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Since the dawn of time...
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There have been vampires.
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Heil!
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In fact...
Humans, and vampires
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have been secretly warring
for thousands of years.
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But through the centuries,
they have always been...
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Out liars.
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And then there's me.
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Yup.
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It ain't your classic
vampire tale
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or one of the bullshit romances
with emo teen girls
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and their heartthrob
douchebag boyfriends.
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This one's about revenge.
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Pure and simple.
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Oh, yeah,
and these fucking idiots.
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Stream team, 29th of April.
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Stream team TV.
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Me, Mario Lopez, in the cage.
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I'm gonna fuck that
pussy-ass bitch.
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♪ Ooh Benji, you're so sexy ♪
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♪ give this girl a hot shack ♪
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Check it, juice cleanse.
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Lemon, cayenne pepper, water.
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That's it.
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11, 12, come on, one more.
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Hmm, tastes like shit.
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Hey, Liz kids, it is official
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the countdown to the wedding
has begun.
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Today, with this stream,
I wanna share with you
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a perfect look
for anyone's wedding.
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Especially mine.
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I'll see you there.
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Like and subscribe.
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♪ Diamonds are a girl's
best friend ♪
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♪ but they're not
what I choose ♪
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Hey, my jullionaires.
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I'm sharing my last bit
of surprise
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before the party of the year.
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That's right.
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My favorite assholes,
Jack and Liz
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are getting married.
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Jk.
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I love them so much.
They're like family to me.
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♪ Everything you need
in an American dream ♪
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♪ is money, yeah ♪
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♪ the money ♪
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Oh, nice try, Blake 3,
you come with that
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lamb shit again,
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I'll smear your whack
out of there,
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all over this level.
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♪ Money, yeah, the money ♪
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♪ you already know ♪
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Aren't you two supposed to be
getting married
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in like six hours?
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Okay, you know what,
it's not your wedding, Flynn.
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It's ours.
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It's fine. Just hear him out.
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So, I got a call
from Steven rektor's people.
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Apparently, he and his wife
personally requested
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the stream team
a.K.A. You lucky fucks,
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to come out to his retreat
in Mexico.
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And chat about his huge
ambassador deal.
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I'm talking millions.
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That guy?
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Steven motherfucking rektor.
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This shithead is a number one
on the kill list.
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Unlike many of his nefarious
masters of the universe peers,
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his secret that
Bernie fucking made off
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his Ponzi scheme and...
And that fyre festival,
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which I attended, by the way.
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Looked like
humanitarian missions.
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That's right, this dude,
and his perfect ice queen wifey.
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I mean, what we're talking
about here is a path
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to a healthier future.
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Our trials have worked.
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And once we release this
to the world,
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and I do intend make this free
to every person
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around the globe,
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this will be my greatest legacy.
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Bloodsucking beasts
in a long line mass
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of mass murdering
fanged phantoms.
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Waiting to pounce with a product
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that'll lead the lambs
right to the slaughter.
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Steven rektor's saving
the planet, Flynn.
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David says all ten of his homes
are carbon neutral
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and he donated like a cool
half billion
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to the Amazon rainforests,
which we love.
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Maybe he's not so terrible.
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We help farmers grow the food
that grows a life.
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We foster care for the young
and young at heart.
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In a growing world
forever challenged
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by mother nature
and the laws of uncertainty,
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rest assured that
the good people
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of rektor biotech
are looking out for your future.
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Building a community, a family
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and a legacy
that will live on and on,
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long after we're gone.
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Rektor biotech,
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building a legacy
that will live on and on.
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You know,
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I didn't fight with you
about dating her.
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Okay, I didn't have a shitfit
when you announced
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your engagement publicly
without telling me.
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But ah, Jack, I mean,
this is just...
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This is too much.
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Like, you're better than this.
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I appreciate you caring.
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But Flynn, honestly,
it's not that big a deal.
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You know we can get married
anywhere, anytime.
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- Anytime?
- Yeah.
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You invited everyone
we know today.
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And now, because she wants
to go after
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some creepy billionaire's
wallet,
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you're throwing out
your own wedding day.
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I mean...
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Uh, alright,
it's not that simple, okay.
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You know, I've got
responsibilities now.
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Ugh.
What is her fucking problem?
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Doesn't she know
this could change our lives?
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The deal is up on our house
in two months.
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Maserati wants the cars back,
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Liz's beauty kit didn't,
quite perform
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- as well as we'd hoped.
- Ha!
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Of course, it didn't.
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Everything that she touches
turns to shit.
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She's dragging you down, j...
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- Alright, Flynn, stop.
- Cut her some slack.
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- You need to give Liz a break.
- No, fuck that.
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She's nothing but a gold digger
and I'm done hearing
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your excuses for her.
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Wow.
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Hey, are you guys ready yet?
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- Yeah.
- No!
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♪ Past that ♪
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♪ motherfucker, face it ♪
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♪ I would never ever be... ♪
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Welcome to the wild west
of equal opportunity
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mindfuckery, baby.
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Courtesy of your favorite
mommy blogger.
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Half-naked insta model,
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facetune, snapchatter
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and semi-famous pop star,
and your tiktok.
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But the way I see it,
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this group of massively popular
shitheads,
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might just be the key
to shutting down
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the whole damn vampire kabong.
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Fuck!
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Pre-wedding,
super top secret mission
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with the gang hashtag shh,
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hashtag fun in the sun,
hashtag wifeyyy.
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Can't believe my bff
is about to get married.
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Hashtag party bus.
Hashtag sos.
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Hashtag we getting lit.
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Hey, bye bye
to this pretty face, ladies.
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Hashtag sexy.
Hashtag all for likes.
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Hashtag bachelor.
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Handsome playboy insta famous.
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♪ Never stop keeping ♪
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♪ never stop keeping ♪
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♪ never stop keeping ♪
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♪ Never stop keeping ♪
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We love you stream team!
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Hey guys,
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so you're probably wondering
what happened to the wedding?
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We called it off?
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Did Liz get cold feet?
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Hell no.
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No way, baby.
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We're all good.
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We're just on a super-secret
pre-wedding side mission.
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Say hi, guys.
Say, what up?
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- Whoo. What's up?
- Don't wanna play?
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Okay, okay.
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So, we're good
and we will check in
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with you later.
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Muah. Love you.
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David, what the hell?
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I thought you said this thing
had seamless Wi-Fi.
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Well, it's working just fine
for me.
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Same here, babe.
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You probably just hit
a dead zone.
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Ugh, man meat is being such
a whiny little bitch.
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Who?
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Jason. You know, my side thing.
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"How could I leave without
saying goodbye?"
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I swear, sometimes I really miss
toxic masculinity.
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Hey, I'm still
toxically masculine.
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What bitches, ho, what?
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I thought Jason
was your boyfriend.
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Boyfriend?
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Don't get it twisted.
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You said you were
gonna marry him!
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I say a lot of things.
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I think maybe you're just
looking for like
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a Disney fantasy relationship
with a prince charming,
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when maybe you need
to find Patience
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and some good in people
and get past your own fears.
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Thank you,
but I really don't need
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your heteronormative ideas
on romance.
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Heteronormative?
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Dude, I'm a lesbian.
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Exactly. Shackled by labels.
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- Yo David, where we at?
- - Lost.
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We're over an hour late
and the sun is going down.
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Not my fault.
It's this waze.
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It keeps losing signal
and moving our location.
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Oh, god, he seriously,
he just missed another turn.
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Yeah, David, uh, one question.
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Do you think you could manage
to get us there?
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Shut up!
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You guys are ruining
my concentration.
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This ruin your concentration,
David?
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- Like this...
- - Ladies...
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-Oh, no...
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David, does this ruin
your concentration?
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It's not funny.
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Come on.
Stop acting like kids.
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Please, David, I'm so bored.
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Yeah, guys, stop.
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You can't drive, David. Really?
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This is really important,
you guys.
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Who the fuck is this guy?
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Don't worry, I'll handle this.
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Well, that's a terrible idea.
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Well, he seems fun.
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Shut up, he can hear you.
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Jack, why don't you just go
tell him who we are.
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Um, I don't think
he's gonna care.
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Look, I'm gonna talk to him.
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Just act cool, guys.
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- I got this.
- Do you?
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Hey, buddy.
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Not your buddy.
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Ah, okay. Hi.
Sir, how are you doing?
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I'm Jack.
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- Am I supposed to give a shit?
- Okay.
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Hey, I am...
I love your sunglasses.
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Are they vintage ray-ban?
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Fuck off.
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Okay, I think we're done.
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You got no idea of how much
trouble you're in, do you?
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Look, dude,
you came out of nowhere.
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We didn't even hit you
and you're fine.
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- What's your problem?
- My problem is you.
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Turn around, get back
in your little party bus.
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Flip a bit,
and get the fuck out of here.
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Or, and I promise you,
you'll suffer.
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Adult to adult,
you're kinda freaking us out.
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Look, we're really sorry.
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We just wanna pass through,
so...
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If there's anything we can do,
uh, maybe you need,
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uh, some extra money.
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I mean if you wanted... oh, shit.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hey, hey, hey!
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You've been warned.
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00:11:59,314 --> 00:12:00,947
Fucking kids.
260
00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:02,350
They can't resist an invite
261
00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:05,262
to act like
self-important assholes.
262
00:12:05,295 --> 00:12:08,268
Perfect prey for evil predators
like rektor.
263
00:12:08,302 --> 00:12:11,053
Not to mention the temptation
of fame and money.
264
00:12:11,087 --> 00:12:13,838
Now this I know too well.
265
00:12:16,562 --> 00:12:19,314
Your dad's so lame.
266
00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:20,622
Maybe if you didn't get a dui,
267
00:12:20,655 --> 00:12:22,194
we wouldn't have to use him
for a ride.
268
00:12:37,619 --> 00:12:39,537
- What?
- I don't know.
269
00:12:39,570 --> 00:12:41,466
Oh, my god, you're not about
to back out on this.
270
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,891
Don't you think
it's a little shady?
271
00:12:45,139 --> 00:12:47,437
An older record label exec
inviting two teenagers
272
00:12:47,471 --> 00:12:49,199
to his hotel room for a meeting?
273
00:12:49,233 --> 00:12:51,214
So he can listen to our demo,
mol.
274
00:12:51,248 --> 00:12:52,459
This is how it happens.
275
00:12:52,492 --> 00:12:54,157
- What?
- Getting raped?
276
00:12:57,556 --> 00:12:59,569
Molly and alexx
from surburban trash.
277
00:13:03,886 --> 00:13:06,353
Thought this was supposed to be
a listening party.
278
00:13:06,386 --> 00:13:07,819
Are you tripping right now?
279
00:13:07,852 --> 00:13:09,264
I'm tripping.
280
00:13:09,298 --> 00:13:11,089
This shit is really happening,
girl.
281
00:13:13,423 --> 00:13:14,961
Al? Alexx?
282
00:13:16,461 --> 00:13:18,284
Al?
283
00:13:19,341 --> 00:13:20,531
Jackpot, biatch!
284
00:13:20,565 --> 00:13:21,713
Fuck you, dude.
285
00:13:21,746 --> 00:13:23,052
You scared the crap out of me.
286
00:13:23,086 --> 00:13:24,107
What's your problem?
287
00:13:24,141 --> 00:13:25,996
Something's off.
288
00:13:26,029 --> 00:13:27,916
Stop being such a straightedge.
289
00:13:27,949 --> 00:13:30,859
Just play the demo, have a beer.
290
00:13:30,892 --> 00:13:32,051
We'll set a mood.
291
00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,233
Okay, now what?
292
00:13:39,954 --> 00:13:41,071
We wait.
293
00:13:41,104 --> 00:13:42,643
First off,
294
00:13:42,676 --> 00:13:45,681
the hotel suite is not even
that nice.
295
00:13:45,714 --> 00:13:47,601
But when you hear somebody
in the other room
296
00:13:47,634 --> 00:13:49,647
speak in an ancient
double tongue
297
00:13:49,681 --> 00:13:52,274
with one of them
low demonic filters on it
298
00:13:52,308 --> 00:13:54,163
that you hear in every
exorcist film...
299
00:13:55,663 --> 00:13:57,138
You should probably
take the hint.
300
00:14:02,161 --> 00:14:05,936
I'm alexx,
lead singer of suburban trash.
301
00:14:05,969 --> 00:14:10,514
Umm, and this is Molly,
the bassist.
302
00:14:10,548 --> 00:14:12,466
We've had a few...
303
00:14:21,076 --> 00:14:22,963
Oh, fuck.
304
00:14:29,358 --> 00:14:30,358
Guess who?
305
00:14:33,936 --> 00:14:35,759
I'm sorry, daddy, I screwed up.
306
00:14:35,793 --> 00:14:37,426
Where are you now?
307
00:14:37,459 --> 00:14:39,251
Eleventh floor.
308
00:14:39,285 --> 00:14:40,433
Honey?
309
00:14:40,466 --> 00:14:41,393
Honey?
310
00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:42,669
Just make it go away.
311
00:14:47,091 --> 00:14:49,231
Every slayer needs
his own origin story.
312
00:14:49,264 --> 00:14:51,182
Even your old buddy,
Elliot Jones.
313
00:14:52,398 --> 00:14:53,195
Dad?
314
00:14:53,230 --> 00:14:55,276
Sweetie, where...
Where are you right now?
315
00:14:55,309 --> 00:14:56,531
I'm sorry.
316
00:14:56,565 --> 00:14:58,704
-Hey, honey?
317
00:15:02,736 --> 00:15:05,139
That night changed everything.
318
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:15,024
Some people mourn
like my ex-wife.
319
00:15:15,058 --> 00:15:16,427
With a bunch of pills
320
00:15:16,461 --> 00:15:18,674
and a new boyfriend
named Enrique.
