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              [Joanna]              
             I'm not sick.           

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          I haven't had cancer       
            this whole time.         

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         I've just been lying.       

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             [Patricia]             
       Everybody on your mark.      

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         We are going live.         

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        [indistinct chatter]        

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             [director]             
            Stand by V.O.           

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        -[upbeat music playing]      
       -[Donna]   In association      

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         with the American Cure      
              Foundation,            

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       the Special Value Network     
              is thrilled            

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               to present            
         a very special weekend      

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        of shopping for a cause.     

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             [director]             
    Widen that out a little bit.    

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         [somber music playing]      

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         [Donna]   Every year,        
         1.8 million Americans       

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       are diagnosed with cancer.    

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              And at SVN,            
          we stand with those        

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       who are bravely fighting,     

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        especially our very own      
              Joanna Gold.           

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         [upbeat music playing]      

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          I'm Joanna Gold,          
     and I'm a cancer crusader,     

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         and it's time to...        

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              SVN cares            

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      [all] Shop cancer's ass.      

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             [laughter]             

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          [director] Clear.         

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         Guys, I'm so sorry.        

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          Eat shit, Joanna.         

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           -Fucking fraud.          
    -[Donna]   ...Cure Foundation,    

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           the Special Value         
         Network is thrilled...      

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       You have got to get me       
            out of this.            

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         Everyone hates her.        

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               [Donna]              
        ...shopping for a cause      

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           with your favorite        

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            SVN friends like         

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            Beth Ann McGann,         

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            Perry St. James,         

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      and Jackie Stilton appearing   
 together for the very first time 

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           with Joanna Gold,         

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         and a live appearance       
             from celebrity          

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            Ryan Phillippe.          

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          So, grab your wallet       
           for amazing deals         

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        all weekend on glitz...      

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      I would go home at night,     
             and I would            

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          think about you,          
   and I would pray, "Oh, please,   

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        God, I hope that she        
    pulls through." I was really    

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         worried about you.         

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          I feel so stupid.         

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          Oh, my gosh, no.          
          Th-This isn't...          

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   People tune in, and they trust   
    you. Do you understand that?    

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         How can you do that        
            to your fans?           

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       [Beena] Clear for set.       
         Ten seconds to air.        

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        I can't believe you.        

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         -[theme music playing]      
           -I'm so sorry.           

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         I want to throw up.        

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             [director]             
             Five, four,            

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              three...              

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             - SVN cares           
           -[Jackie] Well,          

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          hey there, y'all.         

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    Are we ready to have some fun   
          for a good cause?         

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     I am here with Joanna Gold.    

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     Joanna, aren't you thrilled    

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            that everyone           
      is tuning in to help you?     

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        Yes, it's a yes, yes.       

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          Um... and I'll...         
     I will tell you one thing,     

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        I'm just so grateful        
         for the opportunity        

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      to be out here with my...     

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                -Mm.                
   -...good friend Jackie Stilton, 

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    who is... she's the greatest    
            of the great.           

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       Yeah... Yes, yes, yes.       

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       Now, if you don't know       
   the Prince Charming Charms line 

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      from Charmers of Canada,      
    you are in for such a treat.    

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        Look at this sparkle.       

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              [Joanna]              
        Now, let me take you        

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 through some of my charms, okay? 

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         We have the comedy         
         and tragedy masks,         

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     the enamel bagel with lox,     

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             we have the            
      "Yes All Women" spatula.      

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            And, Joanna,            

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     this is cool 'cause we have    
     our Super V special today,     

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        which is the leukemia       
            ribbon charm.           

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    How does that make you feel,    
               Joanna?              

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        Thinking of all your        
       loyal viewers out there      

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   supporting you by buying these   

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       leukemia ribbon charms?      

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            -It... Yeah.            
      -What does it feel like?      

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          -I'm so curious.          
       -Feel... I'm processing      

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       -'cause it's so much...      
          -I would imagine.         

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          -Emotional. Um...         
              -Mm-hmm.              

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              [Joanna]              
 Now, this is the special edition 

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       -friendship collection.      
            -[Jackie] Mm.           

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      And any of these charms,      
   they just make the perfect gift 

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        for that close friend       
         who's been through         

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     -thick and thin with you...    
                -Mm.                

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      ...and understands that,      
      hey, you're not perfect,      

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          but you'll always         
          be their friend.          

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          Oh. Or, you know,         
      you can just pick them up     

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   as a little treat for yourself, 
            if you want.            

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           And, so, let me          
         take you through...        

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     I just want to talk to you     
         because I am ready         

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            for us to...            

