1 00:00:28,610 --> 00:00:31,646 - Is George's wife called "fig"? - Yeah. 2 00:00:31,681 --> 00:00:34,549 "Fig"? What's her real name? 3 00:00:34,582 --> 00:00:36,852 Well, I genuinely can't remember. 4 00:00:36,886 --> 00:00:38,520 What was your nickname again? 5 00:00:38,553 --> 00:00:41,757 "Mongo"? "Rumpy"? 6 00:00:41,791 --> 00:00:44,626 I'm ashamed to say... It was "skippy". 7 00:00:44,660 --> 00:00:46,261 Ew... 8 00:00:46,294 --> 00:00:47,997 I was kind of seen as the... 9 00:00:48,030 --> 00:00:50,298 Captain of the party. 10 00:00:50,331 --> 00:00:51,399 Oh, god! 11 00:00:51,433 --> 00:00:53,435 ♪ ...wanted to say ♪ 12 00:00:53,468 --> 00:00:55,671 ♪ Only to realise ♪ 13 00:00:56,839 --> 00:00:59,842 ♪ It never really was ♪ 14 00:00:59,875 --> 00:01:06,247 ♪ She had a place in his life... ♪ 15 00:01:06,281 --> 00:01:07,959 Look, I feel like I should say they're really not... 16 00:01:07,983 --> 00:01:10,418 - Stereotypical posh people. - Really? 17 00:01:10,452 --> 00:01:11,987 They're cool, I promise. 18 00:01:12,021 --> 00:01:13,765 And that's coming from "the captain of the party". 19 00:01:13,789 --> 00:01:14,990 Oh, god! 20 00:01:15,024 --> 00:01:17,258 Text... from Claire. 21 00:01:17,292 --> 00:01:18,694 Oh! Thank you. 22 00:01:21,496 --> 00:01:23,264 'Mate!' 23 00:01:23,298 --> 00:01:24,934 'welcome back, you fuckin' legend!' 24 00:01:28,470 --> 00:01:30,605 for fuck's sake! 25 00:01:30,638 --> 00:01:31,941 Who else is gonna be there? 26 00:01:31,974 --> 00:01:33,776 Uh... yes. Just the old gang. 27 00:01:33,809 --> 00:01:36,578 So... Archie, fig, and George. 28 00:01:38,413 --> 00:01:39,514 And Claire. 29 00:01:40,683 --> 00:01:42,852 Yeah! And Claire. 30 00:01:44,053 --> 00:01:45,453 What? 31 00:01:45,487 --> 00:01:51,359 ♪ ...seems to be ♪ 32 00:01:51,392 --> 00:01:54,529 ♪ Is always better than nothing ♪ 33 00:01:56,031 --> 00:01:59,769 ♪ And nothing at all ♪ 34 00:01:59,802 --> 00:02:03,571 ♪ Keeps sending him somewhere back in her long ago... ♪ 35 00:02:51,086 --> 00:02:52,620 Hey, mate. 36 00:02:53,488 --> 00:02:54,890 You all right? 37 00:03:47,575 --> 00:03:49,845 Fuck! 38 00:03:49,879 --> 00:03:54,049 - Stop fucking... - Sorry, mate. 39 00:03:54,083 --> 00:03:56,384 Sorry, mate. Sorry. 40 00:03:56,819 --> 00:03:57,953 Come here! 41 00:04:00,689 --> 00:04:02,825 Come back, you cunt! 42 00:04:05,928 --> 00:04:07,495 Come back! 43 00:04:09,131 --> 00:04:10,900 Fuck, fuck, fuck... 44 00:04:10,933 --> 00:04:13,468 Fuck, fuck, fuck... fuck! 45 00:04:15,037 --> 00:04:16,872 What the fuck? 46 00:05:03,518 --> 00:05:06,055 Hello. Excuse me, sorry... 47 00:05:06,088 --> 00:05:07,723 Um, I don't suppose you know 48 00:05:07,756 --> 00:05:10,859 where cleeve hill manor is, do you? 49 00:05:10,893 --> 00:05:12,627 I do, yeah. 50 00:05:17,132 --> 00:05:19,702 Could... sorry, and could you tell me where it is? 51 00:05:19,735 --> 00:05:21,770 I can, yeah. 52 00:05:27,109 --> 00:05:30,713 Good one, you got me. 53 00:05:30,746 --> 00:05:33,015 Sorry. Couldn't resist. 54 00:05:34,083 --> 00:05:36,584 So, why do you need to know? Lost? 55 00:05:38,553 --> 00:05:40,723 - Yes. - Thought as much. 56 00:05:40,756 --> 00:05:41,924 Yeah. 57 00:05:41,957 --> 00:05:44,059 The old sat nav let you down, then, eh? 58 00:05:44,093 --> 00:05:46,195 - Surprise, surprise. - Yeah. 59 00:05:47,096 --> 00:05:49,832 - Long journey? - Yah. 60 00:05:49,865 --> 00:05:51,532 Um... 61 00:05:51,566 --> 00:05:53,902 Sort of late for my own party, actually. It's my birthday. 62 00:05:53,936 --> 00:05:56,772 Yeah, you need to loop back round, through the red gate, 63 00:05:56,805 --> 00:05:58,741 bear left till you hit the lamb pub, 64 00:05:58,774 --> 00:06:01,576 then straight shot through dawny, and it's on your left. 65 00:06:01,609 --> 00:06:02,778 Big iron-fronted thing. 66 00:06:02,811 --> 00:06:04,645 Yes, I remember. Thank you very much. 67 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,148 Might come join you later! 68 00:06:06,181 --> 00:06:07,783 Yeah, well, I'll tell the others know! 69 00:06:07,816 --> 00:06:10,085 - Cheers again. Thanks. - Laters! 70 00:06:33,242 --> 00:06:35,576 Oi-oi! 71 00:06:38,280 --> 00:06:40,182 It's party time! 72 00:06:49,992 --> 00:06:51,994 The skipper is here! 73 00:06:57,833 --> 00:06:59,600 Wooh, wooh! 74 00:07:08,010 --> 00:07:09,745 Guys? 75 00:07:31,400 --> 00:07:32,935 Guys? 76 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,114 Back in a sec, mate! 77 00:10:01,383 --> 00:10:02,985 All right? 78 00:10:03,018 --> 00:10:05,287 Hope you guys have been having a nice time? 79 00:10:05,320 --> 00:10:06,421 What the fuck? 80 00:10:07,823 --> 00:10:10,025 - Yeah, my thoughts exactly. - Pete... 81 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:13,895 What are you doing here? 82 00:10:13,929 --> 00:10:16,365 - Fuck off, Archie. - No seriously, mate. 83 00:10:17,899 --> 00:10:19,568 Oh, no! 84 00:10:19,601 --> 00:10:21,937 George's invite... 85 00:10:21,970 --> 00:10:24,306 - This is awful. - What? 86 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:26,908 That was a joke, mate. 87 00:10:27,909 --> 00:10:29,411 No, seriously, I mean, 88 00:10:29,444 --> 00:10:34,449 why would George want somebody else's birthday at his house? 89 00:10:39,121 --> 00:10:41,523 Jokes, mate! 90 00:10:41,556 --> 00:10:44,259 - Stop it! - Oh, my god! Here he is! 91 00:10:44,293 --> 00:10:45,494 Oh, hey! 92 00:10:45,527 --> 00:10:48,463 - Hey, stranger! - Hi, Claire bear. 93 00:10:48,497 --> 00:10:50,966 Oh, my god, were you... Were you waiting long? 94 00:10:50,999 --> 00:10:53,235 No, no, just like... Half an hour, hour and a half. 95 00:10:55,971 --> 00:10:59,107 So good to see that you got here in one piece! 96 00:10:59,141 --> 00:11:01,343 You're looking trim, mate. You look amazing. 97 00:11:01,376 --> 00:11:05,314 Thanks. Thank you, thank you, yeah, yeah. Well... 98 00:11:05,347 --> 00:11:08,583 Yeah, I guess the Lebanese food is... 99 00:11:08,617 --> 00:11:11,219 Fucking disgusting? 100 00:11:11,253 --> 00:11:13,889 No, just a lot of fibre and pulses. 101 00:11:13,922 --> 00:11:15,290 You have a bit of a beard as well. 102 00:11:15,324 --> 00:11:16,992 Looks great. 103 00:11:18,493 --> 00:11:20,262 You all right? 104 00:11:20,295 --> 00:11:22,064 Yeah, fine, yeah. 105 00:11:22,097 --> 00:11:23,865 Look, sorry, we thought you'd be ages 106 00:11:23,899 --> 00:11:25,600 cos of the accident on the m5. 107 00:11:25,634 --> 00:11:28,170 No. No, I just, uh... 108 00:11:28,203 --> 00:11:30,172 Got lost and couldn't get through to you guys. 109 00:11:30,205 --> 00:11:32,374 Oh, shit. Well, we left you a note... 110 00:11:32,407 --> 00:11:34,176 - Where? - Here you bell-end. 111 00:11:34,209 --> 00:11:35,344 Where was that? 112 00:11:36,244 --> 00:11:37,379 Found him! 113 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:16,084 No, seriously, Harry... Harry, take it... take it back! 114 00:12:16,118 --> 00:12:19,054 All right, all right. I'll take it. 115 00:12:19,087 --> 00:12:20,989 Arch, be careful. 116 00:12:23,693 --> 00:12:26,037 Sorry, should probably introduce myself to the birthday boy. 117 00:12:26,061 --> 00:12:28,530 - All right, mate? - Leader of the pack, huh? 118 00:12:28,563 --> 00:12:30,432 I heard a lot about you. 119 00:12:30,465 --> 00:12:33,568 Apparently, one of the funniest guys on the planet. 120 00:12:35,637 --> 00:12:37,939 Uh... 121 00:12:37,973 --> 00:12:40,075 Oh, come here, you big Fanny! 122 00:12:40,108 --> 00:12:43,011 Birthday boy needs a hug... And a stripper. 123 00:12:43,044 --> 00:12:44,312 - And that's me! - Oh... 124 00:12:44,346 --> 00:12:45,580 Oh, yeah. 125 00:12:45,614 --> 00:12:47,149 - Shh! - Oh! 126 00:12:48,751 --> 00:12:50,419 Hey! 127 00:12:52,287 --> 00:12:54,256 Hey, what's that? Fuckin' hell! 128 00:12:54,289 --> 00:12:55,957 Yeah, you gave me a boner. 129 00:12:55,991 --> 00:12:58,026 What? You got an erection? 130 00:12:58,059 --> 00:13:00,295 - It's just... just my phone. - He's got an erection! 131 00:13:00,328 --> 00:13:02,063 None of that! I'm not here for that, mate. 132 00:13:02,097 --> 00:13:05,000 - Go and help Archie, Harry. - I'm not here for that! 133 00:13:05,033 --> 00:13:06,501 Stop molesting Pete, all right? 134 00:13:06,535 --> 00:13:08,103 - Jeez! - Oh, my god! 135 00:13:08,136 --> 00:13:09,672 Who is that? 136 00:13:11,339 --> 00:13:12,974 We found him down the pub. 137 00:13:13,008 --> 00:13:15,510 He was challenging farmers to rap battles. 138 00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:18,346 You'll love him, he is classic. A real local. 139 00:13:24,319 --> 00:13:26,988 How is the portraiture, Claire? You, got any new commissions? 140 00:13:27,022 --> 00:13:30,058 Uh... yeah! Yeah, it's fine. 141 00:13:30,091 --> 00:13:31,460 What does that mean? 142 00:13:31,493 --> 00:13:33,628 I sometimes feel 143 00:13:33,663 --> 00:13:35,606 that I don't really have anything to say as an artist. 144 00:13:35,630 --> 00:13:37,065 You know, I'm just... 145 00:13:37,098 --> 00:13:39,067 Like, I'm just a stupid posh girl 146 00:13:39,100 --> 00:13:41,036 painting portraits of other posh people. 147 00:13:41,069 --> 00:13:42,380 You're being really hard on yourself. 148 00:13:42,404 --> 00:13:44,206 I mean, I'd love to see any new stuff. 149 00:13:44,239 --> 00:13:46,776 - Uh, rule number seven! - What's that? 150 00:13:46,809 --> 00:13:49,644 - Oh... - Oh, it was "no talking shop". 151 00:13:49,679 --> 00:13:52,113 Yeah! No, no, you really should drink for that, Pete. 152 00:13:52,147 --> 00:13:54,115 Right, got it. Understood. 153 00:13:54,149 --> 00:13:57,653 "Oonderstood..." "oonderstood!" 154 00:13:57,687 --> 00:13:59,621 Mate, are you speaking in a northern accent? 155 00:14:00,522 --> 00:14:01,623 What? 156 00:14:01,657 --> 00:14:03,659 All night your accent's been northern. 157 00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:07,162 Is this part of your new 'edgy Pete'? 158 00:14:07,195 --> 00:14:08,463 'Edgy Pete'? Sorry, guys, 159 00:14:08,497 --> 00:14:10,041 am I speaking in a northern accent right now? 160 00:14:10,065 --> 00:14:12,234 Shut up, arch. Just down your drink, Pete. 161 00:14:12,267 --> 00:14:14,302 You did break a rule. 162 00:14:14,336 --> 00:14:16,371 - Ok. - Drink it, mate! 163 00:14:16,404 --> 00:14:19,074 Down it, down it, down it... 164 00:14:19,107 --> 00:14:22,678 Down it! Down it! Down it...! 165 00:14:22,712 --> 00:14:26,114 - Pressure! Whoo! - There's a lot... lot in there. 166 00:14:26,716 --> 00:14:28,483 Yeah... oh... 167 00:14:28,517 --> 00:14:31,620 Oh, come on. 168 00:14:31,654 --> 00:14:34,155 - What's that? - Gonna leave a bit in there. 169 00:14:34,189 --> 00:14:36,124 Wow! 170 00:14:36,157 --> 00:14:39,127 A really funny thing happened to me on the way up here. 171 00:14:39,160 --> 00:14:40,696 Well, not really funny... Quite funny. 172 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,365 - Yeah, when I was lost... - Arch, check this out! 173 00:14:43,398 --> 00:14:45,634 Messing about on country roads, 174 00:14:45,668 --> 00:14:49,772 I got a bit lost as you got from my texts... 