321
00:15:20,818 --> 00:15:23,443
But some search for the truth.
322
00:15:23,476 --> 00:15:27,473
And in my case,
the truth had fangs.
323
00:15:27,506 --> 00:15:29,424
And thus, my new life began.
324
00:15:31,314 --> 00:15:34,098
As bodies began to mount,
there was a pattern.
325
00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:41,651
Folks being murdered,
more like harvested,
326
00:15:41,685 --> 00:15:43,951
all had the same thing
in common,
327
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:47,474
their blood,
the rarest blood on earth.
328
00:15:51,443 --> 00:15:54,131
Bloodline leading back
to these dumb fucks.
329
00:16:23,692 --> 00:16:24,692
Jack?
330
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,873
- What's up?
- Look at this.
331
00:16:31,984 --> 00:16:33,934
What is this,
from the winnebago guy?
332
00:16:33,968 --> 00:16:36,593
Yeah, what if he isn't
threatening us,
333
00:16:36,626 --> 00:16:37,964
he was trying to warn us?
334
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:39,821
You've been warned.
335
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:40,854
Oh, with this?
336
00:16:42,165 --> 00:16:44,114
Come on, calm down, qanon.
337
00:16:44,148 --> 00:16:45,296
But you don't know anything.
338
00:16:45,329 --> 00:16:47,469
What if... what if this is legit?
339
00:16:47,503 --> 00:16:49,579
Oh, my god.
You always think the worst.
340
00:16:49,612 --> 00:16:50,443
Did it ever occur to you that
341
00:16:50,477 --> 00:16:53,651
this might turn out to be
a good thing?
342
00:16:53,685 --> 00:16:55,603
Holy shit,
Flynn, come here look.
343
00:16:55,636 --> 00:16:58,061
Jack, Jack, come here,
you have to see this.
344
00:16:58,094 --> 00:16:59,052
Come on.
345
00:16:59,087 --> 00:17:02,059
Listen, I promise you,
it's gonna be fine, okay?
346
00:17:11,988 --> 00:17:14,444
Oh, my god,
look, is that Harry rektor?
347
00:17:14,478 --> 00:17:15,531
That's Steven's nephew.
348
00:17:15,566 --> 00:17:19,212
He has the most amazing animal
protection non-profit.
349
00:17:19,246 --> 00:17:21,649
I think I might be in love.
350
00:17:21,683 --> 00:17:23,664
- Hm-mm.
- What?
351
00:17:23,698 --> 00:17:24,698
You told me to grow up.
352
00:17:32,179 --> 00:17:33,422
Look.
353
00:17:33,456 --> 00:17:35,342
Holy shit.
354
00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:36,397
Now, that's cool.
355
00:17:47,951 --> 00:17:50,353
You must be the stream team.
356
00:17:50,387 --> 00:17:51,946
Guilty as charged.
357
00:17:51,980 --> 00:17:53,392
Hmm.
358
00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:54,510
Welcome to rektor manor.
359
00:18:01,168 --> 00:18:02,253
Come on, come on.
360
00:18:02,287 --> 00:18:04,141
I just, I love it here already.
361
00:18:04,175 --> 00:18:05,291
Hey, my jullionaires.
362
00:18:05,325 --> 00:18:06,863
We're gonna have
an exclusive look
363
00:18:06,897 --> 00:18:09,933
inside rektor manor.
364
00:18:09,967 --> 00:18:11,156
Is it true
there's a cryo chamber?
365
00:18:11,180 --> 00:18:13,035
I love cryo.
366
00:18:13,068 --> 00:18:16,875
Uh.
367
00:18:16,908 --> 00:18:18,731
Look, it's a little baby fetus.
368
00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:33,553
Welcome, everyone.
369
00:18:33,587 --> 00:18:36,370
We are so excited to have you
as our guests.
370
00:18:36,404 --> 00:18:37,520
I'm Beverly rektor.
371
00:18:39,378 --> 00:18:40,780
You're iconic.
372
00:18:40,813 --> 00:18:42,700
Oh, you're so sweet.
373
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:44,588
You must be Liz Anthony.
374
00:18:44,622 --> 00:18:46,255
-Queen of online shopping.
375
00:18:46,288 --> 00:18:47,436
[Chuckles}
376
00:18:47,470 --> 00:18:49,388
which makes you, Jack chambers.
377
00:18:49,422 --> 00:18:49,963
Hi.
378
00:18:49,998 --> 00:18:51,118
King of YouTube.
379
00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:52,722
Yeah.
380
00:18:52,755 --> 00:18:55,602
And Jules Jay,
online social goddess.
381
00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:58,703
Oh, I... I wouldn't say goddess.
382
00:18:58,737 --> 00:18:59,989
Why are people saying that
all the time?
383
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:00,813
No.
384
00:19:00,847 --> 00:19:02,701
And you are...
385
00:19:02,735 --> 00:19:04,653
David.
386
00:19:04,687 --> 00:19:06,636
Great.
387
00:19:06,670 --> 00:19:09,706
Flynn chambers,
twitch icon and pro gamer.
388
00:19:09,740 --> 00:19:10,666
Am I right?
389
00:19:10,700 --> 00:19:12,913
Uh, not exactly pro yet.
390
00:19:12,947 --> 00:19:14,547
I hear you have an important
match this evening.
391
00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:17,903
Yeah, it's the um,
modern warfare semi-finals.
392
00:19:17,937 --> 00:19:19,886
Oh, I love that game.
393
00:19:19,920 --> 00:19:21,585
- No shit.
- Yeah.
394
00:19:21,618 --> 00:19:22,450
Mind if I watch you...
395
00:19:22,484 --> 00:19:23,473
Mind if I watch you play?
396
00:19:23,507 --> 00:19:24,560
Mind if I watch you?
397
00:19:35,280 --> 00:19:37,008
Flynn?
398
00:19:37,042 --> 00:19:37,873
Flynn?
399
00:19:37,907 --> 00:19:39,793
You alright, honey?
400
00:19:39,827 --> 00:19:40,943
Oh, just ignore her.
401
00:19:40,977 --> 00:19:42,346
She's fine, seriously.
402
00:19:46,990 --> 00:19:48,623
Ready to see the rest
of the compound?
403
00:19:49,712 --> 00:19:52,337
Yes, please.
404
00:19:52,370 --> 00:19:55,818
All of mankind is divided up
into two species.
405
00:19:55,851 --> 00:19:59,373
Normis and la vampiro nostra.
406
00:19:59,407 --> 00:20:02,380
Syndicates and families
with different styles,
407
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,458
they're all after
the same thing.
408
00:20:04,491 --> 00:20:06,188
Our fucking blood.
409
00:20:06,222 --> 00:20:07,792
And this is our fitness center.
410
00:20:09,998 --> 00:20:12,560
Any slayer work two shits
and a nickel knows a honeypot
411
00:20:12,593 --> 00:20:13,646
when he sees one.
412
00:20:32,785 --> 00:20:33,785
Hi.
413
00:20:34,958 --> 00:20:36,971
Hey, aren't you that girl?
414
00:20:37,005 --> 00:20:38,765
Am I?
415
00:20:38,798 --> 00:20:40,568
You retweeted my call to action
to save the whales
416
00:20:40,592 --> 00:20:42,668
to like seven million people.
417
00:20:42,702 --> 00:20:44,313
That one thoughtful act really
made a difference,
418
00:20:44,337 --> 00:20:46,540
especially to the whales.
419
00:20:46,573 --> 00:20:49,166
What can I say?
I... I love Willy.
420
00:20:49,200 --> 00:20:50,190
Free Willy.
421
00:20:50,223 --> 00:20:53,713
The movie with the whales.
422
00:20:55,245 --> 00:20:57,522
Harry rektor.
423
00:20:57,555 --> 00:21:00,433
Jules. Jules Jay.
424
00:21:00,467 --> 00:21:01,583
You like to ride, Jules?
425
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:04,811
Excuse me?
426
00:21:04,845 --> 00:21:06,446
Horses?
427
00:21:06,480 --> 00:21:08,398
Oh, oh.
428
00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:09,580
Yeah. Yeah, mhmm.
429
00:21:09,613 --> 00:21:10,962
Yeah, I love horses.
430
00:21:10,995 --> 00:21:13,103
Umm, ponies.
431
00:21:13,137 --> 00:21:15,793
I really love all sizes.
432
00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:16,593
Knock-knock.
433
00:21:16,627 --> 00:21:18,642
- Hey, how's it going?
- Yeah, good.
434
00:21:18,675 --> 00:21:19,991
How we doing in here?
How you doing, man?
435
00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:21,680
I'm sorry, I'm Jack chambers.
436
00:21:21,713 --> 00:21:22,998
- Is this girl bothering you?
- Fuck off.
437
00:21:23,022 --> 00:21:23,853
Hey, you fuck off.
438
00:21:23,887 --> 00:21:25,393
Although, actually I uh...
439
00:21:26,767 --> 00:21:27,767
Oh, um...
440
00:21:29,710 --> 00:21:31,438
Look at that.
That's so fun.
441
00:21:31,472 --> 00:21:33,020
Uh, this has been great,
but we've gotta go.
442
00:21:33,044 --> 00:21:33,738
We really have to go.
443
00:21:33,771 --> 00:21:35,025
- Oh, okay.
- Yeah, come on.
444
00:21:35,058 --> 00:21:36,089
Dude, it was lovely meeting you.
445
00:21:36,113 --> 00:21:37,135
Nice.
446
00:21:37,168 --> 00:21:38,770
Yeah, okay.
Let's go, come on.
447
00:21:38,804 --> 00:21:39,858
Hmm.
448
00:21:39,892 --> 00:21:42,832
Meet me at the stables later
and we can take a ride.
449
00:21:42,865 --> 00:21:44,235
Okay.
450
00:21:44,268 --> 00:21:45,458
Yeah, for sure.
451
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,666
David Dean, stream team manager.
452
00:21:58,700 --> 00:22:00,365
Hi.
453
00:22:00,398 --> 00:22:01,515
Hey David, how's your wife?
454
00:22:01,548 --> 00:22:03,435
Yeah, David, where's your ring?
455
00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:05,418
Yeah, isn't she pregnant
or something?
456
00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:07,728
Okay, I get it.
457
00:22:07,762 --> 00:22:08,973
Hey guys, it's Jules. And...
458
00:22:09,007 --> 00:22:10,450
Look at 'em.
459
00:22:10,484 --> 00:22:12,876
Ignoring all the signs.
460
00:22:12,910 --> 00:22:15,883
Hey guys, what's up?
It's jul... so weird.
461
00:22:15,917 --> 00:22:17,265
Everybody but her.
462
00:22:17,298 --> 00:22:18,225
What's wrong?
463
00:22:18,258 --> 00:22:19,660
My post isn't uploading.
464
00:22:19,693 --> 00:22:21,611
Oh, Beverly, I just got a ping
from downstairs.
465
00:22:21,645 --> 00:22:22,993
They're ready for David.
466
00:22:23,027 --> 00:22:24,555
Of course.
467
00:22:24,588 --> 00:22:26,547
Business affairs would like to
go over some deal points.
468
00:22:26,571 --> 00:22:29,006
Oh, yeah, great.
469
00:22:29,040 --> 00:22:31,602
Separating the group one by one.
470
00:22:31,635 --> 00:22:33,680
That means Jack, Flynn, Liz,
Jules.
471
00:22:33,713 --> 00:22:35,505
It's time for you to meet
Mr. Rektor.
472
00:22:35,538 --> 00:22:36,721
Right this way.
473
00:22:36,755 --> 00:22:39,788
Typical vampire
pack-hunting tactics.
474
00:22:39,822 --> 00:22:41,360
You guys have this without me?
475
00:22:41,393 --> 00:22:42,393
Yeah, we got it.
476
00:22:48,082 --> 00:22:49,123
This is where I leave you.
477
00:22:50,255 --> 00:22:51,181
I'm sorry.
478
00:22:51,215 --> 00:22:52,525
This is where you leave me?
479
00:22:52,560 --> 00:22:55,084
Now this part I admit,
it's a bit of a mystery.
480
00:23:03,050 --> 00:23:05,517
See yours truly is gonna use
a little creative license
481
00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:07,247
and paint a picture.
482
00:23:07,281 --> 00:23:10,254
Like that time in Miami
when a Cuban vamp syndicate
483
00:23:10,287 --> 00:23:13,545
lured the bodyguard
of a congressman to a penthouse.
484
00:23:15,436 --> 00:23:17,417
The bastard never saw it coming.
485
00:23:17,450 --> 00:23:19,949
David Dean, stream team manager.
486
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:22,512
Which brings me back
to this idiot schmuck turd.
487
00:23:22,546 --> 00:23:25,034
Uh, I was told to meet here
to go over the deal points.
488
00:23:25,067 --> 00:23:26,827
Nah, that's not the right music.
489
00:23:26,861 --> 00:23:27,914
Let's try this.
490
00:23:30,352 --> 00:23:31,564
That's more like it.
491
00:23:38,317 --> 00:23:40,172
Alright, I know
what you're thinking.
492
00:23:40,206 --> 00:23:43,115
Why they don't just get to it
and waste this asshole?
493
00:23:43,149 --> 00:23:45,900
I'll tell you.
It's a chemical thing.
494
00:23:45,934 --> 00:23:48,559
They say the more anticipation
and fear
495
00:23:48,592 --> 00:23:51,819
that the victim can experience
before the bloodletting,
496
00:23:51,852 --> 00:23:53,644
makes the blood taste
even sweeter.
497
00:23:53,677 --> 00:23:54,677
Jeez.
498
00:24:04,786 --> 00:24:05,786
Fuck...
499
00:24:33,776 --> 00:24:36,105
So, where is Steven?
