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(咳!)

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這次要用不同的方式說故事

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很不同的方式

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他是邁爾斯摩拉斯

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曾被輻射蜘蛛咬過

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他不是唯一一個

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他受過一些創傷

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他不是唯一一個

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他又變得孤單一人

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他不是唯一一個

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你以為知道接下來的故事

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其實你不知道

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我以為我知道,但...

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並沒有

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我不想傷害他

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但還是傷害了他

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受傷的不只是他

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嘿!

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進擊鼓手!

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關!

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(雀兒喜 紐約 地球65)

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(女蜘蛛人關的宇宙)

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表演結束了?好像結束了

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妳不一起混,也不想聊天

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我加入樂團不是為了聊心事

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我就是

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我只想用鼓棒猛敲我的心事

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妳不吐苦水就會崩潰

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我沒事啦

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沒事的人不會這麼說

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而是說“我很好,謝了,妳呢?”

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我很好,謝了

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妳呢?

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很好吧?

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關,別這樣

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我不了解妳 -沒錯

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我會打鼓喔

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我一直想加入樂團

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只是沒找到適合的

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當一個蜘蛛人

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最後都是孤單一個人

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在邁爾斯之前...我有彼得

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妳超美的,我也不知道

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這就是那個危險人物?

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不是啦,她看起來是個好人

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好人為什麼要戴面具?

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吃飯不准討論政治

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謝謝妳,梅

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但他們都不了解我

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其實我也不了解他

51
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別再碰他,奈德 -關,沒事啦

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直到太晚了

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嗨,關 -嗨

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彼得!

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(明日之星 畢業舞會)

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什麼?糟了

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不...

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你做了什麼?

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我只想要與眾不同

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跟妳一樣...

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關

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關? -別擔心

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誰是關?

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一切都不會有事

65
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不要

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一切都不會有事 -不要死

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噢,彼得

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嘿,嘿!

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彼得?

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在那之後我就沒交過朋友

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除了一個

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但他不在這裡

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我也沒辦法去那裡

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史黛西大隊長帶隊追緝女蜘蛛人

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她是誰?為什麼不敢露臉?

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彼得帕克,一名無辜的...

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我認識梅和班帕克12年

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彼得帕克常來我家吃飯

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他是我女兒最好的朋友

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我會竭盡所能

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找出女蜘蛛人

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(遠景學院體操隊)

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練團練得怎樣?

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很好啊

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我退團了,所以,超棒的 -好吧

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女蜘蛛人的案子有進展

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很好啊

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就快抓到她了,我有預感

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我也是

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那對我們都好

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那可不一定

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她殺死妳朋友

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你又不知道 -我當然知道

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我看到她逃走 -也許她別無選擇

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這是我的職責,關

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他又不會活過來

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我不想跟妳吵這件事,好嗎?

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是啊,看得出來

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話說...

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妳太叛逆不肯抱妳爸?

101
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全體注意,發生超人類事件

102
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古根漢美術館 -機會來了

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別名是禿鷹

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晚點見?

105
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我們還不清楚整個威脅的規模

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好喔

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消防隊抵達現場...

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我會打給妳,愛妳

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我們抵達現場

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情況很糟,需要全力支援

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這是史黛西大隊長

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提高警覺,女嫌犯可能會出現

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由里,一個翼展12公尺的男人

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怎麼能潛入古根漢美術館?

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這裡是紐約,什麼怪人都有

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他想怎樣? -你會說義語嗎?

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我是愛爾蘭人

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或許你愛吃義大利麵

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大家聽我的指令!

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注意女蜘蛛人的跡象!

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嘿!

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我們有她的跡象了

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追捕我的行動如何? -妳被捕了!

124
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多謝告知!

125
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禿鷹!

126
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大喊壞蛋的名字通常有用

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我猜很有用

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我是禿鷹,人類天才的巔峰

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你不是我認識的禿鷹,像是用手稿做的

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妳把我帶來什麼鬼地方?

131
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你在裂解,我也經歷過

132
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你來自哪裡?

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我是個藝術家和工程師

134
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懂了,很有深度

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讓我猜

136
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你正在喝義式咖啡

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在一個古老的達文西宇宙

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入口突然打開,你就來到這裡

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對吧? -十之八九

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還有,別不分青紅皂白就砸爛藝術品

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這算藝術? -放在美術館就算

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超酷的

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這比較像是對所謂藝術本質的反思

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但也是藝術

145
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看啊,這是你老鄉

146
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最好別玩火,你是用紙做的

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(死吧,小姑娘!)

148
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慘了

149
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抱歉,你又是哪位?

150
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這是機密

151
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你是藍豹 -不是

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披風藍騎士 -不是

153
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闇黑加菲貓 -夠了

154
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衰咖神父

155
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我來自另一個宇宙

156
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是喔,哇!

157
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我一點都不驚訝

158
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我是米蓋爾歐哈拉

159
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率領一個菁英團隊捍衛多重宇宙...

160
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算了啦

161
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你能用那支手錶去任何宇宙?

162
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這比手錶更酷

163
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好吧,玻璃心

164
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我得抓住文藝復興時代的大火雞

165
00:11:29,690 --> 00:11:30,858
沒空跟你哈拉

166
00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:32,150
沒關係,小妹妹

167
00:11:32,943 --> 00:11:34,236
我會搞定他

168
00:11:34,236 --> 00:11:36,238
好喔,去搞定他吧

169
00:11:36,238 --> 00:11:37,656
幹嘛用那種口氣?

170
00:11:38,073 --> 00:11:39,283
妳並不搞笑!

171
00:11:39,283 --> 00:11:40,701
我超搞笑

172
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我替妳收拾了爛攤子

173
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什麼爛攤子? -金霸王的粒子對撞機

174
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你們在說什麼?

175
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不關你事,雞婆 -閉嘴

176
00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:54,631
我們拯救了多重宇宙

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00:11:54,631 --> 00:11:57,551
你們留下一個大洞讓他這種壞蛋...

178
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亂入錯誤的宇宙

179
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我現在得把他們送回家

180
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否則時空會徹底瓦解

181
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更別讓我提起奇異博士

182
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和地球199999那個小屁孩

183
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奇異博士是誰?也許他不該誤人子弟

184
00:12:14,985 --> 00:12:17,529
抱歉,大隊長,沒空跟你聊

185
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你要我來搞定嗎?

186
00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:29,833
喔,帥喔

187
00:12:37,883 --> 00:12:39,885
他有卡通槌空間!

188
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{\an8}(無限的多維儲藏空間)

189
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萊拉,幫幫忙

190
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不行,你得先說

191
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呼叫支援 -什麼?

192
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呼叫支援 -大聲點

193
00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:57,528
拜託呼叫... -呼叫她了

194
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,655
但我喜歡聽你說

195
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(砰)

196
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我是女蜘蛛人

197
00:13:23,804 --> 00:13:25,180
我也是

198
00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:27,391
妳是不是...?

199
00:13:28,350 --> 00:13:29,434
懷孕了?

200
00:13:29,434 --> 00:13:32,437
還不知道性別,我老公想要驚喜

201
00:13:33,188 --> 00:13:35,816
他很老土,但也很性感

202
00:13:35,816 --> 00:13:37,150
妳肯領養我嗎?

203
00:13:37,150 --> 00:13:38,402
什麼? -什麼?

204
00:13:38,402 --> 00:13:42,239
兩位,能不能專心對付時空威脅?

205
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好啦 -對喔

206
00:13:56,128 --> 00:13:57,880
讓她加入呢? -不行

207
00:13:57,880 --> 00:13:59,214
我們需要幫手 -不行

208
00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:01,633
因為她叫你闇黑加菲貓? -不是

209
00:14:01,633 --> 00:14:03,760
你只會說不嗎? -不是,對

210
00:14:03,760 --> 00:14:05,846
為什麼? -妳明明知道

211
00:14:09,057 --> 00:14:10,350
我受夠了

212
00:14:10,976 --> 00:14:15,814
嚐嚐我背包噴出希臘火的厲害

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(咔)

214
00:14:21,403 --> 00:14:22,654
別讓他逃出去!

215
00:14:25,115 --> 00:14:26,825
他會破壞正史

216
00:14:39,963 --> 00:14:41,924
快下去 -給我滾

217
00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,634
你被團團包圍了

218
00:14:43,634 --> 00:14:46,512
但我是好人 -你不像是好人

219
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快給我閉嘴,相信我

220
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不!

221
00:14:51,016 --> 00:14:53,560
緊急求救!我們被擊中!

222
00:14:56,188 --> 00:14:57,189
趕快疏散!

223
00:15:38,522 --> 00:15:39,356
救救我!

224
00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,203
那是班克西的作品

225
00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:57,916
那一招我也會

226
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雙手舉高!

227
00:16:34,912 --> 00:16:36,788
大隊長,拜託

228
00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:37,789
嫌犯持有武器

229
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什麼武器?蜘蛛絲用完了

230
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趴在地上

231
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,377
雙手舉高還是趴在地上?

232
00:16:42,377 --> 00:16:43,378
妳被捕了

233
00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:44,713
我救了一堆人耶!

234
00:16:44,713 --> 00:16:45,672
妳謀殺了彼得帕克

235
00:16:45,672 --> 00:16:46,590
大隊長,拜託

236
00:16:46,590 --> 00:16:47,883
妳有權保持緘默

237
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你不懂

238
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是妳不懂

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爸

240
00:17:30,926 --> 00:17:35,556
我想告訴你,但你一定不能理解

241
00:17:35,556 --> 00:17:37,349
也看得出我為什麼不想說

242
00:17:38,809 --> 00:17:40,394
我沒有殺死彼得

243
00:17:40,394 --> 00:17:43,397
我不知道是他,我別無選擇

244
00:17:43,397 --> 00:17:46,650
妳騙了我多久?

245
00:17:49,236 --> 00:17:54,074
你能不能不當警察,當我爸聽我說?

246
00:17:55,534 --> 00:17:58,662
你真以為我是殺人兇手?

247
00:18:00,038 --> 00:18:02,291
你當警察是想幫助人,對吧?

248
00:18:05,043 --> 00:18:06,211
對吧?

249
00:18:06,795 --> 00:18:08,338
我也是

250
00:18:09,381 --> 00:18:12,009
所以你現在得聽我說

251
00:18:12,801 --> 00:18:14,303
拜託了,爸

252
00:18:15,679 --> 00:18:17,890
我只有你了

253
00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:23,645
妳有權保持緘默

254
00:18:24,104 --> 00:18:26,190
妳所說的都將成為呈堂證供

255
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:28,150
爸,你真的這麼怕我?

256
00:18:28,150 --> 00:18:30,235
妳有權聘請律師 -別說了

257
00:18:30,235 --> 00:18:31,862
別再靠近

258
00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,238
嘿...搞什麼?

259
00:18:36,283 --> 00:18:37,117
爸!

260
00:18:37,117 --> 00:18:38,368
冷靜點

261
00:18:38,368 --> 00:18:39,953
深呼吸

262
00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,080
我們會罩妳,對吧,米蓋爾?

263
00:18:44,917 --> 00:18:47,503
萊拉,掃描這一團亂

264
00:18:49,838 --> 00:18:51,173
沒有其他變異者

265
00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:52,633
正史沒被改寫

266
00:18:52,633 --> 00:18:53,592
(地球928 啟動)

267
00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:00,224
她只有一個人,不能丟下她

268
00:19:10,484 --> 00:19:12,194
我不知道該怎麼辦

269
00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:21,203
是啊

270
00:19:21,745 --> 00:19:24,665
好,加入我們吧

271
00:19:49,273 --> 00:19:50,107
(地球928)

272
00:20:14,673 --> 00:20:15,507
(《蜘蛛警探》)

273
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:23,348
(布魯克林 地球1610)

274
00:20:27,853 --> 00:20:30,147
(遠景學院)

275
00:20:30,147 --> 00:20:31,815
我知道他才高一

276
00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:35,319
但我們想先為他申請大學做準備...

277
00:20:35,319 --> 00:20:38,447
他應該隨時就會到

278
00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,657
他對未來很認真

279
00:20:50,959 --> 00:20:52,753
(熟食雜貨店)

280
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:01,678
這裡有提款機嗎? -在後面

281
00:21:01,678 --> 00:21:02,846
最好沒固定在牆上

282
00:21:02,846 --> 00:21:04,556
什麼? -沒事

283
00:21:05,265 --> 00:21:07,142
這應該很簡單

284
00:21:07,142 --> 00:21:08,769
只要弄出一個洞...

285
00:21:10,020 --> 00:21:11,438
拿錢就跑

286
00:21:15,317 --> 00:21:16,944
那樣不對

287
00:21:17,444 --> 00:21:18,779
只要拿到...

288
00:21:19,446 --> 00:21:20,822
把錢給我

289
00:21:20,822 --> 00:21:22,533
我的錢錢你在哪?

290
00:21:22,908 --> 00:21:23,742
過來!

291
00:21:29,081 --> 00:21:31,041
路上怎麼會有提款機?

292
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:36,255
喲,你在後面幹嘛?

293
00:21:36,255 --> 00:21:39,258
沒幹嘛,沒事啦

294
00:21:39,258 --> 00:21:41,426
只是忘了密碼 -快給我滾!

295
00:21:41,426 --> 00:21:44,137
不!拜託!讓我搶你!

296
00:21:44,137 --> 00:21:47,099
搶你臉上的斑點啦 -沒必要拿傢伙

297
00:21:47,099 --> 00:21:50,269
我沒搶過任何人,不想有壞經驗

298
00:21:50,269 --> 00:21:52,271
壞經驗?我在做生意耶

299
00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:54,106
我就像劫貧濟貧的羅賓漢...

300
00:21:54,106 --> 00:21:55,357
哇,咖哩粉?

301
00:21:55,357 --> 00:21:57,609
我曾是科學家,現在也是啦

302
00:21:57,609 --> 00:22:00,487
我以前在超煉金上班

303
00:22:00,487 --> 00:22:03,824
以科學家來說算是帥哥

304
00:22:03,824 --> 00:22:05,409
我出了點小意外...

305
00:22:07,452 --> 00:22:08,829
把腳還給我

306
00:22:08,829 --> 00:22:10,038
真是夠了

307
00:22:10,706 --> 00:22:13,250
抱歉,但我不是搶你錢

308
00:22:13,250 --> 00:22:15,169
ATM提款機不是你的

309
00:22:15,169 --> 00:22:16,795
是銀行的,他們才是罪犯

310
00:22:16,795 --> 00:22:18,964
你是罪犯,你在搶我錢

311
00:22:18,964 --> 00:22:21,842
我變成這樣找不到工作

312
00:22:21,842 --> 00:22:23,510
所以才鋌而走險犯罪

313
00:22:23,510 --> 00:22:25,470
大家為何說“ATM提款機”?

314
00:22:25,470 --> 00:22:26,513
誰在說話?

315
00:22:26,513 --> 00:22:28,390
“M”就代表機器

316
00:22:28,390 --> 00:22:29,725
蜘蛛人!

317
00:22:33,270 --> 00:22:35,939
藍尼,牛肉餡餅多少錢?

318
00:22:35,939 --> 00:22:39,318
蜘蛛人,你抓到他算我請客

319
00:22:40,068 --> 00:22:41,862
蜘蛛人,哇

320
00:22:42,446 --> 00:22:43,822
這是來真的!

321
00:22:43,822 --> 00:22:46,366
你是乳牛還是大麥町?

322
00:22:46,366 --> 00:22:47,743
我是...

323
00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:50,787
斑點人

324
00:22:51,455 --> 00:22:53,123
我們又見面了,蜘蛛人

325
00:22:55,709 --> 00:22:57,920
很好笑嗎? -當然不是

326
00:22:58,295 --> 00:22:59,546
那是緊身衣嗎?

327
00:22:59,546 --> 00:23:01,507
很不幸的,是我的皮膚

328
00:23:01,507 --> 00:23:02,591
見鬼了

329
00:23:02,591 --> 00:23:05,594
我來自你的過去

330
00:23:05,886 --> 00:23:06,970
一年前...

331
00:23:06,970 --> 00:23:08,764
等等 -真是夠了

332
00:23:08,764 --> 00:23:10,015
(爸:你在哪?)

333
00:23:10,015 --> 00:23:12,267
這很好玩,但我得撒網捕人了

334
00:23:12,267 --> 00:23:13,977
不不不,你先接電話

335
00:23:21,985 --> 00:23:23,445
也許你該先付錢

336
00:23:23,445 --> 00:23:25,697
好,我最後再講一次

337
00:23:26,240 --> 00:23:28,325
我是邁爾斯摩拉斯

338
00:23:28,575 --> 00:23:31,245
曾被輻射蜘蛛咬過

339
00:23:31,245 --> 00:23:33,330
這一年四個月來

340
00:23:33,705 --> 00:23:36,917
我是布魯克林獨一無二的蜘蛛人

341
00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:38,418
一切都很順利

342
00:23:38,418 --> 00:23:39,336
(我)

343
00:23:39,336 --> 00:23:43,048
喂!嘿!你會傷害到人

344
00:23:45,133 --> 00:23:47,261
抓了各種各樣的壞人

345
00:23:47,261 --> 00:23:48,387
上吧

346
00:23:49,930 --> 00:23:53,058
你能不能好好當個壞人讓我抓你?

347
00:23:54,226 --> 00:23:58,063
我設計的全新蜘蛛人裝很潮喔

348
00:23:58,063 --> 00:23:59,606
梅嬸搬到佛州

349
00:23:59,606 --> 00:24:00,524
搞定

350
00:24:00,524 --> 00:24:02,484
我客串主持了益智節目

351
00:24:02,484 --> 00:24:04,236
替嬰兒爽身粉代言

352
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:06,363
{\an8}為這個代言道歉

353
00:24:06,363 --> 00:24:07,281
{\an8}我犯了錯

354
00:24:07,281 --> 00:24:08,740
我長出鬍子

355
00:24:08,740 --> 00:24:10,367
鬍子

356
00:24:10,659 --> 00:24:12,286
而且露出來

357
00:24:12,703 --> 00:24:13,662
{\an8}我又犯了錯

358
00:24:13,662 --> 00:24:16,081
我在研發全新的毒刺電擊

359
00:24:21,503 --> 00:24:22,337
抱歉!

360
00:24:22,337 --> 00:24:25,465
我還能隱瞞我的身分多久?

361
00:24:25,465 --> 00:24:27,342
聽說蜘蛛人是波多黎各人

362
00:24:28,010 --> 00:24:30,596
他比較像是多明尼加人

363
00:24:30,596 --> 00:24:33,849
我說了他們會瞭嗎?

364
00:24:33,849 --> 00:24:35,851
我們愛你也接受你

365
00:24:35,851 --> 00:24:38,687
雖然你騙了我們一年

366
00:24:40,564 --> 00:24:42,649
也許在別的宇宙吧

367
00:24:42,983 --> 00:24:46,320
有時候我只希望我不是唯一一個

368
00:24:47,362 --> 00:24:48,947
但我不會太糾結

369
00:24:55,871 --> 00:24:57,998
我有時候會很想我叔叔

370
00:24:59,082 --> 00:25:01,251
邁爾斯,我知道你想做什麼

371
00:25:02,252 --> 00:25:04,796
雖然後來發現他是潛行者

372
00:25:07,049 --> 00:25:08,842
我很努力做他教我的事

373
00:25:08,842 --> 00:25:11,512
繼續加油

374
00:25:11,512 --> 00:25:12,429
{\an8}(你在哪?)

375
00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:14,890
{\an8}你在看簡訊?這可是生死大戰

376
00:25:14,890 --> 00:25:15,974
(這很重耍)

377
00:25:15,974 --> 00:25:17,059
等我一下下

378
00:25:17,059 --> 00:25:18,143
{\an8}(重夭)

379
00:25:18,143 --> 00:25:20,687
{\an8}看電影要關手機,跟我打就不用?

380
00:25:20,687 --> 00:25:21,605
{\an8}(重要!)

