♪ Hey ♪
♪ Woke up this morning With a thought in my head ♪
♪ If things ain't working ♪
♪ Why not fix them instead? ♪[CHIRPING]
♪ Oh, oh And we can make it ♪
♪ Girls on a mission And we won't let go ♪
♪ Girls on a mission Let's go ♪
♪ H-E-A-R-T ♪
♪ We got H-E-A-R-T ♪
♪ We got heart ♪
♪ H-E-A-R-T ♪[ALL LAUGHING]
[♪♪♪]
♪ You ♪
♪ Got to know ♪
♪ That I'm ready ♪
♪ And I'm on my way, so ♪
♪ You ♪[SQUAWKING]
[CHUCKLES] Sorry, Pepper. That's JD's part.
ANDREA: Real talent takes hard work and focus,
but even a pro gets distracted sometimes.
♪ You're my little girl ♪
Dad! What's going on?
I'm trying to practice for the HLC talent show.
[CHUCKLES] So are we, honey. We're the Rad Dads!
[GUITAR SCREAMS][UKULELE TWANGING]
[SQUAWKS]'Cause we're dads and, uh--
I get it. Dad, I love you.
But this is so embarrassing.
What do you mean?
We used to sing together all the time.
BOTH: ♪ Oh, do you, do you Do you, do you know? ♪
[RECORD SCRATCHES]Don't judge.
We were all kids once.
We could be your backup band.
What do you say? Reunion tour?
As much of a dream as it would be
to sing with my dad in public,
JD is going to sing with me.
Mmm. The pop sensation. Good for you, honey.
We're just three fathers with no bothers.
Oh, that's good. Write that down, Steve.
[CLICKING]
♪ Oh, do you, do you Do you remember? ♪
♪ With every turn... ♪
Finally, the talent show is a singing competition!
Between me and JD, it's on.
EMMA: I wouldn't be too sure.
My act is the cat's pajamas.
Or more like cat costume onesie for juniors.
Are you sure these little guys are up for it?
Yeah, cats aren't the most trainable creatures.
[CAT HISSES][CATS MEWING]
Oh, sorry, heh, I got carried away.
[♪♪♪]
Okay, so JD requested a laser show,
fireworks, and a harness that flies over the stage.
I mean, super cool, right?
Isn't your act only two minutes?
It's not quantity. It's quality.
And a flying harness is quality.
[♪♪♪]
♪ Cool girl Look at me ♪
♪ Everything you wanna be ♪
♪ Ooh, yeah, ooh, yeah Ooh, yeah ♪
Wow! Vicky is really good.
[♪♪♪]
I mean, great.
What? Am I not helping?
Vicky isreally good.
If I didn't have Olivia and JD to help, I'd be toast.
But, you know, that fancy toast you get at brunch.
Greetings and salutations.
I am Carter Greene, your host
for the Annual Heartlake City Talent Show.
It behooves me to introduce your judges.
Dr. Alvah. Dottie Rae. Chloe.
And a mystery judge.
I wonder who the mystery judge is.
I hope it's a cat. I would definitely win.
[♪♪♪]
Why are you making me judge this ridiculous show?
I have a business to run.
Don't be such a wet blanket, Mallory.
This isyour business.
First prize is a vacation far, far away
for the winner and four of her best friends.
I'll finally get those troublemaking Janes
out of my hair. Everyone wins.
But especially me.
Do you think I should start like this?
Or this?
Uh, definitely this.
Be serious. If I'm going to beat Vicky,
I have to be perfect.
You know what? I'm texting JD.
Stop worrying. You're putting in the work.
It's gonna turn out great.
Besides, the talent show is supposed to be fun! F-U-N!
I'm having F-U-N!
[CAT MEWS]
Sorry. I just really wanna win.
I'm fine. Whatever. No pressure.
[♪♪♪]
Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. OMG!
Honey, is everything okay?
I can't get a hold of JD.
The Rad Dads are available for backup gigs.
We work for hugs.
Dad, you don't understand.
If JD doesn't show up, my life is over.
Well, I'll be there for you at the end.
That's catchy.
Steve, write that down.
EMMA: Aw, your dad is so cool.
What? He's so embarrassing. Look!
