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NETFLIX PRESENTS
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AN ORIGINAL MOVISTAR+ SERIES
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[melancholic music playing]
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[Xavier] There's a barber in Barcelona…
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who only shaves Barcelonians…
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whom they, themselves, don't shave.
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However, here comes the paradox:
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The barber…
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he also lives in Barcelona.
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So the barber is gonna shave himself if,
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and only if,
he actually doesn't shave himself.
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-This is a contradiction, guys…
-[thumping]
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in which, listen up, "alpha"
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is only true in the case…
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of "no alpha".
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Welcome to the world
of self-referential paradoxes
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that this semester will discover
in the philosophy of language.
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-[waves splashing]
-[seagulls squawking]
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[huffs and puffs]
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[phone ringing]
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Hey, Oti.
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Wow, I didn't know if you'd answer a call
from a friend.
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Sorry, I took a few days off to disconnect
after the thing with Etienne.
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[Oti] I understand.
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Did you hear I got an A in Ethics?
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Pol, dude, we miss you, all right?
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And Biel can't stop staring at my tits.
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[chuckles]
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I really miss you guys too. [pants]
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We started language of philosophy.
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Guess I'll need your notes.
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You'll have to get them from me.
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[sighs]
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[sighs]
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All right, you win, I'll come back today.
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[seagulls squawking]
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[theme music playing]
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THE STORK
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[ethereal music playing]
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-[Alfonso] Pol!
-Yeah?
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[pills clattering]
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Nothing, I was just wondering if, uh…
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if you were going to the university today.
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Yeah. Yeah, the faculty strike's over now.
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I see…
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How are you at the car park?
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The same, with the little boss man busting
my balls…
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Have a good day.
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Ah, very well.
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I'll also be late today.
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A young chess master is teaching us
some moves,
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and I want to be there for that.
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Oh really? Oh, well, That's fun.
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-Mm.
-[kiss]
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-Have a good day!
-You too.
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[door opens, closes]
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Don't give me that look.
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Once you start lying,
it gets hard to stop.
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Yeah.
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I would tell her the truth,
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if only I were as brave as you.
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[ethereal music playing]
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[grunts]
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[lock clicking]
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[grunts]
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[pills clattering]
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[exhales, sniffles]
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[exhales, sniffles]
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[exhales]
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[heavy breathing]
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-Hello there.
-Hey, how are you?
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I come here begging. You smoke, right?
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-Yeah, take one.
-Oh!
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I've run out of cigarettes.
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Sorry to disturb your process,
fine master.
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It's nothing.
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-You smoke in here?
-Yes.
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-No worries, everything is under control.
-No, no, no, no.
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I'll light it up outside.
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Oh!
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No wonder you stopped attending my class.
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You're the only one
who can fix this prison.
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Maybe I'll escape someday.
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[sighs] Escape, escape.
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Sounds really nice.
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I might check out the class
on metaphysics.
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You can go and listen to any class
you want in this school.
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Isn't Metaphysics more important
than Philosophy?
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Not necessarily.
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[lighter clicks]
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Well, ethics has existed
as long as humans.
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[lighter clicks]
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But metaphysics, you know,
is about what already existed.
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-It's like the real philosophy.
-[puffs]
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-Are both your parents still alive?
-[exhales] Yes.
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Tonight, I'm going to kill both of them.
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And then tomorrow, you and I
will discuss metaphysics properly.
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Okay. [laughs]
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[whimsical instrumental music playing]
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[lawnmower whirring]
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Alfonso!
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[shouts] Alfonso!
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[whirring continues]
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[shouts longer] Alfonso!
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[grunts]
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-[crashes]
-[gasps] Fuck me! What the fuck?
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Are you deaf, too, or what?
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Ma'am, what's the problem?
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What are you doing touching my underwear?
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How do you mean? I was doing the laundry.
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-That's not your job, that's Herminia's!
-Okay!
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But just so you know, at my house,
it's me who does the laundry.
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Don't touch my panties, all right?
I am not your wife, Alfonso.
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Okay. Okay, okay. I'm sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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Ah, and while you're at it,
pick up that plant I threw at you.
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Jesus… yikes.
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[student] Oh, I'm gonna be late,
I'm gonna be so late…
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Hey, I hope you're giving Alfonso a push.
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Hey, Pol Rubio, about time.
Where were you?
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I took a little break.
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You know, it was hard to accept
my dad's current situation.
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Yeah.
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So I gave you a hard time, Rai.
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I made such a scene, man.
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-No problem, it's cool.
-The atmosphere is weird at home.
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Gloria's still upset about the fine
from the tax office.
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Are you okay now?
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-I'm great.
-Then everything's fine.
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I even took a rich guy holiday,
like you do all the time. [chuckles]
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-Look who we have here. Hi.
-Hey!
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-Woo!
-Hello!
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How are you, guys?
Did you think I was dropping out or what?
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I'll study my heart out before I do that!
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[laughs]
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-What's up, Biel?
-Not much.
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Come on, let's celebrate
and have a dinner at my place.
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-It's about time, right?
-Oh, caviar.
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You can come after your work
at the parking garage.
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I no longer work
at the parking garage, dude.
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The boss kicked me out.
He didn't renew my contract.
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I don't know, I'm looking for a job.
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Hey, do you know who could give you
a hand? Angel.
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-Angel? The guy from Satanassa?
-Yes, yes, yes.
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He's helping me host a "Philosparty"
and has great ideas.
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But the thing is that,
as a waiter, he makes like,
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a hundred euro just in tips.
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-[Arnau] Shit! Not too bad.
-Wow.
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I might get that job, too, right?
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Come on, shut up,
you live off your parents.
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I guess I'll call him
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since I might not keep my scholarship
with that Ethics exam, you know.
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[ethereal music playing]
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[chuckles]
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Hey there, here's the missing man.
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-How are you?
-How are you?
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Are you okay or what?
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Last time, you were a little upset.
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Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
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I had a fight with Rai
over some misunderstanding.
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Huh.
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-I made such a scene.
-It's okay.
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I liked seeing you like that.
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Is that right?
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[chuckles] Well…
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[stutters] Yeah, I don't know,
you look like a tough guy,
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but I saw you are also vulnerable.
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So you like people who are miserable,
is that it?
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-Did I say miserable?
-No, no.