381
00:25:22,356 --> 00:25:23,357
“馬上到”

382
00:25:23,357 --> 00:25:24,983
字母都連在一起

383
00:25:24,983 --> 00:25:27,277
青少年就愛這樣搞

384
00:25:27,819 --> 00:25:29,321
這好奇怪喔

385
00:25:30,906 --> 00:25:32,783
我的鼻子!

386
00:25:32,783 --> 00:25:34,660
抱歉,我在趕時間

387
00:25:34,660 --> 00:25:35,661
騙你的!

388
00:25:38,247 --> 00:25:39,957
正在打字,等一下

389
00:25:39,957 --> 00:25:40,916
哇咧!

390
00:25:41,917 --> 00:25:43,794
我覺得打得很精彩

391
00:25:44,711 --> 00:25:46,463
還是在打字

392
00:25:47,047 --> 00:25:48,924
他應該馬上就到

393
00:25:48,924 --> 00:25:50,300
超讚的

394
00:25:50,300 --> 00:25:53,095
邊打邊找節奏感

395
00:25:59,518 --> 00:26:01,603
嘿,哪裡飛來的鵝

396
00:26:02,688 --> 00:26:04,606
我不要扮成蜘蛛人了

397
00:26:04,606 --> 00:26:06,775
“就快到了,媽”

398
00:26:06,775 --> 00:26:08,819
笑臉、雙手合十

399
00:26:08,819 --> 00:26:09,736
是你的鵝嗎?

400
00:26:10,112 --> 00:26:11,655
放開我!

401
00:26:15,951 --> 00:26:17,327
到頭來...

402
00:26:18,662 --> 00:26:20,455
我把你打個正著

403
00:26:21,456 --> 00:26:22,499
打得好用力喔

404
00:26:22,499 --> 00:26:23,792
我是蜘蛛人

405
00:26:24,084 --> 00:26:25,836
誰也不能說我不是

406
00:26:25,836 --> 00:26:28,046
這太扯了,給我回來

407
00:26:28,046 --> 00:26:29,131
別逃走喔

408
00:26:29,131 --> 00:26:31,425
你的緊身衣後面太緊了

409
00:26:40,309 --> 00:26:42,686
怎樣? -正在寫報告

410
00:26:42,686 --> 00:26:44,563
彼得森大樓屋頂有個壞蛋

411
00:26:44,563 --> 00:26:46,523
報警抓他,好嗎?

412
00:26:46,523 --> 00:26:48,859
有一就有二 -就這一次

413
00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:52,529
先是報警,然後是對講機,同步手錶

414
00:26:52,529 --> 00:26:54,489
一個月後會是蜘蛛人信號

415
00:26:54,489 --> 00:26:56,241
我不是你的旋轉椅專員

416
00:26:56,241 --> 00:26:57,409
那是我的喬丹鞋?

417
00:26:58,243 --> 00:27:00,162
誰叫我們的尺寸一樣嘛

418
00:27:00,162 --> 00:27:01,079
(咻)

419
00:27:09,671 --> 00:27:11,465
(遠景學院)

420
00:27:11,465 --> 00:27:14,801
每個人都是一個宇宙

421
00:27:14,801 --> 00:27:18,180
我的工作是把你們兒子的宇宙

422
00:27:18,180 --> 00:27:20,140
寫在這張紙上

423
00:27:21,642 --> 00:27:23,810
那是空白的 -沒錯

424
00:27:23,810 --> 00:27:26,647
我完全不了解那孩子

425
00:27:26,647 --> 00:27:28,106
他可能也不了解自己

426
00:27:28,607 --> 00:27:32,277
他得決定要不要為未來打拼

427
00:27:32,277 --> 00:27:35,531
或是繼續做他正在做的事

428
00:27:35,531 --> 00:27:37,407
不能烤了蛋糕又吃掉

429
00:27:37,407 --> 00:27:38,742
除非烤了兩個蛋糕

430
00:27:38,742 --> 00:27:41,119
邁爾斯? -想當喜劇演員

431
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:43,664
怎樣?大學! -我是怎麼說的?

432
00:27:43,664 --> 00:27:45,749
準時是提早五分鐘

433
00:27:45,749 --> 00:27:47,167
我知道啦

434
00:27:47,167 --> 00:27:51,004
我得回去當好學生,講快點好嗎?

435
00:27:54,383 --> 00:27:55,759
好吧

436
00:27:55,759 --> 00:27:57,469
邁爾斯的成績不錯

437
00:27:57,469 --> 00:27:58,929
先修物理課是A

438
00:27:58,929 --> 00:28:00,514
我兒子好棒棒

439
00:28:00,514 --> 00:28:02,808
先修美術課也一樣

440
00:28:02,808 --> 00:28:04,017
這點像他叔叔

441
00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:05,936
英語課A- -老師很嚴格

442
00:28:05,936 --> 00:28:07,729
西語課B

443
00:28:07,729 --> 00:28:08,856
什麼? -慘了

444
00:28:08,856 --> 00:28:11,692
邁爾斯! -你想氣死你媽嗎?

445
00:28:12,359 --> 00:28:13,861
不是我的錯

446
00:28:13,861 --> 00:28:16,613
什麼?你都沒認真上課?

447
00:28:16,613 --> 00:28:17,948
我只蹺了幾堂課

448
00:28:17,948 --> 00:28:20,117
幾堂課是多少?

449
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:23,036
沒多少啦...五堂課?

450
00:28:23,036 --> 00:28:24,121
五堂課?

451
00:28:24,121 --> 00:28:25,205
其實是六堂

452
00:28:25,205 --> 00:28:26,790
你死定了 -逃學生

453
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:28,667
等等 -這也像他叔叔

454
00:28:28,667 --> 00:28:30,419
我有很多事要忙

455
00:28:30,419 --> 00:28:31,920
他還有得救

456
00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,255
有得救?

457
00:28:33,255 --> 00:28:35,340
邁爾斯有個偉大的故事

458
00:28:35,340 --> 00:28:38,051
有任何故事聽起來都很怪

459
00:28:38,051 --> 00:28:41,221
你叫邁爾斯摩拉斯 -對啊

460
00:28:41,221 --> 00:28:43,432
你來自貧困的移民家庭

461
00:28:43,432 --> 00:28:46,101
我來自波多黎各,那也屬於美國

462
00:28:46,101 --> 00:28:48,812
我們在布魯克林有房子,哪會貧困?

463
00:28:48,812 --> 00:28:50,981
不重要,你們都很貧困

464
00:28:50,981 --> 00:28:52,065
我下週要升大隊長了

465
00:28:52,065 --> 00:28:55,861
他的夢想是進入全國頂尖物理系...

466
00:28:55,861 --> 00:28:57,196
我們會全力以赴

467
00:28:57,196 --> 00:28:59,615
在普林斯頓大學

468
00:29:00,532 --> 00:29:01,992
紐澤西州?

469
00:29:02,576 --> 00:29:04,661
不行,那太遠了

470
00:29:04,661 --> 00:29:07,080
紐澤西就在紐約對面耶

471
00:29:07,080 --> 00:29:09,499
布魯克林就有好學校

472
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:12,294
普林斯頓有全國最頂尖的量子研究員

473
00:29:12,294 --> 00:29:13,212
量子

474
00:29:13,212 --> 00:29:16,048
他們讓電子跨越維度臨界點

475
00:29:16,048 --> 00:29:16,965
電子

476
00:29:16,965 --> 00:29:18,383
他們在研究暗物質!

477
00:29:18,383 --> 00:29:19,927
我完全聽不懂

478
00:29:20,302 --> 00:29:23,347
我能想出前往其他次元的方法

479
00:29:23,347 --> 00:29:24,389
好吧

480
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:26,517
那聽起來不是真的工作

481
00:29:26,517 --> 00:29:30,145
爸,你在我這年紀追求夢想

482
00:29:30,145 --> 00:29:33,649
靠自己跟亞倫叔一起做生意

483
00:29:33,649 --> 00:29:34,816
對吧?

484
00:29:34,816 --> 00:29:38,153
那不一樣,我們...你出生後...

485
00:29:38,153 --> 00:29:40,155
加上你媽以前...

486
00:29:40,531 --> 00:29:41,949
人生是一場旅程

487
00:29:41,949 --> 00:29:45,994
你們覺得我很特別才讓我進這間學校

488
00:29:46,954 --> 00:29:49,039
現在我也這麼覺得

489
00:29:49,039 --> 00:29:52,334
我想做的就是這件事

490
00:29:52,334 --> 00:29:54,044
有很多人

491
00:29:54,044 --> 00:29:57,422
真的能教導我想學的東西

492
00:29:57,422 --> 00:29:59,508
但他們不全在布魯克林

493
00:30:08,267 --> 00:30:10,143
那就是你的故事!

494
00:30:10,143 --> 00:30:11,854
照著劇本走吧

495
00:30:11,854 --> 00:30:13,897
邁爾斯,你有在聽嗎?

496
00:30:13,897 --> 00:30:15,190
邁爾斯,專心點

497
00:30:15,691 --> 00:30:17,317
我的尾椎好痛

498
00:30:17,317 --> 00:30:18,861
開什麼玩笑?

499
00:30:18,861 --> 00:30:20,195
我得閃了

500
00:30:20,195 --> 00:30:22,698
你們繼續聊,很有幫助

501
00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:24,658
等等,你訂了蛋糕沒?

502
00:30:24,658 --> 00:30:28,203
訂了啦...再打給我,我得閃了,掰

503
00:30:28,579 --> 00:30:30,914
這小鬼,該拿他怎麼辦?

504
00:30:30,914 --> 00:30:32,749
全體注意,發生超級反派事件

505
00:30:32,749 --> 00:30:35,169
我也得走了 -你也要走了?

506
00:30:35,169 --> 00:30:37,462
大家都走了,我在這兒幹嘛?

507
00:30:37,462 --> 00:30:39,882
對不起,但我們會解決的

508
00:30:40,924 --> 00:30:42,217
一起解決

509
00:30:43,594 --> 00:30:44,511
哇

510
00:30:44,511 --> 00:30:46,722
抱歉,真是對不起

511
00:30:46,722 --> 00:30:48,849
他在騙妳 -傑夫?

512
00:30:48,849 --> 00:30:50,225
妳兒子

513
00:30:50,225 --> 00:30:52,728
他在說謊,我想妳也知道

514
00:30:55,230 --> 00:30:56,356
報告寫得怎樣?

515
00:30:56,356 --> 00:30:58,650
醞釀中,我在培養靈感

516
00:30:58,650 --> 00:30:59,735
是嗎?

517
00:30:59,735 --> 00:31:02,154
壞人逃走了 -謝了,我會搞定

518
00:31:02,154 --> 00:31:03,989
你好像壓力很大 -沒錯

519
00:31:03,989 --> 00:31:06,867
別把自己搞死 -多謝建議

520
00:31:06,867 --> 00:31:08,285
那很糟糕 -我知道

521
00:31:08,285 --> 00:31:11,163
那孩子怎麼了? -我不知道

522
00:31:11,163 --> 00:31:12,247
嘿!

523
00:31:12,247 --> 00:31:13,832
蜘蛛人 -摩拉斯警官

524
00:31:13,832 --> 00:31:15,042
我的意思是...

525
00:31:15,042 --> 00:31:16,126
摩拉斯警官

526
00:31:16,126 --> 00:31:17,377
這不是你想的那樣

527
00:31:17,961 --> 00:31:20,797
嘿!我兒子在這裡上學

528
00:31:20,797 --> 00:31:21,840
我很容易受傷

529
00:31:21,840 --> 00:31:22,925
這真好玩

530
00:31:22,925 --> 00:31:26,011
我是家長會員,烤了超多檸檬蛋糕

531
00:31:26,011 --> 00:31:27,471
你打到一半就閃人

532
00:31:27,471 --> 00:31:29,389
並沒有,那算打完了 -你認真?

533
00:31:29,389 --> 00:31:32,684
那很白目也超沒禮貌,也有點臭屁

534
00:31:32,684 --> 00:31:35,187
是啊,連我都覺得壞蛋說得對

535
00:31:35,187 --> 00:31:37,648
“壞蛋”?他只是免洗反派

536
00:31:37,648 --> 00:31:38,690
你說我是什麼?

537
00:31:38,690 --> 00:31:40,234
我就在這裡耶 -快點

538
00:31:40,234 --> 00:31:41,151
一切都...

539
00:31:42,653 --> 00:31:43,695
在我的掌控中

540
00:31:48,283 --> 00:31:49,326
真是夠了

541
00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:50,285
(超煉金)

542
00:31:50,285 --> 00:31:51,203
當然又回來了

543
00:31:51,203 --> 00:31:53,288
知道嗎?你就跟我兒子一樣

544
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:54,206
真的嗎?

545
00:31:54,998 --> 00:31:57,626
太扯了,怎麼可能?

546
00:31:57,626 --> 00:32:00,003
回到這一切的開始!

547
00:32:00,003 --> 00:32:00,921
小心!

548
00:32:02,673 --> 00:32:05,050
我們關係的肇始!

549
00:32:05,926 --> 00:32:08,011
少用艱深的生字唬我

550
00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:10,097
我每天都玩填字遊戲

551
00:32:16,436 --> 00:32:18,814
記得了嗎? -記得什麼?

552
00:32:18,814 --> 00:32:20,524
我的起源故事

553
00:32:20,983 --> 00:32:22,067
什麼?

554
00:32:24,987 --> 00:32:26,488
喂? -剛才斷線了

555
00:32:26,488 --> 00:32:28,282
他是咱們的兒子

556
00:32:28,282 --> 00:32:30,617
沒有什麼比家人更重要

557
00:32:34,663 --> 00:32:36,456
我正在忙

558
00:32:37,416 --> 00:32:39,293
這是命運的安排

559
00:32:39,293 --> 00:32:42,379
你瞭了吧? -我不瞭

560
00:32:42,379 --> 00:32:44,298
我是你的死對頭

561
00:32:44,298 --> 00:32:45,841
拜託,並不是

562
00:32:45,841 --> 00:32:48,427
沒射中,你抓不到我

563
00:32:49,636 --> 00:32:52,347
你不記得對我做了什麼?

564
00:32:52,347 --> 00:32:54,099
我為你做了什麼?

565
00:32:54,099 --> 00:32:55,017
不記得

566
00:32:55,017 --> 00:32:56,310
我替超煉金工作

567
00:32:56,310 --> 00:32:58,395
負責測試粒子對撞機

568
00:32:58,395 --> 00:33:01,315
把另一個宇宙的蜘蛛帶過來

569
00:33:02,107 --> 00:33:04,359
地球42 -牠的家鄉

570
00:33:04,359 --> 00:33:05,569
牠逃走了

571
00:33:05,569 --> 00:33:07,237
結果咬了你

572
00:33:08,405 --> 00:33:11,700
我的蜘蛛讓你變成蜘蛛人

573
00:33:11,700 --> 00:33:12,618
什麼?

574
00:33:12,618 --> 00:33:14,077
你闖進員工餐廳

575
00:33:14,077 --> 00:33:14,995
他拿走一個貝果!

576
00:33:14,995 --> 00:33:16,830
你用一個貝果丟我

577
00:33:16,830 --> 00:33:17,789
(貝果!)

578
00:33:17,789 --> 00:33:20,709
我用很多食物丟很多壞人

579
00:33:20,709 --> 00:33:24,880
你就喜歡嘲笑別人,大家都超愛的

580
00:33:25,589 --> 00:33:27,424
但沒人知道

581
00:33:28,217 --> 00:33:30,427
被嘲笑的滋味

582
00:33:30,427 --> 00:33:31,887
我只是想緩和氣氛

583
00:33:31,887 --> 00:33:33,639
我創造了你

584
00:33:33,639 --> 00:33:35,140
你也創造了我

585
00:33:35,140 --> 00:33:36,808
你為什麼創造他?

586
00:33:36,808 --> 00:33:38,644
我沒有,他瘋了

587
00:33:38,644 --> 00:33:41,647
你炸掉粒子對撞機時我也在場!

588
00:33:50,322 --> 00:33:51,573
因為你...

589
00:33:52,241 --> 00:33:54,034
我失去工作

590
00:33:54,034 --> 00:33:55,327
我的人生

591
00:33:55,327 --> 00:33:57,037
我的臉!

592
00:33:57,037 --> 00:33:59,122
我家人連看都不看我

593
00:33:59,456 --> 00:34:01,124
我讓你成為英雄

594
00:34:01,124 --> 00:34:02,918
你卻害我變成這樣!

595
00:34:02,918 --> 00:34:03,836
看看我!

596
00:34:03,836 --> 00:34:06,380
都是你害的!

597
00:34:06,380 --> 00:34:07,840
看看我!

598
00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:09,382
我要逼你尊重我!

599
00:34:13,178 --> 00:34:15,222
我是你的死...

600
00:34:19,851 --> 00:34:21,436
他去了哪?

601
00:34:21,436 --> 00:34:24,313
他踢了自己的屁股

602
00:34:25,148 --> 00:34:27,650
我們應該抓到壞人才對

603
00:34:27,650 --> 00:34:29,277
我每次都會抓到

604
00:34:29,820 --> 00:34:31,280
通常啦

605
00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:32,989
古鐵雷斯!去開起重機

606
00:34:32,989 --> 00:34:35,868
怪不得大家都討厭我們

607
00:34:35,868 --> 00:34:37,034
“我們”?

608
00:34:37,034 --> 00:34:38,996
我只想伸張正義

609
00:34:38,996 --> 00:34:40,496
我也是啊

610
00:34:40,496 --> 00:34:43,458
你得當個好榜樣 -我是好榜樣啊

611
00:34:47,337 --> 00:34:50,382
古鐵雷斯,不需要起重機了

612
00:34:52,759 --> 00:34:54,511
我發誓要辭職不幹

613
00:34:56,763 --> 00:34:58,682
你想談談嗎?

614
00:34:58,682 --> 00:35:00,267
你瘋啦?

615
00:35:00,267 --> 00:35:03,520
你這一代的男人都不願意敞開心房

616
00:35:03,520 --> 00:35:05,022
真是夠了

617
00:35:05,022 --> 00:35:06,940
我這是在幹嘛?

618
00:35:06,940 --> 00:35:10,235
我不管做什麼都有人對我失望

619
00:35:11,778 --> 00:35:13,322
我知道這種感覺

620
00:35:15,324 --> 00:35:16,825
所以...

621
00:35:16,825 --> 00:35:18,368
你兒子

622
00:35:18,368 --> 00:35:21,705
他好嗎?你覺得他會想清楚嗎?

623
00:35:22,831 --> 00:35:25,083
你要聽實話? -對啊

624
00:35:25,083 --> 00:35:26,960
他是好孩子 -真的嗎?

625
00:35:26,960 --> 00:35:29,463
他會說一些很聰明的話

626
00:35:29,463 --> 00:35:31,298
酷喔,我應該...

627
00:35:31,298 --> 00:35:34,635
然後又做出一些蠢事

628
00:35:35,511 --> 00:35:38,013
我不希望他搞砸

629
00:35:38,430 --> 00:35:39,806
也許別一直逼他

630
00:35:39,806 --> 00:35:43,060
你說什麼? -什麼?沒有啊

631
00:35:43,519 --> 00:35:46,230
我也不喜歡他對我說謊

632
00:35:46,230 --> 00:35:47,981
也許他不敢跟你聊心事

633
00:35:47,981 --> 00:35:50,609
怎麼會有人不敢跟我聊心事?

634
00:35:50,609 --> 00:35:52,653
我不...我不知道

635
00:35:52,653 --> 00:35:56,406
當你覺得自己是個好家長

636
00:35:56,406 --> 00:35:58,158
覺得自己做對了

637
00:35:58,158 --> 00:36:00,035
結果他卻長大了

638
00:36:02,287 --> 00:36:04,998
我不想失去他,你懂嗎?

639
00:36:12,297 --> 00:36:17,344
身為一個事不關己的旁觀者...