500
00:24:36,139 --> 00:24:37,456
Natalie didn't tell you?
501
00:24:37,489 --> 00:24:39,281
Not yet.
502
00:24:39,314 --> 00:24:41,865
Steven can't actually see you.
503
00:24:41,899 --> 00:24:43,437
Excuse me?
504
00:24:43,471 --> 00:24:45,357
My husband is in need of care
505
00:24:45,391 --> 00:24:47,499
and he's only able to interact
in person with those
506
00:24:47,532 --> 00:24:49,007
who have taken the vaccine.
507
00:24:49,041 --> 00:24:50,505
Our vaccine.
508
00:24:50,539 --> 00:24:52,109
So, without further ado.
509
00:24:55,603 --> 00:24:56,845
Greetings, my friends.
510
00:24:56,879 --> 00:24:57,942
I thank you for making
the journey
511
00:24:57,966 --> 00:24:59,082
with such short notice.
512
00:24:59,116 --> 00:25:00,137
Of course, sir.
513
00:25:00,170 --> 00:25:01,867
We are massive fans.
514
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,307
- Yeah.
- We are?
515
00:25:03,341 --> 00:25:04,469
I suppose you might be wondering
about Beverly and I
516
00:25:04,493 --> 00:25:06,825
took such an interest
in your little outfit.
517
00:25:06,859 --> 00:25:08,137
Definitely.
518
00:25:08,171 --> 00:25:10,475
After a century
of infecting our planet
519
00:25:10,509 --> 00:25:13,450
with greed, toxins,
and overpopulation,
520
00:25:13,484 --> 00:25:15,729
the planet is fighting back.
521
00:25:15,763 --> 00:25:17,069
The viruses won't stop.
522
00:25:17,102 --> 00:25:18,957
They will continue to mutate.
523
00:25:18,991 --> 00:25:20,624
So, we need to build
a new kind of human.
524
00:25:20,657 --> 00:25:22,059
Stronger, immune.
525
00:25:22,092 --> 00:25:24,074
True warriors.
526
00:25:24,107 --> 00:25:26,352
And you all can be the match
that lights the fire.
527
00:25:26,386 --> 00:25:27,376
Huh.
528
00:25:27,409 --> 00:25:29,359
- Amazing.
- Really?
529
00:25:29,392 --> 00:25:31,247
What my genius husband
is trying to say,
530
00:25:31,281 --> 00:25:32,628
is that we think
you can help us promote
531
00:25:32,652 --> 00:25:34,961
the rektor foundation's
new super vaccine
532
00:25:34,994 --> 00:25:36,881
that can turn millions
of possible deaths
533
00:25:36,914 --> 00:25:39,761
into something even more amazing
than just being alive.
534
00:25:39,794 --> 00:25:41,712
Being totally immune
to everything.
535
00:25:41,746 --> 00:25:44,265
And for your promotion
to your combined user base
536
00:25:44,299 --> 00:25:46,185
of 55 million plus,
537
00:25:46,219 --> 00:25:49,519
we're gonna pay you to the tune
of $15 million.
538
00:25:49,552 --> 00:25:50,605
And that's just year one.
539
00:25:52,464 --> 00:25:53,707
Holy shit.
540
00:25:53,741 --> 00:25:55,469
♪ Oh man, I got a lot of gold ♪
541
00:25:55,502 --> 00:25:58,159
♪ stack that bread of dominoes,
anything is possible ♪
542
00:25:58,192 --> 00:26:01,039
♪ yeah ♪
543
00:26:01,072 --> 00:26:02,255
♪ I just, I just ♪
544
00:26:02,288 --> 00:26:03,215
♪ I just want them bad,
I just want them bad ♪
545
00:26:03,248 --> 00:26:04,248
-♪ yeah ♪
♪ bad ♪
546
00:26:04,273 --> 00:26:06,377
♪ I just want them bad,
I just... ♪
547
00:26:06,410 --> 00:26:07,664
- Uh, we're in.
- - Yeah.
548
00:26:07,697 --> 00:26:08,697
Nope.
549
00:26:10,609 --> 00:26:14,764
Uh, um,
do you mind giving us a beat?
550
00:26:14,797 --> 00:26:15,797
Of course.
551
00:26:20,431 --> 00:26:21,979
Jesus, Flynn,
we're about to make millions
552
00:26:22,003 --> 00:26:23,057
by saving the world.
553
00:26:23,091 --> 00:26:24,985
How is it possible you can find
a problem with that?
554
00:26:25,009 --> 00:26:26,220
She's got a point, sis.
555
00:26:26,254 --> 00:26:27,761
But why us?
556
00:26:27,794 --> 00:26:30,641
Uh, hello.
She literally just told us.
557
00:26:30,674 --> 00:26:32,909
No way, they're...
They're hiding something, okay.
558
00:26:32,942 --> 00:26:35,441
That's too much money.
It's too top secret.
559
00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:36,369
That paper that
that guy gave me today...
560
00:26:36,403 --> 00:26:37,329
No, no,
561
00:26:37,363 --> 00:26:38,552
are you seriously talking
about the creepy guy
562
00:26:38,576 --> 00:26:39,502
who threatened to kill us?
563
00:26:39,536 --> 00:26:40,494
- Gross.
- Okay.
564
00:26:40,527 --> 00:26:41,897
Yes, the amount they're offering
565
00:26:41,930 --> 00:26:43,383
- is weirdly high.
- I mean, we would have do...
566
00:26:43,407 --> 00:26:44,714
We would have done this
for what?
567
00:26:44,747 --> 00:26:45,737
Half a mil?
568
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,119
And also, where's David?
569
00:26:47,152 --> 00:26:48,490
- He should be here, right?
- Yes.
570
00:26:48,524 --> 00:26:49,809
Okay, seriously, Jack.
571
00:26:49,843 --> 00:26:50,927
I can't with her.
572
00:26:50,961 --> 00:26:52,267
You always side
with your sister.
573
00:26:52,301 --> 00:26:53,259
What?
574
00:26:53,293 --> 00:26:56,170
Look, she is not you're only
dependent anymore.
575
00:26:56,204 --> 00:26:57,742
I'm your family now.
576
00:26:57,776 --> 00:26:59,257
Come on, don't you trust
my instincts?
577
00:27:03,472 --> 00:27:04,472
I'm sorry.
578
00:27:06,701 --> 00:27:08,587
- Fuck this. I'm out.
- Flynn?
579
00:27:08,621 --> 00:27:10,507
Jack, look,
just let her go, okay.
580
00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:12,617
Let her go.
It's not about her.
581
00:27:12,650 --> 00:27:14,379
This is about us.
582
00:27:14,412 --> 00:27:15,982
Okay.
583
00:27:16,016 --> 00:27:18,219
You built the stream team
from the ground up.
584
00:27:18,252 --> 00:27:19,252
You deserve this.
585
00:27:20,784 --> 00:27:22,122
Okay.
586
00:27:22,156 --> 00:27:23,884
Yeah, okay. Yeah.
587
00:27:23,917 --> 00:27:24,907
Let's do this.
588
00:27:24,941 --> 00:27:25,994
- Okay.
- Okay.
589
00:27:30,447 --> 00:27:34,961
Now, before you sign,
there's just one more thing.
590
00:27:34,994 --> 00:27:37,450
Times are changing
in our media empire.
591
00:27:37,484 --> 00:27:40,267
And because of Steven's health
and none of our heirs
592
00:27:40,301 --> 00:27:42,060
willing to take the reins,
593
00:27:42,094 --> 00:27:44,139
we've been on the hunt
for new partners.
594
00:27:44,172 --> 00:27:46,122
Not just to carry on the legacy
of our company,
595
00:27:46,156 --> 00:27:49,329
but to reinvent it
for today's audience.
596
00:27:49,363 --> 00:27:51,724
Jack, I've been watching you
for years.
597
00:27:51,757 --> 00:27:55,469
You can do so much more
and with my power,
598
00:27:55,502 --> 00:27:56,745
you'll be unstoppable.
599
00:27:57,770 --> 00:28:00,078
Uh, I'm sorry.
600
00:28:00,111 --> 00:28:02,030
Are you talking
about giving us your...
601
00:28:02,063 --> 00:28:03,886
My company?
602
00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:05,384
Yes.
603
00:28:05,418 --> 00:28:06,988
Oh.
604
00:28:07,021 --> 00:28:08,296
Oh, my god.
605
00:28:08,329 --> 00:28:09,551
It's really happening, babe.
606
00:28:09,585 --> 00:28:10,575
We're gonna be billionaires.
607
00:28:10,608 --> 00:28:11,788
Babe.
608
00:28:11,821 --> 00:28:12,779
Ahem.
609
00:28:12,813 --> 00:28:14,288
Uh, no offense.
610
00:28:14,322 --> 00:28:17,674
We are insanely flattered,
but um... why us?
611
00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:19,404
It's simple math, really.
612
00:28:19,438 --> 00:28:21,324
Our research shows
that you alone engage
613
00:28:21,358 --> 00:28:23,498
with ten times more users
under the age of 25
614
00:28:23,531 --> 00:28:27,179
than any other public figure
in the world.
615
00:28:27,213 --> 00:28:28,393
I do?
616
00:28:28,426 --> 00:28:30,798
Of course you do,
my handsome man.
617
00:28:32,047 --> 00:28:33,877
Your 55 million followers
are just the beginning.
618
00:28:33,901 --> 00:28:35,693
Combined with our network
capabilities,
619
00:28:35,726 --> 00:28:37,708
they will expand to hundreds
of millions,
620
00:28:37,741 --> 00:28:39,754
become the backbone
of consumer buyers,
621
00:28:39,788 --> 00:28:42,824
controlling advertising spends,
political influence,
622
00:28:42,858 --> 00:28:44,143
and world markets.
623
00:28:47,341 --> 00:28:50,473
What we're proposing
is a trial merger.
624
00:28:50,506 --> 00:28:53,004
See, how we feel about you
and your new role
625
00:28:53,038 --> 00:28:54,735
as leader of our media group
626
00:28:54,768 --> 00:28:56,889
and after six months,
we make it a little more formal.
627
00:28:59,758 --> 00:29:01,328
It's a simple offer sheet.
628
00:29:01,362 --> 00:29:02,668
David already looked it over.
629
00:29:02,701 --> 00:29:04,398
- It's just...
- Oh, fuck.
630
00:29:05,328 --> 00:29:07,088
Anything you see
or participate in
631
00:29:07,122 --> 00:29:09,641
during this trial merger
stays between us.
632
00:29:09,675 --> 00:29:12,943
It's like a formal family deal
before all the business stuff
633
00:29:12,976 --> 00:29:14,030
gets ironed out.
634
00:29:18,188 --> 00:29:19,600
Yeah.
635
00:29:24,433 --> 00:29:25,866
You ready?
636
00:29:25,900 --> 00:29:30,634
Uh... here we go.
637
00:29:37,905 --> 00:29:38,926
Great.
638
00:29:41,682 --> 00:29:43,146
- Oh, it's amazing.
- Yeah.
639
00:29:47,020 --> 00:29:49,001
This is seriously the best day
of my life.
640
00:29:49,035 --> 00:29:50,515
Well, I mean apart
from our wedding...
641
00:29:50,543 --> 00:29:52,335
- Yeah.
- Of course.
642
00:29:52,368 --> 00:29:53,706
What's up, my jullionaires?
643
00:29:53,740 --> 00:29:57,103
I'm getting ready for a date
with a real life cowboy.
644
00:29:57,136 --> 00:30:00,299
So, if you have pro tips,
make sure to dm them to me
645
00:30:00,333 --> 00:30:03,053
or comment down below
to impress him.
646
00:30:03,086 --> 00:30:06,218
And I've also been using
wewe face glow,
647
00:30:06,251 --> 00:30:09,066
which is what's keeping me
glowing.
648
00:30:09,100 --> 00:30:12,590
So, uh, for more info,
just check in the link above.
649
00:30:12,623 --> 00:30:15,596
Or swipe up to see more.
650
00:30:15,630 --> 00:30:16,630
Bye, guys.
651
00:30:19,406 --> 00:30:20,459
Oh, Jesus.
652
00:30:22,381 --> 00:30:23,951
What, is the deal off?
653
00:30:23,985 --> 00:30:26,156
No, deal's very much on.
654
00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:28,013
Then what's wrong?
655
00:30:28,046 --> 00:30:30,006
Uh, there is something seriously
off about this place
656
00:30:30,030 --> 00:30:32,011
and I want no part of it.
657
00:30:32,045 --> 00:30:33,488
Okay.
658
00:30:33,522 --> 00:30:35,144
Don't have a Flynn attack.
659
00:30:35,178 --> 00:30:37,486
- Calm down.
- I'm calm.
660
00:30:37,520 --> 00:30:39,913
I'm just telling you
I think we should go now.
661
00:30:39,946 --> 00:30:41,611
What about your brother and Liz?
662
00:30:41,645 --> 00:30:43,594
They won't listen.
663
00:30:43,628 --> 00:30:45,356
I think this shit's bad.
664
00:30:45,390 --> 00:30:48,204
Okay, what if that guy
on the road earlier was right
665
00:30:48,238 --> 00:30:50,219
and these people
aren't just greedy,
666
00:30:50,253 --> 00:30:51,823
they're evil?
667
00:30:51,856 --> 00:30:53,321
Evil, really?
668
00:30:53,355 --> 00:30:55,790
That thing I read earlier said
rektor's up to something.
669
00:30:55,823 --> 00:30:58,184
And now they're offering us
all this crazy money
670
00:30:58,218 --> 00:30:59,914
to help them promote it.
671
00:30:59,948 --> 00:31:01,391
What kind of money?
672
00:31:01,425 --> 00:31:02,478
Half a mil? Million?
