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I'm so excited
to sell some eggs.

2
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Last night, I found 56
in their little coop!

3
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Rio: I know.
I checked this morning,

4
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and there were, like,
five dozen.

5
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Sitting on a gold mine!
All right, you ready?

6
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Uh, yeah.
One...two...three!

7
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[ Rumbling ]

8
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And one, two, three.

9
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[ Rumbling ]

10
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Whoo!
[ Chuckles ]

11
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We're so in sync, baby.

12
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Like a Swiss timepiece.
Yeah.

13
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Oh, what's this oatmeal soap?
This is cute.

14
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I have not
bought oatmeal soap,

15
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so I would drop
whatever you're holding.
Oh.

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[ Crash ]
[ Screams ]
[ Gasps ]

17
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Cold! Cold, cold, cold, cold,
cold, cold!
What was that explosion?

18
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I don't know.
What was that?

19
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Is it the hot water heater?
[ Screams ]

20
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Get out now!
Save yourself!

21
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I can't! I haven't shaved
my pits in, like, two weeks!

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I don't care about that.

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No,
I'm doing it for me.

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But thank you for being
so body positive.

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Mom, the water heater's broken,
so we're taking old-timey baths.

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It's really cool.

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Rio,
you need a warm shower.

28
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Cousin Emily
took cold showers.

29
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Now she's got
adult acne.

30
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We've got
12 pots of water.

31
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That's all it takes just
to fill it up ankle level.

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It's kind of romantic just,
like,

33
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soaking in each other's broth,
you know?

34
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Oh, hey.
[ Hushed ] It's my mom.

35
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[ Hushed ] Oh, wow,
how exciting.

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[ Normal voice ] Mom, I-I have
to go because Mike's waiting.

37
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Mike's waiting.

38
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King Mike who dragged you
to live in Nebraska

39
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in his castle
made of garbage?!

40
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I will send him
your best.

41
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All right, bye.
[ Water boiling ]

42
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Did she, uh, say
some nasty stuff about me?

43
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No.
She does not like me.

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Stop it.
She loves you.

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[ Boiling continues ]

46
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Okay,
who's going first?

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[ Groans ]
Ha ha.

48
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[ Sighs ] This is actually
really beautiful out here.

49
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It's just -- I feel like
it's quaint, you know?

50
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Like,
this is how you should --

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[ Screams ]

52
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Oh, my God, we need to fix
the water heater!

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Right now!

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-- Captions by VITAC --

55
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Look, we can get
a new water heater

56
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if we tap
into the savings.

57
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Mm.
But we don't have any.

58
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Sure.
So here's my pitch.

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Uh-huh.
The hens are --
are laying eggs,

60
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and we can take them
to the farmers' market --

61
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Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.

62
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I could dust off
the old therapy jersey

63
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and look for
some therapy patients here.

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You know, it's like, obviously,
I left that in New York, but --

65
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That's a great idea.

66
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I'm a little nervous
how many takers you'd have.

67
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We could obviously always
ask my mom for some help.

68
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Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no.
We don't need to do that.

69
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But what do I --
what do I know?

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I bet therapy
would work well here.

71
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You really don't
want my mom to help.

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I guess I just thought,
when we moved 1,500 miles away,

73
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that she would be, you know,

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a little less involved
in our lives.

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And that I would be,
you know, free.

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Free?
Well, no, not --
not that word.

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Love,
when you married me...

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Yeah.
...you married my mom.

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I mean,
that became very clear

80
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when she did vows
at our ceremony.

81
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She didn't do vows
at our ceremony.

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She -- She had a...

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poem that she wanted to read
that was ill-timed.

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[ Cellphone rings, vibrates ]

85
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Oh, boy.
Here she is.

86
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Listen, I-I-I think
it's time for us

87
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to stand on
our own two feet, okay...

88
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Okay.
...and do this on our own.

89
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We -- We got to
tell Donna no.

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Okay, I'm gonna go ahead
and let you do that.

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All right.

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Hi, Donna.

93
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Uh, I'm answering
Rio's phone.

94
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Mike, I need to
confirm the address

95
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for the water-heater delivery.

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The guy said he can't find
"Dirt Road" on his apps.

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Oh, you know,
that's so generous of you

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to offer a water heater,
but, um...

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Take the water heater.
...no.

100
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Excuse me?

101
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We're gonna handle it
ourselves.

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Oh. Okay.

103
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Well, absolutely.

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No problem, Mike.

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Goodbye.

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[ Horns honking ]

107
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Well...
Donna's. Been. Handled.

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Good. Luck. With. That.

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**

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Oy.

111
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Well, you see, I want my booth
to be simple but catchy,

112
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so I'm gonna go
with "The Egg Man."

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What do you think?

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"The Egg Man."
I like it.

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Yeah.
Haunting visual.
Sticks with you.

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Mm, good.

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[ Sighs ]
You guys done yet?

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You know, I-I got to
get to my scrapbooking.

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[ Cash register beeping ]

120
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You may have just observed me
hiding from Constance.

121
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Things have been a little
awkward with us lately.

122
00:04:03,644 --> 00:04:05,579
Oh, just lately
they got awkward?

123
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Yeah, she asked me out.
I said no.