640
00:36:17,803 --> 00:36:21,765
我建議你要讓他展翅高飛

641
00:36:22,599 --> 00:36:23,809
就像這樣

642
00:36:23,809 --> 00:36:25,102
是啊

643
00:36:26,937 --> 00:36:28,230
我也不知道

644
00:36:32,025 --> 00:36:35,362
敞開心房不是很好嗎?

645
00:36:41,410 --> 00:36:42,744
我該走了

646
00:36:43,787 --> 00:36:46,039
好吧,要抓到那個洞洞人

647
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:49,543
別擔心,那傢伙不會再出現了

648
00:36:50,419 --> 00:36:51,628
搞什麼?

649
00:36:52,087 --> 00:36:53,255
好吧

650
00:36:54,798 --> 00:36:56,592
我好像把自己踢進...

651
00:36:57,176 --> 00:36:58,427
自己的身體裡面

652
00:37:00,512 --> 00:37:02,306
這是全新的境界

653
00:37:02,764 --> 00:37:06,018
有人嗎?回聲...沒有回聲

654
00:37:07,060 --> 00:37:08,395
做個實驗

655
00:37:08,937 --> 00:37:11,315
我要把頭伸進那個洞

656
00:37:15,652 --> 00:37:16,695
妳好

657
00:37:17,321 --> 00:37:18,363
別打了!

658
00:37:19,364 --> 00:37:20,991
夠了,住手!

659
00:37:22,201 --> 00:37:23,785
那真是...

660
00:37:23,785 --> 00:37:24,912
酷斃了

661
00:37:25,871 --> 00:37:28,832
我的洞能帶我到任何地方

662
00:37:30,167 --> 00:37:31,877
(《號角日報》)

663
00:37:34,838 --> 00:37:36,757
{\an8}(唐人街 舊金山 地球688)

664
00:37:36,757 --> 00:37:37,674
{\an8}不好意思喔

665
00:37:38,300 --> 00:37:40,260
打擾一下,我知道妳在忙

666
00:37:40,260 --> 00:37:41,428
你想幹嘛?

667
00:37:41,428 --> 00:37:43,305
我知道突然冒出來很奇怪

668
00:37:43,305 --> 00:37:45,974
但我變成一個跨次元超人

669
00:37:45,974 --> 00:37:47,601
所以呢? -“所以”?

670
00:37:47,601 --> 00:37:51,563
我正在撕裂時空的結構

671
00:37:51,563 --> 00:37:53,315
對妳來說只是平凡的一天

672
00:37:53,315 --> 00:37:55,692
妳好像常常看到這種怪事

673
00:37:57,903 --> 00:37:59,071
我可以拿口香糖嗎?

674
00:38:03,200 --> 00:38:04,243
哇

675
00:38:04,993 --> 00:38:08,163
多重宇宙的力量就在我的掌心

676
00:38:08,956 --> 00:38:11,542
我的洞不是詛咒,而是答案

677
00:38:11,542 --> 00:38:13,585
別再說你的洞洞好嗎?

678
00:38:13,585 --> 00:38:16,004
你害大家都很不舒服

679
00:38:16,004 --> 00:38:18,006
你們會超愛的,看好了

680
00:38:20,592 --> 00:38:22,719
我沒斑點了,真倒楣

681
00:38:23,804 --> 00:38:25,472
各位繼續忙吧

682
00:38:25,472 --> 00:38:28,392
我來找你了,蜘蛛人!

683
00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:29,810
我們一步一步來

684
00:38:29,810 --> 00:38:32,646
誰有拼裝這棟大樓的說明書?

685
00:38:34,314 --> 00:38:35,774
(彼得帕克 蜘蛛人 地球13122)

686
00:38:35,774 --> 00:38:37,776
明早的頭版要有蜘蛛人的照片

687
00:38:37,776 --> 00:38:39,862
你說的對,老闆 -閉嘴

688
00:38:39,862 --> 00:38:42,030
快滾! -沒問題,我這就去

689
00:38:42,030 --> 00:38:43,782
我需要加薪

690
00:38:46,743 --> 00:38:49,413
米蓋爾,這是彼得,發現變異體

691
00:38:49,413 --> 00:38:51,331
謝謝,彼得,幹得好

692
00:38:51,331 --> 00:38:52,749
潔西,誰能搞定?

693
00:38:58,797 --> 00:39:00,966
(恭喜升官 摩拉斯大隊長)

694
00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:08,765
看到邁爾斯嗎? -沒有

695
00:39:11,435 --> 00:39:12,644
看到邁爾斯嗎? -沒有

696
00:39:13,812 --> 00:39:15,022
看到邁爾斯嗎?

697
00:39:16,732 --> 00:39:17,900
妳在幹嘛?

698
00:39:17,900 --> 00:39:19,443
致詞!大夥兒

699
00:39:19,443 --> 00:39:20,903
我超不會致詞

700
00:39:22,362 --> 00:39:23,655
天啊,不

701
00:39:25,657 --> 00:39:27,034
莉奧,快說啊

702
00:39:28,285 --> 00:39:29,369
嗨

703
00:39:29,703 --> 00:39:31,580
我要你知道無論如何

704
00:39:31,580 --> 00:39:33,624
雖然我們難免會吵架

705
00:39:33,624 --> 00:39:36,168
我今天以你為榮...每天都是

706
00:39:36,168 --> 00:39:37,794
再用括號寫幾乎每天

707
00:39:37,794 --> 00:39:39,505
LOL. P.S.

708
00:39:39,505 --> 00:39:42,049
蜘蛛人先生,塞不下了

709
00:39:44,134 --> 00:39:45,594
字不能小一點嗎?

710
00:39:46,261 --> 00:39:47,638
話不能短一點嗎?

711
00:39:49,681 --> 00:39:50,807
歡迎再度光顧

712
00:39:51,391 --> 00:39:53,644
我還能說傑夫什麼?

713
00:39:53,644 --> 00:39:56,605
他一出生就有4點5公斤

714
00:39:56,605 --> 00:39:58,273
我知道你會很尷尬

715
00:39:58,273 --> 00:40:00,984
他差點害死他媽,他太大隻了

716
00:40:00,984 --> 00:40:02,778
別說了,夠了喔

717
00:40:02,778 --> 00:40:04,571
他是個巨嬰,天啊

718
00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:07,074
他超搞笑 -夠了啦

719
00:40:07,074 --> 00:40:09,243
麥克風給我,別再說了

720
00:40:09,243 --> 00:40:10,369
謝謝妳,莉奧

721
00:40:10,369 --> 00:40:11,578
那孩子呢?

722
00:40:11,578 --> 00:40:15,082
我不是一直都知道自己想做什麼

723
00:40:15,499 --> 00:40:18,418
年輕的時候做過很多事

724
00:40:19,503 --> 00:40:21,505
我和我弟都在這裡長大

725
00:40:21,505 --> 00:40:23,799
兩個幹蠢事的街頭小混混

726
00:40:23,799 --> 00:40:25,926
是我啦,鐵甲犰狳人

727
00:40:27,302 --> 00:40:30,264
{\an8}你們常常把我們趕出店裡

728
00:40:30,264 --> 00:40:33,517
{\an8}沒想到我現在負責保護你們吧

729
00:40:33,851 --> 00:40:35,727
{\an8}然後我有了小孩

730
00:40:35,727 --> 00:40:39,523
一切都變得更好

731
00:40:39,523 --> 00:40:40,440
噢,糟糕

732
00:40:41,149 --> 00:40:43,110
我不知道該怎麼致詞

733
00:40:43,110 --> 00:40:45,195
我該向大家致謝

734
00:40:45,195 --> 00:40:46,363
(同時蛋糕展開大冒險...)

735
00:40:47,906 --> 00:40:51,243
敬我弟弟,我們每天都想他

736
00:40:51,243 --> 00:40:52,536
(亞倫戴維斯 安息的力量)

737
00:40:52,536 --> 00:40:55,247
他一定正在天上嘲笑我

738
00:40:55,247 --> 00:40:57,332
我要升大隊長了,老弟

739
00:40:58,667 --> 00:41:00,544
敬我老婆,我的摯愛

740
00:41:00,544 --> 00:41:04,006
對她的好話是說不完的

741
00:41:04,006 --> 00:41:05,966
別想搶走麥克風

742
00:41:06,925 --> 00:41:08,302
敬我兒子...

743
00:41:16,059 --> 00:41:19,146
我之所以做這一切的原因

744
00:41:20,355 --> 00:41:22,107
我愛你,邁爾斯

745
00:41:24,067 --> 00:41:27,696
我也一定會永遠支持你

746
00:41:33,869 --> 00:41:35,913
班尼,放音樂

747
00:41:38,832 --> 00:41:40,209
我要殺了那小鬼

748
00:41:40,209 --> 00:41:43,462
恭喜了,傑夫! -嘿!

749
00:41:43,462 --> 00:41:44,588
謝謝大駕光臨

750
00:42:03,148 --> 00:42:05,692
邁爾斯!你去了哪? -怎樣?

751
00:42:05,692 --> 00:42:08,654
學校成績好嗎? -當然囉

752
00:42:11,490 --> 00:42:13,033
你爸媽一直在找你

753
00:42:13,033 --> 00:42:15,494
是喔,我一直都在啊

754
00:42:15,494 --> 00:42:16,578
喂 -嗨

755
00:42:16,578 --> 00:42:19,915
你應該五點就到,你害你爸丟臉

756
00:42:19,915 --> 00:42:21,792
錯過他感人的致詞

757
00:42:21,792 --> 00:42:25,754
拜託,蛋糕上也有感人的話

758
00:42:25,754 --> 00:42:27,673
(我 不 驕 傲)

759
00:42:29,341 --> 00:42:31,051
我不是那個意思

760
00:42:31,051 --> 00:42:33,220
你爸苦讀了八個月

761
00:42:33,220 --> 00:42:34,847
九個月,就像懷胎九月

762
00:42:34,847 --> 00:42:36,181
並不是 -當然不是

763
00:42:36,181 --> 00:42:38,976
我們得自己和輔導老師說話

764
00:42:38,976 --> 00:42:40,102
我有急事

765
00:42:40,102 --> 00:42:41,436
塗鴉的急事?

766
00:42:41,436 --> 00:42:43,605
和我沒見過的同學開趴的急事?

767
00:42:43,605 --> 00:42:44,690
給我好好解釋

768
00:42:44,690 --> 00:42:47,818
你們解釋得很好啊 -真好笑

769
00:42:47,818 --> 00:42:50,112
傑夫,你兒子真搞笑 -我沒在笑

770
00:42:55,492 --> 00:42:56,952
我不是小寶寶

771
00:42:56,952 --> 00:42:58,161
好酷的衣服

772
00:42:58,161 --> 00:43:00,873
好啦,食物很豐盛喔

773
00:43:03,917 --> 00:43:06,962
你到底在跟誰瞎混?

774
00:43:06,962 --> 00:43:09,339
甘克?我不喜歡他 -你喜歡他

775
00:43:09,339 --> 00:43:11,592
他直呼我名字 -我們不喜歡

776
00:43:11,592 --> 00:43:13,844
我有別的朋友 -像是誰?

777
00:43:13,844 --> 00:43:15,929
像是彼得

778
00:43:16,388 --> 00:43:18,849
不過他搬家了

779
00:43:20,350 --> 00:43:21,310
還有關阿達

780
00:43:21,310 --> 00:43:23,812
她也搬家了

781
00:43:23,812 --> 00:43:26,398
邁爾斯,拜託 -那是西英語嗎?

782
00:43:27,357 --> 00:43:30,694
你們有沒有想過我不在的時候

783
00:43:30,694 --> 00:43:34,156
只是做一些人畜無害的私事?

784
00:43:34,156 --> 00:43:35,073
沒有 -才怪

785
00:43:35,073 --> 00:43:38,035
我15歲了,幾乎是成年人

786
00:43:38,035 --> 00:43:40,579
你連駕照都沒有 -媽也沒有!

787
00:43:40,579 --> 00:43:43,332
我們住在紐約,不打算離開

788
00:43:43,332 --> 00:43:45,501
這是我的人生 -並不是

789
00:43:45,501 --> 00:43:48,837
這是我和你爸還有阿公阿嬤的人生

790
00:43:48,837 --> 00:43:52,341
我們讓你擁有我想要的一切

791
00:43:52,341 --> 00:43:54,635
好啦,隨便啦

792
00:43:57,346 --> 00:43:59,097
“隨便啦”? -哇

793
00:43:59,097 --> 00:44:00,307
“隨便啦”?

794
00:44:01,558 --> 00:44:02,935
我能說嗎?讓我說

795
00:44:02,935 --> 00:44:04,353
說吧 -你被禁足了!

796
00:44:04,353 --> 00:44:05,521
什麼? -沒錯!

797
00:44:05,521 --> 00:44:07,064
多久? -一個月!

798
00:44:07,064 --> 00:44:10,150
爸、媽...真假? -真的

799
00:44:10,150 --> 00:44:12,861
你們不懂啦 -你說的對

800
00:44:12,861 --> 00:44:16,657
我不知道你是怎麼了,告訴我啊

801
00:44:16,657 --> 00:44:18,075
好好聽我說!

802
00:44:18,075 --> 00:44:21,662
好,沒問題,想說什麼就說吧

803
00:44:21,662 --> 00:44:24,039
你有什麼事這麼想跟我說?

804
00:44:34,591 --> 00:44:37,010
你知道嗎?算了

805
00:44:39,596 --> 00:44:41,181
太好了,直接走人

806
00:44:41,181 --> 00:44:43,517
現在你被禁足兩個月!

807
00:44:47,062 --> 00:44:48,730
很順利,對吧?

808
00:44:57,906 --> 00:44:59,283
兩個月

809
00:45:00,701 --> 00:45:02,953
我是蜘蛛人,不可能被禁足

810
00:45:09,042 --> 00:45:10,669
(關)

811
00:45:55,464 --> 00:45:56,507
邁爾斯!

812
00:45:57,132 --> 00:45:58,300
邁爾斯!

813
00:45:58,800 --> 00:46:00,010
有空嗎?

814
00:46:01,803 --> 00:46:03,555
妳怎麼會...?

815
00:46:05,265 --> 00:46:06,266
妳怎麼...?

816
00:46:06,266 --> 00:46:07,518
妳好嗎?

817
00:46:07,518 --> 00:46:08,894
我很好

818
00:46:08,894 --> 00:46:11,396
真的很好,看看你

819
00:46:11,396 --> 00:46:14,566
你長大了,一下子長好大

820
00:46:14,566 --> 00:46:17,861
妳的頭髮變得...更粉紅了

821
00:46:17,861 --> 00:46:20,572
你在這房間長大? -對啊

822
00:46:20,572 --> 00:46:23,951
但我的宿舍走大人風

823
00:46:23,951 --> 00:46:26,912
酷喔,我小時候也會玩這些

824
00:46:26,912 --> 00:46:29,122
那是收藏品 -我也有這個

825
00:46:29,122 --> 00:46:30,791
其實那是絕版品

826
00:46:30,791 --> 00:46:33,043
很珍貴... -怎麼沒拆開?

827
00:46:35,504 --> 00:46:37,172
沒關係啦

828
00:46:39,049 --> 00:46:40,759
這些是你畫的? -啥?不是

829
00:46:40,759 --> 00:46:41,677
畫得很好

830
00:46:43,470 --> 00:46:46,723
哇,好多張喔

831
00:46:48,183 --> 00:46:49,518
我也很想你

832
00:46:50,561 --> 00:46:52,980
妳為什麼跑來?

833
00:46:52,980 --> 00:46:56,692
我是說,我以為再也見不到妳

834
00:46:57,943 --> 00:46:59,236
想離開這裡嗎?

835
00:47:00,153 --> 00:47:02,155
我被禁足了

836
00:47:03,240 --> 00:47:04,366
真可惜

837
00:47:07,578 --> 00:47:09,538
蜘蛛人被禁足了嗎?

838
00:47:12,958 --> 00:47:14,334
我猜我...

839
00:47:20,841 --> 00:47:22,092
邁爾斯?

840
00:47:22,092 --> 00:47:24,469
你爸準備聽你解釋了

841
00:47:31,476 --> 00:47:33,520
禁足三個月!

842
00:47:35,105 --> 00:47:36,607
妳是說

843
00:47:36,607 --> 00:47:40,402
有個聚集所有頂尖蜘蛛人的菁英團隊?

844
00:47:40,402 --> 00:47:42,571
有一個女的叫潔西德魯

845
00:47:42,571 --> 00:47:45,616
她騎一台重機,我跟她學了好多

846
00:47:45,616 --> 00:47:47,826
是啊,我也學了很多

847
00:47:48,368 --> 00:47:50,454
我的能力完全升級

848
00:47:50,454 --> 00:47:51,747
是嗎? -是啊

849
00:47:51,747 --> 00:47:53,457
秀給我看 -好喔

850
00:47:53,457 --> 00:47:54,625
開始盪吧

851
00:47:55,876 --> 00:47:57,628
(咻)

852
00:48:03,175 --> 00:48:04,009
簡單啦

853
00:48:04,718 --> 00:48:07,054
還有米蓋爾,那一切都是他的點子

854
00:48:07,054 --> 00:48:09,598
是喔,米蓋爾是誰?

855
00:48:09,598 --> 00:48:13,185
他就像忍者吸血鬼蜘蛛人,不過是好人

856
00:48:13,185 --> 00:48:16,146
吸血鬼是好人,我倒是很想看看

857
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,357
妳是幾時加入的?

858
00:48:18,357 --> 00:48:20,234
幾個月前

859
00:48:20,234 --> 00:48:21,860
幾個月很久耶

860
00:48:21,860 --> 00:48:24,071
這一招算兩分

861
00:48:30,911 --> 00:48:31,954
看看你

862
00:48:32,454 --> 00:48:33,622
看看我

863
00:48:35,249 --> 00:48:36,375
零錢不用找

864
00:48:36,834 --> 00:48:38,585
看看那笨蛋

865
00:48:38,585 --> 00:48:41,046
你們都做什麼? -條紋衫男算十分

866
00:48:41,547 --> 00:48:44,091
阻止多重宇宙徹底瓦解

867
00:48:44,091 --> 00:48:45,968
我以為成功了

868
00:48:45,968 --> 00:48:48,303
上禮拜去莎士比亞宇宙出任務

869
00:48:48,303 --> 00:48:51,014
我和霍比... -等等,霍比是誰?

870
00:48:51,014 --> 00:48:52,891
天啊,你一定會超愛他

871
00:48:52,891 --> 00:48:55,060
他會讓我去他的宇宙玩

872
00:48:55,060 --> 00:48:57,813
妳是說去過夜還是...?

873
00:48:57,813 --> 00:49:00,440
他們對我去哪管得很嚴

874
00:49:00,440 --> 00:49:02,568
不然我早就來看你了

875
00:49:02,568 --> 00:49:05,696
是啊,那妳現在為什麼會來?

876
00:49:06,321 --> 00:49:07,614
別舔車窗

877
00:49:10,951 --> 00:49:13,120
嘿,關?

878
00:49:14,121 --> 00:49:15,455
妳去哪了?

879
00:49:18,083 --> 00:49:18,917
她去哪了?

880
00:49:32,055 --> 00:49:34,349
妳在這兒,妳在幹嘛?

881
00:49:34,349 --> 00:49:35,893
等你啊

882
00:49:48,363 --> 00:49:51,158
不是那家希臘漢堡店

883
00:49:52,326 --> 00:49:54,578
這是想事情的好地方 -是不是?

884
00:49:54,578 --> 00:49:58,457
有威廉斯堡銀行大樓就不需要跑步機

885
00:50:01,376 --> 00:50:02,461
所以...

886
00:50:02,461 --> 00:50:04,463
妳和妳爸

887
00:50:04,463 --> 00:50:06,256
還是沒講話?

888
00:50:06,256 --> 00:50:09,176
我們要講什麼?

889
00:50:09,176 --> 00:50:11,720
“爸,你這幾個月好嗎?

890
00:50:12,387 --> 00:50:14,556
還是覺得我殺死我好朋友?”