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING]
[♪♪♪]
[WHIRRING][TIRES SCREECH]
[CARTER LAUGHS]
♪ Good-looking and a winner I'm a cream of the crop ♪
♪ You'll never see me dilly As I dally to the top ♪
♪ For rich or for poor Darling, never applies ♪
♪ 'Cause when it comes to money I have endless supplies ♪
♪ So don't you wish ♪
♪ You could have the world On a dish ♪
♪ There's never time for yours Only mine ♪
♪ But I can't seem to help it ♪
♪ 'Cause I'm rich I'm rich ♪
♪ I'm rich, I'm rich! ♪
♪ There's never been a time ♪
♪ That I've been Less than divine ♪
♪ And don't you try To stop me ♪
Cheers, Heartlake City.[CHEERING]
I did not see that coming.
Oh, thank you, you're too kind.
And now, it's my pleasure to announce the mystery judge...
[DRUM ROLL]
Me!
Whoa! This is clearly a night of surprises.
Let the show begin.
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
[GLASSES RINGING]
[COUNTRY SONG PLAYING][PANTING]
♪ Do you know ♪
♪ That I love you? ♪
[AUDIENCE APPLAUDING][CHEERING]
[BLOWS KISS]
[GROANS]
And now, Emma has a treat
for all of you cat lovers. Meow.
[CATS MEOWING]
EMMA: ♪ Meow, meow, meow ♪
Emma! You rock!
[CLAPPING][GASPS]
JD's not coming. But I'm up next!
[FIREWORKS EXPLODING]
[SCREAMS]
Cancel the pyrotechnics, Zobo.
You're like human pyrotechnics.
You can do this. You don't need JD.
I do! That was my whole plan!
This next superstar needs no introduction.
But we'll do it anyway.
Put your mitts together for the one and only Andrea.
Oh, no!
[POP MUSIC PLAYING]
♪ You ♪
♪ Got to know ♪
♪ That I'm ready ♪
♪ And I'm on my way, so ♪
♪ You ♪
♪ Need to know ♪
♪ 'Cause I can be ♪
♪ I can be stronger ♪
♪ I can be better ♪
♪ I can do all that too ♪
♪ I can be strong like you ♪
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
What a delight! A true talent! Pure perfection!
Weird.Guys! I did it.
Carter liked my song, and I think I can--
VICKY: ♪ Look my way ♪
♪ Can you see me? Here I go ♪
♪ And change up the pace ♪
♪ I'm a laser beam Exploding on the scene ♪
♪ You're a human firework ♪
♪ It's so easy to see ♪
♪ That I'm fast And I'm free ♪
♪ I'm a human firework ♪
♪ I'm a laser beam Exploding on the scene ♪
♪ You're a human firework ♪
♪ It's so easy to see ♪
♪ That I'm fast And I'm free ♪
♪ We are human fireworks ♪
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
It seems like the winner is--
Oh, fiddlesticks, I forgot to mention
that the mystery judge picks the winner.
Congratulations, Andrea!
[SCATTERED APPLAUSE]
You win an all-expense-paid tropical vacation
for you and your four best friends.
Stay as long as you want.
You can even leave right now
on my own personal golden sea plane.
It's made of gold.
CHLOE: Show's not over yet, folks.
Dottie Rae's up off the bench.
She's facing off with Carter.
Honestly, I'm scared here.[MICROPHONE SCREECHES]
Hi. As many of you know,
it's my dream to be a singer.
I wanted this more than anything.
But today, I don't deserve to win.
Vicky, come up and get your golden microphone.
[♪♪♪]
[AUDIENCE CHEERING]
Drat! What's it going take to get rid of those do-gooders?
ANDREA: A true talent knows when she's been bested.
Yeah! Great job losing!
Uh. You know what I mean.
Thanks. I just wish I didn't put so much on other people.
I was so worried about JD and my dad
I didn't focus on myself.
It was weird that Carter wanted you to win so bad.
What was that about?
I don't know, but it's too bad about that tropical vacation.
Only thing better than a beach day is a beach week.
Can I open my eyes yet?
ALL: Surprise!
You shouldn't have,
but I'll totally take it!
Thanks, guys.
[RAD DADS PLAYING]
BOTH: ♪ You're my little girl ♪
♪ My shining star ♪
ANDREA: Sometimes you have to dance to your own beat,
even if that beat is being played
by your totally...
[SIGHS] ...rad dad.
[BOTH VOCALIZING]
♪ You know That it's not always ♪
♪ Not always easy ♪
♪ But I love you, love you ♪
♪ Do you know When things are falling ♪
♪ I'll always be there ♪
♪ Oh, do you, do you Do you, do you know? ♪
♪ Do you know? Do you know? ♪
♪ Oh, I just want You to know ♪
♪ Do you know? Do you know that I love you? ♪