   Monsieur,          
         thank you for holding.      

396
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:10,237
 Unfortunately, we cannot accept   
       your return at this time--    

397
00:17:10,320 --> 00:17:12,322
      No, I know you said that      
   earlier, but you don't under--   

398
00:17:12,364 --> 00:17:14,491
        -Shh-- Hey, hey, hey!       
         -Perry, it's not--         

399
00:17:14,575 --> 00:17:17,453
           Écoutez-moi, j'ai         
      trois millions de followers    

400
00:17:17,536 --> 00:17:21,874
        sur TikTok, et je pense      
        qu'ils seraient très...      

401
00:17:21,957 --> 00:17:22,833
               pissed               

402
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,918
      que vous avez baisé mon ami    

403
00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:27,046
          pour un sac stupide.       

404
00:17:27,129 --> 00:17:29,965
             Non, non, non.          
          Oui, j'ai dit baisé.       

405
00:17:30,007 --> 00:17:31,925
      [man speaking indistinctly]    

406
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:34,595
       Alors tu vas arranger ça?     

407
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:37,514
          Ah. D'accord. Merci.       

408
00:17:37,556 --> 00:17:40,851
      Done. It'll post in three     
       to five business days.       

409
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,479
                What?               

410
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:44,813
         Perry, oh, my God.         

411
00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:46,148
         -Thank you so much.        
               -Yeah.               

412
00:17:46,231 --> 00:17:47,691
      You have no idea how much     
         you just helped me.        

413
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,109
         Oh, my God, don't--        
       Hey, don't mention it.       

414
00:17:49,151 --> 00:17:50,319
       Perry's got your back.       
           Give me a hug.           

415
00:17:50,402 --> 00:17:51,862
          Come on, big hug,         
         you little crybaby.        

416
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,323
          You have no idea.         
          I was so fucked.          

417
00:17:54,364 --> 00:17:55,115
          Oh... [shushing]          

418
00:17:55,199 --> 00:17:57,159
   You just, like, saved my life.   

419
00:17:57,201 --> 00:17:58,911
           Hey, it's okay.          

420
00:17:58,952 --> 00:18:02,706
             -Thank you.            
            -Yeah. Yeah.            

421
00:18:07,002 --> 00:18:08,087
                Yeah.               

422
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:12,716
      I need to find my way, hmm  

423
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:21,433
                Hey.                

424
00:18:22,684 --> 00:18:24,603
                Hey.                

425
00:18:31,485 --> 00:18:32,778
              [exhales]             

426
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:50,754
        What are you gonna do       
             after this?            

427
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,260
   You know, I'm not really sure.   

428
00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:58,887
 Fuck you, you fucking keto fuck! 

429
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:01,890
       I'm leaving you 'cause       
    he's so much better than you,   

430
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,934
    and we did it from the front!   

431
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:05,686
      [continues indistinctly]      

432
00:19:05,769 --> 00:19:07,187
   Yeah, fuck you, you fucking...   

433
00:19:07,229 --> 00:19:09,731
         Such a messy bitch.        

434
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,733
           [both chuckle]           

435
00:19:11,817 --> 00:19:14,611
         I know. So psycho.         

436
00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:17,781
              [laughs]              

437
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,329
             [chuckles]             

438
00:19:25,747 --> 00:19:27,082
        Are you sitting down?       

439
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:28,458
   I know you're getting ready for 

440
00:19:28,500 --> 00:19:29,918
          the barn thing at         
          Laura's Vineyard,         

441
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:32,796
   but I have something important   
            to tell you.            

442
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,173
                What?               

443
00:19:34,214 --> 00:19:36,425
      I'm, like, about to drop      
         a major truth bomb,        

444
00:19:36,466 --> 00:19:37,718
          so don't scream.          

445
00:19:37,759 --> 00:19:39,303
             What is it?            

446
00:19:39,845 --> 00:19:41,972
         I slept with Perry.        

447
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,016
            That's okay.            

448
00:19:44,057 --> 00:19:46,894
     -It's not even a big deal.     
           -You're right.           

449
00:19:46,935 --> 00:19:49,646
       He's extremely not gay.      
              [laughs]              

450
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:52,816
              -Uh-huh.              
               -And...              

451
00:19:54,234 --> 00:19:55,277
       ...I'm leaving Austin.       

452
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:56,987
      Well, maybe that's good.      
         Maybe that's good.         