891
00:50:17,142 --> 00:50:18,227
我也不知道

892
00:50:18,227 --> 00:50:21,146
我爸媽...也許我該告訴他們...

893
00:50:21,438 --> 00:50:22,731
不要

894
00:50:22,731 --> 00:50:24,691
相信我

895
00:50:40,541 --> 00:50:41,750
好吧

896
00:50:43,377 --> 00:50:46,630
也許有些事我們自己知道就好

897
00:50:50,425 --> 00:50:52,386
這麼想不錯喔

898
00:50:53,846 --> 00:50:57,140
我的思想真的很成熟

899
00:50:57,850 --> 00:50:59,518
像一個大人

900
00:51:02,354 --> 00:51:04,982
每次跟你聊天都很棒

901
00:51:04,982 --> 00:51:06,942
真的嗎? -真的

902
00:51:08,861 --> 00:51:12,489
你能跟誰聊這種事?

903
00:51:13,407 --> 00:51:15,200
是不是

904
00:51:18,912 --> 00:51:20,038
什麼?

905
00:51:21,915 --> 00:51:25,335
彼得死後我只交過你這個朋友

906
00:51:26,628 --> 00:51:29,298
除了霍比以外,對吧?

907
00:51:30,841 --> 00:51:31,925
那不一樣

908
00:51:31,925 --> 00:51:33,760
是嗎?怎麼說?

909
00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:34,970
我也不知道

910
00:51:34,970 --> 00:51:37,890
你和我,我們...

911
00:51:37,890 --> 00:51:40,017
我們都一樣

912
00:51:42,895 --> 00:51:45,480
很多方面都一樣,瞭嗎?

913
00:51:48,275 --> 00:51:51,862
關史黛西在其他的宇宙都愛上蜘蛛人

914
00:51:58,202 --> 00:52:01,622
而且在其他的宇宙

915
00:52:01,622 --> 00:52:03,457
都沒有好下場

916
00:52:14,760 --> 00:52:18,305
凡事都有第一次,對吧?

917
00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:42,829
聊心事害我餓扁了

918
00:52:42,829 --> 00:52:45,874
是啊,香煎大蕉超爆好吃

919
00:52:48,168 --> 00:52:49,962
她年紀看來都可以投票了

920
00:52:51,088 --> 00:52:53,632
我打賭她不會說西語

921
00:52:53,632 --> 00:52:55,384
真糟糕

922
00:52:56,343 --> 00:52:58,303
這讓妳在其他宇宙不會解裂?

923
00:52:58,303 --> 00:52:59,221
沒錯,很酷吧

924
00:52:59,221 --> 00:53:02,766
要怎樣才能讓米蓋爾注意到邁爾斯?

925
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,768
我會替你說好話

926
00:53:04,768 --> 00:53:07,354
我有手錶就能跟妳一起去

927
00:53:07,354 --> 00:53:08,355
邁爾斯...

928
00:53:08,355 --> 00:53:09,731
我拯救過多重宇宙

929
00:53:09,731 --> 00:53:11,984
那是很小的菁英團隊

930
00:53:11,984 --> 00:53:14,695
我能隱形,還能電擊

931
00:53:14,695 --> 00:53:16,488
名額有限

932
00:53:18,282 --> 00:53:19,658
對啦

933
00:53:20,033 --> 00:53:21,618
我能做主你早就...

934
00:53:21,618 --> 00:53:23,453
我知道啦

935
00:53:25,789 --> 00:53:26,874
噢,不要

936
00:53:26,874 --> 00:53:29,459
別亂玩,邁爾斯 -好啦

937
00:53:29,459 --> 00:53:31,545
這很精密 -天啊

938
00:53:32,421 --> 00:53:35,424
抱歉,我不是故意生氣

939
00:53:35,424 --> 00:53:37,467
好啦,對不起

940
00:53:37,467 --> 00:53:38,635
哈囉!

941
00:53:38,635 --> 00:53:40,137
嗨 -慘了

942
00:53:40,137 --> 00:53:41,388
我是邁爾斯的媽媽

943
00:53:41,388 --> 00:53:44,433
莉奧,嗨!我常聽他提到妳

944
00:53:44,433 --> 00:53:46,685
妳直呼我名字,好吧

945
00:53:46,685 --> 00:53:49,605
這很好看,在他房間找到的

946
00:53:49,605 --> 00:53:51,690
妳一定去過吧?

947
00:53:51,690 --> 00:53:52,733
你一定是傑夫

948
00:53:52,733 --> 00:53:55,068
她叫我傑夫,好直接

949
00:53:55,068 --> 00:53:56,987
妳是說摩拉斯警官吧

950
00:53:56,987 --> 00:53:59,615
很快就會是摩拉斯大隊長

951
00:54:00,073 --> 00:54:01,074
大隊長

952
00:54:02,534 --> 00:54:05,370
我和關阿達是同學

953
00:54:05,370 --> 00:54:07,039
是啊,我們只是在敘舊

954
00:54:08,123 --> 00:54:09,499
別把他搶走

955
00:54:09,499 --> 00:54:10,584
媽

956
00:54:11,460 --> 00:54:13,712
開玩笑,他被禁足妳搶不走

957
00:54:13,712 --> 00:54:15,464
別傷他的心喔 -媽!

958
00:54:15,464 --> 00:54:18,300
我該走了 -A小隊,紅色警戒

959
00:54:18,300 --> 00:54:20,844
對啊,我忘記要走步了

960
00:54:20,844 --> 00:54:22,971
我真的很想多待一會兒

961
00:54:22,971 --> 00:54:24,598
很抱歉

962
00:54:25,140 --> 00:54:26,266
再見

963
00:54:30,437 --> 00:54:31,563
是啊,掰了

964
00:55:06,640 --> 00:55:09,226
我能聽見妳的沉默,媽

965
00:55:11,728 --> 00:55:14,231
抱歉我很解嗨

966
00:55:14,231 --> 00:55:18,360
我這年紀的人不會那樣說話

967
00:55:18,360 --> 00:55:20,529
我只是不習慣

968
00:55:20,529 --> 00:55:24,032
我的小男孩變成小大人

969
00:55:26,159 --> 00:55:27,160
是啊

970
00:55:32,165 --> 00:55:34,710
你什麼都能跟我說

971
00:55:44,636 --> 00:55:45,804
嗯...

972
00:56:05,199 --> 00:56:06,283
我是...

973
00:56:13,165 --> 00:56:14,958
我很抱歉遲到了

974
00:56:24,009 --> 00:56:25,010
去吧

975
00:56:27,930 --> 00:56:30,224
她看起來是個好女孩

976
00:56:32,392 --> 00:56:33,393
妳在整我嗎?

977
00:56:33,393 --> 00:56:35,729
我沒在整你,天啊

978
00:56:36,396 --> 00:56:37,773
妳幹嘛...?

979
00:56:37,773 --> 00:56:39,691
我幫你整理...

980
00:56:40,734 --> 00:56:43,737
我照顧這小男孩這麼多年

981
00:56:44,488 --> 00:56:47,074
給了他滿滿的愛

982
00:56:47,074 --> 00:56:51,119
讓他覺得想去哪裡都有歸屬感

983
00:56:52,204 --> 00:56:55,958
他想要闖蕩世界,成就大事業

984
00:56:56,750 --> 00:56:58,585
我最擔心的是...

985
00:57:00,045 --> 00:57:03,131
沒有人會像我們這樣關心你

986
00:57:04,007 --> 00:57:06,718
沒有人會像我們這樣支持你

987
00:57:08,929 --> 00:57:11,974
所以你要答應我

988
00:57:12,891 --> 00:57:17,396
不管你去哪裡都要好好照顧這個小男孩

989
00:57:18,105 --> 00:57:20,732
確定他永遠不會忘本

990
00:57:21,483 --> 00:57:25,195
不會懷疑他擁有滿滿的愛

991
00:57:26,154 --> 00:57:28,615
也不會讓任何人

992
00:57:28,615 --> 00:57:32,202
他將來在花花世界遇見的那些人

993
00:57:32,202 --> 00:57:35,330
告訴他不屬於任何地方

994
00:57:36,290 --> 00:57:37,541
等他回到家

995
00:57:37,541 --> 00:57:39,626
他最好要記得回家

996
00:57:41,503 --> 00:57:43,338
你要提早回來

997
00:57:43,338 --> 00:57:46,884
也要帶著完整又好吃的蛋糕

998
00:57:46,884 --> 00:57:47,968
好啦

999
00:57:48,802 --> 00:57:50,179
你一定要答應我,邁爾斯

1000
00:57:51,013 --> 00:57:52,639
我答應妳

1001
00:57:52,931 --> 00:57:54,141
記住...

1002
00:57:55,559 --> 00:57:57,186
不要迷失自己

1003
00:57:57,186 --> 00:57:58,145
好

1004
00:57:59,438 --> 00:58:00,606
好啦

1005
00:58:01,481 --> 00:58:02,482
酷喔

1006
00:58:11,116 --> 00:58:12,910
去吧,去闖蕩吧

1007
00:58:15,996 --> 00:58:17,873
等你回來還是會被禁足

1008
00:58:19,082 --> 00:58:21,418
我雖然在笑,但是說真的

1009
00:58:21,418 --> 00:58:23,086
我猜也是

1010
00:58:23,462 --> 00:58:24,922
晚點見

1011
00:58:25,380 --> 00:58:26,757
我會帶著蛋糕

1012
00:58:51,865 --> 00:58:52,950
(拉!) (汪!汪!)

1013
00:58:54,368 --> 00:58:55,369
(重拉...)

1014
00:59:18,141 --> 00:59:19,434
可惡

1015
00:59:22,187 --> 00:59:24,147
嘿,我的車!

1016
00:59:33,615 --> 00:59:34,908
慘了

1017
00:59:44,001 --> 00:59:45,002
噢,慘了

1018
00:59:45,002 --> 00:59:46,170
“偵測到暗物質!”

1019
00:59:47,504 --> 00:59:48,505
(喬納森歐恩博士)

1020
00:59:52,134 --> 00:59:53,635
(地球42) (死亡)

1021
00:59:55,596 --> 00:59:57,472
顯示事發過程 -回放重播

1022
00:59:57,472 --> 01:00:01,185
斑點,就是它,我需要更多斑點!

1023
01:00:01,185 --> 01:00:04,605
天啊,應該在我本來的鼻子下面

1024
01:00:04,605 --> 01:00:07,441
我需要更多跨次元能量

1025
01:00:07,441 --> 01:00:08,400
慘了

1026
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:11,320
我沒想到好名字,我超不會品牌行銷

1027
01:00:11,320 --> 01:00:13,739
接到微粒子對撞機原型

1028
01:00:13,739 --> 01:00:16,783
可以產生更多濃縮的暗能量

1029
01:00:17,075 --> 01:00:17,910
這下慘了

1030
01:00:17,910 --> 01:00:20,162
所以我才會這麼愛科學!

1031
01:00:20,162 --> 01:00:21,288
可惡!

1032
01:00:21,288 --> 01:00:24,791
只要讓我找到真正的粒子對撞機

1033
01:00:26,084 --> 01:00:29,296
蜘蛛人,我就會讓你

1034
01:00:29,296 --> 01:00:31,840
為奪走我的一切付出代價

1035
01:00:31,840 --> 01:00:33,592
這一定會成功

1036
01:00:34,259 --> 01:00:36,595
或是摧毀我和這裡的一切

1037
01:00:36,595 --> 01:00:38,931
那就慘了

1038
01:00:38,931 --> 01:00:40,140
糟糕 -糟糕

1039
01:00:41,517 --> 01:00:42,392
救命!

1040
01:00:55,155 --> 01:00:56,240
真是的

1041
01:01:00,327 --> 01:01:01,161
糟糕 -糟糕

1042
01:01:05,123 --> 01:01:06,750
回放結束

1043
01:01:06,750 --> 01:01:08,836
為什麼?

1044
01:01:09,461 --> 01:01:10,754
關,關!

1045
01:01:10,754 --> 01:01:12,756
關,嗨

1046
01:01:12,756 --> 01:01:14,091
妳在幹嘛?

1047
01:01:14,091 --> 01:01:19,096
沒幹嘛,我很好,一切都很好,掰

1048
01:01:19,721 --> 01:01:22,307
妳在監視的壞蛋呢?

1049
01:01:22,307 --> 01:01:23,809
他剛剛出去了

1050
01:01:23,809 --> 01:01:25,644
吼! -他只是免洗反派

1051
01:01:25,644 --> 01:01:27,145
萊拉 -不用吧

1052
01:01:27,145 --> 01:01:28,355
追蹤中...

1053
01:01:28,355 --> 01:01:30,566
找到他了,沒有,算了

1054
01:01:30,566 --> 01:01:31,775
等等

1055
01:01:31,775 --> 01:01:32,985
這傢伙很會躲

1056
01:01:33,527 --> 01:01:35,153
妳去看朋友嗎? -什麼?沒啦

1057
01:01:35,153 --> 01:01:36,613
邁爾斯? -其實...

1058
01:01:36,613 --> 01:01:38,198
開什麼玩笑?

1059
01:01:38,198 --> 01:01:40,909
我只是遠遠看他 -多遠?

1060
01:01:40,909 --> 01:01:44,079
差不多...這樣?

1061
01:01:44,079 --> 01:01:46,123
這麼遠 -太近了

1062
01:01:46,123 --> 01:01:47,082
拜託!

1063
01:01:47,291 --> 01:01:49,918
我只想知道他好不好

1064
01:01:49,918 --> 01:01:52,838
妳真是夠了 -我知道我搞砸了

1065
01:01:52,838 --> 01:01:54,715
他不能參與這件事

1066
01:01:54,715 --> 01:01:56,008
我知道

1067
01:01:56,633 --> 01:01:58,635
我不會再去找他,好嗎?

1068
01:01:58,635 --> 01:01:59,845
最好是

1069
01:01:59,845 --> 01:02:02,681
兩位,他在製造宇宙入口 -什麼?

1070
01:02:02,681 --> 01:02:06,185
他能跳躍宇宙,完全改寫正史

1071
01:02:06,185 --> 01:02:09,479
妳還說他是免洗反派,這下可糟了

1072
01:02:09,479 --> 01:02:11,732
他去的每個宇宙都有超煉金

1073
01:02:11,732 --> 01:02:13,275
他想幹嘛? -我不知道

1074
01:02:13,275 --> 01:02:15,903
他為了打敗我想變得更強大

1075
01:02:15,903 --> 01:02:18,488
好棒棒,各位,我的得意門生

1076
01:02:18,488 --> 01:02:21,158
我會抓到他,我能找人支援

1077
01:02:21,992 --> 01:02:23,535
要是米蓋爾知道...

1078
01:02:23,535 --> 01:02:26,788
別告訴米蓋爾,他會把我踢出去

1079
01:02:26,788 --> 01:02:28,123
他送我回家怎麼辦?

1080
01:02:30,125 --> 01:02:32,836
{\an8}找到了,他在地球50101

1081
01:02:32,836 --> 01:02:33,921
{\an8}妳想怎樣?

1082
01:02:36,798 --> 01:02:38,884
妳沒犯過錯?

1083
01:02:38,884 --> 01:02:40,928
沒跟別人太親近?

1084
01:02:40,928 --> 01:02:42,221
當然有

1085
01:02:43,096 --> 01:02:44,097
但我走出來了

1086
01:02:48,268 --> 01:02:49,269
警告當地蜘蛛人

1087
01:02:49,269 --> 01:02:51,438
就說關會去找他 -沒問題

1088
01:02:51,438 --> 01:02:53,232
多謝了 -不客氣

1089
01:02:53,232 --> 01:02:55,442
我不會再讓妳失望 -閉嘴

1090
01:02:55,984 --> 01:02:57,945
一個小時內要搞定

1091
01:02:58,987 --> 01:03:00,864
不然我就幫不了妳

1092
01:03:28,475 --> 01:03:29,935
再見了,邁爾斯

1093
01:04:37,377 --> 01:04:38,378
借過,抱歉!

1094
01:04:38,378 --> 01:04:39,463
恭喜了!

1095
01:04:46,595 --> 01:04:49,515
(地球50101 孟巴頓)

1096
01:04:52,768 --> 01:04:55,187
看到沒?超狂的,我變了個人

1097
01:04:55,187 --> 01:04:56,146
你要去哪?

1098
01:04:56,146 --> 01:04:57,898
照鏡子都認不出自己

1099
01:04:57,898 --> 01:04:58,815
別亂跑!

1100
01:04:58,815 --> 01:05:00,150
但我會超羨慕他

1101
01:05:00,150 --> 01:05:02,194
看到變異體 -抓住他

1102
01:05:02,194 --> 01:05:03,904
別盯著我,妳一直盯著我

1103
01:05:03,904 --> 01:05:05,572
抱歉,路人甲乙丙丁

1104
01:05:05,572 --> 01:05:08,200
哇,四貼,超危險的

1105
01:05:08,200 --> 01:05:09,535
看起來很好吃

1106
01:05:09,535 --> 01:05:11,036
超煉金怎麼走?

1107
01:05:12,412 --> 01:05:14,081
那裡有超大的粒子...

1108
01:05:14,873 --> 01:05:17,000
嘿,乳牛人,閃到旁邊哞

1109
01:05:17,000 --> 01:05:18,210
妳還真搞笑

1110
01:05:18,210 --> 01:05:20,754
關,我來幫忙了! -邁爾斯?

1111
01:05:20,754 --> 01:05:23,632
有夠慘!沒料到這招吧?

1112
01:05:24,091 --> 01:05:24,925
噢,不!

1113
01:05:24,925 --> 01:05:27,010
我也沒料到,我超強的!

1114
01:05:29,304 --> 01:05:31,515
我來救妳 -你跟蹤我?

1115
01:05:31,515 --> 01:05:35,477
沒啦,我看到妳去哪就偷偷跟去

1116
01:05:35,477 --> 01:05:36,937
你不應該在這裡!

1117
01:05:36,937 --> 01:05:38,730
亂講,我是來幫...

1118
01:05:40,691 --> 01:05:43,110
不!不!

1119
01:05:47,781 --> 01:05:49,491
我不該去找你

1120
01:05:50,117 --> 01:05:51,118
真是的

1121
01:06:00,002 --> 01:06:01,253
這新來的是誰?

1122
01:06:01,253 --> 01:06:04,339
阿帕,這是邁爾斯,他沒被邀請

1123
01:06:04,339 --> 01:06:07,009
你沒被邀請卻不請自來?

1124
01:06:07,009 --> 01:06:09,678
是不是? -新來的一定愛上妳

1125
01:06:09,678 --> 01:06:11,305
阿帕 -並沒有

1126
01:06:11,305 --> 01:06:12,973
我很會看人 -他沒有

1127
01:06:12,973 --> 01:06:13,891
你是誰?

1128
01:06:13,891 --> 01:06:16,143
問得好,新來的 -我不是新來的

1129
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,730
{\an8}我是帕維特普拉哈卡,這半年來...

1130
01:06:19,730 --> 01:06:21,815
才半年?連他都有手錶?

1131
01:06:21,815 --> 01:06:22,733
對啊

1132
01:06:22,733 --> 01:06:24,776
當蜘蛛人超簡單

1133
01:06:24,776 --> 01:06:25,986
我起床,不必健身

1134
01:06:25,986 --> 01:06:28,197
我天生是猛男,但不想當大隻佬

1135
01:06:28,197 --> 01:06:30,324
不必整理頭髮就超有型

1136
01:06:30,324 --> 01:06:31,909
你沒用定型液?

1137
01:06:31,909 --> 01:06:33,827
只靠椰子油、禱告和好基因

1138
01:06:33,827 --> 01:06:36,705
然後盪到學校,其實根本不需要

1139
01:06:36,705 --> 01:06:38,624
打趴幾個壞蛋,餵食幾隻浪浪

1140
01:06:38,624 --> 01:06:41,043
跟我梅亞嬸嬸喝杯茶

1141
01:06:41,043 --> 01:06:43,462
我超愛“茶”茶 -你說啥?