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          -Okay, thank you.         
 -...have a moment and talk about 

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         what we're gonna be        
 and to explore whatever this is. 

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            -Sweetheart.            
                -Yes?               

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          It's a no for me.         

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                What?               

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               Well...              

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        I literally just left       
         my husband for you.        

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           -Oh, honey, no.          
        -[Beena] You're live.       

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               [both]               
                 Hi!                

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    Hello there, my darling ones.   

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       We're here talking shop      
            for a cause,            

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     get in the kitchen, comfort    
    food. Now, say it with me...    

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               [both]               
             Dump cakes.            

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 Now, Perry, what is a dump cake? 

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   Well, I was just about to say.   

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     It's just about the easiest    
         cake on the planet.        

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     No mixing bowl, no nothing,    

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          you just dump it          
         right into the pan.        

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   And what we have for you today   
         is the Cheff's Kiss        

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   Bellissimo Springform Cake Pan. 

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            Now, this is            
       an aluminum, non-stick,      

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          for those of you          
         who aren't familiar        

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         with the Bellissimo        
      Cheff's Kiss collection.      

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   Now, I'll-I'll help you, honey, 
      'cause it's actually not      

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           "Cheff's Kiss,"          
         it's "Cheff's Kiss"        

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      because they've all been      
     designed by celebrity chef     

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 Daryl Cheff, with the hard "ch." 

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             -Daryl Cheff.           
       -Don't you love when a man    

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 explains how things work to you? 

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              You okay?             

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      Aren't you supposed to be     
             on a plane?            

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    [sighs] I was just thinking,    

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     "Why am I gonna go cozy up     
       to some rich people who      

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   don't give a fuck about me when 
   I can just do that right here?" 

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             [chuckles]             

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             Thank you.             

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                -Oh.                
                -Mm.                

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   Oh, my God, you're hugging me.   

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          Wow. We hug now.          

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             [chuckles]             

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      So... what're we gonna do     

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     about Rachel Dolezal here?     
         Should we yank her?        

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 No. Nobody finds out about this. 

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       Now we're in FCC fraud       
             territory.             

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                Hey.                

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           You doing okay?          

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             Not really.            

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      White women'll fuck you.      

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    We got our flour, our sugar,    
        and we're gonna start       

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        by cracking some eggs       
         right into the pan.        

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 Ooh, I love that it's non-dairy. 
            That's great.           

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   Oh, well, uh, an egg is dairy,   
         darling. [chuckles]        

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          No, no, it's not.         

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     Uh, it's an animal product,    

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   that's dairy, angel. [chuckles] 

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        -We're gonna start--        
     -Dairy actually comes from     

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      a cow, so... Wait, Perry,     
       did you think that eggs      

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          -came from cows?          
              -Oh, no.              

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       An egg is such a dairy,      
        it's not even funny.        

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 No, I'm positive, because I just 
    took my kids to a dairy farm.   

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 Haven't you seen a food pyramid? 

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         Why do I know more         
       about this than you do?      

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   I think you're kind of stepping 
       in it right now, honey,      

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   -'cause that is not the truth.   
         -I'm... [stammers]         

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   I know that an egg is d-dairy.   

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   Egg is not dairy. Is egg dairy? 

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            Would someone           
         look it up, please?        

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        'Cause I'm gonna tell       
    you what right now, an egg...   

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       is D-A-I-R-E-Y, dairy.       

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     Is it spelled with an "E-Y"    

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         -or is it just "Y"?        
    -Look it up. Just look it up.   

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        Okay, you know what?        
    I'm gonna lose it right now.    

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        You're gonna drive me       

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        -to drink, Beth Ann.        
     -[Beena]   Cut to Phillippe.     

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           We promised you          
         that we would have         

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     a very special guest today,    

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     and we did not disappoint.     

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       I'm standing here with       
     one of Hollywood's hottest.    

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      Please welcome our guest,     
           Ryan Phillippe.          

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       Now, you may know Ryan       
            as an actor,            

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       an icon, a heartthrob,       

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 but did you know that he is also 
       an amazing entrepreneur      

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           who has brought          
   his brilliant line to us today. 

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         Ryan, tell us about        
          what you brought.         

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       Ryan Phillippe Steaks.       

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                Okay.               

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       Can you tell us sort of      
    the story of what brought you   

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 to the world of meats and beefs? 

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         Well... [chuckles]         

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      -It's such a funny story.     
             -[chuckles]            

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   Every time I go out to dinner,   

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         I order the steak.         

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       And then what happened?      

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    That's the story. It's funny.   