175 00:14:49,805 --> 00:14:51,640 Have a look. 176 00:14:51,674 --> 00:14:55,176 Searching for that bloody red gate! 177 00:14:55,210 --> 00:14:57,612 Oh, my god, it won! 178 00:14:57,646 --> 00:15:01,483 This guy told me to put a bet on a horse, 84 to 1. 179 00:15:01,516 --> 00:15:03,585 It's just come in fucking second! 180 00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:04,854 I'm up five hundred quid! 181 00:15:04,887 --> 00:15:06,656 Bloody hell! Why didn't you bet yourself? 182 00:15:06,689 --> 00:15:08,691 Oh, I don't like to gamble. It's a dirty habit. 183 00:15:08,724 --> 00:15:10,225 It's, like, figuring out the odds. 184 00:15:10,258 --> 00:15:12,327 You know, I'm Devon's answer to rain man! 185 00:15:14,429 --> 00:15:16,666 Sorry, Pete, you was telling a story? 186 00:15:16,699 --> 00:15:18,233 Oh, yeah. Uh... 187 00:15:18,266 --> 00:15:20,302 Well, it was just about me on the way up here. 188 00:15:20,335 --> 00:15:22,137 I was pretty f... I mean, 189 00:15:22,170 --> 00:15:25,106 I was lost, basically, completely and utterly, 190 00:15:25,140 --> 00:15:30,880 and I was forced to interact with this really strange man, 191 00:15:30,913 --> 00:15:35,718 kind of a cliché spooky local type character. Um... 192 00:15:35,751 --> 00:15:37,787 I wound down the window and said, 193 00:15:37,820 --> 00:15:41,523 "excuse me, do you know the way to cleeve hill manor?", 194 00:15:41,556 --> 00:15:43,358 to which he replied, "yerp!" 195 00:15:43,391 --> 00:15:46,328 But then didn't tell me. 196 00:15:46,361 --> 00:15:48,163 Just silence. 197 00:15:48,196 --> 00:15:50,632 So I said, "well, could you tell me where it is, please?", 198 00:15:50,666 --> 00:15:52,902 to which he replied, "yerp, I can." 199 00:15:54,502 --> 00:15:56,204 So, I was just thinking, "oh, god," 200 00:15:56,237 --> 00:15:59,240 "please gimme a break here, dude." 201 00:15:59,274 --> 00:16:02,143 "I feel like I'm in a bad horror film or something." 202 00:16:02,177 --> 00:16:06,214 And then, as I drove off, he shouted, "see ya later", 203 00:16:06,247 --> 00:16:09,284 and I just thought, "Jesus Christ, I really hope I don't." 204 00:16:09,317 --> 00:16:12,253 Sorry, guys, this is Norman. 205 00:16:12,287 --> 00:16:14,623 And Norman, this is Harry, Archie, Claire. 206 00:16:14,657 --> 00:16:15,791 You know fig, obviously. 207 00:16:15,825 --> 00:16:18,560 - And this is Pete. - All right? 208 00:16:18,593 --> 00:16:21,363 I've filled the ice machine in the cellar. 209 00:16:21,396 --> 00:16:22,808 Thank you so much. What you drinking? 210 00:16:22,832 --> 00:16:24,399 Nah, you're all right. 211 00:16:24,432 --> 00:16:26,836 I'll leave you to your funny impressions. 212 00:16:29,337 --> 00:16:33,308 No, that wasn't... that wasn't an impression of you. 213 00:16:34,409 --> 00:16:36,177 Now he's lying as well. 214 00:16:38,446 --> 00:16:41,884 Oh, I switched the heating on in the pool, too, 215 00:16:41,917 --> 00:16:43,686 in case you wanted to brave it. 216 00:16:43,719 --> 00:16:45,755 - Thanks, Norman. - Thank you so much. 217 00:16:48,256 --> 00:16:49,290 See you, then. 218 00:16:51,359 --> 00:16:53,528 - Happy birthday. - Oh, thanks. 219 00:17:00,468 --> 00:17:01,971 Right. 220 00:17:02,004 --> 00:17:04,372 You know what room you're staying in, Pete? 221 00:17:04,406 --> 00:17:05,708 I didn't want to presume. 222 00:17:05,741 --> 00:17:08,778 The Rose room. So, lovely double for you and Sonia. 223 00:17:08,811 --> 00:17:10,345 Great. 224 00:17:10,378 --> 00:17:12,414 But Harry is gonna be on the sofa bed for tonight, 225 00:17:12,447 --> 00:17:13,983 is that cool? 226 00:17:14,016 --> 00:17:15,350 Awesome. 227 00:17:47,783 --> 00:17:49,952 Long hot soak for your bones. 228 00:17:51,386 --> 00:17:52,822 Nothing better. 229 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,926 Don't worry, I won't be long. 230 00:17:56,959 --> 00:17:59,862 I'm mainly doing the upper lip. 231 00:17:59,895 --> 00:18:01,463 Only place I can seem to grow it. 232 00:18:02,765 --> 00:18:06,401 So, how do you know this lot, then? 233 00:18:06,434 --> 00:18:09,571 Uh, we are friends from university. 234 00:18:10,740 --> 00:18:12,507 They're a cracking lot. 235 00:18:13,743 --> 00:18:15,010 Cracking. 236 00:18:16,311 --> 00:18:17,813 Fun though, innit? 237 00:18:19,614 --> 00:18:20,716 University? 238 00:18:20,750 --> 00:18:23,886 No, being with your mates. 239 00:18:23,919 --> 00:18:26,321 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it is. 240 00:18:28,858 --> 00:18:30,558 How old are you lot? 241 00:18:31,626 --> 00:18:33,595 Well, I'm thirty-one exactly. 242 00:18:34,663 --> 00:18:37,298 Thirty-one, having fun. 243 00:18:41,603 --> 00:18:43,438 How old do you think I am? 244 00:18:44,106 --> 00:18:45,875 Um... 245 00:18:46,809 --> 00:18:48,711 - Thirty-six? - Forty! 246 00:18:50,913 --> 00:18:52,748 Forty years old. 247 00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,022 Thick at the base, 248 00:19:00,055 --> 00:19:02,423 goes into a point, 249 00:19:02,457 --> 00:19:04,660 slightly strangulated in the middle. 250 00:19:07,029 --> 00:19:08,731 - Excuse me? - Your cock! 251 00:19:08,764 --> 00:19:10,032 Ha! 252 00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,467 So it's true, then. 253 00:19:13,368 --> 00:19:14,870 You are the shy one. 254 00:19:20,375 --> 00:19:21,977 Fucking... what? 255 00:20:58,073 --> 00:21:00,075 Fucking make an effort, mate. 256 00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,683 - There he is... - Hey! 257 00:21:07,716 --> 00:21:10,686 - Smells so good. - Got a drink? 258 00:21:10,719 --> 00:21:14,156 - Um... I think I'm ok for now. - Mate, come on! 259 00:21:14,189 --> 00:21:15,958 You're having a little wicky with me, mate. 260 00:21:15,991 --> 00:21:17,525 Ok. 261 00:21:24,599 --> 00:21:26,235 - Hey. - Oh, yep. Thank you. 262 00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:28,603 - Don't tell pops. - Absolutely not. Cheers! 263 00:21:28,636 --> 00:21:30,706 - Cheers! - Cheers, mate! Cheers! 264 00:21:31,073 --> 00:21:33,108 Mm! 265 00:21:33,142 --> 00:21:37,246 Dude, it is, um... it is so nice of you to do all this. 266 00:21:37,279 --> 00:21:39,982 Weird thing to say. You're still one of my best mates, Pete. 267 00:21:40,015 --> 00:21:41,650 Obviously! 268 00:21:41,684 --> 00:21:43,518 No, I just... I don't know. 269 00:21:43,551 --> 00:21:45,553 Yeah, these last few years have been so crazy, 270 00:21:45,586 --> 00:21:48,090 and I feel bad I haven't been back more. 271 00:21:48,123 --> 00:21:50,793 Pete, you were always gonna do something different. 272 00:21:50,826 --> 00:21:54,595 Selfishly, I've missed you, but... this refugee shit - 273 00:21:54,629 --> 00:21:56,207 I'm fucking proud of you. It sounds heavy. 274 00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:58,167 Thanks, man, that means so much coming from you. 275 00:21:58,200 --> 00:21:59,802 No, you're actually doing something good. 276 00:21:59,835 --> 00:22:02,671 You know, making up for your past crimes. 277 00:22:06,574 --> 00:22:08,877 What do you mean, "past crimes"? 278 00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:12,513 Well, no, I mean, just being a reprobate. 279 00:22:13,082 --> 00:22:15,250 Right. Yeah. 280 00:22:15,284 --> 00:22:18,787 Yeah. I mean, I'm also doing it cos I'm passionate about it. 281 00:22:18,821 --> 00:22:20,656 Yeah. Of course. 282 00:22:27,562 --> 00:22:29,530 Oh, man, Harry... 283 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:33,902 - He is a character. - Yeah, he is ridiculous. 284 00:22:33,936 --> 00:22:37,306 - Yeah. He's kind of... - Fucking funny. 285 00:22:37,339 --> 00:22:39,574 Mm. 286 00:22:39,607 --> 00:22:41,744 Yeah, it's weird, I, uh... 287 00:22:41,777 --> 00:22:44,813 I almost feel, like... Shy around him. 288 00:22:46,081 --> 00:22:47,316 Why? 289 00:22:47,349 --> 00:22:49,785 I don't know. 290 00:22:49,818 --> 00:22:51,653 Yeah, I don't know. It's weird. 291 00:22:51,687 --> 00:22:54,690 I mean, you didn't tell him I was shy, did you? 292 00:22:54,723 --> 00:22:57,292 What? No! We told him you were great. 293 00:22:58,327 --> 00:23:00,829 Yeah. Forget it. 294 00:23:00,863 --> 00:23:03,132 So, tell me about you and Sonia! All going well? 295 00:23:03,165 --> 00:23:05,667 Oh, yes. Yeah, really well. 296 00:23:05,701 --> 00:23:07,870 And actually, you're the first person, of course, 297 00:23:07,903 --> 00:23:09,604 - that I'm telling this to... - Uh-oh. 298 00:23:09,637 --> 00:23:11,707 But I'm thinking of proposing. 299 00:23:11,740 --> 00:23:13,108 We're to France in June, 300 00:23:13,142 --> 00:23:14,810 and it just feels like the right time. 301 00:23:14,843 --> 00:23:16,245 Oh, mate, that's awesome. 302 00:23:16,278 --> 00:23:18,013 Yeah, well, I mean, assuming she says yes. 303 00:23:18,047 --> 00:23:19,724 Ooh, yeah. God, that would be very awkward. 304 00:23:19,748 --> 00:23:21,326 Maybe don't do it at the top of the Eiffel Tower. 305 00:23:21,350 --> 00:23:22,951 It's a long walk down. 306 00:23:24,653 --> 00:23:27,622 Yeah, oh, and maybe, you know, don't tell Claire. 307 00:23:29,358 --> 00:23:30,591 Why? 308 00:23:31,393 --> 00:23:34,296 Pete. Come on. 309 00:23:34,329 --> 00:23:36,298 She's clearly still a bit in love with you. 310 00:23:36,331 --> 00:23:38,767 She might not take it well. 311 00:23:40,369 --> 00:23:41,870 Wow. 312 00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:45,207 Yeah, of course. 313 00:23:45,240 --> 00:23:46,909 Poor Claire. 314 00:23:49,845 --> 00:23:52,781 Yeah, you should know, man, she, uh... 315 00:23:52,815 --> 00:23:54,783 She tried to kill herself. 316 00:23:57,019 --> 00:23:58,320 - What? - I mean... 317 00:24:00,055 --> 00:24:04,193 She's always had a tendency to be sad, but I just guess... 318 00:24:04,226 --> 00:24:07,729 She was sadder than we all saw, I suppose. 319 00:24:09,264 --> 00:24:11,333 And when did she do it? 320 00:24:11,366 --> 00:24:14,670 Uh... just before you left, I think. 321 00:24:19,108 --> 00:24:21,076 Look, don't freak out. 322 00:24:21,110 --> 00:24:23,112 Ok? No, she's absolutely fine now. 323 00:24:23,145 --> 00:24:24,713 Let's just keep the weekend light, yeah? 324 00:24:24,746 --> 00:24:26,281 Come on! Hey, to you and Sonia! 325 00:24:30,686 --> 00:24:31,820 Cocktails? 326 00:24:33,288 --> 00:24:34,790 Yeah. 327 00:24:39,928 --> 00:24:41,830 Do you guys remember Jess Sanderson? 328 00:24:41,864 --> 00:24:44,666 - Yes. - Fuck me, she was so fit. 329 00:24:44,700 --> 00:24:46,001 You were obsessed. 330 00:24:46,034 --> 00:24:48,003 - Ever see her throw a javelin? - What? 331 00:24:48,036 --> 00:24:50,239 She could throw a javelin so fucking far, 332 00:24:50,272 --> 00:24:52,908 I used to go and watch her do athletics. 333 00:24:52,941 --> 00:24:54,343 I was such a fucking pervert, 334 00:24:54,376 --> 00:24:56,311 and I just really loved the fact 335 00:24:56,345 --> 00:24:58,914 that she could probably bench-press me. 336 00:24:58,947 --> 00:25:00,382 Pete, you banged her, didn't you? 337 00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:02,217 - Yes! - Pete got with everyone. 338 00:25:02,251 --> 00:25:03,986 He was the most player of all our friends. 339 00:25:04,019 --> 00:25:05,220 Well, I'm not surprised. 