1142
01:06:43,462 --> 01:06:46,465
“茶茶”?“茶”就是茶

1143
01:06:46,465 --> 01:06:47,758
說“茶茶”很蠢

1144
01:06:47,758 --> 01:06:50,052
我會向你要咖咖啡加奶奶精嗎?

1145
01:06:50,052 --> 01:06:51,178
真是抱歉

1146
01:06:51,178 --> 01:06:54,139
然後跟我女友嘉雅琪約會

1147
01:06:54,139 --> 01:06:56,517
她是個氣質正妹

1148
01:06:56,517 --> 01:06:58,894
妹子,今晚我想...

1149
01:06:58,894 --> 01:07:03,106
你好,辛督察,我不認識你女兒

1150
01:07:03,106 --> 01:07:07,069
而且我住在最讚的蜘蛛人城市孟巴頓

1151
01:07:07,069 --> 01:07:07,986
快速導覽

1152
01:07:07,986 --> 01:07:11,198
這裡塞車,這裡塞車,那裡也塞車

1153
01:07:11,198 --> 01:07:12,824
英國人偷走的文物都在這裡

1154
01:07:16,787 --> 01:07:18,080
你好,蜘蛛人

1155
01:07:18,080 --> 01:07:18,997
嗨 -嘿

1156
01:07:18,997 --> 01:07:20,999
不是說你 -你是說他或我或他?

1157
01:07:20,999 --> 01:07:22,835
我想他是說我 -沒錯

1158
01:07:22,835 --> 01:07:24,503
我會搞定他

1159
01:07:25,170 --> 01:07:26,255
哇,你好嗎?

1160
01:07:27,881 --> 01:07:29,758
我的能力升級了

1161
01:07:30,050 --> 01:07:32,177
我踏上一場自我修行之旅

1162
01:07:32,177 --> 01:07:33,887
然後你來到印度

1163
01:07:33,887 --> 01:07:37,432
自我修行是西方對印度的刻板印象

1164
01:07:37,432 --> 01:07:38,851
我不是那個意思

1165
01:07:38,851 --> 01:07:41,478
讓我猜,你要問我番紅花和小荳蔻

1166
01:07:41,478 --> 01:07:44,106
還有饢餅,意思是“餅餅”

1167
01:07:44,106 --> 01:07:45,816
就跟說“茶茶”一樣蠢

1168
01:07:46,066 --> 01:07:47,860
我超愛喝茶茶 -不對啦!

1169
01:07:49,236 --> 01:07:50,487
拜託

1170
01:07:50,487 --> 01:07:54,074
我們有誤解,讓我們談談

1171
01:07:54,074 --> 01:07:57,661
你讓我覺得很空虛,充滿了空洞

1172
01:07:57,661 --> 01:07:59,162
我們都有空洞

1173
01:07:59,955 --> 01:08:02,749
但我找到填補空洞的東西

1174
01:08:03,041 --> 01:08:04,126
更多空洞

1175
01:08:04,126 --> 01:08:05,919
這一點都不合理!

1176
01:08:05,919 --> 01:08:07,004
等著瞧

1177
01:08:07,004 --> 01:08:09,089
我沒事

1178
01:08:09,089 --> 01:08:10,591
安啦 -誰鳥你?

1179
01:08:10,591 --> 01:08:12,676
你們真像一對小情侶在鬥嘴

1180
01:08:12,676 --> 01:08:14,094
斑點得到更多的洞

1181
01:08:14,094 --> 01:08:15,137
他們會不會修成正果?

1182
01:08:15,137 --> 01:08:16,430
就會所向無敵!

1183
01:08:16,430 --> 01:08:18,223
不能讓他去... -超煉金?

1184
01:08:18,223 --> 01:08:19,140
瞧

1185
01:08:19,140 --> 01:08:20,809
你們怎麼能專心?

1186
01:08:22,227 --> 01:08:24,020
他知道霍比的事嗎?

1187
01:08:24,020 --> 01:08:27,482
我該知道什麼? -看來他不知道

1188
01:08:29,984 --> 01:08:30,819
噗

1189
01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:35,823
快給我滾,慢走不送

1190
01:08:36,950 --> 01:08:39,912
麻煩請打開這層透明屏障

1191
01:08:39,912 --> 01:08:41,997
粒子對撞機啟動後才能打開

1192
01:08:41,997 --> 01:08:43,540
粒子對撞機?

1193
01:08:43,540 --> 01:08:44,917
噢,慘了

1194
01:08:47,252 --> 01:08:49,462
你得住手! -你犯了大錯!

1195
01:08:49,462 --> 01:08:53,133
我不會只是一個免洗反派

1196
01:08:53,133 --> 01:08:56,886
對不起好嗎?你是超級大反派

1197
01:08:56,886 --> 01:08:59,389
還不是 -啟動粒子對撞機

1198
01:09:00,015 --> 01:09:00,849
不!

1199
01:09:04,645 --> 01:09:05,479
(啟動中)

1200
01:09:06,604 --> 01:09:08,064
現在怎樣?

1201
01:09:08,064 --> 01:09:09,024
好得很

1202
01:09:09,024 --> 01:09:10,484
誰有好點子?

1203
01:09:10,484 --> 01:09:12,653
我有超多點子,但我拿他沒轍

1204
01:09:13,319 --> 01:09:14,488
退後

1205
01:09:14,488 --> 01:09:16,365
我在練一種新能力

1206
01:09:28,210 --> 01:09:29,962
這通常要多久?

1207
01:09:29,962 --> 01:09:31,129
等我一下

1208
01:09:31,129 --> 01:09:33,549
你要我們傻傻站在這裡?

1209
01:09:33,549 --> 01:09:35,300
你是在充電...?

1210
01:09:35,300 --> 01:09:37,344
我在吸電然後再電擊

1211
01:09:37,344 --> 01:09:39,638
看起來像在充電 -這種能力叫什麼?

1212
01:09:39,638 --> 01:09:42,599
等我打破這東東再問問題

1213
01:09:42,890 --> 01:09:44,142
讓我出大招!

1214
01:09:44,142 --> 01:09:45,394
喂!

1215
01:09:58,073 --> 01:10:00,075
霍比! -好兄弟!

1216
01:10:00,075 --> 01:10:00,993
霍比?

1217
01:10:00,993 --> 01:10:04,413
又來一個,我超愛不同的你們

1218
01:10:04,413 --> 01:10:06,623
超Man喔,阿帕!很接地氣!

1219
01:10:06,623 --> 01:10:08,125
他說什麼?

1220
01:10:08,125 --> 01:10:11,336
他的意思是“我們是超級好麻吉”

1221
01:10:11,336 --> 01:10:12,921
他是來自1610的少年?

1222
01:10:12,921 --> 01:10:14,256
妳聽得懂這傢伙?

1223
01:10:14,256 --> 01:10:16,008
霍比,多謝打破屏障!

1224
01:10:16,008 --> 01:10:17,384
是我先弄鬆的

1225
01:10:17,384 --> 01:10:19,887
貼心建議,用手掌別只用手指

1226
01:10:21,180 --> 01:10:23,390
你的蜘蛛裝是怎樣?腋下流血?

1227
01:10:23,390 --> 01:10:24,641
這是邁爾斯,這是霍比

1228
01:10:24,641 --> 01:10:27,853
嗨,我很少聽到關提起你

1229
01:10:27,853 --> 01:10:30,063
我是霍比,霍比布朗

1230
01:10:30,063 --> 01:10:31,190
我被一隻...

1231
01:10:31,190 --> 01:10:32,733
你們都瞭?對吧?

1232
01:10:32,733 --> 01:10:36,028
我這三年是獨一無二的...等等

1233
01:10:36,028 --> 01:10:38,488
我才不會洩漏身分,別肖想了

1234
01:10:38,488 --> 01:10:41,658
我沒在玩樂團就是在遊行抗議

1235
01:10:41,658 --> 01:10:44,870
在街頭進行政治行為藝術表演

1236
01:10:44,870 --> 01:10:47,289
或是跟好麻吉在酒館打屁

1237
01:10:47,289 --> 01:10:49,541
我不是好榜樣,當過模特兒

1238
01:10:49,541 --> 01:10:52,461
我討厭總統、首相和標籤

1239
01:10:52,461 --> 01:10:54,588
我不是英雄,因為自稱英雄

1240
01:10:54,588 --> 01:10:58,091
就是自我造神的自戀獨裁者,拜託

1241
01:10:58,091 --> 01:10:59,301
我以為你討厭標籤

1242
01:10:59,593 --> 01:11:01,345
關妹,妳把套頭衫放我家

1243
01:11:01,345 --> 01:11:03,388
套頭衫? -就是毛衣

1244
01:11:03,388 --> 01:11:06,308
妳有幾件毛衣? -那不是我的

1245
01:11:06,308 --> 01:11:08,060
還有妳的牙刷 -什麼?

1246
01:11:09,144 --> 01:11:10,395
妳穿我的球鞋?

1247
01:11:12,898 --> 01:11:14,274
你們這團隊很強

1248
01:11:14,274 --> 01:11:16,652
我不相信團隊 -你不是在玩樂團?

1249
01:11:16,652 --> 01:11:18,779
我不喜歡一成不變

1250
01:11:18,779 --> 01:11:20,489
我會被這傢伙煩死

1251
01:11:22,157 --> 01:11:24,326
這對我們都好,蜘蛛人

1252
01:11:25,285 --> 01:11:28,497
我們終於可以完全發揮潛力

1253
01:11:28,497 --> 01:11:30,707
你會有個棋逢敵手的死對頭

1254
01:11:30,707 --> 01:11:32,751
我不會只是個笑話!

1255
01:11:42,511 --> 01:11:43,762
你不是個笑話!

1256
01:11:43,762 --> 01:11:44,847
對吧? -沒錯

1257
01:11:44,847 --> 01:11:47,099
一點都不好笑 -我不看喜劇片

1258
01:11:47,724 --> 01:11:48,851
開玩笑的!

1259
01:11:48,851 --> 01:11:51,186
瞧?沒人覺得你是笑話!

1260
01:11:51,186 --> 01:11:52,604
再也不會了

1261
01:11:52,980 --> 01:11:53,814
不要!

1262
01:11:59,736 --> 01:12:02,489
又完成一個簡單的蜘蛛人任務

1263
01:12:21,258 --> 01:12:22,593
我來了!

1264
01:12:32,436 --> 01:12:33,812
那是什麼?

1265
01:12:36,565 --> 01:12:37,941
我們的未來

1266
01:12:40,110 --> 01:12:42,154
我要奪走你的一切

1267
01:12:42,905 --> 01:12:44,448
就像你奪走我的一切

1268
01:12:46,408 --> 01:12:47,576
什麼?

1269
01:12:47,576 --> 01:12:51,205
回家見,蜘蛛人

1270
01:12:54,958 --> 01:12:56,793
邁爾斯!

1271
01:12:56,793 --> 01:12:58,712
沒事吧?我們得閃了

1272
01:12:58,712 --> 01:13:00,672
喂,快離開...

1273
01:13:05,511 --> 01:13:07,346
大夥兒,快走

1274
01:13:20,651 --> 01:13:23,779
我們去疏散人群,你去擋住大樓

1275
01:13:23,779 --> 01:13:26,073
我這就去,但不是因為你叫我去

1276
01:13:34,206 --> 01:13:35,499
大家快跑!

1277
01:13:46,468 --> 01:13:48,470
(啪!)

1278
01:13:53,141 --> 01:13:54,434
小心! -我的寶寶

1279
01:14:30,470 --> 01:14:31,305
{\an8}嘉雅琪!

1280
01:14:32,723 --> 01:14:34,349
嘉雅琪,不!

1281
01:14:43,984 --> 01:14:45,027
關,小心

1282
01:14:45,027 --> 01:14:47,029
數據顯示即將發生正史事件

1283
01:14:47,029 --> 01:14:48,405
小心行事

1284
01:14:49,031 --> 01:14:50,282
我會搞定的

1285
01:14:51,575 --> 01:14:53,202
救救我!

1286
01:14:53,202 --> 01:14:55,120
快跑!這邊! -救命!

1287
01:14:55,120 --> 01:14:57,456
“別怕,我來了!”

1288
01:15:01,293 --> 01:15:02,461
辛督察!

1289
01:15:08,800 --> 01:15:10,177
我可以都救!

1290
01:15:14,181 --> 01:15:16,183
我去救他 -邁爾斯!

1291
01:15:16,183 --> 01:15:18,519
安啦,我會盪過去救人

1292
01:15:18,519 --> 01:15:21,021
太危險了 -我不會有事,我保證

1293
01:15:21,021 --> 01:15:22,356
邁爾斯!

1294
01:15:33,909 --> 01:15:34,743
邁爾斯!

1295
01:15:38,539 --> 01:15:40,999
不!不要

1296
01:15:51,677 --> 01:15:52,928
你沒事

1297
01:15:53,387 --> 01:15:54,638
我保證過

1298
01:16:00,811 --> 01:16:02,437
妳沒事吧?我好擔心

1299
01:16:02,437 --> 01:16:03,605
我是說...

1300
01:16:03,605 --> 01:16:06,984
妳是個我不認識的好女孩

1301
01:16:07,359 --> 01:16:08,861
爸爸? -嘉雅琪

1302
01:16:11,572 --> 01:16:12,573
爸爸

1303
01:16:13,949 --> 01:16:15,409
不錯吧?

1304
01:16:16,869 --> 01:16:18,704
(正史事件 被干擾)

1305
01:16:19,371 --> 01:16:20,372
是啊

1306
01:16:22,082 --> 01:16:24,334
我沒看過他這麼激動

1307
01:16:24,334 --> 01:16:25,460
幹得好

1308
01:16:36,263 --> 01:16:40,184
好樣的,邁爾斯!好兄弟!

1309
01:16:43,020 --> 01:16:44,104
簡單啦

1310
01:16:51,987 --> 01:16:53,906
妳覺得怎樣?

1311
01:16:54,615 --> 01:16:56,241
我一直都知道

1312
01:16:56,909 --> 01:16:58,493
你真的很棒

1313
01:16:59,453 --> 01:17:01,997
我們合作無間

1314
01:17:01,997 --> 01:17:02,915
對吧?

1315
01:17:03,957 --> 01:17:05,042
是啊

1316
01:17:11,215 --> 01:17:12,966
大夥兒,那是什麼?

1317
01:17:14,176 --> 01:17:15,928
資本主義崩解的比喻

1318
01:17:18,180 --> 01:17:19,473
比那更糟糕

1319
01:17:26,271 --> 01:17:30,442
封鎖現場,疏散市民,堵住這個量子洞

1320
01:17:30,442 --> 01:17:32,819
我是邁爾斯,我們見過面

1321
01:17:32,819 --> 01:17:35,906
當時我隱形 -我知道你是誰

1322
01:17:38,867 --> 01:17:40,911
一切都不會有事吧?

1323
01:17:49,503 --> 01:17:51,046
讓我解釋

1324
01:17:51,046 --> 01:17:52,881
米蓋爾要妳回總部

1325
01:17:52,881 --> 01:17:55,175
邁爾斯正要走 -全都給我來

1326
01:17:55,175 --> 01:17:56,969
我不服從命令,他也不會

1327
01:17:56,969 --> 01:17:58,720
我可以去總部?

1328
01:18:01,056 --> 01:18:02,933
(《邁爾斯摩拉斯:蜘蛛人》)

1329
01:18:14,069 --> 01:18:16,029
你脫掉面具怎麼還更酷?

1330
01:18:16,530 --> 01:18:18,323
我隨時都很酷

1331
01:18:31,879 --> 01:18:34,631
{\an8}(紐約 地球928)

1332
01:18:34,631 --> 01:18:36,592
嘿,這邊

1333
01:18:42,389 --> 01:18:44,683
喲,這地方超狂的

1334
01:18:44,683 --> 01:18:46,351
找到斑點嗎? -我問問看

1335
01:18:46,351 --> 01:18:47,728
(英國蜘蛛人 地球835)

1336
01:18:47,728 --> 01:18:49,229
有人發現斑點嗎?

1337
01:18:49,229 --> 01:18:51,899
真搞笑,誰還有笑話? -我還有

1338
01:18:56,278 --> 01:18:57,988
真是難以置信

1339
01:18:57,988 --> 01:18:59,740
這裡是大廳

1340
01:19:00,657 --> 01:19:04,036
歡迎來到蜘蛛人聯盟

1341
01:19:13,420 --> 01:19:14,880
很浮誇,對吧?

1342
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:17,508
我以為只是一個菁英團隊

1343
01:19:17,508 --> 01:19:19,801
大部分都是兼職的

1344
01:19:20,844 --> 01:19:24,556
關妹,這地方妳跟他說了多少?

1345
01:19:24,556 --> 01:19:25,641
不太多

1346
01:19:27,392 --> 01:19:28,602
也許不夠多

1347
01:19:28,602 --> 01:19:29,520
拿去

1348
01:19:30,562 --> 01:19:31,772
我的專屬手錶?

1349
01:19:31,772 --> 01:19:33,065
只是一日通行證

1350
01:19:33,065 --> 01:19:34,650
以免你會...

1351
01:19:35,859 --> 01:19:37,152
那樣

1352
01:19:38,445 --> 01:19:40,030
嘿,關 -嘿,彼得

1353
01:19:40,697 --> 01:19:41,823
嘿,我是邁爾斯

1354
01:19:41,823 --> 01:19:43,534
嘿,關 -嘿,彼得們

1355
01:19:43,534 --> 01:19:44,618
我是新來的

1356
01:19:44,618 --> 01:19:47,746
{\an8}彼得車,去傳送甲板處理斑點之亂

1357
01:19:47,746 --> 01:19:49,206
{\an8}(彼得帕克車 地球53931)

1358
01:19:49,206 --> 01:19:52,543
這不是斑點之亂,而是成功之本

1359
01:19:52,543 --> 01:19:53,460
班,我需要...

1360
01:19:53,460 --> 01:19:55,045
(班萊利 緋紅蜘蛛人 地球94)

1361
01:19:55,045 --> 01:19:57,381
我正在回憶過去,沒空說話

1362
01:19:57,381 --> 01:19:59,633
你真的是越幫越忙

1363
01:20:00,551 --> 01:20:02,886
那是一段痛苦的回憶

1364
01:20:02,886 --> 01:20:04,096
他還好吧?

1365
01:20:04,596 --> 01:20:06,807
{\an8}你好,我是蛛絲甩蕩者

1366
01:20:06,807 --> 01:20:08,934
這匹馬幹嘛要戴面具?

1367
01:20:08,934 --> 01:20:10,394
遮住牠的臉啊

1368
01:20:10,394 --> 01:20:11,979
駕!

1369
01:20:13,230 --> 01:20:15,148
雷射籠子關的是誰?

1370
01:20:15,148 --> 01:20:17,484
變異體,去錯宇宙的傢伙

1371
01:20:17,484 --> 01:20:19,069
打掛他們,送他們回家

1372
01:20:19,069 --> 01:20:20,320
他們不是很有趣

1373
01:20:20,320 --> 01:20:22,739
有一堆八爪博士 -那很有趣

1374
01:20:22,739 --> 01:20:24,116
一個駝鹿神秘客

1375
01:20:24,116 --> 01:20:27,244
神秘客女士,電玩人 -我愛打電玩

1376
01:20:27,244 --> 01:20:28,412
(失眠蜘蛛人 地球1048)

1377
01:20:28,412 --> 01:20:29,663
另一個電玩人 -妳在跟我說話?

1378
01:20:29,663 --> 01:20:30,873
字母哥

1379
01:20:30,873 --> 01:20:32,875
去死吧,蜘蛛人!

1380
01:20:32,875 --> 01:20:33,792
{\an8}好粗魯喔

1381
01:20:33,792 --> 01:20:34,918
有趣的獵人克萊文

1382
01:20:34,918 --> 01:20:36,420
無趣的犀牛人

1383
01:20:36,420 --> 01:20:37,546
一個潛行者

1384
01:20:37,546 --> 01:20:39,548
潛行者? -不是你那個

1385
01:20:40,716 --> 01:20:41,884
嘿

1386
01:20:42,718 --> 01:20:43,886
嘿

1387
01:20:46,680 --> 01:20:48,390
盯著人看沒禮貌

1388
01:20:48,390 --> 01:20:49,892
是我抓到他 -是我自己滑倒

1389
01:20:49,892 --> 01:20:51,560
都是我在出力

1390
01:20:51,560 --> 01:20:53,270
你們一起出過幾次任務?