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I've been trying to get her
to ask me out again,

125
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but she won't
take the bait.

126
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Well, look, buddy.
You just got to keep trying.

127
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She'll be back
on that Rudy hook in no time.

128
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That's a little graphic, Mike.
I don't care for it.

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No, no, I was just building
on your "bait" metaphor --

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the -- the --
That'll do, Mike.

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Okay, listen.

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You got to get your head
in the game.

133
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Okay.
It's show time.

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Yeah.
Let's go.

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Constance.

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Rudy.

137
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Mike and I are going to
the farmers' market in Lincoln.

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Can I purchase you
anything?

139
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Well, if you see something
that I might like.

140
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Oh.
Will do.

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There we go.
[ Bell dings ]

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Oh, hey, husband.

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[ Bell dings ]
You got your flyers?
Yeah.

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Oh, wow, they're great.
Thanks.

145
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Yeah, good luck.
Thanks, honey. You, too.

146
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Mm.
Okay.

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No, Rudy,
we're not there.

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Okay.
We are not there.

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Hey, do these work?

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I sort of
need them to work, so...

151
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"Do you know what's wrong
with you? I do!"

152
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Yeah, it's more, "Do you know
what's wrong with you?

153
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Don't worry about it" --
That's the subtext -- "I do."

154
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Is that for therapy?

155
00:05:02,202 --> 00:05:03,170
Yeah. I mean,
if you don't like that one,

156
00:05:03,203 --> 00:05:05,839
this one is,
"Do you cry at night?

157
00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:08,308
Try doing it during the day."
No.

158
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"Got a screw loose?
Let me tighten it."

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Rio,
are you looking for people

160
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who like talking
about themselves?

161
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Desperately, yes.

162
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Ever scrapbooked?

163
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What?

164
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...like scalloped. Love these!
Who's got the snowflake tape?

165
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Got to check out these
decorative scissors, Deb.

166
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Look at that.
-Oh, I love that little braid.

167
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You know,
what is truly shocking

168
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is that you brought Rio,
Constance.

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Mostly because
I didn't invite her.

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Oh, I'm -- like, I can hear you,
Kay, when you say that.

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I know.
[ Clears throat ]

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I'm here because
I wanted to ask --

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The theme is "vacation."

174
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Did you bring
some vacation pictures?

175
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Oh, uh, vacation, huh?

176
00:05:37,838 --> 00:05:39,339
Well,
I brought two photos --

177
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You brought two photos
to scrapbooking?

178
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Well, that's not a book.
That's just scraps!

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[ Laughter ]
-"That's just scraps."

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Oh.
[ Chuckles ]

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[ Laughter continues ]

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Look, I-I'm not sure
if you ladies, uh, know this,

183
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but I-I'm actually
a licensed therapist --

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[ Softly ]
Does anybody have the glitter?

185
00:05:53,721 --> 00:05:56,089
What?
No one can hear
anything you say, Clara.

186
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I would love to
offer my services,

187
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see if anyone
was interested in

188
00:05:59,893 --> 00:06:02,396
paying to have someone listen
to them or provide insight --

189
00:06:02,430 --> 00:06:03,931
People pay
to talk to you?

190
00:06:03,964 --> 00:06:07,601
Uh, yes.
So I could've been charging
this whole time?

191
00:06:07,635 --> 00:06:08,902
[ Laughs ]
You owe me $40.

192
00:06:08,936 --> 00:06:10,037
You owe me $50.

193
00:06:10,070 --> 00:06:12,039
You owe me
thousands of dollars.

194
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[ Birds chirping ]

195
00:06:14,241 --> 00:06:15,275
Uh, Miss Rio?
Yes?

196
00:06:15,308 --> 00:06:17,445
Do you want me to
dry your page for you?

197
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Oh, uh, sure, yes.

198
00:06:19,312 --> 00:06:20,948
Yeah? Okay.
I think. Is that a...

199
00:06:20,981 --> 00:06:23,083
Yeah,
I'm the dryer to-- today.

200
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Oh, my God.
[ Thud ]

201
00:06:25,318 --> 00:06:26,787
[ Thud ]
Oh --

202
00:06:26,820 --> 00:06:27,788
Jacob.
Huh?

203
00:06:27,821 --> 00:06:28,789
Why are you shaking?

204
00:06:28,822 --> 00:06:30,123
Did you have
too many cookies?

205
00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,625
Okay, Mom,
don't you have to --

206
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Is he diabetic?
No.

207
00:06:32,993 --> 00:06:35,295
Nope.

208
00:06:35,328 --> 00:06:36,797
Linda, oh, my God,
look at how much glitter

209
00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:38,799
you're putting
around your photo.

210
00:06:38,832 --> 00:06:41,301
I could never put that much
sparkle on myself.

211
00:06:41,334 --> 00:06:43,270
Sometimes even just
the glue stick is a bit sassy.

212
00:06:43,303 --> 00:06:45,272
[ Chuckles nervously ]
Why do you think that is?

213
00:06:45,305 --> 00:06:48,208
Just dull cardboard borders,
just fine for old Deb.

214
00:06:48,241 --> 00:06:50,043
You know, we call that
negative self talk

215
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when we talk
o-ourselves down.