673
00:31:02,511 --> 00:31:04,271
Are they including me?
674
00:31:04,305 --> 00:31:05,548
I'm serious.
675
00:31:05,581 --> 00:31:07,626
- Are you coming with me or not?
- I would.
676
00:31:07,660 --> 00:31:09,261
I really, really would but um,
677
00:31:09,295 --> 00:31:10,696
actually I have a date tonight.
678
00:31:10,729 --> 00:31:12,363
Harry.
679
00:31:12,396 --> 00:31:14,251
A date.
680
00:31:14,285 --> 00:31:15,855
Oh, Flynn, come on.
681
00:31:15,888 --> 00:31:17,711
No, no, it's super cool.
682
00:31:17,745 --> 00:31:18,798
No one believes me.
683
00:31:18,831 --> 00:31:21,034
Everyone thinks
I'm just fucking nuts.
684
00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:23,914
I guess I'll try to find
a signal somewhere
685
00:31:23,948 --> 00:31:25,644
and see if I can catch an uber
686
00:31:25,678 --> 00:31:28,778
to go play my semi-final
deathmatch alone.
687
00:31:28,811 --> 00:31:30,793
Okay, sorry.
688
00:31:30,826 --> 00:31:32,523
Text me.
689
00:31:32,556 --> 00:31:33,797
Good luck with your deathmatch.
690
00:31:46,155 --> 00:31:47,566
You gotta be shitting me.
691
00:31:54,383 --> 00:31:55,563
I can... unbelievable.
692
00:32:01,483 --> 00:32:03,496
Merry Christmas, motherfuckers.
693
00:32:40,716 --> 00:32:42,508
-Shhh, shh.
694
00:32:42,541 --> 00:32:43,816
Don't... don't move.
695
00:32:43,849 --> 00:32:44,713
Sshh.
696
00:32:44,746 --> 00:32:47,213
Don't scream.
697
00:32:47,246 --> 00:32:49,038
- Get away from me.
- Shhh.
698
00:32:49,071 --> 00:32:50,768
The feeding hour is upon us.
699
00:32:50,802 --> 00:32:53,775
Their heightened senses means
they can see everything.
700
00:32:56,203 --> 00:32:57,161
What the hell's the matter
with you, dude?
701
00:32:57,195 --> 00:32:58,543
You can't just grab me.
702
00:32:58,576 --> 00:32:59,819
You know what?
703
00:32:59,853 --> 00:33:00,884
They had a valid fucking point.
704
00:33:00,908 --> 00:33:01,739
You're the one
I should be scared of.
705
00:33:01,773 --> 00:33:03,818
Not rektor.
706
00:33:03,851 --> 00:33:04,935
Put that mace down.
707
00:33:04,968 --> 00:33:06,602
I'm trying to save you, Flynn.
708
00:33:06,635 --> 00:33:07,688
How do you know my name?
709
00:33:07,722 --> 00:33:08,488
I'll explain that later.
710
00:33:08,522 --> 00:33:10,157
No, you're going to
explain it now
711
00:33:10,190 --> 00:33:11,212
or I'm screaming.
712
00:33:11,245 --> 00:33:12,366
We don't have time for this.
713
00:33:14,030 --> 00:33:15,242
Yeah, yeah, you're right.
714
00:33:17,005 --> 00:33:18,185
Where the hell are you going?
715
00:33:18,219 --> 00:33:19,630
Hey!
716
00:33:19,664 --> 00:33:21,645
You can't get a fucking signal
out here.
717
00:33:21,679 --> 00:33:23,440
They only get a signal
when they want you to.
718
00:33:24,137 --> 00:33:24,935
Hey?
719
00:33:24,969 --> 00:33:27,469
Come with me now
before it's too late.
720
00:33:27,502 --> 00:33:28,903
I don't need your help, old man.
721
00:33:35,688 --> 00:33:37,069
Oh, I love this.
722
00:33:37,102 --> 00:33:40,972
The smell is so authentic.
723
00:33:41,005 --> 00:33:42,217
It's great.
724
00:33:45,067 --> 00:33:47,143
Jules...
725
00:33:47,177 --> 00:33:48,842
I'm waiting for you.
726
00:33:48,875 --> 00:33:49,897
Harry?
727
00:33:52,430 --> 00:33:53,832
Is that you?
728
00:33:53,865 --> 00:33:55,752
Why don't you come this way,
little lady?
729
00:33:58,992 --> 00:34:01,353
Shit.
730
00:34:24,459 --> 00:34:25,480
Guys?
731
00:34:25,514 --> 00:34:26,925
Guys?
732
00:34:31,020 --> 00:34:32,907
Jack?
733
00:34:32,940 --> 00:34:33,962
Liz?
734
00:34:40,905 --> 00:34:41,905
Shit.
735
00:34:50,030 --> 00:34:51,147
That's more like it.
736
00:35:14,315 --> 00:35:15,885
Shit!
737
00:35:15,919 --> 00:35:16,919
Fuck.
738
00:35:27,977 --> 00:35:30,222
Calm down, you freak.
739
00:35:30,255 --> 00:35:32,016
You're just letting Flynn
get into your head.
740
00:35:42,377 --> 00:35:44,622
I uh, took the Liberty
of trying the wine.
741
00:35:46,059 --> 00:35:47,080
It's really good.
742
00:35:48,812 --> 00:35:51,374
Is it biodynamic?
743
00:35:51,407 --> 00:35:52,587
Jules?
744
00:35:59,277 --> 00:36:01,775
Don't worry, cutie,
I'm coming for you.
745
00:36:10,248 --> 00:36:12,072
Hello, Jules.
746
00:36:12,105 --> 00:36:13,359
Oh, shit.
747
00:36:14,732 --> 00:36:18,222
Listen, I'm not gonna
tell anyone
748
00:36:18,255 --> 00:36:20,332
what you guys are up to.
749
00:36:20,365 --> 00:36:21,387
-I promise.
750
00:36:21,420 --> 00:36:23,275
Just... just... just let me go.
751
00:36:23,309 --> 00:36:25,100
That's not happening, Jules.
752
00:36:25,134 --> 00:36:26,862
Okay. I thought
that you were a nice guy!
753
00:36:26,895 --> 00:36:28,043
No, I ain't.
754
00:36:28,077 --> 00:36:29,130
Why me?
755
00:36:29,164 --> 00:36:30,797
You... you love animals.
756
00:36:30,830 --> 00:36:32,073
Remember, the whales?
757
00:36:32,107 --> 00:36:33,835
I love animals.
758
00:36:33,869 --> 00:36:36,008
I just hate humans.
759
00:36:37,614 --> 00:36:38,614
Jules!
760
00:36:41,897 --> 00:36:44,110
You smell tender and juicy.
761
00:36:44,144 --> 00:36:46,990
Aah!
762
00:36:47,024 --> 00:36:49,227
Never trust a guy
with a man bun.
763
00:36:49,260 --> 00:36:50,260
Jules!
764
00:36:53,997 --> 00:36:56,137
Flynn! Flynn!
765
00:36:56,170 --> 00:36:57,550
Don't fight the catch...
766
00:36:59,789 --> 00:37:01,485
We have a connection.
767
00:37:18,314 --> 00:37:20,654
- Jules!
- Flynn! Flynn!
768
00:37:29,580 --> 00:37:30,602
Ah!
769
00:37:36,881 --> 00:37:38,408
Lesson learned.
770
00:37:38,442 --> 00:37:40,877
Never accept a date from a dude
with a man bun.
771
00:37:47,535 --> 00:37:49,865
No. No, no, no, no.
772
00:37:49,899 --> 00:37:52,365
No more swipes up for you,
sweetheart.
773
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:56,975
You have nowhere to run!
774
00:38:08,044 --> 00:38:10,024
Looks like you needed my help
after all.
775
00:38:10,058 --> 00:38:10,824
How did you...
776
00:38:10,857 --> 00:38:12,936
Know you're gonna get
eaten alive?
777
00:38:12,969 --> 00:38:13,969
Kind of, yeah.
778
00:38:22,063 --> 00:38:23,782
You should come out with me.
I'll show you.
779
00:38:27,496 --> 00:38:28,391
Really?
780
00:38:28,424 --> 00:38:30,121
We're gonna do this shit again?
781
00:38:30,154 --> 00:38:31,724
No, no, I'm coming. I just...
782
00:38:31,758 --> 00:38:33,096
We have to save my brother, too.
783
00:38:34,216 --> 00:38:36,039
Alright, we'll see. Come on.
784
00:38:41,263 --> 00:38:43,751
Oh, wow.
785
00:38:43,784 --> 00:38:45,639
This feels like...
786
00:38:45,673 --> 00:38:46,673
Home?
787
00:38:50,029 --> 00:38:53,836
Our 500 print and television
subsidiaries worldwide
788
00:38:53,869 --> 00:38:56,684
make up 90 percent
of the global market.
789
00:38:56,718 --> 00:38:59,438
By the end of the decade,
we plan to have acquired
790
00:38:59,471 --> 00:39:00,967
- all of them.
- Sweet.
791
00:39:01,001 --> 00:39:01,799
People, they call me,
792
00:39:01,833 --> 00:39:04,238
heartless, a capitalist,
a gold digger.
793
00:39:04,271 --> 00:39:06,854
And this of course one
of our many satellite locations,
794
00:39:06,887 --> 00:39:09,449
where all data and imagery
are run through our algorithms
795
00:39:09,483 --> 00:39:11,148
straight up to the cloud.
796
00:39:11,181 --> 00:39:12,846
Sweet.
797
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:15,209
Algorithms are kind of my jam.
798
00:39:15,243 --> 00:39:17,804
I just... I keep searching
for a sense of security
799
00:39:17,838 --> 00:39:19,334
and I know that the second
I find it,
800
00:39:19,367 --> 00:39:20,874
I'm gonna be a whole new person.
801
00:39:22,184 --> 00:39:26,634
Well, I think you found it,
baby girl.
802
00:39:26,668 --> 00:39:27,668
Come on.
803
00:39:28,683 --> 00:39:30,284
We like to think
of our algorithm
804
00:39:30,318 --> 00:39:32,394
as a giant filter
805
00:39:32,428 --> 00:39:35,306
for all the world's facts,
narratives, and viewpoints.
806
00:39:35,339 --> 00:39:36,551
You ready for some real fun?
807
00:39:36,584 --> 00:39:37,584
Yes.
808
00:39:40,909 --> 00:39:42,247
Oh, wow.
809
00:39:42,281 --> 00:39:44,041
Whether you're moderate
or conservative
810
00:39:44,074 --> 00:39:47,817
leftist, fascist, anarchist,
it doesn't matter to us.
811
00:39:47,851 --> 00:39:50,349
My 1975 halston.
812
00:39:50,383 --> 00:39:53,229
Jackie onassis wore it once
before I bought it.
813
00:39:53,263 --> 00:39:54,474
Do you wanna try it on?
814
00:39:54,508 --> 00:39:56,204
Heck yeah.
815
00:40:01,607 --> 00:40:04,201
What's mine is yours.
816
00:40:04,234 --> 00:40:05,773
Our ethos has always been,
817
00:40:05,806 --> 00:40:07,851
why be a part
of the conversation,
818
00:40:07,884 --> 00:40:10,636
when you could construct
the conversation itself?
819
00:40:12,104 --> 00:40:13,104
Great question.
820
00:40:15,881 --> 00:40:16,962
Sorry, was that a question?
821
00:40:22,633 --> 00:40:25,131
Good eye.
822
00:40:25,164 --> 00:40:28,106
This is some top secret shit
823
00:40:28,139 --> 00:40:30,216
that I should not be
showing you.
824
00:40:30,249 --> 00:40:31,661
Is it Botox?
825
00:40:31,694 --> 00:40:33,549
This is the vaccine.
826
00:40:35,081 --> 00:40:36,967
It's gonna heal the world.
827
00:40:37,001 --> 00:40:39,657
Total immunity to everything.
828
00:40:39,691 --> 00:40:40,691
Everything?
829
00:40:42,191 --> 00:40:47,021
Just one little shot
and nothing will ever stop you.
830
00:40:47,054 --> 00:40:48,582
Can I do it now?
831
00:40:48,616 --> 00:40:50,091
No.
832
00:40:50,124 --> 00:40:51,789
Oh.
833
00:40:51,823 --> 00:40:53,192
But.
834
00:40:53,226 --> 00:40:54,796
But?
835
00:40:54,829 --> 00:40:57,834
Seeing that we're already
like family
836
00:40:57,868 --> 00:41:00,872
and this is a momentous
occasion,
837
00:41:00,906 --> 00:41:02,697
it feels right
to make an exception.
838
00:41:05,579 --> 00:41:09,544
Now, if an ageless billionaire
has pulled you into a wardrobe,
839
00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:12,424
inviting you to try
a secret serum in a syringe
840
00:41:12,458 --> 00:41:14,344
from a creepy wooden box...
841
00:41:14,378 --> 00:41:16,781
You ready to be
an untouchable queen?
842
00:41:16,814 --> 00:41:17,709
Just say...
843
00:41:17,743 --> 00:41:18,669
Yes.
844
00:41:18,703 --> 00:41:19,882
Yes, please.
845
00:41:19,916 --> 00:41:22,478
Wrong answer, sweetheart.
846
00:41:22,511 --> 00:41:23,786
Hey, uh, thanks for the tour,
847
00:41:23,819 --> 00:41:25,991
but I should probably
be heading back.
848
00:41:26,024 --> 00:41:27,689
My sister
and my friends are probably
849
00:41:27,723 --> 00:41:28,744
wondering about me.
850
00:41:29,927 --> 00:41:31,086
Here we go.
851
00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:37,194
You haven't even met
Mr. Rektor yet.