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Well, but like, I don't know, you like
to see people having a hard time.
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Or what?
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You're a little sensitive, aren't you?
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No, come on. It's just that people
are not made of stone and…
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I guess I saw you aren't either.
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No, no, yeah.
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We could meet up, right?
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It's about time. You have plans?
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Um, well, today, I'm looking for a job
through an old friend of mine.
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I hope it works out.
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Yeah, well, we'll see.
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I'm off to Bolaño's class. What about you?
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You coming, or you have work?
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I should work.
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[jolly instrumental music playing]
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[María] Each year, first-year students
show up less and less prepared.
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And really,
you all look like next year's lot.
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-Rude as hell!
-[María] Hey!
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To you, the universe began
only when you were born.
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You don't care about what came before you.
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You all are primitive creatures,
full of information,
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that's superfluous.
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[indistinct chatter]
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Come on now, my little
"This Land is Your Land's".
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[clicks tongue]
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Saying this to you was useful as an
introduction to the following question:
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If we were completely honest
with one another, would ethics exist?
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[Rai] I don't think so.
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Why's that?
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Because… if we always spoke the truth,
life would be…
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[chuckles] …chaos.
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[María] Meaning that the lack of honesty
helps maintain an order
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that prevents us from living as savages.
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Dostoevsky once wrote:
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"If humans told
their most intimate secrets,
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then the world's stench would be
the most dirty and non-breathable."
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[laughter]
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-How disgusting, man.
-[laughter]
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[María] Yes?
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I believe that ethics would still,
you know, exist even if we were,
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um, be totally honest.
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Explain yourself.
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[indistinct chatter]
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[female student] What did he say?
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Um… [stutters] I don't know. Hmm.
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I mean, us, human beings,
tend to overcome…
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the worst possible circumstances
we encounter, so, I mean, uh…
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for the sake of pure survival,
when we just …
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wouldn't we just create new ethics?
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That's a good point.
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And ethics would require a balance
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between telling the truth
and doing what's considered correct.
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Because "ethics"
is not a synonym of "truth."
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Even if it's as necessary
as the air that we breathe.
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Yeah, Joaquim Torné's son is in charge.
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The master carpenter.
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Now, he's retired in Emporda,
and he left his business to the son, Axel.
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He'll have quite a career.
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Axel!
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Axel!
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Hello?
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Oh, good morning.
Uh, could you please call Axel?
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The members of the board are here.
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Oh, I think he went to class.
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Yeah, right, I almost forgot.
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We gave Axel an empty room
so he could store materials.
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This way, he has more working space.
More…
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[indistinct chattering]
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Oh, I see.
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As soon as we make peace,
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you ask me to buy you something.
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I really like this table.
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Laura, I won't buy you any furniture,
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because you and Víctor
don't have an apartment yet.
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Because you don't like
any of the apartments.
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Oh, you're being such a pain with this.
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Most apartments in Barcelona
are shitty, anyway.
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Hi there.
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Hi.
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[Laura] Do you remember me?
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Yeah, of course, I remember you.
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-How are you doing?
-[Laura] I'm fine, and you?
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-Go wait in the library.
-[Laura sighs]
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All right.
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So… are you here to review the exam?
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I wanted to see
if you'd let me retake the exam.
256
00:13:28,040 --> 00:13:29,080
[laughs sarcastically]
257
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:32,680
Did you forget to draw pubic hair?
You want to raise your grade?
258
00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:35,600
María, I really screwed up.
259
00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:37,280
I don't know, I had a mental block,
260
00:13:37,360 --> 00:13:39,040
but I need to pass ethics
for my scholarship.
261
00:13:39,120 --> 00:13:41,000
Well, you should've thought of that.
262
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:43,520
Even if you don't think so…
263
00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:45,960
I'm a professor with ethics.
264
00:13:47,320 --> 00:13:49,760
I'm not asking for you
to just pass me, okay?
265
00:13:49,840 --> 00:13:51,920
Just that… that you let me repeat it.
266
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:53,200
I… I can even do it today.
267
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:55,240
I won't give you favourable treatment.
268
00:13:55,320 --> 00:13:57,960
No matter what you bring to my apartment.
269
00:13:58,760 --> 00:14:00,440
This wasn't just some whim of mine.
270
00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:03,920
-I am not well, María.
-I know that.
271
00:14:04,000 --> 00:14:06,840
I see it in your face. Both of us.
272
00:14:06,920 --> 00:14:09,080
But I can't let you retake it.
273
00:14:11,040 --> 00:14:13,480
Well, maybe I should've just cheated
like the others.
274
00:14:15,760 --> 00:14:17,040
Come again?
275
00:14:19,760 --> 00:14:20,600
Who cheated?
276
00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:22,360
[comical music playing]
277
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:24,920
-I really can't tell you.
-Tell me right now who cheated
278
00:14:25,000 --> 00:14:27,080
on an exam from María Bolaño.
279
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:35,240
I'll forget about my professional ethics,
and you can retake the exam.
280
00:14:42,800 --> 00:14:46,360
[silence]
281
00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:08,920
[chuckles, exhales]
282
00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:14,160
[amusing instrumental music playing]
283
00:15:26,080 --> 00:15:28,600
Have a seat. This will only take a second.
284
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:30,880
Yeah.
285
00:15:41,800 --> 00:15:43,960
Wow. Yeah, yeah, awesome.
286
00:15:44,040 --> 00:15:46,640
[stammers] I mean, I'm very happy.
I didn't expect it.
287
00:15:46,720 --> 00:15:49,160
-No wonder, you got a ten!
-Yeah, yeah.
288
00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,680
[chuckling]
289
00:15:50,760 --> 00:15:52,200
Cross out the one.
290
00:15:53,960 --> 00:15:54,880
[chuckles nervously]
291
00:15:55,680 --> 00:15:57,280
Cross out the one.
292
00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:01,840
But… but why?
293
00:16:03,280 --> 00:16:06,640
Because I sure enjoyed watching you cheat
with your phone.
294
00:16:06,720 --> 00:16:10,040
And I've looked forward to this moment.
[chuckles]
295
00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:13,280
Seeing your face go from joy
to total misery.