216
00:06:51,311 --> 00:06:54,982
I sort of feel like
you are a sparkly unicorn.

217
00:06:55,015 --> 00:06:56,049
You know what I mean?

218
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[ Scoffs ]
A unicorn?

219
00:06:57,751 --> 00:07:00,454
Is that the kind of thing
you talk about in therapy?

220
00:07:00,488 --> 00:07:02,055
I thought it was like,

221
00:07:02,089 --> 00:07:04,892
"I had a dream about a talking
dog. What does it mean?"

222
00:07:04,925 --> 00:07:06,393
Hmm, depends
what the dog's saying.

223
00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,895
Rio, dear...
Yes?

224
00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:09,630
...please don't
peddle your wares here.

225
00:07:09,663 --> 00:07:12,165
U-Uh, nothing personal.
We had to shut Clara down

226
00:07:12,199 --> 00:07:14,167
when she was pushing
those insane necklaces

227
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made out of bunny bones.

228
00:07:15,503 --> 00:07:17,304
Oh, and then there were
sea horses.

229
00:07:17,337 --> 00:07:19,139
What?

230
00:07:19,172 --> 00:07:21,308
Sea horses.
Oh, God.

231
00:07:21,341 --> 00:07:25,779
I mean, no one is gonna pay you
to tell us what our dreams mean.

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Every dream I have,
I'm the Queen of England,

233
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and -- and I'm married
to a pile of money.

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Case closed.

235
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Do you guys want to see
my head on a cat?

236
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Deb, are you still
working on that page

237
00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,293
about our trip
to Okoboji?

238
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Yes, yep, yep.
Girl!

239
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That's the summer of '97.

240
00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:46,166
I remember when we...

241
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Aww, it's Morris.

242
00:07:48,536 --> 00:07:50,871
I haven't seen this picture
in a very long time.

243
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You know, I-I saw some --
some coconut stickers somewhere,

244
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and I, uh --
I'm gonna go get them.

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I'll be right back.

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**

247
00:08:06,720 --> 00:08:12,860
**

248
00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,528
Oh, boy!
[ Gasps ]

249
00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:16,664
Sorry. Uh...

250
00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:19,399
Kay locks me in here
until scrapbooking's done.

251
00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,302
I can't go back
until the timer goes off.

252
00:08:22,335 --> 00:08:24,004
[ Sighs, sniffs ]

253
00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:25,939
Uh, meat kebab?

254
00:08:27,908 --> 00:08:29,209
[ Chuckles, sniffles ]

255
00:08:29,242 --> 00:08:31,011
I've got five.

256
00:08:31,044 --> 00:08:33,313
There's only one of me.

257
00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,749
Or two of us.
[ Chuckles ]

258
00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,751
[ Indistinct conversations ]

259
00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:41,254
**

260
00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:43,591
I'm looking for a gift
for a lady sheriff

261
00:08:43,624 --> 00:08:45,693
who's also the proprietor
of a store.

262
00:08:45,726 --> 00:08:47,327
**

263
00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:48,696
I got some gouda.

264
00:08:48,729 --> 00:08:52,365
Okay, I don't know what that is,
but I know it's not cheese.

265
00:08:52,399 --> 00:08:54,367
[ Cellphone rings ]
Oh.

266
00:08:54,401 --> 00:08:56,203
Oy. Okay, okay.

267
00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:57,370
Hello!

268
00:08:57,404 --> 00:08:59,172
Mike,
so nice to see your face.

269
00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:00,273
Where -- Where are you?
[ Grunts ]

270
00:09:00,307 --> 00:09:02,610
A-At the gym, or...
Are you on a boat?

271
00:09:02,643 --> 00:09:03,744
Circuit training.

272
00:09:03,777 --> 00:09:05,579
Listen, my sister's daughter's
orthodontist

273
00:09:05,613 --> 00:09:08,181
has a son at
the University of Nebraska.

274
00:09:08,215 --> 00:09:09,349
Name is Seth.

275
00:09:09,382 --> 00:09:11,284
Studying to be
a computer engineer.

276
00:09:11,318 --> 00:09:13,120
Did you know the starting salary
for a computer engineer

277
00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:14,755
is a million bucks?

278
00:09:14,788 --> 00:09:16,957
I don't think
that could be right, Donna.
What do you know?

279
00:09:16,990 --> 00:09:18,626
So I could have him
down there in a flash,

280
00:09:18,659 --> 00:09:19,860
help you sell the eggs.

281
00:09:19,893 --> 00:09:21,795
Well,
that is a white-hot offer,

282
00:09:21,829 --> 00:09:24,197
but you can tell that geek
to go ahead and stay home.
[ Grunts ]

283
00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,033
I've got everything here
under control.

284
00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:27,367
Danika:
Hey! Excuse me, sir?

285
00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:28,535
What's happening?
Egg Man!

286
00:09:28,568 --> 00:09:29,536
Yeah?
What are you doing here?

287
00:09:29,569 --> 00:09:30,470
What's happening, Mike?
Me?

288
00:09:30,503 --> 00:09:31,772
Or maybe not.
Anyways, I got to go.

289
00:09:31,805 --> 00:09:32,940
Beautiful bicep work.