852
00:41:37,228 --> 00:41:40,074
Oh, uh, oh, why, is he around?
853
00:42:26,567 --> 00:42:30,216
Welcome to the rest
of your life.
854
00:42:34,891 --> 00:42:36,334
No shit.
855
00:42:39,406 --> 00:42:42,442
I grew up pulling all-nighters
to watch re-runs of your show.
856
00:42:44,428 --> 00:42:46,504
Catch a criminal
with Elliot Jones.
857
00:42:46,538 --> 00:42:49,226
If you're a criminal
preying on the innocent,
858
00:42:49,259 --> 00:42:51,146
if you assault, rape,
and kill...
859
00:42:51,179 --> 00:42:52,106
Aahhh!
860
00:42:52,139 --> 00:42:53,836
We have a message for you.
861
00:42:53,869 --> 00:42:54,796
Watch out.
862
00:42:54,829 --> 00:42:56,906
Justice is back in town.
863
00:42:56,939 --> 00:42:59,849
Ride alone with Elliot Jones
as he investigates,
864
00:42:59,883 --> 00:43:02,539
pursues,
and brings down the darkest,
865
00:43:02,573 --> 00:43:05,609
most elusive night stalking
predators on our streets.
866
00:43:05,643 --> 00:43:07,656
Catch a criminal
with Elliot Jones.
867
00:43:07,689 --> 00:43:09,196
Making america safer.
868
00:43:13,196 --> 00:43:15,366
Catch a criminal
with Elliot Jones.
869
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:19,206
Thursdays at-00,
- 00 central on bdn.
870
00:43:26,793 --> 00:43:27,793
What happened to you?
871
00:43:33,703 --> 00:43:36,908
My daughter, Molly, she was...
872
00:43:38,503 --> 00:43:40,200
She was murdered
in the hotel suite
873
00:43:40,233 --> 00:43:41,930
of a record label executive.
874
00:43:44,812 --> 00:43:50,285
So... there was a trial,
highly publicized search
875
00:43:50,319 --> 00:43:52,901
for her killer
and all that bullshit.
876
00:43:52,935 --> 00:43:57,321
That's what led to setting
the whole show in motion.
877
00:43:57,355 --> 00:44:00,581
But it was all for her,
it was all for Molly.
878
00:44:03,790 --> 00:44:07,692
I followed every clue
until it led me to the...
879
00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:11,405
The owner of the record label.
880
00:44:11,439 --> 00:44:13,388
Hmm.
881
00:44:13,422 --> 00:44:19,560
Who also happened to be
the owner of the network
882
00:44:19,593 --> 00:44:21,733
that paid for my show.
883
00:44:21,766 --> 00:44:23,273
Steven rektor.
884
00:44:26,218 --> 00:44:28,421
Steven fucking rektor.
885
00:44:31,240 --> 00:44:33,643
This is our newest feature,
886
00:44:33,677 --> 00:44:36,133
personally designed
by Mr. Rektor himself.
887
00:44:36,166 --> 00:44:36,964
It's the latest
888
00:44:36,999 --> 00:44:39,593
in immersive
audio-visual experiences.
889
00:44:39,627 --> 00:44:41,165
What like vr?
890
00:44:41,199 --> 00:44:42,568
Like nothing you've ever seen.
891
00:44:46,473 --> 00:44:48,550
A lot of people think
that vampires is the stuff
892
00:44:48,583 --> 00:44:51,176
of fairy tales, and novels,
and all that bullshit.
893
00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:53,993
But little do they know
that bram stoker himself
894
00:44:54,027 --> 00:44:55,628
was a vampire!
895
00:44:55,662 --> 00:44:58,920
Making up lies to distract us
from the truth.
896
00:44:58,953 --> 00:45:02,981
That the vampire illuminati
not only walks among us,
897
00:45:03,015 --> 00:45:08,361
they've gamed our entire system,
our financial institutions.
898
00:45:08,395 --> 00:45:10,376
We got shadow governments
making up laws
899
00:45:10,410 --> 00:45:12,107
we don't even
fucking know about.
900
00:45:12,140 --> 00:45:15,303
Massive media mergers,
algorithms, data mining
901
00:45:15,337 --> 00:45:17,255
to control what people think.
902
00:45:17,288 --> 00:45:19,850
While the police state
keeps us in line.
903
00:45:20,748 --> 00:45:23,468
Now, we got a vaccine.
904
00:45:23,502 --> 00:45:25,895
Yeah, all in the name
of healing the world
905
00:45:25,928 --> 00:45:28,427
when it's really about keeping
our blood clean enough
906
00:45:28,460 --> 00:45:29,893
for their consumption.
907
00:45:29,926 --> 00:45:34,281
Rooting out the prey from
a super society of predators
908
00:45:34,315 --> 00:45:40,453
who worship at the altar
of a vampire illuminati.
909
00:45:40,486 --> 00:45:41,803
And that's the truth, baby.
910
00:45:44,559 --> 00:45:48,006
Okay so, I just lie there.
911
00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:50,855
Clothes on obviously, right.
No? Okay, I'm joking.
912
00:45:50,888 --> 00:45:51,941
Alright.
913
00:45:53,863 --> 00:45:55,085
Whoa, here we go.
914
00:45:58,990 --> 00:46:00,170
Have fun.
915
00:46:55,725 --> 00:46:56,725
Hello?
916
00:46:59,017 --> 00:47:00,017
Hello, Jack.
917
00:47:02,667 --> 00:47:03,783
Steven?
918
00:47:03,817 --> 00:47:05,576
Cocksuckers, hang on a second.
919
00:47:06,823 --> 00:47:08,488
Here we go.
920
00:47:08,522 --> 00:47:09,575
Here we go.
921
00:47:12,172 --> 00:47:13,383
The omega society.
922
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:15,240
It's the oldest
and most secretive society
923
00:47:15,273 --> 00:47:17,065
on the planet.
924
00:47:17,098 --> 00:47:18,573
It's more of a cult really.
925
00:47:20,073 --> 00:47:22,730
Their origins date back
since before recorded history.
926
00:47:23,882 --> 00:47:24,935
Want a smoke?
927
00:47:24,968 --> 00:47:26,950
Uh, I... I vape.
928
00:47:26,983 --> 00:47:27,983
Grow up.
929
00:47:29,895 --> 00:47:34,925
Look, they lived off the blood
of small mammals until...
930
00:47:34,959 --> 00:47:38,090
Until they realized
that drinking human blood
931
00:47:38,123 --> 00:47:40,263
would give them immortal life.
932
00:47:40,297 --> 00:47:43,111
If they drank it often enough.
933
00:47:43,145 --> 00:47:45,000
But it wasn't long
until us humans
934
00:47:45,033 --> 00:47:46,635
started fighting back.
935
00:47:46,668 --> 00:47:47,499
By the middle ages,
936
00:47:47,533 --> 00:47:49,357
we had these motherfuckers
on the run.
937
00:47:49,390 --> 00:47:52,775
Then, they came up
with a new tactic.
938
00:47:52,808 --> 00:47:56,077
Fleeing their villages
in a mass migration.
939
00:47:56,110 --> 00:47:58,661
And then reintegrating
into our society,
940
00:47:58,695 --> 00:48:03,303
pretending... pretending,
mind you, to be one of us.
941
00:48:03,337 --> 00:48:04,780
But they're weak.
942
00:48:04,813 --> 00:48:06,637
They have a disease.
943
00:48:06,670 --> 00:48:10,118
The whole family
has had a disease for 350 years.
944
00:48:10,152 --> 00:48:12,460
And now rektor's dying.
945
00:48:12,493 --> 00:48:14,412
And he thinks you're the cure.
946
00:48:14,445 --> 00:48:15,755
What do you mean cure?
947
00:48:15,790 --> 00:48:18,220
Hunters way before me have been
documenting their kills
948
00:48:18,253 --> 00:48:19,749
for centuries.
949
00:48:19,782 --> 00:48:23,240
But there is one event
that changed everything.
950
00:48:23,274 --> 00:48:25,034
1627.
951
00:48:25,067 --> 00:48:27,144
During the würzberg
witch trials,
952
00:48:27,177 --> 00:48:30,309
a young woman,
a leper was prayed over
953
00:48:30,342 --> 00:48:33,769
by a powerful French cleric
Armand Jean du som...
954
00:48:33,802 --> 00:48:34,792
Something.
955
00:48:34,826 --> 00:48:36,965
Said to be touched by god
himself.
956
00:48:36,999 --> 00:48:38,442
Anyway, puts his hands on her,
957
00:48:38,476 --> 00:48:41,164
says a prayer, and boom,
she's healed.
958
00:48:41,198 --> 00:48:42,156
Just like that.
959
00:48:42,189 --> 00:48:43,276
True miracle.
960
00:48:43,309 --> 00:48:46,091
Well, she healed so fast,
they thought she was a witch.
961
00:48:46,124 --> 00:48:48,517
Decided to burn her at the stake
962
00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:51,175
but the night
before her execution,
963
00:48:51,209 --> 00:48:52,262
she had a visitor.
964
00:48:53,741 --> 00:48:56,746
A vampire patriarch
brutally drained her
965
00:48:56,779 --> 00:49:00,902
of every ounce of blood
in her frail body.
966
00:49:00,936 --> 00:49:06,282
But her blood...
It was special.
967
00:49:06,316 --> 00:49:08,772
Infused by
the holy spirit himself
968
00:49:08,805 --> 00:49:10,534
thanks to the cleric, you see.
969
00:49:10,567 --> 00:49:14,827
She was given the divine gift
of life.
970
00:49:14,861 --> 00:49:18,604
That will wreak havoc
on the dead.
971
00:49:18,638 --> 00:49:22,149
Her name was lost through time,
but she was forever referred to
972
00:49:22,182 --> 00:49:27,909
as the "geist des schicksals",
"the ghost of fate".
973
00:49:27,942 --> 00:49:30,504
And through the centuries,
that infected bloodline
974
00:49:30,537 --> 00:49:33,479
has run rampant
through the rektor family
975
00:49:33,512 --> 00:49:36,549
making each generation
shorter, and weaker,
976
00:49:36,582 --> 00:49:39,397
and more desperate
than the ones before.
977
00:49:39,431 --> 00:49:42,952
And now Steven rektor thinks
that you and Jack are the cure.
978
00:49:42,986 --> 00:49:44,134
Holy shit.
979
00:49:44,167 --> 00:49:46,085
And hell, I think they're right!
980
00:49:46,119 --> 00:49:49,092
My theory is that not only is
your blood the right type,
981
00:49:49,125 --> 00:49:51,402
but you and Jack have
rektor DNA.
982
00:49:51,436 --> 00:49:54,567
Your great grandpa
wilbur chambers
983
00:49:54,601 --> 00:49:59,589
married a Lydia riechtor,
which could have been rektor.
984
00:49:59,622 --> 00:50:01,255
Vampires are changing
their fucking names
985
00:50:01,289 --> 00:50:02,279
all the time,
986
00:50:02,312 --> 00:50:04,842
that's why they're after you.
987
00:50:04,876 --> 00:50:09,094
'Cause they think you and Jack
are part of the family.
988
00:50:09,127 --> 00:50:10,855
So, we gotta go now.
989
00:50:10,889 --> 00:50:12,364
We're not ready.
- Why not?
990
00:50:12,398 --> 00:50:13,862
We've gotta prepare.
991
00:50:13,896 --> 00:50:15,687
I thought that's what
we've been doing.
992
00:50:15,721 --> 00:50:17,892
I've been killing vamps
a long time, honey.
993
00:50:17,925 --> 00:50:21,162
Steven rektor,
that son of a bitch,
994
00:50:21,196 --> 00:50:22,353
he ain't no ordinary vampire.
995
00:50:22,377 --> 00:50:23,335
Nope.
996
00:50:23,369 --> 00:50:25,287
He's a dark lord,
997
00:50:25,321 --> 00:50:28,199
whose royal bloodline goes back
to the very beginning.
998
00:50:28,232 --> 00:50:29,960
Now, you take him out,
999
00:50:29,994 --> 00:50:32,112
you take out one of the biggest
vamp syndicates of all time.
1000
00:50:32,136 --> 00:50:34,507
I can't believe this is
my fucking life right now.
1001
00:50:34,541 --> 00:50:38,252
Okay. Rektor's birthday
as on record is 1921.
1002
00:50:39,626 --> 00:50:43,337
Now, a vampire's natural
lifespan is of course endless.
1003
00:50:43,371 --> 00:50:45,574
But no financial
or real estate records
1004
00:50:45,607 --> 00:50:47,947
ever show one vampire
ever living past
1005
00:50:47,981 --> 00:50:48,485
the century Mark.
1006
00:50:48,519 --> 00:50:50,152
What does that mean?
1007
00:50:50,186 --> 00:50:51,882
It means after 100 years,
1008
00:50:51,916 --> 00:50:54,920
they simply vanish
into thin air.
1009
00:50:54,954 --> 00:50:57,125
So you're saying that rektor
is near the...
1010
00:50:57,159 --> 00:50:59,045
Expiration date.
1011
00:50:59,079 --> 00:51:02,980
But he's also immortal,
so what does that mean?
1012
00:51:03,014 --> 00:51:06,440
Vampires age and die
just like you and me.
1013
00:51:06,474 --> 00:51:09,257
But their spirit never does.
1014
00:51:09,291 --> 00:51:12,454
They simply move on
to a new host.
1015
00:51:12,487 --> 00:51:14,279
Somebody they feel can carry on
their legacy.
1016
00:51:14,312 --> 00:51:16,294
Yup, yup, that's Jack.
1017
00:51:17,994 --> 00:51:19,237
I've been waiting for you.
1018
00:51:22,245 --> 00:51:23,467
Wow, man.