296
00:16:15,480 --> 00:16:17,760
Look, I… I'm so sorry--
297
00:16:17,840 --> 00:16:19,800
Oh, your explanations
are so boring. [chuckles]
298
00:16:19,880 --> 00:16:21,760
I just asked you one thing,
299
00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:23,400
and I already said it twice.
300
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,560
Don't make me say it a third time.
301
00:16:31,720 --> 00:16:32,880
[sighs]
302
00:16:35,760 --> 00:16:39,680
[amusing instrumental music playing]
303
00:16:46,600 --> 00:16:48,160
-Excuse me, Madam.
-[Vicky gasps]
304
00:16:48,840 --> 00:16:51,440
[sighs] Do you have to appear
like a ghost?
305
00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:54,280
-My apologies.
-What's up?
306
00:16:54,360 --> 00:16:57,040
We've yet to discuss the terms
of my contract.
307
00:16:57,120 --> 00:16:58,960
Again. Just talk to Rai.
308
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:02,680
I'm afraid I can't get paid
under the table.
309
00:17:02,760 --> 00:17:05,200
-[sighs]
-One more thing.
310
00:17:06,160 --> 00:17:09,200
Would it possible for me
to leave a little early today?
311
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:12,359
Look, Gloria, my partner…
312
00:17:12,440 --> 00:17:16,160
she has no idea I'm working here
to pay off my debt to the tax office.
313
00:17:16,240 --> 00:17:20,400
[stammers] I can't think of any more
excuses to cover why I'm not at home.
314
00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:23,160
I wouldn't want Gloria to get upset.
315
00:17:23,960 --> 00:17:24,839
I'm a widower.
316
00:17:25,800 --> 00:17:28,240
I've been alone for too long in my life.
317
00:17:30,680 --> 00:17:31,680
We'll make you a contract.
318
00:17:31,760 --> 00:17:33,760
And you can leave whenever you want.
319
00:17:35,440 --> 00:17:38,320
[mellow instrumental music playing]
320
00:17:41,000 --> 00:17:42,000
[Alfonso clears throat]
321
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:48,000
[footsteps receding]
322
00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,200
Say goodbye to your employment.
323
00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:55,040
I get to the main hall with the board,
324
00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:57,520
and they tell me
you were sitting in on a class.
325
00:17:57,600 --> 00:17:59,000
And then I find this little shit.
326
00:17:59,080 --> 00:18:00,560
Dr. Llorenc, let's talk about it…
327
00:18:00,640 --> 00:18:04,600
I won't be remembered as the president
who burned the main hall.
328
00:18:04,680 --> 00:18:07,160
Your father told me
I had to keep an eye on you.
329
00:18:07,240 --> 00:18:08,920
-He said that?
-And I confirmed it
330
00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:10,440
when I talked to him today.
331
00:18:10,960 --> 00:18:13,320
-So you told him.
-Obviously. It's the first thing I did.
332
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,680
Look, I don't doubt your talent,
333
00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,840
but the fact that you smoked
near centuries-old wood…
334
00:18:18,920 --> 00:18:20,560
that's just unacceptable.
335
00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:23,840
You can go now.
336
00:18:26,400 --> 00:18:28,400
Well, how do you know that butt is mine?
337
00:18:28,480 --> 00:18:30,040
Ah, it isn't yours? Whose is it?
338
00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:33,280
-One of your worker's?
-No, no. Not at all.
339
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:35,080
There are a lot of people
at the university.
340
00:18:35,160 --> 00:18:37,400
Oh. [laughs] Yes.
341
00:18:37,480 --> 00:18:39,600
Jesus, you have a good sense
of humour, huh?
342
00:18:39,680 --> 00:18:42,200
And you wanna make me look like a fool.
[laughs]
343
00:18:42,280 --> 00:18:44,840
The butt isn't mine,
and it's not my team's, either.
344
00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,160
I'm just asking you to investigate
before accusing me.
345
00:18:47,240 --> 00:18:48,800
All right. You want me to investigate?
346
00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,880
Fine, I'll investigate.
347
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:53,520
Axel, who smoked in the main hall?
348
00:18:54,680 --> 00:18:56,440
Look, kid, I'll explain it simply.
349
00:18:56,520 --> 00:18:58,520
Do you want to keep your job?
350
00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:01,960
Whose butt is that?
351
00:19:02,040 --> 00:19:04,440
[jolly instrumental music playing]
352
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:11,720
Psst, psst, psst. Psst.
353
00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:20,680
I was seconds from firing Axel.
354
00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,240
-Axel?
-Yes.
355
00:19:24,320 --> 00:19:26,120
The brat who sits in on your classes.
356
00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,880
I thought it was him who had smoked
inside the main hall…
357
00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:31,760
but I know it was you.
358
00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:35,560
-Are you--
-No, no, no, don't deny it. I know.
359
00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:38,120
What do you plan to do?
360
00:19:38,200 --> 00:19:41,920
You have tenure, so I can't fire you,
but I can warn you.
361
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:43,920
And what are you warning me about?
362
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,600
I know you are going through a tough time.
363
00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:48,240
Anxiety, distress, so much to overcome,
that's fine.
364
00:19:49,040 --> 00:19:50,120
But, look,
365
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,840
if you do something
that causes me distress,
366
00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:54,680
then that's when we have a problem.
367
00:19:55,600 --> 00:19:58,080
María, listen close:
368
00:19:58,160 --> 00:20:00,240
you are not burning down
my main hall today.
369
00:20:00,320 --> 00:20:01,560
And next time,
370
00:20:02,200 --> 00:20:06,120
I will pull all the necessary strings
so you're gonna be smoking at home.
371
00:20:06,200 --> 00:20:09,240
[melancholic music playing]
372
00:20:12,840 --> 00:20:13,680
[Oti] Unbelievable.
373
00:20:13,760 --> 00:20:16,880
-Fucking zero.
-Playing with Bolaño is very risky.
374
00:20:16,960 --> 00:20:18,680
I mean, she first gave me a ten
and then…
375
00:20:18,760 --> 00:20:19,720
-Mm.
-I don't get it,
376
00:20:19,800 --> 00:20:21,040
it's like very evil, you know?
377
00:20:21,120 --> 00:20:23,400
Don't worry, I'll help you study
for the next test, all right.
378
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:25,920
I have some techniques that I think
you might find pretty useful.
379
00:20:26,000 --> 00:20:27,720
How cute. Do we start today?