453
00:19:57,029 --> 00:19:58,572
         Because you've been        
         thinking about that        

454
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:01,074
     way outside of Perry. Like,    
     Perry doesn't even matter.     

455
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:03,493
        No, no, I'm doing it        
          because of Perry.         

456
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:06,246
            I'm, like...            

457
00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:08,790
             Oh, my God,            
       I'm in love with Perry.      

458
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,001
          Like as friends?          

459
00:20:11,043 --> 00:20:12,336
             No, like...            

460
00:20:12,377 --> 00:20:14,129
    Have you ever heard the term    
            "twinflame"?            

461
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,548
   Like, I think we're just, like, 
     meant to be, or something.     

462
00:20:16,590 --> 00:20:18,342
         I brought the kids         
        to SeaWorld one time,       

463
00:20:18,383 --> 00:20:21,220
       and we, like, swam with      
    dolphins, and it was insane.    

464
00:20:21,303 --> 00:20:25,057
 And, like, that's the only other 
        time in my whole life       

465
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:26,725
      I've ever felt like this.     

466
00:20:26,808 --> 00:20:29,895
       It did feel like that.       

467
00:20:29,978 --> 00:20:31,021
                What?               

468
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:34,191
     I swam with dolphins, too,     
           once, Beth Ann.          

469
00:20:34,233 --> 00:20:37,527
    You're not the only one who's   
     ever slept with a dolphin.     

470
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:41,990
     I'm gonna go get scissors,     
          'cause this is...         

471
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:43,742
           See you later.           

472
00:20:43,825 --> 00:20:45,410
                Okay.               

473
00:20:52,876 --> 00:20:54,878
             gentle music          

474
00:20:54,920 --> 00:20:57,422
                                  

475
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:21,405
           I knew you were          
           a fucking liar!          

476
00:21:21,446 --> 00:21:24,616
   [laughs] You don't have cancer! 

477
00:21:24,658 --> 00:21:25,993
              [laughs]              

478
00:21:26,034 --> 00:21:27,369
     What are you talking about?    

479
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:28,954
             [mockingly]            
    "What are you talking about?"   

480
00:21:28,996 --> 00:21:30,497
      That wasn't your doctor.      

481
00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:34,459
          That was your dad         
         with the meatballs.        

482
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,671
                What?               

483
00:21:40,048 --> 00:21:42,050
             quiet music           

484
00:21:42,092 --> 00:21:44,094
                                  

485
00:21:44,177 --> 00:21:46,805
                Uh...               

486
00:21:52,352 --> 00:21:54,521
                Um...               

487
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,817
    I-If you want to rat me out,    

488
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,737
       just... just go ahead.       

489
00:22:01,778 --> 00:22:04,531
           Please. Really.          

490
00:22:04,614 --> 00:22:09,328
        Okay? I... I get it.        
            I understand.           

491
00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:12,164
         And I-I deserve it.        

492
00:22:12,247 --> 00:22:14,291
               Just--               

493
00:22:14,333 --> 00:22:17,711
         Just tell Patricia.        

494
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:23,800
              Oh. I...              

495
00:22:23,884 --> 00:22:26,011
                Okay.               

496
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:32,351
        You want me to do it        
              for you,              

497
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:35,479
       because you're too much      
       of a little baby coward      

498
00:22:35,562 --> 00:22:37,814
         to do it yourself.         
              [scoffs]              

499
00:22:38,899 --> 00:22:40,650
        Wow, wow. Oh, my God.       

500
00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:44,154
   I've been, like, jealous of you 
          this whole time,          

501
00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:46,948
         but you're in hell.        

502
00:22:46,990 --> 00:22:51,828
        No, I'm not gonna do        
          your dirty work.          

503
00:22:52,496 --> 00:22:56,917
     Honey, you made this dirty     
          little dirt bed,          

504
00:22:56,958 --> 00:22:59,711
 and now you have to lie in that. 

505
00:23:01,254 --> 00:23:03,799
             quirky music          

506
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,301
    Cut to me doing great because   

507
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:09,930
       I'm acting like a lady       
      and thinking like a man.      

508
00:23:09,971 --> 00:23:12,099
          And I'm in love.          