340 00:25:05,254 --> 00:25:06,955 The way he sat there holding that cocktail, 341 00:25:06,989 --> 00:25:09,825 it's like we got James Bond sat here in the room with us, innit? 342 00:25:09,858 --> 00:25:10,959 Double-o-seven! 343 00:25:13,262 --> 00:25:15,464 Yeah, one of the kids in the refugee camp said 344 00:25:15,497 --> 00:25:17,366 I looked like Daniel Craig. 345 00:25:17,399 --> 00:25:19,935 - Really? - Yeah. 346 00:25:19,968 --> 00:25:21,870 Some of those kids were just so amazing. 347 00:25:21,904 --> 00:25:23,872 - Mm. - Cool, man. 348 00:25:28,343 --> 00:25:32,314 So, have you told Sonia about your sordid past? 349 00:25:32,347 --> 00:25:36,118 Uh, yes, yes. I've come clean about skippy. 350 00:25:37,286 --> 00:25:38,887 Weird to think that we even kissed. 351 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:43,058 I don't think we did. 352 00:25:43,091 --> 00:25:44,293 Don't deny... 353 00:25:44,326 --> 00:25:47,029 Yeah, second night of fresher's week. 354 00:25:47,062 --> 00:25:48,730 - I... - George? 355 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,041 Is there something I should know about? 356 00:25:50,065 --> 00:25:51,934 - Sorry. - No, honestly, 357 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:55,003 - I don't remember this at all. - What? Now, come off it! 358 00:25:55,037 --> 00:25:58,774 No girl can forget a night of passion with double-o-seven. 359 00:25:58,807 --> 00:26:01,043 Can they? Eh? Oi, George, you got any guns? 360 00:26:01,076 --> 00:26:03,445 - Yeah, fucking loads. - Let's get Pete a gun! 361 00:26:03,478 --> 00:26:05,280 Take a photo - we'll send it in to Hollywood. 362 00:26:05,314 --> 00:26:06,925 They haven't chosen a new bond yet, have they? 363 00:26:06,949 --> 00:26:08,750 Right, well, let's get a gun. 364 00:26:08,784 --> 00:26:11,153 - Oh, no...! - George stop him! 365 00:26:11,186 --> 00:26:13,055 - Harry! - Oh, god! 366 00:26:13,088 --> 00:26:15,757 Wait, who was it that, um... 367 00:26:15,791 --> 00:26:18,460 - Who was it that pulled plank? - Oh, yes! 368 00:26:18,493 --> 00:26:20,996 No, actually, no one pulled plank, 369 00:26:21,029 --> 00:26:23,031 but he did smooch a pooch. 370 00:26:23,065 --> 00:26:25,500 - A dog! He kissed a dog! - Yeah, that little pug! 371 00:26:25,534 --> 00:26:27,536 Sorry? "Plank"? 372 00:26:27,569 --> 00:26:28,971 Plank, yeah. 373 00:26:30,072 --> 00:26:32,207 - Do you not remember? - No. 374 00:26:32,241 --> 00:26:35,477 Plank, as in the wild card. 375 00:26:35,510 --> 00:26:39,414 He came round, with the big wheel of cheese. 376 00:26:39,448 --> 00:26:41,283 He was dressed as a fucking wizard! 377 00:26:41,316 --> 00:26:43,252 Yeah... vaguely. 378 00:26:43,285 --> 00:26:45,854 Mate, you do remember the wild card tradition, right? 379 00:26:45,887 --> 00:26:47,498 When we'd bring a randommer back to the house? 380 00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:49,057 Yeah, I remember that. 381 00:26:49,091 --> 00:26:50,535 I always thought it was a bit cruel, to be honest. 382 00:26:50,559 --> 00:26:54,263 What? You used to fucking love it! 383 00:26:54,296 --> 00:26:55,964 Saved you, Pete! 384 00:26:55,998 --> 00:26:58,800 They are hosting a nervous Nelly! 385 00:27:06,975 --> 00:27:08,410 Anyway, I would have skyped more, 386 00:27:08,443 --> 00:27:12,514 but we all had to share this one computer in the camps. 387 00:27:14,182 --> 00:27:15,951 And it was actually pretty amazing, 388 00:27:15,984 --> 00:27:18,420 we started with, like, zero infrastructure... 389 00:27:18,453 --> 00:27:20,389 So you're gonna propose to Sonia? 390 00:27:20,422 --> 00:27:22,190 Jesus! 391 00:27:22,224 --> 00:27:24,893 - Who told you that? - It's great. 392 00:27:24,926 --> 00:27:26,137 Yeah, sorry, who told you that? 393 00:27:26,161 --> 00:27:27,863 Is that... 394 00:27:27,896 --> 00:27:29,564 I think your phone's buzzing. 395 00:27:29,598 --> 00:27:31,199 Yeah. 396 00:27:31,233 --> 00:27:33,402 - I'll, uh... - Sure. 397 00:27:35,237 --> 00:27:36,972 See ya. 398 00:27:37,005 --> 00:27:38,340 'Hey! You having fun?' 399 00:27:38,373 --> 00:27:42,044 yeah! Yeah, just, um... It's a bit, um... 400 00:27:42,077 --> 00:27:43,445 'What?' 401 00:27:44,579 --> 00:27:46,148 nah, it's just... I guess I thought 402 00:27:46,181 --> 00:27:48,483 that everyone would've grown up a bit more. 403 00:27:48,517 --> 00:27:52,854 Um... yeah, we're in George's parents' house, 404 00:27:52,888 --> 00:27:54,890 drinking George's dad's whisky. 405 00:27:54,923 --> 00:27:58,126 I'm being mean. Just... I can't wait for you to get here. 406 00:27:58,160 --> 00:28:01,263 - 'Is everyone there?' - Yeah, full house. 407 00:28:01,296 --> 00:28:03,498 Plus some random guy called Harry 408 00:28:03,532 --> 00:28:05,233 that they picked up in the pub! 409 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:06,601 'Oh, my god.' 410 00:28:06,635 --> 00:28:08,513 yeah, I'm sure he'll be gone by the time you're here, 411 00:28:08,537 --> 00:28:10,539 - but very funny. - 'Weird. 412 00:28:10,572 --> 00:28:13,408 'Listen, babe, this Internet guy's really fucking us around. 413 00:28:13,442 --> 00:28:15,654 'I'm gonna have to wait till the afternoon to let him in. 414 00:28:15,678 --> 00:28:18,447 'Sorry, I'll be a bit later.' 415 00:28:18,480 --> 00:28:22,084 yeah, no problem. Love you. 416 00:28:22,117 --> 00:28:24,286 'You too. I'm sorry. Love you.' 417 00:29:14,436 --> 00:29:16,638 Mate! Are you fucking listening? 418 00:29:16,672 --> 00:29:18,206 Yes! Sorry, Archie. 419 00:29:18,240 --> 00:29:22,477 Um, so... I'm sorry, mate, you're setting up an app? 420 00:29:22,511 --> 00:29:25,313 It's not a fucking app! It's crowdfunding for thrill seekers. 421 00:29:25,347 --> 00:29:26,415 Right! 422 00:29:26,448 --> 00:29:27,625 It's about linking people together 423 00:29:27,649 --> 00:29:30,485 who want to go on tailored adventure holidays, you know, 424 00:29:30,519 --> 00:29:32,154 but they need to go in a group 425 00:29:32,187 --> 00:29:34,556 to make it more financially viable. 426 00:29:34,589 --> 00:29:38,059 So, let's say you want to go chasing whales on jet skis 427 00:29:38,093 --> 00:29:39,294 or some shit like that... 428 00:29:39,327 --> 00:29:41,563 Yeah, arch, cos that definitely sounds legal. 429 00:29:41,596 --> 00:29:44,199 Don't invest, then, Claire. 430 00:29:44,232 --> 00:29:46,568 You know, but most of your friends are too pussy to do it, 431 00:29:46,601 --> 00:29:49,171 so we team you up with some saffa meatheads 432 00:29:49,204 --> 00:29:51,606 who are up for a weendish time. 433 00:29:51,640 --> 00:29:54,509 Um... it'd still be, like, expensive, though, wouldn't it? 434 00:29:54,543 --> 00:29:55,977 Right. 435 00:29:56,011 --> 00:29:58,714 Well, I mean, you're not saving money, are you? 436 00:29:58,748 --> 00:30:01,416 You're just kind of linking rich people with rich people. 437 00:30:01,450 --> 00:30:05,287 Yeah... Who are up for a weendish time. 438 00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:07,690 I mean, it's better that way, though. 439 00:30:07,723 --> 00:30:09,467 At least you're not having your holiday ruined 440 00:30:09,491 --> 00:30:12,762 - by some random pez. - "Pez"? 441 00:30:12,795 --> 00:30:14,730 Pez! Peasant! Pezo! Come on, mate. 442 00:30:14,764 --> 00:30:16,331 Fucking hell, Archie! 443 00:30:16,364 --> 00:30:18,075 What? Mate, you used to say that shit all the time. 444 00:30:18,099 --> 00:30:19,568 No, I fucking didn't. 445 00:30:19,601 --> 00:30:23,138 Also, like... just have a little bit of, you know, awareness. 446 00:30:24,707 --> 00:30:28,009 - What? Harry? - What's that? 447 00:30:28,043 --> 00:30:29,478 He's worried that you'd be offended 448 00:30:29,511 --> 00:30:32,180 by me referring to peasants as pezes. 449 00:30:32,214 --> 00:30:33,615 Woah! 450 00:30:33,648 --> 00:30:35,493 Fucking hell, are you calling me a peasant, are you, Pete? 451 00:30:35,517 --> 00:30:38,019 - No. - You sort of were, mate. 452 00:30:38,053 --> 00:30:39,755 - Let's just move on. - Oh! 453 00:30:39,789 --> 00:30:42,491 His lordship wants us to move on. Ok! Fair enough, ok! 454 00:30:42,524 --> 00:30:44,368 Well, sir, I've left your potty upstairs for you, 455 00:30:44,392 --> 00:30:46,261 and I'll come upstairs and wipe your bum-bum. 456 00:30:46,294 --> 00:30:48,163 Actually do it! 457 00:30:48,196 --> 00:30:50,332 Actually do it! 458 00:30:50,365 --> 00:30:51,767 This calls for gear. 459 00:30:51,801 --> 00:30:53,635 No, Archie! No, not at the table. 460 00:30:53,669 --> 00:30:55,671 - Pete, come on. - No, thank you, Archie. 461 00:30:55,705 --> 00:30:57,172 No, no, it's a good point, actually. 462 00:30:57,205 --> 00:30:59,274 Gotta save some energy for the b-day boy. 463 00:30:59,307 --> 00:31:01,543 Main event is tomorrow. Big surprise for petie! 464 00:31:06,548 --> 00:31:11,219 Yeah, well, in which case I'd better... better get to bed. 465 00:31:11,253 --> 00:31:12,530 - Get some sleep. - Don't be a bell-end. 466 00:31:12,554 --> 00:31:14,122 No, you're not... ok, ok! 467 00:31:14,155 --> 00:31:16,324 Wait, wait... I'm gonna do... yeah! 468 00:31:16,358 --> 00:31:20,061 Ok, I just want to say, um... Happy birthday, Pete! 469 00:31:20,095 --> 00:31:21,296 I know it's been a while 470 00:31:21,329 --> 00:31:23,265 since we've all been under the same roof. 471 00:31:23,298 --> 00:31:26,836 I mean, the last, what, eight, nine years 472 00:31:26,869 --> 00:31:29,104 has really gone by fast, 473 00:31:29,137 --> 00:31:32,541 and it's just so nice that it all still feels so natural. 474 00:31:32,574 --> 00:31:34,276 Yeah, hear-hear. 475 00:31:34,309 --> 00:31:40,081 And I just wanted to say, you know after my, uh, blip... 476 00:31:41,717 --> 00:31:46,121 It really made me realise how lucky I am to have you guys. 477 00:31:46,154 --> 00:31:49,090 Um, and I couldn't have got through any of it without you. 478 00:31:49,124 --> 00:31:50,492 So... all of you. 479 00:31:53,194 --> 00:31:56,164 Uh, so, yeah, happy birthday, Pete. 480 00:31:56,197 --> 00:31:58,266 Ah! Happy birthday to Pete! 481 00:32:09,210 --> 00:32:11,546 - Off to bed, too? - Just getting some ciggies. 482 00:32:11,580 --> 00:32:13,716 Right... sorry not to stay up. 483 00:32:13,749 --> 00:32:17,118 Just wanted to save some energy for tomorrow. 484 00:32:17,152 --> 00:32:18,854 Listen, Pete. 485 00:32:18,888 --> 00:32:21,791 Just so you know, you're not doing too well. 486 00:32:25,795 --> 00:32:27,128 What? 487 00:32:27,162 --> 00:32:28,496 This weekend so far... 488 00:32:28,530 --> 00:32:31,499 I mean, you've been a bit crap, haven't you? 489 00:32:31,533 --> 00:32:34,135 Claiming that we pulled in first year. 490 00:32:34,169 --> 00:32:37,439 And then rubbing Claire's nose in your supposed engagement. 491 00:32:37,472 --> 00:32:39,775 - I didn't tell her that. - Well, she knows. 492 00:32:39,809 --> 00:32:42,611 And I mean... you're not actually engaged, are you? 493 00:32:42,644 --> 00:32:45,614 So, it's hardly news. 494 00:32:45,647 --> 00:32:48,718 I just thought you should know. It's not a good start. 495 00:34:45,901 --> 00:34:47,602 What the fuck? 496 00:34:47,635 --> 00:34:49,270 Sorry. 