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          Well, these look          
          so freaking good.         

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     And I just want to take you    
   through some of our other, um,   

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    features of the steak, which    

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 there are s... oh, so very many. 

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          Um, first of all,         
           the box itself.          

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      Imagine getting this box      
            at your door,           

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         you're coming home         
         to a box of steak.         

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     [stammers] Need I say more?    

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       But you got to open it       
             right away             

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 because we don't pack it in ice. 

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     You know, there was a time     

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    when you were an inspiration    
             to me, Pat.            

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    Not just as a businesswoman,    
          but as a friend.          

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          I cannot believe          
         you would do this.         

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              Do what?              

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              Do what?              
 Orchestrate this lie with Joanna 

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    so you could sell more shit.    

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         The same exact way         
    you made me lie about Marty.    

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          Thank you, honey.         

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         Okay. Now, hold on.        

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          -No, you hold on.         
          -No, you hold on.         

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       Jackie, I did not know       

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 that she was lying about cancer. 

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    Really? You really expect me    
          to believe that?          

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             [chuckles]             

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   I don't even know what the fuck 
          is true anymore,          

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        but I know one thing,       

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         I know that you're         
      not stopping it, and you,     

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           Pat, are still           
        making money off it,        

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    and don't pretend you're not.   

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              [Joanna]              
     Now, we are almost sold out    

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   of the pre-grilled samplers...   

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     -Uh, which everybody loves.    
                -Yes.               

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           But we do have           
      a few left of the skirt.      

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     And, as we say in my house,    

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         nothing says "meat"        
        like Ryan "Philleep."       

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     I thought it was pronounced    
           "Phillipp-ee"?           

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    Yeah, but that doesn't rhyme    
             with meat.             

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            Well, I mean,           
      neither does "Philleep."      

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            [sighs] Okay.           

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        Nothing says "filet"        
       like Ryan "Phillipay."       

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          Your team kind of         
           prepped me, uh,          

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           before we met,           
   on how to pronounce your name,   

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       and I-I could've sworn       
         it was "Phillippe,"        

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        but it could've been        
     a misunderstanding on my...    

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       So, you want to tell me      
    how to pronounce my own name?   

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               [Beena]              
       Woof. Cut to kitchen set.     

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   Where is it in the, in the, in   
   the k... in the grocery store?   

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        In the... It's in...        

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           -No. Okay. I...          
           -Dairy section.          

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     It's in the dairy section.     
        That's confusing, but       

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      it is not. It is actually     
          non-dairy because         

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     I've looked this up before.    

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             -I have...             
        -You've looked it up        

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       'cause you didn't know.      
        That makes sense now.       

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             [director]             
           It's not dairy.          

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 So, Perry, what else do we dump? 

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    [Beena] Yuck. Let's just cut    
 to the final segment. Cue Donna. 

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               [Donna]              
      On behalf of everyone at SVN   

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            and the American         
            Cure Foundation,         

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          Thanks for watching.       

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      Now, keep those wallets open   
          because Joanna Gold        

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           and Jackie Stilton        
        are back with more deals     

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      and a special announcement.    

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       Is Jackie coming or...?      

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       [Beena]   Jackie won't go      
           on stage with you.        

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             Well, cool.            

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               [Beena]              
            You had it all.          

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       But now you have nothing.     

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              [Joanna]              
          Okay, so, let me          

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            show, uh, you           
           some of these.           

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      If you don't have a bracelet   
       to display your charms on,    

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            you are in luck.         

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      The bracelet itself today in   

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       ten karat Goldique, which     

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            -is just bold...         
               -Here.               

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          I know you think          
       I have too much stuff,       

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           so I've started          
        getting rid of things       

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 that I don't care about anymore, 
         so you can take it.        

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             It's yours.            

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               [sighs]              

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              [Joanna]              
           So bold, so chic.         

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            Absolutely love.         

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              Don't go.             

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                What?               

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           I have cancer.           

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                What?               

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           No, you don't.           

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          I know you think          
        it's a lie because...       

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     everything that's going on.    

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        But it's true, baby.        
              [crying]              

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   Oh, no, you should've told me.   

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       Why didn't you tell me?      

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              Oh, Pat.              

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             Well-well,             
       let's go to our phones.      

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     Our next caller is Shannon     
        from Cleveland, Ohio.       

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      Hey, that's my hometown.      

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      [Shannon]   Hello, Joanna.      
     I don't know if you remember,   

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          but I was your nurse       
      when you were sick as a kid.   

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        Remember on my birthday,     
     when you stole my cookie cake? 