290
00:09:32,973 --> 00:09:35,609
[ Sighs ]
Am I doing this right?

291
00:09:36,476 --> 00:09:38,946
Hi. You can't just set up
wherever you want.

292
00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:40,147
Look, I-I-I'm sorry.

293
00:09:40,180 --> 00:09:42,382
I thought it was kind of like
first-come, first-serve.

294
00:09:42,415 --> 00:09:44,284
So,
w-where do you have us?

295
00:09:44,317 --> 00:09:45,953
Farm-fresh eggs.

296
00:09:45,986 --> 00:09:48,155
Get your farm-fresh eggs.
[ Toilet flushes ]

297
00:09:48,188 --> 00:09:49,322
Ohh!

298
00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,692
Oh, my gosh! Ohh!

299
00:09:55,262 --> 00:09:57,631
**

300
00:09:57,665 --> 00:10:00,634
[ Clears throat ]
[ Knock on table ]

301
00:10:00,668 --> 00:10:01,835
Hey.

302
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,837
I think they sent someone
to get more toilet paper.

303
00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:05,172
I don't know when
they're gonna be back.

304
00:10:05,205 --> 00:10:06,674
Um, I'm looking
for The Egg Man.

305
00:10:06,707 --> 00:10:08,842
Oh! Ha, yes!

306
00:10:08,876 --> 00:10:09,977
I'm The Egg Man!

307
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:11,812
Hi.
Oh, this is so exciting.

308
00:10:11,845 --> 00:10:13,313
How many, uh,
cartons can I get you?

309
00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:14,447
Uh...
Two?

310
00:10:14,481 --> 00:10:15,749
...I'll take all your eggs.

311
00:10:15,783 --> 00:10:18,251
You want all the eggs.
Well, you can have 'em.

312
00:10:18,285 --> 00:10:20,287
Yeah. There's, uh,
$400 in this envelope.

313
00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:21,621
[ Laughs ]

314
00:10:21,655 --> 00:10:23,456
Oh, my -- four -- wait.

315
00:10:23,490 --> 00:10:25,092
Wait, wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

316
00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:27,294
Nebraska --
Donna must have sent you.

317
00:10:27,327 --> 00:10:28,996
You're Seth, aren't you?
No.

318
00:10:29,029 --> 00:10:30,798
Oh, really? What do you think
of the, uh, dark web?

319
00:10:30,831 --> 00:10:32,432
It's the one true Internet.

320
00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,466
Yeah, I knew it.

321
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,435
That's such a textbook
computer-geek answer.

322
00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,637
Listen, Don--
Donna's not gonna buy me off.

323
00:10:37,671 --> 00:10:38,806
You take your money.
I don't want your filthy money.

324
00:10:38,839 --> 00:10:40,473
No, take the money.
No, no, you take --

325
00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,474
Hey, hey, hey.
Give me these eggs!

326
00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:43,010
Put those eggs down!
I want your eggs!

327
00:10:43,043 --> 00:10:44,177
Danika: Hey!
Seth, put the eggs down!

328
00:10:44,211 --> 00:10:45,445
She said she'd help
with my student loans!

329
00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:46,613
Hey!
Please don't break my eggs.

330
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,016
Are you --
Are you shoving kids?

331
00:10:49,049 --> 00:10:50,317
Don't let those braces
fool you.

332
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:52,019
He was sent
by a woman in New York,

333
00:10:52,052 --> 00:10:53,520
and he's trying to
buy all my eggs!

334
00:10:53,553 --> 00:10:55,989
Okay, pack up.
You're done.

335
00:10:56,023 --> 00:10:58,158
Our security guy's
getting fresh juice,

336
00:10:58,191 --> 00:11:03,163
but he'll be back in 15,
and he's gonna kick your ass.

337
00:11:03,196 --> 00:11:06,033
Doesn't sound
very farmers' market-y.

338
00:11:06,066 --> 00:11:09,336
Do you remember, uh, the time
Morris bought that waffle maker?

339
00:11:09,369 --> 00:11:11,504
Yeah, he was waffling everything
that shouldn't be waffled.

340
00:11:11,538 --> 00:11:12,840
How about the time --
remember he had drank

341
00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:14,341
six Long Island Iced Teas

342
00:11:14,374 --> 00:11:16,009
before he realized
there was booze in them?

343
00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:19,046
[ Laughs ]
Yes, I found him fully clothed
in our shower the next day.

344
00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:20,814
[ Both laugh ]

345
00:11:20,848 --> 00:11:21,882
You have any 3s?

346
00:11:21,915 --> 00:11:22,916
Ah! Yes.

347
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:26,086
It's good
to talk about Morris.

348
00:11:26,119 --> 00:11:27,520
He was a good friend.

349
00:11:27,554 --> 00:11:30,423
I miss him.

350
00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:33,426
Well, you're lucky
to have Kay,

351
00:11:33,460 --> 00:11:36,429
someone who
really knows you.

352
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:37,430
You know?

353
00:11:37,464 --> 00:11:40,267
**

354
00:11:40,300 --> 00:11:43,103
You ever feel like the person
you've known your whole life

355
00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,273
is really just a stranger?