497 00:34:59,547 --> 00:35:00,916 Ugh! 498 00:35:08,389 --> 00:35:09,859 Oh, man! 499 00:35:11,359 --> 00:35:12,695 Motherfucker... 500 00:35:29,678 --> 00:35:31,814 - Are those my pills? - Excuse me? 501 00:35:31,847 --> 00:35:33,682 I said, are those my pills? 502 00:35:33,716 --> 00:35:35,785 These are rennie's. Do you want one? 503 00:35:36,952 --> 00:35:38,553 - No. - No? 504 00:35:38,586 --> 00:35:40,022 No. 505 00:35:52,701 --> 00:35:54,036 Good night. 506 00:35:54,703 --> 00:35:56,038 Good night. 507 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:09,718 Ha! 508 00:36:36,411 --> 00:36:37,746 What is that? 509 00:36:40,816 --> 00:36:42,417 Harry? 510 00:36:42,450 --> 00:36:43,886 Did you hear that? 511 00:36:45,654 --> 00:36:46,722 Harry? 512 00:36:54,864 --> 00:36:56,699 Hey, Claire, what... are you ok? 513 00:36:57,498 --> 00:36:58,701 Can you hear that? 514 00:36:58,734 --> 00:37:00,468 What is it? 515 00:37:00,501 --> 00:37:02,738 I don't know, I think... 516 00:37:02,771 --> 00:37:05,540 I think someone's let a dog into the house. 517 00:37:05,573 --> 00:37:07,575 I don't know. 518 00:37:08,543 --> 00:37:10,511 Oh, my god. So funny. 519 00:37:10,545 --> 00:37:12,815 Yeah. It must be trapped or something. 520 00:37:15,918 --> 00:37:18,419 You do know that this is all your fault. 521 00:37:20,089 --> 00:37:21,790 What is? 522 00:37:22,791 --> 00:37:23,859 Everything. 523 00:37:25,060 --> 00:37:26,095 No! 524 00:40:02,384 --> 00:40:04,153 All right, Archie? 525 00:40:06,088 --> 00:40:07,823 Did you pull an all-nighter? 526 00:40:09,124 --> 00:40:10,625 Yeah. 527 00:40:13,295 --> 00:40:15,130 Was it worth it? 528 00:40:16,298 --> 00:40:18,734 What the fuck kind of question is that? 529 00:40:20,035 --> 00:40:22,071 Yeah, fair enough. 530 00:40:22,104 --> 00:40:23,604 As you were. 531 00:40:23,638 --> 00:40:25,107 Yeah. 532 00:40:33,682 --> 00:40:34,750 Yeah! 533 00:40:36,151 --> 00:40:37,953 - Morning, morning, morning. - Hey! 534 00:40:37,986 --> 00:40:39,254 Morning! 535 00:40:42,157 --> 00:40:43,725 Sleep well? 536 00:40:43,759 --> 00:40:46,195 Yeah. 537 00:40:46,228 --> 00:40:48,063 You slept very deeply, it seemed. 538 00:40:48,097 --> 00:40:50,631 Ah, never better. That bed's lush. 539 00:40:50,666 --> 00:40:52,267 - Thanking you, George. - Ketchup? 540 00:40:52,301 --> 00:40:54,369 No. Not with tomato. 541 00:40:58,974 --> 00:41:00,209 Ooh... 542 00:41:09,985 --> 00:41:12,321 God. This looks great, guys. 543 00:41:12,354 --> 00:41:13,922 Oh, sorry, mate. Help yourself. 544 00:41:13,956 --> 00:41:15,357 No, no, yeah. 545 00:41:17,960 --> 00:41:20,162 'You're listening to west coast classics today 546 00:41:20,195 --> 00:41:21,797 'at 9:35.' 547 00:41:24,032 --> 00:41:25,834 oh, yes. 548 00:41:27,736 --> 00:41:30,305 I had such weird dreams last night. 549 00:41:30,339 --> 00:41:33,408 Really, um... Really, like, nasty. 550 00:41:33,442 --> 00:41:35,244 You did have quite a lot of cheese. 551 00:41:35,277 --> 00:41:37,179 No kidding! 552 00:41:38,847 --> 00:41:40,716 Should've had a rennie. 553 00:41:43,719 --> 00:41:45,721 Claire must be feeling it. Is she still in bed? 554 00:41:45,754 --> 00:41:46,889 She's gone. 555 00:41:50,859 --> 00:41:52,694 What? Why? 556 00:41:52,728 --> 00:41:54,763 Well, why do you think? 557 00:41:54,796 --> 00:41:57,132 Probably cos you told her about the engagement. 558 00:41:58,500 --> 00:42:00,802 Sorry, I didn't tell her anything! 559 00:42:02,938 --> 00:42:05,474 - Harry, did you? - Don't bring Harry into this. 560 00:42:05,507 --> 00:42:06,942 Say what, sorry? 561 00:42:06,975 --> 00:42:08,911 Well, telling Claire about my engagement. 562 00:42:08,944 --> 00:42:12,414 I mean, you did hear yesterday in the kitchen, so... 563 00:42:13,515 --> 00:42:15,684 I'm a little bit lost here, Peter. 564 00:42:17,352 --> 00:42:19,755 Right, and why are you doing that accent now? 565 00:42:21,056 --> 00:42:22,925 What accent? 566 00:42:24,359 --> 00:42:27,229 Also, I didn't say you could borrow my hoodie. 567 00:42:27,262 --> 00:42:29,198 Well, I'm not wearing your hoodie, Pete. 568 00:42:29,231 --> 00:42:32,367 Unless you shop at mo valley farm... 569 00:42:37,940 --> 00:42:39,450 - Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa! - Pete! Stop it! 570 00:42:39,474 --> 00:42:41,343 Right, fine. 571 00:42:41,376 --> 00:42:44,179 Sorry. Sorry, Harry. Just, um... 572 00:42:44,213 --> 00:42:46,315 I think I'm just tired after a weird night. 573 00:42:46,348 --> 00:42:48,283 Don't worry. You're probably just paranoid 574 00:42:48,317 --> 00:42:50,852 about everything that happened yesterday. 575 00:42:50,886 --> 00:42:52,321 No, he ain't. 576 00:42:52,354 --> 00:42:54,056 You feel bad about Claire. 577 00:42:54,089 --> 00:42:56,091 I didn't tell her, I promise. 578 00:42:56,124 --> 00:42:57,769 And if you didn't, then I don't know who did. 579 00:42:57,793 --> 00:42:59,337 Pete, chill out! She's probably fine, ok? 580 00:42:59,361 --> 00:43:03,232 Just, you know... get stuck into your breakfast, mate. 581 00:43:17,145 --> 00:43:19,381 Fun day ahead. 582 00:44:15,537 --> 00:44:18,073 Down on the fucking floor! 583 00:44:24,246 --> 00:44:25,914 Cheer up, mate. It's not loaded. 584 00:44:25,947 --> 00:44:28,283 Fucking hell, that's dangerous. 585 00:44:30,018 --> 00:44:32,354 Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read. 586 00:44:32,387 --> 00:44:34,156 All right, yeah. So last year, then? 587 00:44:34,189 --> 00:44:37,025 Ha-ha, very funny. Come on, everyone's waiting. 588 00:44:37,059 --> 00:44:39,561 - Actually, Archie! Archie! - Yes, mate? 589 00:44:46,368 --> 00:44:49,237 - Sorry. - What's up, mate? 590 00:44:49,271 --> 00:44:50,872 Um... 591 00:44:51,573 --> 00:44:54,409 - Harry. - Yeah? 592 00:44:54,443 --> 00:44:56,578 Look, I'm just going to say this... 593 00:44:56,611 --> 00:44:58,380 And I feel like I can with you. 594 00:44:58,413 --> 00:45:01,249 Of course you can. 595 00:45:01,283 --> 00:45:07,456 I feel like Harry is, like, fucking with me... 596 00:45:07,489 --> 00:45:10,425 - Or doesn't like me. - Uh! 597 00:45:10,459 --> 00:45:13,128 - Or... - He's been a dick to you? 598 00:45:13,161 --> 00:45:16,431 Well, have you not... Yeah, well... yeah, kind of. 599 00:45:16,465 --> 00:45:19,201 I mean, I don't know, I just feel like he's got it in for me. 600 00:45:19,234 --> 00:45:20,969 That's just what I'm feeling. 601 00:45:21,002 --> 00:45:25,073 I mean, he hasn't said anything bad about you, not to me anyway. 602 00:45:25,107 --> 00:45:28,343 Ok. Also... I think I recognise him. 603 00:45:28,377 --> 00:45:31,113 - It's weird. - Mate, I'm sure you don't. 604 00:45:35,417 --> 00:45:37,119 Right. 605 00:45:37,152 --> 00:45:39,621 Anyway, I'll keep an eye on him. 606 00:45:39,655 --> 00:45:41,456 All right? No one messes with my friend. 607 00:45:41,490 --> 00:45:44,526 - Don't do that. - Come here. 608 00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:46,928 Oh, my god. Fucking hell, you stink. 609 00:45:46,962 --> 00:45:48,997 - Do I? - Yeah. 610 00:45:49,030 --> 00:45:50,632 Are you gonna bring this on the walk? 611 00:45:50,666 --> 00:45:55,504 Mate, I could handle a gun before I could read. 612 00:45:55,537 --> 00:45:57,506 You really should try and get some sleep. 613 00:45:57,539 --> 00:45:59,207 Yeah. 614 00:46:01,711 --> 00:46:03,945 Fuck! 615 00:46:03,979 --> 00:46:06,982 That was loaded, actually. 616 00:46:07,015 --> 00:46:10,152 - Hurry up, mate. - Yeah, coming, coming, coming. 617 00:46:14,089 --> 00:46:15,991 - Come on, you bell-end. - Yes, yes, yes... 618 00:46:18,393 --> 00:46:20,529 Sorry, mate, thought you were in... 619 00:46:20,562 --> 00:46:22,364 Whoa! Whoops! 620 00:46:24,266 --> 00:46:25,467 Fuck off, Archie. 621 00:46:25,500 --> 00:46:27,670 Mate, come on. We're waiting. 622 00:46:27,703 --> 00:46:29,604 - See you, mate! - Oh, come on! 623 00:46:29,638 --> 00:46:31,206 Toot-toot! 624 00:46:36,311 --> 00:46:38,146 Are you serious? 625 00:47:02,170 --> 00:47:05,140 No, don't close the door... Fuck! 626 00:47:05,173 --> 00:47:07,275 They done a runner on us, have they? 627 00:47:07,309 --> 00:47:08,543 Classic! 628 00:47:08,577 --> 00:47:10,445 - You got your car keys? - No. 629 00:47:10,479 --> 00:47:11,790 Let's just head straight to the pub. 630 00:47:11,814 --> 00:47:14,416 I know a shortcut. We'll probably meet 'em there. 631 00:47:29,097 --> 00:47:30,733 Tonight should be good, shouldn't it? 632 00:47:30,766 --> 00:47:32,234 Mm. 633 00:47:32,267 --> 00:47:34,102 Shame about Claire. 634 00:47:35,337 --> 00:47:37,572 She's beautiful, though, isn't she? 635 00:47:37,606 --> 00:47:39,508 In a sort of tragic 636 00:47:39,541 --> 00:47:42,477 "I might kill myself any moment" sort of way. 637 00:47:42,511 --> 00:47:44,379 Weird, though... 638 00:47:44,412 --> 00:47:45,815 What? 639 00:47:45,848 --> 00:47:48,116 Well, you know, you go out with someone at university, 640 00:47:48,149 --> 00:47:50,218 and then you remain friends, but you drift apart - 641 00:47:50,252 --> 00:47:51,586 you don't see them for five years. 642 00:47:51,620 --> 00:47:53,723 Well, I have seen Claire, so... 643 00:47:53,756 --> 00:47:55,190 When? 644 00:47:55,223 --> 00:47:57,526 Before I went abroad. We hung out a bunch. 645 00:47:57,559 --> 00:48:00,061 Oh, lovely. 646 00:48:00,095 --> 00:48:01,664 Rekindling old flames, was it? 647 00:48:01,697 --> 00:48:04,132 No! Sorry, that's none of your business. 648 00:48:04,165 --> 00:48:05,433 Say no more. 649 00:48:05,467 --> 00:48:07,402 It's nice you care about her. 650 00:48:07,435 --> 00:48:09,304 Watching over her... 651 00:48:09,337 --> 00:48:11,540 Even when she's sleeping. 652 00:48:11,573 --> 00:48:14,677 Right, so you were spying on me last night? 653 00:48:14,710 --> 00:48:17,078 No, just a joke. 654 00:48:20,181 --> 00:48:21,416 You must be bricking it 655 00:48:21,449 --> 00:48:22,628 she's out there trying to top herself again. 656 00:48:22,652 --> 00:48:24,152 Oi, sorry, what is this? 657 00:48:25,387 --> 00:48:27,188 Like, why are you doing this? 658 00:48:28,557 --> 00:48:29,792 Is this cos... 659 00:48:29,825 --> 00:48:32,227 Did I wake you up in your car yesterday? 660 00:48:35,831 --> 00:48:38,199 A few miles back, I can't remember where exactly, but... 661 00:48:38,233 --> 00:48:40,535 Were you sleeping in a car... And I woke you up? 662 00:48:40,569 --> 00:48:41,704 Cos if you did, it's fine. 663 00:48:41,737 --> 00:48:45,173 I don't care that you sleep in a car... 664 00:48:45,206 --> 00:48:46,809 Or that you treat your dog like that. 665 00:48:46,842 --> 00:48:48,410 Like what? 666 00:48:49,344 --> 00:48:51,681 Well, horribly. 667 00:48:51,714 --> 00:48:54,115 Pete, I don't have a dog. 668 00:48:54,149 --> 00:48:56,585 Plus I love animals, so... When even was this? 669 00:48:56,618 --> 00:48:58,253 Yesterday afternoon! 670 00:48:59,588 --> 00:49:02,157 What, when I was down at the pub with your mates? 671 00:49:07,629 --> 00:49:10,465 Yeah, sorry... Let's just get to the pub. 672 00:49:10,498 --> 00:49:12,367 All right. 673 00:49:12,400 --> 00:49:15,203 So, you got any fun uni stories, then? 674 00:49:15,236 --> 00:49:16,547 What was that one about that bloke - 675 00:49:16,571 --> 00:49:18,373 what was his name? Plank? 