1019
00:51:23,501 --> 00:51:24,807
You look so...
1020
00:51:24,841 --> 00:51:25,830
Real.
1021
00:51:25,864 --> 00:51:27,687
Yeah.
1022
00:51:27,721 --> 00:51:29,259
What... and dude, this place,
it's...
1023
00:51:29,292 --> 00:51:30,757
It's ah...
1024
00:51:30,791 --> 00:51:33,194
You know, it's strange,
it kind of reminds me of, um...
1025
00:51:33,227 --> 00:51:34,439
Winston's bar and grill?
1026
00:51:35,981 --> 00:51:37,192
Yeah.
1027
00:51:37,226 --> 00:51:38,026
Dude.
1028
00:51:38,059 --> 00:51:39,112
Oh, yeah, no.
1029
00:51:39,146 --> 00:51:41,960
Man, I... I used to work here.
1030
00:51:41,994 --> 00:51:44,134
I mean not here,
you know the... the real one.
1031
00:51:44,167 --> 00:51:45,895
Not virtual, but...
1032
00:51:45,929 --> 00:51:47,720
Yeah, no, I... I was the dj.
1033
00:51:49,516 --> 00:51:51,655
I mean to be honest,
I was pretty fucking bad.
1034
00:51:52,873 --> 00:51:57,004
Umm, but this place is where
I made my first YouTube videos
1035
00:51:57,038 --> 00:51:57,732
with my roommate.
1036
00:51:57,765 --> 00:51:59,494
It's uh...
1037
00:51:59,527 --> 00:52:01,477
How did you know?
1038
00:52:01,511 --> 00:52:03,080
I know everything about you.
1039
00:52:03,114 --> 00:52:08,229
Your high school crush
to your first viral video.
1040
00:52:08,262 --> 00:52:11,140
The first million dollars
you ever made.
1041
00:52:11,174 --> 00:52:14,569
The day you met Liz
to the exact amount of money
1042
00:52:14,602 --> 00:52:17,417
in your checking account
right now.
1043
00:52:18,664 --> 00:52:20,455
Yeah. Oh, shit, uh...
1044
00:52:20,489 --> 00:52:23,367
You... about that,
umm, Mr. Rektor,
1045
00:52:23,401 --> 00:52:25,962
the reason that account
is so low is just because,
1046
00:52:25,996 --> 00:52:28,167
you know,
our overheads are so high.
1047
00:52:28,201 --> 00:52:30,340
Uh, but I can assure you
stream team's value
1048
00:52:30,374 --> 00:52:32,007
is still rocking high.
1049
00:52:32,041 --> 00:52:34,982
We don't care about all that.
1050
00:52:35,016 --> 00:52:37,830
Jack, everything you think
you know about the world,
1051
00:52:37,864 --> 00:52:40,520
it's all about to change.
1052
00:52:40,554 --> 00:52:43,147
You are about to change.
1053
00:52:43,181 --> 00:52:44,360
I am?
1054
00:52:44,394 --> 00:52:47,852
It's time for
your next evolutionary step.
1055
00:52:51,789 --> 00:52:53,349
Sorry, I...
1056
00:52:53,382 --> 00:52:54,889
I think I'm a bit confused.
1057
00:52:54,922 --> 00:52:58,476
Umm, when you say...
What do you mean...
1058
00:53:03,372 --> 00:53:06,314
Huh, what's going on?
1059
00:53:11,337 --> 00:53:12,337
Umm...
1060
00:53:17,066 --> 00:53:18,984
Hey guys, very funny.
1061
00:53:19,017 --> 00:53:20,872
I get it.
1062
00:53:20,906 --> 00:53:23,055
You know I thought this was
gonna be like a vr experience
1063
00:53:23,079 --> 00:53:25,924
on a beach,
you know or in space.
1064
00:53:25,958 --> 00:53:27,749
Something.
1065
00:54:00,940 --> 00:54:02,826
Can someone let me out of here,
please?
1066
00:54:04,326 --> 00:54:07,721
Oh, come on, okay.
1067
00:54:11,015 --> 00:54:13,355
Umm, okay, so, that was great.
1068
00:54:13,388 --> 00:54:15,876
I'm... I'm sorry, I...
I... I have to go.
1069
00:54:15,910 --> 00:54:17,701
It was...
It was nice meeting you guys,
1070
00:54:17,735 --> 00:54:19,494
but umm, listen, I'm sorry.
1071
00:54:19,528 --> 00:54:21,573
I uh, I... I really gotta go.
1072
00:54:21,606 --> 00:54:22,533
You're not going anywhere.
1073
00:54:22,566 --> 00:54:23,428
Sorry, Jack.
1074
00:54:23,463 --> 00:54:25,444
No, no, it's cool.
No need to apologize.
1075
00:54:25,478 --> 00:54:27,111
I'm just gonna let myself out.
1076
00:54:27,145 --> 00:54:28,305
It was nice meeting you guys.
1077
00:54:29,350 --> 00:54:30,350
Liz?
1078
00:54:32,166 --> 00:54:33,219
Hi.
1079
00:54:34,983 --> 00:54:37,386
Baby. Oh, my god, baby.
1080
00:54:40,933 --> 00:54:41,933
Baby.
1081
00:54:43,401 --> 00:54:45,035
Are you okay?
1082
00:54:45,068 --> 00:54:46,691
Never better.
1083
00:54:46,724 --> 00:54:48,105
Baby, we... we... we gotta go.
1084
00:54:48,138 --> 00:54:49,835
- Now.
- No.
1085
00:54:49,868 --> 00:54:51,396
- Why?
- Why?
1086
00:54:51,430 --> 00:54:52,388
We made it, baby.
1087
00:54:52,421 --> 00:54:53,991
No, no, we didn't.
1088
00:54:54,025 --> 00:54:55,204
This place is a fucking trap.
1089
00:54:55,238 --> 00:54:56,745
Baby, we gotta go.
1090
00:54:56,778 --> 00:54:57,546
Kiss me.
1091
00:54:57,580 --> 00:54:58,506
Now?
1092
00:54:58,540 --> 00:54:59,909
Kiss me.
1093
00:54:59,943 --> 00:55:00,996
Oh, shit!
1094
00:55:01,030 --> 00:55:02,505
Oh, shit.
You're one of them.
1095
00:55:02,538 --> 00:55:03,971
Eternal life, Jack.
1096
00:55:04,004 --> 00:55:04,835
Think about it.
1097
00:55:04,869 --> 00:55:06,756
We have more money, power,
and success
1098
00:55:06,790 --> 00:55:08,170
than we ever imagined.
1099
00:55:08,203 --> 00:55:10,216
It's the holy grail, Jack.
1100
00:55:10,250 --> 00:55:12,611
No, no, no, I'm sorry,
this is not okay.
1101
00:55:12,644 --> 00:55:13,835
I can't...
1102
00:55:13,868 --> 00:55:15,755
We can't be like these people.
1103
00:55:15,788 --> 00:55:17,801
We just need to get you
to a hospital.
1104
00:55:17,835 --> 00:55:20,006
You know, there's still time.
We can reverse this.
1105
00:55:20,040 --> 00:55:22,633
-Oh, fuck fangs, oh, god.
1106
00:55:22,666 --> 00:55:23,666
Oh.
1107
00:55:26,760 --> 00:55:28,425
Ah.
1108
00:55:28,458 --> 00:55:29,511
Goodnight, Jack.
1109
00:55:48,776 --> 00:55:49,956
Let me out of here.
1110
00:55:49,990 --> 00:55:52,330
Oh, let's not be difficult here.
1111
00:55:52,363 --> 00:55:53,828
You should be grateful.
1112
00:55:53,861 --> 00:55:56,676
You're about to be a king,
and join the spirits
1113
00:55:56,710 --> 00:55:58,438
with the longest bloodline
in the world.
1114
00:56:00,423 --> 00:56:02,890
Please, I'm begging you.
1115
00:56:02,923 --> 00:56:03,913
There's been a mistake.
1116
00:56:03,946 --> 00:56:05,738
This isn't
what we signed up for.
1117
00:56:05,771 --> 00:56:06,890
Page six.
1118
00:56:06,923 --> 00:56:09,673
A full transference of all
of Steven and Beverly rektor's
1119
00:56:09,706 --> 00:56:12,131
assets, including their own
personal DNA.
1120
00:56:12,164 --> 00:56:14,473
You did read the contract,
correct?
1121
00:56:16,964 --> 00:56:20,296
Look, whatever you're planning,
just find someone else, okay?
1122
00:56:20,330 --> 00:56:23,493
I'm... I'm not gonna tell anyone,
I promise.
1123
00:56:23,526 --> 00:56:25,128
We don't want anyone.
1124
00:56:25,161 --> 00:56:27,143
We chose you.
1125
00:56:27,176 --> 00:56:29,865
Chose me for what?
1126
00:56:29,898 --> 00:56:31,974
Welcome to the family.
1127
00:56:32,008 --> 00:56:33,029
What, no!
1128
00:56:33,063 --> 00:56:35,498
No, please. No.
1129
00:56:39,910 --> 00:56:44,328
Well, full transition,
less than an hour.
1130
00:56:44,361 --> 00:56:46,248
An hour?
I saw him like an hour ago.
1131
00:56:46,281 --> 00:56:47,893
That's why I'm saying
we should be going now.
1132
00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:51,048
These bastards are the most
vicious, the strongest,
1133
00:56:51,081 --> 00:56:54,149
fastest, most vile motherfuckers
on this planet.
1134
00:56:54,183 --> 00:56:56,650
The games are over, honey.
1135
00:56:56,683 --> 00:56:57,449
You walk in that house,
1136
00:56:57,483 --> 00:56:59,108
chances are
you'll get exsanguinated
1137
00:56:59,141 --> 00:57:01,513
in less than a minute
walking through the door.
1138
00:57:01,546 --> 00:57:02,505
Sounds fun.
1139
00:57:02,538 --> 00:57:04,804
Hey, I'm serious.
1140
00:57:04,838 --> 00:57:06,155
You gotta follow my lead.
1141
00:57:09,037 --> 00:57:10,477
Whatever it takes
to save my brother.
1142
00:57:13,161 --> 00:57:15,723
You know I always thought
I'd die alone.
1143
00:57:15,757 --> 00:57:17,197
It's nice to know
I got some company.
1144
00:57:20,557 --> 00:57:22,084
Always aim for the chest.
1145
00:57:22,118 --> 00:57:25,766
A wooden stake or a silver blade
through the heart,
1146
00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:28,330
are the only proven way
to kill these bastards.
1147
00:57:28,363 --> 00:57:30,524
How... how long have you been
killing these things for?
1148
00:57:32,077 --> 00:57:33,319
A long fucking time.
1149
00:57:33,353 --> 00:57:34,628
Come on.
1150
00:57:34,661 --> 00:57:37,866
Countermeasures,
always have 'em on you.
1151
00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:40,229
Crosses,
the fear of god slows 'em down.
1152
00:57:40,263 --> 00:57:42,149
But mine packs an extra punch.
1153
00:57:42,183 --> 00:57:43,299
Cute.
1154
00:57:43,333 --> 00:57:45,061
Holy water.
1155
00:57:45,095 --> 00:57:46,886
Only use this as a last resort
1156
00:57:46,920 --> 00:57:48,869
when shit really hits the fan,
okay?
1157
00:57:48,903 --> 00:57:52,488
And no self-respecting
vampire hunter
1158
00:57:52,521 --> 00:57:54,402
ever leaves home without
a pack of these babies.
1159
00:57:56,108 --> 00:57:58,596
Liquid garlic.
1160
00:57:58,630 --> 00:58:02,826
Explodes on contact
with any vamp scum.
1161
00:58:02,860 --> 00:58:04,746
Huh, vamp scum?
1162
00:58:04,780 --> 00:58:06,919
Yeah. What?
1163
00:58:06,953 --> 00:58:07,879
Nothing.
1164
00:58:07,913 --> 00:58:09,578
It's a cool nickname.
1165
00:58:09,611 --> 00:58:11,171
And last but sure as shit
not least,
1166
00:58:11,204 --> 00:58:12,933
there's the four-second rule.
1167
00:58:12,966 --> 00:58:14,799
Now, a typical vampire
just wants to drain your blood
1168
00:58:14,823 --> 00:58:17,353
and leave you for dead, right?
1169
00:58:17,386 --> 00:58:21,225
But if you get fangs in
with the dark lord or his ilk,
1170
00:58:21,258 --> 00:58:24,105
you got exactly
four mississippis to get 'em out
1171
00:58:24,138 --> 00:58:24,904
before you turn.
1172
00:58:24,938 --> 00:58:27,396
And if you do turn,
I got no choice,
1173
00:58:27,430 --> 00:58:30,338
but to stake your ass
to the grave.
1174
00:58:30,372 --> 00:58:31,847
Ditto.
1175
00:58:33,283 --> 00:58:34,695
Fat chance, kid.
1176
00:58:37,419 --> 00:58:38,757
We're close.
1177
00:58:40,236 --> 00:58:42,470
Anything else I should know?
1178
00:58:42,504 --> 00:58:45,572
Yeah, yeah, there is.
1179
00:58:45,605 --> 00:58:48,040
We're gonna do everything we
can
to help your brother.
1180
00:58:48,074 --> 00:58:53,125
But there are thousands of lives
at stake here.
1181
00:58:53,159 --> 00:58:55,298
Now, we got three hours
till sunrise
1182
00:58:55,332 --> 00:58:57,259
and a lot of vampire ass to kick
between now and then.
1183
00:58:57,283 --> 00:59:00,868
So, are you ready?
1184
00:59:00,902 --> 00:59:03,590
Actually give me one second.
1185
00:59:03,624 --> 00:59:05,384
What the hell are you doing?