1391
01:20:53,270 --> 01:20:54,855
不多啦 -幾十次吧

1392
01:20:54,855 --> 01:20:55,981
酷斃了

1393
01:20:55,981 --> 01:20:56,899
{\an8}抱歉

1394
01:20:56,899 --> 01:20:59,109
{\an8}(瑪歌凱斯 蜘蛛字節 地球22191)

1395
01:20:59,109 --> 01:21:00,444
{\an8}我是蜘蛛人

1396
01:21:00,444 --> 01:21:02,529
{\an8}不會吧,我們都是喔

1397
01:21:02,529 --> 01:21:03,697
繼續走吧

1398
01:21:03,697 --> 01:21:05,616
哇咧,妳是什麼?

1399
01:21:05,616 --> 01:21:07,117
我是個分身

1400
01:21:07,117 --> 01:21:10,579
本尊在爸媽的宇宙,邊吃奇多邊打電玩

1401
01:21:10,579 --> 01:21:13,707
我不知道妳在說啥 -因為你都不聽

1402
01:21:13,707 --> 01:21:15,209
這裡比較好

1403
01:21:15,209 --> 01:21:16,710
沒錯

1404
01:21:18,837 --> 01:21:19,922
那能做什麼?

1405
01:21:19,922 --> 01:21:21,548
除了名字很遜?

1406
01:21:21,548 --> 01:21:23,509
返家機 -很遜吧?

1407
01:21:23,509 --> 01:21:24,801
我否決這名字

1408
01:21:24,801 --> 01:21:27,804
它能偵測你的基因來自哪個宇宙

1409
01:21:27,804 --> 01:21:29,181
然後送你回去

1410
01:21:29,473 --> 01:21:31,725
超人道又不可怕

1411
01:21:33,018 --> 01:21:35,145
掰了,別再回來

1412
01:21:36,980 --> 01:21:39,191
我們該走了,別讓老大久等

1413
01:21:39,191 --> 01:21:40,651
回頭見 -走吧

1414
01:21:40,651 --> 01:21:42,819
祝好運囉 -好喔,掰!

1415
01:21:42,819 --> 01:21:44,154
米蓋爾又餓又氣

1416
01:21:44,154 --> 01:21:46,198
他愛吃員工餐廳的拉丁餡餅

1417
01:21:46,615 --> 01:21:48,200
別問我為什麼

1418
01:21:49,576 --> 01:21:51,828
我是米蓋爾歐哈拉

1419
01:21:53,664 --> 01:21:56,458
這個宇宙獨一無二的蜘蛛人

1420
01:21:58,585 --> 01:22:00,170
至少曾經是

1421
01:22:03,423 --> 01:22:05,634
但我和其他人不一樣

1422
01:22:07,553 --> 01:22:10,430
我不一定喜歡我必須做的事

1423
01:22:10,973 --> 01:22:13,392
但我知道只有我做得到

1424
01:22:14,768 --> 01:22:17,521
我犧牲了太多不能罷手

1425
01:22:19,815 --> 01:22:21,066
哇塞,喲

1426
01:22:22,442 --> 01:22:23,986
我打賭這沒啥功能

1427
01:22:23,986 --> 01:22:26,488
被你扯出來之前也許有

1428
01:22:26,488 --> 01:22:27,948
這是政治宣傳

1429
01:22:27,948 --> 01:22:30,200
不讓你看到真相

1430
01:22:30,200 --> 01:22:31,368
真相是什麼?

1431
01:22:31,368 --> 01:22:33,287
{\an8}我才不史酷比,他們就想這樣

1432
01:22:33,287 --> 01:22:34,538
{\an8}(史酷比 意指告密
-小編按)

1433
01:22:39,209 --> 01:22:42,337
你幹嘛想加入他們? -拿到手錶

1434
01:22:42,337 --> 01:22:44,089
自己做啊

1435
01:22:44,673 --> 01:22:47,092
你的家庭真可愛,父母都慈祥?

1436
01:22:47,092 --> 01:22:48,635
還好啦

1437
01:22:48,635 --> 01:22:50,971
我們吵了一架

1438
01:22:51,346 --> 01:22:53,849
但他們是為我好,所以...

1439
01:22:53,849 --> 01:22:55,392
有夠可惜

1440
01:22:55,392 --> 01:22:56,727
為什麼?

1441
01:22:57,728 --> 01:23:00,022
你還沒嚐盡人情冷暖

1442
01:23:01,023 --> 01:23:03,901
我們這次做到了 -對啊

1443
01:23:08,614 --> 01:23:10,115
妳很棒

1444
01:23:11,700 --> 01:23:15,746
聽我說,當蜘蛛人就是要獨立自主

1445
01:23:15,746 --> 01:23:17,664
凡事自己來,不需要這一切

1446
01:23:17,664 --> 01:23:20,959
你幹嘛來? -只是來找鼓手

1447
01:23:20,959 --> 01:23:22,753
我想加入樂團

1448
01:23:22,753 --> 01:23:26,465
我想見我朋友,所以需要手錶

1449
01:23:26,465 --> 01:23:27,883
你們別吵了

1450
01:23:27,883 --> 01:23:29,510
好啦,不吵了

1451
01:23:30,969 --> 01:23:33,805
沒搞清楚狀況前先別加入

1452
01:23:56,578 --> 01:23:58,497
我知道下降得很慢

1453
01:23:58,497 --> 01:24:00,374
但他就愛來這一套

1454
01:24:01,458 --> 01:24:05,045
米蓋爾歐哈拉,這是邁爾斯摩拉斯

1455
01:24:07,089 --> 01:24:08,507
我會說西班牙語

1456
01:24:17,599 --> 01:24:20,269
我準備要加入了 -太好了

1457
01:24:20,269 --> 01:24:22,271
我有辦法抓到斑點 -哇

1458
01:24:22,271 --> 01:24:24,773
他只想被認真看待,跟我們一樣

1459
01:24:24,773 --> 01:24:25,732
哇咧!

1460
01:24:25,732 --> 01:24:28,569
他在擔心斑點,我會搞定他

1461
01:24:28,569 --> 01:24:29,695
我做了什麼?

1462
01:24:29,695 --> 01:24:31,572
米蓋爾,不是他的錯

1463
01:24:31,572 --> 01:24:32,781
我的錯?等等

1464
01:24:32,781 --> 01:24:34,700
你又在多重宇宙弄出一個洞!

1465
01:24:34,700 --> 01:24:37,703
他又不知道 -我不知道什麼?

1466
01:24:37,703 --> 01:24:38,704
但是妳知道,關

1467
01:24:39,997 --> 01:24:42,791
至於你,我要盡量不理你

1468
01:24:42,791 --> 01:24:45,002
我受夠了 -我不在這裡

1469
01:24:45,752 --> 01:24:46,837
或是這裡

1470
01:24:46,837 --> 01:24:47,880
怎麼回事?

1471
01:24:47,880 --> 01:24:51,967
米蓋爾,拜託,別對他太嚴苛

1472
01:24:51,967 --> 01:24:54,595
他的老師太爛

1473
01:24:55,554 --> 01:24:57,014
什麼都沒學到

1474
01:24:57,014 --> 01:24:58,849
彼得! -太好了

1475
01:24:58,849 --> 01:25:01,393
遜咖奶爸蜘蛛人來了

1476
01:25:01,393 --> 01:25:02,769
邁爾斯! -老兄!

1477
01:25:02,769 --> 01:25:06,690
別被我朋友米蓋爾嚇到,他面惡心善

1478
01:25:06,690 --> 01:25:07,608
彼得

1479
01:25:07,608 --> 01:25:09,234
你轉大人了,帥喔

1480
01:25:09,234 --> 01:25:11,278
你看起來很穩重

1481
01:25:11,278 --> 01:25:12,738
“穩重”是啥意思?

1482
01:25:12,738 --> 01:25:15,199
是怎樣?你的腋下流血?

1483
01:25:15,199 --> 01:25:17,659
別擔心,我們會給你一套新的

1484
01:25:17,659 --> 01:25:19,328
彼得,你得告訴他們...

1485
01:25:19,328 --> 01:25:20,954
等等,那是什麼?

1486
01:25:20,954 --> 01:25:21,872
梅黛!

1487
01:25:21,872 --> 01:25:23,290
你有寶寶了! -我有了小孩

1488
01:25:23,290 --> 01:25:24,374
太誇張了

1489
01:25:24,374 --> 01:25:26,752
別忘了一日通行證,寶貝

1490
01:25:26,752 --> 01:25:29,505
你也有喔,原來有大人用的

1491
01:25:29,505 --> 01:25:30,881
等我一下,梅黛

1492
01:25:30,881 --> 01:25:32,799
這小鬼是破壞王

1493
01:25:32,799 --> 01:25:35,385
我來抓妳囉,我來囉

1494
01:25:35,385 --> 01:25:37,804
別動,抓到了

1495
01:25:38,096 --> 01:25:40,557
我不該給她蜘蛛絲發射器

1496
01:25:40,557 --> 01:25:42,684
真是不應該,我犯了大錯

1497
01:25:43,602 --> 01:25:45,687
想看照片嗎? -她就在那兒

1498
01:25:45,687 --> 01:25:47,898
看看這張 -好多照片喔

1499
01:25:47,898 --> 01:25:49,441
她超可愛的

1500
01:25:49,441 --> 01:25:52,194
她在扮鬼臉,她在裝生氣

1501
01:25:52,194 --> 01:25:54,196
她在搞嚴肅

1502
01:25:54,196 --> 01:25:56,698
看喔,這張超爆笑

1503
01:25:56,698 --> 01:25:59,868
米蓋爾會笑死,快來看

1504
01:25:59,868 --> 01:26:01,954
我正在討論嚴肅話題

1505
01:26:01,954 --> 01:26:05,040
你是唯一不搞笑的蜘蛛人,大家都很幽默

1506
01:26:05,040 --> 01:26:06,708
多重宇宙的命運...

1507
01:26:06,708 --> 01:26:08,252
我每次都有聽沒懂

1508
01:26:08,252 --> 01:26:12,923
你每次說這句話,我就馬上腦死

1509
01:26:13,882 --> 01:26:15,801
聞到嗎?梅黛便便了

1510
01:26:15,801 --> 01:26:18,136
她是帕克家人,吃酪梨就會這樣

1511
01:26:18,136 --> 01:26:20,639
邁爾斯,你破壞了正史事件

1512
01:26:20,639 --> 01:26:22,975
正史事件? -他沒想清楚

1513
01:26:22,975 --> 01:26:24,309
他都不用大腦

1514
01:26:24,309 --> 01:26:25,352
那很傷人耶

1515
01:26:25,352 --> 01:26:28,063
對體制拉屎,我向妳致敬

1516
01:26:28,063 --> 01:26:30,649
你在氣什麼?我救了那些人

1517
01:26:30,983 --> 01:26:32,901
那就是問題

1518
01:26:34,278 --> 01:26:35,696
萊拉,秀給他看

1519
01:26:35,696 --> 01:26:37,030
啥?看什麼?

1520
01:26:37,030 --> 01:26:40,117
什麼意思?解釋劇情的東東啊

1521
01:26:40,117 --> 01:26:41,201
好吧

1522
01:26:47,583 --> 01:26:49,293
這是什麼?

1523
01:26:49,751 --> 01:26:52,296
這是所有的一切

1524
01:26:57,885 --> 01:26:59,761
你能說得更具體嗎?

1525
01:26:59,761 --> 01:27:02,097
你能閉嘴嗎?

1526
01:27:02,097 --> 01:27:05,309
好啦... -這些是...

1527
01:27:06,476 --> 01:27:08,395
每一個蜘蛛人

1528
01:27:08,395 --> 01:27:11,607
我們的人生交織在一起

1529
01:27:11,607 --> 01:27:14,776
美麗的命運大網

1530
01:27:15,777 --> 01:27:18,697
蜘蛛宇宙

1531
01:27:18,697 --> 01:27:20,073
這名字...

1532
01:27:20,073 --> 01:27:21,325
超蠢的

1533
01:27:21,909 --> 01:27:23,785
類蜘蛛人形複合多重宇宙

1534
01:27:25,204 --> 01:27:26,788
那聽起來...

1535
01:27:26,788 --> 01:27:28,373
也很蠢

1536
01:27:29,458 --> 01:27:32,127
這些支線匯集的節點呢?

1537
01:27:32,961 --> 01:27:34,713
那些是正史

1538
01:27:34,713 --> 01:27:39,468
每一個蜘蛛人的故事都有的章節

1539
01:27:39,927 --> 01:27:41,345
有些有好結局

1540
01:27:42,513 --> 01:27:43,805
有些有壞結局

1541
01:27:45,933 --> 01:27:47,017
有些結局很悲慘

1542
01:27:55,108 --> 01:27:56,610
繼續加油

1543
01:27:56,902 --> 01:27:58,612
亞倫叔

1544
01:27:58,612 --> 01:28:00,113
這一個

1545
01:28:00,113 --> 01:28:02,616
驚奇蜘蛛人90事件

1546
01:28:02,616 --> 01:28:05,285
一名紐約市警局大隊長

1547
01:28:05,285 --> 01:28:09,706
在蜘蛛人和死對頭展開大戰時不幸死亡

1548
01:28:10,082 --> 01:28:11,792
史黛西大隊長...

1549
01:28:12,459 --> 01:28:14,169
真是對不起

1550
01:28:24,805 --> 01:28:26,056
不

1551
01:28:37,067 --> 01:28:39,069
那發生在你身上?

1552
01:28:40,612 --> 01:28:42,447
還有我

1553
01:28:45,826 --> 01:28:47,661
對啊,不然咧?

1554
01:28:48,120 --> 01:28:50,956
故事的情節就應該是這樣

1555
01:28:51,582 --> 01:28:56,336
正史事件將我們的人生連結在一起

1556
01:28:56,712 --> 01:28:59,673
但這些連結可以被切斷

1557
01:29:00,632 --> 01:29:02,968
所以變異體

1558
01:29:03,719 --> 01:29:05,637
才會這麼危險

1559
01:29:06,054 --> 01:29:08,807
辛督察的死是正史事件

1560
01:29:08,807 --> 01:29:13,437
你不該在那裡,更不該救他

1561
01:29:14,021 --> 01:29:15,939
所以關才想要阻止你

1562
01:29:15,939 --> 01:29:16,940
邁爾斯!

1563
01:29:16,940 --> 01:29:19,193
我以為妳想要救我

1564
01:29:20,819 --> 01:29:22,738
我是啊,我...

1565
01:29:23,655 --> 01:29:25,324
我想要兩者兼顧

1566
01:29:25,908 --> 01:29:30,454
邁爾斯,因為你改寫了故事

1567
01:29:30,454 --> 01:29:33,165
帕維特的宇宙正在崩解

1568
01:29:33,832 --> 01:29:36,418
幸運的話還能阻止它發生

1569
01:29:38,253 --> 01:29:39,671
並不是每次都很幸運

1570
01:29:39,671 --> 01:29:42,007
不是我的錯,是斑點的錯

1571
01:29:42,007 --> 01:29:45,260
只要改寫正史就會發生這種事

1572
01:29:47,137 --> 01:29:48,514
你怎麼知道?

1573
01:29:49,097 --> 01:29:51,725
因為我改寫過一次

1574
01:29:52,184 --> 01:29:57,481
我發現一個我有家庭又很快樂的宇宙

1575
01:29:58,357 --> 01:30:00,734
至少是另一個版本的我

1576
01:30:01,777 --> 01:30:04,029
{\an8}那個版本的我被殺死

1577
01:30:04,029 --> 01:30:05,155
{\an8}(砰!)

1578
01:30:09,618 --> 01:30:11,286
於是我就取代他

1579
01:30:14,373 --> 01:30:16,250
我以為無傷大雅

1580
01:30:19,795 --> 01:30:21,380
但是我錯了

1581
01:30:30,222 --> 01:30:31,932
爸爸?爸

1582
01:30:31,932 --> 01:30:33,016
爸,不!

1583
01:30:38,105 --> 01:30:39,648
對吧,彼得?

1584
01:30:40,607 --> 01:30:42,025
沒錯

1585
01:30:42,025 --> 01:30:45,362
改寫越多正史,拯救越多大隊長

1586
01:30:47,531 --> 01:30:50,158
我們就可能會失去一切

1587
01:31:01,670 --> 01:31:03,922
我爸就快升為大隊長

1588
01:31:13,182 --> 01:31:14,183
不

1589
01:31:16,727 --> 01:31:18,395
我要奪走你的一切

1590
01:31:20,772 --> 01:31:22,316
就像你奪走我的一切

1591
01:31:22,316 --> 01:31:23,609
我來了!

1592
01:31:27,946 --> 01:31:29,489
是斑點造成的

1593
01:31:31,116 --> 01:31:32,868
他害死他

1594
01:31:38,707 --> 01:31:41,043
何時會發生?

1595
01:31:44,379 --> 01:31:46,965
幾時會發生? -兩天後

1596
01:31:47,674 --> 01:31:49,426
他宣誓就職那天

1597
01:31:50,093 --> 01:31:52,179
模型是這麼預測的

1598
01:31:54,097 --> 01:31:55,390
很遺憾,邁爾斯

1599
01:31:55,390 --> 01:31:56,767
送我回家

1600
01:31:57,267 --> 01:31:59,937
辦不到,現在不行

1601
01:31:59,937 --> 01:32:02,105
我該怎麼辦?讓他送死?

1602
01:32:06,527 --> 01:32:08,237
妳爸呢?

1603
01:32:08,237 --> 01:32:10,280
他也是大隊長,對吧?

1604
01:32:12,366 --> 01:32:13,575
對

1605
01:32:13,575 --> 01:32:15,160
就這樣?

1606
01:32:15,160 --> 01:32:17,412
妳不會設法救他

1607
01:32:19,706 --> 01:32:21,500
好吧,那班叔呢?

1608
01:32:21,500 --> 01:32:25,754
你明知道他會死卻不救他?

1609
01:32:26,338 --> 01:32:28,674
如果不是因為班叔

1610
01:32:28,674 --> 01:32:31,718
我們很多人根本不會在這裡

1611
01:32:32,427 --> 01:32:35,013
我們做的那麼多好事

1612
01:32:35,013 --> 01:32:37,224
全都不會發生

1613
01:32:39,977 --> 01:32:42,437
所以就應該讓那些人死

1614
01:32:42,437 --> 01:32:45,816
就因為人工智慧說那應該發生?

1615
01:32:45,816 --> 01:32:49,027
你知道那有多扯吧?

1616
01:32:49,027 --> 01:32:51,738
你可以選擇只救一個人

1617
01:32:51,738 --> 01:32:54,908
或是拯救整個宇宙,每個宇宙

1618
01:32:54,908 --> 01:32:57,286
我可以都救!蜘蛛人每次都能...

1619
01:32:57,286 --> 01:32:59,329
不是每一次

1620
01:33:02,207 --> 01:33:05,377
我們都想過我們希望擁有的人生

1621
01:33:05,961 --> 01:33:08,463
相信我,我嘗試過

1622
01:33:08,463 --> 01:33:12,593
我越努力嘗試,造成的損害越多

1623
01:33:13,969 --> 01:33:15,888
你不能兩全其美,小鬼

1624
01:33:20,017 --> 01:33:22,519
當蜘蛛人是一種犧牲

1625
01:33:22,936 --> 01:33:24,313
那是我們的職責

1626
01:33:24,313 --> 01:33:26,148
這是你做的承諾

1627
01:33:27,065 --> 01:33:28,275
邁爾斯

1628
01:33:30,569 --> 01:33:31,445
潘妮?