676 00:49:18,406 --> 00:49:19,709 Didn't know you knew about that. 677 00:49:19,742 --> 00:49:22,812 Oh, the others told me. Yeah, what was it he... 678 00:49:22,845 --> 00:49:26,281 Turned up to a house-party with a wheel of cheese? 679 00:49:26,314 --> 00:49:28,316 That's hysterical. 680 00:49:28,350 --> 00:49:30,352 Although, apparently your memory's 681 00:49:30,385 --> 00:49:32,621 a bit hazy on it, though... 682 00:49:32,655 --> 00:49:34,690 Seems to me like you're never in on the good jokes. 683 00:49:34,724 --> 00:49:37,325 Right, that's enough! I don't know what your problem is, 684 00:49:37,359 --> 00:49:40,362 but these are my friends, and this is my birthday, 685 00:49:40,395 --> 00:49:41,864 and I want you to leave, please. 686 00:49:42,898 --> 00:49:44,532 Fuck off! 687 00:49:45,634 --> 00:49:47,770 Sorry. 688 00:49:47,803 --> 00:49:49,705 I can find my own way to the pub. 689 00:49:53,308 --> 00:49:55,443 - Right! - Yes. 690 00:51:53,963 --> 00:51:55,164 Surprise! 691 00:51:59,034 --> 00:52:00,535 Happy birthday! 692 00:52:00,568 --> 00:52:01,971 Ah! 693 00:52:04,673 --> 00:52:06,008 Happy birthday, mate! 694 00:52:06,942 --> 00:52:08,744 Happy birthday, mate. 695 00:52:10,478 --> 00:52:12,313 They put me up to it. 696 00:52:12,347 --> 00:52:13,682 Fucking hell! 697 00:52:13,716 --> 00:52:16,518 - Bit much, guys. - The axe was my idea! 698 00:52:16,551 --> 00:52:18,419 No judgement if you've shat yourself, mate. 699 00:52:18,453 --> 00:52:20,488 Sorry, mate. We had to go ahead to set up. 700 00:52:20,522 --> 00:52:22,557 Hopefully, you'll forgive us. Check this out... 701 00:52:22,590 --> 00:52:24,660 Yeah! 702 00:52:24,693 --> 00:52:25,971 This is taking pub lunch to a new level, 703 00:52:25,995 --> 00:52:28,030 we have rented this whole place out! 704 00:52:28,063 --> 00:52:30,365 My idea! 705 00:52:30,398 --> 00:52:32,902 Fucking hell, this is awesome! 706 00:52:32,935 --> 00:52:35,070 Party on! Wahey! 707 00:52:35,104 --> 00:52:36,772 Hey! 708 00:52:36,806 --> 00:52:38,339 Pathetic! 709 00:52:38,373 --> 00:52:40,018 - Where's Claire? - I told you, she's gone. 710 00:52:40,042 --> 00:52:42,343 Yeah, don't dwell on it. I'm sure she's fine. Come on. 711 00:52:42,377 --> 00:52:44,980 Ah! Right! First round. 712 00:52:45,014 --> 00:52:48,117 ♪ I feel it in my fingers ♪ 713 00:52:48,150 --> 00:52:51,854 ♪ I feel it in my toes... ♪ 714 00:52:51,887 --> 00:52:53,488 Yes, boy! 715 00:52:53,521 --> 00:52:56,558 ♪ Love is all around me ♪ 716 00:52:56,591 --> 00:52:59,662 ♪ And so the feeling grows ♪ 717 00:52:59,695 --> 00:53:02,898 You know, I look back at myself when I was at uni, 718 00:53:02,932 --> 00:53:05,466 and I was just so insecure. 719 00:53:05,500 --> 00:53:08,570 Those terrible guys I dated... 720 00:53:08,603 --> 00:53:11,506 And in second year, I met my George, 721 00:53:11,539 --> 00:53:14,509 and he just... He just knows who he is. 722 00:53:14,542 --> 00:53:18,513 I mean, it's the most important thing about a person, isn't it? 723 00:53:18,546 --> 00:53:20,648 Uh, yeah. That and a massive house. 724 00:53:24,687 --> 00:53:28,423 Anyway, now I just don't take shit from people. 725 00:53:28,456 --> 00:53:29,959 - Go, fig! - Yeah! 726 00:53:29,992 --> 00:53:32,962 Life's too short to care about anything! 727 00:53:32,995 --> 00:53:35,563 You mean, like, what certain people think... 728 00:53:35,597 --> 00:53:37,166 No, I mean anything. 729 00:53:37,199 --> 00:53:38,868 Oh... 730 00:53:41,136 --> 00:53:44,907 Anyway, I feel like I just know who I am. 731 00:53:44,940 --> 00:53:46,876 And I love myself. 732 00:53:46,909 --> 00:53:48,476 I back myself - 733 00:53:48,509 --> 00:53:53,048 in my life, in my marriage, in my job, and... 734 00:53:53,082 --> 00:53:54,616 And that's happiness. 735 00:53:54,649 --> 00:53:56,852 Yes! Yes! 736 00:53:56,886 --> 00:53:58,821 It's like when I, um... 737 00:53:58,854 --> 00:54:00,856 I remember when I saw this refugee kid, 738 00:54:00,890 --> 00:54:04,059 just, like, understand something for the first time... 739 00:54:04,093 --> 00:54:06,762 Are you enjoying your birthday party? 740 00:54:06,795 --> 00:54:08,163 - Hell, yes. - Yes? 741 00:54:08,197 --> 00:54:10,598 Yes, I am, thank you so much for everything. 742 00:54:10,632 --> 00:54:12,201 I mean, it's just amazing. 743 00:54:12,234 --> 00:54:15,470 You still don't know what the surprise is yet, do you? 744 00:54:15,503 --> 00:54:17,106 That wasn't the surprise? 745 00:54:19,775 --> 00:54:23,112 ♪ Well, there is a house... ♪ 746 00:54:23,145 --> 00:54:27,683 Oh...! It's another Harry thing. 747 00:54:27,716 --> 00:54:30,986 - Maybe... - What we talking about? 748 00:54:31,020 --> 00:54:32,864 We're just talking about how fig's after your money, mate. 749 00:54:32,888 --> 00:54:34,622 Oh, yeah. 750 00:54:34,657 --> 00:54:37,893 I should give Sonia a call, just to let her know what I'm up to. 751 00:54:37,927 --> 00:54:39,536 Yeah, yeah. Tell her we'll pay for the cab. 752 00:54:39,560 --> 00:54:40,963 Thank you. 753 00:54:40,996 --> 00:54:42,641 You're not going anywhere till you've done some of this. 754 00:54:42,665 --> 00:54:45,801 Uh... no, Archie, I haven't done any of that since uni. 755 00:54:45,834 --> 00:54:48,469 Yeah, nor have I, mate, but come on, it's your birthday. 756 00:54:49,238 --> 00:54:50,806 Come on, then! 757 00:54:50,839 --> 00:54:52,607 - Ok! - Yes! 758 00:54:54,642 --> 00:54:58,981 ♪ Well, they call the rising sun... ♪ 759 00:55:09,892 --> 00:55:12,161 What the fuck am I doing? 760 00:55:13,896 --> 00:55:15,898 Fuck it! 761 00:55:17,766 --> 00:55:20,869 I would be honoured if you would be my best man. 762 00:55:20,903 --> 00:55:23,839 What? Woah! Pete... I don't know what to say. 763 00:55:23,872 --> 00:55:26,008 Say yes! 764 00:55:26,041 --> 00:55:28,277 I know we haven't seen each other in ages... 765 00:55:28,310 --> 00:55:29,945 Years! 766 00:55:29,979 --> 00:55:33,182 Yeah, but I feel... That that's fine, 767 00:55:33,215 --> 00:55:35,650 because I feel like we're those friends 768 00:55:35,684 --> 00:55:37,618 who can not see each other for ages 769 00:55:37,653 --> 00:55:39,788 and then just, like, pick up where we left off. 770 00:55:39,822 --> 00:55:40,956 Do you feel like that? 771 00:55:40,990 --> 00:55:43,125 Totally, yeah. That means so much to me. 772 00:55:43,158 --> 00:55:44,559 Thank you, man. 773 00:55:44,592 --> 00:55:47,129 So, you're really happy with Sonia, yeah? 774 00:55:47,162 --> 00:55:48,596 Oh, yeah! 775 00:55:48,629 --> 00:55:51,133 You see, the best thing about fig for me is, 776 00:55:51,166 --> 00:55:52,901 she makes me feel like myself. 777 00:55:52,935 --> 00:55:55,536 You know, I don't have to pretend to be anyone else. 778 00:55:55,570 --> 00:55:57,048 Does Sonia make you feel like yourself? 779 00:55:57,072 --> 00:56:01,576 Yeah! Yeah, like a better version. 780 00:56:01,609 --> 00:56:03,979 Like, I remember when we were in the camp, 781 00:56:04,013 --> 00:56:06,882 and just seeing this refugee kid 782 00:56:06,915 --> 00:56:08,884 just understand something for the first time, 783 00:56:08,917 --> 00:56:10,152 just I was like... 784 00:56:10,185 --> 00:56:12,620 Mate! What the fuck? 785 00:56:13,655 --> 00:56:15,024 You fucking goon! 786 00:56:15,057 --> 00:56:17,026 You rinsed an entire bag of hoon! 787 00:56:17,059 --> 00:56:18,660 Archie! 788 00:56:18,694 --> 00:56:20,029 That was the last bag! 789 00:56:20,062 --> 00:56:21,730 It was supposed to last us all night. 790 00:56:21,764 --> 00:56:23,732 I barely touched it, Archie. 791 00:56:23,766 --> 00:56:25,600 It was full when I gave it to you. 792 00:56:25,633 --> 00:56:28,871 - Explain that, you thief. - It wasn't. 793 00:56:30,205 --> 00:56:33,675 I spilt... I spilt a bit earlier. 794 00:56:33,709 --> 00:56:35,744 Sorry, I should've said. 795 00:56:35,778 --> 00:56:38,247 Ok. It was an accident. So... cool. 796 00:56:39,748 --> 00:56:41,649 It doesn't fucking matter, Archie. 797 00:56:41,683 --> 00:56:43,185 Sorry, mate. 798 00:56:44,820 --> 00:56:47,656 No big deal. Plenty of ket back at the house. 799 00:56:49,892 --> 00:56:51,592 You owe me one. 800 00:56:59,835 --> 00:57:02,637 - Fuck, that's a rabbit! - Archie, wait! 801 00:57:05,674 --> 00:57:08,110 Ow! Fucking hell! 802 00:57:10,179 --> 00:57:12,281 Fucking clipped him. 803 00:57:13,849 --> 00:57:15,918 If I see a crow, I'm gonna splat it. 804 00:57:15,951 --> 00:57:17,262 So, when's Sonia getting here, Pete? 805 00:57:17,286 --> 00:57:19,321 Yeah, something you want to tell us, mate? 806 00:57:19,354 --> 00:57:20,789 She's not picking up her phone. 807 00:57:20,823 --> 00:57:22,224 Hey, wait, wait, wait... 808 00:57:22,257 --> 00:57:24,326 Save some ammo for this afternoon. 809 00:57:24,359 --> 00:57:26,095 - What's that? - Huh? 810 00:57:26,128 --> 00:57:28,697 Oh, Norman's organised a little rough shoot for your birthday. 811 00:57:28,730 --> 00:57:30,866 The one you was telling the story about yesterday 812 00:57:30,899 --> 00:57:32,310 - when he was stood behind you. - Yeah, I know, I know. 813 00:57:32,334 --> 00:57:34,635 Yeah, it's really, really nice of him to do it, man. 814 00:57:34,670 --> 00:57:37,206 Yeah, that is really... thing is, I don't really shoot, mate. 815 00:57:37,239 --> 00:57:40,375 - You've shot here once before. - I don't think I did. 816 00:57:40,409 --> 00:57:41,977 It's just a bit of fun, mate. 817 00:57:42,010 --> 00:57:43,755 Get some lead in the air before the gala night tonight. 818 00:57:43,779 --> 00:57:46,381 Super relaxed, mate, don't worry about it. 819 00:58:17,012 --> 00:58:18,447 Afternoon, Norman. 820 00:58:18,480 --> 00:58:20,182 Ready for action. 821 00:58:20,215 --> 00:58:23,085 - Long lunch, mr George? - Like father like son. 822 00:58:23,118 --> 00:58:26,088 Ooh, I don't know. Your dad'd still be in the pub, I reckon. 823 00:58:26,121 --> 00:58:29,758 Is he all right to shoot? 824 00:58:29,791 --> 00:58:32,027 Absolutely fine, thank you, young man. 825 00:58:32,060 --> 00:58:33,771 Person you should probably worry about is me. 826 00:58:33,795 --> 00:58:35,397 I... I don't shoot. 827 00:58:35,430 --> 00:58:37,032 This is for you, isn't it? 828 00:58:38,233 --> 00:58:39,334 Yes. 829 00:58:39,368 --> 00:58:42,171 Then enjoy yourself, lad. 830 00:59:50,005 --> 00:59:52,174 That was really fun, actually. 831 00:59:54,176 --> 00:59:55,944 Didn't hit a single bird. 832 00:59:58,113 --> 01:00:00,482 Thank you so much, Norman. I'm... 833 01:00:00,515 --> 01:00:02,484 I am really sorry about that. 834 01:00:02,517 --> 01:00:04,353 Never mind. 835 01:00:04,386 --> 01:00:06,021 Was there talk of another drive, or...? 836 01:00:06,054 --> 01:00:09,925 Nah. The lads have all gone... After that. 837 01:00:11,059 --> 01:00:12,394 Archie. 838 01:00:14,329 --> 01:00:17,132 Thank you so much, Norman. I, uh... 839 01:00:17,165 --> 01:00:20,402 Didn't hit a single one, but it was really fun. 840 01:00:41,390 --> 01:00:43,892 Sorry, is there a problem? 841 01:00:43,925 --> 01:00:46,862 Something like that takes a lot of organisation from Norman, 842 01:00:46,895 --> 01:00:49,464 so... and a lot of money. 