380
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:29,320
Okay. Do you wanna come to my place?
381
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:30,840
With Arnau there? No, no, hard pass.
382
00:20:30,920 --> 00:20:32,000
-You come to my place.
-Mmm.
383
00:20:32,080 --> 00:20:33,440
-Oh! Ah!
-No, no.
384
00:20:33,520 --> 00:20:34,840
Why the fuck would you do that, Rai?
385
00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,400
-You're an asshole, Rai.
-[laughs]
386
00:20:36,480 --> 00:20:37,880
-[exhales]
-You scared me to death.
387
00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,320
Well, I have firecrackers at home.
388
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:40,920
-We can use them after dinner.
-Dinner?
389
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:43,000
Yeah, I just ordered sushi for everyone.
390
00:20:43,080 --> 00:20:44,720
Let's meet at 9:00, okay?
391
00:20:44,800 --> 00:20:46,440
-Dude, I lost my appetite.
-Come on.
392
00:20:46,520 --> 00:20:48,240
I just got a zero on the ethics exam.
393
00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:50,000
Plus, Biel is teaching me
study techniques.
394
00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:50,960
Yeah. Rai, uh…
395
00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,640
It takes 45 minutes to get to your place.
396
00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:55,240
-Come on, Biel, don't exaggerate, dude.
-But what's the occasion?
397
00:20:55,320 --> 00:20:57,280
-Nothing, just dinner with friends.
-[chuckles]
398
00:20:57,360 --> 00:21:00,440
And since I sold the San Pedro painting,
I need some ideas to decorate my room.
399
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,480
-Like what?
-No way!
400
00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,520
-Yeah.
-But didn't you love that painting, Rai?
401
00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,920
-Well, not anymore.
-Rai, don't be upset with us but…
402
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:06,880
let's take a rain check.
403
00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:08,640
Freeze the sushi, okay?
404
00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:14,480
[Vicky] A bed two-and-a-half meters wide.
405
00:21:14,560 --> 00:21:16,440
You and Ferran won't find
each other at night.
406
00:21:16,520 --> 00:21:19,920
-No, I sent him the location yesterday.
-[laughter]
407
00:21:20,000 --> 00:21:21,960
Maybe that's what they want,
not to find each other.
408
00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,600
-What a bitch.
-Not at all, we're falling in love again.
409
00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,880
-[chuckles]
-[Vicky] Aww…
410
00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,320
Oh, and what about you guys?
411
00:21:27,400 --> 00:21:30,640
I feel bad about talking about Ferran,
you seem so lonely.
412
00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,720
I'm proudly single.
You know that very well, my dear.
413
00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:36,440
Vicky, isn't it time you find someone?
414
00:21:39,200 --> 00:21:40,840
[sighs]
415
00:21:42,400 --> 00:21:43,520
Mmm, excuse me.
416
00:21:44,280 --> 00:21:45,840
Madam, I am leaving.
417
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:48,160
I left you some broth in the fridge.
418
00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:50,480
[Vicky] Alfonso,
we have plenty of broth…
419
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:53,280
[Alfonso]
Yes, but this is from my special recipe.
420
00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:55,400
I even added some chicken bones to it.
421
00:21:55,480 --> 00:21:57,160
I call it "the Alfonso touch."
422
00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:00,160
[inhales, grunts]
423
00:22:00,840 --> 00:22:03,560
[exhales] Well… that's all.
424
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:06,560
Have a nice day. Excuse me.
425
00:22:10,600 --> 00:22:13,080
All right, all right,
all right, all right.
426
00:22:13,160 --> 00:22:14,480
Who is this old man?
427
00:22:14,560 --> 00:22:16,080
Alfonso is here to replace Henry.
428
00:22:16,160 --> 00:22:17,680
Ah!
429
00:22:17,760 --> 00:22:20,480
He's only taking care
of the house and nothing else.
430
00:22:20,560 --> 00:22:22,240
-[Susana] But he's quite old, isn't he?
-Oh…
431
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:24,640
I hope he won't fall down the stairs.
[chuckles]
432
00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,720
Yeah, it's true. He doesn't look very fit?
433
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:29,200
Well, Rai insisted a lot.
And it's only for a few months.
434
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,080
[Judith] He seems like a good man, right?
435
00:22:31,160 --> 00:22:33,320
-[Vicky laughs]
-And he made broth, the Alfonso touch.
436
00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,240
-You can't ask for more.
-[Susana] Yes. [laughs]
437
00:22:35,320 --> 00:22:37,360
But the chicken bones part…
438
00:22:37,440 --> 00:22:40,280
As long as it's not just
from the supermarket, right?
439
00:22:40,360 --> 00:22:41,640
[laughter]
440
00:22:41,720 --> 00:22:43,040
[clock ticking]
441
00:22:43,120 --> 00:22:44,120
[Susana sighs]
442
00:22:52,040 --> 00:22:55,280
[footsteps approaching]
443
00:23:03,680 --> 00:23:04,840
Are you praying right now?
444
00:23:08,040 --> 00:23:10,640
I just broke every principle of ethics
there is.
445
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:11,600
Oh.
446
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,480
How'd you do that?
447
00:23:16,840 --> 00:23:18,000
By telling the truth.
448
00:23:18,080 --> 00:23:19,120
Well, damn.
449
00:23:20,960 --> 00:23:24,720
So, I guess, I did the opposite,
I bypassed ethics by lying.
450
00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:34,080
[tools clattering]
451
00:23:34,160 --> 00:23:35,800
But you said it in class.
452
00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:37,360
It's all survival, right?
453
00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:39,800
Or… or egotism.
454
00:23:39,880 --> 00:23:41,040
[exhales]
455
00:23:48,840 --> 00:23:51,760
[melancholic music playing]
456
00:23:51,840 --> 00:23:53,360
-[Pol gasps]
-[Axel clicks tongue]
457
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:56,560
[speaking Latin] Ego te absolvo.
458
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:15,720
[man] I listened to your mother.
459
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:21,560
And the very first thing you do
is try to burn down this place?
460
00:24:22,200 --> 00:24:24,160
[Axel sighs]
461
00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,120
About time you showed up.
462
00:24:26,960 --> 00:24:29,360
I asked the president
to give you another chance.
463
00:24:29,440 --> 00:24:31,760
For the record, I didn't do it for you.