509
00:23:14,267 --> 00:23:16,311
         contemplative music       

510
00:23:16,353 --> 00:23:18,355
                                  

511
00:23:18,397 --> 00:23:20,774
           [crying softly]          

512
00:23:24,820 --> 00:23:27,531
         [crickets chirping]        

513
00:23:44,172 --> 00:23:47,259
      Hi. Why are you still up?     

514
00:23:47,300 --> 00:23:48,969
               Oh, hi.              

515
00:23:49,010 --> 00:23:53,723
     Um... why are you still up?    

516
00:23:55,350 --> 00:23:57,436
                Um...               

517
00:23:57,477 --> 00:24:00,772
      I kind of want to, um...      

518
00:24:01,690 --> 00:24:04,609
      Like, I want to tell you      
             something.             

519
00:24:05,235 --> 00:24:07,237
                Okay.               

520
00:24:08,029 --> 00:24:09,781
             I love you.            

521
00:24:10,365 --> 00:24:11,575
               -What?               
               -Sorry.              

522
00:24:11,616 --> 00:24:14,744
           [clears throat]          
             I love you.            

523
00:24:17,372 --> 00:24:18,790
             And I you.             

524
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:22,002
        I... I love you, too.       

525
00:24:22,085 --> 00:24:23,837
             [chuckles]             

526
00:24:23,920 --> 00:24:25,630
             gentle music          

527
00:24:25,672 --> 00:24:26,882
                 Mm.                

528
00:24:26,923 --> 00:24:29,634
           Mmm. Come here.          

529
00:24:32,888 --> 00:24:35,098
               [sighs]              

530
00:24:46,109 --> 00:24:47,861
           Shit and piss.           

531
00:24:50,780 --> 00:24:51,490
          Oh, my God, Mom.          

532
00:24:51,531 --> 00:24:52,699
      What are you doing here?      

533
00:24:52,741 --> 00:24:55,827
           We brought you           
         your photo albums.         

534
00:24:55,911 --> 00:24:58,455
        I couldn't figure out       
          how to scan 'em.          

535
00:24:58,497 --> 00:25:00,957
     You drove all the way here?    

536
00:25:00,999 --> 00:25:03,543
     That's so nice of you, Mom.    

537
00:25:03,585 --> 00:25:06,129
       We need to have a talk.      

538
00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:11,218
           Your dad and I,          
         we've been talking,        

539
00:25:11,259 --> 00:25:16,097
     and you need to figure some    
      things out for yourself.      

540
00:25:16,181 --> 00:25:18,183
            Oh, like, um,           

541
00:25:18,225 --> 00:25:20,185
         how to scan photos?        

542
00:25:20,227 --> 00:25:22,938
       -I know how to do that.      
                -No.                

543
00:25:22,979 --> 00:25:24,731
           I mean in life.          

544
00:25:24,773 --> 00:25:27,150
       You and Dad both talked      
             about this?            

545
00:25:27,192 --> 00:25:29,653
          [toilet flushes]          

546
00:25:29,736 --> 00:25:31,530
                Yeah.               
           [clears throat]          

547
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:32,948
     We both talked about this.     

548
00:25:33,031 --> 00:25:34,491
    Dad, did you wash your hands?   

549
00:25:34,574 --> 00:25:36,535
               [sighs]              
                Chip.               

550
00:25:36,618 --> 00:25:41,581
   What's been going on with you,   
         it's disappointing.        

551
00:25:41,623 --> 00:25:43,458
       And we're not doing it       
          with you anymore.         

552
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:48,380
   It's just everything has gotten 
        so messed up at work,       

553
00:25:48,463 --> 00:25:53,009
      and I just, I don't know      
       how to fix it anymore.       

554
00:25:53,677 --> 00:25:58,348
           I need you guys          
       to tell me what to do.       

555
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:03,353
    Joanna, you're an adult now.    

556
00:26:03,436 --> 00:26:05,355
    We don't make your decisions.   

557
00:26:05,397 --> 00:26:09,234
         I'm not asking you         
        to make my decisions,       

558
00:26:09,317 --> 00:26:11,736
         I'm just asking you        
           for some help.           

559
00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,281
      And we've given you help,     
               Joanna.              

560
00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,616
     [phone ringing, vibrating]     

561
00:26:19,244 --> 00:26:20,537
           Hello and what?          

562
00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:24,082
     [Darcy]   Sit down. Something    
         insane just happened.       

563
00:26:24,165 --> 00:26:25,000
                What?               