843 01:00:49,498 --> 01:00:53,535 So, to just not shoot anything, you know, was... a real shame. 844 01:00:54,870 --> 01:00:56,338 I got pretty close to one of them. 845 01:00:56,371 --> 01:00:59,341 Yeah, yeah. You wounded it. 846 01:01:09,451 --> 01:01:12,054 Is that the car you thought I was sleeping in? 847 01:01:12,087 --> 01:01:13,455 Pete thought I was homeless. 848 01:01:13,488 --> 01:01:16,058 So what if he was? Would that be a problem? 849 01:01:17,326 --> 01:01:19,027 For you guys maybe! 850 01:01:19,061 --> 01:01:21,139 I'm the one who's been working in a refugee camp, all right? 851 01:01:21,163 --> 01:01:23,432 You keep making me out to be the bad guy. 852 01:01:30,305 --> 01:01:34,076 - Home, sweet home. - Cheers, Georgie. 853 01:01:34,109 --> 01:01:36,878 'Hi, it's Sonia. Leave a message.' 854 01:01:36,912 --> 01:01:39,881 hey, yeah... I don't know where you are. I'm getting worried. 855 01:01:39,915 --> 01:01:41,416 Like, what the hell is going on? 856 01:01:41,450 --> 01:01:43,285 Gimme a call. I love you. 857 01:01:43,318 --> 01:01:46,154 Seems that there's a bit of a trend you scaring girls off. 858 01:01:47,489 --> 01:01:49,458 Yeah, maybe I should leave, too. 859 01:01:49,491 --> 01:01:51,602 If you leave you, won't get your hands on this massive house. 860 01:01:51,626 --> 01:01:53,962 Isn't that why you married me? 861 01:01:53,995 --> 01:01:55,630 That was a joke, George. 862 01:01:57,099 --> 01:01:59,401 - What was? - Oh, look, guys! 863 01:01:59,434 --> 01:02:02,137 - Claire's back! Claire's here! - Hey! 864 01:02:02,170 --> 01:02:03,372 Oh, Claire bear! 865 01:02:05,474 --> 01:02:08,343 - Sorry, where have you been? - I went for lunch with my aunt. 866 01:02:09,644 --> 01:02:11,580 Wait, what... 867 01:02:11,613 --> 01:02:13,482 - Pete, what's up? - I-I don't know... 868 01:02:13,515 --> 01:02:16,218 I don't know, I... I don't know what's going on. 869 01:02:16,251 --> 01:02:19,187 - Are you upset with me? - No. 870 01:02:19,221 --> 01:02:21,256 Ok, well everyone's saying you're angry at me, 871 01:02:21,289 --> 01:02:23,925 and they're all being fucking mean. 872 01:02:23,959 --> 01:02:25,671 And I don't know why, and I think that Harry's trying 873 01:02:25,695 --> 01:02:27,996 to turn everyone against me. 874 01:02:28,029 --> 01:02:30,098 I'm sure I recognise him, Claire! 875 01:02:30,132 --> 01:02:32,467 And, like, I just don't know what's going on, 876 01:02:32,501 --> 01:02:33,935 and I don't know where Sonia is... 877 01:02:33,969 --> 01:02:36,405 Oh, no, no... Pete, Pete, Pete, Pete! Stop! 878 01:02:36,438 --> 01:02:38,006 Pete! 879 01:02:39,574 --> 01:02:41,243 Look... 880 01:02:41,276 --> 01:02:44,446 Reunions are like this... yeah? 881 01:02:44,479 --> 01:02:49,451 They're... Stressful and emotional, 882 01:02:49,484 --> 01:02:52,655 and, you know, there's just so much pressure to be... 883 01:02:52,688 --> 01:02:56,158 The people we were back then, but Pete... 884 01:02:57,359 --> 01:02:59,494 Everybody loves you, petie. 885 01:03:02,097 --> 01:03:03,131 Yeah. 886 01:03:10,005 --> 01:03:11,506 You're just a bit anxious. 887 01:03:12,675 --> 01:03:14,376 That's nothing new, right? 888 01:03:15,745 --> 01:03:17,012 Mm-hmm. 889 01:03:17,045 --> 01:03:18,714 Plus maybe you're slightly worried 890 01:03:18,748 --> 01:03:21,583 about Sonia meeting us all for the first time... 891 01:03:23,385 --> 01:03:26,087 Meeting me. 892 01:03:26,121 --> 01:03:30,392 But... you have nothing to worry about, ok? 893 01:03:30,425 --> 01:03:33,261 I'm actually looking forward to meeting her. 894 01:03:33,295 --> 01:03:35,063 We all are. 895 01:03:41,236 --> 01:03:42,738 It's ok. 896 01:03:45,040 --> 01:03:46,676 Look, um, Claire... thank you. 897 01:03:46,709 --> 01:03:48,343 - Yeah. - Um... 898 01:03:49,344 --> 01:03:50,612 You know, 899 01:03:50,645 --> 01:03:54,784 when we were hooking up just before I met Sonia. 900 01:03:54,817 --> 01:03:56,651 Yes... 901 01:03:56,686 --> 01:03:58,487 What, you...? 902 01:03:58,520 --> 01:04:00,188 You haven't told her, have you? 903 01:04:00,222 --> 01:04:02,023 No. 904 01:04:02,057 --> 01:04:04,392 I'm so sorry, it just never came up. 905 01:04:04,426 --> 01:04:06,762 Pete... 906 01:04:06,796 --> 01:04:08,463 Obviously, I want her to like me, 907 01:04:08,497 --> 01:04:11,099 so I'm not gonna walk up to her and be like, 908 01:04:11,132 --> 01:04:14,102 "oh, hey, by the way..." 909 01:04:14,135 --> 01:04:16,638 Nobody knows except us. 910 01:04:16,672 --> 01:04:19,742 Unless you've told people. 911 01:04:27,382 --> 01:04:30,085 Well, I actually did... 912 01:04:30,118 --> 01:04:32,487 I actually did tell Harry on our walk. 913 01:04:32,521 --> 01:04:34,055 - What? - For fuck's sake! 914 01:04:34,089 --> 01:04:36,491 I mean... why? 915 01:04:36,525 --> 01:04:38,059 I don't really... 916 01:04:38,093 --> 01:04:40,128 Pete! Someone here to see you! 917 01:04:40,161 --> 01:04:44,099 Says she's your girlfriend, but she's way too fit. 918 01:04:44,132 --> 01:04:45,600 See? 919 01:05:07,455 --> 01:05:09,558 And... I mean, I knew that Pete was posh, 920 01:05:09,591 --> 01:05:11,092 but when it gets to that level, 921 01:05:11,126 --> 01:05:12,671 I sort of need a translator half the time. 922 01:05:12,695 --> 01:05:15,397 She's quite something, isn't she? 923 01:05:15,430 --> 01:05:17,299 A very formidable woman. 924 01:05:17,332 --> 01:05:19,234 Yeah, sorry, I got no idea what you just said. 925 01:05:23,305 --> 01:05:25,473 Ok, uh... Do your impression of me. 926 01:05:25,507 --> 01:05:27,309 Oh, yes, please do! 927 01:05:27,342 --> 01:05:28,577 Um... 928 01:05:34,549 --> 01:05:36,786 Pete, you really don't suit that cigar. 929 01:05:36,819 --> 01:05:39,120 Yeah, I know, who are you right now, Pete? 930 01:05:39,154 --> 01:05:41,489 I just think I look fucking cool. 931 01:05:42,490 --> 01:05:44,159 Well, you don't. 932 01:05:44,192 --> 01:05:45,632 I know. It was kind of a joke, Harry. 933 01:05:46,862 --> 01:05:49,431 Mate, Sonia is fucking cool. 934 01:05:49,464 --> 01:05:51,701 - Oh, thanks, mate. - Yeah. 935 01:05:51,734 --> 01:05:54,603 - Do you want another stogie? - No, I'm ok, thank you. 936 01:05:54,636 --> 01:05:57,305 Fine. More stoges for this guy. 937 01:05:59,675 --> 01:06:02,344 Oh, my god, George just showed me some of Claire's art, 938 01:06:02,377 --> 01:06:03,713 and it is amazing. 939 01:06:03,746 --> 01:06:05,547 Yeah, well, they're beautiful, aren't they? 940 01:06:05,580 --> 01:06:08,583 I think the colours are almost like Chris ofili. 941 01:06:08,617 --> 01:06:10,185 Who's Chris ofili? 942 01:06:10,218 --> 01:06:12,153 A Nigerian-born British artist 943 01:06:12,187 --> 01:06:13,923 who won the Turner prize a few years back. 944 01:06:13,956 --> 01:06:16,157 Fucking weendish tapestries. 945 01:06:17,459 --> 01:06:19,527 - Did you know that, Pete? - Yeah. 946 01:06:19,561 --> 01:06:21,897 And he actually also paints with elephant dung, 947 01:06:21,931 --> 01:06:24,299 so, thanks for the comparison, George. 948 01:06:24,332 --> 01:06:25,433 It's my pleasure. 949 01:06:25,467 --> 01:06:27,335 I didn't know you were into him, Pete? 950 01:06:27,369 --> 01:06:28,904 - I like art! - Mm. 951 01:06:28,938 --> 01:06:31,339 Oh, actually, Sonia, you should really come here in February. 952 01:06:31,373 --> 01:06:34,409 George's dad runs these incredible exhibits 953 01:06:34,442 --> 01:06:35,811 of really good modern art 954 01:06:35,845 --> 01:06:37,612 for low-income rural communities. 955 01:06:37,646 --> 01:06:38,948 Oh, that sounds awesome. 956 01:06:38,981 --> 01:06:41,182 Wow! I didn't know you guys did that. 957 01:06:41,216 --> 01:06:43,786 Oh, the kids gets so involved. It's actually really rewarding. 958 01:06:43,819 --> 01:06:46,588 - Yeah, it's lovely. - Speaking of kids... 959 01:06:46,621 --> 01:06:48,456 Who's this? 960 01:06:48,490 --> 01:06:51,226 "Now then, now then... 961 01:06:52,527 --> 01:06:55,731 - "Now then, now then!" - Jesus, Archie! 962 01:06:55,765 --> 01:06:58,366 - It's me, Jimmy savile! - Yeah, we know. 963 01:06:58,400 --> 01:06:59,935 It's ok, I can make that joke. 964 01:06:59,969 --> 01:07:02,303 My Latin teacher was a paedo, so... 965 01:07:02,337 --> 01:07:04,740 Guys, I actually find that really offensive. 966 01:07:08,443 --> 01:07:09,945 Jimmy savile was from Leeds, 967 01:07:09,979 --> 01:07:12,480 and that was clearly a mancunian accent. 968 01:07:13,581 --> 01:07:15,885 That was good. 969 01:07:15,918 --> 01:07:17,820 Yeah, that was really good. 970 01:07:27,029 --> 01:07:28,798 All right, mate? 971 01:07:28,831 --> 01:07:31,399 Oh, hey. Hey, yeah. Yeah, I'm fine. 972 01:07:32,567 --> 01:07:34,704 You sure? Cos you, um... 973 01:07:35,905 --> 01:07:38,841 Were looking a bit crestfallen back there. 974 01:07:38,874 --> 01:07:42,277 Oh, I'm just a bit embarrassed, I think. 975 01:07:42,310 --> 01:07:43,578 Why? 976 01:07:44,780 --> 01:07:46,982 Bit of a weird question, but, um... 977 01:07:47,983 --> 01:07:50,351 Do you think Sonia likes me? 978 01:07:51,721 --> 01:07:53,455 Yeah. Definitely. 979 01:07:53,488 --> 01:07:55,623 I was just worried that, um... 980 01:07:55,658 --> 01:07:58,560 Jimmy savile thing was bit of a clanger, you know? 981 01:07:58,593 --> 01:08:00,663 No, I think she thought it was funny. Everyone did. 982 01:08:01,731 --> 01:08:03,498 Not exactly a belly laugh, though. 983 01:08:05,533 --> 01:08:07,770 Mate, she likes you. Um... 984 01:08:07,803 --> 01:08:09,839 - The thing about Sonia is... - Ok, great. 985 01:08:09,872 --> 01:08:13,274 Listen, the other thing I wanted to say is that... 986 01:08:14,542 --> 01:08:16,277 Yesterday Eve, 987 01:08:16,311 --> 01:08:18,848 I was trying to tell you about my business idea at dinner. 988 01:08:18,881 --> 01:08:20,482 Yeah? 989 01:08:20,515 --> 01:08:24,653 And I just felt like you weren't really listening. 990 01:08:24,687 --> 01:08:27,823 And then you... You mocked it a bit, 991 01:08:27,857 --> 01:08:30,391 and you picked it apart in front of everyone. 992 01:08:30,425 --> 01:08:32,762 - Mate, I am so sorry. - No, it's fine. 993 01:08:32,795 --> 01:08:36,999 I mean, it probably is a fucking stupid idea. 994 01:08:37,032 --> 01:08:39,702 I just feel quite worthless lately, you know? 995 01:08:39,735 --> 01:08:42,270 And I've been taking it out on people. 996 01:08:44,707 --> 01:08:46,441 I'm just a horrible toff! 997 01:08:47,910 --> 01:08:50,713 Oh, Archie! 998 01:08:50,746 --> 01:08:53,849 I mean, what am I doing? You know? 999 01:08:53,883 --> 01:08:55,517 I'm 31, mate! 1000 01:08:55,550 --> 01:08:58,353 It's getting a bit late in the day, you know? 1001 01:08:58,386 --> 01:09:01,589 - Everyone feels lost sometimes. - Really? 1002 01:09:01,623 --> 01:09:03,659 Yes! 1003 01:09:03,692 --> 01:09:06,361 You know, I'm seeing a therapist. 1004 01:09:06,394 --> 01:09:07,997 - You are? - Yes. 1005 01:09:08,964 --> 01:09:10,766 That's good. 1006 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,935 Yeah, we always hoped you'd do that one day. 1007 01:09:14,636 --> 01:09:16,604 Yeah... 1008 01:09:16,638 --> 01:09:18,073 Yeah! 1009 01:09:18,107 --> 01:09:20,976 Well, I am, and, you know, I get a bit anxious sometimes. 