356
00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:47,875
**

357
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:50,210
I'm just kidding.
[ Chuckles ]

358
00:11:50,243 --> 00:11:51,444
Do you have any 9s?

359
00:11:51,478 --> 00:11:53,613
You wish.
Go fish!

360
00:11:53,646 --> 00:11:55,048
[ Groans ]
[ Laughs ]

361
00:11:55,082 --> 00:11:56,349
Okay.
Yeah, buster.

362
00:11:56,383 --> 00:12:00,788
So, "I...deserve..."
I...deserve...this sticker!

363
00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:01,955
Rio: Exactly.

364
00:12:01,989 --> 00:12:05,092
I deserve love,
and I deserve happiness.

365
00:12:05,125 --> 00:12:07,961
And I -- And I just put
a sticker on my face!

366
00:12:07,995 --> 00:12:09,629
[ Giggles ]
That's very sparkly.

367
00:12:09,662 --> 00:12:11,131
And it feels good,
right?

368
00:12:11,164 --> 00:12:12,299
-Give me one of those flyers.
-It feels really good. Oh, Rio.

369
00:12:12,332 --> 00:12:13,466
-Yeah, I'll take a flyer, too.
-Yeah?

370
00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,736
Kay, you've got to
let her do your pages.

371
00:12:16,770 --> 00:12:18,906
Rio, um, can I just talk to you
for a second?

372
00:12:18,939 --> 00:12:19,907
Of course, like...
Thank you.

373
00:12:19,940 --> 00:12:21,041
...I totally get it.

374
00:12:21,074 --> 00:12:23,777
You keep
all that glitter up.

375
00:12:23,811 --> 00:12:24,812
[ Deb giggling ]

376
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,980
Mrs. Olsen
is a good friend of mine.

377
00:12:27,014 --> 00:12:30,317
Oh, okay.
And she has really desperately
needed someone to talk to

378
00:12:30,350 --> 00:12:31,952
ever since her brother
moved to Venice

379
00:12:31,985 --> 00:12:33,453
to row those Italian boats.

380
00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:34,454
Oh, gondolas.

381
00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,123
I told her
you'd be over A.S.A.P.

382
00:12:36,156 --> 00:12:39,059
Oh, now.
So just ride your bike
down Old Trail...

383
00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:42,095
Old Trail.
...and then you're gonna
turn on Elkhorn Lake Road...

384
00:12:42,129 --> 00:12:43,463
Elkhorn Lake Road.
...and then you'll see it.

385
00:12:43,496 --> 00:12:44,664
When I come back...
Yeah?

386
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:47,434
...do you mind
seating me by Clara?
Sure.

387
00:12:48,802 --> 00:12:50,303
[ Cellphone rings ]

388
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:52,639
[ Beep ]
Hi, Mike.

389
00:12:52,672 --> 00:12:53,974
Did you sell any eggs yet?

390
00:12:54,007 --> 00:12:56,443
Well, zero,
but it's not my fault.

391
00:12:56,476 --> 00:12:58,445
Your mother infiltrated
the farmers' market.

392
00:12:58,478 --> 00:13:00,680
Oh, it's my mom's fault?
Cool.

393
00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:03,783
Well, I'm heading to see
a potential new client,

394
00:13:03,817 --> 00:13:05,285
but I think
I'm a little lost.

395
00:13:05,318 --> 00:13:06,519
I'm on Elkhorn Lake Road.

396
00:13:06,553 --> 00:13:07,855
I'm about to turn off
right now, all right?

397
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:10,457
No, no, no, don't -- don't
turn off of Elkhorn Lake Road.

398
00:13:10,490 --> 00:13:12,125
Why?
I already did it.

399
00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,127
Elkhorn Lake Road
is named after Elkhorn Lake,

400
00:13:14,161 --> 00:13:15,295
which is right
on the edge of --

401
00:13:15,328 --> 00:13:16,463
[ Screaming ]
H-Honey?

402
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,597
Rio, w-what's happening?
Are you okay?

403
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:22,369
Back pedal, back pedal!
There's a lake!

404
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:23,871
Rio! Oh, my God!

405
00:13:23,904 --> 00:13:26,706
Honey! Honey!
[ Gasping ]

406
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:30,543
Rio. Rio?
Rio? Rio?

407
00:13:30,577 --> 00:13:31,879
[ Cellphone vibrates ]
Oh, hello?

408
00:13:31,912 --> 00:13:33,146
You know Rio's in a lake,
right?

409
00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,182
Yes, I know -- That just
happened. How do you know that?

410
00:13:35,215 --> 00:13:36,549
I track her phone,
dumb nuts.

411
00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,551
Now, I'm dialing her right now,
and I'm merging calls.

412
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:40,988
No, Donna, I don't need you
involved in this right now.

413
00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:42,455
Do not merge us.
I'm merging.

414
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:45,125
Don't merge. Don't --
I merged. I merged.

415
00:13:45,158 --> 00:13:46,960
Mom? Mike?
Honey, are you okay?

416
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,029
Do not swallow
lake water.

417
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:50,964
There are parasites!
What?

418
00:13:50,998 --> 00:13:52,532
Donna, do you see
how you're complicating this?