464
00:24:32,560 --> 00:24:35,720
But for your grandfather,
for me, for the company.
465
00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,040
The problem is you don't accept the way
I work or what I want to do.
466
00:24:41,120 --> 00:24:43,240
Oh. And your way is smoking here?
467
00:24:43,320 --> 00:24:45,120
And listening in on classes?
468
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:49,240
Jesus. And that kid too?
469
00:24:52,040 --> 00:24:53,400
Why do you enjoy ridiculing me?
470
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:56,440
Only because that's how you make me feel:
471
00:24:56,520 --> 00:24:57,520
ridiculous.
472
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,840
Look, the president knows I didn't smoke.
473
00:25:00,920 --> 00:25:02,280
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He told me.
474
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:04,920
A professor, right? [chuckles]
475
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:05,880
[inhales]
476
00:25:05,960 --> 00:25:07,640
I don't know if that woman smoked in here,
477
00:25:07,720 --> 00:25:10,480
but I am sure you did, because I know you.
478
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,720
[sighs]
479
00:25:14,400 --> 00:25:15,560
Passion…
480
00:25:16,280 --> 00:25:17,960
sacrifice…
481
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,720
satisfaction…
482
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:24,960
And you lack those three things.
483
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:25,960
[scoffs]
484
00:25:26,040 --> 00:25:30,160
[sad instrumental music playing]
485
00:25:33,280 --> 00:25:36,600
Because if you study and listen
to something Baroque at the same time,
486
00:25:36,680 --> 00:25:39,800
your brain kind of expands,
you know what I mean?
487
00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:41,720
Does it only happen with Baroque music?
488
00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:43,600
-[doorbell buzzes]
-Uh…
489
00:25:46,160 --> 00:25:47,200
[Oti] Yes?
490
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,600
Ugh. It's my mom.
491
00:25:50,680 --> 00:25:52,120
-What's the problem?
-My mom!
492
00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,920
Okay, let's pretend we're studying, okay?
493
00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,480
Open books and get some paper
and do something.
494
00:25:55,560 --> 00:25:57,200
[stammers, sighs]
495
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,880
[grunts]
496
00:26:02,280 --> 00:26:03,480
[door opens]
497
00:26:05,720 --> 00:26:09,360
-[door closes]
-[grunting]
498
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,680
-Lluisa, my… my mother.
-Hello.
499
00:26:16,760 --> 00:26:19,400
I was just helping Biel study.
What's going on?
500
00:26:23,080 --> 00:26:24,120
Oti… [sighs]
501
00:26:24,920 --> 00:26:26,200
your father is very worried.
502
00:26:26,280 --> 00:26:27,800
He just talks about you.
503
00:26:29,080 --> 00:26:30,080
We think you're lost.
504
00:26:30,160 --> 00:26:31,960
And all that because I'm not dating Arnau?
505
00:26:34,200 --> 00:26:35,080
[sighs]
506
00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:37,200
Honey, I can't talk in front of this kid.
507
00:26:37,960 --> 00:26:39,840
-Uh… I can just leave.
-No, no, stay.
508
00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,240
Mom, he's not my boyfriend,
and besides, he's gay.
509
00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,400
-Uh… [chuckles]
-[Lluisa sighs]
510
00:26:46,480 --> 00:26:49,680
-You look like you're a good student.
-Oh, yes. [chuckles]
511
00:26:49,760 --> 00:26:51,320
And you, Oti?
512
00:26:51,400 --> 00:26:52,880
She got an A in ethics.
513
00:26:52,960 --> 00:26:54,960
Right, Oti? You got an A.
514
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:56,120
Did you fail ethics?
515
00:26:56,200 --> 00:26:57,720
Mom, enough.
516
00:26:57,800 --> 00:26:59,720
So you are failing your subjects.
517
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:01,240
Tell me the truth. Do not lie.
518
00:27:01,320 --> 00:27:02,960
If you want me to help you
with your father--
519
00:27:03,040 --> 00:27:04,320
All right. Yes, I failed an exam.
520
00:27:04,400 --> 00:27:05,800
So what, you never failed an exam?
521
00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:08,480
[sighs] I won't tell your father.
522
00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,680
But I promise, when next year,
523
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:13,280
he has to pay your tuition
and he finds out, he'll cut you off,
524
00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:15,080
-for sure.
-Oh, Mom, why don't you just leave?
525
00:27:15,920 --> 00:27:17,560
[sighs] Oh, Oti…
526
00:27:19,160 --> 00:27:21,280
Are you really interested in philosophy?
527
00:27:22,600 --> 00:27:24,480
And what about after you graduate?
528
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:25,640
Hmm?
529
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:29,760
[amusing instrumental music playing]
530
00:27:32,120 --> 00:27:33,920
[water sloshing]
531
00:27:35,040 --> 00:27:39,040
[indistinct chattering]
532
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,680
[zipper zips]
533
00:28:06,080 --> 00:28:07,520
[lighter clicks]
534
00:28:07,600 --> 00:28:09,280
After so much work with termites…
535
00:28:10,680 --> 00:28:12,720
you learned how to behave like one.
536
00:28:12,800 --> 00:28:15,240
-Listen, I didn't mean--
-Don't tell me you didn't mean it.
537
00:28:15,320 --> 00:28:16,400
You meant it.
538
00:28:18,560 --> 00:28:19,600
Okay, then yes.
539
00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,480
Then own up to it, damn it.
540
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:25,760
I wanted to save my ass
by unfairly accusing you.
541
00:28:28,080 --> 00:28:31,840
Within you is the bad temper
we all need to survive.
542
00:28:32,880 --> 00:28:34,920
-Sure, I guess so.
-Hmm.
543
00:28:35,000 --> 00:28:37,480
If storks do it, why wouldn't you?
544
00:28:38,520 --> 00:28:41,040
Storks are just mean to their offspring.
545
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,360
Is it tiring to feed three little birds?
546
00:28:45,440 --> 00:28:47,840
Let's throw the weakest one out
and problem solved.
547
00:28:47,920 --> 00:28:49,520
That's what it's all about.
548
00:28:53,200 --> 00:28:54,240
Axel.
549
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:56,400
[clicks tongue]
550
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,080
You were right.