1010 01:09:21,010 --> 01:09:23,746 And it just really helps to talk to someone. 1011 01:09:23,779 --> 01:09:25,014 Yeah. 1012 01:09:26,581 --> 01:09:28,550 Thanks for sharing, man. 1013 01:09:28,583 --> 01:09:30,552 Oh, Archie, you still smell very bad. 1014 01:09:30,585 --> 01:09:32,320 Yeah? 1015 01:09:33,722 --> 01:09:35,456 So, um... 1016 01:09:35,490 --> 01:09:38,794 So are you doing better now? 1017 01:09:38,828 --> 01:09:40,930 Yeah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm having, um... 1018 01:09:40,963 --> 01:09:43,032 I'm having a really good time now, thanks. 1019 01:09:43,065 --> 01:09:44,667 Cool. 1020 01:09:45,567 --> 01:09:46,969 This... 1021 01:09:47,002 --> 01:09:49,939 This might not be the best time to bring this up, then, 1022 01:09:49,972 --> 01:09:51,674 but, um... 1023 01:09:51,707 --> 01:09:54,642 I've been thinking about what you said about Harry. 1024 01:09:56,011 --> 01:09:58,446 And I've actually been getting 1025 01:09:58,479 --> 01:10:01,817 a really weird vibe from him, too, you know? 1026 01:10:01,851 --> 01:10:03,618 - Right! - Yeah. 1027 01:10:05,187 --> 01:10:07,923 Has he been saying things about me? 1028 01:10:07,957 --> 01:10:09,859 About me and Claire? 1029 01:10:09,892 --> 01:10:11,994 I mean... no, not exactly. 1030 01:10:12,027 --> 01:10:14,997 But something's off. 1031 01:10:15,030 --> 01:10:18,033 Like, he knows so much about you, it's weird. 1032 01:10:18,067 --> 01:10:19,668 Have you seen him writing in a book 1033 01:10:19,702 --> 01:10:21,436 after I'll say something sometimes? 1034 01:10:21,469 --> 01:10:22,738 Mate! 1035 01:10:22,771 --> 01:10:24,539 I've seen it. 1036 01:10:24,572 --> 01:10:26,141 And I'm worried about it. 1037 01:10:29,678 --> 01:10:31,113 Thanks, mate. 1038 01:11:00,943 --> 01:11:02,912 What the fuck? 1039 01:11:38,613 --> 01:11:40,615 You fucking snake. 1040 01:11:57,833 --> 01:11:59,868 Fucking prick! 1041 01:12:03,272 --> 01:12:05,573 - All right? - Hello, peeping Tom. 1042 01:12:05,606 --> 01:12:07,843 Just grabbing me and Sonia a beer if want one? 1043 01:12:07,876 --> 01:12:09,544 Yeah, no, I think I'm all right, thanks. 1044 01:12:09,577 --> 01:12:11,080 And I wasn't peeping. What was that? 1045 01:12:14,582 --> 01:12:16,819 You didn't hear that, did you? 1046 01:12:16,852 --> 01:12:19,520 - No, I didn't. - Good. 1047 01:12:19,554 --> 01:12:20,956 What's up? 1048 01:12:20,990 --> 01:12:22,725 Scared I'd let it out? 1049 01:12:23,859 --> 01:12:26,261 - Let what out? - Your big secret. 1050 01:12:26,295 --> 01:12:28,797 What the fuck does that mean? 1051 01:12:28,831 --> 01:12:30,933 About your engagement, obviously. 1052 01:12:30,966 --> 01:12:33,869 Don't worry, your secret's safe with me. 1053 01:12:35,671 --> 01:12:38,841 Who the fuck do you think you are? Huh? 1054 01:12:38,874 --> 01:12:41,243 I don't know, Pete. 1055 01:12:41,276 --> 01:12:43,812 Who do you think I am, more to the point. 1056 01:12:43,846 --> 01:12:46,647 I don't know, but I'm gonna find out. 1057 01:12:46,682 --> 01:12:48,217 And I know what you're doing, 1058 01:12:48,250 --> 01:12:50,819 trying to turn everyone against me. I just don't know why yet. 1059 01:12:50,853 --> 01:12:53,188 Also, nice try on the pills, mate. 1060 01:12:55,791 --> 01:12:57,726 What's that? Trying to make me hallucinate? 1061 01:12:57,760 --> 01:12:58,894 Trying to make me freak out? 1062 01:12:58,927 --> 01:13:00,561 What are those? 1063 01:13:00,595 --> 01:13:03,598 'Herbal kalms'. Camomile and nettle flavour. 1064 01:13:03,631 --> 01:13:05,667 Well, maybe you should take one of them, Pete. 1065 01:13:05,701 --> 01:13:08,003 Oh, maybe I should have one, should I? Yeah? 1066 01:13:08,037 --> 01:13:12,775 Well, how am I gonna have one if they're all... 1067 01:13:14,376 --> 01:13:15,811 - You all right? - Yeah. 1068 01:13:19,882 --> 01:13:22,017 - Stamped on? - Right, listen, Pete... 1069 01:13:22,051 --> 01:13:23,886 I'm on to you, ok? 1070 01:13:23,919 --> 01:13:26,055 So watch your fucking back, mate. 1071 01:13:26,955 --> 01:13:28,057 Why? What you gonna do? 1072 01:13:28,090 --> 01:13:30,092 I don't know, I'm gonna tell everyone. 1073 01:13:30,125 --> 01:13:32,127 Tell everyone what? 1074 01:13:32,161 --> 01:13:34,263 That you're fucking mental. 1075 01:13:36,031 --> 01:13:38,067 And stay away from Sonia! 1076 01:13:45,074 --> 01:13:47,076 - Hey. - Hey. 1077 01:13:47,109 --> 01:13:48,920 - Shall we go for a little walk? - Harry was just... 1078 01:13:48,944 --> 01:13:51,146 - Come on. - Oh... yep. 1079 01:13:51,180 --> 01:13:52,981 Are you all right? You having a good day? 1080 01:13:53,015 --> 01:13:55,050 Uh... yeah. Are you all right? 1081 01:13:55,084 --> 01:13:56,685 Yeah, let's just pop round the corner. 1082 01:13:56,718 --> 01:13:59,021 Why don't you just tell me what's going on? 1083 01:13:59,054 --> 01:14:01,657 Ok, yeah, um... 1084 01:14:01,690 --> 01:14:03,358 All right, so, uh... 1085 01:14:03,392 --> 01:14:05,394 Like, this is a weird time to do this, 1086 01:14:05,427 --> 01:14:06,962 but I need to tell you something, 1087 01:14:06,995 --> 01:14:08,673 and I don't want you to hear it from someone else. 1088 01:14:08,697 --> 01:14:10,232 Uh... what? 1089 01:14:10,265 --> 01:14:12,668 Ok, basically... 1090 01:14:14,837 --> 01:14:17,739 Just before we met, before we starting going out, I was... 1091 01:14:17,773 --> 01:14:20,809 I was hooking up with Claire. 1092 01:14:20,843 --> 01:14:22,711 I said that that hadn't happened since uni, 1093 01:14:22,744 --> 01:14:24,413 and it did a bunch of times, 1094 01:14:24,446 --> 01:14:27,249 and it was nothing, but I should have told you, 1095 01:14:27,282 --> 01:14:30,085 - and I'm really sorry. - Pete, I don't understand... 1096 01:14:30,119 --> 01:14:33,355 There is nothing going on with Claire. Ok? 1097 01:14:33,388 --> 01:14:35,691 But I get that now that I'm saying it now, 1098 01:14:35,724 --> 01:14:37,726 it's like a thing... 1099 01:14:37,759 --> 01:14:41,263 - I'm fucking sorry. - No, but... you did tell me. 1100 01:14:47,102 --> 01:14:49,037 - When? - Um... 1101 01:14:49,071 --> 01:14:52,040 Ages ago. When we started dating, I guess. 1102 01:14:55,377 --> 01:14:57,846 - What the fuck's wrong with me? - Whoo... 1103 01:14:57,880 --> 01:14:59,948 Hey, come here. 1104 01:14:59,982 --> 01:15:02,951 Babe, please, please try and relax. 1105 01:15:02,985 --> 01:15:06,088 So, Harry didn't say anything to you, then? About me... 1106 01:15:06,121 --> 01:15:08,090 - We were just chatting. Pete? - Yeah, ok. Right. 1107 01:15:08,123 --> 01:15:09,791 There is something wrong, right? 1108 01:15:09,825 --> 01:15:12,027 - I was going through his bag... - Pete! 1109 01:15:15,497 --> 01:15:17,099 Yeah, I know. 1110 01:15:18,133 --> 01:15:21,069 I really hate Harry. 1111 01:15:21,103 --> 01:15:23,172 He's, he's... 1112 01:15:23,205 --> 01:15:25,741 He's a bit of a tit. Yeah, he's a fucking clown, 1113 01:15:25,774 --> 01:15:28,110 and you haven't had enough sleep. 1114 01:15:28,143 --> 01:15:30,112 He is ruining my birthday. 1115 01:15:31,813 --> 01:15:34,449 Come on. Let's get you to bed. 1116 01:15:34,483 --> 01:15:35,918 Why? 1117 01:15:35,951 --> 01:15:38,020 Let's put that little psycho brain to bed, eh? 1118 01:15:38,053 --> 01:15:39,488 Little nap for the madman. 1119 01:15:39,521 --> 01:15:41,390 I'll tuck you in. 1120 01:16:30,172 --> 01:16:32,541 Sorry I didn't wake you. You looked so adorable. 1121 01:16:32,574 --> 01:16:34,109 This is amazing. 1122 01:16:34,142 --> 01:16:35,853 Everyone's dressed as their favourite memory of you! 1123 01:16:35,877 --> 01:16:37,980 What? That's so cool. 1124 01:16:38,013 --> 01:16:40,182 Ok, uh... so, uh... 1125 01:16:40,215 --> 01:16:41,550 Spicy wings challenge! 1126 01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:43,418 Yes, but you have to take this shot. 1127 01:16:43,452 --> 01:16:46,054 - Thank you. - Petie, petie... petie! 1128 01:16:46,088 --> 01:16:47,823 Oh, my god... 1129 01:16:47,856 --> 01:16:49,424 Eat, sleep, rave, repeat, baby? 1130 01:16:49,458 --> 01:16:52,294 My favourite t-shirt, yeah. That was just left in my room... 1131 01:16:54,263 --> 01:16:56,064 Oh, my god... 1132 01:16:59,234 --> 01:17:01,303 This is fucking amazing! 1133 01:17:10,312 --> 01:17:14,082 Um, guys, this is... This is incredible. 1134 01:17:14,116 --> 01:17:15,860 And yeah... well, I'll just keep this really brief. 1135 01:17:15,884 --> 01:17:18,420 Thank you so much and... to you guys! 1136 01:17:20,122 --> 01:17:24,526 And to Sonia, because she's the new member of the gang. 1137 01:17:25,994 --> 01:17:29,164 Oh, I think that might be Pete's surprise. 1138 01:17:45,314 --> 01:17:46,948 Ace! 1139 01:17:49,217 --> 01:17:52,487 Ok, um... without further ado, 1140 01:17:52,521 --> 01:17:55,223 may I introduce... 1141 01:17:55,257 --> 01:17:56,558 Pete! 1142 01:18:03,198 --> 01:18:06,968 Sorry I'm late - I was doing charity work. 1143 01:18:07,002 --> 01:18:10,072 Anyone want to hear about the refugees I've been saving? 1144 01:18:12,574 --> 01:18:14,643 What the fuck? 1145 01:18:14,677 --> 01:18:17,512 Oh, fake Pete, do sit down, won't you? 1146 01:18:17,546 --> 01:18:20,982 Thank you very much, although I don't think I will, 1147 01:18:21,016 --> 01:18:24,052 because it might hurt the environment. 1148 01:18:24,086 --> 01:18:25,655 Dad had something similar at his 60th. 1149 01:18:25,688 --> 01:18:27,889 It was opera singers pretending to be waiters. 1150 01:18:28,990 --> 01:18:30,225 Ok. 1151 01:18:30,258 --> 01:18:33,628 So, fake Pete, have you had a nice birthday? 1152 01:18:33,663 --> 01:18:36,298 Oh, yes. Indeed I have. 1153 01:18:36,331 --> 01:18:38,033 But I have to say, 1154 01:18:38,066 --> 01:18:41,036 there haven't been enough girls for me to shag. 1155 01:18:41,069 --> 01:18:43,305 Excuse me, how rude! 1156 01:18:43,338 --> 01:18:45,283 There've been two gorgeous girls here this whole time. 1157 01:18:45,307 --> 01:18:49,378 Yes! How thoughtless, fake Pete! 1158 01:18:49,411 --> 01:18:52,514 Sorry, fig, I'm not into posh girls. 1159 01:18:52,547 --> 01:18:57,018 I like 'em edgy and from up north, like Sonia. 1160 01:18:57,052 --> 01:18:59,388 I wish I was northern, too. 1161 01:18:59,421 --> 01:19:00,656 Ayup! 1162 01:19:00,690 --> 01:19:03,125 Pete, have you got any questions for yourself? 1163 01:19:05,193 --> 01:19:07,596 Um, are you the guy from the shoot? 1164 01:19:08,330 --> 01:19:09,364 Yeah. 1165 01:19:11,266 --> 01:19:12,634 Come on, mate, play the game. 1166 01:19:12,668 --> 01:19:14,670 Fake Pete, describe your character in three words. 1167 01:19:14,704 --> 01:19:18,206 Obsessed with talking about charity. 1168 01:19:18,240 --> 01:19:20,710 - That's five words, mate. - And anal. 1169 01:19:20,743 --> 01:19:22,344 Yes! 1170 01:19:22,377 --> 01:19:27,616 And I've got a big secret I haven't revealed... 1171 01:19:27,649 --> 01:19:30,552 Ooh...! 1172 01:19:30,585 --> 01:19:33,155 Wow, guys, this is a little bit weird. 