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      Of-of course I remember.      

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              [Shannon]             
     You were a real piece of work, 

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     and we were all so sad to hear 
         your cancer came back,      

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        but all the nurses here      

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        are buying ribbon charms     
            to support you.          

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       Well, thank you so much      

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          for your support,         
         Shannon, and, um...        

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    And look at how that catches    
        the light and then...       

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                Um...               

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             And I'm...             

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       And I-I can't do this.       

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             I'm sorry.             

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               -God...              
     -[Joanna]   I can't do this.     

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           The thing is...          

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   you've all been so good to me,   

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     and you deserve the truth.     

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       slow, sentimental music     

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    I don't actually have cancer.   

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               I lied               

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    about my cancer coming back.    

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     I guess I did it because...    

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    Honestly, my first week here,   

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     I got fired, and I just...     
   I didn't want to lose this job. 

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        I guess I just felt like     

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          I wasn't enough.          

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          And that is such          

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           a bad feeling.           

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        And I'm gonna donate        

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        $100 to the American        
          Cure Foundation.          

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               [Beena]              
            This isn't live.         

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        -They cut away from you.     
               -What?               

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         This isn't airing.         

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           -What's airing?          
       -[Danny]   Now remember,       

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        we have the three step,      
             the four step           

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 and then the customizable steps. 

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   -Well, when did they cut away?   
   -[Beena] Patricia cut your feed 

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      right before you started      
     trying to tank the network     

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   with all your cancer bullshit.   

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               [Danny]              
     Don't sit on this deal, folks. 

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      Step on it and get yourself    
            some pet steps.          

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         upbeat music playing      

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             Good evening.           

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            For those of you         
         who don't read   Forbes,      

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         I'm Patricia Cochran,       

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           founder and CEO          

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    of the Special Value Network.   

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        I'd like to apologize       
   for the momentary interruption   

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        you just experienced,       
           and assure you           

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00:13:30,518 --> 00:13:33,312
      that the Prince Charming      
           Charmers Charms          

346
00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:34,814
          remain available.         

347
00:13:34,855 --> 00:13:38,067
 I want to thank every one of you 

348
00:13:38,108 --> 00:13:41,987
        for participating in        
   the SVN Cares charity weekend,   

349
00:13:42,029 --> 00:13:45,282
    supporting a cause that is...   

350
00:13:45,324 --> 00:13:47,993
      near and dear to us all.      

351
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,996
             I, myself,             
       was recently diagnosed       

352
00:13:51,038 --> 00:13:52,456
         with breast cancer.        

353
00:13:52,498 --> 00:13:55,835
          I have not shared         
      this information publicly     

354
00:13:55,876 --> 00:13:59,672
      for fear that it may roil     
    international stock markets.    

355
00:13:59,713 --> 00:14:02,174
     [Jackie] But I've realized     
       that there is strength       

356
00:14:02,216 --> 00:14:04,301
       in sharing our stories.      

357
00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:06,595
             [Patricia]             
           But I've realized         

358
00:14:06,637 --> 00:14:08,055
           there is strength         

359
00:14:08,097 --> 00:14:10,558
        in sharing our stories.      

360
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,351
       [Jackie] And no matter       
       what we tell ourselves       

361
00:14:12,393 --> 00:14:14,562
     about how strong we are...     

362
00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,689
            And no matter           
       what we tell ourselves       

363
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,649
    -[Jackie]   We need each other.   
    -...about how strong we are,    

364
00:14:18,691 --> 00:14:20,317
          we need each other.        

365
00:14:20,359 --> 00:14:22,695
       And I know that nobody       
        will think less of me       

366
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,530
     -And I know that nobody...     
   -[Jackie]   ...for needing help.   

367
00:14:24,572 --> 00:14:27,324
      ...will think less of me      
          for needing help.         

368
00:14:27,366 --> 00:14:28,868
        Because it's not weak       
         to tell the truth.         

369
00:14:28,909 --> 00:14:30,703
            Because it's            
     not weak to tell the truth.    

370
00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,496
        -[Jackie]   It's brave.       
            -It's brave.            

371
00:14:32,538 --> 00:14:35,708
       And I want you to know,      
             I love you.            

372
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:37,793
       slow, sentimental music     

373
00:14:39,587 --> 00:14:43,173
       And I want you to know       
          that I love you.          

374
00:14:43,215 --> 00:14:45,217
             [Patricia]             
            Everyone at home         

375
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:48,387
        who has supported us,       

376
00:14:48,429 --> 00:14:49,680
            we love you.            