551
00:28:59,160 --> 00:29:02,240
The Metaphysics class with Silvia Montoliu
552
00:29:02,320 --> 00:29:04,000
is mostly worth it.
553
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,160
She was my student.
554
00:29:10,680 --> 00:29:13,360
I hope you are not planning
to come back to my class…
555
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,480
with that fanny pack on you.
556
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:18,840
[quirky music playing]
557
00:29:21,280 --> 00:29:23,400
[footsteps fading]
558
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,800
Okay, Angel. [grunts]
559
00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:26,920
Yeah, yeah. I'll see you at the Satanassa.
560
00:29:30,080 --> 00:29:32,360
Yeah, don't worry.
I know it's just a meeting.
561
00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,800
Yeah, yeah. Bye. Thank you.
562
00:29:36,880 --> 00:29:38,720
[men speaking Russian]
563
00:29:38,800 --> 00:29:41,280
[men speaking Russian]
564
00:29:41,360 --> 00:29:43,920
-They arrived today. They're Russians.
-[men laughing]
565
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:48,000
Why do tourists always laugh?
566
00:29:48,080 --> 00:29:51,000
At least there's someone laughing,
because here at home…
567
00:29:52,400 --> 00:29:54,640
it seems there are many secrets lately.
568
00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:58,120
I'm not stupid.
569
00:29:58,200 --> 00:30:00,920
Alfonso has absolutely
no interest in chess.
570
00:30:01,680 --> 00:30:03,880
[continuous Russian chatter]
571
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:07,440
[continuous Russian chatter]
572
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,240
He got fined by the tax office.
573
00:30:10,280 --> 00:30:11,640
Seven thousand euros.
574
00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:14,320
He's working over at Rai's now.
575
00:30:15,360 --> 00:30:16,880
He's too ashamed to tell you.
576
00:30:17,480 --> 00:30:18,520
[sighs]
577
00:30:19,400 --> 00:30:21,200
[men laughing]
578
00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:24,320
-[sighing]
-[men speaking Russian]
579
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,520
[men speaking Russian]
580
00:30:32,160 --> 00:30:34,960
[romantic saxophone music playing]
581
00:30:35,040 --> 00:30:38,720
[indistinct chatter]
582
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,640
[Kevin] Hi there.
583
00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,200
Hi, uh, is Angel here?
584
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,320
[Angel] I'm here.
585
00:30:44,960 --> 00:30:45,920
I'm here.
586
00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:49,520
Kevin, get the bill for tables two
and four. Can you do that?
587
00:30:49,600 --> 00:30:52,920
Hello, hello, hello! The Discobolus!
588
00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:54,400
-How are you doing?
-Fine, fine.
589
00:30:54,480 --> 00:30:56,320
Come, time to meet Dino.
590
00:30:56,400 --> 00:30:59,800
-And who's Dino?
-Well, the owner of all of this, honey.
591
00:30:59,880 --> 00:31:02,320
He's going to perform now,
but you'll talk after, okay?
592
00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:04,120
Okay. And, and is he nice or what?
593
00:31:04,200 --> 00:31:07,000
Well, Dino, he is… he's quite special.
594
00:31:07,640 --> 00:31:10,200
He might see you
and hire you right away or…
595
00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:11,560
Ah, excuse me.
596
00:31:14,400 --> 00:31:16,760
He might talk to you and say:
"I'm not interested."
597
00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,640
Okay. Then do me a solid, dude.
598
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:20,920
Of course.
599
00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,280
But first of all,
600
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:24,560
you need to smile…
601
00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,840
like you're meeting Walt Disney.
602
00:31:26,920 --> 00:31:32,080
[applause, cheering]
603
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:35,560
Yes!
604
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:42,080
[indistinct chatter]
605
00:31:48,440 --> 00:31:50,560
I have seen things…
606
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:54,080
you people wouldn't believe.
607
00:31:54,160 --> 00:31:55,720
I have seen…
608
00:31:56,520 --> 00:32:00,400
the attack of a group of macho men
in the seats of an adult movie theatre.
609
00:32:00,480 --> 00:32:02,480
[laughter]
610
00:32:02,560 --> 00:32:06,480
I have seen the rays of the sun
glimmer over Las Ramblas,
611
00:32:06,560 --> 00:32:08,040
near the gates to the Liceu.
612
00:32:08,120 --> 00:32:10,480
[patrons in unison] Oh…
613
00:32:10,560 --> 00:32:14,960
And all of those moments
will be lost in time, just like tears…
614
00:32:16,840 --> 00:32:21,160
…down the drain of some toilet
in Chinatown. [laughs]
615
00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:23,480
Hail, my appendage!
616
00:32:23,560 --> 00:32:25,600
[applause]
617
00:32:25,680 --> 00:32:27,800
Some of you know that my mother
passed just a month ago.
618
00:32:27,880 --> 00:32:29,480
[patrons in unison] Oh…
619
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:32,080
I know there's a rumour
going around Gayland…
620
00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,920
[people chuckling]
621
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:37,720
…and I'm very glad to disappoint you,
hyenas of Babylon…
622
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,040
[laughter]
623
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:40,440
…because it's not true…
624
00:32:41,560 --> 00:32:44,280
that I've decided to spend my savings
to clone my mother.
625
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:45,840
-[laughter]
-No.
626
00:32:46,560 --> 00:32:50,800
No, I'm not Barbra Streisand,
and my mom's not her little dog Sammy.
627
00:32:50,880 --> 00:32:53,320
[laughter, applause]
628
00:32:53,400 --> 00:32:55,480
[cheering]
629
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:03,600
-Damn, Amy, you are fucking good, dude.
-[laughs]
630
00:33:03,680 --> 00:33:05,600
-I know! And you too!
-Mmm.
631
00:33:05,680 --> 00:33:07,040
I guess we have something in common.
632
00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:08,600
Well, uh, two things, right?
633
00:33:08,680 --> 00:33:09,960
We're both Republicans.
634
00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:11,760
-Are you stupid?
-[Biel] I'm home.
635
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,520
-Okay, okay, sorry.
-[Oti] Hello?
636
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:17,200
This is exactly the reason why I can't
have an orgasm when I have sex with men.
637
00:33:17,280 --> 00:33:20,360
-Arnau, are you driving Amy crazy already?
-Oh, Oti, shut it!