1173 01:19:33,188 --> 01:19:37,526 Earlier today, I pretended to know who Chris ofili was. 1174 01:19:38,661 --> 01:19:41,963 Yes! At least I admitted it. 1175 01:19:41,997 --> 01:19:44,232 Who wrote these lines for you? 1176 01:19:44,266 --> 01:19:46,368 Ok, fake Pete, fake Pete, 1177 01:19:46,401 --> 01:19:49,438 what is your biggest fear? 1178 01:19:49,471 --> 01:19:53,608 That no one really likes me, and I abandon my friends, 1179 01:19:53,642 --> 01:19:57,179 and that I don't really have a personality. 1180 01:19:59,381 --> 01:20:00,982 Wow! 1181 01:20:01,016 --> 01:20:03,218 This is horrible, actually. 1182 01:20:03,251 --> 01:20:05,721 Yeah, mate. That's... too far. 1183 01:20:05,755 --> 01:20:10,225 Sorry. Must not have taken me herbal pills... 1184 01:20:10,258 --> 01:20:12,427 Gettin' the fear. 1185 01:20:12,461 --> 01:20:15,063 Woof-woof! 1186 01:20:15,096 --> 01:20:17,667 - Ok, do me. Do me. - "Do you"? 1187 01:20:17,700 --> 01:20:22,037 You would say that... Claire is so in love with me. 1188 01:20:22,070 --> 01:20:23,638 No, she's not! 1189 01:20:23,673 --> 01:20:26,742 Ok, it's a joke, Pete! He's not actually you. 1190 01:20:26,776 --> 01:20:28,711 Come on, do me, Pete. Who am I? Woof-woof! 1191 01:20:28,744 --> 01:20:31,046 Ooh! Harry! 1192 01:20:31,079 --> 01:20:33,749 Is it Harry, or is it... 1193 01:20:33,783 --> 01:20:37,385 I could swear I recognise you from somewhere. 1194 01:20:37,419 --> 01:20:40,756 In fact, I definitely know who you are. 1195 01:20:40,790 --> 01:20:43,759 And it's making me freak out! 1196 01:20:43,793 --> 01:20:45,460 - Ruff-ruff! - Come on, 1197 01:20:45,494 --> 01:20:48,096 let 'em in on the big secret. Who am I, Pete? Woof-woof! 1198 01:20:48,129 --> 01:20:50,232 Come on! Woof-woof! 1199 01:20:50,265 --> 01:20:52,200 - Woof-woof, come on! - Woof-woof! 1200 01:20:52,234 --> 01:20:54,369 Come on, who am I, Pete? Woof-woof! 1201 01:20:54,402 --> 01:20:55,781 Pete, what's he talking about? Who is he? 1202 01:20:55,805 --> 01:20:58,306 I'll tell her if you don't, Pete. 1203 01:20:58,340 --> 01:20:59,742 - Come on! - You know who it is! 1204 01:20:59,775 --> 01:21:02,043 - Woof-woof! - Pete, who is he? 1205 01:21:05,614 --> 01:21:07,215 - Fucking hell, mate! - Come on! 1206 01:21:09,251 --> 01:21:10,585 All right, I'll say! 1207 01:21:14,623 --> 01:21:16,759 I can't believe you're here. 1208 01:21:21,096 --> 01:21:24,432 Look, I was fucking fifteen when this happened, ok? 1209 01:21:25,701 --> 01:21:29,404 I was a kid. Just, like, a stupid dick! 1210 01:21:33,108 --> 01:21:35,176 Me and this other guy... 1211 01:21:36,378 --> 01:21:38,848 Would prank phone call this girl. 1212 01:21:38,881 --> 01:21:40,415 I recognised her on your phone. 1213 01:21:42,718 --> 01:21:45,253 She lived at the end of our street. Um... 1214 01:21:46,354 --> 01:21:48,758 And she was, like, a little bit slow. 1215 01:21:50,358 --> 01:21:52,427 And she was really scared of dogs. 1216 01:21:54,563 --> 01:21:58,400 And, uh, we used to call her up... 1217 01:21:59,401 --> 01:22:01,469 And bark down the phone. 1218 01:22:04,874 --> 01:22:07,743 And we thought it was funny. 1219 01:22:07,777 --> 01:22:12,647 But one day she suffocated herself with a plastic bag... 1220 01:22:14,382 --> 01:22:16,551 In her parents' bathroom. 1221 01:22:22,357 --> 01:22:23,534 We were questioned by the police, 1222 01:22:23,558 --> 01:22:26,227 but, you know, what could they do really? 1223 01:22:27,462 --> 01:22:29,197 No one blamed us. 1224 01:22:31,667 --> 01:22:33,335 Except for her brother. 1225 01:22:36,772 --> 01:22:39,107 He used to come round my house, and I'd just... 1226 01:22:40,275 --> 01:22:41,576 Run upstairs. 1227 01:22:43,244 --> 01:22:45,180 Let my parents deal with it. 1228 01:22:47,817 --> 01:22:49,284 I was such a coward. 1229 01:22:52,688 --> 01:22:54,389 Mate... 1230 01:22:56,792 --> 01:22:58,460 I'm so sorry. 1231 01:23:01,529 --> 01:23:03,231 Don't be. 1232 01:23:05,701 --> 01:23:07,268 Why? 1233 01:23:08,203 --> 01:23:09,739 Cos that's not me, mate. 1234 01:23:13,743 --> 01:23:15,443 Who are you, then? 1235 01:23:17,212 --> 01:23:18,714 I'm plank! 1236 01:23:21,851 --> 01:23:25,888 Plank? The wizard guy from uni? 1237 01:23:25,921 --> 01:23:28,256 Yeah. 1238 01:23:29,825 --> 01:23:32,828 That was sort of the surprise, mate. 1239 01:23:32,862 --> 01:23:34,596 Yeah. 1240 01:23:34,629 --> 01:23:38,199 The lads looked me up on Facebook. 1241 01:23:38,233 --> 01:23:40,468 Told me to come down to surprise you. 1242 01:23:40,502 --> 01:23:44,239 You know, remind you of the good old days. 1243 01:23:44,272 --> 01:23:47,877 No, sorry, I don't understand. What was all the barking, then? 1244 01:23:47,910 --> 01:23:50,545 Well, cos you made me kiss that dog that night, do you remember? 1245 01:23:50,578 --> 01:23:52,380 Then I made you kiss it back, which you did. 1246 01:23:52,414 --> 01:23:55,450 Thought I'd just wind you up about it, you sicko. 1247 01:23:57,787 --> 01:24:00,488 Why are you wearing a plastic bag on your head? 1248 01:24:00,522 --> 01:24:02,901 Well, cos you hoovered up that bag of coke before, didn't you? 1249 01:24:02,925 --> 01:24:04,359 That's my favourite memory of you. 1250 01:24:04,392 --> 01:24:06,227 No, I didn't, actually! 1251 01:24:06,261 --> 01:24:08,798 And all that dog stuff is bullshit. 1252 01:24:08,831 --> 01:24:10,465 I would never make anyone do that. 1253 01:24:10,498 --> 01:24:12,902 Look, this is... 1254 01:24:12,935 --> 01:24:14,837 This is her. That's... 1255 01:24:14,870 --> 01:24:16,872 I just didn't recognise her on your phone 1256 01:24:16,906 --> 01:24:18,674 because she's younger in this photo. 1257 01:24:18,708 --> 01:24:20,341 Hang on, that's my kid. 1258 01:24:20,375 --> 01:24:22,575 What have you got a picture of my kid on your phone for? 1259 01:24:25,580 --> 01:24:27,582 Fuck off! That... 1260 01:24:27,615 --> 01:24:29,852 Look, he's clearly turning you guys against me, ok? 1261 01:24:29,885 --> 01:24:33,288 He is the one that told Claire I was gonna propose to Sonia! 1262 01:24:33,321 --> 01:24:34,522 What? 1263 01:24:37,059 --> 01:24:38,694 You're gonna propose? 1264 01:24:40,295 --> 01:24:42,363 Oh, for fuck's sake, Pete! 1265 01:24:44,767 --> 01:24:46,301 No, I mean... 1266 01:24:46,334 --> 01:24:47,679 Look, you don't have to say anything. 1267 01:24:47,703 --> 01:24:49,772 - Let's talk about it later. - Yeah, of course. 1268 01:24:51,539 --> 01:24:53,441 Claire, sorry... 1269 01:24:53,475 --> 01:24:56,444 Look, did Harry... did Harry tell you about my engagement? 1270 01:24:56,478 --> 01:24:58,914 No, Pete. I just guessed. 1271 01:24:59,849 --> 01:25:01,616 You seemed happy. 1272 01:25:01,649 --> 01:25:04,385 Why would you be worried if Claire knew? 1273 01:25:04,419 --> 01:25:07,422 Look, guys, he fucking tried to spike me. 1274 01:25:07,455 --> 01:25:08,924 Ok? He swapped around my pills. 1275 01:25:08,958 --> 01:25:12,594 - What pills are those? - Oh, 'herbal kalms'. 1276 01:25:12,627 --> 01:25:15,497 Um... actually, that was me, dude. 1277 01:25:15,530 --> 01:25:18,000 I slipped a pinger in one of the things. 1278 01:25:18,033 --> 01:25:20,703 Thought it'd be jokes cos they're the same size. 1279 01:25:20,736 --> 01:25:22,881 If you're not gonna use it, can I have it back, please? 1280 01:25:22,905 --> 01:25:24,472 No! 1281 01:25:24,506 --> 01:25:25,875 I stamped on them. 1282 01:25:25,908 --> 01:25:28,778 Wait, so... so, you haven't been taking your pills? 1283 01:25:28,811 --> 01:25:30,645 Oh, Pete... 1284 01:25:30,679 --> 01:25:32,982 They're herbal kalms, for fuck's sake! 1285 01:25:35,550 --> 01:25:36,685 So, like, what's going on? 1286 01:25:36,719 --> 01:25:39,054 Why are you being so fucking mean? 1287 01:25:39,088 --> 01:25:41,690 What's fake Pete about? What's the message there? 1288 01:25:41,724 --> 01:25:43,025 That I'm a phoney? 1289 01:25:43,058 --> 01:25:46,662 Just a joke, mate. Bit of a roast. 1290 01:25:46,695 --> 01:25:49,631 There is no conspiracy here, Pete. 1291 01:25:49,665 --> 01:25:51,109 The whole world doesn't revolve around you 1292 01:25:51,133 --> 01:25:53,702 just because you've done some charity work. 1293 01:25:53,736 --> 01:25:56,005 And have you asked me once what I've been up to? 1294 01:25:56,038 --> 01:25:57,907 What George is doing? 1295 01:25:57,940 --> 01:25:59,474 Do you even know what we do? 1296 01:25:59,507 --> 01:26:01,409 Yeah, of course I do! 1297 01:26:03,045 --> 01:26:04,980 You work in finance! 1298 01:26:05,014 --> 01:26:07,382 Babe, they do corporate law, 1299 01:26:07,415 --> 01:26:09,450 but no one's being mean to you, ok? 1300 01:26:09,484 --> 01:26:10,719 Take it from me. 1301 01:26:10,753 --> 01:26:12,587 Oh, my god, so now you're in on it. 1302 01:26:12,620 --> 01:26:14,089 In on what? 1303 01:26:14,123 --> 01:26:17,893 Look, I fucking swear, it's Harry or plank... or whatever. 1304 01:26:17,927 --> 01:26:20,896 I just wanted to have a nice time with you this weekend, 1305 01:26:20,930 --> 01:26:22,965 - and he's ruined it. - Pete, it... 1306 01:26:23,766 --> 01:26:25,533 It's not plank. 1307 01:26:26,568 --> 01:26:28,003 It's not us. 1308 01:26:29,437 --> 01:26:30,572 It's you, mate. 1309 01:26:31,707 --> 01:26:33,876 You've changed. 1310 01:26:33,909 --> 01:26:36,111 Old Pete would have loved all this. 1311 01:26:37,112 --> 01:26:39,882 I'm still old Pete! 1312 01:26:39,915 --> 01:26:41,750 I'm still skippy! 1313 01:26:43,018 --> 01:26:44,954 Yeah, um... 1314 01:26:44,987 --> 01:26:47,990 Who is this skippy, by the way? Is it you? 1315 01:26:48,023 --> 01:26:52,728 Yeah, I was confused when you mentioned that earlier. 1316 01:26:52,761 --> 01:26:56,065 Skippy is what you used to call me, right? 1317 01:26:56,098 --> 01:26:58,033 As in "the skipper"... 1318 01:27:00,568 --> 01:27:02,738 Cos I was captain of the party. 1319 01:27:06,108 --> 01:27:08,509 - Oh, my... - Oh, dear. 1320 01:27:08,543 --> 01:27:10,746 Bond's havin' a breakdown. 1321 01:27:10,779 --> 01:27:13,082 Someone give him a dog to cuddle! 1322 01:27:13,115 --> 01:27:17,152 Oh, fucking shut up, you fucking pikey cunt! 1323 01:28:28,057 --> 01:28:30,659 Uh, I'm so hung over. 1324 01:28:46,675 --> 01:28:49,610 Listen, Sonia, about the whole engagement thing... 1325 01:28:58,619 --> 01:29:01,156 I guess you, um... 1326 01:29:03,624 --> 01:29:09,597 Given everything that happened, and all the stuff I said... 1327 01:29:09,630 --> 01:29:13,235 I would totally understand if you didn't want to marry me, 1328 01:29:13,268 --> 01:29:17,039 or go out anymore. 1329 01:29:17,072 --> 01:29:19,174 - I mean, would you? - No. 1330 01:29:25,114 --> 01:29:27,016 Yeah, that makes sense. 1331 01:29:39,094 --> 01:29:41,864 Fucking hell, I called someone a 'pikey'. 1332 01:29:43,999 --> 01:29:46,035 Not the worst thing you've done, though. 1333 01:29:58,147 --> 01:30:00,249 Pete, I'm joking. 1334 01:30:01,817 --> 01:30:03,651 Of course I'll marry you. 1335 01:30:06,955 --> 01:30:08,257 What? 1336 01:30:10,059 --> 01:30:12,694 What... what do you mean? 1337 01:30:12,728 --> 01:30:14,562 Yeah, I'll marry you. 1338 01:30:16,932 --> 01:30:19,701 - You're not joking? - No. 1339 01:30:19,735 --> 01:30:21,236 Right. 1340 01:30:29,144 --> 01:30:30,913 That's great! 1341 01:30:40,055 --> 01:30:41,757 That's great. 1342 01:30:45,394 --> 01:30:47,628 You know the problem with you, don't you? 1343 01:30:49,064 --> 01:30:51,066 You can't take a fucking joke.