377
00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:51,849
           So let's be brave,        

378
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,059
             come together,          

379
00:14:54,101 --> 00:14:55,895
               and shop.             

380
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:57,354
             And next week,          

381
00:14:57,396 --> 00:15:00,941
       Jackie Stilton is back on     
            Beautiful You           

382
00:15:00,983 --> 00:15:02,818
         with an exclusive line      

383
00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:05,154
              of stunning            
         spiritual accessories       

384
00:15:05,195 --> 00:15:08,282
        called Crystal Buddiez.      

385
00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:09,950
               [chuckles]            

386
00:15:09,992 --> 00:15:12,828
      You won't want to miss that.   
               Thank you.            

387
00:15:12,870 --> 00:15:14,204
             [director]             
          Go to stage four.         

388
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:15,664
        Here's a little tribute      

389
00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:16,832
               to all you            
         cancer people at home.      

390
00:15:16,874 --> 00:15:18,125
            Hit it, Ashley.          

391
00:15:18,167 --> 00:15:20,210
               [Perry]              
              Sometimes            

392
00:15:20,252 --> 00:15:22,880
          In our lives, yeah       

393
00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,215
         We all have pain...       
            You felt it.            

394
00:15:25,257 --> 00:15:27,927
             We all have           

395
00:15:27,968 --> 00:15:30,012
                Sorrow             

396
00:15:30,971 --> 00:15:32,556
                 But               

397
00:15:32,598 --> 00:15:35,726
          If we are wise...        
            Like an owl.            

398
00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:38,771
         We know that there's      

399
00:15:38,812 --> 00:15:42,775
           Always tomorrow         

400
00:15:42,816 --> 00:15:44,443
         - Now, just call...       
               -What?               

401
00:15:44,485 --> 00:15:46,195
               [Perry]              
          On me, brother...        

402
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:47,529
          It's a good song.         

403
00:15:47,571 --> 00:15:49,239
            A hand, we all         

404
00:15:49,281 --> 00:15:51,575
            Need somebody          

405
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,411
              To lean on           

406
00:15:54,453 --> 00:15:57,623
  I just might have a problem    

407
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,171
          slow, somber music       

408
00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,465
                                  

409
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:10,260
           God, I just...           
    I don't want to talk to you.    

410
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:12,972
      Do you want me to get you     
        your gravity blanket?       

411
00:16:15,432 --> 00:16:17,142
        Are you a sociopath?        

412
00:16:17,184 --> 00:16:20,604
            I'm so sorry,           

413
00:16:20,646 --> 00:16:23,899
    but... I really do love you.    

414
00:16:23,941 --> 00:16:26,735
      And for what it's worth,      

415
00:16:26,777 --> 00:16:29,697
          one of the things         
        I love most about you       

416
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:32,658
      is that you make me feel      
            like this...            

417
00:16:32,700 --> 00:16:37,413
    beautiful woman, and not just   
       some girl with cancer.       

418
00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,835
         Because you're not         
         a girl with cancer.        

419
00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,878
         You don't have it.         

420
00:16:46,171 --> 00:16:48,465
        I do love you, okay?        
            That's real.            

421
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,759
       Joanna, you don't just,      
          like, get to say,         

422
00:16:50,801 --> 00:16:53,345
    "I lied about having cancer,    
          but I love you."          

423
00:16:53,387 --> 00:16:55,472
           Okay? You lied,          

424
00:16:55,514 --> 00:16:56,765
       so none of it is real.       

425
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,892
        None of it was real?        

426
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:01,020
               [sighs]              

427
00:17:01,061 --> 00:17:03,647
        slow, sorrowful music      

428
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,733
                                  

429
00:17:15,909 --> 00:17:17,161
                 Hi.                

430
00:17:17,202 --> 00:17:19,455
                Hi...               

431
00:17:19,496 --> 00:17:23,584
        Um, I'd like to meet        
        with Patricia, and I        

432
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:25,544
      know that I'm supposed to     
           go through you.          

433
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,171
           [Darcy scoffs]           

434
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:30,507
   Yeah, thanks. I appreciate it.   
         I'll let her know.         

435
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,845
        I get why you did it.       

436
00:17:35,471 --> 00:17:39,308
      Like, don't get me wrong,     
   I think it was super fucked up, 

437
00:17:39,349 --> 00:17:42,478
         but... I do get it.        

438
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,146
           Thanks, Darcy.           