419
00:13:52,565 --> 00:13:53,800
[ Static ]
Let me check on my -- Honey --
Honey, are you okay?

420
00:13:53,833 --> 00:13:55,969
I don't understand the words
you're saying. Hello?

421
00:13:56,003 --> 00:13:58,305
Tell your husband
to respect me!

422
00:13:58,338 --> 00:14:01,741
Donna, I need you to buzz off
and leave us alone, okay?!

423
00:14:01,774 --> 00:14:03,576
Stop it!
Both of you!

424
00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:06,146
You are driving me crazy
right now.

425
00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:08,381
You are the two people that
I love the most in the world,

426
00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:10,217
so just shut up
and figure it out.

427
00:14:10,250 --> 00:14:12,585
**

428
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,421
Ohh, God.

429
00:14:14,454 --> 00:14:15,755
Disgusting.

430
00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:18,391
[ Distorted ]
Hello, Rio, are you --

431
00:14:20,760 --> 00:14:24,831
What? Oh, wow, you, uh, really
didn't hit the brakes, did you?

432
00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:26,499
Nope, I did not.

433
00:14:26,533 --> 00:14:29,569
[ Laughs ]

434
00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:30,870
Oh, come on.

435
00:14:30,904 --> 00:14:33,040
My sorority pulled
much worse pranks.

436
00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:36,709
Really?
Yeah, one time they sold me
on eBay for a dollar.

437
00:14:36,743 --> 00:14:39,612
[ Chuckling ]
It was funny.

438
00:14:39,646 --> 00:14:41,081
Was it?

439
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,917
Anyway, I'm so sorry that
no one will pay to talk to you.

440
00:14:43,951 --> 00:14:45,552
It's okay.
[ Chuckles ]

441
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:50,857
I just -- I realized that
I really miss helping people.

442
00:14:50,890 --> 00:14:53,026
It's, like --
It's, like, the one thing

443
00:14:53,060 --> 00:14:55,728
I'm really --
I'm really good at, you know?

444
00:14:55,762 --> 00:14:56,796
That and debate.

445
00:14:56,829 --> 00:14:57,965
But I feel like
my mom probably paid off

446
00:14:57,998 --> 00:14:59,299
most of the kids to lose.

447
00:14:59,332 --> 00:15:04,537
But a person who sends another
person into a pond of manure,

448
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:08,575
of just ass poo,
is hiding a lot of pain.

449
00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:10,243
**

450
00:15:10,277 --> 00:15:11,444
I'm gonna go home.

451
00:15:11,478 --> 00:15:12,779
There's something
in my shoe...

452
00:15:12,812 --> 00:15:14,781
and, uh, it's alive.

453
00:15:14,814 --> 00:15:16,116
Oh.

454
00:15:16,149 --> 00:15:18,585
Mike: Listen. Sorry about
before, but Rio's mad.

455
00:15:18,618 --> 00:15:20,920
We got to do better.
I'll go first.

456
00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,490
You know, I get upset
when you offer us stuff

457
00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:27,260
because I feel like
you don't believe in me.

458
00:15:27,294 --> 00:15:29,429
That's not
what I'm saying.
Come on.

459
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:31,498
I know you don't like me.
You can say it.

460
00:15:33,533 --> 00:15:35,168
You know what?

461
00:15:35,202 --> 00:15:37,304
You're right. I don't really
like you that much.

462
00:15:37,337 --> 00:15:39,139
Yes! See?! Oh!

463
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,473
The truth --
it feels so good, right?

464
00:15:40,507 --> 00:15:42,642
I don't like your whole vibe,
you know?

465
00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:46,479
"Everything's gonna be great
if only we love each other!"

466
00:15:46,513 --> 00:15:48,415
That whole thing
annoys me.
Mmm.

467
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,649
You're too tall.
What can I do about that?

468
00:15:49,682 --> 00:15:50,984
Why does a person
need to be that tall?

469
00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:52,185
And you're
way overconfident

470
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:53,620
with your restaurant
recommendations.

471
00:15:53,653 --> 00:15:54,921
Okay. Fantastic.

472
00:15:54,954 --> 00:15:58,191
Now I know how you feel,
and -- and you know how I feel,

473
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:01,428
so in the future, if we need
help, we'll reach out.

474
00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:04,331
How's that sound?
Ugh, they put so much mayonnaise
in this egg salad.

475
00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:05,532
This is disgusting.

476
00:16:05,565 --> 00:16:07,834
I asked you
to leave an hour ago.
Mike?

477
00:16:07,867 --> 00:16:09,869
Clarence is ready
to forcibly remove you.

478
00:16:09,902 --> 00:16:11,704
And we're dating...
Where did you go?

479
00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:13,340
...so he will protect me
with his life.

480
00:16:13,373 --> 00:16:15,175
Wait a minute. Who's that?
Somebody's kicking you out?

481
00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,276
Let me talk to them.

482
00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,944
No, Donna, we --
we just went over this.

483
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,279
If -- If I need your help --

484
00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:22,815
You know, actually,
you're on with Danika.

485
00:16:22,849 --> 00:16:23,983
Enjoy.

486
00:16:24,017 --> 00:16:25,052
Hello.