1629
01:33:33,071 --> 01:33:34,114
這算什麼?

1630
01:33:35,741 --> 01:33:37,743
你們要逼迫我就範嗎?

1631
01:33:38,535 --> 01:33:40,162
我們知道很難接受

1632
01:33:40,954 --> 01:33:42,456
但這是事實,邁爾斯

1633
01:33:42,998 --> 01:33:46,168
所以你們才會來?對我好言相勸?

1634
01:33:48,879 --> 01:33:51,256
上次奏效了,何不再來一次?

1635
01:33:51,256 --> 01:33:52,299
等一下

1636
01:33:52,299 --> 01:33:53,383
妳是對的,關

1637
01:33:53,967 --> 01:33:56,053
妳真的不該來找我

1638
01:33:56,053 --> 01:33:58,180
小鬼,聽好... -別那麼叫我

1639
01:33:58,180 --> 01:33:59,556
好樣的 -你在幫倒忙

1640
01:33:59,556 --> 01:34:00,474
很好

1641
01:34:01,266 --> 01:34:04,061
你要了解 -你不能要求我不救我爸

1642
01:34:04,603 --> 01:34:05,729
這不是要求

1643
01:34:06,480 --> 01:34:09,066
給他點時間 -太超過了

1644
01:34:09,066 --> 01:34:11,318
不要,別這樣

1645
01:34:11,318 --> 01:34:14,029
如果放他走,他會造成更多損害

1646
01:34:14,029 --> 01:34:15,531
米蓋爾,夠了 -彼得潘

1647
01:34:15,531 --> 01:34:17,533
只要關你幾天

1648
01:34:17,533 --> 01:34:19,660
很抱歉非得是這樣,小鬼

1649
01:34:19,660 --> 01:34:23,038
我說別那麼叫我!

1650
01:34:35,050 --> 01:34:35,884
邁爾斯!

1651
01:34:36,927 --> 01:34:38,011
好吧

1652
01:34:38,011 --> 01:34:40,722
抱歉囉,當家長不該這樣

1653
01:34:41,807 --> 01:34:43,642
我鄭重聲明,我退出

1654
01:34:48,522 --> 01:34:51,942
全體注意,放下一切阻止蜘蛛人

1655
01:34:52,860 --> 01:34:55,112
你嗎? -我嗎?

1656
01:34:56,780 --> 01:34:58,198
是邁爾斯!邁爾斯摩拉斯!

1657
01:34:58,198 --> 01:34:59,783
他正走進第四區!

1658
01:35:00,701 --> 01:35:01,785
(第四區)

1659
01:35:03,412 --> 01:35:04,413
那是他嗎?

1660
01:35:04,413 --> 01:35:07,332
我臉上有蜘蛛網?搞什麼?

1661
01:35:07,332 --> 01:35:10,419
邁爾斯!他就在...轉過去!

1662
01:35:10,419 --> 01:35:12,087
我啥都沒看到,老大

1663
01:35:30,606 --> 01:35:32,816
今天還可以更誇張嗎?

1664
01:35:35,694 --> 01:35:36,862
我猜可以喔

1665
01:35:44,411 --> 01:35:45,412
抱歉!

1666
01:35:49,958 --> 01:35:52,085
然後我看著我叔叔...

1667
01:35:52,085 --> 01:35:53,378
讓我猜

1668
01:35:53,378 --> 01:35:54,630
他死了?

1669
01:36:06,850 --> 01:36:08,560
數到三就噴絲

1670
01:36:08,560 --> 01:36:09,478
一...

1671
01:36:09,478 --> 01:36:10,646
你沒等數到三

1672
01:36:10,646 --> 01:36:11,980
嘿,米蓋爾!

1673
01:36:11,980 --> 01:36:14,608
幫忙拍張照,她第一次出任務

1674
01:36:15,609 --> 01:36:17,486
好耶!

1675
01:36:17,486 --> 01:36:18,737
噓!

1676
01:36:18,737 --> 01:36:19,947
噓

1677
01:36:22,658 --> 01:36:24,159
邁爾斯? -嗨

1678
01:36:24,701 --> 01:36:27,371
我是你的大粉絲 -謝啦!

1679
01:36:27,371 --> 01:36:30,791
蜘蛛人們太愛靠搞笑走跳江湖嗎?

1680
01:36:30,791 --> 01:36:32,084
瞭嗎?走跳?

1681
01:36:32,918 --> 01:36:34,586
他做的我都能做

1682
01:36:34,586 --> 01:36:36,672
可惡,我扯傷了什麼

1683
01:36:45,138 --> 01:36:46,306
你好,彼得

1684
01:37:02,865 --> 01:37:04,157
你無路可逃了

1685
01:37:12,374 --> 01:37:14,918
我錯了,大夥兒,他有路可逃

1686
01:37:23,510 --> 01:37:25,012
別再逃了!

1687
01:37:25,012 --> 01:37:28,974
那就別追我! -你很拗耶!

1688
01:37:29,474 --> 01:37:32,811
他是妳朋友,但只能阻止他

1689
01:37:32,811 --> 01:37:35,397
我的直覺告訴我... -用妳的腦袋

1690
01:37:54,249 --> 01:37:57,044
我用我超猛的肌肉困住你

1691
01:37:57,044 --> 01:37:58,128
別想亂...

1692
01:38:00,339 --> 01:38:01,256
(噹啷!)

1693
01:38:18,565 --> 01:38:19,733
邁爾斯!

1694
01:38:19,733 --> 01:38:20,817
不,放我走

1695
01:38:20,817 --> 01:38:22,569
逃跑很蠢

1696
01:38:22,569 --> 01:38:25,239
逃跑一點都不蠢!

1697
01:38:25,239 --> 01:38:26,448
我很內疚

1698
01:38:26,782 --> 01:38:27,741
很好!

1699
01:38:27,741 --> 01:38:30,744
但這就是規矩,你贏不了

1700
01:38:30,744 --> 01:38:33,455
站住,別跑那麼快

1701
01:38:33,455 --> 01:38:34,414
不!

1702
01:38:34,414 --> 01:38:35,832
想抱我的寶寶嗎?

1703
01:38:36,792 --> 01:38:39,169
啥? -先抱一下寶寶我們再聊?

1704
01:38:39,169 --> 01:38:42,339
緩和一下氣氛,這樣會充滿正能量!

1705
01:38:42,339 --> 01:38:43,423
我有滿滿正能量!

1706
01:38:43,423 --> 01:38:47,052
跟寶寶愛的抱抱會有更多!

1707
01:38:47,052 --> 01:38:49,805
你沒有跟我聊心事的權利

1708
01:38:49,805 --> 01:38:51,890
抱一下,看會怎樣嘛!

1709
01:38:53,475 --> 01:38:56,061
我是因為你才會有她

1710
01:38:57,145 --> 01:39:00,774
我覺得如果能好好撫養她

1711
01:39:00,774 --> 01:39:04,486
她就有機會成為你

1712
01:39:04,486 --> 01:39:08,490
那讓我很興奮,因為你是好人!

1713
01:39:08,490 --> 01:39:10,951
我喜歡跟你一起混!

1714
01:39:12,119 --> 01:39:14,204
你為什麼不來看我?

1715
01:39:14,997 --> 01:39:15,998
因...

1716
01:39:16,957 --> 01:39:18,292
我不能

1717
01:39:19,084 --> 01:39:21,879
我超想跟你們在一起

1718
01:39:23,839 --> 01:39:26,091
但這跟我想的不一樣

1719
01:39:26,091 --> 01:39:30,012
聽好,人生中總是會發生壞事

1720
01:39:30,012 --> 01:39:33,140
那造就了我們

1721
01:39:33,140 --> 01:39:36,643
但也會發生好事,瞭嗎?

1722
01:39:37,227 --> 01:39:39,021
像是你

1723
01:39:40,480 --> 01:39:42,399
像是她

1724
01:39:43,525 --> 01:39:44,818
嘿,我不想...

1725
01:39:44,818 --> 01:39:48,739
你超不會抱小寶寶

1726
01:39:48,739 --> 01:39:51,491
找到你了,彼得,我們正趕來

1727
01:39:51,491 --> 01:39:53,660
妳沒有找到我!完畢

1728
01:39:53,660 --> 01:39:55,329
全員出動

1729
01:39:56,246 --> 01:39:59,625
邁爾斯,我不知情,是真的

1730
01:39:59,625 --> 01:40:01,376
拜託,讓我們聊聊

1731
01:40:01,376 --> 01:40:02,461
我們聊過了

1732
01:40:05,005 --> 01:40:06,256
聊得很開心

1733
01:40:10,427 --> 01:40:11,386
抓住他

1734
01:40:24,441 --> 01:40:25,567
邁爾斯!

1735
01:40:25,567 --> 01:40:28,362
他想去哪? -他沒有任何計畫

1736
01:40:28,362 --> 01:40:30,614
如果我沒說過,我得說

1737
01:40:30,614 --> 01:40:32,741
你這個師父有夠爛

1738
01:40:37,829 --> 01:40:38,664
(砰)

1739
01:40:41,250 --> 01:40:44,670
他打敗妳,我這個師父並不爛

1740
01:40:44,670 --> 01:40:47,339
你們都很爛,行嗎?

1741
01:40:48,799 --> 01:40:51,093
別假裝你知道要去哪!

1742
01:40:51,093 --> 01:40:52,261
我有個計畫

1743
01:40:52,261 --> 01:40:54,513
只是還沒告訴你

1744
01:41:10,320 --> 01:41:11,446
即將前往月球

1745
01:41:11,446 --> 01:41:12,823
這下慘了

1746
01:41:19,580 --> 01:41:20,414
(啪!)

1747
01:41:31,091 --> 01:41:32,217
那是爪子嗎?

1748
01:41:32,551 --> 01:41:35,053
老兄,你真的是蜘蛛人嗎?

1749
01:41:35,387 --> 01:41:36,513
你是嗎?

1750
01:41:36,513 --> 01:41:39,266
你自以為是什麼人?老實說

1751
01:41:41,768 --> 01:41:44,479
我是邁爾斯摩拉斯

1752
01:41:50,694 --> 01:41:53,405
曾被輻射蜘蛛咬過

1753
01:41:55,282 --> 01:41:57,826
其他的你應該很瞭,混球!

1754
01:42:06,293 --> 01:42:07,961
怎樣,老兄?

1755
01:42:10,172 --> 01:42:12,257
你不懂!你是變異體!

1756
01:42:12,257 --> 01:42:14,593
讓我回家就不是!

1757
01:42:18,096 --> 01:42:19,181
抓耙子!

1758
01:42:21,183 --> 01:42:23,477
你去哪都會是變異體!

1759
01:42:31,485 --> 01:42:33,946
你是最初的變異體!

1760
01:42:37,824 --> 01:42:38,700
米蓋爾!

1761
01:42:39,535 --> 01:42:43,038
咬你的蜘蛛不是來自你的宇宙

1762
01:42:45,249 --> 01:42:46,583
牠根本就不該咬你!

1763
01:42:48,043 --> 01:42:48,919
米蓋爾,別說!

1764
01:42:48,919 --> 01:42:51,672
有一個宇宙沒有蜘蛛人的保護

1765
01:42:51,672 --> 01:42:53,423
因為牠咬了你

1766
01:42:53,423 --> 01:42:55,634
你不應該成為蜘蛛人!

1767
01:42:55,634 --> 01:42:57,886
不!你在說謊!我是蜘蛛人!

1768
01:42:57,886 --> 01:42:59,471
你是個錯誤!

1769
01:43:01,348 --> 01:43:04,893
若你沒被咬,你的彼得帕克會活著

1770
01:43:04,893 --> 01:43:08,188
但是他卻為了救你而死

1771
01:43:08,480 --> 01:43:11,066
他本來能及時摧毀粒子對撞機

1772
01:43:11,066 --> 01:43:12,484
斑點就不會存在

1773
01:43:12,484 --> 01:43:15,070
這一切也不會發生 -彼得!

1774
01:43:15,904 --> 01:43:20,325
一直以來都只有我在掌控這一切

1775
01:43:20,325 --> 01:43:22,202
米蓋爾,饒了他!

1776
01:43:22,202 --> 01:43:24,079
你不屬於這裡

1777
01:43:24,079 --> 01:43:25,664
從來都不是

1778
01:43:25,664 --> 01:43:27,541
放開我!

1779
01:43:27,541 --> 01:43:29,751
夠了 -這跟我們談好的不一樣

1780
01:43:31,044 --> 01:43:32,462
你們談好了?

1781
01:43:33,964 --> 01:43:35,382
你早就知道?

1782
01:43:36,800 --> 01:43:38,886
你們都知道?

1783
01:43:39,678 --> 01:43:41,513
我不知道...

1784
01:43:42,264 --> 01:43:43,932
該怎麼告訴你

1785
01:43:45,350 --> 01:43:47,561
所以妳才不來看我

1786
01:43:50,939 --> 01:43:53,233
邁爾斯,這是為你好

1787
01:43:53,233 --> 01:43:54,693
誰能做這決定?

1788
01:43:54,693 --> 01:43:56,445
我不是小孩子,關!

1789
01:43:57,362 --> 01:43:58,906
你就是個小孩子

1790
01:43:58,906 --> 01:44:03,660
你只是個不知天高地厚的小屁孩!

1791
01:44:09,333 --> 01:44:13,921
但我把幾百個蜘蛛人誘離你的小俱樂部

1792
01:44:13,921 --> 01:44:15,005
什麼?

1793
01:44:20,427 --> 01:44:22,304
我猜他有計畫

1794
01:44:23,889 --> 01:44:25,974
而且我要出大招了

1795
01:44:31,563 --> 01:44:36,401
每個人都不斷告訴我故事該怎麼寫

1796
01:44:36,401 --> 01:44:37,736
不了

1797
01:44:37,736 --> 01:44:39,279
我要創造自己的未來

1798
01:44:58,841 --> 01:45:00,175
再見,關

1799
01:45:03,762 --> 01:45:04,888
邁爾斯!

1800
01:45:08,976 --> 01:45:11,019
那招是我教他的

1801
01:45:11,019 --> 01:45:13,814
所以我一定是個好師父

1802
01:45:24,408 --> 01:45:25,659
不好看

1803
01:45:25,659 --> 01:45:26,910
不要

1804
01:45:27,786 --> 01:45:28,954
這挺可愛的

1805
01:45:28,954 --> 01:45:30,289
噢,不要

1806
01:45:30,289 --> 01:45:32,332
我試過了,超難看

1807
01:45:53,228 --> 01:45:54,313
搞什麼?

1808
01:45:54,980 --> 01:45:56,648
啟動返家機

1809
01:45:56,648 --> 01:45:57,941
(系統關機 否)

1810
01:46:10,454 --> 01:46:11,663
{\an8}確認次元特徵

1811
01:46:11,663 --> 01:46:12,915
{\an8}(設定目的地 地球42)

1812
01:46:22,549 --> 01:46:23,842
快點

1813
01:46:23,842 --> 01:46:25,427
不

1814
01:46:25,427 --> 01:46:27,763
噢,不 -糟了

1815
01:46:33,393 --> 01:46:34,353
發生什麼事?

1816
01:46:34,353 --> 01:46:36,146
返家機自行啟動

1817
01:46:36,146 --> 01:46:37,689
怎麼可能? -不可能

1818
01:46:37,689 --> 01:46:42,069
沒有輸入序列密碼,不可能啟動加速器

1819
01:46:42,069 --> 01:46:44,947
那現在...? -已經啟動了

1820
01:46:45,739 --> 01:46:47,157
這樣呢? -不行

1821
01:46:47,157 --> 01:46:49,076
這樣呢? -妳在礙事!

1822
01:47:06,802 --> 01:47:08,512
阻止他!馬上!

1823
01:47:08,512 --> 01:47:10,931
沒看到我正在阻止他嗎?

1824
01:47:19,398 --> 01:47:20,607
快想辦法!

1825
01:47:20,983 --> 01:47:22,067
馬上!

1826
01:47:24,528 --> 01:47:25,487
米蓋爾!

1827
01:47:25,487 --> 01:47:27,197
住手!

1828
01:47:45,883 --> 01:47:47,176
(系統重新啟動 是 否)

1829
01:47:54,433 --> 01:47:55,601
不!

1830
01:48:09,323 --> 01:48:12,201
夠了,不是控制台的錯

1831
01:48:12,201 --> 01:48:14,536
他只要乖乖聽話就好

1832
01:48:14,953 --> 01:48:16,038
他為什麼不聽話?

1833
01:48:16,038 --> 01:48:18,707
你對他太嚴苛了 -關,別火上澆油

1834
01:48:18,707 --> 01:48:19,833
妳讓他逃走

1835
01:48:19,833 --> 01:48:21,251
我? -妳沒抓住他

1836
01:48:21,251 --> 01:48:24,630
大家先冷靜點 -彼得,替我說話

1837
01:48:24,630 --> 01:48:29,092
好吧,身為一個父親和一個兒子...

1838
01:48:29,092 --> 01:48:31,470
你最好別說話 -好,我瞭

1839
01:48:31,470 --> 01:48:33,180
讓我好好跟他說

1840
01:48:34,264 --> 01:48:35,307
我們試過了

1841
01:48:35,307 --> 01:48:37,559
他是我朋友 -那就是問題

1842
01:48:37,559 --> 01:48:40,896
你確定他破壞正史會造成大災難?

1843
01:48:41,813 --> 01:48:43,565
妳想知道結果嗎?

1844
01:48:43,815 --> 01:48:46,151
我早就說她是個麻煩

1845
01:48:47,361 --> 01:48:48,529
你錯了

1846
01:48:48,529 --> 01:48:50,572
潔西,跟他說啊

1847
01:48:52,366 --> 01:48:53,575
他沒錯

1848
01:48:53,575 --> 01:48:55,452
妳是說真的?

1849
01:48:55,452 --> 01:48:56,703
我跟妳說過

1850
01:48:56,703 --> 01:48:59,790
妳讓他逃走,我就幫不了妳

1851
01:48:59,790 --> 01:49:01,458
我不會跟你走

1852
01:49:01,458 --> 01:49:02,751
沒錯

1853
01:49:03,043 --> 01:49:04,169
什麼?

1854
01:49:05,546 --> 01:49:06,547
搞什麼?

1855
01:49:16,515 --> 01:49:18,183
回家吧,關

1856
01:49:23,397 --> 01:49:26,358
我們應該是好人

1857
01:49:42,040 --> 01:49:43,417
我們是

1858
01:49:46,378 --> 01:49:47,754
我們是好人

1859
01:49:49,256 --> 01:49:51,425
潔西、班,跟我來

1860
01:49:51,425 --> 01:49:52,509
好耶!

1861
01:49:52,509 --> 01:49:54,720
誰去給我抓到斑點

1862
01:49:54,720 --> 01:49:57,222
抱歉,我得哄她睡覺

1863
01:49:57,222 --> 01:50:00,517
不是你,我受夠你了

1864
01:50:34,092 --> 01:50:36,178
(歡迎)

1865
01:50:48,148 --> 01:50:49,566
嘿,親愛的

1866
01:50:52,945 --> 01:50:54,279
工作還好嗎?

1867
01:50:54,947 --> 01:50:56,281
我不知道

1868
01:50:56,281 --> 01:50:59,701
彼得?你又帶寶寶出任務?

1869
01:50:59,701 --> 01:51:02,037
我又帶寶...?沒有啦

1870
01:51:02,037 --> 01:51:05,249
妳叫我別那樣,所以我沒有

1871
01:51:05,916 --> 01:51:08,836
拒絕進入...

1872
01:51:37,281 --> 01:51:39,283
我們能當好家長嗎?

1873
01:51:40,200 --> 01:51:42,286
你現在才問?

1874
01:51:43,704 --> 01:51:46,832
教養她這樣的小孩沒有任何指南

1875
01:51:48,125 --> 01:51:50,586
當你這樣的人也沒有

1876
01:51:53,964 --> 01:51:57,301
你只能在中場調整戰術

1877
01:52:02,222 --> 01:52:04,433
那是運動比喻 -我知道

1878
01:52:04,433 --> 01:52:07,477
抱歉,你在高中是阿宅...