439
00:17:44,188 --> 00:17:46,231
         If you need, like,         
         a job or whatever,         

440
00:17:46,273 --> 00:17:47,900
           I actually know          
        the casting director        

441
00:17:47,941 --> 00:17:50,319
     who puts people on Taxi TV     
        to talk about, like,        

442
00:17:50,360 --> 00:17:52,654
    pizza restaurants and stuff,    
           which is, like,          

443
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:55,699
     perfect for your skill set,    
        so just let me know.        

444
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,202
            Okay. Thanks.           

445
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:01,914
                Okay.               

446
00:18:03,832 --> 00:18:05,125
             [chuckles]             

447
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:07,169
         slow, wistful music       

448
00:18:07,211 --> 00:18:09,755
                                  

449
00:18:28,899 --> 00:18:30,984
         You broke my heart.        

450
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:53,382
      I know I'm getting fired,     

451
00:18:53,423 --> 00:18:55,717
           and, therefore,          

452
00:18:55,759 --> 00:18:59,096
         I wanted to tender         
           my resignation.          

453
00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:02,057
     Whether I work here or not,    

454
00:19:02,099 --> 00:19:04,143
          I'm here for you.         

455
00:19:05,352 --> 00:19:07,437
               And...               

456
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,189
             I think you            
        should get treatment.       

457
00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,275
      Thank you for all you did     

458
00:19:11,316 --> 00:19:13,443
            for bringing            
      your doctor here and all.     

459
00:19:13,485 --> 00:19:17,114
        Oh. That was my dad.        

460
00:19:17,156 --> 00:19:20,367
        You are so fucked up.       

461
00:19:20,409 --> 00:19:22,327
               I know.              

462
00:19:23,954 --> 00:19:27,457
      Hey, um, I was wondering      
     if you could write a letter    

463
00:19:27,499 --> 00:19:29,918
    saying that you laid me off?    

464
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:31,962
         Because it would be        
       a huge help with, like,      

465
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,047
        eligibility for COBRA       

466
00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,507
            or whatever.            

467
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:37,926
           Jesus, Joanna.           

468
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:39,928
       You can sell anything.       

469
00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,681
          I have never met          
          anyone like you.          

470
00:19:44,725 --> 00:19:46,226
               [sighs]              

471
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:48,812
           Well, goodbye.           

472
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:51,106
      I've really... enjoyed--      

473
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:53,442
           You don't talk.          

474
00:19:55,027 --> 00:19:56,570
               I talk.              

475
00:19:58,363 --> 00:20:01,450
       You fucking lied to me.      

476
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,080
               [sighs]              

477
00:20:08,248 --> 00:20:10,959
        And I think that shit       
           was brilliant.           

478
00:20:11,001 --> 00:20:12,711
       energetic, dramatic music    
               playing              

479
00:20:12,753 --> 00:20:14,880
       Don't ever fuck with me      

480
00:20:14,922 --> 00:20:17,716
       or my money ever again.      

481
00:20:17,758 --> 00:20:18,967
                Yeah.               

482
00:20:19,009 --> 00:20:21,553
              -Mm. Mm.              
              -Mm-hmm.              

483
00:20:21,595 --> 00:20:24,056
            Now, listen.            

484
00:20:24,097 --> 00:20:26,558
      Here's how it's gonna go.     

485
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:29,519
     Many of you are aware of my    

486
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,772
       struggles with cancer,       

487
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:34,733
        and I am so thrilled        

488
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:38,695
            to share with           
        all of you that I...        

489
00:20:38,737 --> 00:20:41,240
              am cured.             

490
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:44,576
    I don't have cancer "anymo."    

491
00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,246
          No mo'. She gone.         

492
00:20:47,287 --> 00:20:49,289
       "Beautiful Girl" by INXS    

493
00:20:49,331 --> 00:20:51,416
                                  

494
00:21:06,473 --> 00:21:09,101
        Nicky's in the corner      

495
00:21:10,394 --> 00:21:12,688
         With a black coat on      

496
00:21:14,481 --> 00:21:17,734
       Runnin' from a bad home     

497
00:21:17,776 --> 00:21:20,612
         With some cat inside      

498
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:22,614
             I'm not sick.           

499
00:21:22,656 --> 00:21:25,409
         I-I haven't had cancer      
            this whole time.         

500
00:21:25,450 --> 00:21:27,619
        I-I've just been lying.      

501
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:29,746
                Lights             

502
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,123
              That haunt           

503
00:21:31,164 --> 00:21:32,833
            Thanks, babe.           

504
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,127
               She says            

505
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:37,462
           Stay with me...         

506
00:21:37,504 --> 00:21:39,923
       -[surgeon] Ms. Cochran.      
           - Stay with me          

507
00:21:39,965 --> 00:21:42,759
           You did great.           
 I'll be back to check in on you. 