638
00:33:20,440 --> 00:33:21,280
I'm a Democrat,
639
00:33:21,360 --> 00:33:23,640
but that doesn't mean I can't support
weapons and the Second Amendment.
640
00:33:23,720 --> 00:33:25,160
Well, yeah, if you need us,
641
00:33:25,240 --> 00:33:28,120
we're gonna be in my room
because, uh, I have to explain to her…
642
00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,800
techniques to study.
643
00:33:29,880 --> 00:33:32,080
[Amy laughing]
644
00:33:32,160 --> 00:33:34,320
[gunshots on video game]
645
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,120
By the way, so, uh…
646
00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:39,640
the orgasm thing, are you serious?
647
00:33:39,720 --> 00:33:41,560
Yeah. I don't know.
648
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,600
It's like… I freeze around dicks,
you know? [chuckles]
649
00:33:44,680 --> 00:33:47,520
I try, I try, I give it my all, but…
650
00:33:47,600 --> 00:33:48,880
I can't climax.
651
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:51,360
Anyway…
652
00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:52,440
[mumbling]
653
00:33:52,520 --> 00:33:54,320
-Come on, shoot!
-Shoot, shoot…
654
00:33:54,400 --> 00:33:57,040
Okay, but it's not unusual for a mom
to ask what her kid wants to do.
655
00:33:57,120 --> 00:34:00,240
She wanted to be an asshole,
and she succeeded.
656
00:34:00,320 --> 00:34:02,560
[chuckles] She or you?
657
00:34:02,640 --> 00:34:04,080
Okay.
658
00:34:04,160 --> 00:34:07,160
[sighs] I don't know,
I'm just so sick of my parents.
659
00:34:07,240 --> 00:34:09,440
Plus, they're constantly threatening
to get divorced,
660
00:34:09,520 --> 00:34:10,680
but in the end, they never do!
661
00:34:10,760 --> 00:34:12,960
-Yeah.
-[Oti exhales]
662
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:14,040
Never mind.
663
00:34:14,120 --> 00:34:17,760
It's just… I don't know what I want
664
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:19,400
but I know how I want to live.
665
00:34:20,639 --> 00:34:22,080
And…
666
00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:26,199
how do you wanna live?
667
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:30,199
[scoffs] Like the majority of people,
I guess.
668
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:34,840
I don't want to enslave myself working,
you know?
669
00:34:34,920 --> 00:34:37,679
I want a life that's easy and fun.
670
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:40,800
And now I want to fuck.
671
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:41,800
[chuckles]
672
00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:42,960
What?
673
00:34:43,040 --> 00:34:45,480
I saw how you looked at me in class.
674
00:34:45,560 --> 00:34:48,239
I think it's time
we touch each other, hmm?
675
00:34:48,320 --> 00:34:51,400
[moaning]
676
00:34:52,400 --> 00:34:53,760
[kisses]
677
00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,040
Oti, can I touch your boobs?
678
00:34:56,120 --> 00:34:57,480
And I'll touch your cock.
679
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,840
[both panting]
680
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:07,600
[panting]
681
00:35:07,680 --> 00:35:10,520
[jazz music playing]
682
00:35:13,560 --> 00:35:17,640
[laughter]
683
00:35:17,720 --> 00:35:20,640
[shushes]
684
00:35:20,720 --> 00:35:24,280
People. I still remember that very day…
685
00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:28,040
Dino and I,
we were walking along a back road…
686
00:35:28,120 --> 00:35:29,920
in Almendralejo?
687
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:31,120
Was that 1985?
688
00:35:31,200 --> 00:35:34,120
-Mmm… maybe 1984?
-[Penny] That's it!
689
00:35:35,040 --> 00:35:36,960
Then two policemen…
690
00:35:38,640 --> 00:35:39,840
arrested us.
691
00:35:39,920 --> 00:35:42,520
-Very handsome.
-Yes, we were lucky.
692
00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:43,800
What?
693
00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:45,480
Because…
694
00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,040
both the officers were tops!
695
00:35:48,120 --> 00:35:49,640
[laughter]
696
00:35:49,720 --> 00:35:51,200
Dino, um…
697
00:35:51,800 --> 00:35:53,280
Sorry to interrupt.
698
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:56,120
I'd like to introduce you to a friend.
He's a student of philosophy.
699
00:35:56,200 --> 00:35:59,200
-His name's Pol.
-Ah! Last name: "Dancer."
700
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:00,200
Pole Dancer.
701
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,120
-[laughter]
-Penny, simmer down!
702
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:05,160
-Hi there.
-[Angel] He came to see your show.
703
00:36:05,240 --> 00:36:07,480
And he wants to be a waiter,
if you ever need another.
704
00:36:08,160 --> 00:36:10,360
He's disciplined, responsible,
good person, smart…
705
00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:12,120
Okay, okay, okay.
706
00:36:12,200 --> 00:36:14,560
You must relax,
my young Venezuelan machine gun.
707
00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:16,040
[people chuckling]
708
00:36:16,120 --> 00:36:17,400
Please, take a seat.
709
00:36:17,480 --> 00:36:19,320
Make some room.
710
00:36:23,600 --> 00:36:24,440
Hello, hello.
711
00:36:24,520 --> 00:36:26,480
-Hi.
-Hey there.
712
00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:31,280
-[Dino] So you like to serve drinks, Pol?
-I do.
713
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:32,760
Do you know how to make cocktails?
714
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:35,000
But of course.
715
00:36:35,080 --> 00:36:37,640
And how is your Bloody Mary?
716
00:36:38,520 --> 00:36:39,480
It's delicious.
717
00:36:40,480 --> 00:36:44,240
And why does a student of philosophy
want to work at my bar?
718
00:36:47,960 --> 00:36:50,480
Well, if I told you
I really need to make money,
719
00:36:50,560 --> 00:36:52,600
then I'd only be telling you
half the truth.
720
00:36:52,680 --> 00:36:57,120
So tell me the truth, the whole truth,
and nothing but the truth.
721
00:37:01,640 --> 00:37:03,040
I think too much at the university.
722
00:37:03,120 --> 00:37:05,880
-Oh, and here we don't think at all.
-[laughs]
723
00:37:08,560 --> 00:37:10,400
As you can see, one's physique…
724
00:37:10,480 --> 00:37:12,960
is not entirely important to work here.