1186
00:59:05,417 --> 00:59:07,557
I may have missed
the semi-finals,
1187
00:59:07,590 --> 00:59:09,708
I'm gonna show the league
that I'm good enough to go pro.
1188
00:59:09,732 --> 00:59:11,397
You're filming this?
1189
00:59:11,430 --> 00:59:12,969
Got a problem with that?
1190
00:59:13,002 --> 00:59:13,929
Do I have a choice?
1191
00:59:13,962 --> 00:59:15,754
No, not really.
1192
00:59:15,787 --> 00:59:17,832
Alright, locked and loaded.
1193
01:00:24,359 --> 01:00:25,029
Holy crap, guys.
1194
01:00:25,063 --> 01:00:26,920
Flynn chambers is back on live.
1195
01:00:26,954 --> 01:00:28,072
Oh, my gosh.
1196
01:00:28,106 --> 01:00:30,792
And it looks like she's in
a secret bunker with her dad.
1197
01:00:30,825 --> 01:00:31,464
That's not her dad.
1198
01:00:31,498 --> 01:00:33,577
Her dad died three years ago.
1199
01:00:33,610 --> 01:00:35,750
Let's just say it,
her outfit's pretty badass.
1200
01:00:35,784 --> 01:00:36,878
She looks like she can kill.
1201
01:00:36,902 --> 01:00:38,282
And the whole bow
and arrow thing
1202
01:00:38,316 --> 01:00:40,234
is very fortnite 2019.
1203
01:00:40,267 --> 01:00:42,692
But she's bringing it back
and I'm here for it.
1204
01:00:42,725 --> 01:00:44,200
This stuff is
legit scary though.
1205
01:00:44,234 --> 01:00:45,730
We need to find out
who that guy is.
1206
01:00:45,763 --> 01:00:46,595
Yeah, for real.
1207
01:00:46,629 --> 01:00:48,420
That guy is mad sus.
1208
01:00:48,454 --> 01:00:49,938
Wait, look...
Looks like she's starting.
1209
01:00:49,962 --> 01:00:51,817
Shhh.
1210
01:01:10,154 --> 01:01:11,428
Whoa, whoa.
1211
01:01:11,462 --> 01:01:13,865
Easy here, ladies.
1212
01:01:13,899 --> 01:01:15,332
Easy, girls.
1213
01:01:15,365 --> 01:01:16,387
Easy now.
1214
01:01:24,902 --> 01:01:26,282
A little help here!
1215
01:01:37,192 --> 01:01:38,952
A little help here!
1216
01:01:53,702 --> 01:01:54,787
Oh.
1217
01:02:01,129 --> 01:02:02,857
Nice reflexes there, lady.
1218
01:02:02,890 --> 01:02:05,769
Fuck you very much.
1219
01:02:05,802 --> 01:02:07,172
Here.
1220
01:02:07,205 --> 01:02:08,997
Rektor's close.
1221
01:02:09,030 --> 01:02:11,012
I can feel it.
1222
01:02:11,045 --> 01:02:14,440
So when we find rektor,
how do we take him down?
1223
01:02:14,474 --> 01:02:18,723
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.
1224
01:02:18,757 --> 01:02:20,580
Are you fucking kidding me?
1225
01:02:20,614 --> 01:02:21,994
You insane?
1226
01:02:22,027 --> 01:02:23,945
When I said I'd alone,
I wasn't fucking.
1227
01:02:29,349 --> 01:02:32,807
There's no known way to kill
a dark lord or his queen.
1228
01:02:32,840 --> 01:02:34,822
I'm just looking for some way,
any way
1229
01:02:34,855 --> 01:02:36,552
to break the cycle
and in the transition
1230
01:02:36,585 --> 01:02:38,282
maybe save your brother.
1231
01:02:38,316 --> 01:02:39,653
Alright.
1232
01:02:39,687 --> 01:02:42,533
The simple fact is ain't nobody
ever done that
1233
01:02:42,567 --> 01:02:44,422
and lived to tell the tale.
1234
01:02:44,455 --> 01:02:47,882
Nobody but nobody
in a thousand years
1235
01:02:47,916 --> 01:02:49,897
has ever successfully taken down
the leader
1236
01:02:49,930 --> 01:02:51,177
of a vampire syndicate.
1237
01:02:51,211 --> 01:02:54,338
In fact, there's only been
three documented attempts.
1238
01:02:54,372 --> 01:02:58,505
First, is none other than the
inspiration for Dracula himself.
1239
01:02:58,539 --> 01:03:00,098
Vlad the impaler.
1240
01:03:00,132 --> 01:03:02,725
A brutal leader who,
as legend has it,
1241
01:03:02,759 --> 01:03:07,114
dipped pieces of bread
in bowls of his victims' blood.
1242
01:03:07,147 --> 01:03:09,667
He staked their bodies
all over Eastern Europe.
1243
01:03:09,700 --> 01:03:13,064
But not documented,
vlad was almost defeated
1244
01:03:13,097 --> 01:03:16,682
by a bavarian goldsmith
named Syd the shylock.
1245
01:03:16,716 --> 01:03:19,172
Trapped vlad with the aid
of his cousin, Esther,
1246
01:03:19,205 --> 01:03:20,419
who well may be a whore.
1247
01:03:20,454 --> 01:03:23,043
And he fed him divine water
and garlic injections
1248
01:03:23,077 --> 01:03:24,932
for three weeks straight.
1249
01:03:24,965 --> 01:03:27,495
But one morning
when Syd left for town,
1250
01:03:27,529 --> 01:03:29,257
vlad seduced Esther,
1251
01:03:29,290 --> 01:03:32,517
with the promise
of a real apple.
1252
01:03:32,550 --> 01:03:34,563
It was very rare those days.
1253
01:03:34,597 --> 01:03:36,904
And that was the end of Syd
and Esther and the last time
1254
01:03:36,938 --> 01:03:41,377
anybody ever saw
or heard of vlad the impaler.
1255
01:03:41,411 --> 01:03:43,688
And then there's Jack the
ripper.
1256
01:03:43,721 --> 01:03:44,910
Most consider
the Welsh murderer,
1257
01:03:44,934 --> 01:03:46,599
the very first serial killer,
1258
01:03:46,633 --> 01:03:49,543
but while Scotland yard
was desperate to catch Jack,
1259
01:03:49,576 --> 01:03:52,771
one detective,
Frederick George abberline,
1260
01:03:52,804 --> 01:03:54,248
knew the truth.
1261
01:03:54,281 --> 01:03:56,326
Jack wasn't a serial killer.
1262
01:03:56,359 --> 01:03:58,626
He was the leader
of a Welsh vampire syndicate,
1263
01:03:58,659 --> 01:04:00,873
known as the blood prince.
1264
01:04:02,562 --> 01:04:05,641
And our friend Frederick almost
busted the entire ring.
1265
01:04:05,675 --> 01:04:07,941
Killed dozens of vamps
including several members
1266
01:04:07,974 --> 01:04:09,734
of Jack's own family.
1267
01:04:09,768 --> 01:04:12,931
But even with the most inventive
steampunk armory,
1268
01:04:12,964 --> 01:04:14,724
some of which
we still use today,
1269
01:04:14,758 --> 01:04:17,541
his tactics were no match
for the ripper.
1270
01:04:17,574 --> 01:04:19,682
The blood prince
seduced Frederick
1271
01:04:19,716 --> 01:04:23,586
with the one thing
the detective always wanted,
1272
01:04:23,619 --> 01:04:25,474
dental surgery.
1273
01:04:25,508 --> 01:04:27,816
Which brings us to the rektor's,
1274
01:04:27,849 --> 01:04:32,036
this creepy fucking bunker,
and our sorry asses.
1275
01:04:32,069 --> 01:04:34,146
Yeah, well, I'm not down
for a suicide mission, bro.
1276
01:04:34,179 --> 01:04:35,042
Okay, you're gonna need
to give me something else
1277
01:04:35,076 --> 01:04:36,646
to work with.
1278
01:04:36,679 --> 01:04:38,692
According to the great prophecy,
1279
01:04:38,726 --> 01:04:40,771
there's one way to kill
a dark lord,
1280
01:04:40,804 --> 01:04:42,691
and that's for him to get fanged
1281
01:04:42,724 --> 01:04:45,001
by somebody
from his own blood order,
1282
01:04:45,035 --> 01:04:48,419
I.e. Somebody that he himself
converted.
1283
01:04:49,508 --> 01:04:52,681
That right there is just
downright impossible, honey.
1284
01:04:52,715 --> 01:04:54,021
There has to be another way.
1285
01:04:54,054 --> 01:04:56,679
Now, you find that out.
1286
01:04:57,894 --> 01:04:59,591
And you let me know, okay.
1287
01:05:04,962 --> 01:05:07,397
Our guests have arrived.
1288
01:05:07,431 --> 01:05:09,571
Rektor's bodyguard.
1289
01:05:09,604 --> 01:05:12,577
Might be the only one that knows
where your brother is now.
1290
01:05:12,611 --> 01:05:14,793
Hey buddy, how you doing?
1291
01:05:17,031 --> 01:05:18,179
More coming to your way.
1292
01:05:22,116 --> 01:05:23,749
I bet you're wondering
why the big guy
1293
01:05:23,783 --> 01:05:25,637
didn't take us down?
1294
01:05:25,671 --> 01:05:28,328
Well, because he knows
and I know,
1295
01:05:28,361 --> 01:05:29,762
we're already dead.
1296
01:05:31,368 --> 01:05:32,484
Alright.
1297
01:05:33,995 --> 01:05:35,554
Are you ready for this?
1298
01:05:35,588 --> 01:05:38,117
Because things are about to go
from mildly nightmarish
1299
01:05:38,151 --> 01:05:40,681
to completely batshit
fucking crazy.
1300
01:05:40,715 --> 01:05:41,609
Hmm?
1301
01:05:41,643 --> 01:05:43,593
What do you think,
they're waiting for us?
1302
01:05:43,626 --> 01:05:44,869
What the fuck do you think?
1303
01:05:47,076 --> 01:05:49,448
All the shit we do for family.
1304
01:06:24,938 --> 01:06:26,793
Oh, my god.
1305
01:06:26,826 --> 01:06:28,934
That's the worst thing
I've ever seen.
1306
01:06:28,968 --> 01:06:31,044
All that blood for one vampire?
1307
01:06:31,078 --> 01:06:32,289
Not just one.
1308
01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:34,209
You see all them tube feeders?
1309
01:06:34,242 --> 01:06:36,488
Means this vamp ring
is a lot bigger than I thought.
1310
01:06:38,853 --> 01:06:39,874
Come on.
1311
01:06:48,358 --> 01:06:50,023
Oh, my god.
1312
01:06:50,056 --> 01:06:51,457
- Looks like a...
- Trap.
1313
01:06:57,219 --> 01:06:58,694
Jack?
1314
01:06:58,728 --> 01:07:00,677
Jack, Jack, come on.
1315
01:07:00,711 --> 01:07:02,313
Jack, look,
Jack, you have to wake up.
1316
01:07:02,346 --> 01:07:03,494
Please. Jack?
1317
01:07:03,528 --> 01:07:05,161
Stop.
1318
01:07:07,336 --> 01:07:09,349
Mr. Jones.
1319
01:07:09,383 --> 01:07:10,183
Welcome to the party.
1320
01:07:10,216 --> 01:07:11,617
Hello, bitch.
1321
01:07:11,651 --> 01:07:12,936
Flynn.
1322
01:07:12,969 --> 01:07:15,362
Hey, where is he, vamp scum?
1323
01:07:15,396 --> 01:07:17,736
He's been waiting for you.
1324
01:07:17,769 --> 01:07:19,751
Where is he?
1325
01:07:21,736 --> 01:07:23,686
Oh, I'm sorry,
was that a question?
1326
01:07:23,719 --> 01:07:26,408
'Cause I thought you knew
everything about us.
1327
01:07:26,441 --> 01:07:27,441
Try me.
1328
01:07:34,986 --> 01:07:37,284
Jesus, fuck.
1329
01:07:37,318 --> 01:07:39,331
They've been hiding his decline
for years.
1330
01:07:39,364 --> 01:07:41,704
That's rektor?
1331
01:07:41,738 --> 01:07:42,981
Who did we speak to before?
1332
01:07:43,014 --> 01:07:44,774
Goddamn deepfake program.
1333
01:07:44,808 --> 01:07:46,473
Remember, trust nobody.
1334
01:07:46,506 --> 01:07:48,741
Believe nothing.
1335
01:07:48,774 --> 01:07:52,423
And this piece of shit,
it's been a long time coming,
1336
01:07:52,456 --> 01:07:55,524
you bloodsucking megalomaniac
shitfucker.
1337
01:07:55,558 --> 01:07:59,143
Now, huh, we meet at last.
1338
01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:00,546
Well, not exactly.
1339
01:08:06,023 --> 01:08:07,972
You missed them
by about an hour.
1340
01:08:08,006 --> 01:08:10,177
We did?
1341
01:08:10,211 --> 01:08:12,361
Beverly rektor
has safely transitioned
1342
01:08:12,395 --> 01:08:14,017
to her new host body.
1343
01:08:17,606 --> 01:08:19,746
What about this piece of shit?
1344
01:08:19,779 --> 01:08:22,214
Oh, well, Steven is somewhere
in transit,
1345
01:08:22,248 --> 01:08:24,482
as his host completes
his transfusion.
1346
01:08:26,499 --> 01:08:28,006
Once the royal blood is in,
1347
01:08:28,039 --> 01:08:31,107
it means the spirit can finally
bind the body.
1348
01:08:31,141 --> 01:08:33,703
It's the final step.
1349
01:08:33,736 --> 01:08:34,631
I'm sorry, darling.