508
00:21:42,801 --> 00:21:44,928
             Stay with me          

509
00:21:46,388 --> 00:21:48,348
             [Patricia]             
             Oh, Jackie,            

510
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,810
   you got me flowers. [chuckles]   

511
00:21:51,852 --> 00:21:54,271
           You old pussy.           

512
00:21:54,313 --> 00:21:56,815
   They're actually from your son. 

513
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,775
             I told him.            

514
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:01,945
           Stay with me...         

515
00:22:01,987 --> 00:22:03,447
               [sighs]              

516
00:22:03,488 --> 00:22:05,657
          [Joanna over TV]          
       And speaking of wellness,     

517
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:08,577
     uh, I just want to talk about   
         some of these amazing       

518
00:22:08,618 --> 00:22:11,621
      luxury products by By Joan.    

519
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:13,790
           Now, first of all,        
           I want to take you        

520
00:22:13,832 --> 00:22:15,625
          through my tincture.       

521
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:18,670
     As a reminder, all of these    
         products by By Joan        

522
00:22:18,712 --> 00:22:20,630
      are available on our app,     

523
00:22:20,672 --> 00:22:23,258
          you can call in,          
        or you can go online.       

524
00:22:23,300 --> 00:22:25,010
          Thank you so much         
           for joining us,          

525
00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:27,012
    and we'll see you next time.    

526
00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:28,764
               Clear.               

527
00:22:28,805 --> 00:22:31,850
                                  

528
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:37,356
          Um... Excuse me.          

529
00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:39,149
        Um, could I just have       

530
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:42,486
        everyone's attention        
            for a moment?           

531
00:22:44,112 --> 00:22:46,198
                Um...               

532
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:49,659
          I know that this          
        whole situation feels       

533
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:52,871
      diarrhea for all of you,      

534
00:22:52,913 --> 00:22:54,915
     and-and I want you to know     

535
00:22:54,956 --> 00:22:59,002
   it feels diarrhea for me, too.   

536
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:02,422
   And I'm just, I'm so, so sorry. 

537
00:23:02,464 --> 00:23:04,341
         -[man 1] Who cares?        
        -[man 2] Yeah. Okay.        

538
00:23:04,383 --> 00:23:05,425
               [sighs]              

539
00:23:05,467 --> 00:23:07,552
      [low, indistinct chatter]     

540
00:23:14,434 --> 00:23:16,144
          slow, somber music       

541
00:23:16,186 --> 00:23:18,230
                                  

542
00:23:27,531 --> 00:23:29,825
           Said the bitch.          

543
00:23:44,214 --> 00:23:46,675
         [gasps] Oh, my God.        

544
00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,719
              [Joanna]              
                Look,               

545
00:23:49,761 --> 00:23:51,430
      I know everyone hates me,     

546
00:23:51,471 --> 00:23:54,599
       and I can accept that,       
      but what I cannot accept      

547
00:23:54,641 --> 00:23:57,978
          is you hating me,         
      and us not being friends.     

548
00:24:00,897 --> 00:24:02,274
    Well, tough cookies, Joanna,    

549
00:24:02,315 --> 00:24:03,525
          'cause we're not          
       really friends anymore.      

550
00:24:03,567 --> 00:24:06,278
 Well, I hate to break it to you, 

551
00:24:06,319 --> 00:24:07,904
           but I know that          
         you still love me.         

552
00:24:07,946 --> 00:24:10,824
 Well, I don't know if you heard, 
         but love is a verb,        

553
00:24:10,866 --> 00:24:12,492
        and you haven't been        
            verb-ing me.            

554
00:24:12,534 --> 00:24:15,454
         Well, I'm going to.        

555
00:24:15,495 --> 00:24:18,832
   I'm gonna do whatever it takes. 

556
00:24:18,874 --> 00:24:21,460
          I don't even know         
       where I'm gonna start,       

557
00:24:21,501 --> 00:24:24,129
     because you can't just fix     
   something like this overnight.   

558
00:24:24,171 --> 00:24:26,798
      This repair is a gonna be     
     a fucking project, Joanna.     

559
00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,593
        Well, that's perfect,       

560
00:24:29,634 --> 00:24:31,761
      because I love projects.      

561
00:24:31,803 --> 00:24:33,763
       [Jackie] And I'm going       
     to be mad for a long time,     

562
00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,265
        and I'm going to need       
            to be allowed           

563
00:24:35,307 --> 00:24:36,641
     to be mad for a long time.     