487
00:16:25,085 --> 00:16:26,986
I'm the person who's gonna
shut you down

488
00:16:27,020 --> 00:16:30,023
for violating every
major health code, Danika.

489
00:16:30,057 --> 00:16:31,558
You don't want a piece
of this, baby.

490
00:16:31,591 --> 00:16:34,794
I get full refunds for things
I didn't even buy --

491
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:37,197
including automobiles!

492
00:16:37,230 --> 00:16:40,367
I get pilots
kicked off of planes.

493
00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:41,701
I'm the reason
you can only

494
00:16:41,734 --> 00:16:43,670
leave three reviews a day
on Yelp.

495
00:16:43,703 --> 00:16:47,540
Believe me, young lady,
I am not to be trifled with.

496
00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,809
[ Chuckles ]

497
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,479
[ Water running ]

498
00:16:52,512 --> 00:16:53,813
Knock, knock!
[ Chuckles nervously ]

499
00:16:53,846 --> 00:16:55,315
[ Water stops ]
Oh, sorry. You know what?

500
00:16:55,348 --> 00:16:57,150
I thought you might
want this, so, um,

501
00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:58,485
I don't know
what a bat mitzvah is,

502
00:16:58,518 --> 00:16:59,986
but the photo
was amusing.

503
00:17:00,019 --> 00:17:01,154
Can I come in?

504
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,590
Um, yeah.

505
00:17:03,623 --> 00:17:04,657
Here.

506
00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,059
Oh, thank you.
Yeah.

507
00:17:06,093 --> 00:17:07,394
[ Book thuds ]

508
00:17:07,427 --> 00:17:10,330
Rio, I'm so sorry that I sent
you into that poo-poo pond.

509
00:17:10,363 --> 00:17:12,265
Oh, so there was manure
in it, right?

510
00:17:12,299 --> 00:17:13,366
Oh, yeah, a lot.
Ah, okay.

511
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,068
But as long as
you closed your mouth

512
00:17:15,102 --> 00:17:17,104
when you went in,
you should be fine.

513
00:17:19,772 --> 00:17:20,773
Right.

514
00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:24,111
You know what, Kay?
Don't even sweat it.

515
00:17:24,144 --> 00:17:26,779
I feel like everyone,
at some point in their life,

516
00:17:26,813 --> 00:17:30,117
gets sent into a poo-poo pond
of some sort.

517
00:17:30,150 --> 00:17:32,119
Do you ever feel like
you're just covered in poo?

518
00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:35,455
Like, not literal poo,
but kind of...emotional poo?

519
00:17:35,488 --> 00:17:38,625
Only all the time.

520
00:17:38,658 --> 00:17:39,792
Whew.

521
00:17:39,826 --> 00:17:43,930
Kay, uh,
would you, um...

522
00:17:43,963 --> 00:17:46,933
want to do a therapy session,
just you and me?

523
00:17:46,966 --> 00:17:48,268
Okay, no way.
Okay.

524
00:17:48,301 --> 00:17:49,569
What are you talking about?
I-I just --

525
00:17:49,602 --> 00:17:51,971
That's only for, you know,
people on Twitter or sad people.

526
00:17:52,004 --> 00:17:54,274
But I could maybe
just do a, um...

527
00:17:54,307 --> 00:17:58,778
maybe like a one-on-one
"scrapbooking session"?

528
00:17:58,811 --> 00:18:01,148
Oh.

529
00:18:01,181 --> 00:18:02,215
Yes.

530
00:18:02,249 --> 00:18:03,650
Okay, I brought my kit.

531
00:18:03,683 --> 00:18:04,984
Great.

532
00:18:05,017 --> 00:18:06,586
Before we do
the scrapbooking page

533
00:18:06,619 --> 00:18:09,322
about the family reunion
where I cooked for 25 people

534
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:10,957
and not one person
said "thank you,"

535
00:18:10,990 --> 00:18:12,892
I just want to make sure
that everything that happens

536
00:18:12,925 --> 00:18:14,494
in scrapbooking
stays between us.

537
00:18:14,527 --> 00:18:17,330
Oh, yeah, this is
a private scrapbooking session.

538
00:18:17,364 --> 00:18:18,898
Protected by HIPAA.

539
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,800
Okay, good.
So, the first things first,

540
00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:22,302
I am gonna
fix your water heater.

541
00:18:22,335 --> 00:18:23,836
Oh.
You need to take a shower.

542
00:18:23,870 --> 00:18:24,837
You smell like
hot mayonnaise.

543
00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,306
You know how to do that?
Where is it?

544
00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:27,474
It's over here.
Okay, great.

545
00:18:27,507 --> 00:18:29,041
Oh, God! Rio!
-I'm sorry, it's...

546
00:18:33,012 --> 00:18:34,481
[ Bell dings ]

547
00:18:34,514 --> 00:18:37,116
Constance.

548
00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,352
I brought you something back
from the farmers' market.

549
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,621
Oh.

550
00:18:41,654 --> 00:18:42,822
Thank you.

551
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:49,296
The sales lady said that
women have reclaimed that word,

552
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,964
that now it embodies
female empowerment.