1350
01:08:34,664 --> 01:08:35,664
No!
1351
01:08:37,956 --> 01:08:40,738
No fucking way.
1352
01:08:40,772 --> 01:08:43,428
He didn't know what he was
getting into, alright?
1353
01:08:43,462 --> 01:08:46,087
You can do whatever the hell
you want with her.
1354
01:08:46,120 --> 01:08:47,490
Stay the fuck away from
my brother.
1355
01:08:49,865 --> 01:08:51,973
Think they'll just kill
each other?
1356
01:08:52,007 --> 01:08:54,822
Have fun draining, Mr. Jones.
1357
01:08:54,855 --> 01:08:57,026
I'm gonna make sure the sister
stays in the family.
1358
01:08:57,957 --> 01:09:00,487
Holy shit.
1359
01:09:00,520 --> 01:09:02,407
They want you to be the liaison.
1360
01:09:04,518 --> 01:09:06,563
It's a half-vampire, half-human
1361
01:09:06,597 --> 01:09:09,475
bound to the do the bidding
of the king and queen, forever.
1362
01:09:11,460 --> 01:09:12,576
No.
1363
01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:13,610
That's not gonna happen.
1364
01:09:13,634 --> 01:09:15,973
I've always wanted to taste
someone's integrity.
1365
01:09:17,990 --> 01:09:19,265
Bring it, vamp scum.
1366
01:09:29,415 --> 01:09:30,468
That was easy.
1367
01:09:47,845 --> 01:09:48,961
Jesus!
1368
01:10:11,972 --> 01:10:14,312
Get the hell off me,
you fucking vamp.
1369
01:10:23,302 --> 01:10:24,302
Die, bitch.
1370
01:10:30,918 --> 01:10:32,647
Did she?
1371
01:10:32,680 --> 01:10:33,765
Am I?
1372
01:10:33,798 --> 01:10:35,716
Nah, you're good.
1373
01:10:44,580 --> 01:10:46,656
Alright,
let's shut this shit down.
1374
01:10:46,690 --> 01:10:47,690
Shall we?
1375
01:10:49,412 --> 01:10:51,330
I'm sorry, guys.
1376
01:10:51,363 --> 01:10:54,305
He's mine now.
1377
01:10:54,338 --> 01:10:56,773
Don't listen to her.
She's a queen now.
1378
01:10:56,807 --> 01:10:57,796
Not her true self.
1379
01:10:57,830 --> 01:10:59,938
No, no, that's Liz.
1380
01:11:01,860 --> 01:11:04,200
I'm gonna gut this bitch
once and for all.
1381
01:11:04,234 --> 01:11:06,468
Oh, sweetie, try me.
1382
01:11:15,363 --> 01:11:16,838
A little help here!
1383
01:11:18,823 --> 01:11:20,583
No!
1384
01:12:07,847 --> 01:12:09,058
Flynn!
1385
01:12:09,092 --> 01:12:11,527
Fucking queen,
don't let her get away!
1386
01:12:56,258 --> 01:12:57,679
- Press the blood.
- - Where's the button?
1387
01:12:57,703 --> 01:12:58,946
Press the fucking blood.
1388
01:12:58,980 --> 01:13:00,487
Aahh...
1389
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:01,826
The plan is not exactly simple.
1390
01:13:01,860 --> 01:13:03,746
Feeding rektor back
his own royal blood
1391
01:13:03,780 --> 01:13:04,738
takes a lot of steps.
1392
01:13:04,773 --> 01:13:05,868
So, to make it clear,
for all you
1393
01:13:05,892 --> 01:13:09,348
youtubing, tiktoking
cocksuckers out there,
1394
01:13:09,382 --> 01:13:10,382
here are some tips.
1395
01:14:05,314 --> 01:14:06,662
Aaah! Help.
1396
01:14:06,696 --> 01:14:08,519
Oh, my god, Flynn.
1397
01:14:09,924 --> 01:14:11,113
Please get me out of this thing.
1398
01:14:11,137 --> 01:14:12,739
Come on.
1399
01:14:12,772 --> 01:14:15,872
Look.
1400
01:14:15,906 --> 01:14:17,286
Oh, god.
1401
01:14:25,126 --> 01:14:26,917
Ah, you thought I forgot.
1402
01:14:26,951 --> 01:14:29,090
So, the third
and perhaps the closest,
1403
01:14:29,124 --> 01:14:31,559
anybody's ever come
to busting a syndicate
1404
01:14:31,593 --> 01:14:36,486
happened in the afternoon
of November 24th in 1971.
1405
01:14:36,519 --> 01:14:39,302
A charismatic vamp
posing as an ad man
1406
01:14:39,336 --> 01:14:41,317
was well on his way
to manipulating the masses
1407
01:14:41,351 --> 01:14:43,617
through Madison Avenue
and forming a movement
1408
01:14:43,651 --> 01:14:46,022
to create large feeding areas
1409
01:14:46,056 --> 01:14:49,029
that would later become known
as discos.
1410
01:14:49,062 --> 01:14:51,909
But on his way to triumph,
he was double crossed
1411
01:14:51,942 --> 01:14:53,061
by a royal member
1412
01:14:53,094 --> 01:14:55,717
who was determined to use
this disco concept
1413
01:14:55,751 --> 01:14:58,882
for a long time dream
to become a popstar.
1414
01:14:58,916 --> 01:15:02,047
She sold out the ad man
to an elite group of slayers,
1415
01:15:02,080 --> 01:15:07,111
who staged a coup on a flight
from Portland to Seattle.
1416
01:15:07,144 --> 01:15:08,231
Sensing danger,
1417
01:15:08,264 --> 01:15:11,141
the now iconic bloodsucker,
otherwise known
1418
01:15:11,174 --> 01:15:14,400
by the name of d.B. Cooper
disappeared forever.
1419
01:15:16,227 --> 01:15:17,955
Oh, fuck me!
Oh.
1420
01:15:17,989 --> 01:15:20,034
Oh, god. Whoa.
1421
01:15:20,067 --> 01:15:21,890
Oh, my god, oh, my god, Flynn.
1422
01:15:21,924 --> 01:15:22,914
I'm so sorry, you were right.
1423
01:15:22,947 --> 01:15:24,422
You were right about all of it.
1424
01:15:24,456 --> 01:15:25,477
I know, what else is new?
1425
01:15:26,597 --> 01:15:27,850
Please get me out of this thing.
1426
01:15:27,874 --> 01:15:30,182
- Come on.
- Uhhh.
1427
01:15:30,216 --> 01:15:32,450
Oh, my god.
1428
01:15:32,484 --> 01:15:34,086
- Are we too late?
- Oh, yeah.
1429
01:15:34,119 --> 01:15:36,385
Listen, you did
a pretty good job.
1430
01:15:36,419 --> 01:15:37,504
- Yeah.
- What about this?
1431
01:15:37,537 --> 01:15:38,537
Oh, yeah.
1432
01:15:42,759 --> 01:15:44,880
You got three minutes to get
your brother out of here.
1433
01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:49,351
Hey, it was pretty fun,
wasn't it?
1434
01:15:49,384 --> 01:15:50,817
Huh?
1435
01:15:50,851 --> 01:15:52,547
Not really.
1436
01:15:52,581 --> 01:15:53,581
It's alright.
1437
01:15:55,651 --> 01:15:58,181
Let's go.
It was nice meeting you again.
1438
01:15:58,214 --> 01:16:01,314
Hey, remember, trust nobody.
1439
01:16:03,109 --> 01:16:04,869
Believe nothing.
1440
01:16:23,491 --> 01:16:24,491
Flynn!
1441
01:16:51,077 --> 01:16:52,130
Come on, let's go.
1442
01:17:10,531 --> 01:17:11,615
It's vamp time.
1443
01:17:11,649 --> 01:17:14,369
♪ I'll be loving you ♪
1444
01:17:17,251 --> 01:17:20,582
♪ always ♪
1445
01:17:22,240 --> 01:17:28,389
♪ with a love that's true ♪
1446
01:17:28,422 --> 01:17:33,410
♪ always ♪
1447
01:17:33,444 --> 01:17:38,949
♪ when the things you plan ♪
1448
01:17:38,982 --> 01:17:44,034
♪ need a helping hand ♪
1449
01:17:44,067 --> 01:17:49,667
♪ I will understand ♪
1450
01:17:49,701 --> 01:17:53,475
♪ always ♪
1451
01:17:53,509 --> 01:17:55,459
♪ always ♪
1452
01:17:55,492 --> 01:18:02,021
♪ days may not be fair ♪
1453
01:18:02,054 --> 01:18:05,154
♪ always ♪
1454
01:18:05,187 --> 01:18:06,082
Good show.
1455
01:18:06,116 --> 01:18:07,844
Elliot Jones did it.
1456
01:18:07,877 --> 01:18:09,252
Hoo, hoo!
1457
01:18:09,285 --> 01:18:12,612
So, if you're ever invited
to an exclusive party
1458
01:18:12,646 --> 01:18:14,785
that you have no business
being in
1459
01:18:14,819 --> 01:18:17,254
or offered
a business opportunity
1460
01:18:17,287 --> 01:18:19,079
that is too good to be true.
1461
01:18:19,113 --> 01:18:20,419
Or you meet
an impeccably-dressed
1462
01:18:20,452 --> 01:18:23,425
handsome billionaire
who has a red room,
1463
01:18:23,459 --> 01:18:25,472
you need to ask yourself,
1464
01:18:25,506 --> 01:18:28,035
"am I the prey
or the predator?"
1465
01:18:30,791 --> 01:18:33,954
And "do I have what it takes
to be a motherfucking slayer?"
1466
01:18:55,718 --> 01:18:56,676
♪ I am your master ♪
1467
01:18:56,710 --> 01:18:57,858
♪ now sign your name ♪
1468
01:18:57,891 --> 01:18:59,071
♪ I am your master ♪
1469
01:18:59,105 --> 01:19:01,054
♪ now sign your name ♪
1470
01:19:21,121 --> 01:19:22,048
♪ I am your master ♪
1471
01:19:22,081 --> 01:19:23,493
♪ now sign your name ♪
1472
01:19:23,526 --> 01:19:24,674
♪ I am your master ♪
1473
01:19:24,708 --> 01:19:25,888
♪ now sign your name ♪
1474
01:19:32,356 --> 01:19:34,496
♪ Is there a fighting
machine gun ♪
1475
01:19:34,530 --> 01:19:36,996
♪ faster than a running horse? ♪
1476
01:19:37,030 --> 01:19:40,129
♪ Do you have the ways
to do by me ♪
1477
01:19:40,163 --> 01:19:42,018
♪ half a man, half a beast ♪
1478
01:19:43,592 --> 01:19:44,803
♪ I am your master ♪
1479
01:19:44,836 --> 01:19:46,048
♪ now sign your name ♪
1480
01:19:46,081 --> 01:19:47,430
♪ I am your master ♪
1481
01:19:47,463 --> 01:19:49,286
♪ now sign your name ♪
1482
01:19:55,333 --> 01:19:56,418
♪ Turn in your name ♪
1483
01:20:00,576 --> 01:20:02,885
♪ branded by a fighting
machine gun ♪
1484
01:20:02,918 --> 01:20:05,216
♪ faster than a running horse ♪
1485
01:20:05,250 --> 01:20:08,518
♪ do you the ways to do by me ♪
1486
01:20:08,552 --> 01:20:09,984
♪ half a man, half a beast ♪
1487
01:20:11,938 --> 01:20:13,318
♪ I am your master ♪
1488
01:20:13,352 --> 01:20:14,531
♪ now sign your name ♪
1489
01:20:14,565 --> 01:20:15,681
♪ I am your master ♪
1490
01:20:15,715 --> 01:20:17,664
♪ now sign your name ♪
1491
01:20:23,205 --> 01:20:25,830
♪ Never stop keeping ♪
1492
01:20:25,863 --> 01:20:27,211
I know a lot of you
have questions.
1493
01:20:27,235 --> 01:20:28,678
I definitely do.
1494
01:20:28,712 --> 01:20:31,199
Like is this a new promo
for a new vampire movie?
1495
01:20:31,233 --> 01:20:33,510
If it's so, what's the name?
1496
01:20:33,543 --> 01:20:35,430
And I guess Jules finally
quit the business.
1497
01:20:36,392 --> 01:20:37,961
And when is Liz's new nail kit
coming out?
1498
01:20:37,985 --> 01:20:40,388
'Cause this bitch
definitely needs it.
1499
01:20:40,421 --> 01:20:41,742
Sophie,
what's our news for today?
1500
01:20:44,103 --> 01:20:46,053
Okay, guys, so I listen to mpr
1501
01:20:46,086 --> 01:20:49,281
and basically, everyone went
missing from the compound.
1502
01:20:49,315 --> 01:20:52,161
And there are serious reports
of foul play.
1503
01:20:52,195 --> 01:20:53,606
What's mpr, girl?
1504
01:20:54,948 --> 01:20:56,001
Idiot.
1505
01:20:57,860 --> 01:20:59,588
So today our plan
is to look back
1506
01:20:59,621 --> 01:21:01,919
from the live streams and posts
from the past few days.
1507
01:21:01,953 --> 01:21:02,953
But before we do that,
1508
01:21:02,977 --> 01:21:06,688
I gotta give a big shout-out
to our sponsor, lit.
1509
01:21:06,721 --> 01:21:09,990
It's a new deodorant
for dudes like me and you.
1510
01:21:10,023 --> 01:21:12,163
Also don't forget to subscribe.
1511
01:21:12,196 --> 01:21:14,083
What about my sweatshirt
sponsorship?
1512
01:21:14,116 --> 01:21:15,211
- No one cares about that.
- No one cares.
1513
01:21:15,235 --> 01:21:17,026
But... but this.