564
00:24:36,683 --> 00:24:38,101
             Absolutely.            

565
00:24:38,143 --> 00:24:39,895
      [Jackie] This is therapy      
         territory, Joanna.         

566
00:24:39,936 --> 00:24:43,106
 Like, major therapy, you and me, 
    like, more than once a week.    

567
00:24:43,148 --> 00:24:45,150
              -Mm-hmm.              
     -And my insurance has a big    

568
00:24:45,192 --> 00:24:47,319
 deductible, so you're gonna have 
    to put it on your insurance.    

569
00:24:47,360 --> 00:24:50,655
            Yeah. Great.            
       Insurance is no object.      

570
00:24:50,697 --> 00:24:52,991
   And I want your coffee syrups.   

571
00:24:53,033 --> 00:24:54,493
            All of them?            

572
00:24:54,534 --> 00:24:55,702
                Yes.                

573
00:24:55,744 --> 00:24:57,954
            [sighs] Deal.           

574
00:24:57,996 --> 00:25:00,790
             You get all            
        of the coffee syrups.       

575
00:25:03,084 --> 00:25:04,544
             [sniffles]             

576
00:25:04,586 --> 00:25:07,172
         I really miss you.         

577
00:25:09,591 --> 00:25:12,677
       I really miss you, too.      

578
00:25:12,719 --> 00:25:14,721
       sweet, optimistic music     

579
00:25:14,763 --> 00:25:17,015
                                  

580
00:25:20,018 --> 00:25:22,354
       But how do I know that       
     you can really do all this?    

581
00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:25,106
           Let you walk away,       
        just let you leave...       

582
00:25:25,148 --> 00:25:27,025
          Because I'm gonna         
          prove it to you.          

583
00:25:28,652 --> 00:25:30,529
          Damn it, Joanna.          

584
00:25:30,570 --> 00:25:32,948
         Taking every breath       

585
00:25:32,989 --> 00:25:36,660
            With you, ooh          

586
00:25:36,701 --> 00:25:40,038
          You're the only one       
        who really knew me...       

587
00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:42,541
          I tried this on,          
     but it looks better on you.    

588
00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:49,130
            How can you just        
          walk away from me?        

589
00:25:49,172 --> 00:25:53,301
           When all I can do        
          is watch you leave        

590
00:25:53,343 --> 00:25:57,514
          'Cause we've shared       
      the laughter and the pain     

591
00:25:57,556 --> 00:26:00,016
  And even shared the tears...  

592
00:26:00,058 --> 00:26:01,726
        [cell phone buzzing]        

593
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:03,228
        You're the only one...     

594
00:26:03,270 --> 00:26:05,105
               -Hello?              
   -[man over phone]   Joanna Gold?   

595
00:26:05,146 --> 00:26:06,898
            Who is this?            

596
00:26:06,940 --> 00:26:09,484
      I'm calling from the office    
        of Leslie Dean LaFarge,      

597
00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,237
           President and CEO         
     of the Home Shopping Network.   

598
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:15,031
                -HSN.               
     -Leslie is a huge fan of yours 

599
00:26:15,073 --> 00:26:18,076
     and would love to meet you to   
 discuss a potential opportunity   

600
00:26:18,118 --> 00:26:20,912
            for you to host          
     your own show at our network.   

601
00:26:20,954 --> 00:26:23,957
            -My own show?           
       -Yes. Are you interested?     

602
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,169
                Yes.                

603
00:26:28,211 --> 00:26:32,299
      So, take a look at me now    

604
00:26:32,340 --> 00:26:36,720
            Oh, there's just        
            an empty space          

605
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:41,224
  And there's nothing left here   
             to remind me           

606
00:26:41,266 --> 00:26:44,436
  Just the memory of your face  

607
00:26:44,477 --> 00:26:48,607
      Now, take a look at me now  

608
00:26:48,648 --> 00:26:53,528
          'Cause there's just       
            an empty space          

609
00:26:53,570 --> 00:26:57,824
          But to wait for you       
           is all I can do          

610
00:26:57,866 --> 00:27:00,785
            And that's what         
           I've got to face         

611
00:27:00,827 --> 00:27:04,706
      Take a good look at me now  

612
00:27:04,748 --> 00:27:09,628
          'Cause I'll still be      
            standing here           

613
00:27:09,669 --> 00:27:14,591
       And you coming back to me    
         is against all odds        

614
00:27:14,633 --> 00:27:18,678
            It's the chance         
           I've got to take         

615
00:27:23,850 --> 00:27:25,477
                [man]               
             No traipsing.