1879
01:52:07,477 --> 01:52:09,563
我看過運動比賽

1880
01:52:09,563 --> 01:52:10,480
好吧

1881
01:52:10,480 --> 01:52:12,482
真是夠了

1882
01:52:40,219 --> 01:52:41,637
能不能饒過企鵝?

1883
01:52:42,471 --> 01:52:43,514
妳能不能...?

1884
01:52:44,848 --> 01:52:46,350
妳連看我都不看?

1885
01:52:48,519 --> 01:52:49,478
怎麼了?

1886
01:52:49,478 --> 01:52:50,812
那是什麼表情?

1887
01:52:51,813 --> 01:52:54,358
我正在看你,照你說的

1888
01:52:56,985 --> 01:52:58,362
你變瘦了

1889
01:52:59,530 --> 01:53:01,156
妳去了哪?

1890
01:53:01,156 --> 01:53:04,034
去把我的朋友都殺光

1891
01:53:04,034 --> 01:53:07,746
噢,那很好笑,好吧

1892
01:53:13,502 --> 01:53:15,879
你要去哪? -不知道

1893
01:53:19,925 --> 01:53:22,052
爸,你是個好警察

1894
01:53:22,719 --> 01:53:25,556
你知道如果你不戴上警徽

1895
01:53:25,556 --> 01:53:27,724
壞警察就會當家做主

1896
01:53:28,559 --> 01:53:31,520
但你要了解

1897
01:53:31,520 --> 01:53:34,481
這個面具就是我的警徽

1898
01:53:35,148 --> 01:53:38,443
我也很努力想要做好事

1899
01:53:38,443 --> 01:53:41,113
我真的很努力

1900
01:53:41,113 --> 01:53:43,866
像你一樣幫助別人

1901
01:53:43,866 --> 01:53:45,993
但我沒能做到

1902
01:53:45,993 --> 01:53:47,244
我沒做到

1903
01:53:47,244 --> 01:53:50,956
我擁有超能力,卻幫不了我最愛的人

1904
01:53:50,956 --> 01:53:53,584
他們也都不瞭解我

1905
01:53:53,584 --> 01:53:57,129
所以我只能孤單一人

1906
01:53:57,129 --> 01:54:00,632
現在我連什麼是對的都不知道

1907
01:54:00,632 --> 01:54:04,011
我不知道該怎麼做,但我知道...

1908
01:54:05,637 --> 01:54:08,432
我不能再失去一個朋友

1909
01:54:11,518 --> 01:54:14,980
關,我一直教妳要循規蹈矩

1910
01:54:14,980 --> 01:54:16,690
是啊,結果呢?

1911
01:54:16,690 --> 01:54:19,693
我宣誓過 -那就逮捕我啊

1912
01:54:20,903 --> 01:54:22,654
做個了斷吧

1913
01:54:22,654 --> 01:54:23,780
辦不到

1914
01:54:24,031 --> 01:54:25,073
為什麼?

1915
01:54:25,866 --> 01:54:27,451
因為我不幹了

1916
01:54:28,327 --> 01:54:29,536
什麼時候?

1917
01:54:30,454 --> 01:54:32,998
妳話說到一半的時候

1918
01:54:33,415 --> 01:54:34,541
你...

1919
01:54:34,541 --> 01:54:37,211
等等,你不會成為大隊長?

1920
01:54:38,295 --> 01:54:39,671
那就代表...

1921
01:54:41,089 --> 01:54:44,009
我的工作,成為大隊長

1922
01:54:44,009 --> 01:54:47,888
那一切都不再重要

1923
01:54:52,309 --> 01:54:54,478
妳才是我生命中最重要的

1924
01:55:09,952 --> 01:55:11,245
我說得很好吧?

1925
01:55:11,245 --> 01:55:12,746
難怪妳英文課拿到A

1926
01:55:12,746 --> 01:55:14,748
我只拿到B+

1927
01:55:14,748 --> 01:55:16,458
蹺了幾堂課

1928
01:55:17,918 --> 01:55:20,379
我不知道妳得做什麼

1929
01:55:21,839 --> 01:55:24,800
但這玩意應該有幫助

1930
01:55:26,468 --> 01:55:28,470
交給我的傢伙是個怪咖

1931
01:55:32,057 --> 01:55:34,351
(萬一出了差錯 霍比)

1932
01:55:34,351 --> 01:55:35,561
{\an8}(盜版行動)

1933
01:55:53,662 --> 01:55:55,122
我很快就回來

1934
01:55:56,957 --> 01:55:58,083
我保證

1935
01:56:06,049 --> 01:56:08,677
教養小孩真是...

1936
01:56:10,012 --> 01:56:11,680
一個大謎團

1937
01:56:17,561 --> 01:56:19,021
你是個錯誤!

1938
01:56:19,021 --> 01:56:23,233
如果你沒被咬,彼得帕克還會活著

1939
01:56:23,233 --> 01:56:25,485
這一切都不會發生!

1940
01:56:25,485 --> 01:56:28,197
邁爾斯,當蜘蛛人最難的是

1941
01:56:28,197 --> 01:56:30,532
你不可能拯救每個人

1942
01:56:30,532 --> 01:56:33,619
我會讓你為奪走我的一切付出代價

1943
01:56:33,619 --> 01:56:36,288
你可以選擇只救一個人

1944
01:56:36,288 --> 01:56:38,248
或是拯救每個宇宙

1945
01:56:38,248 --> 01:56:40,375
我可以都救!蜘蛛人每次都能...

1946
01:56:40,375 --> 01:56:41,460
不是每一次

1947
01:56:41,460 --> 01:56:44,463
不管你做什麼,都不要迷失自己

1948
01:56:44,463 --> 01:56:46,548
總是會發生壞事

1949
01:56:46,548 --> 01:56:48,258
我不知道...該怎麼告訴你

1950
01:56:48,258 --> 01:56:50,260
你不應該成為蜘蛛人!

1951
01:56:52,763 --> 01:56:54,306
繼續加油

1952
01:57:11,323 --> 01:57:12,574
查過位置嗎?

1953
01:57:12,574 --> 01:57:14,076
查過了 -找不到他

1954
01:57:14,076 --> 01:57:18,205
萊拉,派每個人去他可能在的所有地方

1955
01:57:18,205 --> 01:57:19,289
恭喜了,大隊長

1956
01:57:19,289 --> 01:57:22,417
我還沒宣誓就職不能那麼叫我

1957
01:57:22,417 --> 01:57:24,670
我們都以你為榮,回頭見

1958
01:57:51,947 --> 01:57:53,699
這姿勢超帥氣

1959
01:57:55,659 --> 01:57:58,996
小巷子有動靜,我要去查查看

1960
01:57:58,996 --> 01:58:00,622
我人在小巷子

1961
01:58:01,206 --> 01:58:03,166
發生很奇怪的事情

1962
01:58:03,166 --> 01:58:05,127
牆壁看起來很正常

1963
01:58:05,127 --> 01:58:06,837
但我面前有怪東西

1964
01:58:28,984 --> 01:58:30,402
成功了

1965
01:58:30,861 --> 01:58:32,196
我到家了

1966
01:58:37,159 --> 01:58:38,452
邁爾斯?

1967
01:58:43,582 --> 01:58:45,042
現在不方便嗎?

1968
01:58:45,042 --> 01:58:47,169
我來晚了? -你換了髮型?

1969
01:58:47,169 --> 01:58:49,213
你們沒事吧?拜託沒事

1970
01:58:50,047 --> 01:58:51,089
我沒事

1971
01:58:51,757 --> 01:58:54,885
妳說的對,妳說的都對

1972
01:58:54,885 --> 01:58:56,845
當然囉,我永遠是對的

1973
01:58:56,845 --> 01:59:00,766
我說對了什麼? -我去了好多超讚的地方

1974
01:59:00,766 --> 01:59:03,769
也見了很多超棒的人,但...

1975
01:59:07,272 --> 01:59:08,690
但他們都不要我

1976
01:59:09,441 --> 01:59:12,069
我一直在想妳說的話

1977
01:59:13,278 --> 01:59:15,197
媽,我給他們好看

1978
01:59:16,114 --> 01:59:17,574
把他們都打趴

1979
01:59:21,161 --> 01:59:23,705
我現在知道我有多強了

1980
01:59:24,623 --> 01:59:26,708
全都是因為妳

1981
01:59:27,543 --> 01:59:28,669
還有爸

1982
01:59:29,920 --> 01:59:31,046
我們一家人

1983
01:59:33,715 --> 01:59:34,842
媽

1984
01:59:36,301 --> 01:59:38,136
有個人會來找我們

1985
01:59:39,471 --> 01:59:41,974
這個人...真的很可怕

1986
01:59:41,974 --> 01:59:44,643
你在瞎扯什麼,怎麼了?

1987
01:59:44,643 --> 01:59:45,769
他叫斑點

1988
01:59:46,728 --> 01:59:48,438
他是我的死對頭

1989
01:59:49,523 --> 01:59:51,650
我會阻止他

1990
01:59:56,613 --> 01:59:59,074
我知道妳看穿我一直在騙妳

1991
01:59:59,908 --> 02:00:02,494
因為我怕妳知道了...

1992
02:00:03,495 --> 02:00:05,539
就不會像以前那樣愛我

1993
02:00:07,791 --> 02:00:09,918
然後我出去闖蕩...

1994
02:00:11,044 --> 02:00:12,296
現在...

1995
02:00:14,047 --> 02:00:16,091
我什麼都不怕了

1996
02:00:18,468 --> 02:00:20,179
你想說什麼?

1997
02:00:20,179 --> 02:00:22,055
妳得答應我什麼都不會變

1998
02:00:22,055 --> 02:00:24,516
我會永遠愛你 -妳得答應我

1999
02:00:24,516 --> 02:00:27,895
放心,我不管你怎麼說

2000
02:00:36,486 --> 02:00:37,654
媽

2001
02:00:39,489 --> 02:00:40,657
我是...

2002
02:00:42,326 --> 02:00:43,911
我是蜘蛛人

2003
02:00:54,922 --> 02:00:56,507
蜘蛛人是誰?

2004
02:00:58,467 --> 02:01:00,302
那個超級英雄?

2005
02:01:00,302 --> 02:01:01,845
他被蜘蛛咬到

2006
02:01:03,263 --> 02:01:05,057
給了他蜘蛛超能力?

2007
02:01:05,057 --> 02:01:05,974
(咻?)

2008
02:01:07,559 --> 02:01:09,144
他就是我?

2009
02:01:13,524 --> 02:01:16,818
所以你要扮成最愛的角色參加...

2010
02:01:16,818 --> 02:01:17,903
叫什麼來著?

2011
02:01:17,903 --> 02:01:19,071
漫畫書展?

2012
02:01:19,071 --> 02:01:20,489
我不知道那是什麼

2013
02:01:20,489 --> 02:01:21,990
你差點就騙到我了

2014
02:01:21,990 --> 02:01:24,243
蜘蛛人個頭啦

2015
02:01:32,334 --> 02:01:35,796
你怎麼沒八隻手?你從屁屁噴絲?

2016
02:01:35,796 --> 02:01:38,632
我做過噩夢,但沒有 -你醒了嗎?

2017
02:01:57,484 --> 02:02:00,445
媽,別鬧了,我是認真的

2018
02:02:00,445 --> 02:02:02,114
爸和蜘蛛人合作

2019
02:02:02,114 --> 02:02:05,367
他不知道我是蜘蛛人,但...

2020
02:02:05,659 --> 02:02:07,119
真希望爸能來解釋

2021
02:02:07,119 --> 02:02:08,662
邁爾斯,夠了

2022
02:02:12,499 --> 02:02:15,919
我得照顧你和照顧自己,幫幫忙

2023
02:02:15,919 --> 02:02:18,338
媽,等等,我得跟...

2024
02:02:24,511 --> 02:02:25,679
慘了

2025
02:02:29,850 --> 02:02:31,560
他去錯宇宙了

2026
02:02:33,103 --> 02:02:36,023
咬你的蜘蛛不是來自你的宇宙

2027
02:02:36,023 --> 02:02:36,940
(超煉金42)

2028
02:02:43,822 --> 02:02:45,908
確認次元特徵

2029
02:02:46,450 --> 02:02:47,701
{\an8}那台機器...

2030
02:02:50,120 --> 02:02:51,788
{\an8}沒送我回家

2031
02:03:05,260 --> 02:03:07,054
亞倫叔?

2032
02:03:08,555 --> 02:03:09,389
嘿

2033
02:03:16,980 --> 02:03:20,025
(地球42)

2034
02:03:20,817 --> 02:03:22,110
你還好吧?

2035
02:03:28,325 --> 02:03:30,202
我好想你

2036
02:03:30,869 --> 02:03:33,163
好吧

2037
02:03:33,163 --> 02:03:35,040
你解掉辮子了?

2038
02:03:35,582 --> 02:03:36,834
故意的?

2039
02:03:36,834 --> 02:03:40,921
是啊,我還沒習慣

2040
02:03:41,547 --> 02:03:44,716
醫院讓我加班,下個月一定會還錢

2041
02:03:44,716 --> 02:03:46,969
沒關係,我們是一家人

2042
02:03:47,803 --> 02:03:49,096
謝了

2043
02:03:49,638 --> 02:03:50,722
{\an8}(同時在地球1610)

2044
02:03:50,722 --> 02:03:53,517
{\an8}老公,你好嗎? -嘿,邁爾斯怎樣?

2045
02:03:53,517 --> 02:03:55,686
你不是罰他禁足嗎?

2046
02:03:56,562 --> 02:03:59,106
我幫他解禁了 -什麼?

2047
02:03:59,106 --> 02:04:02,025
暫時的啦,他能惹上多少麻煩?

2048
02:04:02,025 --> 02:04:04,319
很多麻煩! -我連想都不敢想

2049
02:04:06,154 --> 02:04:08,866
邁爾斯,我今晚值大夜班

2050
02:04:08,866 --> 02:04:11,702
幫我買這些 -我會交代他的

2051
02:04:13,078 --> 02:04:14,580
我們得走了

2052
02:04:19,293 --> 02:04:22,546
警衛早上六點換班,那就是空檔

2053
02:04:22,546 --> 02:04:24,214
好,了解

2054
02:04:24,673 --> 02:04:29,052
我聽得懂你在講什麼

2055
02:04:32,806 --> 02:04:33,849
沒事吧?

2056
02:04:35,184 --> 02:04:36,602
我感冒了

2057
02:04:38,020 --> 02:04:39,188
來吧

2058
02:04:40,105 --> 02:04:41,982
你真的知道計畫?

2059
02:04:41,982 --> 02:04:45,485
真的,但也許應該再說一遍

2060
02:04:45,485 --> 02:04:47,529
確定沒有任何...

2061
02:04:48,280 --> 02:04:49,823
問題

2062
02:04:57,080 --> 02:04:59,333
這裡沒有蜘蛛人

2063
02:05:05,464 --> 02:05:08,550
(傑夫摩拉斯大隊長 丈夫英雄父親)

2064
02:05:08,550 --> 02:05:10,344
(安息的力量)

2065
02:05:29,655 --> 02:05:33,075
老婆,妳自己決定幫他解禁

2066
02:05:33,075 --> 02:05:34,243
傑夫

2067
02:05:34,243 --> 02:05:37,120
我只是擔心他交到壞朋友

2068
02:05:37,454 --> 02:05:39,373
大概是那個女生

2069
02:05:39,373 --> 02:05:41,625
他怎麼會跟她混在一起?

2070
02:05:41,625 --> 02:05:43,252
我大概知道

2071
02:05:43,252 --> 02:05:45,003
老婆,妳在幫倒忙

2072
02:05:45,003 --> 02:05:47,673
你也看到他迷上她

2073
02:05:48,632 --> 02:05:50,884
希望她不會傷害他

2074
02:05:53,637 --> 02:05:56,390
這都是我的錯嗎? -不是

2075
02:05:56,390 --> 02:05:57,724
也許都是我的錯

2076
02:05:57,724 --> 02:06:00,686
拜託,你是好爸爸,這很難

2077
02:06:00,686 --> 02:06:02,145
真的很難

2078
02:06:02,145 --> 02:06:07,234
就好像有另一個孩子急著想長大

2079
02:06:09,027 --> 02:06:11,405
也許我們也得長大

2080
02:06:12,614 --> 02:06:13,740
也是啦

2081
02:06:14,074 --> 02:06:17,369
也許該讓他展翅高飛,兄弟

2082
02:06:17,369 --> 02:06:18,579
“兄弟”?

2083
02:06:18,871 --> 02:06:20,372
不是你的錯

2084
02:06:23,041 --> 02:06:24,293
是我的錯

2085
02:06:24,585 --> 02:06:27,296
拜託,妳跑來幹嘛?

2086
02:06:27,296 --> 02:06:29,548
他窗戶沒關,我就進來了

2087
02:06:29,548 --> 02:06:31,967
因為這麼做很正常

2088
02:06:32,259 --> 02:06:33,719
我想跟妳爸媽談談

2089
02:06:33,719 --> 02:06:36,305
是喔,我爸真的很忙

2090
02:06:36,305 --> 02:06:38,932
是嗎?他是毒販嗎?

2091
02:06:38,932 --> 02:06:40,559
他是個警察

2092
02:06:42,352 --> 02:06:43,896
我收回那句話

2093
02:06:43,896 --> 02:06:45,355
我要打給局裡

2094
02:06:45,355 --> 02:06:48,734
他不在那裡,也不在這裡

2095
02:06:48,734 --> 02:06:51,570
妳穿他的外套,他在哪? -不知道

2096
02:06:51,570 --> 02:06:54,031
不知道?什麼意思?

2097
02:06:54,031 --> 02:06:55,532
好吧,我這就走

2098
02:06:55,532 --> 02:06:58,035
妳想去哪兒,小姑娘?

2099
02:06:58,035 --> 02:06:59,828
我要去找他

2100
02:07:00,871 --> 02:07:03,207
我不知道他在哪裡

2101
02:07:04,291 --> 02:07:06,210
但知道要去哪裡找

2102
02:07:07,586 --> 02:07:09,713
邁爾斯教會我一件事

2103
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一切都有可能

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他比你們想像的更愛你們

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我親眼看過

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如果妳找到他...

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告訴他被禁足五個月

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跟他說我們很愛他

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沒問題

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(目的地 地球616B)

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(《蜘蛛人 潛行者之爪》)

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亞倫叔?

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等等

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聽我說,聽好

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你不懂,我不是這裡人

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有台機器出錯,把我送來這裡

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等等,拜託

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亞倫叔,等等!亞倫叔!

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拜託,亞倫叔?

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聽我說

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我被蜘蛛咬到,擁有超能力

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牠不應該咬我,應該咬別人

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這裡的某個人

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我不屬於這裡,我得回家

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好嗎?

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我也有一個亞倫叔

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曾經有過

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他是個叫潛行者的壞人

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他很照顧我

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他幹了很多壞事...

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但我知道他想當好人

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他不知道他能選擇,但你能

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你能當好人

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“好人”?

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相信我,我知道你不想當潛行者

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我不是

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曼佛迪市長延長紐約的強制宵禁

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所謂的邪惡六人組試圖掌管街頭

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沒人能阻止他們嗎?

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你爸還活著?

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什麼?

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你的父親

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你說他還活著

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對啊

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你是誰?

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我是邁爾斯摩拉斯

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但是你...

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你可以叫我潛行者

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如果我不回家...

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我們的爸爸就會死

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你的爸爸

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拜託

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你得放我走

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我為什麼要那麼做?

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(《如何與小孩彼此溝通》)

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別告訴媽媽

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我一直沒加入對的樂團

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所以我就自己組團

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跟一些老朋友組團

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你們想加入嗎?

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(未完待續...)

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片名:蜘蛛人:穿越新宇宙

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(邁爾斯摩拉斯將再度回歸...

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《蜘蛛人:超越新宇宙》)

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