564
00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:26,835
 We got Phillippe for Cancerthon. 

565
00:26:26,876 --> 00:26:31,047
      I am losing my fucking mind!   
                  Oh!                

566
00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:35,760
            -Oh, my God.            
           -What's wrong?           

567
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:39,139
     I just didn't want to meet     

568
00:26:39,222 --> 00:26:41,933
      Ryan Phillippe this week.     

569
00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,768
              [sobbing]             

570
00:26:43,852 --> 00:26:46,813
      You gotta figure this out     
            on your own.            

571
00:26:46,896 --> 00:26:48,815
             That's it.             

572
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:52,944
                Mom?                

573
00:26:55,196 --> 00:26:58,241
      I agree with your father.     

574
00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,702
             upbeat music          

575
00:27:00,744 --> 00:27:03,079
                                  

576
00:27:11,338 --> 00:27:13,340
        [indistinct chatter]        

577
00:27:14,966 --> 00:27:17,260
                                  

578
00:27:21,514 --> 00:27:23,642
        [man] Okay, let's go.       
        Let's clear the set.        

579
00:27:23,683 --> 00:27:26,353
        [indistinct chatter]        

580
00:27:26,394 --> 00:27:29,397
        Jackie, you ready for       
            one last one?           

581
00:27:29,439 --> 00:27:32,817
             Oh, my God,            
         I can't believe it.        

582
00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,361
       What about you, Joanna?      

583
00:27:35,695 --> 00:27:39,115
         Um, could we, uh--         

584
00:27:39,157 --> 00:27:41,451
           could we, uh...          

585
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,744
           -What's wrong?           
           -Are you okay?           

586
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,705
         All right, people,         
           let's do this!           

587
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,832
    I need to tell you something.   

588
00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:50,335
             -Patricia?             
      -What's going on, Joanna?     

589
00:27:50,377 --> 00:27:52,379
      I-I need to tell you all      
          something, okay?          

590
00:27:52,462 --> 00:27:54,214
   Oh, my God, you're scaring me.   

591
00:27:54,297 --> 00:27:57,509
        No, I just, um, uh...       

592
00:27:57,592 --> 00:28:01,429
         The-the thing is...        
            I'm not sick.           

593
00:28:01,471 --> 00:28:05,225
    Okay? I-I haven't had cancer    
          this whole time.          

594
00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,852
        I've just been lying.       

595
00:28:09,104 --> 00:28:10,980
                What?               

596
00:28:17,362 --> 00:28:18,655
          [quiet murmuring]         

597
00:28:18,697 --> 00:28:22,075
           -[Jordan] Um--           
           -I'm so sorry.           

598
00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,869
               -Uh...               
   -How could you do this to us?!   

599
00:28:24,953 --> 00:28:26,705
          "All That She Wants"      
            by Ace of Base          

600
00:28:26,788 --> 00:28:30,333
       She leads a lonely life     

601
00:28:32,335 --> 00:28:35,880
       She leads a lonely life     

602
00:28:46,683 --> 00:28:49,436
         When she woke up late      
         in the morning light       

603
00:28:49,477 --> 00:28:51,771
      And the day had just begun  

604
00:28:51,813 --> 00:28:54,649
             She opened up          
         her eyes and thought       

605
00:28:54,733 --> 00:28:57,569
         "Oh, what a morning"      

606
00:28:57,652 --> 00:28:59,696
       It's not a day for work     

607
00:28:59,779 --> 00:29:01,990
  It's a day for catching tan    

608
00:29:02,031 --> 00:29:05,910
        Just lying on the beach     
            and having fun          

609
00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:07,620
        She's going to get you     

610
00:29:07,662 --> 00:29:10,957
           All that she wants       
           is another baby          

611
00:29:11,040 --> 00:29:12,667
       She's gone tomorrow, boy    

612
00:29:12,709 --> 00:29:16,504
           All that she wants       
           is another baby          

613
00:29:16,588 --> 00:29:17,797
                 Yeah              

614
00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:21,301
         All that she wants is      
             another baby           

615
00:29:21,384 --> 00:29:22,969
       She's gone tomorrow, boy    

616
00:29:23,052 --> 00:29:27,974
           All that she wants       
        is another baby, yeah       

617
00:29:36,983 --> 00:29:38,443
          All that she wants       

618
00:29:38,485 --> 00:29:53,207
                [man]               
             No traipsing.