725
00:37:13,040 --> 00:37:15,160
-[groaning]
-Oh, Dino!
726
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:18,680
But as a study from the University
of Chicago claims that…
727
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:22,200
that contemplation of beauty
causes thirst.
728
00:37:22,280 --> 00:37:23,800
And I'm thirsty.
729
00:37:29,720 --> 00:37:30,560
[chuckles]
730
00:37:33,040 --> 00:37:34,000
Please, stand up.
731
00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:41,880
[Dino]
What are you wearing under your jacket?
732
00:37:43,560 --> 00:37:46,240
-Um, just a t-shirt.
-[Dino] Take off the jacket.
733
00:37:53,640 --> 00:37:54,680
[chuckles]
734
00:38:01,640 --> 00:38:04,480
Go to the bar, and then in…
735
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,000
two hours, I'll come see you,
736
00:38:09,080 --> 00:38:11,320
and count how many drinks you've served.
737
00:38:13,560 --> 00:38:14,760
[jazz music playing]
738
00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:15,800
[Dino] Mmm.
739
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:18,920
[exhales]
740
00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:21,480
Wow, he is so handsome.
741
00:38:21,560 --> 00:38:23,000
[people teasing]
742
00:38:23,080 --> 00:38:25,480
[chuckling]
743
00:38:38,800 --> 00:38:41,760
[melancholic music playing]
744
00:38:59,440 --> 00:39:01,200
[sniffs] Mmm.
745
00:39:14,880 --> 00:39:16,920
[moaning]
746
00:39:22,240 --> 00:39:24,680
[clicking]
747
00:39:28,040 --> 00:39:31,120
[fizzing]
748
00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:35,600
[crackling]
749
00:39:40,600 --> 00:39:42,600
[dog barking]
750
00:39:44,160 --> 00:39:47,120
[Spanish song playing]
751
00:39:47,200 --> 00:39:50,560
[indistinct chatter]
752
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:52,800
What can I get you?
753
00:39:54,560 --> 00:39:57,800
Hold on! Coming through. Coming through.
754
00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:01,360
Okay, okay. One second.
755
00:40:02,080 --> 00:40:04,320
Yeah, go ahead, go ahead. After you.
756
00:40:04,400 --> 00:40:06,840
-Can I get a tequila, please, sweetheart?
-What do you want?
757
00:40:06,920 --> 00:40:09,040
-Tequila.
-Tequila. Coming right up, no problem.
758
00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:13,000
[indistinct chatter]
759
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,280
Oh, me too!
760
00:40:26,120 --> 00:40:28,360
[music stops]
761
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:32,640
[grunting]
762
00:40:33,760 --> 00:40:34,600
[exhales]
763
00:40:41,320 --> 00:40:42,800
Don't shave, Pol.
764
00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,240
We're missing
the buffalo-hunter type here.
765
00:40:47,520 --> 00:40:48,960
Did I get the job?
766
00:40:50,280 --> 00:40:53,280
[breathes in]
I need to know something before that.
767
00:40:55,120 --> 00:40:59,360
Loyalty is a feeling here
that overcomes ambition.
768
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:02,400
And honestly,
you look like a bit of a rascal.
769
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:04,720
You're going to let me down?
770
00:41:04,800 --> 00:41:06,960
I don't like feeling betrayed, kid.
771
00:41:11,040 --> 00:41:12,640
I'm not going to work here.
772
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,080
I guess I'm a traitor.
773
00:41:16,160 --> 00:41:18,240
Today, I betrayed my father.
774
00:41:18,320 --> 00:41:21,200
And a friend, who failed her exam
because of me.
775
00:41:21,280 --> 00:41:23,360
I spend all day pretending
in front of everyone.
776
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:25,840
Especially in front of the guy
I like most.
777
00:41:29,680 --> 00:41:31,240
And I can't make Bloody Marys.
778
00:41:34,360 --> 00:41:36,360
[breathes heavily]
779
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:37,880
Just trying to survive here.
780
00:41:38,960 --> 00:41:41,200
[amusing instrumental music playing]
781
00:41:41,280 --> 00:41:42,440
Come with me, kid.
782
00:41:51,600 --> 00:41:54,200
Put four ice cubes
in this cocktail shaker.
783
00:42:04,960 --> 00:42:06,360
Next, add vodka.
784
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:08,120
[bottle cap popping, clatters]
785
00:42:08,200 --> 00:42:10,920
[vodka sloshing]
786
00:42:17,280 --> 00:42:19,640
Good. Now the blood we weep…
787
00:42:22,840 --> 00:42:24,160
Add a little salt…
788
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,240
-[salt bottle thumps]
-Five drops of Tabasco…
789
00:42:34,960 --> 00:42:36,000
Worcestershire…
790
00:42:39,720 --> 00:42:41,200
-[Dino] Enough.
-[Pol] That's enough?
791
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:42,240
Yep.
792
00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:44,320
And now a little pepper.
793
00:42:47,720 --> 00:42:48,880
Now you shake.
794
00:42:53,520 --> 00:42:54,760
[clattering]
795
00:42:54,840 --> 00:42:56,520
Hey, whoa, slow down, kid.
796
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:57,800
You gotta take it easy.
797
00:42:57,880 --> 00:43:02,160
As if Zeus himself sat in front of you
and you were massaging his balls.
798
00:43:02,240 --> 00:43:03,640
[ice slowly clattering]
799
00:43:07,120 --> 00:43:07,960
Now you serve.
800
00:43:22,960 --> 00:43:24,200
[glass thumps]
801
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:27,680
[music continues playing]
802
00:43:27,760 --> 00:43:29,040
[closet door opens]
803
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:31,240
-[closet door closes]
-[keys jingle]
804
00:43:31,320 --> 00:43:33,840
-You're closing up.
-Me?
805
00:43:33,920 --> 00:43:35,880
So that you know that I trust you.
806
00:43:37,200 --> 00:43:38,240
[clatters]
807
00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,160
"Pol". I don't like that.
808
00:43:42,720 --> 00:43:44,320
I'll call you…
809
00:43:47,320 --> 00:43:48,160
Apollo.
810
00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:55,400
[majestic music plays]
811
00:43:55,480 --> 00:44:00,600
[Spanish music playing]
812
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:08,120
[music ends]