553
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:53,166
She also said that
it's pronounced,

554
00:18:53,200 --> 00:18:56,469
"that bitch"
or "that bitch!"

555
00:18:56,503 --> 00:18:58,004
[ Sighs ]

556
00:18:58,037 --> 00:19:00,340
Yeah, uh, thank you.

557
00:19:00,373 --> 00:19:02,942
[ Birds chirping ]

558
00:19:02,975 --> 00:19:05,111
I hoped you'd like it,

559
00:19:05,144 --> 00:19:07,314
but I realized
I don't know what you like.

560
00:19:08,748 --> 00:19:10,450
I don't know much
about you at all.

561
00:19:10,483 --> 00:19:13,320
Yeah,
I suppose you don't.

562
00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:14,987
But not
getting to know you,

563
00:19:15,021 --> 00:19:17,824
that would be one of
my greatest regrets.

564
00:19:17,857 --> 00:19:24,964
**

565
00:19:24,997 --> 00:19:27,467
You know,
I-I was thinking about

566
00:19:27,500 --> 00:19:29,636
going to the county fair
in a couple weeks.

567
00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:32,038
And maybe you could
come with me?

568
00:19:32,071 --> 00:19:34,807
Oh, I would like that very much,
Constance.

569
00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:36,409
Good.

570
00:19:36,443 --> 00:19:39,246
Because I am...
that bitch.

571
00:19:39,279 --> 00:19:41,248
[ Both chuckle ]
Huh?

572
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,250
Okay.

573
00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:46,686
Ooh, baby.
[ Laughs ]

574
00:19:46,719 --> 00:19:50,022
* All I ask, baby

575
00:19:50,056 --> 00:19:54,361
* I love you so, oh, yeah

576
00:19:54,394 --> 00:19:56,863
* And I'd never, pretty baby

577
00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:57,930
* I'd never let you go

578
00:19:57,964 --> 00:19:59,532
[ Seductively ]
Hello.

579
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,000
* Oh, yeah, baby

580
00:20:01,033 --> 00:20:03,370
I hope I'm not
misreading your cues,

581
00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:05,538
but do you want to
do some sex stuff

582
00:20:05,572 --> 00:20:07,540
against the broken
hot water heater?

583
00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:10,377
[ Chuckles ]

584
00:20:10,410 --> 00:20:11,911
It's fixed.

585
00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:13,079
No!
[ Laughs ] Yes.

586
00:20:13,112 --> 00:20:14,447
No, who fixed it?!

587
00:20:14,481 --> 00:20:16,549
I worked something out
with my new therapy patient!

588
00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:17,617
[ Gasps ]
You got a patient?!
Yes!

589
00:20:17,650 --> 00:20:19,619
Oh, I have so many guesses
who it could be.

590
00:20:19,652 --> 00:20:21,120
Tell me.
I can't.

591
00:20:21,153 --> 00:20:22,455
Oh, so much integrity.
You know.

592
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:24,123
Such a good therapist.
[ Chuckles ]

593
00:20:24,156 --> 00:20:26,793
Honey, I want to talk to you
about something.

594
00:20:26,826 --> 00:20:27,960
What?

595
00:20:27,994 --> 00:20:30,297
I am genuinely sorry
about my mom.

596
00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,798
I feel like --
No, no, no, no, no.
I am sorry.

597
00:20:31,831 --> 00:20:33,400
No.
I-I'm sorry
about your mom.

598
00:20:33,433 --> 00:20:35,635
And we had
a breakthrough today.

599
00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,737
You did?
She told me
she doesn't like me!

600
00:20:37,770 --> 00:20:39,238
[ Chuckles ]
She sugarcoated it!

601
00:20:39,272 --> 00:20:40,307
Yeah!

602
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:42,709
And she promised to call
a little bit less.

603
00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:44,411
All right, well...
Yes.

604
00:20:44,444 --> 00:20:45,878
[ Sighs ]
Donna: What the hell
are you guys doing?

605
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,213
Oh, my gosh.
Oh.

606
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,948
My mom is in your pants.
I forgot.

607
00:20:48,981 --> 00:20:50,617
I was afraid to hang up 'cause,
you know, she gets so angry.

608
00:20:50,650 --> 00:20:51,618
Okay. No, that adds up.
M-Mom --

609
00:20:51,651 --> 00:20:53,720
Rio, are you there?
H-Hi.

610
00:20:53,753 --> 00:20:55,054
Your husband is very needy,

611
00:20:55,087 --> 00:20:56,556
but we'll talk about that
on Sunday.

612
00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,225
Okay. I -- I love you.

613
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:01,294
At least you guys
still have chemistry.

614
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,129
G-Good hearing from you.

615
00:21:06,666 --> 00:21:09,469
Put you there.

616
00:21:09,502 --> 00:21:12,472
My number-one smokeshow.

617
00:21:12,505 --> 00:21:14,674
Yeah, that feels right.

618
00:21:15,808 --> 00:21:17,677
Jacob, what are you doing?

619
00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,512
Mom, it's nothing! God!

620
00:21:19,546 --> 00:21:20,980
Just leave me alone!

621
00:21:21,013 --> 00:21:22,482
Ugh!

622
00:21:22,515 --> 00:21:24,451
[ Door slams ]